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Ansel sex
Bnuuy love
>>568806035Adnachiel alt NEVER
67
>>568806147roku nana
>>56880614769
>>568806227Where's the funny
>>568806147hmmmm, nyes
More artbook stuff
>>568806341Thank you Didi
I love you /akg/
Again
>>568806147*smack*
>>568806381Somehow gladoo just sitting down seems ooc
>>568806381Nice. Almost looks like a nice beach.
Kot time!
>>568806440Meant for >>568806498
>>568806465She is confirmed to sit, in her skin
>>568806498We need to shave off her disgusting eyelashes
oh god kots are taking over /akg/ someone do something
>>568806650I'll shave you naked
>>568806696*hugs*
>>568805725Yeah they do, otherwise nobody actually cares about them.
>>568806437Stop trying to fuck Haruka for 5 minutes
Drawpilehttps://magma.com/d/icpzu8eqg9drawpipi.com
>>568806696Keep a lookout, kotposters could be anywhere.
>>568806498post operators drinking milk
>>568806035acute angle!
oh kelsey....
>>568806830Why is Amiya mr beast
>>568807068What about her?
>>568807187isn't she just the cutest? she can keep up the ice cold demeanor all she wants, but she is adorable beneath it all
>>5688071090km away from smoochable Mutsumi!
>>568807275>droopy eared cautus mutsumimost erotic skin from the collab
>>568807275ears will be bitten
>>568807334finally others are starting to acknowledge the inherent sexiness of lop rabbit eared ops
I need to FUCK Jessica
>>568807334What makes lops sexy?
>>568807273She more or less dropped her cold demeanor
I need to FUCK Blaz- oh yeah, I didhttps://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/140018053
>>568807781don't, blaze stinks
>>568807594Jesselton*
>>568807781You should do it more, the clocks are ticking
>>568807924Prison sex with Jesse...
Would you eat it?>chocolate pasta with berry and whipped cream toppings>chocolate pineapple marshmellow pizza, with olives>chicken sandwich with chocolate sauce and some kind of sliced fruit>chicken burger with mysterious purple sauce and double stuffed oreos>whatever the fuck that thing (churros?) is with mint chocolate sauce
>>568807924>>568808139Love in deep space Jesselton DLC
>>568808206we need to kill the ABC gang
>>568808206>Columbian cuisine burger, sandwich and pizza>>568808330It's just Chiave
>>568808206How did Chiave get Aosta and Broca to agree to that when they were ready to kill him over chocopasta alone?
Can I have this kot?
YEAH WE'RE THE DREAM TEAM
>>568808479Hey, if that's what pushes your buttons go ahead
>>568808479The lion sleeps today...
>>568808479i don't think any other claimants will appear
>>568808475Broca doesn't look like he agreed to anything
>>568808206i would eat all of them
>>568806881I can see them...
>Vina Victoria>Never victorious
>>568808475I don't think they agreed to it more like used to it or at least Aosta is
>>568808804she won our hearts
>>568808971
>>568808804>country named victoria>keeps losinghmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
>>568807781That artist drew so many Dusks
>>568808765>t.
>>568807781you should gain some weight
>>568809045What are they chirping about
>>568806696Don't worry, I'll-
Fuck this stage, seriously. Still, the event layout is really great.
>>568809045Needs the image of Astgenne with Astesias picture taped to her face in the background
Bina Bigtoria
>>568809220Hi Sona!
you're telling me this is a three star operator?
>>568809362of all time
>>568808804The Allerdale event will give Siege a W
>>568809220SEX WITH SONA!!!!!!!!!!
>>568809362I'm telling you this is a 3* operator
Siege would have been better off just staying an onahole for the street gangs
>>568809220people really can't bear to wait 5 minutes camping the blue box until the buoys fly over and kill themselves
>>568809205>In bed with SAhmm
>>568810230who's sexual assault?
