Previous: >>568456139>Global Game NewsLink your account to Cygames iDCurrent Scenario: Make A New Track aka "Trackblazer"Current Rate Up: Wedding Curren Whore (3*), Wedding Fine Motion (3*), SSR Haru Urara (Power), SSR Ikuno Dicktus (Stamina)Current CM: Gemini Cup - Tokyo Turf 2400m Medium/Right/Spring/Sunny/FirmCurrent Event: The Promised Hour>Schedule05/07 - New Legend Races05/10 - Mejiro Palmer (3*), Matikanefukukitaru (SSR), Rice Shower (SSR)05/10 - Taurus Cup - Medium/Left/Spring/Firm/240005/18 - Wedding Curren Whore (3*), Wedding Fine Motion (3*), Haru Urara (SSR), Ikuno Dictus (SSR)05/18 - The Promised Hour Story Event05/28 - Inari One (3*), Admire Vega (SSR), Sakura Chiyono O (SSR)05/31 - Gemini Cup - Medium/Right/Spring/Firm/2400https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Red Desire (3*)New Scenario "Beyond Dreams" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/umamusume/>Thread Clubshttps://beta.uma.moe/circles/621455171You must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /vma/ or /v/ma in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://umalator.app/docs/#READMEGame databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://uma.guide/guidesFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.topSeiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUmamusume Birthday Calendarhttps://ウマ娘.攻略.tools/events/birthdayUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyzCustom Stickershttps://schizo.farm/resources/stickersFind borrowshttps://chronogenesis.net/friend_search
>>568477042Yes Cygames hates global and has hated global ever since Priconne failed this is why we arent ever getting cool qol
Alright let's get some rooms going then307184403071844030718440
>>568477134A fine morning to wake up to!
Duramente is kind of cool and sexy
>>568477345>umama already inside So it's real he's doing it on purpose
BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>JP KR and CN are all getting background autoplay the same day>Global which is only a few months behind CN in terms of content, gets NOTHINGwhy is global in the cuckchair
>>568477345>"Lets get some rooms going">It's a single roomnot a good look for cyclops posters
>>568477543that was literally never in doubt bwo
>spe-chan favorite to win>get to 4th place, lost to kingI hate special week
Digitan LOVE
happy birthday to super creek
>>568477345WTF IS THAT TAIKI
I'm on a mission to filter all avatarfags until the only images I can see are game screenshots
>>568477580You thought the monicker "cyjews" was gratuitous?
>>568477580Play MANT forever you stupid cuckold
I want to be called a moid by Dober but I don't want to be creepy.
>>568477543Literally every room is 6/9 because he's in every one of them. He's also joining instantly and doesn't give others a chance.The sweepyfag is also reserving him a spot in his lobbies.
Tasty ramen.
Attention please!>King Halo Wife.That is all.
>uma post rooms>Im wayyy out of my element with my s+ acesEvery time
>>568477580mant and gl aren't optimal to autoplay
>>568477428who is this and how do I have sex with her
/uma/'s biggest mistake was accepting pigs
he's back...
>>568477945>We can't just autoplay URA as to do events or farm fans, or train retard league aces
>>568477939Host third-rate rooms then
>>568478030
Do you guys play uma in public?
Post Eishin going commando
I wish I could get a tail hug but my tail drags behind me and is too long, heavy, and scaly to make it work
>>568477345Very close duel between Taiki and Pasa but Taiki takes the first one!760670137606701376067013>>568477635Nyooo... On a serious note, I would love to host multiple rooms at the same time but it's a lot of work for all the results, plus it'd be the same racers repeated for 3 rooms if it's always the same host>>568477721Very powerful! Although I always expect the UG Oguri to steal it when she's around...
>>568477892Temptress
>>568478049Did that a few timesThe mean piggies go in to club seals still
Is Grand Live better than MANT? More fun and quicker?
>>568477904
>>568478041touché
>>568477945It doesn't matter, what matters is that it's just another fucking feature that 3 other version of the game get, 2 of them years early, that we don't.
>>568478025t. open league loser
>>568477690She's now 41 years old.
>>568478103This is my OC, Olivia Clark
>>568477580>>Global which is only a few months behind CN in terms of content, gets NOTHINGThat's not what gametora says
>>568477690
and just like that the thread is fixed
>>568477513Can you do your parent runs now?
>>568478131>no mile maven takennyooooooooooooooooooooooooticing
have you already decided what your future paid uma selectors will go into? i'll start>2.0 anni: zenno rob roy>2.5 anni: laurel or neo universe>new year before 3.0: cheval grand>3.0 anni: vivlos>3.5 anni: ninja creek or calstone>4.0 anni: valentine machan>4.5 anni: chrono genesis>5.0 anni: buena vista
>>568477939That's why I don't join rooms lmao
>>568478137More fun is arguable, it's a lot of RNG. A lot quicker though since it's just training without optional races
>>568478131>umama inside the room again Do you niggas enjoy playing against the same teams over and over again. Just practice runner at that point jesus
>>568477892roreru rabu!
>>568477923YOUR WIFE KEKED MY SPE FROM WINNING THE TRIPLE CROWN AIEEEEEE
Dura cuteDura strongDura sexy
>>568477916Cute Journey
>>568478414gwo your cocks?
>>568478283
>>568478327>4.0 anni: valentine machanYou can't get a valentine uma with a selector
>>568478103If I got my back to a wall yes
>>568478414Should have supported the first-rate Umamusume instead.
>>568478103Yes. During my 40-mimutes walk post lunch I play 2/3 of a career.
>>568478127>too long, heavy, and scaly to make it workargonian?
>>568478327I haven’t even decided what my 1.0 selectors will go to
>>568478327I'll just keep swapping and rolling.
>>568478135You can set the room cap to S+ and below, you know
>>568478483it's not mant bwo, I want a
>>568478284I tried that but removing a single letter fucks up the catalog and i'm too lazy to input /uma/ everytime
>>568477543>>568478360told you he's being obnoxious on purpose. the hate wasn't made up.
