Pathetic Humans Edition>Latest patch:https://forums.playdeadlock.com/threads/05-22-2026-update.135477/>Steam Page:https://store.steampowered.com/app/1422450/>Where to leave feedback and report bugs:https://forums.playdeadlock.com/>How do I git in?Post your Steam profile and ask. You need to accept a friend request to be invited, so don't be a sperg.>How do I git gud?Do the tutorial, get a feel for each hero in sandbox mode, explore public item builds, watch replays. Playing a Hero for the first time will put you into a lower rank game*, so don't worry about it too much.Additional Resources:>Unofficial Wikihttps://deadlock.wiki/>Collection of useful character buildshttps://deadlockmeta.com/>New Player Guidehttps://docs.google.com/document/d/1lMBE7Nli_sVJ42d-kPHjF3MBaXZdIM46gNJQC_fMGMU/>Advanced Movement Guidehttps://www.dlmovement.wiki/>Unofficial Stat Tracker (Unreliable due to API rate limits)https://statlocker.gg/https://tracklock.gg/>Unofficial Competitive Newshttps://edl.gg/>Unofficial Voiceline Viewerhttps://deadlock.vlviewer.com/Threadlocked: >>568543182
i love victor
Where's rem's butthole?
>>568624702on his butt
>have to high prio 3 different heroes just to duo queue with people nowadaysjesus what's the point
>>568624519how many aterisks does the urn have to get before the dev team admits it's just a fucking dogshit comeback mechanic that will never be properly balanced? i genuinely don't get why instead of focusing so much on the urn they don't just add different side objectives so they don't have to shovel the sole fucking economy comeback mechanic into this one very clearly unbalanceable thing.
>>568624760Silly me!https://files.catbox.moe/du5pwu.jpg
>>568624768>Prevent stacks from getting guaranteed broken team compsKinda based. Stop queuing Lash+Dynamo you cheaters.
>>568624875because yoshi is a retard
>>568624875probably because creating an entirely new objective and creating assets for it and maybe even re-recording voiceover lines is like 500000 times more work
Sex with Dynamo and Abrams
I'M DOING IT
>>568624891didn't even consider clicking that trash
>>568625086I'm so glad they changed the setting.
>>568625086El Ogre de los Americas
>>568624519>another patch that proves how shitty and useless the urn is as a "comeback" mechanic and as an objective in general
>>568625237but tokyo is based and clean and a bunch of basketball americans live in new york
BROOOOL I FUCKING LOVE TO BROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
>>568619273>we lost 20k players in the last two months>it's gonna be at least 3 more months before we actually get a patch that will bring people back>balance has never been this fucking bad before>game STILL hasn't even gotten close to getting back to the peak from when people first saw it>B-BUT THIS IS A GOOD THING THOUGH!! RIVALS!!!!!!nigga get fucking real rn
>>568625086where do all these Neon Prime clips keep surfacing from?
Add a hypnotist hero already
>when he pulls out the slowing hex
>>568625445>>RIVALS!!!!!!steam chart posting automatically shrinks your penis by three inches
The patch changes fucking nothing for competitive play, sure they won't held the urn hostage but 35% resistance is still insane, people will throw souls to get the buff and fight in urn with eggs early game.Remove the buffs, make the urn fights when favored closer to your base like old dropout and return to mid bridge fights when even, there fixed your fucking gameAlso people can still hold hostage, just make urn not drop able.
>>568625551>>568625303>>568625086Why is this fat fuck a face of Neon Prime?
>>568625573celeste somnophilia
>>568625551thats from a groomer discord recreation mod, its not actual neon prime.
>>568625086>Neon prime had elevated pathsThe map just gets more and more simplified as time goes on, just look at mid boss area back during 4 lane, all the height and complexity of the building is gone.
>>568625445I think we're due for a major update in the next month or 2. last one was in January.
We actually need case drops and cosmetics
>>568625445stop referring to sex addicted zoomer tourists as players thanks
>>568625804>groomer discord>mod [community]why did you repeat yourself 3 times?
>crash my elo by playing night matches>start just queueing for mid-afternoon matches>they're all easy as hell
>>568625445>consistently in the top 20 most played steam games>closed alpha playtest>no monetization>no microtransactions>no advertisement>no in game progression system>people are simply playing to play and reaching these numbersyeah you get em xister!
Who is your banned hero? For me, it's Medic
Where's the border between shitlow and pisslow?
>>568625665i wasn't the one that brought it up.>>568625825really fucking doubt it. look at the absolute state that the new rune changes came out with, that shit looks like they didn't have anything new ready to show at ALL. And considering they're still doing the secret branches i really fucking doubt they actually kicked the leakers considering it was just "coincidentally" right after a vacation when they would've had nothing new to show despite community outcry.
>>568625952gotta hammer it down for the heckin chudster
>>568625997>SpadeValve is blacked…It’s over…
>>568626003Eternus 5 and 6
>taking more than 30 seconds to get a sinclair brawl matchwhat the fuck bros
>>568626012sorry you're just a retard then. hopefully you're learning a trade and not going to college.
>>568625980those are shartifact numbers and WORSE than both overwatch AND rivals even without counting consoles and battlenet (lol, lmao)i don't care for playerchart dick measuring but it never makes deadlock look good at all.
>>568626003Taintlow
>>568624891hot and canon
>>568626191Heh
>>568626174read the post tranny
>>568626147Its ogre...
Add Heavy from TF2 to Deadlock already. I do not care for DykeGinnis.
>>568624891Hope you kill yourself whitey
REPORTING LIVE FROM RETARDVILLE HERE'S JOHN NIGGALOW HOW ARE THINGS DOWN THERE JOHN>>568626156
>>568626398But I didn't do anythinghttps://files.catbox.moe/kcc7mk.jpgok now I did something
>>568625758>Play doorman>Teammates refuse to use your doorsI don't have a good reaction image to go with this but I'm really tired of trying just to get ignored.
>>568626260skins are for retaining a playerbase retardkun not raising oneby the time deadlock gets engagement bait to keep players hooked in the people that wanted to try it would've had already done so. same shit as with dota or csgo. skins didn't raise the playerbase, it just kept it stable
>>568626262What would have been the backstory for this Lash?
My debt to Oaskeeper will be paid
>>568626552not clicking, kys whitey
>>568626632Lash owned a Dojo in NPhttps://deadlock.wiki/Neon_Prime_lore
>>568626649mb pablo
>>568626861keep coping trailer trash meth head
>>568626613so you are a retarded tranny, understood
Well?
>permanent top 10 game and it's still in closed alphawhy are people crying about numbers again?
>>568626954>keep coping>a-and you probably live in a trailer and smoke methso keep coping like you are right now?
The only hero I respect is Silver.
I love replying to bait!
I love replying to nothing (but vaguely alluding to bait)!
>>568627223typed through tears poorfag whitey
Someone wasn't prepared to see their comfort character's cute donut
>>568626613>skins didn't raise the playerbase, it just kept it stable
>>568627326were you meant to prove a point with this because there's not a spike there anon
>>568627304yeah because I'm sure your brown ass is like, really rich lmfao
>>568627326the exception that proves the rule. csgo and tf2 were able to grow because of the steam community market making entire economies OUTSIDE their games, that's something that is not really a thing in today's day and age. Check out Dota's, Marvel's or Overwatch's skin updates to see how it keeps the playerbase stable rather than introduce new players to the mix.
> Finally get out of Arcanist> 6-game lose streak where my team feeds every time> Back to Alchemist
>>568627326nta but this seems ignorantCSGO sucked ass on launch, the steadily growing playerbase is more easily attributable to literally anything else compared to skins
>>568627424The playerbase doubled from 50k to 100k within 3 months of skins being released.
>>568627647it doubled again within 3 months right after that. did you go to school?
>>568627498richer than you, porn addicted brokie :)looking forward to you oding
>>568627647ACTUAL retard over here
I think I dont rank up as fast because after every win I take a big break but I requeue almost every loss
>>568627592>could, maybe, possibly but can't prove itnigger and retarded, YHWH hates you
>>568627715I look forward to going back to desktop where I have your shitty, predictable, racebait posts filtered. Don't you have anything better to do than reply to every furry/degen porn image with "white people amirite"? Don't even try to deny it isn't you, specifically, every time, and of course you don't have anything better to do. Last (You), sorry I know you'll miss me ;)
>>568627424>moved the goalpost to spike of playersthe only spike is the one deep in your queer asshole, lmao
568628001didnt read whitey. looking forward to you ODing, poorfag
I enjoy erping with futas over vrchat. What hero would be perfect for a guy like me?
>>5686277054x in 6 months "keeping it stable"?
Sorry to inform you but glory days of skins and trading are overValve WILL make Deadlock cosmetics worthless just to avoid getting suedThey might not even implement random drops into the game and make cosmetics available through the in game store only
>>568628062im not that anon, and your posts is laughably retarded. you have no clue what is happening. read some books nigger.
>post shota hole>some other nonny gets berated by a brownI gotta expand my Rem hole repertoire
>>568627797we can see that, retard, but glad that you accept your retardation
>>568628340would be funnier if...no one will miss you if you kys'd faggot
>>568628319>your posts is>agrees with some retarded anon that got raped by empirical evidenceyou are a queer nigger and a raped one at that LMAO
>>568625816I can respect the autism, I did something similar back in 2016 when I still cared about OW.
>>568628632Based
>>568625997Gigawatt; Haze; Kelvin same as in deadlock.
>>568628652no, i haven't even read whatever the other anon is arguing. i called out the retarded image for being retarded. >dohohohoho he pressed an extra key while typinghave your (you) and my concession and the fake internet wins you care so deeply about. you are still a pathetic, retarded, illiterate faggot.
>>568628118see >>568627510
>>568627919wow that's a lot of assblast over nothingyou can't "prove" that that gradual growth over a long period is because of skinsmy proof that it positively wasn't is that i was THERE you mouthbreathing retard
>>568629107>but I was there so I know everythingnigger it was only 14 years ago, all of us were there.
>>568628340this tbdesu
Want Silver
>>568628104You seem like a bebop enjoyer 2bh
>>568625956>>crash my elo by playing night matchesless players more retards being queued up>>start just queueing for mid-afternoon matchesnormal people
>>568629370get the fuck outta here you were 5 years old when csgo droppedi don't want to hear some revisionist bullshit by a belligerent faggot
>>568629370>nigger it was only 14 years ago, all of us were there.
>>5686271385 absolute nigger menace who can unironically 1v4 defend on patron
>>5686271382. He's kidna mid rn.
>>568628802>"i-i-i actually didn't rea-yeah whatever nigger, you are raped and retarded and a niggerLMAOOOOOO
>>568627150How the fuck do people play CS it's so fucking boring.
