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sex with tennacel
All major popular theories are wrong.
I have made a vow to Jupiter, unless I get a newsletter within 2 weeks, I will stop making threadpillar vagueposts of great quality and humour and leave you gentlemen to your own defences.
gungoat
>>568578884I saw that.
Personal creations anchor, reply with your latest work!
>>568578986>I will stop making threadpillar vaguepostsPromise?
>>568579048yeah, I expected that
>>568576507Get ready for Mina the Hollower posts for like a week or two.
>>568579091https://files.catbox.moe/aaw2sq.pngsex
>fangamer vinyl video ad>uses the second sanctuary for the chapter 4 sectiongood to know they acknowledge it as the best song in chapter 4
>>568579384ZAMN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>568579384Poor Pluey looks like he was tricked into this.
Lets talk about the game for once. So I think Chapter 5 will have err... erm... er...
>>568579384enjoyed watching you make this
>>568579589He looks like he can't remember if he turned off the oven or not.
>>568579626sex
>>568579384She is so small, GAWD I WANT TO BREED HER.
>>568578842Hooman!
>>568579384Why does Alphys's life-sized Mew Mew Kissy Cutie doll have a cervix and womb? Actually nevermind. Also good job.
new whiteboard later for the lag?
I like the idea of Mew Mew being a tiny dom manipulating larger shy and gullible men into having sex with her.
>>568579646thats scary...
How pissed would Fave be if they laid an egg?
>>568579981Large or not I'm gonna breed this little CAT
>>568580039Kakyoin?
Fave slept in his bathtub last night
>>568580034don't be scared i'm a FRIEND
>>568579384gonna jerk off to this
>>568580574https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9DeLfY1foYY
Noelle’s COLOSSAL futa cock.
>>568580574Why
>>568580850Why's this MF wearing a suit in the tub
Noelle with your cock so brightWon't you guide my sleigh tonight
>>568581098Don't worry he finds a way to take it off at some point before he wakes up.
>>568581147Noelle the red rocket reindeer
Noelle hissing from the summer sun. Noelle turning into her bat form and flapping off to her gothic castle.
>>568581147That’s Rudy’s job
>>568581254I knew she was trans.
>>568579384I love his face
>>568581050I'm a NEET who can't find work and I'm going through it. Plus it's cooler in the bathroom than my room
I’m surprised there isn’t more art of the holidays being sled reindeer, it’s such an obvious and hot scenario. I can’t move this mountain all by myself
We fought a civil war to stop people owning deer people as sled pullers.
>>568581846Not related to what you said but I think we can rule out the shelter conspiracy having anything directly to do with Gaster, because Toby would've foreshadowed it by having references to Santa Claus in the Holiday mansion
>>568578842The average hochi mama
Won't be able to jack my box with everyone this weekend :(
>>568582474you mean the mansion filled with electronic santas
>>568582925they're little dog toys in vague santaesque costumes and there's no symbolism about them being watchful or in charge
i have a theorycarol actually likes christmas
>>568583365No, the ones that go ho ho ho, the ones with antlers and a very knight shaped silhouette
I’m black
>>568584020>my queendo yu kno da wei
I'm blue
>>568584020tavish degroot...
I'm Black Sans.
>>568584186ererer is our soundfont. you can say aaa
Fave Enshittification
I will not play it in a houseI will not play it with a mouseI will not play Deltarune Chapter 5I will not do it Mr. Clive
...and even Noelle carved the Mr. Beast Feast.
how the grinch got dragged into the street and stoned for his infidelity
Chances of the weird route having a pivotal moment where the game freezes and hangs with a droning sound: 100%
slaves, make art for me.
>>568579091the kris
>>568585032sent, check your DMs
Fave gets bonked in the head, and it makes a funny bongo/coconut sound.
I... am Fave.
>>568585043dayumn
Deltarune but the cast are boomers in the 1960s
The Gaster making Deltarune is the Undertale version. Deltarune Gaster is the man behind the tree and was once Kris's psychiatrist. He was buried by Undertale Gaster because a UT player finding any version of him out in the open is a huge security issue with the experiment. That's why he freaks out and doesn't give you Playstation achievements when the egg rooms are found.
Slaves draw art of me sexing Mad Meow Meow
>>568585501>spelling mistakes aplentyLOST
Why does everyone just assume the eggs being "issues" mean gaster is legitimately upset about their existence
>>568585648Sorry I'm just horny for the cat. I love TINY CAT GIRLS.
The eggs mean Kris is secretly a chicken.
kris tummy
mad mew mew fucking sucks she’s literally the one design that’s meant to be generic cookie cutter genre slop, go watch anime if that’s what you want
>>568579384Was this drawn by a woman?
UOGH MEOW MEOW PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP
>>568585649Because human beings usually dislike things that they consider to be issues. I reckon.
My dad just raped me
You like to have sex with hot animals?
Man what the hell is wrong with this place.
>>568585890Dude she is like 4'5 she is so tiny I can manhandle her, UGOH SEXO.
>>568586080BOOOOOOORRRIIIIIIIIING
>>568585972Is this real
>>568586053at least 3 different things
My hole hurts from my father penetrating me
>>568585982Only small cat girls.
>>568586053my apologies, i will post hot goats to make a counterweight for the bad posts of others.
>>568585649Because people don't get the joke that an egg is a hen's "issue" so they think the achievements are more important than they actually are. They also don't get that "COMPLETE WITHOUT ISSUE" is a play on the phrase "died without issue".
affixing mew mew to my cock and spinning her like a beyblade by snapping her head around
>>568585649What do you think "complete without issue" means?
>>568586147SEXWITHTINYCAT GIRL
>>568586410are you fifteen years old
sex with goats
>>568586053>dude freaking 4chan is FUCKED UP i think i might just GO CRAZY if I hung out with these ALT RIGHT neo nazis who PLAY VIDEO GAMES
>>568579384Sorry for the weird psychosis this image causedUnless that's what you wanted
>>568586397https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Issue_(genealogy)It's a joke. "Without issue" literally means "without the egg".
>>568586464No I'm a man in my mid 20s and extremely horny.UOGHHHHHH I'LL TAKE RESPONSIBILITY.
I am an alt right neo nazi that plays video games but I am actually very tolerant and nice once you get to know me
>>568586652big if true
>>568586563I fapped to the picture and it's not enough.
>>568586652What if I'm latino and trans
>>568586652Asgore is always saying this
>>568586652let me guess, you have a micropenis and nobody loves you
>>568579384yall think it would be completely canon if alphys carved a vagina into the mad mew mew doll so she could procrastinate and get her lizard dick wet because she needs the dopamine hits after fucking up everything in her whole life
>>568586284I like this version, especially since it characterizes Gaster as enjoying puns, but I think the more literal interpretation can't be entirely discarded, and both could be true at the same time
>>568586803sex
>>568579384Bravo Vince
Never ask an alt right neo nazi what type of monster his Fave is.
