>IT'S HAPPENING EDITION[PoE 2]>Return of the Ancientshttps://pathofexile2.com/ancients>Ongoing 0.5 patch noteshttps://www.pathofexile.com/forum/view-forum/2212[poe1]>3.28 Patch Noteshttps://www.pathofexile.com/forum/view-forum/patch-notes>Compiled links, tools and utilitieshttps://pastebin.com/SHt8unCtprevious: >>568719927
I AM STILL AT WORK
first for /ourgirl/
>0 poops
Is this a joke?
comparison is the thief of joy
ONE. MINUTE.
SHOW ME ALL THE UNIQUE WAY OF THE STONEFIST VARIANTS
>reminderverashta won enjoy the league
when will shader comp stop???my cpu is going haywirei already have 33°C in my fucking flat man
~hey guuuyyyysss
niggers tongue my atlas
GOOD LUCK FRENS!
I keep getting disconnected from the queue is that normal
/poeg/ is a laimu thread
good luck girls
30 SECONDS
>>568730157thats my son
The tub calls us all
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
i don't know what to play
rolling0-5 Spirit Walker companions6-9 Chonk Minions
Pour a flask out for me boys. I work blue collar and something major broke. Gonna be working probably all weekend and into next week. Ggs, have fun getting to maps.
QUEUE MOVING
IT'S HAPPENING
alright see you guys in a couple hours
two seperate campaigns, one shared endgame
> still don't know what to start with
Oh no asmongold is rawdogging varastha djinnWelp hes gonna stop
How do I stop watching porn and jerking off daily?
BLYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPISSS COMING FROM MY ASSSSS
>>568730162B I G G E S TOY
LET ME INLET ME INLET ME INLET ME INLET ME INLET ME IN
I'M IN
LET ME IIIIIIIIIIIIN
IAMIN
YUP YUP YUPThis just in:sources confirm that it is OVER for POO2They're saying it never even began...
>>568730286Got contracted to create the mule press, many such cases.
>>568730351stop watching lily
LET'S GOOOOO
>>568730351when you meet the right girl you will fix yourself overnight don't worry about it
IM IN
EUROPE BROSWHY ARE WE NOT MOVINGAAAAHHHHH
rolling0-9 gemlinggets fub build
IT'S GOING DOWN...
LET ME IN LET ME IN LET ME IN LET ME IN
Jaa... Go on without me and fight on...
>>568730347I'm still on the fence between bear druid like someone said or MA monk
>>568730430IT'S OVER
>>568730426
link me the good xbow merc guide pls
>>568730286Poured out 3 life flask charges
>>568730390A WORLD OF PISS AND SHITWORDS FALL FROM YOUR MOUTH LIKE SHIT FROM YOU ASSEU IS MOOOOOOOOOVING
>>568730427wait nta but is that why I feel responsible and like nothing bad matters anymore wtf
ENTERED AND CRASHED TO DESKTOP
oh no
so close..
...
poe1 queue is so much faster...
>>568730491MA monk is just whirling assault from last league but no QS. Snore
FUCK FUCK FUCK THERES LIKE 30K PEOPLE IN FRONT OF ME IN THE QUEUELET ME IN YOU FUCKING NIGGERS AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>568730162
yayyyyyy make space im new
my game crashed when i created my character
SAW YOU IN HALF
I will log in with my standard league character first and briefly look at the level 5 support gems and compare damage with screencaps I did before the patch
>730 in queue>crash during loadscreen>40k in queueAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH FUCK
BEAR STILL SUPREME AND CLEARING CONTENT ALL OTHER BUILDS SUCK ASS
FUUUUUU>>568730614don't worry you crash as soon as you try to enter anyway
>>568730643UR LATE
>>568730413Mules ain't gonna press themselves. Thanks. >>568730515Only 3?
lolgetting to town crashes the game currently for everyone
>>568730612>not doing flicker
GODSPEED BOYS
>>568730656I said this
Why do streamers never crash?
EU dead GGfuck GGG
>>568730594lol poop shit 2 slop jonatroon garbage tub low caste dalit jeet game flopped BIGLY
>campaign started but nothing but the grinding gears visible
>>568730612I'll trust you despite not knowing what you're thinking off, logged out of the huntress I made for gems and made a druid
>every update brings back smaller number of players than the lastPoo2 sisters... we got too cocky *sigh*
Deadlock detected!
