dotards and despair>INFORMATION & GUIDESWiki: https://liquipedia.net/dota2/Portal:GameNews: https://dota2.com/newsPatches: https://dota2.com/patchesUpdates: https://dota2.com/news/updatesLore: https://liquipedia.net/dota2/LoreFor League players: https://dotabuff.com/learn/lolBug tracker: https://github.com/ValveSoftware/Dota2-Gameplay/issuesX: https://x.com/dota2>STATISTICShttps://dota2protracker.com/https://dotabuff.comhttps://opendota.comhttps://stratz.comhttps://stats.spectral.ggPersonal game data: https://steamcommunity.com/my/gcpd/>ESPORTShttps://liquipedia.net/dota2/Portal:Esportshttps://datdota.comhttps://dota2.com/esportshttps://gosugamers.net/dota2Previous: >>568118330
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>>568731796low hanging fruit shit i aint biting
>>568732749me on the left (and also second from the left)
>>568732663>>568732845bro youre 1k mmr on brazil serversyoure fucking brown
Buff Hoodwink
gorgc and arteezy and qojqva is playing path of exile 2..........dota 2 is dead.....
>>568734892Idk why these companies keep giving money to dota players for games they are going to play for 2 hours drop and go back to dota
I'm not gonna build BKB on PA, instead I will get daedulus and blame my team : )
>>568736082ugh bkb is so bad it doesnt even give any damage...
He should be playing on EU only way to level up even Chinese niggas with ping over 180 are playing on EU
>>568736643chiniggas are griefing SEA
sex with marciella
>tfw no crab hero
qrd on primal mid
>>568738103Good if you're a primal player
I wonder if there are any settings I could change to get better at Dota 2...
>>568731796I'm also Brazilian and apologize for his schizophrenic behavior.In his defense, that match was on an Argentinian server, and as everyone knows every single Argentinian to ever live is a retarded sack of shit and a blemish on God's beautiful earth.
>>568735287poe is a game where you only play for a couple days then wait for next patch anywaysIt drops playerbase like 95% between patches
>>568748034>only play for a couple days then wait for next patch anywayswhats the fucking point
>>568749824gacha for pctards
>>568749824its not an MP game so there isn't infinite contentgrinding maps is fucking boring
>>568751018People have no problems playing co-op PvE endlessly. Even we have shit like Aghs Lab to prove it.Sounds like the game just sucks and there's no endgame content except grind for the sake of grind.
I have lost about 70%of my matches on offlane. Why are supports so oppressive throughout the whole game? But yours will sit back in trees not blocking camp or harassing then ping your items or ask to initiate when they won't follow up.I can't balance farming vs following my teammates for a good opportunity to fight because whatever I do I get flamed.
>having a fucking godawful matchmaking experience whole day literally griefers, ruiners, premuted animals every match for 10 matches, all lost>finally lose my composure and say "another 4 avoids" in all chat 1 game>instantly chat muted>finish game trying to win anyways because I cannot take another loss, lose anyways obviously>"You have been issued an Overwatch penalty"What the FUCK is this???? I do NOT fucking grief ANY game, I learned my lesson already I am trying to fucking climb OUT of the 8k behavior score hell, but apparently you can lose your composure ONCE and not just get muted for a game but get an automated low priority punishment?I cannot fucking fathom how to play this game solo. You need a party of 4 other people to actually gain behavior score in this game. These animals will literally mass report you for nothing.Fuck it, I'm doing it to.
>>568752737spam dawn and under and you wont have this problem
>>568752737Position 4 players are fucking animals. They constantly leave the lane to do stupid shit or feed in other lanes. They don't block the enemy camp pulls and don't pull themselves. And when they actually SHOULD leave their lane or tp to react to ganks they don't fucking do that and just sit in lane leeching exp. Position 4 are the lowest IQ fucking subhumans in the entire playerbase. By far.
>>568752820Do not allchat or interact with your team beyond reporting missing or calling objectives. People mass report everyone and they know the automatic system mute people with 3+ reports and the person in question has sent many messages or used words that triggered the warning system like slurs, profanity etc.I get people muted all the time by doing this too since it's extremely easy.
>>568752820Overwatch convictions are not automated. They're crowd-sourced so multiple (plural) people said you were Guilty. You also don't know which game it was (by design) since punishment gets handed out at random times so you can't figure it out unless you play only 1 game a month or something.>finally lose my composure and say "another 4 avoids" in all chat 1 game>instantly chat mutedlmao skill issue
>>568752820>>568753332>8k behavior scoreI didn't read that.That's where everyone is trigger happy with their reports and are looking for an excuse to get people reported. They would rather lose and grief their team by trying to get them annoyed to rage in chat so they can report them, along with the rest of your team just itching to fuck someone over.Play with all muted until you get to 11k score, not like the chat is ever required in this game with the amount of contextual pings and item queue.
>>568753604>Overwatch convictions are not automated. They're crowd-sourced so multiple (plural) people said you were Guilty.Nope. Absolute bullshit. I refuse to believe that because I genuinely did not grief or play in any sketchy way (like teleporting to jungle when a teamfight is happening).I already said I learned my lesson. I genuinely try to avoid this from happening so I do not do anything that someone might incur from reviewing the game as "griefing". "Overwatch" is automated. I don't give a fuck what you think or believe in. It simply has to be. They made it that way because it actually stopped working at some point - nobody gives a shit about reviewing the matches of others.
>>568752737Post Dotabuff so we can see what your auto-lose draft picks are.
>>568754201https://www.dotabuff.com/players/92327890
>>568753604>You also don't know which game it was (by design)Yes you do. Go ahead an look up this match, and my whole history while you're at it.And even if this wasn't indicative of anything, I said it twice already: I do not grief and I genuinely try to win despite these fucking animals trying to steal my MMR. So I couldn't show you a game that qualified for the Overwatch penalty if I tried. It was quite simply just a streak of 10 losses, which causes animals to be butthurt, which makes them mass-report everyone.
>>568752737offlane takes a bit to get used to it but just pick someone like underlord just make sure rubick is in your banned list or DP
>>568754901>just pick someone like underlord just make sure rubick is in your banned list or DPRubick is fine.Mirana pickers are absolute scum.
>>568754973It's to block the enemy team from getting pit on their Rubick, not your pos 4.
>>568754201I play mars/dawn or pb. Heroes that can farm waves quickly and do well in sustained teamfights.I try to do my timings and adjust according to how I did in lane or what the team is lacking.I simply tilt when I know I did everything I could and the teammate that did not do his role properly tries to flame me. Like my last mars game, my void hard carry went bfury, manta, linken, agh, skadi. 0 dmg items, no bkb against an invoker. He had very bad chronos overall. Can't win when your win condition is not doing their job.
>>568754973lol rubick is not fine if you play underlord unwinnable match up since rubick just becomes a better version of you
>>568754498>5 separate reports from only 1 gameYou must've done SOMETHING to warrant getting reported by the enemy team too.That said, you still don't know which game the Overwatch conviction came from. It could be from the 1 in recent 15 games you got reported in. It could be the 1 in 15 before that. You have no real way of knowing because as mentioned, Overwatch reports get given to multiple people and the majority opinion is what passes. And then once the verdict is in the system, it randomly decides when to send it out so that you can't tell which game got you reported, and also so that mentally ill psychos can't experiment and see which euthanising behaviours get convictions or not. The review queue for me only shows games up to a few days old at most so reports get reviewed quickly but again, no clue about when the conviction and punishment goes out, if at all.Overwatch reviewers also have a hidden "MMR". The system tracks a hidden "Successful Convictions" stat for your account so if you're just a shitter spamming Guilty on everything, your stat will be super low instead of being high 90s-100% so your verdicts get lower value (or get ignored). If you got a -1,000 Overwatch penalty, it truly means that several people with decent conviction % stats deemed you Guilty which means even if you weren't actively griefing, you were doing something wrong. A lot of reviewers have bad ideas of what deserves conviction, true, but that's why the system gets a consensus from multiple people. It's not perfect but at least it's not automated. If it was, Valve would do a better job of banning smurfs and account buyers.
the griefpport player list>harmlesssave pickersclocksnapskylichjakdissdshaman>50/50pudgeliongrimhoodtechsilenceres (2)nyxnp>retardrubickogrevenobhwr>the support cries out in pain even as he strikes youwdcmsnipermiranaweaverwillow
Also, since you don't know which game got you a conviction, it could be that you got deemed Not Guilty for the 2 out of 30 games you got reported in, and it was for something further back. You as the end user can't know because that information's just not available to you. Hell, I wouldn't know myself even if I stalked people I convict.
