Previous: >>568183497Official: https://splatoon.nintendo.com/Base: https://www.nintendo.co.jp/character/splatoon/en/Wiki: http://splatoonwiki.org/Booru: https://booru.inkgen.moeBuild analyzer: https://sendou.inkPool code: inkgen>News• Splatoon Raiders releases July 23, 2026. New trailer - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jaag4cVKOo8• Version 11.0.0 patch notes: https://en-americas-support.nintendo.com/app/answers/detail/a_id/59461/~/how-to-update-splatoon-3#v1100• Fresh Season is on until 5/31>Media Accountshttps://x.com/SplatoonNAhttps://x.com/SplatoonJP>Map Schedules and Seed Checkerhttps://splatoon3.ink/https://leanny.github.io/splat3seedchecker/#/>Gear, Weapons, and Collectableshttps://leanny.github.io/splat3/catalog.htmlhttps://leanny.github.io/splat3/database.htmlhttps://leanny.github.io/splat3/collectibles.htmlhttps://leanny.github.io/splat3/coop.html
nogami please
be nice to veemo
Soon! Sweaty ceph simulator! Coming soon!
>>568512021OCTOSLOB
>>568512253
Bedbreaking sex with Agent 8.
>>568512295these eight-shaped zippers are awesome
>>568512135are you sleeping enough? that is my first question
femdom naizuri from shiver
>>568512819femdom and naizuri seems a weird combination but i approve
>>568513353it may or may not also include elements of sph
Just a few more days until the first day of the month a direct MIGHT be announced that MIGHT have raiders info in it.
anyone fishin' ?
GGs open
GGs openers
GGs woompen, you guys are always a treat. How was my cover fire?
I forgot how shit bamboozler is in SR
>>568518904I have a couple more photos of the event with the nzap and white face if you want that lol, but all in all, i love this, Thank you.>>568517525you still fishing? I can join ya to make the room a little more warm
dk64 on n64 classics online but no raiders direct :(
I wonder if the 500xp guy is doing ok.
No fatties allowed beyond this point
fat veemo ate marigold out of business
I'm feelin' it now mr. krabskraken still feels really shitty though
>>568520143next season will be my season for sure for shoal for eeluntil then i need a woomveem to hold me
I'm not going to do my rank-ups on purpose this season. I want to experience S rank in 2026.
>>568522391honestly S rank doesn't feel any different from S+ with how flar-ridden the matchmaking is
gg
>>568522391does rank even impact matchmaking? isn't it just internal MMR
So.. Splatoon turns 11 years old. Nice
Callie and Marie hiding their wrinkles!
>>568525781Chocolate Sex goblin
How do you guys find time to draw and play splatoon. I feel like I have to pick one or the other.
>>568529364I don't, it's why I pay other people to draw for me instead.
>>568529364I play video games when I feel like playing video games and draw when I feel like drawing.
>>568531135have you been drawing long?
my yebby ate my crayons...
>>568532072If not food, then why food colored?-yebby of the crayon eaters chapter
>>568529364i just need to find a way to not run into this issue
>>568524323Yes, but I think S and S+ are separate from the rest of the matchmaking, with C through A+ being the other matchmaking pool.
what if raiders has a Helldivers 2 style of live service perpetual war PVE postgame with matchmaking
>>568521012i'm proud of you sonit is, kinda, but you can make it work
>>568533024fucking same, its a menace
>>568521327>until then i need a woomveem to hold mewhy not look for one in the pool
>>568533024idgi
>>568539221it's like sex
>CB mincemeat anarchy:)>CB mincemeat x:(
oh my god 95% of the splatoon playerbase act so fucking raped when it comes to actually pushing and doing objective
>>568544227But... my favorite youtube/streamer said I should worry about not dying over everything else
Bad day for octos. Veemos hitting their low point of only a single good post today - although weyyos already beat them to that on day 2. Remarkably this only nudged their ratio down by 0.02. With the total veemo numbers both the good and the bad gets diluted, making it both harder to sink much lower, but also harder to significantly recover. Weyyos not doing much better themselves, having jumped on the newest trend bandwagon, with posts distributed between blogs and attention callouts (often a blurry line between those two categories). Combined, this brings tako's overall good to bad ratio to its lowest, and dangerously close to straight 0.5.Things going much better for the squid kind today, with woomies posting their highest daily good art count (10) and bringing the overall ratio for squids to its second highest reading, despite many yebbies also falling for the blog/attention fad.3 days to go!
anyone wanna play some open?
