Previous: >>568586114>Global Game NewsTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineLink your account to Cygames iDCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en/Current Scenario: Make A New Track aka "Trackblazer"Current Rate Up: Inari One (3*), Wedding Curren Chan (3*), Wedding Fine Motion (3*), SSR Haru Urara, SSR Ikuno Dictus, SSR Sakura Chiyono O, SSR Admire VegaCurrent CM: Gemini Cup - Tokyo Turf 1600m Mile/Left/Spring/Sunny/FirmCurrent Event: The Promised Hour>Schedule05/07 - New Legend Races05/10 - Mejiro Palmer (3*), Matikanefukukitaru (SSR), Rice Shower (SSR)05/10 - Taurus Cup - Medium/Left/Spring/Firm/240005/18 - Wedding Curren Chan (3*), Wedding Fine Motion (3*), Haru Urara (SSR), Ikuno Dictus (SSR)05/18 - The Promised Hour Story Event05/28 - Inari One (3*), Admire Vega (SSR), Sakura Chiyono O (SSR)05/31 - Gemini Cup - Mile/Left/Spring/Firm/1600https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Wedding Manhattan Cafe (3*), Wedding Gentildonna (3*)New Scenario "Rasshai! Tracen-ken" announced>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)Starting guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalRace Analysis Tool & CM Datahttps://hakuraku.moe/umalogsMANT Agenda Plannerhttps://uma.guide/agenda-planner/Race Simulatorhttps://umalator.appFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.topSeiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUmamusume Birthday Calendarhttps://ウマ娘.攻略.tools/events/birthdayUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyzCustom Stickershttps://schizo.farm/resources/stickersFind borrowshttps://chronogenesis.net/friend_search
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>>568611078So we agree she's a shortstack, not an oppai loli, right?
>>568611181She looks like a midget, so yes.
>>568611181Never thought of her as a loli actually
Attention please!>King Halo Wife.That is all.
>>568611181If I don't get the urge to molest her after going through her introductory stories then she's just a shortstack
done all my borrows, forced to play a real game now
>>568611520I wish to announce that I failed your command mt liege...
Digitan LOVE
>>568611708Taking recommendations?
>>568611520true
>>568611078
I haven't played a game other than uma musume in monthsI'm not even having fun
>>568611840>this isn't realWhy live...
>>568611830shoot one for funsies
Takarazuka Kinen vote results
>>568611078Just looked up horse races in my city. Found there are races every weekend, these are the participants for sunday. Which ones sound like they would good Uma material? (I will put all my money on Dona Florinda)
>>568612012songs of syx has an update in a couple of weeksi'll be playing that a lot
>>568611181she feels like a regular hebe than an oppai loliher personality is too off to be one, unlike Zenno Rob Roy for example
>>568612053nta but Monkey Island and Grim Fandango are relics of the past that deserve to be remembered
>>568611728You will simply have to try again.
>>568611840so far she has the best career out of all the girls, none other reach the peak of when she decides to run the races she wants to run and throws her coat around
>>568612097> Songs of Syx is a fantasy city-builder with vast battles simulating thousands of citizens and soldiers. Start off as a small village and build, scheme, and fight your way towards a mighty empire. The mechanics are deep and true to life, where tiny events can spiral into the collapse of kingdoms. I'd rather just play dorf fortress
>>568612091For me? It's Paint da Town Red.
>>568611708Play WP
>starting to get tired>want to take a break>pressed Give Up twice out of pure habit insteadGoddamn I am so stupid it's amazing
Wish all threads were like thisNo screeching over nonsense Just total silenceComfy
I don't need Tachyon if I already have Kitasan, Biko and Sweep MLB rite?
>>568612285just alt+f4 bwo
>>568612101cmon zenno rob roy is not a loli either
>>568612226Too bad dorf fort got a lot of features cut off so the "updated version" is mechanically worse than the pre-graphics one, no idea if they even fixed the stair designation glitch
>>568612226its fundamentally differentits closer to fantasy simcity than dorf
>>568612053Hit visual novel Muv-Luv of course!Slay the Princess was a good time, I played that a while ago with friends.
>>568612359I wanted to do my team trials before closing the game
>>568611154>>568611078
Sex
>>568612091The ones with short names for some reason
Winning Ticket winning in my ticket
>>568612053Play No Rest for the Wicked. It's on early access but the content it has so far is fantastic.
>>568612091>Divas Cartel
>>568612753Things were actually good right now.Don't start shit.
>>568612091ayayay los hispanicos en mi /uma/...
>>568612843Imagine if he literally made that reply... without the fucking image that triggers schizos
>>568612101>she feels like a regular hebe than an oppai loliwhats the difference
Yummy.... burger....
>>568612862What does it say?
>>568612356biko magnet falls off and you're going to want a copy of light hello, her or tachyon will be perma borrow
>>568612352Youre jinxing it faggot
>>568613019stego raped spicaman
cm14/15 rooms?
>>568612846We post among you.
>>568612862>"how did your date with trainer go?">Meanwhile...>"...">"Last night stego raped me"
Would you rather a cock or2 cocksAdd new answer
>>568612982I want to eat this burger
Gold City feet in my mouth
>>568613287all of /uma/'s ojiisan cocks
>>568613290Sorry, it's hers
>>568612753Wow of course you needed to attach an avatar to this post
nyo...
>>568613278this is normal at Tracen
>>568613373I had no intentions of touching her meal, though?
>>568612931schizo problem, they have no human rights
>>568613338How does our older audience feel about being sexualized like this?
>>568613456Oh, I see
>>568612843
>>568613517another avatar post for no reason btw
i'm all ears
Biko mentioned
IS THAT NTR AAAAAIIIEEEEEEEE IM GOING INSANE
>>568612843>>568612931
My dear wife... the stamina...
>>568613557My mommy always said I was a pretty boy it only took 40 years for the world to realize
>>568613697This but unironically.Fatigue is real.
comfy hours = gonegoodnight
Who is this even funny to
>>568613601another rape victim post
Are you supposed to get wit lvl 3 before the first summer camp?
>>568613825Pointing out you're an avatarfagging attention whore is being raped? lol
FUCK YOU MIRAKO FAT POSTER YOU JINXED IT AND COMFY HOURS ARE OVER KILL YOURSELF
>Off topic discussion about other games that are not umamusume >Join in>Somehow this is wrong Explain without sounding mad about Top Road. I'm waiting.
I want umawife
>>568613184>CM1467358353>CM1551329654
Maybe if we all press the button we can go back to being comfy
>>568613557>>568613740Unironically the older I get the more I realize how cute and hot I was, and even had the potential for more
>>568613889Depends on how many wit cards you run. I do like clicking wit though when supports land there since it doesnt cost energy. Training levels on the other facilities doesnt matter a much since you can pump those with the ankle weights during summer
>>568614142I am trying
>>568614142i'm pressing the button on you for being off topic Meiyayou're still seething about the doxx even today lol
>>568614014DSKDLSA TOP ROADO DA NTR DKSALDSALXy
>>568614142>Maybe1% actually does something but comes back on a vpn anyways49% bans random anons for saying nigger49% nothing
>>568614249Uh oh V melty
>>568614437I'll take those odds
>>568612101>regular hebea regular hebe is pic related, not someone with breasts larger than Super Creek's
>>568612862It would make more sense for Stegosaurus to be Canopus trainer's uma though
>>568614123both 6/9!
