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post sillyus
Got nothing against Biwa but I'd prefer this one tbdesu
>>568586540What now?
>>568586540
>>568586683Mating press
>>568586540I dont have any....
good changes to OP, baker. Hopefully this doesn't cause an autistic melty
this is the bread
>530kgchen....
I love VF so I'll use the VF bread
>>568586540Is this the silly bread
post something big
digitan loev
>>568586947
>>568586768Wao
Uma for this feel?
>>568586540Since you asked nicely.
>>568586114>>568586128Actually always bothered me why the reminder to link your account and the webstore link were separated. Nice changes overall.
>>568587143Idk who this is but seems Hishiama coded to me
What do we think of Curren here?
>>568587359
Wonder which will stay up. I don't really mind either but just a waste to let these updates get wasted since OP took the time updating it
>>568587460*ahem*SEX SEXO SEX
>>568587614jannies always keep the thread that was first, no matter if the 2nd one is better or not. theyre completely braindead and dont care so they keep it simple
>>568587614I'll keep this thread in a tab and use it next time I bake, it won't go to waste. Probably not the next bake, since snipers are being trolls, but sometime soon.
CM team status?
>>568587689Not true, BBB threads get deleted even when they're baked first
>>568586947Sexy Luna
>>5685878492/3. I can't get that final mile S
>>568587887i dont know what that means nor do I give a shit so shut up
>>568587689>jannies always keep the thread that was firstsorry i forgot my oguri face
>>568587849i hate the inherit system
>>568587849I tried 3 taishin rules and she always manages to lose the triple crown and never gets SS speed. So I guess it's Open League for me again
>>568588000>NTR/AntiJP schizo tranny speed bakes a thread the moment we hit post limit, page 1 or not>someone else makes a counter bake right after out of panic>schizo thread stays up, other (non fucked OP) gets roastedalways happens you disgusting REDDITOR SHUT UP
>>568587849ready to go
>>568587981It stands for Basic Blonde Bitch and the threads with her in the OP get deleted or ignored even though they are baked first. I don't get what's difficult to understand
>>568587689I think it's whichever has the most comments before janny wakes up
>>568588070i swear taishin keeps hogging mob uma walls even with 400 wit and savvy
>>568588137>always happensthis is literally so easily disprovable
brown sex
>>5685878493/3 but I'm still trying to remake my Ulala since her stats are baaad
Im playing FF1 on the GBA again.
>>568588474very useful and important information JPfag
>>568588474use full words puppet retard
>>568588474>FF1>GBAIs that ACTUAL FF1, or whatever the fuck the US got that was marketed as FF1?
Why do you use Oguri, Doto and Laisu as the faces of vile shitposts when they're all pure?
>>568588575the US got the same FF1 as japan, they only started fucking around with numbers after that.
I plan on replaying FF6 too next week.
>>568588590nobody uses oguri for shitposts though
>>568588590Oguri is a pure cuck
>>568588774Oguri ain't into old men, unlike the Bimbo you just posted.
>>568588474For me it's still FF Tactics. The nostalgia just hits right
>>568588590oguri is mostly used for advice posts though?
>>568588713They started fucking with the order AFTER the first one? What... but why?
>>568588851all umas are into old men (25 and up)
neck yourself pedophile go back to your containment board
>>568588540No one here plays jp
>>568588713bwo I am confused with this
>>568589137
>>568589137No reason to be so angry, Ahmed.
>568589137go back to xitter filly hater
>>568589106Does this guy actually do NSFW?
ok i removed the frame i forgot to take out from last time
average fast learner + medium s run
>>568588968>>568589186final fantasy 1 was only translated and released in the US three years later in 1990. by that time the SNES was about to come out. so there wasn't really any time or good reason to bother with translating and releasing the two additional FF games for the NES that had already come out in that time period, and it made more sense to just release the cool new game for the cool new console. who the fuck knows why they they decided americans don't deserve FF5, though.
>>568589364For some reason he refuses to do so for umamusume
>>568589335NO NO NOpost the Sweepy version, pls
>>568589480Okay now this makes sense. Didn't know they had no plans to follow it up with a sequel though
>>568589137I didn't know filly lovers had a containment board...
>>568589480>why they they decided americans don't deserve FF5It took till gay ass FF7 for JRPGs to get truly mainstream and a selling argument beyond a small niche, that's probably why.
>>568589631It's called /bag/Great place but only during new announcements
I'm considering leaving my club at the start of the new month. My performance has been lacking and I'm sure a new member would better appreciate the spot.Yes I'm in Mambo
why are there two threads
>>568589631Loli content on 4chan has always been restricted to /b/
Oh boy a new thread I can't wait to pos->early posts are mostly images of the symboli fraudThread ruined. Mood ruined.
>>568589790Proof it
>>568589370This is how I imagine our Spechud after giving food reports
>>568589790we will miss you Danchou
>>568589858cuz trannies and antijp faggots cant contain their disgusting autism
>>568589790rip bozo
>>568589858Just two early bakes is all. Normally we use the first one but the baker of this OP took the time to update it after melties over it last thread
>>568589860we have multiple loli threads in /a/
>>568589860Normal loli is fine, only real life loli is restricted to /b/
gooning on /c/
>>568589475no PoC either for good measure
>>568590185gooning on /uma/
>>568590110>real life loliuhh your global rule 1?
>>568590251As Shiraoki-sama wills it
>>568589998>>568590141fuck off jp troons
>>568590110No.
kingu love and devotion
>>568590476
>>568588474Based. I'm doing a 2 monk/2 red mage run and it's kinda ass
Bwos I'm falling into the keiba pipeline HARD. I stayed up til midnight to watch the satsuki sho and I'm extremely excited for the DAHBY coming up. Not only that but Japan sending the entire gold clan to try to storm l'arc kinda has me riled up in a good way. What's happening to me... is this what it feels like to become an ojii-san for real?
>>568589631we used to. rip /l/ sfw loli is fine on many boards, though. NSFW loli is b& all over 4chan, I'm afraid
>>568590613Welcome to the pipeland. Also, who are you cheering for tomorrow?
>>568590360real life lolis don't have to be sexual or pornographic
>>568590704>real life lolisthese do not exist, loli is exclusively 2D, tourist
Wait what the fuckMr. Cock and Balls has Spurt hints? I literally haven't get it even once
>finemo keeps speedrunning her event chain when I need Speed Star
>>568590476Phone posting so I can't crop my profile right now. I also don't want to get kicked by danchou before gibs are distributed
>>568590704sadly even in /b/ they ban you for talking about totally not real fiction greentexts, but tranny porn and political bait is ok, fucking jannies
uma musume?
>>568590840When I open a jav website and click the loli tag I get 3D lolis
>>568590937Pretty DAAAAAAAAAHBY
>>568590937chisai musume>>568590840this anon is cared of raising his power level
>>568590667Lovecen. Watching him win the Hopeful Stakes out of nowhere, then actually take the Satsuki Sho... what if we get to see a triple crown winner born this year? And I'm pretty sure he has no real pedigree to speak of, right? But he has good competition, it's genuinely exciting, I suddenly understand how horse racing translates so well to sports anime style storytelling.
uma musume
>>568590868if you're who I think you then I should probably not extend an invitation to my club, since 1 sprint URA career every 3 days would not cut it
>>568590937pretty derby!
