[PoE 2]>Return of the Ancientshttps://pathofexile2.com/ancients>Ongoing 0.5 patch noteshttps://www.pathofexile.com/forum/view-forum/2212[poe1]>3.28 Patch Noteshttps://www.pathofexile.com/forum/view-forum/patch-notes>Compiled links, tools and utilitieshttps://pastebin.com/SHt8unCtprevious: >>568694190
POOP
reminder:having modifiers tied to separate itemised drops allows for easier fine-tuning and balancing of acquisitionhaving metamod socketables on items with variable socket counts makes for more interesting crafting environment, where exceptional bases with more sockets than usually allowed opens up new craft possibilties and methodsnew players get to slowly acquire knowledge of crafting possibilties as they keep encountering new runes instead of having a long list dumped onto themsocketables allow for interesting item affixes that interact with them or the socket countsocketables allow for non-destructive item modifications, increasing the flexbilty of player gear without impacting pre-existing item affixessocketables can have various themes, instead of being fungible benchcraft tokens (divine orbs), which makes them target farmable via specific mechanicssocketable themes might interact with each other (ie. modifiers that work if socketable of type A is inserted alongside a socketable of type B into an item or for mutual exclusion of socketable types in one item)socketables instead of fungible benchcraft tokens might interact with other game systems and mechanics (such as corruption, as seen in the case of soul cores and architect soul cores in the lira vaal temple)
what's the BIS ascendancy for twisters?
>>568708762martial artist
>>568708762smith of kitava
>>568708487Spiritwalker is clunky as shit but very thematic and you get a bunch of unique visual effects so full vision gameplay, while Martial Artist is the most broken ascendancy since Lich. You decide which sounds more fun.
>>568708762abyssal lich
>2 more poops until league launch
This is officially a Lily thread.
poe2filter or neversink? I don't feel like spending 2 hours fiddling with filter settings
>>568708762your mom was my ascendancy last night for twisters
WHERE THE FUCK IS PATCH ON STEAM FUUUUUUUCK
>>568708817Don't worry, it's all vibecoded anyway nowadays. Both app and drivers.They also killed Nvidia control panel so you have to use this garbage app if you want to change shit.
>>568708898you arent the biggest boy anymore
>>568708936nice tits
>>568708967huh?
comparison is the thief of joy
When will the alt quality gem effect stuff be datamined? Like an hour or two before launch?
>>568708898So since you are rounding up, are you going to be on the toilet right at 3:59 p.m.?
Don't spread it around too much but this is my league start plan to solve defense early for dirt cheap. Bringer of Rain is already borderline useable with the 4 socket buff it got, getting even more armour and evasion plus ward on top will put it over the edge and make it genuinely a decent option early league for some builds. I still don't trust actual hybrid armor/evasion but you can just path iron reflexes and make it work.
>>568708754TRVKE
loot filter situation?
>>568709065>iron reflexes>with no armour applies to ele on helmet and on chestyeah that'll work great I'm sure
10 minutes for steam preload
When is our queen raphdee gonna stream?
>>568708936wowee
>>568709065can you upgrade jewelry?
>the best poo1 player is literally blackkeeeek. never beating the fighting games allegations
>heyyYYYYY GUUUyysss
>>568709065>can't use body armouryeah, no
Best build for a dude with a small dick that pretends to be comfortable with it when he really, really isnt?
>>568709210armor applies to ele is a meme stat for retards who don't understand what you die to in this game is 1. ground effects2. damage over time and monster attacks coded as non-hit damage3. giant phys slamsyou don't need armor vs ele to not die to elemental damage, just get some max res and recoup and you're fucking invulnerable. Shamans with 0 armor and 2k life can facetank arbiter waves by throwing on an Anvil and Saffel's Frame. You want enough armor to not get shotgunned by projectile spam and swarmed by a hundred breach/abyss monsters and stunlocked, but you don't need armor vs ele to feel tanky as long as you're not retarded and actually cap resists and have some recovery
>>568709331pathofmatth is black?
>>568709504anything melee
>>568708997shan't be updating for this patch then
>>568709504That's a Fubgun-type, I think.
