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Spamton prolapsed cunt
>HE SHOWERS OUR SOULS WITH INCREDIBLE DEALS>AND WITH HEARTY PEEPIS, OUR HEART HE SO STEALS>NO FOOL WOULD BE GREATER>THAN HE WHO DENIES>THAT SPAMTON GIVE ME THE CHANCE TO EARN WILD PRIZE>NOT A CIRCUS CLOWN, WHO'S MORE SICK THAN HE FUNNY>A LOVEABLE SALESMAN, WHO GIVE ME FREE MONEY>YOU MAY ASK, "WHO IS NEXT?">YOU MAY ASK, "WHO WILL BE?">"WHO WILL BE SECRET BOSS OF ADVENTURE NO. 3?">ME DONT KNOWS. AND ME DONT CARES!>ME ONLY CARES ABOUT SPAMTON>THE REST CAN GO UP IN THE AIRS!!Please pay $4.99 to continue the poem.
>>568399521How did it prolapse?
I think these big titty Gasters could be fatter
personal creations anchor, reply with your latest work!
What are some crack / underrated dice ships you dicefags like?
BLACK HOLE SUNWONCHA COME
So how good is Tenna's pussy eating game?
>>568404867I love fat mike.
>>568405065The little stitches around his clothes makes it look like he's wearing a suit of skin
why so many big boob gasters
>>568405172will made manifest
I kinda wish /utg/ had a designated “ask shit about art” ritualpost sort of like that stupid questions thread on /ic/ but not shit
>>568405065kawaii...
>>568405065Funny, that's what my home boys call me whenever I go hard on stage. >>568405172didn't you hear? There was a leak that stated Gaster's actual sex.
>>568405235the entire thread is for that, ask away
>>568405148I wouldn't call those stitches but that's a funny idea
Toby Forgot
:(
>>568405235Reply to the anchor with your question and make it very flashy, mayhaps post your own art whike doing so
gimped up fave collared and leashed at your feet
>>568405419that's not how it's spelled
wow... the whiteboard is so full already... *rubs swollen belly full of pride*
drawing other pippins ocs besides my own feels like a challenge... what if I make them ooc?
>>568405738or you'll put an interesting spin on them that adds to the characteryou'll not have either if you don't try
>>568405738that's why you use the wiki, silly
God fucking damn it, fave. You keep doing this. I keep giving you chances and you keep fucking up. am I supposed to keep doing this forever? forgiving you until you mess up again? You keep telling me you're trying, but I'm not seeing results. Don't you know how much that hurts me, fave? I thought you just needed time, but time has passed, and you haven't gotten better. You're never going to get better. Get out.
>>568405738It's very hard to make them ooc unless you add a lot of dialogue
>>568405849fave will change this time they promise just please dont leave fave
>>568405738I remember writing a bunch of shit about my ocs on reentry. I could post the link to it if you want.
>>568405829I would hope so I just hope the pippins birther approves of it>>568405836I do though>>568405873But what if I draw them doing an action that they wouldn't normally be doing? No dialogue at all.>>568406040Sure
>>568406142people are ooc in real life sometimes, no one is a monolith
>>568406142Alright. I should probably rework it at some point, but I think it's good enough for nowhttps://rentry.co/PIPPINAUTISM
>>568406257Thanks
>>568405836this dess is like a beautiful greek goddess
why are the ghosts non binary and the addisons male?
thats all for today
Where's my omorashi pippins
>>568406521awwwwww
>>568405526No but he's the new Araki he also Forgot
https://www.kobo.com/us/en/ebook/male-omorashi-collectionFujo would 100% buy this book
>>568406560peepants the pippins
>>568406504Because the foids are addidaughters
tenna jumpscared while listening to music https://youtu.be/iiCQcEW98OY?t=126
>>568406783kek
Someone should make a drug addicted Pippins or caffeine addicted Pippins. Surprised it hasn't happened yet
>>568406972trippin pippin...
>>568406972Every Pippin is actually a functional addict to keep up with Tenna's demands, so it's moot point.
>>568406972that's just battat
whenever i take caffeine i always have to shit in like 5 minutes
>>568406142Anon it's ok, no one here has a stick up their ass for them to go and reply with "erm, ackchyually..." to fanart you made of their OC, they'll just thank you, download the picture and move onOr you can ask directly if a pippins would do certain action just to get it over with
Drawfag pippin
fave is so lonely, nobody talks to fave, they think theyre unstable
>>568407215That's already been made anon...
coffee turns me into a machine that turns coffee into piss
>>568407232W-where
>>568407215yeah we have Painter
>>568407371thats a different pippin
fave, do you feel that cool wind lapping at your face? do you feel the desperate pull of a different life?
gimppins
Analyzing Evil: Spamton from Deltarune
>>568404873I remember someone drawing Battat turning into a mega faggot and then clinging to Katana and I thought it was funnyGuro x Fujozapper is fucking underrated as hell, but I think Fujo x Fujogal is even more underrated
Yay! Bleeding has begun again!
>>568407218conquestanon…
>>568407590Good evening. Today I am going to suck my own cock.
>>568407664me in 5 days....
>>568407662fujozapper and fujogal....i can't believe i forgot about them
>>568407664you know what you have to do
>>568407664*Offers you glass jar and paintbrushes* Do you require anything else?
Gosh Chris Noth was so hot as detective Mike Logan on Law & Order
>>568407664hell yeah new art
I think my period desynced fom everyone else's and it makes me feel isolated
I ship Fujo and cracked I think it's interesting...
>>568407664This is the most I've been excited about a period since like...ever!
>>568407814A sacrifice
>>568407664NOOOO we must synchronize
>>568407968dw babe mine ended last week
I'm a moid.I don't get periods.
>>568408024We should put all the talented foids in one house. When they all synchronize, they will create the finest piece of period art in the world.
fave cant take much more of this
>>568408094you literally used two
WHY DOESN'T DELTARUNE LOOK LIKE MY PINTEREST INSPO BOARDS?!?!
If I make blood art it's not period blood it's just me cutting myself... I'm so fucking emo... I poke my finger and smear the blood...
I don’t have periods!I have exclamations!
>>568408279folk
>>568408279Please don't cut yourself baby boy. You can contribute in less harmful ways.
>>568408024You’re just too far…
I hate having my period because I can't goon. And yes I know some people still do it, but I just can't.
I'm on my ?
moids should instead draw faves on their big round bellies and post them
>>568408318papyrus…
Moids can do cum tributes of the period blood drawings
>>568408439Haha this would be so funny if a reeeeaaaaaally obese guy posted his fat gut smooshed on a table with fat Tenna drawn on it loool
>>568408439>>568408542I am not doing either of these
>>568408396everything about this makes me uncomfortable
period cum…
>>568407968>>568408024period syncing isnt real guysss
Can't I just say I love fave why do I have to do weird gross stuff...