>>568629589
>>568629872>y-y-y-you must've r-r-r-r-read it b-b-b-because i s-s-s-said so!!!!>quotation marks in greentextback to plebbit
>>568624519is this worth playing
>>568630124this question serves no purpose
>>568630124You picked the worst time to start playing so no, wait a couple of weeks.
>>568630124Yes. Even at it's worse state it's leagues about other games.
>>568630124no video game is ever worth playing.
>>568629107>i can't prove shit but i will just say that i was THERE >using fucking CSGO like some badge of oldfaggotryHOLY RETARDED NIGGER FAGGOT LMAOallah hates you
>>568630124Only play street brawl
Starting a new binding of isaac run lads wish me luck
>>568630075>faggot mad because he got called out as a retarded nigger>his argument is being a retarded nigger that can't readLMAOOOO dumb raped nigger
>>568629974wow how concrete. here wait, check this, here's mine lolbut wait... how did i buy csgo in 2012 if my account is 3 years old... what could this mean...?even if that's actually your badge, that doesn't eliminate inheriting your account from your now-dead-as-fuck dad who made it to play HL2what about your purchase history retard, isn't that the more relevant counter here?
I can't fucking believe my Mina died 11 times in lane to a meleenigger Abrams that only holds down Q all game
>>568630374do not post this man
>>568630667you will always be a retarded zoomer. there is no hope for your brain
>>568629370okay unc that's a funny story fr but we gotz to get you some pills now aight?
>Win 3 games in a row>My next game's teammates are troglodytes that let fucking Paradox of all characters run all over them
>>568630396holy seethe, must be rough going through life being this autistic and fragilecoming back for a bonus reply is some epic shit. good luck at school tomorrow my little zoom zoom. maybe you'll finally make a friend
>>568630124>is this MOBA worth playing?gee anon idk have you ever tried one? because the answer is always FUCK NO
>>568631102Paradox is overpowered. The skill floor is simply high. In every game, strong and easy are always more favored than strong and difficult.
>>568625980it feels so good being a deadGOD I love this game
>>568630124if you like movement shooters and mobas then yes it is like crack cocaineif you just like movement shooters it's pretty good but there's a lot of pain in store for youif you just like mobas don't bother
guys i play victor and im trans okay
>>5686271383 or 4, his beam used to do 9 trillion gajillion damage per second with like only 5 or 10 seconds of downtime on a champion with healing and escapes out the wazoo, it felt like you could do everything right and he'd get away, and he could do everything wrong and get the kill
>>5686271383 after the nerfs, 5 before them
Thats what happens when go against the Rem!
>No let's not contest mid even though there's fucking 4 of us in blue lane right above mid (these faggots ran away to FARM), but let's all run out and contest the urn of a full rejuv teamWhat causes this? Holy shit my team deserves to be executed
>>568624519>made experimental changes to the urn>the feedback says it sucks and ruins the pacing of the game>instead of deleting it or return it to how it was before try to balance it>it still sucks and as expected people find a way to exploit it>instead of admitting that it failed and deleting it or change it back try to balance it AGAIN but now with more convoluted rulesdoes the new urn need to crash entire games or something so they can admit that it was a failure?
im a stinky NEET waking up playing deadlock, eat, sleep and repeat. Im about to go to the nightstore to get food and drink to hunker down in my NEETcave until sunrise. what hero should i play today?
>>568632008i think we should crack your egg by playing victor
>>568632008Put on a chastity cage and play Paige
>>568632008the dwifta
>>5686271385 still nigger cancer character
>>568627138>built in slowing hex5 for that alone
>>568629472We all do, anon, but only one of us can have her
>victor+trans person can you name a better pair?
>>568633473piage+trans "person"
I need a futa Mina to fuck my ass with her average sized gock.
>>568630124I love Deadlock!
>>568633768mina is exclusively for giving rimjobs she can wank her vampire gock all she wants but shes more important things to do
I need a futa werewolf Silver to knot my ass with her incredibly large dog gock.
>>568634029Like a completely different game.
>urn gets worse with every iteration
>>568634159I regret that I didn't clip anything from 4-lanes and pre-shop update.
I fisted an infernus 5 times to death and typed "catch some hands nigger" and now they wanna report me for racism cause infernus is blacktough crowd
>>568634035That too.
>>568632160>>568632249>>568632594gonna go in order of appereance in the thread. i dont have a chastity cage though
>>568634210Standard isn't worth playing in this urnslop state. Play street brawl with us
I need a futa Paige to fuck my mouth with her larger than average gock.
>>568634809I'll buy one for you stinky neet
Post some vyper
>>568634948is that your fetish
>>568634908I know you are beyond shame at this point but this is a very sad thing to read. I am embarrassed for you.
evens street brawl odds 6v6
>>568635076true human cocks are gross he should be lusting after futa silver's dog cock or futa celeste's horse cock instead
>>568634038>>568635216futa is gay howeversilver is female (normal (straight (werewolf)))
>>5686352164chan is solidly agreed that horse > human > doogGo back if you diagree
all this urn shit is to distract us that druid was added into the game files by mistake.Besides nothing about the urn got more rewarding, just harder to turn in
Buff graves gun dps and autoaim range.
ban graves from street brawlI'm so tired of pve
>>568635020oh no... my pp...
Which one of you was this?
>>568635216>>568635502Celeste has a small 3 inch human wiener, not a massive 12 inch horsecock.
>>568635496I don't mind I'll plow the cookie instead
>>568636654Rem has a 16 inch bitch breaker
>>568631953creatively bankrupt development only thing they can think of is copypasting the melee cap feature of midboss to urn after years of negative feedback from everybody
>>568636839Rem has the biggest cock in the whole roster.
>>568634029this game was unironically better
Just delete the urn at this point
Replace the urn with a box of XL condoms.
>my eternus 6 infernus in lane runs it down on a dash build into abrams haze venator lash dynamo as if these heroes aren't going to rape him to death>ults a dynamo twice in the space of 2 minutesranks mean nothing guys. they actually don't. troglodytes can just spam braindead free damage m1gger characters and spring to the top regardless of intelligence.
>>568635502nah dog > dragon > human > horsezero interest in horse
>>568636926....yoshi
how do you lane as graves? everyone says she's super braindead op but i feel like i lose lane a lot playing her, i guess i'm retarded
>>568637898restorative shot first item. look for root opportunities. try to lane into people that might struggle to shoot your skulls so you can actually use them. paige for instance pierces and will literally wipe out your skill with 1 shot.
Not really a fan of the whole win a game rank up lose a game rank down
>>568635502trvke anyone that disagrees is a newfag
>>568635525was ivy always ... this hot?
>>568638438
>>568638150You guys are ranking up when you win games?
so many e6 players that just made a career abusing FOTM op shit and they suck at every aspect of the actual game. amazing. e4 lobbies are the worst shit I've seen in my life.
>>568635502Yeah I can agree with this, dog cock people are mentally ill. Also BVLL is better than all of them.
>>568638438yes, ivy is the sexiest deadlocker by far
>>568638572And it's about to get helluva lot worse because this is literally the most FOTM abusable state the game has ever been.The amount of imbeciles that are about to get carried by spamming victor/graves/seven is going to go through the roof because all they have to do is trigger their ults on urn.
Valve should add a sexy lamb hero to deadlock.
Maurizz and lil K
>>568638770>7I just don't fucking get it, I did the exact same stuff pre-urnrework why the fuck is it any different this patch?
>>568638770literally nothing has changed about seven, he always used ults in teamfights, urn or not. I'm just glad they fixed what kelvin could do, that shit was stupid
Rem's sperm looks exactly like his lil helpers
>>568638927>ayo this blud fr thought he could be mogging us? nah we fr have you now lil bro
>>568635502yeah nah anything is better than human and dog is far superior to anything else, if you're a guy knots end up pushing against your prostate as they fill you up for a prolonged period of time, doesn't get better than that
>>568639024>why the fuck is it any different this patch?Everyone's clumped up in one tiny spot trying to punch the urn and Seven has an AOE stun
>>568639210I geuss? He got the exact same value last urn iteration I don't see how it's any stronger compared to fucking graves or vic stun. It's also countered the same way as it has always been and is far easier to counter than vic/graves.
>>568638798but then my dick would chafe and my hand would smell foul
>>568637898your 1 has an insanely long technical cooldown early, you have to play good lane fundies to get valuewhich is trade with aggressively with skulls and line then fall off once they kill them and wait for cooldownsor in particular, engage when your partner does or when you see them blow a cooldownpast that though it's just get items and rape
>>568639081Canon and Rempilled
>>568639024>>568639069>>568639412Are you guys genuinely retarded.Now you get to ult in a teamfight AND the enemy team is forced to eat it or run so you are virtually guaranteed the urn soul lead deposit and if they try to contest it you are almost guaranteed to win the teamfight and get some kills ontop of the urn.Previously the urn could be dunked instantly so even if you ult to prevent a dunk people could still deposit it and just leave, while it was still strong back then now it's infinitely stronger because people can't just slam dunk the urn and call it a day anymore.And that's not all, your 1 is also retardedly strong for being thrown ontop of the urn now for free damage too with how long it persists.
>>5686378981 does lots of damage even early on and knock someone down to low or critical effectively keeping them out of the bridge.2 roots people in place which is massive for when they're running back to guardian.once your ult is active, you basically won lane
mmr assassins have to be real because why else do I keep getting teammates taht go double digit deaths in lane not even 5 minutes in that then leave post 5 minutes
>>568640221>This guy's on a winstreak?>Give him the brand new player that dies a dozen times in lane to an Abrams who holds down Q the entire game
>>568640394i mean the system will give you worse and worse teammates to carry if it detects a winstreak (smurfing)
>Vindicta and Shiv got absolutely dumpstered by Graves in laneWhat
>>568639771dunno what to tell you, I don't find him to be that much more irritating than anyone else in this new urn shit. I've also yet to have a seven irritating enough to buy both unstop and indom, though
7 is literally the fairest char in th game
>>568641335this but vnironically
>holliday with 7.4k gun damage and 7k gun crit damage at the end of a brool matchfucking cheaters
>>568549838I could save her. Her hairy bush would be mine alone
moids talking about "saving" drug addicts give me the major ick
>>568637090definitely not.>ricochet hits everything and bounces off objectives>ricochet + lucky shot = win
>>568641910foids love to do that too
Go away shartyfags
healslut minadidn't like eido's build
Another game of deadlock another victor player declaring their trans status, sick of it.
>>56864340423 rimjobs
time for the urn slopfest ahahahhahahah
>>568643682we street brawl players could never relate
I am DEADLOCKING IN for my first game of the night!
