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>>568694789

>WHAT IS HELLDIVERS 2?
HELLDIVERS 2 is a 2024 crossplay, co-op, squad-based, PvE 3rd person shooter for PC, PS5 and XBox Series X/S where players fight against hordes of alien insects, robots and squids to Spread Democracy™. Players wage war on contested planets, each with a different biome, completing as many objectives as possible in a procedurally generated level while constrained by a time limit. With enough successful missions, a planet can be defended or liberated, and the player base must combine their efforts as much as possible to Liberate™ the galaxy.
https://store.steampowered.com/app/553850/HELLDIVERS_2/
https://www.playstation.com/en-us/games/helldivers-2/
https://www.xbox.com/en-us/games/store/helldivers-2/9mx9wn9dfpgt

>WHAT ABOUT THE FIRST HELLDIVERS GAME?
Released in 2015 for PC, PS3/4 and PS Vita, the original HELLDIVERS is a shared screen top-down shooter in the same setting. Its mechanics were based primarily on Arrowhead's first game, Magicka.
https://store.steampowered.com/app/394510/HELLDIVERS_Dive_Harder_Edition/
https://www.playstation.com/en-us/games/helldivers/

>LOBBY HOSTING
https://files.catbox.moe/83ixkr.png
>MODDING
https://files.catbox.moe/c81ogo.png

>INFORMATION RESOURCES
https://helldivers.wiki.gg/
https://helldiverscompanion.com/
https://democracy-hub.net
https://helldive.live

>MAJOR NEWS
Apr 28 Summer Forest Biome https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ro0Mmov8Jag
May 06 Oasis Biome https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T2UKVco45VE
May 21 Upscaling Support https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/553850/view/666114279352566049
May 21 Warhammer 40k Legendary Warbond Announcement https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xRQi00kCST8

>LATEST PATCHES
May 29: https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/553850/view/707773210124354385
Apr 14: (PS5 Low Energy Mode and XBox fixes)
Apr 28: https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/553850/view/541136853162525650
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1st for bufftrannies
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2nd for nerf trannies
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do you guys have nothing better than always think about lesser creatures
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Super Earth won or something
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>>568785823
Has anyone quite literally, never seen a death threat before?

I'm of the opinion this shit virtually never happens, and when someone reads something like 'Kill yourself' they just frame it as a death threat
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bug cities are the comfiest biome in the game
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>>568786012
OMG HI ROBUTT!!!!!!!! :D
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>CGW suddenly makes the game hard
our response?
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>>568786012
>>568786064
kill yourself
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yup, discordtrannies just won
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robutt's robobutthole
thoughts?
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>CWGtroons paying Indians to shill their mod on 4chan
grim
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>>568786260
>>568786159
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>>568786127
>>568786160
the kind of people cgw attracts just rush objectives and extract asap
this doesn't change anything for them
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>>568786160
>fortress 1->2
i wish that was the case in the actual game as well
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>>568786159
Stop sending death threats
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>>568786012
I'm pretty sure people that whine about getting death threats just make it up for cheap sympathy and making the opposition look bad
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>>568786260
I think you're more retarded than this tranny >>568785823
nothing going on upstairs
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>>568786462
NIGGER
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I suppose we can have a bot lobby in these hours
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775242341159139/76561198120804312
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uh oh nerf tranny melty
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>>568786160
>more objectives
>more enemies
>NEW enemies
Everything I see about CGW just makes me think it's based. They should reintroduce the old uparmored charges that required two headshots to kill from an RR but make them a rare-ish variant and fill the world with regular charges. Maybe I'll finally get around to trying this thing out.
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>>568786556
2/4
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>>568786556
Still 2/4.
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They're working on a hot fix, everything will be fixed within the update
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I'll admit nerftroons were right when piles prostrates himself in a live stream admitting that the realism angle was was him and the devs being faggots and using it as an excuse to gimp the player and their equipment, till then, where accurate ballistics and caliber scaling.
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>>568787161
>They're working
Mein Führer... Arrowhead...
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>>568786556
FVLL
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>>568784404
I always assumed that behavior was intentional.
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>>568784404
at least they managed to make it so that it will spawn its minions when aggro'd onto a client now
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>>568787161
Nobody cares, bro. Just consume the slop and warbonds, then get excited for next slopbond. And if you don't like that the game is falling apart at the seems then just stop playing.
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>on track to defend both gatria and rirga
UDIT status?
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>>568788073
Gatria might lose. 12 hours to take the city. 7 hours until the bugs take it.
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>>568787458
Like it makes sense, they summon guys they tactically retreat to let the summons do the work. Same shit as what the borg commanders do basically.
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Did the Illuminate floating things, the ones who can't summon reinforcements, got a buff or something? I swear I kept getting killed by them.
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You guys think the harvesters and watchers are robuts or different forms of luminate life? The overseers seem very corrupted too. They have a different appearance from the first game where they looked like halo elites. It sort of feels like they were an advanced race, then almost got genocided, then went so deep into technology they somehow were afflicted with lovecraftian knowledge or an inter dimensional virus of some kind. I feel like they didnt have the tech to zombify and melt humans in the first war
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It gets to the point where you can't even trust their patch notes and "fixes" anymore. I actually firmly believe they'll fuck up simple stat changes next
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What are you wanting from the 40k goybond?
>lasgun that doesn’t suck, best case scenario is a talon but big because obviously we’re getting a lasgun
>flak round bolter with airburst, probably a stratagem, could be viable if its like a mini autocannon that doesn’t need a backpack
>krak grenade, basically thermite but doesn’t take forever seconds to kill
>obligatory cadian armor
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>>568789587
I don't know enough about slophammer to make a list like that
Considering how bad the KZ and Halo warbond are I expect the 40k warbond the be shit
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>>568789147
Some sort of time bullshit I think, shot their evolution(which was probably still artificial) ahead along with their tech. Or option 2 is they aren't the actual illuminate but another race either controlled or copying them. But I favor the first option.
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>>568789587
Elysian drop trooper gear, including a new jetpack that lets you hover down from high places.
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>>568789587
Biggest thing with the lasgun is it will be mag fed and not act like other lasers since they'll want it to be accurate. Not sure what to expect there. Biggest issue for me is really thinking about what would both a) work within the setting and b) not be covered by an existing niche. Like I think a bolt pistol would work but how would it be different from the veto without just making the veto pointless?
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>>568789587
Meltagun; powerful close-range no-backpack anti-tank but limited in ammo and range. That feels like a unique and balanced AT option.
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>>568789701
KZ is dead and Halo has been shit for almost 20 years
40k is popular and goyims workshop doesn’t like their IP to be slandered so who knows, like they say third times the charm
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>>568789147
>>568789705
They use bio weapons. Its probably what the fleshmob was trying to become as its stated as a "failed experiment"
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>>568789935
Do you think SM style where it's like a heat shotgun or lore style where it's a microwave beam?
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>>568789970
All they have to do is make the guns a little more powerful and the LEGENDARY warbonds are fixed kek but they are autistic about balancing
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>>568790093
I was thinking SM style, it looks and feels really strong in those games.
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I had perfectly running game with anti-aliasing applied through reshade, stable decent frames, it was great.
Now I have no fucking idea how to make the game not look shit even if I try to disable all new options and it somehow runs even worse than it used to and we already had "runs worse than it used to" patch at least three times before.
At this point I feel like the best thint Arrowhead could do is to abandon the game because they can't do even basic shit.
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gunfuckers really write this shit and expect to be taken seriously
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>>568790228
It also has fuck all armor penetration there.
I wouldn't mind if one of the more common fan explanations got "canonized" here, that their operating mode is just a setting or a different muzzle attachment (since there were models with spare meltagun barrels, for whatever reason) that lets you turn your medium short range thermal lance of "fuck off tanks" into a very short range thermal shotgun of "fuck off infantry".
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>>568789745
I don't think I ever thought "damn I wish I had a parachute" and was in a situation where I could get one and didn't have access to the jetpack in first place.
The only way this could maybe work is if it was an armor passive because why the fuck would you ever take a grav-chute over a jetpack or hoverpack since they all do the same thing but for the latter two it's only half of what they do.
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>>568790817
What if it's implemented like permanent immunity to fall damage and also prevented rag dolling. Basically any time you would hit the ground it just prevents it.
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>>568790531
It is all those things thoughbiet.
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>>568790934
>i want a grav-chute
>I also want it to do things grav-chutes don't do
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>>568789587
New Tau-inspired Exosuit
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>>568789705
>the 1st game cyborg
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>You see this gun?
>It's got no... le niggerninny rail
>That means it's... le bad
>And... le unimmersive
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>>568789705
I didn't even consider that without augmentations the cyborgs still have a capeshit physique.
I mean fuck, Helldivers are already all unironically 7 feet tall just like Brash says (since we're much taller than civilians and SEAF), cyborgs must have all been roided out basketball players before they transitioned.
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>>568786160
>Jetpack berserkers
Someone post a video of this. Also jetpack warstriders when?
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>>568790531
"Gun"
>>568790587
>It also has fuck all armor penetration there.
Well yes but it wouldn't have to be that way here. I just like the kick it has in SM so that's what I want.
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>Take somebody's EAT
>They shoot me in the face and kick me
Come on, there's two of the fuckin' things.
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>>568792151
That's what all the bio plasma is for, gotta maximize gains with super earth adrenochrome.
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>>568790112
I mean the Halo weapons need a buff and the SMG could be made a secondary to make it good
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What is the lore reason behind squid armor being explosive resistant?
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>finally get some time to play after the big performance patch
>game now looks like someone coated the camera in butter
>performance is the same if not slightly worse
what
how
why
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>>568792443
>wide ass cone shotgun
>AP5 (at least, should be even more)
>with decent damage
Yeah I'm not sure about that.
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>>568793042
Nixxes is actually incompetent and broke things. So now even native or SS + TAA is worse
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Real talk. This thing looks stupid as hell and looks like one of those "tacticool" gun images you'd see on this site.
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>>568793167
>cockpit is huge and kinda exposed
>not a weakpoint because the pilot is purely cosmetic in a stunning example of muh realism only ever cutting one way
Vox niggers are such a shit design it's unreal. No point in trying to destroy subsystems because they have six million HP, no weakpoints for a skilled AT gunner to exploit. Either do the heatsink mini game or dump all your shit on it to drain the massive main HP pool
What the fuck did AH do to the genius that designed the factory strider?
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>>568794021
He left, possibly even before the game released (Factory Striders were spotted in some Sony advertisement material back then). Why work for Narrowhead when you can go work for a real studio or even make your own game and peddle it as "from the creators of Helldivers 2".
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>>568794021
>factory strider
>good design
with the rapid fire turret?
with the not visual discting doors being a weakpoint?
Good bot faction design stops with the hulk
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>>568794327
>factory strider
>multiple ways of killing it, from one shotting it with an RR to the eye, to breaking open the armor plates on the head/sides and shooting the vulnerable insides to blowing up the bay doors or dumping stratagems at it
>cannon dies in one good AT hit, gatlings are lethal but fold to heavy pen weapons very quickly, there's an actual point in destroying the subsystems
the factory strider is genuninely one of AHs best designs, its really bizarre how they shat the bed so hard after it. When looking at all the new enemies we got I only like the Interloper and the cyborgs.
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Buff medium pen.
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>more people diving for bug MO than the squid one
lol
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>>568795567
realistic mil sim experience btw
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the "Nixxes is competent" crowd has been awfully quiet since the game saving performance patch dropped
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>>568795905
Seems about right to be desu with you. Big fat bullets in a rifle are a meme.
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>>568792032
I dont think he brings up niggerninny rails once unless its complaining that Arrowhead put them on guns and we cant put anything on them
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>regular TAA which was fine before now makes everything look like its a plastic kids toy and the text looks like it has an emulator filter on
Can't we nuke Sweden yet?
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>>568789587
>KZ is a weapons manufacturer
>halo is a in game cartoon
i do wonder how will they integrate warhammer into their lore
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>>568795567
>Revolver has more pen and damage than a machine gun
make it make sense
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>>568796160
all it means is that they cant unswede the game, it is sweded to the core
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>>568796487
>regular TAA which was fine before
clean your glasses
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>>568795567
Just finished the video, and it reminded me of the one question I've always had. Why the fuck are so many support weapons in the game so easy to handle and shoot with? Who the fuck thought anyone would be happy to trade actual serotonin inducing damage for mobility and handling? Let me feel the weight of the thing, reward players for proper positioning. What's funnier is I remember that interview where they said "our problem is we attracted so many call of duty players to our le grunt fantasy shooter.. how do we please them??", BRO that's not the problem. We had the old MG43, one mag kills at most 10 devastators and takes a lifetime to reload. What's wrong? Surely the reload time, so let's make it cartonishly fast instead of buffing the damage to make it high risk/high reward to balance out the long reload. These fucks are so out of touch with balancing/their community I don't think we've ever seen something like this before.
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>>568796232
big fat bullets flying at the same velocity as smol ones should have more impact energy (kinetic), fly further (less resistant to wind due to mass), and thus also penetrate more.