Attention please!>King Halo Wife.That is all.
>>568591109god I hope that's him
>>568591086die gooner jp turd
>>568591086sex
>>568590963no you don't
>>568591316cronrch
>>568591240>>568591291the duality of /uma/
Forgive me Sky, for I have jobbed…
>>568591316bro spilled it all what the hell
post something cute
Hello and early good night friends!!
>>568591526I thought it was Doto even though it wasn't a chestnutter, he fuckn done goof'd
>>568591349go search for loli on a jav website and post results
>>568591239I'm probably not who your thinking of unfortunately
there isn't that much time leftremember to #PullForCurren
Stego cute.The rest are cute too.
>>568591763But I already have Curren?
King cute.
>>568591526Probably didn't like the taste. iirc some of those lollipops do taste weird?>>568591631
>>568590862STOP
Gold City feet in my mouth
finishing in Curren
>>568591763but she leg locks me every time
I hate that you fucking faggots told me to not get fine motion, I feel bricked
>>568591673I did
>>568591662
>>568591841Why the flower vase?
>>568592045I'm one of them. I'm so sorry
>>568592129what kind of shitty jav website filters the word loli
>>568592161It is the trophy/award you get when you win the Takamatsunomiya Kinen.
>>568592045?Who said this and why did you listen? Deserved truthfully tbqhimo Anon.
>>568592045idiot. finemo is literally the only good wit card.
>lobby conversation>maruzensky asks you on a date (actual date) because everyone else rejected hergwos.... is she.... ugly?
>>568592284these are the kinds of people who unironically use sites like pornhub
>>568592354SHE'S OLD
>>568592284most of them filter edgy shit like loli and incestUma Musume has cuter girls anyway
>>568592045You should be skipping Ramonu wit for Ancestors and Guides as well btw.
>best run ever>no mile SFuck it I'll wing it or die from this time to gamble, one ace ready
>>568592501well then it clearly wasn't the best ever now was it?
>>568592045I told you to single spark it and use the buhi ticket + free ticket + uncap to mlb. you can probably find my posts in the archive. you should have listened to ME
>>568592354obviously, just look at this hag, who would ever go on a date with THIS?
>>568592045We're close to the Summer Maru/Fine Mo banner, just wait a bit longer and roll on that skip out on MLBing Tach if you have to
should my king halo cheerleader with 450 stamina run in the spring tenno sho?
>>568586114>this sicko looking in windows at night
I know Falco and Air Shakur aren't very popular because neither of them is overtly into (you) like the other umas, but who are the current unpopular umas in jp?
>>568592045We're waiting for that SMaru + Finemo banner bwo... It'll be worth the wait bwo... trust me bwo...
She just can't stay away from me. I can't wait to pull for Sweepy.
>>568592305Are we straight up memoryholeing the fact that /uma/ said fine motion was trash and marvy and tachyon were enough and how it sucked because It was a glorified guts card and a million other gaslights
>perfect run>no head on>even chained 5 races in senior year out of desperationi dont need it right? right?
>>568592426The first website that shows up when I search for jav is jav.guru and it does not let you search loli but if you to the tags section their third most popular tag is loli. I don't get the logic
>>568592789yes because the retards pushing that gaslight all quit the game because they didnt roll Fine Motion
>>568592789Yeah I remember everyone in /uma/ talking about how fine motion card sucked kek, then again I didn't pull for her because I was saving my pulls for umas so the gaslight was useless on me
>>568592045Reminder to never listen to this thread, they're trying to gaslight you so they can beat you just like every sloptuber
>>568592683Ok I was fully expecting to just use 5 clocks on this what the fuck. She has no heals. She does have 650 guts though. I don't understand this game sometimes, I guess I got lucky that my rival wasn't an uma with a blue unique?
>>568592970Dokadoka is making me dokidoki...
>>568592970Mayacchi also has no heals but just a standard distance
>>568592725like, jp only umas?probably the ones you never see mentioned besides when it's about how irrelevant they are, air messiah, believe, no reason
>>568593169Bubble Gum Fellow so forgotten she isnt even brought up....
>>568592970Great mood also gives you stats up, plus you probably got high guts which lowers stam requirement, but still you got lucky without having to clock
>>568592045I also didn't roll, because I wanted to double-spark the all-uma banner and spark Chocolate Robot. I made the right call, because Seiun Sky and Summer Hag spooked me on the all-uma banners and then Curren spooked me on Bourbon's, but it sucks -badly- not having my own Finemo. Maybe I'll get lucky and get 4 copies of Finemo in my 400 pulls on SMaru's card, so the last 3 months before Ramonu I'll actually have a good wit card, but it's sunk cost and I'm not expecting it. I chose umas over cards because I wasted my newfag pulls from July through September just pulling randomly, then hoarded from October through December for Kitasan, then saved through February for umas. Not pulling on umas -ever- is very, very shitty. tl;dr not rolling for Finemo hurts, but unless you had 60k, rolling on her was risky. I didn't have 60k so I skipped. But now I have pic related so I'm set.
>>568593246dont shay that...
>>568593246why is she blowing bubbles when she should be blowing me
Absolute Absolute Absolute Absolute Faith
>>568593169yeah I'm asking mainly about the jp only umas because I already know about Shakur so I was wondering if it was just those two or if they were other umas which jp was lukewarm about
Curren Wit is a good card
>>568592725Falco is very popular though, also she's one of the umas who love her trainer the most but she can't tell you since she's an umadol
>>568592789Despite playing for an extended period, I am new here, so I wouldn’t know. Hopefully these people have been raped to death in real life since then.>>568592769I’d like to teach her about a special potion that only men can make…
>>568593246Bubblegum Fellow is fucking tragic because I like her but her career is such a nothingburger because all the people that matter to her doesn't exist in the game. And it'd be one thing if she was a year 1 Uma, then I'd get it, but she's not, so it feels doubly worse they even bothered with her.
>>568592725Royce and Royce, Air Messiah, Daring Heart, and Kiseki would be the least popular if you went by the amount of fanart they get.
>>568593461>No...>+Energy >+Playtime's Over>chain endI agree!
>>568592789Because the people that fell for that gaslight quit the game.desu I think part of the reason MANT kills the game is that MANT is the first scenario where everyone that saves and spends wisely has multiple MLB SSR cards so uma pullers are getting fucked
>>568593246she has an alt she must have some fans right
>>568592725you actually don't really know shit. all you know is regurgitated chink memes taken at face value.
>>568593461BUHIIIII
>>568593543This makes your other chains more likely to finish too, by the way, so it’s actually optimal to call Curren ugly
>>568593483Falco is pure and a best, there's a reason she's the second-cutest Uma of all time
>>568593537It's funny because they're all for you. So they just got unlucky.
