Previous: >>568514003>Global Game NewsLink your account to Cygames iDCurrent Scenario: Make A New Track aka "Trackblazer"Current Rate Up: Wedding Curren Chan (3*), Wedding Fine Motion (3*), SSR Haru Urara (Power), SSR Ikuno Dictus (Stamina)Current CM: Gemini Cup - Tokyo Turf 1600m Mile/Left/Spring/Sunny/FirmCurrent Event: The Promised Hour>Schedule05/07 - New Legend Races05/10 - Mejiro Palmer (3*), Matikanefukukitaru (SSR), Rice Shower (SSR)05/10 - Taurus Cup - Medium/Left/Spring/Firm/240005/18 - Wedding Curren Chan (3*), Wedding Fine Motion (3*), Haru Urara (SSR), Ikuno Dictus (SSR)05/18 - The Promised Hour Story Event05/28 - Inari One (3*), Admire Vega (SSR), Sakura Chiyono O (SSR)05/31 - Gemini Cup - Mile/Left/Spring/Firm/1600https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Red Desire (3*)New Scenario "Beyond Dreams" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/umamusume/>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://uma.guide/guidesFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.topSeiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUmamusume Birthday Calendarhttps://ウマ娘.攻略.tools/events/birthdayUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyzCustom Stickershttps://schizo.farm/resources/stickersFind borrowshttps://chronogenesis.net/friend_search
Mayano's anime is coming soon, right?!
BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
My bride!
hey
hashirape hashirape umamusurape
This thread will be (bullet) hell
Oh no no no no fuck.
>>568534128
what are some famous mare moments
>>568533989>mare is a bad word nowfilly is okay because hanshin juvenile fillies then
NHK Mile scrimmage is openTokyo turf 1600mFree entryThree lobbies as promised this morning828493817131867351350309Good luck
>>568534219Ugly whore
>>568534296Almond Nine
>>568532746any advice, umadacchis?
>>568534329current chang showing off her umanko, any of 33 incidents
>>568534387>dox roomslol
How do people get 1k in every stat with guts deck, like wtf
>>568534387Nope, kill yourself
>>568534128>>568534296Nah, i'd graze.
>>568534397
>someone hosts rooms>nothing happens>someone posts rooms with narita top road picture>le dox roomsMmmh I wonder who's the problem...
>>568534427Digitan doesn't look this cute and demure
>>568534214holy shit after all this time, NTRposter is the schizo who was screaming "you don't play the game" at everyone many threads ago
>>568534616It's literally the faggot who doxxes people randomly
>>568534498get lucky everywhere
>>568534639>NTRposter and antijp schizo are the samenofuckingshit
>>568534387First room is offSecond room is 6/9Third room still 3/9
>>568534639reminder to click the button on his posts
Readd the rentry guide next thread. I don’t care about your shitty in-fighting or whoever you’re trying to false flag as. Sloptubers are shit.
>>568534460
i want to RAPE Cafe's daughter
>>568534623
>>568534427>second circledo people really?
>Front VBobo with Mile A pulls away from my Mile S End OguriWhat is even the point of grinding distance S if this shit can happen. I'm just going to run my favorites, fuck off cygames>>568534427Savvy gives wit so I would get it. Ayabe unique procs on the home stretch but that's only 33m after late race so it will likely be wasted
>>568534672>randomlymuvluv faggot was joining the schizo side. I have no love for schizo sympathizers since they're the reason the thread is this shitty. NTRfag has literally been around since launch and somehow MANT mindbroke schizos into the state of this general now.
>>568534427corner velocity is hugely important, it lets you move up going into the late race. If you manage to not overshoot 5, you might be guaranateed a win.
There's something different about Cafe today but I just can't pinpoint what...
https://streamable.com/orxw4r
>>568534869Why are you still talking about yourself in 3rd person?Calling your avatar "basic blonde bitch" is not schizo, it's bantz and you're too insecure to actually take the banter
>>568534912She hasnt had her morning coffee yet is all.
>>568534612
>>568534851distance straights/corners is actually super strong when double circ'd, especially with discounts. Styles too, to a lesser extent because they're naturally more expensive.
Wait a minute, this isn't the /lcg/ - Limbus Company General! You tricked me!
>>568534427Very beautiful uma!
>>568534984god i wanna sex that so bad
If only...
>>568534912Manhattan Cafe au Laite...
>>568534498Get lucky, it's not worth it though, not now at leastGet to 550+ guts, that's the bottom lineJust go the usual 2spd 3 wit 1 flex deck man
>>568534912Manhattan Latte
>you
>>568534867maybe one of the corners plus savvy? She's at 1074 wit already without savvy 1 factored in. So 1114 with it. >>568534881She's already got Daring Strike and Pumped, but I don't run Kitasan so no Curvature, and I couldn't fit in Bamboo Memory so Full of Vigor wasn't on the table. My problem is all my eggs are in the Let's Pump basket. I have Condor's Fury as backup but it's a gamble on this course, and nimble and spurt are baseline. I wish I'd gotten lucky with greens and pulled Red Shift inherit, but as it was it was a blessed run.
>me
>>568526636kawakami princess is a tomboy but definitely not a boyuma by any stretch, especially considering she was a mare irl>>568526846>ahoge holeamazing
Lobby one and two are done and got their resultsNumber 3 is still empty without racers 3/9513503095135030951350309
>>568535272yeah corner velocity is good especially if you also already have THH. Just don't get ayabe inherit, it's only good on longer tracks
>>568535272to my knowledge, not many people are running pump this cm. Pretty much everyone is going with cheer.
>>568535118>>568535182sorry, I put in too much cream
>>568535059This image alone managed to make me fall for the propaganda
>>568535375>My A/A vbobo actually really is that strongholy fuck speed carry over setups are so busted
>>568534912Jo Cappuccino...
>>568535401bruh what the fuck no shut up i dont need this so late>>568535454its so goddamn good
>>568534012Thats hot
>>568535375Do not join if you want your name doxxed
>>568535539but you do NOT play the game?
>>568535539
Satono Werewolf
>>568535630can you spam umajp again
>>568535486Indeed, save that knowledge for later because you will need it when skill spam becomes a thing. Final corner velocity carry over will make your Uma teleport to the finish line in seconds.
roll a 7 for a wild June roadmap!
>>568535739Why avatarfag?
>>568534012Mayano rubbing her umanko on the corner of the desk...
>>568535501This fucker makes good shit, hope one day it drifts to porn because he cooks better than most with just sfw and risque at worst, imagine the lewds...
>>568535406I was too, on my earlier builds. Tested a fair bunch, then got a look at the data and the winrates. Cheer is popular but it's not translating into wins as much as Pump or Budding Blossom (yeah, on ends - I'm guessing it's the alternate for in case they push up too far going into late race). Ideally I'd have all three, or red shift in place of one, but it is what it is. Cant get everything you want.
>>568535785SEX WITH BOKUMANKOS
Give me a (You) or I rape Cheval.
>swings wide and fucking dieswhy do they do this shitis it because of accelerating too early before the final spurt?
>>568535903could be fun to see, or a terrible mistake who knowssomething something they dont know how to draw genitalia or sex>>568535981I AGREEEEEEEEEE
Tokyo turf 1600m513503095135030951350309>>568535835You have no idea what that word means newfag.Besides, I am just posting a uma I like.
Whenever I see the word wide I think of wide hips and get a little horny
>>568536094You're literally the definition of an avatarfag though
>>568536108hmmm yes umas swinging their wide hips...
>>568535048please get out of here our game and general quality is currently at the lowest point
To 568536020: Enjoy raping Shuvaru
>>568534725>>568535178Why the FUCK is it always "get lucky bwow"FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
cute
>>568536246Me on the right
>>568536202it's either get rucky or be a whaleif not, you can just scale down the requirements. You don't need 1200/650/1200/650/12001200/600/1000/600/1000 is fine
>>568534963the villain mommy..