HD2 has some retarded logic to gun penetration though: more pen = less damage (true milsim experience???).
Meanwhile muzzle energy increase (by velocity or mass) always leads to higher impact energy (damage) and increased penetration, provided bullet shapes are the same.

The only exception I can think of are the retarded SLAP or flechette rounds which have increased pen but bad stopping power because bad energy transfer on the body (presuming Lib Pen fires that).

Fuck AH and their milsim excuses though half of their values make no fucking sense.
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>heavy engineering kit + max rpm MMG + supply pack for appropriators.
It's a simple life, but a comfy one.
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I honestly would play the game so much more if it wasn't for the warbond system. I think Sony killed the game.
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>>568799009
If HD2 was made in like 2010 thered be 300 levels to climb but every other level you get a weapon or item
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>>568799009
What's that? You don't like this 40 dollar game being monetized like a f2p game? Entitled much? How is AH supposed to finance their vacations without constant battlepasses?
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>>568799760
>>568799541
There should be a grace period after which the bonds become purchasable with normal credits.
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How are squidders not able to take 1 city
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>>568800682
we're running on fumes over here
and our best guys' games look like christmas trees
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Where cape
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>>568801565
Cape? Your reward for the MO was liberating like 5 planets!
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>>568795567
Nerf light pen. Bufftrannies are the reason these kind of discrepancies exist now
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>>568800897
worksonmymachine
looks good and performs good
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Arrowhead is actually competent but they intentionally release broken patches / updates so they can keep people talking about the game
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>>568802454
Nuclear-level cope
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>>568794021
Factory striders were well designed when we didn't have retarded AT options that can just 1 shot it.
Vox are just release factory striders but easier.
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I've been out of the loop, what non-warbond weapons are still good?
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>>568786012
you really need to stop posting and kill yourself. really.
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>>568802816
The regular lib?
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>>568796160
we know nothing of the situation. between the reputations of nixxes and arrowhead its not difficult to establish who is more worthy of trust.
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>>568802816
Which one isn't?
Maybe the pissmaker and reedemer.
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Anyone else game look like this now after the update? 7900xt.
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>>568803354
Fuck me. It's the reflection quality setting that's fucked apparently
>High - fucked
>Medium - not fucked
On another note, of course this is the only game I get driver crashes and timeouts in after a driver update. I'm on like some version of Adrenalin from February to play this fucking game.
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Revolting.
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>CHINK CAPE
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>>568803692
It's not the cape squiddivers needed, but the one they deserve.
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I think spore strain would be a lot more fun without drifting scavs
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>>568803692
rancid
the game doesn't even have any purple armor why do this
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>>568803692
This is what happen when you force a poor sweden to a grueling 5-minute-long works
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All the faction MO capes are shit. We should be thankful AH hasn't come for the bot divers yet.
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>>568803991
Oshaune cape looks kewl
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>>568803692
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Thoughts on my swag?
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>>568803692
That took sweden several months to make. They poured their black nigger hearts into that and you're laughing!
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I think it kind of works with pissdiver armor. But it's acquired taste
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>>568804281
how much shit do you need to eat to acquire this taste?
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>>568804403
It's a video game you dont need to eat anything.
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>>568804534
ok. how much metaphorical shit do you need to eat to acquire this taste?
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are these paycheck stealing thieves gonna fix the game by reverting the dogshit DLSS patch that stole 20 of my fps for absolutely nothing before their state mandated 3 month break?
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>>568804637
Stop thinking about eating shit. Get a job.
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>>568804657
anon did you take a look at the lumberer and flamer sentry lately..?
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>>568803692
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new content doko
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Why are mediumpen trannies so fucking loud
If you want to brute force, then use a brute force gun instead of medium pen
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>>568803692
oh boy a new cape that dosen't go with any armor set my favorite
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>use cop armor for squid
>squid cap ok on cop armor
im pretty happy
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>>568804145
thank you doctor
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updated /hdg/ stats table! Are (you) better than the average /hdg/er? Do you have some crazy stat to brag about here? post your career to contribute!
The newest addition, hitler's strongest soldier, has by far the worst ammo economy in the game! 11 bullets per kill, logistics officers fucking HATE him!

(full table available in https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/ e/2PACX-1vTwju_lxQaqwWxhz539ZItDScQQJ12vLSl1WowbS9sIJ1-pXk1gBOs0bIO7LUuSGq6O0mzAK6AeMfik/pubhtml)
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>>568805540
hell yea another useless purple cape
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>>568805979
yeah im no longer the worse k/d ratio
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>>568806825
congrats, but you're still keeping the callsign, them's the rules buddy
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>>568805979
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>>568807103
what if i bribe you with this sexy pic will you change it?
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>>568805979
Outdated
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>>568807416
>50% accuracy
>480 tk ratio
>103k total kills, probably a 2-digit level still
I hereby dub thee "Newerfag". Please watch your shots...
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>>568807738
how so, 1 day old data?
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>>568807416
what level, im curious since you got like 10k on me
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>>568808551
96
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>>568808638
yeah, i guess im overleveled at 90k and 120, but then again i have been playing with hdg mostly since like 30.
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>>568803991
>Creek cape
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Jesus Christ, bugniggers are so retarded they are letting gatria fall because they can't concentrate and capture the mega city that would instantly win their defense. HOW EMBARASSING!
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>>568809950
Oh no not Gatria!
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>>568805979
Without melee kills i just look like a chump :(
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>>568809950
nobody cares when the numbers are fake and city missions get stale very quick anyway
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>>568809950
>Gatria
I hate this back-and-forth tug of war
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>>568809950
>win gatria
>joe immediately launches another 90 invasion
the galactic war DOES NOT MATTER PLAY any world you like
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was the first galactic war just as dogshit? i know it was a loop, but did they also try to game master and fumble it spectacularly?
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>>568809950
Get a load of this guy.... he still believes in this shit LMAO
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>>568812404
probably just a certain known schizo shitposting factionbait again. Just ignore it
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>>568812605
you can confirm this theory by simply posting about Cyberstan and how war strider got nerf 3 times
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>>568794607
IMO, the Vox, the sky whale and the shai hulud are all intentionally frustrating to handle and are there just so Arrowhead can come back to it a year later and release some new super weapon that trivializes them.
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>>568796594
that's a diamond dozen video game trope bro
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>>568814936
Name one bro
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>>568815101
apex legends
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>>568815101
quite a lot of multiplayer games cod battlefield take your pick man
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>>568815101
resident evil
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>>568796594
blame muh big iron bufftoddlers
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>>568815101
MGSV
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>>568803692
>another purple cape
dude how the fuck do you even make this work
literally none of the armors match it except for all black, and most of those have shit passives
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>>568805979
Heres my stats from like two weeks ago. Im a console PS5fag if that helps you think of a callsign.
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>>568815101
Half Life
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>>568805979
And heres the rest of the stats.
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>>568809950
lol at coping bugshits. once again proven to be the lowest IQ front
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>>568809950
It's the low iq horde faction whose playerbase won't even migrate to defend super earth during the first ever super cool HABBENING event, this shouldn't surprise anyone. They will never change.
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>>568793167
it could've been worse anon....
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>>568815101
what the fuck do you think the colt anaconda gun archetype is in vidya?
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>>568815101
cs:go
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I dont think namefags belong in the spreadsheet
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>>568815181
Zoomer slop I shan't elaborate.
>>568815340
See above.
>>568815351
>Nintentoddler Japanese franchise
>>568815834
See above.
>>568815931
They didn't know better at the time.
>>568817151
See above.
>>568817090
A revolver.
GOD I love being always 100% correct while everyone else is always 100% wrong.
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>>568817078
or it could've been way better!!!
im pretty sure arrowhead tried to rip off pic related but they made it look worse by making it look like a vehicle
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>>568815924
remarkably, being a consolefag, your stats are not the worst we've had. You are on the low end of all stats we have, but still, keep your head of.
That being said, you DO play on ps5, so your callsign is "Firealarm".
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>>568817361
*farts on you*
LMAO
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>GOD I love being always 100% correct while everyone else is always 100% wrong.
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>AC gets infinite negative stars for being so pathetically weak compared to what a real full-auto AT rifle would perform like
AMRgods, I kneel
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>>568817361
*kisses u in the mouth*
lol, sissy
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>>568817078
>man is fused to the machine
>outside throttle
i wish i could meet the person who designed this
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>>568817380
He wasn't the only consolefag on the list, the other one was pretty good
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anyone in the mood for CGW?
they have squids and bots now
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i guess the tranny had to expand his baiting parameters
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>>568818026
go back
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>>568818026
buy an ad
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>dude to fix the shitass performance just disable the fuckshit renderer and enable pissrape filtering
>none of those options are present in the settings
>some of them are but they're greyed out
Will I have to wait until AH swallows their pride and asks a contractor to unfuck their game again?
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>>568817475
he's just shit. It's not ment to be an anti-tank weapon, it's anti "heavy". And as far as "heavy" enemies go it will kill any given one within one full magazine.
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>>568818572
This was the work of Nixxes, a support studio. They're fucking the game while Arrowhead takes vacation.
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CGW lobby
squids AND bots d10
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775242385544359/76561199120619040
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Good job losing Gatria fucking retards
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>>568786012
KYS to improve both the gene pool and the thread quality
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>trooncord lobby
no thanks, I don't have a gaping axewound between my legs
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You appear to be dilating
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>>568818793
nixxes is just the subcon. it is on arrowass to check their work and deem it acceptable for release. you are retarded.
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>>568818809
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I CAN'T DIVE ON PHACT BAY ANY MORE
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>>568805979
the link doesn't fucking work nigga
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>>568819335
70 iq post top kek
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>>568804084
Thanks Doc.
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>>568818809
retards who spent hours diving there will now pretend they never cared about defending it anyway
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>>568819268
>hey nixxers, can you help out? ill pay you
>ok sure, here you go kthxbai
>not really good enough but it has to be submitted ig
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>>568805979
I'm above average but don't really stand out apart from my unfortunate callsign. Glad to know I give PCfags a run for their money though
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>>568819578
>not really good enough but it has to be submitted ig
there are fucking contracts and contract terms, are you by any chance implying the swede wouldnt go for his pound of flesh if he wasnt at fault for the fuckup?
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>>568819335
is this some sekrit club mystery quizz thing that I gotta "pass" to reach the file?
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>>568819951
>>568819335
remove the space
holy shit have you people never used a pc before
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>>568817361
*cums on you* what now gay boy
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>>568819335
>>568805979
there was a space that shouldn't be there.
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/e/2PACX-1vTwju_lxQaqwWxhz539ZItDScQQJ12vLSl1WowbS9sIJ1-pXk1gBOs0bIO7LUuSGq6O0mzAK6AeMfik/pubhtml
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>>568820026
Why add the stupid space in the first place, why bother, it just extra effort...

