Previous >>568777326>Global Game NewsTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineLink your account to Cygames iDCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_enCurrent Scenario: Make A New Track aka "Trackblazer"Current Rate Up: Inari One (3*), Wedding Curren Chan (3*), Wedding Fine Motion (3*), SSR Haru Urara, SSR Ikuno Dictus, SSR Sakura Chiyono O, SSR Admire VegaCurrent CM: Gemini Cup - Tokyo Turf 1600m Mile/Left/Spring/Sunny/FirmCurrent Event: The Promised Hour>Schedule05/07 - New Legend Races05/10 - Mejiro Palmer (3*), Matikanefukukitaru (SSR), Rice Shower (SSR)05/10 - Taurus Cup - Medium/Left/Spring/Firm/240005/18 - Wedding Curren Chan (3*), Wedding Fine Motion (3*), Haru Urara (SSR), Ikuno Dictus (SSR)05/18 - The Promised Hour Story Event05/28 - Inari One (3*), Admire Vega (SSR), Sakura Chiyono O (SSR)05/31 - Gemini Cup - Mile/Left/Spring/Firm/1600https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Wedding Manhattan Cafe (3*), Wedding Gentildonna (3*)New Scenario "Rasshai! Tracen-ken" announced>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between servers)Starting guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalRace Analysis Tool & CM Datahttps://hakuraku.moe/umalogsMANT Agenda Plannerhttps://uma.guide/agenda-plannerRace Simulatorhttps://umalator.appFind networks if your region is blocked from the gamehttps://www.umavpn.topSeiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUmamusume Birthday Calendarhttps://ウマ娘.攻略.tools/events/birthdayUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyzCustom Stickershttps://schizo.farm/resources/stickersFind borrowshttps://chronogenesis.net/friend_search
Digitan LOVE
40 races, medium/long onlygot cope S with right-handed and summer runner...
WHERE ARE MY SKILLS YOU STUPID MIDGET AIKAWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>568799516kitahara is so lucky
>>568798664>ChaNpions MeetingYeah definitely not AI lmao, can't believe people still commission artists when they are almost 100% getting scammed thanks to AI
>>568799507Brown...good!
>>568799228>AI is using AI to detect AIWhat if AI can also lie about a picture not being AI so it won't be detected. Or tell you a human made art is AI, basically turning you against the artist.
japanese artist having engrish actually proves it is not AI
>568799557Retard
>>568799658Childs fat thighs...
When is cmonly have one ace
>post genuine slop>*crickets*>post good art>armchair critics spring into action
>>568799750when it's obvious, there's no need for debate
>>568799557no, nips call it chan+mi ちゃんみ?, chanpions meeting is a normal mistake a nip would do and makes it look less AI
>>568799750obvious AI stuff isn't as fun to figure out if its AI
cm15, start after breakfast542752515427525154275251
>>568799750This is the worst thing about the slop menaceIt brings out these hall monitors who will jump at any chance to call something AI
>>568799671It's Chanmi of Champions Meeting not Chanpions meeting, literally nobody calls it that, but keep coping and in denial that you're getting scammed every time you buy art if you want.
>>568799832>CM15Bro slow down I'm barely prepared for 14
>>568799832Nyoooo don't make aces so soon you're gonna make me do my runs too
uhmmmmmmmmm CM18 rooms?
/uma/ already has like three guys who spend all day generating and posting zero effort slop
>>568799498>spurt>daring strike>turf S>mile Sthis is perfectly fine you sperg
>>568799870This isn't even the first time here where someone tried dying on this hill of calling real art slop when the source is right there, which is quite concerning.
>>568799953get on it gubby
>>568800038>posting slop on my twitter account means it's human generated
Creek...
>>568798664It's most likely AI assisted and corrected all the flaws manually by hand or updated by hand. While the art is consistent, some parts of of the art, some of the highlighting and shadowing are close to those what AI does. The flag though is very suspicious. Some do look very hand-drawn meanwhile some looks very AI like picrel>>568799557Japs call it "ChaNmi" although if you zoom really hard enough the trophy is on the letter "m" but can be anything since the image is so small to be zoomed enough
>>568800120https://www.pixiv.net/en/users/312420Here's his pixiv too if you want to throw accusations on both accounts.
>>568798664>dirt CMIf the Maya was actually Halloween Maya it's metafaggotry
>>568799557Sometimes I have to wonder about these nonweebs playing a weeb game
My perfect run apparently has 18 RNG checks besides the statlinePink>Mile - 31%>Turf - 17%Green>VC - 26%>KFC - 23%>OC - 30%>BB - 37%White>Left - 20%>Spring - 25%>DD - 33% + hints>PP/WIT - 66%>GW - 49%Hints>Speed Eater>Mile Corner>Front CornerChains>Kitasan>Bourbon>Helios>Helios not fucking upListed out like this it really is an abysmally unlikely scenario. even just the core of GW DD PP SMile and finishing all chains no agemasen is pretty hard to come by. like 10% on the sparks, 5% considering helios is an asshole. I probably only have 5 more runs in me before I start taking falco power and find another legacy.
Okay but I really really really really really really really really really really really really reallyr eally really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really realy really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really realy really really really really really really really really really really really realy really really really really really really really really love Stego.
>>568800550at certain times you find some anons that are very proud and very vocal that they understand zero japanese
>>568800545>next CM is dominator slop againIt's only 2200m I seriously hope you guys don't do this
No one will notice me posting Ichiban
>>568799750Sloppers can't sit still seeing human made art being celebrated
>>568800137>>568800246https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/116680566 https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/116669847I like his older fanarts better. His highlights an shadows were far more consistent.Honestly looks like an artist using AI tools correctly or for convenience. Not like it's fully AI unlike most sloppa so it's still acceptable.>>568800505His main ace is Chiyono so probably
>>568800550uma is unironically JJK normie tier ever since global dropped
>hakuraku only displays 3 characters on multi analysiswtf man I was hoping I could just enter all 9 of my aces via practice rooms and have them fight each other 200 times
I need non-stop post-orgasm torture hell paizuri from inari one
>>568800787nyes
>>568800246>gallery full of CM winners artkino, artist got his niche
>>568800137I appreciate your attempts to argue in good faith but what you have presented is merely conjecture based on blurry background details. You present your opinion, I presented evidence of an artist with a history of commissions you can look through. Your image also provides nothing.