>>568709520(You)
>>568709504minions
>>568709504permafrost bolts deadeye
>>568709065>>568709502HEAR ME OUT! Bringer of Rain Martial Artist with tattoos
>>568709520probably the most retarded post ever created in /poeg/
>>568706801 #What do you need all hits build combo for here?
post FUNNY
>>568709719
>>568708762deadeye or spirit walker but it depends how effectively vivid stags + parry generates frenzy charges
>>568709719no
>>568709520You're not really wrong. 9/10 of my deaths are to ground degens when im not paying attention or DoTs
>>568709637https://youtu.be/TSMxaWXO3ms?&t=69armor is a meme max res is the best stat in the game. there's a reason it hard caps at 90%, if you could get more than that it would be so good as to be mandatory, since going from 90 to 95 is 100% more survivability
what is the appeal of grenades? There's no gear progression, you can literally just clear all content naked with a normal weapon.
how shit is mageblood gonna be
>>568709821(You)
>>568709794>>568709805>AI Slopfuck off jeetsI SAID post funny
>they added runefishing
So, I can shove those runes from uniques into martial artist slots, right? I can potentially uniquemaxx with 26 unique effects?
>>568709520retard
https://youtu.be/yS36HmWuXGs?t=252Totem bros what is our defense?
>>568709719What's funny?
>>568709846Mageblood removes leech cap and provides instant leech, it's going to be insanely OP
>>568709065this gave 250 armour and 250 evasion when they released it, with no extra sockets. what the fuck were they thinking?
Belton won
>>568709806I know I'm not wrong lol. I had 15k sorcery ward in 0.4 and still had to press my life flask regularly because of how much non-hit damage there is. Armor vs Ele does nothing to non-hit damage, and the elemental damage you die to in this game, if ever, is ground effects, no monster attack that deals ele is killing you from full if you have good resists and like a single "hits against you have 20% less critical damage bonus" notable. Base monster crits are already only 30% bonus.
>>568709972Makes sense. Nerf something and make up for it with a new unique.
/ourguy/ is livehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t_YsOJZKats
>>568708936is this true?
>>568709831>you can literally just clear all content naked with a normal weapon
>>5687086723 HOURS REMAINING UNTILPATHOFJONATHAN
pob outpost your .build files
>>568710107HARD AF
Where is the steam preload?
>>568710058How do you overcome non-hit damage?
>>568710091crazy how ugly jap women are when they are not drawn in an anime style that makes them look white
>>568709846I assume it's gonna be fairly powerful but not on the level of 1's. If they stick to the theme of the original it's either gonna apply your charms at all times or regenerate charges for them at rapid pace.
I JUST WOKE UP FROM A COMA WHAT DO I PLAY
>>568710107It took them two years to reach 0.5, so we will have another two before they finally finish the game?
>>568710107this nigga shills for the game like north koreans for their dear leader
>>568710240Winter orb elementalist
I just want to point at things and have something else kill them for me
>>568710228doesnt exist
>>568710236Regen charms rapidly sounds pretty bad unless you have a lot of charm duration too. Your charm duration needs to match the duration of the debuff or it'll expire then it won't reapply anyway.
>>568710240Bleed glad
>200 gbs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5f5XsLJAlDEIT'S UP IT'S UP IT'S UP
>>568710314literally supporting fire tactician
>>568710240Expedition 33
>>568709675armor's only value is in reducing big phys slams and it's not even that great at those since the armor formula weakens against bigger hits. wearing a cloak of flame is already better than like 100k armor and actually works against ground effects too. Armor vs Ele is a meme because the only dangerous elemental damage in the game is the kind that bypasses armour entirely. You can be a memelord like Carn and get 250k armor vs ele for your Arbiter showcase video and then die to a ground effect the next map
>>568710216it's dropping in like 20 minutes
What's the Forsen build? Is he going to beat the monkey?
>>568710201I don't see an option to export build files
>>568710392Looking into this
>>568710445retard
>>568709648minionGODS own you pussy
>>568710228life lol
0-4. Twister Spiritwalker5-9. Mana stacker thorns Martial Artist
steam preload whenst?