>>568641802SEEEEEX
gunslop ruined deadlock
deadlock ruined deadlock
Graves is so stupidly broken in brawl that I feel like uninstalling the gameNot enough people have banlisted her and she still appears in like 50% of games Holy fuck I hate this character
>eido wants to take a breakkek "pros" already quitting the game before its released KEKAROOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>568645012I keep telling you guys, trannylock is going to go EOS by the end of the year, and it all started with the March patch
>>568644948i think you meant vindicta bro
I like to play Abrams and shadow weave slampigs>>568645012literally who?
>>568644948DikeGinnis is worse
>>568645012>0/11 Mina>Give Rejuv as doorman>Exploit and smugly bm as a victory lap>FleeWOW
>>568644948They have all this data on how people hate fighting Graves and having buffed nerfed her for months now I think it's time to just remove the character. Fundamentally isn't fun to interact with in this game
>>568645930She would be fine if she couldnt wall jump but it also just doesnt make sense for her to be unable to
make graves crawl on the ground like a slug
>>568645012Thank god, might actually save MLC.
yeah bro its so fun having nigger yamato every game
actually pathetic how floormen didn't even try buying shadow weave/unstop/phantom strike to try to steal the urnif this was a chinese/russian team they would have at least tried a few times to get the urn before giving up. america really is pathetic and sad
>Entering the battle as: Graves
>>568646452I hate being down in pooplow where nobody counters but silence wave makes Yamato completely impotent... if she dies before she can ult. Otherwise you're deadSeriously wtf were they thinking buffing the character with a point and click hook that goes through walls?
>>568646743If I were to theorize, they realized all the objective characters were not doing so great (graves/mcginnis) and yamato got buffed just to be more present in the new urn meta with them
>seven games in a row I've gotten some oracle nigger going "first time yamato!!!! >_<"I'M FUCKING ETERNUS WHY IS HE EVEN HERE NO ONE IS HAPPY IN THIS FUCKING EXCHANGEHE GETS RAPED AND I GET PUNISHED FOR HAVING THE RETARD THAT DOESN'T KNOW WHAT HIS KEYBOARD DOES ON MY TEAM
>>568644948>jump graves>all her damage is already spawned so silencing or disarming her doesn't helpRAPE CORRECT HER NOW
>>568647112Because the game simply doesn't have enough players at a higher rank. The majority of people are Seeker - Ritualist
>>568645930I like the concept of the character, her character design is cute, but her kit is utter dogshit both playing as her and fighting against her and I don't think a slight rework could at all fix it.What I'd do to slightly make her kit better would be,-Zombies do swings rather then explode and take half your fucking health if you're slightly next to them.-They also don't fucking instantly explode when they spawn while you are meleeing the grave.-A single skull won't prevent you from going on hyperline-Grasping Hands doesn't need to do a shitload of damage the immobilize is enough, and you can't reproc it. (Compare Immobilizes of Paige, Vindicator, fucking Warden)-She has an actual gun that needs to be actually aimed
>>568638798>lizard>lizard (flying)>bird/griffin dream demonthis is an egg laying game, mammals can only larp on a cooldown
Why can't the Russians (and the rest of the drooling retards east of Germany) stick to their containment games of DotA and CS?Must they really come and fuck up every multiplayer game?
>>568647473They fuck up every multiplayer game because that IS the game to them
>>568647473north europeans are funny (like metro)eastern yurop mogs every other region by skill alone
>>568645012Stop trying to make me give a fuck what """"pros"""" are doing you fucking faggotsI don't care and I don't want to care, they're meaningless
>>568638798it is an almost absolute guarantee we will get /hmofa/ fuelwe already have ivy, vyper, and silver, there's no way we don't get like a full-send sultry wendigo or something
What if Yoshi adds a banner that acts like how urn was being used to give resistancesBasically Roshan's banner for heroes and you only get the resistances when near it
>>568647757Replacing the urn with a resistance banner would ACTUALLY be kino
>>568645012dude needs to quit compit's like he's trying to burn himself out
do you think they'll ever get around to bugfixing in this pre-beta playtest or are we just going to get the most obviously fucking retarded patches on a loop for two more years
>>568647745>sultry wendigookay, HE's in
It's insane how easy I can predict if I'm already in a lost game within the first two minutes of playing the game.
>>568645012eido was never meant for pro play, he has the weakest mental out of any players trying to break into pro or pro players i've seen
>buying vampiric burst when against venatorliterally throwing btw don't do this shit
>>568645012>NAoh, I'm laffin
>>568648196wow it almost sounds like mental affects your games or something
>>568648689I think it speaks more of the matchmaker that drops people who go 0 5 in lane all on the same team
>>568647842>Urn is replaced with a banner containing a Sage German spirit of war>"Bring me to ze battlefield.. Hallo?">"The banner requires blood.. MARCH. TO. THE. FIELD!">"Are we going to war or vacation, where are you crawling maggot">"VIEL FEIND, VIEL EHR!"
>>568648846kino...
>be billy>struggle in lane phase>promise partner i'll make it up later>farm and catch up in souls>finally useful in teamfights>see teamfight happening at mid>rush in to save the day>focusing the ultless geist>about to ki- why is everyone focusing me?>die>teamates had fucked off>ask why no one said anything>no comms>next team fight at our walker>ult and consolidate 3 heroes>sweet we can all dump out abilities an- dead>what is going on?>teamates scared to move 5m up and finish the fight>next fight>all walkers dead, most opponents dead>seven focusing shrines>I focus what heroes remain trying to stop him>teamates following behind>disrupting enemy's flow>almost have their paige and geist in one>everyone focusing me, why?>seven dead>teamates fucked off at full health to do urnI dont even know how we won with shitters like these as teamatesThe only one that actually did anything other than me was seven, my lane partner.I swear they heard my promise and did everything in their power to throw every teamfight.They even ran away like cowards on the last sliver of the patron's health.I will 100% own up to my own fuck ups but I never thought that would include putting my trust in my retarded teamates.So tiresomeSo infuriating.
>>568649378Tank initiators and supports suffer from the critical flaw of requiring teammates with eye sockets
>>568647757>add more urn types>give them each a unique spawn timer, spawn and drop-off spot, condition to secure, and effects>all of them have different benefits/demerits when running and dumping making use of both statesvalve pls
Game is unironically worse than it's ever been>high skill cap heroes nerfed because you could do crazy things as viscous, celeste if you can both aim and move>people absolutely refuse to aim at all>REEEEEE I CAN"T HIM REEEEE NERF NOW NERF NERF TOO MUCH MOVEMENT>change urn to constant teamfight brool button>Game has neither DotA map control and lane positioning nor does it have interesting combat outside of AOE slop
>>568649945>celeste>nerfedDownplayer alert! Downplayer alert! Wee woo wee woo! Downplayer alert! Downplayer alert! Wee woo wee woo! Downplayer alert! Downplayer alert! Wee woo wee woo!
>>568648196>10 minutes in, enemy Paradox has an 8 killstreak, somehow
>>568649945viscous movement is honestceleste movement is dishonestI hope you understand now
>>568649998>>568650078I accept your concession
>>568650120>trying to group goochads in with your ponybitchingwe all know what you are
>>568649685I even told them i'm coming in like an anime protagonist announcing their actions.I just baffles me because my prior games were so great!I guess it was bound to happen at some point.Im in NA so it was probably late for them or something.
these urn changes happen only because valve has no idea how to remodel warden and krill
>>568650321why is mo such a cute
Funny how everynigger here bitches about celeste (takes effort to pilot) while infinitely downplaying graves (a blind monkey could pilot)
Remove urnRemove AOEslop bullshit
>>568650321mo&krill would be easy if valve weren't cowards>keep mo almost exactly the same, just more refined>make krill cute instead of an ugly gremlin fucker, like another animal altogether or something like a bloons TD6 monkeythere hire me valve
>graves this and thatmcniggis is worse
I think they should add some more futabait designs to deadlock.
>>568650748were silver and celeste not enough for you
mcginnis is some kind of weird unkillable dyke beast
>>568649945>celeste>nerfedceleste trannys need the rope
>>568650787Silver isn't explicit futabait.
>Press button to activate RAPEMODE
how about>each team has urn alters on their side>1 alter under each walker>urns spawn every 5 mins randomly on either the left, center, or right bridge>effect is active when it's on a friendly alter>stuff like extra minon on each wave, 10% shop discount, 10% spirit resists, etc>can steal the urn from your opponents alters (they only lose the effect once you place it on a friendly alter)>can't steal urn if the walker above the alter is alive>maybe something like alter protection if the 2 heroes originally assigned to the lane are dead so that you can't wipe and steal all urns
>>568650880What I want to know is how is she so survivable?Is it spirit lifesteal?
>>568651115dota 2 was fun with just roshanremove urn and buff the comeback gold when the losing team wins teamfights. simple as.
>laning against a good bebop>remind lane partner that reactive barrier is good >"what's that" >haze gets super fed and starts instakilling people>remind team to buy metal skin>"whats that" i actually dont know why i bother playing this game. why am i matched with these subhuman retards
>>568651234What rank are you?please be honest im not gonna shit on you for it because sometimes obscurus players get lucky carrys and end up in ranks they shouldnt.
>>568651137its a combo between her shield and her 1+3. ive seen celeste stat check fed Haze's in M1 wars and win. retard proof character
>>568651137I'm a Celestetroon and I can easily get top healing in the lobby exclusively with radiant regen
>>568651234>>568651192>>568651137>>568651115>>568651046>>568650890>>568650880>>568650845I accept your concession.
>launch game>queue a match>play normal match like brawl>hold w entire lane phase>either my lane partner brawls or I feed>usually feed>resort to trolling>make someone mad>they comment on my steam profilesuccessful day and the only fun way to play this dogshit game at this point desu. Who knew the game could only become more dogshit with time!
>>568651316like ritualist
>>568651317>>568651319I should play her to understand her cons more.maybe I can capitalize on it then instead of just mindlessly rushing in and dying to her
>>568650321Mo and Krill are genuinely perfect and just need new textures honestly. They just need a make up change like mirage did. They perfected mirage's design and then just refined it, do the same for monkril
>>568651459Yeah you're probably just getting unlucky with fresh obscurus players then.Thats not outside the realm of possibility.On the bright side you probably wont run into them again.
I'm initiate, I play only random heroes, I heavy melee no matter what hero I play, and if I die 10 times in lane I blame matchmaking
>>568651781Deadlock's most powerful gamer...
>>568651781
>>568651781>t. initiate
rate these comps
>>568651781I KNEEL to the MMR assassin king
>>568652674I'm counting more meta area denial picks on blue team than orange team so it's pretty obvious how this was going to go.It's sad how predictable matches are in the current meta with this retarded urn.
