AS IT SHOULD BE Edition>News:Patch 8: https://baldursgate3.game/news/the-final-patch-new-subclasses-photo-mode-and-cross-play_138Patch 7: https://baldursgate3.game/news/patch-7-now-live_121Patch 6: https://baldursgate3.game/news/patch-6-now-live_108Patch 5: https://baldursgate3.game/news/patch-5-now-live_99>Wiki:https://bg3.wiki>Mods:https://www.nexusmods.com/baldursgate3/>FAQ:>Q: How often should I long rest?>A: Many companion and romance interactions occur when long resting. Some early lower priority camp scenes can also be missed if higher priority ones are queued. To advance companion quests or romances, make sure to long rest often.>Q: Can I recruit Minthara without going down the evil path?>A: If you knock her out in Act 1, yes. You do miss out on the sex scene, but otherwise the romance remains the same.>Q: Underdark or Mountain Pass?>A: Either, or both. It's recommended to clear both on higher difficulties for the experience and loot. Both connect to the same Act 2 map.>Q: Is The Dark Urge essentially "Tav+"?>A: Yes. You get additional content, BUT there are points where, if you've chosen to resist the Urge and/or don't complete quests the "right" way, you'll have to pass additional checks to avoid losing companions.>Q: Are there any consequences to consuming tadpoles?>A: No, for the most part. However if you've consumed any tadpoles, there will later be a DC 21 Wisdom check to reject the Astral-Touched Tadpole, which affects your appearance if consumed.>Q: Should I enable Karmic Dice?>A: Karmic Dice will avoid streaks of low rolls, both for you and the enemy. It is recommended to disable it if you're specializing.>Polls:>Romance: https://strawpoll.com/NMnQ5kJXYn6>Race: https://strawpoll.com/kjn18WPzeyQ>Class: https://strawpoll.com/eNg69DKKjnA>Companions: https://strawpoll.com/bVg8o8l3VnYOP pasta: https://rentry.org/bggpastaPrevious thread: >>568119072
Larian you arseholes
>>568704252Check out this cute Lae'zel.
>>568706049>>568705585joon fiff is not even this week and lil bro is already losing it, just chill and go play some good ass bg3 my god you guys are cringe
>>568706537she cute
This seems to be a good party for a Durge run.
Gorion's Ward once said:I am excited for DivinityIdle Champions of the Forgotten Realms is an official Dungeons & Dragons tm game.Minthara is canonically 150 years old, pansexual and neutral evilI collect barrels and throw them at every boss including MintharaMinthara did not watch Viconia leave in her childhoodMinthara is the throat goatI respect all women but MintharaIf you romance Minthara you are a horrible personIf you romance Astarion you are a great personI ascended AstarionI romanced ascended AstarionI enjoy all the male companionsI play with LOTS of mods onI love editing the character's appearances with modsI fucked Halsin and Shadowheart at the same time and loved itShadowheart is right not to use her birthnameShadowheart is not chaotic evilShar is neutral evilGale was groomed by MystraI play sorcererI camp castYou cannot find Mayrina's brothers' corpsesKarlach is okay for using soul coinsWyll is a real characterI sympathized with KethericI play male TavI love using summonsI love dragonborns, halflings, gnomes and dwarvesAlfira and many other npcs would make good companions
>>568707906dang you guys were right minthara is LITERALLY tom holland
"My god you guys are cringe," the parasite smugly remarks. It would then proceed to repost its namefag-obsessed pasta and stalk them across generals.
>>568708221Ugly>>568704303>>568706537Beautiful
>BeautifulShadowheartLae'zel>UglyMintharaKarlachYou may now proceed to cope.
>>568708057yeah
>>568708749
>>568708749get your eyes checked
>>568708221>POV Lizard.jpg
>>568704303
>>568709031Imagine calling this ugly.
>>568709031>>568709639Extremely ugly. That big fleshy protrusion called a "nose" is disgusting.
Each of our four princesses is beautiful just the way she is. In a world where beauty is under constant assault (by pigslop or otherwise), we hold this to be one of the last few truths.
>>568710212The four princesses BTW (and minsc).
>>568710212
>>568710514truth and real
>>568704252Waifus, HusbandosLove & Harmony>>568707768redeem durge or evil durge?
>>568711181Saar I will redeem the Durge.
>Waifus, Husbandos>It's fairly easy, see: when Cazador sent Astarion to the kennel to punish him, do you think Godey boned him?>It's a silly double entendre, as "boned" usually refers to a sexual act, but since Godey is a skeleton and when know he has beaten Astarion, the joke becomes a textbook example of absurdism.Subhuman.
>>568710212And here's the guy that breeds all four of those princesses.
>>568711248
https://youtu.be/gMotH6XH2tQ?si=prsQG-MGCDUifEy1
question of the day: Was Larian right to turn minthara & halsin into companions? Would you rather have them pick other characters or straight up not add two extra companions and give the origins more love? Do you want npcs that the fanbase enjoy to be made recruitable after divinity's early access since larian got more experience & workforce after bg3?Discuss
take all the wyll development time and give it to minthara
>>568714976this but the other way around
>>568711389do not redeem!I asked because >Astarion, Lae'zel and Shadowheartis usually the 'evil durge stays evil' party>>568714403Not really.Reddit wanted the Halsin character because they're horny, so Halsin has become a parody of a druid, and after his """quest""" he becomes a glorified sex toyMinthara is useless for a Tav run, and only slightly interesting as a Durge companion. The romacne is very bare bones, and she's a charicature of a drow woman. "In menzoberranzan, characters used to have compelling personal quests"the funny thing is both seemed to appeal to a very extremely specific demographic that loves to hyperfixate their whole personality on virtual characters, which is pretty funny>>568714976its not that much either
>>568716241>"In menzoberranzan, characters used to have compelling personal quests"LMAO
>>568711414godey barrel expansion divnity manthara total death
minth's romance is contradictory to drow culture. she's the opposite of a drow female caricature. she does multiple things that a normal drow female would not do. of course the person who is wrong would randomly take a jab at the namefag too. I'm noticing a pattern
will you shut the fuck up already?
>>568717862my husband
>>568717707name back on fatty
>vaguepostingSigh>>568717707>she does multiple things that a normal drow female would not doYeah, like being exiled from her family, one of the most prominent and important families (aherm aherm something something Drizzt Do'Urden, btw the house that was reformed by the BAENRE of all families)falling to an evil mastermind (literally Viconia in the very same title)and despite all that, she still doesnt see the hypocrisy of her ways and still tries to voice her feelings (result: comical relief since the game has clearly different moral and political opinions and you WILL hear about them) despite everyone around her treat her as the schizo mascotte that everyone barely tolerates because she's strong and Tav, somehow, has feelings for them>she does multiple things that a normal drow female would not doYeah like being a military mastermind AND proposing to assault a tower full of 50+ soldiers with no plan, during a rescue mission. Maybe she knows I'm using the Party Limit Remover mod, idk Name three things you like about her that are not - wait no that's your other gimmick. so yeah I'm noticing a pattern too
I just got accused of being the namefag and the whiner guy at the same time. Sort your stupid boogeyman shit out retards youre always wrong.Minthara desires true love in a relationship which is contrary to drow culture and she also asks you to marry her and takes your name. These are all things that are factually contrary to drow culture and not things a drow female caricature would do. You said something factually incorrect and now you're attacking the person who is simply pointing that out.
>>568719014name back on fatty!
>>568717707>I'm noticing a patternBoth the subhuman swine and the parasite have a lot in common, which is why they frequently team up to shit up the thread. Both creatures are pathologically afraid of beauty, which is why they love posting pigslop, misshapen midgets, and ugly freaks. Both are subhumans that casually joke about Mystra "grooming" Gale and Astarion being sexually abused, because sexual abuse is a punchline to them. Both creatures love to attack Minthara, because they associate her with the namefag they detest. Both creatures struggle with the English language, and take refuge in crass stupidity when called out on it. It's about Shar "plagiarizing" souls. It's about Jaheira being a "semi-hopeless" character who never let go of hope. It's about a "diversion" from the norm. Dear Mintharafag, there is no language barrier.
>>568714403Minthara is great as a companion for a player who sided with the goblins. Her problem is that she doesn't really get any quests to make up for losing Wyll's, Karlach's, and Halsin's quests. However as far as her character is concerned she is far more interesting than Halsin. She just needed a couple unique quests for her in Act 2 and Act 3 like most of the other companions get. Jaheira at least gets a personal quest, getting Minsc and I don't mind that Minsc doesn't have a quest since he's just a easter egg companion at what's practically the end of the game. Minthara picked somewhere in Act 2 should have gotten something both Act 2 and Act 3 like Jaheira got something in Act 3. Halsin is bland. His personality is more boring than Wyll's. Halsin is not interesting at all and he doesn't really anything noteworthy going for him in Act 3. Halsin might as well just be a Withers hireling (still more interesting personalities than Halsin). Halsin could have just been a camp follower like Isobel and Aylin and we wouldn't have lost anything (though I think it would have been interesting to have Isobel or Aylin as potential companions). I think it would have been better if you did his quest and he left to go back to the grove having done what he was supposed to or chose to reside in the land to help restore it if you did the good path for Shart at the end of Act 2. He's at best a sort of half-baked gary stu self-insert for the writer. Like Eliminster, Greenwood's self insert, was just a guy who pops up to guide the PC along in BG1 and now in BG3, Halsin should have been treated the same way and not been made a companion.
>>568719582autistic newfag is even worse
>>568717707Larian had to make her playersexual and likely her writing in Act 2-3 was rushed as much of Act 3 seems to be rushed and half-finished. On top of that there is no sex referenced to fit the DEI quotas of bodytypes instead of sexes so they couldn't have truly made her into a blatant androgynist you'd expect of the Drow. You have a penis but you chose female as your "identity." How is that supposed to work out with the classic Drow culture?
>>568719582Don't bother engaging with the swine on an intellectual level. It is profoundly stupid. This is what it had to say about Gale and Mystra's relationship:>He was groomed to become a sleeping agent for Mystra>If we talk about character manipulations by deities, Mystra is worse than Shar for how she behaved with Gale.This is what it had to say about Astarion's abuse:>Being sexually abused is not the same as being used as a prostitute to attract hundreds of victims for your master.And now Minthara is a "caricature" of a female drow because she defies every imaginable stereotype and even goes so far as to renounce Lolth. That's not what the word "caricature" means, but remember, there is no language barrier.
>>568714403The answer is no duh. Both are half-assed. People give M*nthara more credit because she's a drow and drow are cool but she's still ass. Wow she hates wizards!? bro that's never been done before?? She was meant to make people do the evil route but she is ugly and 90% of people play only good. And Halsin just causes people to sperg out because he's hits on them. You can't at all discuss him here because its resorts to HE'S A SEX PEST and A SELF INSERT!Both are awful additions. Check this general for proof.
