Previous: >>568406137>Global Game NewsLink your account to Cygames iDCurrent Scenario: Make A New Track aka "Trackblazer"Current Rate Up: Wedding Curren Chan (3*), Wedding Fine Motion (3*), SSR Haru Urara (Power), SSR Ikuno Dictus (Stamina)Current CM: Gemini Cup - Tokyo Turf 1600m Mile/Left/Spring/Sunny/FirmCurrent Event: The Promised Hour>Schedule05/07 - New Legend Races05/10 - Mejiro Palmer (3*), Matikanefukukitaru (SSR), Rice Shower (SSR)05/10 - Taurus Cup - Medium/Left/Spring/Firm/240005/18 - Wedding Curren Chan (3*), Wedding Fine Motion (3*), Haru Urara (SSR), Ikuno Dictus (SSR)05/18 - The Promised Hour Story Event05/28 - Inari One (3*), Admire Vega (SSR), Sakura Chiyono O (SSR)05/31 - Gemini Cup - Mile/Left/Spring/Firm/1600https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Red Desire (3*)New Scenario "Beyond Dreams" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.topSeiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUmamusume Birthday Calendarhttps://ウマ娘.攻略.tools/events/birthdayUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyzCustom Stickershttps://schizo.farm/resources/stickersFind borrowshttps://chronogenesis.net/friend_search
when will we be freed from this curse
nice bread
this one
Is this the bread?
>>568430529this one
is this the butter
>>568430732Apparently there was actually no problem with the other one but everyone assumed it was a troll bake simply because of NTR in the image.>>568430721
>>568430529this is the bread
>>568430851why lie?
>>568430529sexy dirter
>>568430645Would Rice dress like this...
Why did no one make a Tarumae thread this week even tho it was her birthday?>>568431058She's a sprinter
>>568430529cuter op so I stay here
>>568431179pretty sure we had a tarumae thread
Jannies pls decide with a thread already>>568431179So that is why I was seeing more art of her on my feed
>>568431179Cute
>>568430529Why is it so hard to NOT have NTR in the OP, it's a mystery
>>568431179Creekposter asked politely, no one requested for Taru
>>568431396the people will decide the thread and his trash containment thread will eventually be deleted like last time
>>568431179She has to be in global first, even in a support card event that no one uses is enough
>>568431179the only thing worse than a dirter is a dirt sprinter
Good morning bros
Still 5 borrows left for today..
>>568430851That first thread was actually created correctly. Page 5, previous actually linking the previous one, but NTR in the OP made everyone lose their mind.Which pretty much mean we let schizo win even though said schizo's not in the threads at these hours.
>>568431669I just threw 3 borrows in the bin to clear the weekly race missionsProbably could've spent that 30k better but oh well
>ignoring the schizo thread while it eventually fades into deletion is letting him winyou have the lowest IQ here and that's saying something
>>568431692Not to mention we haven't got an NTR bread at these hours, and that was probably the first one. It is what it is I guess.
You guys are fucking retarded.
What we need is more orange bread
sprint ace for open leaugemay be slightly shaky
>>568432054No I'm not, I'm still a virgin
>>568431612She onlt has dirt D
>>568431692The other bread may be baked with ill intentions, but it at least still proved whatever he's trying to prove.
Is no one spamming NTR pic bait usual or have I finally perfected my filters?
>>568431179Dirters shouldnt be fat...
>>568432095People made better sprint aces in Aoharu
>>568432316Because the schizo's asleep at these hours
I thought ends were supposed to be meta and shit
>>568432356ohhh my god you dont get it
>>568432379no one is saying this
>>568432112sounds like a dirter to meI didn't realise the OP was zephyr because the reply was taru
>>568432425I'm saying if this was made in mant better A+s were done in Aoharu before
>>568432379put potential uma in there and she will clean house
>>568432379This is why I bring Keen Eye
>>568432502Nakayama 1200 aces did not exist before, no one needed to make them
repostingGreetings anons, today is Super Creek's and may I invite you to join to in some G1 memorial races that she have won. Same rules as usual, only one uma per anon and any who violates such will be called out as an utter retard. (20 hrs left)1988 Kikka Sho (7/18)91623654 1989 Tenno Sho Autumn (7/18)401965191990 Tenno Sho Spring (7/18)55354007The two G1 long distance wins are the reason why she's known as an amazing stayer, or if you've watch CinGray you'll about this already of course.
10 mins until pakatubehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VUgJfv2hJVI
>>568431849ok V it's fine, breathe
>>568432317she's not fat...
>>568432593Forgot my image AIEEEE
>>568432683Taru's fat fucking thighs around my neck
>>568432638MY KINGDOM FOR BRIDE GENTIL..........
>>568432502clearly not this is an artificially capped A+ uma so there wouldnt really be better A+ umas there would just be S rank umas
>>568432683She got a FAT ass and squishy thighs!
Surely there will be a banwave after I wake up and then Hachimi users will be safe and I can play with 60fps again..
>>568431849It's morally correct to shit on NTR lmao
Banhammer will drop on GL, I said this back in Unity too but this time for sure trust
>>568432638starting
Digitan LOVE
i want to paint a wave of cum on zephyr's tits
>>568431849>>568432691why are you avatarfagging?
>>568433173I dunno, why are you, V?
I miss when /uma/ didn't jump at ghosts
>>568432638>>568433132That's just the pre-show, still 30 minutes until proper start
>>568433173what are you gonna do about it
>>568433220I hate ghosts
>>568432638>>568433132>>568433221>>>/umaJP/You need to go back
>>568432638Place your bets, in what way are we going to be dissapointed this time
only the avatar, master of all avatarposting, could stop them, but when the world needed him most, he vanished
>>568430529Kill gyarufags
>>568433292>he can't into board linkLMAO
Kris and Luna bride alt today! Beleeb!