I heard you were talking shit about gun Rem
I took some time off and now I'm back in a rank that has 40+ minute average matches and teams don't push objectives or contest objectives.do I just pick a m1gger and boost myself back up to a real elo or do I keep spinning my wheels learning how to play multiple heroes?
>>568651781please be in my oracle lobbies
>tankbuster
>>568652674>blue teamwell rounded comp that have kits that synergizes well with each other>orange teambunch of fucking niggers with nothing to do with each other
>bomb bebop>bomb paradox>bomb giestwhy are all bomb builds in this game dogshit
>>568651781Average teammate I get
>>568653250There is nothing worse than a bomb Bebop that feeds his ass off trying to get bomb stacks, throwing what little time he had in-game to have an impact and becoming a weight on his team past lane phase
*rolls into you**puts a bomb on you**uppercuts you away**rolls away*what are you going to do about it cuck
>>568653675*buys egg**leaves lane**does boxes**gets 2k souls ahead of you at 10 mins and you have 0 stacks*
healing rite > extra regen
>>568653675look in your general direction and blink, killing you instantly.
yamato should look like this
>>568654091no you should look like that, cut off your penis now you fricken cutie!!!
>>568654156i do look like that actually :3(i main mina btw)
>seven games in a row I've gotten some initiate nigger going "first time yamato!!!! >_<"I'M FUCKING SEEKER WHY IS HE EVEN HERE NO ONE IS HAPPY IN THIS FUCKING EXCHANGEHE GETS RAPED AND I GET PUNISHED FOR HAVING THE RETARD THAT DOESN'T KNOW WHAT HIS KEYBOARD DOES ON MY TEAM
>>568653034>keep spinning my wheels learning how to play multiple heroes?this is what I've been doing since the rank deflationing.
>>568654290youre a beautiful precious GIRL anon <3
>>568644948>>568645930>raped by a weirdo who hangs out at the graveyardAnother victim to the horde
>>568654427qt tsundere seekerbro
>>568654427>first time yamato!!>dies to billy 10 times in a row
I am a Mina onetrick and I wear permanent chastity, if it matters :3
>>568654427>I'm a rem main! we're buddies!
it really matters
>>568654838Is it a flat cage, cutie?~
How the fuck do I play Mina? I played my very first deadlock game today as her and we got curbstomped. She seems to do no damage outside of lovebites and her ult wasnt doing shit to the enemy even when I got the jump on them and I wasnt CCed out of it. I heard people say shes OP but she seems kinda badAlso are celeste, kevlin and graves all OP or something? I fought those 3 on the enemy team and They stood out as all having seemingly insane survability or area control and just shitting out AOE damage with 0 effort spam.
Trannyanon at it again
>>568655105mina is a throw pick rn doesnt have good enough abilities for aoe urnslop
I hate games like this on McLesbo. All I am doing is stalling the game out cause I have baby deer on my team that don't know how to use their opposable thumbs.
>>568655105>I heard people say shes OPI don't think she's that great right now, but people will always say "she's OP" no matter what because she can outplay anything with her 2
>the only way to turn off McGinnis ult is to curse herThis is bullshit
https://x.com/AVGdeadlock/status/2060039857578115583>Am I a pussy? Yes probably, but it’s just who I am. absolute STATE of yts in the big 26
>>568654427
Get me out of shitlo please God every tiem I queue into a support character I get the biggest tards on my team, wraith calls out for us to go urn, we die on urn, I ask where the rest of our team was and wraith starts flaming me the rest of the game I can't take it man
>>568655441Bro your knockdown? Melee range abilities?
I just got dumpstered in the first minute by an itemless paige and victorI think I'm done with this game for a while. The balance is the worst place it's ever been in and I'm just completely tilted now
if i see another dynamo i think i'm gonna lose it this fat fuck reddit self insert just walks up to you in lane presses his 1 and waddles away over and over again it's so FUCKING retarded
>>568655628>goes support>doesnt build support fucking over the team and throwing the game
first time yamato! (im a metaslave) why do people announce that shit? almost no one was playing yamato now when she's broken its 'first time yamato!' might as well say 'first time poopy eater!'
>>568655441Anvil also works>>568655628I really feel you that when you go support your team is shit cause it happens to me constantly. However, you 100% needed to buy anvil in that game.
>>568655628>Claims to be a support >No support items>It's actually a garbage puddle punch build
>>568655861Vindicta has counterspell though
>>568655823I did it when I play a new character so they dont get their hopes up.Now I dont because half of deadlock players are toxic browns
What if they add Raditz to the roster?
>>568655628>support>no rescue beam>no knockdown>no disarming hex>no silence wave>no cursed relic>no alchemical fire>no vortex webok retard.
>>568655628>i queue into a support character>so i buy literally zero support items
Rem is so broken when you don't die and drop a massive bag
my lane partner's best play last game was backing off so they didn't leech solo souls from me when I killed their guardian
>wander is buying majestic leap on mcgoonies and venatoris this what it takes to solo carry? are the other top builds wrong?
>>568656013Seven didn't. He was the threat. Vini was just stealing kills. Not a lot of damage been dealt out. Hard to evaluate in game but still. In games like this you need to be proactive and get the counters before and FORCE the counter items. Even if Vini gets CS, anvil is good against just about everyone but FORCES the hand of two people on the opposing team.
>>568656509Both of them have dogshit movement and majestic leap is a great escape or initiation tool
>>568656790just buy warp stone bro
>>568656790Probably to get angles with venator's ult but no clue why mcginnis
There's more character designs I dislike than ones I like. They need to step it up, and also remove rem, Paige, and mina as they're all fag/transbait (pocket is ok though HE can stay)
>>568655105i don't know about how good she is rn or whateverbut to do damage, hit rake. love bites too obviously. and your ult is very strong. but rake is how you really fuck people up. it does missing health damage. it hurts a LOT, and it has a low cooldown. rake peopleyou're a glass cannon, your 2 is your main defensive tool. poke for love bites, get in, rake them, get out with 2sometimes getting in involves using 2 also
Has anybody made an urnslop tier list yet?
>>568657078She can reposition on top of buildings for ult or just wall hide and then fly away
>>568625406This is what an ideal game looks like. Players interacting with each other all game instead of being farmbots in the jungles and side lanes.
>>568629886It's the Call of Duty for PC, as it were. Not like as in sales numbers and shit but an accessible and realistic themed military comp shooter on PC only
I keep fucking up playing Warden he feels so dogshit, people dashjump out of the cage, dispell it, even his ult feels like you're just trading against half the cast
>>568656509he also maxes out heal first on mcginnis. he's a madlad.
>>568655628What you do is you go next and fix YOUR mistakes on the next game.There's like 4 knockdown targets on the enemy team (technically Ginnis went turret build but that's still a target).
>gravefags are denying how their champ was overbuffed into S++ tier so hard they're surpassing Silvertroons in the delusion departmentVantablack levels of grim
>>568658603The 40% spirit resist is actually fucking broken on migu, walls and ult are just annoying but the spirit res is truly bonkers
>>568658535farm moredash jump ult and be right on top of them when you finish casting ultcage when they've already shit their pants using all their stamina to get away from youalso slowing hexif they dispel you just bait it out and cage them again while it's on CD, people will brainlessly dispel even when they can just leisurely stroll out of itthis is the simplest character in the game
>>568658603if you're going ultbot mcginnis you max ult -> heal -> wallYou just ult and sit on your heal.
>>568658603I used to healmax as miku when the size and duration scaled with spirit power.Arcane surge turned that fucker into a full base sized win aura if you had healing tempo and a gun carry on your team.
>>568658848Usually I play spirit nukers like Lash, Ivy, Viscous & Sinclair, about 95% of my heroes fall in that category but with m1 carries they are just so farm dependent, I don't even know how to farm really, hitting 4.8k spike with monster rounds on top? lol I usually max out all actives asap items cuz there are so few buttons to pressed before stomping or getting stomped.Especially with this urn boon meta it feels very tempo dependent idk how tf m1ggers do it
>ban a hero>it shows up on the enemy team anyways>all the other bullshit faggot heroes that I could've banned instead are also in the enemy team>get curbstomped because oh wow stacking 6 S+++ baby mode 0 skill 60% winrate heroes in the same team gives you an instawinWhat a joyful game. What a joyful experience. It makes me want to do joyful things at 10400 NE 4th St floor 14, Bellevue, WA 98004, United States
>>568659018You can still get a massive specter if you get greater expansion
>>568659131I know but it's just not the same.I miss my specter outlasting the CD and stacking like three of them
>>568659106I'm in the same boat. I pick those heroes too and never learned how to dedicate time for jungle farm. Doesn't help that I also regularly build TC on them.I think m1ggers and farmbots really just sit in side lanes and willingly ignore big teamfights, or the smart ones try to clean out everything they can in their side lane every 5 minutes.
>>568658535>picadd unstable concoction to standard
Just a heads up from a developer - You're playing in the biggest skinner box ever made by Valve. We've been in numerous meetings over the last few months, fine tuning our approach for making players addicted as quickly as possible. This is being done in anticipation of the upcoming skin crates system in development. The gist of the decided approach is based on abuse psychology, and the system designers and programming teams have been instructed to implement what are effectively 'game rigging' systems in the base gameplay. These, plus the moderation variables in the match making system, will ensure that you are fed a huge dopamine spike on a schedule, and between those doses you will be sensitized with pain.Things are so manipulated, that even game play variables are changed between matches based on your win state. If you have won too many recent games, or have snowballed too hard in recent games, you will find yourself in games where things like your damage, hit registration, and even your damage reduction, are silently tweaked in the background. We're talking "Oops, for some reason half your bullets didn't register. I guess you lose the fight.", to "We're going to make you silently take 20% more damage". You will feel these play out in games, but they will be hidden under many narratives (Your team sucks, you're behind in Souls, you're misplaying) and so you won't be able to identify why you're losing accurately.And then, when our algorythm determines you're getting cranky and are likely to stop playing, we ensure your next match is easy by not only ensuring you're against people much less skill than you, but by making sure your shots register more often, the enemies have artificial damage amplification (for you), and AoE's magically just seem to hit even though they were clearly not in them.You are being 100% manipulated, and your agency in any given game is less than 5% on average.You won't believe this, which is why I'll get away with this no problem.
>>568659359I can't tell the difference between genuine freshly handwritten seethe and old dota2 copypasta from years ago.
what if i DONT buy torment pulse on yamato, what then??
I'm seeker btw
Man i lost two games today because my team didn't fight urn enough. Like we had 3-4 people fighting for urn while they always had 5-6. And we got a walker or two out of it but its just not worth it because losing the urn fight basically means losing the game. I guess you really have to use your microphone and beg people to go fight for the urn now.
>all black heroes carry automatic guns and either magdump or do drive-bysWhat does Valve mean by this?
