Target Edition>NewsNew community MvM tour: https://www.teamfortress.com/post.php?id=270245>Official SitesBlog: https://teamfortress.comWiki: https://wiki.tf>Frag With /tf2g/When: Friday & Saturday Afternoon. Check for posts in the thread or be the one to announce.tf2g's Official Server: 78.46.128.115:27015 (EU)Ready Up: https://tf2gfragready.b4k.dev/>Other 4chan ServersWeeabootique: 198.245.61.57 (NA)Castaway: Castaway.tf (NA/EU/AUS/Asia)Konata: konata.tf (EU)>ResourcesFAQ: https://pastebin.com/Svy4uc7t Mods: https://pastebin.com/8Q6bzADk Preview Loadouts & Skins: https://loadout.tf | https://weapons.tf | https://p337.info/tfviewHUDs: https://gamebanana.com/mods/cats/1644 | https://tf2huds.dev/Scripting: https://pastebin.com/1VmngMfJ | https://pastebin.com/R7V4cN8S Trading: https://backpack.tf | https://trade.tf | https://stntrading.eu/ | https://tf2trade.tf/Stats: https://pastebin.com/0yaDyWb4 Sprays: https://rafradek.github.io/Mishcatt/Community Server Browsers: https://serverbrowser.tf/ | https://thegabenzone.github.io/truequickplay/#/serversCreators Leaks: https://archive.is/GeYbEtf2g's Guide to Heavy: https://pastebin.com/Y7ZWgt96 >CompetitiveNews & Events: https://teamfortress.tvLobbies & Mixes: https://tf2center.com | https://pastebin.com/vNTDF4eL Leagues: https://pastebin.com/UJ9sDAdq >Previous Thread>>568309986
AWESOME OP, AND GREAT TF2 ART SISTER! You forgot your steam group tho https://steamcommunity.com/groups/TransFurtress2
>>568623626Holy based and trvth nvke!
>>568623530Good thread
[BREAKING NEWS] - Zesty "Johma" Jesus just obliterated an Emporium project. 1 of many to go.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YIoNgQO-hZQ
>>568623530Can't keep a good sister down
QRD on this Phoneyland map and this dramafaggotry around it? Why is everyone talking about it and why is there so many arguments over it?
I love demoman so fucking much.
why is the mvm updetto taking so long?
>>568623965I am not a Zesty watcher.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kO1Yq7n9zLU
>>568624038It's not real and will never actually happen also based zhao poster
>>568623965I'll always tune in for a Zest' stream
>>568623198How did you post this post then? hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm lazy ass?
>>568623626>>568623782Sisters approve!
3 NIGASON CART
>>568623969this one got videos made of it so it's a bigger deal
>>568624038The Emporium has taken control.
>>568624394>workshoppers>emporiumslopI'm trying to catch up on all the lingo here this is overwhelmingWHO ARE THESE PEOPLE
>>568623626>>568623782>>568623967>>568624316when will you do something else with your life
>>568624883>workshopperspeople that make stuff for the steam workshop (the thing that valve uses to pick items and maps for the game)>emporiumcommunity turned discord of people that make items, is now a big circlejerk that doesn't care about tf2 or the players and just wants to make money
>>568624883Tourist larper. Do not engage.
>>568625104>he's really that convinced that it's one guyIt's okay to be upset that you're in the minority.
>>568623965Emporium still at it huh.
>>568625528
>>568625528sexsexsexsexosex
>>568625467>people that make stuff for the steam workshopas opposed to what? gamebananers? fpsbananers? >is now a big circlejerk that doesn't care about tf2 or the players and just wants to make moneysounds like mapcore from csgo
>>568625581meanie pie
>>568625581>doesn't even try to post any proof at allmeanwhile>>568398475>>568402612
>>568625528who the hell are you
>>568625807get him sister, that guy in ur image is him
>>568625104xe's been doing this everyday for the past year. Note how xe never actually takes a stab at trannies other than to make effeminate quips by calling people "sister".
>>568625751>as opposed to what?nothing?>sounds like mapcore from csgoit's a lot worse than mapcore
>>568625971Yeah, I genuinely think xhe wants us to join xer steam group and it's an actual tranny
>>568625971plap
>>568625807Bro is DESPERATE to prove that he's not in the minority
>>568625971So true ma'am
I'm guess the thread's gonna be schizos talking to themselves for the next few hours.
wtf a phoneyland just flew over my house!!!
>>568626219I know, I don't know how many IP wipes it's going to take before he drops the act.
>>568626424schizos don't drop the act as long as they're alive
>>568626424Well see, even if I did post proof, you would claim it was edited because you absolutely can't accept that it's more than one guy
>>568626424the more you post this image, the more i sympathize with everyone here that (you) are the actual schizophrenic
>>568626550you won't post proof because you have no proof lmao
>>568623969>>568497385
>>568626924Here you go
>>568627060shhh let her keep dreaming its
>>568627060mobile posts don't count bruh the mods see through it
>>568627190So true sister
>>568626968Emporium didn't make Phoneyland from what I am reading?
>>568627190I wish i had ur level of confidence when being wrong, how do u do it
there are actually only 2 people in this general. its just you and me. i'm doing all this just for you.
>>568627471There are actually 3 because my mom monitors what i do when i get on the family computer
he's falseflagging with mimi now
>>568627952I understand that you're upset being a minority, but it's really distracting from the thread's focus. If we could move back toward TF2 that'd be great.