>>568586953That is until I end up in the underground, murder Undyne after a long epic battle and steal Mew Mew from her. That's also the canon reason for Alphys suicide, because Mew Mew and I went to the surface together to have a litter of cute cat children.
>>568586953moids obsession with giving everyone penises needs to be studied.
>>568587139futa is hot
>>568587139penises mentioned
>>568587139The correct plural is "penes".
kris penis... ngh...
>>568587139they’re all homosexual and in denial
>>568587139penises are funny vaginas aren't funny simple as
>>568586912I’m very misunderstood
>>568587313Susie Noelle Carol Dess Toriel Sans Asgore Rudy Tenna Spamton Jevil Gerson Roaring Knight Virokun Elnina and Lanino...
>>568587357but the word MINGE is pretty funny.
>>568586803
>>568587139Moids love giving female characters penises and foids love giving male characters vaginas. Modern porn tastes have evolved to people wanting features on the characters they masturbate to to resemble their own. That's why you see Susie with big cock and muscles and Spamton pregnant with eggs and Tenna lactating.
>>568587139Only fags do.
>>568587023Uhmmm…. BOSS?
Tenna lactating nghfhhh....
>>568587573pluey...
All humans are bisexual or gay by default, heterosexuality is a modern fag larp
>>568585903would that be good or bad anon
>>568585890shes an animatronic dullohan its cool
>>568587485Hetero Spamtonbros who want to [Splurge] in female Spamton's hyperfertile pussy...we are...FORGOTTEN...
>>568587408And Gandalf the Grey and Gandalf the WhiteAnd Monty Python and the Holy Grail's Black KnightAnd Benito Mussoliniand the Blue MeanieCowboy Curtis and Jambi the Genie
Susie learning British insults like minge and wanker to make Ralsei flustered when she asks what they mean.
>>568587685excuses excuses
DUNNNNNNN dun dun dunnnnn... dud ud u du nnnnnn... dudud un dun nnnnnnn du dun dun dun dun un....
My name begins with the letter N
>>568587947Napoleon BonaparteWe meet again.
my name starts with a k and ends with a ris
>>568587663It would be pleasing.
My name starts with K.
>>568587947Nathan Neddy Nubert Norbert Natalie Nancy Nosferatu Njames Nicholas Neliza Nolan Nipples…
>>568588186Karis? What
My name starts with Y
The Gueis have instituted a social credit system in Castle Town
>>568587139It's a manifestation of castration anxiety, said Favemund Freud
My nameth starts with R and my bootye is popping
>>568588320Yusuf…
my name starts with macaronies
woof woof bark bark whine *rolls over* awoooooooo *pants for several seconds* *runs around the thread* arf arf arf! *gets collared and leashed and yanked around the thread* bark!
My baloney has a first nameIt's D-E-L-T-A
>>568587408is the joke that ralsei is straight
>>568588306i dont think you can read very well
>>568589240I forgot to include him and a few others like eram ramb pippins etc
>>568579384/utg/ has corrupted another innocent drawfag
>>568588306Anon clearly meant Akaris
>>568579384Usually I like art with smaller men and large women but I appreciate the artistry.
>>568588926holy ancient reference how old are you grandunc
the more i read the word item the less it looks like a real word
>>568589405you can’t be a drawfag and innocent, the hedonism is what makes you good
>>568589405That's not so bad I drew Tenna scat on the whiteboard before
>>568589701I'm 29. My dad used to sing that jingle a lot
>>568590071>.
nahhhh unc prehistoric :skull: :skull: ong fr
>4chan when Fave has travelled around the sun a certain number of times
>>568590193Susie...
>>568590481step back a little you’re flaking dust all over my shoes
if 29 is dinosaur what does that make a fave who is 24?
I AM STILL EMPEROR->*crumbles into dust*
I've lived long enough on this planet to know what an underrune homestuck is
>>568590735Australopithecus
I’m 21 *licks big swirly lollipop*
I love fish
How does anyone born past 2000 even find 4chan
>>568590994can i be a cat or something instead, im not hairy like that
>>568580864I saw this post and I must say I agree
I'm 32
>>568591163Youtube videos.
>>568591163they see the green meme arrow stories and go to the website to find the funny people
>>568579384thanks for doing my request! very cute, i like her very small. large pluey frightening but it adds to it
>>568591163Reddit and Twitter
>>568591163I knew it existed from being on the internet, ventured in and spent most of my time in /co/, checked out other boards out of curiosity, and iirc /utg/ was bumped right when I checked by chance, I wouldn’t have thought to search for it
>>568591163a bunch of YouTube videos about itt. 2002
>>568591414I like you. These kiddos bother me, but us 30+ get each other.
I'm 19
>>568591163 smash ultimate leaks
>>568591516>large Pluey frighteningit's just the truth
>>568591547seconded. I stayed because the site is better than other places
Beeeeeeeg plue
>>568591620I remember when a leaker was streaming Smash 4 for 3DS I clicked on a Strawpoii link and got blasted with Jeff the Killer.
>>568591163i got so sick of discord servers and twitter and this is the only place left i even remotely enjoy posting in
>>568591843Same here
>>568591163It's talked about quite a bit in like literally any of the social medias that exist, reminder that it makes it to the news whenever a new shooter pops up and also youtubers just love to document it
>>568591563I've learned to love some of the youngins. They can be a fun bunch sometimes. Oh those kids.
>>568579384today was a good day
Coming from discord tiktok and youtube comments"Social Media"I wonder how many oldfags are feeling the seethe
>>568591650one time I (side) hugged the guy dressed as chester cheeta at a promotional thing for walmart for a funny photo and i could feel the warm body of the 45~ year old human man underneath and it made me feel so fucking gross and still does to think about it so I think sex with pluey would be really really really really really scary and bad
>>568591414got eyes of blue and there aint nothing I cant do
Let's go faggots.https://www.idrlabs.com/chud-woke-values/test.php I'm super centrist, unexpected. literally the one green corner square.
>>568591923So? Ive never wanted to use kiwifarms or visit the magic kingdom on the dark web from hearing about it in the news
>>568592096Why didn't you suck off the 45 year old man
>>568591163was into pony>2004
>>568591650Mew Mew is so tiny
i'm twenty-foe now, but will i live to see chapter 5the way things is goin, won't survive
im not clicking on a link by fucking tasquefag
>>568592364>70 questionsi dont want to
>>568592096If I was the 45 year old man in the Chester Cheetah costume reading this I'd probably kill myself.
>>568592096What the fuck, how thin must a suit be for you to be able to perfectly feel the other person's body inside it? I don't believe it
The game hasn't actually explained Dess is missing yet. You'd have to be an idiot not to catch on by this point, but the same was true for Darkners being objects and we got that whole thing at the start of Chapter 3, so I think we're due for a big exposition dump really soon in the storyProbably when Susie asks Noelle "why was your mom so pissed about the guitar anyway?"