>>568659465You passed the IQ test because torment pulse isn't worth it on Yam anymore.
>>568659359I hardly know her!
>>568659564ALSO i max power slash first and put 2 points in the grapple after
Ghr... Nnghh... It has come to this then... No other choice... Heh... You're making me unleash something that should have been kept sealed...Master... Forgive me... I'll have to use the forbidden technique, just this once...I'M RELEASING MY LIMITER...! UTTERING THE SACRED INCANTATION! הפלסטינים הם תת-אנושיים וראויים למותAAAAWWGGGHHHHH!!!!! SO MUCH POWER!!!! I....CAN'T HOLD IT FOR LONG...!! I'M GOING IN!!!FACE ME AND DIE!!!!*gets a shitty torment pulse for 3 seconds*
I go tier 2 crimson slash in lane, I'm something of a deviant
>>568659795heh
>>568659795IN A FEW SECONDS, IT WILL ALL BE OVER.... >Gets mauled in the most brutal way possible
>>568659465>Yamato has no abilities that can build up escalating exposureYou're 100% correct on coming to that conclusion
>>568659795>>568659895>I'LL TAKE ON ALL OF YO-https://deadlock.vlviewer.com/voicelines?voiceline=warden_pain_death_02.mp3
holistic tier list so not only power levelu will notice it's a normal distribution...urn updates changed it from macro-dependent side objective which gave you options to comp-dependent winstate you mash to negate the first third of the match
>>568660206I'm not sure I get this shitpost
>>568659795>warden ult downplayers
They should do a remodel vote, just like in dota. Let us vote for heroes that have already been remodeled too, I think we can all agree that McGinnis was a downgrade aside from her gear.
just had the worst game of my life against a McGinnis, paradox and Graves
>>568660206
Aside from Rem wanting to be on the side where he can steal the double enemy sinners, it doesn't really seem to matter where anyone lanes huh?It was kinda neat to have that tall structure in mid lane, too bad lash was able to abuse the fuck out of it.
guys I've been using the alternate healthbars for too long and fear I can't go backwhat do?
so like, should I flood my inventory with T1 items? like is that my Bracer/Wraith Band/Null Talisman?and then buy a few T2 items? are those like my Falcon Blade, Yasha, Echo Sabre?is T3 my Manta Style / Eul's / Sange & Yasha?and then T4 is like my Butterfly / Satanic / Daedalus?I still don't feel like I understand items correctly.
>>568651234you dont buy counter items when a hero becomes a problem you buy them before that
>>568661151it matters a bit, but yeah avoiding bad matchups is more important
>>568636654this is copium and nothing more
what do you guys think of my yamato buildim anti jewfax so i don't buy any orange items
>>568661151Mid is torture on most close range heroes if you ever get the wave pushed up to your tower
>this hero is JUST B tier???? they ONLY have a 49.9% win rate??? we must buff them to be hilariously broken SSS+++ tierwhy do they keep doing this
>>568659529haze isnt black
>>568651781I think I saw you in my last game
>>568659795Oh god not again... It's happening...You shouldn't have made me mad!*Turns into a melee character in a movement shooter*
ok gonna play pocket now and tank my elo
>>568661904>Bebop is B tier? We can't have him be any better than C tier so let's nerf him to F tier and take half a year to inch him back up to D tier.
>>568660405>>568661027having to kill victor up to 4(?) times isn't funyamato players... retardedsilver either carries or see abovebebop not that good but annoyinggraves has interesting macro/design ideas but i fucking hate her skulls i'd personally put her lower bc they should die when she diesrem also interesting design better than basic heal support and weak in actual fightsdoorman cool mechanics but in practice is useless or miserable to play against people want to >rank but emissary 5/6 is median, it's all very logical anon
>>568662069>Assassin Bebop is too fun so we have to nerf him into irrelevancy>What's this, people play him gun again? Better nerf that too>Oh, people still try to play him as a tank initiator? Just you wait for the next patch
>>568662049>got shiv
Which of your teammates choices makes you give them this look?
>>568661904It'd be fine if the resulting nerf put them back to B tier but 90% of the time they rape and humiliate whoever they just buffed.
>>568662506He's a skeleton he can't make that face
>>568661982love this bitch so much
Leech gives spirit and bullet lifestealIt should also provide melee lifesteal now that they've introduced that as an actual thing aside from lifestrike.
>Sinclair is 44% WR all ranks and 41% in E6They're going to "buff" them and destroy the kit's whole identity in the process, aren't they...>>568659529Sinclair has a magic mag-fed wand.
>>568662679Sinclair hasn't been touched in months because they've been thinking about reworking the hero entirely supposedly
>>568662616they will do that, together with adding Shadow Strike from brawl in the upcoming august giga patch
>>568662506when the enemy sinclair uses their ult 10x better than they do the entire match.
>>568659359>take break>come back first few games are fun and enjoyable>after that tghey become terrible>take a break>come back, first few games are fun and enjoyablei believe it. been playing since 2024 and can say these changes are in
>>568659359I unironically believe games have been doing this for years at this point
>>568659359>You are being 100% manipulated, and your agency in any given game is less than 5% on average.Hmmm. That's a little weird in a game with 12 players, now isn't it? Not having complete agency over the match? You're a fucking genius you idiot lmaoDidn't read the rest of your shit btw, only the quick lines
>>568662840That is a whole lot of cringe in one image.
>>568662723How do I stop this?
if I buy 2 shielding items, like Reactive Barrier and Spirit Shielding, how do the barriers interact?
>>568663812They stack.
They are reading the thread.
>>568663812They don't interact in any wayThey proc independently, shield is consumed independently, they expire (and subtract from your remaining shield total) independently, and they cool down independently
>>568663859so if my barrier is 100 each, I get a 200 barrier if they both go off together?
>>568663978Correct
Flopping tranny deadcock.
Ivy my beloved
>>568661982>Oh god not again... It's happening...>You shouldn't have made me mad!>Presses werewolf heal button>Turns around>Leaps away>Runs away from the fightFTFY
>>568664148How many times has trannyanon posted this?
>>568625713I really don't understand why they don't want to make it scale off the lead.Or if that's too cheatlock biased (because they get a live feed of the numbers) then make it scale off game time. 35% res on the first urn is bonkers.
Valve should add an actual white european vampire to deadlock.
Is this a good patch to learn Paradox? Her nades seem like they'd be really good for the urn fights
niggas will actually queue up squishy ass niggas like rem and mina, try to heavy melee yo ass, get parried, and die instantly. fr tho what causes this?
>>568664474You're not learning much Paradox with bomb paradox. You literally just throw three circles on the objectives and win.
nerf silver
>>568664632No, buff silver
>>568664458But she's asian
>Celeste and Silver start comparing cock sizes>Celeste flops her giant throbbing veiny meatrod onto the table>Meanwhile Silver has a micropenis that's barely visible>Celeste makes fun of her and Silver gets super embarrassed but also goes into heat upon seeing the horse cock next to her>Silver proceeds to get gaped
>>568664942retard
>Seven has a 60% winrate Retards will defend this
>>568665101He deserves it because he just does ok
>>568664929No. She is white.
>>568665101he's honest
>Buys rebuttal>Puts ult on urnPppssshhh... nothin personnel... kid.
>>568664942I want celeste to gape me with her horse cock while I swirl silver's cute little doggy cock around in my mouth
>>568664942i have a micropenis, no wonder i love playing silver...
These are the same anons that sperg out about silver and celeste being tranny characters
I haven't had a good game in days. Every game is a stomp. Graves is retarded. Yamato is retard. Alcheshiters are retarded. Deadlock is retarded.
Rem is the Troubadour...... he was sleepy that day......
heded tu bloo
Rem gods..
you should be able to solve this
>look at old deadlock images>game looks way betterwhat happened?
>>568666940>gun build1>mark build3>rend build5
>>568666940Strong 2, a lot of other heroes have been powercrept past him so he is just kinda "Ok" now. Never had a match where he has felt overwhelmingly strong or oppressive.
9 out of 10 games are decided by matchmaking and the random draft.
Silver was built for repeated pregnancies with burdensomely large litters
This game is honestly so trash. I only liked playing apollo because retarded teammates wouldnt get me killed (can just riposte out). But now any hero I play literally cannot do anything if my team is bad. Shiv needs follow up, drifter needs his team to put pressure on the map to open up solo kill opportunties, bebop needs hook follow up.Every single team is just so garbage it's unreal. Yes I can win games, no it's not fun watching my team coinflip the boss fight after 30 mins of afk jungling. Garbage shit game
>>568667565True.
>>568667727im emissary 2 btw
>>568668046There's no difference in higher ranks btwt. super eternus
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>>5686682036, the utility she brings from being my wife is unmatched
>>568667727>solo kill opportuntiesJust rush ult and duration extender. Get your stacks by ultbotting the urn.
>>568668079Actually I'm giga Eternus and I can always tell when I'm playing with super Eternuses you guys are so bad lol
>>568661904Graves mains couldn't stop whining until their hero is impossible to lose with.
>>568661027would you a rank icon?
>>568668552Yes...
>each game is decided by which team is better at mashing melee and parryThis is the absolute worst game state I've ever seen Deadlock in. Both teams are tunneling so hard on the urn and throwing their lives away as if it were a rejuvinator they were securing. Im just skirting around and killing people and sometimes we win.
im going 20/3 in matches just for my team to get overconfident and run urn into a throw
I give up, support is impossible in Alchemist. Can't even win a 5v6.
>>568668942that billy build is so bad
Is it true you can't 6 stack in eternus? Would seem odd if the better you get the less competitively you are allowed to play.
>>568668942nerf lash
If a mechanic needs a fucking leftist meme amount of asterisks and exceptions or it will break the game (or even STILL break it as proven yesterday), it's fundamentally shit design.The urn has to fucking go. End of fucking story. It's garbage design. Devs have 20 years of Dota experience and this is the shit they come up?
>>568635525The tongue goes all the way in.
>>568659359>anon learns that all business practice is inherently exploitiveoh no!anyway
https://x.com/i/status/2060255992999256563Someone is making an apollo X graves fankid model
>>568668349Holding a zero effort laser beam is the opposite of interesting. In fact most of this games skills are zero skill yet they insisted on making this shit a shooter. What was the point? Why are there no melee heroes? Most awful game design i've ever seen
>>568670773The STRONGEST ship
Love this ugly goober.
redpill me on alchemical fire
>>568670956you put it on the urn and just stand there
>>568670956bad item unless there's a high chance you get raped while clearing lanes (drifter/bebop/shiv) and need to do it from afar
Urn is just a cherry on top. The whole fucking game is full of retarded mechanics that feel unfair.You could be playing perfectly, get 4 kills in lane early, deny all the souls etc. but then they get lucky once and kill you and suddenly they have more souls than you and steamroll the game.Laning phase is fucking useless unless you go 10/0 or something. They have no idea how to make or balance the game and it shows.