>>568627471https://youtu.be/XjdDyvGE8gE?t=41>(You) still don't know that (You) are actually dead and just a coping mechanism created in my imagination and that I'm actually the only one in this generalOh man I am laffin at myself rn
>>568627952sad
>>568624038>Valve has to actually playtest mvm maps>Valve has to update the matchmaker because it will otherwise crash from the sudden influx of players>Valve has to balance out the tour and the rewards with the other tours>Valve has to eat pink cookies
>>568628202at least we mind broke him into posting more mimi
>>568628202>>568628746>accuses multiple people of samefagging>samefags when nobody agrees with himSad!
>>568627952Didn't he hate "coomer shit"?Why is he posting that now?
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3721015892Phoney bros.. we can still win..
>>568629418anything for (you)s
>>568629418Mimi isn't coomer shit.
>>568629418because we've totally mind broken him, it's amazing
>>568623530this image doesn't have anything to do with tf2. perfect op 10/10
>>568629510>Hoppkins - Feedback, Phoneyland Map (SFM Port)This is meh.Can I get my free self made taunt for feedback now?
>>568630061Trvke
>>5686240382 more weeks
>>568630091Totally not a mafia tho where they just add their friends to the contributors list, no xir!
>>568630061Sniper is right there though.
>>568630784It has an anime girl in it which disqualifies it from being TF2 related though.
jokes on you falseflagger, I'm a hyperfag
>>568631287LOL
>>568630362I'm glad you've come around on coom
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1YwJmEqbr-4Didn't know /tf2g/ had a meetup
>>568632676Actual /tf2g/ meetup.
>>568632923>Mamma Mia!/tf2g/ was always Mobstuh-coded
Did Zesty win yet?
>>568629119You're the only one pathetic enough to do that
>>568632923floydfag on the left
>>568633145>Got Phoneyland removed from the WorkshopDamn right he did!
>>568633145no, but I won baby making sex with honey
>>568633145plap
>>568633978Not everyone spends all day monitoring the thread for (you)s like you do pal
>>568633145Sonic the hedgehog pornography
>>568634120gottem
>>568625104when the mods grow a backbone and start handing out back-to-back bans
>>568634148Pretty cringe.
>>568634351So never then
>>568634148Pretty based.
>>568629418camouflage
>>568623530That's a fine ass.
>>568634473probably. making a concerted group effort would probably raise the chances, like a pub push on payload last. it'd have to be on every point though.
>>568634120You seem to spend most of your time getting mad in this thread actually
tf2?
>>568635373I would hope so
>>568634842So fine we used it twice
>>568635575creaming the rabbit
Sally Acorn
Kill pyros. Behead pyros with the eyelander. Roundhouse kick a pyro onto the control point. Slamdunk a gibus pyro into the trash. Crucify filthy pyro mains. Deficate into a pyros sandvich. Launch pyros into a buzzsaw. Stiryfry pyros in a wok. Toss pyros in front of active sentry guns. Urinate into a pyros gasstank. Judo throw pyros into a woodchipper. Twist pyros heads off. Report pyros to Valve. Karate chop pyros in half. Curbstomb pregnant pyros. Trap pyros in the underworld. Dump pyros into the trash compactor. Liquify pyros into a vat of acid. Eat pyros. Dissect pyros. Exterminate pyros in MGE. Stomp on pyros skull with the mantreads. Make pyros check'em. Cremate pyros with the degreaser. Lobotomize pyros. Mandatory trade bans for pyros. Crush pyros into a paste. Drown pyros in jarate. Vapourize pyros with a pomson. Spawn camp pyros. Kick a pyro from your mvm lobby. Shark pyros from hat drops. Feed pyros to alligators. Slice pyros open with the half-zatoichi.
>>568635942needs rape correction especially after she dumped sonic
More like Solly Acorn LOL
>>568635591Good taste, I can't wait for the next one.
>>568636016Fuck pyros. Get head from pyros. Fuck a pyro on the control point. Slamdunk your cock into her. Cum inside filthy pyro cunts. Have the pyro make you a sandvich after. Launch sperm into pyros. Fry pyros' brains with sex. Toss a pyro's salad. Urinate into a pyro's mouth (she's into it). Judo throw pyros onto a bed. Twist pyros' nipples. Report your love for pyros to Valve. Split pyros' legs in half. Impregnate pyros. Get trapped into sex by demon pyros from the underworld. Dump sperm into a pyro cum dumpster. Submerge pyros into a vat of cum. Eat pyros' pussies. Dissect pyros' clothes off. Dominate pyros after defeating them in MGE. Slap pyro's face during sex with the Hot Hand. Make pyros suck'em. Cream inside pyros' holes. Lobotomize pyros into sex slaves. Mandatory slut training for pyros. Give pyros your love paste. Drown pyros in mad milk. Whip pyros' asses with a disciplinary action. Camp in the same tent with pyros. Invite a pyro to your mvm lobby. Give pyros your hat drops in exchange for sex. Fuck pyros like an alligator. Slice pyros' clothes off with the half-zatoichi.
>>568636259Yes ma'am, all the girls are saying this
>>568636286plap
>>568636286this butt also shupos yordles mimis olivias and bunnies
dead gamedead general
>>568629947>>568631287>>568633978>>568636076
Spy revolver that slows other people on hit and also turns down mouse sensitivity by like 75% aka slower turning, have fun getting backstabbed
>>568639514lol got em sis
>>568641827She didn't get shit
>>568642085she got that guy banned, for being a meanie pie to her.
I don't understand why they only mop up like 10% of the puddle when there are wet floor signs everywhere and the floor is clearly still wet
>>568640517You forgot to add bleed on hit
>>568642987he's talking about the tranq gun
Ah, it's the full moon again! It's time for some spooky TF2 gaming!