>>568612012Every weekend my brother comes over with whiskey and we get drunk and play FromSoft games. He's horrified I play umamusume (GIANT normalfag) but I don't care, have 1100 hours and I'm not stopping, Suzuka is just too cute.
>>568614737>I loved her, Palmer
>>568614764is this a boy
>>568614142If it isn't a NSFW image, the report goes into the void. Jannies don't care. Applications are open btw.
mayano top hebe
>>568614821But she loved my fat oji san balding cock more lmaoo
>>568614939I have a real job unfortunately, and of course when I get off work is when this shit happens
>>568614517press the button on this finemo avatartranny too
>mayano top cunny>a hebeYou fucks disgust me
Durandal butt Y/N?
>>568614764this is a boy btw, yes im talking to you the one with the hand on your dick
>>568615112Onlyfans isnt a real job danchou....
mayano top LADY
>>568611078Welcome to the game, shortstack. Your tits will be mine.
>>568615287Made for rawdogging
>>568615294it wasn't on the dick yet I was waiting for the confirmationnow it will be on the dick
>>568614123>14
>>568615060RubyT wouldn't say this
pissyano shitgun
>>568615523>t.
>>568615507cheers for posting resultsGuess pace works just fine if there's no (or in this case just one) fronts. Pace players might be fine in the qualifying rounds since front has always been a sweat style
>>568615473DO NOT THE DICKYOU CANT NOOOO
>>568615473YES THE DICKDO ITREJECT YOUR HUMANITY
>have a decent guest Pasa with Power*3 Mile*3 and Groundwork*3 I've been using for 2 weeks>faggot changes his star Uma for a shitty Ryan WHYYYYYYYYYYYYY
favorite uma career rivalry? pic unrelated
>>568615907ogurin and tama
>>568614123>15
>>568615907you and v
Are we hyped for the new scenario? I'm surely hyped for it. It looks like it will be a lot of fun shenanigans and less serious than the previous one.
>>568615305>>568615305AlmondLove danchou betrayed us you all and died 10 years ago, bwo.. let go. It will be okay.
>>568616040>it looks likeBut I thought you played JP version, V?
>>568616040im hyped because it means i can stop playing mant until i need parents
>>568615907stegoCHAD vs NTRfag
>>568615990>forgot to move ayabe's thingy up for the line upgrahhhhthink I'll make an end rudolf for that one, always lose by a head with the pige
Symboli Kris Sex.
>>568616278That's what I've been saying
>>568616104It's not out retard how would anyone know
>>568616104
>>568616374Because the self proclaimed Topro poster constantly boasts about how he played the JP version and how he knows everything
>>568615507>>568615990Thanks for the rooms!
>>568612012strangely enough i do think playing almost nothing but umamusume for an entire year straight has somehow had a positive effect on my life. it's removed the "i need to find a new game to play" impulse entirely. i've actually started going outside when i'm bored instead of finding some extremely time consuming autism simulator to throw myself into for weeks on end. especially now that it's spring. i've just been able to enjoy going out to the swamp. taking shitty pictures with my shitty camera. maybe this retarded game has reset my dopamine receptors so that i could just enjoy listening to a bittern do it's bwoomp bwoomp thing for an hour straight while being devoured by bugs. i've been able to take school seriously too.
>>568616534I wanna have sex with Shakur while Doto watches
If Inari One was so good then where's Inari Two?
>>568616727In my sex dungeon.
>>568616504HOOOOOOOOOOLY
>>568616727In her womb
>>568616813Please tell me you look like this
>>568615731yeah pace is totally fine, they just might explode if many fronts as you said or many other pace as you see with my groover>>568616534np I'll do more 15 once I have something managable...just need a hybrid dom really
>>568615060haha wow youre so edgy and funny
>>568616858I look like this.
>>568613725>Only time I fail a training is on the final turn>no comboeh good enough
>>568616727
>>568616871Sex with Buena posters, I am literally required to have a Buena poster wife(boy)
>>568616727Right here, count them
>>568616727>>568617006HELIOS TARD INSTANTLY BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
>>568616727Never did anything except get bred and make Inari Two 1996.
I am bored. Should I kill myself?
>>568617182Depends
>>568617182stream it and do a flip
>Ameriturds are getting off work>Thread goes to shitEvery single time. Exact same hour and minute there are 2-3 schizos having a melty over some other poster.
>>568616701Hey fine motion
>>568611078I don't understand why people draw her ignoring her loli like traits outside her tits, forgetting she's like 139 cm tall and 85 - 51 - 74 in her three sizes, nishino flower is 67 - 48 - 70 and tosho is 72 - 53 - 73 for comparison, outside tits, they are quite alike
>>568617018what would your trainee say if she heard you say this?
>>568617252Umama is european and V is asian
>>568617542I don't care I need to date Buena posters like you
>>568617514Hardly anybody wants to look at a loli character when there is an option not to
>>568615507Eeeeeeh I wasn't expecting to get 1st and 2nd with how volatile the NHK course is.
rape is funny
>>568617252I shitpost at work all day. Being off work changes nothing.
>>568617514She has the same waist circumference as Vivlos for some reason
>>568617624and that relates to what I said how? there are plenty of other girls, they don't like inari one, they like version of inari one that doesnt exist
>>568617670Nobody cares V
>>568617252i get summers off
>>568617514if you mean the artist here's tama by comparison, they're all in the same or a similar front angleif you mean other artists, yeah idk
>>568617613just like how you need to date fine and kita posters right? manwhore...!!
>both the autistic room sniper and V are in the threadThey should kiss.
>>568617881nah this artist is fine, but seeing the other replies to the post made me go "yeah that's not it", I'm just an autist with liking characters the way they are in canon don't mind me...
>autistic>joins roomIdeal /uma/gf, invest today lads
>>568617950No. You're different, date me.
>the schizo trying to flip the narrative so we stop calling him an obsessed maidencome on now nobody cares about Umama, we care about you wanting to smooch V and get down on your knees for him
>>568616871>>568617542
>>568618276V and Umama are literally dating though
>>568617751Sigh... adding Vivlos to the pull plans...
What do you guys like to do instead when the thread does this?
>>568617752>doesnt existShe's an anime girl drawn in a generic style, and on top of that she comes from a weird era-mixing canon that makes everybody a high schooler arbitrarily. Her age is indeterminate. The artist gets to choose how old she is. If Japanese people were capable of drawing human faces a little bit realistically, fan artists would not have that level of freedom.
just rape me already
>>568618451im studying my latin for the day, waiting for inari one to come out
>>568609898Pulling aside the gusset of the digipanties and slipping it in as she squeals in surprise (and delight)
if I am gonna main end closers and have paces as second am I right with this pullplan anons?Light hello lb2 > Mr CB + SC > Ramonu wit > El condor pasa spd > Taishin wit > almond eye spdThis includes ofc all the scenario card taxes at least to usable minimal level.I am not sure about Tachyon speed, and Mcqueen wit for paces, I also am unsure if I am missing something else that is super important, orfevre guts?
>>568618451I'm looking at pictures of my uma wives on pixiv and danbooru.
>>568618554I'm in the waiting room with you bwo
Jong?