>>568593579>Because the people that fell for that gaslight quit the game.I'm still here bwo
>>568592045idk how people could borrow her for so long and then just be like "nah i dont need this" when it comes out. Granted the competition for card slots is high now but she's just solid no matter the case. What's the rationale for not getting her?
>>568593647Curren Wit happened right after Fine Motion. You could have skipped Fine Motion for Curren.
>>568593537Daring Heart has only existed for like a week. No shit she doesn't have art.
>>568592725Falco literally has 500 trillion fans
>>568593537i mean 3 of those were just released THOpearl is probably the most unpopular considering how long shes been in the game
>>568593869>Daring Heart has only existed for like a week.Brother she has been in "introduced but not playable" jail for like, a year+
>>568593579reminder that VF lost finals to some guy whose only MLB SSR was kitasan
>>568593507>Despite playing for an extended period, I am new hereWhere the fuck were you?
>>568593653I swear Curren has the weirdest event. Apparently if you fail and get a "Don't Overdo it!" event of hers, you can say her that you'll hate her so she'll rest
>>568593537>low amount of Kiseki fanartFor one second I thought you were talking about Fuji Kiseki and I was ready to call jp a bunch of faggots and god knows what until I saw there is TWO Kiseki and like..oh
>>568594003Reddit
this spherical lass is heading in your direction
>>568593537Holy shit, noone tell Pearlanon.
>>568594076who
>>568593393Keep it up, Bobo...
>>568594076She is the only one on the lower half of the graph that is literally fresh. Bitch got shown on stream then put in the game as playable in the span of less than 2 months.
>>568594114AIIIEEEE
>>568593778Gaslight victims
>>568594076Boyshorts sex. I am now saving for Kiseki.
>>568593778There were genuinely a bunch of people convinced (and trying to convince others) that the best wit card in the game and auto include in every deck for at least 9 more months wasnt good
>>568593579>everyone that saves and spends wisely has multiple MLB SSR cardsand coincidentally ALSO every meta umaie dolphins or buhis. anons who have>Kita/Creek/Finemo/Fuku/Riko/NTRinvariably have most of the following umas:>Seiun Sky>Red Maru>Hag Maru>Xoguri>VBourbon
>>568594114Yay!
>>568594112My condolences. I've been there early times but they've never talked about the games only pulls, fanarts, and meymeys
>>568593778I was in the thread during the peak gaslight, apparently they were really scared of getting Kawakami instead of Finemo kek
>>568594291All-Spark? You...didn’t skip it, right? The most important uma banner?
>>568593950VF is a lolcow that loses CMs no matter what to be fair
>>568594302the umamusumegame subreddit is a huge mix of people that have never read what a skill does and whales twice as big as our biggest spenders. Genuinely baffling posts in there sometimes
>>568594237The funny part is people are trying to do it with tachyon now, which will lead to another wave of permabricked trainers that will quit the game. NEVER listen to /uma/
Today... I looked at bakushin racewear with lustful eyes...
>>568593483Falco likes to sit on my washing machine while she looks me in the eye. Weird.>>568594003Not here, because I have a Discord thread. It’s kind of dead for the same reason that this place is evidently in decline. I had a positive initial impression, but these threads do seem to largely be only superficially or tangentially related to the game, preferring to focus on an endless schizophrenic war.
>>568593537why the fuck is rice so popular??? Also I thought air shakur would have less fanart, chinks are fucking liars holy shit
>>568594380They deserve it, the reasoning was so stupidAnd they didn't even thought it was weird how the previous day it was full NOOO DON'T PULL HER YOU'LL GET BRICKED BY KAWAKAMI, but during the banner's run it was full of pulls, mlb and bragging about it
>>568593778I actually rarely borrowed her. My main reason for being gaslighted was "you just need RB for races and you wont train that much" and believed it like a fool
>>568593778Think about when her banner came out, its proximity to Kitasan rerun, XOguri, and NTR banners. It's totally understandable how, if you didn't already have a 1lb Fine, it wasn't worth it to sink 60k into a banner and/or you didn't have those virtual shekels because Kitasan had just bankrupted you. People who joined after the first Kitasan banner and were sitting on zero copies of Kitasan play a different game than people who got 2lb Kitasan or even mlb Kitasan in her first banner. It allowed them to dump 400 rolls in a banner like Finemo, for example.
>>568594291having strong umas isnt really a sign of pigging desu. ive gotten spooked by everything on that list, or got it from the obligatory tenner i toss at every uma banner. however i still don't have oguri classic and had to spark fuku's alt banner to get her.
>>568594735gross
>>568594380Ended up pushing all four-hundred pulls because I went from no Kawakami to 3LB Kawakami. Feels a little bad.
>>568594582No...
>>568594545Yeah I laughed when I saw a second image hit that shitty sub. Like it's not as bad as skipping FineMo, but people without Creek or FineMo are 100% going to get gaslit into skipping Tach and then realize they need to borrow multiple cards.
>>568594735cute!
>>568594520I already went here before trying that subreddit, and because they were so dead back then. I think I dodged a bullet. The main subreddit is just as clueless if not more, though. Baffling posts in there as well
>>568594797Rude.
>>568591782dont give a single fuck for leftlike he some cute stego boy thogold gold
>start career>4% of failing>fails
>>568594746Ok that's fair, I hadn't considered new players. I don't envy them...
>>568594582Same but Ballroom Bakushin
Rice is ugly
Why are people still trying to cope over their Brickakami banner pulls
>>568594520A few days ago I've seen a post get downvoted because he said runaways can't spot struggle with normal fronts kek. And yes I'm talking about the pvp reddit not the main one
>>568592863god she is so fucking cute aaaaaaaaaaa>>568594797god youre so fucking ugly aaaaaaaaaaa
>>568594629>NOOO DON'T PULL HER YOU'LL GET BRICKED BY KAWAKAMII remember that in /v/ma they told me that support banners with two featured cards just meant that both supports were at a 0.75% rate up so kawakami didn't take away from any of your pulls, you were equally likely to MLB fine than in a banner where she was the only rate up card. How did yhe "KAWAKAMI WILL BRICK YOU" gaslight even begin
>>568594964That's an instant glue
>>568594750>spoilerYou are based in my book.I got her with the paid ticket
>>568595159Literally just people being retarded
2026 Takarazuka Kinen Fan Vote — Final ResultsTotal Valid Votes: 4,168,985 votes
>>568595120>god youre so fucking ugly aaaaaaaaaaaThat's not what your mum said aaaaaaaaa
>>568595040
>>568595081/uma/ told me the opposite.....they cant?
>>568595159Lack of understanding in probability
Dont lust after the sprinter king...
>>568595241It works
>>568595159You are stupid.