>>568643870how am i supposed to wank to this if she isn't a gengar
>>568643870I'm spooked
>>568633978The jannies deleted my post about tf2
TF2 should unironically let you use emojis in chat
The last time 4chan was objectively good was when we had emojis for April Fools a few years ago.
>>568643870baby making sex with hex
>>568642113She's sad then
>>568633304Okay, this reminds meI remember Zesty talking on Lucid's stream recently, and Zesty mentioned that during a stream, or an episode of something (I don't remember what it was), TheWhatShow was with some of the other heckin chungus 100 TF2 ecelebs, and they were like waiting in queue unable to find a match or something, and that TheWhatShow jockingly made a reference to like the mustard cupcakes and like laughed about it, and that there was an awkward silence after he said that. Like a >How dare you bring up le heckin chud talking point?Is this real?Can anyone confirm?
>>568644952 I should unironically creampie hu tao
>>568646592>mustard cupcakeswtf does this mean
>>568647590regular cupcakes = quickplayvalve = bakermustard cupcakes = matchmakingthe baker changed their cupcake recipe to mustard cupcakes and people pretend to prefer the latter because they're desperate to have any cupcake at all
>>568304208Anon never showed us his big titty slop...
>>568650070What a retarded anology and forced meme attempt
>>568643818But with 3 bullets in the clip instead of 1, because I think being completely unable to kill with a weapon is lame
>>568652901didn't ask newfageveryone here knows what it means but you
One wouldn't hurt...
>>568653709still a food analogy so it fails in the marketplace of arguments
>>568625104zestyfaggot is a grifter who hates tf2 and the players. kill yourselves already
>>568654362I don't think you responded to the right post
emporiumtroons out in force today huh
>>568654167Those can't be good for you
>>568655375why does she wear the thigh squish beltwhen she flies, is she permanently bent over
Give me weapon designs, no I wonโt draw em Iโm bored
>>568656809silenced .22 for spy+minicrits on headshot+15% faster RoF+15% faster spread recovery or 15% tighter spread-25% dmg-no random critical hits[no crit damage falloff][silent killer]
>>568657805actually -20% dmg, not -25%
>>568653709>if you don't know every eceleb inside joke you are a newfag
>>568657805>>568658502Comes with an exaggerated look of the Goldeneye N64 silenced pistol, aka a freaked up Walter PPK correct?
>>568657805>>568658502Y'know what fuck it, 20 across the board(Saboteur)>+Minicrits on headshot>+20% faster firing speed>+20% more accurate (or) +20% spread recovery>+Silent Killer: Reduced sound profile (quieter gunshots, victims do not scream, kills are not displayed in the enemy's killfeed)>-20% damage penalty>-No random critical hits>-0.5 sec longer Cloak blink time>[Critical damage is NOT affected by range] (1200 hammer unit maximum range still applies)
>>568659829Maybe, but that'd require a new animation setI was thinking more along the lines of that Russian Nagant-design revolver that accepts a silencer. Funnily enough I think that's what the L'etrange is based off of.
>>568659829>>568657805Actually wait, I got the perfect โSilencerโ for a TF2 Revolver, THIS fucking thing, or whatever it is
>>568659936>>568660050I got the perfect Silencer addon for a revolver actually >>568660552 here, just figuring out the revolver to base it off of, plus something like a fucked up version of this, perfection (it is hard finding good revolver varients)
>>568660712>>568660552Actually it seems the first one is a Nagant, so maybe mixing the two a bit in design just to visually differentiate it from the lโetranger would likely be a good choice besides it being either black or a dark gray >>568660050, though keeping the barrel going out is for the best
>>568660552I could see that silencer design working, it'd be cartoon-y enough>>568660712That's a cap & ball revolver though, about 100 years too early of a designRemember, the proposed gun is a .22, so it's supposed to be inconspicuous and someone elegant. Think something more along the size of the enforcer, but without the comically wide barrel, and less chunky.
>>568656809Also all the spy revolver discussion made me remember a weird ass gun that would be rather perfect for him, but more on a โFuck Engineerโ side, a Magnet Gun that chunks metal and ammo on the current weapon when hit, same with Sentries along with it disabling them for .5 second, at the cost of 4 ammo and it not doing much damage to players (unless they have a pacemaker) outside of just straight up removing ammo from their reserve, absolutely hellish basic concept but its perfect in theming for spy, and would be great to have a jigglebone cord attached to a packet on the side of him thats always there when its equipped, no way in hell could this be made an unlimited gorgborg ammo situation though so just completely disabling getting ammo from dispensers would likely be a good small downside, still needs major balancing stuff
I'm finally going to cash out and just stick with some cheap strange cosmetics for now on. Recommend me some loadouts or themes I could make ones with.
