[PoE 2]>Return of the Ancientshttps://pathofexile2.com/ancients>Ongoing 0.5 patch noteshttps://www.pathofexile.com/forum/view-forum/2212[poe1]>3.28 Patch Noteshttps://www.pathofexile.com/forum/view-forum/patch-notes>Compiled links, tools and utilitieshttps://pastebin.com/SHt8unCtprevious: >>568694190
POOP
reminder:having modifiers tied to separate itemised drops allows for easier fine-tuning and balancing of acquisitionhaving metamod socketables on items with variable socket counts makes for more interesting crafting environment, where exceptional bases with more sockets than usually allowed opens up new craft possibilties and methodsnew players get to slowly acquire knowledge of crafting possibilties as they keep encountering new runes instead of having a long list dumped onto themsocketables allow for interesting item affixes that interact with them or the socket countsocketables allow for non-destructive item modifications, increasing the flexbilty of player gear without impacting pre-existing item affixessocketables can have various themes, instead of being fungible benchcraft tokens (divine orbs), which makes them target farmable via specific mechanicssocketable themes might interact with each other (ie. modifiers that work if socketable of type A is inserted alongside a socketable of type B into an item or for mutual exclusion of socketable types in one item)socketables instead of fungible benchcraft tokens might interact with other game systems and mechanics (such as corruption, as seen in the case of soul cores and architect soul cores in the lira vaal temple)
what's the BIS ascendancy for twisters?
>>568708762martial artist
>>568708762smith of kitava
>>568708487Spiritwalker is clunky as shit but very thematic and you get a bunch of unique visual effects so full vision gameplay, while Martial Artist is the most broken ascendancy since Lich. You decide which sounds more fun.
>>568708762abyssal lich
>2 more poops until league launch
This is officially a Lily thread.
poe2filter or neversink? I don't feel like spending 2 hours fiddling with filter settings
>>568708762your mom was my ascendancy last night for twisters
WHERE THE FUCK IS PATCH ON STEAM FUUUUUUUCK
>>568708817Don't worry, it's all vibecoded anyway nowadays. Both app and drivers.They also killed Nvidia control panel so you have to use this garbage app if you want to change shit.
>>568708898you arent the biggest boy anymore
>>568708936nice tits
>>568708967huh?
comparison is the thief of joy
When will the alt quality gem effect stuff be datamined? Like an hour or two before launch?
>>568708898So since you are rounding up, are you going to be on the toilet right at 3:59 p.m.?
Don't spread it around too much but this is my league start plan to solve defense early for dirt cheap. Bringer of Rain is already borderline useable with the 4 socket buff it got, getting even more armour and evasion plus ward on top will put it over the edge and make it genuinely a decent option early league for some builds. I still don't trust actual hybrid armor/evasion but you can just path iron reflexes and make it work.
>>568708754TRVKE
loot filter situation?
>>568709065>iron reflexes>with no armour applies to ele on helmet and on chestyeah that'll work great I'm sure
10 minutes for steam preload
When is our queen raphdee gonna stream?
>>568708936wowee
>>568709065can you upgrade jewelry?
>the best poo1 player is literally blackkeeeek. never beating the fighting games allegations
>heyyYYYYY GUUUyysss
>>568709065>can't use body armouryeah, no
Best build for a dude with a small dick that pretends to be comfortable with it when he really, really isnt?
>>568709210armor applies to ele is a meme stat for retards who don't understand what you die to in this game is 1. ground effects2. damage over time and monster attacks coded as non-hit damage3. giant phys slamsyou don't need armor vs ele to not die to elemental damage, just get some max res and recoup and you're fucking invulnerable. Shamans with 0 armor and 2k life can facetank arbiter waves by throwing on an Anvil and Saffel's Frame. You want enough armor to not get shotgunned by projectile spam and swarmed by a hundred breach/abyss monsters and stunlocked, but you don't need armor vs ele to feel tanky as long as you're not retarded and actually cap resists and have some recovery
>>568709331pathofmatth is black?
>>568709504anything melee
>>568708997shan't be updating for this patch then
>>568709504That's a Fubgun-type, I think.
>>568709520(You)
>>568709504minions
>>568709504permafrost bolts deadeye
>>568709065>>568709502HEAR ME OUT! Bringer of Rain Martial Artist with tattoos
>>568709520probably the most retarded post ever created in /poeg/
>>568706801 #What do you need all hits build combo for here?
post FUNNY
>>568709719
>>568708762deadeye or spirit walker but it depends how effectively vivid stags + parry generates frenzy charges
>>568709719no
>>568709520You're not really wrong. 9/10 of my deaths are to ground degens when im not paying attention or DoTs
>>568709637https://youtu.be/TSMxaWXO3ms?&t=69armor is a meme max res is the best stat in the game. there's a reason it hard caps at 90%, if you could get more than that it would be so good as to be mandatory, since going from 90 to 95 is 100% more survivability
what is the appeal of grenades? There's no gear progression, you can literally just clear all content naked with a normal weapon.
how shit is mageblood gonna be
>>568709821(You)
>>568709794>>568709805>AI Slopfuck off jeetsI SAID post funny
>they added runefishing
So, I can shove those runes from uniques into martial artist slots, right? I can potentially uniquemaxx with 26 unique effects?
>>568709520retard
https://youtu.be/yS36HmWuXGs?t=252Totem bros what is our defense?
>>568709719What's funny?
>>568709846Mageblood removes leech cap and provides instant leech, it's going to be insanely OP
>>568709065this gave 250 armour and 250 evasion when they released it, with no extra sockets. what the fuck were they thinking?
Belton won
>>568709806I know I'm not wrong lol. I had 15k sorcery ward in 0.4 and still had to press my life flask regularly because of how much non-hit damage there is. Armor vs Ele does nothing to non-hit damage, and the elemental damage you die to in this game, if ever, is ground effects, no monster attack that deals ele is killing you from full if you have good resists and like a single "hits against you have 20% less critical damage bonus" notable. Base monster crits are already only 30% bonus.
>>568709972Makes sense. Nerf something and make up for it with a new unique.
/ourguy/ is livehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t_YsOJZKats
>>568708936is this true?
>>568709831>you can literally just clear all content naked with a normal weapon
>>5687086723 HOURS REMAINING UNTILPATHOFJONATHAN
pob outpost your .build files
>>568710107HARD AF
Where is the steam preload?
>>568710058How do you overcome non-hit damage?
>>568710091crazy how ugly jap women are when they are not drawn in an anime style that makes them look white
>>568709846I assume it's gonna be fairly powerful but not on the level of 1's. If they stick to the theme of the original it's either gonna apply your charms at all times or regenerate charges for them at rapid pace.
I JUST WOKE UP FROM A COMA WHAT DO I PLAY
>>568710107It took them two years to reach 0.5, so we will have another two before they finally finish the game?
>>568710107this nigga shills for the game like north koreans for their dear leader
>>568710240Winter orb elementalist
I just want to point at things and have something else kill them for me
>>568710228doesnt exist
>>568710236Regen charms rapidly sounds pretty bad unless you have a lot of charm duration too. Your charm duration needs to match the duration of the debuff or it'll expire then it won't reapply anyway.
>>568710240Bleed glad
>200 gbs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5f5XsLJAlDEIT'S UP IT'S UP IT'S UP
>>568710314literally supporting fire tactician
>>568710240Expedition 33
>>568709675armor's only value is in reducing big phys slams and it's not even that great at those since the armor formula weakens against bigger hits. wearing a cloak of flame is already better than like 100k armor and actually works against ground effects too. Armor vs Ele is a meme because the only dangerous elemental damage in the game is the kind that bypasses armour entirely. You can be a memelord like Carn and get 250k armor vs ele for your Arbiter showcase video and then die to a ground effect the next map
>>568710216it's dropping in like 20 minutes
What's the Forsen build? Is he going to beat the monkey?