Of course she wants to take your name; Minthara was repudiated by House Baenre and no longer has any right to use it. You can say many things about Minthara, but you certainly cannot say she fails to adhere to Drow traditions and laws, in general: to me, it seems quite obvious. That is precisely why she wants to return to Menzoberranzan: to conquer her family's House as an act of vengeance and erase its name. Also, you just listed like, two things. that's not really enough to justiy your "uhh achksually" moment.>I just got accused of being the namefag and the whiner guy at the same time>You said something factually incorrect and now you're attacking the person who is simply pointing that outwell there's a 100% 50% chance your one of the two mentioned, sohey, but at least we have a proper weekend topic for discussion
>>568721434stop being a coward and reply to the person
>>568719582There are a couple persistent shitposters who do that all the time, just ignore them like any other shitposter. They don't contribute anything and actively make the thread worse on purpose. Anyone who discusses Minthara must be me, and anyone who corrects them on matters of fact like you did must be me as well. Somehow we've gotten to the point where anyone who cites the game to correct misinformation like you did is me, which I guess I'm proud of? They revel in being wrong and resent truth. No, it doesn't make sense, but that's the nature of shitposting.As you said, Minthara's romance is cute because she tells you the meaning of the word Alurlssrin, which is not present in most drow relationships. She values that you are not from her culture and are not a devious backstabber like she is used to. An important part of her relationship is that she has had to murder all her past girlfriends due to house politics, and she's so glad to finally have a normal relationship. One where she doesn't have to guard herself and can finally truly relax around her lover. A drow female caricature would not value these things, and would just subjugate you.As you said, starting a new house in your name is another thing that proves the original shitposter wrong as well. A drow female caricature would never do this.Poisoning you so you build up resistance is a small detail but an important one, because it shows she wants you to live, and is actively undermining the method that she herself used to murder her previous girlfriends. So she's making it less easy for herself to murder you as well, whilst making it less easy for others to murder you. This is a meaningful thing that is hidden in a little throwaway joke line.There are so many little neat details in Minthara's romance that they used to establish she's genuinely not like other drow and genuinely cares about you. So it's sad to see some speedreader saying she's just a caricature. Thank you for standing up to it.
>Of course I was wrong about everything, but I'm still not admitting it because I get to redefine terms such as "plagiarize" and "caricature"Genuine stupidity, not performative. You can't hide that behind a thesaurus. There is no discussion to be had with animals that cannot even acknowledge that they struggle to speak human language.
>>568714403Origins need more love. I don't care for Wyll but he needed more fleshing out. The spare companions pick rates are probably mega low for all the "effort" put into them. NO I don't want fan feedback again on the companions. Its how we got these unfinished and wimpy characters. Give me back powerhungry Gayle
>>568722363>>568719582>uses the exact same words>appears at the same time you can't help yourself, also didn't read
>>568722363>>568722412>>568721639>>568722721it feels like I'm taking crazy pills
ok so far the only reason we should keep minthara as a companion is because I quote: ''she does things that the average drow doesn't''ok? and? she has no screentime, no plot relevance nothing and she doesn't say anything if you don't romance her it's awful, yuckwhen will you retards realize that minthara is more shallow than fucking halsin? at least he has some stuff to do in act 2, I want both gone btw they bring nothing interesting to the party and wyll needs more sidequests & choices
>learning new cultures with minthara>teaching lae'zel new culturestruly the two best romancesmeanwhile its>learning to get pegged with karlach>learning to share shadowheart
>>568714403Good job for summoning thiosbald
>>568723151my bad, both minthara & halsin are trigger words around here after all
>>568723032>>learning to share shadowheartI've never seen that one. But then again... I kill everyone I don't like.
all of this autism would have been avoided if they added zevlor & alfira instead, larian should have never catered to drowtists & literal faggits
>>568723032this, and >>568724203 this. based player choice yo
>>568723825mantharafagggot is the bear spammer
>>568724791he's one of them yeah, there are at least two>>568723032>truly the two best romancesdelusional
>>568724441*nere and alfira. no one cares male drows so that would have been cool to see
>>568725112>that would have been cool to seeoh definitely, minthara is way too cliche I wouldn't have minded nere instead, maybe tie him to the spider guy in act 2 or something
>Write a sexpest that hits on you if you're mildly friendly, and flirts with the most popular romance character, whether or not she's dating Tav>Openly poly>Wants to sample you/taste you >Unironically calls himself "Daddy Halsin" in the epilogue>We know his writer also wrote Shadowheart>Wanted Halsin to do this with other companions but couldn't since those characters had their writers say noSorry, you're not dodging the self-insert and sexpest allegations. Maybe this behind-the-scenes shit could've been obscured in the 90s, but things are less opaque now. Halsin *will* be known as the annoying sexpest companion. It's a fully earned moniker, and then some. Barcus should've been a companion, he has an actual character arc.
>>568722363>They revel in being wrong and resent truth.Pretty much. Those that are afraid of beauty eventually prefer pigslop. Those that are afraid of truth eventually prefer falsehood. There is a pattern. To this day, the subhuman swine still maintains that Mystra "groomed" and "manipulated" Gale, even though the timeline and what Gale himself readily admits refute this idiotic claim. To this day, only the parasite agrees with it. >As you said, starting a new house in your name is another thing that proves the original shitposter wrong as well. A drow female caricature would never do this.No, you don't get it. Going against everything that Lolthite society stands for, including unquestioning faith in Lolth and loyalty to one's House, means that Minthara is a boring "caricature" of a drow - just like Lae'zel and Shadowheart are "caricatures" of githyanki and Sharrans. The swine would believe that apostasy is still within drow culture and just a regular power move. It's funny, because the much more reasonable angle of criticism for these characters is that they're a little too special, capable of defying their fates and goddesses when most in their places would lack the willpower. But the profoundly stupid swine is of the opposite opinion - Minthara is just a boring "caricature" of a female drow, no different from any other third or fourth daughter of any House. But there is only one Minthara.
>>568726524least obvious samefag
>>568726442>Barcus should've been a companion, he has an actual character arc.that would have been so peak, this is what I don't get, you already got characters that got act 1, 2 & 3 quests and you decide to add minthara & halsin instead? how dumb are they? Barcus, Zevlor, Alfira, Rolan & the moon lesbians could all have been companions, the work is already done just add extra voice acting and boom, everybody's happy
>>568726442respond to a post you fat coward, toadcel like weasel behavior
>>568727862can I post cropped Nyl Minthara
>>568726721Ah, an opportunity to repost this pasta. These threads are nothing if not repetitive. Every time someone mentions Minthara, Shadowheart, Karlach, Lae'zel, or even Astarion, it must be Mintharafag. Every time someone praises the beauty of elves or drow, it must be Mintharafag. Every time a post is more than four sentences long, it must be Mintharafag. Every time a Tav has short hair, it must be Mintharafag, for short hair was invented by Mintharafag. Annah and Imoen and Leliana were designed by Mintharafag. I can't stop thinking about Mintharafag and what they're currently doing. I wake up and go to sleep thinking about Mintharafag. I start BG3 playthroughs dedicated to getting Mintharafag's attention. But I am not obsessed with Mintharafag or anything.
>>568728185rate my new tav
It was kinda funny when Zevlor called me a drow, like she's a red-eyed, coal black spiderfucker.
>>568728172don't let your dreams be memesbtw how do I unlock this cutscene?
>>568728382did he kill her?
>>568729014the 2 drow at the entrance look good, its a shame its futa porn
Wyll
>>568728382>One with the Weave
>>568728382why is he fucking that man in the ass
why are the shitposters who claim to complain about the halsin porn spam posting cropped porn of another character because they don't like something someone said? the shitposters mindbroken by minthara are the worst hypocrites I have ever seen. at least the halsin spammer is making fun of something in the game, you are just mindbroken because mintharafag made you aware shart dreams of halsin even when you tried to deny it and you've been mindbroken ever since
>>568730054doing what mystra taught him
>>568730945Its time for you to spend 12 hours on swtor Mantroon. Lana would never dream without your consent
>>568730945For the reason they just got: you responded and gave them a sliver of attention even if it was just calling them stupid. It's why they follow mintharafag around to other generals and why they shitpost about halsin and minthara in the first place. some of them are mindbroken sharties still mad from years ago when they lied about shart and mintharafag proved them wrong but some of them are just shitposters in it for the sake of it.
>>568730945>>568732186words words words nobody careswe're waiting for joon fiff to win another GOTY nigga quit crying about shadowbaby, she's the most popular companion for a reason
Every problem in these threads is one or two mentally ill shartfags who hate Mintharafag because he posted proof of shart dreaming of halsin when they said it doesn't exist. Years ago. They constantly lie and slander now including the character he happens to like. For years. It's pathetic.
>attack someone with melee weapon>"Miss!">pool of blood still forms on target>attack someone with projectile>"Miss!">projectile still visually connects and explodes on targetSwen?
>>568732627bless your heart shadowheartfag I can't wait for your meltdowns next general
>>568730945i see a lot more posts about people saying sharters are mindbroken about halsin than i see any posts about people actually mindbroken about it
>>568733463Minthara's POV
>>568732186>>568732627how does it feel to be a 6'4 tranny btw
Baldur's Gate 3 became a masterpiece because Larian respected the waterfall.
>>568723825YOU CAUSED THIS
Shaddy...
>>568722770Antimintharafags have autism.
>>568732627They're not shartfags, they're /twg/ refugees who lost to thanquolfag
>>568734035I wish there was more clown makeup mods.My juggalo playthrough is forever on hold because there's just not enough options.
we're rich
>>568735147what is going on with your companions
Why couldn't I be enough for you...
>>568735383I'm playing with difficulty mods, so I needed Vegeta and Cell Jr. for the gate fight.
my wedding with Astarion: him in a lacy white dress, me in a black suit
>>568722983its not a matter of saying objective things about the game anymore,its about dialectics and trying to prove that your interlocutor is wrong by plagiarizing and twisting their words,sarcastic greentexting adn ideally while ignoring the points that count against them, creating alter egos to construct echo chambers is just the cherry on topthis, very curiously, happens every weekend for example, notice how the quoted poster never replied to "their" post, but also everyone arguing against them is a "shitposter". also, never nootice who actually use the word "shitposter" all the timeI, sometimes, change the way I type in posts, too>>568730945cropped porn is still porn, btw>>568734926bro you completely missed my point entirely
>>568736164finally a good post
Another drama playthrough idea:Romancing Astarion and making him bite Araj, then seething after the breakup and preventing his ascension by handling Cazador without him.
>>568736164>>568737616these generals desperately need the return of some astarion sister and it shows
>>568737820>pookie spam>ascended astarion seethe>chuds crying about women>period blood jokesno I'm good thanks
>>568737820
>>568738007found the chud crying about women
Please do not "plagiarize" (what the word means in the swine's mind is unclear) or twist the swine's words. When it claimed that Minthara is, and I quote, a "charicature [sic] of a drow woman," it actually meant something entirely different. And everyone who called out the moron for what it is must be the namefag, yup. No language barrier, by the way.
>>568738194quit being so cringe and you won't be the laughing stock of the community it has nothing to do with you being a fat woman
>>568737820>>568738007toadspam or pookiespam it'll be about the same qualityone posts the same images every other thread while the other brings new content but it's always astarion paired with some really cringe oc
>>568738442>laughing stockwhere is this? a dying 4chan general with 10 posters at most?oh please not like waifufags aren't also morbidly obese
>>568738810>oh please not like waifufags aren't also morbidly obeseoh I definitely agree lol
>>568732642>88% with advantageLOLMISS>55% normalSHARPSHOOTER CRIT FOR LIKE 40 DAMAGE AT LVL 6larian pls
Ignis!
Where can I find the best looking Tav twink husbandos?
>>568722363Minthara romance is not even unique compared to other romances in the game. You can like things, and be critical of them!It's not "cute" that she tries to fucking poison the character, it's a sociopathic behaviour typical of drow society. It's not "cute" she's using a word from the Eilistraee-an or however the fuck you say it, becuase the drow language doesn't have a word for "true, selfless love"Her saying she love you so much and she's getting over her family but "uhhh no actually you know what? we're gonna conquer both baldur's Gate AND Menzoberranzan, you're gonna help me jeopardize everything but your name will be on the sign of the 4 business you run so it's ok right?"Dude we got it you like bad bitches that will ruin your life, you always have and that's okbut don't come here saying the rebound romance is actually hecking cute and wholesome because she's not, she's a drow, she's a psycho and Larian made her quirky so she could "sUbVeRt oUr eXpecations" like every other character.Her class is "paladin", ffs, come on.>Minthara, pictured in a moment of genuine support for the moral growth and happiness of Shadoweart, a friend to whom she has absolutely never directed any embarrassing comments during their banter.