>>56859236470 questions and the stupid thing doesnt auto progress after selecting a choiceno thankskill yourself btw
>>568592593that's the fun of it, you don't have to.
Any girl below 5'0 willing to cosplay as Mew Mew for me?
Fave squatting and groaning
>>568591650I love my small doll queen
>>568592096The Shadowmen are all 50+ year old black jazz players, so the sex would be great actually
>>568591650HE IS NOT EVEN LARGE
>>568592859….how do you know
>>568592765im a man whos over 6 foot but id consider it
>>568592364I don't have very strong opinions
>>568592649Susie is so fucking stupid and its boring to watch her figure out things you figured out 3 years ago.
>>568593051No man you are gonna make me look like Mew Mew in that case, that's so wrong.
>>568592393Not everyone thinks the same way you do, some people like to investigate regardless of what the reporters or their favorite political talking figure said about the haxxor known as 4chins, also it's very possible a newfag doesn't have a bad perception of the site depending on what type of content they've seen about it, the site isn't just 'evil neonazi forum' everywhere online anymore times are changing
>>568593051bro be the pluey
>>568593176good, put on the cosplay anon and ill fuck you, hard.
>>568592920shadow guys are actually pretty big
>>568593232Nein, not possible.
>>568593275Asgore solos with his sheer horns.
>>568593275how tall would they be if they stood normally
>>568593218You don't seem very aware of what people say about the site outside of the site. Most people just regard it as a place where funny stories come out of but also crazy and edgy people that shoot up schools and also use slurs that you thought people haven't used since the 1920s. Unless you're talking about /pol/ where you can see people decapitated on the regular. Can't get edgier than that
>>5685935167'0
>>568593141I think not being aware of Dess is fair but taking 3 chapters and a direct explanation from Ralsei to realize Darkners are objects was exceedingly retarded of her
>>568592859How would that guarantee good sex? Wouldn't they reasonably start having physical problems at that age? (Although considering the modern moid can no longer get it up anymore, the shadowguys would mog the shit out of them in that aspect and probably a few more)
>>568593218I wish all people that didnt think the way I did dropped dead.
>>568593749Give me Mew Mew and I'll show you all how it's done HE HE HE
>>568593654all of that is just post-elon twitter now
>>568592765>girl
>>568592765>for
>>568593054I do, but they contrast. I really don't care if other people call others a faggot or if they want to chop it off. We need a ''political cube'' format for this discrepancy. ''asymmetry'' or some shithow has doomer been? like without my loving touch he may get cantankerous.
>>568579384this image created several new mewmewfags
>>568593715To be fair, Susie never saw the junk ball and Kris was the one carrying Lancer and Rouxls in card form.It still was pretty obvious though.
>>568592364Some of these questions seem wildly swinging to one extreme or the other and it makes me concerned some people think these things.Also I got basically the exact same result as this anon >>568593054 but the dot is directly in the middle of the "Acts" axis.
>>568592393Well hearing about a crazy place and then going there to find it's pretty mundane is a pretty good origin storyThere are some okay threads on /v/ sometimes which is where I startedI couldn't imagine going to /b/ and enjoying yourself
>>568592364I'm so woke I think saying "retarded" and "faggot" is bad but I'm not dumb enough to think we'll ever stop saying those words. Things have become so horrible in the past decade I'm giving up on a lot of hopes for the future.
>>568593654I know that to a lot of people it's the brainwashing site where shooters are born, what I'm saying is that it's not everyone and that for someone who's only seen something like thread simulators, greentext screenshots videos and creepy /x/ stories their perception of the site would be much different and much positive, I've seen this place get talked about positively on other sites when people post funny screenshots about it (none of them were chuds or site regulars), not everyone thinks it's an evil illegal portal to hell that must be taken down
>>568593936Yes>>568593997Yes
>>568594462>cr*epyumm please do not use slurs in my general this is my safe space
>>568579384i feel bad for pluey. i want to comfort him after this
/utg/ - Off Topic General
>>568594685I get to be a meme now? rad
>>568587747Good. You are no brother of mine.
>>568592765What makes you think a womanlet foid would do that?
What if Fave said to you>ANON>YOU ARE BLACK
>>568594927Why wouldn't she?
>>568587747only if it results in hyperpregnancy and we get to watch her birth pipis after pipis
>>568594982No I dominican
>>568595026Yo ugleh
>>568594982I'm celtic. By genetics I'm probably the least black person you could find. I'd call them a fucking moron.
>>568594174They both woke up in the abandoned classroom though, I think every player saw the chessboard floor, the seam plush, and all the cards scattered around and instantly understood what was going on if they hadnt already pieced it together
>>568594783maybe toby should release the fucking newsletter then.
>>568595104EH not quite I'm pretty gud and I'm training and by now I'm quite fit too so I can manhandle womanlets.
>>568592626why are you underestimating how cheap a mascot costume can be
what if the sixth sense movie ended with the protagonist realizing he was black the whole time
>>568593051tallkriscosplayerbro..
>>568595234You're still ugleh
>>568595347*rubs my big belly* im so full of procrastination and not working on that
>>568595491SHUT UP
g
>>568595761GUN
>>568594783I dont like Tobys creation so I will substitute it with my own
Fave thinks Ruder Buster is better than Rude Buster.
Tobys for Bob
I GOT THIS FEELININSIDE MY BONESIT GOES ELECTRIC FAVEY WHEN I TURN IT ON
>>568594909That was a fake post, you passed the test! I'm GAY and I only want to impregnate MALE Spamton's plump BUTT.
what if toby said that hes a nazi now what would you say
>>568594783June Direct should be any week now. Then the threads will be good...for a couple days, probably.
>>568594982id be concerned because im as white as they come
In the Japanese version they translated "issue" as 問題 which has no egg related meaning so Gaster is not just making an egg pun he HATES egg man
Man I hope Toby isn't delaying Deltarune to add Spanish. It sucked being a dumbass latino who didn't care about drama during the Twitter dipshit debacle. If it turns out he's making the game come out longer because of it then I feel like I'm going to get hatecrimed
I can't seem to face up to the factsI'm tense and nervous and I can'trelaxIcan't sleep 'causemy bed's on fireDon't touch me,'cause my bed's on firePsycho killer, bed's on fireFa-fa-fa-fa, fa-fa-fa-fa-fa fa, betterRun, run, run, run, run, run, run awayOh-ho-oohPsycho killer, don't touch my bed!Fa-fa-fa-fa, fa-fa-fa-fa-fa fa, betterRun, run, run, run, run, run, run awayOh oh oh oh, ay-yi-yi-yi-yi-wwwww!
fave, you must carry out my will. have endless arguments about cartoons on 4chan.
Why was Ruder Buster wasted on the weather duo
Fave dreamed they were fighting for money
>>568596646The battle with Shuttah also used it.