>>568433220/uma/ is also the reason why /uma/ jumps at ghosts
I am forgotten.
>>568433390>brownSkip
>>568433349you need to shut up V go back to your discord buttbuddies
>>568433440i could never forget those gazongas
>>568433390please
>>568433459Dont say...that...
>>568433440>oppai loli
inari oneas in only one dude is pulling
>>568433545>loli
i'm pulling for inari right now
>uma&co raidEven comfyhours aren't safe anymore
Triumphant Pulse
>>568433549
>>568433519White is Right
>>568433591Booit is methe uma&cohere to raid you
Preasu do not bot, we're small indie company, or elsu I will fax you a complaint (not specifically to you, but to everynyan instead) every 6 months.John Cygamesu, owner of Cygamesu.
>>568433390symboli kris sex
>>568433664kek V is so mad hit a nerve?
>>568433649This is not okay!
>>568433685No
>>568433649improvement
>>568433664btw we already know that the danchou is your discord buddy
Good things will come today. My friend said so.
>>568430529are we being raided by /umaJP/ again? you have your own thread use it
>>568433649we already have Duramente
>>568433682>indie companyi didn't know cygames was based in india
Wrong thread faggots
Is this usable natty
>nor NTRfag nor the schizo is here>people are still obsessed with itKek
>>568433759wtf is wrong with nips
>>568433801i had to double check to make sure i clicked on the right thread after seeing all the posts lmao
>>568433825Right thread lovelies
>>568433685yes
>>568433729Yes, unprotected umapyoi too
nobody actually watches pakatube sitting there for 2 hours right
>>568433729understandable have a nice day
>>568433830did you cry to your "a" chiyonofag danchou V?
>>568433390I really wanna stick it between her boobs while she still wears the bikini
>>568433860Keep breaking the rules and see who will win
>>568433827Looks good to me.>long shotNot with that score you won't.
>>568433903You keep it in the backround or only tune in later when the ads are over.
>>568433864>>568433884nvm thank you delicious brown uma posters
>ugh run is bricked both inspiration and cb didn't give me spurt>HOLY SHIT SWEEEEEEEEEEPY THANK YOU 200 ROLLS IN DA JAR FOR TENSAI MAHOU SHOUJO SWEEPY
>>568433903I have it on the second screen while playing WP
V is so mad his thread didn't get use and owned by the jpfaggots kek
>>568433941Keep abiding by the rules and see who will lose
>>568433981anytime bwo
have sex with your trainee
>>568434010it must sting extra hard because V thinks he's one of them and they're on his side
>>568433390>>568433513>>568433519>>568433884>>568434026wrong thread fuck off stop spamming with your discord uma&co
>>568433830A schizo wannabe is just spamming about V right nowIt's kinda pathetic. It's not even endearing like the schizo's pure unrequited love that he had for V
I love Umamusume General!
>>568434120a general only a mother could love
>>568433825>>568433941>>568434105
>>568434075but that is my trainee
>wake up>threadschizo melty powerhour>again
>>568433981no problem, bro
Regarding player misconduct.Nothing ever happens
>>568434120I like spechan too!
>>568434095he is so mad right now he isn't even hiding it lmao next we will see the chiyonofag shit up the thread with more avatarfagging
>>568434173>>568434139I guess I will fap before shower to some delicious choco
>>568434220me on the left
>>568434220ramonu wouldn't do this(she literally does this)
>>568434246a great use of your time
>>568434246
is umapyoi mosconduct?
>V made a thread >ignored >this meltyYou retards told me he wasn't the problem and it's hurr durr schizo. Explain this thread.
fine you get the cupcake you lil brat
>>568434310Really cute so can't really stop
>>568434220damn schizos look like THAT?
>>568434293ramonu would say this
Regarding player misconduct. As a punishment, all trainees will insert one finger inside their trainer's butt while sucking him off.Atte.Director Akikawa.
I need more names for horses
>>568434350But kids love cupcakes too?
>>568434329Keep this a secret, but your trainee actually wants it too
uh oh V melty
>>568434330any healthy individual knows it's him
>>568434330If you aren't the schizo falseflagging, try to use your brain a little and think what would happen if we actually used the perfectly fine NTR op? Half of this meltdown is him going off on how he's "won" and """"V"""" has "lost"
>>568434329is the end result
>>568434393oh no anything but that
>>568434467Thx caffee
>>568434410Finemo wouldn't...
>>568434451stop sucking his avatarfagging dick he won't date you
[-]
Just saw an /uma/ reaction image I made back in July on a completely unrelated board, crazy.(pic not related)
>>568434394Sniff Test, dirt horse
>>568434532You'd be surprised
>>568434624
>>568430529Who even is this? Am I in the right thread?>PakatubeIs your thread so dead you can't talk about it there? Fuck off >>568395354
>>568434624i see them
>>568434568I wanna have sex with this retard so fucking bad
wahey>>568434630that artist draws the best fm I wish they would draw her more instead other gacha
>>568434394Elephantine WenchCrinkly FriesRubefacient CharlatanSteam BeerWells Fargo Wagon
>>568434624You can't post that
>>568434019>admits to itFucking faggot
>>568434667you seem lost
Watching some old anime with Tosen Jordan because she wanted to connect...
>>568434667>Who even is this?play the game to find out
>>568434394Schizo General
>>568431179Nobody cares about temu Spechan
someone is real fucking assmad lmao
>>568434330it's so obvious. everytime he gets called out he does this he is so mad his thread is ignored and his favorite is a basic blonde bitch
One night in the Matikane room. Just one night
>>568434726I have a feeling that at least three of these will be too long in katakana
finally, attractive asian women that look exactly like their umas
>>568434394Clock Devourer
>suddenly anti-jp schizo is back>anti-jp schizo is actually VWhy am I not surprised actually.