>>568737820I miss my sisters too…>>568738007>period blood jokesoh my sweet summer child, those weren’t jokesjust a reminder that Astarion as a vampire has heightened senseshe can immediately sense if you’re on your period nnngh
>>568738713sorry sweaty but the frog pics are new
>>568743265>oh my sweet summer child, those weren’t jokes>just a reminder that Astarion as a vampire has heightened senseshe can immediately sense if you’re on your period nnngh
>>568743265This place isn't really fun to post at anymore
>Dude we got it you like bad bitches that will ruin your lifeWhat were the words the swine used above? Oh right. "It's not a matter of saying objective things about the game anymore." Why discuss the characters when you can attack the poster or their preferences? It is defined by hypocrisy. >>568717707 was right about the pattern, but wrong about one thing - the creature is subhuman and cannot be called a "person."
>>568744103orcs, haflings, dwarves, gnomes, dragonborns in divinity
Apparently DND drow are supposed to be black (not purple like Minthara) which makes them much worse
>>568744364god I wish we'd get halflings in divinity but I feel like the manlet representation will be done by the imps & dwarves maaaaybe the goblins but the divinity goblins are pretty weird, they are SOOOO underused in bg3, I can't name a single halfling that is relevant to bg3's main quest, dwarves, dragonborns & orcs too now that I think about it>>568745075they were but they've been retconned into light purple because wizards of the coast are cowards
>>568743121Nobody said Minthara's romance is unique to the romances in the game, I said Minthara's romance is unique compared to drow females. Which was part of proving your claim that she's just a drow caricature wrong, since almost everything she does in the romance is contrary to drow female courtship. You said something flat out factually incorrect and now are doing a lot of handwringing bringing up other things and not even responding to what was actually said, which is common.You have also somehow failed to understand the point of the poisoning, even with me flat out telling you in my previous post. She does it to protect you from other drow when you visit menzoberranzan, and doing this inhibits herself from her own preferred method of murdering her spouses, which means it's truly for your benefit. She doesn't want you to die, and inconveniences herself to ensure that. She even kept it a secret until she was discovered, which means she's not even doing it for show, she was secretly ensuring your safety. There is the joke of not asking you first, so it's still a comic relief scene and doing it without asking you is supposed to be her being presumptuous and it's played in a humorous manner, but fundamentally this scene is actually meaningful in that she's not manipulating you or lying to you about your overall relationship or whether she loves you like a sociopath would, she does care about you. You have also failed to understand her intentions with you. She does not want to ruin your life like someone like Camelia or Jaethal do, she wants you to be the best version of yourself and claim the throne of Baldur's Gate or Menzoberanzan. She wants a strong or smart and capable spouse to conquer with. She's not acting against you or ruining your life. She even encourages Durge to ditch Baal because it's freedom.You're also wrong about her plans. She actually doesn't care about her family in the BG ending, you rule the city together. Menzo is a diff option.
at least he's sperging out about his "waifu" instead of Shart for once
>>568745686mucho texto
>minthara poisoning tav without their consent is perfectly fine and means she care for you>shadowheart being ok with polygamy is wrong, out of character and her author is a sociopath that should be fired from larian studios and never be allowed to write a character in divinity, he ruined bg3 actually even though he's an award winning writer that wrote the most popular & beloved bg3 character
>>568746482>>he's an award winning writer that wrote the most popular & beloved bg3 characterHe also wrote Halsin
>>568743985everything here is doomed to decay, only love for pookie is eternal
>>568746482>>shadowheart being ok with polygamy is wrongyou're right, its perfectly in character
>>568746482please god let John write his next fav waifu
>>568746482Actually, there is a scene early in Minthara's romance where she says there is poison on her lips and to kiss her, and you can say yes or no. There is an additional similar scene where you randomly get poisoned after kissing her too many times through the dialogue option to do so. You have already consented to being poisoned if you are in the later stages of pursuing Minthara's romance.Part of the problme with Shart is that she explicitly says she's "not the third wheel type" in act 2, and then in act 3 if you simply ask her her thoughts on having sex with Halsin, she will reveals that she's actually already been daydreaming about it for an extended period of time. Not just agrees or acquiesces, she says that she has already been actively daydreaming about it or an extended period of time before you brought up the topic.So yes actually, they are fundamentally different. With Minthara, the player has already clicked on a dialogue option that says they're ok with being poisoned, and the game does have a scene where it establishes that she's doing it for your benefit. Whereas with Shart, it feels like a contradiction to one of her previous lines, because it factually is a direct contradiction that's why it feels that way.I also find if humorous that you are once again lying about the situation. Shart is not "ok with it". She doesn't merely acquiesce or say ok. She actually goes a step further and tells you that she's actually already been daydreaming about it before you even brought it up, and you bringing it up is her chance to tell you that she's already been daydreaming about it without you asking. I just find it so funny that you just can't help yourself from misrepresenting what she actually says by using downplaying word choice.
>>568747083then why are you crying about it? minthara can literally poison the player by kissing them by the way and they can lose HP from it, she's a psycho that will kill your kid if they're a boy, worst romance by a mile>>568747309babe I'm not reading that go samefag and pretend that I'm agreeing with you
>>568747309>She actually goes a step further and tells you that she's actually already been daydreaming about it before you even brought it upcorrect as usual
>has difficulty readingno wonder he has incorrect impressions of the characters
>>568747309YES SHART MELTY
>>568747309why aren't you playing swtor, overwatch or goon ascenedant? I need you go away
>>568747309Why do you bother? Everything you're saying is true and you've said it all a dozen times but they will say the same thing again next week for the same cycle. They do this for attention. Then they wonder why no one posts here anymore. It's just baiting and shitposting
this is so funny though LMAO what do you mean having an optional romance is psycho behavior but poisoning your partner isn't?oh /bgg/ and your madonna whore complex, never change
>>568748407mantroon pride and lying is a sin, aren't you some weird tradcuck
I also think it's bad writing that Shart says she's not the third wheel type in act 2 and then tells you about her dreaming of halsin in act 3. Are you going to accuse me of being the namefag too? He's right.
I do really need sex with Lae'zel, though.
>>568748407>>568747309>>568749251Open your steam comments I want to call you a fat tranny incel on there
>question of the day about the companion roster>it devolves into cuck & polygamy discourse once againhmmm oh well bg3 fans amirite? joon fiff will give us more things to talk about, I'd kill for good bg3 mods too but all we got are ugly outfits
>>568746684best rpg character of all time
>>568749251>I also think it's bad writing that Shart says she's not the third wheel type in act 2 and then tells you about her dreaming of halsin in act 3.why are we ignoring her being fine with hooking up the companion and someone else in act 1 ''but not tonight''? that's all halsin is a hook up just like the hookers, that's definitely in character for an ex sharran that doesn't take sex seriously, that's not a retcon she's just slutty like that, whether you're fine with that or not has nothing to do with her characterization
>>568749251A character directly contradicting herself is bad writing, and I find is so funny that this shitposter will leap at anyone who says this true and generally accepted criticism just because I happened to also say it and he's obsessed.Shar't characterization factually has a direct internal contradiction regarding her feelings on group sex. It's really simple. You don't have to lash out at anyone who points this out just because you have some other weird obsession with a certain user. It's gotten worse over time too, this thread alone he's been wrong several times calling people me over and over. I would say it's funny but he's been doing it for years.It's also funny that it doesn't matter what the topic is. If she had said she likes grapes in act 1 and then in act 2 she had a scene where she hates grapes, it would be the same criticism. It just *happens* to be about her lusting after Halsin, so people get emotionally worked up, which doesn't help the situation, and blinds them from what is actually a pretty simple criticism about writing.
>>568750029aww you still haven't gotten over Jenny how sweet
oh yeah they also post dead characters I forgot about that. they post cropped porn and dead characters and then complain about other people. they really are the worst posters here
>>568750334why don't you seethe when its dead Karlach or Astarion? hmmm?
>>568750029>Shar't characterization factually has a direct internal contradiction regarding her feelings on group sex.no she does not as proven here ---> https://youtu.be/Fet_o0kg1Ok?si=F68bmxLhgCJbHyEz&t=115she has always been fine with hook ups, she doesn't want to play THIRD WHEELboth can be true but you're gonna ignore this video again because you're still mad about shadowheart not fitting what you think women should act like or something
>early access screenshotmakes you think every time doesn't it
>arguing with himselfhe never changes
>>568750797yeah it makes me think that you don't play bg3, that dialogue branch is still there
>>568750854nobody reads his wordslop, no shit
>>568704252Why is every bit of armor/clothing I see from this game either some BDSM level stuff or something I'd see at a LARP weekend event? It's genuinely off putting.
>>568752131the devs are weird gooners
>>568748407>Then they wonder why no one posts here anymore.The parasite doesn't wonder that. It is part of its goal. The destruction of this general as a place to discuss Baldur's Gate has always been its explicit intent. This is why it creates shitty threads that advertise Larian's Next Game and remove the Minthara question from the OP (1). This is why it spams its namefag-obsessed pasta in every thread - a habit that formed after it got mindbroken by Mintharafag (2) - along with the usual worthless personal attacks, signaling that such low-quality shitposting will not be removed. This is why it has overtly and repeatedly signaled that it is not genuinely interested in talking about the actual game - only the what-ifs and the what could have been (3). This is why it keeps repeating this June 5th date, like a promised day of extended off-topic shitposting it will unleash on the thread. We didn't run out of things to discuss or disagree about. But we are running out of good-faith posters who are willing to deal with that harmful parasite.(1) https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/search/subject/bgg/text/-minthara/start/2026-01-01/(2) https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/553545974/#553732537(3) https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/568119072/#568134203
>>568750334It's funny that this post >>543134019 from october already points out posting dead woman gore and shit, and they're still doing it. Absolute mental illness. I was looking for a post where I said "don't judge all Shart fans by the actions of one mentally ill gremlin here" and the post where I said that is also reacting to him posting dead woman gore. It's wild.>>568750587That hasn't been in any of my playthroughs. Can you find it on the current patch and post that instead of a patch 5 of early access video?But as for the point you're trying to make, I will do it for you, there are other examples of her being flippant about relationships. She and Astarion discuss if they have a lover waiting for them back in the city, and she says no because she prefers short term arrangements anyway. She also kissed the gnome back in the cloister, and says the acolytes experimented with each other. So general attitude of not taking relationships seriously was already present in the game. This has already been considered and discussed. A person who doesn't take relationships seriously is fine, and that's part of her act1 characterization, but her act 2 characterization when you're actually taking steps in the relationship are set up in such a way that doesn't flavor the relationship, you are taking it slow, she does wait to have sex, she stops being flip about relationships. The writers were obviously setting up that type of relationship, and the fact that she was promiscuous in the past is just because she was in the cloister.Then they contradict what they were setting up in act 2 by having her bluntly say she's actually been daydreaming about having sex with Halsin for an extended period of time while dating you. It does feel like a contradiction.You can also drop the adhom. There are characters that are literal prostitutes in other stories or games that have good romance stories. It has nothing to do with external expectations or how you think people should act.
>>568752131The game actually lampshades this.>Karlach: So githyanki undergarments. Very fashionable.>Lae'zel: The under-harnesses are often used for strapping oneself onto a red dragon.>Karlach: Fashion and function. You lot really have it all figured out.
>>568714403>Was Larian right to turn minthara & halsin into companions?Minthara yes, h*lsin no.>Would you rather have them pick other characters or straight up not add two extra companions and give the origins more love?We needed a bard, not another fucking druid.Origin characters you can play is a dogshit concept that should be fridged. 90% of the players never play as a companion. Put that dev time into more meaningful shit.>Do you want npcs that the fanbase enjoy to be made recruitable after divinity's early access since larian got more experience & workforce after bg3?FUCK NO. r*ddit trannies got us h*lsin dont expect them to magically get better taste.
