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sex with kris
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RzARg875rro
>>568772073>The Lady and the Tramp and the Trunklol
personal creations anchor, reply with your latest work!
I made a hashbrown casserole for tomorrow Goodnight /utg/
>>568772016I think the colors are nice and the Tennas are really cute
Personally, I can't tell if both women or people in general are repelled by me or if they just assume I want to be left alone. Either way, I don't mind because I'm mostly comfortable being on my own. People can be difficult to deal with or be around.>>568772259Looks good
>hey carol it's me, the SOUL aka the angel aka your god or something>check out my new cool grey body>huh? dess?>uhhh yeah I can use my awesome angel powers to bring your daughter back>I just need you to do me a little favor, though>*unzips monochrome pants*
*waltzes out with a casserole-shaped tummy*
>>568772346There's nothing there...
Anon wasn't really the greatest person
>>568772346Carol says yes but she wants to fuck the soul itself
calm down woody, we're your friends
>>568772290 >All species of deer in the Cervidae family can eat tree bark. This is especially common during the winter in arboreal environments.https://a-z-animals.com/blog/discover-animals-that-eat-tree-bark/
>>568772548she’s so…..big
>>568772346This would be way hotter if the soul possessed Noelle and forced Carol to orally engulf the penis of her own daughter.
>>568772579woah this site is awesome
>>568772340Alright. If you want to wear a cheaply printed, shitty thin material, incoherently pattered, vomit inducing colors, temu-tier shirt and look like an overgrown child in public who strayed too far away from your animecon, go ahead. I can’t stop you
>>568772385>shiiit im a barbie doll?>fuuuck i wanted to get some deerhag pussy>it's alright though, carol>you can still suck and slobber all over my flat grey pelvis>actually, it's hotter this way, it's more deviant>>568772498>carol REALLY loves heartshaped objects>like, she's obsessed>she won't fuck rudy unless he's wearing image related
>>568772579>Male reindeer often defend their females against other males by clashing antlers.>This strengthens their position of dominance and awakens the female’s hormones.>The reindeer’s equivalent of dating is simply watching males fight and clash to impress the girls.This explains a bit
>>568772674You're trying too hard to make me feel shame
>>568772629>>568772346>>568772413maybe kris has a good reason for hating us if these are the types of things we're talking about
before ch2 i used to think the knight was literally his own character, like he was a just a regular darkner, specifically a chess piece because of the chess theory
>>568772748is it hot?
When the clock strikes 12Midnight arrivesClock your guns and sharpen your knifesThere's a grand prize! For the foxes, demise!
>>568772748I’m just speaking my mind, I’ve seen that shirt before and had the exact same thoughts. Get taste.
>>568772793No, it's a chilly night today
>>568772830Cock your guns, retard.
>>568772895sh...
what if fave held their breath and then pushed real hard and their cheeks EXPLODEDEDEDEDED
>>568772895I say to my opponent in this duel
>>568772745Carol makes Rudy clash horns with Asgore, who thinks they're just goofing around, unaware he's participating in their foreplay. Rudy feels a bit bad about it.
>>568772864Ok lol some of what you said isn't true anyway but alright
>>568772959
I will have my fucking freedom
>>568773141If you keep thinking that way, you will continue to dress like a child. I dress well, you don’t. *spits in your eye*
>>568773209erererererer
>>568773265>>568773141love me some toxic yuri
>>568772782It would've been fine and cool too
>>568772895cock!!?!!?!!!?!?!
>>568773092Noelle saw them doing this one Christmas, and it's what awakened her fear attraction of Santa.
Your every action will be judged
>>568773265Oh noooo auuuwooooo anon noooo don't you realize what you've done?! I'm saliva intolerant!!! *shits on your bed*
YOU KNOW WHAT'S UP BROTHER!
>>568772073Rudy needs to tuck his tail away a bit, the whole thing is hanging out.
>>568773410Uhg. Brown is not working on my bedsheets, it’s clashing with my entire room.
>>568773356Yes anon, cock! What a good girl. I can teach you more about cock if you want, but you might not trust adults ever again.
YO THIS NEXT EXPERIMENT IS INTERESTING AS FUCK
>>568773327>yuri>no proofAnon your fetish is showing
>>568773630I would hope the other person isn’t another foid because foids should know better than to wear something like that
>>568773630what gave you the impression I was hiding it it’s hot!
>>568772782Funny little guy
GIVE ME THAT HUMAN COCK KRIS RAHHHHHH RAHHHH RAHHHH MOTHERFUCKER RAHHHHHHH!!!
>>568772937NPC's can be wrong
If I ever am so lucky as to have a fangamer type of deal I will move heaven and earth to make sure those fucks don't produce cheesy McDonald's playplace ass apparelActually, post good and bad video game merch now. Specifically, show me genuinely good and tasteful indie game shirts
>>568773708You know what? I might just actually buy it and post a picture in the thread just to spite you in specific even if the price was making me reconsider
>>568773507>Rudy needs to tuck his tail away a bitNot when I'm drawing him
eyo wtf, lmao
>>568773904I don't like this image
Sometimes when i get bored, i fantasize about the roaring knight killing the people around me and destroying stuff then i step up to fight the knight deltarune-style even through everyone tells me not to cus it's dangerous, then i solo the knight while everybody in the surrounding area is like wow (and yes i do imagine a black knife or nightmare knight remix playing everytime), and then i win and cut knight's head off with a pencil-turned-sword-in-dark-world or something and everybody congratulates me and praises me for saving the day. Does anybody else autistically imagine stuff like that?
>>568773904HIS ASSHOLE IS ALMOST SHOWING!
Kris I wish
>>568773871Enjoy your trashy, cheaply made merch. You’re only spiting yourself by wearing it, hun. Lol
>>568773996you need friends.
>>568773998let the man slut out on date night!
>>568774047
>>568774050I WILL enjoy it and it WILL make me happy and I WILL get my full money's worth, yes!
>>568773996>Does anybody else autistically imagine stuff like that?I think about what my own dark world would look like and what kind of weapons, armor, and outfits I would wear / have. I think about how the NPCS would interact with me, how they'd look, etc. And then I imagine fighting the big final boss or whatever of that dark world. I think a lot about learning how to lucid dream just to make this somewhat a reality. My life is so incredibly boring. Sometimes I listen to Deltarune music while I take walks and imagine myself as Kris.
>>568773856fangamer is heavily varied in quality but they have some shirts that I would wear. their deltarune shirts are awful, though.
>>568774210nta anon seriously it looks like baby clothes, there are far cuter and better designed tenna outfits out there
gender sperg was from /v/ it all makes sense now
fave is ordering a tenna onesie
Hawk Tuah!!!!!!
>>568774642Show me them because I haven't seen any others
>>568774821the official fangamer shirt is better than that one
>>568773816
>>568775045no image to go alongside your post? you mean this one right?
>>568775045Meh, the design isn't good enough for me to consider paying those 36 buckaroos
It's so close to being goodI also kinda like Floralsei but I don't think I would wear it out
>>568775210Yeah, that one. I figured they would know what I meant >>568775247But think about the quality as well, that one you posted is pure polyester
>>568772249
>>568775263This one is just a nightmare. I guess it probably resonates with a certain type of person. I like the pin it comes with and the 49.99 on the shirt also being the actual price is kinda fun and soulful but also you should be ashamed to own it for 49.99 so I wouldn't want to be reminded
>>568762782YIIK is also a cult classic in Japan. Truly a superior civilization
>>568775338Even if the shirt is pure cotton and objectively better quality because of it it's still not a sell for me, I could literally get the same shirt done on a shop a 15 minute drive away from home that does custom prints for half the price and the same materials
>>568775684dude where were you
>>568775647This would be kino on a fat guy but the kind of fat where hes wide, or on a skinny girl
>>568775416me on the right
>>568775798the two types of people on /utg/
>>568775798fat guys were made to wear Hawaiian shirts
>>568775416>growingly distant "we live in fame or go down in flame"
>>568775871Only these 2 types existAll the moids are fat, all the foids are skinny
>>568775416felt
>>568775798You’re right, I should match with my irl fat spammy
>>568775937I’m a 5’11 guy that’s 155 lbs
All the moids are monstersAll the faves are whores
>>568775937I'm a moid with a bmi of 17
>>568776087Please eat something
>>568775937I'm a 8'2 guy who's 92 lbs
>>568776050Exactly, fatty
>>568776143Gaining weight is hard for me
>>568776168
They're called CD bagels because bagels have seeds on them. Seedy Bagels.