>>568478103yes (I hide it if anyone is near me)>>568478536>Gentiledonna>Unfading Cattlesounds right
I still haven't spent these yet
>>568478536>footholdhmm
>>568478131Christ that's a strong Taishin, taking notes...496730974967309749673097
>>568478284I'm a bit curious. Is it possible to set filters for specific threads? What I filter here is different from what I'd filter in other generals.
>>568478586jewish...
>room is made>someone enters many rooms>REEEEEEEEEEE WHY YOU JOINING A ROOMI swear this place is full of toddlers
>>568478327All of you won’t be here 5 years from now
>>568478504henry handsome derby's timeline says anni selectors by that point have pools up to valentine banners. was it a lie?
>>568478787>maru being 2cm in front of curry so got cucked out of angling just about
>>568478103Why not?
post something cute
>>568478536>lateCYGAMES WHAT THE FUCK MY PULL PLANNERINOS!!!!
>>568478738aren't the only good SSR's those can be used on Kitasan, Creek, and Finemo?
>>568478787>9th fave>win
>>568478103I play it every time I go to the gym
>>568478738Same
>>568478787>already inside Really now>>568478797The point is to give others a chance to join. There isn't even a point joining the same matchup every time and wouldn't simulate a random CM lobby at all.
>>568476582i miss when chiyo posters werent liberal trannies
cm14. Thought it didn't matter whether I pick victoria, nhk or yasuda kinen so I picked the one I like the most.One race per player, just looking to grab practice targets and to see if a CM12 finalist is good enough253460434673052077082355
>>568478797He could at least give others a chance to join you know. That's literally the only reason why everyone's seething at him.
>>568478103yessu. with volume to the max when i'm in a mall and about to pass a group of women walking the opposite way i am
>>568478103Minimum brightness at the gymI already look like a creeper so it doesn't matter what people think
>>568478923I thought that one went to wit nature. I don't remember as I spent it on Fine several months ago.
>>568478905
>>568478327I'm using the 2nd one on NY Dia and the NY before 3.0 anni ticket on Halloween Kris Sex but aside from that I dont really know
>>568478483sorry forgot I set the auto on >>568478607, I'm doing the Aoharu cup, not mant so sadly no clock option>>568478531I already have an onsen with the first-rate wife, but I have another 30 something umas to collect onsen baths with
>>568478738>>568478979why??? just use them, the pool of cards you can seelct won't change
>>568478787>MLB NTR, Neicha, CB, Vega>MLB KSB, VB, Biko>MLB KSB, Bakushin, FMBBUUUUHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
>>568478586Yesss... My Tamrielic name is Plays-With-Horses.
>>568479023Remember when the chiyotranny told us election fraud is an impossibility
>>568478536>LateBASED BASED BASED BASED>>568478789>0 5 10 5 10as schizophrenic as the character and her entire fanbase
>>568478831YeppersI was wrong
>Cafe has a Valentines alt AND a wedding altWhat did Cygames mean by this?
>>568478923I already have those all at MLBMy best use is probably power vodka
>>568479282paizuri
>>568478791I don't think that's possible. Most posts with "NTR" are not worth reading and almost nobody is typing "V" outside of here so I don't care if some innocent posts get filtered if it means this thread is usable
>>568479023Chiyo posters have always been liberal trannies. And they probably always will be.
>>568479113>UMAMUSUME PREETEEE DAHBEEE in public
>>568478605Do that I dare you
>>568478536>latenyo.... please tell me she's le bad....
>>568479383post the webm
>>568479082>One race per player
>>568479023and i miss when american conservatives weren't a bunch of trailer trash lemmings being led into the river by the pied pedophile of hamelin
>>568479354ahhh, so pic related then, I kind of figuredwell then it doesn't matter.
>>568479285what is this a tier list of
>>568478923no point using it unless you can get your desired card to MLB>>568479113>>568479392https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hgZAWbN5SZg
>>568479185>Look up this person's art on danbooru>Old FE works include female corrin x Takumi ship artHm
>>568478787I'd like to unsub my Pasa from the 2nd place subscription, thank you very muchAlso it's the 2nd time Neicha procs unique but can't catch up to the front cause they have too big of a lead, soul crushing...313936083139360831393608>>568478834Hey at least she's not solo fronting this time around...
REDPILL ME ABOUT NTRWHY ARE HER TITS SO MASSIVE
>>568479341she's like top5 most popular umas
>>568479285ForgivenHave some boobs
>>568479082man that second race was awful. Just frontslop seeing who had the best starting gate time and passed his ddpp wit checks
>>568479584of sex addiction susceptibility
>>568479584
>>568479648>gw whiffcosmetic wit...but true and real>>568479082should've done all 3 of them since 3 rooms
>>568479372Any way to fix this or just unhide and manually search?Funny how this thread stops being worth it if it takes two extra clicks to join it
>>568479584A tier list of the best umas you can get with the selector ticket by distanceI guess left are the strongest
Speak
I want to train a good falco, but my only groundwork pasa parent is 5* speed 2* late surger so I give up before trying
>>568479647>Look up this person's art on danbooru>All the current art is nothing but male toreina x CBhm
Chiyo post
>>568479589right, but if you've got 2 selectors, and if you've been playing you probably have crystals too. So it's likely they're either a) buhi who already has MLB or.......actually no it's probably a piggy
>>568479812no one bounces like that
>>568479812tranny
>>568479648This nigga just spam joins rooms to lose every time
>>568479927pedophile protector
>>568479664Multiple impregnations by old ojii-sans like me since childhoodWorth every minute
Tokyo turf 1600m548810915488109154881091
>>568479812disgusting liberal
>>568480010nobody cares v
>>568479717I just click the show button
i wonder why Fine isnt coworkers with Ines already
>>568479696Why are Laurel and Maya low tier?
men and their ________
Do rightoids really think they hold any kind of ground when their champion is literally Epstein's best friend and literally every day a pardoned J6er is convicted for sexually assaulting a minor?
