Previous: >>568743590>Global Game NewsTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineLink your account to Cygames iDCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_enCurrent Scenario: Make A New Track aka "Trackblazer"Current Rate Up: Inari One (3*), Wedding Curren Chan (3*), Wedding Fine Motion (3*), SSR Haru Urara, SSR Ikuno Dictus, SSR Sakura Chiyono O, SSR Admire VegaCurrent CM: Gemini Cup - Tokyo Turf 1600m Mile/Left/Spring/Sunny/FirmCurrent Event: The Promised Hour>Schedule05/07 - New Legend Races05/10 - Mejiro Palmer (3*), Matikanefukukitaru (SSR), Rice Shower (SSR)05/10 - Taurus Cup - Medium/Left/Spring/Firm/240005/18 - Wedding Curren Chan (3*), Wedding Fine Motion (3*), Haru Urara (SSR), Ikuno Dictus (SSR)05/18 - The Promised Hour Story Event05/28 - Inari One (3*), Admire Vega (SSR), Sakura Chiyono O (SSR)05/31 - Gemini Cup - Mile/Left/Spring/Firm/1600https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Wedding Manhattan Cafe (3*), Wedding Gentildonna (3*)New Scenario "Rasshai! Tracen-ken" announced>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between servers)Starting guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalRace Analysis Tool & CM Datahttps://hakuraku.moe/umalogsMANT Agenda Plannerhttps://uma.guide/agenda-plannerRace Simulatorhttps://umalator.appFind networks if your region is blocked from the gamehttps://www.umavpn.topSeiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUmamusume Birthday Calendarhttps://ウマ娘.攻略.tools/events/birthdayUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyzCustom Stickershttps://schizo.farm/resources/stickersFind borrowshttps://chronogenesis.net/friend_search
Rice LOVE
post rabis or you will have to spark the next uma you want
I THINK RICE SHOWER SUCKS
7 and I disband my club cause I'm bored
I love my trainees so much, too much, but them seeing me completely platonically just because I am a male, gives me unironical mental breakdown. Why does Japan insist on making their male player base suffer?
>pedo threadew
>>568764698only if you post proof that you saluted the rabi in /e7g/
A Teiofag was fat near me.
>Have I told you guys how good my filters are>I've filtered so many posts guys>100+ posts filteredHonestly you guys are quickly becoming the worst posters
>>568764698i don't have any rabis
>>568764662fpbp
>I want to marry my trainee>I get on my knee and present the ring>She rejects me because she's a Iesbian>I want to kill myself
>>568764710Ovulating Teio. Time for copious insemination and almost ritualistic mating.
>>568764702Yeah Rice Shower does give me a good suck.
>>568764662One of those Rice is unlike the others
>>568764809Oh I see you've never been to the Kerbal Space program thread.
>>568764889Umamusumes are extremely easy lays if that's all it takes to make them gush like that.
>>568764809Yeah, this is going into the filter. Good job, chudano.
all these tranny attention whores? Rice's fault
>>568764881Respect her queer identity. She won't have any relations with men.
>>568764964
>>568764889isnt trainer x uma romance a popular trope in their universe for romance stories and whatnot?think it was offhandedly mentioned in kawakamis career or something
>>568764889>it's a man confirmed(You)chads won
Pick one.
>>568765141Creek
Curren is so attractive
>>568765059IT'S NEVER RICE'S FAULT!
>>568765141
>>568764889What? Is the game promoting heterosexual romance? I thought everyone was supposed to be gay??? Are we back, hetbros?
>>568765141Biwa
>>568765203shut the FUCK up curren
>>568764958Why would you filter Maya? Only filter Doto!
>>568764987This lust goes beyond identity. It is as though we are two animals copulating for the sole purpose of reproduction.
>>568764889>>568765060Eh already confirmed canon a while ago
>>568765060Yeah, the uma universe revolves around trainers fucking their uma.
>>568765141Shuttle
>>568765371suspiciously looks like a work from Dobomejiro
>>568764889>two teenage girls kyaaa over holpeless romanticism >this is somehow news worthy or "wild"why does this keep getting spammed? I thought this was the white unc game not the brown underage thirdie game
>>568764889So it's not a trainer but a regular man of the same age as the uma mob (disregard the horse age)?
You guys are all highly skilled individuals
>>568765314Maya is too distracting...
whore
>>568764881Marriage first right?
>>568764702>>568764889oh shit the mejiro ardan comic is my fave
>>568765141Creek>>568765235Maru
>>568765235Ace, my beloved
>>568765371hetbros, we are finally eating well. i won't have to kill myself after all.
>>568765465normal female behavior is somehow astounding in 2026
180 but it was worth it, i also got Satono Diamond on an earlier pull
>>568765545Of course. I would not leave the mother of my children alone.
>>568765371That is literally just trails dawg
is blast onepiece nickname wanko
>>568764889>marked is canon nowlet's go!
STOP POSTING CURREN
>>568765465cause its cute?
hellodid some midnight chores--feeling good
>>568764698
>>568765735Natie wife...
>>568765458Published by Mejiro Soft
>>568765465i always thought everyone was gay in umaverse so this is earth-shattering news
Not gonna lie I don't like how disgustingly overt the fan service is getting
Not gonna lie I like how disgustingly overt the fan service is getting
>>568765880this I'm going back to gbf
Now that I think of it, since you're actually training a whole team at a time and that's why the support cards are there, does that mean every career you're cucking all the girls except your main one?
>>568765880Shut the fuck up fag go eat a dick
I'm gonna lie I don't like how disgustingly overt the fan service is getting
>>568764857the only artist to make her EXTREMELY cute
>getting
>>568765141Oisu
>>568765060In Creek's Career, both fans and Tamamo view Trainer and Creek as a newly wed couple.
>>5687647087 and you disband your club because I'm bored.