Here is the OFFICIAL /uma/ DNI (do not interact) list, if you see any of these posters in the thread DO NOT ENGAGE, if you see any of them in rooms DO NOT JOIN>V>Umama>Allen>a>ryanxwobin>Neth>ILoveMeiya>Chiyonigger>Finefag>Mirakofag>Anti-JP nigger>Yurifaggot>Mayaschizo>Ryanfag>Teiobros (as a whole)>Dotoposters (as a whole)If you see something, hide and report.
I don't think i recall any sort of uma-related dirty talk at all, especially where your trainee is begging for it.
something
>I'm not an avatarfaggot!!>refuses to post results amd always making sure to post the same images
>>568536408
>>568536453who the fuck are Allen, a and Neth?
>>568536453>mfw I'm listed 3 times
>>568536543why would you want to know?
Spread them
>>568536543>schizo tranny has no idea who Allen and Neth arenewfag
>>568536246The Curren of Babylon.
I've heard enough, get glory eyes'd
>>568536542Love this uma i do.
i act and look like this
>>568536408post translation for pic related
>>568536593Get on my levelI'm half of that listgonna be the entire list soon I bet
>>568536597I never saw those names around. Looks like someone wants to put his discord buddies in the list for the giggles>>568536631guess I'm right
>>568536675Aichan is so cute I'd join a club dedicated to her if it existed
>>568536732How do you not know who your fucking danchous are by now
Enough of dramaposting or I will kill myself
>>568536701M A M B O
>>568536675
>>568536675MY EYES! IT BURNS!
you're all grown ass men with wives and kids yet you still act like high school girlsgrow upugh
>>568536593Date me?
>>568536840what the fuck else am i supposed to be doing at my divorce hearing
>>568535183You are my wife.
>>568536840Yada
>>568536773a-about that...
>>568536838
>>568536840
[Pre-Chorus: Rikrok & Shaggy]But she caught me on the counter (It wasn't me)Saw me bangin' on the sofa (It wasn't me)I even had her in the shower (It wasn't me)She even caught me on camera (It wasn't me)She saw the marks on my shoulder (It wasn't me)Heard the words that I told her (It wasn't me)Heard the screams gettin' louder (It wasn't me)She stayed until it was over
>mile s>got gw inherited and the hat>best run yet>only 2 greens, no early, no dd or ppSo close to perfection...
>>568536773I don't get these pics
>>568536812>ricepostergo ahead
>>568536940they look scary, almost satono plush tier
>>568536453bu-bu-based>but chiyofag is a friendnot since the retard exposed himself as a libtard troon
>>568536801is that it? they're on the list because they're danchous? I thought that was a schizo list
>>568536453I have anti-jp sentiments and i genuinely don't believe there's just 1 anti-jp fag and it's just pro-jp fags creating a bogeyman so they can shut down anyone who criticizes them.>Anon #27 hits his tollerance limit and tells jpfags to fuck off.>OMG ITS THE ONE AND ONLY ANTI JP NIGGER HE'S AT IT AGAIN.Easiest deception of all time, and it works.
>>568537030Just get falco ssrshe guarantees ppthen you just need to fish dd from a race or from kita
>>568537071I want a giant Dia plushie so bad but I don't have room for it and also it's kind of fuckoff expensive for a stuffed animal
uh based?
>>568536453Estrogen posting should be bannable.
>>568536453>Dotoposters (as a whole)You can't stop us!
>>568537116the entire thread is full of newfags who cares what they say
>>568537058I am reborn as rice falcon
>>568537116and somehow it's believeable that ntr fag is always the same guy, huh?besides, anti-jp schizo is called a schizo for a reason. Simply being against jp stuff doesn't qualify you as one
>>568537073calling out magatards is based
Reminder that we don't have a divegrass team because of the jpniggers
>>568537207the multi-year journey to handcraft your own Dia jumbo plush with retractable tongue and/or voice box
>>568537229STOP
>>568537195Honestly I can tolerate no dd or pp, but no early and no third green is unsustainable, those are just the cherry on top of a dissapointing ending for my best runAlthough I'm glad my Urara and Air Groove guts gave me a satisfying stat line overall even though they dissapeared during summer
Reminder that autis/uma/ danchou quit the game and is trying to take /uma/ down with him
>>568537248>attacking the authority of the entire thread to justify being a faggot since you know best and everyone else doesn't belong here>>568537354>Simply being against jp stuff doesn't qualify you as oneBut it can and does get me called the anti jp schizo more often than not.
>>568537394that's the view from inside the oven
>>568537390You don't have a divegrass team because you don't deserve it fucking retardFix your shit general and we might rethink about allowing you having a team
>>568537392Document it!
Gad damn
>>568537207Something about the giant plushies deeply disturbs me.
Once MANT is over will this place stop being terrible?
>buhii problemsRetard
Would you risk it over Mile Championship?
>>568537461>But it can and does get me called the anti jp schizo more often than notsame as me being against dramafaggotry. I've been called V so much I might go shoot up Arasaka Tower.
>>568537491>3 speed cards I knew frontfags were slow but damn
Somehow I always end up back here when I get bored
Bride Donna's new ear covers are cute as fuck, what the hell?
>>568536940Those looked like skulls in the thumbnail
>>5685375507 and king sweat on my face
>>568537591fuck I'd take it. Wit rainbows are so good because you get a bit of sp for the skipped race and energy back so you can race later if you want or do something else.
>>568537482Shut the fuck up with your vagueposting faggotwhat does "fix your shit general" even supposed to mean retardGOD
>>568537390>>568537482I thought we hated divegrass...? Who wants to be part of that redditor discord circlejerk general?
>>568537632Its what she wore when she retired
>>568537071They're cute though
/uma/'s fine just ignore posts you don't like if it bothers you that much and talk about what you want to talk about. >>568537491Dayum, the overcap on speed though. I would want 1066 speed at the end of that summer.
>>568537752What did Gentildonna wear when she dieded?
>>568537550No. But the game will get better as consolation.
>>56853771590% of /vg/ participates. It's board culture at this point.
>>568537606Well I'm not gonna run 3 wit
>>568537709Yippeeee
>>568537752She was a damn cute horse
>>568537550No/uma/ bit the forbidden fruit of entertaining schizos. They will be here forever.
>>568537820those look heavy
>>568537852
>>568537852she doesn't have allat
enough gooningpost hons
>>568537852danchou you're gonna get banned again
So just how cope is MLB Top Road instead of 1LB Maru as the 3rd speed card for Grand Live? Assuming MLB Kita and Tachyon.Obviously Top Roads TE will be much worse in practice, but otherwise it doesn't seem that bad
>>568537760Ai chan is cute
>>568537820>>568537852AWOOOOOGA
>>568537852El's Condor Pasas...
>>568537912
>sweaty daiwa got deleted>el condor teta didn'tWhat did he mean by this...
>>568537852el condor tatas
>>56853780290% of 4chan uses wojacks 90% of generals are garbageThat point makes no sense
>>568537852SEKAI SAIKYOU WA
>>568538014El is way hotter than Daiwa
>>568538004>>568538043>90% of 4chan uses wojacksIf those 90% are all sharteens and other type of freaks then sure, otherwise I doubt it
>>568538043>90% of generals are garbageWe're part of this so it makes sense
>>568538004bleeeh
>>568537852Pasa's pasas....
>>568538043the generals i've been in all hate frogposters and X-jacks. I think you're making shit up.
>>568537073
>>568538014Daiwa's scarlets were exaggerated, El Condor's pasas are just fine.