>>568594417I don't know if you're trolling or not, but no, I didn't skip it. I hadn't rolled for umas since the day I created my account (25 July), and in the fall saved 400 pulls for Kitasan, then saved a double spark for all-uma banner because I wanted Red Maru (oshi). I also wanted Bourbon so I sparked her Valentine alt. but I got fucked on Riko's banner, had to borrow her for the entirety of Aoharu (didn't even R Riko, so giga-fucked) and I couldn't afford NTR/Fuku either. When Finemo came along, I looked at my carats and realized I could either sink everything (75k) into Finemo and bank on that 58% chance, but if I got fucked by RNG, I'd end up with a 1lb Finemo at the end of 400 pulls, a completely useless card. The rewards simply weren't worth the risk. So I've played MANT without Finemo which has really sucked, but it let me pull Kitasan and Ardan and Tamamo Cross instead, so it's fine, and now my pull plan is solid.
>>568595289
>>568595519i am coomed to dis female
>>568595428you cannot stop me
>>568595329Fronts only spot struggle with Fronts and Runaways only with Runaways
>>568595519Don't post her next alt PLEASE!!!
>have a daiwa that is 1 length stronger on the gaslight sim with mile s vs a suzuka that has speed eaterI think I'm running the suzuka because there is no way cowtits proc her ult reliably when smaru and vb are the 2 other slots on the team. I might just run suzuka as the cheerleader that finishes the speed eater combo
>>568595690>>568595289
>>568595289I want to sniff Boykushin
>>568595620these two are a danger to young boys>>568595697these two are a danger to old men
>>568586114So I watched the new age movie last weekend as a complete outsider. It was amazing, the plot and animation got me hooked. She wanted to talk during the film but I had to silence her lol that may have hurt our relation but anyway.I'm a fan of Agnes Tachyon, she is just my type. Also found it funny how the protagonist got so mogged by her she got practically mindbroken lol There were some moments where the movie got into a depressing mood which surprised me.Fuji also a cute, her racing outfit is way too erotic!All in all had a great experience, I think I will get into the anime and OVA's, the characters really are endearing. I'd get into the game but all the different systems and currencies gacha tend to use are always to complicated for me. Also my phone is a shitbox.Thanks for providing context last week, got a blast.
676818621463Pretty good Front Grandparent. nyo it's not mine
>>568595637She's just asking for it.It's not rape if she's blatantly asking for it.
>>568594997To this day I fucking wish I'd heard about Uma Musume's global release earlier. I've loved the anime from day 1 in spring 2018, but I didn't hear about its global release until July 25, which you might remember was right at the end of the Kitasan banner. I was a total newfag, new to gacha, and it took a week to get some bearings, find /uma/ and start learning. I could have started the game with a 2lb Kitasan, fuck me.
I would any Bakushin. She is cute and earnest
bakushin is my wif-ACK
>>568595797Yeah the movie is a good time. Glad you liked it
>>568595815>another bobo gpgyeh.........
>>568595465Evil Neecha is hot af. I need her and villain Creek to team up and take over the world by raping me.
>>568595797Peak! Don’t play the game!
>>568595895Bakushin's projection is off the charts with this event, holy shit.
I love how the Os are either complete retards or sex bombs.
>>568595797That’s cool. The first season is the weakest, perseverance. Hope you have fun.
>>568594861+5% odds is actually huge wtf
>>568595797A secondary was born
>>568594628Rice is a multifaceted creature with many exploitable gimmicks for fanart. Her gimmicks are:>Being evil>Being an assassin>Being a stalker>Being unlucky>Being cute>Being your little sister>Being a loliShe was in the spotlight in the anime and is associated with Bourbon and McQueen, who are also relatively popular. Then there's a variety of memes in umamusume fanworks about umas being clingy, trying to wrap their tail around you, trying to smell you, trying to rape you, getting their ears rubbed, etc. You can get an insane amount of fanart out of Rice by exploring her traits and going with whatever is currently popular with the community at large. Rice is simply too powerful.
>>568595637bakutits are underrated so muchlook how good those are
>>568595965Yeah Bobo gp is a bit unfortunate but it's the only parent with a good 3* blue and a good 2* Pink with 2* Groundwork, Wit, DD and PPWish it was a Medium pink so I could start building a Medium Front parent tho since I already have a pretty good Mile one
>>568595959Cute Journey
>>568596054Or both, in the case of pic related
>>568595797Glad that you enjoyed it anon! I highly suggest watching S1~S2, then think for yourself if you'll want to watch S3. OVA is also a good watch. >gameDo yourself a favor and don't, or if you're going to, skip our current scenario "Trackblazer" and wait for Grand Live/Grand Concert>>568595849not him but I'm surprised you didn't hear about it at all. It was the craze the first week, and everyone had memes of it including vidrel
>>568596098Don’t do this…I need to sleep.
>>568595938Shouldve just bought an account with mlb kitasan for 5 dollars bro...
>>568596261AI has gotten pretty good.
>>568595848You couldnt keep up and she'd bakushin all over your dick before you coukd make a move
>>568596151Uma anime came out before the game. I hope you've watched it.
>Slop*fires my commit suicide beam*
>>568596189forgot to post the image
Ah there goes my daily Stego onsen. Big part of me wants to buy a harmonica and learn her song. Trying to control myself though because I have nowhere to play it that wouldn't classify me as a public nuisance.I really want to touch her ears.
>>568595797watch s1 of the anime now and realize that spicaman is literally me (and also you)
>>568596431You are only a public nuisance until you're good at it
>>568595895>for nowShe is the class rep, trainer and trainee relationship is off the table, she never said anything about the future though.
>>568596189>>568596426The definition of "medium is premium"
>>568596528you wouldn't catch me sporting that fuccboi haircut
HAHA OGURI FAT EAT MUCH VERY FAT FUNNY FAT PERSON EAT A LOT AHAHAHA OGURI SO FAT STUFFS HERSELF WITH MUCH FOOD VERY FUNNY HAHAHA
>>568596130Yes it adds up and the low specialty priority on SMaru speed is a legitimate downside. Like Tach for sure falls off after her scenario ends but falling off in this case just means going from best speed card to like 3rd or 4th best speed card. You should only be skipping her for Maru if you get no copies (or like just 1) from your first pity and have a 2lb+ light hello
It's just so funny how the general reply to anyone curious about the game is "don't" because even I wouldn't want my enemies to suffer with MANT
>>568596380Not sure how is that related but I did, playing the game is all I need to stay as a primary fan though, all the canon desirable things are in the game
>>568596160She is the glasses of Uma, in a sense.
>>568595286that joke is as ugly and as your dad that left you and your mom
>>568596706>as ugly and asOH NO NO MINOR TYPING MISTAKE DETECTED
>>568596431You're already a public nuisance here so why stop there
>>568596558You are only a public nuisance until you can be bothered to play the game like stegoCHAD is
>>568596650Onny started the gacha bc of her.I love Ogurin so much...
>>568596650hahaha I love that one
>>568596292I don't use social media (no twitter, discord etc) except YouTube and it took awhile for videos featuring horse girls to make their way to my Recommended. Downloaded the game within the hour of seeing the first one, immediately chose Suzuka (episode 7 of S1 is forever peak kino) and got a lump in my throat watching The View From the Lead is Mine go off for the first time.
Reminder: She's 15 years old.