>>568757354Why do you hate...gingers...
>have to first pick slark in ranked because i don't wanna lose goldunfortunate
>>568757158>Overwatch reviewers also have a hidden "MMR". The system tracks a hidden "Successful Convictions" stat for your account so if you're just a shitter spamming Guilty on everything, your stat will be super low instead of being high 90s-100% so your verdicts get lower value (or get ignored). If you got a -1,000 Overwatch penalty, it truly means that several people with decent conviction % stats deemed you GuiltyYou literally made all this shit up.You have no source for this. You didn't read tis anywhere. You just pulled it completely out of your ass and it's only how you THINK it works.From my personal experience all the evidence suggests that the quantity of reports matters. And the animals under 9k behavior score spam reports on everyone for no reason.Explain to me why this nigger of furion in this match who went afk woods with midas as a support didn't get low priority (all all pick games after this one):https://www.dotabuff.com/matches/8830013072Explain to me why this nigger can pick CM mid and ruine the entire game by blinking into the enemy team and feeding and not get an Overwatch penalty (all pick game queued immediately after):https://www.dotabuff.com/players/376212133>You must've done SOMETHING to warrant getting reported by the enemy team too.I downloaded DotaPlus from Overwolf right now and am reviewing my matches on it, and literally every fucking match I had people are randomly spamming reports on everyone for everything. It tracks all reports, who on who, and for what. This system is absolute fucking dogshit. Even League of Legends has got to have something better than this.
>>568758265Here is an example where an enemy carry reported me because I caught him alone and got him killed and won the game.And you lose behavior score like this every single fucking game. You don't have a good game - your butthurt team reports you. You have a good game and play well - your butthurt enemy team reports you. :^)Nice fucking system epic Campo Santo Doto. :^))))))))
>>568757614wrbros will have the most mid laning ever and then proceed to contribute 1 stun per 5 deaths for the next 20 mins
>>568758782Here is my motherfucking position 4 reporting me for no reason at 4 minutes in the game for "role abuse" as Dawnbreaker 3. :^)
>>568758940Here are two enemy supports that reported me for every reason because I stomped them too hard in a rare good game I had. :^)
why do so many people just randomly join guild group chats to talk shit for 20 seconds then leave
>>568758265>>568759243And of course the motherfucker griefing with CM mid reported me for no reason as well, this is how he repays me for trying desperately to carry his fucking ass. :^)Is the smug "Overwatch is actually fair XD" motherfucker still here? I can do this all night.You'd have to be completely totally braindead to think Dota's behavior score system isn't dysfunctional.
>>568759440what else are they for
>>568758265>You literally made all this shit up.They were stats viewable with the rest of your Overwatch-related game data. Valve hid it after Reddit made a big deal about it, which you can Google for yourself.You can see what's left of the publicly available stuff in the same place where you religiously check your bs/cs stats.>Explain to me why this nigger of furion in this match who went afk woods with midas as a support didn't get low priority>Explain to me why this nigger can pick CM mid and ruine the entire game by blinking into the enemy team and feeding and not get an Overwatch penaltyMaybe they did but the -1,000 wasn't enough for LPQ. You'll never know without getting into the system.You're only disproving your "it's all automated" theory by the fact that it's not instantaneous, which was the point I was making. The time of punishment is known only to the system, not (You).>>568758782>>568758940>>568759243>>568759528All these false reports and you only got one conviction. Sounds like the system's working with reviewers being fair. :^)Time to take a deep breath and go touch grass instead of having a melty.
I had abysmal behavior and comm score for like a year and a half until the games got unplayable and I decided to fix it. Basically, you just can't talk to anyone in this game. Only communicate via pings. If someone is being a retard and you need to make sure the rest of your team reports them, ping their respawn timer every time they die. Do not talk in chat. No matter what. Someone queues safelane support and picks a carry and tries to steal your last hits? Do not go into chat and say anything about stolen lanes, if the lane stealer reports you you WILL lose comm/behavior score, but not if you never talk the entire game.If you are tempted to reply to stupid shit people say, there is an option to disable chat and voice functionality entirely, which you should have turned on at any behavior/comm score under 10k. Unbind your chat key. If you need to communicate with team, ping objectives and draw on map like John Madden. It would be really cool if you could talk to people in Dota 2 like you could for the first decade, but Valve's current doto team (read: The Campo Santo Autist) is not willing to make a system that rewards communication with your team, nor one where even talking to your team at all is a good idea.I know it makes no sense. I know no other game in history has had such a mismanaged report system. It doesn't matter. If you want decent games you cannot talk to a soul in Dota 2. Ever.
>scribbles MID DIFF on map
>>568759768>Valve hid it after Reddit made a big deal about it, which you can Google for yourself.I found absolutely nothing on this aside from the speculation we have now.>you only got one conviction. I got two in a week and both of these were unjust. I would bet my entire Steam account that I had not fucking deserved the Overwatch penalty in any of these matches. I would literally pay a Campo Santo fucking developer to review every single match with me so we could find those moments that some retard interpreted as griefing (which I don't believe happened at all and the "player community" system is actually an automated scam). >All these false reportsYou LOSE behavior score for every single one. How the fuck do you get behavior score back without playing exclusively in a 5-man stack? >You're only disproving your "it's all automated" theory by the fact that it's not instantaneousBoth of the times this happened to me were instant after a match ended. Like down to the last minute, because the 24 hour ban timer started ticking down precisely after match end.
Oh no, this is my offlaner.
Can I get banned for smurfing if I play only arcade games on the second account? Doesn't make sense of course but wouldn't put it past Valve.
>>568762760just say you want to smurf you can play arcade games on your main account
>echo sabre on underlordis that good?
>>568762438he was good. we won.
>>568767327dota saarpremacy
I cannot fucking believe we're back to Tinker shitPlease fucking remove this piece of shit scumbag whoreson motherfucker "hero" from the game
Broken game, filled with smurf in party and valve couldnt fix this for 12 years xD good job, great job.
what would you do if you saw this in the woods ?
Imagine waiting 20 minutes for a match and not actually enjoying it when you finally find one.Dota players can't be this insane.
8.00 TI
Why the fuck does ImmortalFaith think maxxing Clockwerk's Q is better than his W?
We are so back, boys!
>>568778457
>>568778161Use d2pt stop using in game guides
>>568778621>Use d2pt Da fuck is that brotha
>spectre has the highest winrate or close to it in every rank Ancient and lowerWhat's her deal?
>>568778974Braindead A+Right click on the minimap hero.Insanely overtuned new passive where she gets like 50 pure damage per hit on level 10.She got the reverse Timbersaw treatment when they removed facets.
>>568778843dota 2 pro tracker
Your position 5, sir. Just like you asked.
So, there's like 10 people here left at this point? Damn
>>568781879only the real ones survive glad you are apart of the group
>>568778161Learn spell names. Do math. Battery Assault is literally your main source of damage early.
Just played 20 games. Positive K/D in all but 2 of them. MVP or honorable mention in 10 of them. Only positive K/D on my team in 18 of them. No talking to anyone. Gained 200 communication score and 500 behavior score. We won 7 of 20 games. We will see if I can get out of trench (I abandoned 1 game 3 months ago and have shadowban tier teammates since). If I'm not out by August I just sell all my skins and make a new account.
aye, it was a good day of dota.
>>568784070>Positive K/DWho gives a shit? This isn't HoN. You can have no deaths all game, until you get caught once, then dieback immediately, and if you get throned, it would be still entirely your fault.
>>568782004ty u 2
>>568784192I don't do shit like that and I'm not any of these idiots in this thread spamming their dotabuff because this is an anonymous website. Ever since they send me to this trench I am consistently 1st or 2nd best score among both teams, but the rest of my team runs 0-2 kills and 10+ deaths, and my mid or safelane or offlane does shit like pick SF and go 1/15 and finish game with no items but dragon lance and blink dagger. This is basically paradise for peruvians because every game you win YOU WIN BY YOURSELF and get 20-40 kills, but every game you lose you still get 20 kills and the rest of your team feeds until every hero on the enemy team is 4-6 slotted.You can still get your score up by not talking to them though. As far as I can tell comm/behavior score has like 3x the weight of MMR for matchmaking.