>>568537483To whoever has experience, or knows someone experienced with making plush dolls.>Get measurements>Treat it like a sculpture that takes weeks to do to perfect all bits>Extra long sleeves too, must be able to envelop your head like the gif>Utilize all fabrics and other materials for maximum stuffing>Reserve or add space for the XL tongue and/or voicebox(enlist fellow engineer for making the doohickey)>More bits TBD
medium B is literally unplayable
>>568538091>i doubt itwhat are you doubting retarded faggot90% is newfags, we are in 2026 fucking imbecilezoomer kids are not zoomers anymore there is a whole new gen alreadyyou expired old faggot, you and your culture is being replace by newfags who entertaing schizos and post wojaks
>calls me dumbass>invades my room>forcefully cleans my private belongings>the model mare for mares?????
>>568538151frogfaggots are ALL over fucking /g/ for example, but nowhere close 90%, not even remotely.and wojaks cant be seen period, or at least not often, and that place is rancid. same goes for /v/
>>568538149This i unironically one of the hottest pics I've ever seen in /uma/ ever
>>568537796Hopefully you kill yourself by then
>>568538058I prefer quagsire to daiwa scarlet
>>568538219She also made a duplicate of your apartment key that she will keep on her person just in case.
>>568537852dios mio VIRGEN
>give in to the schizos >be surprised threads been on a downfallDon't act like this isn't your fault /uma/ we had a lot of times we could have ignored them but you went with the schizos instead.
>>568538254Nah I will be playing this while taunting you until you ack.
>>568538287Uokka...
>>568538254still mad you dont play the game while he does? LOL>>568538043shut the fuck up avatar tranny neck yourself>>568538287dont you have a containment board to go back to man child>>568538346this retarded freak gets it
>>568538219Yes!
>>568537712>no answerAs expected
>>568537451Are there clubs with OG danchous still playing the game?
>>568538178Good advice. I wonder how much it would cost...
>>568538287Clodsire is cuter.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZVllS9y6mBg
>>568538346Forever remembering the posts(plural) of multiple anons admitting to feeding the schizo by piling onto ntrfag just because they're bored AND also larping as ntrfag to stoke the flames
>>568538004
>>568537852way too pink to be latina, I knew she was a larper
>>568538438haha no lmao the game is nothing but new shitters
>>568537392NO, NOT THE SLEEVE!
>>568538346Our threads been on a freefall ever since we started counter baking instead of just using the NTR baked threads.
You guys have been melting down all day, can you keep it down? I'm going to try to shoot my shot with the Finemo poster and you're ruining the mood
>>568538487Dont say that...
>>568538532Ok V
>>568536994
>>568538219Air Groove is the apex woman (moment)
>>568538532We are still not using your threads V, fuck off and neck yourself, your family will thank you for that.
>>568538532Last thread we had fags unironically saying VF umaguide was great and that they prefer it to anon guidesThere is no saving this thread anymore
what happened to comfy hours...
>>568538532Nobody cares V
*coughs blood*My mile S...
>>568538287What was the background for this meme again?>>568538567Just do it, pussy!
I dont care about avatarfagsI dont care about them bakingGive us the news if Eden paypigs got banned for using bots.
>>568538379don't you have a horse dildo to remove from your ass, you pathetic faggot?
>>568538532What I find funny is that reinforcing the schizo my copying his schtick doesn't changes anything either, people will STILL give him(them) attention, if not more now that there is multiple.Retarded newfags under the age of 30 refuse to fucking learn, or to go and see a psych doctor to get their illness checked out.Hell if I had that kinda autism I'd at least use it to do what the Maya tranny mentions, try and ruin the reputation of more uma, not just top road.Either go balls deep with the gimmick and ruin EVERYONES fun or don't bother at all, it's the only way you retarded cunts will learn, by being shot in the face.>>568538690Reminder that Agnes poster were some of the OG trash poster early on when global launched.
Why aren't you training? Get off /uma/ and go do a run for Gemini2
>>568538370You won't be playing shit retarded fag
>>568538739Rice wouldn't act like this.
>>568538346>>568538379>>568538474>>568538532trying way too hard with your uma&co discord buddies V
>>568538692They will only return once I get a Laurel gf in December.
>>568538786Ok Umama
>>568538729with enough skills, you don't need it.
>>568538729It's perfe->AMy condolences...
>>568538813I have already trained
>>568538884See? Thanks for proving my point, mongoloid.
>>568538786You will never be an oldfag V, no matter how much you try
>>568538730it was an out of context tweet which was comparing plushies IIRC
>>568538598>>568538675>>568538696>>568538786You can stop samefagging now. Tachyo posters were some of the best posters we had, harmless shitpost that made people laugh. This new of schizos do nothing but ruin the fun for everyone else and you seem to be okay with it Buena faggot. Are they your friends perchance?
>>568538946Nobody cares Umama
>>568538786and Agnesposters were like, a fraction of this terribleness.
>>568537451I remember how he was excited and full of positivity to recruit anons for his new /uma/ club back when clubs were full and he couldn't join any. MANT is an unstoppable force that grinds even the most mightiest mountains to dust
>>568538931You must keep trying for the sake of your Umas so you can be number 1
>>568538532>>568538786kys V
>>568538690>anon guidesAnon guides?
>>568539004No shit, back then the thread was alive and FILLED with gaym posting left and right. The worst we had to deal with early on was steam-chart spammer from /v/, the usual garbage essentially.
MANT is almost over and I'm only now getting solo speed pilled on 20% growth umas
Pasa a cute, Grass a weeb!
Reddit tachyon
>>568538882technically earliest is when 1.5 anni drops becuase she has a few lines with the other sakurlings in the anni event extras
>>568539124
>>568536453A couple of months ago Tachyonfags would be included here but they (it) got bullied into submission.
>reddit tachyon
>>568539136Greddit Ship
>Curren fucks shotas while their parents watch and take picturesWhat the fuck?
>>568538739Didn't a bunch of them already die? Maybe not Eden itself but other clubs
>Tachyo posters were some of the best posters we had
>>568539181Weeb!
>>568536453wait what did the ryanfag do?did i miss something?
The only good posters in this general were Teioposters
>>568539216Still no confirmed bans. I'm also curious if any hachimi users are caught in the crossfire
>>568539267teiobros and dotofags being listed should give you a general idea that the list is just putting in just anyone with any fame
>>568539227Literally NO ONE said it, bakuretard.
>>568539227This but unironically
>>568536884>>568535183Why is she so Matcha coded
wouldn't people misunderstand an uma in a wedding dress with her trainerwhat did kaichou mean by this
>>568539310retard
>>568539181Weaboo, weaboo!
>first turn of career>click wit with 3 cards>food eventThanks game
>>568539212Good parenting.
>300 posts>zero gameplay discussion
>it's another episode of thread melty powerhourSame time every day too. You should be making rooms instead of arguing
>>568539375Dont worry about it
>>568539375The union between an uma and her trainer is a beautiful and completely normal thing anon.
>>568539304They could easily kill hachimi, esp on PC, but they won't as that requires coding effort that goes beyond "check fan marks" or "use fan software that even cyjew US has access too", anything else needs coding help which they won't get.
>>568539261>>568539386Would a weeb do THIS
>>568539420I'm discussing the game though...
>>568538786the main problem is we didn't call out the avatarfags enough. we can still fix the threads if we call them out more.if V post in the threads we should call him out along with his discord club. if umama snipe rooms then we should call him out along with his shitposting and spamming dancho Allen. we didn't bully these avatarfaggs enough that they feel they belong here
>>568539476Yes, they would
>>568539375>>568539443love my punny wifedid since d1 when i used my ticket on hersimple aswouldve going with ogu made things easier?maybedid I care enough to be a lemming like all the others and instead went with my wife?yes
Big Mac combos used to be $5 when I was a kid. Outrageous to see them at $15 now, though apparently there's a deal going on for $8.
>>568539420>complains about no game discussion>his post isn't about game discussionCognitive dissonance at it's finest
>>568539504Yea just like how bullying you schizos work. Namecalling broken gramma lower case typing ass nigga
GIVE ME MILE S
>>568539504This all started because we tolerated the NTRfag and he went to the extreme and doxxed someone here. It was wrong to let them in here
>>568539615Which song is this?