>>568810413Broca
hmmm nyes hello IS6 QUIZ TIMEYou see this. What do you do?1. Take the emergency stage2. Take the standard stage and spend 3 coupons to get 2 normal combats3. Spend all coupons, hit the wish fulfilled and 2 combats.VOTE NOW ON YOUR PHONES
3 hours.Last stage took me 3 hours.
>>568810413Silverash the Sexual Assaulter
>>568810536I'd take the emergency it should be free
>>5688105361
>>568810536Top left, end run, start up SSS.
We like Shinings horns
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/142300464
>>568810801excuse you my chores are already done thank you very much
>>568811085
>>568811149Cumming on Mizuki's armpits
>>568811310me at bottom right
>>568811310Nice
>>568811310
Wow, I might not be able to clear UR-EX-8.I've just got my account recovered after 5 years and damn, first 3-4 batch of 6 stars are weak af.
>>568811149arknights dating sim...
>>568811085>>568811239>>568811635Can they close their mouths
>>568811604try looking at arkrec for clears maybe you can get some ideas how to clear it
>>568811696Yes
>>568811586damn
If Lowlights learnt from the success of Wulfenite and other fat snake operators he'll put Chuzenji on a Tomimi alter.Of course he never learns. 10 billion more Chens to appease the CCP.
>>568811310>>568811586>>568811736It's too powerful
>>568811604most of them are still strong, especially with their modules that you probably dont have, they just require more deliberate use. translation: you need to THINK
>>568811940akg wouldn't be able to handle Tomimi2
>>568811762>>568811992I've did, but honestly it's probably a DPS problem.Even with Eyja, SilverAsh and Ifrit it's just not possible to defeat the boss.
Nyes
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/145393922
>>568811991
Melon22 operator doko?
After 2 years, Arturia finally showed up in a lucid dream againThis time I raped her successfully, unlike the failed attempt in 2024
nyeh i got onemy chud children i cant live them alone for a second!
>>568812315If it's lucid can't you just call her over on your phone?
>>568810536so, what was the correct answer?
>>568812462It's tough to manifest characters in a dream consistently. Often when I go lucid I'm already in a dream with existing people/charactersTo summon them I have to walk through doors and think about them appearing when I turn the corner
>>568812315The rape of 26 just means you'll fail in 28
>>568812651i have success through closing my eyes and imagining them in front of me. but most of the time closing my eyes in a lucid dream results in me waking up immediately
>>568812780Imagine failing in your own dreams
>>568812989it's called nightmare
here cum the exiles
>>568812091then tank it nigga
>>568812989I mentally imagine arknights operators as stronger than me (earth human) cause of the lore, so physically overpowering them is not easyFirst attempt she just looked at me smug while I tried then shoved me off easily, 2nd time I hit her with a chair and knocked her out to do it
>>568812960
https://x.com/work_nothing11/status/2060738594390802483
>>568813750WATCHOUTWATCHOUTWATCHOUT IT'S DOCTOR WITH THE STEEL CHAIR
>>568811940No one cares about whomimi
>>568814331I care ab-pffft
>>568814331shes important tomimi
>>568814331I care
>weighed myself today
>>568813750Dr. Wrestlemania...
>>568814667built for cheating sex with doctor's cock
>>568812532No one actually plays IS6 so we don't know
>>568814667built for cheating sex with random mobs, and me too.
>>568814835we all take the emergency node on the 1st floor in every IS
>third day missing clue #4If this shit keeps up I'm going to convert one of my rotations into full Ursus. Even Cantabile is doing NOTHING
What the doc cookin'?
>>568815069Grilling kin
>>568813750
>>568815069More like all those seats and only that tent? How many is the Doc going to be bedding in there?
>>568815164
>>568815164Burger Kin...
>>568815465we need this scenario in the drawpile
>>568815786>no foresight activated>someone opened the top upEww
>>568815786>foresight isn't activeholy bricked
Fuck Amiya
>>568815645Sadly I can't draw. And more importantly I'm to lazy to learn
Operators I need to see in the Cheerleader outfit>Swire>Tomimi>Waai Fu>Pallas
No way fag
I love Silverash
>>568816272Schwarz
>>568816408Canon
>>568815645who and who?