>Open Uwoslab tab>Make a shitty post in /dbdg/>Find /uma/>Smell my pizza transitioning from crispy to burnt like 2 minutes in, pause>Add a bunch of toppings to the slightly burny pizza>Watch an episode of Frierin on a pirate site while eating>WIne has gone vinegary>Scroll /uma/ make some posts>Look for something to watch, all I find is a shitty zelarent video>scroll some more, no (you)s, catch up>/ima/ sucks, really want something to watch>Find the Uwoslab video hidden under tab of Tokai Teio burying her tongue in Nice Nature's umanko?>Watching it as I type right now>TP gauge has been full for hoursWhat is are ytou guys up to tonight?
>>568764889>enough to get the two umas in heati fear for Blast's and Miletard's trainers once they get back to tracen....
This game is so heterosexual i'm going back to uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh is there a gacha game for lesbians actually
>>568765960>Now that I think of it, since you're actually training a whole team at a time and that's why the support cards are thereSupport cards arent your uma anon, they are always framed as (you) encountering said uma and gaining something from it to train your trainee
>>568766037Belno won
>>568765786
>>568765880same
>>568766084idolmasters or something idk what it actually is
>>568765650>finallyWe have always been eating well bwo
>>568765371>>568765650>>568765060>>568764889>>568765138>ITS ALL HETFAG SHITAIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEwatch the usual twitter yuri trannies go "we don't care, we will just ignore that part of the CANON LORE as we do with anything that doesn't suite our world view =)"
>>568766084Try Nikke sis
>>568765602Excellent taste.
My favorite mob uma.
>>5687647087 and fuku owes me sex for selling lies
>>568765949they got not one but two lolis this last event tho, most likely coming to the game in around 25 hours
>>568766113Not in Unity
Stego cute.
>>568766147i havent played the new one but pretty sure the other idolmasters have them singing about wanting to fuck you>>568766178arent they shaking their fat asses for the mc
>>568766194Why are all the mob umas so big?
>>568766251post your steam timedo it cowardDO IT
>>568766194The middle one looks like she would ambush me in the jungle then choke me outI will wake up with a burlap sack over my head as is tradition with umas of course
AHHHHH is that a BENIS going into a BERGINA??? I'M GOING INSANEEEEE
>>568766084Long Live the Queen. Fertility rate is like 0.1 because of all the carpet munchers in that kingdom.>>568766194Yang Wenli?
this is me
>>568766157If they voluntarily ignore parts of canon lore they might as well not be playing the game
>>568765141It pains me to choose between Natie and El but I'll go with the latina booty because she makes me happy
>>568766251Kill yourself tranny
>>568765141Of these? Obviously Mayacchi!
>>568766364yeah? you look fucking stupid
>>568766251stego uggostuggo
>>568766403wait curren is BASED?
>>568766385Shocking news, I know, BUT THEY AREN'T! None of these political cunts ever play ANYTHING period, except with their disgustingly disfigured open wounds that they call "Penis" or "Pussy"
>>568765141fuku
>>568766431
>>568766324this but unironically
>>568766324Retard, it's pronounced P○N○S and VAG○○
>>568765141El Condor Tatas is a sleeper pick>fat thighs>fat tiddies
>>568765141From these? Fuku.
>>568766147Didn't the official twitter account approved that the male producer is the canon one?
>>568764918oh no, this artist finally added digitan to the lineup of cheeky bratsthis is a DANGEROUS time. my goodness.
>>568765141can't believe I'm saying this, but groovebefore maybe seiun, natie if I want to fucking kill her. though seiun is for that tooanyway groove is cool
>>568766495go to bed maru
cm14 status?
>>568766536There is no female producer in im@s. Never given a choice unlike Uma and never ever pretended there was.
>>568766134FRENCH KISSING MY WIFE
>>568766251Stego sexy
alright Taishin, you get ONE fucking chance to feel Super inspired today, or im going back to poe
>>568766630die you disgusting /v/tard
>>568766134gosling.jpg
>>568766597I have one ace
>>568764889>sensitive hearingLike, how sensitive? haha
>>568766597I've got 3 decent aces in the can, with 3-4 half-decent ones on the bench just in case. Every CM seems to get more competitive than the last, though.
>>568766601For real? I thought they had that option
Dober's room must have a faint yet strong fishy smell
>>568765960each uma has her own trainer, you're just only one of them at a time
>>568766597actually done early for once so updating tt
>>568766597One provisional ace.
>>568766364if you ever need proof of how shit jap taste is overall, look no further than rean mfing schwarzer
>>568766597I have my aces but want to try gutsmaxxing on my Maru because my other best bet is one without Mile S and 500 guts so any improvement is welcome
>>568766668Sis you're drunk, go to sleep
>>568766694they can hear you when you fap
Reminder that the staygoldtranny is an unironic tranny who has is account set to femaleMakes sense why he's such an attention whore
>>568766814stop postiong this fucking picture
>>568766694yes anon they all heard you masturbating
>>568766727The infighting started because gakumas doesn't even have the option, yeah.
>>568766471Curren will NEVER be based
>>568766814rean is just HIM, you will never understand
I can’t get used to this big screen bros!!!Good night friends!!!
>>568766387SEX
Haru praises Doto on her ability to sigh powerfully. Genuinely hilarious.
>>568766971god i love taiki
>>568766845>>568766867
>>568766979my breeding sow and heckin daughterino
>>568766979Urara can read?
>>568766597i've got 3 whole S rank umasi dunno if i want to run my debuffer groove or my not debuffer wedding groove (they're both not great)
when is gakumas global releasing
>>568767029Grass everytime I take a bath
>>568766814haha... silly anon can't appreciate the greatest JRPG protagonist ever written
>>568766387I want to purposely ruin my bloodline with Pasa.
>>568766814Someone give me the quick rean down
>>568766971god i hate taiki
>m*n
>>568766746what would happen if you walked in while Taiki Shuttle was there and said "wow, one of your PH levels must be a little off haha"
>>568766914you'll get used to it, gn
>>568767062Hopefully sooner, I need to be a producer too and cheat my umas
who the hell wants to fuck el condor pasa
>>568764889>marking is realAIEEEEEEEEEESAVE ME SPECHUD
>>568766971The creation of Taiki Shuttle is mankind's single greatest achievement.