>pretending that the doxx wasn't based>pretending that you can't just go look at all the usernames in the clubs right now>pretending that you faggots don't use chronoheh, keep trying schizos
>>568539504>we should attack the avatarfag club>don't mention the club that kicked TotopoSomething is fishy with this post
Brownkushin
>>568539643I fondly remember the 00s when 20 Chicken McNuggets would be 4,99€ or something. A lot of fucking money for us back then. Now they apparently cost 13,99€. In fucking sanity. I fucking wish they were 5€, would buy the fuck out of that if they still tasted as they did as a kid/teen.
>>568539826kys V you just mad that the muvluv anon called out your basic blonde bitch
>>568539409It's free energy!>>568539643Are they any good though? I only ate like the fries and nuggets
>>568539430The past 7 threads have all been meltys
>>568539430but the schizos don't play the game been proven multiple times already
>>568539172Can't wait. Succubusposting aside there's something really alluring about Laurel so I definitely want to roll for her
>>568539430even SEA hours aren't safe anymore. It was supposed to be comfy hours yet the schizos are pushing to take that away from us.
>>568539068Went extinct due to shitposting
>>568539430Make rooms only for Umama to fill them all up? No thanks.
>>568540120show me 1
but the schizos play the game as has been proven LITERALLY LAST THREAD
>>568540149Nah, you would just shitpost
We need a Dia schizo. She's too cute not to have one
>sea hours>safe>everI FUCKING LOVE THIS GASLIGHT SO MUCH HOLY SHIT ITS SUCH FUNNY BS LMAOUS/SEA hours were always peak garbage as its the time with the most active people (US website), while EU have the lowest count, making it chill. but I bet you neet seaburger will change that by changing your sleep schedule out of spite
what am I supposed to select here
>>568538690I still don't know why are you pushing for an outdated 2025 guide. Update it and I'll happily put it back to the OP.
NHK Mile Cup part 2Tokyo turf 1600m725029217131867317179305Three lobbies join as you please.
>>568540265peak comfy hours are morning EU and afternoon SEAthis is because V isn't there, unironically, so schizos don't have much ammo. Burger hours are dogshit.
>>568540258dia can't produce schizosshe can only produce nymphos
>>568540380I post during these hours thoughtever. But nice of you trying to blame the shit thread on me again. Tranny schizo. Now join the lobby You won't becuase you don't play the game
oh shit with Onigiri I can run a full tiny uma team for this CM.
>>568540303It’s a fucking rentry. Anyone can update it. That’s why they’re used here instead of shillslop you fucking newfag. Unironically kill yourself tranny.
>>568540380Have you seen our SEA hours yesterday? It's pretty much the same
Fuck man I just wanted to test my new aces but there's never a good time to join.
>>568540485I want to fuck Dia so bad
>>568540258If I was Dia's trainer I would lose to her boobs within the week
>>568538729many such cases
>>568540380but burgers should be in bed rn...
>>568534012Anna reusing their porn animation on sfw stuff is wild
>>568540303>Newfag retard doesn't know how a Rentry workKill yourself>>568540380V always posts during SEA hours until he goes to bed. You are a fucking retard.
>>568540548yesterday was the exceptionliterally first time we had counterbake shittery in a while during those hours
>>568540485True>>568540559I want to fill her up too>>568540575Same. More like within minutes actually.
>>568540575I'm an ass man and I'd NEVER lose to Dia's saggy tits
>>568540521So why are you not updating? How would an outdated guide help anyone?Oh yeah, because you won't and just want the OP to stay the same because of your made up le oldfag reasoning
>>568540486You'll be gone in like 2-3 hours, right? that's when shit quiets down usuallyNothing against you personally, but your existence triggers the schizos. I'm more on your side than you think.
umasumi you disgusting freakssee ya in late EU hours!
>>568540283stamina
>>568540521If anyone can update it then how is it still outdated? Because no one bothered to, and no one will ever will with how the threads have been for the past months.
>>568540721Don’t bake then. We’ll replace it and update it. Don’t worry. Kill yourself in the meantime.
>>568540587Turf S is at least copable
>>568540706You are a FAGGOT which is different.
uh oh burgers melty
>>568540754I selected fast paced.
>>568540745Why is Pokke's son like this?
>>568540630I don't think it'll be the last. You fuckers made the schizos feel welcomed and entertained all the melty they were pushing, don't cry that they became the majority and our comfyhours is taken away from us.
>>568539875They were the best now you can't pay me to eat there.>>568540587Turf S... let me guess you had like 1-2 turf sparks and the rest were mile!>>568540745Bye cutie!
I am somehow at level 4 wit training already
>>568538453im sure the costs can be kept down if someone were to>Dedicate a couple of solid weeks learning how to sow>Finding the right materials for the outside>Sourcing the stuffing from wherever(college sewing workshops, used fabrics in thrift stores/flea markets, etc)>Whatever else that the Marche puppet maker did but bigger
>>568540745good night>>568540827thats good too
>>568540768Because it’s functional enough even while outdated. Better than anything your tranny ever made.
>>568540809Dia is SAGGY
>>568540774>don't bake then>implying the past threads have been mineThat's how I know you didn't care about the threads at all and didn't pay attention to them. Uma.guide version is being used and literally only your samefagging ass had problem with it.
>>568540898Please prove you play the game
>>568540854I was actually one of the guys who were defending mayadoto baker. It's grim
>>568540258Diaposters are of the most elite stock. We are always on our best behavior so that we will be invited to Epsatono Island.
>>568540904HOOOOOLY AWOOOOOGA DIA'S FAT TITS AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGA
>>568540774I think we should update it first before putting it back. If it stays outdated then there's really no reason to put it back. I fail to see how will an outdated guide help the newfags.
>>568540730I can guarantee you they will still be going at the same off-topic even after I am gone. Schizos will always be schizos.
>>568540858It's a Falco so I'm paying the 10* turf tax and relying on 4* mile
>>568540587with enough skills and stats A/A is just fineI joined a room earlier with my A/A front and she mogged the entire room
>>568541025Epsatono Island is just an excuse for Dia to have sex with her trainer on an island paradise...I was tricked
>>568541071Fuck no.>>568540980Not just me. No one like your constant attempts at shilling your tuber.>>568541005I am out of borrows.
>>568540898https://rentry.org/umaglobal Nigga please actually read this and tell me how is it still fucking relevant to the newfags?It doesn't even have a MANT section nor a unity one.
I think every day I wake up and either my left ball decides I want to fuck dia or the right ball decides I want to fuck kita that day .
>>568541254Update it then brownoid, instead of posting a direct link to a sloptuber guideWhat's next, you are going to suck VF dick and eat his shit?
I understand why we hate on V, but why hate Umama again?
>>568541204Not them but it says a lot more about what you're pushing when your reason not to put it in the OP is "stop shilling your sloptuber" when that guide is an effort of many people, hakurakudev included for pointing out all the gaslighting it HAD.
>>568541254Then update it. Lazy thread shitter. Stop sucking off your Singaporean nitwit and get to work.
>>568541325You are an actual retard. No wonder you can only get S+ in MANT
>>568541360He joined V rooms
go to sleep, anon
>>568541292i think you should wake up wanting an orgy with both
>>568541325>>568541389So now I'm the one that SHOULD update it when I'm trying to say why uma.guide should be in the OP instead?Yeah, you fags are a lost cause and doing this not to help anyone, at all.
>>568541360Because he insta snipes 9/10 rooms ane joins in the shitposting with V
>>568541360It's not hate, it's worshipYou are jealous that you will never be me lil faggot.
>>568541385Calling Hakurakudev’s pdf “shared effort” when it was him telling you to fuck off and die with your gaslighting in essay format and you guys incorporating it with your tail tucked between your legs is all anyone needs to know about your shit site.