>>568551280Sure, just for 5 matches though, I really need to stop going to sleep at 4 am...>3-1 X seriesLet's see if I burned through all my FLAR for tonight already.
>>568551978GGs 5/5 pretty nice
>>568553552GGs, awesome matches! Would really love to continue if not for the hour.I felt good about this, why can't I ALWAYS play like this lol. Or were the enemies so weak and I just couldn't tell
hoomans
>>568560316that's a kid
>>568560316Kill it. There can be only woomy.
>>568560481out of 10!
anyone wanna play some open at rotation?
11 years already?
>>568564889You're a kid now, you're approaching 40 now.
Maybe I should play Splatoon again
who will play golden sr rotation while listening to kpop?
>>568564889Yup
I’m hungry.
>>568573505
disgustingly cursed tranny yeb
>>568574294I would have sex with him
>>568574294Please don't post images of my ceph like that
>>568564889>11 years later>still no dedicated servers>still no music switch for battles>still no cooler nerfs
Yeah, sure, Raiders is interesting enough, but have you played The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim Anniversary Edition - Nintendo Switch 2 Enhanced Edition?
>>568576183We like Morroveem here.
Do the idols participate in anarchy or x rank? If so, do we know their rankings.
>>568575936>still no cooler nerfs? post power
another day, another grizzco shift comprised entirely of flirting
>>568578631cooler is bad for the game at every level of play
>>568575936Much as I hate having a mandatory special, the game is designed around tacticooler. They won't nerf that shit.
>>568579893And you didn't invite ME?
>>568564889You did get it Day 1 right?
>>568581270To this day I have never been within the vicinity of a functioning Wii U.
>>568577020Idol ranksSquid SistersHeld #1 & #2 spot in X until they "retired" from official rank matches. They just used it as practice but 3 pointed out they were starting to draw a bit to much attention to how they stomped everyone with ease. Also why 3 & 8 only do turf they walk over everyone with out even tryingOff the HookPearl makes mention of it in the news but seems they don't get to far due to Pearly always getting splatted when she trying to look cool with her weapons. Deep CutThey dabble in anarchy every so often. Got banned one time for 6 month before they became idols when they got mad at the other team. They unleashed Master Mega and the Eels on the other team to win. Between idol, agent & tomb raiding jobs they really don't have the time to take part in matches except for a couple of times a year.
>>568581270
>>568581551Replace with damage up.
>>568579994we prefer to make random people watch
>>568581270got it around the time the ika musume collab happened, wish they would port it
>Game is finally of marriageable age
>>568581691damage up is too easy to make degenerate, if it comes back as an effect it should be a single-main ability to only give it in precise dosesand defense up is degenerate by design
>>568581270i only got back into gaming with the switch 2 ever since idk, the wii era, and basically only splatoon... missed out on everything.... and now i will never be good...
>>568582873
>>568583336stupid sexy horizontally mirrored shiver
>>568582873>>568583459ZAMNSHE’S 11?
splatfestaccuracy by precisionvs accuracy by volumevs accuracy by explosion
>>568581270day 2
me thinking on how best to impregnate the woomby
>tfw no shiver sph naizuri
>>568589880>no tits>no dickis contact even being made at that point
>>568589880>sphcan a gen beta explain this to a boomer gen alpha?
>Gem interviews a mother and daughter competitive team >first thing you hear from them is a tranny voice
>>568591740how does this affect you personally?