>>568816408>>568816603>t.
>>568816272All of them hopefully
We loved Bnnuykaz!We cared about Bnnuykaz!
... did anyone else see that?
>>568816749
>>568816749no
BOOOOOOOOOOOBIIEEEESSSSSS
>>568816971
boobies! SEX
>>568816749See what
*flies past*
>>568816749that looked... strangely officiali'm worried
>>568817080Hi Utage!
just saw
>>568816749Stop vagueposting...
>>568816408Enya Silverash
STOP VAGUEPOSTINGWHAT WAS IT
Dear Nymph,Update on my last email. She has still not left me alone despite my firm and clear signals. Please could you escalate this case.Yours,D
mfw i saw and nobody else saw so now i can enjoy being a vaguepostingGOD
>>568817204>he thinks he can just make up characters
The only thing getting deleted is that thought catcher getting stabbed...
>>568817170>>568817217>>568817285check archivehe won't be catching any more thoughts
I thought I saw something...
>>568816997Built for passing around with fat producers
Bros... check the news...
>>568817229Where is her skin, Lowlight.
I have run out of LMD for the first time since 2020. It's over.
>>568817416
I see boobs
>>568817472that's weirdly hot
>>568817460>for the first time since 2020wtf are you doing?? do you just not level anything??
i'm blind
>>568817416About time it happened
he's fucking done it
I think should organize a chess session tonight with Silverash
Should I raise Cantabile or Surfer?Want to use them with SilverAsh2.
>>568817204
>>568817416The bald fraud getting fired? Fuck yes.
>>568817751Canta, her module is better suited for SAlt s2 spam
>>568817121
>>568817416Yeah just checked CNN news, they're reporting that a handsome Italian billionaire celebrity just married Rita Skamandros
>>568817329Retard
>>568818120I'm Italian?
Hmmm nyesssI often fantasize about being very wealthy and funding anime adaptations of games I like
>>568818371mamma mia
>>568818120Is he aware of her... previous escapades?
STOP VAGUEPOSTING
the secret to vagueposting is to
>>568818485Shoulda keep it more vague bwopipi
>>568818493I could... but I won't tell you why.
>>568817416holy fuck
>>568817416WE'RE SO FUCKING BACK
>>568818542damn I look good in the suit
>>568818542Ascalon, get SWEEP to throw some acid on this woman.
I think I should bomb Sargon
>>568818542>jewpire>corruptWho could've seen this?
What the actual fuck are you talking about. ZOOT explain.
>>568818542I would like to state now that I will never kill myself inside a prison cell
The Vampire race is pure and honourable.
>>568818814Proud Feline Woman...
>>568818872>would you still love me if I were a worm
>>568818872Enter Midnight.
>>568818872No such thing as a "pure and honourable" Sarkaz.
>>568818872>Sarkaz>Pure>Honourable
>>568819034>>568819072ENTER
There are no Infected (real) Vampire btw.
>>568819106cowards
>>568818991Not a vampire.
Did not know the healing boost from Mon3trs module was this big.
You guys got your home screen ready for summer? We basically have outfits for Reed alter for all 4 seasons.
>>568818678Let's say Passenger does nuke Sargon. What then? Does he even have any goals past that?
>>568819106Fvark, is doc really that small or is this an edit
>>568819248But it's winter soon?
>>568806035
>>568819239I don't get it. What's the base reduction on the bounces?
I have dropped the game 3 years ago but I am glad to see that Arknights still makes semen demons
>>568819134Closure probably could get infected since she's an artslet but the others have such control over their own blood via arts it probably can't even circulate.
>>56881946425%
>>568816408
>>568819368Kazdel is nextHe would probably wait for his death but I think he would follow the Doctor and Kal'tsit and assist them
>>568819564Then wouldn't the second bound bonus already offset that?
>>568819409he's a short king
>>568819409Real
>>568819410I hope you bought Reeds chirstmas skin then
>>568816272ulpianus
>>568819410>victoria
>>568819106>height differenceTheresis could just pick doc up and use him like an onahole
if passenger nukes sargon where will we get our fat fucks from? HE WANTS TO TAKE THEM AWAY FROM YOU.