>>568541417that's the weekend getaways on the satono islands
>>568540328kill yourself
>in umamusume we do not sexualize the characters>anyway here are taiki's fat tits flopping around
>>568540904I would not last a minute before cumming between those tits
>uma.guide should be in the OP because proper guide >no anyone can update the rentry >why don't you so we can put it back>no why don't YOUYeah this is enough proof uma.guide should stay in the OP.
>>568541416Fine.
>>568540827You gamble for fast learner
Mambo in DüsseldorfDanchud go to Dokomi
>>568541529God bless
>>568541360Schizo who defended V because they both sit in the retarded jiggy shit
>>568541416Only if you come to bed with me.
NHK Mile CupTokyo turf 1600m725029217131867317179305
>>568541608Last time anyone tried to add uma.guide the schizo that rules these threads threw a tantrum until it was removed
Why is V and his discord raiding us this late?
>>568541728Kill yourself
>>568540868THIS IS THE RUN You haven't even hit 1st summer either I pray you get a great run>>568540873I made a scarf before but I gave my mom a sewing machine instead of using it, since it made her happier.>college sewing workshopDo you just walk into colleges for that? My college id is outdated so I can't do that anymore at least.>>568541417BASED
>reduce Taiki's breasts>no one actually likes her anymore
>>568541839why are you avatarfagging as Dia now?
>>568541858Nah id take taiki even if she was dream journey levels of flat
>>568541823
>>568541608I actually want the rentry back but with how they're acting, I'm starting to feel ashamed to want it even back to the OP. At least those who want the sloptuber guide are at least doing it for the sake of having a working guide.
we're approaching EU hoursjust let it all out
>>568541718>>568541839if you're a student or alumni, then your chances to get in are pretty good until staff says you cant come back when having you check in. Whatever resource is available for sculpting the Dia jumbo plush with retractable tongue Or just sew in a crack on the plush's bottom to manually retract the tongue.
I think you all need a smooch
>>568542003kill yourself finemo avatarfag
groove has ass?
>>568542103puffy
Hey guys I wanna be a new schizoWhich uma should I ruin the reputation of
>>568542003kys V
>>568542003all umas better get that ramen uniform it's cute
>>568542135The next uma posted
>>568542005Do you think so? I can't say for sure since I haven't been in there since covid, maybe I'll give it a try. They had open club rooms at least. Maybe I should get a sewing machine for myself after all... >Or just sew in a crack on the plush's bottom to manually retract the tongue.That would be funny ngl
neat. i've never bought ignited wit. I didn't even look for parents with it. Won't be buying it till end of the career anyway so glad prudent showed up too in case i'm SP tight.>wtf are those blue sparksdon't ask.
SHE'S CHUD MAXXING
>>568542103All umas have huge asses. Look em up in the model viewer
>>568541608Just ignore them. Their reasoning is too flawed and doesn't even want to put in the effort to update it, and would rather have it outdated but still be put in the OP. They want it back for their fragile ego.
What a fucking run man
>>568533905Threesome with Finemo and Finemoposter.
Literally me
do I win the coinflip?
i had a DREAM where Bam Margera was a secret horse owner and they put one of his umas in the game and her skill is grinding the railing to speed up.
Tokyo turf 1600m71318673 6/917179305 6/9
>>568542256this one time, i visited my future university and managed to pose as a student to get past the keycard doors at the science hall, scoring myself juicy info on the meteorology program that wasnt on the website
>>568542407Only do the coinflip if the training is well above the fail %
>>568542142>>568542061must be the schizo discord always posting the same shit 24/7
>>568542473how about you post your results V instead of trying to find a certain poster before doxxing them
who is V trying to find even
>>568542494Yanko manko...
>>568542517wish I had that knowledge 1 minute ago
>>568542494She should have bigger tits
>around a year and three months for Valentine Cafe>around 3 years for Bride Cafe
>>568542494THE YANKO UMANKO
>Lovcen drew the 2nd most outer gate for the DerbyOof brutal
>>568542407There's a Bobo hint but the overall number is quite low. At least you won't have a bricked run if you fail it.>>568542260You should get a cute bonus just for having all 5 types of sparks one one uma. Good job. Honestly though, ignited spirit WIT felt a little underwhelming to me but maybe I just had bad luck with it in cms I used it in.
>>568542494the melty that this foid artist had will be always funny and now she only draws ntr shit to spite cygays
>>568542532
>>568542551I supposed he's trying to find the "schizos" that are targeting him. He has spectators disabled and so only those who join can post the results of his room. That's how he doxxed muvluv anon.
We've been robbed bros...
>>568542653it's over...
>>568542473Fuck off
Thignkgingn
>>568542653THIS CANT BE HAPPENING TO MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>568542719Movie's design was actually good
>>568542525>V defense force herekek uma&co trying way too hard
>>568542653Say goodbye to that triple crown lmao
>>568542494Yanko has some of the biggest tits in the cast. BIGGER TITS.
>>568542653yep yep it's a Basse Terre dahby
>>568542812you're acting almost as bad as peak 2023-24 /vt/ SEAnigs; stop being like that already
>>568542661why did you use an avatar to your post? how is creek related to it
>>568542812>trying way too hardIsn't this what you been doing for hours?
>>568542193It’s a shame the artist deleted all his social media, we lost a lot of Brian kino
Thinking I'm done with CM14 prep, no Mile S on Biwa sucks but getting Mile S on her as a Front is awful
>>568542661cute creek
>>568542487That's so devilish Nice Did it pay off bigly?>>568542767BIG BRAINED BOBO
>>568543002>/v/ image
>>568542975Based mutant enjoyer
>>568542719I like the S1 design, its very cute imo
>>568542719S1 looks like flat Eishin Flash.
>>568543048Saved it from here on /uma/ actually
Fuji Kiseki
>>568542653Mihono won from the 15th gate it's possibleLovcen WILL win the dahby
>>568542897>>568542956uma&co so mad kek
>>568543246sure you did /v/tranny schizocan you fuck off to your containment board?
I spectated fine though
>>568543294Ok ILoveMeiya
>>568542148everyone can wear itbut in concert only
Nice thread retards.
>>568543341...of fucking COURSE he is a meiyafag
>>568543414It is nice. All the retardation has been filtered
>>568542975Ever since MANT started dist S has plummeted in mandatoryness. Its still good and strong yeah, but you can also just get 2 extra skills which you might lose in a S dist run
>>568543414I posted Fuji Kiseki what more do you want from me I just got here honestly
>>568543341why are you doxxing again V mad that he didn't join your rooms?
>>568543506ILoveMeiya so mad kek
>>568542975Front AND Mile Biwa!? Damn you are nuts, bwo. Hope she wins a lot.
>>568543414No one to blame but ourselves
SOON
>>568543548umama's defending his schizo buddy kek
>>568543641She has no personality outside having fat tits
NHK Mile CupTokyo turf 1600m71318673 6/917179305 6/9
>>568543694GOOD ENOUGH.
>>568543693kek ILoveMeiya trying way too hard
>>568543693are you autistic? like, for real
attention whores...
>>568543694perfect
>>568543731kys V>>568543750you too umama no one wants you avatarfags here
>>568542975ah yes, the famous '93 crown winners, BNM
>dd/pp combo>mile S>kita and ntr didn't finish their chains>couldn't close out statsAHHHHHHHH
>>568543731Kill yourself.
>>568543694
>>568543694EXCELLENT
>>568543731Don't join this doxxer
>>568543829I mean, she has her dna so...
>>568543002wouldve been bigger if i went directly into the labs with the special equipment and precious minerals. You play and pay attention to crime games enough, you develop a knack for sneaking through basic security measures
>>568543804Dude are you ok in the head?
>>568543694You've convinced me to use my uma tickets on herI won't dip into my ninjin stash, but I'll give her some tickets.