>retard
>>568710445what damage type is the random shit that explodes under my feet
>>568710507take minion damage, use your massive spirit schlong to reserve a fuckton of minions, use muster support, ???, profit (supporting fire is a minion somehow)
How do I get the build file from POB?
>Standalone patching fucked yet again
>>568710680it doesnt come from pob
>>568710463:(
I CANT PATCHI CANT PATCHI CANT PATCHNO PRELOAD NO PEACENO PRELOAD NO PEACENO PRELOAD NO PEACE
>>568710601whew dodged a bullet there
>>568710656Isn't AR/EV dogshit though
>>568710457
WHERES THE STEAM PATCH
>>568710835I'm still gonna do it anyway it sounds more fun
>>568709065Is this a 6 socket unique if you get an exceptional base?>>568709776Grim for the state of gaming
do (You) have a name ready?
>>568710476The forsen build requires a prolapsed anus
uh oh patchie
>>568710882no combining the defence that only works on a diceroll with the one that does literally nothing works great
THREE HOURS>THREE HOURSI STILL HAVEN'T DECIDED ON A CLASS
PATCH WILL BE HOW BIG?
>>568710656Noted
>he is a jingakh
>>568710228>How do you overcome non-hit damage?1. Energy Shield works on all damage, not just Hits, which is why 10k ES is so much comfier than 10k sorc ward2. Max Resists work on all damage, not just Hits. You can get +15% max block chance and wear a Saffel's Frame for easy 90% all res. The reason Smith of Kitava is so comfortable on league start is not because of Armour, if you check their actual characters they often have 5k or less, it's because of the easy 90% all ele max resist. They get 90% of their defensive value from Block and Max Res, not armor.3. Damage Taken As modifiers like Cloak of Flame or the Shaman ascendancy combined with the above. Cloak of Flame and 90% fire res means you don't have to worry about even t3 xesht slams which is the highest damage physical attack in the game (and which also used to have 30% Overwhelm baseline lol, so armor cucks would get rekt even with like 100k armor because their PDR would be cut by 30%)
>x_Thefarmer is 38 years old>fubgun is 32 years old>rue is 35 years old>captainlance is 29 years oldLiterally wtf
>>568711012what in the actual fuck I thought it started at fucking 3 PM EST not 4 PM
>>568709678flicker is bugged and only builds 1 combo currentlythat node fixes that
PATCHY ARE YOU OKARE YOU OKARE YOU OK PATCHY
>>568711043GO FUCK YOURSELFI HATE YOU I HATE YOU FUCK YOU BITCH FUCK YOU
>>568710978retard
Its over...EOS...
>>568711012same for me its djinn verashta or bone cage chronomancer
WHY CANT I FUCKING DOWNLOAD ITI NEED TO DOWNLOAD IT BEFORE I SLEEP
WHERE'S THE PRELOAD JONATHAN?
>>568710119>i'm not your friendthat is a brave statement to say to lonely men giving you free money
>>568710739Its literally the point of the build file. Make the build in POB. Save the file. Import it in game.
>>568710648>what damage type is the random shit that explodes under my feetchaos or phys
>>568710391looks cool, ty for posting it cutie
>>568711067>t3 xesht slams which is the highest damage physical attack in the gameHow much damage does it do?
>>568711067speaking of which is 100% phys take as ele likely this league? it wasn't far off, I'm thinking with the unique runes
>>568711157Well one of those will steamroll the game for free and one of those will feel miserable with no gear so I wonder which you should pick
>>568711183Have the POB people updated POB to support it? It's not a POB file, it's a GGG file that POB has to support.
>>568711084It's later than usual
Best flavor of gamer supps?
>>568711067xesht slam doesnt even kill you with 3k hp and 50k armor, theres no point wearing meme gear just to say LOL LOOK HOW BIG MY EHP IS
does warcry buff snapshot on weapon swap?
>>568710882On Tactician or Witch Hunter it can be great but usually on via conversion shenanigans or because of OP defensive nodes
>>568710463this one is so sad :(
>>568711068all of these are wrong (don't ask me why i know)
>>568710882>>568711036you don't have to do AR/EV. I think the highest dps variants on ninja use pure ES, similar to this guy's minion ES version:https://mobalytics.gg/poe-2/profile/stone-sun-c5p1k5/builds/c193ad02-d210-4d2e-a5f4-70f4cb0cf376
Steamies are you okay?