>>568730427I'm 30 and have never even kissed a girl, I think that shipped sailed off.
EU STOP EATING UP DC US AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
TELL ME WHICH CLASS (YOU) ARE PLAYING
NIGGGERS
>asmon says quinn builds are amazongLMAO WHAT
I'M IN BOYS
IM IN IM FUCKING INim not in
>>568730745>Poo2 flickerNo thank you LMAO
What does GGG have against Deadlock?
Game is working for streamers. Skill issue.
Reminder we are NOT getting marauder everThe 2nd space is for gladiator
>>568730832Same but I'm 38 turning 39 in a few months. It's never gonna happen unless I fly to a 3rd world shithole and rape a brown girl.
>People are already finishing act 1 and quitting
>EU queue dead.Goddammit.
>>568730864Plant Oracle Druid.https://mobalytics.gg/poe-2/builds/plant-oracle-druid-leveling-build-guide
>OPERATION TIMED OUT
>>568730864I DONT KNOW
>>568730976SWORDS.NEVER.GAME?SHIT!
what the fuck is this? im just gonna cancel goddamn
sooooooowhen are we getting those backstory cutscenes for every class???????
>>568730980nigger get a dating app and lower your standards holy fuck
AAAAAAAAIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEE NOOOOOOOO NOT LIKE THIS
I FORGOT TO LOOK FOR NAMES
ONLY 280K>ONLY 280KONLY 280K>ONLY 280KONLY 280K>ONLY 280KONLY 280K>ONLY 280K
>20000+ in the que>FINALLY I'M IN>operation timed out :^)niGGGers...niGGGers never change
>>568731049Good, more speed for me.
about to hit 300k
game crashed "deadlock detected" i dont even have that game installed wtf jonathon
>>568731136>>operation timed out :^)Classic league launch>>568731161
>5 minutes of watching this nowYes hello EU, are you alright??
FOR THE CLAN
I'M GOING IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN
>get in>forgot to namechange>have to log out>log back in>30k in queue
>Stockholm glitched out
>>568730864LA DeadeyeI never played the class before
Am I getting baited? What the fuck is this?
>troonathan disables standalone patching so everyone has to use steam>chartfags actually eat it upKEK
Overabundance 3 is not in the fucking game
WHY ON GODS GREEN EARTH HAS GGG NOT INVESTED IN MORE SERVERS AND BETTER SERVER INFRASTRUCTURE??????>>568731229>>Stockholm glitched outYOU ARE FUCKING JINXING ME BRO NOOOOO
>>568731082>A 2.8 GB patch for PoE1 vs a gigantic 150 GB towering the sun update for PoE2Yeah, Maybe tomorrow. I'm logging in on 1.
What are the top meta builds that are also really nice to play with a controller?
>>568730864You already know what it is
why didnt i listenwhy didnt i just select a us server where i have negligible ping anyway...
Is SSF really worth it?
How do I import a build file?
>>568731358YesYou can actually have fun with the game instead of being a marketfag
>>568731302>>568731245Switch to Amsterdam. The only thing swedes know what to do is suck muslim cock.
>>568731202REEEEEEEQUEUE IS AT 0REEEEEEE>>568731335same broi even clicked on washington
ffs
>>568731302Been like that for almost 2 yearswhat the fuck are they doing with money
>>568731137>>568731049why is this kusoge so fucking big
>>568731358worth making yourself suffer? absolutely
>>568731371buildplanner folder in documents
>The operation requires the account to be logged in>DCed and back in the queuelmao
Changed to washingtonQueue is 15k Go eu bros do it now quick
>>568730347be a necromancer chad like me! :3
>>568731245Change the serverget out from StockholmI had constant "the operation has timed out" on Stockholm
>>568731358The game is already piss easy and trade just trivializes it further. I always start SSF to clear all content and then switch to trade if I want to autism minmax
>>568730157you faggots better stop posting this actually bilogical female and embrace the warm butcrack of Larry
>stockholm server is deadits fucking OVER
>deadlock a second timeJONATHOOOOON
>>568731437Every time as if ggg hasnt had time to fix common problemsJEsus christ every FUCKING TIIIIIIIME
I got in againand crashed again lol
>he reached 0?>shut it down
DEADLOCK DETECTED DEADLOCK DETECTED DEADLOCK DETECTED DEADLOCK DETECTED DEADLOCK DETECTED DEADLOCK DETECTED DEADLOCK DETECTED DEADLOCK DETECTED DEADLOCK DETECTED DEADLOCK DETECTED DEADLOCK DETECTED DEADLOCK DETECTED DEADLOCK DETECTED DEADLOCK DETECTED DEADLOCK DETECTED
>>568730864SorcererChrono will be fun, but maybe shitVarashta is going to be OP and maybe I can go no-skellies with the buffStorm is going to be fun and strong no matter what
any improvements to the overall look?