>>568799832>7 fuarking AM>filledWaaaahI only have one (Medium A) Uma semi-ready anyways though...
>>568800787I just wanna sleep spooning her with my free arm grabbing her tit. Bros who have had a gf know this is one of the best things in life.vid unrel but also rel
>>568800872nta but comms are not definite proof, well, not anymore. There have been decent amount of "artists" that were called and caught using AI to provide commissions which is why you'll see some people do background check carefully or very dubious people nowadays, and the other half just randomly pointing at the existence of blurry details. This artist is probably on the safe side, though.
Why are these two roommates
>>568800631bro it's peak ogurislop again I'm bringing triple dominator
>>568800650We love cows here
>>568800706https://x.com/i/status/2048700085966619055>base Mayasovl
Everything has to be gay nowadays. Gay news, gay movies, gay music, gay games. I would be much happier if for the rest of my life I didn't need to see them or acknowledge their existence even once more. It isn't enough that every western ip has lgbt as one of it's core themes, even Japanese gacha with a miniscule fraction of lesbian players has to push it with every single character.
>>568801249even this poster is gay
>>568801107Both made for marriage
>>568800706Yeah this looks a lot less AI to me so it's even more unlikely that he was an unfortunate artists whose art style got imitated by AI and more likely he's using AI to help with his drawings.I can't believe other people can't see the AI tells in the first image that was posted
I saw someone do something like this on twitter and decided to make one myself, realized I don't have Wedding Cesario, or even base Cesario really, and then remembered Hishi Amazon has one. Maya does too but she'd be completely unfitting next to this lineup.
>consistently made SS for long and medium>SOMEHOW can't hit SS anymore for mile>the easiest track Am I actually becoming worse with MANT
>>568801346Sex
I love my trainees so much, too much, but them seeing me completely platonically just because I am a male, gives me unironical mental breakdown. Why does Japan insist on making their male player base suffer?
>look at CM15 track>Pace dont work except coguri>Ends dont work any better than lates>lates dont even have OYL to use>Fronts have late Maruwhat an absolute dogshit track CM15 is. If you dont wanna torture yourself with training Fronts you will need to run like 3 lates and dominator shit without any room for creativity
when is the next CM? I haven't started making anything yet?
>>568801597Fronts get raped by Oguri so it's Lates + Oguri meta.Don't know why you fags are so obsessed with Fronts
>>568799658sex
>>568801597This is why /uma/ should all join me in skipping to CM16...
>>568799832starting!
Hey (You)! Are (You) in need of a comfy A+ club for June? Rare Brick (835612678) will have a few spots for a few lucky anons! Just hit your 25mil monthly, and don't completely flatline unless you already finished. We have:>ohayo stickers (and many more!)>shoe wars at reset (mediums only!)>practice partners and room matches for CM>a safe place to complain about the xoguri and vbourbon menaceReply with your ID or apply in game with /uma/ to become unbricked!
>>568799658non-sexually would lay my head on it and sleep
>>568801710Fronts are and have always been the meta strategy for winning anon. if you atually had some plats you would know this
I love my trainees so much, too much, and them seeing me completely romantically because I am a male, gives me unironical happiness. Why does Japan insist on making their male player base prosper?
>>568801812I have like 10 plats tho
>>568799658would sexually lay my head on it and sleep after sex
is the donna wedding alt limited or whatever like the roiginal
>>568801786>medium shoesNEEEERDS
>>568801962No
>>568799750>posts good art>nobody says anything>posts shitty "art" (made by retarded ningens)>people notice errors
>>568801962it's not that good
this is irritating me
>>568799750>ignore slop>engage with artAnon is retarded
>>568802086It could be worse, I'm stuck with 1 paid carat that I can't get rid of.
chocolate umas...
>>568799750Yes anon deceiving people by using AI for your commissions is worse than being a retarded coomer and posting your obvious AI slop on 4chaan
>>568802146a black mark against your account for all of time
>>568799750The thing is genuine slop is so noticeable it's not even worth arguing if it's one or not.Meanwhile there have been multiple instances of people using AI to get commissions and people falling for it.
>>568801823spechan love
>>568799832Fuck off and stop avatarfagging Umama.
>>568802253and sex
>>568802162Extremely sexy tummy
>>568799832TTL loves whiffing for whatever reasonthanks for joining
>>568799832all these debuffs firing......
>>568802146it's literally over for you until you empty your free carat and start over
>>568802294he's making fun of V by stealing Ayabe from him, retard.
>>568801710>>568802382Uhhh where is this nonny now..?
>>568800613Stego cute.
>>568802294>>568802407kys samefag V
>>568802432Cute Journey
>champions league finals in less than 4 hours
>>568802391tbf my dom didn't fire off, which is why I want an end rudolf so there's a little more extra time
>>568802646>>568801450>>568800650>>568801189
>>568802201There is no deception, just conceited idiots who can't differentiate a well made drawing from slop.
>>568802705I thought you were talking about the Champions meeting
>>568799257kingu is 1st place in my heart and that's all that matters
And that's a glue
>>568802784Shinryaku Umamusume!
>>568802880Your cocks?
>>568802705The funny thing about the finals is that there will be riots afterwards
Every time I try to do more than bare minimum I'm reminded I'm too dumb for this game because reading the guides has the info just go straight over my head. I still don't know how to make proper parents outside of fishing for white skills that I need when the run is over. I can get double circle compatibility on two Uma and inherit like 18 skills or I can get double circle compatibility and only inherit 5 during inspirations, even with both running the exact same races.
>>568802917Nyo
DID YOU KNOW THAT IN UMA MUSUMEthat's not fans you're gainingthat's the prize money for the race
Here is your CM15 ace bwo.
As punishment for not getting mile S, i subject my trainee to 60 races in a row with no break
im sorry danchvdthis is my first time flatlining for a few daysmy other game has a fun event
>>568801189Daiwa has won the most tickets for me by a wide margin. I think at one point she won 4 tickets in the span of 7 runs.