>>568479852or I have 0LB Creek and I'm waiting for her rerun......
>>568479648>Complaining makes you winWhat the fuck bwos is this the secret tech??317206333172063331720633
>>568480131because it's (you) who's going to get addicted instead
>>568480168Desire to see the fastest racist.
>>568480131They're already there so they're not very susceptive by default
>>568480168men are only good for whats in their pants
>>568480216bro no one cares this is a gacha game general
>>568479082resultshttps://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=ZjcIk5i_ytYi20OU8odj8-9Fhttps://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=Juk1lUdPnQGdntjn9MPDoOuWhttps://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=NkzyQFJCF_m9XDxbkjdwxCrK>front curren
>>568480131You can’t get a succubus addicted to sex
>>568480332is the fish in the pot?
>>568480293Obviously people care since they keep responding to me instead of just reporting me for off-topic. They can't bear to not defend their pedophilic Israel dicksucking faggot.
>>568480346why not? isn't it basically like food to them? and I'm addicted to eating
>>568480462hey don't lump my people in with him
>>568480319>whiffed early lead on BoboWell that explains it. Thanks for hosting and posting
>>568480521Teiobro...
>>568479897I bounce like that.
>>568479779Straight female artists are scary...
>>568480446yes
>THE FINEMOTION TRANNIES ARE FROM UMASREAL
>>568480248Alright nevermind>Reverse podiumWell that's a first...144557681445576814455768
>>568480319>vodka hits radiant star AND ff frame 1
I saw that old maru pic on twitter...
>>568480319>>568480813
>>568480216can’t wait for the American Freikorps
>>568480691funny some of the best otaku artists are femalee.g. YUKIMI
Tokyo turf 1600m, again481395384813953848139538
Of course the retarded avatarfaggot V isn't posting results
I'd join more rooms but I only have Open umas and someone bitched that I was wasting their time
>>568480950Maybe post results like a normal person?
Who are the cutest posters?hard mode: no finemoposters or kitaposters
>>568478923don't brick yourself
>>568479536Me holding Kitaposters
The Ramen scenario is secretly a ploy for Fine Motion to refill her Ramen Dungeon with lab rats!
>>568481082>worrying about what anons are saying
>>568481207NPC posters.
>>568481082>someone bitched that I was wasting their timeFuck that guy, if you want to test your open umas against the big bois it's all good, it's the best stress test for them.
>>568481012I love my wife
>>568481207buonoposters are always wholesome, maybe because they're so rare
>>568481207taishinposters
>>568481207imo tahboposters
>>568481082You're potentially wasting spots so that anon was at least right although harsh
>>568481293Where is the Meekposter...?
>>568481207Helios posters
>>568481424meanwhile there's constantly a 6/9 problem here already...
>>568481447Other board
>>568481485I do this
>>568479638
>>568481424nah fuck off and die
>>568481207That one Anon who hates it when I post "puppy-chan" unprompted is cute to me. Along with the ones who ask for a followup to that Sirius greentext.
>>568481447I don't know, but I bet he's fine and not kidnapped and also, I had nothing to do with it.
>>568481515Everyone stopped bothering because of umama taking all the spots.
>>568481207>(((finemoposters)))
>>568481207This guy is just looking for the next poster to falseflag as. If you reply truthfully, he'll ruin their reputation.
>>568481207targeting is not cool...
>>568480807Tamtam from downtwon!Taishin still at 0 wins in 2 days, incredibly grim...271353302713533027135330
>>568481640Some of us are fine!
>>568480226Possible, but unlikely.
>>568481207I'm pretty sure everyone hates this poster, but I find the skinwalker NTRposter very cute, or at least very uplifting to reply to despite the already bad name he's skinwalking as.
>>568481753You owe me sex
>>568481259The two siblings have the most beautiful eyes.
>>568481207If you're recognized as a (name)poster you are an avatarfag
>>568481792what do you mean unlikely
I HAVE A DREAM THAT ONE DAY WE WILL LIVE IN A GENERAL WHERE THEY WILL NOT BE JUDGED BY THE CHARACTER OF THEIR POST BUT BY THE CONTENT OF THEIR POST
>>568481608You’re the most evil poster on this board
Thanks for joining the races, I will host more later tonight. I've got shit to do.
>>568481212>don't brick yourselfby doing what your image suggests? OK, I won't>t.already have mlb kita and creek
>>568481950You know nothing of this board.But thanks for the laugh.
>>568481928If you're cum eater Teiobro, you're one of the good ones.
>>568482015W hosts
>>568481928*This post was sponsored by the umassad and Epsatono*
This is it.
>>568481718madness
>>568481753Fine, indeed.
>>568481821but that's not a skinwalker thoughbeit?
>>568481882I mean post deck. I just find it unlikely you'd have mlb Kitasan and/or mlb Finemo but 0LB Creek AND 2 selectors. You should have 3 rainbow crystals, as well. What did you use yours on?
scottish horse doko
>>568482285sharing is caring!too bad we got assblasted anyway
>>568482301fuck off sharteen
>>568481718Guess I can always remake the Taishin, haha...The better Taishin takes it!1 or 2 more882304128823041288230412>>568482285The front competition is ferocious...
>>568481821The hate that skinwalker get is undeserved.
>>568481821Clearing the name of a character you care about is good
Your response?
rooms
>>568482301I'm definitely sure it is. The way he type is different and he had his own cropped reaction images.
>>568482465
>>568482015>>568482153Kill yourselves attention whores
>>568482569Kill yourself attention whore
>>568482465Deploy ze triple fronts
>>568482569you first
>>568482617umommy
>>568482653I can understand Laisu not wearing a bra but Finemo really should wear them.
