Previous: >>568442080>Global Game NewsLink your account to Cygames iDCurrent Scenario: Make A New Track aka "Trackblazer"Current Rate Up: Wedding Curren Whore (3*), Wedding Fine Motion (3*), SSR Haru Urara (Power), SSR Ikuno Dicktus (Stamina)Current CM: Gemini Cup - Tokyo Turf 2400m Medium/Right/Spring/Sunny/FirmCurrent Event: The Promised Hour>Schedule05/07 - New Legend Races05/10 - Mejiro Palmer (3*), Matikanefukukitaru (SSR), Rice Shower (SSR)05/10 - Taurus Cup - Medium/Left/Spring/Firm/240005/18 - Wedding Curren Whore (3*), Wedding Fine Motion (3*), Haru Urara (SSR), Ikuno Dictus (SSR)05/18 - The Promised Hour Story Event05/28 - Inari One (3*), Admire Vega (SSR), Sakura Chiyono O (SSR)05/31 - Gemini Cup - Medium/Right/Spring/Firm/2400https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Red Desire (3*)New Scenario "Beyond Dreams" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/umamusume/>Thread Clubshttps://beta.uma.moe/circles/621455171You must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /vma/ or /v/ma in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://umalator.app/docs/#READMEGame databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://uma.guide/guidesFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.topSeiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUmamusume Birthday Calendarhttps://ウマ娘.攻略.tools/events/birthdayUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyzCustom Stickershttps://schizo.farm/resources/stickersFind borrowshttps://chronogenesis.net/friend_search
this thread will be worse
ryan LOVE
>>568456419fuck off
this thread will be Fine
>>568456419What the hell is that thing
>>568456472Save video as...
>>568456520my dick is hard now
this thread will be awooga
PULL FOR SHAKUR
Digitan LOVE
>>568456592Doto knows what she's doing that little whore
this thread will be uoh
DAAABI WEEK DAAAABI WEEK
Mambo!
>>568456592oh yeah
>>568456708
>>568456724DAHBY!!!!!!!!!!!
The Doto mile B meta seems to be praying to G-d that she procs Goof + SfV + Budding Blossom at once and zoom past everyone in every race otherwise she'll job horribly
>>568456862No Lememe!?
>>568456708impregnation, now
>>568456979Lemaire is on Neif
>>568456967I'm ready!
>>568456967>Overtaking in a 33m sliverWhy do you torture yourself?
>>568456862those are pretty high odds on the favorites
>>568456472mmmm ramen
>>568456858kill me, kitasan
I have seen the lightspeed growth is a scampower and wit growth is where it's at
>>568457159Mambo!
Odds Nishino as 3rd ace, evens Chiyo O
>>568457201
Just woke up, cafebros how are we feeling?
>>568457680against all odds we actually got a better alt than gentil
Last Thread
>>568457763
>>568457763>ramen sex
Nothing is scarier than seeing your uma in the lead in the final straight and the camera shows a close-up shot of your uma and you can see Vodka steadily catching up at the back
>>568457680I'm supposed to prepare for a DnD session tomorrow but I have a headache, yet I feel incredibly guilty for putting it off.The Cafe alt is really, really nice though.
>>568457032
>>568457903>steadily
>>568457763glug scenario
>>568456769>>568457885Fuck
>>568458290yes
No one would a hag
>>568458485That's the best part about training Ramonu. The relationship is platonic.
>>568458564I lied. I would a hag.
>>568458485I would my bro
>>568458657Pick someone else then.
>>568458707I would a bro hag.
>>568457680We e won…
>>568458773I pick (You).
>>568456139hey
>>568458827Holy shit that's FAST I KNEEL
>>568458776Thats your bro after a bunch kids
>>568458827rabiposters deserve the gulag
>>568458827hey
>>568458827cafefags keep winning...
>>568458823I'm only 26
>>568458827very cool, thank you anon
Post nice uma wallpapers.
>>568458827can you fuck off too you're an avatarfag with how you keep posting these
>>568459009I’m 25. You are sufficiently hag to me.
>>568456592DOTO TITS
>>568458485don't shay that...
>>568458827Hayai
>>568458827rabiGOD is a cafebro...
Now that the schizo has successfully made everyone hate NTR and openly attack named members, and everyone just going along with it... was Mayaposter right?
Gold City feet in my mouth
>>568456724DAAAAHBY SEEEX!
>>568459348mayaposters are always top tier so yes
>>568456862L O V E C E NIs he going to do it bros?
Ramen doto peak
>>568459348V are you still forcing this and acting victim? fuck off already this is why no one likes you and your basic blonde bitch
>>568458827Hello!
>>568459116You really need to kill yourself.
>>568459348mayano top TRVKE
>>568458485hag wifehag gamehag general
>>568459180>Ramonu when you tell her to rest
>>568457182This is anybody’s race.Which is code for this is Ask Edinburgh’s race.Put all your money on Ask Edinburgh.
I'm done with CM14 aces. What do I do now? Make Nishino parents for CM16?
>>568459456I hope her and Fine get a ramen alt
>>568458827heyi just took a massive shitit felt great
>>568459520stop enabling avatarfags. the same applies to tanukifag chiyonofag pearlfag finefag and stegofaggot
>>568459452He has what it takes to win, but the derby sometimes has unexpected results
>>568459752teiobro...
>>568459758You really need to kill yourself.
super creek day
>>568459808Chinese Dress Cafe uoooh
>>568459808years ago, i was chinese
>>568458827Can you make a Catyano rabi pretty please?
>>568459808>if China, win
>>568459797you're so mad V that no one's siding with you
>>568459808Her ult is basically “if you’re losing from gassing out, get endurance then zoom”
Stop being gay and stay straight, /uma/.
Attention please!>King Halo Wife.That is all.
>>568460014i agree with you>>568460125you're dumb gay fat and smelly
>>568460101...isn’t that terrible?
>>568459758What's wrong with posting tanukies, serious question, there's multiples like rudolf, rice, sirius, etc
What exactly made Cygames abandon Global?
>>568460125seething kek>>568460174fuck off ryanxwobin
>>568456862Unfortunately Bereshit isn't running in the Derby which is a shame, I'd bet my money on Realize Sirius winning over Lovcen any day of the week at Tokyo.
>>568460126Never.
>uma game>"d-don't post the umas bro"
U-um, Eden bros?Are you okay...?
>>568456862All in on Shonan Gulf
>>568460290This is actually heterosexual because Sweep is a mare and Kita is a Stallion
>>568460243you know who im talking about that tanukifag have always been attentionfagging with his posts
off by 1...
>>568456862Bereshit...
>>568460264We haven’t spent enough money on the game
>70 clockscygames... my 200 clocks...
>>568459983sure thing
Dancho, can I borrow $50?
>>568460389Wow! EDEN has truly fallen.>>568460491It's over ninety THOUSAAAAAAND!
>>568460587Why do you need a fleshlight when you already had a dancho?
>>568460424Fuck.Then I'm straight as an arrow.
>>568460507You stealing our gimmick-ho?
>>568460652AAAIIIIIEEE THOSE ARE TWO STALLIONSTHIS IS GAY ANONGAAAAAY
my 3 subpar aces are donetime to take it easy
>>568459758>not including ntrfag, ayabefag and mirakofagI'm noooooticing
why are they called rabis anyways
>>568460575Thanks gwo
>>568460716based smtCHAD
>>568460781Fuck.Then I'm a flaming homo.
just took 4 infirmary visits to cure skin outbreak I think my Daisca is retarded
>>568459758kill yourself
>>568460932at that point door it
S0x with multiple stallions
>>568460832what do you think ive been doing this whole time and im replying to the ntrfag acting like a victim
>they added the pink ears to gentildonnacute
>>568460993nah it's too late for that, just going to finish the run for fans/dailies
Male trainer chuds...