>>568660981https://youtu.be/bsNsGJfP6Bc
>>568661189>>568662026I was more thinking of having the basic barrel be an octagon like the ball revolver to contrast with the smooth round surpressor, maybe turning the little nub on the front of the barrel into a reverse curve into the silencer to stabilise its fat ass on there would help, along with the barrel itself being a mid point in between the lโetranger and the enforcer, ya know small things
>>568659936Also the description โLicense to Sap - 020โ like 007 due to all the 20โs came to mind, including making it level 20 kek
>>568662026>>568661189Though is the shit I suggest >>568662560 overbearing, I just like adding a bit of spice to weapons just for easy recognition without them being eye soresAlso I just realised, does Your Eternal Reward show your killstreak happening for the enemy team or no aka does silent killer affect that
<3
>>568663389killstreak kits do in fact override the silent killer attribute and display in the killfeed
https://bsky.app/profile/vipes.bsky.social/post/3mmxw4op64k2qCry harder Vipes. Maybe people will believe you this time
>>568664489Not your personal army, fuck off metabolic, etc
>>568664489this nigga lookin at bluesky for tf2 drama
>>568664489>Yโall want me to move on but you guys canโt either.Sounds like excuses
>>568644952agree
>>568665030That's metabolic, one of the emporium's lackeys. He stalks literally everything that guy does, note the post was only 27 minutes ago
>>568664489Vipes thinking heโs making a point but he ainโt making shit. Shut the fuck up nigga you make yourself look worse every time you open your mouth
>>568665172Just learn emoticons>>568665181Typical. The only thing on bluesky that people should care about is porn or just laughing at lolcows.>>568664442For something like the Saboteur I feel it would matter more but for the YER I donโt think it would matter much since YER streaks are usually from wiping a team in a chainstab, kinda hard to do stuff while youโre dead
>>568665412>or just laughing at lolcowsthatโs exactly what weโre doing though, vipes is a tf2 lolcow, heโs our personal chrischan
>>568665571so are you, youโre literally just two retards fighting on who gets to jerk off to cp on bluesky.
>>568665571You're a bigger lolcow than he is because you've spent your life obsessing over some nobody
>>568665571nypa
>>568665706well unlike vipes I donโt have my own kiwifarms thread dedicated to me
>>568666073Do you want one then?
>>568666073You've said this before and no such thing exists, cope harder
>>568666149whatever you say to defend yourself vipes, youโre the lolcow here who got his life ruined by two funny people. not me
>>568666226You want to join him in getting a page?
god these twitter brained e-drama obsessed troonlennials are so pathetic
>>568666272you donโt even know who I am sybas
>>568666226I'm not him, but I do know your dox, don't tempt me metabolic
>>568666274I just wanna discuss weapons man, plenty of odd weapons about and even some more fictional ones within the general time period too
>>568666274Worse is this fucker has been coming here and trying to get us to raid this guy for almost 10 years, he has nothing better to do.I don't know why he still does it when we all know who he is now
blue archivers are our frens
>>568666370oooh scary, whoโs a big man with their big boy pants
>>568666345You want all your lackies on there too?>>568666445Blueboard trolls are almost always worse than red ones.
>>568666445You think heโd give up considering he won in life. Heโs successful, makes a shit ton of money from Valve, even clearly got away with doxxing someone and ruining peoples lives and managed to discredit the victims so bad they became the laughing stocks, and he still does it. Heโs in it for the love of the game.
>>568666603Heโs only gonna quit when he dies or Vipes does, and its a coinflip on who goes first desu
>>568666476>>568666754okay zhe
>>568666754As someone whoโs been watching this go one for so long Iโve been rooting against Vipes simply because itโs so fucking funny seeing all this unfold. It brought me back to the golden era of /b/
>>568666778Yeah youโre just begging to get in the fruit basket.
i just say kill them all both sides.
>>568666395agreed>bullpup revolverkek, that seems like a good way to blow your fingers off>break-action competition pistol?I think I saw something like that in RE9>idk but it's a sexy handgunvery retro-60's spycoreit's like if the walther ppk was designed to fly
>>568666893it's honestly fitting that you're a bugman, you're a roach
>>568664489Really is amazing how an entire community turned on one guy just because one chucklefuck said so, and made them vilified. Funny enough this can describe both Zesty Jesus and Vipes.Only difference between the two is ZJ is likeable and successful.
>mods are asleep, better post completely unrelated dramaeternal summer is here early
>>568667553Both parties being discussed are relevant to TF2 anon, just because you donโt like the topic at hand doesnโt make it not so.
>>568667293I just think you should be killed for ruining regular talk with your obsession about some literal who.
>>568667709I don't think you realize I'm not the guy posting about vipes I'm threatening the guy pisting about vipes
>>568667709meant for>>568664489
>>568667220I donโt know how Spy would hold the second one but its very large curve would be interesting, just have to make the top sector a bit more compatible since >1 bulletAnd third if not taking some of those sick curves onto a revolver, would be a good starting point to a Scout PistolFirst one may be a bit tough to position the reload but feels like a weapon built off of heavy damage falloff aka highly ramped up close range damage plus a base damage up type one (85ish per close range shot) but falls down to like 15 or less for far off aka shit at sniping people plus 1 degree of random spreadhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NHggIGRdvCg Also wew
>>568667849Whatever, just get to posting weird looking weapons that could fit tf2, pic unrelated
>>568668239Man is there no flamethrower thatโs built to airblast?