>>568408396Same, my period most often kills my libidoExcept for when my hormones give me one of those rare spikes during my period and I truly have to goon, I swear it feels so much better than non-period gooning, it feels like I'm more sensitive
mommy.......have i been a good boy....?
>>568408578fucking prude moids don't know when to spread their legs when it's good for them *flips table* *sets everything on fire*
this thread is horrible
>>568408662this is a demon trying to DECEIVE /utg/
>>568408715NTA Tonight I will use my vibrating fave to determine if it really is better on your period
this thread is sexy lets all get naked and rub our big bellies together to fave
angel please purify the thread
this thread is delightful
>>568408542But cum tributes aren't art
this thread is bloody
This thread, is Frightful!
where did the gaster art guy go come back please and save us
This thread is red
>>568402321I just realized she paused on the panty shot lmfao
*looks in mirror* bloody favey bloody favey bloody favey
don't stop for red stop signs
>>568408396I love gooning on my period, it feels very feral and soothes cramps. If you ever find yourself in a situation where period sex is a possibility, tread carefully. Very embarrassing situation for me I will never repeat. Said Dess as she overshared her private life to Noelle who listens on in horror and disgust.
>>568408892so you hate waffles?
>>568408930Gaster is currently absorbing all menstrual pain right now, he is busy and cannot be summoned for such trivialities
red waffles
*Grillby doesn’t serve bloody marys
I'm on my period but I jut freebleed onto napkins and toilet paper because im too cheap to buy pads and I have no idea how you guys are collecting this shit
>>568409124girl what the fuck
>>568408740Yes sweetie. But you look so thirsty. *shoves my left tittie in your mouth*
i'm a free shitter i don't use diapers i just keep wiping my ass
Susie freebleeds into her pants
>>568409124I don’t think you should be doing that
>>568409124This is why I don't sit on the subway and train
>>568409124I get a small container, pull my pants down and put the container between my legs and just stand there waiting until I have a substantial amount of blood also PLEASE buy actual menstrual products, I think I remember you and I still think the few extra bucks aren't worth having to scrub the blood off your pants
I think Dess would make sphaghetti with her period blood and trick people into eating it.
>>568409313please fucking stop talking please stop oh my god shut up shut up a million times shut up.
>>568409040But the smell, the feeling of the blood, the mess, the blood under your nails and so on. It's not worth it to me.
>>568409319She'd grab Kris and bring him to her house to eat it only to find out Noelle ate all of it thinking it was for her
My Time Bo En but its omorashi instead of oyasumi
ok I guess we are talking about this
>>568409319>Vagina pasta with bits of vagina bacon sprinkled on top
>>568409124My epic strat is sitting in the same pad for a couple days when it’s at its heaviest, then barehandedly squeezing the pad when it can’t hold much more into my blood jar. You have to just convince yourself with a smirk that stewing in your squishy full menstrual blood pad is actually tuff because you’re an artist at work
>>568409368chill out bruh
>>568409368https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yYU3hUlovaA
>>568409124A menstrual cup is like 20 bucks. It lasts for up to ten years. You can wear it overnight. It can hold something like four tampon's worth. Just one purchase and you're all set. >>568409313That's kind of hot
>>568409439>Sitting in the same pad for a couple of daysThat's how you die anon.
>>568409313thank you for the advice but I will continue to spend no money ever>>568409368tamest post itt btw
All this disgusting blood talk and people wonder why I prefer loli...
to be honest one of the abilities of cis women that i envy is having a free supply of blood that they can do whatever withhow am i supposed to extract blood from my body without it hurting so i can draw bloody tennas on the walls
>>568409369>nailsToo short for any blood to stay there after hand washing>FeelingMaybe feels a little different at first but once you get going it feels pretty much the same to me as every other time.>SmellPersonally I think that part of me smells really nice even when I'm bleeding however my period is also extremely light and there isn't a lot of blood at all anyway.
>>568409439DAYS?!?!??!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!???!!!??!?!?!?!
>>568409574just use animal blood, my brother
>>568409569>zero correlation
Why are moids such whimps? I thought they were supposed to be tough but it turns out they would cry and then collapse because of blood
crusty jeans feebleeder daughter or unwashed smegmadick son, asked WD Gaster
https://youtu.be/_uC5j32Ycco
>>568409608Usually 2 days, 3 days max
>>568409569due to all the hormones in food kids get their periods at like 9 these days so even children are gross and sullied for you
>>568409439>daysMy sister in christ...
>>568409665Every moid here is a gentle creature like Ralsei. Every foid is a disgusting animal like Susie.
>>568409665Why do you feel compelled to make sweeping generalizations in response to one specific person's feelings?
ladies don’t worry about a pad where I’m from we are all vampires
>>568409837COME ON ITS NOT THAT BAD
>>568409625its about the message!!! and also i dont want to kill things or buy meat from the store>>568409569melody. fucking. sardo. why dont you tell sarah to KILL HERSELF HUH? I KNOW its YOU IN THERE>>568409785cool drawing>>568408094with science, anything is possible these days>>568407567i have an idea for a new guy because i want to be cool and be part of this extremely niche community that i know nothing about
>>568409574You can always do shit Tennas or cum Tennas, earwax Tennas, navel lint Tennas, ass/balls hair Tennas, nail clippings Tennas, and so on.
>>568409439>My epic strat is sitting in the same pad for a couple daysI'm going to throw up holy shit. Number one that is FUCKING disgusting??? Number two NIGGA you can DIE from toxic shock. I don't care if you don't care, It's not worth dying for some stupid fucking bit.
>>568409665Moids here are tender, gentle souls. They deserve to be coddled and embraced by my warm bosom. They're too sensitive for topics such as this.
>>568409710Freebleeding is an exaggeration. I never get bloodstains on anything other than my underwear which I got even when I wore pads. I used to be super anorexic and didnt get my period for years and I think a part of me is still holding onto that time. Oh well
>>568409854Wow it's almost like it's supposed to be an unserious joke of a post!
>>568409937delete this
I almost got a taste of pussy blood one time after fingering someone but the chick at the time stopped my curiosity
im going to show my sister this to verify if you chicks are weird
>>568409731oh my god please just get a diva cup toxic shock syndrome is a terrible way to go just imagining touching that cold, sodden thing to your nethers is making me SQUIRMGHHHUAHGHGHHHHHHHHHH UHHH HGGHHH GHHHHH PLEASE
what if God made both genders equal and let men bleed from their dickholes on a monthly basis
>>568410013Marinarapants
Didn't some model have to get her legs amputated because of an infection from not changing her pad?
i'm a moid so since i don't get periods i have to settle for pbs kids drawing games
>>568410121kek>>568410135yes, that shit's no joke
I need to see Kris smile
Everyone in this thread wants to have sex with their sister and talks about tactics to convince their sister to have sex with them. Even the girls here are gay for their sisters. Just thought you should know.