>>568460716I rolled a 7, you cant do shit, bro.
that's crazy
>>568460994what the hell why is teio calling me a retard
>>568461071fair enough>>568461082are you retarded? they've used different pronouns for your chosen gender from the start of the game...
here's your valentines bro
Why is my wife torturing me? In <5 runs each, I got distance S guaranteed groundwork/TTL, speed eater, and great statlines for Summer Hag and Gundam. But Suzuka is denying me. 17 MANT runs so far, she either whiffs stats, skills, distance S, groundwork inherit, or speed eater. I DON'T LOVE MARUZENSKY OR BOURBON MORE THAN YOU, WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>568461316Suzuka a shit
>>568461183Xitter discourse is retarded anonIt doesn’t need to make sense
>>568461316brosummer hagwife and vbot have speed eater built in for free
>>568461316Too flat. Prease understand.
>>568460973seethe more V
>>568461082https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Straw_man
>>568461082>trainers are canonically malesWho thought this? There's an option for both male and female for you to chose at the start of the game, think it would have been highly obvious that the torena is just the torena. Is this just some shitter retardation? Probably is, all of them need to lovingly marry their neck to the end of a noose.
>>568461183don't respond to xitter shit, they're normalfags and terminally retarded to boot. not to say /uma/ isn't also filled with terminal retards, but at least we don't have as many normalfags
>>568461549>>568461367Good pointI don't even have an account there, literally my only exposure to social media is how often twitter and r*ddit shit is spammed on this site
>>568461316>she either whiffs stats, skills, distance S, groundwork inherit, or speed eater.Don't forget the combo, and all the golds
>>568461413I'm aware, but I'm also running Helios power so I should get it more often then notr-right? It's also in my legacies>:{
>>568461082>>568461549kek this is the kind of post the troon lobby sniper umama would make
Why is Ramoru a Rudolf hater???
>>568461757I'm very close to just run 2/3 speed eaters desuwhiffing ONE skill bricking an entirely good ace feels awful
HUGE
>>568461701I'm not a buhi, so not all of those are must-haves for me. If that means B Group finals, so be it. I will run my wife this time, fuck you MANT for not letting her BIG NIG
>>568461267I love my well hydrated wife Kris S!
>>568461791You're going to make Allen mad and spam his brown uma here again
>>568461843basically she thinks rudolf fell off
>>568461791who the fuck is umama and why the fuck should I care?
>>568456862L3f merchants will eat sirius alive, maybe even lovcen
>>568461996To be fair it was umama rageposting all of yesterday I don't think allen cares
>find good grandparent>look inside>satsuki->derby->shuka shoBut why
>>568462196you shouldnt
>>568462226Allen's enabling umama and he's as bad as uma&co's a
How come no one posted the cafe ult animationIts kino
>>568462369I mean there's literally nothing we can do about it besides seethepost so whatever. They're all faggots and should be ignored
cm14 status?
I think he's getting gay againhe can't stop talking about these men no one's ever heard of
>>568461880I got a 1200/650/1000/600/1200 Suzukaand I can't use her because she whiffed Groundwork, and in room tests I found that meant she could practically never winI want to screamI want to MURDER Cygames devs for making Unrestrained such a terminal dogshit skill on 95% of CM'sFUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU
I want to suck Trainer cock on a hot summer day
>>568462228Blame the "half assed, understammed ace run into legacy" pipeline for creating those
>>568462196a faggot that keeps sniping rooms on purpose even if the thread tells him not to also a troon >>568462343/uma/ club damage control is here now >>568462482you do know you're still considered avatarfagging with using the same image again and again
>>568462482triple front without full speed eater and very subpar statlines. I'm ready.
>>568461843It’s her autism really
>>568462482all my mile Mile S procs happen on doomed runs so I'm going to club seals in group B again
>>568461964>fuck you MANT for not letting her BIG NIGyou don't need MANT
Sex, marriage and children with both Kitasan and Dia-chan, and then having our children race each other.
>>568462179What an ass, Teio should rape her.
>designed 5 years ago>still mogs every uma before and after how does she do it?
>>568462731I mean... she kinda did THO
>>568462717show deck and all skills, pleaseand how many runs that took youbefore I decide to subject myself that sort of torture
>>568462905>>5684628382silly>>5684629352huge and yuri coded (artist)
>yurislop
>>568462795she's perfect
killed a run after using both an energy drink and talisman (on what became a <2% failure rate) on the same turnfirst time it happened to me
The more room matches I run, the more I get tilted about wide swings on the final corner. Please tell me they adjust the numbers in the future. There's no reason for the 2nd uma, who's trying to overtake the 1st uma, to swing out to Saturn.
>>568460834jews
>>568462460We can call them out every thread instead of ignoring them. Nothing good will come from ignoring these faggots and the fact that /uma/ Club are the shitstirrers here just like how Allen was spamming previous threads
>>5684611197 and I rape you
>>568463141Who's her roommate?
>>568461082God I miss when all this faggot nerd shit was EXCLUSIVELY a male hobby cuz 99% of all (REAL, ACTUAL, BORN) woman thought it's icky nerdy shit. Or really, I miss the times before being a disgusting and mentally deranged tranny became a huge fashion trend for hyper beta cuck male.Uma Musume
>>568462905>>568463141dumb dork
>>568463460I'm convinced you want this place to fucking suck. In school did you go out of your way to call the autistic kid retarded or did you stay far away from them? Same concept
>>568461996>>568462226>Allen the danchou >Umama the room sniper >Ryanxwobin the redditorIt really was just /uma/ club all along and the other ones being from uma&co
>>568463576it's still all men. Just with the mentally ill ones added on
>>568463658anyone who's vocally calling out names of other /uma/ posters are not to be taken seriously.
>>568463658nta but in school i literally did both, they were cool about it(im guessing they didnt get the insults cuz yknow)
>evil pasathat's a first
>>568463819you're not fooling anyone V with your damage control
post pull plans
471 stam end closer oguri on TSSDo I>buy gourmand for just this race>try to cheese it with white end recoveries>skip
>>568463460assuming you're not being a disingenuous faggot, "calling them out" is a completely ineffective strategy because you are giving them attention, and that is the reason why these 1-3 shitposters do what they do in order to shit up threads. If you STUPID FUCKING NIGGERS would just ignore them, after a few threads they would find something better to do and another general to bait into giving them attention. STOP BEING RETARDED YOU STUPID FUCKS WERE YOU BORN GODDAMN YESTERDAY?
>>568463883
>>568464070you arent making it gwo
>>568464040Are you pulling on the CB rerun for creek?
>>568464231uh oh melty
>>568464231to be fair you need a high IQ to understand that
>>568463345
>>568464040>orfevre guts Give me a rundown
>>568463658I'm doing this so these faggots wouldn't feel they're allowed to continue and do what shitstirring that they're doing. If you don't call them out they'll feel enabled and continue it even more. Just look at Umama purposely sniping rooms even called out and only until everyone else called the troon out that it stopped.
>>568463883She's got one of the prettiest designs
>>568464261yesi should probably check the longslop CM schedule desu
>>568464040really hoping I get lucky with some banners so I can afford to spark Hokko ONEGAI ONEGAI ONEGAI but at least I've guaranteed CB and Swimsuit Wife and Ramonu.
>fucking cafe>Sunday silence possesses her >you fuck her so hard that she loses control of cafes body and you resume fucking her>you essentially have a threesome without ever needing to pull outName a better uma wifeYou cant
>>568464070Milers cup is calling
>>568464231I know this is umama but to play devil's advocate: If you behaved like normal people and didn't shit up the thread with your gay avatarfagging, making thread rooms inaccessible and early baking the schizo would have no ammunition. Just act like a normal human fucking being with common decency.
>>568461082Apparently, The Ftrainer hand gesture is less of a romantic one.
>>568464426Reading the card explains the card
>>568464070skip. You need 550-600 + gold to reliably clear Haruten as pace, not worth it since Gemini is a mile CM. Run Miler's Cup or skip.