>>568805979
heres the actually working link:

https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/e/2PACX-1vTwju_lxQaqwWxhz539ZItDScQQJ12vLSl1WowbS9sIJ1-pXk1gBOs0bIO7LUuSGq6O0mzAK6AeMfik/pubhtml
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>>568820105
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>>568820335
>Why add the stupid space in the first place, why bother, it just extra effort...
it used to be very common because 4chan filters a lot of links
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>>568820403
to filter retards lel
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Stop being mean to one another
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>>568805979
>average /hdg/ k/d ration is below 100
I guess we were the reddit this entire time after all, huh...
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>>568820620
first day on the hacker known as 4chan?
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>>568820620
so true!!!
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>>568820814
rape all medicdivers
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>>568818794
2/4
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>>568820783
Zoinks! There are hackers here?!
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>>568820958
im gonna h4xxxx your helldivers 2 acc and steal all your super credits l0lz
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de-escalator = lattest shittertube thanks to reload buff
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>>568821095
where the fuck am I supposed to aim it, 12 tubes are not enough to even kill a single bile titan
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>>568820814
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>>568818794
FVLL
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>>568821181
I think they die pretty fast to headshots
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Would zap dog work for appropriator watcher/obtruder spam?
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>>568821295
LIES
still 2/4
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>>568821465
My time with the blitzer and arc thrower on them tells me no. Regular dog is better.
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does the AMR strip charger leg armor in a reasonable amount of shots or am I wasting my time
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>>568805979
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>>568818794
still 2/4
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>>568822381
>41 KD
>and that's with democracy protects so the number would probably go even lower
how are you people this bad at horde shooters?
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>>568821672
hang in there buddy im not installing the toon mod, but eventually someone will join
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>>568822501
cyberstan :(
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>>568822710
lower the difficulty???
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Did they fix AA or does it still create blurred textures
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>>568822843
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>>568822501
NTA but I fucked up my KD with the medal farm where you commit sudoku 6 times per run :(
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>>568821181
It's not an anti tank weapon, it's anti everything weapon that can potentially AT like the laser cannon does. Aim for the top part of the head on titans and to the legs of chargers.
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>>568822710
I started playing on cyberstan. Not an excuse
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>>568805979
just started a few months ago but fuck it, why not

squid up
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>>568823805
MOD NAME???

MOD LINK???
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>>568823805
update kemono
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>>568822201
800 at 70dur
800/((450*0.3+225*0.7)*0.65)=4.20775805 so five hits
800 remaining leg meat hp at 0 ac takes two shots. have fun landing seven hits on the same leg.
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>>568817475
>the autocanon is an anti-tank weapon
I'm surprised /hdg/ doesn't like this guy more considering he thinks exactly the same way the morons in here do
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>>568823931
importer's fucked
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>>568824219
that sucks
how about a catbox link
I considered giving them money until that bile titan tranny flag mod kek
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daily reminder
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>>568824393
I refuse to use this kuso weapon that has a chance to just fucking kill you.
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>>568805979
>worst kd ratio is 40
>check mine
>30
Yeah i'm not posting my stats
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>>568824393
>literally had to adjust his position to make it connect
what is this supposed to prove?
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medic LARPers in this game are useless but they are hella cute novelty teammates
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incendiary grenade launcher/eruptor when
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>>568805979
Pissdiver reporting in
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>>568818794
crashed
screw it i'll rehost another time
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>>568824632
that it's still this lethal at that range, I guess.
desu they should just increase drag on these things, no reason not to
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>>568824632
that sometimes you don't even need to try to connect and you will just fucking die from using AC
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>>568824632
also the fact that armor above 100 is supposed to protect you from instant death headshots but this armor has 150 and you still instantly die anyway
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>>568824393
never happened to me at 1200 hours
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>>568824990
>supposed to protect you from instant death headshots
uh
retard?
it just gives you a headshot damage reduction, not a complete protection
with your logic if you were to be hit on the head with a hellpod you'd deserve to survive
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>>568824393
how does your game look so clean?
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>>568824990
>also the fact that armor above 100 is supposed to protect you from instant death headshots
from enemy fire. helldiver weapons are significantly more powerful than enemy weapons. bot blasters and heavy devastator MG's do 35 damage.. an alpha commanders slash does 55. those pieces of shrapnel do 110
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>>568825208
probably no fog mod?
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>>568805979
I play this game since launch and i never, NEVER got good at it.
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>>568825283
contrary to popular whining not every planet is covered in thick fog 24/7. desert planets are naturally very clear outside of sandstorms
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>badass looking armor
>no peak physique perk
FUCK
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>>568825365
>27 kills/death ratio
Over status???
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>>568824806
I dont believe i have ever just died like that. And if I have it happens so little that I dont care and it doesnt warrant not using it.
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>>568825570
For my defense i am playing exclusively with the portable hellbomb and i refuse to drop it after activation
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>>568825283
I see some fog on the background, but the image is crisp clear
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>>568825365
>turbogaudy fit
>bad at the game
an iconic combo
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>>568825697
>play with the peakshitter fake kill printing stratagem
>still can't go over 27k/d
genuinely unrecoverable shittery
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>>568803692
Im still so mad I missed the red cape yet I “earned” this one
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>>568825560
not getting rag dolled (as much) is still useful but yeah I have to stop myself from running some of the low ergo weapons on it.
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>>568824628
do it
reduce the /hdg/ average, so others may become above average...
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>>568803692
even if purple matched anything that cape still looks ugly as shit
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>>568824628
>>568825365
and niggers /here/ badmouth pubbies
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>>568805979
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>>568824665
had a guy a few weeks ago that larped as a medic and did nothing but follow me around and shoot stims up my ass
looked like a pincushion by the end, but god damn he saved me 10 times over and my stats were padded as fuck from never having to retreat
wherever he is now, I hope he's doing well
>>
Can y'all stop posting your stats now you're dragging the average down and making the rest of us look bad? Thanks
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>>568803692
It's so fucking ugly, but that's on me for expecting anymore more from AH.
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Thanks to the blob being retarded I can't dive on comfy luxuriant any more
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>>568805979
>>
Wish this game had a weapon usage stat page like Warframe
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Bugniggers fumbled Gatria and their super credit farms are locked away. The bugnigger cope of "nothing matters anyway" will soon follow.
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>>568824628
just cope and say
>well i kill 30 vox engines before dying
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>>568827849
Talon would be in my top 3 from all the bad primary weapon levelling
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>>568805979
damn, the botgod must be really autistic
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>>568827863
You'd think if the SC farms were at risk there would have been a bigger effort or willingness to actually drop on cities.
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>>568805979
PewPew
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spewer seeds are objectively the worst bug RNG you can pull. I'd rather deal with one billion titans and impalers.
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>>568828001
I shant be bothered to engage with inferior kindergarten factions or have their aids filth tarnishing my career statistics
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>>568828515
nah
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Who are all you people there's like 10 other guys I only ever see in lobbies
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>>568828779
only minority of us here actually play this fuckass game
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>>568828248
They don't know what cities do they just see it as another mission type
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>>568828515
You mostly see them on nuke missions and retrieve intel missions. They have a chance to spawn on any mission type though.
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>Bugfags voting for DSS to move to Gatria
they sohuld genuinely kill themselves
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>>568828779
Lurking tourists and reddit double agents. Also a bunch of jeets that either can't connect or have been banned
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>>568828779
I only play 1-2 games a day which I usually wind up doing with friends.
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>>568828779
i have no interest in playing the game with you subhumans
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>>568828779
my game barely runs at d8 I'm not playing d10 lobbies with you
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>>568828779
I'm blacklisted
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>>568828779
they only play for the monthly goybond
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Why are people complaining about the graphics update? It works fine on my machine. They must be turdworlders on toasters or consolepoors.
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>>568829456
I have to manually change them everytime I boot the game which is pain because it is defaulting to fucked up shit causing me fps issues.
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>>568828779
lurker
I hate you all
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>bugchasers make up the biggest part of the fanbase
>were unable to defend their planet with a low invasion scale

>squid divers are a major minority
>are managing to defend a planet that spent half the invasion not being defended due to MO
What does it mean?
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>>568829456
It improved performance on console though
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>>568828779
I'm mostly playing with my friend, i don't really care about /hdg/ lobbies
I joined a few but you are pretty boring
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>>568829648
Botdivers help out Squidivers if nothing is happening
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>>568829563
you can just set the config file to read only
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>>568822501
mine isn't low but it's lower than it should be because i fuck around a lot and refuse to use killmogging builds. the AT/prioritization role isn't going to net you a ton of kills but it is very useful
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CALLING ALL THOSE WHO THINK "the game is too easy":
>spore bugs D10
>obfuscated map so you can't use minimap shitter crutch
>ion storms actively cuck you out of stratagems
And worst of all:
>Esptein Island location