FUCK I knew I should have just gone to sleep.
>>568731474TRVMPSMITE THIS E*ROSISSY N O WHE IS INVADING OUR PATRIOTIC SERVERS AND THREATENING THE PEOPLE OF ISRAEL
Holy fuck Rolling Slam feels great now
How the fuck do I import a build planner? https://mobalytics.gg/poe-2/builds/plant-oracle-druid-leveling-build-guideI want and need my hands held!
>new minion nodes mean Varashta can run at full speed with 0 cooldowns on any of her commandslmao
Amsterdam UP
OK everyone just pause your download for one second, thank you for your attention to this matter!
>>568731557>>568731592
>>568730864Mercenary or Monk.. I'm still undecided and i'm in the queue.. maybe i should get off the queue and let another take my spot, someone who actually knows what he wants to play...
>>568731414Where in game do I import it or whatever?
>steam automatically started updating the second the update was live>STILL DOWNLOADINGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
just delete deadlock bro
>>568731695Do you have any idea how fucking long it takes to re-download and re-install this fucking beast of a game?
>>568730864Chrono w/ Redemption
>>568731592deadlockbros.. why does tencent hate us so much..
>>568731358Its pretty freeing to play the game how you want rather than needing to play the highest div/hr strategy
shoop now blinks
ITS PEAKING AT 300K AHAHAHAHAH
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>568731728who knows bro, we all stuck in queue!!!
Are all the people playing going to throttle download speeds? Mine's stuck at like 2 MB/s, and I know I have better internet than that.I don't got a problem with just waiting until tomorrow, just wanna be sure this isn't a me problem
gonna try this n see if it fixes deadlock shit
>its gonna hit 500k guysso when is poo2 getting axed?
>Fubgun higher viewer count than QuinIs the playerbase really just in it for the tinks?
>>568731856MINES IS STILL DOWNLOADING THOUGH
playing with 100ms is fucking ASSSSS
>>568731856???
fucking hell, i forgot about the league today, i'm installing it again.
jesus how much is this gonna cost?
i'd rather watch larry play than just simply look at a pair of tiddies which happen to be female
Why did I stay up for this, no point in racing on these dicked down servers. Nice going GGG same shit waiting at 1.0 no doubt
>>568732038Is this buff always up?
>>568732014WHY IS THE STANDALONE LAUNCHER FASTER THAN STEAMFUCK JUST FINISH DOWNLOADING ALREADY THIS IS TORTURE
Anyone else can't just click anything after creating the character?
>>568731979It's steam. Steam doesn't care about how many people are downloading/playing.
>>568731315Any crossbow build
>vile hags one tapping meI might be retarded
Shit servers again.Guess I'll just get drunk and cum on my own face pretending it's Lily again. Lame ass company, get it together.
my hc run ended in clearfell
>>568732038Are those the mageblood mods or what?
Anyone got past deadlock yet? What server?
>>568732135chop chop, nigga
Delete the build files to stop getting the deadlock crash. You're welcome.
>>568731989>>568732012see>>568732014
INFINITE COGS FUCK YOU JONATHAN
What is strongest build?
peak is gonna be less than it should've been because they decided to not have a pre load for freeloaders, which means 2 hour average download which means EU already going to sleep game is one of the biggest ones out there and no pre load is crazy
????
>>568732121yes>>568732234yeshttps://poe2db.tw/us/Mageblood#MagebloodUnique
>>568732363probably intentional to make them dodge the leaguestart queue shenanigans
>Quin already dropping exalts in the grelwood How do I get this luck
>>568732283HOW THE FUCK NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOFUCK STEAM YOU LIED TO ME
IF YOU ARE USING A BUILD PLANNER AND GETTING DEADLOCK CRASHES OPEN IT IN NOTEPAD AND CTRL+F "name" THEN SHORTEN THE NAME
Preload doko?