>joey still seething
>>568591740i dont get it. Whats this have to do with splatoon?
>Where am I?>I'm falling from the sky.>Strange.>Why am I not afraid?>Are you worried about me?>What is this place?>Fluffy and warm, but I'm anxious inside.>I'm not afraid, but my heart is cold.
>>568591740and? good for her
>dynamo on my team vs dynamo on the other team
>>568592808You know how woomies can super jump far? I imagine that they have super jump landing areas all over and they take this route when they don't want to use public transit. They get to enjoy the view as they fall. It could also be a touristy thing.
>>568593315ggs I'm the small dynamo
>>568578631over 9000
i'm gonna say itMarooner's Bay is a great map
I love woomies...
>>568597086
heh
>>568597086The Subtle GENIUS of Marooner's Bay Map Design Part 1 [2:23:13]
I wish I could still play Splatoon 1s campaign again. I want to see young n fresh Marie and Callie.
>>568597260>>568597631name ONE reason why it's a bad map other than "it's hard"
>>568597908the objective is at the edge of the map and the path to it has several obstacles.
>>568597086more likemoron's bay
>>568598420but that's what makes it so good
>>568597908it's maliciously designed like spawning grounds (which is even worse)it's not hard, it borders on fucking bullshit sometimes
>>568599168>it's maliciously designedgood>like spawning grounds (which is even worse)spawning grounds is also good
This is a fishing pole.He just threw it into the water.
>>568599853>>568597260These were great but there weren't enough splatoon versions.
>>568599168>it's maliciously designedthat is the entire fucking pointit's a pve modeplayer versus enviromentyou are explicitly supposed to fight the entire enviroment, the stage included
>>568600253>it's a pve mode>player versus enviromentthat's NOT>you are explicitly supposed to fight the entire enviroment, the stage includedyou know what, maybe you're on to something
Just put the chunks in the bag, faggot bear.
>>568600760enjoy your bonerattle aka boredom factory
if it were intentional for the maps to be maliciously designed, then the later maps would follow that same philosophycheckmate, squiddo
They should turn the tutorial levels into salmon run levels.
>>568600910nta but I prefer fun over annoying. intentionally shitty level design or shitty controls are the most tedious form of challenge
>>568601213>fun is when i win :)i want people who don't actually enjoy games to leave the board forever
>>568600975splatoon 3 caters to casual trash and its game design is not canon>>568601213fun is overcoming challenge. adding challenge is directly adding fun. note that challenge and tedium are different. the way you get to marooner's bow, and keep your way there clear, is different every time, it is a challenge you have to solve. meanwhile, say, tedium is something like having to time a button every time you land a jump to cancel damage or landing lag, that's same every time and there's no benefit to not doing it.
>>568600975if it weren't intentional for the maps to be maliciously designed, then they wouldn't have brought back Marooner's Bay or Salmonid Smokeyard
That's a lot of talking about salmon but does anyone want to 1king fish?
>>568602872Yes.
>>568603038Woomin up in a minute
>>568602230It's challenging when the game lags to fucking hell and you can't play, that is not fun. Rhythm games are fun despite you doing the same thing over and over. Shitboat is a headache and "but headaches are fun cuz challenge" means fuck all when it's just a bad experience overall
The only difficulty from salmon run comes from static spawns.
>>568601302>>568602230losing is fine but there's a point where it's no longer fun especially when there's so much effort put in with no results. it's like telling someone to keep playing clams depot because because it's actually secretly fun.
>>568601302nobody said thisstop making shit up
remove veemos
octopus woomy
ggs 1king
>>568608062GGs!
I love wooms, charlie!I love WOOOOOOOMS!!!
I HATE woomies
I think splatsville SUCKS!
INKADIA: LOVE IT OR LEAVE ITGO BACK TO YOUR KETTLE
>>568592664>talking about me when I'm not even hereaww, thank you nonny
Splatoon 4 gonna slap
>>568615106In 10 years time.