>>568668942>barely any heals even though rem is a gigahealer who just makes people immortal>no divine barrier/scourge to spam on your tank to give them gigabuffs>cheat death instead of echo shard on naptime which not only gives better stats, but also has a lower cooldown and benefits your teammates and makes you innvuln anyways>spirit strikelooks like you're the thrower
>>568671479Echo Shard doesn't work on ults. Unless you meant refresher and I was out of slots either way. I will consider Scourge tho. Might have been better than Silence Wave. And little heals cause all they did was die BROLL under their walkers and fed like crazy. Vyper was completely useless.
>>568671915>echo shard doesn't refresh rem ultquit playing my character please
>>568671167>You could be playing perfectly, get 4 kills in lane early, deny all the souls etc.loool, seeker lanebab thinks his floaty ball plonking skills count for anythingearly game is specifically made to be as forgiving as possible so that a randomly matched timmy2016 doesn't ruin the game 5 minutes in
>>568670925she cute (hideous)
/dlg/ niggas will really buy cheat death on the character that can literally teleport to and become invulnerable inside allies
>>568672046god I hate timmy2016sthis game should only be played by brown people like me, it would be very high skill and valve would have good feedback
>>568672031Is there a hack or trick I am unaware of?
>>568672292the trick is rem ult is trash and I don't understand how you are unable to read simple instructions
>>568672375Do you perhaps mean Echo Shard on Tag Along? The healing ability?
>try out Apollo for first time>enemy has an item that disables movement abilitiesfuggggg :D:DDD:D
>>568666940>if someone feeds him early5>if they dont2
>>568670925with that design her voice was a miscast desu, her current remodel fits VA much betterI wish we got her cuntish uglycute evil twin as a separate character
>>568672545UnstoppableIndomitablaDispel magicCounterspellEthereal shiftYou have options
>>568651781You are my hero.
>>568672734It was street brawl
>>568672684I don't agree, there's no reason someone who's conventionally ugly shouldn't have a nice voice
>>568672790OhWell you are straight outta luck then
I fucking love how haze players are conditioned to dive people no matter what if they're alone so I can easily trick the wm1 haze into running into 3 turrets and then I wall her off and rape her god I love mcginnis
>>568672790>try to learn new character>play street broll>get dogshit items you would never, ever buy>play full game>get churb stomped into the dirt and feed horribly
>>568672854it's ok your advice was still helpful
>>568651781but do you play this build?
>>568672962you VILL get monster rounds/blood tribute/healing rite/fleetfoot/kinetic dash/active reload on pure spirit hero and you VILL like it
geist is the only bitch who can feed and still hard carry
>>568673406deaths that have high value >>>>> you protecting your kda
>>568673235>playing a spirit hero>team flames me for having monster rounds at 25 minutes
>>568673406>losing to leech infuser bomb giest
>>568673586if you want to help the team do more damage to structures buy BRS, it's only 800 moremonster rounds does nothing with low gun invest after lane
>>568673687clears camps a little fastershould I really just sell it for 400 souls and have an empty slot instead
>>568673808>and have an empty slot insteadhow are you not slot capping at 25 minutes
Is Tankbuster even worth taking? I never really see the value in it.
>>568673884t4s are expensive
>>568653149>>568673948>mentioning the item that shall not be namedseekertards...
>>568670849>a zero effort laser beamWhat did they do to drifter
when's the next sex dropping?
>>568674458We don't need any more sex, we have Ivy and Silver
>>568672958>haze tower dives in lane>she goes for the guardian parry>WRANGLIN' 'EM>she instead gets beamed down and torn to shredsgod i love holliday
Are there any d2/lol/hots heroes that could work mostly as is even in 3D?
>>568675249Invoker, most dash-oriented champs in LoL, Abathur
>>568675249>Sniper (duh)>Templar assassin>Hoodwink>Drow ranger/wind ranger/clinkz>Muerta
>>568675249>murky would just die uh where my nigga kharim atearth spirit would be cool
>>568675249>spoileradd probe
>>568675249Do you mean aesthetically or gameplay-wise?
>>568675249also this one
>>568668942Get a duo if you're going to play support
>>568675249She would fit right in.
>>568675685>aestheticallyknowing valve's workshop policy, aesthetics will die on launch
>>568675249plenty but they seem content adding dogshit like victor and mcginnis insteadstupid unfun garbage game
>>568675950so this girl's theme is... buttplugs?
>>568675950We already have one bounce pad character
>Enemy McGinnis with zero bullet counters keeps calling our Silver "Israeli" for doing a lot of damage>Also complains in all chat that it's bullshit that McGinnis's ult doesn't work close range because me (Victor) and ulting Silver were countering her ult by walking up next to the dyke and attacking
>>568675950This kind of sex is illegal in a valve game.
>>568676354Silver is so OP...
>>568676121>Fire a projectile forward, dealing spirit damage to the first target hit.>If the target is hit from behind, the projectile deals bonus damage and applies silence.
>>568675249Dark WillowShe'd pretty much only need a replacement on her E, since Seven already stole it. Other than that she's practically fit for the job
the inevitable Earthshaker hero is gonna cause so much seethe at final base pushes when there are 1000000 creeps around the patron
>>568676883>trophy collector echo shard greater expansion bramble mazeplease noalso she has two ults just make the damage one a basic ability
>>568675604That's just Mcniggis/Paradox in one
i have never seen a shiv player going full dash from the start they always gotta start with knives first which are so useless and hard to consistently land for most people in pisslow
>>568675249Hoodwink
>>568678279do we really need more aoe stuns in this game
>>568640609Ah, so that's why I got stuck with this after winning 6 games in a row. Stupid.
>>568679213>Spirit GeistThis reminds me, I haven't seen a gun Geist in ages, it's always spiritslop AOE shit that just pads stats but the player can never take advantage of it>Had a 4/11 spirit Geist on my team that somehow got 100k player damage, by far the highest in the lobby
>>568679910pmuch every time I see a gun geist it's a tryhard jobber that does well early and then starts feeding while seething in VCold bitch spirit just comes over anyone using that build
>Spend 30 minutes being lanejanny on Abrams defending against enemy Infernus and Haze who did nothing but push yellow/green all game>Team loses 5v4 because 1/12 Paradox and 0/9 Doorman>Eventually enemy lead gets too big, 20 kills enemy Shiv, 15 kills enemy Venator>After keeping both side lane walkers alive for half an hour the Shiv just walks in and melts them>End of the match ALL 5 teammates go on [All] to complain about "Abrams never fought with us" "Bro farmed all game" "yeah you guys won because we had a soft afker"Wtf are you even supposed to do in this sort of situation, do I just allow Haze + Infernus to take our walkers for free in the hopes that joining the moshpit will help?
>>568679910>today I will pick the powerful hybrid tank hero and build it as bad paigeplaying her correctly is just a lot harder and the bomb build is the most low effort shit in the game
>>568679910real niggas max her S2, build recharge and combine that with her ult to chimp out in fights while hard as fuck to killS1 maxxers are retarded waveclearing npcs
>>568680293does her 3 amplify gun damage?
>>568680390it amplifies all your damage
>>568680293most people with a brain think geist is boring as fuck to play so most of the people playing her are actual morons.
>>568680471thanks
>>568680390yesberserker spirit shredder with a bunch of green and purple items is close to ideal
>Just played a full 40 minute game of Doorman where not one person used my doors>Not even the enemy>Not even when I left them open to places they would want to go in hopes that someone would actually use them>literally watch a teammate push blue then use the wires to go to yellow rather than the door between themI just don't understand.
>>568680212>enemy niggers push walkers so hard I can't even go to shop without a speedboost>someone starts chimping out about my build and not taking part in fightsI hate
>>568679910I mean its probably better now with the new urn, but even still its just meh. There are better heroes if you wanna AOE slop, geist is not it unless you want to farm damage numbers with zero ingame impact.
Gonna try Doorman out.I plan on spamming bell and perpetually abducting niggas.What's the build for this?
>talon and mina both have 32% pickrateheyahoyabros... the metaslaves are stealing our main...
>>568680693I don't bother with the bell anymore, it's been nerfed too many times. I usually go>Restore shot, Slowing Bullets, Health, Slowing Hex, Trophy hunter, Vortex WebMax 4 first for the 13 second reset. Shoot them over and over from a safe distance to vex them into spending stamina then hex and baroness while you prepare the door.
>>568680212You should tell a carry character, or a character who's good at holding/escaping lanes to take over so you can gank/teamfight. If nobody works with you, then you're not the problem.
what's the deal with yamato alt fireI was thinking of learning her or lash next
>>568679375he's so cute I love him :)
>>568681074It's required in lane and then becomes useless outside of it
Geist is canonically a child rapist btw, in the dating sim if you go to the NYPD station between 4 and 5 AM there's an easter egg you can find in the police chief's file cabinet, basically a list of victims, all young boys from upstate orphanages or Long Island summer camps. One of Doorman's Casual Hangout activity choice dialogue lines at Affection Lv 7 also references it(he complains that the Baroness has had issues with officers trying to serve warrants in the past then wonders if Geist is "up to her old hobbies again")
>>568680212That's what happens when the devs pander to the brooltards>Urnfight starts to happen>Infernus and a gigantic creeper wave start to splitpush>I get called a thrower for dealing with that instead of going to the urnfight
LESBIAN GAMEPOST YOUR FAVORITE DEADLOCK LESBIANS!
>>568680212>>568680648Its always someone who would benefit from farming waves who complains btw. Ten deaths and continues to fling themselves at the enemy team then when they die they check the minimap to see who wasnt there then start typing>>568681067Ive been in that situation before and asking for them to take over never helps because they dont understand the concept of farming side lanes past ten minutes at all. You need to have a bare minimal grasp of macro to understand the value of keeping lanes pushed and walkers alive and these retards never do>>568681732Its always an Infernigger somehow, and your team will still manage to lose the 5v5
>>568681763
>>568681763imagine hollidays first time visiting new york, country girl in the big city, getting groped on the subway and not knowing how to react...
>>568681996LITERALLY me on the right btw
>>568677956Maxing knives is just simply better if you're actually good at the hero. I agree though, maxing dash first is better if you're retarded, not in a way where it's retardedly bad but it's just easier to play.
>Manhattan hero: present>Midwestern hero: present>Coney Island hero: present>Scottish hero: present>Massachusetts hero: presentYet no Gujarati heroes, Bengali heroes, Sri Lankan heros, Tamil heroes?