>>568668502>>568668239>>568656809Ok now weโre getting somewhere, this thing looks like reduced ammo but holy hell afterburn damage is majorly increased, one airblast thats like the backburner x10 one (can do only one, but maybe doesnโt require ENTIRE reserve to be filled), and flame damage itself is also increased, maybe even an universal +33% Afterburn Damage buff on non primaries too so your flare gun now does 4 per tick
>got a 3rd compliment on my Demoman... it's a good feel
>>568667707no
>>568668757>>568656809Fuck it, first one generated, horrendous first stats I know but wanted to illustrate my thought process on carrying around a literal tube of gas in hans that could detonate on your ass, that shit better make your other stuff kick too
>>568668239this reminds me of when I read 20,000 leagues under the sea, and the author/protagonist described nemo's crew using air-powered rifles that shot glass beads which contained enough stored electricity to instantly electrocute whatever they shot atI think they hunted manatees with them at one point
>>568661189>>568659936>>568657805>>568656809And this one visualised too, though I feel when refined it would likely get some of its stats more laser focused on certain segments such as the accuracy recovery and fire rate (maybe larger time to cloak too than .5)
>>568670710Do you think that would have a small splash radius due to electric bullets or just temp stun enemies, also it should be when the bullets hit a wall you hear one of the glass cracking sounds instead of the usual bullet ones. Overall sounds like a way to get a less cancerous โExplosive headshotsโ without it being utterly busted or the piss rifle
>>568671439>>56867071020% of initial bullet damage being converted into โsplashโ damage, with when it hits a wall it just auto defaults to bodyshot damage, 90 damage on a max charged headshot for those standing around is a bit nasty so will def have to tweak
>>56867172915%=23/68 at max charge for splash damage, aka tickle/melee hit, may be able to do 20% if base damage is lowered a bit aka no full charge vs overheal heavy anymore so lose a bit of purpose for greater crowd control
>wake up>remember phoneyland got removed>devs are probably going to be running to daddy volvo about itheh
Today I will remind them
>>568668502Because that already exists; stock is the airblast oriented flamer. Creating an airblast oriented flamer shouldn't be too hard but balancing it could feel a little off. You didn't just create a worse nightmare for Soldiers, you also gave protection to Sentry nests. In short, it should definitely have a little cost tweak for airblast, so it can not deal damage or sustain air blast for too long.Also back a few years, any Flamethrower can sometimes bug out while you are holding m1 and tap m2 lightly, dealing burst damage equal to spent cells when you airblast while firing it. That was definitely a bug back then, now I can not replicate it though.Aiming it is a little off because fire particles always originate from the side of the nozzle but airblast exhaust from under the muzzle pipe. Don't want to talk like I'm sure of it, but that was definitely a thing back then unless it's completely patched to not occur in any high latency instance.>>568670632Looks good to me, but not sure about damage bonuses all over the place. Also afterburn damage simply announces this as the best pair for Axtinguisher.I think Axting is fine on its own so I am not a big fan of afterburn damage bonus.>>568671187Spread recovery for all semi-auto weapons are standard 1.25 second, I wouldn't touch that but I'd replace it with "20% tighter spread" just like Tomislav.Needs a gameplay test and perhaps a little imaginary scenario to look out for its strong and weak points compared to other Revolvers. It looks like a faster firing Amby with traits of YER.>>568670710https://youtu.be/OBJ-MpPBDug?t=128
>>568670632>>568671187>Words words words words wordsWhy are custom weapon ideas always like this
>>568688328because you've got a 1st grade reading levelthey also include specific info that most weapons don'tfor example, the saboteur could cut out everything after "reduced sound profile"and it'd basically have the same amount of descriptive info as the ambassador
Hammock taunt on Phoneyland
Phon-what now?I don't see nothin' on the 'shop...
Yuh yuh yuh(yuh yuh yuh)Sloppin it up on the 'shop straight shoppin' it up wit da slop yuh yuh
the african slave trade has done irreversible damage to western civilization
Canโt believe Vipes would file false claims to takedown a workshop map. Does his depravity know no end?
>No Winger>No Pretty Boy's Pocket Pistol>No Reserve Shooter>No Family Business>No Frying Pan>No Conscientious Objector>No Freedom Staff>No Bat Outta Hell>No Memory Maker>No Ham Shank>No Crossing GuardWhy is Engi the most weapon-cucked class?
>>568696280He's not a pretty boy and he doesn't speak Russian either.
>>568696280Because he exists for new players to stand in a corner and press M1 with
>>568629510How it feels to play tf2 post mym.
>>568696280https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Winger_(sports)Why would Engineer have the Winger? It's designed for Scout.
>>568700089Reserve Shooter is also designed for Soldier but they still gave it to Pyro
>>568701880yeah and that was a fucking mistake
I bought 200 reserve shooters in case they were gonna split the weapon for soldier and pyro. This was a year after they split the equalizer
>>568696280Can any of those weapons you speak store on demand critical shots or replicate ammunition on hit?You have FJ and WM what are you talking about?>>568702517So you have them on "reserve"?
wasnt there a website that blacklists or collects players steam profiles or something?
We are Phoney KirkWe push the popcorn cartWe'll fight for the workshopWe'll honor his self-mades
>2007+20>still no ability to fat scout with heavy by putting shotgun in primary so you can still have sandwich as secondarythis is some lame shit right here
>latest scarybroccoli is a frag compilation of an invite highlander player sandbagging in sub-nc pugshow the mighty have fallen
>>568681452Maybe need to just focus down the stats in general more, have it be a mono +66% Flame and Afterburn Damage Bonus as its base, and the 33 as the all other weapons boost. Switchspeed on it lowering EVERYTHING would make it more painful to combo with the axe
https://youtu.be/BtTsy1tjcTo?t=160>TF2's artstyle is officially based on Miyazaki's anime-style artstyle>TF2 is literally an anime-style gacha game (i.e: Blue Archive)AnimeGODS, we won
>>568711512WTF artstyledoomfartretardkekbros... I was told tf2 was american...
>>568711512Miasaki is an actual artist, not the low quality slop that gets pumped out today When people say they hate anime they mean the pdf shit with school girls moaning "yamate senpai!" that gets pumped out like a machine, not akira or cowboy bepop
>>568711512This video actually doesn't even talk about the map. It just shows clips from the dev commentary and makes some comments about contemporary events. I think it shows one shot of the park and says its too saturated and that's it.
>>568711512Blue Archive looks nothing like Ghibli. The important part of that developer commentary is that Ghibli characters are much brighter and simpler compared to the backgrounds. There is a contrast. Like in this image you can see which elements are cels and what is background.