>>568596190Brother status renewed.
>>568596258"But he made Halloween Hack"
>>568596681I dreamt I was held captive longterm and raped/tortured by a man with long hair
Nigga Heil Gaster
Would hitler play deltarune?
I love that spamton Noelle swap
Why does Deltarune have a miniboss version of its battle theme but only for one chapter? Is it stupid?
>>568596930i feel like hitler had other things on his mind
Toby cannot go outside because everyone, young and old, point at him and say "look it's the guy who made the earthbound halloween hack"
accidentally saw one of my first drawings of fave and cringed at how fucking chopped they are I'm sorry fave
>>568596930no he plays untertahl
Mommy
>>568597214it takes a couple drawings to really get an UTDR character right don't worry about it. They got weird faces
I wonder if there are some Brandish and Nihon Falcom fans out there who are sick and tired of hearing about Deltarune
later I am going to a record store to listen to the new Boards of Canada album a day earlyI am hoping that it regenerates my creative energies so I can get back to creating stuff that may or may not involve funny faves :DD
>>568596930Der fuhrer wuves those kuschel tierli!
>>568597361i want her to bully my micro penis and then ride me cowboy style, still mocking me about my size.
Mein FĂĽhrer... Toby...
>>568597361She seems like a nice lady.
>>568595149And if that wasn't enough, Queen kept going "I'm Computer" every 2 seconds and then you wake up to see you're in a room full of computersSusie was pretty dumb
>>568597589But she wouldn't be able to get it inside at all if you do have a micro penis
>>568597361
>>568597589sans...
>>568597758I'm getting wet omggggg stop it spammyyyy!!!
>>568597361whats wrong with her face?
>>568598012Disgusting human
>>568597947just gotta have a lil faith
>>568597361you can tell those contacts hurt
>>568598000Okay, come the fuck on, he would not say that.
>>568597849Susie is the only character not hiding something in the main cast, so the catch is she cant question anything either and just accepts things as they are. She is the one character everyone is trying to pull the wool over. The moment she asks questions is the point of no return
>>568596821just another day in the life of fave
>>568597589>cowboy styleAsgore...
I need to buy clay to make my own spamtotem
>only transgender character in main cast is a narcissistic maniac who is ok with betraying his best friend who built his ideal body and committing murder to further his career, also turns the underground into north korea if left in chargewhat the FUCK did toby mean by this
>>568598402This is a human masquerading as a porn drawing, not a character. Utterly plastic and sexless.
jannies ban you for posting sexy furry babes but the ads on blue boards are advertising putting in pictures of your friends and coworkers to make AI porn of them
>>568598513"shes hot though"
fave wants to get red perscription contact lenses but knows nothing about contact lenses
>>568598551Advertiser money speaks
>>568598513Mad foid
>>568598402I wish I found white woman rat like noses attractive
Toriel? A character?
>>568598662This is the only place you get accused of being a woman rather than accused of not being one lmao
>>568598662I'm a moid. Finding sex dolls uncanny isn't gendered behavior
>>568598402ywnbag(goat)
We know why queen is holding wine, but we still don't know why she's holding saturn. Could it have something to do with saturn being the king of the titans, who ate his kids trying to break a prophecy, and ended up imprisoned in the abyss.
Maybe Toby shouldn’t release an unfinished fucking game for theory bait
>>568598662nice counterargument retard
I need to buy period blood to make my own period blood tenna
>>568598632Fave knows they are too lazy and filthy and will end up losing an eye from forgetting to remove contact lenses one night
i was going to say something positive about you guys but then i came back and i saw what's happening and changed my mind
>>568598468Horseshoe theory at work
>>568598850The ring of heaven's call
>>568598468toby is lightchud, queer representation but chud
>>568598513incel behavior
>>568598930what did I do >:(
i stuck the lesser dog figurine into my stinky axe wound once, neck fully extended. it still smells like fish
>>568598916fave has weighed the pros and cons, and fave realizes they must do it to truly reach their fave cosplay standards
>>568598910That will be $666 dollars- BUT WAIT! You are going to draw him fat, right? Sign this contract saying you will only draw fat Tenna with my blood (and I get to own your soul when you pass)
g o
>>568599092undyne...
>>568598468I don't remember dress lion and mew mew doing that stuff
>>568599092why would you do this to him
Drawing Deltarune characters with your own period blood ensures that you become Tobys sex slave in the afterlife. Just a heads up.
fave started doing the pluey dance to work out but fave got self concious because they realized it looks like the peacemaker nazi dance and they dont want to be making swastikas while dancing
>>568599178a t
>>568599081I'm making the opposite point. This cosplay is appealing to men who are only capable of masturbating to perfect inhuman drawings.
>>568599293Dress lion is only trans in Deltarune, he's just a transvestite in Undertale
>>568599293they support mettaton tho'
>>568595761>>568599178GOING
I'm playing Mahjong Solitaire instead of posting about newsletters and chapter 5 in order to liberate myself. It's like a /utg/ enema.
>>568599358swastikas r tuff tho
>>568599332Tony’s ghost will get fat
Looks like your trans character did something wrong... checkmate, wokey Fox.
gendershitters go away
Fave accidentally ordered off a ghost kitchen for lunch and it sucked.
>>568599332he'll just make me kiss other girls which is fine
>>568598468trannies like negative self inserts/"realistic representation" as long as theyre attractive
>>568599370>>568599449GOOOOL
Oh fucking brotherTen years of this shit, TEN YEARS
>>568599675oh no... anon accidentally thought i was a normal restaraunt... but i still have to take their order... oh no... they didn't like the food...
unironically undertale is about how you should love your friend hitler(chara) and how you should love stranger hitlers (undyne and mettaton) but wokies don't have true media literacy to get angry at it
I was there when Undertale came out, Gandalf. I was there 3,000 years ago.
>>568599675Even the spooky spaghetti?
>finally finish up MFA stuff, only have an internship to do>want to replay Deltarune and screencap dialogue for Deltarune theory videosWould anyone be down if I streamed that?
>>568599692Unfortunately Toby is also Hussies slave so he owns you.
>>568599975>stranger hitlersThat show about German kids solving mysteries?
>>568599320i spent a fortune stabbing my balls with a needle and getting my cock turned inside out you better believe i'm gonna do everything i can think of to get my money's worth
>>568600335you got SRS? whats it like?
g o a
Earthboundaru Halluweenu Hackaru, acoming toa Nintendo Switchu 2!
I hate it here sometimes
>>568600621post some goats to make yourself feel better :)
>>568600601erutobaundo arouin aku
>>568600492Just a little bit of goat, as a treat.
>>568600621It feels like nothing but underages posting right now. Either that or mentally deficient 20-somethings.
>>568600758So what's it like being a scholarly 30 year old with a big brain and nothing else going on in your life? I can only imagine the most IRL berdly type of person typed that post.