>>568767129Rape them all, Dober.
>>568767116>ruin*improve
>>568766971threesomes with Taiki and Dober
>>568767202I'll take one for the team
>>568767236
>>568767228Mare moment
I want to bolster my bloodline with an uma wife.
>>568767202Me, I am who the hell wants to
>>568767202me
El is a white girl from kentucky larping as a mexican she's not brown
>>568767328But they don't want to ruin theirs with you
>>568767338okay but what's your image have to do with that
>>568767097>>568767123He's not even the best character in a single entry of the series. Literally 10+ characters are better than him in every single game. He's a whiny edgy faggot, and even when it becomes chill, he's just a dull as dishwater harem protag where everyone throws at him. Van was SO much better, so was Rufus, Kevin, and Llyod.Estelle is obviously best by a mile tho. Daiwas parallel world self.
>>568767354Hot
>>568767359Blast would 100%
>>568767228just use a kabedon against her
>>568767202I'd fuck everyone from the Golden Generation.
>>568767302Mayano Top Gun is still one of the greatest characters ever created.
>>568766597I have given up
>>568767202MEMEMEMEMEME
>>568767453surely you wouldn't fuck a lazy old man like sky
You can only get with El if you know more than 5 spanish words
>>568767029Grass Wonder has heard every time I've cum to her in the past year
I would not lose to an uma.
>>568767515And I would kiss her. With tongue.
>>568767543latina cocaina ese gracias si
>>568767543Uno, dos, tres, cuatro, cinco on my dicko.
>>568767604You already lost the moment you were born, Aoi
>>568767543Uno dos tres cuatro cinco
>>568764590Would anons really choose the osananajimi Buena Vista over the ripe and filthy rich Mejiro Ramonu
>>568767640 grass bros
>>568767549whats the qrd on the catdog gentildonna?
>>568767543ceros hierro espada segunda etapa
>>568767543tacoburritouhhhchimichangajackie chan
>>568767731I'm male trainer x male trainer buddy
>>568767837that's the wrong finger Doto
>>568767759yes, easily. because ramonu is a bitch.
>>568767759ramonu literally would never see you in that wayosananajimi 4ever
I tried to resist an uma and lost instantly. Didn't even last long enough for a third panel.
>>568767759Can I choose both?
>>568767543watashi no hablas espanol des
>>568767617I don't remember posting this
>>568767821what is the escaep room
>>568767759I choose both
how the fuck do you even train falcon on mant
>>568767936You did. You also posted about kissing and sucking on her neck while she squirms under you.
>>568767901Ojiisan...
>>568768005slurp
>>568767029Grass Wonder knows when I am cooking a Potato Starch X
>>568767621
>>568767821
>>568767640I mean that explains Grass Wonder's magnificent ass...
>>568768005how do you say umanko in spanish?
I was not expecting this but it is welcome. Came from a single ticket too.
>>568767937its like a theme park thing, where you have to solve puzzles and get out of a room
>>568768117Omedetou
>>568768103are you implying Grass Wonder is not japanese?because, fuck you, she's the most japanese woman in the game, fucktard
>>568767395>Vanlmao the entirety of calvard is a disaster >Rufusdebatable >KevinI would have agreed if his character ended in azure, but all his development was erased in calvard>Estelleher character and relationship with Joshua hasn't progressed since SC lol
>>568768117>ching chang chongok
>>568768071
>>568767543I know a bunch of random medical ones used as commands since we get a lot of spanish speakers. I can hear it in my head>Respire profundo.>Aguante la respiración>Respire normal.
>>568768071>>568768270why are overlords like this
>>568768117do you like being called tranny you retarded tranny
>>568768023use inherits to reach an acceptable turf level and then just do the tiara tour>what if i actually want to run her as dirttoo bad
>>568768248bruh, its trails, relationships never progress. And if you genuinely find cold steel better than calvard, you have absurdly dogshit taste. Anyways, we're talking about characters, who cares about her relationship with joshua? Characters defined by relationships aren't characters. That's not a personality. Estelles a top tier female protag
>>568767543First time I'm glad to be a latino
>>568768265Eternal Vows, Eternal RadianceSatono Diamond
>>568768071>>568768270theonlycuteartist
>>568768117congrats on getting married to hershe will now parade you in front of her family
>>568767543Pasa herself barely knows more than 5 spanish words. She's not even at "I know enough spanish to speak to my abuelita who never learned fluent english" level, she's just an american of spanish herigae.
>>568768024Hot
>>568768538
>>568768503que
>>568767543uhhhh yo no onions entiendo espanol, pinche gringo puto. Los tacos son diablo es muy malvado. Mi casa es no su casa.
uma for this feeling?
>>568768117
>>568768606don't spend it all in one place haha
>>568768624thank you wordfilter for this augmented post
>>568768024I want to do this to Seiun and Seiunposters
>>568768658Dia came
>>568768503>mexican heritageftfy
>>568768538I need that pic that shows debut Ardan and 3 years after Ardan
>>568768471I was going to pretend I was going to cleat it and say "I'm already a taken Trainer" but the option to cleat cards that aren't dupes post MLB seems to be gone.
El es adicta al pene del entrenador
>>568768710I also want to leave a big mark on Seiun's neck from sucking too hard. A big mark that she won't be able to hide with her usual racewear, school uniform, and casual outfit.Then I want to kiss her belly.
>>568768658need
im now at 8 fucking taishin attempts with no mile procs..
>>568768728Pasa is way too lightskinned, she is at the very least castiza and primarily descended from Spaniards, which is like 30% of Mexico's population.Fanart tends to make her darker than she actually is.
>>568768873cheating is bad
>>568768868>whoa, is that her umalvic hairs?its a stain on my monitor
>>568768923good. taishinfags deserve to never get pink inspos EVER
>>568768876Who's POV is this?