I'm worried series fatigue is gonna kick in hard by the time 4 is outAlready kinda felt like 3 fizzled out faster than 2
>>5686155163 just had too few splatfests and no shifty stations
>>568614858>Etymology>Of お (honorific prefix) + 嬢 (jō, “unmarried woman; daughter”) + さん (honorific suffix)>Noun>お嬢さん • (ojōsan) >1. (honorific) someone else's daughter >2. young lady, miss (form of address)>3. Miss (form of address)
obsessed
Splatoon 4 will have a Side Order-like weapons upgrade system implemented as a gacha
>>568616654counter strike mode but woomy.
splatoon 4 will have weapon rotations in addition to stage and mode rotations you will have to main at least 3 weapons
>day off work>do the best i've done in 2 weeks in X battleI guess past 7PM is prime timmy hours in JPland
i just hope 4 has cute woomies again.
Splatoon 4 will have map, weapon, and controller rotationstime to get good at joycons
>>568617489>controller rotations
>>568617813rotating between pro controller, joycons separate, joycons on the joycon-holder-thing, and directly attached to the switch
>>568618032>spoileri would spend ten years to immigrate to japan just to do an animation studio to nogami
>>568618221You can go to prison for making posts like this
>>568618342i'm obviously never going to immigrate to japan and i obviously love nogami with all my heart and i know he would obviously never do anything like that
>>568618342okay nogamiten years, you'll see
Sheldon Charger Challenge: No Gyro
>>568619996dykes
i'm sorry, your woomy, she's... Dutch...
post your woomy in her slopsuitRIGHT NOW!!!!
>>568622294maybe i should draw woomie with giant stroopwafel
>went 5 games without scoring a single clam>watching replays of teammates hanging in the backline not doing anythingFlar
>>568593554
>>568622618y tho
>>568623051
>>568622294WE GAAN but Rainmaker
>>568623263
>>568622618Why what do I get out of it?
>>568623708you get to post your hard at work woomy and I get to look at them and say "booyah" under my breath
Is anyone else impressed by the balance of hairstyles in Raiders?Neither race nor gender got shafted this time, almost all of them are great.
>>568623483woomy is unfathomable
>>568625605I think the woomstyles are kinda lame
>>568620427>dykesgood
>>568629918can't wait for the scene where she rapes mechanic chan for 30 minutes straight
>>568629987>shiverscream.mp3 as she climaxes
>>568630905https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hdu1Fhq_Tio&t=142s
>>568632203>woomy wiping her forehead.png
Woomystealer cults
>>568632627Beware of hoomans with strange bright bodies they will steal your woomers while they sleep
would anyone like to play some salmon run?
>>568635590No, no I don't think I will.
>>568635590Sure. Lemme boot up
>>568635590I've had enough shitboat for a season.
>>568632203they put this in the game
>>568636056Room going up
>>568636056I'm on now. Open when ready
>>568636357SR 2/4, (You) me if you want in.
sorry about that moon-woom, I got smacked by cohock
GG's B!
>>568639423GGs, uh... uh... UH.........
>>568639423ok ok I got it lemme try again.GGs f!
>>568639564Gesundheit.
ggs SH. sorry I'm so bad at this stuff.
>>568640085GGs, thanks for playing
>>568640085maybe you two should git gud
>>568640210no he was pretty good. i feel raped now.
>>568593554Any Inkling/Octoling can reach the Thermosphere with a single super jump, in less than half a minute, as Neo 3 proved.Yeah, they needed help getting there, because they jumped from Alterna, which is far below sea level and every other place we've seen.
any opens rn?
>>568640659That is a good veemo and a good post I hope you hit fresh?