>>568618224>>568618404
do umamusumes who become torenas also get torena raped
>>568618461I'm pretty much refering to her body canon proportions, I think no one would talk about faces art style, you always see proportions going off with characters, its just kinda funny how because of her tits everyone exaggerates everything else (her height included)
>>568618515cards like orfe guts and nishino power that are tied to scenario cards are typically important and generically good, yes.Mcqueen wit is an upgrade for pace over Ramonu and Tach is technically the best specialized pace speed card for like 2 years (better generalist cards come out during that time though)
Gonna host some cm14 rooms as well. I'm on mobile so I can't post in depth summaries but a scribbled top4 can be provided.25868675
>>568611181hard agree, for me it's>Inari = shortstack>Rob Roy = oppai loli>Marvelous = Marvelous
>>568618451Reading history. The communists are consistently the enemy
>>568612012what else should I be playing? The last game I liked was Expedition 33 and that came out probably over a year ago.Crimson desert looks kinda cool but it would probably take me over a month to finish a game like that and I can't be bothered
>>568618647Sure I wanna play, uhhhh gimme like 30 mins-ish doing something rn, I'll put a room up then...
>>568618625we need to accelerate FASTER
>>568618854I have a MA in International Relations and the "name a succesful communist country" thing is true. Successful is subjective though
>>568618724They rape other trainers
>THIRTY FIVE (35)! cm [that's more than a foot in imperial units] w/h difference>the highest h/w ratio of any umamusume>still has an 80+ bustWhat did she mean by this?
>>568618554>>568618972Stop making me want to fap to brown umas
>>568618761That's why I'm not sure about tachyon, while my plan is to always try run 1 or 2 pces and 1 or 2 ends, I'm not sure if I should use these carats in something else
>>568616727"She" is the only "One" we need
Mayaqt
>>568618554If Kris S looks llike this I am in trouble, I already like way too many uma
>>568619034Hmmm nyo
>>568619352Need a choco paizuri...
>>568619079Could always just wait and see how your pulls for Light Hello go. You'll probably be happy you pulled Tach if you plan on consistently running pace chasers. It's not like you'll be pulling on like Pokke or Dura and running Pasa+Tach is perfectly fine until Brian speed comes out. And that's not to mention the short term dopamine you'll get from having the best speed card of Grand Live
>>568619345Artists like to be a bit more liberal with chest size as always, but she's def got a decent bust. I am really looking forward to her
I still don't have a third uma for CM14
*turns all the tomboyish and boyish umas into girly girls*hhahahahahahahahaaaaa
>>568619486I guess yeah I will just wait and see, I heard tachyon is worse than kitasan outside grand live though, how true is that? because I think most of the time from now on you run 2 speed cards at most
>>568619560you got this from >>>/r/eddit didn’t you
See, if I was Yaeno Muteki here, I would simply kill myself.
>>568619559It's really the eyes that do it for me with her. Huge tits are nice too
>>568619746i got it from twitter
>>568619767Same with Kawakami, she just has really hot eyes
>smaller than Ruby>smaller than the director>smaller than Urara>smaller than Tama>smaller than Zenno rob roy>smaller than ToshoNow I want to see inari one next to these in 3DSo whatever you anons tell yourselves to sleep at night...
>>568619559Yeah, I realize that but she does have big ones normally anyway. Also the outfit, I love these kinds of casual outfits you're posting, great taste. Also her expressions, the blush, lip gloss, very nice.
>>568619627I am simply relying on my other 2 aces to carry her weight>>568619675Outside of GL Tach's stat output falls off yeah since she relies on the song buffs. Still has decent value in her sp bonus at 3lb and mlb. She's still like the 3rd best speed card after Kita and Smaru. Also you'll be running 3 speed cards in GL (dont know about GM) due to the stat increase
>>568619848I've noticed that's what I like irl too. If a woman has a great body but her eyes are off to me I'm not as interested
Are 0% speed umas going to suck even more in grand live? Right now you can get around a lot of it with race rewards and the shop.
>>568619767for me it's her tummy and deep voice
>>568619908Whatever you need to jerk your tiny gerkin, anon.
>>568619924She's still an amazing card outside of GL because of the prio too, she's literally kitasan tier for prio
Hey everyone. I know no spurt is an issue with Neicha but should I remake her, Fuji or both if I have the time?Work has been tight but I have some time and depending on some orders, I might get some extra legroom
>>568619031She asked the Three Goddesses to reincarnate her as a succubus that appeals to shameless ojisans who only like her for her measurements. That includes me.>>568619908pic
>>568619747Same teebeehaich
>>568618815Fuck that Curren. Yield the lead you bitch.79917346
>>568619848>kawakami she is an uggo
>>568619767The piercing blue....>>568619921She just looks great in everything.
>>568620151Best of all she's a burger
>>568620103
>>568620074yeah I'm pulling she makes me diamonds fuck my pull plan
>>568620104
Being a latefag is suffering. There's so many umas I want that I'll have to luckshit a solid 70% of the cast. Also late surgers can suck my dick
>wake up>notifications on phone>I wonder what is it>lots of targeted ads about planning pride month vacationswhat the FUCK did advertisers mean by thatumamusume
>>568619908I’m 6’7 and some of you keep telling me Zenno Rob Roy is for me
>try to join lobby>umama or V are already indo these faggots never go to sleep?
>>568619908>Now I want to see inari one next to these in 3DWhich MV
Brown umas are fine as long as it's not h*shi *mazon
>>568620393Teiobwo... You know that these days every single advertiser has your data and base their ads on your preferences, right?
>>568620417>6'7
>TTL whiff
I'm surprised we've never got another huge umathere's several shortstacks and runts but only one bono
>>568620476this is what heaven looks like huh, suit yourself anon
>>568620495This reads as a jokeIt's just not funnyWhy did you waste an image slot on this?
>>568620103I really need mile s.58940937
>>568620367>>568620489Her eyes resemble those of a snake, it’s uncanny
>>568620654Godzilla keeps all the other monsters in checkThere can't be more than one Godzilla. It is the law of nature
>>568620654bono is literally the size ceiling until a horse fatter than him is born and then somehow makes it into the game
>>568620654until another horse breaks the record, that's her turf>When Hishi Akebono won the 1995 Sprinters Stakes, he weighed 560kg, setting the record. For comparison, the second-place Biko Pegasus weighed 432kg, for a difference of 128kg.
>>568620840
>>568620654The Japanese FEAR women bigger than them.
>>568620749
I'M NOT INTERESTED IN BIG TITTED LITTLE GIRLS!
>>568620417>I’m 6’7 and some of you keep telling me Zenno Rob Roy is for meIf true, there has never been a more for >>>(You)uma situation than ZZR if I've ever witnessed in my lifeZZR is for (YOU) specifically
>>568620950>look at this BEAST>yeah let's make her a SPRINTER
my uma looks weird...
>>568621009you will be
>>568620968As they should.
>>568620979>why do you care it's just a wordIt isn't good when it's used against you huh lol
I'M EXTREMELY INTERESTED IN BIG TITTED LITTLE GIRLS!
>>568620495the word mare/himba is kinda erotic
>>568621068>>I’m 6’7
>>568620840Mecha-Akebono when?
>>568621246Im gonna strangle you you little shit!!
>>568621165>>568620979rules for thee not for mefree speech for the right? LOL. however HOW DARE YOU hit US GOOD GUYS with your anti free speech anti human rights shit!