How to pronounce Ceobe?
>>568808206If your standard burger is a 5* I wonder what a 6* burger looks like? I don’t think it’s the grimace burger…
>>568820089CEO-bee
AY LIL' DOC
>>568820079If passenger nukes sargon you wouldn't be able to tell the difference
>>568819373
>>568820089kobe
>>568819918
>>568820089She canonically pronounces it "Kay-oh-bay" but I prefer and have always said "See-bee".
>>568820198MAN
>>568819918This is why he doesn't come to Rhodes
>>568820145You wear high heels
>>568820346God i hope so
How do you respond to Lappy grabbing your chin and calling you a princess without sounding like you're mad?
>>568820089Κέρβερος
>>568820018>couldBut doesn't. Honourable.
>>568819412cute disabled angel
>>568820346correct
>>568820443I wait till she looks away then hit her with a chair
>>568820443Cum.
>park Ulpipi in front of blue box>give him all AH passives (except Specter1) and Suixodia>occasionally throw Gladiia into the middle platform for extra healingWasn't as bad as I thought it would be
>>568820443... isn't she like 5'2''? you could pick her up like a small dog and take her to the park
>>568820528Dream or not, you can't just solve every operator related problem hitting them with a chair.
Anyone here actually speak or understand Mandarin?Just curious if the lyrics to leizi's EP are mandarin and if so what they sayhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PEZW_-Au-uk(Just realized I have no Leizi art saved, sad!)
>>568820346i can hear this posti watched too many ulpipi bilibili videos
>>568820721But I can at least try
>>568820018>himMen can't be that short it's physically impossible
>>568820710Ulpipi in 2030 is going to have a full squad that buffs him from bench and instantly kills the boss on spawn.
>>568820710>park Ulpipi in front of blue box>winThat’s basically all of unrealized reality stages. You thought you were getting drone stages? Too bad. You’re getting a hard Ulpi check in disguised.
>>568820830春雷乍起,唤万物生。恶兽惶惶,仓庚载鸣。山岚开晓,风日新晴。青天昭昭,砚笔除佞。
>>568820830Sounds like chinky gibberish to me, but maybe it's an accent or dialect I'm not familiar with.
>>568820995we'd have the 10th Sui by then who will just instantly kill the boss on spawn from the bench alone. Meta is Ebin2 + Ji + Kal2
>>568820898
>>568820443[ ] shyly look away[ ] keep a straight face and try to overcome your embarrassment[ ] grab her chin and call her a princess too[X] glass her
>>568820830Well the singer is Shanghai based at least. Seems pretty safe to assume they are speaking in Mandarin.>Boojii (also stylized as Bojiii or Boji Xiaosi in Chinese: 波基小丝 or similar phonetic renderings) is a Shanghai-based Chinese avant-pop/experimental rock band from the late 2000s Shanghai underground music scenehttp://expose.org/index.php/artists/display/boojii-chi.html
>>568821076IS2 and IS4 had straight up gibberish in their songs so there’s a precedent for it.
Post the lewdest AK picture you have
>>568820681this is the only response that doesn't sound mad, you win
Good morning /akg/I love my raccoon wife!
>>568820443Why would I be mad? I load the good old theaterKid.exe and play along.
>>568821349
>>568821342Yeah, it reminded me of Pallas and Playwright's themes.>>568821073I'm not hearing any of it...
>>568821193>Wang boss fight summons some stunny weiqi bois>Playable he nukes the entire map>Ji boss fight nukes the entire map>Playable:
>>568821471
I don't get it why does my platform keep going down I know the boss reduce it when he is cast but and other enemies is +1. I can't even tell the exact capacity of the platforms
>>568821791Boss skill reduces weight by 1 on normal and 2 on CM. You need three weight to be safe on a platform on CM.
>>568821791balloonstrashpiles also contribute when you “kill" them until you clear them
>>568821349........