>>568482627>race is literally already going>haha lets just change the entire fieldretarded front faggot
>>568482653You're an annoying avatarfag that enables shitters like V too
>>568482627>fronts>winning against 1.18 accel
Of these 12 bride alts:3 Stallions8 Mares1 Fine Motion (Intersex)
>>568482932>1 Fine Motion (Intersex)literally me
>>568482352Why would I brick myself spending my crystals on Creek when I'm already planning on pulling on her rerun with CB and why are you being so mean to me...
>>568482850
>>568483014
>>568483014Kill yourself avatarfag
>>568481821Yeppers iirc that one at least had the decency to avoid schizos and if he doesn't, he goes along to their insults instead of fighting back. Meanwhile the NTRfag is just obnoxious all over and baits the schizos.
>>568482932killsex/marrykillsex/marrypedobaitSEXSEXSEXsex/marrydont carei prefer her sistersexsexMEGA SEX MARRY
>>568482427Double bride on the podium with a bit of hag added onto itLast one, deploying Mambo482155874821558748215587
>>568482465Figure out the player's timezone and avoid queueing with him
Yae
>>568482259"Intelligence training" with the Satonos!
>>568483179>>>>>>>>>>>creek
>>568481620
>>568482992>why should I use crystals on Creek when I want the CB banner rerunyou shouldn't, honestly. Do you still have them? They'll be useful for Ramonu and Pasa (recommend not using them for Tachyon, assuming you're pulling her, she falls off after GL if anons weren't lying)>why are you being meanI wasn't trying to be, best of luck with CB/Creek, hope you get MLB both in 400 pulls.
>>568482642Maruchang love
>>568483151>he goes along to their insultsHe literally named himself "B" for BBB and most of the time shuts down the schizos. Funny fag.
Your Seiun Sky got 8th in her latest race, and then immediately took a nap on your couch. What do you do?
>>568481447Meekposter was the only actual schizo (as in schizophrenia) this general has gotten and I loved him
>>568483131
traffic jam
>>568483510That little niggy was funny.Unity was the best time to be in /uma/ even if the scenario itself was dogshit.
>>568481928Despite being 13% of the thread population Teiobros account for 50% of the bad posts in /uma/
>>568483510Same. I actually loved interacting with Meekschizo because of how incomprehensible he was
>>568483510Meekposter literally never left. They just stopped using Meek.
>>568483603mfw traffic on the commute to work
I have yet to make one ace because Professor of Curvature, NN and Daring strike refuse to appear on the same run along with good stats for some fucking reason, it's literally like trying to get the stars to align
>>568483616>>568483525Funny how all you can do is spam the avatar and won't even do basic things like post a room result
>>568483495Ejaculate on her fat butt and don't clean up the cum stains afterward
>>568483510>>568483660>>568483709Meek poster is the ntrfag retards
>>568483179Fronts almost fully dominate!Thanks for joining, I shall maybe attempt to make a good Mambo and a better Taishin, perhapsMaybe more rooms later!>>568483603>>568483738Oh that's what happened, the absolute blockage
>>568483915you are fucking retarded
>>568483915Wrong one.
>>568483915And now we're polluted with these smelly retards who think they are funny or le epic trolls.
>>568483957>dueling front runners are faster than pace chaserslollmao
>>568483957thanks for hosting! need to lay for a bit now
>>568484107>Creek's the only one with a label while everybody else just has generic sound effects floating around themWhat did they mean by this?
why is the creek avatarfag never talked about why is it always only the ntrfag and no other jpfag why is it always only those two schizos aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Is this good enough for Cafe?
Gaslight me on this card.
>>568484107
>>568484323scenario card so you're forced to get it
Wow, you guys actually managed to make this thread worse than the last one. Bravo
>>568484295>Mayano SRlmao enjoy reaching orange just after senior summer
Relying on Fine Motion for Speed Star is fucking awful
>>568481207I find the Maya poster who always run her wedding alt very cute
>>568484408Was there ever even a doubt it'll be better
>>568484408shut the fuck up eu turd threads are always worse than the last
>>568483914Unfortunately, the scent wakes her up and now you are pinned to the ground. Should have planned it better, Torena-san.Bad End (#04 of #05)Try again?
>>568484295To finish her career? YeahTo compete in pvp? No
>>568484416I don't had any decent stamina cards ;_;
>>568484408Next thread will be worse
>>568484295Cafe has 30% stamina growth, get a wit card.
>>568484323cygames wasn't content with scamming players with throne so they deployed a second scamkeep in mind jps had no foresight and they just blew it all on ramonu so they were basically forced to paypig for this
>>568484394my plans...
>>568484507>pinned down by Sei>Bad EndNo such thing!Anyway I'll try again in just a second, gotta do something
>>568484416But Maya is always orange
>>568484468You know, some trainees don't have to gamble for Speed Star, and also have a golden green relevant to this CM.
>>568484660
>>568484537>>568484567Not even team trials?
>>568484727You're right. Cheer Halo is an option!
>>568484727And other trainees I can train.
>>568484624blowing it all on Ramonu is what we're gonna do even with foresight tho
>>568484234Why?
>>568484408>NTRfag leaves the thread>thread gets worse anyway This is what you get for enabling schizos
>stegotranny in the threads >after V "left"V is such a joke
>>568484770that's a bad deck for TT you want to take more SSRs eg the free Suzuka stam for conc = free points
>>568484764
>>568484860you hooooooooooarded in preparation for both thoright?
>>568484660>>568484764stop posting this cute boy
>>568485007
>>568484764stay gold is so impregnateable
>cyjews went full (You)xTrainee with the new GentildonnaI kneel. I can't wait for her 2030 global release
>>568485231Real ones know the OG image. This is a pale imitation
>>568484323>need MLB for 10 TEme think I'm going to perma borrow this card if Cygames don't give us free pulls
>>568484323Perma borrow for 4 months
>>568483495rape her feet with my nose
>>568485303zero chance global doesn't EoS before then
>100+ filtered posts Nice thread globaltards
>>568485051No. Ancestors is a borrow.