i paused my japanese learning for poe2 and you are telling me the servers are dead
GOT IT
>>568732425lmao, this is screams of the desicated on fucking crack, holy RNG jesus
>>568732526kek pootards in charge of coding
>>568732551slut
The character simply doesn't wake up on the shore
> the only way to go 10% as fast as a poe1 character with rare boots is to get a fucking magebloodI do declare, poo2fags are the biggest cucks to ever exist
>20% of retards using steam stuck>meanwhile the 80% launcher chads are already in and beating Act 1 HCStandalone launcher wins again
>>568732764>permakilled by latency spike
>>568732568This is racism
>>568732135Steam doesn't randomly crash at 90% downloaded
>Deadlock detected>Deadlock detected>Deadlock detected>Deadlock detectedwhat is the problem with this fucking dumb chink game
Did they add in Mommy Maven yet?
>>568732795But what about the steamcharts numbers then?
>>568732442console had pre load like 10 hours ago tho
>>568732920The Skynet Funding Bill is passed. The system goes on-line August 4th, 1997. Human decisions are removed from strategic defense. Skynet begins to learn at a geometric rate. It becomes self-aware at 2:14 a.m. Eastern time, August 29th.
>game crashed in store
>>568732283>>568732014wait is that just the update? or are you guys redownloading the whole game? lmao
>>568732990Because more people are playing from the standalone game than steam you have to take the current steam players and multiply them by 3 to get the real number of players.
So I just can't play the game...
>>568733205im going to sleepits unplayable
>>568732396chat is this real? wtf???? GGG...
>Exalt from Devourer
>we rolled out this brand new build planner system please try it out saar>but if you try it out you literally can't launch the gamePOOJEET OF VIBECODEXILE
>>568733128i download the game one day before a league starts but i forgot todayt
Fuck me i cant playI know currency drops are gonna be crazy
>>568733151So there's over 1 million players right now?>>568732012
>I ran out of disk spacego on w/o me
ITS OFFICIALDOOMERS GOT RAPEDMOST SUCCESSFUL GGG LAUNCH OUTSIDE OF 0.1
>>568733309they know people will uninstall as soon as they have to play this slow and boring shit, thus they try to keep you out (but still technically playing) as long as they can
>>568733390ah ok cheers anon
Kuzuha is onhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qs6gvjQOsr8
>>568733482I'M STILL FUCKING DOWNLOADINGFUCK STEAM
>>568733482uh... diablotroonxisters....? i thought .5 was a leflop...?
>>568733482see>>568733151
any speedrunners?
You know how there's that little video that shows you what a skill does in the skill screen. But I can't see the video of skills I can't train yet. I want to preview all the skills to see what looks good to work towards. I swear you used to be able to do that, did they take it out of the game or is there a workaround I don't know about?
>>568733631> biggest expansion ever> free weekend btw> they still cant manage to surpass 0.1Stagnated.
GEMCHADS WON.FLICKERGAWDS WON.
>died 5 times to the first runic encounterclassic ggg balancing
This is so fucked.At this point should I just give up and go download the launcher instead?
>>568733904of course, the game fucking sucks
>>568733981Change download region, Unless it finished downloading and is just installing the game.
wtf is this shit man???????
>>568733904cope
DOOMIES ARE YOU OKAY?ARE YOU OKAY?ARE YOU OKAY DOOMIES???
PLEASE JUST LET ME IN THE GAMEI WANT TO BE ONE OF THE 370K+ PLAYINGI DON'T WANT TO BE SITTING HERE STARING AT THE DOWNLOAD BARWHY AM I SUFFERING FOR STEAMS ISSUES
Are swords and axes still homeless in PoE2?
>>568733482>>568733761see>>568731269
Oracle or witchhunter dragon?Oracle is free crit for powercharges
>>568731269>>568734286That's fake though? Standalone patches fine
>>568734070lol
>>568734070game is caching shit
>>568734170Imagine being a doomerNot only are you always wrongYou're miserable while doing it
yup its gaming time
>>568734170>370k>there's people still download the game or not off work yet but about to be 4:40PM right nowSo we thinking 500k easy in the next hour?
>>568733482i still have to get back from work. fuck these anti eu hour releases.
>>568734617Probably tomorrow or sunday. In the next hour or so a lot of yurobros are gonna head to bed.