>>568464426its kinda broken
>>568464231Read this you stupid faggot >>568464440 don't act like you're the victim here. You're doing exactly what V tried to do with his "testing" thread earlier acting like we're the wrong ones. Seriously just fuck off along with the rest of your club.
>>568464590you can completely disregard any post talking about gender dynamics that has this text btw
>>568464070you're not running tiara because?
>>568464451I have 1Lb myself and plan on just ticketing her up with free vouchers during new scenarios. Is that not an option for you?
>>568464458Cafe (and Sunday Silence) are for wholesome handholding while her tail wraps around your leg
>>568464458What would sex with Sunday Silence be like
>>568464695retard
>>568464513>>568464695you deserve the thread you have
Rate the wedding outfits throughout the years
>>568464751um nyo i have her 0lb by the time i get MLB i'll have to MLB shakur
>>568464513>umamayou know what? fuck you. Eat shit you little whoreson, I hope you get raped to death. I have no fucking idea who umama is, I don't care, if he is real, then you are probably him falseflagging. I'm filtering that stupid fucking word so I'll never see another one of your stupid, retarded posts that does nothing but contribute to the very problems you (((claim))) to be addressing. Fuck. Off. And. Die.
>>568464818It's a good thing I don't live here like you do
>>568464040Living on the edge.
Honesty? You sound like a bunch of babies. The powerlevel of the local schizos is so insanely low I can't even be bothered to acknowledge their existence. Hell, they may as well be the ones samefagging while pretending to be outraged. This board has many cesspools that are a billion times worse than /uma/.
>>568464842All of them are sexo but fine motion and nishino
Tiara is a psyop to make you clock HF before first inspo
>>568464739I did. Doesn't exclude you from spring triple crown if you can get enough stamina
>halfway through MANT>niggas still do mile/medium/long torture runs instead of comfy sprint/mile/medium or just mile/medium no wonder all clubs are dying
any A & A+ /uma/ club looking for member next month? Save me a slot if you do. SS ranked + 40 mil guarantee
>>568464897ah that's rough then
>>568464040Still unchanged. Next year's planning is dependant on how badly I get fukt by Hello/Ramonu.
>>568464695I agree that "testing" thread >>568459348 he tried earlier was so pathetic. It was just ill intentioned baked all over like he's trying to prove that he isn't the wrong one after all his obnoxious posts
>>568464842why does king halo look so middle aged
>>568464975>they may as well be the ones samefagging while pretending to be outragedthat's exactly what's happening though. You can very easily tell with the broken grammar and lowercase typing and namecalling
>>568464842>Air Groove is the only one wearing pantsshe deserves better
>>568465009Autis/uma/ will have a slot for you
>bro schizos are so pathetic lmao so easy to ignore bro>that's why I'll write entire paragraphs talking about how much I don't care about themalways the same
>>568465127Trainer wanted a long time before finally marrying her.
>>568464842I'm so in love with Air Groove it's unreal
>>568464816>>568464818You really need to hide your /uma/ club raid better. Leave the threads and stop room sniping and stop spamming your brown uma.
what the hell I just did one run to try and fish for 600+ guts, let's go
>>568465009Uma&co has a slot because one of our dudes died. I'll let you decide if you're smart enough to believe the schizo theories.
>>568464842Sweep looks really out of place in that lineup.
uh oh NTRtard melty
>>568464939based teio rage poster
>>568465327Sorry, sir, but Umaguide says you NEED 901 guts.
>>568465281I like brown umas, though
>>568464040I'm planning to roll on a lot of things this year
>>568464975>>568465190I am actually starting to believe that the schizo and this "V" are just samefagging. I didn't want to believe at first, but this is just ridiculous.
>>568464842>wife (very romantic)air groovefinecesarioramonucafegentil>posing for a photoshoot curren hoehalo>just doing random shit with a wedding dress onmayaflowerhishiamasweepy
>>568465403umaguide needs to SUCK itI'm grateful for their agenda planner however because I got to memorize them all that way
>>568465410Is she really brown?
>>568464842Nishino is ugly as hell but the rest are fine I guess
>>568465453this schizo shitfest has been going for nearly half a day, well outside of """V""" 's usual active hours. You do the math
>>568465453it was him samefagging at first to make himself look like a victim, but now that everyone hates him there's real anons telling him to fuck off every time he does something lol
Don't open
>>568464975V hands typed this post you can't even stop yourself from avatarfagging
>>568465376praise Shiraoki-sama for filters. the falseflagging yurinigger's copy/pastes are nowhere to be seen, and now schizo names are added to The List. I might have to include 'avatarfag,' 'avatarfaggin,' and some others, but we'll get there.
>>568465532Most definitely
>>568464842My favorite is Hishiama's and I will be pulling for her
>>568465501they should've make the quick unique animation her tantrum and not the broom riding
>>568464842all great except air groove and mejiro ramonu
>>568465670MABUSHII
>>568465704she's like a very white mixed latina at best
>>568464842I would marry the entire fucking wife squad, except Nishino since she's a literal child.
>>568465670MY FUCKING EYES
>>568464842would have been an SS-tier line of alts if it was all mares
AAAAAAIIIIEEEEEE SAVE ME SWEEPYDEV>Turn 77 reached terminatingWHY IS THE BOT NOT FINISHING MY RUNS???
>>568465704Sexxx, I’m becoming and ENDchad and will happily train Duramente
>>568465453I'm pretty sure it's him but doesn't excuse umama for purposely ragebaiting schizos when he's joining rooms. He's clearly also part of the problem
>Half the thread is schizo samefaggingGrim
>>568466007reminder uma&co can kick him to fix this
>>568461473people that are desperate for a win so they made up imaginary enemies
>>568465867I LOVE LATINAS
>>568466007fuck off V cant you make a post without using an avatar
You can separate the June Bride alts into two categories>Looks like a wedding dress>Looks like a party dress
>>568464842kingu rabu
>>568466098just like stegofag-wait...
why is she seeded to only give snowy days 80% of the time?
>>568466285breeding Dia
>>568465878>Chrono in C>Rob Roy in DFuck you
>>568464261you can consider ticketing ramonu she's pretty close to 3rd anni. it is truly unfortunate that none of your other umas are ticketable until 6 months later
>>568466154The Duramente propaganda is working as planned
>>568464842Ramonu and Cesario are the only ones that look like wedding dresses, and Ramonu wins. King Halo's is first fucking rate, but it looks like a Grecian's bridesmaid dress, not bad at all, but not a bride's dress. Hishiama's is insanely lewd and smoking hot, but it feels more like something slutty you'd wear to a nightclub, not a church, lest Shiraoki-sama smite you the lightning. Cafe and Gentildonna look like ballroom dresses, and Cafe winsNishino's looks like a birthday party dress, I don't know what the fuck Groove is doing, but she got fucking robbed, Sweepy is cute but goes in the ??? category, and Curren-chan is extra giga-cute but she looks like a goddamn strumpet.
>>568466294go on. which ones are which?
>>568466330Skill raritiesSame reason CB almost always gives Rainy Days
>three dead runs>-30k shekels>-150 TP>Zero aces ready for CM>Still haven't completed the daily for my half a pull>Also nothing to pull for the next month and a halfNo wonder indogs bot
>>568466419you forgot to mention fine
Anyone tried this yet? Saw it posted in the Eden discord https://umamusume-bot-guide.vercel.app/
>>568466403Rob Roy radiates negative sexual auraLow tier cunny
>>568465670
i think tachyon is a self-centered bitch
>-3 mood in one turn
>>568466521fuckkkkkkkkk I did, my bad FinemoFinemo is simple, reserved, classically beautiful. Neither salacious, nor frumpy, nor frigid. Unquestionably fine taste, as befits and Irish princess
>>568466309must.. resist... the urge... to say... stegoTRANNYYYYYYYYYY
>>568466720correction is needed
>>568466521That was intentional. We don’t care.