>red desire's VA is a fat fuck
HmmmCould we be targeted by /vmg/jeets? We've evaded them at launch but isnt this the perfect shitposting angle they can use to get us. Raids are usually just them when Im in /vg/
>attractive asian women>no pic attached
cafe easily mogs the rest of the vas here
this is the worst /uma/ thread I ever entered. Go back to /v/ma
GOOD MILEING
>>568434667Unironically play the game
>>568434713Yeah it's one of my fav images of her. FineMo is just a cutie in general though to be fair. The style just really lends itself to being cutesy too.
Blast Onepiece is what if Taiki but bad.
Who's getting new alts this time?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=58emVSsoBr8JAPonies why are they singing about Mount Everest?something something Chomoranma, something something Super Everest, what does that mean?
>>568435078OHAMAIRU
>>568435127don't shay that.....
comfy hours is donethanks for coming
>>568435139my wife and that guy's wife
>>568435151it's just gyaru speak
>>568435018She's too racist
>>568434983>>568435018>>568435160fuck off with the JP spam you have your own thread >>568395354
>>568435127he HATES big fluffy twintailed gyarus!
>>568435218red desire posters are allowed however
>>568435139they'd have to be actively trolling not to release gentil wedding
>>568435226>>568395354
who do we want for this year's wedding alts
Holy shit its Lemaire!
>>568435151Gyarus are shit.>>568435226>so ugly that she wasn't accepted to Coal Shitty's group, but they chose Forever Fraud instead
>>568435275cafe and gran alegria for the gentilmelty
>>568434983and I like that.
>>568435278Lememe*
>>568435275wedding urara
>>568435226blast is too dog to be gyaru
>>568435275I honestly dont care because a lot of the time the wedding dresses are worse than the base outfits. The only ones where I would say they're an improvement are Curren, Hishiama, and Cesario.
>>568435374stfu Allen
>>568435275Windy should steal the alt slot
>>568435257>gentil weddingFuck off
Mr. CBT mentioned!!!!!!
mr. cb mentioned
>>568435174shut up V using a new avatar doesn't make it less obvious
>>568435353>>568435330she's got the technicolor nails. She's one of them.Are there any uma with rainbow nails who isn't in the gyaru gang?
>>568435374>Curren, HishiamaAbsolute shit taste, desu.
pardon me for the >gameplay questionbut which onediddly blud umalator says left by 0.08L
>>568435478Digitan?
holy jp spam
>>568433591comfy hours ended 2 hours ago anon
>>568435413>only one guy is allowed to appreciate an insanely hot brown uma in a pretty dresswhat are you, gay?>>568435503Both of those have good base outfits already, but I do think the dresses are an improvement.
>>568435516Nah, umalator is crazy, right is much better.
>>568435571yes that's why I think about other men and namedrop them in the thread all the time
>>568433591It's all thanks for to V and everyone and his discord buddies kept defending him
>>568435275Cafe and Tachyon
>>568435571Neck yourself, pajeet. Your waifus have shit designs.
>>568434667>he didn't pull Nishino Flower
>>568435520hmm you have a point but she does kinda have her own RBY chaotic idol outfit construction going on. To be fair blast could go that route as well. As a global player english only, i don't know how they've implimented her in other umas stories so far for greater context.
this place was doing so well at not having any named schizos people love to bring up for so longall downhill from here
>>568435571>/Uma/ club outright shitposting >doesn't get called outAllen you really trained your members well. Bunch of shitposters.
>>568435762YWNBAJ
>>568433140
>>568435275TAAAHBO
>>568435817this but V and uma&co
>>568435831>you will never be a jockey
>>568435719>>568435817stay mad stay retarded
>>568435516>pumpGet shadow break instead
>>568435374>>568435571One fag spams his favorite blonde bitch but he gets called out for it.Allen does the same and everyone's defending him? Why are you like this /uma/
>>568435275Suzuka and Buena
what if an uma gets their third alt
>>568435905lol
>>568436024That means everyone can get a third alt
>>568435831>you will never be admire jroovenyo...
>>568435947Likeability matters I suppose.
>>568435931i don't have br*an
>>568435947
Bride Oguri Cap...
>>568436072LOSER!
>>568435947It's been known for a long while that /Uma/ club shitposts here all the time. They even have Umama sniping rooms but being defended for some reason
>>568435340>gran alegriaNo
>>568436187breastfeed me Brian
>Mambo no longer the shitpost club everyone likes to me fun of anymoreFalse flag operation successful boys, pack it up
>>568435947>One fag spams his favorite blonde bitch that nobody likes and is associated with a vile fetish and poor excuses for comedy for months every time while intentionally shitting up the thread and gets rightfully called out for it>Allen posts his waifu for a thread and nobody cares because everyone is entitled to do that from time to time
damn tickezo is STACKED
>>568436276they literally murdered our dancho.....
>>568436187>ugly tomboy
>>568436291>Pearlanon joining the shitposting Holy shit behead all avatarfags
>>568436309but enough about Ryan
>>568436276Matikane is dead, long live Matikane
>kino 0.45 ult that can give speed carryover or last spurt speed>lone wolf>beeline burst and homestretch haste>mile B >end DWhy is no one running end closer Brian?
>>568436308and no one cares anymore now that the thread has swapped aggro targets
>>568436291>posting the tranny hagOpinion discarded
>>568436348>mile B>end Dfound your reason
this is what happens when you allow avatarfags in the threads
Wait Take has been working with Cygames since 2018?