>>568710201I don't see an option to export build files
>>568710392Looking into this
>>568710445retard
>>568709648minionGODS own you pussy
>>568710228life lol
0-4. Twister Spiritwalker5-9. Mana stacker thorns Martial Artist
steam preload whenst?
>retard
>>568710445what damage type is the random shit that explodes under my feet
>>568710507take minion damage, use your massive spirit schlong to reserve a fuckton of minions, use muster support, ???, profit (supporting fire is a minion somehow)
How do I get the build file from POB?
>Standalone patching fucked yet again
>>568710680it doesnt come from pob
>>568710463:(
I CANT PATCHI CANT PATCHI CANT PATCHNO PRELOAD NO PEACENO PRELOAD NO PEACENO PRELOAD NO PEACE
>>568710601whew dodged a bullet there
>>568710656Isn't AR/EV dogshit though
>>568710457
WHERES THE STEAM PATCH
>>568710835I'm still gonna do it anyway it sounds more fun
>>568709065Is this a 6 socket unique if you get an exceptional base?>>568709776Grim for the state of gaming
do (You) have a name ready?
>>568710476The forsen build requires a prolapsed anus
uh oh patchie
>>568710882no combining the defence that only works on a diceroll with the one that does literally nothing works great
THREE HOURS>THREE HOURSI STILL HAVEN'T DECIDED ON A CLASS
PATCH WILL BE HOW BIG?
>>568710656Noted
>he is a jingakh
>>568710228>How do you overcome non-hit damage?1. Energy Shield works on all damage, not just Hits, which is why 10k ES is so much comfier than 10k sorc ward2. Max Resists work on all damage, not just Hits. You can get +15% max block chance and wear a Saffel's Frame for easy 90% all res. The reason Smith of Kitava is so comfortable on league start is not because of Armour, if you check their actual characters they often have 5k or less, it's because of the easy 90% all ele max resist. They get 90% of their defensive value from Block and Max Res, not armor.3. Damage Taken As modifiers like Cloak of Flame or the Shaman ascendancy combined with the above. Cloak of Flame and 90% fire res means you don't have to worry about even t3 xesht slams which is the highest damage physical attack in the game (and which also used to have 30% Overwhelm baseline lol, so armor cucks would get rekt even with like 100k armor because their PDR would be cut by 30%)
>x_Thefarmer is 38 years old>fubgun is 32 years old>rue is 35 years old>captainlance is 29 years oldLiterally wtf
>>568711012what in the actual fuck I thought it started at fucking 3 PM EST not 4 PM
>>568709678flicker is bugged and only builds 1 combo currentlythat node fixes that
PATCHY ARE YOU OKARE YOU OKARE YOU OK PATCHY
>>568711043GO FUCK YOURSELFI HATE YOU I HATE YOU FUCK YOU BITCH FUCK YOU
>>568710978retard
Its over...EOS...
>>568711012same for me its djinn verashta or bone cage chronomancer
WHY CANT I FUCKING DOWNLOAD ITI NEED TO DOWNLOAD IT BEFORE I SLEEP
WHERE'S THE PRELOAD JONATHAN?
>>568710119>i'm not your friendthat is a brave statement to say to lonely men giving you free money
>>568710739Its literally the point of the build file. Make the build in POB. Save the file. Import it in game.
>>568710648>what damage type is the random shit that explodes under my feetchaos or phys
>>568710391looks cool, ty for posting it cutie
>>568711067>t3 xesht slams which is the highest damage physical attack in the gameHow much damage does it do?
>>568711067speaking of which is 100% phys take as ele likely this league? it wasn't far off, I'm thinking with the unique runes
>>568711157Well one of those will steamroll the game for free and one of those will feel miserable with no gear so I wonder which you should pick
>>568711183Have the POB people updated POB to support it? It's not a POB file, it's a GGG file that POB has to support.
>>568711084It's later than usual
Best flavor of gamer supps?
>>568711067xesht slam doesnt even kill you with 3k hp and 50k armor, theres no point wearing meme gear just to say LOL LOOK HOW BIG MY EHP IS
does warcry buff snapshot on weapon swap?
>>568710882On Tactician or Witch Hunter it can be great but usually on via conversion shenanigans or because of OP defensive nodes
>>568710463this one is so sad :(
>>568711068all of these are wrong (don't ask me why i know)
>>568710882>>568711036you don't have to do AR/EV. I think the highest dps variants on ninja use pure ES, similar to this guy's minion ES version:https://mobalytics.gg/poe-2/profile/stone-sun-c5p1k5/builds/c193ad02-d210-4d2e-a5f4-70f4cb0cf376
Steamies are you okay?
If Balbala calls me a jingakh one more time, I'm taking down the entire Ardura Caravan
stash sale tomorrow or next weekend?
>>568709065This is my secret techDon't tell anybody
>>568711183>Make the build. Save the file. Import it in game.yes>Make the build in POB.noggg doesnt develop pob
>>568711358Just don't free her from her prison and get your ascends from ultimatum. fuck the women caravan
preload doko? this exile is vewy sweepy...
Going to sleep, nerds. Do you think the servers will be working by the time I wake up?
>>568711334Wow
I need a fun Spirit Walker build that isnt retarded piano titty-Twister, any sugg? Animal spirits would be preferable too instead of companions/minions.
>>568710948yesthese niGGGers better hurry up and launch the preload so I can go shower and clean up
I just know that if I leave to do something else now there's going to be a steam patch drop instantly
>>568711253
>streamers are predownloading already
>>568711280He said it would be in for launch. Looks like he didn't get it done in time.
>>568710463HEEMED
>>568711459Aren't you required to get your first and third points from Sugmas
When is the download on standalone changing from 0.4 to 0.5?
>>568711478>>568711461indian coded
If they launch the pre-download too early people will have too much time to datamine it before league goes live. They dont us to discover these things not autistically browse them on poedb
STEAM PATCH IS UP
>that kripp intro always kino
>I caught a coldfeelsbadman.jpg
i'm walking to the store so the steam patch drops the second I leave, you're welcome
>Fubgun just predownloaded a HH
>>568711458Yes, I'll just create the file manually instead...Retard. Mobalytics has build file downloads.
>>568711539Monke can do a lot more than that.
POE2 EOS ITS OVER
>>568711520>I need a fun Spirit Walker build that isnt retarded piano titty-TwisterLiterally cannot exist. All of the non-minion spirit skills require hoops to jump through.
>>568711539>5% critthis has killed alkaizer multiple times as an armorcuck confident he can tank it
>>568711649it dropped, thank you 7-11 hero
it's up
>>568711638heyguyshowsitgoingkripparianhere
>>568711630i fall for it every time
up on steam
>>568711012SAME. I want to play either Monk or Merc but idk which would be better for Flicker Strike(no i won't play deadeye)
Give me steam update now.
>>568711717it was hitting multiple times iirc
RESTART STEAM
fat steamer just plopped
what
>>568711097Fuck lmao
is ruetoo really a cat rapest?
>34,2 GBI thought you guys were memeing how the fuck is a patch 34 GB???
>>568711012Start witch hunter and reroll when we know whats good.
>>568711539>witchhoonter sorc ward tanks this and barely flinches>gemnig gets whopping 10% max life that goes away when he gets hit
>>568711587You are not.
So poe1 only jeets, whats your plans for tonight while we're all playing? Sitting in here and seething about nonexistent trannies?