>>568596673MANT is just super unfriendly to new players. Needing to hit race bonus targets when the best thing a new player can do is buy an MLB Kita account and just save is impossible. Obviously they can still just meme around in URA and Aoharu but whats the point in that
>>568596706ESL DETECTEDSHITSKIN WARNING
rice and spices and sausage for dinner again
>>568596943Artist?
>>568596918>Thoughts?Loli Dia is the hottest loli in the franchise.
>>568596839You're already a public nuisance everywhere so why continue living not playing the game like stegoanon is?>>568596918neck yourself pedo tranny
>>568596918SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEX
*fixes your coffee*
>>568597001you mean like, which AI model or...?
The forgotten (raped)
>>568596918must breed
>>568596936Now I'm horny
>>568597119The twitter you got it from, then.
dia sexooooo
>>568597119Can AI do chromatic aberration already?
>>568597001https://x.com/uma_EMsan
>>568596936teenagers umas are horny creatures
>>568597130Fuku summer alt, TRUST
>>568597278Thank you.
>>568597130Cygames knows she would be too strong if they gave her another alt
Who is the most powerful Uma in kayfabe, anyway?
>>568596664It's also phrased deliberately misleading because the 5% is between both cards at mlb. If you consider maru LB1 (which the meme implies it's the better choice) the difference is 7.5%
>>568597374You don't need more than a wedding alt, tbhdesuI hope she appears in my stable some day...
>>568597495GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR WOOOOF WOOF GRRRRRRRRRRRR AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>568597475>in KayfabeRoyce and Royce and it's not even close.
>>568596664Yeah I was debating skipping Tachyon (mlb Kita/creek), but I don't have a second SSR speed card. Sure I'll get one in the SMaru rerun but a) that isn't until late August, b) her speprio is low so she's a highroll card the same way Finemo is now (and every Finemo user knows how the Irish slut will go entire careers with only 3 wit rainbows sometimes), so even though I could dump those 400 pulls on Wit Bourbon instead (am mostly frontfag), I'm thinking Tachyon will just be a good solid speed addition to the deck, and it'll be fucking nice to have 2 speed cards with 80+ specialty priority. It will make speed highrolls in GL more consistent, which will be nice because of increased speed cap. I realized it was either pull Tachyon or wait until speed Pasa, and the choice was easy at that point.
>>568596931That's understandable. It also took my Youtube a while to get uma or horse related videos/shorts>Suzuka (episode 7 of S1 is forever peak kino)Patrician taste. I kneel.
wide hips
you cheeky cunt, I knew something was gonna appear
>>568597130I believe in Gyaru Groove
>>568597495umanko and umanus
>>568597695*ruins your game*
>>568597130They're probably saving Rudolf for a very big event
>>568597695imagine if her pants had a big pee stain on the crotch haha etsuko omorashi haha !!!
>>568597695my fellow coworker wife Etsuko can't be this cute!
>>568597739I need this
>>568597130soon
>>568597851Well here's Fine Motion having basically her own event and no alt...
>>568597851>symboli WHOdolf
>>568597130Why cygames hates Pasa so much? I can't with this slander
>>568597658there's just nothing like it. Cingray has some fantastic moments, Super Creek being one, Oguri's Kasamatsu races being another, and there's great moments in S2 also, but the pure fucking hype of a dominant front runner just curbstomp the competition for sheer love of running still hasn't been equaled.
>>568592045This. If I ever meet anyone from here IRL. I will force bleach down your throat. Stupid SEAmonkey NEETs
>>568597130>daiwa and Vodka will get ballroom yuri alts next year
>>568597695we're gonna ningenpyoi while the umas watch
>>568597739>>568597926this break the Finemo's onee-sama
>>568598049They already did that with a wedding event
>>568592045ok anon, I'm' sorry you got tricked. Now please post your pull plan so we can make sure you won't get tricked again
>>568597130A few of these do really surprise me. Like Opera and Rudolph for example. Fuku on the other hand... it pains me to say it but I don't think we'll be getting a new fuku alt, maybe ever.
>>568592045if the post has an Oguri Cap image you just do the opposite bro
Any cute anons around?
>>568598297I'm cute on the inside
>>568598297i-i'm not cute, i'm a 38 y-year old man with a vegeta hairline...
>>568598167>first the swimsuit card>now her wedding alt gets wasted into a card slotHow can Daiscafags cope
>>568592045I had to go the MLB creek route because that's just what my luck decided, I feel bricked at times, but not really.
>>568598439PICS?????????????????
>>568596431Just 4 more years for Stego haha
>>568598439A lot of women would say Vegeta is cute
>>568598297I'm a wizard +7 who lives in the dark, snarls at a bugs, and only eats animal productsI am many things but cute is not one of them
>>568598520*suckles*
>>568598297*Raises hoof*
>>568598297>>568598543ok but why are you avatarfagging
>>568597005This anon gets it
>>568596918Bonar>>568596936So I set their ages correctly in my scientific research chatbots, good to know.>>568596931Cute…
>>568598297Maybe. Why do you ask?
>>568598439I had a Vegeta hairline 10 years ago.
>>568598479same, I got lb2 creek in my Kitasan rerun pulls, and had 0 Finemos, so I used the first crystal and selector to MLB her. That was very nice for Pisces, I'll admit, but it's sucked pretty bad since because I can't borrow Fuku or NTR
Is Groundwork needed on Pace Chasers?
>Tell me why>Ain't nothin' but a heartache>Tell me why>Ain't nothing but a mistake>Tell me why>I never wanna hear you say>I want it that wayyyyyyyyyy
>>568598765>Fucking 4 million votesHorse racing really is that huge in japan, huh?
What sparks should I be farming for CM15?
>>568598765Is the Kitasanling that popular
remember when they said we'd get 100 free rolls on agnes+lh banner but now its only 50?
>>568598853No. It can be nice to have and also secure lucky pace in frontless lobbies but you probably wont be seeing that next cm
>>568598765>Redentorhuh, never knew jp had a horse named after jesus statue in rio de janeiro
>>568598765>>>568598919Oguri cap had schoolgirls rooting for him, it's amazing
>>568598765why didn't Forever Young make the ballot? Wasn't he supposed to be mad fucking popular?
>>568597629If you're a frontchud just MLB maru in her first run
>>568599012Gaia Force sounds way too cool.
>>568592045I understand not being lucky to have leftovers to pull on FineMo. From the angle of "losing out on double value on the SMaru/FineMo banner", Surprised more people didn't go for the Nice Nature Banner instead. That's what I did.
>>568598902IT WAS NUMBER 5
>>568599167Agreed.
>>568598942A spring triple champ hasn't been crowned yetSince the Crown's creation, no horse has yet won all three legs in one year. Kitasan Black was the first Double Champion in 2017, winning the Ōsaka Hai and the Tennō Shō (Spring) but failed to win the Takarazuka Kinen. His son, Croix du Nord, won the Crown's first two legs in 2026, and is currently registered to run in the year's Takarazuka Kinen. Additionally, Super Creek and Meisho Samson won the Ōsaka Hai and the Tennō Shō (Spring) in 1990 and 2007 respectively. Super Creek was unable to race in the 1990 Takarazuka Kinen due to a leg injury, while Meisho Samson finished second to Admire Moon in 2007.