>>568600758awll hell naw bluds 30 and neuotypical :skullemoji: :skullmoji:
>>568600735g o a t !
>>568600335can I put my thingy in your whatsit
the threads are literally always the same when there are no updates tho
>>568600958Goat gods.
>>568601001no it's only bad when the spammers and baitposters are here otherwise it's fine
the problem with goatposters is they have no personality outside being gaylike do they have any hobbies?
>>568601215Sucking cocksKissing menThat's two I could probably think of more
the queers hate toby
>>568601173gg - goat god victory>>568601215>do goatposters have any hobbies?ja i play minecraft and i post on a place called undertale generalalso >>568601337 this
>>568601215Cooking, exercising, playing with myself, playing vidya with myself, playing vidya with myself while my BF watches
>>568601215My hobby? Posting goat.
>>568600934guy with no life tells other guy with no life that he has no lifenone of have lives that's why we're here
Until the newsletter comes out, SERIOUS GROWN UP POSTS ONLY. Only big boy posts now no more play time. We're gonna be trolling for some tight sliz.
>>568599975True
>>568601393queer reads like a fake word after reading it 30 times
>>568601461Fave did taxes
Im not calling Mettaton a he/him.
>>568601568I wouldn't ask that guy for details about his sex life, you will end up on a list with him.
>>568600154Depends on what your theories are
>>568601643more for me then...
>>568601439You mean your lbf?
>>568600458the frankenpussy works fine and i'm able to fuck and masturbate but im also aware having had all this done is kind of silly. dilating it is annoying but i only have to do it once a week now. i'm satisfied with it but i wouldnt recommend it to most people thinking about getting it because of the pain and expenses. i committed to it without strong genital dysphoria and i don't personally regret it, but it seriously wasn't strictly necessary for me. i impulsively put myself through such physical trauma for a modest at best increase in well being. think harder about your needs before you commit to removing hair from your ball sack
*pulls mouth off mettaton's cock*actually her pronouns are she-her*returns to cock*
>>568601643That's because it is an it.
>>568598402People jerk off to this?
>>568601831How painful was it on a scale of 1 to 10? Asking for a friend.
>>568598279I hate this conspiracyslop
>>568601825>lbfLong distance BF? Yeah, him
>>568601393I don't understand what half of this means
Does anyone have that picture of Jackenstein crying because he doesn't understand Undertale's themes?
queen just passed a law that all rooms built in cyberworld must have two doors and it's really really annoying for the architects and its really hard to furnish my bedroom now
>>568601215Reading books and comics, playing video games, exercising, watching movies...
>>568601831glad to see a genuine perspective on it, you are a cool tranon
imagine if chapter5 is good and unexpected that let us discuss about new things
>>568598402This sucks because Toriel is a sexy milf. Shes supposed to be motherly and charming and inviting, not sway her hips like a slut.
cocky want boing boing
Toriel is a fat old woman.
>>568602485ok kris you can ride me tonight baby
>>568602485
>>568602508Many fat old women are sexy, although it depends on how fat and how old.
If I have to go to work one more time I'm going to buy a ralsei plush and rip him in half
>>568601831how long have you had it for? What would you consider your motivations? agree with >>568602340
Chapter 1 didn't have this conspiracyslop
>>568602761very fat haha
>>568602886Toriel is very fat or you are very fat?
I'll come back later
>>568601737okay, what if it was a general deltarune playthrough and shitposting with /utg/ while I took screencaps/vids?
chapter 1 didn't have much to make theories about, besides the opening with gaster/vesselthere weren't really any questions that needed to be answered
>>568602173tl;dr "What do you mean theyre 'just gay' instead of centering the entire story around the fact its gay"Thats what Im gathering from this at least
>>568602024for me like 9, not the absolute worst pain ive ever endured, but it varies a lot by individual desu. i found the electrolysis down there highly painful but it depends on your level of pain tolerance, determination (lol) and how you prepare
>>568602793>inside there is a piece of paper saying "I believe in you anon"
If Toriel sat on Sans face, would he feel it? Does he have nerve endings in his bones?
>>568603019there was that thing jevil said about hells roar and the queen and the knight
>>568602173Toby is just shit at writing romance
chapter 1 will always be a great chapter for being a self contained story
toriel would unironically open the door to a jehovah witness and talk to them in earnest
>>568598402Not Mew Mew so I don't care.
>>568603131If I saw that I might break down and start crying while learning how to sew him back together I'm sorry ralsei I shouldn't have taken my anger out on you
>>568603152Papyrus felt Frisks kisses so probably
>>568603262Toriel would argue with Mormons about biblical interpretation and lose the argument and slam the door in anger.
would you rather have an unfinished game or wait for the full game for fifteen years?
Toriel hasn't been the same since she got sucked down that GAnon rabbit hole...
>>568586568>Kris is laying the eggs>The Man is Kris's son
Just saw another tumblr post about how the games obviously set up for Susie to protagonistcuck Kris (obviously worded more positively, you now how those types are) and I think I really need to say something I don't want to say, and you will hate hearing ,but the truth must be spoken.Susie is to deltarune what Jax was to TADC.
>>568603019Chapter 1 is a chapter filled with cryptic foreshadowing. One of the biggest pieces of Deltarune I have yet to see people touch on is phonecalls and birds. Chapter 4's main themes, Crickets (post-Knight battle) and Spamton heavily feature phones and phonecalls as a part of their mystique. The Dark Sanctuary themes each being different types of rings and songs.Flying winged creatures are all over Chapter 4. Spamton has a long birdlike nose and lays eggs. You know what the VERY first song you get when you walk past the grand door in CastleTown to the Card Kingdom is? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YPLn6R2T5Qw&list=RDYPLn6R2T5Qw&start_radio=1
Toriel showing you a "hilarious" AI baby video
>>568601890but....youre sucking a penis...only men have those..
>>568603501Usually I go with the latter but In Deltarune's case the former since Deltarune is meant to be experienced episodically and not all at once unfortunately.
>>568603641krisfags suicide when
>>568603641The whole "Susie is the only hero" theory completely ignores the fact that the gang are three dysfunctional people who fit perfectly together and grow by learning from each other. It'd be a shitty development if only one of three somehow grew.
>>568603641Susie is like Jax if Jax learned how to not be a piece of shit after the pilot episode and was just a cool guy after that initial moment. Also the author of Deltarune already has a designated punching bag that contains all the negative aspects of himself in a character designed to be completely unlikable by everyone and it's not the purple dino girl.
>>568603641>Susie is to deltarune what Jax was to TADC.purple
>>568601831This is a refreshing perspective if you're not lying about it
>>568603641Did I mention that Deltarune sucks
>>568601831Do you also use /r9k/? I saw someone say something similar on that board.