I'm gonna do itI'm going to truly commit to the Dread Overlord run
>>568753028oh my god words words words AGAINfine I'll humor your fat ass :)>That hasn't been in any of my playthroughs. well it was in mine all you have to do is promise another romance that you'll have a date with them and then have approval high enough for shadowheart to flirt with you >But as for the point you're trying to make,cute let's ignore your wordslop then![...]>Then they contradict what they were setting up in act 2 by having her bluntly say she's actually been daydreaming about having sex with Halsin for an extended period of time while dating you. It does feel like a contradiction.it does not, you're taking her to a brothel and about to have an orgy, she's polygamous just like halsin so they don't think it's an issue boohoo, you got cucked get over it>You can also drop the adhom.hmmm nyo :3 you're a cockroach, I mean it a big ugly waste of space cucked by a bag of pixels
>>568753028Good post
>>568750006preach, sis!
>>568753028
>>568754801Good post
>>568753028>dead woman gorelmao how wimpy are you, its fucking bg3 screenshots. I never you people bitch about decapitated Karlach. Your nasty lapdop aka you used to post real gore
Additionally, don't forget in act two she has multiple scenes where she reveals she's never had an actual relationship before, like when she doesn't know what to say when you give her a gift in Grymforge. The character is someone who acts like relationships don't matter due to what she was taught by the Sharrans but secretly loves it the second she's actually in one. This is supported in act2 with the flower and looking to you to decide what to do with Aylin. The early stages of your relationship are her actually being rather fond of it all and taking a slow approach. She acts like the Sharran with no attachments, but her inner feelings and her behavior as soon as she gets the chance directly contradict that, just like in act 3 with the overall rejection of Sharrans in general. This is all good and well written, and the contradiction between what the Sharrans tried to make her vs her actual true feelings is core to her character.But suddenly saying "yeah I'm way ahead of you, I've already been daydreaming about fucking him for an extended period of time" does contradict the secretly fond on real relationships girl who discovered the Sharrans spurring relationships is not what she actually likes and she likes taking things slow and real with you.Whichn is what it comes down to, the contradiction in question. Her relationship in later act 1 and act 2 is about discovering that she actually likes taking it slow and having a real relationship with gifts and dates and being cute together, and then suddenly she says this crass and promiscuous thing where she's actually been daydreaming about sex with your mutual friend in the party. It is incongruous. The fake her spurns relationships, the real her actually likes them, and then the random act 3 she lusts for someone else.
>>568753028>>568754965Oh yeah your character and husbando are men, there are no way dead women here
I want to have wild, magical sex with Neera
>decapitated kalrachcrickets>staked astarioncrickets>dead shart in her undiescrickets>ashpile wyllcrickets>gale's handcrickets>dead manthara/toadAIEEE THERE'S A PSYCHOPATH AMONG US. I AM SHAKING AND CRYING
>>568754965>he's still crying about itjohn corcoran owns your bussy get over it, she has a polygamous path, all the companions were supposed to have one but they ran out of time, that's not out of character especially in a DND game you still got cucked btw
Mintharafag is right. The people saying she was always slutty don't understand the character. She desires a real relationship where you take it slow and are serious, but was taught not to want that by the sharrans so says what she says early on. Suddenly being a slut again contradicts how the relationship was forming prior to that.
>>568755903how much ai porn did you make of her
>>568755903>Mintharafag is right. I agree believe it or not > The only thing you have to avoid is....drumroll......YOU initiating a polyamorous relationship.
>>568754965it shows most when you read her mind after you subtly flirt in act 1 and you find out she's serious, but is also bit embarrassed under her facade, so you get the option to back off and take it slower.Basically she is down to fuck but can't help feeling embarrassed this time because she actually likes the person. I don't think it contradicts her liking casual sex. It just means something different.
>>568754801
hes going to do this all night, good job
retards can have melties as much as they want, but we got >>568750797cute slapping frogs up in this bitch
>>568757383he's so easy to trigger lmao
>>568755348There was a shitposter spamming dead women a year ago. It is the same that is spamming dead women (>>568750219, >>568754801) now. That's what Mintharafag was referring to. If there were a shitposter spamming dead male companions, it would also be in poor taste, but we're not dealing with hypotheticals here. When your worthless, dishonest kind starts to be proven wrong - which is pretty much immediately - you start to fabricate some kind of false narrative to attack the namefag's character and defend the behavior of a fellow shitposter. We don't need a subhuman like you to lecture anyone about what is acceptable or crossing the line. We've seen what your kind has to say about Gale or Astarion. Those that care little about the characters ("bags of pixels") do have an easier time joking about their sexual abuse or killing them and posing them like hunting trophies. You could say there is a pattern.
>>568759185I'm just going to post this here. And remind everyone how much of a schizo you are.https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/513850012/#q513851614
>>568759185remember when you posted pig gore
>>568759750this is unironically minthara's canon ending, there's no way she'll show up in the bg3
WHAT IN THE FUCK ARE YOU FAGGOTS DOING
>>568759869 we're waiting for larian to drop some news, I'm also waiting for bg3 mods that add companions but none of them have been finished so far
>>568759838the bg3? you mean bg4
Holy shit. I just started honour mode. Got to the Goblin fight. Wyll dies... First time I've ever seen that happen.
>>568760068oops I meant the bg3 show
>>568760138lmao
>>568760138..........wyll
>>568760317He died the first round too... It's a good think you can revive with a scroll after the battle... I really want that rapier for the traveler chest.
>>568760138lol welcome to honor mode. get ready to push a huge motherfucker into a pit only to see him plot armor teleport beside you like 'heehee'
>>568760640THE BLADE
Would you purchase BG3 if it costed $199.99
>>568722363>https://youtu.be/AayfyQLJSAY?si=9axiNR4Smb0PDdcVCause I been dreaming about you, ooohI've been wishing I was next to you, ooohI've been dreaming of us, ooohI've been thinking this is not a need or a mustI've been dreaming of usI know sometimes I make you feel insaneSorry that's just how I play this stupid gameI can't act like a child and disobeyAll that you want from me and that you sayI'm sorry baby, please puppy>>568761745no what kind of question is that lmao
>>568761745no I would have pirated it
>>568761745>purchasewhat is this, "purchase," istik? gith take what they want
>>568762203>Lae'zel enjoyer seized the game on the high seasUnbelievably BASED.
if you pirate bg3 you're not allowed to call other games slop you're part of the problem
>>568759750That never happened. I do remember already addressing the accusation back then.https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/513223653/#513234791>What could possibly be the point of posting gore in the pursuit of exposing a less-than-human poster that lacks basic decency?That question still stands, by the way. The falseflagger is not intelligent. It may even believe that simply typing "Mintharafag" in the name field would be enough to frame the namefag for anything it wants.
>>568763005you're such a joke I feel bad for you
>>568761962>no what kind of question is that lmaoits how much we have to pay for it in Brazil and then you wonder why so much piracy
>>568763005yeah you posted pig gore, you stopped because it got you banned
>>568762912holy bootlick batman
>>568760138Wyll died in one of my playthroughs too. He jumped down and ran over to the middle of the fight and just got killed from full to dead in the same turn before I could heal him. The goblin leader has multiattack in that fight.Honor mode really is the most fun way to play though, this sort of random event that you can't reload ends up being fun after you've played normally a few times. The combination of harder enemies and not being able to load is good for the game. It's also how you get the enemy boss legendary actions, which is the proper way to do crpg difficulty: actual new behaviors, abilities, and items. Many crpg, even the other good/popular ones like WotR, just inflate numbers as you increase difficulty, which is so boring after bg3 doing it the right way. There are lots of things to praise in bg3, but honor mode being actual new stuff instead of stat inflation is actually meaningful and nice if you've played a lot of crpg.>>568761745Yes. I've spent more than that on games that were far less good, and I played for far less time too. Videogames are actually a pretty economical hobby since when you buy a game, especially a multiplayer game, you can enjoy it forever.A dinner and drinks can easily be 200usd, and there's no guarantee you even like the person, for example. Meanwhile bg3 has given me thousands of hours of enjoyment, including multiplayer with friends, which is priceless.
>>568763396go away no one likes you here
>>568763232yeah that fucking sucks, didn't steam try to fix regional prices? bg3 is on gog without DRM so it's pretty easy to find a torrent version if you wanna pirate it the devs dont mind
>>568763592baste Swen making cr4x
>>568763592You can pretty much just run BG3 without DRM on steam. The BG3_dx11 and vulcan .exe's in the bin folder do that for you. It's only the launcher in the main folder that launches steam.
>>568761745Pretty much this.>>568763396I'm glad that whole '$1 per hour' idea for game pricing never caught on. I'd be paying 4 figures for BG3.
>>568765578you don't have to samefag all your posts
>>568766384Get a hold of yourself, anon.
>>568766759he's right you're pathetic
>>568767251you don't have to samefag all your posts
>>568766759yes me, all your paragraphs are ALWAYS correct
>>568767743so lame
>>568768892she has gnomes babies
Where is Halsin? He promised me a mate
Every time I try to play a Sorc, I'm reminded how much I fucking HATE how often they have to rest to be at their peakI'd rather play a Wizard or even a WarlockAnyway I freed the spiders and they killed everyone around Glut and then I killed Ragzlin so I guess I'll kill Minthara?
Lae'zel is love.Lae'zel is life.Lae'zel a miracle of the universe.Lae'zel might've done some things wrong, but she's still a beautiful person inside and out.
>>568773079Funny you bring her up
>>568773079cute frog
This fight really is not going well for meMinthara having Aura of Protection fucks up a lot of my gameplayI'm respeccing to Sorc after I get Halsin out dawg this class fucking blows unless you spam long rests
A tragedy
>>568776905based ! check this out >>568763396
>>568777927he banned me for porn for posting this once
don't feel bad. angry jeets ban me all the time for laughing at them and calling them jeets. you can smell them through the internet
>>568778085I don't see how, there's no explicit imagery shown
>>568780767he got mad that his waifu isn't a lesbian
>>568781257I see
>female dragonborns have no tits but a big assFine by me
>>568777927Best scene in the game
>>568760640My only Wyll death in gate fight happened like this:>Goblin archer gets initiative before Zevlor blows the horn>Goblin archer shoots Wyll>Critical Hit!>2d6+2 + 2d6 (Fury of the Small) = 20 damage>Wyll fell to a lethal blow
>>568784212Sorry but I'm gonna need both
>>568760138>>568760640>>568785659Reminder the only reason Wyll has a cutscene jump is because he occasionally used to jump down, fall prone, and die instantly from being swarmedThen they added a workaround of giving him a feather fall scroll>but that ate his BA so he couldn't jump down same turn
We really are dead, aren't we?
>>568747309>Actually, there is a scene early in Minthara's romance where she says there is poison on her lips and to kiss her, and you can say yes or noI tried to look it up but I only found scenes where she poisons you first, then you can express discomfort afterward. She doesn't ask for consent beforehand, but she does stop poisoning her kisses if you get mad about it. I found another dialog path but it was similar. It occurs after the kiss. Can you post the one where she asks beforehand?This doesn't address the issue of her poisoning you while you sleep however, which she admits to Gale in a banter.The Shadowheart thing doesn't necessarily seem like a contradiction. Halsin is supposed to be a third wheel or an add-on to an orgy in a brothel. In Act 2, she's competing to be your primary romance partner. Halsin is never your primary unless you romance him solo. That being said, the brothel lines are the exact same if you're romancing Halsin as a third already. It could be that Larian was just too lazy to create two different lines for poly Halsin versus simple orgy add-on Halsin. That also explains the disapproval. It's pretty rude to kick Halsin out if you're romancing him, but there probably shouldn't be a disapproval if you're not.