>>568802917Mine is too small ; (
>>568802943Guides never include the most important step, praying to Shiraoki-sama after every 7 training days and every 7 races
>sleep deprived>sleep deprivedAll of my runs today are dogshit what the fuck
>3 0.25 inheritsI LOVE MANT parents
>>568803175>resting
>>568803020my CM15 team
>>568803090Uhhh, towels shouldn't be worn in the onsen! That's disrespecting the culture! Take it off, take it off now!
>forza won't let me ctrl/paste word in game>completely blocked from searching non-english vinylsthis is so gay
>>568803217Me in the middle getting jerked off by those 2 kids.
ayabby!
>>568803212pls andastd my wit cards are on speed and guts for some reason
>>568803264Grok can read websites, you can paste multiple archive threads and it will give you a rundown
>>568803313ayaber
>>568803265just install a japanese keyboard on your pc? it takes 5 seconds
Basic Brunette Bitch
>>568803326I don't think I need to do that since it scans websites by itself and is referencing posts/threads in the reply it gave me.I'll tell it to look at the archived threads and see if it changes answers
>>568803494I said it because LLMs love to make up shit that sounds plausible for your to believe, the more specific you are the best answers you get.
>>568803534i'll kiss your womb with my PHALLUS
>>568803265when is /uma/ gonna cruise in Forza
>>568803601me next?
Ehhh? You're still a kissless virgin? At your age?Forgot my image
>>568803675Last time I kissed a boy was a couple of months ago, years for a girl.
>>568803562I'm too lazy to do that desu the answer didn't really change much when I asked Grok to look at the archived threads so you're probably right
23...yes...
>>568803645round
SAY HER NAME
>>568803217Thinking of unironically doing this except with Tamamo instead of D*gitan 3 Takarazuka winners
>>568803675Yeah...
>>568803675To waste one's time with sex or kissing when they could be training umas is the greatest folly one can make
>>568803675Dia would help me solve that problem.
>>568803747MJ
>>568803675Dia's mom took my first
Post a picture of your team rank score
>>568803675I'm pretty sure Dia would help with that
>>568803889No, I don't think I will.
>>568803889
>next CM is right handedI'll be waiting for you, Satono Demon.
How the fuck do you fags have cm15 aces already? Are you literally just reusing the oguri KWAB + double dom slop from cm 12?
>actually finished with my borrows>dunno what to do next
>>568803675Dia stole my virginity!!! Give it BACK
>>568800505fronts aren't meta in JP anymore though? I was told pace is overwhelmingly strong now compared to all other styles.
>>568803972They are meta on Dirt
>>568803954sex with the robot
>>568803947I don't need to do 500 runs to get something good
>>568803947yeah except I don't have oguri
>>568803889Dozo
>>568803972front Maya is still raping everyone tho???
>>568800610>Helios is an assholewhat is she doing to make you say this?
>>568804109her card is agemasen
Dia got my cock hard
>>568804053interesting, post aces?
>>568804191>>568802382
>>568804029>10 sparks just to get Catyano to be a filthy dirternot sure if that's worth it, desu
>>568803747Pay Your Taxes
Procreate
i don't get it was the real horse friends with the trainer irl?what's going on here cygaymes
>>568804248>dd pp gw alreadygoddamn I kneel, how does one do it?
>CM 15 spurt starts during a downhillDetermined Descent good?
>>568804285I love my beautiful wife Tachyon
>>568804169thought you were talking about her SR version, didn't even know she had an SSR out, looks like great hints but a shit card, probably the best source for Escape, though. yuck
>>568804339The real horse and trainer pair umapyoi'd after an extended period of just being friends
>>568804315alright
whats good in cm15 hakuraku doesn't have data yet and i dont want to think
Thank you game. I'm training for end closer very useful
>>568804351Yeah its good for watching your uma take a determined descent down the placement ladder as xOguris pass by
>>568804351dunno if you wanna spend SP on a gold gamble accel
>>568804349kawakami is giga underrated, eliminates one rng aspect of front running for free. then it's all about getting dd from race hints (or inspo), same with gw90% of the game starts with a good borrow that has decent inheritence numbers
Speaking of aces, didn't know that this feature exist till today. Same with seeing who used your uma as a practice partner, both can be found on the share button that looks green.
>>568804601staple cygames' twitter gimmick
>>568804601what the fuck they ruined the text alignment
>>568804601You can also do the same when hosting lobbies. It's a feature never been used sadly since it's bothersome
>>568804601>seeing who used your uma as a practice partnerYou can see that? I'm never saving practice partners from uma ever again how embarrassing.
>>568804349Just like what >>568804554 has said, kawakami/falco power gives golden prudent and you pray for dd during races while use inheritance/falco power for groundwork. Ngl an insane piggy front deck would be kawakami-helios-falco kinda slaps.
>>568804723too late bitchI saw you borrowing my Bobo 20 times in CM13
>>568804501the same as CM13, with different track conditionsso fronts may need to be rebuilt, others can be reused
>>568804723I sais used, not saved. So if you raced with em as practice partners (I'm looking at you, sore CM loser) you just embarassed yourself hard.
>>568804843oops i mean CM12it's xoguri and front playground, with dominator debuffs
>>568804501xoguri on tier 0fronts and dober on tier 1 everyone else sucks. spam doms.
>>568804601wtf my Ace is a slut
>>568804501same old
I want to go on a date with my trainee...
>>568804694I did use it once , it is cumbersome with cm rooms but maybe on special races I will do so.
>>568804831I just wanted you to notice me so we can date
Why did they name a horse Mr. C.B. though
>>568804843What about the Hog does she need to be remade?
>>568805065Mr. (Name of Farm)
>>568805093You have to remove u=ma2
>>568805093no
>>568805093I'll remade her insides and cook up a child, call it the XSHog.
>>568804625KissesMultiple kisses in fact
>>568805097I almost thought it was something bad kek
>>568804315making mini clones of my wife
In progress:https://jiggie.fun/33_O4Hhttps://jiggie.fun/33_O4H
No kissing trainees.Deny all kissing attempts by trainees.
>>568805369Someone please pass this message to Nishino Flower
Kissies?