>>568603979but people love spamton
>>568603952susie is my second favorite character so im okay with it if toby does it in a compelling way>T. krisfag
Have you heard of SuseShe is quite the scamp
jax is a more realistic character than susie
>>568603979You didn't have to do Rouxls dirty like that
>>568603262>>568603437I always wondered what would happen if a jehovah witness and a mormon tried to recruit each other at the same. Or any other pair of like, aggressive assimilation borg type Christians.
Jax doesn't make any sense, he wants to end the game they're playing and they have this whole argument about it, just shoot him and get to the next episode, it's not like he's going to die
All the stuff about roles and heroes is just setup for when the Fun Gang grow beyond their roles as The Cage and the Prince and the Dragon and the Girl et cetera because You Can Choose Who You Are In This World
I think purple characters should be banned until we can figure out why they cause such psychosis
>>568604519Jehovahs Witness make random shit up about the Bible. Mormons take the Bible very seriously but made shit up about a new Bible.Toriel has a juicy ass.
I dont know the specifics of this "susie is the only hero" theory but it makes me think of susie's line about the knight being "All damn alone" when in that moment she is the only one who is truly trying to beat the knight and I think that's pretty cool. I'd be surprised if the game ended with susie as the only hero but I think right now that is supposed to be the case, Kris isnt just going to not betray her after all this build up and Ralsei feels the need to side with him over Susie for some reason
>>568603641I dont care about Kris or Susie. People need to pay more attention to the real important main character, (Me): the red soul.
Susi
>>568604606>>568604728That's dumb and subversive
>tfw no Mew Mew gfThe pain...
>>568604519They're just polite to each other, as funny as it would be for religious beef to exist between the weirdo cult side of Jesusfags. It's part of why they open about asking if you're Christian or have heard about Jesus in any capacity, so they can figure out if you're the right kind or one of the types that's more susceptible to a conversion or "new church" if you're not happy with your current one.
>>568602816nearing 2 and a half years now. i felt like i had to "complete" what i'd began and i pursued it vehemently without thinking too much about if i actually needed to. i feel pretty good today, but i also felt good before getting it, so i don't know if it was worth it in my case. i experiment and play with it in every way i can imagine and stay sexually active but i'll probably become less promiscuous once i feel like the operation has paid for itself
kris would be a big fan of green day i think
me and my wicabel wife.
>>568604643please don't take my susie. I need her
>>568604789Read this in the voice Red Guy from Cow and Chicken
I believe in the delta rune, sins are outdated
Ralsei as Toriel
>>568604789Not a character.
>>568604643This is why Gaster is trying to convince us he's green right now
>>568604919Wow, I hate Kris now.
>>568604297Even Toby does.
>>568603641I feel like doing a dialog amount chart like they did with TADC would be cheating because both the main character and main antagonist AND the player all don't talk at all.
Without Spamton we'd have no TADC. We need to go back in time and kill Spamton! Also stop COVID from spreading so Chapter 2 isn't as popular.
Spamton was the sign that the game was going off the rails
>>568605195It sure took some kind of derailed path
*starts jerking off and drooling and then has a spasm attack*
Guys you don't get it, without Spamton blood sacrifices the natural order of things would collapse.
>>568605331Frisk...
greeny and in betweeny
wake me up, when favetember ends
It is time Mew Mew, I must FUCK YOU.
A character like Spamton doesn't belong in the Legend of Delta Rune.
Is Kris the first video game protagonist that's also the main villain's dipshit minion
24 days until summer...
How come none of the lesser theories have a catchy phrase that's fun to say to go along with it.Green and in between won bigly because it's fun to say.
>>568605461Damn she went hard at it
>>568605647I DO like Friend Inside Me because it's very fun to say and so is I WILL NEVER DIE...
my theory is toby has abandoned me
>>568604954Please read all my posts in his voice. It makes them more fun and charming.
When do we deport this subversive
>>568605540gordon freeman if you think gman is the villain
>>568605171What if toby's playtesters who didn't like spamton were people going back in time to try and prevent TADC from happening?
do any of you watch those free movies that youtube puts out? im starting to see some pretty good movies in my youtube recommended
>fave>favorite song from chapter 4>how many times you masturbate on an average dayi must know
>>568605887Going on a walk
>>568606068I never see any recommendations anymore after turning off my view history
>>568606068AI slop? grimmy if so
>>568606068Last movie I watched on YouTube was Emesis Blue, 5 separate times
Now that the Backrooms movie is a hit /utg/ should have the next big 4chan post to be adapted into a successful movie. I vote for the Spamtotem
>>568606189>>568606191>>568606264no like actual movies. tropic thunder is free with ads. but i have an adblocker so its essentitalyl free with no ads.
>Backrooms movie was a hitblatant lie
Based On My Aunt the movie
>>568606184>Ralsei>his theme from undertale>2-3 times every day, with 2 being the more usual count>>568606186g o a
Should I see the backrooms movieI like going to shitty stuff like thatI saw FNAF2 in theaters as well but that wasn't worth it at all
>>568605195Going off the rails is his MO, so that makes sense.
>>568606483lets go together
Deltarune Da Movie staring Jared Leto as Kris.
>>568606184>kris>dark sanctuary>at least once, i dont keep track beyond that
>>568606184>Ralsei>Either Castle Funk or The Second Sanctuary>once every 3/4 days
>>568606184why does mossad keep asking about my masturbation habits
>>568606686ralsei + not a gooner = sus, among other things
done a bit of digging and youtube actually has a movie channel and theres a section filled with free movies and some of them are actually good movies. i'm surprised some of this shit is even free.
MARKIPLIER is SANS in Undertale D'Movie
Youtube employees in the thread can you get rid of the stupid fucking AI button I keep clicking on and also make it easier to hide channels without an extension so I don't get flooded with sloppa spam
>>568606908I kinda grew out of it some years ago, I think. Also I can't think of characters I care about in a porn context, especially the boy and especially his canon self.
>>568607152speaking of ai, they also have this video game section, too. it looks fucking horrible. just pleasure treadmill games that look like they were made with ai by indians.
RalsuhPut your dick away Ralsuh
>>568606184charahammer of justice2 (morning to get through the day and evening to help me sleep)
>>568607306Why does 4chan think only Indians make AI? This keeps coming up every time
>>568607343I'm naht havin sex with you right now Ralsuh
>>568603737Why does nobody talk about the third sanctuary music being the ring of heaven's call?The prophecy is reinterpreted across time and space through games of telephone.
g o a t
Is Field of Hopes and Dreams the best Level 1-1 theme ever
>>568606530Doesn't make him goodImagine having the last chapter have this character that you can't spare because he wants to kill you only to go back on that with this crack addict
If Deltarune is so popular, why doesn't it have one of these car dealership parodies hmm?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jvvDEzfalCk
>>568607760Hearing it made me realize I'm falling in love with the game
>>568604919kris would be a big fan of green
Deltarune is inconsistent
>>568607760Not even close.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yBISfv-6hfo
Deltarune is inconstipated
>>568608153https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tMt_YXr90AM
>>568607893It left me with a pretty good impression as well. Shame about the rest of the chapter
Deltarune is a game
Noelle playing game she likes Final Fantasy VIISusie enters the scenario "Why is that Bahamut the strongest but it's called Bahamut Zero doesn't that mean it should be weaker"How will Noelle get out of this without looking mad
>>568606184charaSPAWN. definitely SPAWN. it’s the most underrated it’s so goodat least once and usually twice (once early and one time later). maybe 3-4 times if i’m feeling extra horny and have nothing to do>>568607420we’re so samesies
Deltarune is shamrock
Deltarune is SEX
>>568608589downthumbered
>>568608589silver shamrock
bro my diaper fulla shiiiiiiiiiit
>>568608746Catty...
mommy...have i been a good boy..?