>>568620979I'm not sure who the retard is at this point, because both the people in the screenshot are milking this bait for all its worth, and you're milking it for (You)s, and I'm stealing your time and attention by making you read a breakdown of something you already know. Just an all around stupid interaction.
>>568619747can somebody explain this panel to a fake uma fan like me?
>>568621070the small fears the BIGGEST
>>568620525That doesn't necessarily mean Anon is gay. There's a huge overlap between lgbt+ and anime, so the algorithm could make the assumption that he's a fag just because he likes anime.
>>568621374Holy based. So this why the Topro spammer was seething about Gold City
Good evening
>>568621457She wasn't born in a new era...
>new Cafe alt has SHORT HAIRWHAT THE FUCK
>>568621457Oguri Cap shined so bright that every other uma beside her is put in the dark, doesn't matter if they won a G1 or the classics they're all overshadowed.
>>568621504good evening!
>>568620476>>568619908Actually since you never responded here's Girls Legend U (non grand live version) since you can hear her voice too. Keep forgetting to change litterbox's characters to 6 though.https://litter.catbox.moe/j31ykov0nu91ohr8.mp4
>>568621358Never ever, she is lucky she got an alt after 4.5 years lol
>>568621068The Fall Triple Crown winner can’t be this cute !
>>568621491Bwo I've got some bad news for you if you're also getting those... or maybe good news idk
>>568621504sup homo
>>568621574
>>568621504>starbucks cafe
So what do club officers do? I was made one but no one told me what my responsibilities are and I am afraid to ask.
I hate to be this guy but mr. CB is insanely NTR coded>I'm a free spirit that does whatever I want whenever I want, nobody can stop me not even trainer!she is 100% fucking other men. and I don't like it.
>>568621742you're just insecure
>>568621504Good evening reddit cafe
>>568621703you can recruit people
>>568621504hi
>>568621703sexual relief duty for burnt out club members
>>568619908God I want to train these umas so hard.
felt absolutely terrible while taking a dump but the feeling of bliss afterwards is something else what the fuck.umamusume
>>568620771Gotta work for a bit. Next one starts when I'm done.59050562
>>568621703>what do club officers do?Been wondering about that for a while now, also what information and powers Leader and Officers even have in general.
>>568621742CB has hag energy she's unfuckable.
>>568621621Someone actually plays umajp here?
>>568621374and thus ntr is the only cringe blonde uma
>>568621830Whenever I feel like shit I quite literally go and take a shit and 99% of the time I feel better afterwards
>>568621703Why don't you discuss that with your danchou? He made you an officer after all.Maybe you earned it because of your fan count? Do you actively promote your club and foster a community by talking with club mates?
>>568621703Recruitment and invite management. It's not an intense role.
10 minute left.Are you rolling, /uma/?
>>568621621thank you anon, pure kino
>>568621703relief ace duties
>>568621934The Stego poster does
>>568621374Why is it the more we learn about him the worse and worse he gets as a person
>>568622029im torn. i want her but inari one forma de encroaching shadow isnt that far away (september)
>>568621574It's in a bun bro don't worry
>>568622029NyooooI respect everyone that will though
>in gameallows you to accept/reject applicants as well as invite others with their ID>/here/post recruitment ads and shill your club
>>568622029I'm using my free tickets, I'm not rolling for umas again if they don't come to me with free tickets I don't care
>>568620393why do you get notifications for ads on your phone you fucking retard
I have more paid carats than free carats
>>568622029I'm thorn, I want her but I prefer her alt skills
>>568619747This is why you will never know what it feels like to reach the peak (as in cap)Yaeno never gave up and neither should you
I miss danchou...
>>568622029Yada, Sweep is more important.
>>568622029hard skip I don't like temperamental midgets and the whole edo act is so forced it comes out as cringeit insist upon itself
>>568622215why does she look like a guy there
>>568622172My phone carrier is scummy like that.
>>568622375Ameribro...
>>568622029No, I have no feelings about her at all, except that the mask looks stupid
>>568622369>why does a boy look like a boy
>>568622375buy a Chinese phone Teiobro
>>568621929cb has tomboy hag energy, making her the best of wives>>568622105>haha lets pretend I know who this guy is and that he is a known schizo or somethingmentally ill obsessed freak
>>568622029I'm hard but I'll skip
>>568621591You know Inari One got horse/uma of the year before Oguri, right?
>>568622482>wolf cut>tomboynot how it works
>>568622029I will never skip a huge titty uma unless I am DEAD
>>568622575>he unironically does not know her story, behavior and personalityat least youre being honest over being a 2ndary
>>568622575That is not a fucking wolf cut unless they changed the definition again.
>>568622535Oguri's contemporaries left early due to their injuries as was shown in CinGray and all that's left were jobbers
>>568622725they could have just called it Lookin Classic or Classic Lookin
>>568622751Yet she still only managed 4 G1 wins including a blatantly rigged Arima
>>568620950holy shit, buono was heavier than Secretariat
>>568622725im all in on lookins not a felony
>>568622751Sakura Chiyono O is a side character in Cingrey and had no affect in Oguris story
>>568622596SAME Fuck yeah!!
is there ANY benefit at all besides her outfit for this inari one compared to her alt? I really want her but from what I see the moment I get her alt in 3 months I'm never using her normal one. Did I miss something?
>>568622993I kind of like this
>>568623009no her alt is just better
>>568623009not really, sadly. unless you really really need a dirt only gold heal that gives some speed too
CYGENEROUS
>>568623009Cleavage. DEEP cleavage.
>>568622725My browser history
>>568622905I think all this was discussed before but Oguri Cap just has a charm that brings people in, be it the horse or the uma. That can't be seen with the amount of G1 wins.
>>568623009The benefit is you get to see her doing the bounce animation in a sukumizu during summer for 3 months
>>568623009Her alt is ugly looking
BROS
>>568623009This one works as a Late!
>>568621609Kill yourself
>>568622696RAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHIM IN LOVE
>>568623309>>568623206yeah you convinced me
>>568623370>>568623359look at that cute father
LITERALLY フ?
>3 clocksreal shit
>>568623316you first
This is genuinely insulting.
>>568623374Godspeed
>>568623507>Umama is using V's avatar nowCute.
>>568623359
but my 200 clocks?
has the uma title thingy always been so off center?
>>568623507umama really has v's dick on any inflamatory comment
>>568623095so uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhwhen are they banning the sweepers
>>568621821>>568621971>>568622021Yeah that all makes sense. Ty anons.I didn't want to go into any details because I don't want to imply that our danchou made a poor decision(they did not)
>>568621342Anon, those are still children.
>>568623202>Oguri Cap just has a charm that brings people inUhhh wasn't it because horse racing was in a decline at the time so when JRA saw a gray horse (who were apparently considered shit at the time) that has potential to win races they pushed said horse HARD as the face of horseracing to revive the declining sport which means people were only "charmed" by Oguri due to years of unironic JRA propaganda?
thank you for being merciful... I didn't even have to dip into my savings
Uhhh, where's Sweepy?
i had to spark...
>first roll>xogFuck off give me my big tiddy horse gf
>>568623738Are they our first /uma/ couple?
>>568623572>>568623738>schizophrenia
>>568623876Considering they are in every single room match together I guess
>>568623862Account tainted. Time to delete.