>>568775742utg would you rather be stuck in the Sans shrine dark world or the Tenna room dark world?
>>568775937I'm a 34'6 guy that's 18,950 lbs
>>568776259Sans because SANS IS MY FAVE!!!
krissu
I still don’t get why girls are so obsessed with Tenna. I suppose I never will.
>>568776259Fat tenna world please
>>568776289By the way! Did you know I LOVE TV?
>>568776382that's a dew drop
>>568775742>The Catacombs
>>568776401why does it bother you
>>568776447Go away we're not doing this shit yet
>>568776080fisting frisk
>>568776447>>568776506goat
>>568776468this reminds me I need to make a catacombs illustration (with fave) based off my nightmares
>>568776401>Guy who would be loyal and committed to you if you are his lightner that is also VERY handsome as a cherry on topGee I wonder, the pentagon's top researchers have been trying to figure this one out for decades!
>>568776478because girls aren't interested in me. but they're interested in TV? they don't even watch TV. they watch tiktok.
>>568776478Man why the fuck is it that whenever I say anything ever, people go “oh why does it bother you” or “why are you mad”Can’t even make a statement
>>568776604goad
Oh I wish I was an Undertale Sans weiner
>>568776665he's a fictional character. you're a real person. you can never win. you're focused too much on the tv aspect and not enough on the fictional part which is the part that's actually important to foids.
>>568776591>>568776738goated
I was about to let my inner chud come out
I like real moids and fictional moids. Just spear me already!
>>568776678Anon it's literally a bothered statement. You had a problem and aired it to the world and instead of agreeing with you people are wondering what your issue is.
A bit early to be goatposting, don't you think?
>>568776678I wasn’t trying to accuse you or anything, it just sounded like a lamentation
>>568776760goog
>>568776665Speak for yourself, I watch TV, I play on TV, and I love TV because I am a TRUE AND REAL FAN
>>568776653Yeah, but it’s the sad kind of loyalty. He’s doing it purely out of desperation, and it’s possible he might lock you away if you ever try to leave him or do something that implies you might.Tenna… is problematic.
>>568776897Fucking larper saggy tit whore
>>568776851Don't you have a friend group to interact with? Anyone in your life left at all?
>>568776851goat posting is every hour though>>568776880groooge
>>568776851They've made me so much more homophobic over the past few months I want to thumb out their eyes
>>568776954Bro I'm not any berdfag I just thought it was a little early to post goats, they usually do this in an hour or so
>>568776954that's a pond, anon.
>>568776897is it a flatscreen (fake fan) or CRT (real fan)
>>568776959gea
>>568776954Insane levels of projectionrage emanating from this individual's habitual replies
>>568776938Oh, but you see, I don't intend on leaving him and I also have lots of love and appreciation to share with someone!
>>568777075gflower
>>568777035>>568777049>>568777101it's doomer just ignore him
What would you all think if I posted goats, birds and deer strictly together on a regular occasion?
>>568777145ghoodie
I'm really considering hanging myself man life is not worth living especially in my current mindstate
>>568776846Just pull your pants down and stick your ass out in public, easy
>>568777264boner
>>568777319Then change mindstate
Do you people actually even like goats? Larpers.
>>568777209Ok, catch me up. I know we've had a few retarded, but mostly harmless, berdfags here before, but did any of them offend doomer? I'd think I would've remembered that kind of drama happening.
>>568777225sounds gay>>568777264looks gay>>568777319just think of happy day past tense or think of happy day of the future, instead of crying your eyes out start planning your future bigness or your future happyness.
>>568777436boner
>>568777384How do you have so much cool shit? It’s nuts
>>568776849You inferred that yourself, all it was was a statement
>>568777497The statement directly implies being bothered about girl problems. I didn't infer anything.
If we don't get a newsletter soon /utg/ will implode in on itself
>>568777602no, /utg/ will release. into all things. the next stage of evolution.
If I became Max Headroom a bunch of anorexic anemic dorky white chicks would fall in love with me, I'm sure of it
>>568777436I'm fiddling with my mental sound mixing program to try and imagine pitch perfect combination of masculine and gay voice for Asriel.
>>568777425doomer was fobby
Papyrus is The knight, who's also Gaster, who's also Rouxls, who's also Alphys' father, did i forget anything else?
>>568777709i love her her limbs are french fries
>>568777683Jessie I’m not even going to ask anymore
>>568777589Dude that’s literally all inferred by you, nothing in the statement itself says there’s anything wrong with girls liking tenna, just not understanding why
>>568777497It was only a statement at first but it was made pretty clear by >>568776665 that you're bothered by the very thing you're pointing out
>>568776678>Journal Entry No. 678>Man, why the fuck is it that whenever I say anything, ever, monsters go "oh, why does it bother you?" or "why are you mad?">Isn't it obvious? Do I have to spell it out for them?>They avoid me, they mock me, they talk about me like I'm a fucking human with plague-infected lice. >Oh, but if I try to explain myself, if I try to be myself, they just keep laughing and doubting, pretending to wonder why I said what I said in the first place. >Can't even make a statement. >They refuse to try to get me. >I don't get them. >I suppose I never will. >Other monsters aren't interested in being friends with me. >They don't even want to be friendly towards me. >They won't even pretend to be nice to me, like the expect from each other. >They're all vapid, two-faced cowards who've never had the guts to really tell each other what they think.>Oh, and I acknowledge the truth and now I'm the one who's overreacting? >Because I tell it how it is, because I'm not afraid to be honest with them?>With myself?>They're afraid of me because I do what they wish they could do.>Imagine how miserable they must be, stuck living the lies they're too chicken-shit to come clean on. >Sure, I might be wrong, but I might be right, and that's enough for me. >Besides, its my journal and I can write whatever the fuck I want in it, delusional or otherwise. >I figured no one would like me. >Hell, I wouldn't like me. >Then, for some reason, someone talked to me. >Sure, I shoved them into a locker, but still...>They kept talking to me. >I threatened to fucking eat them.>If I knew them any better, I'd think they were into that kind of shit... >But they kept trying to be nice to me, to include me, to ask me what I thought.>Fuck man, they even tried walking me home after school one day. >But why?>Why does it take one random human a few days to make me feel wanted when an entire town of monsters treated me like a nuisance?
>>568777845That’s a completely different person from the person posting the original post, you can see it from the second reply to that post
>>568777747you could try to base it off of the noise he makes when he speaks during his undertale boss fight dialogue, like his actual sort of voice
What he doesn’t nose… it’s about the nose and having a bmi in the morbid obesity range…
discord raid?
>>568777847Says a lot about society that I immediately recognized what I was reading.
I wish I was bumping pussies with fave rn
freaky BDSM with Spamton wearing a max headroom mask and hijacking Tenna's signals
Let's all make the next 4chan post that will be turned into a big Hollywood movie.
Tenna but big
>>568777974I'll raid your pussy!
>>568777847I often feel like this
My boob itchy
BREAKING: "Tenna But Big" makes $10m on opening weekend
>>568773851They're antler-shaped horns because the Holidays are "reindeer-looking monsters" and not actual reindeer
>>568778104*rubs belly* BRAUUUOOOORRRRRRP* *brrrt* *brap* hhh huhhh, hhh huhhh, *FRBRBLRPRORRBRLRLRRRRRRRP* mmffnrmgh *pulls out donuts* omf mmfrmf mf mf
>>568778232Excuse the wet spot I left on my seat after opening night
BREAKING: "Fart Sounds" makes $10m on opening weekend
>>568777847hehehe
>>568777956I wish you a nice day! :)
>>568778372The part where the camera pulls back and you see what the guy making the fart sounds has been doing this whole time. Chills.