>>568641398of course
>>568642240Alright
>>568642240I'll see you then
>>568642240as in "12 minutes from now" ?yeah
>actually wanna play the game>shit rotation>/ink/ open already reserved 4/4nevermind
>>568644361filtered
Open 4/4
>>568645324>dithering
>>568645324Love plus haven't seen them in a while
>>568581953don't crop frye out of this she said something really funny
I need to position better. 9 deaths as backline is embarrasing
>>568647959imo it's better to have more deaths and more kills than fewer of both
rip clanfags
nice ddos whoever did it
I hate rapids so damn much.....
GGs openers, Too tired, gotta go to sleep
ggs opne
>missed out of open because I was busy doing 2s
GGs you crazy woomies
>the hidden teleportation techhttps://streamable.com/o90bw0
>>568650517wazzat
>>568650783>pssssh ... nothin personnel, kid
>>568650783how does one learn this technique
watching little nephew (profresh+0) play slom on the boat
>>568651839He has to learn, sink or swim.
>>568651139Don't worry about it.
Why does your woomy smell like that?
>>568654445My woomy st/ink/s good.
>>568654445
>>568654445She ate garlic.
>>568654058Now I want to know. Tell meeeee
i think i figured it outto draw a good woomy faceyou don't reference humansyou reference cats
>>568661097This is just the anime method
>>568661097or maybe... you can reference the woomy face to draw woomies...
instructions unclear, i tried to draw a woomy but it ended up a squid
cats are liquidwoomys are liquidwoomys are cats?can woomy loaf?
I wanted to make "Underwater Sun" my splashtag title because of Spongebob but there's no underwater title.
>>568664417DOWNDOWNDOWNTO THE BOTTOM OF RANK C
>get my first solid win streak in open in this season >oops, commence having my shit pushed back in for over an hour
Just 55 days until Splatoon Raiders!
wimy
Fryed out of my mind
>>568650783>H-HAYAI...!
*muffled wooming*
>>568686924don't do that to judd
>>568686924WOOMY NO YOU'LL GET THE TOXOPLASMOSIS IN YOUR BRAIN
>>568693279what if she wants to be a based toxo girlie
>>568693279fake and gay
>>568650783
>>568695808>Up to half of the world's population is infected by T. gondii, but have no symptoms. In the United States, approximately 11% of people have been infected, while in some areas of the world this is more than 60%.oof cope and sneed, it's probably in your brain
Is that textbox generator still dead?
>>568695539
>>568702352shut the fuck up snakehands
>>568702352Wow t. gondiiz nuts thats so funny doing a deez nuts joke in the year 2026! - 2026! + 2026 im literally lolling so hard and shitting myself.
>>5687023451f teleport.
>>568703643>>568703957>>568704309toxotransmosis moment
>>568702345garbage game
>>568702345>"H-hayai...!"
>>568704309ooof you definitely have it lmao
i got ink sloshing around in my brain
I would fry and eat an inkling i think
kelp dome... home...
>>568713382Woomy weed wactory
>>568713382>swims to your spawn point>team splats you
>>568713382I would trade most of 3's maps just for this one
Chara made a video where he picks the best weapon across every game and every balance patch….I think he’s reaching for new ideas now.
>>568714342Well the series is in a drought right now after all
>>568714342Why are you willingly watching garbage
>>568714342buy an ad faggot
>>568713382this stage is just a (somehow) more shit scorch gorge
>>568714342What else is there to talk about? This is a dead solved game.
>>568714589>new game releasing in about two months>probably gonna get a direct about it mid next month>drought
>>568718141>be me>be dehydrated>"don't worry, we're bringing you a glass of water... in two months"
>>568718141Hence the usage of "right now"Those things are not currently happening
>>568718141I'm never buying a Switch2.
>>568719171>I'm poorOk?
>>568719171either you buy one now or you buy one when it's even less affordable
>>568719171You will see everybody having fun in raiders or 4 and you will cave
>>568718250more like two weeks
>>568719171nobody here is gonna resist the FOMO of the first new woom game in fucking years, even PvPfags will succumb
>>568719171You can always work a corner if you can't afford it.