>>568711789Probably PoE 2 Mystery box items being added preemptively.
I'm playing another game on Steam I can't restart it
clientbros i don't feel so good... why do steamies get their update first
Can we already download the game? Please reply
>>568711682are you mentally handicapped?ggg provides syntax information for .build files and supports it in poe2they dont implement .build file export in pob because they dont make pob, its some random guy mobalytics staff implemented it for their build planner, the pob dev hasnt yet
0-4 verashta 5-9 chronomancer
>>568710463It's funny that the Japanese guy who generated it got bullied off internet and was forced to apologize for generating it. This video got copyright striked too.
>>568711459I can't defeat jamanra without ascendancy
ITS UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP
>>568711630>>568711736>>568711780>Estimated 2 hoursI'm gonna make it bros
>>568711856>nonexistent correct, there is only male and female
ITS REAL ITS REAL ITS REAL 34 GB
Steam update is go bros
0 - 9 titan
Is there enough time to take a nappy?
>>568710463bro
>>568711713how about some interactions with shocked ground from deer spirit? surely there is a skill that can do something with that
>>568711936DO YOU THINK I DON"T FUCKING KNOW THATHE SAID IT WOULD BE IN FOR RELEASEFUCKING HELL
>>568712014GET BETTER INTERNET
standalone bros...
Is it normal?
>>568710463why does look like it would be fun?
>34 GB Is that jeetcode?
oh yeah I should jerk off to femboys before league startyou guys look up Archon of Undeath and Puppet Master for me
What's a good build for chuds?
No Gemling Quality datamined=Your leaguestarter is shit, possibly
JONATHAN IS THROTTLING MY INTERNET
>>568712171no you got banned bro
buy this nigger another yacht for the early preload
Rain of Arrows on weapon set 2 with reduced proj speed so it lasts longer"power charge on hit" Stonefist gloves and "All hits build combo" Martial Master nodeRain of Arrows gives you perma max power charges and constantly procs Tempest Bellspam Falling Thunder on weapon set 1 for 2500% damage and 21 projectiles every hit with no downtimeFind. A. Single. Flaw.
>>568712149ok how?
>>568710463
steamsissies we're winning, i'm already in queue!!!
>>568712310MOVE NIGGA
I'm going to make it
>>568712278it isn't flicker strike
>starting steam updateOH SHIT
>>568712278>weapon set 2
>>568712221shield slam warrior
>>568712384anon I...
>>568712384based
>>568712262This one too
>>568712105Yes, there is. But you need to move 10 meters to trigger the stags. There is no way to play the ascendancy without it feeling clunky as shit.
>>568712105Primal Strikeprobably squishy as fuck through because you're a melee evasion build damage should be nice tho
>>568712384retarded niGGGers caused this
1-9 monk0 skip league
>>568711445>Eldritch Battery during Campaign
Who has the most accurate 0.5 tier list?
patch donequeue not up
LET ME IN I DONT WANT TO USE STEAM
WHY DID THESE RETARDS LEAVE THE PRELOAD SO FUCKING LATE
>>568712586ds_lily
>>568712586deadeye iceshot
>>568712171Anyone?
>>568712104cute
>restarted steam>it prioritized the POE 1 updateFUCK OFFFFFF
WHAT THE FUCK MY HILLOCK IS MAVEN INFLUENCED
I'm in maps already get on the level
>>568712104Stop eating chips fat fuck
>>568712586anyone with resolute technique
>>568712609every league lol
>>568711846But bro muh Strength scaling free health>-20% stat magnitudeWho the fuck is Gemling for? Retards? The ludicrously rich?>>568711941Fuck it, I'm going to play an ES/AR block Varashta since nothing on there scales with wands or staves
WHERES THE FUCKING PATCH NIGGGERS
I CANT PATCHIM GOING TO BE LATE TO THE LEAGUE STARTIM GOING TO BE PERMANENTLY BEHIND THE SSF ECONOMYITS FUCKING OVER!!!!!
East coast bros reminder to switch to Texas servers because EU will invade
>>568712105you know what has a great interaction with shocked ground from deer spirit? twister
post flow chart
taco man gets BTFO
Can I download this on my gameboy advance
>>568712820No fuck off, we're full.
>>568712602Isn't the queue always an hour before launch?
am i hallucinating or was it delayed by an hour
How many more hours until patch?
>go to bed >wake up >steam is updating at exactly the moment I requestedthankyou Jonathan you will get the $5 we agreed upon
So. What will redditors cry about most this league? Place your bets.
>>568712820You were supposed to keep this quiet
GET THE FUCK IN HERE WE'RE ALL THERE >https://www.twitch.tv/talkativetri>https://www.twitch.tv/talkativetri>https://www.twitch.tv/talkativetri>https://www.twitch.tv/talkativetri CERTIFIED HARD
>>568712820EU bros make sure to invade US servers. They can't reject our love.
>>568712976twister sucking at low levels is a given
JOHNATHANTHE PRELOADYOU FORGOT TO ENABLE THE STANDALONE PRELOADAIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
They should add fishing to POO2
>>568712926been 4 EST for as long as I can remember looking at it
>>568712976Having to swap masters even though it's a million times better than the poo1 system
>>568712976I put 7 runes in the thing and the fight was too hard
>>568712885That guy has been playing poo for like a year I wouldn't follow a build from him.
Download complete
>>568712996Uhhh yeah, i think ill Go With God
>>568713096Didnt they? or was that the poe1 league?
>it's an abstract kind of feel
preloading is dark patterns
I GET AN ERROR CANT DOWNLOAD THE PATCH WHATS GOING ON IAM GOING INSANE WTF THIS CANT BE HAPPENING NOT TO ME WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON CHRIS WILLY HELP ME
>>568713064looks like the average day on /biz/
>>568713160
>>568713096Diablo 4 has fishing. And swords.
>>568713034I'm already on Washington anyway. But it's probably gonna get blown up as well, so might just switch to Singapore
BIGGESTUPDATEEVER
>>568712976es recharge gutted, so dying a lot
>>568708672pick a build for me, something hard to master but when you master you're godlike.
I dont usually bother with a loot filter until maps.
>>568713064me on the top right
>>568713160STOP LYING >>568713237STOP LYING >>568713237STOP LYING >>568713237STOP LYING >>568713237STOP LYING >>568713237
>>568713324twister
>poo1 updateSECRET LEAGUE
ORIANA OPEN THE CAGE
>32gb updateWTF?
When Johnathan said it was the biggest update ever he meant it's the biggest patch size ever
>>568713120yeah I saw that and I immediately realized "people are going to want all three at once".
>>568712976How their increased *tinks* per hour did not equate to more spending power
>>568713259ONE UPDATE TWO GAMES
>>568713361they only teased 10% in the trailers
>>568713361Thats what happens when you hire jeets
what the fuck
endgame>fixedapologize
This makes burgers mad.
>>568712976they will spend 2 hours in act 1 then quit claiming the game is too slow pace for them
WHAT THE FUCK ARE THESE RETARDS DOING WHERE'S THE STANDALONE PATCH FSHFUSDGFHSFGDF
REMEMBER,EQUIPTHEAUTISMRING,DUMDUM
>>568713064Build for bottom left?