YOUR TWISTED NECROMANCY ENDS HERE
>>568734556NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Lots of cool little changes to the campaign. Part of me just wants to go to bed and experience this blind tomorrow
>just woke upNOOOO FUCK YOU NIGGERS
>my fucking pc just crashed >lost like 40 gigs of progress fuck my gay life bros
so anyone can equip talisman and shapeshift? that's kinda retarded
THE GUILLOTINE D R O P S
cant decide what class i want to doabyssal/lichgemling/tacticianshaman/oraclestormweaver
>>568734707It's a Friday nightThe fuck are they heading to bed for?
>fubgun already in act 3
>>568735105The HH he got from the Red Vale has him zooming
where are the new secret ascendancy stuff?
>Might surpass zoomers yappingDoomsissies.... what can we do?!
fuck, it's so slow... i wanna play already
>free weekend>absolutely MASSIVE patch (it's bad, but that's how they sold it)> Diablo IV and chill , poo2 0.5 looks promising, might check it out #AD #SPONSORED #PAID>Can't ever break the 0.1 peakThe absolute state of bootlicker troon and his band of poo2 sycophants LMAOOOOOOOOOO
>>568735185sex?
>>568735179AIIIEEEEBLIZZARD-SAMA DO SOMETHING *NOW*!!!
>>568735258I'm still downloading it and I'm not even in yetMy number hasn't counted towards the peakHURRY THE FUCK UP STEAM FUCK
lmao
>>568733981dunno how relevent this is but AWS has been having issues today and lots of services are having issues as a result
>>568735327What even goes in there
why are the ingame build files notw orking
>>568735179how the hell does gtaV still have that many viewers?
This is seriously fucking agonyI think I'll just download the launcher insteadthen my number won't count towards the steamcharts player counts
>>568735382your mum
>250k max
>>568735527its 11 pm in eu wait 10h
>>568735527see>>568735326pure fucking agony
>13% rangerFUBGUN LOST HIS INFLUENCE ITS FUCKING OVER HE WILL NEVER EVER COME BACK FROM THIS
you'd think that in 2026, patching games would be a solved problem that doesn't take 3 gorillion hours
>>568735710so what is the current build that people are going to play?
>>568735710>warrior found dead in ditch outside Clearfell
>>568735527How many more 100s of K do you think are still patching right now?Is the real number actually 600k people now trying to play?
>>568735710This has to be the most balanced launch yet, right?
>>568735710>monk still highest from when i played (game launch)why
>>568735939Monk got 2 new ascendancies.
>already boredto be fair I think I leveled monk with bow last time, now I am pocking with the quarterstaffhaven't played since 0.2 so I don't remember shit
>downloading POE2 update>windows freezes>give it a few min, downloader shows error and closes itself>dedicated vidya drive doesn't show up in explorer or crystaldisk or device manager>reboot>shows up briefly, but quickly disappears>tons of ntfs errors in event viewer>look up codes>indicative of failing memory or controller>not 2 days ago crystaldisk showed the drive at 100% SMARTPOE2 IS A FUCKING SSD KILLER>>568735527I said 550 a thread or two ago
>>568736007waddazogi should reach patch notes
>>568735819You forgot the people who are using the launcher which isn't tracked by Steamso the real number right now is over 1 millionPoE2 won.
>>568735527>he moves the line lower and lowerHAHAHAHAHcan't wait for the>You said 1.2 won't reach 40k players??? :)>we peaked at 51k (bots (for 1(one) night))>HOPEchads we WON!
is poe2 still slow and boring as fuck with maps like this?
i tuned into a stream of poopie2 and it still looks like the most boring arpg ever made, what gives?
is stormweaver still best if i want to do a spark/arc build?
am i forced to do the tutorials now?
>>568736072how old is your SSD? chinkshit?
>>568736161See>>568736102
>>568736371wut?
I'm a retard who might be about to lose his job, what league starter am I picking?
They made the campaign mobs harder.
>>568736686What is the job?
Oracle or witchhunter for dragon? HELP
ONE MILLION PLAYERS
>>568736748Good
doomers????
>>568736889See>>568736102
>ONE MILLION PLAYERS
>>568736756webdev, I'm ashamed of what I am
Is there a list for all the gemling quality gems?
>>568736410nah, kingston kc3000 nvme 2tb (games) and 1tb (os)bought new when I built this system in 2022
>>568737030See>>568736102
i finally bought this game because i hear so much good stuff about poe and it ended up being on sale today too!! im so excited to join your general and contribute to the community!!! :)
>POE1 only jeets right now
Nice, the download will finish in an hour and I can take a nap in the meantime.