So i wasnt crazy, valve/steam purposely makes you lose in artificial win/loss matches.This shouldnt be this way...>https://steamcommunity.com/app/570/discussions/0/2568690592362909758/?l=german
>>568785405It isn't really that complicated. They aren't tracking when you last played or anything like that to determine it. It's entirely based on total winrate and recent winrate. If you win too many games, or your coms/behavior score drops too low, they will put normal/good players on the enemy team and players who are 46% lifetime/30% current patch winrate on your team. Another thing they like to do is sort by total games/total wins among your MMR bracket and assign the more stable players with thousands of games to the enemy team and the schizo account buyers with sub-500 games who have lost 15 games in a row to your team. I used to think this stuff was a cope for butthurt autists on a lose streak, but I think post icefrog lessening involvement and the international being a joke with a low prizepool they have absolute social engineer morons in charge of the game who think they can sculpt the playerbase to their vision.Only way to climb is to spam 1v9 carries, and if you do drop in com/behavior score don't let it tank your MMR, spam unranked, ability draft, and turbo to get it back up.
you are the only constant
>>568786209Hence why you spam 1v9 carries and don't even think about drafting a support or hero that can't take buildings.
>>568785956>>568785405It's still totally a cope for people on losing streaks, trying to rationalize why matchmaking RNG inflicts this upon them.I know this, because I had those, too. Yes, losing feels bad. Feeling helpless feels bad. This, however, does not justify your persecution complex, because you're in a game with nine other people, and the same matchmaking algorithm applies to them, as it does to you.You simply chose to ignore every ez stomp you've been given.
>>568786209The most important thing d2g have said
>>568786656The shitters may be lying, and they may have some complex, but trading stomps is not good game design and not good matchmaking design. The level of stupidity I've seen in the last 3 years are things I had only previously seen 12 years ago in my first few games on teams of entirely new players. You see it in every game mode. Sometimes it's a player with thousands of games or barely enough to be at the MMR they are at. And they play exactly like a player from 2013 who barely knows what items or last-hitting are. To put it bluntly, I just don't want some braindead support player who builds no items and runs in and dies in every teamfight in my games. On either team. I do not enjoy some idiot walking up to a PA and dying 15 times even if I'm PA because at that point, PA didn't kill him, he chose to die.
Had a 35/3/10 snap on the enemy team. He wouldn't stop emoting and talking shit in russian on all chat all game. Private profile with less than 600 games, 176 MVP.Every other game you have someone like this on your or the enemy team. Valve doesn't give a shit.
>>568787173Matchmaking literally cannot account for tilt even if it tried. It's precisely because matchmaking doesn't actually track that much that you get streaks like this.I just had an Archon 4 Axe run at my Archon 1 Gyro repeatedly. The lane did not go well for them. At all. Dota 2 is a massive, and constant, knowledge check. Consequences for failing it are quite literally game ending. There is no way for matchmaking to track every player's knowledge pool, and account for every possible game ruining mistake that can happen. Even if Valve owned every single data center in the world.
Deadlock has a pick system where you have selected a pre-determined pool of characters and you join the match as one of them. Dota could use something similar where you can choose 3-4 heroes per role you queue that you can select. Both heroes being chosen at the same draft phase still results in a ban 2 times.It would solve having to deal with token farmers selecting all roles and demanding another role or playing very badly in their assigned role.People have no shame and proudly announce they're token farming and don't care about the outcome in many of my ranked games. Some teammates even agree with them. Once had an argument where I told the token farmer to only select roles he can play, to which 2 of the other people in the team started attacking me and calling me retarded.
>>568736248It gives like 24 damages>>568739896Argentinians are just high Jew admixtures.
i just jumped from archon to ancient because of that guy using centaur only to hit immortal on reddit lol
>>568792534How's your test?
>>568792598like a horse
>>568792681Zamn
>>568792534i saw 2 niggas using that dude's build and they were both shit
>>568795331im like 72% wr since I started using itpeople might be retarded
>>568795331>>568795795Centaur is a high text male hero.If you aren't an OG test maxxer ur ngmi
i cant help but notice all the people complaining in this thread are in the trenches and absolute shit low mmr
>>568789908>told the token farmer to only select roles he can playthis doesnt work because the shit system forces you to select supports + offlane to get tokensyou dont get carry or mid more than like once every 50 games max
>>568796459always has been
>>568796163how much all chat to become high text
https://voca.ro/1n9tBMJMZQnz Whole room fill with unbreathable gas I'm going to die
>>568796726Support and offlane are zero value roles that have no outcome on the match no matter how good or bad they're played.I've had so many games where I'm cruising as offlane, we get 2 bad engagements or someone gets picked off and we're losing.
do they have to run these series concurrently
so this sheepsticked bitch is no longer a lesbian huhwho'd have thought!
>>568784527to be honest i did not care about my score at all after like the first few thousand hours, because it's basically determined by the role you're playing>pos 3 or some other support who has to initiate fightsguaranteed dogshit kd>pos 1/2 cleanup crewguaranteed good kd unless you get griefed in lanewith that said i dont doubt you are performing well for your rank. it just happens to not matter in any game with a significant thirdie population playing. half the players are griefing for fun and the other half subverting the MMR system some way or another. the odds of the game creating a balanced match that you can impact is a statistical anomaly. just anecdotally i have been playing marvel rivals and had a literal 60% mvp rate yet did not climb for 2 seasons while stuck in GM (basically marvel rivals' equivalent of ancient/divine), but then next season i get to the top 0.3% percentile and am now playing matches against actual pro players lol. there's some weird effect where arabs and other third worlders just HAVE to queue on whatever EU server they can find, just so they can have 120 ping, be dogshit and grief. my theory is that their own servers are just 100% griefing and countergriefing all the time so they go on EU and make the pale franks carry water for them
How do you play skywrath 4? It seems he is nowhere as strong as he used to be. Every 5 outrades him and they just ferry regen to counter your harass.
>>568801838she wrote a long blogpost about it over a year ago
what the fuck is this troll build?
>>568802478that's tiny not troll
>>568802256ferry your own regen retard
>>568801996lmao check out this retard who can't climb in Marvel Rivals despite the game's ranked system letting you promote for free as long as you're above 40% winrate>60% mvp rateTranslation: "This is how I cope with having a less than 40% winrate"
>>568802478disperser is the new manta
>>568803647u should read my post again but more slowly this time
did you know it's actually lari
>>568803920i converted his name to upper case and shows as LARLbut it would be funny if it was lari
>>568804175he said it's either or
>>568804286lari sounds like a girls name
>>568801838she had to interact with lizard on the panel and suddenly the gay was cured
https://voca.ro/12fRGE77u96T Hot Gas 2
@Campo Shitto white knight dev that seethes in every threadHalf life:alyx's script sucked ass
>you can just be a completely unhinged tilted subhuman animal that stacks all reports on 9 people in a match and there are completely no consequences for this
how heavy can a game be?
>>568814447Here is the scumbag in question:https://www.dotabuff.com/players/195494924You can just abuse reports and go afk jungle as pos 1 but as long as you show up in a "teamfight" thrice to feed instantly the 3k retard reviewing the Overwatch footage thinks you're actually trying to play. :^)>59.71% winrate Meepo as most played>last played Meepo 2 months agoLmao
Lmao mikoto is crazyBzm has been on a downswing
When this happens (no hero portrait) is it because the account got permabanned for being purchased/smurfing or what?
I'm on a loss streakWho do i blame for this
wr is a very fun hero at any position
>>568816790WR is kinda brain dead and plays itself. At least play Hoodwink
>>568820267Hoodwink is so bad though...
removedwink
rapewink
>>568815837urself for queueing.
I suppose Slark is the way...
>>568815837campo santomegayachtsdeadlockicefrogjewsblacksrussiansperuviansforced 50 50greek economists
Haven't been watching much, why is Clockwerk good now, would have thought without his big cogs he'd be worse
>get Hoodwink as my pos 4>she actually knows how to lane>stomp the lane real fucking hard>win>happens 3 games in a rowWow, what are the odds?Maybe I should've sent them any of them a friend request so we can win more games together.
Lmao most explosive core duo we have seen
Whorewink
>>568824985God, she's such a little slut. A living onahole.
I like Lina.
>>568825656We all do
i'm smokin and i'm sippini'm smokin and i'm sippini'm smokin and i'm sippini'm chilling wit' ya bitch, moon somkin' and i'm sippin'
>>568825684Not me!
>>568825684But do you LOVE Lina?