I'm going to give slobbering sloppy kisses to Digitan
>>568805467Later
i'm about to step outside for the first time in 10 yearswhich uma is for me
jarvis? turn on ze gas lights
>>568805505Cute erotic tummy
I room called a Japanese house cleaning service and my american trainee Grass Wonder showed up and now what do I!?
>>568805301Cock and Ball Torture
>>568805560After intentionally skipping FineMo, I'll intentionally skip Tachyon next because I hate myself and I'm autistic (frontfag)
>>568805560>gas lightsAnd it's the reasonable thing to do.
>>568805560>almost 2 hoursholy yappers
>>568805467I really like Dia's "kisses"
Would digitan make a good wife?
>>568805693when will we get holy yeppers..
>want to make a debuffer>all good debuffer parents are grass wonder>rudolf can't use her own card and has a heavy career to do on unityI don't want to play Tachyon she hates me
>>568805765Uhhhhhhhh.....
>>568805765bf and me
>>568805765Of course the pixiv link is dead
>>568805765I look like that brown skinned chad but I'm fat and hairy
>>568805765That is me fingering her
>>568805765why does he look like hes made of sand
i like ayaybers
>>568805819>"""""debuffer parents"""""For what reason? You want groundwork in there or something? lmao
>>568805779yeppers nailed on a cross event soon
>>568805819Why Unity for a debuffer?
>>568805765that's me and my german wife
>>568805939debuff skills anon>>568805961it's easier
>>568805843I'm the bf
>>568805765Everyone who replied to this post has to run her as ace on CM15 btw. I WILL be checking.
>>568805980>>568805843Faceless rapeman chadbros...
ayabe more like gayabe lol
>>568805693It's pretty obvious that they are just trying to get more views with clickbait and extending it as long as possible for adverts
>>568805724
>>568806113Jokes on you I don't have her
>>568806131GOTTTTEEEEMMMMM
>>568805984?>air groove for hesitant end>sunday for hesitant front and pace>muteki for hesitant late>rudolf for subdued everything>sweep for lone wolf disablewhat would you need an inherit for
>>568806154more likely it's a lazy stream dump where he has a couple points at best and the rest is spent stuttering, on tangents, or bouncing off chat
>>568806131hehe
>>568806113Should've checked the past few CMs too, radio silence.
Tachyon armpits
>>568806241I assume you have made debuffers in the past and know how annoying it is to get hints. A dedicated debuffer parents makes the grind much much easier.
i feel like tachy wouldn't shave her pits as it wouldn't be worth the time to her
I don't want to use debuffers for CM15, but it will be the only way for my non-meta oshi to win
stop making excusesjust do it
God I wish I was a shota being groomed by her.
>>568805724>>568806184why is she like this???
>>568806383AHEM
Where is my boyfriend
>>568805765
>>568806563Using her body to her advantage
>>568806612Yuck, what an ugly bitch
I'm just going to recycle my dominators for the second timegold ship again too but have to remake because firm cunt menace is brick this time
Rice HATE
>>568806582Are you a girl?
why would anyone need to rebuild debuffers? can't you just recycle them? They're almost exclusively used in mediums, so recycling seems easywhat am I missing here
>>568806746Huh? It's bad this CM?
all of you just repeat the same jokes over and over
>>568806779I hate this.
Rice LOVE
>>568806852>asking this on /uma/
Snap her leg in half
>>568806889track condition is good this time isn't it? good means bad
>>568806889nta but yeah. XOguri is even MORE dominant next CM
>>568806917
>>568806917RICE LOVE!
>>568806678no one would literally care for this bitch uma if it wasn't for Orfevre (can't say about the real horse) now go ahead and kneel
>>568806917Rice Villain
>>568806889they're talking about next CM, anonwhich is another XOguri/double dominator shitfest
>>568804256We are already doing it with Falco and now there's aptitude white sparks so it's even easier
>>568807076Kneel on this
JP side of umamusume will die within next 2 years
>>568807105Rice HERO
>>568807076Orfevre is too gorgeous
>>568807126'ate this 2nd rate jobber so much she's too hateful
>genshinfevre
>>568807220Sex with Rice umanko
>2% failure right before kikuka shofuck this game
>>568807310hey fuck you that's too far
>>568807321
XOguri spooked mehow do I claim my free win for cm15
>RICE shower>eats breadsany other umas that LIE to me?
blood sucking villain
>>568807310Bro, I agree with you but don't say that
It's Rice!
>>568807563damn those hips...
>>568807310>mihomo bourbon
Yay!! Early good night friends!!
I think Rice SUCKS (figuratively)
>>568807636and literally
>>568807491It's not real blood...
Now that half of MANT is beyond us, to Finemo skippers do you regret it? How about the Finemo rollers, was it worth it?
Rice Shower? Yeah, showin 'er tits
>>568807705happy i skipped super overrated card
>>568807563CUTE!
Ass Wonder with her American reared rear end!
>>568807705>to Finemo skippers do you regret iti'm more regretting skipping the natie ssr, since the umas i like training are lates apart from natie herself
Post Windy's wide hips
>>568807705>Finemo skippers do you regret itNo, I think I made the right decision. 3/3 MANT plats and I'm pretty certain I'll make it to Group A Finals for the remaining 3
>>568807705i would have probably quit the game if I didnt have this card mlbd FUCK m*nt
>>568807705It was 100% worth it yesAlso I wish I had CB too because seeing how my Digitan can get 1000+ wit easily with only z wit is great
>>568807586my boss on her way to pay me
>>568807807I want to sniff Grass bloomers
>>568807116>aptitude white sparkswhat?explain before I get a premature erection
Ass Wonder
grass wonder is a stallion, she doesnt wear bloomers
grass doesn't have that big of an ass
>>568808039white spark versions for the pinks. exactly what you're imagining right now
>>568808039If your parents have 6*+ pinks of a certain aptitude it can become a white sparkIf they have 12* it's even guarranteed
>>568808014>>568808119>>568807807It'd be so fucking damp and smelly from her ass sweat...