>>568737228Wow that's great marketer-sama, welcome aboard! Hope you have a blast!
reached cemetery and already too sleepy to keep going
>400kDoomers will NEVER EVER come back from this.
JWUhow is the league? downloading right now
>>568737462it's over. not even 4 million on league start. POOP 2 EOS WHEN!??!?!!??!?!
I thought they fixed the whole getting run down and dog piled in act 1 thing. What the fuck is with this pack density?
>>568733482inflated numbers since everyone moved to steam since standalone literally doesn't work
Talk me out of Plants Druid as my league starter before it's too late.
>>568737462EMERGENCY MEETING!!! ALL POE1 PLAYERS REPORT TO THE SITUATION ROOM
>>568737408im not shilling or marketing or shitposting or being ironic or anything!!! i just really wanna try your game im serious
Martial artist or gemling?
>>568737602Fake newsStandalone works and downloads even faster than Steam
2 more hours of work
>>568737030>doomer is some retarded ai jeet What a big surprise
>only 42% downloadedfugg
400k on steam200k still downloading because steam is shit600k on standalone because they aren't plebs1 million players
>>568737168>Constantly jumping through hoops to defend the gameYou are absolutely ass blasted.
Torn between Chaos Chronomancer and Lich, which would have higher overall damage?
>tfw 890 average mbps download speedcruise control set to cool...god i love being white...
>only dota and counter strike have more steam playerswtf... poowunners told me this was the end for poop2?
>>568737909What hoops?See>>568737848
>>568737040Anon I have been different tiers of literal Janitor throughout my life, along with other similar back breaking shit works. You work has value, don't be ashamed of working to make your keep.
>>568737974Mines is still fucking downloadingWhy is this taking so long my speed is not this shitIs someone throttling it?
>>568732191Do nade launcher builds count?
I forgot how fucking ass act 1 can be. I'm getting 0 loot and everything is just taking fucking ages to kill.
>>568738169FEELTHEWEIGHT
>>568737040you're not a subhuman retard 90 IQ neet like me anon, dont be ashamed at of that at allcondolences on the employment prospects though
>>568737848Why didn't I listen and get standalone launcher instead.I still can't play this fucking game and people have already beaten act 1At this rate how screwed am I in trading?
>2026 and I still cannot use mouse and keyboard for my inventory and menus and controller for comfy gameplayEVEN DIABLO 2 HAS THIS LMAO AND BLIZZARD IS RUN BY SENTIENT SLUGS
Is it just me or is everything sped up/smootherFuck it feels nice
>>568738273not that serious lil bro
>>568738273take the ssf pill
league sucks, im outback to d4 i guess
>>568738273>act 1You mean 2
>>568738446this nigga actually plays diablo lmaooooooooo
What went so wrongHow did we get hereCan we ever go back
I need that gigaturbonigger who spammed the stupid trend line chart for months back in 0.4 to come back3.29 will be the last update for poe1.
>>568738485AAAAAAJHHHHHHHHHH>>568738372redpill me on it
just got 2 exalts from the league mechanic in cemetery act 1, it is overtuned
why isnt ben playing?
stfu
@568738578its all bots. cope2jeets getting extra desperate because GGG only has 1 more chance before tencent sells them to krafton
>>568738605earn your own stuff rather than being fed leftovers from rmt bots and poopsocking nolifers. Learn to actually craft and use items appropriately instead of converting everything to divs and trading off of that.
The real peak won't be til tomorrow afternoon when we have peak Saturday EU and late morning US. GGG won this round.
>>568738578prepare for largest dropoff ever
How do i enable the build planner in-game? i put the .build file in the BuildPlanner folder but i dont see where to enable it in game
>>568738748this, friday still has wagies who go to sleep instead league starting
Im going to sleep, cya in 8
GOONER DOWN
>he is a jingakh
>>568738795blue icon in the top left of the passive tree
Really amazing numbers considering PoE 2 still has absolutely zero post-campaign content. Since nobody is using build planners in-game yet the retention is going to be epicly high too. Total Jonatroon Victory.
>it's going to hit 1m playerslol
holy fuckin roll slop garbage this shit sucks dick or maybe thats just monk?>hit>roll>monsters twice the speed>spam flasks>roll glacial roll glacial
>>568738893oh thanks anon i see it now im blind
who to watch? who to give subs?