Join now or forever microdose copium that "you could have done this easily anyway"

steam://joinlobby/553850/109775242398766394/76561198005075969
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>>568830571
not joining but just run Cremator and its ez
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>>568830741
>gets raped by bugs who are on fire but don't have the slowdown or confusion cuz you are not the host
nah I prefer living
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>>568830831
dumb fuck
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>pubbies in bugs are still TKing nigger monkeys
some of these "people" need to be ground up into biofuel already.
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>>568830571
>gas mines
Solved
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>>568830741
>>568830928
2/4
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>>568831134
no youll dox me
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>>568830928(me)
>inb4 spore titans
Not
My
Problem
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>>568830571
you just cook em, fire cucks their gimmick for the most part. Just make sure someone brings emergency EATs
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>>568831176
I can be the first to say nigger in chat so I am in more trouble than you are?
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>>568831268
just have a guy in a patriot
rotary's great horde clear for when the cremators are out of juice, and the rockets 1tap chargers, 2tap titans on the forehead
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>>568822843
tldr
>DLSS Below native is genuine dogshit and should not be used
>DLSS Native rapes your framerate
>XESS on Ultra Quality Plus is the only good middleground but still obviously looks worse than native w/o AA, but has no jaggies
pick your poison, DLSS Native-XESS UQP-Native
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>>568830571
3/4
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>>568805979
I'm a shitter but have fun +1 for the s[preqad sheet tism
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>>568830571
>>568830571
FGULLL
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>boot game
>get flashbanged
cool
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>>568803692
Enjoy your MO reward, now that they upheld their end of the bargain you won't be seeing any more MO rewards until people complain again
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>>568833737
Really makes you FEEL like you're having a subarachnoid haemorrhage.
>>
You know, usually we'd have the ups and downs in the "it's over - we're so back chart" but it's been in a steady "it's over" nosedive. They genuinely fuck up every single update now
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everything annoys me
appropriators leaving behind gigantic corpses that other enemies phase through annoy me
spore scavs annoy me
gatria defenders shitting themselves annoy me
wat do
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>>568834272
kill swedes
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>>568834532
Sorry diver but we have no plans to resolve any issues or work on any features players are requesting. Enjoy your new optimized graphical settings

t. AH
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>>568835232
>Sorry diver but we have no plans to resolve any issues or work on any features players are requesting
but upscaling and optimized graphics were literally one of the demands players had?
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I'm not sure why I still bother with this dogshit game, the devs are retarded and the community is full of insane troons
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>>568805979
I'm probably below average in the /hdg/ scene.
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>>568834246
>now
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>>568828779
I haven't really played in two weeks. Can't be arsed to farm. Can't be arsed to suffer more swiggery.
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>>568824632
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>>568828779
I'm still waiting for swiggers to fix their shitty game (it will never happen so I'm forced to haunt this thread forever)
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>>568836718
>almost 50% gone
>not stimming
let this be a lesson for you
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>>568828779
im taking a break until swiggers add a new warbond so ill start joining in about two weeks
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>>568788073
Bugchasers got farmed for izzat
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>>568805979
bugnigger and proud
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>>568837389
>less than a third diving on city still
fucking reeeeeeeeeetaaaaaards. cities are especially good as a kind of "opener" when there is no main bar to decay, you should always start with them if they are open
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>>568795663
Theres no bug MO, retard.
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It's unironically over.
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>three lobbies posted during a 12h thread
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>>568828779
Why the fuck would I play with any of you fags?
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https://d2amu.com/imgcmp/hd2upscaling/

SMAA Reshade chads can't stop winning
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>>568838243
>those textures
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>>568838032
That just means we're deep in the 40 day warbond cycle when it gets this grim it's about a week until the new one
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>>568838605
sure thing anon, it is completely unrelated to the absolute current state of the game.
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whoever told me to use amendment on bugs FUCK you
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Mr. Pilestedt, i don't feel too good....
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>>568840238
>Trying to pretend 33 thousand players with a 42 thousand peak is bad
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>>568840170
>he fell for lightpen troon lies
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>>568840368
>last 3 months bleeding more and more players
>no content in sight
>unironically patches the game to be worse and worse
it has nothing to do with the current playercount
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>>568840749
See: >>568840368
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>>568841370
faggot scaley just solodropped lol
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Where am I meant to aim the flames when fighting squid mechs? It feels really inconsistent
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>>568841370
This Maid is really Lust provoking mate
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>>568830571
GGs
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>>568841989
@ the balls gachafriend
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>>568840170
it's good doe
don't tell me you're getting filtered by hiveguard
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>>568842856
AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH SAVE ME SWIGGERMAN!
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>>568842432
ggs the game is so fucked beyond repair using the console can clip you through the fucking ground
sorry gonna leak our initials it is so over
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>>568840368
On its own it isn't, but looking at the retention percentages, AH is in trouble.
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Oh my god bruh, oh hell naw what the fuck man
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>>568843270
>win11 mandatory
FOR WHAT FUCKING PURPOSE
REDUCED FPS?!?!?
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>>568843270
proof?
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>>568843270
They could sell this slop at 100$ and goycattle niggers would still buy it
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>>568843270
who cares? 5 told you all you need to know about the direction its headed in.
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>>568843270
Why would i want to play the nigger simulator
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>>568843070
happened to me for a long time when arming hellbombs
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>>568786012
I find it trivial to believe that the community full of people that acts like a mild nerf to an overtuned weapon is an attack on their way of life full of people that have weird obsessive fantasies about swedes is full of people who are willing to send anonymous threat-filled hatemail to those swedes.
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>>568843814
hey man donkey kong bananza was fun
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>>568843427
Time to upgrade, poorfag
>>
Also, is this a known bug or did I discord something new?
>land SSSD near the hatch
>game considers it like it is already in
Full video for proof of swigger spaghetti code
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>>568844580
kill yourself thread tranny
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>>568844580
>"""upgrade""" to Win11
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>>568844776
that's been happening for ages, nothing new
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>>568844580
>upgrading to vibe coding
>upgrading to 8gb idling
i shall not
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>>568805979
Hello I desire to be measured and weighted
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BUGNIGGER PRIDE WORLDWIDE
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Ervyone is a fucking turbofaggot except me. I could knock out every here.
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>>568845521
You could knock me up :3
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>>568845676
r u a sassy leandiver?
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>>568843270
Rockstar's mouth watering at how much money they can milk out of the multiplayer
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>>568845816
yes but I am a male
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At least I'm not the biggest shitter here
Not far off but not the biggest shitter
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>>568840238
>"""tech""" update came out and broke everyone's game
Yea I wonder wtf happened
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gunslinger armor pretty nice for blitzing bug nests with the nade pistol
too bad it doesn't give you some sort of ammo bonus but the other perks are nice too I guess, especially the recoil reduction
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>>568846006
This is how my game looks like now. I'll just wait until they unfuck the game. If they unfuck it at all.
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>>568846000
i for one am perfectly fine to be mildly above average, considering that a third of my games were played after half a bottle of vodka.
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>>568846013
Siege Ready is better at Gunslinging than Gunslinger. More secondary ammo is more valuable than reduced recoil.
I fucking wish Gunslinger would actually reduce random sway (less shakey hands) and give more secondary ammo to be relevant.
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>>568846179
just use DX11 in launch options bro
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>>568846408
nta, i just tried, latest drivers and cache cleaned, and crash on launch.
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>>568805979
>I'm still the best marksman among the local shitters
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Doing this with recoilless feels borderline illegal.
nerftrannies on r/SuicideWatch
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https://www.nexusmods.com/helldivers2/mods/940
BEHOLD! UNREALISTIC AND NOT BELIEVABLE TECHNOLOGY! (according to Swedes)
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>>568805979
How do you even get a 150 K/D ratio? Farming bug breaches with stratagems?
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>>568846606
thats a respectable hit
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>Arrowhead cant push out a simple hotfix but instead insists on making people wait
>"BUT THATS BECAUSE CONSOLE--"
Darktide is on consoles too and they can push out hotfixes. Whats Arrowhead's excuse?
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>>568843065
>tfw you meet randos that play like this
Wish I saved the clip of the guy that used a whole ultimatum on a hive guard
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>lexatroon
go back to the overwatch general
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>>568847430
you are significantly delayed. the current consensus is that one of the console qa's saw the state of the patch and denied it, although there is still no idea as to why it got accepted afterwards. nepotism is my guess.
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>>568846606
Bug objectives are so easy compared to bots
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>>568847580
So you have no excuse?
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>>568846606
bile titan chill af just movin
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>>568847686
>Couldnt push a hotfix to revert hive guards
>Couldnt push a hotfix to fix climbing
>Instead made people wait over a week to fix both for some reason
I dont think you should be calling other people delayed.
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>>568847430
sex
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>>568847686
>current consensus
headcannon based on nothing
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Man I love being a beta tester for a over 2 year old 40 dollar game
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I want those toys
Give them to me you nerds
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Jesus fucking christ, I can't wait to boot up HD2 one day and see a bunch of stupid chinkshit in it, swiggers really do be sucking on them yellow balls
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>>568848886
Is that the guy from that awful cyberstan video?
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>>568848775
I would have laughed if the Exo toy had the stratagem launcher on it
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>>568848886
damn, Tencent got them by the balls, you know the game is becoming garbage when the developers bent their knee to the chinks
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>>568849345
Bad thing is theres clearly an open slot for it on top :(
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>>568848886
IN WHAT UNIVERSE WAS IT WELL RECIEVED
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>>568849508
people bought it and wore it
it was well received even if some bitched about its tackiness
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>>568849508
The Chinese.
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>>568849571
It could genuinely be pink leopard suit covered in shit and people would have worn it because it's Medium Siege Ready.
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>>568849508
chinkshit > jeetshit (40k)
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>>568849571
>put good passive on armor
>everyone wears it
SHOCKING
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>>568849508
I liked it
Medium siege is cool
I just ignore the look of it because divers become a muddy bloody mess anyway
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>>568849508
well received amongst the chinkoids, the armor looks fucking stupid anyways, I never used it
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>>568841370
ggs fellas
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>>568848775
>>568848886
What is this? Did they do a live stream for chinese fans?
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Why does Helldivers even say guns are certain calibers if they try to nerf/buff the ballistics of every gun individually
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>>568848886
>arrowhead full on cucking to china
there will not be a helldivers 3, goodbye /hdg/
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>40k warbond official announcement trailer drops
>It's literally 30 seconds of fat swedes pretending they play Warhammer
>No content reveal
>No gameplay footage
>See you later this year
I really can't hate swiggers enough
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>>568848775
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kill yourself
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>>568817380
Firealarm sounds based. Thanks.
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so are appropriator spawns fucked up because its enough to overwhelm like 2 straight cremator tanks with no breaks
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>>568850438
Im starting to think this is a bot.
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>>568828779
Youd be shocked how many redditors lurk in /vg/
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>>568850359
kek
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I for one welcome our chinese brothers in arms
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>>568850359
Kill yourself
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Arrowhead realized the Chinese take their game more seriously when they pushed back the squids all the way during the SE invasion and all the westoids let their cities fall due to inner squabbles.
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>>568791448
You caught me I literally have no idea what it is and was just drunkenly shitposting last night
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>>568850532
Use a HMG like a normal person
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>>568850532
D10 has always been crazy spam spawns for apps
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>>568824219
i haven't been able to download any files from kemono in months now. Their CDN must be fucked, but the site still works.
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lobby

fuckin

doko
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Why is Bilibili such a fucking shit site fucking hell, anyway incase anyone wants to watch it for themselfs
https://www.bilibili.com/video/BV1xZVL6dEnu/
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>>568850041
Yeah they just just a short QnA and fan vid for chinese in Shanghai
https://m.bilibili.com/video/BV1xZVL6dEnu?share_source=copy_web&vd_source=bf4f45ddab5fe771538017126fd20153