>>568712976uniques being too expensive
WHEN CAN I QUEUE REEEE
>>568713361Buncha new voice lines and assets
>>568712976>swapping atlas masters before every map make me feel bad cuz FOMO ;(>having to redo campaign bosses for facebreaker stacks sucks!>muh economy>new league mechanic bad
I hope they start a stash tab sale before I make it into endgame
>>568713605In an hour or so
>>568713369The patch is so big because they stealth dropped swords
>>568713661you don't have to redo the campaign bosses for facebreakers, retard-kun
poe1 is 60gb, wonder if it'll triple in size when they update its engine
>>568712976league mechanic not rewarding enoughhave to memorize little rune icons to know which brick their buildstakes too many maps to fill atlas treecan't progress on finding other pinnacles when voyaging in the oceanpinnacles after quest too rare
>>568713541ahh fuck thanks, i always rember it like 2-3 hours in and then its inaccurate and pointless
START THE QUEUE SO I CAN TAKE A NAP FFS
>>568713468>poog and reddit want D2>get it in poo 2 0.1 (warrior also sucked in that game)>NOOOOOOOOOO NOT LIKE THAT
So this is going to be the norm? game gets 40gb bigger every league until you have to dedicate a whole ssd to it?
I'm not going to order my pizza's for another 4 hours
>>568713752the uncompressed poe2 files used to be like a TB *before* this patch.
>>568713705>Geojnor dies>you can pick up his sowrd
>>568713792Jonathan does NOT want us to get a nice nap before the league...
>>568713819retard
>>568713752>when
>>568713812poop2 still plays like that albeit
DOWNLOADED
>40gb mtx patchwaaaaow!
>>568712976today I will remind them
>>568711957good
>>568713828wtf
>>5687138120.1 was fun
>>568711336Not like I can play it today anyway (europe) ((going to sleep))
>>568713732>proof: my gaping but whole
by the time my game finishes downloading, server would be about to start, Poe2db wouldve been fully updated and live, builds wouldve been figured out. I just launch the game, decide the class and follow the build guides :)
>>568713857There's a non-zero chance
I am so ready now lads.Game downloaded,snacks and food bought. 0.5 soon yeah life is good
>>568713819The patch is only ~7gb more than it was last time retard bro. the 40gb also includes changes to the old files including replacing them and updating some.
>>568713237>>568713347Standalone niggers get what they deserve
>>568714000retard
Don't care about swords unless I'm allowed to equip them as a butt plug
>>568714049are you going to drink a fucking beer while playing ?
>>568714049>made for sharing>he's by himselfheh
>6000000 runess= 40gb
WTF why can't I patch?
>>568712278love evil women
>>568714059The game is already like 250 GB or something retarded, i remember when 1 TB memory was seen as a really high end thing, now thats not even a quarter of a game
why is filterblade barely working in firefox
Why are so many people using the steam client now than the standalone?
>>568714049That's just a light snack
seriously why do you only get 2 hours to download a 40gb patch?
>>568714049cute Icon. you about to finish the snacks sitting in queue, only to get hungry while in act 2
I remember back in 0.4 I logged on and was already in maps, truly we are in degraded and inferior times.
>>568714193why can't you buy a few supporter packs?
>>568714253it's {current_year}, anon
>>568713812>tfw normal fallen blocks my level 95 barb's berserk 5 times in a row
>>568714049not enough beer
jonathan pls start queue
>>568714224why would anyone use standalone
>>568714224its less anxiety inducing, sometimes the standalone gets confused and forget how much you already downloaded, or makes you download it again despite getting the torrent, etc. Gabe is slow but reliable.
>>568714049>Blueberries>Beer>Energy drinkI knee->mints, cheese bread>colaNever mind, my autism prevents me.
>>568714253you need 2 hours?
>>568714253
What build am I playing
I downloaded it throttled to 40MB/s in well under 20min on wifi on a shitty US residential ISP, where the FUCK do you people live?
>>568714392so you dont have to start steam to play the game
>Connection failure>Disconnected from patching server before patching completed. Try again
>>568714392Why would I want to have to open Steam and then open the game when I could just open the game???
>>568714114Cant buy higher than 3.5 % alcohol percentage in regular stores here, so its almost water. I bought it for sausages will have it as last snack before i go to sleep.
NIGGER
feeling extra retarded today lads
>>568714446western europe is hell when it comes to internet
How long until I can get in the queue?
>>568714114I will be drinking an entire bottle of wine with my pizzas
>>568714392It used to get priority treatment. But now it's become kinda pointless.
I CAN'T PATCH! STANDALONE LIVES MATTER!
>>568714638only after I'm queued. me and jonathan have an agreement :)
>>568714446Anon 99% of the world has less than 5MB/s
>>568713361All minion updates
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yS36HmWuXGsPAY 2 WIN PAY 2 WIN
>>568714453>>568714497i guess, but i have most games on steam so i just have that shit open 24/7. i like achievements and playtime tracking
>>568714773based
>>568713857KINO
i just ated whole chimken subway sandwich thing i am full to the burst i am ready to league
What is the /poeg/ approved snackie tierlist?
>>568709719poe2
>>568714761I am very happy to not know how much time I have spent on PoE1 or Factorio
>>568714773what the helly </3
>normally download at like 55 mb/s>it's raining like fuck outside>speed drops to 10 mb/swtf
>>568708364> Falling Thunder that always sustains 2 power charges wtf how?
QUEUE UP
>>568714758Surely you're a bot reposting shit nobody cares about/has already seen, not an actual human being thinking this is some sort of meaningful interactionRight?
>>568714853Sausages
>>568714773That's a man
>>568714621There’s no fucking way anyone in Western Europe has a slower internet than I do in the middle of fucking Siberia.
>>568714773My knees... they bending
>>568714758loll
>2 hours until league start >literally 0 (zero) hype dead game
>>568714919I'M OUT EATING LUNCH WTF
>Steam downloading before standaloneWhat is this opposite day or something
>>568714919AAAAAAAAAAAAAJONATHAN YOU FUCKER LET MEEEE INNNNNNN
I WILL DO THE LEAGUE MECHANICI WILL TAKE 10 HOURS TO DO THE CAMPAIGNI WILL HAVE FUN DOING IT
>>568714773>sending text to your other phone and post for updootsbased
>>568715036what are you eatin? I ate a chicken quesadilla and a chicken empanada.
>>568714874i just did a playthrough but had to stop before the dlc cause poo2
>>568714773
>>568714202>evil womenno need to repeat yourself anon
>>568715020I'm hyped and pogging like crazy
>>568715020Hard to get excited over poo2. I think I would rather play deadlock now
>>568714919please no i'm not even done patching...
>>568714975thats like 5 times as fast as my internet living in the center of a medium sized city in western europeits fucked
I'm redownloading the whole game
QUE UP>QUE UP QUE UP>QUE UP QUE UP>QUE UP QUE UP>QUE UP QUE UP>QUE UP QUE UP>QUE UP QUE UP>QUE UP QUE UP>QUE UP QUE UP>QUE UP QUE UP>QUE UP
>>568714773HEH WIFE BAD
>>568715020>hitting 800+ posts every other hour >0 hype k
>been download for the last 30 minutes>2 GB/34 GBGo on without me, bros....
I heard this game is for dumbass retards that pretend to be better than Diablo players, is that true?
1 MORE POOP BROS GET IT OUT BEFORE ITS TOO LATE
https://x.com/pathofexile/status/973005975375392769>Due to some unforeseen issues with our backend patching servers, the 0.50 update for the standalone client will be delayed by approximately 90 minutes. We apologize for the inconvenience this may cause.
AHHHHHHH STOP THE COUNT
>>568714202
>>568714114>are you drinking a heckin beer!?why are zoomies are so fucking GAY
We're still getting the secret ascendancy reveal soon r-right...?