>>568789692Well yeah, you are. I personally tried to participate and post stuff from my own run, but there is zero discussion, only some schizo obsessed with Halsin, or random incomprehensible posts.Nothing in those threads makes them appealing if you genuinely want to discuss the game. So fuck it. This is probably my last post desu, I'm done
non-pro-tip if you're getting into sculpting heads for BG3 in Blender: Fucking avoid touching the default eyes or mouths unless you really know what you're doing
Huge mod just dropped https://www.nexusmods.com/baldursgate3/mods/23115?tab=description
>>568789692larian moved we can only talk about emperor and wyll for so long, this is why I'm so excited for their next game
>>568792307moved on*
>>568754965I was going to say basically the same thing. Her bravado about how she doesn't do relationships in act 1 is obviously fake as you learn later during her romance. funny to see people using that to say she is slutty for real and her halsin lust makes sense. people have lost their minds
>>568793018>Her bravado about how she doesn't do relationships in act 1 is obviously fake as you learn later during her romance.??
>>568792307I got 0 interest in any other Larian game desuJust wanna play bg3 over and over for a couple thousand more hours.
https://youtu.be/I37l6C7UB5w?si=ojg0zSQOwaoF7dL9
>>568793226Doc...Is it time for the daily dose?
>>568798112There's a reason his daily dose is 20 supply
I don't even help Shadowheart escape the nautiloid anymoreI stand and watch her pound on the pod, and I say outloud "You know what you did." Then I turn and leave.Halsin? Dies in the goblin cages. And then I restart. I have done this around 30 times now.I will never forget what you took from me Halsin.
kek
why are the half-elf faces so much more attractive than the rest
>>568808134Because Larian made the other races' faces ugly.
Shart is lezzing out over Karlach again...
>>568808880john cooked
>>568808880That's because she doesn't know what a penis feels like yet. In Act 3 she will discover
>>568714976>wyll development timeWhat development time?
>>568808880They also blatantly flirt throughout act 1. It stops in act 3 though because Halsin enters the fray.
>>568746482>>568747083The weird part is I remember that if *you* want to sleep with the Drow twins, Shadowheart disapproves of that if you're in a relationship with her. Honestly everything about Halsin is just weird, between the bear sex and the polyamory it feels like someone on the writing team had a fetish
>>568810183>it feels like someone on the writing team had a fetishsomeone on the writing team? bro literally every single larian writer inject their fetish into their character just look at the way gale or laezel flirt with tav, it's soooo gross, larian have no idea how to give characters sex appeal aside of their design
>>568808880canon btw
>>568793226You'll change your mind when you see it, anon.
>>568810813I kill both
canon btw
>>568811019Lord Swen...
>>568811019He better have reigned in the c*ck writers this time.
>>568811691never gonna happen, they're gonna double down on all the freaky shit & gore, they really want their games to have game of throne vibes
Divinity gameplay
>>568812026Then there better be incest and pregnancy as well.
>there better be incest
>>568812418What could have been...This is why i will never play as d*rge.
>>568812026>Game of Thrones had genuinely great writing and characters in seasons 1-4>All anyone remembers it for its "tits incest dragon gore"D&D should be tried at The Hague
>>568777927NOOO HE GOT YOU
>>568815175https://www.twitch.tv/shroud/clip/SuccessfulEndearingPidgeonPunchTrees-46KXLAMeuS9kpp5Qfun fact: it's the most popular bg3 clip on twitch
>>568815354nametranny can't stand that manthara sucks cock and is not a pure lesbian
Who's ready for freaky-deaky elves in Divinity?
https://youtu.be/VN8vqzjSq-s?si=rzmWGfUQFFlCcAdiBG3 is fucking SAVED>>568815870I'm super hyped, I love the divinity elves and I hope that we'll get a flashback whenever we chomp on human meat, the shadowheart & dark urge flashbacks were amazing in bg3 we need more of those in divinity
>200k views in 2 weekspeople still care about this game let me tell you that muchI feel like if divinity's reception ends up as positive as bg3, larian studios will become the new bioware/bethesda to the greater public
>>568816660>Larian studios will become the new bioware/bethesda to the greater publicIt already is THE RPG studio for most people now (myself included).And yeah, the game still gets crazy engagement. A gaming website said as much in an article - something about BG3 stories still getting dependable traction and clickthrough. I think it was TheGamer.com.It's funny scrolling through these sites' Instagram or Twitter - you'll see 40 likes, 80 likes, a story about a new game getting 200 likes. And then seeing a BG3 article getting 2K likes.
>>568816660Case in point. All the other articles around it have a few hundred likes, with a couple sitting at 4-5K likes.
>>568816660>comments include some alleged females and homosexuals who want to romance the lizard because Astarion is not abusive enough
>>568817653default dark urge got TONS of female fans, you can tell by the amount of fanarts of him boning astarion & gale
>>568791745I am interested in your run, please post more of your beefy druid dude.
>>568791745based, I am waiting for this general to die
>>568818865what is going on here?
>>568791745apathy is death
>look into sharts eyes>lean in for the kiss>mid-kiss she knees you in the balls>"that didn't hurt did it?"
>>568819476
>>568819168Halsin and Minthara sharing the same tent lot at camp, and the game having a seizureI don't know if they even patched this, i hope so
>>568714403the fact that there's no option for me to kill aylin and romance isobel is a tragedy worse than the holocaust
>>568819675they made it where Halsin walks around camp while Minthara has the tent now
>>568820187Sheeeesh, alrighty thenits funnier the way it used to be, anyway
>>568820179this is what white haired selunite half-elves do to a man.
>>568819675kek BONE
>>568815870they are very ugly i hope theres cute Human girl romance option instead
>>568821264i still would
>>568821264
>>568821264sex0
>>568821264The gith would be considered ugly, but we still got this.
>>568823197>tfw no non-lore accurate Githyanki gf
>>568823770regular laezel doesn't look like a lore accurate githyanki either, they're supposed to be tall and lanky
lae'zel is the perfect woman
>>568823670hes just like us
>>568824071Do you think the other Githyanki bullied her for being short
>>568823670King.
>>568825423she shanked her cousin and cut their tongue when she was a child you tell me
>>568791745No one will miss your ugly pigslop and modded Shadowheart. All of the attention you ever received here was performative, from bad-faith actors recognizing in you another useful idiot to normalize pigslop.https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/566331017/#566490067You want to post this garbage and call that "participation"? Good fucking riddance. At least the swine got to post more of its slop in reaction to your goodbye post. But don't worry, you meant a lot to your kind.
of course HE shows up the second people start having fun talking about bg3 & divinity
>>568825845remember when you posted real pig gore, I do https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/513850012/#q513851614
Does anybody know if using flesh to gold on Aylin breaks the game? I wanted to use it on Mizora but apparently they patched that.
>>568826327what a psycho
>>568823770Lot of pretty gith in the game though.
>>568826327See >>568763005.>>568812026>>568812067>>568815870>>568816042>>568821264 Worthless off-topic garbage. Consider talking about Baldur's Gate in the Baldur's Gate general instead of being parasites, slowly sucking the lifeblood of your host! Even the swine is more on topic than your garbage, which should be a red flag! Question of the day - is it acceptable to joke about Astarion's sexual abuse just because he is a man?
>>568827080You know, this bit was kind of funny for the first 6 months but 3 years later I'm starting to think you have actual schizophreniaAnyway, I got Halsin + level 5 just to go kill solo Priestess Glut, which seems like overkill
>>568827080
>>568827080you would post pig gore alot until you got banned for it. I remember
>damn where'd all my followers go
>https://youtu.be/oU65LgLe_Zs?si=xkoqg1Vvb_H2988q&t=35She said she wanna screw JuiceHer boyfriend like, "Screw Juice"Hit her with the ooh-la-laThen hit him with the doom-doomEveryday my heart racin', Lamborghini, shit on vroom-vroom
>>568827375I want to play dragonborn, but I can't romance anyone if I do, so the run feels hollow.Maybe I'll suck it up and remake that giant barb lizard I hate.
>>568826516She even mentions that she likes fantasy stories such as Sixth Arm of Tu'narath, Voidseekers and Myth and Gith.
Sex with the Dream Guardian
>>568812418Sarevok wanted this to happen btweven if you're a fem durge
>>568830056Would the game have been better if the dream guardian was a real girl you could fuck instead of a squid you could fuck?
>>568830289It was infinitely better when the dream visitor was a scantily clad seductress trying to get you to use the tadpole
>>568827502Yes, you've said that already. And you dodged answering the question - again.>What could possibly be the point of posting gore in the pursuit of exposing a less-than-human poster that lacks basic decency?It's not even that I'm interested in trying to clear my (anonymous) name a year later. I've never tried projecting the image of a model poster. But if you're going to accuse me of posting gore, presumably to call my integrity into question, I think that warrants pushing back. Joking about Astarion's sexual abuse and doubling down on it is still subhuman swine behavior, by the way. It's not about he said, she said. It's about the lines we draw in the sand and those that gloat about crossing them.>>568827242Nearly three years is a long time to keep a "bit" or "gimmick" going. Maybe at some point we should assume that consistent behavior reveals something about the poster. For example, I don't assume that the dragonfreak Dark Urge x Shadowheart poster is just another "bit."
>>568830289>would bg3 be better if emperor never existed and you didn't waste half an hour designing catfishYES, emperor is garbage
>>568823197well-dressedfrog
>>568830585I can find more of your posts if you want. I wonder why you stopped gore posting?
>>568830289yeah. what are you, gay?
>>568830585>Nearly three years is a long time to keep a "bit" or "gimmick" goingYes that's why I said you have schizophrenia, do try to keep up
Question of the day: What kind of platonic camp events with your companions would you have liked to see in bg3? Are you excited for Divinity adding these kind of events in the game after people complained to larian about the meat & potatos of bg3 characters' characterization being mostly found in their romance Discuss.
The Frog>>568832048>What kind of platonic camp events with your companions would you have liked to see in bg3? Just more casual party banter would be nice. The Pathfinder games have new party banter basically every time you rest, even if it's only a few sentences between companions. Really helps inform and flesh out their characters.>after people complained to larian about the meat & potatos of bg3 characters' characterization being mostly found in their romance This is news to me, but frankly I'm excited for very little of what Larian might listen to from BG3 fans. Post-release, them "listening to fans" only served to dull the edges of the companions and make them safe and palatable. Can you even imagine a BG3 fan's reaction to your companions being able to betray you at several crucial moments in DoS2?
>>568832485spelljammer captain frog
>>568831169You can keep dodging answering a straightforward question, sure. That'd make it the third time in this thread alone. And I can keep reminding you that it's not about personal reputation (let alone in a dying general), but values - what is called into question when Mintharafag or someone else calls out a shitposter posting dead women (>>568750219, >>568754801). Is that behavior inoffensive to you? Maybe, like the parasite, you believe it is harmless shitposting since characters are merely "bags of pixels.">>568831374What's schizophrenic about my behavior, exactly? Be precise. We have to be, lest we start calling concepts their opposites. Does caring about words and their meanings also fall under "schizophrenia"? I think Astarion was sexually abused. I think that's the reason he dissociates in the brothel. Is that something we can agree on, or will you also call that "schizophrenia"?
>>568832485>>568832048oh my god we definitely needed more betrayals, like we got the whole tadpole & absolute thing going on and not a single companion tries to fuck you over? not even astarion? at least lock it behind low approval or behind choices we made the previous act and make them hold a grudge, imagine shadowheart messing with the gith tadpole extractor while laezel is using it if the player sided too much with frog in act 1, or gale slurping karlach's heart if you don't help him in act 1, so many possibilities and we didn't get any of that, you can't market a game as a video game game of thrones if you don't let characters have agency and think of themselves first if the player is a dick
>>568819675You'd like that wouldn't you.