I didnt watch it I just wanted the toys
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>>568850883
Same, can't download a single file from them for months now.
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>>568850962
fuck why cant we have skylines like this i fucking hate the west
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>>568850962
So that's where they went for holiday huh
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>>568851029
Should have been born Chinese
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>>568851029
>what is new york
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>>568851167
jew york
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>Difficulty is called "N" instead of "D"
what
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>>568850958
Wake up hitler
wake up Hitler please i need you to save the West
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>>568850962
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>>568851103
a fate worse than death
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>>568850962
>Guy on the left talks like hes talking to literal children
>Guy on the right just gives total non-answers
Peak Sweden.
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>>568851892
THE AUTOCANNON REIGNS SUPREME
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>>568851892
Bro got a bad batch of stims
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>"will there be more holiday items?"
>yes
>points to exo toy
Stratagem launcher?
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>Puts in year of the horse
>No 4th of July despite Super Earth and the federation being very USA-coded
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>>568852551
Know your place gweilo
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>>568852551
>Le Swedish game
>no Swedish armor/outfits
this, if anything, is shocking
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>>568852701
>what are the ceremonial armors
the pickelhaube is directly modeled after the swedish version of it
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>>568850359
Fake. Heres the real version
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buffniggas be like: "yo lets make the autocannon do as much as a rocket"
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>>568853276
Can you stop crashing out?
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>>568828779
I am blobdiver
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>>568805979
New inputs are IN! The average /hdg/ diver's experience is going down!? The average kills, deaths and shots fired has gone down signficantly, and the k/d and tk ratios have fallen accordingly! Is this population of newfags just unlucky, or is the old guard simply too good?

Despite everything; standouts still make themselves known! The most honorable pissdiver "RUSTMAKER"(>>568824691)'s powerful stream of urine turns robots into rust with ease, presenting a 150 k/d and excellent tk ratio of 1236! Keep your bladder full, soldier!
In stark contrast, "SHITTERGOD"(>>568825365) has BLOWN the competition OUT of the water, with an abysmal k/d of 26 and just BARELY avoiding the crown for worst TKer with a stunning 298 kills per teamkill(current record holder is 296)! That's nearly half of our previous worst offender! Goodness! His callsign will reverberate through /hdg/ like a mighty thunder, putting fear on both friend and foe (but mostly friend!).

It's a hell of a day for /hdg/ stats, are (you) a better diver than this new wave? Make yourself known! post your stats here!
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Why did they make the ingame version purple?
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>>568854093
You have to leave your trace in history one way or the other.
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Ive just been posting random numbers to the sheet
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sorry can't make a lobby right now
im too blinded by the glory of the CCP to post
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>AH flies out to china just to answer a bunch of fan questions theyd never answer elsewhere

Look where the wind is blowing Gweilo
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>>568854620
>>568852630
Is that the new word you just discovered?
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>>568853256
Robutt for Chinese markets.
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>>568852551
The swiggers LARP as the automatons, it's why everything is written in binary that only translates into swedish.
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>>568853256
Pedro Pascal???
Hes everywhere
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>>568854097
Squids are le purple faction.
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>haha yeah democracy sucks, I wish we were ruled by the wise one party chinese state

Why is Sweden like this
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>>568855460
After you look at their goverment you can't really blame them.
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>>568855460
They are cucks
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>>568854093
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>>568789587
Unless it has a support weapon or strat I won't give it the time of day. If it has any weapons not complete shit they will be a sidegrade at best until something in a normal wb creeps it.
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baconator in shanghai
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>>568854093
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>>568855804
>dood bought premium just to reset his kd
helldivers premium when? its easy money AH
man looking back battlefield premium wasn't that bad
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>>568853276
give autocannon aphet at1 but make it 250 damage and 400 durable damage
>but why is it doing more durable damage than normal damage
i dunno it doesn't have stopping power unless you hit something thick enough to stop it or whatever lmao and also it encourages mode swapping to flak for chaff
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>>568854093
hi
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first time booting up the game on the new patch

HOW does it look this shit
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>>568853276
is this a joke? this is a joke, right?
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>Rapes game performance
>Upscaler implementation so bad it's worse than the jury-rigged FSR 1 bastardization we shipped with
>Goes on vacation to Shanghai (Equality-On-Sea, get it?)
>Gives condescending non-answers in between slobbering the Chinese playerbase (gotta fix those negative reviews)
>Shills the helldiver board game and hints toward a trading card game. The devs may even play these games during work hours, as Sean says he regularly sees the team playing magic the gathering and tabletop games from his desk.
>The team interacts with the EA and Dice teams at their Stockholm office
>Shows off the squid MO cape which is blue in real life, but purple in-game because fuck you.
But at least we're getting more Chinese armors, right guys?
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>>568856421
No, I bought it because I was previously an xbone player and was tired of my game crashing.
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so was the only thing hard confirmed more Chinese themed items
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The Ensinofication of Helldivers
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>>568858157
I watched half the video
They kinda teased pistol customs and a Liberty day exo item

I would like a senator scope
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>>568858175
We're bringing in the Chinese to prey upon the Jeets and restore balance to the ecosystem, just like the Australians did with the rabbit population.
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>>568858010
>The devs may even play these games during work hours, as Sean says he regularly sees the team playing magic the gathering and tabletop games from his desk
They'll play the hd2 card game more than their own fucking game
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>>568858291
>pistol customs
Willing to bet Stim pistol will get fucking nothing
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>>568848886
STOP THE NEGATIVE CHINESE REVIEWS, YOU OWE ME. ALL THE TIMES I COULD'VE BANNED CHINESE IPs AND I DIDN'T, I LET YOU PLAY. I'LL GIVE YOU SCs, I'LL GIVE YOU SCs, YOU CAN DO WHATEVER YOU WANT WITH THEM. WARBOUNDS, YOU WANT EM? I'LL SHAPE THEM EXCLUSIVELY WITH CHINESE LOOKING ARMORS AND WEAPONS. WHADDYA WANT JUST TELL ME!! I'LL SUCK DICKS OF CHINESE PLAYERS. PLEASE I'LL DO ANYTHING. YOU WANT ME TO EAT SHIT DURING AH STREAMS? I'LL EAT SHIT DURING AH STREAMS!!!
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>>568858789
The balance team is hard at work balancing their board and card game.
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>>568859512
embarrassing white male coded post
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>>568858291
>They kinda teased pistol customs and a Liberty day exo item
where
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>>568849508
The release of a medium Siege Ready was literally just to please China. Remember the recent review bomb? That was entirely the chinese's doing. AH are trying to garner good will from them because they are one of their largest consumer bases. For that, they ignored medium SR for a year (on the basis that it'd be too OP) but bent the knee when they saw an opportunity to make China happy.
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>do nothing
>win
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>>568859896
I still think it looks so tacky that it comes off as borderline racist
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>>568859587
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>>568859854
I cant navigate bilibili the video has no time stamps
>>568850962(me)
Here's the video
A little more than 5 minutes in I think
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>chinks using the capitalistic mindset and the free market of the West to force their culture upon non-chinks
they really put the jews to shame
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>>568859963
>Be me
>Be China numbah won
>literally never cooperate with other communist countries
>literally incapable of doing anything but produce cheap trash
>AMERICANS LOVE CHEAP TRASH
>Americans willingly sell out themselves and their children's futures to buy more CHEAP TRASH
>Americans buy cheap trash so hard that they borderline reinventing serfdom
>Can do what ever i want now because boomers and millennials wanted their toys so damn bad
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I'm still mad we have twenty different assault rifles when only three or four are meaningfully distinct. Different ammo types should also be a weapon mod, not a whole new weapon.
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>>568859963
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>>568860451
>china commands a massive population of escapism starved drones
>gets corpodrones to bend the knee because OMG LOOK AT THIS HUGE UNTAPPED MARKET
>John Cena here, I am owned by the CCP!
>Oh yes, Xi, we will make sure to cancel the contract of that athlete who said wrongthink about taiwan on air, we apologize, please unblock our sports channels
>india commands a massive population of escapism starved drones
>*crickets*
really makes you think
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>>568861045
Don't worry sar, I've seen many videos of Indians proudly espousing the creation of an Indian AIPAC.
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Fuck (country here)
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>>568860978
why did they ruin Fern?
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>>568843270
>cpu
unreasonable and a poor look at what is to come performance wise even at the top end
>gpu
reasonable, the 3060 is the single most widely used card on pee cee
>ram
hope you guys upgraded before the ai slop-pocalypse
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>>568843814
>nigger sim
this one is the BWC life sim
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>>568861045
This is because china can control their slave drones better than india, if the jeets were to have their own version of the great leap forward, they'd be on par with china right now, it's all about forcing your entire population to commit to a single goal, jeets can't do that because they're too segregated
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>>568843270
Fake asf because this game will have to run on the series X
This shit will be playable on 1660 supers due to how stagnant the console market is
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>>568846606
skillshots are very satisfying
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>>568862328
A GUNSHOT BRIDE
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i love my purple cape that matches fucking nothing and doesnt contrast well
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>>568863178
The IRL version being blue feels like such a spit in the face too
It looks so good :/
The swedes consistently dangle kino just out of reach
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>>568860094
nah they love that shit the same way mexicans love speedy gonzales
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First 4 days of Cyberpakistan was peak.
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>>568863856
peak squad wipe
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>>568863856
It was kinda fun when no one knew the meta so everyone just brought bullshit
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>>568863939
exactly! four lvl 150 niggas struggling to extract. that shit was brutal.
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>>568863856
>pauses liberation rates for 3 days due to chinese hackers
It was shit anon
Vox spam was kinda kino though
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>>568863856
chances of siege mech release when cybersneed 2 electric bogaloo launches?
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I am glad they fucked up the chink cape by making it purple, and if the chinkoids complain and get them to change it to super earth blue I will actually uninstall the game.
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>>568864469
But it being blue would be objectively better.
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>>568854093
Bought at launch, kinda fell off because my PC's shitty 450w power supply was shitting itself. Swallowed my pride and run potato mode now. Former Diligence gamer, now Maxigun and Machete dude.
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>>568854093
We have reached a decent enough sample size to warrant some graphs to try and answer the msot burning questions in /hdg/...
Despite some freaks of nature like "SUPERNATURAL"(>>568855804), with his 103% accuracy (what fucking weapons do you use?) making some results weird, I've added these graphs for your viewing pleasure;
I've also included BRAND NEW (old) DATA! Regarding use of eagles, grenades and melee, so if you were curious how well you employ your bayonets compared to other divers, now (you) can find out!
Furthermore, a formalized MAX and MIN rows have been added, for ease of viewing; have fun!
As usual, the full table of inputs and graphs can be found here https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/e/2PACX-1vTwju_lxQaqwWxhz539ZItDScQQJ12vLSl1WowbS9sIJ1-pXk1gBOs0bIO7LUuSGq6O0mzAK6AeMfik/pubhtml
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>Leandivers are made for...
finish the sentence!
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>>568864541
for chinks, it's permanently compromised by having a chink landmark depicted on it so it being ugly so no one but chinks will wear it is a big plus
I'm surprised they didn't recenter the earth on china too
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>>568864554
sexo
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>>568864596
BotGODS, our response?
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ts tuff?
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>>568864636
LOVING YOU BABY
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>>568864667
Seriously. Putting the landmark on top of the Super Earth thingy just looks extremely out of place.
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>>568864829
Busy and overdesigned like all of the newer capes in the game
SE logo and the sleeves would've been nice
and it might just be me but this is the most brownoid coded Brazilian ass shirt i've ever seen
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lobby doko
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>>568864829
subtle enough and passable, but has too many logos
should have stuck to the smaller ones or the big SE one, not all of them
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>>568865275
It is an official futball jersey so youre not wrong
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>>568864754
>why does the faction with the most amount of heavies and the least amount of chaff have a lower K/D for its autists
gee you tell me
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>Won their MO 1 day ahead of schedule
>Had to pick up the slack from useless bugchasers shitting blood because a tree existed and win the SO
>Besieged 2 worlds
>Now on track to deny the GMs izzat with their voidslop xpac
On your knees and open your mouth. Thats a command from your betters.
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>>568865275
>>568865304
The alt is a tad better
Could lose the chest logos and keep the middle SE icon
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>>568865584
Damn, I'm so happy Gucci Slippers managed to land a job in modelling
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>>568865695
Gucci isnt that handsome
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>>568864541
we already have: 10000 blue capes with various insignia
2.5 purple capes
so let's: add the 10001th blue cape once again so the players are satisfied
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>>568866036
Yes, because there's nothing in-game that matches with purple, unless you deliberately go for contrast.
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>>568864554
so smol
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>>568864829
Looks like an esports shirt
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>>568866813
well yeaj its a jersey
i actually yearn for good HD2 merch but they dont make a lot of good stuff
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>>568865584
Black and Yellow, AH's favorite races.
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>>568864829
>not SE blue
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>>568866876
I genuinely would like them to get a decent writer to write a novel or two wether it be an anthology or maybe something from the perspective of the SEAF, I'd buy that in a heartbeat. Some more figures/statues would be nice as well
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>>568851892
>G-gg-gg-ggg-gooot -aa-aa-aa-a c-cc-c-aa-ase of t-ttt-tt-tt-the s-s-ss-ss-ss-stammers
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>>568866926
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So when can we expect some chinkbNPCs on the Super Destroyer?
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>>568867068
A good book of SE history or in-world battle stories would be excellent
I also want a DK book of machine and alien anatomy like pic related