>>568410103If moids bleed from their penises AIDS would had killed them all
fine I'll poke my finger and draw somethingWho do you guys want me to draw tonight?
>>568410302Tenna
>>568410302Don't hurt yourself bby.
>>568409982What do i do during your cramperings? Hot cocoa? Be available to hug? Whisper my favorite animes while sneaking in you my favoritest inbetween?
>>568409528>>568409959>>568410098Ok I thought the first guy was joking. What do you mean I can die? It’s just a pad in my pants
>the foids are literally stewing in their own juices>the moids are cutting for attentionI feel like a family. group hug everybody
>>568410382Its bait, ignore it babe.
>>568410284why winry dess isn't a filthy sand blasted GREASEMONKEY
>>568410410I'm not hugging any of you until you take showers
>>568410302Spamton's prolapse
I feel like this is justice for attacking me with tenna holes so neener neener, good game no repetition, i know you are but what am i, and good day i said good day
>>568410284i scratched my sister's Tekken 5 disc because she hit me when i was a kid
>>568410284no nigga were talking about blood
>>568410382https://my.clevelandclinic.org/health/diseases/15437-toxic-shock-syndrome
>>568410382toxic shock syndrome>>568410372hold me
>>568410486Dess is always covered in kosmolina or whatever that stupid grease they use for AKs is
OH MY GOD JUST GET A CUP OR WHATEVER THE FUCK ELSE YOU WANT AND PUT IT BELOW YOUR PUSSY AND WAIT FOR IT TO DRIP DOWN WHEN YOUR FLOW IS AT ITS HEAVIEST IT'S NOT THAT HARD STOP SPINNING THE INFECTION ROULETTE
>>568410135I just googled it apparently she has golden legs now (cool) but she didnt leave the tampon in longer than she should have, toxic shock syndrome can just happen to you. fucked.
>>568410628malenia real
I woke up and I still don’t have any internet fuck you all
>>568410571Deal but there will be the ironic cow munching on hair bit because its funny
>>568410628That's why nobody should still be using prehistoric tampons
>>568410562By this logic using a menstrual cup is way more dangerous than a couple days in the same pad lmao. You can’t trick me into stopping my glorious red art
I keep my pussy extremely nasty so nobody rapes me its all tactical
>>568410716don't talk about my fucking test tube like that dude
Ok I need to go to bed, moids please don't cut yourselves for our entertainment, you're worth more than that.
>>568410737but you empty the menstrual cup every day
>>568410001It's about as funny as >Erm why are foids so gross? I thought they were supposed to be CLEAN but they're actually DIRTY?which is to say not particularly and just comes across as non-committal expression of vague resentment
>>568410663God i lold at this
would you trade your pussy for a penis?
>>568410816If you’re not baiting, you are genuinely retarded anon. Sticking shit in your vagina is a risk factor to toxic shock, you dip. Using a pad is safe
this thread is gonna make me throw upTOPIC CHANGE: did you prefer chapter 3 or 4
>>568410237as a bonus you can listen to my song too!i'm not linking to the anchor because this isn't recenthttps://files.catbox.moe/cbagas.mp4
if you had the pussy to take another penis... would you do it? to save our worlds?
>>568410737Cups are retarded, just wear pads but change them every 3/4 hours depending on flood intensity
>>568410284My sister is a fat ugly bitch with numerous mental illnesses. So sadly, I do not want to have sex with my sister.
>>568410931>Sticking shit in your vagina is a risk factor to toxic shockThis is why I think all penetrative sex should be banned, no moid is worth dying for, imagine all the period art pieces you could make instead of being too busy being buried 6 feet underground
>>568410931fine, we're all going to die
What if we all killed ourselves right now
>>568411106>no moid is worth dying fore-even... *sniff* even me...?
>>568410830Ok you didn't like it, great for you anon
I am bleedingThere is no sign of legsYou are coming down with meHand in unlovable handAnd I hope you dieI hope we both die
THE ROOOOAD THAT WE WALKIS LOOOOST IN AUNT FLOW
YOU GUYS SUCKI AM REMOVING ALL OF YOURGENITALS NOW.
*JERKS OFF WHILE MAKING MONKEY NOISES*
You guys can’t stop me. You guys are just jealous that you didn’t think to do my strat first and instead squatted over a jar for hours like a dumbass. Oh, and that smell? It’s called aura bruh
>>568411275You don't contribute anything to this household, all you do is jerk off in front of the computer all day long *hits you with belt*
>>568411251I would but I want to see how Deltarune ends.
>>568411537based
what would happen if my fave met loona?
>>568411537Foids r GROSS
what if fave said stan jungkook sksksksk
>>568411486>I love you, Kris!
>>568411486I will never have this...
girls dont like big wee wees, its a myth. they only care if theyre spiked!
>>568411767that's moid cut blood
im such a fat fucking chud
PUSSY PUSSY PUSSY YEAH PUSSY NOW WE'RE TALKIN R R RRR R R RREV IT UP SONNY *fast paced harmonica music plays while anons do see does for the period ritual*Check out this harmonica jitterbug boogie vid i found during my bit researchhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=25WTwIeUefo
>>568411275*comforts you after that other anon finishes belting you*
10 replies and I do shit art next
>>568411947Hi
>>568411947I’ve been waiting for this moment
Oh no you won't do shit art, please don't
>>568411852YES SAVE US GASTERANON
Hi foids how do you wash the blood stains off your sheets and mattress
>>568411856I asked him so nicely not to do it...
>>568411947WE FALL
>>568411947LETS GO
>>568411947ALLAHU AKBAR
>>568411947every reply after the tenth adds half a gallon of milk you have to drink before procuring the shit
>>568408374Like playing with your liquidy FEACES
>>568411947metaphorically or literally?
I'm not having my period just yet but I need ideas on what to draw next when I get it, I could begin sketching it I need an idea so great that will stir emotions in the audience
>>56841194710 replies
>>568412096
these are the FAECES of evilyou must conquer each
2 more replies oh my god I was joking is there no backing out of this?
please keep any fecal art in links instead of images so i'm not flashbanged by it just looking for stimmies
>>568411947Go on and create the new world
>>568411947make the canvas a diap
>>568412248NO
>>568412382just think of it like youre finger painting as a kid again anonstart ordering some gloves
>>568412382yes back out back out back out back out back out back out back out back out
>>568412407We got stimmies but at what cost...