>>568715367not even babu? pathetic
QUE IS UP I REPEAT QUEUE IS UP>QUE IS UP I REPEAT QUEUE IS UPQUE IS UP I REPEAT QUEUE IS UP>QUE IS UP I REPEAT QUEUE IS UPQUE IS UP I REPEAT QUEUE IS UP>QUE IS UP I REPEAT QUEUE IS UPQUE IS UP I REPEAT QUEUE IS UP>QUE IS UP I REPEAT QUEUE IS UPQUE IS UP I REPEAT QUEUE IS UP>QUE IS UP I REPEAT QUEUE IS UPQUE IS UP I REPEAT QUEUE IS UP>QUE IS UP I REPEAT QUEUE IS UPQUE IS UP I REPEAT QUEUE IS UP>QUE IS UP I REPEAT QUEUE IS UPQUE IS UP I REPEAT QUEUE IS UP>QUE IS UP I REPEAT QUEUE IS UPQUE IS UP I REPEAT QUEUE IS UP>QUE IS UP I REPEAT QUEUE IS UPQUE IS UP I REPEAT QUEUE IS UP>QUE IS UP I REPEAT QUEUE IS UPQUE IS UP I REPEAT QUEUE IS UP>QUE IS UP I REPEAT QUEUE IS UPQUE IS UP I REPEAT QUEUE IS UP>QUE IS UP I REPEAT QUEUE IS UPQUE IS UP I REPEAT QUEUE IS UP>QUE IS UP I REPEAT QUEUE IS UPQUE IS UP I REPEAT QUEUE IS UP>QUE IS UP I REPEAT QUEUE IS UP
>>568715408it's not much of a secret if they tell you about it...
Martial artist. plants or smith of kitava with auto fire spell
LET ME IN YOU FUCKING KIWI NIGGERS
>>568708945Moneyfilter then or whatever it's called. Guy has a thread on the Discussion board. Use that. There's also demonfilter.I use poe2filter, but I don't do a premade i go over (almost) all the settings/details.
standalone bros... we are losing? I still cant download the patcherino
>>568715093works now
jonathan you fucking cock sucking bitch ass NIGGER
NEW ERROR
>>568715367something is wrong with your link? it just leads to a picture of an anime girl's anus...
>>568715279>wife>having to ask to come overdum dum
JONATROOOON
>boosteroid actually updating the game before league launch for once based, finna be playin with max settings 120fps from minute one
STOP QUEUING I'M NOT DONE DOWNLOADING THE GAME YET
>standalone
>checking resources...
STANDALONE IS UP I REPEAT STANDALONE IS UP
>>568715524I assumed you were lying BASED TRUTH TELLERYOU SAVED MEHERES YOUR (YOU)
what's the point of playing if forsen isn't on
>>568715441nothing much, what's up with you?
QUE IS UPITS TIME QUE IS UPITS TIME QUE IS UPITS TIME QUE IS UPITS TIME QUE IS UPITS TIME QUE IS UPITS TIME QUE IS UPITS TIME
>>568715565buy an ad rajesh
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
standalone works now
>>568715627I confirm its true
>>568715479Indians fight like women and children do lol
>>568714737Okay, how long until YOU can get in the queue?
HOLY SHIT TURN ON CNNNEW ZEALAND JUST GOT INVADED
Diablo IV fucking won, I’m sorry I doubted you blizzardgods….
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WHY IS IT FUCKING BIGGER ON STANDALONE WHAT THE FUUUUUCK
>>568712976There will 100% be something UI related to screech about which is as always the only VALID complaint
IT'S OVER FOR ME BROS. GO ON WITHOUT ME.
>>568715807BASEDDADDY TRUMP WILL DELIVER DOZENS OF ENSLAVED NEW ZEALAND SLAMPIGS TO MY DOORSTEP
>>568715627CONFIRMEDDOWNLOAD IN PROGRESSERECTION GAINING STEAM
>2hourscome on stupid niggers theres no queue for a long time
OH FUCK SWORD BROS
>50GBwtf?
>49.88GB
>>568715441>>568715264>>568715669liars
>>568715719nigga did you want him to punch him in the head and kill him
>>568715719it's staged, retard
>>568715839>D2: saved>D4: saved>SC2: saved>WC3: savedI fucking kneel to microsoft....
>will spend the league start at the dentistAnd it will be MORE fun anyway
50 fucking gigs. is this what they meant by "our biggest update ever?
>>568715842gaben I kneel
>50 GIGS
>>568715842>>568715892
>>568714049STAY THE FUCK OFF MY STOCKHOLM SERVERS DO NOT FLOOD IT. BÖGJÄVEL
>>568715982Slap the dental assistants ass. You will know when. Trust me.
>>568715565>renting someone else's computer to play games>introducing even more control/response lag>lose everything when you stop payingI know zoomers are terminally retarded, but really? have some fucking self respect
PRELOAD UP??
just fucking kill me
>>568715883HOLY SHITOLYSHIT
>>568715915>>568714773so hecking wholesome and epicuptiliy dooted brother
Torrent bros, we're saved.
QUEUE UPQUEUE UPQUEUE UP
ALL EU CHADS YOU KNOW WHAT TO DOINVADE THE US SERVERSLEAVE NO AMERIMUTT ONLINE
>3 digits
What are the new crafting systems
>not even downloadingits over see you tomorrow
>>568715883ITS REAL
QUEUE IS UP
based
>>568713096They should add more content to maps that isn't just killing monsters
winning
>>568715883Its fucking real holy shit
post yfw steam has already seamlessly installed the update
STEAM CHADS STAY WINNING.
>>568715156Im still mad that space age was so fucking dogshit.
I won
How did the Apocalypse Shaman build go unnerfed?
are you guys really gonna sit with the game up for 2 hours
So will EU servers be totally fucked like always?
>>568715719well they are weak. in fact weaker than caucasian women
IT'S FUCKING OVER
>149 people ahead of youEZ
how is controller support? I'm debating whether I try the wasd for the first time or just grab my controller melee build
LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
good enough
>finally at a point in my life where i dont get unnecessarily excited over a videogame launch>will just download it whenever and play it when its stable and enjoy myselffeels fuarking good desu
>>568716082I'm not a zoomer, my ping to their nearest data center is 4ms, so it's an overall increase of 8ms, which is impermeable and finally I'm not going to buy a fucking gaming PC when the only high demand game I play is PoE2.
>>568716250because it's awful until you get decent gearearly maps and campaign is a chore
>>568716294Captain lance loves controller over m+kb
>>568716250Cuz it's shit
>>568716319same
bwos I'm thinking edc lich league start :)
>>568715479Holy shit those punches are weak. Why would his homie stop him though desu? Gang up on that unc and beat the life out of him wtf? Guess this is why whites are ontop.
>>568716272Yes, welcome to MyCompany indie company game.
>>568716108Minions continue to ruin everything
>*taps keys randomly*I'm in
>>568716269no lol I won't open it until a couple minutes before the queue starts moving
>>568716197i kneel>>568716269why not, its not hurting anything
>>568716197based if true
>>568716272YeahBecause of it I don't care about the queue, you can go ahead bros
what is this vibecoded ass patch
>>568715839D4 is just fucking way to casual and easy, first time I'm heavily into ARPGs and did all bosses in T12 without much struggle.Trying PoE2 to see if it's harder or not.
steam download is being super fucking finnicky for me why couldn't they do this shit earlier in the day
>game updated>732 in queuetime to goon for two hours
>>568716327Until Diablo V releases, then you’ll chug some onions and pog out
Q UP
Poop2 enjoyers are like the goycattle that sit in line for 2 hours for a shitty roller coaster
I'm still downloading...
>621, got a new job for you.
about time to chose starter. any ideas?