>>568435762What if we each pick a couple of non-global UMA's to post that way we can preempt any future schizos, and eventually everything will melt away and the lines will blur.
>>568436348You can run her pace.
>>568436209I'm pretty sure Umama's doing on purpose. Getting called out but still doing it every rooms. The sweepyfag even is reserving him a spot
>>568436296stackezo
>>568436432Keiba ojisan will do anything that can help keiba as a whole
>hai hai hai >sugoiiiii>88888888
>>568436410Oguri Cap has end D too and you will use mile pinks anyway so mile B is basically mile A>>568436469Her ult works better as a backliner
They finally invited someone that can talk
>>568436276Once we were Mambowned. Now we are the Mambowners.
>>568436276Understood, agent orange returning to base.
>>568435947We're not racists
when do they take their tops off
>>568434220
>>568436432seems reasonable to work with the only company marketing horse racing to anyone under 40
>>568436569Her ult doesn't even work as a backliner
>>568435947we are racist
>>568435275Are they going to announce it this stream?
Not the anti-jp schizo nor I have something against JP umas but why is it even being discussed here? I'm sure 90% of us can't even into moonrunes.
maya will get her 3rd alt
>>568436308
>>568436759they're saving her for truly dire times
>>568436783>why is our (far) future being discussed
>>568436569If you have the deck, do it.Bamboo+CB+NN+KSB+NTR+AyabeBamboo and Natie can be replaced by their poorfag equivalents.
>>568436783He who controls the past, commands the future; He who commands the future, conquers the past.
cawfee
>keeps jobbing shuka for no reason>last clock for some retarded reason>"UMAPYOI IF YOU WIN YOU DUMB BITCH">?????Mic commands???
>>568436783because their thread is do dead they will rather shit this thread than use their threadsee how it's just 2 or 3 samefags spamming here
>>568436747It's literally the second best end closer inherit
Okay but I really really really realy really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really reallyr eally really really really really really really relaly relaly relaly really really really really really really really really really realy really really erally really realy really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really erally really aerlly really realy really really really erally really really really really erally really really really really really really love Stego.
>>568436951annnnd another dead soundpost
With all the fan comics and whatnot, I would've assumed this game was a romance game.
>>568436783its just how these games work. I've played FGO since NA launch and whenever JP has a stream the two threads inevitably synch up until the news drops. 99% of the time JP content should be isolated to the JP thread but stream time / imminent reveal time is a time for unity, togetherness, peace, funposting.
>>568437007damn.
>>568436783We are getting practice.I wonder what they are gonna do when global catches up though, will they sub the stream for us?
Wouldn't it be funny if cygames started releasing jp umas out of order to catch people off guard hahahaAs a joke
>>568436854Not him but I don't think that's a viable reason why pakatube talk should go here. We have our own culture and let's be real. Most of us would quit already before we even get those or near it.
>>568437065streams are for japanese viewers
>>568437080PLEASE RELEASE HER EARLY PLEASE
I am noticing that stallions make the best wives.
>>568436982The ult needs you to be a certain distance behind the leading uma as a precondition which is why she gets cucked by Runaways. You're getting cucked by normal Fronts if you play her as a backliner probably even by the lucky Pace if there are no Fronts.
>>568437141she makes me release early
>>568437098Our culture has had us talk about every pakalive, go away.
>>568436783doubling down on >>568437051, Global is X years behind. We will never have the excitement of new reveals for ourselves. The info is always up on a wiki. Participating in the JP stream is one of the few times we can ever have a sense of anticipation when there's 3+ years of no surprises in our future.
>mile S and Groundwork sparks in Classic>buy Fast Learner>no Kita or NTR in Classic Summer>"fuck it we ball, next summer will be better">I fucking hate this game
>>568437080If it's something to shill their new stuff, they just mightI mean FGO NA released Richard Lionheart early compared to the schedule of JPThe question is which uma would it be
>>568437098whether i play this game for 2 or 4 years entirely hinges on bride gentil being revealed today
>>568437249I don't see why it should be talked here? Literally only few cares about it. Meanwhile everyone in the other thread would be more happy to post about it.
We need gen 2007 anime so we can finally have this moment but with Vodka and Gimlet
>>568437224oh wait never mind everyone is talking about base Brian
>>568437298I've never had a senior summer save a run
>>568437351The ole pretending to be retarded card, huh?
>>568437162TRVKE
>>568437316mares
I can't believe anti-jp schizo is justified all these times
SUGOI
How do you like your rice
>>568437426Maya is indian?
>>568437319Ain't gonna happen buddy.In fact I printed out your post so I can laugh at it.
>that arima race
it's so obvious how these spams are from the JP thread one look there and they're so dead lmao they don't even play the game too like the jp posters here kek
>>568437316Could have beenJungle Pocket in 1st anniversary because it overlapped with BOANE NA realease. But now idk. BOANE is still up in some countries but I doubt they will release Jungle Pocket early now. Maybe when they reveal first ever playable foreign Uma later.
>>568437579>like the jp posters here kekhow many times will you have to be given proof that they do for you to stop posting this shit
>talking about SSR Cafe cardsIt's definitively a new Cafe SSRWedding Gentildonna and Gran Alegria confirmed
>>568437413it was an honest mistake
Why did we get a bulletin notice about player misconduct in game
>its another "Twin Turbo speedruns event chain failure in the first 5 turns" episodeImagine if Fuku speed card gave Beeline Burst for finishing her chain and you might know my frustration.
>>568437579projecting
its obviously Bride Sunday Silence retards
>>568437162That's kinda gay anon
>>568437579>only 15 posts about pakatube in their thread Holy shit they're actually so dead
>>568437579V...