>>568768851Si, el mío
It's all the same!
>>568768873i need dom umas
>>568769030Aoi
>>568769000I'm just trying to make her a backup if flower underperforms. I have TAm/WFM/Flower viable
>>568768958Cheaters never win is what losers always say
>>568769064I love diverse metasWish I could be part of one someday
>>568769051Is she feeding him with chocolate or milk?
>>568768868I want aftersex cuddles with Sky
>>568769064>so-called free thinkers
>>568769064God Machan's thighs are so big
>>568769102id argue that metaphysically, cheaters do never win. Because the fact they felt the need to cheat in the first place reveals their weakness and fragility.
>least popular golden gen member (Tsuyoshi doesn't exist)>hated by cygames (no alt in 5 years, barely any appearances)>hated by japs (barely new fanarts in comparison to other first gen umas) >spics already chose Spe over herwhat did El CP did to deserve this hate?
>>568769223Boysex?
>>568769051>>568768576I need her
>>5687690644 cute dumb umas and a bunch of shit!
>>568769123She's just babying him and feeding him chocolate like a servant used to with grapes.
>>568769085Trust in Flower.
hachimii
>>568769296victory club pits sekkusu
>>568769315no chance in hell el is less popular than king or seiun sky
>tfw dirt chads are too intelligent for long races.
>>568769395definitely less popular than kingusky is sleeper though
>>568769393>>5687692962 sex bombs and 2 retards
>>568769315It's entirely the curse of being a gen 1 uma, Pasa was a legendary horse irl and if they waited until now to release her she would have Orfevre levels of aura farming. But because she released at the time when all the umas have to be WACKY AND FUNNY because season 1 was a SoL show, she's stuck with it.
>>568768107Pissi Cuckitini
>>568766597I CANT HIT ANOTHER TURF A OR S FOR MY ULALA ALL MY BORROWS ARE GETTING WASTED
>>568769395More popular in the west, less so in JP it seems
>>568769315She wasn't Japanese enoughShrimple as
>>568769496one day vodka will get her due
>>568769452>Debuting before the chain finishesI don't believe you.
>>568769324Boys don't have vaginas
>>568767029Grass IS the type to do listen to you masturbate and even hide a camera in your room
>>568769496Aura farming would be the correct term because she didn't actually accomplish winning the L'Arc but man did she lose in a way that was cool.
We're never getting rid of the staygold spamming attention whoring JP faggot will we
>>568769315>>568769496They simply need to remake Golden Gen anime.
Attention please!>King Halo Wife.That is all.
>>568769470>>568769538didn't know king was that popular or that el is that unpopular in jp, shame
comfy hours are in danger...
>>568769315Alts is a terrible barometer just to point out. Cy's alt decisions are continually baffling. Ultra popular umas like Luna, Brian, Mac, Suzu, and until recently - cafe/taiki - still only have 1 alt.
>>568768645hyper active bitch
>>568769780ice cream heads
>>568769771King will get a big boom in popularity in global Uma when Main Story 2 comes out.
Sexiest gen? Gotta be golden gen, no?
>>568769618I am conceptualizing the taste.
>>568769780Kumiko squishy butt
>>568769805keep it that way, the mega shilling of only a handful of characters in other games is so fucking boring I prefer this way more
>>568769805ESLGOD
>>568769780No wonder she's so sexNattie's hair and gf aura also remind me of Kaoru
>>568769834chrono gen
>>568769395Kingu keeps getting glazed by the devs to the point of being the trainers wife in the last story arc centered around Kraft and other mares, while Seiun Sky's relationship with Nishino Flower and their owner being very pro uma keep her relevant. El has had no relevance since project L'ARC and that was the 2.5 anniversary scenario.
>>568769780Fluff the fluff
>>568769620>even hide a camera in your roomI'm scared..
>>568769913
Dantsu Flame eating a carrot burger
>>568769879I wouldn't want alt spam either, but we're talking about 3 year gaps here for super popular uma. You'd expect one maybe every 2 years at least. >>568769903What? how Esl are you that you thought anything I said was esl?
>>568769496>2026 in an alternate timeline>El Condor Pasa releases>she's basically the meme version of Ultimate Gohan (if I had photoshop skills I would give him the pasa mask and brown hair)>makes everything about his unbeatable 20-year record >is THE metafaggot unit until Equinox finally releases
>>568769992The line that singlehandedly made me fall for her...Also her tummy, just like with Natie
Where the fuck is Curren's legend race?
>>568770076Is the belly the lewdest part of an Umamusume?
>>568770128hot
5 rooms with /uma/, starting with this one to test my Maru121738541217385412173854
>>5687701251.5 anni
>>568770076>>568770131yes
>>568770128YOU CAN'T POST THATbut also keep going
>>568770131That's where my semen is stored so yes
>>568770128
I fucked up>>568767543Semana EspecialRey HaloSeiun CieloCesped Maravillauuuh Tsurumaru Tsuyoshi
>>568770128FINALLY
>>568770128dios mio y la patagonia
I want the Seiunposter to discover danbooru
>>568770128Man it must be amazing to be cummed inside of, why else would women be sluts?
>>568769716but are you a first rate husband
>>568770386want that to me so badly
>>568770356And I want the staygold poster to fuck off to /umajp/ we can't all get what we want
>>5687701282/10, El would most certainly have a full bush
>>568770453I want to fuck this
>>568770406Work in progress. One day.
blast one pieceone wanwankowankomankowanko to wankomanko
>>568770128The mask stays ON.
more like one piss
>>568770128>At least her altPasa is always cute and sexy. Have you seen how soft she is? I bet her hair smells really nice too.
Say something nice about Grass Wonder.
blasto wanko manko wan man wan ko
>>568770386You can't actually feel getting creampied, at best you feel the dick getting stiffer right before he blows the load, but you can't feel any of the cum
>>568770653More like Ass Wonder. One of the 7 great wonders.
the consumption of pornography isn't good for you
>>568770697Whore.