>>568543804I want my rival here....
>>568543938but why are you using an avatar?
Whos i love meiya againI keep seeing new names every day
>>568543839That's still VERY good though, bwo. Nice job!
>>568540083it's the eyes
>>568543903
Seeing people mald over pp/dd and even groundwork and activators is funny>t. Falco card user
>>568544004The main schizo responsible for shitting up the threads. NTRposter doxxed him after being caught shitposting NTR.
i joined the NTR room and did not get doxxed...?
>>568543060Tokyo 1600m kinda forced my hand here. Pace is turbo cucked thanks to frontspam and Late is not in a great spot either, so if I want to run Biwa (she's mandatory) I have to mutate her. End regular Biwa might honestly be a bit better but Front XBiwa is funnier so here we are. Presents for X can kinda work as a bootleg Kiss for Courage for what it's worth! Video was from before I built this Taishin>>568543634Thanks to MANT this is probably the only time I can do it, otherwise I either can't fit distance sparks or have to suffer with Mile C>>568543829If the OVA can sub out Biwa for Brian I can sub out Tickezo for Maruzensky and not deal with F Mile
One room left 6/9713186737131867371318673
>>568544178Stop lying V no one's falling for your tricks you do this all the fucking time
>>568544178no one's going to believe you stop lying
>>568544168>>568544178he only doxxes schizos that is why nothing will happen to you if you are not one of themthe faggot IluvMeiya was siding with schizos that time and the NTRposter had prepared the field to catch them off guardthey got played like a damn fiddle
>>568544286If Espoir City had been there it'd be such a good image...
>>568543938/uma/ truly has some of the most interesting people... I want to know more but I'm gonna go make some food>>568543980Very cute
>>568544221Kill yourself
>>568544178StrangeMe neitherAlso WOOOOO finally a win after sooo longI was in doomer mode after yesterdays rooms
>>568544345Umama defending hee boyfriend...
>>568544384
>>568544398Of course you just coincidentally side with V like how you're siding with Umama.
>>568544490Is that really all you can respond? Pathetic
>>568544221We suck bwo
777
We need /umalter/ a general where narita top road is completely banned from ever being posted and it's exclusively about gameplay
Just found out Doto is *rish
Man, I really want Mile S but the uma that I just got have all the skills she needs and the stats tooFuuuuuuuck
Are there any Uma's you canonically hug?
>>568544709So a containment general where schizos chimp out on each other all the time because they dont play the game? Yeah do that
If you filter me I will become more powerful than you could ever imagine.
>>568544345Yeah ILoveMeiya was stupid enough that he fell for NTRposter's trap. He hasn't been joining rooms ever since like the schizo he is
>>568544778In my head you hug Taishin in that one event she gets perfect training OO
>>568544778Taiki
>>568544398Congrats bwo, it's true last night lobbies were not in your favor, but also the umas in these are somewhat meta and juiced compared to Teio and El, so I understand how you feel.>>568544640I just watched the race and can't stop thinking about how neither Taiki or Nishino used their unique despite being 3 and 4 in position lmaoDigitan at least tried her best
>>568542719People will seethe at this but I personally prefer S1's design with some tweaks instead of the official Kino no Tabi ripoff we got
>>568544778you just want people to post taiki
>>568544539WhatIt's true...He didn't doxx meFlashfag was asking for it desu
Ntrfriend posting rooms contribute more to the general than any of this dramafag attentionwhoring ever did btw.
good morning
>>568544949>Ntr>friend
>>568544890you're larping with your butt buddies now? this is a new low and fuck off permanently V
>>568544890Why avatarfag?
We fucked
>>568545059That's a nice picture
NTR is my favorite uma and sometimes I post NTR.
>>568543628Digitan is so fucking cute it's UNREAL
>>568544383Exercising free will like that is part of the Minosian and Sisyphean Philosophy. You knock down the number of things to care for to a minimal amount, so you're constantly on the fence between having exactly one thing to fight for and having nothing to fight for except to spite the aggressor.
>>568544949V please.
>>568545048
smart falco or curren chan? which one will charge less
>>568545025Uma gameUma posters are my friendI dont like when people post about CCs, clubs, bots, and other e-personalities, sometimes scat, and other inane spamming
When topro comes out for 2.5 anni this general will reach critical shitposting mass and die
>>568544890what does the basic blonde bitch have to do with this post?
>>568544919I just think hugging is the purest form of love, a protective embrace with no lust whatsoever. And I wanted to know which Umas fit the bill
>>56854470176 posts off. not bad
>>568545146the thigh curves are too uncanny
where would (You) sit?
I kinda like how this one turned out
>>568545191Curren is free
>>568545230We already reached that point nonnyAlso she comes next year on February
>>568545230Or the schizo will kill himself. Both endings are good
CM14 roomNeed to test my new mile TT team against real umas.996815389968153899681538
>>568545230I like how schizos twisted the narrative on topro now that she's in global. Reminder that this all started as antijp schizo chimping out on NTR being jp offtopic.
>>568545278does it matter...
>>568545230do you really think any of them will be around by that time?it's like saying tachyonfags would ruin the general once her alt releases, but now they've gone hush hush
It's okay guys, janny applications are there, once they get new jannies surely he is gonna get banned for avatarfagging
>>568545350yes.
>>568545278whichever one is cheapest
Which bourbon is the best? 1st is missing some stats and gold skill chains, 2nd is missing DD/PP, 3rd feels kind of copeable with turf S.
>F-F-FUCK OFF V>doesn't fuck off>F-F-FUCK OFF V!!!>FUCK OFFFFFF!!!>FUCKKKKKKKK OFFFFFFFFFFFFF!!!!!>repeat until the end of timegood going retardnow V is good in my books
>>5685452785
>>568544890I need to rebuild my Nishino to have Pasa's ult. Getting luck pace with her as she is now is a death sentence
>>568545278I don't remember booking a TransAtlantic Airways flight
>>568545326will she follow in her granny's footsteps and be extremely torenasexual?
>>568544948>Flashfag was asking for it No he wasn't you schizo. He just attacked him because V doesn't post room results like a fag he is then he got mad for being called out. Stop defending him you fag
Only now do you guys realize that meekschizo was a necessary evil, he was the apex predator that hunted down smaller schizos before they could grow too strong
both schizos and avatarfaggots won't get tired of this shit, soon 3 months will turn to 3 years and both of these niggers will become background noise.
i don't even remember who meekschizo was
Remember to note the hours where we usually get all these forced drama shitposting.
>>568545230I will keep the threads alive
>>568544948>>568545480MuvLuv anon didn't even doxx V at that time. It was V who did
>>568545515Qrd on meekschizo?
>>568545578It's been all day though, like literally for more than 24 hours
>>568545230cant wait to pull for iinchoushe's such a good girl and the faggotry in these threads with the ntrposter and the retards who cant stop talking about him will NOT stop be from enjoying her
>>568545578bwo, it has been every hour today...
>>568545668I'm probably not going to scout her but I agree that she seems like a very good girl and I will certainly be tempted to scout her
Ah hell, what was the name of that site an anon mentioned that was Yahoo's auction/marketplace for finding cheap figs?
>>568545250Its her yeah, no contest. Maybe big dog too in the far, far future...
>>568545315Aiieeeee they got raped, and for some reason Curren joined them into getting raped. Thanks for joining, the difference between TT umas and CM umas is too much...
>>568545668Based, you're probably the only adult left in this site
>>568544949why are you calling your discord buddies to help you?
>>568545618Actual schizophrenic retard that was utterly incomprehensible to understand, also was a bit of a backseat janny that would keep other schizos in check with his sheer insanity
>>568545278i'll stay cooped up in the restroom the whole flight
>>568545480>because V doesn't post room results like a fag he isDoes it really matter that much..? I prefer to see results too (if only to see how much certain Umas like Taishin or Bourbon dominate) but it isn't that importantAt least NTRfag hosts rooms & joins them Good enough for me
https://x.com/AlertaMundoNews/status/2059727328767324359horses are actually scary though
I can only choose one for a front runnerCorner Accel or Speed Eater?