>>568778439likewise!! :)
>>568778339I’ve jerked off to a video exactly like this
>>568778206Let me scratch it for you
Stink butt poo
I found my old art of Carol getting shot in the neck
>>568778716Was it a redraw of the Charlie Kirk assassination?
WE ARE CAROL HOLIDAYWE CARRY THE FLAME
>>568778749>>568778849Yes
>>568778898I’ll suck it clean for you goddess
i have a stomachache...put me out of my misery....*hands you water gun*
*hands you my lungs*
Berdley hears about the Charlie Kirk assassination and gets mad because he thinks it's Star Trek spoilers
>>568779019thanks i was thirsty
This is the worst service WE'VE EVER HADWE'RE GOING TO THE FAVE BUCKET
>>568779060Oooo surgeon simulator always made these look like they'd be fun to play with *uses them like play doh, slams them against the table really hard, cuts them up into several pieces, etc*
>>568778390What’s good ramen,
*hypnotizes you with my big moobs*
>>568778062whats that supposed to mean
I won't be your feedee.
>>568779204I had some old Garfield comic compendium books and the cover art of him being really excessively blobby and fat was intriguing to me for reasons I didn't yet comprehend
>>568779226buldak carbonara (improved in dumpling form)
Just saw a japanese person make a Tom grilled cheeseThis is utdr related because it was made by the son of the guy who moaned Tom & Jerry at the jap prostitute (the son was conceived on the night anon said that with that very prostitute)
>>568779229>Huh? What are y->Yes… I will buy you 10 dyed pink burgers for the chapter 5 promotional McDonald’s event
>>568779624His purpose is fulfilled and he can rest now
Do you guys remember a pippins oc named "Missip"? I feel like I'm the only one who vaguely remembers them.
Double burger meal, one dyed pink, one dyed yellow, each with a black olive stuck in the top. 8 quartered whole onions for teeth. Think about it
>>568779724nice set up for your creepy pasta mandela effect scpippins
Pippins OC named pissin'
If Kris had to choose between saving Susie or making the ultimate Lego Racers car what would they choose
>>568779851No, I'm being serious though this was someone's OC
john arbuckle puts on dolphin shorts and parades himself around town every chance he gets… ngh he’s such a slut…
>>568779774
mississippins
>>568779724No? I think you're Mandela effect'ing a whole ass pippinsCan you at least tell us what they looked like or what they do in the lore?
>>568779949Are you thinking of Snippip the blue alien?
>>568779992It's "jon" larpoid
I have done it. Over 4,000 saved screenshots of whiteboard drawings.
>>568780319he should cover up if he wants me to spell his name right
>>568779992Where is the deltarune or undertale character in this post?
JOHN ARBUCKLE WAS JON ARBUCKLE'S BROTHER
>>568780592
>>568780592*jingles doggo in your face* *jingles moldbygg in your face* right here*throws them far away into the field*
>>568780668My apologies
>>568779624That anon said he didn't cum because he was too embarassed so he couldn't have conceived a child
>>568780780Precum is enough
>Journal Entry No. 73>"Everybody falls in love somehow-">How do they fall out of it?>How could someone do that to another?>How much hurt, pain, or sadness must there be to understand another's rejection?>"If I had it in my powers-">I was powerless>She hates me over something I had no control over>"We used to dance to this song!">"I danced with a different monster then.">Cold shoulders remind me that the song was written by humans, for humans>Were monsters really that callous in comparison?>"Your love made it well worth waiting-">She got sick for a few weeks after Asriel was born>She said to me, every now and then and between bouts of delusion, that she was calmed by my music>I had learned the piano centuries ago, and dabbled now and then whenever I heard a pleasant tune>Though I had no expertise, I practiced and played and plied the musical trade until she was well again>One morning, she woke up from her delirium and stared at me expectantly:>"How can we afford a child when you're blowing our money on your hobbies?!">She hadn't remembered the songs, the effort, the love, the sacrifice>The hours caring for our child, the days spent struggling to play a piece just for her comfort, the few weeks spent worrying myself ragged whether or not my wife and the mother of my child would pass to dust...>All of it, forgotten>Worse than forgotten — she was annoyed that I had done anything at all>Wasn't it all for love? Wasn't this something I wanted to do?>Why then did I feel so betrayed, lied to, as if my willing sacrifice was wasted? >Every now and then, I'd play one of the few pieces I had actually learned properly>If she was around, she'd ignore it or, as discretely as she could manage, she'd bob her head or gently hum along>Once, I found the sheet music for a piece she always sang when she was happy>When I had tried to play it for her, she abruptly asked me to stop>"Your love made it well worth waiting-">"For someone, like you..."
I want catti to suck on my tongue
Well, summer slipped us underneath her tongueOur days and nights are perfumed with obsessionHalf of my wardrobe is on your bedroom floorUse our eyes, throw our hands overboardI am your sweetheart psychopathic crushDrink up your movements, still I can't get enoughI overthink your punctuation useNot my fault, just a thing that my mind doA rush at the beginningI get caught up, just for a minuteBut lover, you're the one to blameAll that you're doingCan you hear the violence?Megaphone to my chestBroadcast the boom, boom, boom, boomAnd make 'em all dance to itBroadcast the boom, boom, boom, boomAnd make 'em all dance to itBroadcast the boom, boom, boom, boomAnd make 'em all dance to itBroadcast the boom, boom, boom, boomAnd make 'em all dance to itBroadcast the boom, boom, boom, boomAnd make 'em all dance to itOur thing progressesI call and you come throughBlow all my friendshipsTo sit in hell with youBut we're the greatestThey'll hang us in the LouvreDown the back, but who cares—still the LouvreOkay I know that you are not my type(still I fall)I'm just the sucker who let you fill her mind(but what about love?)Nothing wrong with itSupernaturalJust move in close to me, closer, you'll feel it coastingA rush at the beginningI get caught up, just for a minuteBut lover, you're the one to blameAll that you're doingCan you hear the violence?Megaphone to my chestBroadcast the boom, boom, boom, boomAnd make 'em all dance to itBroadcast the boom, boom, boom, boomAnd make 'em all dance to itBroadcast the boom, boom, boom, boomAnd make 'em all dance to itBroadcast the boom, boom, boom, boomAnd make 'em all dance to itBroadcast the boom, boom, boom, boomAnd make 'em all dance to it
Noelle downloaded a Grumpy Cat mod for Cat Petterz and tortured it while listening to an eight hour long Youtube video about the history of Grumpy Cat
>>568781059While pulling that stupid smile the whole time
How big are your boobs/moobs
Does Tenna have aura?
>>5687816273 inche mutual feelings
I just took the most wonderful long piss
>>568781724literally and metaphorically fuck you
WELCOME TO THE UNDERGROUND
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oI-ksUvc5sg
>>568781724Starwalker...
I puked in my mouth and gulped it. Now I feel oddly a bit better
>>568781627small and I like it that way
>>568782190you should not gulp it. if your body is rejecting it, let it out.