>fast learnerwhat can go wrong?
>>568598765>the horse who jobbed in l'arc is a powerhouse in japanMedium sized fish in a mini fish bowl
>>568598263if sounds of pizza can get an alt anyone can just belieb
>>568599267can you imagine the carnal shitstorm if Croix du Nord wins the Spring Triple Crown? Holy shit, I kinda wanna watch the Takarazuka Kinen this year
>>568599040>>568599012Ebayan is focused on his retirement so fans probably went with more realistic choices
>>568598439gold city gawd....
>>568599272I hope you get your good run, v
>>568598902AM I YOUR FIREYOUR RED DESIRE>>568599272What's fast learner if you can't get any gold skills
>>568599267So if he wins the triple spring crown cygames won't have no choice but to add croix in the game asap?
>>568599267Imagine if the japs win the L’Arc and the Kitasan offspring becomes the first spring triple crown winner
>>568599189Umas removing their socks is so fucking hot
>>568599272Your SSR cards decide to sleep permanently through the rest of your career.
>>568593880I'm not one of them. I didn't do a single run until they added Curren Chan to the event because Dumb Avian couldn't hack it alone.
>>568598297no u
>>568599040ebayan is going overseas
>>568599524actually that's umama
>>568599460No matter what happens, can't wait>>568599647It may be too early, Forever Young had her design but cygames owner owns him and a new batch of NPCs sounds too early for him, i'm expecting next anni in february>>568599706Japan year!
>>568598765We're all rooting for Tabaru here nyes?
>>568599267I'm hoping for the biggest upset like with Laisu
>run 2, sometimes 3, even 4 SSR cards in career>not uncommon for 1 or 2 to never finish>everyone runs 6 SSRs starting November this yearuhhhhhh so event chain RNG just chugs into the shitter?
>>568600036Don't say that
>>568600089I haven't actually noticed that running less SSRs makes them finish more oftenpeople say "oh it's because then there's less events in the pool" meanwhile I'll get like a dozen events from outside my deck
>>568599401...but I just fapped
We can always be lonely together
>>568600269I'M STILL UPSET OVER CROIX DU NOSE I ALMOST WON 100$>>568600310A HERO YOU MEAN
>>568600310An underdog winning the big race is peak HERO
>>568600310A heel even...
>>568599267If KWAB Du Fraud wins we will be getting a super OP Front SSR card and a new stronger than ever Front meta
>>568600457I think you mean HERO
>>568600036I’m gonna break your leg a fourth time
>>568600696we can't go swimming in the middle of the night what is she talking about
>>568600568>sloppa posterAs expected of a VILLAIN
Turf S Mile S into nonexistent energy items into stat lowroll is a true combo
>slew of slopfun times are over
>>568600363no we can't
>>568600828Cave exploring, diving even
>>568600861I'm just posting HERO I'm not particular, you see
>>568600870I feel better about my my Jobber Sky now…>>568600696Dia would NEVER. Because you’re STINKY. And they inflated her BREASTS! Non-canon proportions, disgusting.
>>568600859the only artist that draws her disgustingly cute
>>568600738My nigga Terra would have win but he's not participating. Tabaru will get it instead
>>568600870fuck me, just 100 more speed and this would have won you Gemini
>>568601226If Teiofags moved like they they could drop some weight
>>568601341They would have died
>>568599621>>568599864too predictable right? the most important one too ofc. sure wish I had mlb riko for 50rb so I could replace creek, might just go for 48 instead so my chances of finishing chains goes way up lolkinda sucky skills anyway
her wedding alt is cute
>>568601397good
>>568601497
>>568601120>Because you’re STINKYYet Dia, Fine and Ardan all came in under 200 rolls. I think the cute ojou like me.
>>568598486As you wish. I pulled it back to reveal the extent of babidi's curse on me... Saiyan pride is a heavy burden my friends...
>>568601081Pure villain.
>>568601681Ossan...
>>568601681Who's your favorite btw
>>568601681kek
>>568601681>jump scared by this picture because I thought it was my own head for a second.
>>568601805Teio....
>>568601681Not brown enough for Gold City, Fuji would take you though
>>568601681HOOOOOOOOOOOLYhmu
>that pinkStill, as someone with normally giga-cope parents, did I make it?
>>568601681I thought Asmongold stopped playing this game
>>568601681>way more hair than me
>>568601842TEIOBROS OVR REPVTATION
>>568599401creek's obvious panty lines in her yoga pants...
>>568601681I get it anon, my grandfather was getting bald, and my father is starting too..I fear for my lucious dark brown hair..
>>568601681Please leave Earth alone
>>568601681I might be SEA and brown but at least my hairline will never be like this.
>>568601681well at least you're not brown
>>568602017She knows what she's doing.
>>568601681You have more hair than me bro. I started balding really early and just shaved it off at 23. Chin up
>>568602105>>568602126lmao
>>568601681
>>568602198pottery
>>568601842One day they'll know our pain, Bejitabro
>>568601805Not willing to take another photo to confirm or anything but it's Fuku actually.
I thought my gf's dyke phase would last only a couple days or a week at most, but it's been like 3 fucking months and she's still fucking obsessed with that boring brown uma Hishi Amazon. At first I tolerated it because it was just her drawing tab wallpaper but she fucking replaced a picture of us on her phone wallpaper with some shitty fanart of you know who. She even has a couple plushie things off tiktok of Hishi and has been doing some big ass yarn knitting thing to make a pillow or whatever the fuck of her. I've tried subtly getting her to switch to a white or jap uma multiple times because if she's gonna dyke out at least do it with an acceptable uma not an ugly brownoid. Shit genuinely feels like I'm fucking getting cucked at this point and to be honest I've thought a couple times of just breaking up with her if she doesn't want to stop obsessing over that fucking uma but I talked myself out of it. I don't know what to do at this point, it's really fucking infuriating.UmamusumeYou don't have to read it I just wanted to vent
>>568602262Allen...
>>568602262>cucked by Hishi Amazon
>>568602363
>>568602363KEK
>>568602262Hook up with a HishiAma cosplayer
>>568601842this is a falseflag. He's clearly too skinny to be a teiobro, you cannot even see multiple foreheads
>>568601469Surre but Nishino Flower is cute at all times
>>568602363ohamile
Does this thread actually play the game anymore or should I post in /vm/ about gameplay
I NEVER want to hear that burger hours aren't entertaining
>>568601681I still think this is much better than a bald spot on the back of your head. My dad had that plus receding hairline, but the men from my mom's side still have their wavy brown hair (what i have) at their old age. No receding hairline or bald spot at 28 but only time will tell
>>568602386fuckable retard
>599 guts on great moodSon of a bitch.
>>568602567Come back during SEA hours
>>568602363>mfw (my forehead when) i give in to my rage
>>568602262At least you're not being cucked by Curren
>>568602484where the FUCK is she
>>568602567game?