Why is Umama the only getting heat when the other room maker shares the roomcode via discord first
95427322Someone join me, I have to test my gluettes
>>568623935Is V a good boyfriend?
>>568623769I'm rock hard now.
>>568622596>>568622993This. Based big uma enjoyers.
>>568623579>>568623359Fuck off to umajp
7 and every post after this brings Happy Lucky!4 and every post after this brings Dire Misfortune.Neither and I go eat!
Is there ANY purpose for star pieces above 5*?I keep accidentally buying them in the daily sales
>>568624169free clovers
>>568623793I'm not really trying to win an argument here but sure brother. Seeing Oguri race just makes you want to support him, unlike dominant horses like Rudolf or Orfevre who has more wins and look dominant but distant. I'm not sure if I explained this feeling but that's how I feel watching them race
>>568624169you turn them into clovers
It's joooong time then,Majsoul Friends Room 21477(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=21477>>568618647
>>568624169Convert them to clovers and then into pink tickets
>>568623359>Orfevre instead of NakayamaCringe
i'm not even excited about rainbow gates because I know it's not the rateuponly got a dupe taiki shuttle so far
>>568624220>>568624239>>568624265oh shitthanks for the 300+ clovers
damage report /uma/
Man inari has fat tits.
>>568624306Dream Journey and Orfevre are pure siblings both in game and outside the game. Same mom and dad.
>>568624314You posted this already stop spamming, thank you
>>568624360had to sparkgot TWO curren chans, a jordan and finemo
>>568624309Anon where are your carats?
7 and you will get Inari One within 3 10x rolls (if you choose to roll for her.)6 and you will have to pity her and the next Uma you want.
>>568624360$0I don't pull for uggos
>>568624424V should stop avatarfaggingAnd yet
>>568623979>still salty to this day
>>568624360got her in 40 pulls + a taiki dupe (I've pulled this dumb horse like 5 times genuinely)
>>568624314Press the button on this guy for posting off-topic and trolling outside of /b/. Thank you
>>56862436020 rolls!
>>568624360120+ A new digitan and an el tatas and a rice shower dupe
>>5686242432/4
>>568624471So no pulls for NTR?
>>568624097>>568624306neither of you play the game jp troons
>>568624474Where's this energy for the staygoldfag Or the finemotionfagOr the current/falco posters Or the chiyonofaggot
>>568624360200
>>568624446If I failed to get both Nishino and Curren do I pass this test?t. dumb umaroller
I want to stick my hand in inari one's cleavageit looks like it would be very warm on a cold day
should i roll for inari one even though i'll probably never use her for cm
>>568624325now buy clocks with them before the month ends
>>568624647>is a girl>is a transgirl>are transgirls>is a girlI wonder
>>568624718Does looking at her tits make you happy?
>>568623793if he was artificially pushed by the JRA, they probably would have actually let him run in the classics, but they didn't, even though everyone wanted him to.
>>568624647Check the beginning of the thread!
>>568624647Stego poster actually plays the game and is coolall of the others are not avatarfags and not obnoxious shitters like V
>>568624769yeah but i can just look at art for that
>>568624360-150 carats+1 Agnes Tachyon
>>5686243605k carats, I'm a very happy man, now when I pul her alt I can use this fit
Which does Inari 1 prefer, cock or ((pussy))? I DESPERATELY NEED THIS INFO TO KNOW WHETHER TO PULL PLEASE HELP
Beautiful
>>5686242433/4, one moah.
>>568624781dont see anything
>>568624647>mentioning me twiceI'll take that as a compliment
>>568624786>Stego poster actually plays the game and is coolNtrfaggot plays the game, the game that's actually relevant to this thread even. What kind of bullshit excuse is this
>>568624807If that's the case then don't roll (and maybe save for her better alt in a few months)
>>568624894Do I really have to screenshot it for you retard
>>568624852>I'm helpful and kind here>>568534214
>>5686246647, you pass the test.6, you do not.0, it cancels out and you are normal again.
>>568624894retard
>>568624360Skipped. I don't need another end closer when I already have Ayabe, Digitan, Taishin, Tama and even Goldship. Just got a 80k stash thanks to that giveaway so I will keep saving for GL
>>568624848Yurige.
>>568624613>no one is rolling for a basic blonde bitchnyo...
>>568624880Opps full nvm, that was QUICK.We're starving for jong aren't we?
>>5686243607 free ticketsNo more for her fuck cygays
>>568624852
>>568624360Major ouchie
>>568624750Staygoldtranny is a tranny
>No one posted about what Cygames chose to localize Danna/Anego as for Inari One's way of referring to Torena-san
>>568624848She prefers Big Indian Cock between her tits.
>>568625091Umama is
>>568624613>>568624852I tried to get interested in her because I like her looks and personality but with the little bit I checked she didnt seem too much into her trainer and I lost interest, am I wrong?
>Miss CM rooms>Now miss jong rooms toowtf...
>>568624718I rolled for Brian, Jordan, Fine, bride Maya and Biwa but I still haven't done and have no intention of ever doing their careers.
>>568625008NOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooo
>>568625109Yeah cause they chose something that wasn't out of place and didn't break immersion. Try playing games for once instead of obsessing over the exact wording of filler text.
>>568625146Hotspring ticket. Iinchou is not an indecent girl, she will find the right time and place to rape you
>>568625146She's just boring as fuck with 0 personality
>>568623793Horse racing was already growing steadily at the time, so the premise is incorrect. And Tamamo Cross was already on a solid winning streak before Oguri even transferred, so that premise is incorrect, too.
>>568624848boobs too small, need to be 10 times bigger
>>568625115Please be underage or retardedPlease don't be indianPlease don't be indianPlease don't be indian
Thoughts on pure-hearted innocent cinnamon rolls with giant tits?
>>568625115fuck off visajeet
>>568625025Jokes aside, she is a very specialized yet very standard Long Pace Chaser. One of the least roll worthy umas in the game.
>>568625379We're literally conquering you lol.
>>568625265Nobody cares about NTR
>>568625341Almond Eye is a lot like Inari One. They got similar interests.
>>568625358I like big tits but I don't know ANYTHING else about this uma other than her large rack
postan JP uma!
almost friday
>>568625512I do this
I will not fall for Cheval Grand propagandaI will not fall for Cheval Grand propaganda
>>568625512ok
I have done exactly two 10x rolls for Inari One. I did not get Inari One. As such, I do not need Inari One. Simple as.Belno Light.
>>56862436015 tickets and 10k carats spent. No other SSRs until then, but at least I got her.
>>568625619Same I don't get the appeal
>>568624360$fattits.00
>>568624360I pulled her on roll 198.Guess she's a 4* now...
>even indians subhumans got into /uma/MANT is a new low for real...
>>568625512Atleast this one is a pretty jp uma with good personality, unlike NTR
>>568625596Teios ovulation day
TIME FOR DINNER and then my borrow runs
>>568625596desu wa
>>568625782SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEX
>>568625812Tachyon would say this. She's one of the biggest racists in the world.
>>568625815mine too>>568625823yum>>568625842desuwa~
>>568625814Unlike stay gold*
>>568625596I have 0 aces for cm as a front main
>Helios tranny not here>retards still post jong roomsKys.