>>568682276They're adding a poop golem hero
>>568682276Bro your Dashfernus? He poops all over the street for fucks sakes!
>>568682276>no sentinel islander herowhy is valve so racist bros?? wtf??
>no magyar hero>no sakartvelian hero>no suomi hero>no southern tajikistani herobleh, dead game
>no loli european vampire herodead game
>>568682451>>568682276Just say you want more shitskins
They should add a True Heir to the Roman Empire (Finnish) hero
>No Pygmy spearchucker hero that has a headhunting stack mechanic
>>568682451>>no suomi herogrey talon is already in the game
>no italian herohuh?
I like to alt cast my graves line and use it like a predictive skill shot, works 3/4s of the time
>>568682631We can't let him collect trophies!
This person has 130 hours in the game btw
>no big booty African female shaman with thick accent that has crush on all white males in the gameBooooring
>>568682847>tankbusterthere's the problem
>>568682847I don't get how people feed on a character that has an i-frame teleport
>>568643404His build is shit.
>>568682542I don't want you in the game
>>568672202this but unironically senor
>>568645012
>>568682693line is pretty much the best way to use it which makes the default position pretty fucking stupid.
I RP as every character I play. Maximum immersion.
>>568670925
>>568673687>monster rounds does nothing with low gun invest after lane
>>568675249Zarya (kit)
>play fun supports but lose because you cant carryor>play braindead carries and win but be bored which way solo queue man?
>>568683856Fun supports. It's not difficult to carry as Haze or Wraith.
>>568683856Ivy on high priority and nobody else at all times.
>>568683821die
>>568683856why would anyone care about winning?
>>568684059Oгoнь пo гoтoвнocти!
>>568675249naafiri
>>5686831613 but due to the new Urn 4
>>568684338why is this old icon so hypnotizing
>>568683856Choose the middle and be a pick/gank/midgame rapist/roamGAWD.>don't have to rely on your pos1 like a sissy>don't have to fall asleep farming like a pos1>you become the server admin from 8 mins to 30 minutes then fall off after>by 30 minutes, the game is already decided. you're either winning or going next already
>>568683856Unironically caring about rank is a jokeYou know half of these eternus players will be hardstuck phantom once the game comes out and their main isn't utterly broken balance wise.
>>568683856I main support but swap to a carry to curb stomp rape the shitter lobbies im stuck in when i get too sick of having no control over matches
>>568684571This is how I play Mirage, but I got the option to go full carry if I need too.
remove indomitable. unstoppable at least took some form of skill in that you had to react appropriately. passive immunity to CC is just retarded.
300 hours and i'm stuck in alchemist-arcanistfeels good to be a retard
>>568648689yeah bro I'm sure being 0-6 2 minutes in has NOTHING to do with the outcome and is no indication of how these retards will continue playing. it's le you, actually! retard.
>>568684682No don't I love it.>Be in pisslow>Enemies build it to counter CC making them feel safe>Build silence wave every game every character>Pop it than use hard CCIt's such a great bait item for bad players.>>568684783That was my exact rank when my playtime was around that much after I came back.
>>568684896>mcginnis casting her 20 second rape ult from miles away>knockdown>they now get to just passively ignore shit like this >I'm the only person who bought knockdownGREAAAAT
>>568675249Lucio but he'll literally never touch the ground once he gets stamina mastery. Maybe give him Largo's aura's so he actually takes skill to be useful.
>>568685081Just dive her
>>568685438>shes sits in a place where she can easily just splash you on wallsnow what
>>568675249Garen so I can beyblade around and Warp stone + ult people like a true ETERNUS(tm) player.
>>568681763That thing on the right is so cuteShame about the creature on the left ruining it
so how is it worth having 10% global damage penalty for 30m just to pop some buffs at late game? surely somethings missing that entire time that makes that not really worth it...
>street brawl>shiv victor and graves on enemy teamWhy do I even bother with this garbage mode
>>568685868You also get free money.
>Vindicta, the character that can both dispel and counterspell anvils, is talking shit about me for playing Graves and killing her tranny ass in the air with skulls
>>568686152yeah but it makes me wonder is the damage penalty causing loss of opportunity. like overall are you farming less, are you killing less. do you actually benefit from egg or are you only winning in situations you would've won anyway?
>>568645012see>>568647715
>>568686162>vinnys staying in the air long enough to have a graves crawl up her assHer fault, she slows to a crawl while flying after the initial boost into the air. Ever since I started using it was an escape tool or for a quick shot on an escaping enemy my vinny plays got better.
>>568652868>geist>dynamo>ivy>seven>kelvin>yamatothe six horsemen of the rapepocalypse that you now have to lane against
>>568685185OH LET'S BREAK IT DOWN
shiv should get +1% on the execute threshold per enemy he executes with his ult
>>568680623Doorman, but treated like Man
>>568687057shiv should execute himself irl
>>568680623Doorman needs voice lines telling people to use his doors, much like how Dynamo says "I COULD USE SOME HELP!" whenever he ults
>>568682451A hero based off of Finnish mythology would be pretty cool unironically
>>568687464just add moomins
>>568666940>Gun Drifter, gets fed early5>Gun Drifter, doesn't get fed 2>Spirit Drifter5
>>568687464>Hinga dinga durgen
>>568687403"Find my doors."Why would he say this?
>russian teammate >they start crying as soon as the match goes poorly>they have the worst stats out of anyone in the game while playing a "meta" heroname a more iconic combo
If you don't build Heroic Aura, you are throwing.
>>568688940I don't have any active slots left.
>>568634029they should bring back the old lighting
>>568688721>ruski snitching on another ruski on 4chinsare you fustrated?
>>568675249Add Fenix
I wanted to come back to this game then I remembered the urn.
>>568684783I have never left Arcanist.
>>568684783>>568690935same, have 500 games and the past 450 of them have been in ritualist
>>568688940This but Veil Walker.
>>568691018how the fuck did you get to ritualist in 50 games? I'm still stuck in alchemist-arcanist
>>568689420>ruski trying to stir up conflictI know what you are.
>>568691152i had 20 non-ranked games in 2024 and came back right before they started fucking with the ranks. in calibration games after coming back i dropped from emissary to seeker and then they started boosting everyones ranks in jan-feb and i jumped to ritualist and haven't ranked up or down since
>finally get a yamato on team>it's some fotm picking nigger that has never played the hero>goes 2-14>lose
>>568691472Yamato is good but you need a decent amount of games on her to do well, its so funny seeing the meta slaves pick her and fumble hard.
>>568691576>Yamato is good but you need a decent amount of games on her to do wellso what you're saying is that she isn't S-tier
>"The dead have been makin' a whole lotta demands lately."Wtf did she mean by this
>>568691715they want free wifi
any leaks, I haven't seen any leaks
>>568692036because valve obliterated them
>>568646504This, they did nothing with their advantage. Didn't try to force anything. Just played completely passive and let themselves lose.
>>568692036They killed all the leakers and have barely been working on the game besides
>>568646504We didn't let the heat of the match get to us NAs like an EU would because our rooms are naturally cooler
>>568692036All the leakers got the bootWe know literally nothing
+10
let's blow the shit out of bebop
>>568691715They keep nagging her for anal and to do it with no condom and asking her to swallow etc
I'm leaking into rem's snug little donut.
>>568692457yeah even if it can cost us games in NA at times for not being as aggressive as we should be, we like to keep a cool-head about things, especially when the round is starting to heat up. I'm sure the EU is very acquainted with that level of heat though
>>568692036I'm leaking hard as fuck, been on nofap and Mina's critical and killstreak portraits are triggering me hard as fuck
>>568675249Necrophos. No Victor doesn't count.
Reminder that urn is retarded and it's not throwing to ignore it
what's the good mina build? I feel like most character's builds are not showing and you need to specifically know for what you are looking for
>>568675249Kael'thas and Arthas
>>568693459Just press 4 and win
Reminder that urn is [[Wiz-Kid!]] and that it's [[THROWING THE B4LL]] to it!! [[WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT!?!]]
i have multiple eternus alt accounts if i get annoyed by someone on my team i commend them and leave and watch them mald later
>>568693459mina has nearly no build varietyjust max her spirit dps and abuse teleport
>>568693459Just stack spirit, get stamina mastery, mystic shot. She's really easy to build because you can just press 4 and instantly kill anyone.
>>568693340watching retards be hyperaware of the urn now has made the last week of matches pretty miserable.retards will pick it up at the worst possible time and just hand it to the enemy team.
>>568693459discard any build that has tankbuster in it
>tankbuster>doesn't bust tanksdeadbabs?
Why everyone is a fucking sweat in Seeker?Soul denies, jungle gangs, team stacking, organised urn runs etc.Fuck off, I just want to chill
>>568693990eternusTARDS don't even know what the fuck it doesit's also useless if your opponent happens to have little to no spirit res (for some reason)
>>568694127It just gets very sweaty for some reason in Seeker rank, especially in the EU servers.
>>568694127nonsweats go to eternus
>>568694127yoshi deflated the ranks and now seeker is full of a bunch of players who were emissary a month ago
>>568694151Dealing 8% of current hp is good on spammable abilities. I don't understand why you hate tankbuster when it's usually a top 5 damage source on most characters
>>568694127>>568694232holy fucking bitches go play single player games
>Venator says he's buying egg since he lost lane and is gonna farm>Tranny Silver on team keeps talking about cracking eggs >Venator says wtf are you talking about>Tranny explains that cracking your egg means you realize you're trans and keeps asking Venator's pronounsWTF IS IT ABOUT THIS WEREWOLF THAT ATTRACTS SUBHUMAN TRANNIES?
>>568694504yea but why not get like mercurial magnum or surge of power on your spammable burst abilities instead?>>568694579free will is a funny thing, you see
>>568693990Its just a better mystic burst so if you went mystic burst and have extra souls laying around then its just an upgrade.Great against tank billy which makes use of spirit and bullet resist.people just say it's useless because its not a flat increase to spirit damage but rather a bursty item.Use it on Geist or hell even vyper with her lethal venom
>>568694626>Transforms>White>"Girlfailure"It appeals to everything trannies think they are
>>568694431Yeah makes sense I'm an Oracle VI in Archon V
>>568694669Surge -> greens -> tankbuster -> boundless / merc mag It depends on the character. Point being tankbuster is almost universally good
>>568694127I played in an initiate lobby last night where the enemy team was abusing urn resists, absolutely degenerate
>>568694579Nah, I WILL get into your gamesI WILL be shitI WILL NOT listen to your call-outs You WILL seethe and I WILL be doing my own thing
>>568694838if you only deflated one division you got luckyI deranked four divisions while posting over 50% winrate the whole time, it was bullshit
>Foid Rem keeps taking every single one of our sinners whenever they're on cooldownI fucking hate females so much it's unreal, good morning from Kazakhstan
>>568695352Hellooo, Kazakhstan!!!!!!! :Dhope u get better rounds than that today!