>>568825969Now you are taking it to Far dawn is my only love
>Be me>Vltra alpha hyper masculine tvrbo GOD>Team feeds like cuckies>Ignore >Win 1v9 via brvtal high test rape tactics Fuarkin' love bein' white.
Why are they fighting
>PL running down whole teams>Lich is picked every game and owning>Axe is also picked every game and owningI thought pros were supposed to be good at the game?
>>568814514That necro is pos 1, ri-right?
>>568829990doesn't matter when the game is a joke and the biggest nerf some gay broken hero gets is -1 armor
>>568829990It was a free PL game. Liquid lost the draft since they completely overlooked that Aurora could play WR as mid.
>>568829993yes
special place in HECK for people you heal as pugna then proceed to clear every creep you come across
>>568796459Watching people in 4-6k bitch about the exact same problems I have in 2k is discouraging me from trying harder to rank up, honestly.
>>568814836>ImmortalEesh.
>>5688340616000-6200 is the worst MMR you can have in Dota, every account buyer starts there.
>>568834657nah that would be the border between div v and immo
>>568835223EU account sellers sell accounts that start in 6100 usually. I don't think an NA account selling scene event exists.
inhouse uplobby name: /d2g/ inhousepassword: vidya
dotards
>>568835478no i mean the worst mmr range ever part because that's where the falling tilted retards are
>>568836138no one does inhouses anymore the spergs killed them
>>568837038+1 dipshit
dota needs impregnation mechanics
>>568802256rush boots and lose ur laneclearly
>>568802256Skip silence for more damageYou will get reported for not skilling your silenceYou deserve it for picking skywrath
>>568757158>You must've done SOMETHING to warrant getting reported by the enemy team too.lolI report all 9 people in every single game because I read on reddit if you get a successful punishment it voids their reports on you
>>568784070>We won 7 of 20 games.This is the problemhaving a high winrate and gaining behavior score is 2 different thingsur retard feeder teammates going stupid items will report you for not joining them in a suicidal fight
>>568792534how do people get so many games in one day? I do like 3 a day max
>>568841554something stopping you from playing more than 3 a day?
>>568828167why the fuck would anyone draw this
>>568841554well he's clearly mentally unwell from his post history so there's thatI mean unless you're a teenager or a guy grinding hoping to become semi pro or at least get paid to play dota there's no reason for the grind it's better to get a few quality games in instead of chainqueuing on tilt playing on autopilot mode like that guy
bros, about this DotagiftX thing; I figure unavailable sets typically go up in price over time, right? I've been meaning to buy some sets for a while but I've been too autistic to message any of the sellers, man I really need to get around to that.
Patch???
>>5688456928.00 TI
>>568844486you sound like someone with weak mental lol
>>568847572i play for fun lil bro its just a video game
>>568847664thats nice if youre a casual or whatever but I play to winso maybe dont talk when the adults are talking
>>568847774you just reached ancient in 2026
https://voca.ro/18pGLJPqhcok In your face enjoy the aroma. Smell like burnt ham
>I HAVE BEEN PAID US DOLLARS VIA ELECTRONIC TRANSFER TO LOSE THIS RANKED DOTA 2 MATCH YOU WILL BE AT A DISADVANTAGE WORSE THAN 4V5 BECAUSE I AM IN DIRECT COMMUNICATION WITH THE ENEMY TEAM AND IF YOU FORGET TO TURN OFF THE HELP SETTING I WILL MAKE YOU FEED SO THAT I DONT WIN BY ACCIDENT AND GET CHARGEBACKED THIS HERO HAS A 8% WINRATEoh so thats what those beeps and boops mean
>>568843118just I have other things to do or I'm tilted and don't want to queue again
dead game
>>568836138>InhouseAre inhouses actually a thing?If inhouse is happening in like 6 hours from now I'd be up for it
>>568853368Deadlock crossover event
>The [completely irrelevant named event that is never referenced by any other hero or any lore bit] will happen soon...>The [completely irrelevant and never mentioned before entity that might be important or not] takes you....Valve writers are complete hacks.
>enemy support enigma tips me (rubick) in laning phase after my wk was stupid and died>proceed to steal his black hole 4 times and used to immediately cancel his and kill his team>he goes Bkb after blink dagger????>he bkbs, ults and gets it immediately interrupted by my black hole and they lose the gameThat game felt so much better because of his tip, I really enjoyed putting that tard in his place
the problem with you guys you arent retardmaxing your role to climb
>Void is immune to stolen chrono>enigma isn't immune to stolen black holemake it make sense, dotards
>>568857158faceless void being functional requires that his innate abilities include that he's immune to chronosphere because chronosphere can hit his own team (the team that he is on)black hole cannot affect the team enigma is on so enigma doesnt need black hole immunityat some point claude nee chatgpt nee campo santo will patch out void's all chronosphere immunity as a tangential buff to the designated anal worms hero so dont worry about it too much
this game makes me want to kill myselfmaybe a few more matches and ill actually pull the trigger
>>568857729dont do it brother start retard maxing
>retards that LITERALLY just afk in base for over 20 minutes>ping me when I die when they are 4 standing AFK in basehow do people play dota like this jesus christcome stand behind me so i can farm or we can both go afkThese same people whine about "ruining"
>>568853558lol does that benefit dota in anyway deadlock is corny as fuck tired of niggas bringing up deadlock
>imagine playing this horrid dogshit over LoL
How do i kite with this shitty turn rates? Game doesnt even have attack-move only attack-click.Im a LoL refugee because of their garbo kernel anticheat.
>>568861853Play hero with better turn rate or buy phase boots. Turn rate exists to keep ranged carries in check.>Game doesnt even have attack-moveDoes attack move mean something different in league than in dota? Because you can A move and attack the closest unit, you even have a setting for whether your hero should target the closest enemy to it or the cursor.
>>568861853You have attack move, you just press A and click on the ground in the direction where you want to attack move.If you want to kite you'll want a ranged hero with a slow baked into their attack (or a spammable spell), such as Drow Ranger, or having orb of corrosion/Eye of Skadi
I hate kezfags so much
>>568862621l2p retard
>>568862694me to him after he fed slark for 15 mins
>>568862810fraudulent match up, teamplay issue, my point stands
>>568862608The clicking is the problem here. In LoL you just press A. Which allows you to press A, click behind champ, press A, click behind champ, etc. So youre kiting backwards while also autoattacking.Is this possible in Dota?
>>568862956he wouldnt have that matchup if he didnt last pick pos 3 kez i would think
>>568863139It should be possible, there's a shitload of keybinds.I like most people A-left click for the attack move.
>>568863139No, in Dota it's usually right click the ground to move, then right click to retreat-use spell/attack on enemy hero-right click-etc
>>568863285>>568863551So how do you kite melees who run towards you?
>>568863634Juke through trees, apply slows, get better at micro.
>>568863285>>568863551For comparison, this is what im talking about.https://youtu.be/-oyxOgtT33U?t=267
>>568863818There's settings for that
>slark banned every gamenice game, dotards. See you tomorrow.
Fart sound pure. Just fart. Sound of waste impure. Feces sound come from anus then fall and contact sound. It's two dimensional sound who knows where start where end. That's why I don't confuse you with a poop sound. My art always for purity.
>>568863975ur build is bad
>>568864109i think 15 min radiance is pretty good, but whatever you say, son.
>>568863890Its Quick Attack, makes prssing A work liek attack move and you can easily stutter step. Thanks.
Is there any reason to play ranked?People are just as retarded and the only difference is that I now have something to lose
>>568863139>>568863634only one that might be able to do that is sniper and you dont your positioning matters items help you with that
>>568865875Why would you ever play anything but ranked?
>>568865875you just answered your own question lol
>>568866150Not him but I used have friends and we'd queue unranked dota just to fuck around.
>>568866346I miss those days, dota is so much better with friends
>>568863975>28min radiance
>>568866150Because to me half the fun of dota is trying out new heroes, builds or lane combos. Always playing to win limits your options and make things feel stale imo.
>>568866150my behavior score is under 3k
12 years and cant balance the fucking matchmaking, totally broken garbage...
>>568867706it isnt fun to test stuff on retards who arent trying
>>568869325But ranked is full of subhumans too
furry pedo and 1kmmr lmfao, now hes a talking dog too.