>JUST SKIP VICTORIA MILE GWOOOOOOOOOOOnah
>>568437656It was only sent to people that broke TOS so you should probably stop botting for a while if you got the notice
it's Gentildonna getting 2 wedding alts
>>568437691I accept your concession Allen
I mean, it's clearly a Cafe and Donna wedding reveal.
>filly in a wedding dress
>>568437705my wife and her protégé
>>568437840fuck off V
>>568437487raped
imagine if its gentildonna and orfevre wedding
>>568437487short hair rice with straight bangs actually pretty cute, but i think it's a byproduct of rice just being cute in general.
>>568437867Mare. Not filly. She's not a kid
idk who Allen is but if he likes brown queens then he sounds pretty based
>>568437481Chrono your son almost died this is not the time to go to racetrack
>>568437914Allen please no need to talk in 3rd person
>>568437767>>568437846>>568437867>>568437903it's clearly you need to go back >>568435374
>>568437903I don't see Orfevre VA so no
CLEATGOD
he's back
>>568437748just send a bakushin ura run it'll be over in 15 minutes.
GO AWAY YOU FUCKING FUCK
it's clearly
>>568437005
It's always the boomer shareholders the ones pushing these annoying mascots
Did you miss me?
ohaiyo miina-san
use the right thread fuck faces
god valentines ryan is ugly
SEX
>>568438068we are
>>568437903>>568437981>>568437990>>568438006>>568437005fuck off >>568395354 especially you stegofag
>more yuri
lesbians won
>>568438049were they also the ones who decided the rest of the Dash nonsense
>>568438068Sir this is /uma/, you are on stolen land.
Attention please!>King Halo Wife.That is all.
>>568438072>>568438090Boyumas need to be executed
SIX SEVEN
>medium kino without debuffsbased? global when fuck dominator
>>568437693more like briday silence
>>568438148Boyumas need to be sexecuted
Are we being raided
>>568437903>yurislop
>>568437080That would have to make them edit the spaghetti coding so definitely never happening
>>568438142>JP is much stronger th- NOOOO our thread give back our thread we're overrun by Global AAAAIIIIEEEEE
NYAHAHAHAHA IT'S OVER MY DISCORD BUDDIES ARE IN THIS THREAD >:3
/uma/ will really do anything but play MANT. We can't even talk about global in our thread anymore.What's even stopping everyone from using the JP thread?
wrong thread users are fucking brain dead
Recommending evolved Stay Gold inherit certainly is a choice.
>1200 guts gives you about 0.55 speed with duelingIs it the same in global?
>>568438230>jobber
fags all of you
>>568437548dont shay that.....
>>568438346depends
>>568438346nyo
>company mandated sloptuber
>>568438310talk about global, go ahead
>>568438346>is JP the same in globalANON PLEASE USE YOUR BRAIN. If questions like this becomes common during pakatube then I might have to agree with the wrongthread fags
Oh I can brush off my Ryan.
>>568438056
no one even understands or relate to the jp meta fuck off
I fail to see why I should be forced to learn or know about JP's CMs or LoH. I wouldn't even participate in them...
teioslugs WON
That's an annoying lineup.
I don't even talk about global meta so I don't see any difference
TEIO
Back from my holiday, time to mindless grind 12 runs./blog
Love how the moment you can max Special Week is the moment they release Teio's.
>use last borrow>accidentally rest on first turndanchou wouldn't mind if I slack for today, right
>anons have fun watching pakatube>other anons have fun pretending to be janniesIsn't it wonderful how happy everyone is?
>>568438586because JPfags have the need to force to be everything about them actual subhumans this is even more true to their keibafags
pull for shakur
I always loved Teio
>Teio is finally good
>>568438710>dead rapper reincarnated as a horse girl No
>>568438710Only if she has a wedding alt
>>568438710ew nyo
>>568438659As a person with more medium distance relevant cards than any other distance, and two of my top 3 are geared towards medium distance, I welcome this. Granted I'd likely just run Stego + debuffers for the one that it applies to again.
is this available on anime teio too
>>568438659>debuff bannedkino, can they bring that here asap? Derby with debuffs banned seems like the dream CM
>>568438710might be uglier than BBB
honeyade honeyade
>>568437487top right is the cutest variant
>>568438710If she didn't have that dogshit SSR as her first impression maybe I would
>if Teio passes 3 umas while the skill is active she turns into super Teiokino skill
>>568438710excuse me PLEASE keep the discussion to global you can only discuss her support cards here or i'll have a melty
>>568438659>>568438817>>568438835we don't care what's happening in JP go back you have your own thread why not post there so it wouldn't be dead
these VAs are ugly af
>>568438938i'll rape you
Question, I was thinking about coming back into the game with wedding curren but I saw that the event has 2 days leftCan a fresh account collect all copies of rice shower event card in 2 days? Or should I aim to get one copy as a memento?
>>568438989The Cafe VA is pretty.
yawn globalbabs thinking they are part of the team
>YOU CAN DO A FUCKING CAREER EVEN WITH THE GAME CLOSEDHUH
>>568438993Rape is not a random act of kinda nice
>>568439018Sir, we're currently talking about the Pakatube stream. Either do that or ask later.
>>568439018you can if you have potionsit's not a strong card so you can just grab one if you're lazy
>>568439018it's a shit card so it doesn't matter, you want to complete the event for all the other gibs
FLAT
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>reddit cafe
WIFE
SEXO!!!!!!!!
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK MY CARATS ARE IN DANGER
Cafefags won...
>>568439084then why does my trainee do it every other night?
>>568439018Get one as a memento, you'll be able to max it out later if you really care about maxing it out.