>>568602583they are consistently the most entertaining and also the worstbasically late surger hours, the "comfy" hours are slow and consistent but boring, like frontrunning
>>568602567/vm/a is for the game but they are boring/uma/ is for fun
>>568602262Based dyke gf, HishiAma is so fucking hot
>>568602484after that pic I can't help but think stay gold got a trillion times smaller and is resting on a oji-san's head
>>568602363Majin Buuhi...
>>568586114>one of the ugliest umas ever created as op>now i can't connecti was cursed!
>>568601681>>568602363>>568602262Umazing posts today
>>568602467>be Teiobro>fat and smelly>skellington and bald
>>568602693>opened this hoping to see another anon posting his hairline>its just hentai
How is Star Blossom stacking up so far? How does it compare to Cinderella Gray? Is it more dramatic or lighthearted
>>568602672another run it is
>>568601681Might as well just shave, no?
>>568602248Fukubros...
>>568602757I...had never considered having 24...Creek is ambitious...
>>568602882Don't forget gay and incestous.
>>568602262Imagine beefing with a drawing lol
Are people watching these or running a race for these? The Keiba agenda won't be upheld unless someone makes a Kyoto sprint tomorrow...
>>568602567fuck the gameplay, I hate mant I HATE MANT, let me just talk about fun umas and the story
my cock is pushing a lot for me to pull on the Curren banner. How do I stay a principled and pure man? I need to save for Tachyon/Light hello (must pull) and only got 50k carats
>>568602262I mean I get it
>>568603032basedbasedbas->frogNo pizza for you
Post your hairline and your favorite uma
>>568602757yes
>>568602242please use this one without the black thumbnail
>>568602567If you want a thread focused on gameplay discussion with minor amounts of lewdposting (some from a resident drawfag) just stick to /vm/. You don't have to stick around here, especially since a schizo is always trying to shit up the thread for whatever reason.
>>568603171SEEEEEXXXX
>>568603193nyoooo I'm sorry....
>>568602937No way, I'm only doing 1 career a day during MANT.My umas are jobbers that aim for B finals, anything above that is just a bonus.
>>568603171Right?
>>568603309Thanks
>>568603171Chinese dress, spats, busty, brown, and twintails is a dangerously erotic combinationThis image could cause wars
>>568603454Soul vs soulless
>>568601681>>568602363
>>568603513dont forget her pouty expression. whew. wtf im cucking anon with hishi amazon now?
>>568603410of course a falco poster also flatlines
>>568602935It's more light hearted than cinegray and the author keeps inventing oc uma for characters and they are really nice designs. But its lacking that anger, salt, and pepper cinegray has. Im curious if it will get an anime adaptation because they may fix that tone issue.
>>568602876that third one is trash though
>>568602262My danchou is getting fucked by this anon???
>>568603454>soulful shot of a character on range that has been nit picked>soulless close up that is a fancy show off for a character, also nit picked obviouslygod I hate twitter turds so much
>>568603672everyone would cuck anon for hishi amazon, even anon himself
>>568602262>replaced her phone wallpaper of anon with hishi amazonI was going to say you're overreacting but...
stop posting slop of my wife
I will slop on your wife
Cheer Halo as an end closer with no gold speed skills at all, but 60 race bonus?End Closer with PoC but 55 RB?PoC and Daring Strike but 50 RB and no Firm Course Menace?Which should I try training?
>>568603535tamawife
>>568600019nyes
Imagine brown Rudolph
gold city feet in balding ojii-anon's mouth
>>568602567I shitpost on /vm/ and complain about off topic posts on /uma/
>>568603961are you really asking this
>>568603102remember that because Curretesan is a fucking WHORE she will spook you on your next umapulls, stay strong anon, you'll want to double-spark Tachyon. HOLD HOLDHOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLDDDDDDDDDDDDD
>>568604090Yes
Hey
hags
>>568602262Lmao, you should tell her to get a tan and cosplay as her. That would be the winning move.
>>568603102I think you should #SparkForCurren
>>568603454>I thought I hated twittertards enough>today I was wrongwhat cherrypicking asswipe is this, a zoomed-in rangeshot vs a close-up? I hope you get raped to death by a pack of feral chocolates, disgusting disingenuous piece of shit.
>>568604234hey
>>568602567Yes. /vm/a is for gameplay discussion, /uma/ is for shitposting and gay ERP.
>>568603683I'm not a specific uma poster, the image just fit the feeling I wanted to convey. If anything, Curren is the one that I have, not Falco.She even was my first S rank uma.But I like them both anyway.
>>568604113>>568603896there isn't many hishi fanart of her wearing chinese clothes, but yeah I feel dirty after posting slop
Abs Wonder
>>568601681>>5686023634chan>>568602262reddit
>all these people bricking themselves by triple sparking the Tachyon bannerKekYou realize Tachyon is only good for one scenario, right?
>>568604531bro its too early to start the gaslighting
>>568604303
>>568604250haha he should get a tan and cosplay as her himself instead haha
>>568604236
>>568604531Only nonFronts are bricking themselves so I don't care
>>568604531post your pull plan and prove you know how to avoid unbrickingbut you won't because you are a lying sack of shit and you should kill yourself
>>568604236We love hags
Ass Wonder
>>568604501Those abs will turn to fat after retirement
>>568602940I shaved my head after losing a significant amount of hair during my uni finals/final paper due to stress. That being said, I like being bald.
>>568604323oh god, she's so hot... I... must... resist...>>568604094maybe she will spook me in the future, but I'm hard now :(
the age of 30 is in demand
>>568604676simple as
>>568604813Why are you hard for your mortal enemy?
>>568604714Even the most well-maintained tool must eventually rust with use.That does not mean it was not well-loved.
creek is not a hagshe's 20 year old something with a babying fetish
>>568604898it's weird... I opened the gacha screen and she looked at me with that indecent devilish outfit. I can barely control myself now
>>568605019Creek is 14 years old
>>568604674I'm just pulling for Light Hello
i wish maruzensky was my mom
>>568604813>I'm hard now :(just think about Narita Brian, that will solve itbecause of how UGLY she is
>>568605242>frontfaggotopinion discarded
>>568605242People who pull for Rickey are going to be so depressedYes she's good but she has the worst career in all of umausume EVEN TO THIS DAY IN THE JAPANESE VERSION
>>568605385explain?
>>568605385what makes it so bad?
>>568605450You need all 6 green skills, no exceptions
>>568605450Canonically kisses someone other than you
Why is Spe considered the strongest of her gen when she never won against Grass? Doesn't that make Grass the strongest?
>>568605550that's my fetish
Only legendary trainers can answer this:Which uma is BWC only?
>>568605242Do you have any speed SSRs other than Kitasan? If you don't have any good ones post-MANT, hitting the speed cap in GL might be a challenge. S.Hag is a good speed card, but her specialty priority is a real problem, particularly at 1lb. And even at MLB it's only 35, which is Finemo tier.
>>568602262Reminds me of the time my girlfriend got jealous of Laziel during our coop BG3 run. I deadass told her its a videogame. You can fuck a bear. And then she did the tri-romance option with Halsin and Astarion. She lightened up afterwards and got over it.