Rice and Grass shared the shame jockey Matoba
>>568807705I don't regret it, I couldn't have sparked KSB and Ardan if I'd dumped 60k into the Finemo banner. Perma-borrowing her does suck though. Just six more months till Ramonu though, and if I luckshit 4 copies when I dump into SMaru banner, I won't complain
how do you make ayabe good for this CM? I join 10 rooms and never pass top 6
Stop posting my ass
>>568808180I need to tease her tummy
>>568808214get tracen cheer and daring strike
>>568808214>pump>no cheer king ult
>>568808264Why?
>>568808093>>568808179
>>568807705I wouldn't have gotten 3LB Kawakami i I didn't roll for Finem, sure its also 3LB but together they're 15RB so my deck just works. Absolutely worth it.
>>568808214>Sturm und Drangplease stop taking this "if losing, lose" shitass skill
>>568807837
>>568808214Need more guts
>>568808180this is so insanely good
>>568808321it's beautiful
>>568808393
>>568808367nice
>>5688077050 regrets, can't imagine playing MANT without her now and she gave me 3 plats so far.
Reminder that Dober, akebono, Kawakami, Rice, dickus, urara, scarlet, vodka, aston machan, seiun sky, vivlos, verxina, air messiah, daring heart, rhein kraft, dog onepiece gran alegia and Dia will NEVER EVER have a wedding alt in the game and are thus ineligible to get married to (You)
>>568808502I'll have premarital sex with them
I have a need to be smothered by big uma titties
i'm going to sleep. Next uma posted is my wife.
>>568808214Her ult literally does nothing this CM because you cannot reach that top speed in time. Her ult starts on the last straight, and that same straight you only started accelerating. Last CM was perfect for her because her ult starts when she is already at top speed and it acts like a homestretch haste on steroids
>>568808561
>>568808502I only need Donna wife. Besides, imagine wifing Kawakami, what are you a faggot?
>>568808449
I am happily married to my trainee. Hope other anons will be with theirs as well
>>568808502honorary alt
>>568808614dont shay that!!!
>>568808614Are incapable of enjoying something without putting someone else down, you retarded faggot?
>>568808308who kick out ogurin or ryan ult? i have to train my own king tho>>568808363is that bad?>>568808390I can try, but my two guts card are kinda bad is just haru and yukino
>>568808794Sillius is based?
>>568808794I just want to poke fun at the 5head, it's called teasing
>>568808614This is a falseflag post by Verxina.
>>568808393So beautiful I'd take a BITE of it
>>568808548thistheir asses is okay too.
>>568808830Borrow King anon, don't grind parents this late. Sturm is bad. Also ignore the anon telling you to gutsmaxx, it requires a stupid highroll to be viable.
>>568808830Ryan's ult is shit next cm gwo
>>568808910Blow it out of your ass.
>>568809025rude
>>568808502I don't need a corporate approved alt to wife an uma
>>568808976>>568809012ok, use oguri & king. but what pwr cards if decide to ignore guts?
Yukino BITCHIN
>>568808728very cute friends
>>568809128Curren taught her those words I hate Curren
>>568809114Helios for 10RB, ramp up, slipstream and mile corner hints.
>>568809114Helios and Hishiama
I can fix SiL!
>>568809161
>>568809363there is nothing to fix
>>568807705No regrets yet getting it MLB'ed as F2P
>>568809363Fixing SiL by making her fat!
>>568809363But she is perfect
>>568809363she's the one fixing you
>>568808502who the fuck is clamoring for se*un sky and d*gber to be their wives?
oguri plap as in fuck
I can sex SiL!
>>568809363I can make her worse
>>568809551Yeah
>>568809549Me.
>>568809551said no one ever, Spe is more fuckable compared to Oguri
Curren is an evil succubus
>>568809786Great artist.
Curren banner is overno need to shill her anymore
>>568809882Very true!
Is this doable for Tenno Sho spring? Rival is MARVELOUS. No heals except for glittering star
>>568809941no
>>568809917did you get her>>568809941end? surelate? ehhhh, firm conditions sunny day great mood? yeah
>>568809882>>568809786With bodies like that it's no surprise they can easily rape their trainers
>>568809941I wouldn't
>>568809941With some clocks on late, maybe
>>568809363???Name something that Still needs to fix
>>568809941run late and pray. either you win or you give up on the epithet anyway>>568810002end uses more stamina than late
>>568810064what if she gets a boobjob she needs big boobs
>>568810002I got Finemo from cheeky 10 pull and bail
>>568810064SUCH A FLAT CHEST
>>568810110naizuri is ok too
>>568809989>>568810002>>568810020>>568810059>>568810091YOLO'd with late. I think I only won because Marvy jobbed she had more stamina and guts than me also running as late
>>568810064My semen not being in her womb
>>568810043Time to make mini cafes
your pulls are not cheeky
>>568808614>I only need Donna wifebased as fuck>imagine wifing KawakamiNOT BASED AT ALL LOOK HOW CUTE SHE IS YOU FUCKING FAGGOT NOW REPENT AND DO HOMAGE
Still is Cute
KWABakami princess
Kawakami a cute
>>568810320sorry her face ruins it, Pearl looks better than her desu
>>568810064umas that don’t need fixing:SiL, Calstone, Journey, Cafe, Gold Ship, Kris, Brian, Duramente
>>568810295What if I pull on these cheekys?
>>568809363she's literally perfect thoughif you hear me screaming, either>that's not meor>don't come help
>>568810064She's way too horny
I know a couple toreinas who can rock this fit.
Rape isn't funny. Being raped as a man isn't fun.
>>568807608Kill yourself already tranny
>>568810519i love horny women
orenjis
>ctrl+F tranny>1/1So it starts
>>568810064Her craziness really lets her avoid all the flatposting
>ctrl+F tranny>1/2So it starts
I hate burgerschizos
you will now remember Iron Will sensei
>1098 clocks left>fell below the 1100 clocks lineI hate mant so fucking much
Grim
my tummy horts
Left or right?
>>568810809mmm cute ningen...
>>568810809stupid ningen clocks only work if you failed
>>568810845
Well it's been a nice gooner and comfyhours. See in you jiggie bwos
>>568810886Right. Hishiama is forgettable and even her wedding alt couldn’t save her
>>568799658nnnhhhggg I'm a thirsty little flower, you need to water me, you need to use your pee...