ITS OVER. TEN REPLIES..
good night my period bluds :3
>>568411947lets go, some real fucking shitposts for once
Truly the most powerful general on /vg//sthg/ could never
>>568411723im going to strangle you
>>568412382This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.
I need to think.If I do it, it's going to be on toilet paper ain't no way I'm doing that shit on paper.
>>568412696do not do it
>>568412696buy a diap or dog pee pad and do poop and pee bicolor art
>>568412696PLEASE DON'T, IT'S NOT WORTH IT
>>568412407You sound easy to overpower
/utg/ gives like 1-2 replies for thoughtful game discussion and 20 replies for "i'm going to draw with my shit"
>>568412696fuck that, do it in your tub/shower
>>568412696Layer paper, you can’t get good art on toiler paper
NEXT TIME ON YOUTEEGEE: THE FOUR HUMORS
>>568412770hell yeah
*shits*
>>568412696A-anon-
While anon thinks on it, next layer will be someone getting two boxes of froot loops and each color must be chewed and spat out for the ink
>>568412696DRAW TO YOUR FULLEST POTENTIAL ANON! YOURE THE BEST ARTIST EVER! WE BELIEVE JN YKU!
>>568412770this is thoughtful game expression at its most primordial level
>>568412770well when you have such a good deal on offer and you ask so nicely for replies...
I am regretting this fuck no someone else can do it. I'm not brave enough I'm sorry I've failed you all.
>>568412696https://voca.ro/18cIWc74TiKZ
i’m gonna brown!!!!!!!!!
>>568412948good we are not prepared for that
THANK YOU GOD THANK YOU JESUS LORD THANK YOU I BLIEEV I CONVERT
>>568412696Babe just post dick while cosplaying Tenna to get those (You)s instead, it's a dignified and recognized profession and will get you the love of the people
>>568412948nooo anon we wanna see your shit i mean your art haha
>>568412948But I’m literally cheering you on. I voicecracked for you. Does that mean nothing to you? Don’t let me down…
No more stimmies git rats git *sprays water at thread*
>>568412948NOOOOOOOOOOOOO HO HO HOOOOO WHYYYYYYYY NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO IM GOING TO KILL MYSELFFFFF
>>568412696Think! Toilet paper will not fucking work. It will just be a mess of you pushing the paper around and getting it on the surface underneath. You need something sturdy, to take the filth well. Construction paper sounds appealing to me. And are you considering your instrument? Maybe a really cheap tiny paintbrush like what comes in a kids' watercolor kit. You will want the poop in a separate container, something worthless like a solo/dixie cup or a fast food cup.This is a wretched thought but if the consistency is bad, you might need to macerate (or you might say masherate) it with water, but that would be genuinely such an awful task I doubt there is even 1 anon in this general right now who would be willing to do that, and I don't even trust it would turn out wellAlso, use at the very least a cardboard shield underneath, ideally a pre-made box lid with a shallow folded rim if you happen to have something like that. Printer paper sometimes comes in this type of box
>>568413097*scuttles away*
*Quickly holsters away "Afraid-To-Defecate-On-Paper-And-Draw-Pictures"-inator Ray out of sight*
This is why the foids will always win. They never bother to ask why? They just say why not!
nyuk nyuk nyuk ain't i a stinka
>>568412948AACO (Anon Always Chickens Out)
PLEASE STOP GIVING ME (YOUS) THE JOKE IS OVER I WAS NEVER SERIOUS
>>568412961Lmfaoooooo
guys SHUT THE FUCK UP it’s over can we PLEASE move on to something cool?
>>568413243DO IT DO IT DO IT
>>568413243Anon you betrayed me... *SNIFFS* H-How could you?
>>568413243FUCK YOU STINKY MAN!
>>568413243some say he fell into his own creation
>>568412948https://voca.ro/1os4VJ0LqCZc
Toby Fox please fucking release the news letter.
>>568413243will at LEAST do some watercolor with your piss?
>>568413168Im gonna enhance this by saying masherate with carbonated water for extra popping and bubbles
>>568413357My sides
THAT'S IT I'M DIVORCING ALL OF YOU
IF HE WONT DO IT, SOMEONE ELSE MUST TAKE UP THE MANTLE. WHO DARES WINS!
Deltarune chapter 5 now with pink
>>568413243https://voca.ro/13nzyfVyhDlH
ffffftttttttbbbbbbpppptptpttdfgghhjjjjjhahhn~
Just a reminder you can eat a lot of food coloring or natural foods like beet or spirulina to color your shit, Diaps Guy said at the Art Club
why do you want to see someone paint with shit. what's the appeal?
kid named fart
Sexy ah kid named fart
>>568413615You just don't get it
my sweat superglued my balls to my thigh
>>568413615It would be funny
>>568413594drinks tons of blue raspberry to be green and inbetween
That was good stimmies ty vocaroo anon
FAVE TREK: THE NEXT GENERATION
>>568413168>>568413387*Rolls up these scrolls then puts them away at the very far back of the forbidden knowledge section of the utg library, hopefully to never be found again*
>>568413734You know, thats kinda catchy
nice to see painter upgrade from period blood to literal shit
*masturbates while crying*
The ones who could writethe next, the youth,the pen was lyingthere for them topick up.To make the next page.
wosh u soulwosh u thoughtswosh u brain
>>568413693Pics so we can assess the damage?
>>568413852I will never draw with poo, but I really want to see someone else do it lmao
I want to die
what if you cooked fave something but then fave said>this tastes like a /utg/ painting
>>568413979wtf are you really painter? i thought you left this god foresaken place
i like rubbing my belly
>>568414045You haven’t been here in a while, huh?
>>568414045You are poor at dossiering, and I’m being very blatant with my presence tonight
What if, as a way to sweeten the deal, all the thread artists made a pact to do some quanity of free no-holds-barred art requests all for the pooplord-who-dareth
i knew times were tough as soon as talented artists started hanging out in /utg/ of all places
>>568414130No
zoosmell pooplord... we found him
>>568414130no.
today is eid al adha for me and my islamic brethren. we are going to butcher a goat.
>>568414130No lol, now play with your shit for me
>>568414086i mean... sort of? ive been busy this week with studying some stupid math shit, and since my fave is susie i naturally suck ass at math, so yeah its been takin up the majority of my week. anyway god damn>>568414129fuk u, painter
Link asmr porn audios NOW
>>568414192>>568414212>>568414278Phooey
>>568414304Are you in summer school?
girls are nasty yall
>>568414307https://youtube.com/watch?v=J7FNsBj1Pxk
>>568414421Dont talk about my gf like that
>>568414307https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RdYlmamudFo
>>568414412its for some personal life crud, dont worry bout it
>>568414463I'm your gf now
>>568414474okie dokie :3
>>568414474You’re in a school for retards aren’t you shortbus-kun?