There's new action figures now but they're pricey for what they are
They're really sitting on a goldmine but do nothing
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>>568828779
I'm pure random because I'm a masochist
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>>568867530
>A good book of SE history or in-world battle stories would be excellent
Never happening.
1. They would have to actually take their setting semi-seriously
2. That requires effort and work
3. Even if they got passed 1 and 2 it would be filled with quirky lol xddd funni satire
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>>568864754
it's simple. less units spawn on bots per patrol, per reinforcement, and per spawner.
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>>568864754
uh bots actually kill you
bugfagginess has little to no real pattern. also
>Higher K/D generally goes with a better kills per-teamkill ratio
so people who kill team kill also just generally suck
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>>568867659
>serious war story for 12 pages
>and then I slipped on a banana and fell down a cliff while bugs ate my legs for 16 hours!!!!!
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>>568867874
>and then he exploded!!!!!
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>>568864754
my cope?
>bug hole
Feed it a fire nade every six seconds/a mine drop/etc, shoot the big ones that don't die with AT. Happens every 5 seconds because every bug is a narc, padding K/D.
>dropships
Spend AT sinking the 5 dropships to eliminate all the chaff or save the AT to deal with Striders and Tanks.

Only Hitler's strongest Rupture Strain Warriors begin to compete with bot lethality pound for pound.
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Moving on to get my second Warbond and thinking of Control Group for the warp thing to grind SC with. What's the average amount of sc per hour with whatever the standard farming method is?
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>>568864596
can we get a squidfagginess correlate to better K/D as well
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>>568867659
Well shit, give me an art book with propaganda art, random SE magazine pages, a look into what daily life as a citizen is like. They could do as much satire as they want
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>bot patrol
11 units
>bug patrol
15-28 units
>squid patrols
30 units

wow how do they have higher k/d ratios????
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people really cant hold their ground against appropriators
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>>568869070
Did they change how resistant they are to explosives or are people continuing to try and kill them with 500kg and not just shooting them dead?
I bring Maxigun every Appropriator mission so I dunno
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>>568869070
Dunno how they can't, they're not particularly hard to kill or anything. While it isn't the best strat, I do love dropping an EMS on them and shredding their arms off with the XMG, it's too goddamn satisfying.
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>>568869416
idk people are just bad at shooting so many little targets and are scared of charging big guys. not to mention plentiful harvesters they are bad at killing
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>>568869070
People try to apply bot logic, bug logic, and normie squid logic to them. You need overwhelming kinetic damage to beat them. Explosive, which is the meta, doesn't do very well but the average pubnigger is too stubborn to stop using explosive meta.
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>>568868825
I will rephrase this:

How long does it take you guys to grind sc for each warbond with the warp thingey?
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>>568869070
the average pubbie thinks light pen and 500kg are enough then cry foul when they get steam rolled
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>>568869808
It varies with luck, but I'd say about 200-250 an hour if spamming d1's efficiently.
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>>568869070
Ever since AH stealth buffed how fast they call in reinforcements and how often the crybabies appear holding your ground on most fronts sucks. Oh you just killed 3 watchers in the span of 5 seconds and prevented enemy reinforcements? Well here's another watcher appearing every 10 seconds. Good luck!
Hell you can't even prevent big reinforcements anymore it seems like to me.. As soon as they start the animation it's over, here comes a breach. But bugs at least come from a point you can focus, squids and bots will spawn literally on top of you. I hate rundivers but AH is pushing everything in that direction.
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>>568869070
This playerbase is extremely retarded, so it's a given they can't deal with the ayy forklifts. Even just the default MMG at max RPM deals with them well enough, but you don't see it as a common pick.
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>>568870050
I see. Not too bad I guess
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>>568870058
Tell me you exclusively use light armour without writing that you exclusively use light armour. And if you seriously needed peel then orbital smoke exists. The game having more shit to fight in a fucking horde shooter is not a bad thing.
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>>568870058
if you was shooting yer gun better instead of running so much it wouldnt be snowballing like this
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>>568870026
My current appropriator loadout is deadeye, warrant, impact nades, eagle strafe, orbital laser, stalwart, and gundog. Siege ready armor for ammo and reloading.

Dead eye is for blasting overseer heads, harvester legs, and mech pilot pods.
Warrant can snipe mech pilots and is good for prioritizing watchers.
Impact nades are mostly for squidships but can kill other things in a pinch
Strafe is general area clearing, mech kills, and harvester shield popping
Orbital laser is for outposts and if there are leftover uses, anti squid drop
Stalwart and gundog are for murderblasting all the chaff robots and beaming down overseers.
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>Most Esteemed, Super Earth High Command.
>I write you to thank you for responding to my Robutt Model replenishment. However, there seems to be a malfunction. One of the Robutts is very small and seemingly ill-suited for combat. Moreover, whenever it walks past a male crew member, it seemingly compels them to emit a loud howling sound and tears to flow from the eyes. The tears blocking their vision is becoming problematic for efficiency. However I see there is no return address for this particular Robutt. Please respond with the utmost urgency to send this back where it came from

>Democracy Officer, Marcus.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RRoP_u_1SpM&t=8s
>USE HEAVY ARMOUR, NIGGA ASS RUNDIVER, USE IT.
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>>568868826
holy FUCK anon
we might be uncovering something BIG here...
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>>568849508
>MeDiUm SiEgE ReAdY SoLd WeLl
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>>568871380
More evidence Arrowhead has no clue what people actually like
>Our game is successful? Wow! People really like our milisim elements!
>Medium Siege Ready was super popular? Wow! people really like Chinese themes!
So braindead. I guess thats what happens when you sniff surstromming fumes
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I've been leveling bad primaries and siege ready is almost required since most of them have awful mag count. That or wear a supplypack but I don't like wearing one just to feed a primary weapon ammo. The talon is number one at shoring up shit primaries and I can't remember the last time I switched off the talon.
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bot or bug