AMERICANS ARE GETTING OFF WORK
>install build planner>deadlock detected>crashfuck you
>>568738956Every melee monk build levels through all of act 1 with ENTANGLE or TWISTERS. It's just shit game design. You have to power through to the point where you can actually play the game. Martial Artist is unironically the first melee class that is actually going to feel good to play at endgame.>>568739051We stand for Snoobae.
Poop1sisters we could never...
>>568738938See>>568737848
just emptied my balls to lily, download at 74%
>>56873932699.99999% of poe2 players are on steam
>>568737969nigga I got 1gbps on my thirdie shithole get real
what class to turn my brain off and enjoy
>>568739226>doombros like this right now
>>568739391Wrong.
>SAAAAR STANDALONE HAS ONE HUNDRED FIFTY BILLION USARS SAAR POO2 ACTUALLY MOST POPULAR GAME IN THE WORLD SAAR POO2 IS TEN FORTNIGHTS AND TWENTY MINECRAFTS PUT TOGETHER SAAR NEW WORLD RECORD SAAR
Just got home and re-installing now. What build should I try bros?
>>568739391Steam overlay tanks my performance and makes my laptop fans run hot so I use the standalone launcher.
really niggas? already?
>>568739581You're a fucking idiot and a steam cultist if you think steam numbers are an end all be all.
>>568739698HELLO?DOES THIS GENERAL ONLY RESPOND TO IMAGEPOSTS???
>>568737075https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/108YzJb9Txh5PPyFLhRueeBRxqQlqxvu25lU8ov9aetY/edit?gid=1391356157#gid=1391356157
>>568739581
>>568730070HOW CAN HE SHOW MIDDLE FINGER??? HOW CAN HE SHOW??? IS HE INSULTING??? IS IT HONEST MISTAKE?
>>568739931See>>568739820
>>568730384I'm at 78%. Been downloading for almost 2 hours now. This is fucking awful. This is like indian dial up speeds.
Warrior or witch?My first actual proper time playing Debating on safety of minionfag vs shieldfag
bros is asmongold playing today? i think ill watch him while grindingfuck i love poe2
>>568740064my first character in 0.1 poe2 and first path of exile character ever was warriorthe experience was so horrific I am never playing melee again
>>568740064minion is comfy but slow late gameshield warrior is comfy and kills bosses faster on a budget than witch
>>568740106asmongold doesnt play video games
>>568731358If you're straight and fuck biological girls, then SSF is for you.
Hopesisters... We lost.Discord meeting NOW
Jonathan won. Chris lost.
>>568740358NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Heh, sub 2 hour act 1You nerds WISH you were as good as me.
>""biggest expansion ever"">doesn't mention any new classwtf? is this update even meant for a campaignfag like me? did I make a mistake?
failed nofap streak awardgooned to cuck porn again awardgonna play monk again even though I said I wouldnt metaslave this time award
already bored
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_JMF5Bq7uuUatziri hideout is out
>>568740358Jonathanbros... Not like this
>>568731836>highest div/hr strategyThat's just having a job tho
>>568740220I played 2h mace + shield warrior in 0.3 as league starter and I loved him so much I played until 96 before trying other builds. just jump attack and fissures, and spike shattering for boss melting, ez life
The first people are already ascending. I'm still not even in the game.
>have 1.5g fiber>been updating for four hoursDAMMIT JOHNATROON
>>568740220What was so bad about it? I tried barbarian in Diablo 4 at launch and it was utter slop, no real ranged movement at all outside of a shitty 12 second CD leap>>568740247M<ight go fighter then as a starter to farm for witch
>>568740638highest div/hr strategy that doesnt involve paying taxes to jews?
>>568732285Where are the build files located? My search isn't coming up with shit.
Dude, did they roll back builds or something? I feel like back in 0.1. I am constantly getting rushed down and oneshot. And even controller bugs that haven't been around for the last two patches have reappeared.
what's the meta build this leage? I've quit the last three leagues before act 3 because i hate the campaign so much, so last time i promised myself never to just go in blind ever again and just play whatever's the absolute meta.
>>568740449nigga I'm already a4 wtf are you doingtwisters btw
>>568740745>>568740709It's a steam problem
>>568740771>what's an under-the-table job
>>568740949>Colour: Fair
I just beat the executioner and I'm done for today.
>first time trying minionsso skeletons are just garbage it seems
Alright think I'm done with the league. When is 1.0?