>>568607876>Doesn't make him goodRight, because he's still a great character even when detached from Deltarune's story, I completely agree with you.
bro my tummy fulla fooooooooooood (said Tenna, happily)
>>568608327I feel like Chapter 1 catches some flak because it was immediately followed by 2, which is my favorite chapter overall and is also the one where shit really kicks into gear. But I also have a soft spot for 1 for being this heartwarming innocent start to an adventure with budding friendships and all that.
>>568608589
Tenna goes to an italian restaurant and shouts IT'S PI-ZZA TIME! and gets kicked out by Peppino.
Until the newsletter releases, one fave a week will be tossed into the bog to appease the wrath of the gods.
Remember when Kenny Omega cosplayed as Sans? I always loved his enthusiasm, I wonder how he's doing now.
>>568609416I love my boy Bog Body...
Who?
>>568609425He did the mocap for Alex in the new Street Fighter but then Alex had a child with his cousin he grew up in the same house with since she was a newborn baby in the new Street Fighter
>>568609619I know that, why would Capcom do that to him
What snackies should Sans Undertale from Deltarune buy at the store
>>568609865an entire bucket of pure lard
>>568609865tootsie rolls
>>568609619I don't understand what westerners problem with that is. No one here in Japan cares.
>>568609865Sans would eat ketchup chips
>>568609562Ralsei wearing his cute thigh highs and cumming all over his Ralsei plushies. Ralsei is a narcissist
Sans secretly funnels Toriel and then plows her. Kris must not know.
>>568610029The plushies are a part of the plan, he's building an army
spiders are for ____
I dreamt that Toby uploaded an ASGORE remix as a Chapter 5 teaser. What a concept.
>>568610219not being in deltarune ever
>>568586568it doesn't say that
Ralsei is a secret kingpin, and those cute plushies are packed with pure blue meth
>>568610219the rolled up newspaper
>>568609970Toby...
I wish I was good enough at realistic and detailed environments to be able to make those surreal drawings of fictional characters in very mundane and grounded environments doing everyday things, like the typhlosion pedal pumping fetish drawing. I love those so much. Drawing the characters onto a photograph just doesn’t have the sauce.
As someone who grew up watching anime and playing Japanese games it was weird how common characters crushing on their cousins and even siblings was. If Toby was truly weeby then he might actually have Noelle admit she likes Susie because she had a crush on Dess and using Susie as a proxy. Or some weird shit like that. Idk.
>>568603641I wish Susie was like Jax. Susie changed into a nice girl way too fast.
>>568610323Susie sniffs one of the plushies and inhales trace amounts of product, developing an addiction and thinking it's a crush
>>568610219Web condoms
>>568610529It is weird how Susie became nice almost instantly whereas Jax never became nice until the last minute. It's like the opposite ends of the spectrum. I think both are kind of bad.
<3
>>568610219Accidental ingestion while asleep
>>568608589deltarune is irish?
>>568610523Noelle wanting to fuck her older sister gives me a boner I hope they don't do that
>>568610219this artist draws the best muffet
>>568610295The point is that an egg is a hen's issue because it's the hen's child.
close eyes and think about susie
>>568610810reference
>>568610835FUCK I want to kiss HER
Kris does the Tom scream where Susie bites their willy off
>>568610949immense stretch but its the kind Toby does make
>>568610219your pic already says it. hardcore anal sex
Found some kino with only about 300 views.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dU7qiCXheFY
>>568610835draws good fish toohttps://files.catbox.moe/f5dnkq.jpeg
>>568611119It's less of a stretch because of the stock phrase "died without issue" to describe monarchs who died without descendants to inherit. Compared with "COMPLETE WITHOUT ISSUE" from the achievements it'd be a big coincidence. I don't know how the Japanese text fits in to this because I don't speak Japanese.
So whens this guy going to show up in Deltarune.
>>568611467secondary-kun...
>>568611467His counterpart appeared during one of Undyne's traffic stops.
When are we going to meet Suzy
>>568611527>>568611584ohI've developed deltadimentia
Would Susie bite Kris's dick
>>568607717
Ah I see now. The goners are lightners who die regardless what you do in Deltarune. Nobody cares about dude with doughnut or weird big snake dude or monster kid so their sacrifice is acceptable to the player even during a secret ending where most people are saved (maybe)
The rules of this universe make no sense.
We know everything. We understand everything.
>>568612440Don't ask question. Just enjoy the stupid nonsensical lore.
i can hear her voice in the void
>>568612893The real Joel would have a Soozie statue.
Why the hell was I born
>>568613001To pay taxes and suffer.
>>568613001Some kind of joke.
>>568613001to post this commentyou are now used up
>>568613001you weren't
>>568613001https://youtu.be/JhIz6V8tvNk?t=79
Susie loves anal
>>568613001Because a couple of dumbasses couldn't be arsed to use condom
>>568613001To play Deltarune
You were born to buy merch for a demo.
do penises grow back?
Toby 100% took the money and ran didn't he...?
I'm sorry I was a born a putrid disgusting moid
>>568613245susie gave herself an embarrassing prolapse and that's why she's so embarrassed about her ""tail""
>>568613001this played when you were bornhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SW2xAfWksOs
>Drags in mud and grass all over your expensive rugs
>>568613468YOU HAVE TO BUY ITIT'S NOT A FUCKING DEMO IT'S EARLY ACCESS YOU IDIOT
>>568613493The correct plural is "penes".
>>568613508Took the money? It was only his money to take, everyone else is doing contract work.
>>568613526it's ok to be a moid
>>568613493no zey don't
krissy hypnosis
I would fuck Muffet in the ass without a condom
>>568613493Yeah
>>568613642It's a paid demo.
>>568613642You were born to buy merch from an early access.
This is the part of the movie where we all see each other as food and try to eat each other
>>568611467I have some bad news
>>568613918Between this and the porn I never noticed how massive Pluey is.
imagine being so fat you look at a person and see food
>>568613897Anon what are you talking about? You're just starting off into space while drooling and imagining my succulent roast chicken body.
>>568613897Woah, a huge green chicken leg with a question mark on it...
It's okay everyone, I have the conch.