>>568782147Aqua Teen Hunger Force plot
DID SOMEBODY SAY TEENS?!?!? WHERE
>>568782221Bulimic
>>568782352vinegar
If you hold in your shit long enough it comes out of your cock/clit. Look it up
I hate this place
>>568781627Average
>>568782682*digests you*
>>568782682https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i82528KGDdo
>>568782682Ok then leave
>>568782682you are not invited to the /utg/ hype house
>>568782835BUT THE DOOR IS LOCKEDAND THE ONLY WAY OUT IS THROUGH THEPERFUME DEPARTMENT
To the place called Hometown rode a Stanger one fine dayHardly spoke to folks around 'er, didn't have too much too sayNo one dared to ask her business, no one dared to make a slipThe Stranger there among them had a big axe on her hip.Big axe on her hip...It was early in the morning when she rode into the townShe came ridin' from the south side, slowly lookin' all around"She's an outlaw rude and bustin'" came the whisper from each lipAnd she's hear to do some business with the big axe on her hipBig axe on her hip...In Hometown, there lived an villain by the name of Rory NiteMany men hand tried to take him and that many lost their lifeHe was vicious and a killer, cleaved the Lord of Screens in twoAnd the notches on his blade numbered eighteen and 'nother twoeighteen and 'nother two...Now the Stranger started talkin', made it plain to folks aroundWas a Purple Dino Hero, wouldn't be to long in TownShe came here to take a Knight, be it dead or aliveAnd she said it didn't matter, she was after Rory NiteAfter Rory Nite...Wasn't long before the story was relayed to Rory NiteBut Knight was fearless, thought the Stranger had dust to biteCourt Jesters bowed before him, a Salesmen's mind had slippedAnd the prophesy predicted next the big axe on her hipBig axe on her hip...Chapter 7 passed so quickly, it was time for them to meetIt was twenty-pass-eleven when they walked out in the streetMonsters watchin' from the windows, and Berdly held his breathThey knew this purple dino was about to meet her deathAbout to meet her death...
I have to go to the supermarket and pick up my new glasses which are on the exact opposite sides of town on foot todayIf only I lived in Hometown where everything is two seconds away from each other
>>568782981There was 40 feet between them, when they stopped to make their playAnd the swiftness of the Hero is still talked about todayRory Nite had missed the SOUL and the TP gauge had lippedAnd the Hero's aim was deadly with the big axe on her hipBig axe on her hip...It was over in a moment and the folks had gathered 'roundThere before them layed the body of the Knight on the groundOh, he might have went on roarin', but he made one fatal slipWhen he tried to match the Hero with the big axe on her hipBig axe on her hip...Big axe, big axeWhen he tried to match the Hero with the big axe on her hipBig axe on her hip...
top 10 scariest penis facts, presented by fave
>>568783132if you can hear it, it can see you
>>568783132I'm Mike Penis, I'm named after my dad's penis
>>568779992I have cranked it to an edit of the Jon Arbuckle "why cold food when have no oven" meme that gave him fat, pants-busting thighs.also Garfield is FRIEND
>>568783132If you see one in your house, there's hundreds more nearby that you dont see
>>568783595>>568783595
What is Fave's Final Smash?
>>568784160the penis zone, think luigi negative zone from brawl
i love buckethead <3
i love smelling my own farts <3
i love spamton kneecaps <3
i love ralseo
>>568784309https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_C4MioOB2zg
>>568783595Please post the specific image as soon as possible I need to see it for informational purposes
I'm getting the itch to really overanalyze some stuff.Does anyone have any good recent theory videos? Not necessarily stuff that you believe or that make a lot of sense, just stuff that causes the synapses to fire, and has some decent scripting/editing.
>>568785297just watch cunnyhams video
>>568785297If you haven't seen it yet goldpro's roots theory made me a "sword route predicts a hometown massacre on the weird route" believer
VIDEO ESSAYS SYUCJK
>>568784706https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WsalogtUqZI
>>568785540as if it would just let you
im racist but im skinny so its okay
Tenna is one big fat mean bastard and he doesn't pay well and he sukcs!!
>>568785624video essay sucuk?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0gVuRo5kicYi'm loving this album so much the more i listen to it. we're so back as the kids say
>>568786010I concede that either you only get to take down a very small select number of lightners or it's a dark world recreation of hometown with darkners that look alike to the residents. However, this is my guilty pleasure theory that I liked since I first heard it so I'm all in
>>568787630stop saying gay shit kraut
>>568787781would fuck her pussy
Bro ngl I can solo everyone here
>>568788140Hop on KOF broski
>>568787906its turkish, so its made up.
>>568788028yeah and i'd let him fuck my mouth. we can shake hands over this right
>>568785473something tells me my youtube account is flagged for having typed that into the search bar.What's the actual channel name?>>568785540This one's good. I watched the roots theory a while ago, and went from knowing nothing to being a true believer
>>568788152Eusie
>>568788237>kraut is turkishgrim tellyvision
>>568788258nahhhhhhh diddy blud bro doesn't know andrew cunningham :skull: :skull: :rose:
>>568788331i am no bug!take that back!
>>568788528KRAUT IS BUGGING OUT! SOMEONE GET THE MEDKIT!! MEEDIIICK!!
>>568788237ROACH
amgry
>>568788879>angy
do it jiggle anon
>>568788908>jiggy
>>568788686The prescription is daily injections with pink friendship sludge
This video is too funny to not share with my favorite group of people on this slow nighthttps://youtu.be/E5w-NVmS5IULQ9STmwbTDMS1Md5
>>568789078>sludgy
>>568788152Eusie Terdly Aris Uoriel Eockington...
Does anyone else think we'll actually get six shadow crystal fights? The Knight was way harder than the other three, so I wouldn't think it unreasonable to let the player get the reward a chapter later than the epic gamers who could do it.Additionally, maybe there could be a special use for that extra crystal to reward those of us who managed to do it. And not to be too masochistic with it, but what if you need to have not gotten the Shadow Mantle in order to fully get this new reward, meaning that even if you beat the Knight, it won't matter unless you do it the hard way.I'm holding out hope for the time loop theory where there's only one ending because it doesn't end unless we do it right. And that's why there are "skip to gameplay" options in every chapter because it expects you to go through them as many times as you need to figure out the right way to do it.Maybe the shadow crystals (and eggs, used to let you choose your destination chapter without going in order) are kept in between loops unlike everything else. So one player who sucks at everything except beating Jevil can just do that six times to get the true ending (if they've got the patience to go through chapter 1 five more times in a row)Am I crazy, or does this make a lot of sense? Maybe a little of both? I'm a bit caught up in the theorizing hype. I wasn't like this for chapter 2 at all.
oh yeah where's that completed chara rape basement fic. i'm gonna need that on my desk this week. i know it's DEAD ass BONEYARD GRAVEYARD ass NOT A SINGLE SOUL ALIVE europe hours right now and the guy writing it is probably sleeping. but if he sees this i need him to know i'm waiting on that one. my life and my penis is depending on you
>>568772249I thought the idea of Asgore's Royal Guards being "Floral Guards" in his Dark World would be amusing, then the concept came about for a discarded little origami flower he folded in boredom once and tried throwing away that accidentally ended up fluttering under a table forgotten until his dark world opened. The other Floral Guards think he looks weird so Asgore gives him simple jobs he can do by himself like requesting visitors to not step on flowers or sweeping his castle's stone floors
>>568789164VRchat might be the closest thing the internet has to a shit strewn, low budget zoo. this shit is priceless
>>568789164I've got such a low cringe tolerance nowadaysI'm sorry friend I can't watch it.....
>>568789329I thought this was a possibility before they patched the Knight to be slightly easier. I don't think they would do that if it was intended as a hardcore gamer-only fight because most of those types beat the Knight pre-nerf.