>>568605550Y____D____D__
>>568605623Mejiro Ryan
>>568605242>frontkeklmaoo
>>568605569spe was like, 5th place, she didnt even get horse of the year
BOYSEX
>>56860482130 ain't that old
>>568605858ok unc
>>568605668You just got a peek at what it would be like if you ever decided to open your relationshipDo not ever cheat on your girlfriend
>>56860585830 is ancient bro
>>568605646Not him but Fronts already have a full deck and can borrow Tach no problem>Kita>Maru>FineMo>Bourbon >Light HelloAre basically mandatory for Fronts, for Valentine Bourbon you just use a random Wit SR if you have nothing better
>>568605858thats retirement home age buddy
>>568605858ancient ass dusty nigga
>>568605719I don't know this one
>>568605916Shes more likely to kill me in my sleep if that happened to be honest. Which im cool with. If I were to die. I want a woman to kill me.
>>568605007cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute
>>568605907>>568605937>>568606020What about 37?
>>568606095Finemo posters should wear clothes like this
sex with boys
>>568605537Hmm. >>568574996Doesn't seem that bad, desu. Unless your autism demands that all 6 greens be relevant for the given CM........in which case yeah you're fucked.
>>568605858Go back to sleep, grandpa. This world belongs to zoomers now.
>>568606176I bet you're good at mahjong
Why aren't Grass and El as popular as the other Golden Gen girls?
>>568606315Americans
>>568606245It's activated green skills, bro.
>>568606315El is Mexican
>>568606095You are even cuter anon
>>568606229Wait, you can do that? Just have sex? With boys?
>>568606245>>>>focus
>>568606528Sex with this boy
>>568606609FUGGGG:DDDD
What happened to Dotoposters
>>568606623That boy? Really?
Please host rooms
>>568606769Ideally, yes
I hate the crane game so fucking much man
>>568606718We have F on Mile. Consider us dead.
>>568606801No, I go to bed now.
>>568604565
>>568606826Why would you have sex with this boy? What does this boy have to offer?
shortstack finally showed up on my screen
>>568606718chiyotranny is the dotoposter
>>568607091bwo we can tell who you are off your TT score...
>>568606801Normally I would but I'm trying to get 1M points for the event. Tomorrow's the deadline.
>>568602262dress up as Hishi Amazon and fuck her
>>568607091>enough TP for a run>identifying informationDANCHOOOOOOOOOOO GET THIS MAN
>>568606869name 5 things about yamanin zephyr without mentioning her tits
>>568607162i don't join roomsis what i would say as copeforgot to finalize the crop. whoops
>>568586114My precious wife Digitan
>>568607040I enjoy her easy-going attitude and how she cares about others while being conscientious enough to not look like she cares, making her easy to flusterAlso, very erotic body
>>568607162I don't see him in any of the main /uma/ clubs
>>568605623Half of Suzuka's events involve her talking about the color white so...
>>568607554Suzuka wears white panties you say?
>>568605623Most of them. The only ones that are BBC only are Nice Nature, Gold City, and Nishino Flower.
>>568606245>gold counts as 2That gaslight will never give up huh?
>>568605537>all 6you mean 7
>>568607801I actually believed it since it got repeated so many times. Thankfully I didn't skip out on a 3rd green due to it.
I'm a boy how come I don't get to have sex
>it's a hot spring ticket with a trainee you don't give a shit about episode
>>568608148are you an umamusume?
ftm are not boys fuck off
>>568608171tell us which uma and allow us to judge your taste
>>568606315It's just the design and them being Americans. If you check their real-life achievements, El was both horse of the year and and more importantly inducted into JRA hall of fame. Same thing with Vodka.
>>568608230boys can't be musume
>>568608231Ftm twinks are cute though. I dated one in college
>>568608334but umamusume can be boys
>>568608171>he doesn't care about his trainee
>>568608320Yeah, I know the real horse was popular, just surprised the Uma versions aren't as popular. And feels like Taiki is more popular, and she's a real American.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hZZhFU4wJ-0
I only like boys (female) sorry
>>568608546I like this meme but it's only ever funny when the artstyle matches the original, especially the ones in Conquest's spot
I have 5 aces ready for the CM for no particular reason and want to make another one. But I should work on sprint parents too...
>>568608289Curren
>>568608817me and my cf buebue
I don't wanna do ace attempts anymore
>>568608398Dia's soft hands...
When's the last time you guys played the game? I've been flatlining for a whole week
>>568609440Mambro...
>>568609052oh, didn't do her career or rolled for her so I wouldn't know, still better than my fren that kept winning golden tickets with vodka while trying to make his ace for a cm kek
>>568609440Just now I'm trying to reach 1M points
got another late surger pinks pasa while training a front parent award
If someone's going to bake. Inari's banner is in 2 hours so an Inari One OP would be nice
>>568609440niggas don't play the game you're not the only one like thatzero gameplay discussion going ononly porn postinggameplay posts get no replies/uma/ should be dissolved since no one plays this game
>>568610346naruhodoi'll bake on page 6
>>568610462Thanks!
more like inari no one is pulling lol
its page 6
>>568610894If still no bake at page 7 I'll bake one
>>568609440I play the game daily!
I'm pulling for Inari but not in game.
Where did everyone go anyway
>>568610894got caught up in a run>>568611078>>568611078>>568611078
>>568611097Thanks for the bake
>>568601681It feels wrong to say this but thanks for showing that my hairline isn't that bad.
If you wanna be my lover...
...you gotta get with my friend
>>568609440Last night
>>568604795Flash is so hot...
>>568613857Even the other umas can barely compete
>>568613987Flash sex... I love a lot of big breasted uma, but she's definitely one of the ones that triggers me instantly
>>568614997opening my flash folder is dangerous for me as well sometimes
>>568615095I need to organize my stuff better I have all my /uma/ stuff in one place and I have a lot. If I browsed through a bunch Flash pics like those though I'd need to go get my onaho too, honestly.
>>568615572I mass downloaded everything that was tagged with her on the boorus and have a huge folder. I started going through it once and had to stop after about 10% in because i got horny...
>>568616042I tried to do that with another gacha character a few years ago. That's a good idea but I like to selectively pick my downloads from here, boorus, twitter, pixiv one by one and then lose track of everything I ever downloaded. Only 10%... did you fap it out? What happens when you reach 11%?
>>568616637I should have clarified that I was going through it to cut the images I dont like. And still the high density of sexy flash posts got to me...so yeah I didHavent tried pruning since
>>568617002Yeah, I figured thats the part Hooly Flash cleavage that stopped me. The character I did it for was popular on release when I tried it, and had a implosion of art afterwards several times, I can't imagine going through pruning all those images now... Nice Hmm... try pruning again anyway, yeah I'm horny now too lmao1!1 I'm getting my onaho
>>568617792Good luck
>>568617903Oh daaaamn that's an awesome one Thank you, kindlyhttps://files.catbox.moe/5wlujc.mp3