>>568625729I do and I'm ferociously fighting myself
>>568625942my best front pony this cm is shimbori rudol (archer)
It's that easy
Cygenerous!
>>568625812I need big cock for Tachyon. I am cuming at the thought.
>>568626043Lucky fuck... Explode.
>>568626049uhhh didn't you mean the twinkle star climax
>>568625931>>568625596Can I date you if you look like that?
Can I love Helios if I promise not to be an insufferable cock-knocker about it? Or has it been ruined for everyone now?
>>568626112they didnt bother fixing that last time either
>>568626142stop trying to hook up
I'm so thankful for those carats they gave us. Also, fucking both of them were gold turned to rainbow, thought the roll was going to be shit at first
>>568626178Wei.
>>568625448No personality and only liked for their tits?
>>568626178There's already an annoying tranny posting her.
NHK Mile Cup scrimmage is openTokyo turf 1600mFREE ENTRIESTHREE LOBBIES981865977667501270189208Good luck.
Easiest scout of my life, lmao
Is anyone keeping tally on how many umamusume seiyuu are married to Indians?
>>568626178Why don't you ask Teiofags or Chiyonofags if that's possible.Just find a new horse, Anon.
>>568626221Hey anon, weeeiii~!
>No one rolled for inari oneDirters BTFO once again
>>568626297stop being lazy and post results if you do not want schizo behavior
HARUTEN???
>>568626212POWER WORD: EXPLODE
>>568626210What's wrong with shooting a shot? Surely you are free.
>>568624360spent one free ticketgot one Agnes Tachyon
>>568621849Another "shoulda had Mile S" episode.Low power and wits is fucking over Scarlet's duels too. Even with more mid-race than the competition she just doesn't get as much out of it. Like .1m out of every skill compared to 1200 power wit.I knew she wasn't finals winning material, but I did have to run her just to check and confirm the suspicion.Rice needs a total scrap, totally different inherit options.King needs more mid-race and corners. I wanted the double gold greens but FCM just isn't worth it without better corner. I keep seeing her lose to taishins when she has better accel. The difference is better starting position and carryover.Hope I can make the upgrades I want in time.
>>568624360$0, I don’t pull for trash umas
>>568626515I'm in serious need of a FM gf
>>568626239Interested in the Big Indian Cock
>>568625160Sorry bwo it was surprisingly quick to fill this time... I'm up for another round after this so I'll (You) you again if its still going.>>568624081Hoooooly. This has got to be my favorite sexy Furashu image ever. I must have saved it several times already, fucking hell.
>>568625941staygold anon plays the gameyou dont
>>568626623Fat fuck.
>>568626602This but finemo poster bf
he's gotta be using some sort of bot to auto join rooms right?
How accurate is chronogenesis' career inspiration percentage? I've missed Mile S with a 50% career chance 9/10 times now
>>568626403bwo he is already making fun of you....
>>568626491>>568626602
Dig here, Windy!*unzips pants*
>>568626178Just don't turn her into an avatar and you'll be fine, I think. Her reputation isn't in need of rehabilitation just yet.
getto
>>568626178just don't be an avatarfag schizo shitposter
>>568626724>He actually made Wedding Curren his avatar in gameHe seriously is in love with Umama
>>568626698Never underestimate the autism of an unemployed person
>>568626353I read this post and literally the same happened to me after
>>568626724nta but he could prove the schizos wrong but..
>>568626709it's probably just using whatever inheritance formulas that the player base either datamined or tested, so it's if you believe those formulas are accurate
>>568626709that was me with gw, I have no idea anymore. could've just been super bad seeds lined up in a row but there's no saying for sure
>>568626815Nice!!>>568626849That's pretty funny lol. Cool SSR.
>chanmi-ssu
im awake again
>>568626730Why the rejection...
How do I cope knowing that I'm the strike zone of numerous predator-type Umamusume?
>>568626903
>>568624243That was a quick end... gg though some funny ura dora nomi mangan there! Up for another one still, Same room.3/4>>568625160Open again actually! 3/4
>>568627090I'll do one more jongbwos but after that I got to head to bed
>>568626178>>568626372I would love my wife even if the most insufferable cock-slurpers spammed her art and posted the most degenerate shit accompanied by her imagelove the uma that you love, never do anything else. Amen.
>>568626221
>>568626903the cutest and most gentle of wives
>>568626683Either stop defending yourself in 3rd person or if you're not him stop sucking his dick, he won't fuck you
>>568627039They're lesbian or Big Indian Cock only
>>568627019Pride month is in a few days so shut the fuck up until then11/12ths of the year is our (SuperStraights) time. Do your fagshit during your cope month...>>568627039Damn, anon, you're SO hot. 6 feet tall, 6" dick, 6 figures in the bank and only 11.1% bodyfat with Henry Cavill's face?! Wow! Every UMA would want you!
>>568626981kek
>>568626297wow I jobbed hard, getting silly late starts and everything>>568627080>>568627124
>>568620932pretty sure ebayan already broke his record
any confirmed bans for sweepers? any warnings for hachimi users?
>>568624243>win against /uma/ in CM rooms>win against /uma/ in mahjongThanks for the room, sorry only 1 game
>>568627115Okie dokie, that's fine Souths are usually long anyway.
>>568627171Are you really dating V?
>>568627226No and no.
>>568627123Wei?
The absolute mass of Inari Ones Twin TailsI keep sniffing and sniffing and there is just more to sniffI fear that my destiny is to sniff them forever
>>568627149No, that attracts the normal Umamusume. Being helpless is what gets you attacked by Super Creek and Journey.
Daily reminder to trainers that every uma is a potential rapist just a single day away from snapping no matter how meek they seem.
>>568627308yes, it's true
>>568627336Fuck me. I guess another day of playing without 60fps
titmogged
>>568627417So it's fine if people actually call you a couple now.
>>568627228You are the god champion of /uma/.... for now. For today!!
>>568627405Oh no, how horrible. I sure hope King Halo never locks the door behind her when she enters my office, ha ha. That would be really bad, ha ha.
>>568627405I disagree, numerous Uma are safe because of how they're either virtuous(Air Groove), meek(Rice Shower) or don't care about their Trainer-san(Gold City)
>>568627405>>568627505Except that they don't exist, nobody here would have the actual intelligence or athletics to train an UMA, and even if they did, you're all so genuinely ugly and unlovable no woman would want you. I mean, just look at real life. Average 5/10 girls don't want you. Why would 11/10 super celebrities?You failed your mother by not giving her grandchildren.Pathetic.
it's almost 1am and I am still awake it's so fucking over for me bwos...
>>568626297Room 2: If Losing, Win.Front archer Rudolf was an unexpected sight, very kino.>>568627171I jobbed hard too lmao
>>568627171>>568627080
>568624848>https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/search/text/%22Which%20does%20Inari%201%20prefer%22/fuck off and kill yourself
>he thinks he's safe from Rice
>>568627594sleepy fusu is cute
>>568627582You and Umama are really a cute pair
>>568626112even they know this scenario is shit
>>568627228run it back
>>568627646janny applications are open schizo-kun
>>568627572You have to attach Gold City to these posts or they're unfappable, anon.
>>568627726No.
>>568627572Can you retype this, but use the image of an Uma looking disgusted?
I want to sexualize Teio so fucking bad but then I just can't find her sexy at all
finemo... easy on the sodium...