Fucking piece of shit amateurs, i'm doing a chargeback on the supporter pack.
>>568716445I get this error for the past 2 years. No way around it other than restarting the patching process.
>people are in queue before i even managed to download this jeet coded patch
>>568716523Tactician Crossbows.
ROACHROACHROACHROACHROACHROACH
>>568716509You know you can jus minimize and it do otrher stuff until it starts
>>568716507>>568716215Someone is lying
Why the fuck is the Q up? im not even done downloading you fucking jeets
im not gonna make it bros just leave me behind
yall crackas need jobs
Poowunners should be permanently banned from ever playing PoE2.
>>568716553it doesn't matter, if you get a favorable queue position you WILL be dropped by the server early and go to the back of the line.
>>568716342who the fuck is captain lance
>standalone client is treated as an afterthought now>consoleniggers and steamniggers get all the attention and prioritizationfucking new zealand twats forgetting who fucking made them as a company
>>568716509haha this fucking loser retard with no friends is seething at themeparks because he's never been with friendshahahaha
Two questions from a retard who's coming from Diablo 2Can I respect?If I go minions with the witch, can I still be tanky enough I won't die in two hits
>play infernalist>pick a channeling skill>slot pyro pact>do map>as long as you don't use any other skills with a mana cost it's completely free - so, heralds, wind dancer, lifetapped skills still good>(and if you do, just rezone to fix it)>the free channel also stacks sigil like you're spending mana (but not indigon)>Still working since 0.2
>>568716593>SCouch....
I think i am fucked
That's it I'm switching to steam after my first sleep
You should be able to have any class start at any beginning position on the passive tree.
>>568716638having a job is how we can afford to not work every now and then :)
>>568714898you're replying to a double digits stream slave.for this to work you also need the two combo nodes (because Falling Thunder is a slam, not a strike)
>>568716215>>568716507AMONGUS
>>568716682The guy that is oddly attached to energy blade in poo1
>jonatroon fucking over stand alone client players with shit patching forcing them on steam for bigger numbersthis is exactly what he's doing and anyone thinking otherwise is literally retarded
got a bad spot its so over
>work week: over>shower: taken>food: eaten>kid: aborted in 2018>wife: divorced in 2018>gym: pump completeyea fellas, it’s gaming time
>>568716630I WILL CARRY YOU
>>568716715yeah and by endgame respeccing is basically one of the only uses for gold. there's also easily enough to do mini-respecs while levelling.
>>568716507>>568716435>>568716368>>568716319>>568716297kill yourself
>>568716815i unironically believe this
hahahaha YES
just had a job interview at GGG and accidentally called it "pee of poopile", how fucked am I?
>>568716815should have downloaded the preload torrent :)
>>568716638nigger its friday evening. what the fuck do you want from us? are we supposed to work at this hour?
>>568716715>respectNo respect for you. Yes you can respec passives, ascendancy. Not class tho.As for witch depends on ascendancy and your plans.
i'm going to masturbate
>>568716593>softcorePoE1 gamers, this is your champion?
There is zero justification for any game whatsoever to be over 30GB never mind the absolute insanity that is approaching 150
>>568716815>forcing people onto the platform that take 30% cut of off his sales
>>568716815well it worked cause I swapped from standalone to steam after the 0.1 fuckup
>>568716852>she didnt download the torrent yesterday Sis...
>>568716706No im just coping because im stuck at work for another 3 hours
>>568716923dont speak to me like that
> still don't know my starterI can't be the only one. Toss up between monk, Merc, warrior, or sorc.
Can't even patch now, thanks for not testing this shit at all GayGayGay.
>>568716937My plans are to not die while farming shit for a warrior so I can melee rape things
>>568716949>buy the game on website>play the game on standalone>jonathan bricks standalone patching>now you have to play on steam and count as +1 player
>>568716941we don't actually know the final size of the game files by adding the patches together.
>>568716738Dude. There is also 100 gb worth of shaders. You are literally NGMI.>>568716715Witch is giga tanky don't worry
what are the chances of the server imploding and the league to be unplayeable for the first 2 days
KNEEL
Which class is made for BWC? Like you wanna just rape the shit out of them with your BWC….
>>568716638I literally just came back from work
>>568717012good
>>568716815But Steam isn't the only source of playercount, they regularly do an announcement with the combined playercount numbers...
I'm almost there...
Guys guys important build question:Pizza or giant pot of soup for tonight?
>>568717056this isn't a Blizzard game so quite low
>>568716630>493h playedwth. they should forbid below 500h niggers to even join the queue.
EUfag here, was able to download it on steam just finechange your region to closest to west EU and it might help
>>568716626what is she cosplaying for launch?
>>568710463i was waiting for the cute twist but it never came
>>568717175put your pizza in the soup
>made me wait 10 extra minutes to get in queue>still this low in queue80k max concurrent players for 0.5. it's over for poop2
>>568717090warrior and his thick thug shaker.
CHECK THESE NUTS IN YOUR MOUTH JONATHAN YOU FUCKING RETARD
>>568717090merc obviously
>>568716593quin69 is now unironically the top poe player among the streamers
FUCK YOU GGG NIGGERSFIX YOUR FAGGOT BULLSHIT
EVERYSINGLEGODDAMN LAUNCHTHIS FUCKIN ERRORHOW IS THIS NOT FIXED
Eu bros how much coffee are you downing to last until 04:00 today? Im gonna have my heart beating like a drum.
I got cucked by the standalone client 2 years ago, switched to Steam and never looked back. I tried to warn /vg/ one time but was scoffed at.
>>568716949You don't even have to buy it on Steam to play it there, as you can register the standalone key on Steam and be an idort enjoyer with both if you want
>>568717282Nothing but water. I'm not a fat fuck, so it's enough.
I CANT DECIDE!
>50GB patch 5 minutes before queue goes upSee you in 8 hours I guess. Queue will be gone by then and hopefully server issues will be worked out.
>>568717282i wish coffee worked on me it never did not even energy drinks, i do have a monster mango loco for placebo
bro wtf is this faggot tytyfaggot wearing?
>>568717260>Implying this wasn't always the case Everyone else just played meta builds in poo 1. He is the God Gamer.
Is Grenades Spirit Walker retarded or gigabrained? I am thinking witchunter grenades for starter (ssf btw) then Spirit Walker for my #2, maybe Talisman/Staff.But if grenades on spirit walker has enough synergies i would like to not feel so pressured to be able to feed myself off my witchhunter's kills.
>>568717421post it
>>568717387>will be gone by then and hopefully server issues will be worked out.
>>568717421
what guy is going martial artist clone channeling ability so I can copy him
Enabling queue while standalone can’t even download is unacceptableThis has never happened ONCE in 14 years.On top of that, standalone patching is becoming increasingly tedious because of all the disconnections during the patching process.
this is all fun and games guys but I'm still torn between whirling assault titan, something something martial artist, whirling lance twisters deadeye or whirling slash twisters spirit walker.what do I play AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>Error 403The fuck is happening
>>568717282I quit coffee for a while leading up to this so the effect is super strong and one or two cups should do
>>568717175lasagna soup, get the pizza flavors in soup
>>568717282Got a big monster ready to go
>>568717421it's called being your true self, chud. you wouldnt get it.
I have to work until 5 PM so I guess I don't have to worry about a queue or servers
>torrent did nothing>still have to download shit>internet goes down >now I'm going to be fucking last in queueWhat a shit start.
>>568717421>>568717473
>every league launch the standalone bugs happen>people still use the standalone client
I'm like 15 minutes late to queue and it's still this low? Is anybody even playing this game???