>>568870930BASED
>>568861853You can't just keep backing off and auto-attacking freely, calling it "spacing." You can only get a few hits, so you need to decide whether you'll run away or commit to the fight. Anyway Alt + right click the stats panel to display your attack range. Make sure you enable persistent range, though
>>568872265I'm not 1k mmr. I'm 1.5k
Why is every 3k retard bent on holding position after siezing an objective?>oh we took t3s and barracks, our bkbs and ults are on cooldown and the enemy will soon respawn fully refreshed, do we disengage and go rosh or do we stay and assert dominanceOh you know it brother, we stay and BRAWL
don't go to college but the dorm room is my domain (Trippy, woo)Full of pretty bitches, show me how they use their brain (They freaky)They suckin' dick for homework, gettin' that dome work (Freaky, chewin')Just to say they got with Juicy J and they did it first (Trippy bitch)On a bean, drinkin' dirty Sprite (Trippy)'Bout to fuck that bitch raw bout to roll the dice (Trippy)Sex, drugs, rap music is that college life (Trippy)Gettin' smoked out (Every day), stoner's night (Every night)
>have to fight green team supreme (viper, necro, undying, wraith king, pugna)>WK and Undying stack 10000 zombies and skellies, pugna decrepifies, undying soul rips 90% of literally anyone's hp>you try to kite/evade while necro is shitting down your throat and 10000 zombies and skellies are eating you alive>oh you have a tank too bad he's broken by viper and gets 1 shot by soul rip>an enemy is low on hp? literally every one of these green fuckers has a team heal>all of that while all of your t2s fall in 17mins because of insurmountable building dmgThe pain train never stops. I am done for the next 3-4 days, see ya.
>>568863818Kiting is definitely important in Dota, but you won't hear terms like peeling, kiting, and ADC as often in Dota because of differences in hero design, spell design, and how melee carries work. The "Hardest" carries in the game are not all ranged carries, and all melee heroes have a built in invisible passive skill that makes them block 16 physical damage 50% of the time to make it slightly harder for ranged heroes to force them out of lane.
waiting 10 min for a match: NA edition
>>5688772403ks are a proud and simple race. When you kill 4 on the enemy team, that is an opportunity for them to go farm jungle while the enemy mid who was hunting them is dead. Why on earth would they push towers? The team should only push HG when the entire enemy team is up, that way Radiant knows you AIN'T NO BITCH.
Why does this game look so bad.
after only playing dota on a steam deck for 8 months: this is so much better.
>Tinker (teammate) lasers enemy Phantom Assassin, almost killing her >"oh hell yeah dude, you got her!" >mfw finding out MKB pierces through blinds >>568884164>viper, necro, undying, wraith king, pugnaholy jesus lmao
>>568889516i don't get why retards load up their pc with fucking neon lights that burn your eyes out>ah yes, bright lights that burn my eyes out in my dark neetcave, just what i was looking for my whole life!
>>568888373i bought the kings landing terrain and everything looks so much more nicer and crisp and the differences in elevation and boundaries are nicer toothere's another setting in in video graphics that should be ticked and then the detail slider to 99% which removes all the fuzziness
>>568889516Steam Deck Dota works a lot better than I expected it to (with a dock obviously). They even finally patched the virtual keyboard issue that was the main detracting factor for years! A proper pee sea is preferable of course but it's funny how this game that is absolutely not Steam Deck material runs noticeably better than TF2 or Deadlock (or god forbid Black Mesa).
>>568884164>>have to fight green team supreme (viper, necro, undying, wraith king, pugna)veno viper and necro stirring a cauldron labeled SUPER AIDS.png
>>568870930>rank confidence 100%kek
>"...and then as Furion, I bought Lothars and ganked Magina bot"
>>568901696Black Mesa didn’t work on my steam deck at all. Honestly shocking. I’d always crash on the tram.
Bravo subhuman devs
>>568919000Who the fuck plays pubg?
>>568919078It was super popular like 10 years ago. Pewdiepie almost got cancelled for it: but he said nigger and ppl were mad.
>>568909612to be fair: i did take a very long break from dota.
>>568919670when will you kill yourself zoomershit?
>>568924437jeet or retarded: call it
>>568919078unironically indians
We're back, boys!
>>568924437So you are the campo dev that gets triggered cus of criticism.Why dont you put some effort in developing the game and do your job instead of typing "brown"I know you have put more effort in typing "brown" than you have put in valve since you were hired.
>>568924437
>muh campo santo boogeyman
>add random crits to dota 2boom. fixed your game: you're welcome.
>Deletedloving every laugh
>>568934314game already has random crits, what are you talking about.you have to buy the item tho.
>>568918008I had to fuck around with launch configs to get by crashes more than once.>>568934314Now that you mention it, it's a little surprising PA doesn't have a Soldier themed cosmetic or something.
>>568919000>>568932102Why are you obsessed with the hierarchy of online games popularitywhy is it relevant to this general. who cares?
>>568932102>>568919000>not a single Bungie game in sightLOL!
>>568938216lycan already has soldier's torso
Nostalgia Critic: Dota 2[The screen opens with the familiar chaotic theme music. Doug Walker appears in his signature red jacket, sitting in his messy reviewer chair surrounded by empty Mountain Dew cans and broken keyboards.]Nostalgia Critic: Hello, I’m the Nostalgia Critic! I remember it so you don’t have to!And today... we’re going back. Way back. To a simpler time. A time of... clicks mouse ...five-hour matches, screaming teenagers in voice chat, and the sweet, sweet sound of your will to live slowly draining away. That’s right, folks. We’re reviewing Dota 2.[Cut to dramatic zoom on the Dota 2 logo with sad trombone sound]Now, for those of you who somehow avoided the gravitational pull of this digital hellpit, Dota 2 is what happens when a Warcraft 3 custom map gets so popular that Valve says, “You know what? Let’s make this our entire personality for the next decade.” It’s a MOBA. Multiplayer Online Battle Arena. Or as I like to call it: Massive Online Bastard Arena.You pick a hero. There’s like 120+ of them now. Some are hot anime girls with swords. Some are giant rocks that punch people. One of them is literally a walking alcohol problem with a shotgun. Democracy is dead, and this is what we replaced it with.Nostalgia Critic: (leaning into camera) You start in a lane. You last-hit creeps for gold like a sadistic accountant. You try not to feed the enemy carry, who is usually some 14-year-old Russian god who’s been playing this since he was in the womb. One mistake — ONE — and suddenly you’re 0-7 and your team is calling you every name in the book, including several I’m pretty sure violate the Geneva Convention.I tried playing this game so I could review it properly. Big mistake. Huge.
Are there any items worth disassembling anymore?
>>568884164>team with almost no stuns except on an 120s cd ult (Necro) and WK who can use it once per fight he doesn't skip because he's too busy farming>"they're too hard to kill">"right-clicking Tombstone is too hard"Anon plsThis is some 1k-tier nonsense. Maybe if you're a retard playing something like a 5-caster throw comp or got countered by a 2nd phase Undying pick after picking 4 melees you wouldn't be able to deal with anything on this team. One good mid or right-clicker with mobility and a BKB will fuck up 4/5 heroes alone because this teamcomp has no real lategame. It's turbo cancer, no argument there. But still no lategame because it's all early game magic DoTs. Hell, just pick ranged heroes and you can survive early game too.
>>568943518Hilarious post PSG! So true.
>>568944675color themed lineups sound like a funny ideaI think purple would own though. Faceless void, void spirit, dark seer, dazzle, baneyou can even swap out fv for anti mage maybe red & blue could also own but that's due to a multiplicity of choices. those colors are stacked to say the least
Sex with Hoodwink.
>>568947837This
>>568947837God, I would punish her slutty squirrel holes.
>hoodrat
There is a forced 50/50 .. if you are an overplus user like me and see all winrates and wins/losses of the last games you can tell at the beginning which side is meant to be winning.It's one sided from the moment you accept the game when it pops up and I have proof.But it does not change anyhting, you can see it yourself, it's giga broken and rigged when you see it with your own eyes.I can tell from the start when I can play with 1 hand and still win the game or I play with 10 hands and give 200% and still lose and waste energy.Overplus has made playing dota for me so much more enjoyable, I do not get tilted so much and I can see if my energy / effort invested in the game is wasted or not by being winnable or auto loss.The game changes so much when you get a pos1 with 45% winrate or pos1 player with 65-70% winrate.Completely different game from the moment you accept your match.
>>568949435Buy an ad.
>>568949605retard
only way to fix the game is to remove hoodwink
PSG so pathetic he keeps posting without having the game installed anymore.
>>568950747She's already so bad, she needs huge buffs instead.