>>568484909no one will believe you V even if you keep spamming this narrative just like with your "test" bake thread
>>568485051I should have enough to spark the scenario card but I'm thinking of perma borrowing it. Don't know if there's any niche must borrow cards during GM
>>568485303
>>568485408fat fuck
>>568485408and youre just as pathetic for announcing your filters
>>568485397Surely we will be able to transfer account right? haha....
>>568484234but ur my room rival...
>make a full pacegawd plan>cygames makes wedding gentil a L*te
>>568485273
>>568484909>leaveslol
die /uma/
>>568485632Cute boy
>>568485408everyone knows that's you V you just can't stop yourself from using avatars
>>568483495Put a blanket over her then go back to planning the training schedule (I am making her work twice as hard after that loss)
>>568484234No problem, thanks for joining!>>568484068Huh, bizarre stuff really, the way this game works still escapes me sometimes...
>>568485475>>568485632ssssssssssssssseeeeeeeeeeeeeexxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Alright lets count how many schizos we've had>V>Umama>Chiyonigger>Finefag>Scatjeet>Teiobuhi>Mirakofag>Meekschizo>Anti-JP nigger>TotopoWho am I missing?
>people care more about the stupid wedding outfits than the fact they're getting fucked in the ass by cygames and their obvious anti-global agenda
Ancestors is a perma borrow, but then you need to roll on Jungle Pocket.Fucking Cyjews. Glad I’m quitting.
>>568485776forgot yourself faggot
>>568485883me on the right
>>568485776>didn't make the listPhew, I've finally been forgotten
>>568485446erm but what if i need to borrow literally anything elselike what do you do in longslop CMs?
>>568485776all me btw
>>568485883this except with luna and buebeu and its my mouth instead of my finger
>>568485973you cry
>>568485776Aelred, Keb and Neth too
>>568484909>leaves explain this fag then >>568485408>>568485776Allenaryanxwobin ryanfagstegotranny
>>568485397nta but what makes you think so?
next day will be better
>>568485973I don’t know. Double spark A&G if you want.
>>568485937Ancestors is the least required group card, its CM specificMejiro Ramonu comes a couple weeks before and is far more impactful
>>568485973You use your Creek that you MLBed with SSR selectors nigger
>>568485883wish that was me except positions swapped and my penis instead of my ear
>schizo means anon I don't like / ignores and doesn't ERP backDon't water down the word retard.
>>568485408Nice gut, fatso
I am READY for CM14.
we need more than 240 legacy slots
Tannhauser or Nature? Ikuno or Turbo? Sounds or Royce?
>>568486026Wouldn't call Ryanfag a schizo, also what did A do? The other ones are valid
>>568486363she definitely poked a hole in that
>>568486379tanhoizah
>>568486192shut up you facist liberal nazi
>>568486478Wanna kiss?
>>568486363
Cygames will keep Ramonu and Ancestors banners separate because they hate Global and they hate (You).
You make sure to borrow from your mutuals right /uma/?
>>568486478>Announcing a report
>>568486116
should I have mapo tofu or curry udon for dinner tonight?
>>568486616Y-yes... *chu*...
>>568486732Eat your vegetables.
>>568486739lmao faggot
I have never kissed someone on the lips
>>568486478>announcing report
>>568486809*fondles your butt*I did not like that
>>568486712that's rape
>>568486817*chu*
>>568486809It's all your fault... I've never felt this way about anyone before...
>>568486973can't rape the willing
Anyone have that Super Creek pits pic? You know... THAT one
>>568486817My sister had a kiss bug for a while and she kissed me on the lips while I was asleep and taunted me about it and I ran to the bathroom to wash my mouth.
Gold City feet in my mouth
>>568487061I want Sunday Silence to touch me inappropriately.
anyone here have any VIDEO GAME imagery? you know... THAT ONE!
Man it's so weird doing special week's career after doing Ines Fujin, Fujin takes at least several events until the whole plotline involving her mom/twin sisters gets solved, with special week she basically panics seeing the recording of grass' race, (you) calm her down on the training track and done, all solved.spe-chan is cute but still, the difference is funny to think of, hell mun is a 2 star and her story is longer even if not ultra dramatic in the career mode
>>568487085Thats kinda hot, I wish I did something with mine...
>>568486946>>568486904Jokes on you nothing will happen
>>568486973Can't be rape if I preemptively propose and give my full consent to her
>>568487187It was just stupid kid stuff anon, there was nothing hot about it.
>>568486790I think the udon has more vegetables so I'll have that then. Although I could just get a seaweed salad on the side...
Your Matikanefukukitaru is very busy writing down names. She also hasn't been winning races since the Kikuka Sho. Do you say something to her, or let it slide?
>>568486817Do teachers and family count?
I forgot to do the 10th run for the last set of missions before it expired...fuckign bricked as hell. Uninstalling soon
>>568487061>haha cafe your tummy out >poke~>wake up in bed not knowing what happened the day before
sex with shotasuma for me?
>>568487138Here you go!
>>568486709
>>568484263Satono Crown!
>>568485525Sorry he only has one room rival & it's meGet someone else!!!
>>568487339
>>568487378Yeah keep those arms up
18 more days of farming Taiki Shuttle provided Curren doesn't choke.
>>568486478>>568487203
>>568478103You guys are faggots, I play it everyday on the commute and enjoy myself whether or not people are watching. Yes I run S.Maru in public, problem?
>>568487614Hey rudolf! >spoosh
>>568487571Taiki doesn't want to cooperate. Gonna go with the jailbait horse now.