>>568466756good stuff amigo>>568466771we care
>>568466592what the fuck are you on aboutrob roy is the most gropeable and rapeable uma in the game
>>568466309we need to make stegofag stop posting here and his offtopic
>>568464842If we go by designs as wedding dresses, any of the short ones are going to be D tier in my opinion. Looks great on the Uma but as wedding dresses it’s meh. So>MayanoD-hem is above the knee with no veil or accessories to accentuate the short cut of the dress>Air GrooveC-not a dress but as a suit it’s lovely enough and fits her character. The top corset imitating one of a dress is a nice touch >CurrenC-looks more like a prom dress. It’s great that the dress has a lower hem from behind, but alas no veil and pure black is a terrible color for wedding dresses (imo at least)>FineMoSolid B-this is the minimum for what wedding dresses should be. You may think it’s basic but the added veil and tiara makes up for it. Also she has the half sleeves going on, and that’s just great-second to the gloves that reach up to the elbow >Nishino Flower C-same reasoning as Curren. It’s white and pink at least, so it’s got that compared to her. >AmazonD-if Mayano’s dress is a bit above the knee, then Amazon’s is egregious. It’s got the ballroom gown in the back but in the front it looks more like a mini dress. Sadly not a wedding one >KinguC-a much better version of Amazon’s design philosophy except the sides close around her legs enough to provide a more wedding-esque aesthetic. Pinging off a point though because of how far up the front goes >SweepyD-that’s not a wedding dress, that’s her dressing up like a princess and getting ready to go to Disney land with her trainer >CesarioS-now THATS how you do a high front dress. Hugs her form without compromising the design and leaving big open space up front and her dress has more volume with the folds >RamonuA-it’s a pretty good dress though the asymmetrical is an inspired choice. Works well and her cape/veil from the back makes her look like she’s actually getting married instead of going to the prom
>>568466834Not even in the top 10 of most rapeable UmaNot even top 20
>>568466443>Wedding outfitsMayanoFineFlowerCesarioRamonu>Party/Prom outfitsAir GrooveCurrenHishiamaKingu SweepyCafeGentildonnaKingu's and Curren's especially screams "Please vote for me as this year's prom queen"
>>568466834Rob Roy is definitely in the Rice Shower/NTR/Still in Love tierholy shit
>>568464842Follow up to >>568466943>Cafe S. Straight up, one of the most beautiful dress designs I’ve seen in Uma. She has the veil, she has a layered dress that combines white and black layers perfectly, the arm gloves, and stockings to complete the look so that her front coincides with the dress’s color scheme. Amazing work John Cygames >Gentildonna A+-that’s a ballroom gown and a pretty good one at that. Straight up some beauty and the beast shit, and an even better homage to Disney than Sweepy’s. Pink may be a bit much, but it’s Donna’s day and pink is like the second most popular color for weddings. Excellent dress overall
>>568466415Hmm maybe, I hadnt thought about that. Thanks for the heads-up. Already have a lot of room for pulls though lol
>just woke up >apparently /we/ have a in-game model nowwhat is happening
>>568467025>>568466943Honestly I'd argue curren is high-fashion chic or couture. It is by no means a traditional wedding dress but it matched her personality and I can see it as a wedding dress.
>>568464040>>568464261>>568464453>>568464961yall niggas realize that global won't even make it to 2027, right?
>>568464842Gonna be honest, I completely forgot Bridals included Stallions even with Mayano already here.
/uma/ deserves this for siding with the schizos, and going along their counter bakes. I didn't see anyone complaining when we had 4 consecutive Rice threads.
>>568462717>No S aptitudeI am so so so sorryfuck that hurts to look at
>>568467381silence umama, adults are talking
Akikawa...please give me at least one corner skill instead of the 4th Standing By...
>>568460264I want to have bed breaking sex with gentildonna
>>568467025I can see the argument for Gentildonna’s dress not fitting as a wedding one, but what makes Cafe’s dress not a wedding alt in your eyes?
>>568466943>>568467157excellent /fa/ work, anon. I can't praise Cesario's design enough.I think Ramonu's would win if it combined Cesario's bottom half with Ramonu top and of course her color scheme. Manhattan Cafe comes in a close second if her color scheme is changed to white. I just can't see a majority-black dress as a good wedding dress.
>>568462661>>568462713My brothers...Together, in solidarity...
Hey I just woke up, earlier today. I got a call directly from Cygames telling me Cafe got a wedding alt so I had to wake up and see it for myself.
>>568467310make your case, anon. Why will Uma Musume Global die and go EoS within 6 months?
>>568463345Huh?I don't get it. If you use a talisman, then you can't fail a training.
>>568467381I kind of agree after what the Mayaposter did. That was a correct and proper bake as well.
>>568465153arite see ya in June
>>568467856me on the left
>>568467631I think that Cafe's dress is very beautiful but I cannot see it as something that a bride would typically wear at a wedding. It feels more like a party dress to me. I'm not /fa/pilled by any means so take my sense of fashion with a grain of salt.
>>568464231Anon the guy calling people out is the same guy that's mad his NTR threads are getting ignored and the biggest shitposter.
I just don't wanna get raped
>no rival hints outside G1s during the 1st year>got 5 random card events instead of my ownDo I glue
>>568467837he means he wasted an energy drink (probably a 40% or maybe even a 65%) because he used a charm. I've done that, too.
done
>>568467646To be fair a lot of the dress is white, it’s just the front has gradients of gray and black so it makes it look as if black is the majority in addition to the black accessories. Still find it fantastic but I can see your logic. If she took off the roses I think the white would be more pronounced.
>>568467902You're a whore and should be ashamed of yourself then
Gentildonna and the Twelve Dancing Princesses
>first inspohow will this run fall apart?>>568468106not a whore
>>568467775stop lying V you've been seething after your bake was ignored
fuck you guys i'm going to sleep
>>568466961name 5
>>568468091if the sleeves and veil (which should be long) were white, that'd be plenty. Super fantastic dress all around, makes me want to pull her in 3 years, desu
>>568468157It will fall apart like your arguments did yesterday <3
>>568468063I see but that's hardly run-ending
>>568464842All umas that got robbed FOREVER of a bride outfitWas it worth it?
>>568468091Who would marry that creepy fuck
>>568468160>Mayasleep and what next force another "NTR proper thread" as a "test" fuck off already
>>568468256Super fair there, and same. God it’s going take so long but can’t wait for when she’s released in global, skill be damned
>>568468083i just finished up recently tootoo many events...sigh
>>568468298the what now
>>568468157The speed rainbows will mysteriously disappear...
>>568468362no one would marry air messiah anyway
>>568468362no, I will seethe about no Rice, Kawakami, and Daisca wedding alt until EoS.GOD DAISCA'S GROWTHS AND KAWAKMI'S GROWTH ARE SUCH BULLSHIT WHY CAN'T THEY GET BETTER ONES WITH A WEDDING ALTFUCK YOU CYGAMESfuck you
>>568468192Quickie tier list
>>568468362vodka dodged a major bullet lol
uh oh NTRfag melty
Maruzensky's ass on my face
>>568468369Me and the one other Cafe fag fighting for her hand in marriage
>>568468634don't shay that....
>>568468631no...
>>568468362Who the fuck is that in between vodka and sky
WHY EVERYONE WANTS TO HAVE SEX WITH GENTILDONNAWHY IS CYGAMES LEANING SO HARD TOWARDS UMA X TRAINER EVEN HARDER THAN EVER
>>568468847Damn that's a nice stash, ganbatte
>>568468840sorry but the only people that are attracted to air messiah ate boogers as a kid. Any normal person would be bothered by that fucking atrocious hair color
>>568468362>Kawakami doomed to never get one>Hishiama already has a wedding altThe rest of my top 5 oshis still have a chance
>>568468993yurifagging didn't work so everyone is your horsewife now
>>568468993It's actually canonically femtrainer x uma now yuri won
>>568468908
>>568468616The tranny is going insane.