>>568943610EchoSnYMoM
>>568950931retard
>>568850627I love IO, and I think he is utterly broken. But try to make him work with up to 4 retards that you have to wrangle around and it becomes a nightmare, no matter how friendly and cooperative you try to be
I can fix dota, but I need a battle pass to do it.Trust.
>>568952432bp were terrible for the consumer
>>568952778fuck the consumer
>>568955980Fuck the king.
>>568956652me on ther ight
>>568952778Wrong.
>>568957184bloody 'ell.
>commends have zero impact on behavior score>only reports>which can be from anyone at any time, including after the game>and are unlimitedvalve is the laziest fucking retards
>>568957475>being forced to spend money on things you dont want is a featureretard
shaman aghs and shard should probably be switched
>>568957670>and are unlimitedThey're not.You can see the sperg at the top of the thread complaining about being reported in every game but the stats also show that he only gets reported once per 15 games. You still have a hidden weekly limit of reports like when the system first launched. The game just lets you click the report button to make you feel better.
>>568957827no one's forcing you to do anything. Getting out of bed everyday is your choice.
>>568957827>forced???
what does dislike do
>>568957994yeah forced, cause it wasnt sold in storefront like crownfallwhat dont you get?
>>568958321Just don't buy the items?
>>568958535ok but then i couldnt get the item i wanted???
>>568958313Nothing
>>568958702Just like crownfall then
>>568958835how so?crownfall was a storefront
>>568959023You had to buy the items that you wanted
>>568959181and nothing you didnt wantnot the same
>>568959254Still had to buy it, you're just retarded and you want the game to die.
>>568959367yeah you bought exactly what you wanted with an upfront pricethe insults really just affirm you are posting in bad faith
Disperser doesn't give movespeed vibes
>>568959818the thread bully is back
>>568959869Yeah you are
>>568959950>noutypical thread bully behavior
Dota died with 7.00. Used to be a gritty and strategic game, now it's an arcadey brawlfest. supports have 2khp for crying out loud.
>>568961230the thread bully hates the game to no one's surprise
>>568961230Dota died with 7.00 because they removed Techies.
both dota and lel died due to support pandering
>>568963727if the game isnt fun to play as support then the game dies all the same
>>568963727dota doesn't pander to supports at all though?carry and mid are the only roles that matter and have mattered for the last 5 years
>>568963863words of a game killer i got chills
>>568963951they also made nullifer an item that deletes supports
>>568964775they also increased the farm speed and damage of all core heroes and gave them a billion extra things like free mobility and shitand carrytrannies cry about supports being OP lmao
Reminder that support is such a meaningless role that "supports" are better if played as a 4th or even 5th core.
>>568965273there is nothing meaningless about baby sitting your lane partner and placing vision
>>568964775nullifier's first iteration wasnt made to kill anyone in particular, it became what it is now because shit got so fucking bad with 10 billion savesso again, supports ruined everything exhibit Z
had to first pick slark in ranked: pray for me
>>568965494mute is a stronger mechanic than dispel and is extremely useful at killing supports
>>568965690literally no one bought it to kill a support, mostly bkbfags and otherssupports make everything about them again
Reddit spent years complaining about techies and valve bent the knee to remove him.
>>568965987i bought it and orchid to ruin support's game
>>568966221Reddit also complained about battlepasses, literally every bad change has been due to reddit.
>>568966221>>568966569go back
>>568966651Why do you hate this game and why do you want it to die?
redditors were also behind the massive support bitching over the yearssean vanaman was also a support playerhmmmm
>>568967209neither of those things are true and i also dont give a shit about the opinions of reddit
>>568967347To be fair playing support used to be HORRIBLE. You were basically a ward bitch and barely had any impact after the first 10 mins.
We're turning it around, boys!
Hear me out though: slark, phase, octarine, silver edge, aghs, blink dagger, bkb (if needed)
>>568969580Bizarre build but it seems to work for you in your mmr
>>568969827Slark ulting every 16 seconds is good in any MMRSilver edge on 10 second cooldown is good in any MMR
>>568969941Rushing octarine as the first item instead of getting something that makes you fight or farm better early is kind of weird, swap silver edge and octarine order and you'd at least have better gank potential early
Octarine on slark has nearly a 75% winrate: Wake up, you fucking sheep.
>>568970191Not that guy but sounds like more mana from Octarine actually might help Slark with farming early.Like the past couple years, Slark meta builds usually started him with like Mage Slayer as the starting item so he has mana for farming and early brawls. So maybe Octomeme could work.
>>568970191Octarine helps slark to farm silver edge faster. it's slow as fuck without it. And if no one on the enemy team is feeding you, then you won't get gold at all.
>>568970523Get a diffusal then like a normal person
>>568970734Diffusal isn't a farming item.
>>568971321Farm the enemy heroes
>>568970734Slark has a built-in diffusal
>>568971637You're thinking of Desolator which isn't a Slark item.
i wish marci was real
>>568974560me too
>>568970362It's everything, actually. Slark benefits from every stat. His stat gain is dogshit, while he's a right-clicker with an innate that ramps them up.it's honestly easier to list items he DOESN'T benefit from. Let's see...Tranquils are kind of shit, but Bearing are okay. Ghost scepter items are kind of bad. Parasma is... sub optimal. Khanda-Phylactery is unusable. Hydra's Breath-Array is not it.Literally everything else has some sort of use, if you're clever enough.
its everyday bro with my disney channel flowfive million in six monthsnever done before
>>568975929holy unc
>>568976093*brofist*
>>568975929My name is Nick Cromptonand my collar stay poppin'Yes, I can rapand no i'm not from ComptonEngland is my city
>>568976674litty status?
>>568976732I kinda want to fuck the girl from that video
>>568965987nice fucking revisionism everyone bought it with orchid to have doom on every core
>>568965273t. 60min average matches in the trench
>>568969580you got carried in 5/6 matches
>>568980442doesn't matter: still won.
i wish i was dota (as in dead)
I wish I was in Lina and CM (As in Cumming)
>>568991101Whatever happened to this drawfag
>>568991621thread bully got him
>>568991621died in a car crash
>>568991621'fraid the boneitis got him
>17 kills in my team>61 kills the enemyThis in ranked... man this must be a joke. I got literal handicaped people in my team while the opposite team is professional players well coordinated. They stuff in fountain ganking us non stop even inside the fountain for 30 minutes. As time passes and you complain more, the more steam and valve shits on you. absolute evidence.
When is the next event?TI is one month away
>>568999895lollmao
>>5689998958.00
>>568991621Hey
>>569000297SEXO
How long have you been posting on /d2g/ for? I remember my first post was here in around 2014 asking if I should get radiance first on spectre and some nerd was bullying me because it was a noob question. Looking back, it wasn't. Sometimes you need to get a blademail, urn, or drum or something like that.
>>569001167100% sure it was psg and his out of this world last hitting skills.he is infamouse for being the worst spectre in the history of mankind.
>>569001358you never know, I just remember how smug and arrogant the guy was. is there a quick rundown on psg? I've seen his name show up for over a decade but never really paid attention. just that he's some guy who sucks or something and has been here a long time
https://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561199036586476/SCRIPER MAPHACKER, check out if u face him.
Was there an infamous poster here named Lelouch?
>>569001167>How long have you been posting on /d2g/ for?Not as long as you, i suppose. What year was Katie Kate? That was fun times.
>>569003440>lelouch
>>5690035722014 or 2015 I think. I remember the whole twitch chat spamming "Silencer ulti now!" with some funny ascii text with it.
only way to fix the game is to fuck hoodwink in front of dark willow
>>569004050she'd be perfect as QOP
>>569001167I think I was here back then. Whatever happened to that South American dude who liked to spam about his carry Abaddon build?
After midnight Dota is wild>get a retard I previously muted>he feeds a Zeus>Sniper pos 4, takes my last hits
dead general
>>569009165>After midnight DotaI got bored and played a turbo game as Pos 4. Me and the Offlaner managed to get 3 kills before lane and 10 kills by 4 minutes. The other 3 retards kept running around and feeding, but after we killed all but the enemy mid he got big mad and took his aggression out on the retard trio while we took 1 set of rax. The retards and enemy mid stayed retarded, but me and the offlaner had items so they all just died. Then we stood TALL under the ancient like MEN, secure in the fact that we won this game by ourselves, retards and shitters be damned, all 8 of them under respawn timers with no buyback.