If Balbala calls me a jingakh one more time, I'm taking down the entire Ardura Caravan
stash sale tomorrow or next weekend?
>>568709065This is my secret techDon't tell anybody
>>568711183>Make the build. Save the file. Import it in game.yes>Make the build in POB.noggg doesnt develop pob
>>568711358Just don't free her from her prison and get your ascends from ultimatum. fuck the women caravan
preload doko? this exile is vewy sweepy...
Going to sleep, nerds. Do you think the servers will be working by the time I wake up?
>>568711334Wow
I need a fun Spirit Walker build that isnt retarded piano titty-Twister, any sugg? Animal spirits would be preferable too instead of companions/minions.
>>568710948yesthese niGGGers better hurry up and launch the preload so I can go shower and clean up
I just know that if I leave to do something else now there's going to be a steam patch drop instantly
>>568711253
>streamers are predownloading already
>>568711280He said it would be in for launch. Looks like he didn't get it done in time.
>>568710463HEEMED
>>568711459Aren't you required to get your first and third points from Sugmas
When is the download on standalone changing from 0.4 to 0.5?
>>568711478>>568711461indian coded
If they launch the pre-download too early people will have too much time to datamine it before league goes live. They dont us to discover these things not autistically browse them on poedb
STEAM PATCH IS UP
>that kripp intro always kino
>I caught a coldfeelsbadman.jpg
i'm walking to the store so the steam patch drops the second I leave, you're welcome
>Fubgun just predownloaded a HH
>>568711458Yes, I'll just create the file manually instead...Retard. Mobalytics has build file downloads.
>>568711539Monke can do a lot more than that.
POE2 EOS ITS OVER
>>568711520>I need a fun Spirit Walker build that isnt retarded piano titty-TwisterLiterally cannot exist. All of the non-minion spirit skills require hoops to jump through.
>>568711539>5% critthis has killed alkaizer multiple times as an armorcuck confident he can tank it
>>568711649it dropped, thank you 7-11 hero
it's up
>>568711638heyguyshowsitgoingkripparianhere
>>568711630i fall for it every time
up on steam
>>568711012SAME. I want to play either Monk or Merc but idk which would be better for Flicker Strike(no i won't play deadeye)
Give me steam update now.
>>568711717it was hitting multiple times iirc
RESTART STEAM
fat steamer just plopped
what
>>568711097Fuck lmao
is ruetoo really a cat rapest?
>34,2 GBI thought you guys were memeing how the fuck is a patch 34 GB???
>>568711012Start witch hunter and reroll when we know whats good.
>>568711539>witchhoonter sorc ward tanks this and barely flinches>gemnig gets whopping 10% max life that goes away when he gets hit
>>568711587You are not.
So poe1 only jeets, whats your plans for tonight while we're all playing? Sitting in here and seething about nonexistent trannies?
>>568711789Probably PoE 2 Mystery box items being added preemptively.
I'm playing another game on Steam I can't restart it
clientbros i don't feel so good... why do steamies get their update first
Can we already download the game? Please reply
>>568711682are you mentally handicapped?ggg provides syntax information for .build files and supports it in poe2they dont implement .build file export in pob because they dont make pob, its some random guy mobalytics staff implemented it for their build planner, the pob dev hasnt yet
0-4 verashta 5-9 chronomancer
>>568710463It's funny that the Japanese guy who generated it got bullied off internet and was forced to apologize for generating it. This video got copyright striked too.
>>568711459I can't defeat jamanra without ascendancy
ITS UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP
>>568711630>>568711736>>568711780>Estimated 2 hoursI'm gonna make it bros
>>568711856>nonexistent correct, there is only male and female
ITS REAL ITS REAL ITS REAL 34 GB
Steam update is go bros
0 - 9 titan
Is there enough time to take a nappy?
>>568710463bro
>>568711713how about some interactions with shocked ground from deer spirit? surely there is a skill that can do something with that
>>568711936DO YOU THINK I DON"T FUCKING KNOW THATHE SAID IT WOULD BE IN FOR RELEASEFUCKING HELL
>>568712014GET BETTER INTERNET
standalone bros...