>>568770697no.......
is blast one piece really named after THAT
>>568770171AHHHHHHHHHHHHH
back to poe.. want MANT to be over so much. Not surprised at all it almost broke jp
>>568770697lies. women orgasm and ovulate on contact with semen
>>568770697not even the warmth? porn has LIED to me
>>568770653I almost invested in late surgers solely because I like her so much
>>568770697Don't say that, let us dream...
>>568770653She looks like she'd be great to hang out with on a nice sunny day>enjoy some tea and nice Japanese cuisine>rest on her cozy lap in the shade>listen to her soothing voice as I fall asleep
>>568770861she's me
>>568770728>pornographyIt's not merely "pornography". It's hentai and it's art.
>>568770697dober says this
>>568770649>Pasa is always cute and sexytrue but her alt has a built in paizuri hole so it's extra sexy
>>568770728Neither is gambling but here we are you hypocrite
>>568770728how else will I see the text or hear the phrase "I love you"?
I hate Dober and I hate women. And I especially hate that stupid doll.
>>568770857didn't actually read what youre responding to besides knowing the topic. I learned on a podcast theyre almost all fake in porn btw. Turkey baster.
>>568770857Anon, think for 5 seconds the temperature of your cum, vs the temperature of the inside of a vagina. They're not even comparable, cum is lukewarm at best.
>>568771037Even Maki-chan?
>>568770697nobody wants to hear about what you feel when another man is in your ass
>>568770986>>568770697dober would say this lie to her trainer
>>568770697
>>568770929I love you.
>>568771139I do
>>568771087BASED
>>568771138This is a houseplant.
Stop being gay and stop posting porn.
>>568764889holy fuaaaaarrrrkkkkk!!
>>568771217falco would never use condoms
real HORNY hours
>>568771087
>>568771195grass seemed absurdly boring with absolutely nothing going on when i did her fates/careerdoes she become less nothing later on
>>568771265>Stop being gayOk>and stop posting porn.NEVER
>>568771087Suzuka don't look
>>568771130>vs the temperature of the inside of a vaginaI thought for 5 seconds and the query timed out. Further processing may lead to a null reference exception.
AHHHHH NIGGERMAN SAVE US, THE ADVERTISERS ARE MAKING AN EXODUS
>>568771087LOOK SUZUKA LOOK
>another free 3x clocksCYGAYS LOVE US
>>568770697You mean my doujins lied to me???
>>568770163>5 rooms btw
>>568771087THIS WILL BE US LATER TONIGHT SUZUKA
I don't see anyone posting Cafe sexHow disappointing
>>568771264That's the picture I mentioned in my blog post earlier.
>>568771574Good.
Rice heard all the times I...
>>568771380no
I want to eat umanko
>>568771574
>>568771023>this is maybe many anons' experienceheartbreakingI hope things get better friend
why are you here instead of playing the game?
my trainee heard the splurting and visualized the twitching... i'm so ashamed...
>>568771807kys I've done 50 runs
>>568771807for the porn
>>568770163I hate the 'fronts get too competitive they swing wide to overtake each other instead of zooming forward so they both lose instead' mechanic. Another room383739053837390538373905>>568771526Got stuck with something
thoughts?
>>568771807>implying I can't do both
>>568771774same
it's not surprising people pulled for inari one, we have an entire club dedicated to shortstacks
>>568771837Curren BASED?
>>568771807I'm listening to a vtumor earlicking ASMR while playing
>>568771851
>>568771807i did my one daily run, why would i be playing more
>>568771779If Sundayman wants me to continue his bloodline then I would be happy to oblige.
>>568771851Ulala!
>>568771851SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEX
>>568771903freak
>>568771851mare moment
>>568771807please... let me take a small break...
>>568771807Fapping to Chrono
>>568771903Whom?[
>>568771903this but pussy squelching ASMR
>>568771883A lot of the umas inspire me to pull.
haru ohimba
>>568771989It helps make MANT tolerable >>568772064kittyflute>>568772104Now I'm curious
>>568771989Need Ayabe to lick my ears while insulting me
>>568771807I'm coming down from a red wine high, I can't deal with the pressure of an ace run or the monotony of a fan run.
>>568772179I don't like this rice doing that
>super skip>spark reroll>all things that would help MANT are only added AFTER it ends.
>>5687718423 minutes left 383739053837390538373905
best uma for this feel?
>>568771883I need to collect them allalso cygames needs to release more of them, stop hoarding them in gbf
>>568772181Fuck now I need that too. To DLsite I go.
>>568772292Nishino "seedbed" Flower
KWAB>>568772256Isn't it impossible to join with that few time left
>>568772181need you to be put down
>>568765141BAKSHIN BAKSHIN BAKSHIN
Should I just start buying these at this point, or is there gonna be something added to the friend shop in the future that will make me regret it?I have 325K friend points now, IDK how much FP I earn a month but its clearly more than enough to buy all the hint books each month. However I dont think its enough to buy all the hint books AND the 2 tickets each month.
>>568765551You forced me to edit this image, take responsibility.
>>568772181Ayabe wouldn't do that.
>>568771807I did my one (1) run for the day, danchou can suck it
>>568772529this gave me the shiverswill not indulge further, as it is sloppa
>>568772383I need her to whisper that in my ear too.
>>568772181Ayabe would do that
>>568771842>mood >randommy badThird room413517124135171241351712
>>568772449Yes, you should spend the cheap resource that you have an inexhaustible supply of on pull tickets.
>>568772718Pizza would not wear this.
>>568772449You could spend it, sure. But what if something new gets added in the 1.5 anniversary? Can you take that risk?
>>568772807She would but only because you claimed she wouldn't
I prefer thick eyebrows anime Palmer desu....
>>5687718426 front lobbyFourth one118888531188885311888853>>568772379By 3 minutes I mean there's still 18 minutes left in total
>>568772856sex?>>568772885sex?