#BringBackPhoneyland
#BringBackOppaiOliviaArt
>>568716632that never went anywhere
The cow mangler m2 should just use 1 ammo instead of the whole clip. You're already waiting 2 minutes for it to start
Someone post demofloyd fast, I never bothered to save it but I need it right now because it would fit a group chatPlease, emergency demofloyd, fast
does anyone remember when the cow mangler had 5 rockets and a hidden 10% reload speed penalty
>>568719684
I remember when a single Mangler charged shot were able to randomly crit and wipe pocketed heavy with the medic together.
>>568719684Please, anyone. This isnt a shitpost I seriously need an emergency demofloyd right now, the boys are making George Floyd jok>>568720038thank you anon
>>568720038Thanks again anon that was right in the nick of time, I sent demofloyd to the gc a bare minute before the conversation moved on
>bazilian mapmaker choses the whitest name ever as an online handlethis can't be real
>>568720661context?
pulling it off with the pump brothers
>>568700089>Why would Engineer have the Winger?might give him access to more roofs and other places to put buildings on, because of the jumping boost
>>568721001>context?he's a coping mestizo
>>568696280>heavy>no pomson>no reserve shooter>no widowmaker>no frontier justice>no rescue rangerhe got big cuck
>>568722407>he got big cucksays the amerifat texan
Breaking news: mapper faced with criticism, makes up doxx and harassment accusations!
>Most top rated workshop maps of all timeWhat canna say, fellas? We run the rackets round 'ere! Take your little hustles someplace else!
>>568677116it got privated due to "harassment", not removed, you fucking retard. they won't be running to valve for anything.
>>568666073Common misconception, there is no Kiwifarms thread on Vipes specifically. There is one on Zesty. And Kiwifarms actually supports Vipes. Drew and Metabolic are a couple of tranny lovers who should rope themselves.
>Hoppkins deleted his twitter(Voice) Heavy: Oh oh...
>>568726949
>it's another episode of person with dedicated kritz pocket suddenly extremely comfortable with typing in all chat on dustbowlzzzz
when will they bring phoneyland back?i want to vote yes
>>568731196I want to plap those cheeks
>>568731196The map is already in the game, it's called Pier and Laughter. We don't need another.
>>568731597She's just a kid.
>>568732147she's an elf they live for thousands of years
>>568732147that is an adult harvin, dude
>>568732147Charlotta is pretty well accepted as an adult.
How do you make these look good?
do people really brag about being skilled on dustbowl when this is all you have to do
>skilled on dustbowlThis sounds like the punchline to a joke.
>>568726760Common common misconception. There is a thread about Vipes, itโs in the proving grounds.
>>568731196sisters really, want their fello emporium girlies slop
I miss when there were like 12 total maps and they were all good
>>568734086You have to lean into the nerd / teacher angle, i.e. Pencil Pusher, Brainiac Hairpiece, Peacenik's Ponytail, etc and then you pair it with the Dad Duds or Desk Engineer
>>568737080I don't think that has ever been the case
>>568737786Okay well I miss when there were like 2 maps that sucked instead of 20
>>568726159Your Mobster thing. Eric asked me to speak to you. That's a no-go.
i cant wait for valve to add the epic VIP mode so we can have even more dead shit to bloat the main menu
If it wasn't for map stamps we could have rotating maps like CS:GO had. Just pull them out after they're done.
>>568731196sex>>568732147that butt seems very mature for me
valve hire me, I will introduce "featured" maps that do literally nothing but give you double casual badge exp for playing on them
>>568739772They could still do something like having weekly featured maps
>>568739772they basically got rid of arena maps, they could do it to other maps too
>>568739772>If it wasn't for map stampsDoes that really matter tho? Arena isn't a thing anymore (outside of holidays) and Eric buys like 100 map stamps each update for every map
if they put the map categories horizontally across the top or bottom of the main menu ui so that you could actually see categories like "alternate game modes" without needing to scroll down, I think that might help with dead maps getting a little trafficthat being said, some maps could easily be snuck out of that section>doomsday is essentially a koth map>degroot IS a/detc.
Where's the summer update?
>>568746885releasing as soon as I finish plapping this girl
>>568746885god damn I love donks
>>568747834like double donks?
>>568748014hahaha.. yeah...
Say it with me: Boneyland.
Say it with me: Poneyland.
>>568748132Would be a better map
phoney island was right thereit would even fit into the theme of the carnival hiding a secret rocket base, or an oil deposit, or a mass grave, or a gravel cache, or SOMETHING if they bothered to adhere to tf2's aesthetic
I still don't get it
>>568749821That would require worksloppers to actually be creative. 90% of the time I see them ask other people to think of names because they're creatively bankrupt
>>568749821The lead mapper is Brazilian what do you expect
>>568746885Why is her butt so fat
>>568751581Too many popsicles
>>568750164Hi anon. "Coney Island" is the name of beach district in New York City that is known for its historic amusement parks. I hope this clarifies it for you.
>>568751742thanks
>>568751581Because it's AI slop.
>>568751581That artist is obsessed with anal only and I can only assume they want fat butts to go along with that
>>568716632many are saying this
>>568755356autonomous cupholder
>>568755470or cockholder, if you will
MvM update status?
>>5687564972 weeks remaining.
>>568734692yes, dustbowl pubstompers are on another level of faggotry
>>568750316How dare you insult those brave map makers who had to take down their map for temporaly matter since they constant receiving harassment!! They were all doxxed and received 8 gorillion death threats!!
>>568664489funny how the anti-vipes posting ramped up again after the phoneyland slop got backlash
>>568756865>one post>ramped up
>>568755710no my pants do that desuI need something to hold my coffee and keep it warm
>568665062>568665403>568667331>one post
one man
one pokemon
>>568757085more for me then, my cock's going in there >>568757812and also in here
>>568757257the one free mann
>>568734945I've searched the entire website, there isn't one. I have an account and can view PG. Try again nigger.