>>568439153SEXOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>568439153>>568439165Flat motherfucker
>>568439153>>568439165well it's better than her shit ass valentine alt
G-Gentilbros.... we're still in right
Global uma btw
Won't change the fact that cafe still shit in MANT
>>568435374I would like to add Manhattan Cafe to the list of umas whos wedding outfit is better than her base
Cafefags are about to become even more obnoxious in the coming weeks
>>568439153CAFE LIFT YOUR ARMS
>>568439165>until pure white is stained blackLEWD
>>568439018stop talking about global fuck off
we got the flatty, now give us the FATTY
PAINTED NAILS UOH
I HAVE TO WAIT 5 YEARS FOR THIS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
man if the next one is Gentil this banner will break records
If you spoil the next wedding uma I'll get really really really angry btw
>>568437550I mean, cafe didn't have a very good first impression on her...
Why don't they prioritize the uma's that don't have any alts instead of ones that have more.
>>568439186Report her to the URA for trainer abuse, that is unacceptable behavior
>>568439358lol
wth are these growth rates
I don't see how this new alt would be useful information for me
and wedding turbo!!!!!!
YEAAAAAAA I WATCHED BNE TOOOOO I LOVE LE COFFEE SCHIZO XDD
>>568439459if only
HOLY WIFE ANIMATION
I appreciate that the ult isn't some JJK domain for once
>>568439403Yeah I'm sure everyone will destroy their wallets pulling for a Sounds of Earth alt
>>568439424that's good actually
>>568439496Tachyonbro...
>>568439496I say this
>all these wasted posts and image slots for JPNot to be obnoxious as the schizo but this is really actually annoying.
>>568439424You're running 2 speed cards anyway so speed 0* means nothing.
>>568439549Tachyon will get her wedding alt next year
>>568439609JP thread only has one post about her new alt in their thread btw
>>568439531Sounds of earth wouldn't exist if people didn't want the horse to begin with. They wouldn't hire a top card voice actor for her. And they wouldn't record a dozen songs to appear in concerts. If she was unpopular.
>>568439618Tachyon already had two alts, unlikely she would get another anytime soon
>>568439609Ring ding ding daa baaBaa aramba baa bom baa barooumbaWh-wha-what's going on-on?
>>568439609Oh no you are now a schizo
>Cafe final alt quota is wedding alt>not boy designblessed
more like sounds of SHIT
>>568439531Sounds of Earth already got her fucking ALT this year and she's technically meta because of her team buffing ability.
>>568439667>unlikely a company won't like more money
>>568439609BUT WHEN I ASK QUESTIONS ABOUT THE GAME I GET IGNORED UNLESS I POST A LEWD IMAGE OR SOMEONE MOCKS ME FOR MY QUESTION I SWEAR TO CHRIST
>>568439609Annoy this! *rapes you*
>>568439531*gets on knees and cryes in italian*Non dire così....
Enough yapping get to the main girl already.
>>568439424Speed growth is shit now gwoGuts growth is the new meta
>>568439618Wedding dress alts, free for everyone, and let no one be forgotten!
>>568439609>Coal Shitty
>>568439358yep
They really did it
WE ARE SO BACK
Sex
Oh thank fuckit's shit
SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEX
>double spark banner
please keep talking about how shit mant is or how you got fucked by rng in the rng game instead of actual new stuff that we'll eventually get
ultra mid cafe is better
>>568439848>>568439845>>568439853WAIFUFAGS WON
>>568439845>>568439848>>568439853outfit is kind of a downgrade to be honest
TURN HER AROUND I KNOW YOU'RE HIDING HER CLEAVAGE
>>568439845>>568439848>>568439853
>>568439845oh
Gentilfags won...
bro that looks like ass
>>568439835Me on the right
It's literally the menishuki outfit, it's shit
BRIDE GENTIL IS REEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL!!!!I HAVE TO PLAY THIS GAME FOR 4 YEEAAAAAAAAAARSSSS!!!!
>>568439845Ugly ass gorilla
>>568439845>>568439848>>568439853Gentildonna is a girl too... A mare if you will...
The necklace kinda sucks and I dont like the princess peach chest area. Base outfit is better imo
too mono color desu,pink/white would be a cracked combo
>>568439920She's a princess.
kawaii...
This is so mid what the fuck manHow do you go from Cafe to this?
the prophecy is true
>>568439827you mean it?
Post more Gentil to annoy the schizo
>>568439951CAN WE GET MUCH HIGHER?
Very cute indeed
>>568439902never mindI hate you cyGAYS
The biggest possible downgrade from her original outfitGenuine garbage
>>568439968I think it's based on that one pinko menko she wore
SKILLS
>>568439992Yeah I want all waifufags to win
>Sashi Why???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
>these aptitudes right after cafelmao
man June revenue will mog May and April so hard...
>no pits>no titsoh no no no
>>568437548*rapes you*
>>568440012Why is she brown?
>no cleavage
my pov btw
Where's the cleavage
WIFE WIFE WIIIIIIIIIIIIIFFFEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>568437548Soooo about that......
>10 pow/wit/gutslmao
whose hand is that in her ult?
that was my hand in the skill btw.
The way she grabs your hand at the end of her unique animation is cute but aside from that I think it's a downgrade
>female trainer is a bokumanko
HOLY
>>568440185his hand apparently >>568440186
>>568440005He's been real quiet
>dances with (You)>torena-san no te ga...
FEMALE TRAINER IS REAL
>>568440185(You), changes depending on your gender
>>568440070still lower pow growth than base curren btw
>pandering to yuritardsShit alt, skippable
>>568440185(you)(me)
UmaTore shippers win yet again
Who the fuck designed Gentildonna's outfit, it looks like a princessIt's like it was designed by a kidWho did this, Urara?
Gentil confirmed bisexual
That unique tho, you have to breed her.