>>568832926https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/513223653/#q513232397
>>568832926
Do not engage with the whiner, he just..well, whines. And that's the on topic, non ban evading part. "It's what it has to offer", or some deflecting, projecting hypocrite shit like that>>568829839Holy haircuts, INCREDIBLY based.>>568830056>he doesn't knowand if you know, sex with your dream guardian>>568832048Interaction between companions - actual lines of dialogue exchanged between them - occurs only during specific scripted cutscenes involving particular characters, or is triggered solely by incidental dialogue such as banter. They rarely talk to each other, they often just react to what is happening.It is incredible to think that Astarion and Minsc would never speak to one another, or that neither of them ever steps out of their tent to converse with the others. If I don't bring them along, some characters spend weeks at camp without ever exchanging a word. Gale boasts about being a great chef, yet I’ve never once seen him near the campfire.Personally, I bring everyone along using a "Party Limit Remover" mod, specifically for this reason; I dislike how often the game feels entirely centered around Tav or Durge, and whomever they happen to grace with their presence.>Are you excited for Divinitydont make me tap on the sign man
>>568833606dangan in my ... /bgg/..?
>Do not engage with the whiner - instead just engage with the parasite feigning interest in BG3 in order to talk about Larian's Next GameWorthless shitposters stick with each other. And the thread is saved.>>568833338Why do you keep dodging answering straightforward questions?>What could possibly be the point of posting gore in the pursuit of exposing a less-than-human poster that lacks basic decency?>Is posting dead women inoffensive to you?The second is a softball. Just answer yes or no. Although the absence of an answer is already an answer.
>>568833195Gale isn't a murderhobo, he's about 100x more likely to try to pickpocket magic items than to randomly attack Karlach when he's starved.And it's not even sure infernal stuff counts for feeding the orb, although it would be funny if he tried to charge and eat Mizora when she comes to your camp.
>>568833938pic related>>568834249>although it would be funny if he tried to charge and eat Mizora when she comes to your camp.LMAO
>>568834249>And it's not even sure infernal stuff counts for feeding the orbMagic is magic, bro, this isn't some chinese wuxia system where the six elements all have different properties
>>568834551It has to feed on the Weave iirc and not every plane in DnD has the weave since it's the foundation of magic in FR specifically.
>>568834060Worthless shitposter you the gore spammer ahaha
>>568834971Why not simply accuse me of also being the shitposter spamming dead female companions? Maybe I've been praising the female companions for years only to cover up how little I care about them. Maybe you don't even view posting dead women as shitposting, since they are, after all, only "bags of pixels." Maybe your worthless kind stands for nothing. Maybe that's all you have to offer.
>>568837316also a tranny, awful combination
Theres pages of this and I still wonder why people seriously respond to it.
Should I romance Karlach or Shart?
Divinity has more male companions, Swen told me. Less elves.
>>568839841>abs completely hiddenHehFats can't even conceive of a world where people have abs when leaning
>>568839940would you rather get pegged or cucked?
>>568839940humm what are they doing?
>>568840636humm nyoo, they made sure to give us an even amount of male & female companions in bg3, maybe if we finally get the greatly craved larian femboy companion
>>568838181There are also pages of the parasite shitting on BG3 and the companions, yet you still choose to engage with its performative "questions of the day." Gee, I guess BG3 could indeed have used a little more banter, a little more interactivity, a little more of the good stuff, you know? I guess BG3 could have been a little better without the non-character and the sex pest wasting valuable resources. That's good talk. Maybe we could keep the "bit" of talking about the game a little longer, instead of lamenting the what-ifs, the what could have been, the perfect game that never was. But I get it - nearly three years is a long time to remain invested in a story or its characters, and the mind starts to wander... Instead of wasting more time on the Astarion and Shadowheart we got, let's talk about the Astarion and Shadowheart who could betray you if you didn't meet some specific requirements. Instead of tenuous allies building trust, let's talk about the much more interesting chronic backstabbers. Grown-ups understand that treachery and betrayal are much more mature than trust.
>>568839940If you choose Karlach she will become old and ugly quickly. On the other hand Shadowheart remains looking like a teenager throughout your whole life due to her High Elf blood
>>568841829Maybe the infernal engine keeps her young and spirited.Also if you're an elf shart will also grow old and wrinkly long before you.
>>568841829>remains looking like a teenager throughout your whole life due to her High Elf blood>teenagerwhy are you guys like this?
>>568840780aww I love Dadstarion
>>568841829>Shadowheart remains looking like a teenager>remainsUh huh
Baldur's Gate 3 is known for its rich and branching paths of dialogue which make runs with different companions feel uni-
>>568841823grown ups like to see animals being slaughtered on Mongolian basketweaving forums
>>568843283you don't have to reply to every single one of his shitposts just let him cry to the void
>>568843250>shadowheart just being a cunt and mimicking lae'zel
>>568843586but I want him to write giant paragraphs nobody reads
>>568844473holy based
>>568839940
They're cute
>>568845407>I'm not sure I know what to sayShaddy have you SEEN the rest of the romances?
>>568844473You read the last sentence at least. You should be proud of yourself. Reading is what grown-ups do.
>>568846683where's the gore? I am waiting
Talk about Wyll.
Skoona companion romance modGeraldus companion romance modAlfira companion romance modNere companion romance modGribbo companion romance modHope companion romance modBarcus companion romance modHelia companion romance mod
>>568847917yes pleaseyes pleaseyes pleasekinosazza mogs heryes pleaseyes pleaseyes please(rip)
>>568847436I didn't know wyll was into gardening.
Who should play Astarion in the baldur's gate 3 show? Hard mode: can't choose Neil
>>568847436>>568847917>>568848103A creature that is pathologically afraid of beauty can only offer ugliness.
>>568855091Skoona is prettier than your e-daddy's ugly whores
goodnight gang
Do you think the implication is that you fucked the male twin in the orgy or did you just double team?
>>568859270headcanon whichever you find hotter
>>568855091pish posh nigga I'm only growing stronger next companions are about to be revealed in 6 days btw
>>568854219I don't know, but I want to lick every drop of blood and wine off his bodycough Anyway! you can probably find someone who looks like him, but without Neil's voice, it just won't be Astarion
Goodnight /bgg/
>>568877913passionatefrog>>568880080good night frog for you, anon!
>>568884291>a beautiful younger woman with a quick and easy smile
>>568880669why is this image posted so frequently
>>568889124because kissing the frog is a famously cute moment
Riiiiise /bgg/ I got many plans for you.
What is his fucking problem?
>>568899595he fell in love with a white crocodile
KEK
Bored of the DBZ meme run, think I'll just play my ranger today.
I don't get this meme. Why would Minthara have to apologize for that?
speaking of minthara I'd like to remind everyone that she has less personality than halsin
>>568854219Will Smith
>>568902367bros username is autistichalsin. imagine revolving so much of your life around a terribly written fictional character
>>568912343haha could you imagine that?
>>568912343I've seen more harmful obsessions especially among spergs
that guy kinda cooked t b h minthara is the last person in the crew to have kids even astarion would be a better parent
>>568915208dude halsin literally fucks 2 int animals. stop samefagging
>>568916236>dude halsin literally fucks 2 int animals.he was joking about the chimera
>>568917124no he wasn't. his writer also wrote yurgir who actually fucks his cat for no reason. he has an unironic bestiality fetish
>>568919209>his writer also wrote yurgir who actually fucks his cat for no reason.he wrote yurgir and his cat too? yet another reason to dislike that cornball
surely we'll get some baldur's gate 3 news in any of them right? maybe they'll feature a teaser for the bg3 show? I still think that one last bg3 patch would break the internet, just add a companion, just one, either alfira or default dark urge and watch bg3 sell an extra million
>>568919904There will be no good news, just further loss of your ability to own anything.
>>568920304yeah I heard the nv*dia news, the less said about that slop the better I can't wait for the bubble to burst, I'm glad bg3 was made without AI
Jaheira wants to know about supplies. Will we make it to June 5th?
The mouse smiled brightly;It outfoxed the cat!Then down came Joon Fiff,And that, Love, was that.
>>568908313and why would it be lae'zel asking minthara that?
>>568927832Posting feet is forbidden on /bgg/
what is he looking at?
>>568929715ugly women with ballgags in their mouths
this fat dragonborn is hilarious oh my god it's so cringe it gets endearing
>>568926010Hag me, will you? Take this!
>>568929254
>>568933271Its good advice i put sunscreen on every time i leave my house
>>568934146>Minsc killed himself>Jaheira is now mad at meHarpers...
Question of the day: Should companions romance each other if the player doesn't initiate their romance? Do you find this kind of drama cringe? Would you want to roleplay matchmaker or homewrecker? Would you want Divinity to take companion interactions deeper than bg3(example: Laezel sleeping with Astarion or Shadowheart flirting with Karlach), maybe betraying a companion would make the couple leave or something idk
>Would you want Larian's Next Game to...I don't care. Don't use BG3 as a pretext to go on a tangent about Larian's next project. Your worthless shitposts of the day don't generate meaningful discussion - they are thinly-veiled excuses for off-topic shitposting.
>>568944148have you tried uhhh reading the whole post
>>568943395>Should companions romance each other if the player doesn't initiate their romance?laezel writer said we would have got shart with lae'zel if they had the time to do this
>>568944543imagine the drama in act 2, they both lost the favors of their goddesses that would have been peak
divinity needs toxic yaoibg3 failed us in that regards gale, wyll & astarion are dorksand the least said about emperor & halsin the better
>>568946693What is she dreaming about?
>>568946969her pet mouse(Nimble i think?)
>>568889979she is also a very cute frog
>>568908313As if Lae'zel would care,I don't know why her fans say they love her and then try to make her a wholesome big chungus good trad wife.She only starts considering changing her behvaiour with You™, the player. She's stilla githyanki warrior.
>>568934632>>568935763someone call the police
Thought-provoking character analysis, piggy. Perhaps not as insightful as your previous attempt, however.https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/560242509/#560351210>its about [Lae'zel] valuing strength and bravado because those are highly valued among githyankisI could start explaining what bravado means and how inaccurate it is in describing Lae'zel, but that would be wasted on a swine that called Minthara a "caricature of a drow woman." Dear Mintharafag, there is no language barrier.
>>568952992post some pigs being killed already
>>568952992do you F5 until one of your crushes posts?
>>568953608>>568953901Don't you have a question of the day to reply to? We might not meet our quota of shitposts for the day at this rate. Question of the day - do you think that the Dark Urge and their internal conflict should have been turned into an albino dragonfreak murderhobo companion? Bonus question of the day - do you think that Minthara, a noble daughter of House Baenre, exile, apostate, and paladin, is uninteresting and should have been replaced by Nere, a male drow? These are not original questions, by the way. The full credit goes to the parasite.
>2026>there are still people manually refreshing the page
>do you think that Minthara, a noble daughter of House Baenre, exile, apostate, and paladin, is uninterestingYes>and should have been replaced by Nere, a male drow?Who cares about Nere?