>>568627572>genuinely ugly and unlovableTokai Teio's favorite!
>>568625008>cute & sexy potential umawaifu>well actually she's a furious carpet muncher and would never see a man in a sexual wayI really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really wanted to pull her, but she doesn't want me as her trainer. Why does this happen every time?
>>568627662>be kind to her once>falls in lovethis applies to Aoi too
>>568627458Don't be jealous.
>>568627807Gay, as in peak homosexual
>>568627813HOLY SHIT MY DICKBIGGER
>>568627864When are you making it official with Umama?
>>568627572Being a trainer sounds kind of like a shit job if I'm being honest.Needing to micromanage up to 5 people at a time, including turbo autists and antisocial dweebs sounds rough. Being a trainer assistant doesn't sound too bad though, you're just hauling equipment and doing research on regiments to pass along to the guy actually doing the work.
>They are still arguing over nothing
>>568627967GET IN THE POOL MIRAKO YOU FAT FUCK
>>568627679
>>568627662Rice shower respects her Trainer too much to do anything like that and lacks the ability to take initiative. If you keep your walls up she won't be able to emotionally get herself in to do it.
>>568627967Argue this! Lose weight, fatty
Wow SEA hours are awesome
>>568627837Can you stop acting like a brown cockroach for one day?
OVER NOTHING MENTIONED
Umama x V is our first gay couple...
>>568627837She’s inviting you to join her. This is a group activity, anon. Where’s your Edo Spirit?
>>568628107That's actually a pretty good horse name.
God her fat boobs drove me crazy, paizuri NOW
How important is Mile S for an end closer?
That pose looks a bit silly. I want to rape her.
>>568627807I agree
How instead of arguing and shitposting we get some good propaganda and career moments?
>>568628291I want you to rape her too.
>>568628330Look at the time anon
>>568628314SNIFFFFFF
>>568628314eww imagine sweaty teio feet
>>568628330try again in like 10 hours
No Aces set for GeminiNo Maru to give Red ShiftNo Flower for her inheritDo I just skip or go to Open League?
>>568628330I've run dry of new propaganda, all I could do is repeat myself or post old cute comics.
I need endless post-orgasm paizuri torture from inari one
>>568628330No, we need to compliment both V and Umama because they confirmed they're dating>>568628458V eyes Only.
pomf =3
>>568628430Haha imagine the salty, savory, succulent, slightly acrid, full bodied flavored of Teios toes hahaWho would ever want to pop her entire foot into their mouth haha
Boys?
>>568628461Just run triple pace and borrow Nishino Flower. It's the lowest investment ace you can do for this track. Once you're done you can start making parents for Cancer Cup
>>568628524I do this
/uma/ say one thing about inari one not involving her tits challenge (IMPOSSIBLE)
>>568628641With V?
>>568628330Not rolling for her so I won't engage in any sort of propaganda.
IMIMIM GONNASPRINTTTTTTTTTTT18057708Sprinters Stakes 1200m
>>568628668I like short girls.
>>568628668I think her fox mask is SUPER CUTE and I like the purple color scheme of her racing outfit.I want to KISS her fox hand gesture with my own.
>>568628594POINTY
>>568628668My favorite Inari One personality? HER FAT TITS
>>568628524I HATE BRATTY TEIOS
>>568628612
>>568628730by the time I got my mile aces ready you moved on to sprint man what the fuck
>>568628730too early
Anime Inari or Cingrey Inari?
>>568628668I don't like her stupid hairstyle
>>568628816Did you not make aces with your BF yet?
>>568628330
>>568628730wtf...
>>568628860Her trainer probably looks really stupid with those glory eyes.
>>568628730>CM16 testingwe're not done with CM14 yet bby
>>568628837CinGrey.
>>568628794
You may now tell me to explode.
>>568628668I like her big, fat, bouncy hair
STOP
>>568628730Throne.
>>568628501What if you die though...
I don't think Grass Wonder has a big ass. I think her ass is very small.
>>568628940>calling V his bbyHoly cute...
>>568628974
>>568629097wrong
>>568629046I will die happy
>>568629097You're right. Vivlos is the real butt queen of this game.
>>568628974>dupeslut
>>568628808Slowpoke...>>568628816You were the one running CM15 lobbies a few days ago though!!!!Ah...I hate MediumsI hate HOguriI hate DoberI don't want to do Mediums!!!
>>568629168Please look like this and date me
>>568628963
>>568629290Please neckyourself
>>568629251>I hate DoberMEN......istg
>>568629406Don't worry Dober I love you
>>568624243>not even past east yet >poor Nadeshiko already courting deathBrutal...
>>568629406Dober looks so naked without the ears.
>>568629382V... Umama is flirting with someone else now, do something
>>568624360140 rollsBobo dupesMaruhopefully I'll get Rickey under my huge ticket stash
no one is flirting retards
>>568629458All last is just the beginning
>>568628330I find it funny that Stego is somehow involved in most of the Stego Clan career stories in some capacity.Off the top of my head, she shows up in Orfevre's story, gives you an amulet, and that amulet ends up giving you a nightmare of Orfevre losing in Japan Cup against Gentildonna and you end up changing the intended outcome, since Orfevre IRL lost to Gentildonna there knowing what you knowOr after Meno's Arima Kinen she shows up to Trainer who's thinking about the Tenosho Spring.Or how she manages to get Luck to meet up with Orfevre to get Luck out of her funk.Or how her entire career is an inspiration to Dream Journey. For both Orfevre and Meno's it's [???] Uma but they both emphasize her pretty sunset eyes, because she wasn't actually announced yet. In Lucky Lilac's she does it being the pied piper with her harmonica.
>>568629558umommy...
>>568629558You're right, V wouldn't cheat on his umaBF
>>568629594What happens in oorasu?
>>568629558Not for lack of trying
I can't create CM umas for shit.
>>568629558very tsun
>>568629558Umama... is V a good boyfriend?
>>568629558haha yeah, nobody here would flirt with other anons right
/uma/- romantic comedy with avatarfags - NOW SHOWING
i told my umamusume i love her and now we're getting married
>>568629606>she shows up in Orfevre's story, gives you an amulet, and that amulet ends up giving you a nightmare of Orfevre losing in Japan Cup against Gentildonna and you end up changing the intended outcome, since Orfevre IRL lost to Gentildonna there knowing what you knowWhy does Stego have a magic trinket like that lying around?
I wish she would stop cucking me in front of you guys...
>>568629827happy for you bro
>one guy>four devices
I told my umamusume I love her and she raped me while saying she love me too
>>568629808
>>568629890Don't you have her in your private DM's V?
>>568629904Sounds tough man.
>>568629851Her Odyssey had a purpose...
I'M NOT READY I'M NOT READY
>I want to hold hands with my trainee>She rejects me because she's a Iesbian>I want to kill myself
SHIT I discard a south while laughing
Remember to always say thank you to your friendly neighborhood Walmart greeter
>>568630125AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>568629851It's funny because she literally picks it up off on the beach in the exact same scene. So it really doesn't even make sense why it happened.
added to the long list of things uma would rather do than a singular mant run>literal gay sex
>>568620054P-Please respond
>>568630223V and Umama constantly do that, yes
Natty's natty
>>568630193Hilarious. This makes it look like Stego picked up something cursed and pawned it off to (You)
>>568629606They are the most fun, in my opinion. They all have colorful personalities, and relationships.