>>568757812why the fuck is she so thicc? do they WANT me to impregnate the cat?
>>568757812Holy fucking Christ I'm shocked that this frame exists
>>568757996do not the cupholder
>>568758436too late
>568758229stop replying to bait you stupid sperg
Kill pyros.
y'know it's kind of underrated how effective it is to run around as sniper and spam noscopes on people with your rifle for 50 damage regardless of distance
>>568759748it's basically the optimal sniper strat to play him normally and just run away spamming no scopes if someone tries to attack, the pushback from the bullet is harsh
9k+ hours in TF2 300+ mvm tours. Ama
>>568760693favorite color?asl?
just opened 8 #45 crates and aint got shit and feel like a retard...
>>568760954at least you didn't waste time and more money on 8 mvm tours
>>568760954should sold them or not bought them in the first place and instead spent your money on mvm tickets, done two cities, and assembled whatever kit you got with parts off the marketyou probably would've broke even or turned a small profit
>>568760813Dark blue, 29 m west europe
>>568708184>>568670632Gotta write some more weapons
>>568757812don't forget the fruity bird :>
stop sexualizing the pocket monsters pls
>>568764901Iโve done no such thing
>>568764901tell that to gamefreak and the pokemon company
>>568759667Fuck pyros.
>>568764901they're drawing her like this they're already doing it>>568757812
>>568765802
I've regrown my cuban bristle crisis waiting for haglivia...
>>568765802Bro you can't be posting little kids like that man.
>>568765802i like this idea
>>568765802clapcakes
Trans Furtress 2 hours!
Chad Fortress 2 hours.
>>568767779no one is saying this>>568767926many are saying this
>>568765252>>568765802plap
>>568767926yep
>>568771224sex with honey gamesex with honey general
>>568771224lazy gamelazy general
https://www.teamfortress.com/post.php?id=268146Go pick out a war paint from the Americana contest and say something nice about it.I'll start: https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3696227552I like that the checkers are not overdone and just in small portions.
>>568764901too late
>>568765802>deletedToo based
What's the fucking server you faggots!
>>568774776>bulges>maleCringe.
>>568774776sex
>>568776935how you tried reading the op
no duo to pocket and send cheeks to while we play... sad
>>568777478plap
stop being horny
>>568777478mad milking to fempyro cheeks with tf2g>>568777687no
>>568777752Id gladly milk u to fempyro butt anyday <3
>>568777920thanks anon
>>568777687stop avatarfagging
erectin' deez pencer
>>568746885>Fat assWe need some fat tits up in this thread
>>568629510>actual proper tauntif only they put some effort into their other stuff like this
>>568764901Gamefreak sucks, Nintendo needs to burn along with the rest of the pleb devices
>>568779672there's enough room for both
>>568629510No Thanks/Not Interested
tf2 remake in a modern not shitty engine whenwhat game engines are even good anymoreunity is crap unreal is crapthey're seemingly all unoptimized messes
>>568786185tf2 remake in rpgmaker (as a gay weg)
>>568786185Engines are not some kind of magic thing where you load it up and it auto optimizes everything for you. An engine can be good but a dev can be shit. Engines like Unity and Unreal can be optimized to run well but most modern devs are shit and don't bother optimizing anything. They figure people have several TB hard drives, AI upscaling, and 64 GB of RAM so they can just let them deal with it.
>>568786185Modern videogame engines are not really made for games like TF2. The lighting would be wrong and a lot of the tech would be gone.
>>568788949>The lighting would be wrongAgain, a fundamental misunderstanding of how engines work. If you use the default shaders, sure. But most engines support custom shaders and you could easily rewrite TF2's shader code. Then it's just a matter of using baked lights instead of real time lights. Failing that you can get a decent approximation just switching to Source 2.>a lot of the tech would be gone.This is the only real concern - so much of TF2 is tied to its physics engine but physics engines are the main thing that are different between game engines. You would have to code your own solution to replicate things like explosive jump physics exactly which is doable, but a lot harder.
>>568789345Me on the left
>>568789345>You would have to code your own solution to replicate things like explosive jump physicsDeadlock is in Source 2 and there's a character with a shotgun that can be used to propel him exactly like Scouts using Force a Nature. I'm sure if Valve actually gave a fuck they could easily replicate TF2's Source physics in Source 2The issue, as always, is Valve doesn't give a fuck
>>568789720If Valve could be made to do anything other than jack off and eat pink cookies we would've easily had TF2: S2 in the past few years.
why did jill troon out anyway
>>568789816I mean VALVE has been doing a lot more than fapping and eating pink cookies, but all the shit they've been doing is shit like making CS2 worse or fucking around with Deadlock or trying to wrench their way into the gaming hardware marketEric is essentially a tenured oldfag just hanging out before retirement and TF2 is makework that neither he nor the rest of Valve really care about which is why things are the way they areThe single richest most profitable game dev in the world that snaps up, poaches or just reels in the best in the industry, Valve easily possesses the resources to make TF3 in Source 2 with zero spaghetti code, all bugs fixed, etc it's just total lack of motivation and interestThink about what it took for us to merely get Valve to get their jannies to start banning bots and cheaters, it took TWO waves of people seething online and we had signanon standing outside Valve's headquarters for a whole day bitching at people about bots. All that for the most minimal maintenance work of telling jannies to go banwave some malicious accountsComplete and utter blackpill but unless Valve is secretly working on TF3 for TF2's 20th anniversary and is keeping it so tightly secretive that even the CIA would be jealous, this is just the way things are now, the game will slowly get filled with trash maps and community servers continue to die off and all due to neglect
dont worry bros i have a plan
How it FEELS to have Steam friends
>>568790197>I mean VALVE has been doing a lot more than fapping and eating pink cookies, but all the shit they've been doing is shit like making CS2 worse or fucking around with Deadlock or trying to wrench their way into the gaming hardware marketI'm being reductive, sure, but all they've been doing is easy work like you described. Their lack of motivation and interest applies to everything, even CS2 players have to beg for updates and changes and they still kinda do whatever they want. It's a problem with their flat structure, nobody makes them do anything but they get paid from Steam and their live service games running regardless.