>>568469049Hishiama's is the sexiest one as well by far
>>568469201hope they get better then
>>568469251fuck off Allen
>>568468362Topro can still get one and that'd be niceI'm predicting a summer alt for her
>>568468750just pick who gets cafe and who gets sundayman
They're gonna do another Gold Summer with Golden Bikini Orfevre and Feno, aren't they?
>>568468362>no McKween yet hope
>>568469314stay mad stay schizophrenic
>>568469342no one cares about your basic blonde bitch
>>568469314you've got to relax anon, that's not even melet people enjoy their favorite uma dummy
>>568460503Kissing Chrono Genesis without permission while I cum in her umanko raw on a dangerous day.
>>568469565This happened earlier too idk why people are obsessed with you. Terrible threads today
>>568469503I care tho
Flower and Hishiama have two different fanbases so the melty from getting one or the other if you don't like one of them will be amusing
>>568469481>>568469565you really called your members to shitpost for you then how about you tell your umama tranny to stop sniping rooms
>>568469565Any thoughts about the umama thingy?
>>568469669>people
>>568468362>vodkaanyway I'd say it was worth it. I'd gladly swap scarlet for flower and verxina for sweepy but overall these are worse
>>568469369I saw some clips of this drama on tiktok but I still can't find itAnyone has a link?
>>568468362FUUUCK SCARLET GOT THE CARD TREATMENT AHHHHHH
Doesn't it basically just take a club that does their dailies to earn A rank?
>>568469713I'm not even in /uma/club but keep believing your own narratives>>568469743It could just be one really mentally unwell retard, true.
>>568469049digitang getting a wedding outfit would be pretty lit
>>568469683no one but you because you have a basic taste with your basic blonde bitch fuck off already
>>568469859You're probably a top 1% player if you consistently do uma dailies
>>568469369Do horse actors get paid in carrots?
>>568457763>digitan canon erotic
>>568469410I wish.
>>568469807>no Dober, Akebono instead of Maya and Groove>No Rice>No Machan>No MinecraftNOT at all worth it actually
>>568469565Will you guys have any free slots next month?
If Gentildonna squeezed the milk in her breasts will it be released with pressure enough to cut steel?
Reminder that the MuvLuv anon is just as guilty as the NTRfag for making the threads unusable like this.
>currently rotating between daisca and suzuka runs to see whichever gives me a decent ace with speed eater firstheh, let the games begin
>>568467354one fucking job and they failed
Biggest question;What would Super Creek’s wedding dress look like?
>>568470294too small
>>568470003Digiwife... ooohhhh.... ohhhhhhhh DIGIWIFE
>fail stamina training with only 11% chance this is bullshit
Hear me outWedding dress golshi
>>568469834https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=encnDtwrKcs>>568470070nyes
>>568470210Flash is SHIT just like her fags desu
>>568470349she already has 2 alts though and her swimsuit is plenty sexy
>>568469669i don't think they're obsessed, i don't post very often. i often miss the latest thread commotion until much later>>568469739i think the threads are going to have extreme opinions about things one way or another>>568470168yes! one spot for June
doto's wedding dress would just happen to be styled after an evil demon queen "on accident"and shakur would get a bad SSR in the same event
>>568470294Blue and white
>>568470021uh oh schizo melty
>>568469998>trust me im not from /uma/ club poor deflection there Allen>>568469565see no answers about your tranny member enable them more oh wait you have botters inside your club too after saying youre against them kek
>>568470294
>>568470059Well shit. Now I feel like my club sucks lmao
>>568468993almost 90% of their audience are males, they are just giving them what they want
>>568470519Counterpoint: Shakur getting a wedding dress would be some gap moe shit. Make it cygames
>>568470294>wedding dress>implying she wouldn't dkip the wedding with her torena so they could go straight to the honeymoonprobably a light outfit for outings, so they can be easily shed off once they check into a hotel room after getting married at the city hall
>>568470498Were you the one I recommended Bakemonogatari to btw or was that someone else.
>>568470526NTRfag melty kek
>>568470294pregnant
>>568470337Two 8% in a row yesterday anon
>>568469859my club is A+ and not everyone even does their dailies
>>568470003Digitan selling doujins the whole year to buy a night with torena's dick
>>568470652You know they're going to pants her like they did with Groove and Vodka
>>568468993>why does everyone want to have sex with Gentildonnaanon.......have you SEEN Gentildonna?
>>568470349why would anyone marry that health hazard?
Palmer wedding dressHelios wedding dress
>>568470660No see, the secret to making Creek happy is pampering her. Having an entire day for her wedding would make her cry from happiness, probably. >>568470565Excellent; send it
>>568470565Man I cant wait for grand live so I can finally play creek and doto again.
>>568468993>WHY EVERYONE WANTS TO HAVE SEX WITH GENTILDONNAShe has a lovely smile, beautiful voice and face, and huge boobs. Any man with a working sex drive would want to fuck he, or a sufficiently gay woman.>WHY IS CYGAMES LEANING SO HARD TOWARDS UMA X TRAINER EVEN HARDER THAN EVER$$$
>>568463812thank you thats my point
>>568470805They would not. They knew what they were doing when they made her wear the bodycon.
>>568470349she raped you and made you unfit to marry anyone else
>>568468993Orbital strike on the troon discords
>>568470349>golshi>weddinganon, you're getting kidnapped instead of a wedding
>>568470548>bottersuma.moe literally just cleared every single member, tech illeterate anon. no automation detected, everyone below threshold. this is twice now that the club has been found to not be botting. and yes I'm still against it.but there's always another way to insult, such as complaining that someone is playing the game too much by joining rooms often or grinding too much.can't win.>>568470703Yes. It's on my list!
umas that would never get any training done because you're too busy having sex?
>>568464231>>568468993>Why does everyone want to have sex with gentle wife that has giant tits, is rich and pretty as all fuckGee, Johnny, I dunno!
>>568470498>yes! one spot for JuneNeat, still thinking about it but I might leave my club after reset, can bring in 100M+ per month, will let you know when the time comes, I guess
>>568471134Mirako
>>568468993anon, the wedding alts are a yearly thing. it's just because they accidentally made a dress-maker character a canonical figurehead in the uma racing world, that they have to follow through with the lore that she holds yearly races for who can get featured on that year's uma fashion magazine
>>568470761Man. I do need to find a better club then. Mines struggling to hit B+.
>>568470917Creek isn't too bad in MANT, but you do have to get lucky with not getting fucked by races in the fall G1 hell cycles. Not being able to race until late November Junior year sucks pretty bad, but isn't unmanageable. Running her is actually pretty funny, it makes the KKS/Haruten a complete afterthought, you don't even need 300 stam for KKS and you can do sub-400 for Haruten if you buy Maestro
This is what happens when you retards let the schizos win. Everyone gets attacked for no reason
Air Groove deserves another alt
>>568471134My team made of lots of flat chested umas and one big chested uma
>>568471260fuck off V
>>568471301There's plenty of A/A+ clubs recruiting at the start of every month here. You should try posting your ID asking for a spot next week
how many years until uma jp audience runs dry
>>568471134Mayano Top Gun.
>>568471301UMADash will probably have a spot open, we're upper-A+ rank, have 30M/month quota but pretty low key. Danchou doesn't give one singular shit if you get 30M in two weeks and flatline the rest of the month. Drop your ID if you're interested.
>>568468993>WHY IS CYGAMES LEANING SO HARD TOWARDS UMA X TRAINER EVEN HARDER THAN EVERsame reason they went hard on the pandering last ballroom event MONEY
>>568471491very unlikely to happen, horse racing is in their blood
>>568471530is this screenshot real
>>568471242V...