Is it normal?
>>568710463why does look like it would be fun?
>34 GB Is that jeetcode?
oh yeah I should jerk off to femboys before league startyou guys look up Archon of Undeath and Puppet Master for me
What's a good build for chuds?
No Gemling Quality datamined=Your leaguestarter is shit, possibly
JONATHAN IS THROTTLING MY INTERNET
>>568712171no you got banned bro
buy this nigger another yacht for the early preload
Rain of Arrows on weapon set 2 with reduced proj speed so it lasts longer"power charge on hit" Stonefist gloves and "All hits build combo" Martial Master nodeRain of Arrows gives you perma max power charges and constantly procs Tempest Bellspam Falling Thunder on weapon set 1 for 2500% damage and 21 projectiles every hit with no downtimeFind. A. Single. Flaw.
>>568712149ok how?
>>568710463
steamsissies we're winning, i'm already in queue!!!
>>568712310MOVE NIGGA
I'm going to make it
>>568712278it isn't flicker strike
>starting steam updateOH SHIT
>>568712278>weapon set 2
>>568712221shield slam warrior
>>568712384anon I...
>>568712384based
>>568712262This one too
>>568712105Yes, there is. But you need to move 10 meters to trigger the stags. There is no way to play the ascendancy without it feeling clunky as shit.
>>568712105Primal Strikeprobably squishy as fuck through because you're a melee evasion build damage should be nice tho
>>568712384retarded niGGGers caused this
1-9 monk0 skip league
>>568711445>Eldritch Battery during Campaign
Who has the most accurate 0.5 tier list?
patch donequeue not up
LET ME IN I DONT WANT TO USE STEAM
WHY DID THESE RETARDS LEAVE THE PRELOAD SO FUCKING LATE
>>568712586ds_lily
>>568712586deadeye iceshot
>>568712171Anyone?
>>568712104cute
>restarted steam>it prioritized the POE 1 updateFUCK OFFFFFF
WHAT THE FUCK MY HILLOCK IS MAVEN INFLUENCED
I'm in maps already get on the level
>>568712104Stop eating chips fat fuck
>>568712586anyone with resolute technique
>>568712609every league lol
>>568711846But bro muh Strength scaling free health>-20% stat magnitudeWho the fuck is Gemling for? Retards? The ludicrously rich?>>568711941Fuck it, I'm going to play an ES/AR block Varashta since nothing on there scales with wands or staves
WHERES THE FUCKING PATCH NIGGGERS
I CANT PATCHIM GOING TO BE LATE TO THE LEAGUE STARTIM GOING TO BE PERMANENTLY BEHIND THE SSF ECONOMYITS FUCKING OVER!!!!!
East coast bros reminder to switch to Texas servers because EU will invade
>>568712105you know what has a great interaction with shocked ground from deer spirit? twister
post flow chart
taco man gets BTFO
Can I download this on my gameboy advance
>>568712820No fuck off, we're full.
>>568712602Isn't the queue always an hour before launch?
am i hallucinating or was it delayed by an hour
How many more hours until patch?
>go to bed >wake up >steam is updating at exactly the moment I requestedthankyou Jonathan you will get the $5 we agreed upon
So. What will redditors cry about most this league? Place your bets.
>>568712820You were supposed to keep this quiet
GET THE FUCK IN HERE WE'RE ALL THERE >https://www.twitch.tv/talkativetri>https://www.twitch.tv/talkativetri>https://www.twitch.tv/talkativetri>https://www.twitch.tv/talkativetri CERTIFIED HARD
>>568712820EU bros make sure to invade US servers. They can't reject our love.
>>568712976twister sucking at low levels is a given
JOHNATHANTHE PRELOADYOU FORGOT TO ENABLE THE STANDALONE PRELOADAIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
They should add fishing to POO2
>>568712926been 4 EST for as long as I can remember looking at it
>>568712976Having to swap masters even though it's a million times better than the poo1 system
>>568712976I put 7 runes in the thing and the fight was too hard
>>568712885That guy has been playing poo for like a year I wouldn't follow a build from him.