>>568790754Me on the right btw
>>568790757nta but I think the gaben interview about refusing to make hl3 sums up the issues with valve bestthey have an infinite money printer so they dont need to do anythingthey only move to chase awardsimagine any other company saying "we will only make the sequel that is guaranteed to earn us a billion dollars if we first invent a pivotal worldchanging technology to go with it first" completely delusional mindset but they can afford it, its a company that has become too successful and is now behaving as a group of genius hobbyists
>>568790754too esoteric, you can't even tell what's being censored
>>568790897>they have an infinite money printer so they dont need to do anythingYeah, that's what I said at the end. They cracked the secret of lootboxes and Steam taxes and have been coasting on it ever since.
>>568790757I don't think it's a flat structure issue, it's just that if you only hire [30-year industry veteran, best of the best, poached from rival dev studios and companies] then you want to get the biggest return on your investment. The best bang for your buckIIRC Valve themselves have come out and stated this in an interview, they pass over opportunities to make a million dollars because they would rather take the opportunity to make a billion dollarsDon't get me wrong, THEY aren't suffering from their own success because they are absolutely raking in billions, but TF2(as well as the ordinary dev cycle of all Valve's other games) gets ground into the gears of this process. Imagine a lesser company owning TF2>Massive online cultural presence even after a decade of abandonment>Fanatically loyal playerbase that happily churns out content for the game and >do it for free>Paypiggy tradecucks and other player market activities still generates millions in revenueThis would be all hands on deck, priority alpha, the flagship game of the studio. Every effort would be made to purge it of cheaters, new maps would be stringently reviewed to make sure no bullshit like Venice makes it in and hurts the game's longevity, etcValve sees it and goes "uhhh it's only earning millions of dollars? yikes sweaty..." and sends another 20 devs into the SteamDeck[TM] SteamCube[TM] SteamToilet[TM] niggerhole because if they successfully break into the hardware market there's billions to be made>>568790897Yeah that too. I can't even imagine what Gabe wants. VR was done with Alyx so I guess he's waiting for full-dive brain-plugin-right-into-your-spine shit before making HL3?
>>568791287>VR was done with Alyx so I guess he's waiting for full-dive brain-plugin-right-into-your-spine shit before making HL3?imagine how many yachts that would make
tf3 will be a nintendo switch exclusive
>>568791453It will be a Flash browser game
>>568791581as long as it has futa fempyro
>>568791664sorry but she's non-futa
>>568791453and they'll put heavy in smash
>>568791581that's gg2
>>568779672>Both are good.gif
>>568767779>>568767926
good morning gamegood morning general
>have the skills, time and resources to create a tf2 map>don't research tf2 art style and map design despite your role as a mapmaker>spend hours creating a shitty tacky map that gets you more backlash than your previous overwatch-esque mapwho are these retards?
>>568789345DunningโKruger effect in action lol
Random newfag question: why is the 9v9 tournament format called Highlander? 6v6 is just called 6's afaik
>>568811334Because there can be only one (of each class)
>>568811375Yeah ik but why Highlander? The word doesn't have anything to do with the format
>>568811520It's a reference to the quote from the movie Highlander. The one that demoman says. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JFTZqin0SqE
>>568811739Oh that explains it, thanks. When I heard about Highlander format the first time I thought it was gonna be all demomans because I thought it would be Highlander = Scottish = Demo
>see Vacc Medic>equip my trusty FoS>eat Steak>both effects combined puts me around 414 health against ranged for a 38% boost>however against melee I have a measly 120 health against melee>turn corner>it's a pocketed Blackbox Soldier because who else?>easy enough>after the first punch he swaps to melee>thinking I already won I push toward him but realize it's EqualizerWell... Am I unlucky or guy had foresight?
Why is /tf2g/ so dead?
are there any servers/ maps where i can train my hitscan aim? im tired of sucking at scout
>>568819116If the few groups who control tf2 now weren't so cancer, maybe we would have fun playing the game
>>568820023You don't like servers that have shitty power-tripping mods or admins that ignore guys noclipping into enemy spawn with aimbot?
>>568820023I have fun playing the game
Yo, I need help cappin
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ry7mumTu0vMNew airblast lecture just dropped
Confession I used to play sniper with a strange sniper rifle. Everytime I got a bodyshot kill I reset the counter
Confession I'm horny as fuck
I love bodyshotting people.
Need a good name to put on this. Already got "Retard Leash" and "Narcan Nebulizer" for the other medi-guns.
>>568833798HRT injector
>>568802430this but its oppai olivia and fempyro ass
>>568833505Especially when it's a Heavy.
>>568833891I think you might be blind if you can't tell the difference between tits and ass
>>568834005there's noneI cum to both
>>568833891yeah like that image says theres no difference with that and trans furtress 2
>>568834237on god
Let it die.
>>568839645Poobah Zesty is streaming
>>568839645everyone is fragging on 2fort, bro
>>568840429plap