>>568810947It's still comfy on my screen
>>568811037Nishino would NOT say this
secret to long life?don't die
>>568810947fuck off jigger drama faggot
>>568811147Doto...
>>568810947yeah jiggies are nice. I regret not joining it sooner
26 pills to take todaynext time someone tells me to take my meds im killing them
Jong room?
>>568810947I'm eating dinner and will go to sleep after reset, need to request shoes. Comfyhours before bed is the best. It's almost 10 am how does this work.
>ctrl+F burger>1/1So it starts
Which uma are you looking forward the most lil man
thoughts?
>>568810947It's funnier when it tries to go to jiggie to stir shit only to get kicked kek
>>568811306Saggy burgers
Every hour could be comfy if you faggots just behaved
16 hours and 6 minutes
>>568811313I'm 5'9 (179cm) so I'm not short but I'm just waiting for Laurel
>>568811313I'm not little I'm 180cm
>>568811313Journey>>568811329Perfect
>>568811313Marvelous
>>568811371An orangeposter basically already proved that's impossible. He succeeded in ruining threads with simple no effort baits >>568671308>>568672426>>568672673
>>568811432Kitaposter is at rape height
>>568811329Flat Journey...
>>568811432>5'9>not short
>>568811506there is such a thing as too big
>>568811506now imagine those tits on this woman >>568810064
>>568811313Im 6'4 with a BWC and Orfevre
>>568810845lmao yikes rare brick does almost better and they're 29/30
>>568811531I told everyone that Fuku is the true villain and nobody believed me
>>568811531>orangefaggot actively tried to make the thread worseThere's another reason not to trust them
people under 6ft don't have human rights
>>568811531why would mambo danchou do this
>>568811313Yeppers.
>>568811595Still is cuter when she's flat
>>568811313
>V is running damage control already Where are my comfy hours
>>568811313Aichan long term.Short term, Yukino Yeppers.
>>568811573WRONG
Rickey's smear campaign right before her banner btw
you wouldn't have sex with kitasan
>>568811313Aston Machan in like 3.5 months.
stupid sexy tamachud
>>568811531First they kick Mambodanchou then they kick the threads. EVIL.
>>568811815true
>>568811803
>>568811547>her weight starts with 2
This is the first time hear about people caring about yeppers at all
>>568811815artists exaggerate her tits like there's no tomorrow
there is no comfy hours during weekendsit's free-for-all
>>568811834This would be better if the clothes were too big for Tama.
>>568811892is this true?do you have proof?
>>568811860Good
>>568811815what did Kitasan mean by this
Ir*sh uma...
>>568811313twin taabo, because us 5'11 manlets never give up
>>568807705>regretI won't lie, it would have been much better if I rolled, but I am still quite happy right now with my favourite umas, so no regrets6 CM wins and 5 plats strong as an S+ warrior
>>568811815Kitasan would have sex with anyone if they asked nicely enough
>>568811927there ARE no comfy hourshours is plural so you need the verb to reflect that
>>5688120285'10-5'11 is a bitter sweet height to have, tall enough for women and manlets but come shorter than the tall guys.
>>568811547>hefty claim
>fineretard shows uppack it up
>>568812230I'll just assumw this is NTS sex and cum my brains out
>>568812230saggy
>>568812142I'm 5'11 and honestly like it now that I'm older. Since I still have all my hair and regularly exercise I can do well enough if I feel like it. I've found most women don't care that much about height if you're not under 5'10. Plus pants are easy to find in my size
>>568810886Lefti just love latinas
>>568811313u-um... 178cm isn't little...
>>568811398
i fucking hate building long umas...how the fuck am i supposed to get enough power for niigata without power cards?!?!?!
>>568812142I'm 5'10 and most men (and some women) are taller than me....
>>568812361I know kid... I know...
>>568812285I will NOT forget thatI'll cheerish that moment, make it printed in my mindBecause i LOVE big FAT SAGGY tiddies!
is 17cm little
>>568812361>>568812481lmao look at these shortiest. 179cm (king of manlets)
>>568812131okay mister grammar police
why did (((they))) put the round number of feet just above the average male height? The world would have been better if 6 feet was a little less, so that the cutoff was easier to meet.
>>568812512hold the fuck up that's not Yaeno...
>cm
>>568812645dober toes in my mouth
>>568811531>look at this brilliant social experiment *shits up the thread*>if I can do it anyone can haha I guess bro
>>568810320I love Genti AND Kawakami too. I don't get it either. Kawakami is super duper cute and ero and born from a first rate parent. But I've been surprised by less.>>568811313165cm got that right. And Genti, it's gonna' be a loooooong wait.
>>568812769sorry Taiki but in Tracen we use meters
>>568811892wdym
>>568812769I want to kiss this cute foreigner and whisper metric units into her ear while we're hugging (and kissing)
>>568812512Rape that slut Oguri.
>>568811531>if I ruin the thread the thread gets ruinedWoah the IQ of oranj is truly impressive
>>568812917you can't post that on a blue board
>>568812982I'll allow it
>>568811313Zenno Rob RoyHishi MiracleDream JourneyChrono Genesis
Not all orangeposters are evil...
>>568812512why is oguri so tall, is she a prince character?
>>568812917
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/RaUyRZKzK28
>>568812919death by taiki's ample breasts is my chosen way to die
>>568811313>160cmnot telling you, because i don't want to embarass the uma i want
>>568813140
>>5688130297 and it is shiraoki's verdict
>>568813029not all orangeposters, but always a orangeposter
>>568812065Kitasan is not a slut
>>568813043She's 167cm.Super Creek is the tallest in this image at 168cm.
5 burrows is all it takes
>>568813249Doto would not say this
>>568813323But she's kind enough to be taken advantage of
>>568812065Kitasan only fucks mares that are able to pay his high stud fee.
it is a new daythe worst day since yesterdayand the worst until tomorrow
>>568813421Now this is a slut
It's a new day!