>>569001717just like every below average dotard in this thread he's a herald with ego of mason
>>569016727no controllers?
I have had this concept of a hero in my head for like a decade now, this is what I wanted Monkey King to be when he was first rumoured
>>569001167I got my dota2 beta key from here back when it was still "closed beta".I remember "new thread gents" doing every single thread until he posted a selfie and got embarrassed. My first ever game was picking NS and not knowing what was going on, just going to a lane and auto pushing the wave while everyone yelled at me, then I came back here and did more research, watched purge guides, then picked Skeleton King and went boots vanguard armlet and got my first winThis being back when you built vanguard on literally every melee hero
>>569025545>ai slop
any chance of ti qualifiers being kino this year? guessing the days of beyondthesummit hosting a qualifier event are long gone
>>568969941Slark isnt good at actually getting kills using just his abilities outside of the laning stageYour first major item is just making his abilities slightly shorter cooldown.Dark pact going from 4-3 is nice-ish, you'll take more damage in fights than you might be able to endurePounce is debatable whether going from 12 to 9 seconds will even be noticeable in fights. Most fights where you get that 2nd pounce off you were probably going to get it off at 12 seconds tooE going from 8-6 is probably the biggest chance but E isn't that important eitherYou wont be ulting twice in most fights regardless of OctarineSame for shardSo in essence, you spend 5k gold for health, mana and mana regen. You have to consider the actual impact of the item in a realistic fight
>>569027517tree fiddy
>>569025545Hilarious post PSG, keep us updated on these epic posts.
>>569027517the new "europe" region is gonna be a bloodbathsure 4 teams qualify but valve is finally done pretending there is a need for a split when eue players just played in euw
>>569029085>europe is gonna be a bloodbathi got no doubt about that for this year or any year for that matter I was more so asking if there are any events for the qualifiers happening; like do we get shit likehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FXz2tWB4YRoduring the qualifier stage anymore? I haven't kept up with dota
>>569021374The old one was decent no idea of the new one.Cube and the Controller are going in the Tub if it flops>>569023649Fixed.Thanks man
>>569031274extreme autism
>Insta seethe
>>569031690>indirect replyworked
I had a nightmare that my behavior and communication scores dropped below 10,000
>>569032497Welcome to my life.
>>568999895blast lan finals start soon tm
wheres the hype
>win lane and go 19/2/10>lose>lose lane and go 6/5/20>winThis pisses me off. The play well / get rewarded ratio is non-existent.
>>568889516this made me remember that homeless dotard who often posted here
>dotards are now begging for him to return
>>569042254fat jew
>>569042254BTS was kino t.b.q.h
>>569031274you could make the controllers the feet of the tub
nice ti season dotards
member battlepasses?i member
>>569053736UM ITS A GOOD THING THEY STOPPED BECAUSE... YOU WERE FORCED TO SPEND MONEY AND IT WAS ANTI CONSUMER! WHAT WE HAVE NOW (NOTHING) IS MUCH BETTER!!!
i wish my life was a dota 2 battle pass (doesnt exist anymore)
>if i dont get my content drip im gonna freak
i wish the weaver autist was dead (im the weaver autist)
>>569054098just play the game?
>>569027517I thought the SA qualifiers would be intense with only 1 slot going to be fought over by LGD and Playtime, but based on EWC qualifiers, LGD is likely gonna be put in WEU qualifiers.
I need something. Dota is so boring now.
>>569054442Why?
>>569058280then play a different game
>>569059752I'm playing deadlock :)
>>569059752I play many things: but, even so, Dota could use a content update. Quartero's Curios or whatever was the last thing we got.
>game literally only has 1 fucking map >its almost 80gb
sorry bros we blew all the budget on the mh collab
>>569061801yet people are begging for more hats and bloat
>>569062268game needs proper content, Dota probably has 60% of unused shit thats just bloat.
>>569062437like what?
>>569046415
>>569062576everything regarding dota plus.
this shit ti will have pretty much the same patch as last year zzz
>>569062576Arcade.Crownfall minigames.
wow I refreshed the general after a 12 hour break and theres like a dozen postsfeelsbadman,
>>5690637024chan is dying
>enemy support plays their heart out>makes my life miserable>win anyway because his team had no lategame and they went farming in the jungle so my teammates could catch upFeel bad for the guy. He was probably a better support than I was.
>>569063702everything you love will one day die before you do
>>569064091which is why you enjoy it will it lasts
>>569064536
Wait what?
>tundra dead
>>568814514Why is necro pos 1 now?
>>569067115farm vacuum
>>569067115I see him more as a 2. If you play him 1; you're getting a report from me, dawg.
>>569067115He isn't.
What do you call it when position 3 farms all game? I'm so confused.
>>569037934Remind yourself that overconfidence is a slow and insidious killer.
this is the last Ti ever...
>>5690708038.00
>>569067115High tempo carry>>5690663911win
jumping out of a tall building with my only friend dota 2
>>569077114Go find yourself a woman
does anyone have a link for the invoker/tusk/lich ytp with sentence mixing? you know the ones with concentration camps and brewmasters penis pump
>>569077556you cant just beat one with a club and bring her back home anymore boomerGOD... nowadays if you aint bonemashing you wont pull any discord kittens
HAPPENING
>>569077857nevermind found em
>>569063868and so is dota
>>569079197post them please
>>569079628https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cDKJZ5bRkig check the channel for more
>>569078291Just hit the gym that should help you out
>>569081272and a firm handshake right?
>>569081714>>569081272Having sex with men is just easier. Women are way too confusing. But guys know what guys want.
>>569084581based augar
>>569084581>im gay cause im lazywhoa
>>569084914how does HE KNOW
>>569084581women arent that confusing plus women are just sexy af to look at when they are in shape
>>569086634milky white russian twinks can be just as sexy
>>569089293
>>569089293I think milky white russian twinks pull of femininity better than actual women ever could. Because it's a man's idea of femininity.
LD is fat, jew and a fat jew.
ALLIANCE IS OUTMANEUVERING NAAAVIIIIIIIII
What happened to Tundra
>>569093745they left dota1win bought their players
>>569094206why though, the team had made millions
>>569094364Sounds like they sold high then. Instead of reinvesting in the sinking ship they cashed out of esports
>>569094364Dota esports is dying, TI is dead thanks to reddit
>>569094642>>569094824still lots of money to be made
Happy Pride Month, /d2g/!
augar are you actually fat?
actual ranked match btw>>569098746no
>>569099343hold on
>>569099521i m confused
which team who don't affiliate themself with betting industry
>>569098746most americans are fat so you can assume he is
>>569102329i m sure you look like a super model, anon
>>569104398anyone looks like a super model compared to the average american
>>569104398wasnt trying to be a dick but the avg american is 25-30% body fat
>>569107090so that means everyone is? good logic.
>>569107090classical european mistake, americans only consider "fat" what you'd call "morbidly obese to the point of movement impairment"the mutt would stare at you confused and enraged if you accused someone with man tits and a hanging gut "fat" because he doesn't yet have his own orbit
>>569108053lol idk why you are getting so tight about this if the shoe fits wear it
I am in love with crystal maiden
>>569110474I know what fat is. I still have my twink build. Hasn't expired yet.
DEAD THREAD. NA carries this shithole.
>queue support as per usual>enemy midlane is some gimmicky underwhelming shit like Windranger or Nature's Prophet>I queue mid>enemy mid is lvl30 Injoker with 50000000000 matches playedNo fun allowed goy, go back to pos5 WW.
Big hard shit log is breaking my ass hole right now. Damage imminent 100%. Pray for me
>>569124726I did it!! I took the big poopy. It required over 5 minutes of pushing for that one single log. New Hero Idea: Fart Nigga
>tundra gone from dota it's fucking over
let dota die. let it go
honestly valve killed the game when they removed the battle pass
>>569070803Yes, because at this TI, they'll announce Deadlock and reveal that dota 2 is going to get the TF2 treatment
>>569094206They got a direct invite to TI though, are they dumb, I don't know what their chances are but I hope they win now
>Lock in Kez 5>Immediately predict victory>Enemy BB predicts victory (4 streak)>Enemy TA doubles down mmr>Team makes no predictions>WinGuardian players aren't ready for herald's finest
>>569125918>without expensive hats the game is dead to meyeah i really don't get it
daze has not turned out to be the player i thought he could be
>>569098746He is argentinian.he is just a trans girly denied her bbc and gone bratty.