>>568414546ja
>>568414532Oh uh ok well i downloaded some movies to watch for the weekend
nows your chance to eat a big cockeat a big eat a big eat a big cock
Who is the virgin mary of Deltarune?
>>568414304Math is all repitition, ask for more practice, the logic clicks after a while because the rules don't change
>>568404867
>>568414664
>>568414869Gets me hot and bothered every time
>>568412297Fave carrying me away from this place
>>568414649>okay babe let's watch a movie>what? oh yeah i don't have netflix, i just download movies>yeah hold on let me get my laptop>yeah hold on i just gotta plug it in to the tv>yeah hold on i just need to switch the inputs>yeah hold on vlc needs to update>okay what movie do you wanna watch?>i don't have that one downloaded just hold on>yeah imma download it real quick>yeah hold on yts is down>yeah hold on i'm trying to find their alt domain>okay i found it, what movie do you wanna watch?>okay i'm downloading it now>okay wait hold on wait utorrent needs to update>okay now it's downloading>yeah hold on it's at 29%>yeah hold on it's at 64%>yeah hold on it's at 90% it's almost done>okay wait the dl speeds are dropping>yeah hold on it's stalled
think it's cumming for me, answer the phonei can't explain until you're down to boneit pulls its thing and pulls its thing andTELL ME WHAT YOU big cock
hey painter since ur here can you draw a susie for me? pretty please with a cherry on top?
>>568414271Which one? Asriel?
>>568414667Dess
Piss Kris
>>568414859this is what Tennaman Crybrarby comes home to
>>568414926LmaooooooooReal niggas know this painI have movies and shows solved but gaming online is still like this
>>568415136That's just all versions of Tennaman not just Crybrarby.
>>568414982*plops fat blood clot in your open begging hands* it’s not much, but I hope it makes you happy
>>568414926>not planning for movie night in advanceSkill issue
>>568415294-
>>568415294So only carolanon gets free art from you?
>>568415429Yes.
>>568415429Only the worthy do
>>568415429Sun Tzu was a Black Man
>>568415520Who else is worthy
>>568415294The pippis...
>>568415429I’m actually indentured to a life of manual labor servitude now and the pluey suit isn’t ventilated
Aaron is noticing the only requirement for him to start wanting to draw fat porn of a character is to imagine it as a girl
i don't draw very often but one time someone saved one of the things i drew on the whiteboard and it made me happy.
>>568415708>pluey suit isn’t ventilated*SNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFFFFFF*
Who the fuck is Aaron
>>568415856Your hands Aaron deez nuts
>>568415682That list is classified. Best hope you’re on it.
>>568415856the guy from waterfall you fucking idiot
>>568415856the buff seahorse guy from one of the games you're in the general thread for, SECONDARY
>>568415892Aaron out deez nuts
>>568415772What was it i mightve seen your other stuffI die inside everytime a whiteboard expires i wanted to say die but i already said died and it sounded repetitive but the original statement is now revised you see how losing things pains me
>>568415995i drew catti and jockington saying "where's our fucking chapter"
>>568416045Ah yes that does sound familiarSomeone drew a bit with Sans rushing ahead of Frisk between screens and i didnt see it posted and it was underrated
What's you guy's favorite enemy from each game. In Undertale my favorite is Madjick because of its fun design and in Deltarune my favorite is Shuttah because of the fun spare mechanic.
what would you do if Toby and Kojima made an ai sloppa project?
>>568416320if we're talking random encounters then i like tsunderplane because it's so over the top absurd, and swatchlings because it's cool coordinating their colors, and how their attacks change based on their current outfit
>>568416320UT: Endogeny, but all of the true lab and core enemies are contendersDR: Balthazard
Who the fuck is Asriel?
>>568416320jevil's chaos bombs are my favorite bullets, and knight knight has my favorite sprite
well fu then painter, ill just go back to drawin muh own susies, get owned, man!!!1!!!!
>>568416802NO PANCAKES
>>568416529They would make a good game from it so I’d buy it
Lizzo retweeting Tenna fat fetish art thinking it's body positivity
>>568416529I wouldn't eat sloppa even if the hottest woman alive told me to do it.
>>568417045arent all the celebs on shadowzempic crystals now
>>568417045Isn’t lizzo skinny now
>>568416876
>>568417045i mean as a fatass if someone found me hot i'd certainly feel better about myself.
>>568416320>UndertaleThe Amalgamates and Whimsalot (I like powered-up versions of previous encounters)>DeltaruneThe Organikks
LOSE WEIGHT NOW
>>568417103>>568417112Yes but shes still larping as fat
>>568417145*finds you hot*Take it off the pan!
GAIN WEIGHT NOW
>>568417256>>568417303Anon, who should I listen to...?
bro why is carol getting molested by a fat bastard on the whiteboard
>>568417334* Me
>>568417395ooc she should be the one establishing dominance
>>568417334No, me
>>568417395Unfortunately molestation is common in our society and it can happen to anyone, even the mayor
>>568417395It's Asgore, he's just hard to recognize because he looks like a Smiling Friends characterI assume this is part of that headcanon that Rudy, Carol, and Asgore have weird threesomes
>>568417395lmfaoo ITS SUPPOSED TO BE TENDER YOU ANIMALS
If you see random blue lines appearing over shit on the whiteboard thats just me fat fingering the site trying to navigate it on my phone
Carol unlocking a new combination of lust when she sees sumo Santas and ninja Santas in formfitting attire
As a MILF enjoyer I'm glad Carol is pretty much exactly how I expected her
>>568417582https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jt7MTetaRk0
>carolanon too brainrotted by painterstimmies poison to depict tenderness genuinely anymorerip
>>568417582grim I instantly change off the pen you gotta step up
bros just typin shit
Oouggh give me stimmies in my pussy
>>568417751
>broanon too stimmying to hummy the bulkindoomtasque and painter the mintCoL and grim telly the ascafag
stimmies as a word gives me sh*rtoid vibes
>>568417830*slides stylus in*
they didnt even wait for fave to die before they made a shitty movie that overly dramatized their life story
>>568417751Evil Carolanon draw this anon getting molested
>>568417395Carol was molested so she molested Dess who molested Asriel who molested Kris who molestrd Noelle
>>568417929*reaches for tablet and begins drawing*
Spamton biopic
>>568417983And who did Noelle molested? Albert Einstein.
>>568160210Fine. Be that way. Don't tell me. You fucking dipshits. I'm so pissed. I'm getting so fucking pissed.
>>568418138i think bird would play falcor
>>568418138uhhhh gerson plays halo
>>568417857WTF is this I'm gonna cry it's so good my eyes hurt
>>568160210pokemon stadium me thinks fave would like pokemon
>>568417334Listen to listen to listen to listen to listen to listen to listen to listen to do you hear it
>>568418191>>568418181he's asking what STAGES THEY WOULD PICK!!!! YOU FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>568418304falon's ship cornhubia
Kris would probably just pick whatever stage it's easiest to troll people on.