>>568820830I think it's just buddha chants, I can't recognize the words and usually the lyrics will be on the screen.I also don't see the CN viewers mentioning about the lyrics so it's just gibberish.Also, there seems to be two different versions of the song. The bilibili one sounds different if you are interested.https://www.bilibili.com/video/BV1SFGEzEEKf/>>568821073This is just the album intro
Orchid is the strongest libero in the game?
>>568821791There’s a moment where adding units to the platform when she’s shining her “you’re gay” beam actually triggers that weight ability it’s retarded.
>>568822132Bar in hell
>>568821349I nutted a few times
I normally don't build the animal head ops (aside from 2* that don't count) but Mr. Tannen is so COOL and funny in the storyWeird deployment noise too
>airconditioned room>suddenly pain in finger joint>goes away after I stick my hand under a blanket and warm it upWas that arthritis? Is it over for me bros?
>>568820830>(Just realized I have no Leizi art saved, sad!)Very sad indeed
>>568822132There's a cute bird who carries an entire game mode on her back
>>568822309Nah don't worry bro it's just your Qi being unbalanced. Need to pump up some Yang energy.Have you tried dual cultivating with young boys?
>>568816272There are TWO seperate Tigers on this list
>>568822414I'm not fucking your nephew jing zhe
>>568822309open a window and get some fresh air
>>568822309You don’t know what pain is when one of your hands suddenly decides to hurt for the entire day. But you’ll be fine. It’s probably some type permanent nerve damage that will never heal, or not.
>>568821349Only one under 4mb unfortunately
>>568822247that's where all the hp is stored
REEEEEEEEE--!!
>>568822309Could be a few things. Stretch a bit more often, most likely a circulation issue. If you don't see any damage and it's not a sharp pain that's staying, then just taking care of yourself will get rid of it. Move more, drink water, and get some vitamin D if you don't go outside much
>>568822247Inside I hope?
>>568822247OOC
>>568823004Thanks dr.doctor>Move moreNyo...
>>568822683I love this one
>>568823178go exercise you FAT FUCK
Someone buy Hierda shoes
>>568816623> >>568813750
>>568823178It's fine even if you're in your chair. The best way to start is just stretching. Actually getting your blood pumping would be ideal, though
Miksa makes this event so much fun!
>>568823178GO OUTSIDENOW
did endfield win
>>568823638The biggest flop competition? yeah
>>568823031If it's inside my pants then yeahThe first time I saw it I rubbed my pp too hard in my pants and came before realizingAfterwards I make sure to take it out before doing the deed actually I might just do it now, posting it got me into the mood
IT'S SO FUCKING OVER.........Never mind, we are so BACK!!!!!!!!!!
>>568823627ME???
>>568823751>deploying both fatfucksWhat were you thinking?
>>568823756Yes, fucker. Prove it later with a step counter app. If you do I told Lowlight to guarantee whatever 6* you plan to pull next to appear in the first HH roll.
sigh....SHIT IN THEIR THREAD
>>568823638yes, eos for boomer arknights soon with the game becoming a minigame in endfield
AIIIIIEEEEEE
>>568823718Uhh ok, have fun
I still haven't done the event pats stage 6 or soI hate this mechanic and I hate the enemiesThis is the first event I am this slow to clear, is it the beginning of the end?
>>568824160skill issue
>>568824129Source?
>>568823638It will win best Arknights doujin of 2026!
>>568824160Next event might be better. I've skipped events before because the mechanics pissed me off and just cleared them properly in the rerun.
>>568824350doujins exist in 2026?
>>568824160It's okay, they made a character designed to fix that.