Don't open
>>568772529Is tehre a full version?
>>568772856I appreciate your spite, but Pizza would not wear this
>>568773010oh i havent seen her support card description yetboth dia and blast have them being cute with their trainers in theirs
>>568773108me on the left
>>568773108Me fucking the one on the left
>>568772718>>568772856WOWZA AWOOOOGA IM HARD BASICALLY
>>568772856pisa seems like the type of girl to be a semen vampire behind the scenes
>>568773184She's blonde therefore yes
>>568773108Rape
>>568773108one of my wife's many wives in the middle
>>568771807I was playing Deadlock
>>568773050She would definitely wear this, and that.
>>568773108>>568773130
>>568772986Last one425710424257104242571042
>>568773130Making sweet love to you
>>568773234Still isn't a horny bitch
>>568773364For you
Gently?
>>568773486Super creek in the back will
threesome with finemoposter and kitaposter
>>568773010This isn't actually that dissimilar from her race wear, so she might wear something like this, but the revealing cuts on the dress definitely mean that Pizza would not wear this
>>568773494Remember when Buena Vista was seen as pandering a little too hard?Now she feels almost tame.
>>568773314>can still see the name
>>568773486We trainers are not allowed to go near the uma dorms
Marriage with Manhattan Cafe
>>568773579Meant for>>568773297
>>568773585there is always someone that has to start the trend
>>568773314Final roomthanks for everyone for joining, won't be doing rooms for this CM afterwards.>>568773606only (You) can make it out
>>568773723I still don't know why people call her bro
>>568773736Not him but I can same with that Fine Motion
>>568773786closet homos
>>568773486BEGONE SUCCUBUS
>>568773364and anon lied as easily as he breathed
>>568773786>You always hang around>Is a slop and does boy thingsShe is your female bro, that's literally all there is to it. Bro with benefits.
Curren Chan is a demon
>>568772812Yeah, that's why I came here to ask if something gets added later.
>>568773875>You always hang around>Is a slop and does boy thingsI mean that also tends to describe childhood friends, just because you've often got nothing better to do than hang out sometimes
>>568773486SHE'S LOOKING AT ME WITH RAPIST EYESFALCO SAVE MEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>568773234Still is a horny bitch
>>568773834please don't yell at creek...
>>568767543ESTAS ESCUCHANDO EN EL FREGEUUUUUUUUY SHOW CON LA BRANCAAQUI EN LA QUE BUENA
literally me
CUTE
>>568773956You gayme gamesYou match moviesShe's your female bro at homeStop asking questionshttps://exhentai.org/g/3107837/a071844b99/https://exhentai.org/g/3704502/0e44a5f1a6/https://exhentai.org/g/3484571/95b83531ce/https://exhentai.org/g/3006486/0d455aeb12/
>>568773723As a JP player once said>Transcend is the type of girl where every boy in class thinks they're the only one who understands her appeal
>>568774006Made for nakadashi with hand-holding + interlocked fingers, kissing, and whispered confessions of love.
>>568774049who?
>>568768624I always laugh at the cebollas filter
>>568774096Shut up... Shut the fuck up.
>>568773609Whatcha talkin about?Hishiama and Fuji let us in all the time.
>>568774094this but unironically
>>568764698Yo
>>568774075streeeeeeeeetch
>>568774075Now post Dober in the snow
>>568774049>generic bitch (with tiny hat)WOWZA CUTIE
>>568764698My next uma banner too
>>568774184This, I think?>>568774183Your loss, faggo.
>>568774221what is the appeal of pearl
>>568774147But I wasn't being ironic
>>568774239Yes that's it, she snow angel moment
>>568774284good.
bouquet owes me sex
Ehh?
>>568774049Her thighs are so fat...
>>568774350No, YOU owe Boueuqt sex
>>568771807I HATE PLAYING TRACKBLAZER, I HATE TRYING TO TRAIN TAISHIN WHO CAN'T STOP CHOKING ON LONG RACES, I HATE THE NEW META I WANT GRAND LIVE ALREADY AAAAAAAAAAA
What am I supposed to do here? Also when do I get to roll for umas?
>>568774239>Your loss, faggo.what?I'm talking about the honse enjoying a good stretch
>ten black roses on her costumeWomen i swear
>>568774318Dober?More like DORKer
>>568774146They're abusing their dorm head position wtf
>>5687742152hu rules are absolute
>>568774510that's me
>>568774476Grand Live is just MANT+ bro.
>>568774442I had a seizure
>>568774476don't blame her, she's too small for long things
>>568774502sssssssssssssssshut up
>>568774267>cares a lot about her juniors>wants to help them>funny in general>was the MVP in my miles unity teams>sexy design+voice>was a famous mare at her timeI like her a lot
>>568774476You will still have to play MANT through Grand Live btw because Grand Live doesn't let you do 40 races and they won't fast track the affinity changes
>YOU WILL HAVE TO PLAY MANT FOR AFFINITY GW-still doing ura
>>568774520They usually let us in to help out our trainee... its happened like two or three times on global so far.
>>568774587She'd take your virginity.
>>568774602is that how you make parents these daysjust racemax to hell in mant for skills, race inspirations, and affinity?
>>568774496Remake your TT team?
>>568774602
>>568774647That's fine and all by do they have to lick their lips while telling me I "owe them a favor"? Do they know how bad the salary of a trainer is? Kids these days...
>>568774267The one person who actually cared probably quit. This is likely just some weird sex pest.
>>568774341>>568774420Rabu
MR COCK AND BALLS DIDNT FINISH HER CHAIN AWARD
This is a bote, not an uma
>>568774698by "these days" do you mean JP?no, you can make parents in whatever scenario you want (or most scenarios) because G1s are the only races that give affinity, as opposed to also G2/3 in global
>>568774818Love that short hair with her long ponytail.
>>568774587I WISH I COULD AFFORD TO PULL HER FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
>>568774683Is cool.
My wife is so beautiful.