>>568487639Some of us need to act mysterious and nonchalant to rizz up the huzz, playa
>>568487363>>568487639>letting others watch you play cringe weeb shitlmao cringe
>>568478103Played an entire MANT career when I went to renew my ID because making an online appointment actually does fuckall and you still have to queue
>>568487702Duramente's fat fucking tits
>>568487082
>>568487728Go back normalfaggot
MARRIAGE WITH MANHATTAN CAFE
>>568487237So? You telling me you wouldn't your sister if she was hot?
Duramente is a sexy autist
>>568487771Oguri would do this.Kind of a waste though, she could be getting Creek milk straight from the source instead.
>>568487815stop sounding so mad next time lmao
>>568487853No, I don't think I would. I remember when she used to piss her bed, man.
>>568486817Same, am 41
>>568486817Have you tried men?
>>568487961
>>568487828Indeed
>>568487771I need all variations of wakipai licking
>>568487085This isn't real. Wake up
>>568487919Ningenpyoi with Directah
>>568487991That's hot too. You're just a faggot, Chiyoanon.
>>568488147
>>568487141When people said that later career stories they really meant it
>>568487991How old are the both of youOr if you're not comfortable answering that how big is the age gap between the two of you
Brainlet or Mega Brainlet?
urara being a legacy makes a lot more sense as to why she's even at tracen
>>568488129For a majority of my childhood I was actually led to believe she was my cousin, but then I was told later on that she was an abandoned baby who was legally adopted by my father and raised by my aunt. It wasn't until adulthood that I realized the truth was probably that she was my dad's illegitimate daughter and likely a contributing factor to my parents' divorce.
>>568488137Her ears! Her ears!
>>568487728why would you care if someone watches you
>>568488408Hot. I would give you another sibling.
>>568488238*are betterfuck
>>568488572What is wrong with you
>>568488638Does Satono Crown also have a complex about her ears?
>>568488880me on the right
>>568488860Youre not allowed to post that
>>568488408>Dad knocks up a whore>Whore is gonna abandon the baby>Dad adopts the whore's baby>Whore baby starts slutting it up with her own half brotherWhore is literally in your sisters dna.with active gene expression.
>>568488459why would you care for what others (4channer) think?
>>568488880fuck off umama
>>568488820Shut up and kiss me, faggot.
>curren has a black Wedding dressWHORE SLUT>cafe has a black Wedding dress*crickets*
such a massive star piece icon
Any umas that would bang their brother?
>>568488408Crazy stuff. No wonder you're here.
>>568489098it has something to do with curren actually being a hoehope that helps
>>568488860
>>568489123Nice Nature
I find it funny that half of the wedding cafe art is either >lovey dovey with hand holding to>fall into darkness with me
>>568487237Did she ever see your pp?
>>568489123All inumusume would be brocons
>>568489137Now THIS is the good stuff
>>568489098Cafe is a stallion so she's pure by default.
Uma x Shota incest...
>>568488860Pokke needs to be flatter also this art looks off
>>568489098Cafe is the black swordsman of uma.
>>568489282this
>>568489271Anon, any siblings growing up close in age have seen each other's PP and CNY
Hate the clock tax
>>568488860I don't think Manhattan Cafe would approve these experiments happening in the same room as her.
>>568489374Sunday man looks like she'd assault you.
>>568489401It doesn't count if you were younger than 10 yo btw
boysex
>>568489401I wish I had a sister whose cunny I could see every day...
>>568489401My sister hasn't seen me naked since before I was like 3 years old
>>568489209What I think is the funniest is >Daughter comes out>Bride comes out next patch It's like you knocked cafe up now you have to take responsibility for the red desire you created with her.It really is a power move. If you rolled for red desire you're now obligated to marry her mom just 2 weeks later.
>>568488860>>568489462
>Forget talismeme on a 97%>Saved by the acupuncturist
>>568489098cafe's is not even a wedding dress
>>568489732I would unironically run anshinzawa occasionally if she had any rb
no horny
whats a good taiki build for someone who doesnt own FM or NN?
Sweep is not sexy
>>568489562she probably does and you don't even realize it's happening
>>568489716Holy shit you’re right. Based cygames for allowing us to marry Cafe (and Sunday silence)
>>568488238>>568488587I mean, I'm aware the later stories get better but how come there is so much difference in quality between king and special week when they both released together?
>>568489907as usual, the best cards you have on 2 speed 2 power 2 wit
>>568484660Seeex
>>568481928>tu>tp
Your most hated game """mechanic"""?For me it's support chains not finishing, literally 10x worse than not proccing distance S.
I am the raped....
>>568489874no promises
>>568490039is hitting 601 guts possible with that or should I skew inheritance with it? think the current build it KSB, NTR, flower, SSR sunday, R tachyon and borrow FM
can i cope my tamamno does not have mile S
>>568488970I strongly believe that whoring is genetics too
>>568489874Worst horse
>>568490143I hate almost everything about the gameplay. I'm just here for the sex and the music.
>>568490143biko magnet
>>568490326GIVE ME MORE BOBOSEXO
huh?
>>568490143SameAt least with distance S it's over by early senior year
biko mentioned
Why are we still stuck with covid tier gameplay?
>i hate this game>im just here to goonas are 90% of the thread
smile for the camera /uma/
>>568490231
>>568489264
I am sexually attracted to Biko Pegasus
>>568489982We can only speculate. I would assume they have several writing teams, and they weren't all on the same page early on (or just the direction of the franchise was not clarified enough yet) and, as such, they held back on drama, etc.
>>568490589I want to FUCK tanuki rudolf
>>568490597Is jordan that big....
>>568490413Ded gaem.No more casuals to bloat the rankings.