>>568440226Now this is revolutionary
>Uma x Tore hard pandering
>>568440070>>568440226>>568440240>>568440254>>568440259fuck off to jp thread yurislops >>568395354
>>568440294Gentil likes pink
>>568437702Glasse and Cocon talking about lewd things they've accidentally seen on the internet and Meek just drops in with the most degenerate shit possible
>>568440294the IRL horse had a cute pink hat because she was so big people thought it was a male. This whole pink princess dress is probably because of that.
This may actually be a canon yuri game huh
I mean default gentil is still better but it'd be hard to top it
>>568440294It's just her menko
>>568440334>breed her.I'm not fucking the gorilla
>>568440259I seriously don't get what's so different.
The entire thing did not need to be garrishly pink
I will wait for the skirt-lift and garterbelt art of Wedding Donna before I form an opinion on the alt.
>>568440162>>568440112
Uh oh you activated the yuri schizo bot
hahaha the uma x tore is really breaking the schizo
>>568440419The hand is being held differently
>>568440273Yuritards are mostly Uma x Uma shippers, not self-inserters
>>568440472Kek
>>568440472clean your nails gwochacho
>>568440472based but also clean your nails
>>568440472lmfao
Nice thread globaltards. Not single post about your own version of the game
>>568440472CLEAN YOUR FINGERNAILS BWO
>>568440472
>>568440472based
>>568440254>>568440259Compared to the male trainer, She gripped female trainer hands like telling the trainer she's the superior one.Gentil might let (You) top her if (You) are a man, but not a woman.
>>568439662>They wouldn't hire a top card voice actor for herShe sounds like shit though, I was expecting a silky feminine voice not a fucking male voice
MILE
>>568440504he's the usual schizo trying to bait, don't mind
>>568440532It's the monthly jpniggers raid
>>568440532*cums inside you*
>>568439845They really love their italian names over there
>>568440472How does it taste
SAIGEEMUSU
>>568440504No female trainers
FILLY!
>>568440532*massages your belly"
>>568440472You don't have to actually eat your words, Spefat...
UmaTore wins yet again You will self-insert :)
>>568440583so yellow....
>>568440504retard they love femtrainer x uma it's the canon
>>568440619I thought it was french
>>568440503Sure, the hand placement is slightly different but I still don't get what's so feminine about the second one.
>>568439684>>568440619what the fuck are these lmao
>>568440683but I'm not a horse though?
>>568440254>>568440259GBF has been doing this for ages. I wonder what took Uma so long, maybe because the self insert character design is non existent.
>>568440742cyclopian umas
>>568440683Self-insert my penis
>>568440742
>>568440472What kind of sauce is that?
>>568440821>>568440803stop eyeing me
>>568440742weirdo pushing for the next epic new maymay
>>568440803>>568440821i like them thank you
poggers
>>568440796>wonder what took Uma so longThey wanted to sell uma x uma porn
>>568440706Nyo, it's italian, it means "The Perfect Lady">t. italian
>go to uma reddit>animeslop talk>go to uma twitter>go to /uma/>yurislop talk
>UmaxTorethat's it I'm leaving tracenall I wanted was a trainer wife...
>>568440892Not right now
>>568440570Literal you issuehttps://www.earlywing.co.jp/actordb/categ/talent_makiko
>>568440864>>568440882
>ANOTHER DIA CARD
the dia-chan marriage contract is canon now....
Can't wait to roll for this stuff 4 years from now when we're all in the trenches of world war 3
>>568440947she looks kind of weird from this angle
>>568440902already proven that their annual shill event don't sell so now they are pandering to the other side huh?
>another meta late surger card has hit tracen academy
lategwos are getting wrung dry again....
>>568440960>giant cyclope before he goes "fee fi fo fum I'm gonna cum in your bum and eat you"
>>568440892why are you posting global screenshot here?
>>568440892>no uma stanglue
Reminder
Is this the new speed card for long?
>>568440691nope, they only bring femtrainer when they're losing a discussion against a toreuma chad. Otherwise they never talk about the female trainers.
>>568440472/ck/ has returned.
>>568440254>>568440259Ok but WHAT IF I'm a really buff female tore, or a male trainer with very feminine hand, what will you do about that, huh?
>>568440862Looks like BBQ sauce
>>568440908>t. italianthank you for Tony Bin, meatballs, and the sopranos
>>568441063shut up and give me naizuri
>>568441051Your pettiness level is so high I am starting to think you are female
>>568441063POKKE LOVE
Umaclops are satanic. Stop posting them.
>>568441125stop talking about global here retard we're watching pakatube
>>568441068Yes.
>>568440960my name? nobody*pokes you in the eye*
>>568440472Bon appetit, king
>>568441068Pretty much
anti-jp schizo is malding again?
DIABROSNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>568440908tony bin my beloved
>>568441105Gentil is simply letting you pretend to be the top if you're a man, because she's a mareshe can always overpower you if she feels like it no matter your gender
Aibros..... not like this.....
>>568441063But Pokke is the gayest of them all.
https://x.com/umamusume_GW/status/2059607905570341216>Korea and China are getting it but not globalLolLmao
>>568441153some would say a gacha game about fictional japanese horse girl idols that makes you spend your time and money on it is satanic...much to consider
>>568441193she would cum from that
>>568441286>outright telling you what it powercreepsthat's kinda funny
>>568441105>Ok but WHAT IF I'm a really buff female toreSingle??
>>568440892You were sparked at the wrong time
>>568440254>>568440259My F!tore propaganda is finally coming to fruition
>>568441286Will front runners be good again for long with this and Tap Dance City?
>>568441202It was revealed that the antijp schizo is just V. He's been malding on cooldown after his thread was ignored.
>>568440254>>568440259Going woke was a mistake. I thought japan was still pure but apparently leftard degeneracy already infected them.