>>568789890I haven't done the post nerf fight, but that hallway attack was the only part that was changed because it was too bullshit to dodge. The rest of the fight is still just as hard, and the whole thing was way harder than the other three secret bosses, even Gerson who we fight later.
yo
>>568789329Seam specifies the "something I think you'll quite enjoy" (it's the PureCrystal let's be honest) requires 5 Shadow Crystals specificallyIf you missed a single Shadow Crystal, Seam will talk about it like you irreversibly fucked up and now fate will never be able to change, implying he can't make the probably-PureCrystal if you don't have 5 of them by Chapter 5If there's more than 5 crystals at all, there'd have to be some reason Seam can't make the thing after Chapter 5, which maybe he just fuckin dies or something but I think it's more likely there's just only 5 crystals
>>568790491 (me)Also I may add that holding and dropping a Shadow Crystal isn't a necessity for a hard secret boss, I do think that there'll still be more secret superbosses even if we're done with the crystal plotline so I sort of agree with the point being made in the endERAM exists as an easy example
>>568789329I hope we get 6, Tobert needs to luck tf in. also I'm calling it Seam is either evil or hiding something really awful from us. a hyperboss which he'll gladly summon when he got all them things. (hyper means '''above super'' and super means ''above'' fyi)
>>568790776I like to think that we'll need the reward for getting all five Crystals to access the last super-boss, or the true ending, Maybe both.That kind of thing was already sort of hinted at with how we need to beat ERAM to get the Shadow Mantle in order to stand a chance against the Knight (if you're normal like me) And that whole Sword Route thing is a bunch of hinting at the Weird route probably left there from a time when Chapters 2 and 3 were meant to release together.
>>568790987I also think it'd be a fair bet that we might get something with the "unused" Sky Mantle in relation to later superbosses, similarly to how Shadow Mantle nerfed the Knight fightNow I have absolutely no clue what would HAPPEN for the Sky Mantle to be introduced, but I just get the feeling it will be
i was running really far with fave and we ran for a long time and then i was tired and i sad that i was tired to fave and they weren't tired and ran more and then they said that i should die
>>568789890Pre nerf knight was just the sword hallway having shitty hitboxes, which is an understandable reason for toby to change it even if he wanted the fight to be a hardcore gamer only fight, the rest of the fight is still the same difficulty
>>568789329No mention about the defend/spare in gerson's fight to get more attacks thing?
>>568775416kek
Release date of Chapter 5 in September, still calling it.
>>568791293hit boxes for the hallway were fine, it was only the end of the attack where it boxes you in where the swords had bullshit hitboxes that didn't match up.
>>568791541They started testing 2 months ago, you really think that they still have 3+ months of work before they can release? feels unlikely.
>>568791825Chapters 3 and 4 were delayed and they were still buggy on release, so they're probably going to take longer this time
>>568791825holy mother of laziness
deltarune isnt that good
>>568792283show me one game that features full-canon gay conversion therapy?
deltarune is that good
>>568792347>canonyour twisted deliberate misreading of the game isn't canon no matter how much you wish it was. you still like the gay furry game, you should accept yourself, you would be happier than with this constant denial of who you are.
>>568792628i am sorry that you feel that way.
>>568775684You have to be like smart as fuck to understand YIIK (like me)
>>568789164thank you father
i need to be jerrrkeeeeed
>>568741992Missed that Ralsei drawing a couple threads ago, very cute and in-character
>>568789329I think the Knight was probably supposed to be a "come back to this later once you've gotten further into the game" type superboss since the Black Shard more or less castrates the chapter 4 finale
>>568792953i don't know why i read "jenkem"
>>568793439SHIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET
>>568793475I can't draw that flowey, because i already get banned/warned for my indian flowey, so that pan-africanist flowey would end me on a no-fly list.
>>568793630But Doof is just a lonely guy that is a good father and in need of a friend.That doesn't do very much.
>>568792347Fire Emblem Fates
>>568794004sounds like a good game.is it at least fun?
>>568794050Gameplay-wise, yes
>>568794113never dabbled in it.hope you have fun with it, man.if you would excuse me, i have to eat a tarte flambée
Ah *yawns* good morning... and prime Krautsissy bussy to start my day! Simply delightful!
>>568794357hello hello :3
>>568793994doof is german child vernacular for dumb/stupid
>>568792628your the gay
>>568794664he is, but we don't stop him.reminds me of the good old days (the terrible ch2 drought) where susellefags seethed at weird route fags.and now its more canon than ever.
>>568772073Hooman!
weird route is as canon as you want it to be
>>568794843u r mr gay
I'm going to the beach. I'm scared.
>new deltarune remix that I have never heard appears on my feedOh wow must be pretty rec->7 years ago
>>568794984no one said it wasn't retard
>>568795039the beach sucks, but hey.its about community.bring some snacks or ice or good beverages if friends didn't imply they bring any and be that friend.
>>568795074susellefags say that
>>568795039Feed some gulls in our name
Krautsie... I can smell you hiding around here... turn that avatar back on and I'll be gentle...
Kris would get a rash from sex with Susie
what does a man need to do to get pegged by a /utg/ female around here? asking for a friend
>>568795203no they don't because suselle fags don't see it as being some anti-suselle fuck her straight route unlike you dumbass.
Requesting Asgore's help relocating his gym setup from the basement to the garage as there's no way I'm picking up his multiple-ton weights with the added benefit of getting to see his muscles flexing as he casually slings the combined weight of a car onto his shoulders several times, until finally it's all set up in front of his truck and he can take a well deserved break sipping on some water as I massage his "clearly strained muscles from all that lifting" (this was of course a bold-faced lie as he hadn't even broken a sweat thus far, but seeing him perform incredible feats of strength gets me feeling a certain type of way and he knows that better than any so thankfully he indulges me). Placing Asgore's breakfast of blueberry pancakes on the table in front of him as I peek over his shoulder to join in solving the Morning Monster's daily crossword puzzle, until eventually my attention is torn from a five-letter word for broken glass towards the much more inciting kissing of his neck (it seems it didn't hold his interest much either as my repeated smooches soon transferred to his lips). Happily assisting Asgore with some basic tech support on backing up some old college and family photos of his while also taking him up on his insisted offer of doing "the thing" (sitting on his lap with his arms around my waist and his chin resting on my head to watch me work), and as we scroll through each he happily recollects the stories of some of the more interesting captures like one where the family was sledding down a massive hill together when Asriel slid off and collected snow the entire roll down until all that poked from the ball at the bottom was his head (though apparently Kris had then immediately started rolling him around in big circles as his ears flopped about helplessly, and his nostalgic musing slowly drew to a close when the group dipped into a diner for hot chocolate as I quickly changed the subject upon noticing his reminiscing beginning to turn melancholic)
>>568795343>both Kris and Susie think Kris has contracted lizardness from Susie and is slowly turning into a cool dino
I love the fuck her straight route
Why would Chara do this?
in light of the recent fangamer vinyl, i now believe in kris fang supremacy
>>568795804
>>568795618was that even english?
>>568796318>straightness is chinese to krauts earsbig telly
>>568796437And we like that
>big tellyfat telly>grim tellyHUGE telly
morbidly obese telly
it's morbid time
tenna slurps down another ez cheese spray bottle in shame when nobody showed up to the newest viewing of tv time
>>568796585>Looming DiceAdded to nice band name list
question for kraut and other women: is my nice guy personality a turnoff for 90% of the female race? lowkey wondering if i should equip the emo haircut and be mean towards this one poster that goes by the name of dess, any advice?
Mike. Castrate the telly
>>568797053what do you mean by "nice guy personality"?
question for kraut and other gyno-archeologists: is my egyptian heritage a turnoff for 90% of museum-goers? lowkey wondering if i should equip the fursuit of the ancients and be mean towards this one poster that goes by the name of alphys, any advice?
>>568797157i dont punch women (grim)
>>568796437Let me break up that sentencei love the fuckher straight routeergo: i love the fuck, her straight routeconclusion: ???i lovethe fuck her straight routeergo: i love, the fuck her straight route?conclusion: AAVE much?i love the fuck her straight routeergo: i love the "fuck-her-straight"-routeapostrophes commas and quotation marks are not decorative, maybe try to learn your fucking language to a level of proficiency where you can actually make sense, dumbass.
>>568797397>angy
>>568797350if you'd punch a man but not a woman, you are clearly not a fan of equality.what? you think women can't fistfight? that's mysoginist.
>>568797543>yeah my wifey uses alot of "fistfighting" on me hahawhat did kraut mean by this
>>568797709what do you mean, you don't suplex your wife?