>>568740949saars when can i rape
>>568740949>colour: fairLol
>>568740749see >>568740663warrior has been buffed several times and legit tanks a lot of shit with shields and that one unique amulet which gives you life back before you get hit, all very cheap to get. damage scaling is also good. try slam titan, smashing shit with jump attack feels very satisfying
I forgot how shit lvl 1-15 monk is
cold snipe or plantsI can't decide
>>568740949something monk, lurk poe ninja tomorrow
it's like a different game holy shit lol
loading zones is so shit this patch
ONEMILLIONPLAYERS
>>568740709Trade niggers deserve the rope. End-game focused niggers deserve the rope. Trannies deserve the rope.
>>568741139and another retard fell for minion witchyou are supposed to play djinn sorc retard
Im so slow
just got home. gotta download the patch. i'd ask how over it is for me, but i play ssf and it never really began anyways. is the league mechanic worth doing during campaign or is it mostly worthless and skippable?
BIGGESTPATCHEVER*splat*
>>568741139you'd think the ultimate minion fantasy of being a necomancer raising the dead might be the most useful minion build but no its terrible actually
>>568741540Skeletons keep you alive during massive lag spikes
>>568741587LMAO NGMI
This is kind of boring.
>>568741687See you in 3 hours
>>568741782poe1 is better. there i said it.
>>568741687Skipping it is akin to just playing standard.
>>568741782nobody plays arpgs for fun anon
>>568741747no they don'tplaying a build with good defenses and pressing esc does
>>568735710what website is this?
>>568741907Your ADHD zoomer faggot ass thinks this is "fun". Go back.>>568742045Quin, shouldn't you be on twitch right now?
fuck minions. i'll just go boner cage
Why does twister suck so much? Why was everyone and their grandma hyping this shit up?
>>568741747FUCKING SKELETONS JUST STAND THERE WATCHING ME GET RAPED
>>568741687>dont play a game that's 99% solo PvE the moment a patch drops>ITS OVER ITS SO OVER OH MY GOD OH FUCK IM SHITTING MYSELF IM MUTATING OH GOD IM MUTATING INTO AN INDIAN AND IM SHITTING MYSELF SAAR DO NOT REDEEM ANCIENTS SAARyou fucking faggots are so stupid man
GODATHAN
Is the Launcher actually faster for downloading?CST here I'm about to head home from work and don't want to stuck like everyone else
>>568742124yes its fun, im 41 btw.
lets fucking goooo this is worse than my +2 staff epic!!!
>>568742165Literally everybody everywhere was saying that newfags should be playing twisters or ice shot. Why didn't you listen?
>>568738160Yes.
>>568742124Ngl that webm looks amazing.
>>568742185There isn't an arpg that exists where, what you're describing, occurs
>>568742124>"fun"As opposed to standing still waiting for my auto attacks to kill a single skeleton 1 on 1 after a minute of fighting? Go the fuck back to D2 old man, this genre isn't for you anymore.
>he fell for amd meme
>enter freythorn>crash>relog >immediately crash again>relog and swap to dx12 from vulkan>crash again>relaunch>crash again as soon as i click login>relaunch>crash as soon as i get to the character menu>relaunch>crash as soon as i get to the character menu>relaunch>swap to vulkan>back in freythorn>not crashing
>>568742253want to be stuck*What the fuck google autocorrect?
>>568742301Good to know, thanks.
>>568742356Ok, go back.>>568742418You're a trade zoomer faggot that fucks men. Your opinion is meaningless.
>>568742165twisters are insane, I already made my first mirror
>>568742418all of GGG's money is made off of 30+ year oldsyou zoomer faggots don't have a dime to spend
How the hell does fubgun already have a mageblood
yesterday >get surrounded by a pack>3 shottedtoday>actually have time to use my escape ability They did it, they fucking did it
88%....THIS IS SUFFERING!
>>568742165>Why does twister suck so muchits a streamer bait, watch out
>>568742124>>568742541how's it feel knowing your shitter ass will never be able to afford a build like this kek
I literally have 800GBps internetPlease tell me why Steam doesn't let me play PoE2 on time?
2 hour caravan. It's over.
Blight! In our PoE 2? Please Jonathan, Blight and Beastiary.Does anyone have the Arctic Crystal set? If so would you post it in PoE 2? I never paid much attention to it in PoE 1 but am curious if it looks good in 2.
>>568742124This fucking clip man. Never fails to get me after viewing it for the ####th time