>>568774885god I wanna touch her ears WITH the covers on so muchI NEEEEEED to know how soft they re
Saw this on Twitter. Ayabe loves fluffy things, and fluffy things love Ayabe
Still a silly
>>568774420>>568774341Need to smooch her.
>>568774818I love umas even when they're botes.
Do most people who start a gacha game later into its life cycle try to inherit an account from a player who's leaving? Or is putting time/money into building up your account from scratch while the community is way ahead part of the fun?
>>568774543Grand Live (or Grand CONCERT for globabs) is MANT+Unity except runs only take 25-30 minutes (same as Unity), way less shop interaction and you are 90% sure if your runs are bricked or not by the end of the junior year, unlike Unity where Riko's team can still brick your run at the end
>>568775073Buy an account.
>>568774635Right after I posted this, jockey Tsumura (top left) who is supposed to ride the 1st / 2nd favourite Realize Sirius tomorrow, fell from a horse and has to be carried out with a stretcher, what the hell.
>>568775073depends how deluded you are about being competitive or just want to be there to enjoy the ride
How do I cope knowing Rice Shower will never get any taller?I WANT TO SEE MY IMOUTO GROW UP DAMN IT
>>568775181Have you tried giving her heels
>>568775073Depends on the game. First I do research on the game's banner rerun patterns. If a character I want is unlikely to get a rerun any time soon, I just buy an account that has that character. It's what I'm planning to do for Zenless Zone Zero. A character I want hasn't had a rerun in over a year. And some people on the game's general thread here on /vg/ say that it's unlikely the character I want is going to rerun, seeing as how she's a year 1 character that has been powercrept.
>>568775198Sex with my bro
>>568775181have you tried alchemy
...
>>568774818Very cute uma
>>568775181umas will never age that 9 yo out of ten nishino flower will remain primo cunny until the day she dies of old age-
>>568775380Out, totally out
>>568775387
>>568775181have you tried being straight
>>568775380OI WHAT DO YOU MEAN SAFE?! THATS BLATANT UMA SEX YA DINGUS
>>568774757CESARIO SEX
>>568775380Anon you can't post those silouettes!
>dober.gifUGH...
>>568775439I didn't consent to this
>>568775380!!!
>>568775380
>>568775387>>568775439Don't post it
>>568775380the hat should be in colour
>>568775105All the sites that claim to sell seem to be dominated by one mass seller who's shoveling out (botted?) accounts. Seems sketchy somehow. Any way to get artisanal handcrafted accounts or is just too hard to coordinate with a seller?
>>568775494too lateyou already made eye contact
>>568775380Rice would do that.
>>568775439>>568775465fusuuuuu
>>568765650when was this in the anime? Is this ai generated?
>>568775380Delete this
>>568775542hmmmmmmmm sex?>>568775575!
>>568775532GET BLASTED
>>568775380that rhythm...
>>568775380>>568775542Am I crazy or them being silhouettes makes it like 2x hotter?
IM DONE WITH "GUTSMAXXING"It's just impossible without Ayabe guts
>>568775452It's safe for work sex
>>568775624I LOVE THIS SONG
>>568775686>>568775542me under both of them
>>568775380>>568775542>>568775686FAR hotter this way
>>568775551It should be concerning if the account is handmade. That usually means its stolen or they will be taking it back at some point. Compare prices and pick out the best value with tons of verified purchases.
>>568775380>>568775542
>>568775686>>568775542where are the nubbies
UWAAAAAH I WANT TO HAVE UMA SEX UMA SEX UMA SEX STOP POSTING RIGHT NOW
>>568775676>4 starlol
>>568775380>squatsguts training?
>>568775380>>568775542>>568775686
Uma musume belong on top, you need to reverse the ridden-rider dynamic from our world.
PLEASE STOP POSTING PORNTHINK OF THE ADS
>>568775764DON'T LOOK URARA
>>568775380>>568775542>>568775686me on top in all of these
KEEP EM COMING
Give me a (You) or I rape Kawakami Princess.
>>568775764HARU NOOOOOOOOOOO
>>568775764Okay now we need the ulala version
>>568775380Can you at least post the source before you go on your 3 day vacation?
>>568775542>that noticable fast and increase in rhythm Why is Dober so fucking hot
>>568775814what the fuck is an ad
>>568775686Do one for the zoomer as well
>>568775845I'd like to see you try.
>>568775901FINALLY A GOOD POSITION NOW THIS IS PURE SEX LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>no cafe or suzuka yetim noticing
>>568766084heaven burns red
>>568775901Do you have a version with an uma pregnant while having sex?
>>568775809This is a very funny image
>>568775901You saved this thread. Dump everything you have!
>>568775380>>568775542>>568775686>>568775901Maybe AI isn't so bad afterall
>>568775918>tail wrapping is canon nowI'm scared.
We fucked
>>568775791Just 3 more months trust
>>568775901>>568775946That position is only S tier if they're french kissing while doing it. otherwise it's like a solid A tier
>>568775809I refuse
>>568775889Just for (you), the only man she trusts
>Got the perfect Taiki run>No Mile SFUCK YOU GAME
>>568775889>ornament on right earthat's not dober
>>568776053200 fucking %. plus points for triple S+ when they're deeply hugging while kissing and fucking
>>568776075POV: Mirror sex
>>568776067>perfect run>not even close to capped wit
>>568774856nah i meant globali have a grand total of two 3* umas and one of them is guts, parent grinding is really just not something i've thought about at all
>>568776064>the only man she trustsYou mean the only man she thrusts
>>568776105i can see it
This is some good slop wth
We'll never see one of these animated porn clips featuring Mejiro Ryan because she's ugly LOL!
>>568776024Wait these are all AI?
Please make for Mayano and Nishino maybe Marvelous as well.Im glad I managed to enter the thread and its miraculously heterosexual
>>568776105oh yeahmirako sexo
>>568776105
>>568776174Simple shapes and patterns are easier for AI to replicate, think of the Uma weasels
>>568775073i think it's really weird to start a training sim with an account someone else has been working on
>>568776172Luna...