>>568545430samefagging will not make everyone like you kek
>>568545776e-bay?
>>568545878speed eater and it's not even close
I'm siding with NTRposter because you dramatards keep ruining threads with your nonsense.
>>568542193Bancho so cute I'm gonna die
reminder that even urara will rape her trainer if given enough time
>>568545578Its around the clock these days.>>568545613>MuvLuv"anon"He was also a faggot. Could have just shut up but no. Had to shit up the thread just to get clapped back. Doesn't matter if hes the schizo or not, act like one get treated like one. You cant hide your bias if you tried. I'd sooner believe you're of the same ilk.
TopRo has a very smoochable 5head.
aaaaaaaa accelerate faster, cygay
>>568546007very ooc tbqhdesu
>>568546007literally no uma would rape their trainer, thats illegal
>>568545878>Terribly inconsistent accel gambling skillOr>Strongest mile white skill in the gameHmmmmm idk man
>>568546073just open a JP account bwo, or its gonna be some rough 3 years
>>568545834But why did he doxx Muvluv anon for calling him out? Don't tell me doxxing is fine if V's the one doing it?
>>568546112
let settle this once and for allhttps://poal.me/ba0866
>>568546160Saving for 3 years to max out my oshi with her perfect deck as proven by true certified Nihon researchers
>>568545983>siding withAre you twelve? Extremely embarrassing words to write on an anonymous imageboard, anon.
>>568546267He insulted his oshi
what's the fastest scenarioto farm points for the event? I assume MANT is the one that gives the most points but takes the most time, so Unity's the best one to quickly farm? I need 440k for tomorrow
>>568546293FUCK YOU V STOP SAMEFAGGING YOU LOST
>>568546378but you want us to NOT side with him?curious
>>568546267Because posting results is optional. Attacking someone over that is unprovoked and lame and unecessarily shitting up the thread. Muvluv tamalove fag could have just posted the result without saying anything, why spite the guy who knows exactly who you are doing it?
>>568546405So it's fine if V's the one doxxing? Everyone here gets called out for doxxing even by accident but it's fine if it's by the avatarfag. >he plays the gameAll the while actively shitting up the threads with his avatarfagging. All of this started because of the NTRfag actively rilling up the schizos.
Just imagine if multiple cosplayers got together to make the jumbo Dia plushes with a retractable tongue...
>>568546525YOU ARE THE SCHIZO YOU FUCKING RETARD
>>568546293https://poal.me/bzpwzg
>>568546525yea its fine>t. janny
>>568546219Why do all amateur cosplayers look so uncannyIs it because they're _men_?
stop arguing and eat up!
>>568546451bakushin 6 speed cards and 18 speed sparks in URA
can you fucking faggots stop this dramanonsense and talk about the game>>568546451
>2nd place>clock>4th place>use last clock of the run>6th place
FUCK YOU C*GAMES MY HECKIN DAUGHTERINO WOULD LITERALLY NEVER BE A DEFEATIST SHE ALWAYS GIVES HER BEST IN RACES AND EVEN WHEN SHE FINISHES LAST SHE STILL GAVE IT HER ALL WTF DO YOU MEAN SHE WOULD GIVE UP AND FALL BACK ON PURPOSE
>the dude is actually still severely butthurt about "basic blonde bitch"You can't make this shit up lmao
>>568546525Doxxing is actually a really minor that and no one actually cares because chrono exists. We pretend it's a big thing for laughs because 4chan is supposed to be anonymous. The only ones scared of being revealed are - guess who - schizos hiding behind the anonymity
>>568545425>no repliesbed time it is
>>568546525Insulting ones oshi is a grave offense Would you let someone disrespect YOUR oshi like that anon?
>>568546734race all three of them against each other on a practice room anon
>>568546682Do I just wanna do the career races or farm multiple races as if it were a fan run?
>>568546707>start the best run of my life >ends garbage>start the second best run of my life>this happenedIt's weird that it happened in the same day too
>>568546734Theyre all really good but Id take middle because its on is nasty and more consistent than dd/pp. What does the gaslight sim say?
>>568546212All umas should have this body type
Cringe thread
>>568546741Can someone edit this but with NTR as the puppet
>>568546515Calling out someone annoying and hated by the thread isn't allowed? If this was a host by others this wouldn't have happened. It's exactly because NTRfag is a very insufferable personality that he's getting called out and attacked >>568546561>everyone attacking NTRfag is the sameReally now.
>>568545425>>568546734The third one >= second one > first
>>568546525>Everyone here gets called out for doxxingWhen this happened with Totopo and Bricked kicked him, I don't remember nobody being called out for it.
>>568545425Honestly I'd probably go with third desu
>>568546783Scenario points are based purely on rating so play it out like you're making a high rating TT uma
>>568546734I'd pick 1 because All non-greens gw enablers always fail when you need them the most
>>568545425Middle one seems best to my untrained eyes. They're all pretty solid though.
>>568545425Man if only we had an ingame tool that would let you race all three bourbons against each other in a private room that would be awesome..
>>568546709If I were developing this game I would actually make it impossible for her to learn that skill. Or if there's a benefit to clearing it like some purple skills have, I'd let her learn it and then follow that ASAP with an automatic (and cute) story event in which she got over her momentary mood problem and gained the hint for the positive counterpart skill (whatever it may be) with no consumption of skill points.
>NTRfag is a very insufferable personalityIdk about that dawg you schizos seem far more insufferable to be
I think I'll go to /v/ma for a bit while this calms down. I hope both of those faggots die
>>568546963You don't play the game retard
This all happened because V decided to entertain his schizo that enjoyed spamming NTR.
I miss when doxxing used to mean every little detail of your personal information being posted online, work, house, family members, etc.Now people lost their minds if their epic gametag is known.Meanwhile I use my real name in gacha games and have shared my user multiple times in 4CC, /gig/, /ba/ and /uma/
So what exactly makes end closer oguri good
>>568547070>I use my real name in gacha gamesYou're the most uninteresting person here. Have this pity (You)
>>568546754Ryan gets called even worse every thread but our resident Ryanfag never claps back. Stop with the double standards.>>568546859But it's fine if it's the NTRposter? Really weird.
Everyone's probably tired of the schizo but I don't think defending NTRfag is the way. He has his sins and all of these wouldn't happen if not for his active avatar use, and baiting of the schizos.
>>568547070Allen?
>>568547123Pulsating Cock and Balls
>>568547148>RyanfagYeah that is why he is a fag with no spine and NTRchad is a chadShrimple as that
>>568547070Hey, it's Nate Higgers, I know you
>>568538786You guys are just overreacting I swear, you keep falling for the biggest and most obvious ragebait the schizo posts. You know whenever I see a ragebait post like "FUCK YOU V" or "When will Cygames release a straight uma?" I just smirk and ignore the post but no unc has to police the thread 24/24>under the age of 30 Grow some skin ong
>>568547223Word
>>568546960not them but they both are and doesn't make another less insufferable and our threads at this current state because of both sides doing whatever the fuck they were doing
>>568546839You are free to call him outHes free to publicly doxx you if he wants to because youre acting like a little bitch the same way you consider him one and also handed him everything he needs to play you. There's no rule for it really so no idea why youre strawmanning this "I cant call him out boohoo" thing. Report him if you think avatarfagging is bannable. Umanko posts get banned all the time, right?He is also mildy annoying only, because he has been here since like what? The second month of the game? The schizos attacking him are miserably untolerable which have only popped up during mant.
I have a bwc
Which mod heads /vg/? I'll go to the IRC
stupid brat! i cant wait for you to release on global
>>568547301They both are annoying. Stop justifying the NTRfag's actions because they are both at fault here.