PLEASE JERK ME OFF
Haha, Kris luv! I'm bangin' yer mother! Isn't this sweet, luv?
>>568614539
>>568614118I AM A FAT MANI EAT COMPUTERS
Toby please I'm begging please please
>>568613718I would fuck Muffet in the pussy with a condom
spiders eat their male mates
>>568615051He says as if they don't want that.
fave got thrown into gulag by a georgian peasant
Why did the mad mew mew and pluey sex drawing get that many (you)s. How do I learn this power.
>>568615268you gotta draw pluey porn
>>568615268you gotta draw mad mew mew porn
>>568615268>How did someone drawing sex porn get (you)s on a website full of horny lonely weird peopleI wonder.
Deltarune will release tomorrow. Change my mind
Chat is this true? I don't wanna give it a watch if it's just rehashing some twitter drama
Fact: Kris is extremely opiniated about Sonic the Hedgehog voice actors and would prefer others to not know this information
>>568615051only some of them and not as often as they sayit's more common when highly stressed (I.E. captivity)
Toby worships Marx and Stalin
>>568615407yeah he faked all of it the japanese translation just says the pleasure of being cummed inside for the entire script
>>568615390I'm honestly amazed you still post.
the UK has banned deltarune for its "goonable minors" [sic] and will be coming to detain individuals who's computers have been flagged as owning the game by our patented Big Bruvver software. Please stand by and wait for collection.
>>568615440unleashed was the best sonic voice, don't even @ me
>>568615268I don't care about Pluey but Mew Mew is pure sexo since she is a womanlet.
>>568615407It's just some weird guy who's bitter Toby is living his dream. I'm amazing anybody is watching it but I guess it's good clickbait
>>568615595they're calling it the gote genocide...
has anyone criticized deltarune yet
>>568615407anon are you russian
>>568615778yeah like, daily
>>568615505I too worship Marx.
is fave more erotic or more neurotic
>>568615778On Youtube? Only relatively obscure channels that never breach a million views and rarely even reach 100k
>>568579091https://litter.catbox.moe/iae987.jpegHad another go at berdly but I’m not confident I captured his personality well. Do you think he’s too broad? I was going off of his overworld sprite for this one.
>>568615381People post porn all the time and it only gets like 4 replies max
I’m masturbating to ralsei right now
>>568616002afraid I was gonna see some bird cock why did you catbox this it’s alright
>>568616023Is it Tenna pregnant lactation porn is it a conventionally attractive small anime girl getting fucked in a board full of straight men
I'm fucking Mad Mew Mew
>>568579091
>>568615819Whatever gave you that idea anon, maybe I just randomly use youtube with russian ui for shits and giggles
>>568616023period porn gets the same amount of replies get on it chap.
>>568615885Well I worship Hitler
>>568616002i'd make his shirt rounder like on the shoulders but otherwise i think it works
>>568616002Berdly in Chapter 3>Meet'n'Fuck Kingdom, Tenna>Meet and HUH??
>>568616181nice composition
>>568616271do... do you think you were supposed to jerk off to those, anon?
>>568616002Nah he looks really good m8
>>568616113I thought his torso was too broad and he didn’t look nerdy enough.
>>568616271Shock art feels like cheap (you)s i was just surprised anyone cared about either of those characters more than one guy
>>568616002Now draw his dark world version.
the obvious solution is making period blood porn
>>568613526You can begin cleaning up and dressing up nicely and you would be a clean, nicely-dressed moid instead
>>568616023Honestly I see a lot of *sexy* art of characters, but genuine fucking isn't as common
>>568616687nah don't feel like it *rots*
Kris is compared to the Smurfs not just because they're blue but also because the Smurfs are all defined by their roles
>>568616181Lovely
I literally haven’t taken a shower in 3 months and I’m rotting in my room surviving off of welfare lmaoo I want to die
>>568616023sometimes people are just in the mood, I've had simple sfw sketches get a lot of replies for no particular reason
>>568617012Not a bad thought
where the fuck is my vessel
foids, how do i know if i'm dressed well or not
>>568616181paper mario boss tenna
working on the deltarune theory video and made this opening only to realize it's not....really related to what I'm talking about
>>568617092I don't understand how people don't take showers for months, but I guess it's just because I always enjoyed the feeling of water and some people are kinda grossed out by it and suchNow, not doing laundry for months... That I can get behind!
>>568617092take a fucking shower NOW
>>568617139
>>568616023It depends on the character and it depends on what is being portrayed, if you're posting porn of a character favored by moids it's easy to get replies because they'll fuck anything but if you post a character favored by foids only that character's fans will reply
>>568617429They're in Knight's belly??
>>568586493sex with this one
>>568616002>https://litter.catbox.moe/iae987.jpegI am fond of this creatureand his very square shoulders
>>568617429can the knight give my vessel back I want to hug them
>>568617504pluey is enjoyed by all however
>>568617306I hate being immersed fully in waterI'll gladly wipe myself down with a wet cloth but being trapped in a little box and having to wipe all the water off to leave it pisses me off
>>568617510knight doesn't have a belly, they have... just a spine. or some sort of support beam
>>568617607i think if dess takes her soul out of the vessel she'll dissipate into nothingness or something sorry
>>568616172>full of straight menLOLNo need to lie about such a thing on this general of all places, anon
>>568617606I'm begging you to go outside and go find another friend group to interact with or something.
>>568617504why so mean :(
>>568617632be real the moids replying only care about the female shaped figure
>>568617780I don't think there was actually any sort of indictment in that post
>>568617754dude I think I've posted on here maybe 3 or 4 times in the past two weeks, chillare you thinking that every post is me or something again
boyz go 2 jupiter 2 get more stutider
>>568617780I'm not being mean
>complaining about porn on /utg/what
>>568617901occam razor'twas mini kris
Fave got a nosebleed a minute ago and decided to see if they could bleed enough for art to be made but they started feeling light headed really fast so fave doesn't think this medium is for them
>>568617918Case and point.
>>568617504I can reply to anything.
>>568618053But literally no one is complaining about porn
>>568618082Cannot be true as Ramb is taken the moment you plug the controller into the machine, you can die in the game prior to the MANTLE fight or even during it and quit the console and he'll be gone
>>568618118/utg/ is truly avant garde
>>568618131>case and pointthis is a diamond dozen post, anon
>>568617697I was going to jokingly reply with a picture of a Knight with a fat belly but it's surprisingly hard to find any SFW ones...
>>568617901I wish I had a picture saved that I saw a bit after the 3-4 release which was ramb eram friend the vessel and I think mini kris all being taken into a portal in front of the rabbick that shit was so funny
>>568616002sussy of you catboxing this rather than attaching it to your post
>>568618251does the little rabbit thing say the same line in that case
>>568618439>>568618439>>568618439bread
>>568617780why so cruel
WHY SO SERIOUS?
>>568618421ye