Which Underrune characters like fisting
>>568797543>>568797709kraut loves getting fisted by men and women
>>568797793undyne
kraut gets his weinerschnitzel gaped and aped by dirty dicers
>>568797397>caring about the english languageKwautsy wautsy is the biggest gay in the thread
>>568798207can confirm
>>568798207many people are saying this!!
>>568797829many people are saying this!!
>>568798192many people are saying this!!
Guys, I don't think that many people are saying those things...
>>568798585many people are saying this!!
>>568798192>weinerschnitzeldid this mf just really?
>>568798585Only 1 person is saying this
>>5687985852 or more people are saying this
you people are silly
>>568799047Occasionally
Hmm I just woke up and there's still no newsletter.
many people are saying that many people are saying that many people are saying that many people are saying...
>>568799141fuck this game
>>568797931Undyne thinks fisting is like boxing but without gloves
>>568799146they really are saying that a lot.i miss winter.
>>568799208Even if you put it on a CD the hole is too small
Kris being sent by Toriel to shovel the snow outside their house. He looks miserable.
>>568799436>Susie shows up and they end up trowel fencing for 3 hours
Carol's goal is to cause global cooling and make winter permanent.
>>568799208We don't have a physical release yet, you'll have to fuck the merch instead
>>568799141Better quality
>>568799274oh no i misread the original post as fishing instead so i said undyne now it has a completely different meaning oh no.......................she probably would still like fisting though
>>568799979Nice, thanks
kris i want to enter your game can you become real and tell me when ch 5 drops
kris don't tell that guy
Deltarune doesn't let you start battles on your own
>>568800393If Deltarune was a porn game trapped in patreon hell they would let you fight and rape every npc just sayin
maybe a day... maybe another 2 years... who's keeping track at this point?
This is Chapter 5Before Chapter 6After Chapter 4I can't count past 6
>>568800494I hate rape. I want loving consensual sex with npcs
kris please ill call you a they them just a crumb of ch 5
>>568800934will you get it, though?
>>568800934NPCs can't consent thoughbeit
>>568801567>pacifag
If ERAM was the knight, I don't think they'd still have that confused reaction to the battle going on a long time when you have the Shadow Mantle
>>568801621No I'll rape the NPCs but I won't lie to myself about.
>>568801623If ERAM was the Knight I don't think it would give Kris the means to fight itself
The Knight cheats and is way too strong for chapter 3
>>568801679What if I kill you huh? What then?
colonel, this is noble one, there are no rebels. the Fave is on Reach. acknowledge?
>>568782625I masturbate to that sometimes
>>568801936The Player cheats harder and could've defeated the Knight in Chapter 3 if it hadn't been for Kris "Ratfuck" Dreemurr
>>568801623If ERAM was the Knight, I don't think the Knight showing up late would be the main conflict of the chapter and also the title of the chapter
>>568802128they need to take you down
>>568801623>>568801794>>568802580For some reason this is an actual theory
there are people working on gaster-related assets for chapter 6 now
>>568803623they are not, toby is not letting them
toby has everyone working on the last 2 chapters like the military plane manufacturers where he hired 1 trillion programmers and each one is typing one letter at a timethey'll come out in 2030
>>568803825>gaster is represented by placeholder toby grafix and has no text even though the characters respond like he doeskinography...
kris seeing this and saving susie
>>568803949Susie: ____, what do you think about this?____: ____________________________Susie: Put WHAT in my WHERE!?
lancer is sans
>>568804369slancer after not surviving
>>568803949>6. ______ (Deltarune Chapter 6 Soundtrack)
im a gay ass ngir
>>568802856I get that a lot
>>568804128aw.
musky bulges....P.U!!!
>>568803949Toby did all of the graphics for the True Lab, he's not that incompetent
Noelle should be a boy and Kris should have longer hair
>>568804167Deltarune Epstein files...
>>568805561noel but still wearing noelle's robe and you can see the shape of his dick through the robe
>>568805561Noelle was a boy
KRIS IS A boy
hey guys!
>kris is a boy!>kris is a girl!>kris is nonbinary!Doesn't matter, kris is MINE
>>568806020Ralsei....
>>568805946If Noelle is revealed to be trans Deltarune discussion will become impossible.
i want ralsei to hug me..
>35. Yes, Papyrus Is The Roaring Knight (Deltarune Chapter 5 Soundtrack) HOLY SHIT
Noelle will become a boy
>>568806167
>>568806276boy, do i feel less bad about sacrificing this thing now and actually giving it purpose in the story of deltarune.
I'm not very strong but I could easily beat my genderbent self
I hope the genderbent AU version of myself has a huge cock
>>568806443YOUR GAME'S NOT FINISHED TOBY
If I could meet my genderbent self I would never stop having secks
>>568806051Something we can agree on.
fave's head starts pounding whenever they stand upfave needs to drink more water
>>568807419ill consider sharing them if you are so inclined, from one vessel to another
>67. Theme That Might Play When Kris Does Unambiguously Evil Acts And Can't Blame the Player For It
Fish I wish
>68. Blaming the Player for It
>69. Lol 69
Toby actually spoiled the Susie boss by making Vs Susie so good and only putting it in a glorified cutscene in chapter 1 like I know that's not the last time we're going to hear that be fr.
>>568808003booba
>70. Lol 69 (Orchestral Reprise)
>05. The End
Toby would unironically spare Aeris
I think Susie should get to drive a motorcycle at least once in Deltarune
>71. The Dank Truth
>86. Friend uses his name for evil wordplay about friendship and everyone claps
>72. Penumber Orgasm
>>568808248Susie will borrow Lancer's bike for some cool stunt
>>568806068It would be really bad here for a while but I don't think outraged tourists could maintain focus for that long, we'd go back to talking about fat faves after a month or so. It would make discussion even worse on /v/ and most social media sites though. /doe/ would probably die.
>107. Don't Forget (Gabber Mix)
>3. Noelle's Penis
>>568789164based asriel dropping trvth nukes on vivzislop
>73. This but sucks and isn't funny
>74. This Butt Sucks
>>568789164I'm too old for "look at this cringe people kekaroo" videos man.
sell me on RudyKnight
>>568808992He looks good in the armor
The phone scene in Noelle's house convinced me that the majority of people who play this game, including a lot of people in this very thread, are braindead fucking morons with no critical thinking skills.
>>568809030(Kisses you HARD)
>>568806276and then susie will tell her she will never be a boy
>>568809030This but "forced thing"
>>568809030explain
>>568809030listen we don t live in a very cultjured time okay not one person in here including me hasnt even read fucking homer or whatever greek philsopher ur supposed to read okay we're all retarded and stupid and it's probably the fault of the ____ and female teachers
>>568809030Elaborate
No one cares about your dead theories right now, we almost just died ourselves.
>>568809030Berdly pls
The hidden design on the front of Catti's t-shirt will be ICE-E. Not for any lore reasons she just really likes pizza.
Chapter 2 leak (From a trusted source.)
We will therefore restrict ourselves to the living creature, which, in the first place, consists of soul and body: and of these two, the one is by nature the ruler, and the other the subject. But then we must look for the intentions of nature in things which retain their nature, and not in things which are corrupted. And therefore we must study the man who is in the most perfect state both of body and soul, for in him we shall see the true relation of the two; although in bad or corrupted natures the body will often appear to rule over the soul, because they are in an evil and unnatural condition. At all events we may firstly observe in living creatures both a despotical and a constitutional rule; for the soul rules the body with a despotical rule, whereas the intellect rules the appetites with a constitutional and royal rule. And it is clear that the rule of the soul over the body, and of the mind and the rational element over the passionate, is natural and expedient; whereas the equality of the two or the rule of the inferior is always hurtful.