>>568490238you have more important things to care about than 600 guts if you dont have good wit cards
>CM15 is XGuri slop>CM16 is SPRINT BASED>CM17 is XGuri vs COPANO RICKEY>CM onwards is XGuri vs WHO CAN DEFEAT XGURIWHY IS RICKEY GOOD INTO XGURI
>>568490589
>>568490729Yeah Rickey is good if you can get 7 greens LMAO
>>568490718I know I guess. I'll suffer until the sexmaru/FM banner and rain of wit cards afterwards, its what I signed up for
Cafe's new ult gave me chills, that's such a good scare
>>568490472Hot
>>568490634
Schizo is gonna freak out for this one
how usable is inari juan not counting oshi status?
wow my cock is hard haha... opsies
An Umadol must always be ready
MOE POWER FULL MAX
>>568491130>Light Hellowhoa
my kingu forever
>>568490671Yeah...
Consider: Uma Wife.
>>568491320SEX SEX WITH RETARDS
>>568491327>she sings for (You)
>>568491327Yes, I already have one
>>568491130Can't wait for the NTRfag to spam the thread
>>568489935GIWTWM
why is chiyoposter allowed to post his whole family lore here without any pushback
>>568491441Look at the blush on her cheek. Love really is in the air. Groovy.
>>568486019neither of those three are schizos your retarded faggot, one's into NTRing his own club, the other quit, and the third's a powertripping fukufag
which posters got the biggest cocks, on average?
>>568491536If you have a problem with my /uma/bf you have a problem with me. Are we gonna have to take this outside?
So when is the new JP scenario coming out? I want to confirm if nigger umas are not in the new scenario since I might as well quit the game now if they are
>>568490729No one maybe a lucky twerked out Bourbon/Maru when it's not a stam nuke map
>>568486074ignore him, I asked him that last threads he's made the statements and he never responds, ergo just a stupid shit-stirring dramafag
>>568491245Seasonal greens not combining into some 100 speed abomination is such a wasted opportunity.
>>568491646NTRfag has the biggest cock for sure>doesn't give a fuck about anyone>breaks all the rules>plays the game>mind breaks the schizosHe won
>>568491561RUDOLF
>>568491745Now this is schizophrenia
>>568486817I have, kissed a 5 year old on the lips probably 50 times.
>>568490671she's as stacked as the burgers she gobbles down (so not that big)
>>568491646Europeans.Burgers are fat so their dick is small, SEA anons are asians so their pp is probably less than 5 inches. And if there are any korean posters here, hehe.
>>568491320Are Stacies the closest thing to gyarus in the west?
>>568490261Who’s that?
>>568492059Me
>>568491536resident cocksleeve
>>568491920>the exact same wording is used in multiple threads>no answer when questioned politelyand somehow it's crazier to think that it's one person just trying to cause drama than it is multiple anons trying to cause drama?doesn't sound reasonable, desu
>>568491957
>>568492207ulala wouldnt say this
>>568492030Kitaposters should not be size queens
>Early charming>Skip multiple races to raise friendship>Funny hat>Exactly 1 (one) uma at orange by summer campUma for this feel?
>>568492259nigga Kitasan has BLACK on her nameit's overthey are all size queens
>>568492303
Kitaposters are sluts as always
>ruined a really good run with a don’t overdo it because I forgot to use a charm award
>>568492376Mutt's law wins again
>>568492207h-haru why would you say this....
>>568492240I hope you find the treatment you need.
>>568491130>light hello+tazuna palhag gawds won
>>568492384imagine her puffy nipples erect in her wet clothes sticking to her skin shivering and craving body warmth
>>568491130sex everyone in this image
>>568492474>not an argumentI accept your concession
>>568491130>doto lovefinally, she poisons opera o
>point out that SEA has small penises under 5 inches long>anons call me a size queenwtf are you guys really that small?
>>568491130i'm NOT eating anything cooked by dotovillainunless shakur is taste testing
I may be 7" bone pressed but what good is that if I will never have sex anyway
How would an /uma/ dating app look like...
>>568492710not sure. can you post yours for reference?
rape kitaposters
>>568492882>tfw 13cmsIt is MORE over
>>568492839Eventually you'll get to a puzzle that'll need a long enough penis stuck into it to unlock a door and your penis will be the right length. Everybody else will remain stuck in the room and will starve
>>568492764>Doto and Fine MotionShakur is avoiding this scenario like it's the plague.
haven't played in nearly 2 months, is the game good again yet?
>>568491978>>568492040I love Jordan so much.
ugh...
>>568492710I think most people are unaware that you don't have to distend a womans stomach for them to have an orgasm even if they're particularly sexually active or have big toys
>>568492880why teio is dissolve rudolphs corpse in acid
The only /uma/ posters I actually hate are the slop posters.
crazy how Teio has never been good or had a good ult
>>568493031Is Bakushin that stacked?
>>568493031NoCome back in another 2 months
>>568493076>I think most people are unaware that you don't have to distend a womans stomach for them to have an orgasm
>>568492880
>>568493031It's still quite Tracky and blazeful
>>568493028Good fuck her
Is V a sensitive lover?
>>56849288218cm is good I'm sure this is the baseline size for a good cock so long as it's not aa pencil.
>>568490671
>>568493252He has a SEA penis so it's been over for him
You guys ever get insecure about yiur own size? I gained some weight and im pretty sure I lost a couple of inches. I'm unsure if I could even get past the cheeks of an uma now.
sorry danchou i cant meet quota this month, bots dead and i need to play more Holocure Save the Fans
>>568483495Apologize to her, tell her how much I'm sorry for being a shitty trainer and that she deserves better and that I won't fight back if she decides to hit me
didn't expect donna's wedding dress to be so pink
>>568493120your pic related is as good as she gets, unfortunately.
>>568493546I'm perfectly at peace with my own size, no insecurity whatsoever
So, so, so close to a great run despite a complete lack of speed anklets ever
>>568493783New Teio buffs got announced today...
>>568493773its very princess peach
>>568493720Grind more fans Ina wills it
>>568493361>and just like that, Falco caused a meltdown in Worst Koreatruly based umadol
>>568493181ogvribros...