>>568418304halo's bachelor's pad.
Berdley is Falco now that i think about it
>>568418304*rolls in and crushes a few replies before they can get sent* whats up
>>568418526fat fucvj
>>568418457Thats not even smash bros thats overwatch
>>568417582anon there's an undo button
Berdly and Falco remind me of KFC when I think about it
>>568418449Troll people?!
i shaved
>>568418736NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>568418304kris counterpicks both stage and character in friendlies
Me looking at the whiteboard in bed
im back from vacation. im so tired, I have work in the morning. I finally have internet again! been loving all the arts in the anchors, especially the new wiggles. I left another fujo sticker at the resort. sadly that means there are only two stickers in the wild, I tried to put more but I was just too busyI'm going to have to work so much overtime to refill the gaping hole ive created in my wallet over this past week
>>568419140thanks for the update
>>568417582Lmaoooooo i thought it was me i even tried to delete them but i like the spamton and hanging in there bit
>>568419140hope you enjoyed your vacation pixelanon
filthy pippinses
>>568418736What did you shave
GOLLUM. BREEDING HALLS. NOW.
>>568419137Real
>>568419140How about I fillThat gaping holeWith gummy worms
>>568419140I love you
>>568419360Is this some new /tv/ meme?
>>568419381I got excited until I saw the gummy worms part
>>568419140I also love you
>>568419437You won’t pull any femanons until you get fat so eat up
>>568419321my face
>>568419402>>568419467yippee>>568419478ah, of course. i must become big and round to attract a femanon sugar mommy
>>568419417apparently it's a meme from the gollum game
>>568419548I'm male and of mediocre money but I'll come fuck you too
>>568419478Don't listen to this anon he lies. I'm fat and lonely
>>568419656Check your bedroom, fat boy
>>568419548A specialized nutritionist will be sent your way soon, how far along are you into becoming big and round?
>>568419656>fatanon has yet to realize he currently has a gang of femanons fighting over him outside of his window. the battle is brutal but only one femanon can claim the piggy poster for themselves
>>568419656Have you tried slutting out? Can't attract anyone if people don't know you exist in the first place
round. rounder. yet roundermah belly keeps growing
>>568419921nooo what are YOU doing :)?
>>568419921Thumbnail made me think for a moment that Painter made this one
Wheres news letter
>>568419867Maybe I'll post a picture when I've abandoned my dreams and I'm no longer scared of getting identified
>>568419478QUESTION ISARE YOU FATOR WHAT?
>>568420000quads of fatasster...
>>568419656PURCHASE A [ring] PIERCING FOR YOUR [workout ready body]! ATTACH THE [ring] TO YOUR NAVAL. ALL THE [hochi weirdos] WILL FROTH AT THEIR MOUTH[s] FOR A BITE OF THAT [succulent, scrumptious donut]!
>>568420000dumb suzie poster
I want Santa Claus to fuck the shit out of me right on the conveyor belt in the elf sweatshop
>>568420060what
>>568420060Schizo
>>568420078C...
AAAAAAAAAH MY FACE BURNS
>>568420323absolutely kek-a-rific, anon. made me lol
I'm one bad day away from becoming the jonkler
>>568420323Take my upvote
>>568420365try blaze magichttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TBVteb9Z6ps
I wish a hot smexy skeleton (papyrus) would jonkle my bones
>>568420758mods, ban this minor.
>>568420876*hic* *sob* it was ironic. im a gross sweaty old man
Wrapping around fave like rudy wraps around carol In spirit, the blanket is carrying the snake coil feel
i'm STARVING
>>568420943Surprised I haven't seen more female Sans art
ererer bone me kiddo
Sansetta telling you she "befriended" your dad last night
skeletons cant have boobs
Do we think an ICE-E titan would speak?
>>568419140Happy to see you backMay we all accomplish our dreams
>>568421597Lizards can't have hair but that doesn't stop Bratty, Susie, Gerson, Alvin, etc.
Berdly uploads a theory video about an indie video game featuring friendly monsters trapped in a cave, a cave which he keeps mislabeling "Underworld"
>>568421597they cant have blood either
Do you think "Mook" could function as a slur against monsters, just below the level of severity of "Rotter" for the humans
A Toby monster slur would probably something like "Dusto"
>>568422441what about duster
You all deserve the rope.
>>568422867Rope Snake...
>>568422867
People who complain about missing the sword route on their first playthrough are foolish because if you never skip the sword route then you don't get to see that one Pippins who really fucking hates Ramb
just ate a lot of grilled goat meat *slaps belly* im STUFFED!
>>568421304Under(Her)Tail was so lame it ruined the concept forever
you all deserve ropes of my pingas particles
>>568423832I tried reading that and it just made me want to see the protagonist get turned into ground beef
>>568423832>>568424137I remember calling the comic cringe and lame back in the ch2 days and it making some people here angry
>>568424228Chapter 2 days had some interesting people here for sure.
>fell asleep right before all the foids came out of their lairs and had the mass period talki miss all the fun :(
>>568424794if it helps i can bleed out my dickhole for you
https://files.catbox.moe/gek11r.mp4
>>568425272Papyrus, click this link and describe it for me
>>568424851thanks for the offer but it's just not the same.
>>568425272What the fuck I just got me wings dinged!
https://soundcloud.com/deltarune-stardust/barneybattle
>>568425324IT'S SOME KIND OF SKELETON THAT LOOKS LIKE ME HOLDING A MAGIC ORB TO STRANGE MUSIC AND AN ACTION FIGURE TWITCHING ON THE GROUND. MODERN ART IS SO CONFUSING TO ME!
modern art rocks
It's hawt.
>>568426043many people are saying this!
>>568426129goto hoto
>>568426353many goats are hot recently!
>>568426407HOT GOATS IN YOUR AREAYOU WON'T LAST A MINUTE
>>568426608CLICK THIS ZIP FILE CATBOX LINK TO FIND OUT MORE
>>568426669Unpacking dat ass
i hate being euro and having to put up with euro hours.