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>>568867452
If they really wanted to appeal to chinks they'd make all the characters more attractive plus lighter skinned
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low diff missions have the highest diff teammates
>>568871259
My waifu mods force me to use light armor
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>>568859896
>That was entirely the chinese's doing
no it wasn't
the bulk of it was in english
the language menu in steam reviews counts all reviews not the recent ones
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what is with these gay ass purple capes they keep shitting at us
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>>568872226
Theyre still mad we ruined their "Epik last stand in Sweden"
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>>568872090
full
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>>568872226
Blue regalia is British and that triggers them
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>>568872565
But the funny hat guards wear red?
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>>568872282
THIS
They still call EoS one of the greatest defenses instead of THE greatest defenses despite it being the one city we actually liberated vs propero city getting raped to death
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>Host game
>D10, squid mechs
>Everyone that joins is a solotranny
Just play in a private lobby at that point. Why the fuck are you here?
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>>568873624
>I am not host!!!
>I can now SOOLOOOO!!!!
>I am good at this game
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>>568873697
You dont even understand what i'm talking about, do you?
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>>568873697
>>568873740
Nevermind. I'm the retard. mb
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>>568873624
this but recently also in /hdg/ lobbies and regardless of faction
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>>568873913
>also in /hdg/ lobbies
kick + namedrop them when they bitch in the thread
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>>568873850
its aight
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>>568874043
>highschool drama
miss me with that shit
keep any issues contained within the lobbies to not feed schizos
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>>568874182
better a schizo than a solotroon ruining my lobbies
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>>568870431
Tell me you're a retarded faggot that can't communicate in anything besides memespeak without responding in memespeak. I literally never use light armor except maybe for blitz.
>Needed peel
No idea what this coon phrase is meant to convey. Ignoring.
>Having more shit to fight
You sound like an orbital napalm retard or AH dev talking out of their ass. The way enemy spawning works in this game is its worst mechanic. A good horde shooter would be giant waves of enemies approaching you, not enemies spawning behind a 4 foot high rock from nowhere and forcing encounters with bullshit malicious coding that amps up the cheese until reinforcements get called, which spawn 5 feet away or on top of you.
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>>568872730
>Billies
>Regal
heeh
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>>568868825
>>568869808
Warp pack is more time-efficient than the exosuit glitch for solo clearing bunkers.
Always bring the FRV and learn to drive it well. Loyalist too, if you have it, but if not learn to throw impacts well enough to flip the rover without blowing it up.
Quickplay until you find a group of randoms farming, it goes much faster with four people and you're wasting your time doing anything else.
AMR, laser cannon, arc thrower, hammer, chainsaw, FRV, and warp pack will all open containers without setting off explosive barrels.
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>>568874774
Those explosive barrels are so hilariously intentionally placed to fuck over the players.
There are rarely ever any enemies that even spawn near enough to be caught in the blast, and even if they did, they would be pulled away from them as soon as they see a player.
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steam://joinlobby/553850/109775242436574488/76561198309824104
BUGS
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>>568864596
For me, it's the De-escalator. The best teamkilling weapon.
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>>568805979
dub me in bossman
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>>568868825
bring halo armour, grenade pistol, impact nades, warp pack and FRV, farm bug D1 maps on grand errant. avoid brood commander missions. most will have POIs spawn in a ring along the outer perimeter of the map.

halo armour lets you see the ? indicating a POI on your compass form further away, GP is for breaking open cargo containers, impacts for unflipping the FRV (throw it nearish, so the shockwave hits the FRV but not the bulk of the damage). race from POI to POI with the FRV, and learn which ones can contain super credit spawns. ignore graves, buried supplies, buried samples, and charger corpses as they never have SC spawns, use warp pack to get into bunkers, some might require crouching to get into.

it takes about 6 to 7 minutes to clear the map and you'll average out to around 3 pickups per mission, or 250 to 300 SC per hour
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>>568875686
>>568875710
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NPC Rape victims this thread has the only people alive that know how to play this game
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>>568875078
>intentionally placed to fuck over the players
This game's entire core design philosophy revolves around intentionally fucking over the players and wasting their time.
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>>568876416
>no napalm barrages
only because it's free rn
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>>568874545
I'm not going to give you the respect of anything but memespeak because your post was total nigger faggotry to begin with. Didn't read the rest of your post past the first sentence, by the way. Eat my shit, nigger.
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>>568876810
>Can't respond with anything but typical 4shit responses.
>Gets annihilated
>N-nigger!
Thanks for confirming you're a typical little npc bitch no deeper than a puddle. You read it all but think claiming you didn't is some kind of internet win. Go develops a personality you twat.
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>>568876416
Lower your tone if you're using more than 3 stratagems
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>Raped male comes back to be raped again
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D10
bug

steam://joinlobby/553850/109775242434082806/76561197999417031

2/4
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>>568878297
3/4
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Why does the Spear lock-on to the very bottom of the large bot fabricators?
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>>568878418
funny
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>>568878418
so AI troopers can throw grenades into it
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>>568878418
because the bottom tastes better than the top
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>>568877598
>dog
>no crutches
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>>568878297
fvll
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>>568869665
>>568870026
>>568870058


>fire main watching you do retarded shit (youre not helping)
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>>568786553
That's better, thank you
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>>568787765
You know what would be great for us slopbond beasts? If AH would get AI to make the slopbonds. That way they could probably put out more than one a month, even when they are away at summer camp
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>>568869070
>>568869416
harvesters and mechs are still immune to explosives. The main HP will take damage from the blast but not any of the other bits. It's real tiresome when some retard drops a 500kg against a shielded harvester and accomplishes nothing beyond popping the shield and teamkilling some allies.
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>Turn off AA
>Game suddenly becomes clearer
At last I truly see
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You guys fucking lied to me about the pacifier vs mech squids. You're getting carried by the teammates rocking guns that actually do damage and do all of the killing.
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>>568880481
doing it wrong
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>>568878418
spite and malice.
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>>568880624
It's a cute trick so long as you're getting carried by your teammates.
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>>568880481
Always said killing enemies is better than stunning them and making it someone else's problem. Maybe stop paying attention to shitter opinions
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>>568870058
Just shoot the watcher.
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>>568880481
>>568881004
What if I told you stunning them makes it easier for people to kill them? Almost like.... this is a 4-player coop game..... woah.....
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>>568881120
it's a 3 player co-op with 1 pacifier-wielding spectator
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>>568880481
I do this then swap to the AMR and blow the pilot away
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>>568878297
3/4
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>watchers almost continuously spawn in eyesight after killing other watchers
Nice faction, fags.
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>>568881248
>Pacifier user stops the charging squid mechs and preventing a scramble and making them easier to kill
Woah....
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>>568878297
2/4
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>>568878297
1/4
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>>568880475
refuse the aliasing jew
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>>568878297
18/24
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>>568878297
3/4
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>>568878297
full
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>>568881432
>pacifier user weeping tears of joy
>they finally managed to stun an enemy
>all it took was three full mags
>meanwhile the rest of the team has killed the entire drop, completed the mission, and extracted
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It really is impressive that you can find people playing this horde shooter complaining about there being too many enemies to shoot at or that said enemies are capable of threatening them. If you want a fucking walking simulator experience then Mixtape is more up your alley.
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>>568878297
>G1
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>>568881896
Burst fire pacifier is enough to stun a mech
Pilot panics enough for you to kill with a strong sidearm or support
Mag dumping isnt the only way to kill some enemies
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havent heard of CGW in a while
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>>568882628
Good, hopefully xhey all roped
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>>568882628
Last I saw the biggest changes were increasing the map size, increasing the number of guard spawns at POIs and objectives, and decreasing the time between enemy reinforcement call-ins.
It looked interesting enough to me, might give it another go. I know the CGW has only been out for a little bit, but I stopped playing right after the first set of balance changes they made to weapons and stratagems.
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>rog ally having issues and isn’t charging
FUCK
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>that moment that you realize that crossplay is on
The other beacon is the nigger's 380.
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>>568882262
It's been dead since the 60 day patch when the retard Alexus buffed the shell's physical impact damage instead of the strength of the fucking explosion. It's sort of ok vs vox engines since they're bulky enough to actually get hit by the damn thing decently often. All of the other heavies are tall spindly things that it will probably miss.
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The mechs are not the primary threat when fighting mechasquids. Instead it's a mix of:
>teammates put attacking watchers at the very bottom of their priorities list
>teammates have never attacked a harvester once in their lives and they're not starting now
>flying oversaars reaching critical masses, and all around just being kind of obnoxious with ablative armor and the way that they flit about with blatant disregard to inertia.
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>>568883017
>tranny throws napalm within range of the squad
listen, I get you wanna kill yourself, but you don't have to involve other people
>>
DOKO
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>>568883017
>either 38 or 42 meters away
>M-M-M-MUH MALICIOUS CODING
minimum safe distance is 65 meters, dumbdumb
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>>568884853
it's actually 50 but whatever
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>Eagle napalm strike
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>>568884946
a shell can land anywhere out to 50 meters from the beacon but the inner radius of the explosion is 10 meters. plus a few extra meters for trajectory dispersion
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>>568884090
>>568884853
No one was hurt. Calm down
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>>568885290
>Malicious_nappy.webm
clearly trying to say it was malicious coding that killed the friendly and almost killed him, not his own failure to respect the danger radius of orbital napalm
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skill issue
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>>568885418
It was malicious because it targeted the teammates. Even then, no one was hurt. Stop sperging out about le random funny death clip #2454135 nigga
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>>568885570
>He didn't thinked fast
ngmi
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>>568885686
>It was malicious because it targeted the teammates.
>stand inside the radius of an artillery strike
>one shell lands near you
this isn't targeting teammates
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>>568885917
>near
>literally headshot T2
>as if barrage targeting priorities weren't extremely well known by now
holy disingenuous
>>
elevate your mind like airplane glue
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>>568881896
>>all it took was three full mags
You dont play the game. I'm not surprised the concept of support is lost on you. You probably think its a cvck thing, dont you?
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>>568886145
>a barrage shell can NEVER directly impact something, ever
stand inside the radius of a barrage and a shell might land on you. it's not malicious fucking coding and shells aren't programmed to home in on players. that's pure schizo imaginings that has never been empirically tested, demonstrated, or proven
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>>568886569
>stand inside the radius of a barrage and a shell might land on you
not even going to read the rest. you dont play the game. come back when you do
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>>568886145
disingenuous is trying to blame the game for your bad throw and ignorance of safe minimum throwing distances for orbitals
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>>568886638
>throw 380 barrage at your feet
>shell lands on your head
>THIS IS ARROWHEADS FAULT >>>:(
okay retard
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>em the barrages dont target you over the enemies
>w-well they do but it's not malicious!!!
folded like a cheap suit
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I'm losing my fucking mind. I've gotten killed 20 times tonight and not ONCE was it due to enemy attacks.
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>>568802960
the liberator family as a whole is my favorite set of weapons. I pretty much always run it when I don't know what else to run. I've admittedly mostly shelved the lib pen since I've gotten better at aiming, and the lib concussive was always sort of situational to straight up useless outside of the predator strain.

>>568821672
Is there a link to all these little animations? I think they're pretty cute, but I've always sucked at finding where they come from.

>>568823931
I yearn for the day they finally fucking fix that shit. I remember how there kept being random importer bugs and the like and they only fixed when the ads stopped working for a few days. Last I heard was that the guy(s?) maintaining the website were MIA so the site is basically dead in the water while still being functional.

>>568825560
I really wish arrowhead would just let us transmog armor. I have literally never changed my approach to combat based on what my team is wearing once the mission actually starts barring that one MO involving the arc thrower where I joined a team of randoms that were all using arc weaponry and arc resistant armor. Divers get covered in so much shit two seconds after deploying that any sort of ability to determine what armor they have drops to near zero unless you're in kissing distance. This isn't a PvP game nor something like TF2 where you need to figure out what team, class, and weapons that someone is. I'm not going to chuck a fire grenade at a helldiver getting double penetrated by two overseers because I seemingly recalled they might possibly be wearing flame armor.