Undertale and Deltarune are parallelsThis proves Rudyknight because uhhhh "ASGORE" and "The Roaring Knight" are both prophetic sort of reference to a father doing bad and out of character things for the sake of their lost childI actually kind of believe this
>>568809894ancient civilizations in the americas progressed the same way
>>568809894i cast Turn Twitter Post
>>568809816Kris and Susie are right, Oasis>Blurhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h9JZWhjQDvc
I pooped
kris as a female is winning, wokies and chuddies are losing
Kris is neither, stop forcing your weird cisgenders on them
>(Turns random female characters skin and hair blue, hides their eyes, and callsit Kris)This will be a new trend. The Krissification Disease.
just saw a video called tung tung tung sahur theory on utub
>>568810497Krisease
>>568810331I prefer Supergrass over both, but Oasis are pretty coolhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eLWm5ceH3PQ
>>568810521I fucking hate Spookydude, his videos are such slop. He's retarded and bad at analyzing the game and just copies shit from other people. Jaru tier.
>>568810482>cisgendersinsert inglorious basterds three finger meme here
Orpheus myth... something like that
>>568810403what?
>>568809854>blue mad
>>568810671I don't think anyone can take the throne of retardation from jaru
It’s raining, it’s pouring, the old fave is snoring
>>568810671That's just all theorists.
jaru the retard will be right
Kris is blue because they ate the Willy Wonka berry from all the fetish pictures and had to be juiced.
kris is blue because gaster is controlling them, and skeletons control people with blue magic
I don't follow fandom headcannons and theories closely, so I bet I'm retreading an old idea, but;The cage(Kris's body) with human soul(KRIS'S soul) and parts(with it's heart)We've always been Kris's soul.But what happens if you capture a human soul after they die BUT THEN pump their body with DETERMINATION?Then return the soul to the body?
>>568811382...huh. that's actually a good question. i'll keep your theory in mind anon.
>>568811195ABOUT WHAT??? PILES OF ASRIELS DUST!?!?!?
>>568811382the soul in kris' body isn't theirs, it's ours
>>568811224I keep imagining Tenna as Willy Wonka and the Pippins as Oompa Loompas who come out and sing ironic songs about children's unfortunate "accidents".
>>568810671Jaru is extremely retarded but he comes up with his own retarded ideas whereas Spookydood just summarizes Twitter threads
>>568811167Not me. Everything I say is right.
>>568811625I’m surprised I haven’t seen wonka tenna yet
>>568811591The first thing you see when you start a new game is the SOUL materializing out of the ether and the intro ends with it being stolen, but people still think it's Kris's natural SOUL that they had the whole time. Crazy.
>>568811782what happens in chapter 5
oompa-loompa pippins are called pipple-nipples
>>568809894that society seems cool :thumbs_up:
>>568811846Why are they giving the best prize for a demo...
>>568812217It is a early accsus not a demo
<3
would you love fave if they were the opposite political party
>>568812579I'm very opposed to monarchy but he is my little prince after all
>>568809030>The phone scene in Noelle's houseWhich one? There were three.
>>568809030yes the amount of people who don't agree to go to the festival with Berdly is disturbing
toby snowgraves fucks
>>568812729i want asriel to control the universe and i want to be his bodyguard
What if Alexandre Dumas fell into the Underground
>>568813372He gets to do all the hard work while you get to control his prostate with a big stick. You don't get a sword or anything, just a big poky dildo-y stick
>>568813412haha nigga named dumbass
having a niche fave is hard because you have to carry their favefag rep
kid named poop
>>568814268i go through cycles where i ruin my favefag rep, then i save it, then i ruin it again
>>568812034An extended Ace Attorney/Chrono Trigger trial homage where you first have to defend Susie and then the Knight with Asgore and Carol acting as the judge and prosecutor.
>>568814268That's why you always have a back-up fave to fall back on in case you fuck up your favefag rep and need to lie low for a while.
Kris is a cat pretending to be a dog and the final chapter is an open world homage to Live-a-Live
>>568814883TRUTH ROARING
welcome to faveburgerhome of the faveburger
fave pours one out for all the old funny memes they had saved on their instagram account that they forgot the password to
Kris is a loli cat girl.swf pretending to a shota dog boy.flv
>>568814720Hey, give that thing back you faggoat
>>568814268It’s worse having a popular fave with bad posters
>>568814883Kris is a mouse, who thinks they're a cat who is pretending to be a dog.
Who else is excited for the Schizoboss Medley in Chapter 7
>>568815686I pity every sincere and true Ralsei and Asrielfag
>>568815751The player is a mouse and Kris is a cat. This is known as the Tom & Jerry theory.
>>568813040If you've played Toby's romhacks you've already played Deltarune
>>568815864I appreciate them, when I see someone draw them with sincere soul it makes me happy
Spookydood's recent videos have been really odd, he spends like 40 minutes trying to get to the point of the video and doesn't even stay on topic for very long. I wish he went back to writing shorter more concise scripts because I remember his stuff being good. His most recent vid triple t theory is about triple trucies but spends only 20~ minutes about triple trucies even though its an hour long
The anchor... so weak and anorexic...
Your account was suspended for anti-faveoritism
theoryslop channels are for retards
>>568789585I like this a lot better than the "flowers but human", nice take
>>568816067You spend too much time watching shitty youtubers
The shit I took at approximately 6:06pm yesterday evening was all gasters doing!
>>568816139I'll fuckin do it again
>>568810403beautiful kris. why dont more people draw kris in red
deltachud deltawokie let's just fuck our hatred for each other out
Deltachud, Deltawokie, let's all dance the Delta Pokey
take one fave by oral or anal route per day or as needed
the ice path began with forbidden magic
How come Cave Story has a fully 3D remake but Undertale doesn't? Did Toby fail as an indie game developer?
you guys are gonna look real stupid when RudyKnight kills Asgore with a gaster blaster in chapter 5
>>568817071Toby is a hack and retard he doesn't care about his fans. If I had a fan base as retarded and annoying as his, I wouldn't.
>>568817071Undertale 3D is Deltarune Chapter 8
>>568813653can't i just use my penis instead?
hack... hack... snack... mmm, snack...
>>568817071>>568817272this nigga reads stories about caves
>>568817245Will Deltarune even have Gaster BlastersWhat more is there left to do with Gaster Blasters
>>5688174971) Gast2) Blast
>>568817497yeah in chapter 5 didn't you read what I wrote
this jit cracks mimiga
>>568817387noh~
>>568817810why not :c
>>568772249he glows!
>>568817701yeah boi
>>568815686I agree with this as a Krisfag that respectfully and consensually likes kris.
>>568817071Daisuke Amaya sold his IP to Nicalis and they milked the fuck out of it, and IIRC he regrets it. Toby doesn't want that to happen.
Didn't someone on the whiteboard draw this thing with 6 tiddies once?
>>568817878HIS POWER IS RISING, IT'S OVERFLOWING...!
>>568818117I hate this Homestuck looking thing
>>568818302It looks so fuckable though....
>>568818117I like this homestuck looking thing Gee I wonder which drawfag could have drawn that
>>568818117
i want to make beautiful things
i get 10k steps every day and i'm still not losing weightwhat should i increase it to that's still sustainable?
>>568818384Shane Dawson...
>>568818490200k
>>568818429you can
>>568818417Catbox the uncensored version PLEASE.
>>568818417Majestic Armenian creature
how many steps does kris get per chapter? can someone watch an entire vod and tell me?
>>568818490Lift some weights. Cardio isn't enough. Muscles burn fat.Said Rg01&02
>>568818547https://files.catbox.moe/67235d.pngI could redraw this better, first drawings of characters are always crappy. I'll take a crack at it when I have more time.