>>568776250STOP
>>568776208Yeppers
>>568776250This one feels less safe...
>>568776135I need Grass Wonder to look at my penis like that.
>>568775607They were trying to get Rice. She is leaning against the wall retardedly trying to bait Rice, the sunglasses and smoking are AI generated (if you couldn't tell you're cooked)
>>568776067>perfect this is the Taiki that i made for TT a month ago
>>568776250is this related to feng shui somehow?
>>568775092why is it that the translators are unwilling to just use live as a termit's an english word. uma musume is about idols. there's no reason that knowing what a live is is unreasonable
is there one for any of the sakuralings?
>>568776174https://files.catbox.moe/cw69d1.mp4Check this out. This is one of the best I've seen.
>>568776198This silhouette motif would be perfect for an uggo like her.
Requesting bourbon
>>568776434Secondan
>>568776250Come on, just ONE that features the girl pregnant in that doggystyle position (preferably Super Creek). Do it before you go on mandatory leave.
>>568775542>Stallion DoberDangerous>>568775686>Mare DiaDANGEROUS
>>568776380I DON'T LIKE THIS
Umapyoi
>>568776380No.
>>568776380>realistic movement and 3D-ish space stuff combined with a small character like thateeeeeeeeehhhhhhhhhhhh borderline pedo thats legit ickyyes I like loli and jerking off to it but seeing uncanny shit like that is just weird and borderlineyes yes all the edgy /v/tard pedos will yell and laugh i dont care get over it schizo
>>568775676Gutsmaxing with a 20% stam uma is just asking for trouble anon. That is never going to work.
>>568776369nice inherits retard
>>568776380This is actually bad. Animation is fine but the art is just peak sloppa
>>568776343naughty...
>>568776380This grosses me out quite a bit, too real.
uh oh foid melty
Sorry for jerking off to Saton->>568775686stop that.... I cant do a round two......
>>568776747don't be a bigot
>>568776380I wish I could see what this is, can someone kindly reupload on litter catbox TY
requesting taiki riding me like a rodeo bull
I'm reporting you all to Tazuna
FUCK WHY CAN'T I GET GW AND 3 GREENS AAAGH
>>568776536Those are the only umas that had the medium sparks i needed also who cares is a TT uma
>>568776797wtf
>>568776606I can't help it.. her gorgeous blue eyes are bewitching me
>>568776797THAT'S MY WIFE DELETE THIS.
>>568776375I don't think the name has been confirmed yet for global, it's just people inferring from current translations and trendsSome franchises (like Love Live) do use "live" as their official English term but translate stories and whatever with "concert"Purism aside it's not a good translation because "live" isn't an English noun, it'd be roundtripping an English loanword into a context it's not valid inI'd also expect them to use a more impactful word like "performance" for the English title desu, "Grand Concert" is just shitposting
Stop posting porn...
>>568776772clean that sand out of your dehydrated pussy
>>568776885STONE-PIERCING BLUE
>>568776813kinky
>>568776797
I just finished jerking it and NOW you bring the material. Fuck off
>>568776797Daddy let her daughter go overseas for school and she become a cumrag
>uwaaaah dont change grand live to grand concertPlease encourage Cygames to make any and all changes, no matter how small or insignificant. I just want to know they still work on the game at this point.
>>568776797Sorry anon but Fine Motion is too vanilla for my taste
>>568776939cut it out, incel.
>>568776924No it’s been confirmed, check the archives its in the CD releases
>no third green>no early lead>powerletSo close...
>>568776519Nah I agree with you, it crosses Into uncomfortable territory. Im not even a moral fag its just gross
>>568776978
>>568777009shooting blanks is fine! feels really great too
ding dong the witch is dead
>>568777053Who asked you dobernigger
c-continue posting porn>>568777125even my bricks are better>pumped
>>568777132Is she smelling a pile of shit and going back and doing it repeatedly?
>>568777165have to marry her now
>>568777141Unc...
>>568776924yeah i was just bitching about precedenceit's good enough for holoen so a weebshit game still shying away from it annoys mei don't know if that or 'happy holidays' is more grating. i can hear them saying merry christmas fuck you translators
>>568776924https://vgmdb.net/album/135392
>>568777125post deckThere's no need to go for a golden recovery
>>568776945My stone will endure..
>>568777326>>568777326>>568777326
>>568777236one of those two is staygold, if I remember. the other is one of his children. they both sniff their own shit
>>568776797>>568777297It doesn't count as sex because she can't breed so no reason to delete
>>568777347>page 2 bravo retard
>>568776380>random cum explosionDo sloppers really
>>568776765Keep fapping to Dia. You can do it, I believe in you! Jerk off, jerk off! And cum!
>>568777284I think ultimately /uma/ will bitch about it but it won't matter what they go with because the name Grand Live and acronym GL is so engrained into discussions so it will be what people usejust like how MANT and TB are interchangable but no one uses the official name of TS Climax
>>568772360post the RJcode of whatever you find so i can check if it's available on ripoff sites.
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>>568777284>i can hear them saying merry christmas fuck you translatorsSame with pic related. Oguri literally says the word "charisma" in English out loud, but the trannylators changed it to zoomer lingo ("rizz").
>>568777512I cant bring myself to... Instead ill appreciate my wife for her cuteness and dorkiness as well, and not just for lustful tendencies.
>>568777360the other one is orfevre>>568777585nips use charisma in the same way zoomers use "rizz"
>>568777685That's also good! Appreciate her, appreciate her! Dia!
>>568777512I lost to Dia's boobs too much.. my dick hurts.
>>568777959I love being the propert- I mean trainer of Dia! Dia!!!
Have you made all your aces yet?
>>568777921No they don't. It's an especially offensive trannylation in an adaptation of a panel from a chapter from a manga that was written and published years before zoomers began using "rizz" as their slang.
>>568767920>>568768002You want... both?