>>568441309Globalbros don't look...
>>568441348BLAST ONEPIECE MENTIONED
>>568441286Diabros can't use that card anyway
>>568441283So she's larping as a dainty helpless mare?
>>568441286um jpbros told me she was le gold standard but she's already been replaced twice in a couple months....
>bride Dia alt confirmed to never ever happenGood ending for her trainer, her won't be forced to marry into the Satono family.
>>568441274tony sir i am romantically interested in your daughter
>>568441386>>568441430You are absolutely fucking new to cygames if this surprises you.
>>568441348Holy shit, the gyaru is ugly.
>>568441460
>>568441301If you're gonna post yuri at least post a good ship like PokeDantsu instead of this reddit ship
>>568441309it's okay, we have Sweepy
>>568441483I play(ed) Granblue Fantasy too. Its just that I didn't expect them to do this in Umamusume.
>here's your parent run spark bwo
>>568440908>>568441274Donna Tony never ever
>>568441348so besides Cafe and Gentildonna, these three are also confirmed wives by cygames?
>sunday man forces cafe into wedding dressWhat did they mean by this?
>>568441309yeah we're getting auto only in 2027
>>568441595>fuck my daughter already
>>568441595classic sundayman
AAAIIIIEEEE
>>568441595>red desire>into wedding cafeHe's definitely up to something
that was unnecessary
>>568441572No more masculine women
>>568441348Her hair isn't as floofy anymore...
>>568441595>red desire freaks me out, make me another grandkid
holy shit cafe stand
>>568441460Now that he can't have her anymore, he'll realize he was being a faggot though. A hot af G1 winning uma from a rich family that is obsessively in love with you. What's not to like?
>>568441565I was talking to the other dude who was complaining about them going "woke" as if Cygames haven't been like this for a decade
WE HAVE SWEEPY AT HOME
uh ohthe /u/shitposter is on full damage control mode
>>568441663>>568441646>>568441636nooo dont shatter my pelvis
>>568432593bumping the Super Creek Memorial races7/18 14 hours left1989 Tenno Sho Autumn (7/18)401965191990 Tenno Sho Spring (7/18)55354007If Mejiro McQueen didn't have her insane achievements and of course Oguri, Super Creek would have alot more attention too with the tenno sho double and snagging a win over the GOAT.
>>568441636EVERYONE RUNI'LL HOLD HER OFF FOR AS LONG AS I CAN
>>568441460at least she has official wedding art now, confirmed waifu by the company
>>568441712
>>568441751Fuck off
Wedding event btw.
marriage with Gentildonnasex with the sole purpose of procreation with Gentildonnahold hands with Gentildonnagrow old with Gentildonna
I HEARD WEDDING CAGE IS A THINGIS IT POSSIBLE TO PLAY JP IN ENGLISH
>>568441787Taiki Shuttle from temu in the back
>>568441460She already hit her two alts, this is confirming that torena got kidnapped to epsatono island
RAMEN RAMEN OMG JAPAN RAMEN!!!!!
SHAKUR WEHAVE TOCOOK
>>568441595TRAINER PLEASEMY COMPANION OVARIES ARE DRYING UPSHE OWNS AT LEAST COFFE MACHINES ONE OF THEM IS NAMED "MY COFFRIEND"PLEASE TRAINER YOU NEED TO FUCK MY COMPANION, CONTINUE THE SUNDAY BLOODLINE
>>568441089GUESS WHAT FAGGOT
If there are multiple hints on one training, do you get the friend gauge boost for all of them or just the one that gives the hint?
>NTR at the frontAIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>568441832yeah. if you have ios you can just change your app store region to japan, otherwise you need to jump through a few hoops but it's perfectly doable
>>568441848
>>568441848why is Light Hello getting another scenario???
feederbros won
>>568441796
>calstone light o cooking your ramenhow fucked are you
>>568441920Why not
>>568441848>NTROh no
>>568441848This thread wouldn't like this
>>568441787You cant be a cafe fan and not accept the ghosts she lives with.
Nice way to reference the pink hat she wore while retiring.
kek serves you right diafags. that's what you get for trying to get me to fap every day
>NTR scenariouh oh we're in for a MEGA melty
>>568441787Big dawg in the back
>>568441848that natie looks cool as hell
FAT FUCK
>>568441848>Calstone Light O Based
>>568441952It's foocken raw!
>>568441848>calstone cooking your ramen
KINO
>>568441920Hag sex
I will not rest until Turbo gets an alt, and I do not care how long it takes.
>>568441952DOTO COOKING RAMENALERT ALERTYOUR ONYON SAUCE WILL BE REPLACED WITH COFFEE
What the fuck is umamusume about
>>568441938>and then oguri ate all the ramen XD!!
>>568441668That's compulsory
>>568442024He'll go back to pretending he plays JP when it comes out
Fatfuck
>>568441848light hello (sex sex sex sex sex) spotted
>>568442080>>568442080>>568442080migrate when ready
>>568442097Retards get no alts
>>568442018
>>568442109It's a game about cow girls
>>568441676It will be
>>568441848someone please address the text in the top right
>>568440862I tried "making" BBQ sauce a few hours ago except I didn't have half the ingredients and also ignored the recipe.So it's basically tomato sauce, vinegar, worcestershire, and smoked paprika, then I put in cayenne pepper which fucked it up so I tried putting in mayo to cool it down.It's not totally awful so I left it in the fridge as a dipping sauce.
does anyone have that one take yutaka commercial where for some reason the punchline is him cooking ramen in the back of a restaurant while wearing full racing gear
More gold kkklan favoritism bullshit
>>568442186I believe
>>568442278imagine making a post only to have it dipped in some dudes failed homemade bbq saucejesus christ