>>56849300213cm is right around average, tf you mean
>>568493868>>568493868what, really? Post them, please don't be one of those evil lying faggots
>>568494146Yeah, maybe in Kenya
Reminder that the only people who will ask about your penis online are fags and troons
>>568494219obama btfo
>>568491536>allowed toI ain't a jannie to care what anons do or don't do.
>>568491646Im the guy who posted the gofiles and Im european so maybe >>568492030 is right
>>568494250>the person that started this conversation is a virgin woman
>>568494250where do you think you are
>>568493919Cute Neicha
>>568494401Are you an European or "European" aka African immigrant?
>>568494435Is it hard to sleep when you glow in the dark?
>woman>virginOH MY KEK
>>568494587Did my dick look black or arab to you???
>>568494587Do you need to ask
Why does Super Creek have white spots on her braid?
>WomemeAll whores
>>568494204She got a new event with guaranteed fast learner, and Teio Step got reworked.
Are you ready for summer?
>>568494676It's hard to sleep every night. Do you know how difficult it is to just be thinking all the time and weighed down by knowledge?
>>568492030Euro here, my dick is small enough to bring down the average.No I'm not going to post it, but it's about 12cm.
>>568494557Women have no idea what they want
MEN
>>568494763I didn't see it, I'm no fag>>568494778Refer to previous answer
>>568478536Is this good? umajp didn't comment on her skills
>>568493882it's very little girl's princess costume, which is an interesting departure since I always think of her in black and red and generally dark shades. cafe looks nice in black and white.
Men and their... penises...
>>568495084Yeah the Cafe one is great, I agree
>>568494852
>>568494810reference to the irl horse's blaze. I think most umas get them if the horse did but some don't despite having them like air groove
>>568495112>starts thinking about their big, throbbing, impregnating cocks thrusting in and out of tight, fertile, sopping wet umankos
>>568494980wtf I was told honses liked sugarthe fuck is this shit?
>>568495623why would a man write a post like this
>>568494852>lost weight but still have a gutNo...
>>568495623It's not big, leave me alone.
Train or Takarazuka Kinen? I have ankles and megaphones
Cafechads wonGentilfags "won" LMAO
>>568495804Are you one of those guys who think hetero pov porn is gay because you're seeing another man fucking?
>>568495730goofed up
>>568495856If you did it in classic year, sure, train. Make sure you have money for summer. You're gonna need to pump wit.
>>568495856if you do speed training you'll be overspeeded
>>568491130Isn't it incredible how Oguri has never been a scenario link char so far? Why does CyGames hate her?
>>568495623I can give Dober some research material if you know what I mean
>>568495963>>568495992I did do it in classic, but I think to just race because I'll overcap speed is a solid call. Thanks anons
>>568493690uma musume movie
>>568496227so tsundere...
>>568496218/uma/ should have their own cytube but we don't have even a single competent poster to manage it
>>568496394I could, but I hate you in particular so I won't
even if it were convenient, i wouldn't watch anime with you retards.
>>568496394/v/ma hosts watchalongs
>>568496218Does this general have the same issues we have? Because I honestly wouldn't want to do anything with you people
I would watch anime with you retards if a cute vtuber (male) were the one hosting
Ah yes, Japan being shit at managing anything global never changes.
>>568496227god I wish she would smother me with her tights that she just used for a race
>have put off aces for two weeks>begrudgingly start the first run>tazuna displays me her first offeringsfuck you, cyjews.cycucks.cyRETARDS.
>>568496684yeah because they have competent people
>>568496737I wouldn't.
>>568497030hahahaHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>568496634That wasnt quite Sei-so.
>>568495804He's given it a lot of thought.
AIEEEEEEEEE
I kind of want to quit uma, but I realized how boring my life would be. What would I do with my time instead?
>>568495804Most of my waking thoughts are about thrusting in and out of tight, fertile, sopping wet umankos
HOLD THE LINE FOR GL BROS
what the hell I wanted to post an image of my bricked run
>>568497393Whatever you wanted to do.
>>568493132Yes she's 83 - 55 - 83 a little bigger than Jordan's 82 - 56 - 84
>>568497393I play magic with buddies and go out to the shooting range Pick your poison
>>568497168This doesn't even make sense fuck you
>>568497393Learn blender and make uma lewds
>>568497393Just hold until GL
>>568497393Try another game or pick up a new hobby. Drawing, working out, learn an instrument or new language.
reminder: if you're no longer having fun with a gacha and it has become more of a task than a game then uninstall. you will thank me.
>>568497393masturbate
>>568496084why do I know that song
>>568496394>>568496218I just joined and god the stream has sovl, why /uma/ lacks so much soul??
>>568497850As long as faggots like V exist we will never have soul
I am only gooning to uma right now
>>568497803Thanks it was getting time consuming managing the club
>>568497848it's a well known theme from a well known video game
>>568497939danchud, you don't fucking do anything
NEW THREAAAAAAD
I will leave once I acquire /uma/gf
>>568497848Sounds like something from BA
>>568498092>>568498092>>568498092>>568498092
HUZZAH! THE IMAGE LIMIT HAS BEEN REACHED!
>>568498079Heyyyyyyyyyyy....
>donkey thread
>>568498113That's honestly worse than an ntr bake and I'm not even being facetious
>>568498113I'd rather use a Topro thread
>>568497939Same, the handoff will be happening in a few hours
>>568498156Scary.
>>568498229>>568498206samefat
>>568496394/fgoalter/ has a discord for watching movies together. We would have just managed it in the thread and done it over cytube but there were issues with people raging over off topic and sabotaging. We're an older general that had become far less anonymous over the years so it wasn't as big of a deal for us.
>>568493451V got married before everyone in /uma/?
>>568497923Don't forget to include yourself on the list and kill yourself
The creators can suck my fucking dick for not making Happy Meek playable. I have been mad about this for years and I will stay mad for years to come.