Download complete
>>568712996Uhhh yeah, i think ill Go With God
>>568713096Didnt they? or was that the poe1 league?
>it's an abstract kind of feel
preloading is dark patterns
I GET AN ERROR CANT DOWNLOAD THE PATCH WHATS GOING ON IAM GOING INSANE WTF THIS CANT BE HAPPENING NOT TO ME WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON CHRIS WILLY HELP ME
>>568713064looks like the average day on /biz/
>>568713160
>>568713096Diablo 4 has fishing. And swords.
>>568713034I'm already on Washington anyway. But it's probably gonna get blown up as well, so might just switch to Singapore
BIGGESTUPDATEEVER
>>568712976es recharge gutted, so dying a lot
>>568708672pick a build for me, something hard to master but when you master you're godlike.
I dont usually bother with a loot filter until maps.
>>568713064me on the top right
>>568713160STOP LYING >>568713237STOP LYING >>568713237STOP LYING >>568713237STOP LYING >>568713237STOP LYING >>568713237
>>568713324twister
>poo1 updateSECRET LEAGUE
ORIANA OPEN THE CAGE
>32gb updateWTF?
When Johnathan said it was the biggest update ever he meant it's the biggest patch size ever
>>568713120yeah I saw that and I immediately realized "people are going to want all three at once".
>>568712976How their increased *tinks* per hour did not equate to more spending power
>>568713259ONE UPDATE TWO GAMES
>>568713361they only teased 10% in the trailers
>>568713361Thats what happens when you hire jeets
what the fuck
endgame>fixedapologize
This makes burgers mad.
>>568712976they will spend 2 hours in act 1 then quit claiming the game is too slow pace for them
WHAT THE FUCK ARE THESE RETARDS DOING WHERE'S THE STANDALONE PATCH FSHFUSDGFHSFGDF
REMEMBER,EQUIPTHEAUTISMRING,DUMDUM
>>568713064Build for bottom left?
>>568712976uniques being too expensive
WHEN CAN I QUEUE REEEE
>>568713361Buncha new voice lines and assets
>>568712976>swapping atlas masters before every map make me feel bad cuz FOMO ;(>having to redo campaign bosses for facebreaker stacks sucks!>muh economy>new league mechanic bad
I hope they start a stash tab sale before I make it into endgame
>>568713605In an hour or so
>>568713369The patch is so big because they stealth dropped swords
>>568713661you don't have to redo the campaign bosses for facebreakers, retard-kun
poe1 is 60gb, wonder if it'll triple in size when they update its engine
>>568712976league mechanic not rewarding enoughhave to memorize little rune icons to know which brick their buildstakes too many maps to fill atlas treecan't progress on finding other pinnacles when voyaging in the oceanpinnacles after quest too rare
>>568713541ahh fuck thanks, i always rember it like 2-3 hours in and then its inaccurate and pointless
START THE QUEUE SO I CAN TAKE A NAP FFS
>>568713468>poog and reddit want D2>get it in poo 2 0.1 (warrior also sucked in that game)>NOOOOOOOOOO NOT LIKE THAT
So this is going to be the norm? game gets 40gb bigger every league until you have to dedicate a whole ssd to it?
I'm not going to order my pizza's for another 4 hours
>>568713752the uncompressed poe2 files used to be like a TB *before* this patch.
>>568713705>Geojnor dies>you can pick up his sowrd
>>568713792Jonathan does NOT want us to get a nice nap before the league...
>>568713819retard
>>568713752>when
>>568713812poop2 still plays like that albeit
DOWNLOADED
>40gb mtx patchwaaaaow!
>>568712976today I will remind them
>>568711957good
>>568713828wtf
>>5687138120.1 was fun
>>568711336Not like I can play it today anyway (europe) ((going to sleep))
>>568713732>proof: my gaping but whole
by the time my game finishes downloading, server would be about to start, Poe2db wouldve been fully updated and live, builds wouldve been figured out. I just launch the game, decide the class and follow the build guides :)
>>568713857There's a non-zero chance
I am so ready now lads.Game downloaded,snacks and food bought. 0.5 soon yeah life is good
>>568713819The patch is only ~7gb more than it was last time retard bro. the 40gb also includes changes to the old files including replacing them and updating some.