Can someone tell me what Kez does it's too much text I cannot be fucked to read all that
>>569146021>kathigher base damagedouble aoe auto attacknon stunning hookshot + autodamage scaling dotinvincible+giga aoe lifesteal+maxhp dmg>degfaster attackauto attack x2silencecrit mark that works on his spellsinvisible+dispel+crit mark (that stuns)he spends 99% of the game in kat
>>569146976oh i forgotcrit mark that works on his spells, active is auto attack parry that applies it
>>569130193the invite is for the players not the org retard bro
>>569151297Yeah no shit, why would you think I implied anything else
does tundra even have another esport?
>>569151804i checked their website and nomaybe they had something else at some point but it's pretty much just been a dota team
finna bust
we can save dota by implementing pregnancy mechanics to hoodwink
>>569157498She can't be impregnated by a human so it probably wouldn't be something you'd like
>>569158012She exclusively breeds with human men
>>569158012youre not trying hard enough to penetrate her whore womb
i love mirana of nightsilver so much
>pick pos 3 NP to combo with my Hoodwink>also to shit on the pos 1 Slardar>mid starts bitching GG NO TANK WAH WAH WAH>I have a great time, going 5-0-3 in lane>mid solo feeds Pudge 0-5 in the first 10 mins>keep bitching about how nobody's saving him from his stupid as fuck T3 tower dives>keeps pinging my TP specifically>he gets server muted after he starts an argument with our pos 1>he ends with 15 deaths>still winCan't believe I had to give that retard +25 MMR. Life is so unfair.
So why the fuck did they give lion a billion free right click damage as a reward for landing his billion damage ult that he can guarantee thanks to his immediate hex followed up by unmissable AOE stun?
>>569172545support cabal dev team
>>569172545To punish you for not buying BKB against Lion.
>>569172545israel
alive game
>>569178846We didn't know how good we had it
>>568732749>TFW Its going to be a Fracas TIBaes patch this time around boys
dont forget to stretch uncs
>>569183869people were doomshitting in that era all the same
>>569184397i only want to stretch out mirana of nightsilver
uncs dementia so bad he aint rememberin he cant get it up no mo :wilted_rose: :skull: :skull:
I drank 375ml of vodka last night and 8 16oz beers. Woke up still drunk. Only had 1 hamburger yesterday and some pretzels. Prob gonna die in a year or two at this rate. what hero should I spam for 10 games?
>>569189339undying
>>569189339pudg
our boy got married
>ruins your gameName a more retarded form of in-game chat moderation. I'll wait.
>>569189339Have you gotten rid of The Expression, yet?
Navi needs to rebuild that roster
>forced 50i m amazed anyone can take this game seriously.
>>569208296forced 50 was letting you win with octarine core slark now it merely claims your free wins back
>>569209410dude, i got a mid techies rushing rapier and a pos 5 sniperyou can't tell me these games aren't automatic losses
How do we save sven?
>>569212045Ult gives 50% status resist
https://voca.ro/12lT1FGecuGq My fart cleave you with God strength
>mid techies rapier rush because pos 5 sniper stole his hero>int feeding legion>playing against the same 3 stack i just lost to 3 minutes agoyeah i'm done for the day. gonna go play deadlock or 007 or some game that doesn't piss me off
>>569212672Yeah go play your fag 007 shit or your other multiplayer online game. Throwing away your life day after day with meaningless experiences
>>569212045what is wrong with him?
>>569212921projecting much? lol
>playing turbo>completely stomping my lane>MY CARRY DECIDES TO GO MEME ITEMS ON SNIPER LIKE WE REALLY NEED THIS AGHS OCTARINE KHANDA
The hotel conference room smelled like stale energy drinks and defeat. Five players sat slumped in their chairs, jerseys still damp, staring at the large monitor where the game replay was frozen on the final throne explosion. Coach Mason stood at the front, arms crossed, his face calm in that terrifying way. He didn’t raise his voice. He didn’t need to.“Alright,” he started, clicking the remote. “Let’s go minute by minute so nobody feels left out.”Minute 3. The replay showed their offlaner, playing Timber, diving too deep for a bounty rune.“Timber. You died for a 50 gold bounty while their carry free-farmed. Congratulations, you invented a new laning strat: feeding to accelerate their Battle Fury. Next time just buy the courier and hand-deliver it, save us the walk.”Minute 7. Mid lane.“Storm. You missed three last hits under tower because you were spamming ‘gg’ in all chat after one gank. Then you bought Null Talisman at 6 minutes. Null Talisman. In 2026. I didn’t even know the item still existed in the shop.”The midlaner sank lower in his seat.
Minute 12. The disastrous fight in the river.“Pos 4 Lion. You hexed their tanky offlaner… while their Sniper was free-firing our backline. Great priority. Real clutch. I felt the tactical genius from the stage.”Lion’s player rubbed his face. “I thought—”“You thought wrong,” Mason cut in flatly.Minute 18. The carry, a Spectre, had just bought Manta.“Spec. You split-pushed top while we were dying mid. Four deaths. Then you typed ‘team no space’ in chat. Buddy, the space was in the jungle where you were supposed to be farming, not writing fanfiction about how your team is holding you back.”Minute 25. The smoke gank that never happened.“Pos 5. You bought three Clarities and a Tango by minute 20. Our mid was crying for a smoke rotation. You were busy… stacking small camps for yourself? With a Crystal Maiden? Amazing. Truly elite support play.”The support player opened his mouth, saw Mason’s expression, and closed it again.Minute 32. The final teamfight. Mason paused the replay on the exact moment their entire team got wiped.
“Look at this beautiful formation. Five players, all within 300 units of each other, perfectly clumped for their Earthshaker. Echo Slam for 2400 damage. Poetry. I should frame this screenshot and put it in the team museum labeled ‘How to Lose TI Finals.’”He clicked to black screen and turned to face them fully.“You didn’t lose because of ‘bad luck’ or ‘they played better.’ You lost because every single one of you played like you were in a pub at 2 a.m. after four losses in a row. No coordination. No respect for the draft. No brains.”Mason let the silence sit for a few seconds.“Tomorrow we review the draft again at 9 a.m. sharp. Anyone late gets to explain their mistakes in front of the whole roster. And yes, I’m recording it for the team Discord.”He picked up his notebook.“Any questions?”Dead silence.“Good. Go sleep. Or don’t. I don’t care. Just don’t play like that again.”Mason walked out without another word.Behind him, five world-class players sat in the quiet, already mentally replaying every mistake he’d just carved into their souls.Welcome to the big leagues.
>>569196263>that fucking low cut>crop topcapital w Whore
>>569196263congrats artouryou deserve happiness
https://voca.ro/1fgpBDJ9HXhf
>>569196263Marrying in 2026 then putting it on Instagram for the wolves to see but wishing him the best
>>568861853Play windranger.
Why does literally every dota player marry an asian chick?
>>569221450not true, i married a white girl
>>569210106of course they are because you got wins you did not deserve doing your shitbuild slark and now you are losing to even out the fiddy>>569212672and see you tomorrow because you have been essaying for weeks now about your 1k games and will continue to do so
>talking to boomer co-workers>they unironically think white people are a majority in the world????We live in fucking Canada, whites aren't even a majority WHERE THEY FUCKING LIVE
>>569221450Only group of women that would allow them to play dota for hours on end without nagging
>>569223061naggin? you mean the only group that are willing to be servants without forcing a religion change
>>569221450i believe women in the orient do not perceive a white person's nerdiness. or so ive heard. i think they are also a bit more determined to actually pursue relationships. i recently read of the way a typical late 20s woman perceives relationships on reddit and they seem to check out as soon as things don't go perfectly for them so im not surprised none of them make it to marriage
we're cooked
>>569230379You really giving up hope 8.00
>>569223591>I'll decide how people act based on redditGood luck with that champ. I'm sure you were destined for pair bonding anyway.
>>569232576i dont recall saying i was in any way good at pair bonding or interested in it. maybe you read someone elses post earlier and confused it with mine. these things happeni guess you are correct that redditor women must be especially insufferable, just as redditor men are. however listening to women talk about their views irl also boggles my mind on the reg. they do seem like pretty crappy people with stupid ideas that can't sustain questions like "ok what if someone did that u to though". but i guess men are no different about being unlikeable. i didn't particularly enjoy reading your post either
>>569231338there are no hopes left to give up
>ranked?broken>turbo?shit>unranked?pointless>game?uninstalled
alexa find me some enchantress rule 34 and play despacito