>sweep anon has been flirting and chasing him for weeks>this retard shows up and pairs him with NTR anon for no reason like the retard he is>can't shup up and is being annoying as hell like all the "people" from his countrySad day for the unemployed.
>>568630269No, it would be straight.
Damnit no! I wanted a little girl not a giant girl...
>>568630223I'd rather write a cringe fanfic on my phone than do a singular MANT run.
>>568628730>CM16Won't Throne invalidate any aces made before its release?
>>568630380Sorry that V stole your crush, Sweepy anon
>anti schizos arguing with each otherok
>one pull>didn't get her REEEEEEEEEE SHIT GAME
>>568630380I guess you could say they gotNTRd
>didn't get inari with my 10 pull or single paid pullit's over...
Why does nobody crush on me
>>568630512Not a woman but Sirius is incredibly cute and I started liking her during the ballroom event, she was portrayed like an idiot in Cingray
>>568630584
>>568630616Sorry, only avatarfags can date each other
>>568630512I love Sirius so much I wish people would stop calling me a Lesbian for it.
>>568630635
>>568630576
>>568630283Natie would be a big fan of upright positions so she can hug you and kiss you the whole time, until she cums and loses her strength and falls backwards and you mount her and unleash the plappening.
>>568630490It is easy to get max wit even without ThroneIf Throne gave a Sprint exclusive skill then maybe but it does not
Stop spamming Stay Shit here
>>568630789Yeah but the keyword is it's EASIER. I have no clocks and 3 is not going to cut it
>>568630767Stop posting cute laughs it's my weakness.
>>568630838Stop being mad V and just go back to your bf Umama
>>568630249Mile S is mandatory. Remake Fuji until you get it.Spurt is necessary for end closers you are trolling yourself by sending one without it so yes remake Neicha until you get spurt on it. NSM is not as good this time, nimble is good enough, buy a better gold if available.
>>568630771I LITERALLY do this
>>568630830I want her to rape me so bad
>>568630635>she was portrayed like an idiot in CingrayMy number 1 problem with Cingray is that everyone is either retarded, melodramatic or just a worse version of the game
>>568630860
Reminder that Neicha managed to live yo 35, it was ancient for a horse. A racehorse at that.
>>568630856I've been rawdogging careers no clocks for more than a month now >how many carrats have you lostI have lost count but it has to be almost two multis worth at this point
>>568630921What do you and Umama do outside of the thread?
>>568630968YAMEROI DON'T WANT TO ROLL FOR STEGO (in 8 years)
>>568630616You are probably a dude
>>568630734maybe stop being a lesbian
>>568631059Eh I'm just not willing to do that. It's kinda fucked that cygames isn't giving us more clocks
>>568630125It was a mistake. League selection doesn't start for 3 more days
Aside from Rickey and Kitasan, what Umas are for shota hunters
>>568631272I am a man.I have a penis.I like Sirius.These are all true. I'm not a lesbian.
>Great run with King Halo, but I had to use clocks to finish the tiara>Biko Pegasus uses up my last clock because she's tired of being a hero>Curren Chan beats me to the punch and steals 50 epithet stats for no fucking reasonWanna slap the whore off her fucking face.It's always fucking curren chan too. Whore plays spoiler more than fucking Vodka.Bitch.
>>568631262But the others are too?
>>568631334Seeking the Pearl
>>568631071I'm in /uma/club and I know umama hates the BBB spamming faggot. Don't associate them with each other
>>568630159SEX
>>568631374They are female enough for each other
>>568631424Great falseflag. Make it even more obvious next time
>>568631424Proof? So far it seems they actually are dating with the way they're defending each other
>>568631494
WhErE!!!!????!?!?!?
>>568631424He's too nice to say it here instead of keeping it on chat don't make it worse for him by posting about it
Nobody calls her BBB outside schizos
>>568631439200$500 for raw
>>568631424could just not join every one of his rooms if that were the case
>>568631498what am I falseflagging>>568631532how am I supposed to post proof faggot, the club chat gets deleted in less than a day
>>568631291Can I have 50 clocks as reparations?
>>568631602Nobody likes her outside of V too
Top left of the club where the ranking is
>>568631656You dug your grave, now lie in it umama
Now I'm waiting for the hag.
>>568631650Retard. Why wouldn't you want to farm the faggot that shits up the thread every day?
>>568631656Why would anyone believe you then when Umama constantly rides V's dick and defending him. Also joining every room he makes tooV also defends him too
Surely the 3 clocks was a mistake and they meant to send out 300, right? Cygames would never alienate their playerbase to this extent, right? That would be idiotic and stupid, and they aren't THAT idiotic and stupid, right?
>>568631853Right...
>>568631796Why do you talk like a deadlock brown? Nobody says farm when competing in umamusume other than browns who play pvp games.
>>568631796I dont know what you mean by "farming" when you dont really get anything from winning a room. I think if you dislike someone then ignoring them is a better way of doing it, but I guess to each their own. Obviously joining every single room is what has been causing the association.
>>568631494thank god it zoomed in and slow-motioned it 4 times or I would have missed it
Thanks for the room, jongbros
>>568631853Let's check how bad cygays is doing.https://poal.me/44xwkhttps://poal.me/44xwkhttps://poal.me/44xwk
>>568631827King Halo got blacked?
>>568631796How are you farming anything when this game has no input from youThere is no skill involved in races it's all RNG
>>568632069>>568627090Thank you for hosting! it was fun as always
>>568631821post proof of umama defending him. Actual proof not a faggot pretending to be him. I've already said it he joins his rooms to farm him>>568631976>>568631992>>568632204farming is a common word in every pvp game. Farming someone=pwning him if you want to use boomer terminology
>>568624243My hubris got the better of me damn, from 2nd to last... nice turnaround, Nadeshiko! Complete dominationya by the cat too, great job!! fun game, ggggg>>568632069gg bwos, 'till next time
>>568632137Servitude doesn't count because they have no human rights, same as dogs
>>568627417>>568632235
>>568632093>"no" winningNo need for clock stimulus then.
>>568632137That's a spic
>>568632341>>568632341>>568632341
thread?
>>568632353someone bake a proper one.
>>568632235Farming implies he is getting something out of it. I farm creeps and enemy heros for gold in a MOBA. What is he farming by joining toom matches? Wins that arent tracked anywhere? Like I said, the constant joining of rooms is what has caused the association and not joining them anymore would lead to the situation eventually dieing down (slowly at least) until people find something else to get mad at.
>>568632368dozo>>568632501>>568632501>>568632501
>>568632518domo
>>568632298True! I guess I’ll just quit.
>>568632504The terminology changed, if you repeatedly kill someone in a video game or you outplay them a lot you farmed them. It basically means owned now
>>568632216
>>568632815If you say so then sure. Not going to act like I am up to date with the gamer lingo since I stopped playing "real" pvp games years ago. Good luck farming the retard I guess, he doesnt seem to be very good at the game despite his constant urge to give advice
>>568632815Kind of. Farming players means you are also getting score off them. It does not work outside of cm in uma and you can't choose who to race there.
>>568624081This Furashu pic is the hottest ever, arrrgh might need to ona again already You have great taste and you need to know this.
>>568634968H-hot