>try to play a new hero>get put with troglodyte niggers that go 3-15 on pocket and graves and have no macro sense whatsoeverpretty fucking tired of this hero mmr bullshit. OH YOU'RE ETERNUS? WELL HERE'S ORACLE RETARDS TO CARRY BECAUSE YOU'RE ON SOMEONE NEWhow does valve come to such a conclusion holy fuck
>>568695352>>568695478borat hahamai wife! haha
>>568694746but anon i am white
>>568695702Yeah, a lot of whites troon out or turn themselves into a sissies
>>568695478ABL? I'll do my best to call Metro a Nigger if I ever see him.
>>568695702trannyism is a ytboi thing primarily
>>568696000this is something only a ytboi would know though
Does bullet resist shredder do anything to heroes with no bullet resist?
Whoever came up with the gun paradox build needs to be executed
>>568625997>muscleguysovl...
>Mirage is in New York on a diplomatic mission. It's the hope of the Djinn that they can negotiate with the US government for a sale of part of Wyoming so that they can build a sovereign nation for their people.might as well at this pointwe're already a melting pot of the most random cultures 'n shit
>>568624519>play gun Paige>out perform our Haze>team blames me for loss because "gun paige is troll"People have no right to bitch about an offmeta build if the on meta carries on the team just can't come online to begin with.
>>568696103>what is brazil>what is thailandshut up ranjesh
>>568696303They likely could fit every Djinn in the area of one of those Microlakes and still have room for more. Unless they're people sized and being in the Jar is not preferable.
>>568696303The idea that America is a melting pot is a meme. It's literally assimilate to American culture or die, maybe one or two dishes get put on a menu by the end of it. I don't know why people genuinely believe that.
>urn>people don't like the urn>so re-iterate the urn>re-iterate it again>re-iterate it one last time>it's now as good as it used to be before the iterations, not betterand having a comeback urn is still almost fucking impossible, and almost definitely not worth it if your team is majorly down in economythanks for fixing ABSOLUTELY NOTHING with the urn yoshi, we've really went full circle. Urn went from hot-ass to hot-ass again but grape-flavored this time
>>568696553This, Americans are prejudiced as hell. I have an (Euro) accent despite growing up here my whole life and I get treated poorly if it ever surfaces.
>>568696553>assimilate to American culture or dieeh?? Define "american culture" besides "american workplace environment"because I'm american and I don't even fuckin' know what our culture is truly about
>>568696698wait, is this happening on the west coast or the east coast??I know the west coast can be prejudiced, but on the east coast we'll treat you nicelyall bets are off on new york though, fuck new york
>>568696720To understand your own culture you need to understand other cultures. This way you can figure out what defines how your group acts.
>>568696553America is a melting pot but you are not welcome
>>568696852thank you for the nothingball answer socrates
>one of our walkers is being attacked by creeps>one of our teammates is near that walker probably farming>ping the walker because maybe that teammate is having a retard moment>everyone on my team goes to that walker???
delete the Retreat voice line from the game.
>>568696720>we eat goyslop every day, but especially during holidays such as:>4th of july, where we eat goyslop>the super bowl, where we eat goyslopthats our culture
>>568696998If you can't figure out what that sentence means there is no hope for you.
>>568697010You can't rely on the retarded farmers bro they think spending a minute to clear a red camp is more efficient than instantly killing a wave
>>568696143ye...it goes negative
>>568697010>3 people farming the jungle between 2 waves that are running at our walkers>I go to the mid lane as a fourth party because I don't expect these retards to ever do anything>the other 3 people also come to mid lane>the lane that was opposite me and about 3 pixels away from 2 of them is now killing my side walker
*braps on your walker*
>>568697176>camerican culture...is what cultures that are not american...are notyou are niether as deep nor as smart as you think
>>568696852fair enoughbut I just know regarding other cultures there's at least SOME things I can point out about them that are substantiveLike the extremely good food regulations in the EU, or the french revolution happening as a tradition in france, or the sheer, polite restraint of japan and south korea (even though their extreme creative talents kind of showcase how fucking mentally deranged they are because of that same societal restraint. they are outright masochistic and self-destructive at times from working so brutally hard)and China is kind of in the same boat as us, except their melting pot shit is a lot more stricter than ours, and you can't even go to certain places in China without any real Chinese citizenship. I have no clue about what happens in indiaUK government is also kind of a lolcow, the idea that a country is still holding onto the concept of a monarchy is hilarious to me.But regarding US culture??? Eh, we have guns, or freedom, or strong, passionate values or whatever. There's probably more to it than that than what it seems, and that maybe it's just an every-country thing to kinda downplay the value of your country?I mean it's like... Maybe America is valuable besides the global power shit but I can't see how our country can be as culturally rich as any other country, reallyexcept the UK, the UK is like the only place where they have shittier food regulations than we do. Basically if you're not the queen or the king in the UK, you're eating something pre-digested
Deadlock?
literally uncarryableWe even got a full 6v6 into wiping their team and got rejuv, then team split up because>we can't win 6v6 when graves is upand proceeded to die to several 1/2v6sActual animals.
>>568697176I'd sooner accept this than a 250$ bill with a pedo on it
I genuinely thought i clicked on the wrong thread what the fuck is this discussion there's a /v/ thread up isnt there dont you have BBC to fawn over or something?
pedos are bad but only the pedos that I don't like
>>568697997yeah you are dead weight.
>>568698042Nah we're into shota here
>>568698014>250$opinion discarded, foreign agent.
>>568698014wait what>Trump $250 bill pushed by Treasury appointeesWAIT WHATwhat the fuck?????Why not a 500 dollar bill? 250 dollars seems like a redundant as hell numberwho the hell is going to need an exact amount of 250? what the fuck...?
>>568698168It was not my best game, Paige was our strongest warrior. But I was not the problem here.
>>568698334
>>568698072since all pedos in existence are pedos I don't like—then yeah, you're on the money anon
>>568696720Faith in merit based competition. Individualism over collectivism. Necessary checks and balances but keeping guardrails minimal. This can both lead to being a world leader and hitting a brick wall due to how quickly they innovate but how easy it is to exploit.At least to me American culture is that underlying belief system, as opposed to actively questioning it.
>>568698042I only fawn over dog and horse cock please get it right
>>568698348if you were better than that rank then you would have performed better regardless of your team.
>>568696720>I'm american and I don't even fuckin' know what our culture is truly aboutbeing permanently in debtno one uses credit cards for 90% of their purchases or HAS TO take out loans for good credit history in the rest of the worldyour people are literally in a perpetual jewing feedback loop
>>568698730>muh rankI never said I didn't belong at the rank.I just can't make up for 3 teammates actively intentionally feeding into the enemy teamPaige was the only human being on our team
>>568680623Use your push to talk, say what the doors are for>door to escape this walker push>door out of mid>door to retreat from shrines>go to blue walker, I have someone ulted and I'm about to kidnap them there>door back to our base to heal
>>568698730Spoken like someone who's never experienced Emissary lobbies and below. I fear entering those lobbies, you can go like 13/2 but your teammates are like 0/8 and are trying a new character. It's very difficult to carry, no one listens to obvious call outs like mid or urn that have zero risk associated, it's rough.I climbed out of those ranks but I am not going to pretend they're fair.
>>568697540Let me use language you'll understand; Retard.
>>568698307Man's a retard so it makes sense.>>568698014>PedoIt bothers me that this is the first thing people jump to and not the fact he's a rapist (real literal usage not feminist usage) of trafficked young women and barely post-pubescent girls.
Cute gorgyle.
>>568701521Titslop
>>568696720'what is water?' asks the fish
>>568698307Well, it's the 250th anniversary. Could use a better portrait though. And I don't mean "a different president", just something more photogenic.
>>568702575Careful if you use idioms you may melt their brain.
Is there a way to add duplicate items to builds or do I need to open the file/use the statlocker site for that?
>>568682451polish hero john paul II
>>568703363But with no ww2 he'd not have become a priest.
>>568636625thx for the inspo king, i needed a new profile name
>>568703363your venator?
>>568703363I want a Rabbi and an Imam if any other religious characters get added purely for the Bantz.
>get the most 'win urn' composition ever with yamato sinclair>we lose every single fucking urn because everyone besides me is an autistic retardthey need to fix mm. I'm e3 being handed oracles at peak fucking time. literally what in the fuck.
>>568705627what is peak time
>>568705627There's tons of people that got boosted by rankflation or starting in february. AFAIK this is how it should be because prior to rankflation Oracles would sometimes showup in Eternus lobbies since it's technically a high rank.
>>568703804>Rabbiwould fit since its new york
>>568705982It's 6 PM in most of europe right now. That's peak time.
>>568705627for me it seems to be based on what hero i playif i queue a hero im bad at i get e5-e6 lobbies but if i queue a hero im good at i get ascendant slop
>>568706223Ah, okay
>>568706469>if I queue a hero I'm bad at the MM let's me be carried>if I queue a hero I'm good at the MM force's me to carryRA MAO; this fucking LLM matchmaking
>>568706627can't relateI've either been getting matches where the enemy team side is so mindnumbingly retarded in comparison to my team, or I happen to get placed on the mindnumbingly retarded team, and then have to pick up the slack even if I'm not playing as a hypercarry hero, because fun in this game be damned I guess
>>568706627works for me since i cant play m1 for shit but at least i can stomp ascendant chuds with them
>>568706198Make him wise cracker and we got Kino on our hands.>rabbi: A priest and a Rabbi zip into a lane....>Venator: This sounds like the start of a bad joke.>>568706783For me it's>Queue hero I'm good at, relatively normal game with occasional uncarryable (for my skill) dude>Queue hero I'm bad at, ELO purgatory of literally unwinnable game with people who grief on purpose and scream at you if you try to commI blame playing Billy/Bebop when blasted irl for this.
Yessss perfect, now it's time to play some Deadlock...
>>568707368why is everything optionalwhat dafark
>>568703682i'd settle for a venator skin. how would one go about making a skin? i don't have any experience 3d moddeling
>>568708670nta but this should helphttps://docs.google.com/document/d/10Be28UBdeN13R_-NO5PqYI7SiCyklldGK_JkZQUqAAg/
>>568708670retexturing is easy, but changing the geometry of the model, you're in for the full shebangi don't know if the models are stored in a format that's nice to work with (or rather, with quad topology so you can actually practically make changes without fucking shit up)
>>568635020Is Vyper a tragic character?
>>568693340Kinda wish there was the choice to just destroy it so neither team benefits
>>568713925>you can smash the urn, destroying all the souls except a wave's worth that flies out