Nere would have been more popular than Mantahra
>>568955959>Who cares about Nere?when was the last time an rpg had a male drow as a companion?im just sick of femme fatale drows it's so boring nowadays, give us a male drow or a half demon drow or a follower of Vhaeraun, his cult sounds swaggy, minthara is just uninspired and has no story, nere can have no story while being interesting :)
>>568956424I don't necessarily disagree, I'm more surprised that Nere has a fanbase outside of this thread
>>568956674people wanted him in the EA just many other characters
imma be honest both halsin & minthara are failures and their sole redeeming quality is halsin's quest and their romance for people that are into these characters, that's it >>568956674he was kinda popular during the early access but he's definitely irrelevant nowadays
>>568956304Minthara only comes last because most people won't do an Evil run and don't realize they can save and fix her otherwise she would have been ahead of Lae'zel at least
>>568956928>otherwise she would have been ahead of Lae'zel at leastyou're delusional
>>568956928larian released data on what people do and 70% of players sided with the grove and killed the goblin fort. he's been told this many times he's just dishonest
>>568956928she still would have been last because shes ugly
>>568956424>>568956674>>568956787nere is one of the most annoying npcs in the game
>>568957157>>568957138>dishonest>shitpostercan you not it obvious for once
>>568957369he's been samefagging for over a decade>>568957363he's literally drow astarion let him cook
>>568957501>drow AstarionThats why he lost a slot. 2 bitchy male elves with red elves
>>568957501>he's literally drow astarion let him cookno he isn't. astarion is at least witty and funny. nere is a moron and his voice is like nails on a chalkboard
>>568957805how does it feel to be wrong?
how the FUCK can you think that minthara would EVER be more popular than minthara, laezel is on the game's cover, minthara is shown spending the night with a goblin leader & sending her troops to destroy the grove are you retarded?it's basic story telling minthara being a companion is basically an easter egg she doesn't hold a candle to laezel who's an actual character like minthara is less popular than fucking wyll hello?>>568957805>astarion>wittythe guy's a smooth brained tool
>>568958046laezel is a better character too,
>>568958306duhh, minthara is barely a character
in a perfect world
>>568958046some of minthara's regular banter is funny but her conversations with you are way too self-pitying and dramatic. she wasn't even under the absolute's control that long but she'll boo hoo like she has the most tragic backstory in camp. very tedious to listen to. she's still better than wyll, halsin or minsc though
>>568958657perfection
>>568955959>Who cares about Nere?The parasite does. Maybe you can't read. Maybe you're the parasite. Shallow, profoundly stupid, mindbroken by the namefag and hating Minthara by association. There is a pattern.>>568956424>im just sick of femme fatale drowsA "femme fatale" implies attractiveness. You can't be a femme fatale if you look like a man or lack sex appeal. All good. I already know your kind struggles with the English language. Dear Mintharafag, there is no language barrier.
>>568958657where's Z'rell?
>>568958657fuck no
>>568959279>>568959161cope mantahrafag
>>568959370dude i don't even like minthara but nere is about 20 times worse
>>568959484Cope you lost
>>568959176she's locked behind the bg3 expansionhaha.........
>>568959556what did i lose nere isn't even a companion
>>568959161I don't recall requesting your response. I'll be sure to ask for it next time somebody asks about Godey or your nemesis/oneitis.
>>568959632remember most kill your waifu
>>568959825but i just told you i don't like minthara. she's a bottom 4 companion for me
He does have the muscular trait but its never explained why
>>568960004>Before she is recruited, Minthara is a level 6 paladin with the following Ability Scores: 16 STR, 15 DEX, 14 CON, 10 INT, 12 WIS, 17 CHA.brutally mogged
>>568960004damn nere is JACKED
She's right you know.
>>568960140Okay Mantharafag but I was asking why does he have the muscular trait
>>568957501>he's literally drow astarion let him cookHow dare you! *throws a glove in your face*
>>568960210>>568960140oh nvm I can't read sorry teehee
>>568960210are you an amoeba that reacts to immediate stimulus
>>568960374Let me try. Minthara deserved more content.
>>568960374>>568960350now i feel bad :(
Why does Gale give girls the ick?
>>568960689he has 0 rizz and got so little game he sounds autistic, at least he's not halsin so there's that I guessDivinity gotta step up their game and redeem bg3 when it comes to male romances, the choices were abysmally bad
>>568960650just misread it, its okay
>>568960689my ex loved gale while the only other female friend I have who plays this thinks he's a whiny bitchlore-accurate?
>>568960689He used to call her m'lady in the EA
>>568959874I decided to take Wyll in my party for once and he's actually not bad, has some interesting dialogue in Act 3
>Our darling will live again. What kind of man would I be if I didn't raze the world entire for her sake?ketheric is the ultimate chud
>do you think that Minthara, a noble daughter of House Baenre, exile, apostate, and paladin, is uninteresting and should have been replaced by Nere, a male drow?
>>568960650>>568960938aw are you two butt buddies?
>>568961573Marcy cooked
>>568960689>>568960990>>568961173Gale is made for BMC
>>568961740Gale deserves better than that
>>568961543One of the great unanswered mysteries is whether Ketheric ruined by the gods in his life (as he believes) or the women in his life.
>>568961780Considering what Mystra is like, this is probably an upgrade.
>>568961740Tara would make a better wife than Minthara
>Lower Halsin's approval with console commands so he leaves>Shadowheart says she's glad he's goneIs this part of the vanilla game or did something in my modlist cause this lol
>>568961969they're written by the same guy
>>568961962he traded one abusive woman for another
>>568961969probably a mod but i can look up the line if you remember what it was
>>568960004>>568960146Because that motherfucking son of a bitch will try again and again to push you and your party into the lava.How do I know this? Well...
>>568962082I know I just thought it was a weird interaction, like the phrasing was off and it almost sounded spliced together. >>568962213It's split across two screenshots, I'll post both
>>568961573how come my tav never gets fanart?
>>568962281The duergar like to use that one knock back arrow on me in the lava
>>568962213>>568962405
>>568962405>>568962650bad face edit and whore outfit
>>568962405>>568962650mod. someone spliced two lines together. the first one comes from when halsin dies before recruitment
>>568962631One time they used it to push one AWAY from the lava and back on the platform, I was positively flabbergastedfuck those guys
>>568962795Thanks but that's not really the point of the screenshots
>>568962854kek
CHK!
Any mods to change your portraits to another race. I'm playing Helf but the Human portrait pose looks better for a Durge
>>568959874People don't hate Wyll. They don't give a fuck about him. And it's worse to be ignored, than to be hated
>>568972016it doesn't help he gets even uglier the entire game when you recruit Karlach
>>568972016As far as I understand it he was a more edgy character in early access but they sanded him down to generic hero guy. Not surprising nobody gives a fuck about him.>>568974396Unironically, he would be more popular if Mizora had actually turned him into a tiefling
This Barrelmancy area is pretty fun.
shadowheart should sit on my face while lae'zel rides me
>>568982656Shadowheart is a traditional girl who is not into such degenerate activities
>>568984370lol
>>568984370Shart is a traditional slut who milks everyone in the room.
>>568984370
>>568983102thats the face she make when sitting on my face
What is the best romance if I hate Aliens? So no Gith or Demons. Also no gay shit.
>>568984370Shadowheart is a Sharran that should have her skull caved in
>>568985757Your only options are Shadowheart or Mintharaone was written by a sex pest and it shows while the other one is about 70% of a character without a quest
>>568985928So which one?
>>568986063shart looks closest to a human so
>>568986063Shadowheartshe openly distrusts gith while Minthara appreciates them
>>568986141>>568986163Thanks you for your assistance. I better not be disappointed or else you will be added to my hate list.
I really wish Kagha was romancable companion that you could get at the end of Act I. Especially if it was getting her instead of Halsin too. I don't know why so may people shill for Alfira though. She's boring. Zevlor is kinda boring too. So I really wouldn't have liked them to be companions. Besides that 10 companions seems plenty considering how rushed Larian was. I'd just keep the same pool and prefer if Karlach, Wyll, and Minthara had much more attention given to them and Kagha instead of Halsin.
>>568959874I don't hate Wyll. He's just boring....
In my 3 playthroughs since release:>Storm Sorc, Half Elf, TavShadowheart, Astarion, Karlach>Gloomstalker Assassin, Drow, TavShadowheart, Karlach, Gale>Tavern Brawler, Drow, TavShadowheart, Lazael until Minthara, Gale
>>568972016>. And it's worse to be ignored, than to be hated
>>568959775>I don't recall requesting your response. I'll be sure to ask for it next time>responseDid you mean "opinion"? Perhaps quibbling over the more natural word is a waste of time. After all, we share a thread with a swine that claimed that Shar "plagiarized" souls and a parasite that inadvertently praised Minthara's attractiveness, referring to her as a "femme fatale."
nobody cares nigga joon fiff is upon usfeaturing: orinbaby & babygurl durge
There should be a special dialogue option where if it is Shadowheart, Minthara, or Karlach who speaks to Dolly Thrice in the Moonlantern in Act II, they can say that the pixie looks like a bratty little slut who deserves to burn alive in her gut, which would then prompt a cutscene where the chosen character would pinch the pixie's wings between thumb and finger and lift her up to the character's mouth, dangling the tiny woman above her mouth. Her tongue would poke and prod at her tiny purple feet as Dolly desperately kicks and squirms, before she wraps her lips around her legs and sucks her in past the lips. The camera then pans down from the mouth, to the throat, past the collar bone and breasts, and down to the stomach, where you can hear the quiet, muffled screeching and wailing of Dolly Thrice as she gets digested. The party member would then gently rub her stomach, bite her bottom lip, and grin, before the cutscene ends.Would have the same blessing of the pixie effect on the party, but the character who ate her would have +1 HP point until next Long Rest.
>>569012523
>>568986223darkfrog
>>569003120yeah didn't happen to me so eat shit (you are so into that)
>>569016652>yeah didn't happen to me
>play origin for an hour so I can confirm it's shit>get sucked in, keep going>rpg is better>romance is betterI never would've believed it but origin playthrough is pure kino. Unironically as good as Durge
babygurl durge is still my favorite bg3 memeit's just so stupid I love it, divinity needs an edgy origin that appeals to women too this meme should never everdie
>>568981537I always start this out by flinging the bitch down and lighting the place up on her.Usually kills most of them.
>>569018763Hot female Durge would have an easier time luring people into secluded places to kill them.Just makes more sense than giant, intimidating lizardman.
>kill some gnolls preying on some postal service dudes>find some hyenas>one of them looks pregnant>awww>mfw I saw what it "gave birth" toWell.... at least I know where gnolls come from now.
>>569022384And if durge is a gold dragon bloodline sorceress, she also has innate ability to cast disguise self and can get basically anywhere.
I'd be delighted to see swen during the summer game fest to present divinity *meow* he'll get all of my money after bg3 and hey if we actually get one last bg3 patch announced...
https://www.pcgamer.com/games/rpg/a-baldurs-gate-2-remake-is-apparently-in-development-with-the-original-co-lead-designer-returning/Baldur's Gate 2 is getting a remake.
>>569029857that's a way smarter project than bg4 and it makes it way less likely to look bad when compared to divinity now the real questions are whether BG's remake will feature the beamdog companions and how much of bg3's mechanics will they try to emulate, Martens being part of the project is a good sign too but then again, it's edited by WoTC sooooo...yeah tons of censored moments, dialogues and scummy DLCsI'm not gonna buy it I'm gonna be honest unless it looks phenomenal I just don't want to support wotc , oh they should keep Matt as Minsc's VA btw
>>569018181determined frog
>Geraldus asking the MC to his graduation.cute
>>569032058Based
>>569029857I love bg2 dunno how I feel about this >>569032058I WILL BE THERE
>>568962530>how come my tav never gets fanart?all the creative and fun people got scared away by some annoying whiner so desperate he has dedicated shitposts to what he considers grammatical errors>>569022558Yeah, that was...unsettling. There's the tadpole option to let it consume itself or somethin, no?Or maybe it was a Durge only dialogue option.Either way yeah, kind of unsettling.>>569022384>>569025163>luring people into secluded places to kill themSee that was Astarion MO, I'm not even sure if Durge needs such..subtleties.
hmmmm idk bro...
Ding-Dang-Dong,Your stench is strong!
>>569042758How I feel about it. Bg2 is full of sovl won't be the same
>>569043227yeah, they're gonna hire different VAs 100% and might even remake the score it'll have none of the old school charm of old ISO rpgs but it can definitely sell well especially with bg3's momentum, the one silver lining is that one of the lead designer is working on it, he was supposed to work on a kotor remake but it got cancelled so you know he's gonna take the BG1 & 2 remake very seriously..........yeah idk
>>569043629yea I 100% agree. It would be mega funny if they try to connect bg3 to it
>>569043984>It would be mega funny if they try to connect bg3 to it>astarion gets a cameo out of nowhere
>>569044197My king in Athkatla somehow
Question of the day: Would you rather have a larian game set in a cyberpunk setting or yet in another fantasy setting
>>569042436Being hot also helps you infiltrate guarded locations and slip away from the scene, which is useful for durge. Also if durge has innate shapeshifting it could serve as another thing for Orin to seethe about and prove she can do better.