>>568713237>>568713347Standalone niggers get what they deserve
>>568714000retard
Don't care about swords unless I'm allowed to equip them as a butt plug
>>568714049are you going to drink a fucking beer while playing ?
>>568714049>made for sharing>he's by himselfheh
>6000000 runess= 40gb
WTF why can't I patch?
>>568712278love evil women
>>568714059The game is already like 250 GB or something retarded, i remember when 1 TB memory was seen as a really high end thing, now thats not even a quarter of a game
why is filterblade barely working in firefox
Why are so many people using the steam client now than the standalone?
>>568714049That's just a light snack
seriously why do you only get 2 hours to download a 40gb patch?
>>568714049cute Icon. you about to finish the snacks sitting in queue, only to get hungry while in act 2
I remember back in 0.4 I logged on and was already in maps, truly we are in degraded and inferior times.
>>568714193why can't you buy a few supporter packs?
>>568714253it's {current_year}, anon
>>568713812>tfw normal fallen blocks my level 95 barb's berserk 5 times in a row
>>568714049not enough beer
jonathan pls start queue
>>568714224why would anyone use standalone
>>568714224its less anxiety inducing, sometimes the standalone gets confused and forget how much you already downloaded, or makes you download it again despite getting the torrent, etc. Gabe is slow but reliable.
>>568714049>Blueberries>Beer>Energy drinkI knee->mints, cheese bread>colaNever mind, my autism prevents me.
>>568714253you need 2 hours?
>>568714253
What build am I playing
I downloaded it throttled to 40MB/s in well under 20min on wifi on a shitty US residential ISP, where the FUCK do you people live?
>>568714392so you dont have to start steam to play the game
>Connection failure>Disconnected from patching server before patching completed. Try again
>>568714392Why would I want to have to open Steam and then open the game when I could just open the game???
>>568714114Cant buy higher than 3.5 % alcohol percentage in regular stores here, so its almost water. I bought it for sausages will have it as last snack before i go to sleep.
NIGGER
feeling extra retarded today lads
>>568714446western europe is hell when it comes to internet
How long until I can get in the queue?
>>568714114I will be drinking an entire bottle of wine with my pizzas
>>568714392It used to get priority treatment. But now it's become kinda pointless.
I CAN'T PATCH! STANDALONE LIVES MATTER!
>>568714638only after I'm queued. me and jonathan have an agreement :)
>>568714446Anon 99% of the world has less than 5MB/s
>>568713361All minion updates
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yS36HmWuXGsPAY 2 WIN PAY 2 WIN
>>568714453>>568714497i guess, but i have most games on steam so i just have that shit open 24/7. i like achievements and playtime tracking
>>568714773based
>>568713857KINO
i just ated whole chimken subway sandwich thing i am full to the burst i am ready to league
What is the /poeg/ approved snackie tierlist?
>>568709719poe2
>>568714761I am very happy to not know how much time I have spent on PoE1 or Factorio
>>568714773what the helly </3
>normally download at like 55 mb/s>it's raining like fuck outside>speed drops to 10 mb/swtf
>>568708364> Falling Thunder that always sustains 2 power charges wtf how?
QUEUE UP
>>568714758Surely you're a bot reposting shit nobody cares about/has already seen, not an actual human being thinking this is some sort of meaningful interactionRight?
>>568714853Sausages
>>568714773That's a man
>>568714621There’s no fucking way anyone in Western Europe has a slower internet than I do in the middle of fucking Siberia.
>>568714773My knees... they bending
>>568714758loll
>2 hours until league start >literally 0 (zero) hype dead game
>>568714919I'M OUT EATING LUNCH WTF
>Steam downloading before standaloneWhat is this opposite day or something
>>568714919AAAAAAAAAAAAAJONATHAN YOU FUCKER LET MEEEE INNNNNNN
I WILL DO THE LEAGUE MECHANICI WILL TAKE 10 HOURS TO DO THE CAMPAIGNI WILL HAVE FUN DOING IT
>>568714773>sending text to your other phone and post for updootsbased