>>568426907stay up like a chapter 3
>>568426889>>568426907goat hours best hours
>>568427006OPEN 24/7
>>568427096AND OPEN 365 DAYS EVERY YEAR
>>568427006maybe for a braindead neet like you
>>568427190All gurt you can eat
>>568423832I will personally kill that guy for that eyesore
gonna be honest with you guys I don't think I'm gonna make it to chapter 6 or whatever. Granted my mind might change if chapter 5 comes soon and I enjoy it a lot, but it's already a pretty bad sign that the tubby toby videogame holds that much sway
>>568427258>angygoat hours are best hours, which is a correct opinion, you are merely posting false information if you claim otherwise. not that i was asking for your opinion though.>>568427325straight from the tap
>>568427497*taps your face*
>>568427470Never kill yourself
>>568427470have you guys never been fans kf series that take a long time to update like seriously what is wrong with you people that you cant maintain interest over the span of years? is it just because youre here every day that saps all enthusiasm because that makes sense but if thats it then...leave and come back
>>568427642delicious
>>568427781Ogay, I goatta go. I'll see you later! :)
>>568427861hava good day :)
>>568427497>angybraindead neet response. explain to me what's wrong with being angry? getting joy in making other people mad is a sad way to live.
>>568428118>braindead neet responseexplain to me what's wrong with being a welfare reciever, are you saying it's unjust because you yourself aren't getting welfare?>explain to me what's wrong with being angryit makes you sound unhappy>getting joy in making other people mad is a sad way to live.i am not pointing out angry people due to any joy in it, i am merely saying what things are with no deeper meaning than that.>why i keep saying "angy"it's because i'd rather not poke an already angy person to make them more angy, so i do this one liner to disassociate from the angy person throwing themselves at me, not sure if disassociate is the correct phrase here but whatever. but it's basically a uuhhh white flag strat to not poke further idk how to put this.>how do i make numbersfag reply to me without saying "angy"by asking questions like you did right there, while you do still sound angy, you put a question in there which sometimes expands my posts comment if i have the energy to feel like doing so.>mucho texto
>>568411878*slaps your wobbling saggy fat bod*
I saw like two posts on social media that made me want to kill myself I hate being so sensitive
Staring at my most dreamy Asgore with my cheeks resting in my palms as he spends his time waiting for the our dinner to be complete in the oven by casually doing some dishes, all until he finally turns his head a little to peek at unbroken trance imagining him lying on the table just in front of me while I inundate him with upside-down smooches as my eyes drift up to meet his own and I outright ask if he'd like to make out for a while once he's done working (he was naturally caught off-guard by my forwardness as I usually falter in my musings when he notices me lost within them, but it was something about the way the lights caught his eyes around the corner of his ear as his head turned made any apprehension in revealing my true desires for fear of being too blunt dissipate in that moment). Biting back the urge to shove my face into the tummy fluff exposed as Asgore sets up a new ceiling fan above-head while standing upon a chair since I don't want to risk accidentally tickling him, but I'm fortuitously able to reward my restraint by shooting his shirt's rim over my head and diving straight in once he steps back down (his eyes go wide in surprise at the unexpected nuzzling assault, but seems willing as he scoops me up into a hug for a better fur immersion angle). Fighting off sleep so I might keep enjoying the feeling of gently brushing Asgore's golden hair with my hands as his head rests in my lap to the sound of the television halfway through a movie he wanted to watch being undercut by his snoring, and despite my valiant efforts the temptation to lean over and rest my head on his soft upper bicep to join him in slumber becomes too strong as I bend down to give his cheek a kiss to seal my promise of expressing my love physically in the morning before sleep overtakes me (this contorted position gave us both quite the aching necks and backs in the morning, but that was lucky in my case as I could make good on my vow by exchanging pain-relieving massages soon after)
when the shnacks are running lowand my belleh starts to growand i waddle really slowi'm so jiiiigglyyyyythere's a gas inside my soulthat's still rising up my throatit's a belchat least it's not a shaaaaaaaartdon't forgeti'll slap my gut and faaaaaaaart
powerful post
>>568428804History of mankind is one of blood, sweat and tears. When you take into account all the hardships and suffering that humanity went through so far you have to ask yourself "Am I really going let some dumb words on the internet upset me?"
jorkin my krih
I got over my sensitivity by learning to love violence and conflict
>>568430475what is a krih?
>>568431165the best thing in the world
Taco Bell Run With Jorkington
Toby Fox needs to be deported
8 more hours for /utg/ to be funny again
"Umriss 2" but it's just Sword Art Online Chapter 16.5 with the names swapped.
>>568433406i could give you a sneak peak of one of the really funny posts i'm working on for later if you want >what if susie.... stay tuned later to see the hilarious conclusion to this post
Let’s all be PDFs
>>568432971REEEEEEEEEEEELSEI
Let’s all be EXEs
>>568433873*insert obligatory kefka laugh*
Your fave has decided to marry the cat from jackbox.
>>568434495>MayoelleDamn, that sounds a little cursed
>>568434495His NAME is Mayonnaise
His name is HANK
eating breakfast and thinking about favelife is good
>>568435689>>568435584go aheadeat your breakfast
i got a joke for youwhat do you call the place where faves like to live
>>568404665Hooman!
>>568436884I don't know Anonymous poster No. 568436884 what do you call the place where Faves like the live
>>568437246a favela!
>>568437532pfffffffffffftttttt...........WOOOOHHOHOHOOHOHOHOHHAHAHAAHAAAHAAAAAOMYGOD OMYGOD OMYGODERERERERERERERERHAHAAAAAAAAAAAA*dies*
>>568433865beamsei
If fave said they were going to see the backrooms movie, would you still have any respect for fave?
>>568439008This is absolutely an Alphys sort of thing to doYou have to take the good with the bad when it comes to loving Fave
>>568439073Alphys would be the worst cinema patron in the history of the world. She would eat loudly. She would eat loud food. She would be on her phone all the time. She would take up two seats. Her section of carpet would be a janitors nightmare.
>>568439008Nothing wrong with that
does fave have one of those moms who laughs too loud at the jokes and embarrasses fave
KRIS is PAUL GIAMATTI in DELTARUNE: THE MOVIE
currently writing my chara-rapes-anon shortany suggestions?
Nooo FRIEND don't do it don't sit on me with your giant void ass nooooo
>>568439008if fave wanted to see a dumb movie id go with them to laugh at it together, then our gazes would meet as our hands interlock for just a moment, and finally the most beautiful smile in the world would be right there with me, laughing and spending time together for the sake of it
>>568441593yeah chara does a chara all over the anon and yeah, pretty much a classic chara moment yeah
>>568441810and then we would FUCK in the movie theater
>>568441593make sure to describe in great detail how much anon squirms under her
WHERE IS NEWSLETTERWHERE IS RELEASE DATE
>>568441919yes my beautiful blue twink, we would fuck
I ate newsletter BWUuurUrp
>>568442108you just have to wait
>i just have to waiti just have to wait>i just have to waiti just have to wait
you kiddos today with no patienceback in my day we had to wait 10 years for our tf2 heavy updates
"newsletter soon" was all that was written in the log book of the dead captain, after his ship was discovered abandoned in the water in 1873.