>>568717532Fuck that sounds good. Going to ditch work to go get the right noodles.
>Patch is upDatamining hackerman bros do your thing.
>>568717532Damn I kinda want that, the sauce is always my favorite part of pasta/pizza related foods.
>>568717613fucking hell the pipeline is well underway
Rue is liveI repeat, Ruetoo is livehttps://www.twitch.tv/ruetoo
>>568717491Yeh definitely a choice.... I guess fuck standalone folks, GG Sttam users? wild.
>>568717421dude transed out years ago
Was Ziz viewbotting? Check how low his viewers are.
>>568717613
>>568717613the sex offender aesthetic
>>568717282im having a redbull right now and that's enough to keep me awake until 8am
https://www.twitch.tv/ds_lilyhttps://www.twitch.tv/ds_lilyhttps://www.twitch.tv/ds_lilySHES ABOUT TO GET HER TITS OUT GET YOUR COCKS READY
>>568717675I mean, Standalone has had these issues since PoE2 EA release.. so yeah, this should have been fixed by now.
>>568717619Yeah man would love to have steam open with one of the worst optimized games of all time
>>568717421Its Femboy Friday
>>568717613And they say that grooming isn't real
It's unironically over, had to switch to Steam because the standalone shit the bed. Remember meeeeeeeee.......!
Jonatroon sabotaging standalone to force people onto Steam to push vanity metrics. >>568717637Nobody downloaded the torrent this time because it was ridiculously bloated. Everyone is still downloading the 50 gig patch.
>>568717613why do crackers do this to themselves?some kind of humiliation ritual?
>>568717741reporting in
>>568717613looks like he's wearing a poop2 hoodie... yikes
>it's unironically faster to download whole game on steam than to get 50gb update on standalonebro...
>>568717421he once said he hates his "redneck family" because they were all anti-vaxx during covid. I swear to god that was like a year ago. grown adult cant handle the fact other human beings have their own individual thoughts. dude was talking about it on stream, like they were garbage. he is a fucking degenerate with a dildo up his ass.
>>568716941What do you mean approaching? It's officially just over 160GB.
>>568717282no coffee, amphetamine sulphateplaying ssf btw
ITS UP ITS UP ITS UP ITS UP ITS UP ITS UP ITS UP ITS UP ITS UP ITS UP ITS UPhttps://www.twitch.tv/ds_lilyhttps://www.twitch.tv/ds_lilyhttps://www.twitch.tv/ds_lily
dont forget to join global 1488 to be with all the niggers
>>568717680Ziz fell off after getting married
>>568717613what compels a man to wear this and not even shave his stache
>Checking resources
>>568717727HEEEEEY GUUUUUYS!!! (,,> á´— <,,)
>>568717741her what
2 hours to download 30 GB, fuck this world, holy shit, when its a CAPCOM game I can download in 15 minutes 100+ gigas.
>>568717532the one my grandma used to make was better than actual lasagna and I fucking love lasagna like my name is Garfield
>>568717741My princess better be looking FINE tonight
>>568717783the torrent dl was obscenely slow for me so i thought 3 hours to dl 40gb would be fineturns out the update is actually 50gb (no idea how they could possibly fuck this up) and you cant download it on standalone less than 2 hours before league startNIGGERS
>>568717828least schizo chink
>>568717671his voice is extra irritating today
>>56871719695% of that is campaign tbf. endgame was so bad
>>568717823why didn't you use the standalone torrent, retard?
>>568717849Reminder that I will be monitoring 1488 and you all MUST show proof of Mageblood + 4 jewel Voices by the end of week 1 or you will forever be databased as a bad player loser retard who knows nothing about PoE 2. I'll be watching.
rue is a cat xd
my ISP started a maintenance few hours before the fucking patch, now I'm still downloading the game, will stay hours on the fucking queue, rip
>>568717976In what sense?
>>568717727HEEEY GUUUYS
>5533 people ahead of meoh :(
Where were (You) when the client came up
Blizzard won, their servers wouldn’t brick at a mere 40k players
>>568717849i will be reporting 1488 spergs as usual
>>568718009I'm not downloading fucking 140gb before time to use my ssd resource and wait for the patch day
do i play the spirit walker companion build?
this queue is pathetic compared to Piss n' Pee 1LOL
later, losers
DM, Ghazzy, Pohx, doing the combined viewer twitch exploit to get to the top of the category.
Only just finished and im only 5300? Thats not bad. Guess all of you really are just poors and jeets
>>568716630Why is it so small
STANDALONE WORKING
>>568718086If this was a normal league the queue would be over 100k by now. You'll be in within 5 minutes.
>>568718040r*ped
https://github.com/NeverSinkDev/NeverSink-Filter-for-PoE2/releasesremainder to get the newest filters
>>568718192>1Gbit Is that supposed to be good? I’m a 2Gbit Chad myself
my headphones are not working i need to reset my PC AIEEEEEEEE
>>568718187League wont even have 300k peakPoE 2 has had a lower and lower player peak count every league since 0.1Its time to EOS this shit
ATTENTION!!!>ATTENTION!!!ATTENTION!!!>ATTENTION!!!ATTENTION!!!>ATTENTION!!!0 POOPS REMAINING!!!!ITS HAPPENING
>>568718347KWABOTY
Download doomers the servers will crash on launch anyway. Have you ever played POO before? it ALWAYS has server issues the first day. We wont be hitting maps tonight.
>finished downloading over 50 minutes ago>left apartment because I couldn't queue>come back and queue just now>only 5000 people in front of mehypebros did we lose?
>>568718239I never actuall played a league
>standalone patch download crashed againLMAOOOOOOOO!!!!
>>568718354They should have added swords.Maybe they panic and add them by next month.
>>568718347This isn’t NTE, take your coal burning whore back
2 fappies left until the league
>>568718437have YOU ever played? I have never had an issue being in the queue before launch on standalone
>>568717613Why didn't you save him /poeg/
ATTENTION. STOP WHAT YOU ARE DOING AND POST:>league starter>weight>favorite league of legends champion
>>568718480that's what you fucking GET
>>568718132retard
CHECK POE2 MAIN SITE SKILL TREENEW ANOINTSPUPPET MASTER
>Already bought Early Access last year>Storefront acting like I never bought itWhat's the deal?
>>568718565martial artist into coc cometidk i dont have a scaleleague of legends sucks
okay mutt bros, here comes your fellow europoor :3
JOHNATAN OPEN THE CAGE
>>568718543oof
>>568718437there was like one time and they were being DDOS'd
wtf
>standalone in the year of our lord 2026you have no one to blame but yourselves
>>568718565ed/contagion infernal bitch70kgrenekton
My only 2 friends who play are skipping the league cus they have AMD GPUs and apparently poe2 has a crash problem with those. My guild stash shall remain empty :(
>GGG forgot to fill the queue with bots>now no one will believe the poedb numbers when they bot it up to 400k tomorrowHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA!! Caught in 8k (the actual number of PoE 2 players.)
>Connection failure>Error: Received HTTP 403 while downloading
>standalone>no security>bigger files>slower download>lots of errorslamorolf even
>>568718565https://maxroll.gg/poe2/build-guides/minion-army-shaman-build-guide145 poundskayle
Standalone is finally working for me
>>568717741I'm already bricked up
>>568718565glacial lance amazon108kgtwitch
>>568718595>command skill slopyou niggas were hyped for this?