>>568471303Nah, its not worth to bother with shit mile aptitudes, and now we have mile CMs. Also I cant afford to just burn clocks for fun
Golshi would make the Spica trainer wear the wedding dress
>>568471376any reason why they haven't done another one in 5 years? one would think a member of the StuCo would have more than thatmeanwhile a certain sprint jobber has enough alts to fill half a TT ace lineup
>>568471571yes, i was there
>>568471560Feesh
>>568471297most wedding-themed events/outfits in gachas are based on the tradition of June being wedding season
>>568471569>horse racing is in their bloodthen how come they still haven't won the arc pre de le trumpet
>>568471120you mean they stopped botting after they were caught in that site. of course it's fine for you since you fags are the shitstirrers in this thread like how you enable umama to keep sniping rooms >>568471372no one's falling for this again after you did this >>568459348 "test" thread of yours
>>568471621I didn't mean trying to mutate Creek, anon, I meant giving the finger to mile races and running her anyway. She's definitely weaker than umas that can run miles, but it's not terrible. And not having her Mandated Failure rate for six goddamn months is really nice.
>>568471646after raping him
>>568471646Wrong, Goldshi would slap your ass as soon as she makes it to the altar, and she would look very cute throughout the entire wedding.
>>568471242After your club stood up for you V... This is how you repay them...
>>568471685Popularity may be a factor, at least she gets nice cards this could've been a festival alt
>>568471746that's a gambling race and the last gambling uma almost won it, it's coming home this year
>>568471456if cygey made an entire event around shart blossom they should throw my nigga idonum a bone for Rudy's wedding alt
>>568471606>>568471898Uma&Co members are blacklisted on most clubs. He wouldn't be let in even if he tries to.
post seibahs
i jerked off go topro's big fat 4head againi have never cummed so satisfyingly before
>>568471814This schizo might be the most retarded in /uma/
>>568471746Because French turf is a goddamn swamp you may as well be running dirt
>>568472000>it's coming home this year>look at the jp horses registered>"Throw random shit at the wall and see what sticks: The Team"
>>568471909>festival groove never everAAAAIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEE CYGAYS YOU FAGGOTS
>>568471242Awesome I think you'd really enjoy it. I'll keep an eye out it'll be great to hear some more music from you as well if you choose to join in that every month
>>568471746The curse of Ra
Are there more image compilations of the other support card seasonal outfits?
>>568472040he's pushing the envelope
post sexy grannies
Remember when mambo was in the limelight? I 'member...
>>568472323Mambo? What's Mambo? I have no idea what you're talking about.
>>568472092idk. looks clean shaven to me
>>568471909oh, so this is why I saw a lot of fan arts looking like this, didn't know it is a card
>>568472281
>>568471858Skipping miles is a really REALLY bad idea. You either mutate or not, which im willing to do up to Tamamo cross, thus E aptitude. E, F and G mile are just horrid to deal with. And yes mant could have been good to dodge that 5% bullshit also doto's not ready debuff, but whatever.
>>568472420when do I get to roll for my super sexy daughter?
>>568472040so no answer about umama's shitstirrer behavior? knew you were enabling him and shitting up the threads
>>568472562LETS GO RICKEY
>>568472167for real though the l'arc lineup this year is so random it will be extremely funny if one of them winsFOREVER YOUNGSHIN EMPERORADMIRE TERRAMEISHO TABARUBYZANTINE DREAMJURYOKU PIERROTALOHO ALIIi don't think forever young is gonna do good BUT i hope he proves me wrong, i'm going with my boy tabaru
>>568470808I am not into Dominant womenLooks is a 14
back from work hope all my /uma/dacchis are getting along (I love my /uma/tachi)
>>568472493Laurel and Laurelposters owe me something sex-related
>>568472656A couple of months ago.
>>568472892Nyooo....
>>568472817If Eyaban wins, what will happen to Japan
get raped losers
Guys It’s coming…
>>568472864I'll only repay as much sex as you've had in your life
>>568472013Says who? You the schizo?I would take him in anytime because he plays the game more than 98% of the thread
>>568472892I want to fuck Kita
>>568470498Not them but at least read this. Other than randomly accusing the poster is Umama, I do think it's a valid complain or post about Umama. >>568464513
>>568472647I don't really disagree. Sure, you can still highroll a decent Tamamo if you skip miles, but she'll be stronger -maybe even a lot stronger- on average if you get her to Mile A with 10 mile sparks (this usually sucks). Umas where this doesn't work are likely to be weaker by a little to a lot on average. I haven't tested this though, just done a few Creek runs because I like Creek. She's terrible for CMs though, which sucks.
>>568472021Got you.
>>568473124made for breeding all night
>>568473173>>568472021Dorkandal
>>568473038Once will do then
>>568472219Sure thing, we'll see when the month ends, thanks for replying!
>>568473059>the same old he plays more than you counter argument I didn't want to join in the V posting but you may actually be him. You have done this excuse plenty of times already, and keeps acting V is without fault for everything that is currently happening here. Don't memoryhole that you doxxed someone because they called NTR a basic blonde bitch.
>>568468993Someone post that image with the split between male/female players and age range for a fuckton of ips
>>568472021
I'M FUCKING STUPID I FORGOT RIKO GIVES 20/20 STAM GUTS AND HERE I WAS THINKING THROUGH MY FINAL MOVE
>>568473395If it's like that one then you gotta pay regardless
>>568472817Any if those winning would be hilarious.It will never happen but I dream of an oonige win.
>missed out on that one race celebration missionnoooooo my 150 carats
Just finished gooning to Gran Alegria for the first timeI should have not posted her tummy so much today
>>568473000silly anon, dia is not the type to rape you—
>>568473541Hishi Amasex
>>568473580I intentionally missed it. Ain't no way is 150 carats worth half an hour of my time.
>>568472008sorry chud only lesbians sell
>>568473680post monthly fan count and club rating
>>568472997horse of the year again but on a global scale i'm not sure, unless i'm mistaken only european horses have won it, it's basically the beginning of a new era and maybe he gets the kita treatment post retirement, or orfevre's who knows
>>568472021I love autistic uma
>>568473523I would do this
>made a VB that's basically +-0.10 length on the gaslight sim as my s turf/mile smaru but she's A/Ahmm
>>568473602wait, you're not actively gooning to the umas you post here?
>>568473410>I didn't want to join in the V posting >Joins in the V postingThis schizo is more retarded every new thread
>>568473523fucking them while wearing their running gear is so fucking hot
>>568473481god damn it am i pulling for durandal now
>>56847378010mA+ (Mambo)
>>568473864especially if it's slightly drenched in sweat
>>568473819Not even the schizo but because you kept using that excuse every damn time someone calls you out.
>>568473131no it's not, because baiting shitposters are doing it for attention, and yelling at them only encourages them to keep doing what they're doing. How do you not see this? Do you honestly think that loudly complaining or calling them niggers and they should kill themselves is going to make them realize, "gee whiz, maybe I SHOULDN'T shit up threads and should contribute positively, after all!"? The only thing you should do if you see that sort of shitposting is to filter it. This is very simple and easy to understand. Do not engage, do not give them (You)'s. If you do not engage, and no one pays them attention, it stops being fun, baiting anons with shitposting. But you know what's fun, anon? Posting something dumb (like pic related) and then getting tons of (You)'s calling you a retarded shitposting nigger and you should kill yourself and livestream itIt's like you fucking tards don't understand a goddamn thing about human psychology
>train Taishin (soulless)>Finemo gives Speed Star at 300 Wit>train Pace ace (soulful)>no Speed Star at 800 Wit
>>568473780500k:D
>>568473949you talk like the schizo. Being so sure that he's "V" and all.
>>568471514>30M/month quotaI get about half that since I usually only do one career a day right now but starting to do two for the club will be easy. Should be able to bring in fans just fine.>156614953743
bwos real quick, how do you feel about focus + ttl + green for gw activation? 1.2k witcan choose another green (standard distance) (way over stam so doesn't matter) but unsure about the consistency
The Cafe alt doesn't look like a wedding dress but some alt Rice Shower
>>568473808I did it to one of the few doujin on sadpanda of her
>>568473995>I get 500k/careerbased uraGAWD
>>568473026Why is King Halo showing off the small of her back? Whore.