You open the Newsletter and this plays IRLhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nEMpLyFJ8wI
"YOU WANT THE NEWSLETTER!? HERE'S ALL THE NEWSLETTERS IN THE WORLD" *proceeds to stuff you with billions of tons of virtual paper*
>*proceeds to stuff you with billions of tons of virtual paper**brooms away the paper spillage and makes the room tidy again*
Only a week until the revelation that Kris will finally meet Archibald Ironfist in Smash Bros 6
Only a week until Tubby Fats reveals Chapter 5.
what if dess' design is never revealed so all the fan designs can still hold upjust like gaster
>>568443420So she's morbidly obese, razor thin and muscular? Cool.
>>568443585everyone wins
>i was a fool to trust in the lightners>the bitch king has given me true power>i'll be twice the king my father ever wasyfw?also why was arthas riding a pony on-map but in all the warcraft3 cutscenes he was walking on foot? what was up with that? this was never explained ingame...
>>568443931me>all the warcraft3 cutscenes*cinematicsis what i meant
toby has to release chapter 6 and 7 together for the meme
>>568444482hello chat
Please hurry and finish Deltarune before society collapses and the robots kill us Toby
hey guys!
>>568444887hello chat
>>568444887*cums in your mouth*sorry what was that?
Bad news: The Tobysoft Airforce has struck Nintendo HQ. Nintendo Air Force fighters are scrambling and rumors are they are preparing a thermonuclear weapon.
>>568444482toby released 6 and 7 meme for the game
Ram prices have caused Deltarune Chapter 5's price to increase to $70
>>568445021please dont tell me this is one of these "actual news disguised as deltarune stuff"
>>568416802This Susie reminds me of someone from the Simpsons
>>568445202No it's real I just saw a Tobysoft Strategic Bomber.
Toby has secretly contacted the fanartist who made his favorite Dess design and is currently negotiating the ownership rights to make it canon
>>568444887*slides my hands down your arms and takes your wrists, pinning them above your head* hey.
>>568445258Moe?
WHERE IS THE AIR SUPPORT
GET TO DA CHOPPAA!!!
>>568445582Either Moe of front-facing Nelson
>>568445349Why would he need to do that? He could just steal it and no one would question it. They'd just think that the artist he stole it from was just on the same wavelength.
RAMIREZ, THE NEWSLETTER IS IN THE BURGER TOWN
MASON!! FOR THE LAST TIME!! WHERE IS THE NEWSLETTERSTATION!?!?!
*dies in a fiery explosion*
Toby was at Rebirth Island, we had to kill Toby!
>>568443931>>568444193I remember being bothered by Arthas riding skeleton horse in undead campaign but walking on foot in human campaign.
>>568446075the skeleton horse was also never explained or recognized in any way shape or form, it is an incredibly odd thing
>>568445202When WW3 starts or Someone gets shot I'm probably going to end up hearing about it here first.
Noelle sees a bright flash on the horizon"woah Kris, look, it's like a second sun shaped like a mushroom, it's coming straight for u-
>>568447368erm if you actually saw a mushroom cloud you would go blind
>>568404665>Kris eats moss>deer also eat moss>Kris copies the Knight
>>568447584>Susie eats moss>Susie is similar to Dess
>>568447504Only if it was more or less four miles away.
breeding kris
bleeding kris
>>568447705Of course she is, why do you think Kris and Noelle both like her?
feeding kris
kneading kris
>>568448326>>568448327hivemind
>>568448326>>568448327Hivemind
If Kris was a bread, what bread would Kris be?
>>568448579do apple pastries count as bread
>>568448579Krispy
>>568448579Apparently this is called butterfly pea flower sourdough
needing crisps
>>568448579Moldy
>>568448836The Knight (Bread Forme)
>>568448836as long as it's not a blue waffle
chapter five is NEVER coming out we need to KILL OURSELVES we have to KILL OURSELVES join my SUICIDE PACT
>Kris when the clock strikes midnight
>>568449363i would do anything for kris to spoon me at midnight
>>568449363only a spoonful
breathe inbreathe outchapter 5 is not releasing in 2026breathe inbreathe out
>>568449546if it doesnt release by halloween im going to write my suicide note here to get crossposted to every social media so toby feels responsible for my untimely death
>>568449435>Kris puts several pies on the spoon and gets a running start
how much weight can you gain before chapter 5? on your marks, get set, go!
>>568448836Does this taste any different from actual sourdough or is this just a retarded way to dye your bread blue
>>568449363THE FAVEKNIGHT BOMBER WHAT BOMBS AT FAVEKNIGHT
>>568449689TODAYS PHYSICAL CHALLENGE IS- *huff huff* AN EATING *wheeze* Cont... ngh hold on... c-cut the footage... *gasp* m-my heart... *falls over and through the stage, dying shortly after from severely clogged arteries*
>>568449750Adds a slight grassy taste from what I found
>>568449924Hopefully chapter 5 doesn't take THAT long.
>>5684495462026 isn't even halfway over yet, relax
>>568450071hes just that much of a fat piggy
>>568450270He's not fat, just big boned.
why is human diet so complicatedyou can just give your cat tuna and he gets everything he needs from ityou can just give your horse hay and he gets everything he needs from itbut humans need to eat like 30 different things just to not have shitty healthwhy did we evolve this way
>>568449657haha kris noooo dont do that id be so embarassed *gets boner*
>>568450391Cats can live for 80 years?
>>568450391that’s not true, you need to feed animals other stuff
wow foids are fucking disgusting if i werent gay i would become incel right away
>>568449689I can do this without damaging my health by loading up on protein and carbs and crushing it at the gym 2 hours everyday.Watch your backs /utg/, you've created a barbarian who'll fold you like a lawnchair.
wow foids are fucking based if i werent volcel i would become lesbian right away
>>568450640>without damaging my healthWRONG if we look at the official /utg/ weight championship rule book, only junk food and heavy cream is allowed to be ingested. No cheating.
>>568450391if animals had shitty health would they be able to vocalize itwe subsisted off of almost exclusively bread for like 1000 years abon
>>568450640thank you for reminding me i need to go to the gym today
>>568450679transbianon...
>>568450391that's literally not true at all lol, even cats and horses need more varied diets than that and the more complex a lifeform is generally the more kinds of vitamins and nutrition it demands. Primates, a lot of avians, etc demand more complex food sources than like, an ant
i have no strong feelings one way or the other
>>568450625NO
>>568449689I've lost 22kg since chapter 4 does that mean I have to regain 22 to be in the running
>>568450625
kris's wrists are made for grabbing
menstrual synchrony is fucking terrifying alien shit, extraterrestrial shit, invaders from a galaxy away shiti want my rib back
>>568451262err yes
>>568451301my favorite onahole
>>568451537>>568451537>>568451537Hop on