>>568813029You have receipts and of those is kicking Mambocho
Can I have a smooch
>>568813504Sorry too sleepy to make out with you right now maybe next time
fuck the new day. none of my support cards went to speed enough to scale speed+power for the make debut and niigata
>7 shoes spotted>only got 2
>>568813518I do this
>>568813597THIS BUT 1
>4 players>x630I still don't understand how these numbers work
>>568813597You won't win races if you're this slow
>>568813805fuck you falco, you whore
>>568813592Kiss me instead in front of him
>>568812512why is my pure wife Ardan holding her choco box like it's a huge dick?
>>568813805i swear it's average...
>>568813805Is she mocking me?
>>568813786must be a single guy spamming runs/sweepying
my past 3 paid pulls have been a 3* on Inaris banner, what the fuck? Is it safe to post pull history?
>>568812512HOLY The curves on Super Creek are INSANE
I'm doing it. Fuck you cyniggers for even thinking about making this braindead scenario
>>568814136I don't get it
I stole Black Myth Wukong and I'm not liking it that much so far. Stellar Blade was better
ALWAYS DO YOUR DAILY PULLS BROS
>>568814217chink games are never good
total sweeper death when?
>>568814236>shit cardlet’s not do that
>>568813805koreanbwos... don't look
>>568814170>200 clovers = 1 ticket = 150 carats>30 clovers = 1 clock = 10 carats>200 clovers = 6.66 clocks = 66.66 caratsthat's a bad investment, torena-san
Sweepy?
>>568814217wuxiaslop is shit
>>568814642okay but maybe he's not broke? have you thought about that? didn't think so!
>>568814726Be my sugar daddy then
>>568807216
3 careers90 TP+0 fansThe MANT experience
>>568814726kiss me yanko
>>568811531Had a feeling it was a different one during the SEAhours though still is funny how he actually ruined the threads with those repeated lines
>>568814938you can't do thatwhat about danchou's feeling?
>>568814236my man unless you have 90k in stash why would you ever pull on this banner?
>>568814938debutlet....
>>568814726If you have 0 clocks you can use 10 carats instead
>there are actually virgins hereJust lift and start having maladaptive daydreams about being an anime protagonist. If you actually like the way you look it'll bleed over into real life. This feeling is what normalslime refer to as confidence.
>>568808261what are you gonna do, take it out on el?
>>568814236100 days of daily pulls to get an average of 3 completely random cardsOR5k paid carats at once to get a MINIMUM of 3 cards from a pool of 10 that you decide
mihonhonbonbon
An uma would be totally out of luck if her assigned trainer was a fat balding old man instead of a ikemen...
>>568815085this too, clocks are never an actual issue
>>568815146only works if you're tall and have a big dick
>>568815146don't care 3D women are disgusting
>>568799257Are we not even getting to 28k this week damn 25k by the end of MANT might be real.15k by November when GTA 6 is out
im gonna do a ura mcqueen run sorry danchou....
>>568808502I am Kawakami's prince and she has a wedding dress card because we already got married and she doesn't want to sully her lovely gown full of memories so suck it
I missed the porn again!
>>568810421HOW ABOUT SHE REARRANGES YOUR FACE, BITCH?
time for 5 more failed ace runs
Isn't Machan a bit of a fatty?
>>568815306Give me carats then
>>568811137she just did... don't just dismiss her journey of sexual self-discovery.
maruzensky_thumbs_up.jpeg
>slopconsider suicide
I can't believe we have retards that were not happy enough with Steam charts player numbers autism and moved on to Team Trials retention line player numbers auitism instead
>>568815478Man a whole wave of trainers I know are burning out around the same timeit's like we're all feeling the death knell of this game, and it's sad, you wait long enough for something you're passionate about to be better, and eventually love/hate turns to apathy. There's no recovering from apathy, that's donevillewe can bicker all we want about sweepers and CM teams and gaslights and whale decks and whatever but ultimately it's meaningless if no one cares anymore because the game never updated
>>568815478>807kSTOP THE COUNT
Running in this outfit is so scandalous
>>568811398I want the digitan baby to win
*falls onto the thread*OHAMILE
>>568815064Danchou can suck on my big fat hypothetical cock
>>568803675Maybe. How did she know?
any reason for not stacking prafits?
>thought my casino suspension was lifted today>it's actually tomorrowfuarkkk
>>568813140>that little shoulder wiggle
>>568816109don't say that...
>>568816340I HATE CURREN
>search /uma in the catalogue>it's been filtered for a few days now>MANT Agenda Planner https://uma.guide/ah that's why
Do you guys really have aces for cm 15? I don't have parents yet for this CM...
>>568816471My aces for CM15 is called Triple Dom Not even bothering for that shit
Tamamo moment
brewin up some slop, throw parsley on top. I require resources for the runs.
>>568816467god she is so cute aaaaaaaaaaaaa
>tell sweepy to stop so I can do I my daily>sweepy reactivates herself and starts wrestling with me for control>have to shutdown command prompt for her to finally stopis sweepy sentient?
>>568814506>gives you 60 stamina during events>shit card
Ningenpyoi with Blast Onepiece.
Is there anywhere I can check what sashes and how many of them an uma is going to need for their potentials? I'm close to unlocking Taiki.
>>568816703>still using sweepy when there is better alternatives
>catches the bouquet in a uma x man wedding >"I hope I am the one throwing the bouquet soon!"How are we feeling about the new marriage propaganda (complementary)?
>>568816448Fix it in the next bake
>uhuhuh heheh im so le smart im nyoooot bothering with cm15 gfwoooo im sending in my 3 debooofers im le getting into le b finals and then calling it a day geuh belieb it xddd nyoooot doing gwoguri slwop>actually participates anyway
>>568799516Isn't he like nearly 50 in cingrayIf he marries her when she's 18 she's going to be like 50 or 60 herself when he dies and then what
>>568816837I'm no baker, and people refused to notice or fix it for days now. High chance being that the moment I or someone else fixes it, the schizo changes it right back.
>>568816832increase the dosage
>>568816832blast onepiece makes me hornyis it because she's an umamusume?
>>568816759gametorah
>>568816832taiki so good they made taiki2
>>568816832I am curious as to how they'll sterilize this when it comes to global
>>568816841i say this and i look like this
>>568816932This thread is exhausting.