I just woke up is Wedding Genti real?!
>>568473951i ain't reading all that
>>568473026The Oguri one looks better than her Christmas one...
>>568473951tldr
>>568473951topro's tits are so fucking erotic
>>568473951I don't think you should be the one answering that question, especially all the while using NTR in your post. You really are not helping your case in here, if you're doing this on purpose.
>>568473951no one asked for your opinion V
>>568473934after race umapyoi it’s an unwritten rule
>>568474016My personal ranking is 3 greens > 2 greens + ttl + [2nd wit check activator] > 2 greens + ttl > everything else
>>568474016focus is bad (concenctration is a lot better) so IÄd rather take a green. if you miss taking the lead then you arent winning anyway, though 3 greens does mean groundwork will always activate immediately
>>568472997He is already a strong candidate for the Hall of Fame when he becomes eligible, so winning L'Arc makes him an instant inductee there + infinite mares of the highest quality possible
Grass Wonder's VA is a cute hag.
I goon to uma but I just use the art on pixiv that follows Cygames' guidelines no need for s*x a hot bod is enough
No one getting cake at the weddingGenti gonna eat it all
>>568474154>>568473873WAHOO ITS PRINCESS GENTLEWIFE on another beach!
The only thing gayer than discord drama is posting about it here.
>>568474036I wonder how cafe’s gloves feel
>>568474079because she's trying to show you that it's yours to grip and hold during umapyoi, and that you shouldn't treat her like some delicate princess, baka
>>568474094
>>568474276And I'll eat her cake
>>568474036now you can a threesome with both and they won't get mad
>>568473951>human psychology They're not human to begin with. Schizos are subhuman scum that should be harassed until they kill themselves. That's how we used to do it in the old days, hall monitoring works. But /uma/ is too fucking retarded to do anything about it other than help the schizos do whatever they want, the counter baking and following to the retard new thread is proof of it.
>>568473951You are actually very obnoxious and rilling up the schizos on purpose huh. I was doubtful but now I'm sure.>it's the skinwalker No. The skinwalker doesn't type long messages like this.
>>568473532Paying may have made the whole thing less awkward than it actually was desu
>>568474149Do not use Mambo in your post if you are not a Mambro
>>568474016bad. the highest chance a skill has to activate is around 80%. if you need both of those to activate it's 0.8*0.8, so a 0.64 chance for groundwork to work.
>>568473951I also failed reading comprehension in school and would like to give you a (you) for posting an uma I have an opinion on
chiyo cunny
>>568474421Mambo is for everyonet. Mambro
>>568474054>>568474323the ears look like big cushions, and I bet they're mega super soft
>>568474421bwo please do not be a part of the reason why these schizos complain about avatarfagging so much. That was an image reaction and even a meme.
I need umanko
>>568474154made for giving me a glove handjob while earlicking and nipple teasing
>>568474016>cope focus + lead + greenGrab the second green, focus will give you a slight failure chance>(way over stammed so doesn't matter)even if you get hit with the nefarious rushed + spot struggle?>>568474204>if you miss taking the lead then you arent winning anywayIf he's running extra fronts and lands in a 0 front race then that particular front doesn't have to win she just has to chase the leading one
>>568474527sprinters shouldn't have huge breasts
>>568474323I am become coomI'm definetely training pace chasers from now until eternity
>>568474430it's 92.5% though
>>568474421>only mambo members can post herMambros you're avatarfaging now?
>>568474421I'm in mambo and endorse his message
>>568470294its gonna be modeled exactly after the one Yutaka Take's wife wore. is Take married already?
Haha look at little FineMo go
>>568474659
>>568474527sprinters should have even bigger breasts
>>568473559i'm expecting one camera moment
>>568474202>>568474204>>568474430>>568474565okiii thanks!!! finally got everything I wanted
>>568474421your bitch is a freeuse whore that even reddit and tiktok has access to
If we get an /uma/ wedding, would it be streamed? Would there be betting?
and for dinner, rice spices and sausage
>>568474592her wedding alt is a late surger btw
>>568473951>>568474392Answering a question that wasn't meant for you, and even samefagging. Just how low can you go just so you can get attention from the threads.Maybe the schizos weren't even wrong about you.
>>568474094(you) are in her ult animation
>>568474796it's like we just helped give birth to the antichristwhat have we done?
>>568474518Well I think we need to gatekeep. Mambo is not for schizoids.t. Mambro
>>568474846tama.....
>>568474796Was this the same curren from the earlier pic with the good inspo? Nice!
I'm wondering how many concerts we will get in the future? The concerts are fun but rotating through the songs gets old after all
>>568474796cute currendo not join my room
>>568474754she cute
>>568474848>build uma for a specific style>create alt that specializes her for another running stylewhat the fuck is wrong with cygays?
>>568474149>>568474150>>568474392>>568474396way to prove my point, you fucking retards. I knew that just shitposting an NTR image would make people screech and get me attention while ignoring the substance of what I said and not engaging with it at all. So if I were after those sweet, sweet (You)'s, which the shitposters are, mission fucking accomplished. >hall monitoring worksno it doesn't. You will never bully these guys enough to make them stop posting, because >mom anons said mean things to me on the computer so I'm going to stop being annoyingis not something that has ever, ever happened.
when did the term ``schizo'' become a thing anywayI feel like it wasn't a thing 12 years ago
>>568474897>a unknown persons hand in a smoking with gloves is shown>trannies on twitter go "HAHAHA HETFAGS ON SUICIDE WATCH YURI ONLY CONFIRMED"
>>568474967Every story event and every anni and every scenario we get a new one
>>568474421>>568474932New Mambo lore. Apparently all Mambo posts are by Mambo and they all use her as their avatar here.
>>568474932We literally invented what being a schizo here was bwo
>>568475074>every story eeventthe fuck? where were the cheerleader concerts then?
>>568474863>Meds
>>568475051they had too much free time
>>568474848
>>568475042>schizo wasnt a thing 12 years ago??? its literally just slang for "schizophrenic". plus words get abuse to hell and back these days, making them lose all their meanings. see "nazi", "facist" or "anarchist". doesnt mean those words didnt exist 12+yo
Mambo danchou here, I'm schizophrenic and resent this discussion
>>568474863try again, retard
>>568475012>I-It wasn't me I'm not VNice fucking try V
You guys wanna make out?
CM144564 6074
>>568475042It started becoming a meme in 2020ish? It fell into the schizo = crazy and quirky = funny category. It had nothing to do with the actual mental illness, despite the timing of the meme suggesting otherwise.
>>568475305with tongue?
I have become Mambo, destroyer of words
>>568473951an ID counter would solve all of that, or most of it
>>568475316I'm too white for this
>>568475042Grats on being legally able to enter this site!
>>568475004
>>568475316>>568475316ot only fat and lacking in fitness, her carpet's also shit
>>568475237are you retarded or just pretending to not understand what I meant
>>568475316boobs too bigass too fat
watch out umama's here
>>568475310why normal mood?
>>568474848WHAT THE FUCK!!!
>>568475316
>>568475198I meant story chapter but I am retardedWe do sometimes get them for story events iirc, but not guaranteed
>>568475215>>568475051The global right wing overthrow can't come soon enough
>>568468362I prefer Dober as a card. She's cute.
>>568475316>>568475541Man that ass is fat in all the wrong ways...