>>568828779
for me it's way easier to play with randoms versus playing with the people in this thread. I've been half tempted to change my steam username to Jane Doe to play missions here then change it back afterwards but then I remembered that there's a "recent players" tab.
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you stupid niggers I wanted the squids to take rirga bay how are we gonna get more squid content if you keep holding off the squid gloom
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>>568870058
Yup, it's dogshit. I don't even bother with squids anymore, too much blatant cheating from the game
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>>568887481
welcome to 4chan friend. now go back and kill yourself
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>>568883562
>>568885917
>>568887174
teamkilling is always funny
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>>568887642
no
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>get tk'd
I sleep
>don't get reinforced for +2 minutes
unironically ragequit
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>>568870058
>Ever since AH stealth buffed how fast they call in reinforcements
got any documentation to back this up?
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>>568886569
the funny thing is we've known they don't target players for years
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JdszYHqeeA4
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>There exist people that just join other peoples game to play a running simulator and avoid any sort of combat in their horde shooter
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>>568888046
tell me when was this video made
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Just tried the VG-70 variable
It really does suck, no exaggerations
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>>568887481
>Is there a link to all these little animations?
Artist is Macanick
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>>568888387
It's not bad, you're using it wrong. Leave it on Auto max RPM and only use Volley for Alphas or Berserkers and Total for lone Hulks/Chargers/Impalers
Use PP if you're weak-wristed, but you shouldn't need it
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>>568888649
The clups are already incredibly small on auto with only 550 RPM. I can't imagine doing 750, fuck that
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>>568889001
>49 rounds is "incredibly small"
that's 4 more than the base liberator mag which is already large for an assault rifle magazine. what do you fucking people even want?
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>>568889001
Bro you need to land your shots. Preferably on weakspots
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Why do watchers make a loud CLANK sound when they die sometimes?
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>>568889170
Get closer and find out
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>>568864596
Good evening.
I hate bots.
There aren't three factions in Helldivers 2 for me. There's only bots and the some fags I smoke on my way back to killing bots.
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>>568889117
>what do you fucking people even want?
An extended or drum mag for it like the liberator has
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>>568889623
you know the liberators extended mag is the default 45 round one, and the drum mag is 60 rounds, only 11 more than what the variable comes with, right?
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>>568889623
For the Variable? What are you going to do with the mag? Improvised butt plug?
>Get me a belt-fed Senator!
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>>568828516
>>568889557
Kill bots behead bots roundhouse kick bots into the concrete slam dunk a borg fetus into the trash can crucify filthy bots defecate into bots fuel launch bots into the sun stir fry bots in a wok toss bots into active volcanoes urinate into bots gas tank judo throw bots into a woodchipper twist bots heads off report bots to the IRS karate chop bots in half curb stomp pregnant borgs trap bots in quicksand crush bots in a trash compactor liquify bots in a vat of acid eat bots dissect borgs exterminate borgs in the gas chamber stomp bot skulls with steel-toed boots cremate bots in the oven lobotomize borgs mandatory abortions for borgs grind borg fetuses in the garbage disposal drown borgs in fried chicken grease vaporize bots with a raygun kick old borgs down the stairs feed borgs to alligators slice bots with katana
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I cannot stop using the Liberator Carbine. It's the most addicting primary weapon in the game.
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>>568890530
it's basically a Stalwart masquerading as a primary, but it doesn't even use up a support weapon slot. It is really good.

>>568889170
audio feedback to know when you actually kill one
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>>568883017
why are there so many double digit levels in hdg suddenly, that guy kept fucking throwing the napalm too close for the rest of the mission and then for the 2nd mission, i don't wanna be the guy who tells them for the first time to watch their gems
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>>568891659
discord tranny tourists
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>>568891659
NTA but I just started playing again after an 8 month break. Bit rude innit
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>>568892184
KYS retard
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>>568892316
I'm not the one with high blood pressure raging in /hdg/
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stop making fun of newcuties - if they stop coming, we run out of people to rape :(
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>>568892184
loook its ok little nigga just watch your gems ok
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>hmg emplacement
>lure mines
>shield relay
feelan cozy in my piss dome
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>>568892785
Based Espi poster
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>>568864596
I'm late and I love mechs
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>>568828001
>>568828516
>>568889557
>>568890275
supertylenol chads, what are your loadouts for spilling so much oil?
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>d5 shitters tell chinks to LTD
kekekekekekek
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>>568893017
i use the Censor, Grenade Pistol, stuns, EATs, Railgun, Jetpack, and 120mm/500kg
initiate patrol fights by, in priority: sniping the war striders, rocket striders if any, slapping the hulk with an eye slot onetap, or lastly a grenade pistol into the gaggle of skinnies. devastator's aren't that dangerous if you have good cover and you can take your time with them.
use EATs and 500kg/120mm to hit bases hard and grenade pistol only to clean up fabs you didn't hit
jetpack to constantly reposition to get optimal angles for railgun
only punch through the flank patrols that are encircling your position. don't punch through the middle, that's how you get surrounded and shot to shit. check your map and flanks to spot the patrol that, if aggroed, has the least fire support from the other patrols.
most people on bots are tards and i don't try to save them anymore, just use them as distractions and bait for my railgun/censor headshots
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>>568893017
Senator
https://youtu.be/pSh-XENBLRQ?si=pr1wI2GcHIbOYeiJ
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a day with zero abrl accidentals is a day i did not dive
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did they reduce sc drops to just 10 per mission or something?
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every day I see my teammate picking the TEAMKILLER 9000 ROCKET LAUNCHER I use the game's kick system.
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>People really cared about this MO when the reward was a ching chang chong cape that doesn't even match with literally any armour in the game.
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>>568894097
No?
Same limit of 9 SC pickups per 50-60 seconds applies.
Lower the difficulty if you want to find more supercredits because higher difficulties give you less SCs pickups.
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>>568894241
>Lower the difficulty if you want to find more supercredits because higher difficulties give you less SCs pickups.
I see, the game is still retarded.
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>>568894270
>The difficulty where they expect you to actually play the game is.... LE LESS VIABLE FOR LE FARM?!?!
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>another episode of chinese player doesn't reinforce or play with the team at all
why do they even play multiplayer
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>>568894836
Impressive mental gymnastics from you to twist such a fundamentally retarded decision into a positive thing
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I'm sorry bros but the squids really are my favorite faction. I just like their mission strucutre and I like fighting the spooky aliens.
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>>568895021
Glazers only have one setting
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>>568894041
Arby and I did reel gud today, even had some iffy burnt teammate gonad hair rescue shots
>I said across their nose, not up it
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>Swede unironically tell chinks to lower the difficulty
TOP KEK
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I really like spore bugs, but I can't really play it on my third world pc because of constant stutter on every breach
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>>568894836
>swiggerlover semantics
>underaged redditbobposting
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>>568895445
>we're working on it
>we'll get around to it
>we're aware of it

THESE NIGGERS DONT DO SHIT
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>>568895445
>We're working on it but have barely started
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>>568888132
>light oxy
>gundoog
>infusion
>shift+w
>OTF
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I haven't played in a bit. Have the swedes:
>Fixed the lumberer's flamethrower
>fixed the pissile constantly swapping back to lockon mode
>fixed climbing
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>>568895761
no
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What's the comfiest way to play this game?
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>>568888132
You're welcome for me destroying that far off outpost in the corner with my orbital laser you ungrateful cretin
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>>568896005
with drugs
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>>568896005
with /hdg/ exclusively

lobby doko
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>>568896005
Resupply backpack is maximum comfy, and there is literally no room for argument.
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>>568894236
>People really cared about this MO when the reward was literally something we get all the time
If anything it was a big FUCK YOU
it's literally the same shit as usual but without medals and people still knelt to the swede because it had a new UI png
Fucking retards man
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lobby steam://joinlobby/553850/109775242458511468/76561198088743
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>>568895761
>fixed the pissile constantly swapping back to lockon mode
warrant does this shit too and i cannot use it because of this
that microsecond of unfucking the gun every time you respawn adds up and i cannot stand it
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>>568896581
Guard dog
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>>568895531
>>568895616
Nuke Sweden.
At least the chicoms got their own specialized dose of this bullshit to keep them agitated
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The game needs some kind of late-game resource sink for samples so that sample collection remains part of the gameplay loop. The DSS is NOT adequate as a resource sink.
>you can dump resources into the DSS, but in practice you effectively contribute fuckall to the DSS skills coming online
>the DSS skills, apart from blockade granting one of the meta boosters for free, are useless
>Eagle teamkill barrage is an outright detriment
>so is free 380 barrages since now idiots who normally know and accept that 380 is useless dogshit now have access to it to be used with wild abandon
>the strategic map effects of the DSS are all completely 100% useless since it is impossible to communicate and herd the blob into activating them in a meta location at the right time.
>in the event that the blob accidentally triggers a DSS strategic ability in a significant location, the izzat farmers will just invent new rules to negate it.
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I don't get it. I play colony maps pretty much all the time and I've already got almost 2k supercreds up on the next warbond.
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>>568896786
2/4
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>>568897084
I refuse to believe that our samples actually go into it
It's 100% joel manually adjusting the timer to be instep with player counts
There's no real math or mechanics behind the GW it's all a spreadsheet they manually update everyday
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>>568897084
I think there should be a bigger DSS for super credits.
The SDSS "Big Brother" that provides a faction wide suppression effect and similarly requires the playerbase to vote on which faction should be suppressed. Also, there should be a constant Star of Peace meter at all times. A similar weapon should be created for each of the other factions to build resource meter for.
Of course, this requires effort, which means it will never happen.
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>>568897458
*Super samples is what I meant, but a supercredit dump could be cool, too, for people just stockpiling credits in anticipation of the next warbond.
Give the SDSS multiple donation options, just like the DSS.
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>>568896786
lobby closed
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CGW solves like most of this shit i'm ngl
It's hard to get invested in something with gay DRM and is a pending C&D but it's there
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>>568896998
I love me a guard dog but having infinite grenades and stims and ammo for every primary/secondary/support weapon is unparalleled comfy
The actual best thing is having someone else use the supply pack so that you can use a guard dog yourself.
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>Some retard starts crashing out on use while the host and I dealt with endless squid mech drops
>Shoots leveller at us
>Misses (fucking how, lmao)
>Shoots another and kills the host and I
>Starts dilating in chat for no reason
>Some time later
>Fighting Terminids on Ackmar
Why am i not surprised.
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Where's the shitty ai interpolation setting they added in the options so I can make sure it's off
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>>568896025
Why does every solotranny have some sort of hero complex
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>>568899169
>>568899169
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