HOLY FUCK CHONK BROS WE FUCKING WON SO BIGLY HUGE
>>568718565ice shot dead eye300lbsannie
>>568718565>Whirling assault chayula>148 lbs>Azir or Braum
I can feel the 1 milly peak
oh hey free charges
>>568718565>>league starteridk, I guess the bear druid someone told me to play. Don't know what else is fun supposedly>weight like 200 in freedom or 90 in europe>favorite league of legends championHUEHUEHUEHUE
>>568718565>league starterdruid plants into coc comet>weight160 lbs>league of legendsLMAO
>>568718664>europoor>queued for US serverbro...
>still have Poop2 uninstalled cause 0.4 was such dogshitgoddamnit I'm gonna be late.
>>568718696i played poo2 wth 2 different amd gpus and never had issue
>>568718696My amd gpu has had zero crashes. I think your friends just don't like you.
>>568718792108kgI dont care about your height and the amount of muh muscles you (dont) have. you are obese and its fucking disgusting. you are a burden on your health care system.
>>568717613reminder that he is a vocal poe2 hater
Right. What's this then?
>>568718841total generator death
>>568718841>RNG charge generation>Every 5 (FIVE) seconds
>>568718565spell totems142kgmaokai
>complain about the dogshit standalone client patch experience on GGG forums>post instantly deletedlol, lmaofuck you chink owned NZ niggers
>>568718664>not one west coastI am safe
>>568718565>grenades witchhunter>99kg>pantheon
>>56871882425% more chaos damage?
>>568718881>cause 0.4 was such dogshitYou were filtered. Your kind needs to stay away.
>>568718915ive got a huge munchie box next to me
AAAAAAAAAAACK
Any rape bait characters I can make?
>>568718974does this work with this stupid cat charm for movement speed?
>>568718347Sakiri best girl.I'm running down my city stam in NTE while waiting for PoE2 to update.
>>568718824HOLY FUCKING KINO
>>568718565witch something still don't know82kglux
the amount of salt this patch generates will be biblical
>>568718987kinda broken for charge regulation
>>568718565>Starterhttps://maxroll.gg/poe2/planner/r83uss0h>Weight90kg, 190cm and 18 cm if your asking...>Fav lol champAkali, Qiyana, Viego, Syndra, Ahri (I Goon to all)
>>568719081Yes, works with everything on rite of passage. This thing is gonna be bonkers as anoint
>>568718824>>568718841where are you guys seeing this?
>>568718565Martial Artist Flicker/Whirling AssaultDefinitely way too much lolI haven't played LoL in over 15 years, but I liked Singed back when I played it. I even had that riot guard skin for him.
>ancestrally boosted spells
>>568718792>>568718829>>568718846>>568718991>>568719023Fat FUCKS
>>568718565ice shot140-150lbs idk haven't checked in a whilepic rel
>>568718565infernalist totems200lbstwisted fate
Why did nobody tell me Standalone was dogshit in PoE2?
>>568719081maybe? silver flask is scaled by flask effect so by that logic right of passage buff should also be scaledbut probably not simply because it would be too op
>>568719052>doooooooood 100000 divines is cheap! just snake temple broit's you dopamine whores who are gonna get filtered now that temple is adjusted
>>568718696AMD is better than nivida for poe2, my computer is a potato and runs it fine. I'm sure your "friends" are missing out.
Fucking incompetent shitheadsfirst it was insta-disconnectthen 503now 4033 leagues in a row the same exact shit on league startyou can bet EU servers will be fucked AGAIN as well
>>568718862>he lacks critical informationngmi
>>568718565SAND DJINN VERASHTA
>>568719023>>568718991>>568718829>>568718792lose weight you fat fucks
>>568718841>>568718987Now im reminding you that this was literally gemlings ascendancy passive point for 3 leagues in a row and it was literally unmodifiable, it was 5 seconds no matter what
my patch is just hanging at 99.99%
>>568719231>>568719285This is the price you pay for not worshipping Gaben
>>568718862eu servers are unplayable for the first 2 weeks of a league
>>568718987>rng1rn2r33d
>>5687192853 leagues in a row and you still didn't just transfer as Steamy lol
GGG cant even patch their game correctly
>>568719285403 means you don't have permissions anonbetter fix that. not their problem.
>>568719347You forgot 200kg
>>568718565bear whatever90kgI played the good game, dota 2, instead of league of lesbians
>>568718565gemling im retarded80kg, 176cm, 6 inchesorianna (nerubian assassin Nyx)
I knew I should have downloaded steam yesterday
Which frog frogposters? The pink one is gonna turn my HO into a zoomer's gaming room. Either the purple or the green.
>>568719384To be fair, steam version is dogshit in PoE1
>>568719285this has happened quite literally every single leagueeven the beta launchit wouldn't even be a real issue if they were competent enough to make the fucking thing RETRY failing files, but no, it nukes the entire fucking update action forcing you to constantly restart the patcherit's a stunning show of complete and total incompetence
HELP
>>568711067
oh my god varasha djinns is busted as shit
>>568719360>>568719209i am big boned i swear!!!
>>568718565MA into wyvern something80kgnever played that trash outside 1 time during beta in 2009 or something
>>568719347Get your bitch ass back to /nteg/
>>568718912AMD had a driver issue in 0.4
>>568719360i actually did once, like 5 years ago i went from 130kg down to 75 and had the vague outline of a 6pack but then i got lazy now im fat again
>>568719231it's always been a bit unreliable. i only switched to steam because of baldur's gate 3 and not being able to pre-torrent the data (the only advantage of standalone) hasn't been a problem.
https://www.twitch.tv/mathil1the twink went live
>9056 ahead in queue>>568718974Mind Phylactery bait.
>>568719501Purple frog
I feel zero hype...
START DOING THIS
>grinding dogshit turd meneurI have a fix for the client issue guys, go grab a cucumber out of the fridge, put it deep in your ass, and imagine Johnathan counting money and not giving a fuck that your dumbass is sitting there seething over his subpar product. He actually finds it amusing that's why he seems so jolly.
>>568718117okay yakub
big bois general
>>568719567you are a food addict, seek treatment
Is this game made for psycho rapists?
INFERIOR CONTENT CREATOR IS LIVE, LETS GOhttps://www.twitch.tv/guythatdieshttps://www.twitch.tv/guythatdieshttps://www.twitch.tv/guythatdieshttps://www.twitch.tv/guythatdies
Can't wait to not get a greater jeweler's orb until level 75 like last league
>>568719772by and for :)
>>568719704
>>568718565>sorc coc comet(remnant MoM)>74kg>nocturne jungle
>>568719772Only if you follow the rue build
>>568718565Whirling Assault MA245Fiddlesticks (pre-rework)
>>568719802you get a guaranteed one in the campaign retardbro
we're all watching Djoko lose right now before the servers start
League isn't up yet and rue is already insufferable
DOOMSISSIES IM DOOMING RIGHT NOW THIS LEAGUE IS DOOMED IM DOOMING IM GONNA>DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
>poe 2 is now nearly 142GB why?There is nothing in this shit that warrants this much space.
>>568719927>>568719927>>568719927next
>>568719596inb4 he's that guy
>>56871990390 GBs filled with 0xFF to filter the poorfags
>patch keeps erroring on download
>>568714049>Super Size>660g>Made for sharingYou disgust me.
>>568718824huh that's weirdmaybe it was a mistake on their webdev end>>568719197website skill tree updated
>>568720069>
Newfag here, will gemling be good?
>>568719209>Fat FUCKSanon, I've never been overweight in my lifeI've been underweight most of my life and am now dead center in the normal BMI scale
I asked the Basilisk to extract what Archon of Chayula is from the website info and it got me this.I don't know if it's accurate.
>>568720272if it was it would have a build guide.
>>568719818something sus about her
>>568720085I see but hovering it does nothing