>>568475305Stop that
>>568475567your orange retard is ensuring that the rest of the world stays away from right wing
>>568475567i cant wait for the world to burn
sorry but I can't even get erect to an Urara that is an adult w*man
>>568474848BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED
>>568475650reddit's over there bwo
>>568474848play say sike
You're all retarded
>>568475389>making an anonymous board less anonymous would solve the problemyou know what would also solve the problem? Not engaging with shitposting specifically designed to degrade the thread>umama>VI don't even know what the alleged drama is here, whether theses "personalities" are even real persons or made-up creations from a single schizo, but I do know that not a single post containing those two names has been good. Therefore, Don't Engage. It's the easiest fucking thing to do, so why can't you autistic fucks manage it?
I've got 140k carrots so I will spark the banner twice if I have to. I really want both Cafe and Gentil wedding alts.
>568475650>yournot everyone is a burger you mongoloid redditor
JP is introducing a feature to do parent runs automatically in the background, including when the app is closedset the races you want, and the skills to prioritize, and 30-40 minutes later you have a parent run done
>>568474848Guess I'll have to get her and use her as skin for pace Genti Worth it
>>568475730>le redditthe entire world hates your orange retard cult bro, even your own base is fracturing because everyone can tell your god emperor is a fucking moron
>>568475689
>>568474957at least I have meat this time last week it was just rice and spices...
>>568474620what is
>>568475815silly would say this and read that
>>568475820>Talk about this very thing with stego-anon the other day>Now it's suddenly a thing, except for realGoddamnit
>>568475316tits not big enough
>>568475074>>568475552waiting time it is>making an anonymous board less anonymous would solve the problemWorks on /qst/ just fine, and the offshoot 4chan site have it too, anons can't be trusted not to be retarded anyway so we are far past the "not engaging shitposting"
>>568475781Umama is just joining rooms, and was forced.V is in fact a hated personality and for a good and valid reason. Doesn't help that he's also rilling up the schizos on purpose making the threads even more unusable.
>>568474958it was! thank you for the good luck. feels nice to finally be done after all that grindingcan get started on 15 now frfr
need more hags
that part >>568475997 meant for >>568475781
>>568476094laurel isn't a hag she is a nubile young woman
>>568475997Blue boards should be less anonymous, that sole fact allows schizos and toxic shitposters to create a disgusting experience
>>568476078another rape, another night that nothing happened for Tracen
>>568476078We'll both drink milk tonight
>>568475012As someone that understands your points and ]likes you: you're too inflamed.You're too emotionally invested in how the thread handles one bad poster or another. Or how moderators handle things. Or wether the thread quality would improve if things were done a certain way.Let it go. Let go of your anger. It doesn't matter.It's a silly board thread about a game we all enjoy.You're only adding to the noise. Your fervor is misplaced. You're a cool anon. Don't identify with these passing emotions.
>>568475781>Therefore, Don't Engage. It's the easiest fucking thing to do, so why can't you autistic fucks manage it?oh you mean like you're not managing to do right now?
>>568475820The best thing Global could do is to implement this earlyBut we know they won'tThey did it once, it was fun, but never again something will be implemented early
>>568476041You're still seething even after a month huhRent free I guess
>>568476041Don't care. Didn't ask. Never going to register in my head how these names mindbroke you.
>>568475815In spirit you basically are just an americanized doomer rightoid. The right wing has been culturally assimilated by American schizophrenics. Young incels in thailand and japan alike are all thinking, "We have to invade Portland!" and never stop to consider if they're wasting their time.
>>568475520I'm trying to test in balanced conditions and not ultra favorable moodsbut there's no way to manually assign my umas low moods and others high
>>568476194Then use a trip. Go on. You can use a trip while still using the name Anonymous. You guys obviously want to but are such pussies about it. Just do it. Who cares if you get filtered.
>>568475316Why do westfats always ruin everything they touch
>>568475869as i said, https://www.reddit.com/r/UmaMusume/
>>568473026New Years doesn't seem as strict?
>>568475815what does it matter when you are still exactly the kind of retard that would get indoctrinated by fox news and internet chuds regardless of where you're living? you guys are actual fucking morons.
>>568475781You really shouldn't give advices if you actually don't know what's happening
>>568476094i'd make laurel a hag if she'd let me
>>568476432Okay. Thanks for hosting btw
MANT is going to finish before I even get MLB Flower Power wtf I even do my daily paid pulls every fucking day it isn't fair why me
>>568462216the problem is that lovcen himself is cracked at that (hopeful S.) if matsuyama put him behind sirius, but the horse has innate TTL and prefers front afaik
>742 replies>only 294 image slots usedlet's fix that
>>568476863I won't listen to a succubus
When does it get better?
>>568476863
Images?
>>568476454Nah, I'll just help accelerate the decadence of these threads until it gets destroyed or improved
requesting rooms next thread, if not I can host
>Background auto play is coming to chinese and korea servers on the same day as JP>china and korea are both 3+ years behind JP>Global isnt getting this?????????????????????????????????????????????????
>>568476939You took using avatars too far
>>568477006>complains>obvious solution presented>refusesAre you a woman
>>568476363I was trying to speak reasonable arguments to change the minds of those anons who keep engaging and inflaming the schizos here, like the yurinigger or the name-dropping retards spamming "V this" and "umama that" and "NTRfagging whatever the fuck". My goal (which has completely failed) was to convince anons that the most effective way to deal with shitposters you hate is to ignore them. keeping on like this would be counter-productive though, I've said what I have to say, it'd just be a broken record. If you want to encourage shitposters degrading the thread, I guess you can just go ahead and do it. Sigh.
>>568476939The game? Grand Masters is a bit better but from what I've heard the game doesnt truly start healing during L'Arc.The thread? Who fucking knows man. Hopefully when cm starts
>>568477042you WILL play MANTslop and you WILL rike it
>>568475762Not him but yes she has late surger skills.
>>568475316@umagrok is this a man?
>>568477042Aren't chinks and gooks way ahead of us
>>568476715You're just like me on Unity getting drip fed dailies for King Halo SR
>>568477114>Sigh.
>>568476925is there anything she can do to change your mind?
>>568477056wow, cute. cool too
>>568477134>>568477134>>568477134bread
>>568477195No, but she has an ugly pussy
>>568476969that's so fucking rude, guess someone is going to get raped tonight
>>568476925
>>568477107>obvious solution>only one or two get identified, rest remain anonymous, especially the problematic ones>thread remains shit or even worse because everyone will dogpile on the few that are identifiedAre you a retard?
>>568476293You're right, I was too frustrated. I've said everything I had to say, maybe one or two anons will be convinced. I need to learn how to create filters for certain terms and not just comments' full text and then my /uma/ experience will improve again. appreciate the thoughts anon, here have a Best Tomboy
>>568476969>>568477315translate it weeaboos
I don't want to do parent runs...
le sigh
>>568477367>has no idea how pioneering a culture works>too terrified of failing to stand up for something they believe inYou really are a woman. Sex?
>>568477446All the trainers are praising the best parts of their umas’ bodies (thighs, breasts, asses) but this npc trainer says she has nothing, she’s just skin and bones
>>568476402>pedo posternice opinion tranny
>>568477258I'm afraid of h- I-I mean.. I'm afraid not..>>568477335Seductress..
>>568477581Schizos are totally obeying the thread culture right now yeah, making a new one will surely force them to follow it as well.
>>568477581nta but what are you arguing for? a unique identifier for every anon in a thread like what /pol/ uses? How would the address the schizo problem? Wouldn't most anons just not filter and still complain?
>>568477728Cute retard. They would stand out amongst people who care about upholding the threads culture. The value of easily identifying the shitters would be extremely high.
>>568476454>>568477804nta but the point is identifying and hiding people who post in bad faith without relying on doing it manually/regex. Since, you know, there's no moderation and people just have to reply to low quality posts.It was one of the most requested features on the feedback form (LOL LMAO) for a reason.
>>568476939GL is better, GM is even better, Larc is shit and then it goes downhill again for a while. We'll see if global lasts this long.
>>568475237>plus words get abuse to hell and back these days, making them lose all their meaningsWhen I call thread schizos schizos, I mean these are delusional people who see enemies everywhere.