>>568990516She could have been an alternative to Halsin with some plot relevant consequences like inability to lift the shadow curse.
>>569054432>She could have been an alternative to Halsineeh just get of halsin this guy fucking sucks he has the least personality among all the bg3 characters
>>568990516kaghafag opinion discarded
>>569056143he's right though kagha's cooler than halsin, she even got a pet snake
we love kagha,rolan, zevlor & alfirawe hate wyll, minthara, halsin & emperor
>>569053869nicefrog
>>568710514manthara on suicide watch
https://youtu.be/SD1tkI5-3dI?si=MwECjp-rC3_5nnH1
>>569000632No, I did not mean "opinion" because I don't want to invite any response from you whatsoever, regardless of if it's an opinion piece or not. Please take a hint.
>>569059237>drakeick!
this isn't the toadcel spamming shart pics whos this
>>569062298You did not mean to quote my question and reply with a question of your own (>>568955959). You did not mean to speedread the part where I had already given the answer - that only the parasite would replace Minthara with Nere (>>568726393). You did not mean to waste several posts on this "topic." >>569030554>Let me use the announcement of a BG2 remake to mention Larian's Next Game>>569051545>Question of the day: This has nothing to do with Baldur's Gate, but I can shitpost about whatever I want with complete impunity>>569059237>random garbage music videoIs anyone else getting weary of the worthless parasite shitting up the thread? Maybe it's just me. Maybe I need to stop complaining about these excellent thread bumps and fascinating questions of the day that provide some measure of "activity." A reminder that generals die not because of a lack of activity - or "engagement," as the unintelligent swine puts it - but because of apathy.
>>569065661BG2 had 3 midget characters. Jan, Korgan and Mazzy. Does this enrage you?
>>569065929it enrages me too t b h, they get 3 including an evil badass dwarf barbarin and all we get are humans, half elves and elves and guess what the community asked for during early access? more elf companions yaaay and larian caved in that's the worst partthis is getting rid of helia was a mistakerip
Total elf love
>>569066387>dnd elvesgay, lame, cringe, boring, at least that's how they feel in bg3 aside of the drows, they're just magic humans with long ears
>>569066207I wish bg3 did a ultimate enhanced edition and add in Helia somehow
>>569066207There is one demon
>>569066923me too>>569067098yeah...one...literally 80% of the companions are either human or have elf blood
>>569067332In Larian's defense the only thing the dwarves in game have going for them is allusions to alcoholism and a gruffy voice. The Gnomes are all too human. Just short humans. I can't remember any halflings but then again there's nothing there that really makes me see them as halflings other than being short. But then again this problem is so common throughout books and stories that they just might as well have made everyone human.
Summer game fest featuring our favorite bg3 voice actor: Neil
>>569065563>"it's.... THE TOADCEL!!!1!1!11!!!11eleven >.<"lol
LaeZzzzzel
>>569042758why did he attach Astarion to that tweet? what does Astarion even have to do with bg1&2?
I just came across this picture and ngl I never thought about it before, but the idea that Astarion got tattoos after the ending of the game to cover his scars is actually so cute
>>569073632astarion will show up in bg2
What's the best way to put it, /bgg/?
>>569065661>YouInteresting
>>569057001No, I like the Emperor quite a bit. Speak for yourself.
Sex. Sex. Sex. Sex. Sex.
Why is Shart a drunken slut? Upon her impropriety he invited me to DRINK with her and then KISS her. DISGUSTING. And on top of that she drinks a lot more later. Why can't we have a game where we get a wholesome romance where the female moves into the camp kitchen is is a good birthing pod for future Pscyho Warriors. I had to kill her out of hatred. I killed everyone. The crude demon bitch. The Alien abomination. The homosexual on the beach. The demon consorter. The furfaggot and his furfaggot coven. The Elf and her horde of goblins. I even killed the demons in the grove too. The only character who still lives is the Wizard because he's human at least. I'm thinking of killing him too. I even had to install a mod so I can have a squad of human male psycho warriors because the bone man doesn't even let me make human male hirelings.
Shartbros...How can we compete
Are you fellas having a cringe competition
>>569076453Some of us are just playing the game, bro
>>569074337baiting sisters as usual
So the inquisitor fight bugged out... I attacked on of the guards in the hallway outside the captain's quarters and before i could kill him he opened the door drawing out the five or six gith who normally leave. I had to have shart run because it would have been game over otherwise and my honour run would have ended. Came back after reviving everyone, killed the gith, and then went back after resting to deal with the captain. Turns out that he never went to his quarters. The inquisitor and the captain were just standing in the doorway staring at eachother. So I killed the captain after still being able to talk to her (and her dialogue cutscene only taking place at her desk. No effect for the doorway and the Inquisitor is just standing there like an idiot. So I opened the door and he immediately attacked. Made him even more convenient to kill. Now I have to head to his room to kill his goons after the fight ended. The whole thing was really goofy.
Let's talk about astarion fans getting the ugliest most cringe astarion themed tattoos possible
>>569078528>This full back slave brand is the perfect tattoo to honor Astarion!
>>569065929Not particularly. I understand that BG2 prioritizes quantity over quality. I understand that when a game offers sixteen companions, some of them are bound to be glorified hirelings. And I happen to like Mazzy - perhaps because she recognizes the limitations that come with her short stature. The existence of these midget characters in BG2 is no more offensive than the existence of Barcus, Wulbren, and Roah in BG3. I did not wake up one day and decide I would be prejudiced toward fantasy midgets, as that would be caricatural. (The swine that struggles with that word can open a dictionary.) I do not even think the game would be improved if you turned them all into tall humanoids, as that one racist mod inexplicably does. I want midgets to remain midgets - pathetic like Barcus (or Jan), sociopathic like Wulbren (or Korgan), immoral like Roah. That is part of worldbuilding. If there were no deep gnomes, what would the drow even enslave? I bet you never considered that aspect. Not every race is equal. And it follows that if narrative can be reinforced through contrast - the player character's power is contrasted by Inwe's and Alfira's weakness - then so too can beauty. If everyone were elves, how could they be more beautiful than the rest?
>>569083414Didn't read but Barcus companion, Nere companion, Alfira companion, Nettie companion, Helia companion, Korilla companion Godey helped Manthara give birth to gnome triplets
>>569084692cute frog!
What would you do if you found a hungry orphaned Goblin girl asking for food
>>569086801Cute custom tavdurge here!? Impossible!
>>569088216Kill it on sight. I live in a nice place and don't want goblins making a mess of it.
>>569083776>Didn't readThat sums up your kind.>>569086801Thank you for posting beauty, Untitledanon.
>>569086801What race even is this
>>569095182Ugly
Some of you people are alright. Don't go to the grove tomorrow.
>>569090462>Absolutely had it
>>569096860cute frog
>build around roleplay>game becomes unfun difficult
>>569099843Are you roleplaying an incompetent person
>>569100629Burning applied (3 turns)
>>569091145Manthara gave birth to dwarves next
what is this thread
>>569101379/bgg/ - Baldur's Gate General
>>569102075
>>569102075Made for Big Boo Cock
>>569102836How could you post something so controversial yet so true?
>>569102075I've been cucked... BY BOO?! YABBA DABBA DOO! EVERY HAMSTER HAS HIS DAY!!
>>569103637my fav detail is that her eyeliner is asymmetrical
i feel like if Lae'zel was a real human girl she would be a parda from Brazil
I won
>>569104542
>>569105251shartpits
It is unfair that Dark Urge gets to live the rest of his life in a calm happy marriage with Shadowheart after the game ends, not having to pay back for any of the crimes he committed before the game started
>>569105990Pencils have erasers for a reason, anon.
>>569105990Winning is virtue itself and I won.
>>569104798awww yeah. that's a cute little beary boi
>>569105990Yeah it is kind of a funny trope isn't it. Redemption. Darth Vader also killed billions during the reign of the empire, boiling entire planets with various superweapons. Yet he throws one guy down a reactor core and suddenly gets to sit at the jedi table.This comes up again with Arue in wotr, who was a serial cannibal, serial rapist, and mass murderer, but is trying to be redeemed.I think a good game will give the player the option to encourage these people, or say their crimes are too much and kill them. And all of these games do. You can choose bad bg3 endings for yourself if you think you don't deserve a happy one, and you can kill Arue, and you can kill Sarevok in bg2 instead of redeem him, etc.
>>569110698not going to get triggered by shadowbaby here
Do you think Arnell feels any relief if Shart introduces a white male Selunite cleric bf
>>569111626Anything but a dragonborn
>>569113963goodnight babe>>569112463>>569111626selunites aren't racist even werewolves are accepted
act 2 had an entire act dedicated to the shar cult but it always seemed silly to me, the bhaal cult is a smaller part of act 3 but my god are they cool
evil bitch
dies from cringe
>>569105990It's not a question of fairness. It's a question of whether retributive punishment stops serving a purpose after some point, especially for characters like the Dark Urge or Shadowheart, who committed great evil in their past but under extenuating circumstances and who tried to resist to the best of their ability. Whether retributive justice - what you essentially advocate for - is justified remains a divisive philosophical topic. There are no clean answers. We often feel that criminals deserve punishment proportional to the extent of their crimes. At the same time, we understand that the Dark Urge, Shadowheart, Astarion, Lae'zel, Minthara were also victims to some extent. You do not right a wrong simply by murdering or torturing them. On a final note, the player knows that the Dark Urge's redemption is not fake - because they experienced it. That is the narrative importance of the Dark Urge as a playable character, and much of it would be lost were it externalized into a companion.
>>569123312lae'zel seems like a TERF desu
>>569124184bloomermaxxing wholesomecoded life urge
ITS HAPPENING YAHAHAHA
I've been browsing old /bgg/ and /crpgg/ threads and oh my god you guys weren't very nice to shadowheart and her writer
>>569124669Playing fem durge and choosing >*Shriek* when the butler wakes you up
>>569131928She cucked me… she’s going to pay the ultimate price…
>>569142976The chud urge...
>>569143372I forgot about this guy, lel
>>569144254>races used to give extra starting statyeah it used to be like that in the EA, I'm conflicted about that, from on hand an orc or a dwarf should feel stronger than a mere human but from the other being suboptimal the moment you pick your class & race feels like shit, hmmmmmm maybe should just let everybody choose a starting feat or something? idkswen said that divinity wants every race to feel unique and get their own cool mechanic, maybe that's what they learn from bg3? if you make every race broken you don't have to worry about slight attribute difference early game
>>569145228Half orc and duergar are the most op races but nobody plays them because they're ugly
>>569145782my first ever tav was a half orc
>>569145782High (half-)elf blows half Orc out of the water
>>569145881Ngl I play mostly half elves and tieflings because they have pretty faces
>>569146038the almighty male half elf face 5 can't be beat>>569146029yeah definitely, they're 100% the strongest race ever since they added booming blade
>>569146146Yeah that face and Dammon face are the pretties malesFor fem I like the avril lavigne looking one half elves have and bex face
Dwarves gotta be the weakest race yeah?
>>569146493I think is probably human or dragonborn
>>569146623>>569146623>>569146623
>>569146493Regular gnomes are pretty mid
Wyll is a rizzlord
>>569146146High (Half-)Elf is the strongest for non-EK fighters, Barbarians, non-Arcane Trickster Rogues, Rangers, Paladins, non-TB OH monks and War Clerics I guess.