>>568818697Thank you
>>568818417This kind of makes it look like a cute animal but I have no idea how anyone would get turned on by this. Between this and all the people that want to fuck Vaporeon and the eevees I don't think I belong in this sick society anymore
>>568817878if you're cold, he's cold. put him in your mouth
The Fave Leno Show fucking sucks
>>568818840Cracked ORAL sex.... NGHHHDHFGHDGHHGFD *cums so hard*
Cause I'm a Fave rocker yes I am
>>568818836people wanting to fuck weird cartoons are the least of society's worries
>>568818490Losing weight means eating less calories than you burn and that means a diet not just exercise unless you want to lose pennies on the dollar at best
its faves fave (me) birthday
>>568819052Happy birthday
>>568819052happy birthday gorgeous *kisses you hard on the mouth*
>>568819025so what you're saying is i shouldn't drink 8 servings of chocolate milk at 210 calories per serving and 40% of my recommended sugar per serving?
>>568818974It's definitely a symptom
>>568819052Happy Birthday to youHappy Birthday to youHappy Birthday dear FaveyHappy Birthday to you(gets sued)
>>568818836>did you guys know that people want to fuck... pokemons??? Yeah there's like half a million uploads to paheal, it's one of the most common types of drawn porn on the internet. You're statistically a freak and anomaly if you haven't ever looked at it before.
>>568818541how does one fix an ugly soul? what to do when everything i make is an expression of the ugliness that is inside me?
this captcha system is so gay and annoying fuck you'd think after the first 50 times sending messages it would be more lenient
>>568819215to counteract this we should chemically castrate everyone with some kind of aircraft distributed mass pesticide and sit in quiet, sterile rooms drinking lightly steeped chamomile tea all day while thinking nice clean thoughts
>>568819052Happy birthday anon
>>568818490How much do you weigh?
>>5688181173am thoughts
>>568819380It's not just Pokemons, it's Pokemon that look like household pets, like cats, dogs and cats. Not humanoid looking things like Gardevoir or Machamps.People draw porn of dogs on four legs and they draw them with dog dicks. I've even seen them fucking humans, and it made me want to throw up
noelle is evil because she doesn't show remorse for killing berdly in the aborted weird route
there is nothing wrong with having an ugly soul. my soul is ugly to others, but to me, it's beautiful. i want the human race to die. i want ultimate genocide.
>>568819408The ugliness isn't the deepest part of your soul it's just some muddy accretion of negative worldly experiences and also almost certainly isn't actually ugly in any meaningful way and you're just being hard on yourself because brain problems have distorted your perspective
>>568819339You wont get sued, The birthday song is public domain now (and has been for a while).
>>568819416>he doesn't get the easy single odd one out captcha and verification not requiredsup your social standing bro
>>568819408human beings are inherently flawed. if you see perfection and cleanliness around you, it's because you are interpreting it as such, and interpreting yourself otherwise. your creations may be more valuable than you think. in hard times, i've been very comforted by honest depictions of the "ugliness" inside of ourselves.
>>568819561173 5'8i don't think i'm crazy out of shape but i could lose a couple pounds
>>568819591Oh so it's cool when it's the furrybait renamon clone human female body? You know that's the gateway drug that gets people into knots and slime monsters right? I'd argue a much bigger problem is people who are actually into the pokegirls who aren't adult gym leaders.
>>568819695chara...>>568819858toriel..
MAH gasterune
Is it incest if I fucked my genderbent clone?
>>568819879What's the actual moral issue with slime monsters not judging just curious asked slime dad
Fave is snooping as usual I see
>>568820106Me with fave
>>568819591human beings have been like this forever lol I think you just need to chill out about art https://listverse.com/2019/10/18/10-shocking-pieces-of-erotic-art-from-the-ancient-world/https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Leda_and_the_Swan_archmus_Heraklion.jpghttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Dream_of_the_Fisherman%27s_Wife
>>568819096>>568819172>>568819339>>568819528tyyyy guyssssss heres to another year of fave
goat
>>568820121not sure
>>568772249I haven't been here since January
>>568820121Ive fapped to this scenario more times than I can count
>>568820121The way selfcest gets labeled as an incestuous thing has always been the most retarded bullshit to me as someone who is not into incest. There is no real connection at that point, it's such a ridiculous and otherworldly scenario that it's impossible to see me as the family member of myselfIf people attached -cest to it because it helps them get off then whatever I guess but trying to make it seem like the concept is illicit and unsafe is so fucking stupid it bears zero resemblance to actual incest
>>568820153There is no moral issue, that's the other guy's shtick. Monster girls aren't even particularly degenerate, just more so than anime catgirl babby's first mostly humanoid tier stuff.
When do more chapters arrive?
>>568820313did mettaton eat the ghost of the piece of cake? that's so cute
>>568819185What you wanna do is figure out your calorie usage and then count your calories, personally I've been using this and it's worked for mehttps://www.sailrabbit.com/bmr/When it comes to calorie counting a kitchen scale will make it much much easier to not accidentally go over
>>568820121sounds more like masturbation to me
>>568820121I don't think a genderbent clone version of me would fuck me, I think they'd have higher standards.
>>568820491Enough of that, so Misty then walks into my room and asks>Well, water Pokemon isn't the ONLY thing that gets me wetand she slips off her sneakers and slips her shorts down.>Hydropump me already
>>568820121Many philosophers have pondered this for centuries and have yet to find an answer
Ralster
>>568820698That's women, huh?
>>568820578what should i set my weightloss per week to
>>568820797what?
>>568820870that how womafia work
Test....icles
>>568820505yes, i like this persons animations a lot. lots of characterization and thought put into the little things. very high quality mettatons
>>568820991women aren't a monolith
Is pickles an anagram for testicles?
>>568821036TOBYHIRE THIS MAN
>>568820797Exactly. She could do better, especially as even though she may not be an amazing looker as a clone version of me she has incredible insight into the male psyche and what appeals and turns men on (something a lot of women are pretty bad at).
>>568821036Adorable stuff
>>568821138you can pickle eggs which are kinda like testicles egg man testicle mancountry theory
>>568821223>something a lot of women are pretty bad atCareful, this is the most prominent and unexamined female delusion.
Womancountry
Women know how to turn men on or else simps would not exist
>tenna can fit through most doorwaysCareful, this is the most prominent and unexamined CRT delusion.
Penis in vagina theory
developing a game in order to attract women is the most advanced form of display behavior in the animal kingdom
i think it’s actually pretty easy to turn men on given that i did it just by being an unattended child
The game is about Asriel but actually it's Dess but really it's Noelle but in actuality it's about Kris but when you think about it it's about Ralsei which is basically the same as being about Lancer which begs the question if it's even about Susie at all which implies it's all about mommy Toriel after all lmao gottem its a mommymilkies post after all so gottem
>>568821036Wonderfully on-model alphys
25 darkdollars or 25 days in the Delta-Pokey
>>568821223in my experience turning on men is something thats so easy you have to go out of your way to avoid it
>>568820806Your pick but a 500kcal daily deficit is what people recommend and 1000kcal deficit is very extreme and bad for your body and mind, especially since you're not super overweightFor reference I did 900 for a while because I was real real fat but I've gone down to about 600 now that I've burnt the worst of it because that shit was hell
boat
>>568821871uooohhhhhhh
>>568821223>she has incredible insight into the male psyche and what appeals and turns men on (something a lot of women are pretty bad at).Just act like a small child and have big tits, what's so hard about that?
>>568822174alright, will do1500 calories isn't so bad, that's like a whole pizza
>>568821610unlikely
>>568820121yes and That's a Good Thing
>>568821223Ok fine heres your (you) all-knowing master of knowing how to fuck guys whats your secrets
>>568816067Give me the tl;dr version of the video and I'll have sex with you
>>568821871>>568822147>>568822286See this is one of the major pitfalls foids fall into. They think that the most deranged goon brain men represent more than a small but loud minority.
>>568821051*BZZZZT* I'm sorry that was NOT the correct answer
You ever think what a tryhard your bladder is for making you want that badlyIts like omg stfu dude there are worse schizo signals
oh my god bruh
>>568822762>>568822762>>568822762Hop on
>>568822629I think vtubers prove that strategy does work on the lowest common denominator of goyim.
>>568822629Men all like the same thing in slightly different flavors, but only a minority are open about it, it's true
>>568780843sad, but nice