>>568816932You're the schizo for seething so much about a random sloptuber that doesn't know you exist and will likely never interact with you in your entire life that you filtered the name of a website he was partially involved in building
>>568816832female human x uma btw :=)
>>568814083
>>568816832onepiece (wanko)wankomanko
>>568816964She makes you horny because she is a woman who genuinely wants to love a man. This is the true male fantasy, because it's not found irl.
>>568817040>no engrish at all>taiki2incorrect
>>568817190i need her to flatten my face with those hips
>>568817173that just means they invite trainer over for 3p
>>568816832Ugly Taiki ripoff
>>568817147Happens when you faggot let in the retarded outsiders that don't play the game and do nothing but trash post
>>568816926>an umamusume fearing a ningen despite the strength differencedid she have a flashback of her past life?
>>568816734Speed cards are the most competitive ones so yeah, when you compare to the rest it is shit
>>568817173get fucked tranny
>>568816586>when I'm doing Tamamo and I have to race Fine Motion during senior year
>>568816832she says this while looking at the camera btw
>>568816832Holy Taiki upgrade
>>568816703I knew /uma/club sweeps.
>>568799974Sad ain't it
When does global see her? I want to ramonu this mature academy student
>>568816932Bro why the fuck should the bake revolve around you? Everyone else is using it and had no problem about it for multiple bakes already.The only schizo right now are those who're going to complain about it after multiple threads of no complaints.
>>568817527>some schizo wants to shit up drama>UMA CLUB UMA CLUB UMA CLUB MAMBO LMAOwhy is it always only those two as if have nothing else??
>>568799974At least they are making art themselves not stealing it and reposting it from some random faggot on Twitter
>>568817613I'm hard
>sloppers>making art
>>568816447BASED LAISU
>>568817630>MamboA classic, legacy award at this point. Mambo meming is always funny and potentially always will be>/uma/clubOnly s ranked club and one of their members is the current thread drama target. People will eventually move on
>>568816932To be fair it was ultimately anons who decided they're fine with those in the OP.We had 2 bakes the time it got updated. One without those links, and other one with the updated links.>muh sloptuber linksThen don't use it. It's that simple.
>>568817630Mambo mentioned!!!
>>568817040>>568817516Taiki is your dog. She's a good girl. But she's not a wife.Blast is pure concentrated wife.
considering you nerds talk about things you dont likelets bring out another retard
>>568801249So what's your goal?
>>568817876>she's not a wifeskill issue
are you more likely to get sleep deprived if you rest with low energy
>making>art
>>568817986Oh, I am not saying you can't marry taiki or can't make her pump out babies. But she's not romantic. She runs on instinct.
>slop>making>yourselfI, too, love creating ART by typing a few words, letting my GPU decide what things look like in the end, completely without my brains direct input, feelings or experiences that make my personal style happen.Truly, ART for the mentally deranged zoomer generation!
They create more art than faggots reposting shit from Twitter :)
>>568817881We should talk about the things we like for once.
>create>art
>>568818594I constantly talk about how much I love my brown wife though
every single click in a mant run hurts me moreim so bored. im so tired. i just want to stop.
Stop baiting old men on the weekend
Who are these? I only recognize Tony Bin and Northern Taste
>>568814236>donate irl cash for "daily pulls"No I don't think I will lmao
today marks the third anniversary of nice nature's passing
Yae
Is Duramente honorary Latinx?
>>568819102The better gender neutral term is "Latine".
>>568814236Daily pull + a lucky ticket is the real hack
>>568819071Marche?
CREATEARTusing slop that makes the art for you meaning you didnt make shit youre nothing but but THE IDEA GUY you didnt even make the cover you made nothing youre worthless
>>568818914from the top (that you didn't know)Rigantona (Daring Brave)Heart's CryReal SteelDeep ImpactContrail(?)???????????????Kurofune
Haven't done fronts in a while, is triple 7s still the best for S Maru in the next cm?
>>568819061RIP Christmas horse
the slop has arrived. eat a balanced lunch and your RNG improves.
spent 4 lucky charms in summer award
>>568819402It kinda looked better when it was in the pot desu
Cute moms
>>568817619>>568817869I like uma guide layout and info within are more easier to understand for people who isnt a JP veteran and just starting out.Gametora sounds jewish.
>>568819402cucumbers are yucky
>>568819473King would do this
>>568819402defo slop but it makes me want to cook. my oven is busto so I've been reliant on microwave for months. I need an air fryer or a rice cooker or one of those camp cooker things that I saw in yuru camp at this point.
choose your character
>>568817869nta but iirc the baker said to complain to him if anyone want some or those links gone but no one did so everyone assumed everyone's fine with it. Pretty sure they couldn't miss it too since he redirected while mentioning what he changed or added in the OP.>>568819494Everyone wanted the guide part gone which is probably why OP decided to put the agenda planner instead since anons in the thread at that time said they do use it
>>568819494I think people only use the site for the planner hence why its only planner in the OP
>>568819739>my oven is busto so I've been reliant on microwave for months.gwo your stove
>>568819102She gives aryan vibes
>>568819489my foal with kawakami princess btw (I am a stallion)
>>568819816She dresses like a Latina desu
>>568819739It is tasy slop. My friend, get an Ikea Tillreda tabletop induction cooker. And a dutch oven, I do everything in that pretty much, from frying or baking.
>>568819806oh yeah, I mean the whole stove/oven. the gas line corroded and I can't afford to fix it. don't have hot water either.
>>568820015>>568820015Using MARVELOUS OP now so we can (maybe) have a DAAAAHBY related OP later
>>568820036It's also her bday btw later which is Sunday Truly Marvelous
>>568819956thanks for the recommendation, I'll look into it
>>568820217And if you didn't know, you can touch induction cooktops while running. Drawback is, you need to cook with a metal something. But they make ceramic pans/containers/whatever with metal bases.
I prefer deduction cooktops
>>568821108you might solve a sauce, but you won't lower it without a reduction cooktop.
>>568815938Bourbon's actually dick hardingly hot. I remember when I ran her for the first time and thought she was really gorgeous but not too much else just usual thoughts about how this uma is really cute too. Then I won a race in her career and the pose she struck me so fucking hard it was unbelieveable. I had to fap then and there, first time running her first win.