>>568547190Just because I sinned before you expect me to be punished for all eternity? You are fine derailing the thread every single day?>and baiting of the schizos.Do you also expect me to put the other cheek and take it, never defending myself?What are you some kind of christcuck? Come on now
>>568547215It's a spanish name>>568547249Also known as Nill Kiggers>>568547142That's a good thing, I only need to be interesting for my wife
>>568547070Kinda same, I just use my irl nickname but it could easily pass as and will 99.5% be mistaken as an opposite gender's name so they're gonna get that wrong anyway
>>568546721>No one that isn't a schizo cares
>>568547380There's no need to defend one self on an anonymous image board.
>>568547070sex with kitaposter
>>568547380NTA but you're not helping yourself and this is exactly why everyone hates you and calls you out
just fuck each other already ffs
I love Mejiro Ryan
>>568547380Maybe if you just ignored people instead of constantly poking the bear none if this wouldve happened.
was kind of losing it that my full combo deluxe meal curry wasn't doing all that much, but this proves she can go hard so now I'm not as worried. if you get a velo skill right as prudent procs after dd you get so far ahead
>>568547121Whoa this artist is based
>>568547441Then stop calling me V>>568547467>everyone hates youRead the thread>>568547518They are not peopleBack in the days we harassed schizos until they ackedYou newfags are too soft
>>568547371he is no saint, but we know who is worse.
>>568547380Ignoring retards like the Stegoposter does is the way he's also sexier and cooler.
>>568547123Straightaway spurt is the best accelTriumphant pulse is the best unique
>>568547450They would make fun of your dick size
>showed NTRfag a bit of remorse >he instantly avatarfags and proved thr schizos right Oh my God. I'm so sorry.
>>568547514Based
>>568547565>I MUST harass les "schizos" it is my dutyI wonder why there's so many people that dislike you. Truly a mystery
>>568547380you not knowing when to ignore really is part of the problem. Thin skinned niggasin of pride type niggathe other avatarfags don't get baited as easy as you nigga
>>568547565Nobody likes you, you retarded avatarfaggot
>race starts>pace chaser comfortably at the front, 4/13>skip to the final corner>11/13Say wallahi...
>>568547653>>568547695>>568547708Now that I got your attention, please read >>568547262I'm not even him lmao
>>568547695schizos do not have human rights
>>568547653What? You weren't doing for fun like the rest of us? MANT sucks, I need entertainment
>>568547778NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
May 28th, a day that will forever live in /uma/ infamy
guys please stop being meta and reply to my gameplay post instead
Sssssssssiiip
>>568547565Never did. Just in case you're not familiar with the spirit of the site's format, here's the idea; If no one knows who you are, then the content of what you have to say stands on it's own merit without being shackled by one's Identity or credentials. Please avoid bending the very corner stone of the place we all enjoy.
>>568533905'schizos' are just the thread antibodies working to get rid of avatarfagging viral infections
>>568547778I don't get it
>>568547882You need to link it to me I'm multitasking (busy masturbating) and missed it if I didn't reply.
>>568547746
>>568547931Explain the meek schizo avatarfagging then
>>568547380>>568547565See? This is exactly why people say you're insufferable. Not only you take pride in that avatarfaggotry of yours, you're also very obnoxious and rile them up with posts like this.You have been called out and asked to stop, or to tone it down countless of times but you didn't, which means, you're doing this with ill and malicious intent.>>568547653This is why you don't take sides. You either ignore both or call them out both.
>>568547951Anon was saying that you should post your thoughts on Winning Ticket's career story
This makes me want to make ramen tomorrow but I have leftover pizza to eat too
>>568547884this is also dia when she drinks my cum
>>568548060the cup is my balls and the straw is my shaft
Filter the word schizo
>>568548028Why Hag Groove instead of ShakurI thought the antisocial chud was her ramen sidekick
>>568547746>dumb g3>front runner>favorite>skip>18th
>>568547981see >>568547778
>>568547890>>568547981see >>568547778and read >>568547262
>>568547978He's gone long ago? The thread antibody doing its work
HEY GUYS LOOK HOW VTARDED I AMHUR HURRRRRRRR
I did it again nishishi
>>568547954Stop gooning to my posts
>>568548084i-i think you should have your balls checked....
>>568548093Both it and melty are retarded buzzwords only people that exclusively use this site for social interaction use
>>568547565Make a poal for your approval rating pussy.You won't :)
I'm the [blank] schizomy uma doesn't exist yet
>>568548028
>>568548102It is not necessary to pair them together at all times. Too much fanart does that with the likes of those two, Scarlet and Vodka, Opera and Doto, and so on.
>>568547954>>568547524here you go
schizo the word filter
Guten Morgen /uma/
>>568547954wtf I was masturbating too
>>568548176
https://poal.me/s08ot7https://poal.me/s08ot7https://poal.me/s08ot7
>>568548102They are literally roommates
>>568548159dia is on it dwshe likes it like this
>>568548060You've got a lot of cum, bwo...
>>568548102groove is roomate. Their interactions are pretty amusing because groove is always serious, while FM always has a sillyness to her
>>568548276>>568548276>>568548276
>>568548212>>568547524Yes, you're doing good, remember that PDM can kill you if you don't chain accel skills>wedding teamYou should stop running Curren front you freak
i have not seen a woman's bare tits irl, so i'm not good at associating bust size with how big it should lookis 78 cm a blindspot in terms of tit curvature?because whenever i see art of my oshi, it's always a mix of her being either shapely or barely there
>>568548369what's pdm
>>568548424Perfect Dark: Midnight, a fanmade rebalancing/expansion of Perfect Dark
Move whenever >>568548503
>>568548424pace down mode, when your non fronts get too far up the front before the halfpoint of the race, so the commits suicide and go straight to the back
>>568548424pace down modeit's the mechanic that forces umas to stay in their respective styles so the backliners dont push up too far too early into the race. If your end closer or late surger gets within x lengths of the front runner in first they are forced to deccelerate by the game. Velocity skills can break pdm (which is why mid race skills are so important even for backliners) and it's also dropped halfway through the race so they can start catching up
>>568547954>>568548283I was also busy masturbating earlier to Flash, what a coincidence.>>568548238Guten morgen~
>>568548517e-eh??>>568548357
>>568548357>>568548517
>>568548424Pace Down Mode.If you use speed skills and your uma gets ahead if the speed skill timer ends and she's too close to fronts your uma stops running and loses all that speed to go back, very bad. But activating a speed skill overrides PDM so many mid race skills wins you races.>>568548369>accel skillsI meant speed skills.
>>568547592This but the Chiyofag and he's the sexiest and the coolest
>>568548653But Stegofag proves he plays the game, wbu
>>568548519>>568548589ohh thatthought >>568548630 maybe meant something else because it was related to my front who aren't affected by it afaik
>>568548602Love that image, use it a bunch myself
>>568548712I finished writing that post before realizing it wasn't a pace Curry
>>568548859that's okay, and thank you for replying!
>>568547884Dia-chan is a Shazamposter?!
>>568548946Don't say thank you or I'll sexually assault you next time.
>>568548995I appreciate it then!
>>568548726It's probably most definitely my favorite Flash reaction, actually! That and the chibi Flash holding a present image. I'd post it but I'm still really feeling it from earlier esp with getting egged on so here's one of my favorite non-reaction Flash images, a cute but really sexy Furashu instead. Anyhow since I don't feel like doing more ace runs right now, how's your week so far? Good runs, bad runs, anything else fun?
>>568549320I managed to get a really solid Kita ace very quickly for Gemini 2, which is great. Now to cock and ball torture myself getting that third front ready (going to settle for the bare minimum this time and hope the other two do their job). Aside from that my week has been pretty shit due to irl stuff and the threads have been shit these past few days too but what can you do.What about you anon?