>>568824293I saved it off here but google lens gave me the source pretty quickly.https://twitter.com/YaoYaoRe/status/1798259075828080975
EX 8 cm boss seemed difficult so I just tragodi-plinked her and won. I didn’t wait for her to float up all the way to ulpianus’s pianus like so many other players did when they copied it off a guide for the entire event.You know who you are…
>>568824242Sure but I've never been this unmotivated to actually git gud
>>568824790I use Ray to kill the boss
>>568825053>blocking
>>568824790I plopped Ulpianus next to the blue box but he basically did nothing. Stalled with a borrowed Hoshi2 and killed her with Logos S2
>>568824790Using a guide to beat EX-8-CM in any event as a veteran player demonstrates slothful behavior or something idkEX-8-CM bosses are all pretty manageable for anyone with a couple years old account
Zumama
>>568826078Sex
>>568808804She killed Nacho king by passing aorund the sword
Nobody ever says Zumama.
I say Zu
>>568826523I say it every day so you're wrong
>>568826239ENTER
Dokutah!
>>568827008I can't reed this
>>568827008
>>568827189Old Reed is as big a rapebait as Sakiko...
>>568823638it's doing okay. It's getting CC in about a week, so we'll see if that gives the game some endgame content.
>>568827356>old
>>568827189>>568827356Telling Reed she deserves it
>>568826842
>>568827552She knows.
>>568825152It is kinda funny that one of the innately [Lift Off] operators is one of the very few operators who can't block in this current event
I'm seeing a lot of giraffes lately...
>>568828110
>>568826239>killed
>>568828193Warm up for IS7 of course.
>>568828193Is that so?
>>568827910What did she find?
>>568827552True and fact checked by real Victorians
>>568828441>The young Draco lady steadied her heart and meekly opened the door...
>>568828340>the Japanese word for Giraffe is... KirinWait whaat...
>>568828595What, you that the>ancient chinks saw a giraffe and thought it was a mystical lightning creaturestory was a joke?
>>568828627BNUUUUUY
sudden urge to copulate with an yanese glowie...
Sharing a birthday wish with Zumama.I forgot these were a thing, it made me a little happy.
>>568828584Damn I am good at writing
>>568829023A skin that was a sign of things to come
>>568828805Wyell I thought the Higashinese modernised...
>>568825960the only one I've actually had trouble with was Eblana (from Reed's event) I think since she didn't work as expected. Also I wasn't using SA, so my steal reveal options were very smallStill did it without a guide, just would have understood someone looking one up
>>568829146Happy Birthday!
>>568828627WOULD
>>568829206
>>568829430
>>568829146happy birthday, bro
Out of all the operators I was scammed into pulling for by /akg/ I'm least upset about Leizi.
>>568829206They still say that the light for "Go" on stoplights is blue. There's a lot about Higashi that's stuck in the past.
>>568829303>>568829519Thanks anons I tried my best to stay alive another year.
>>568829461well for a joke i find it... uhhh ahhh.... extremely exciting
>>568828235devil cope
>>568827107Dracolich wife's often forgotten fangs...
What the fuck do you mean the trees have more ATK, HP and DEF than Patriot
>>568830729Bropipi, Patriot is year 1 boss
Patriot as a unit of measurement!
>>568830729Patriot is washed
>>568831016How many beagles is a patriot?
If kirin are a japenese thing why is lazy a chink
>>568831092because an important chink saw a giraffe and thought it was a kirin
>>568829146Yeah, some of the lines are really nice
>>568830729Patriot has talents that raise his stats though. Also attacks multiple times. That's why he's still harder to kill than most of these modern enemies that have more stats at first glance.
>>568831317Cannibal Doc are canon...
Do you ever just think
>>568831317
>>568830357
>>568831465hmmm, nyo
>>568831317She understands the way to a man's heart is through his stomach.
>>568820089I pronounce it "Seeobie", like the letters C.O.B.Even if I am the only one on Earth that says it like that, I am convinced my pronuniciation is the correct one.
>>568830729I barely noticed. Nowadays Patriot doesn’t even make it halfway to doing any sort of meaningful damage so a couple of trees might as well be a couple a trees about to be turned into a couple billion toothpicks.
Kay O bee
>>568831507as long as you reserve the rest for me
>>568826523People say it all the time. The one I always see is that Arturia is used over Virtuosa.
Rita Skankmandros
>>568831663virtuosa is a stupid name
>>568831653
>>568831539Everyone pronounces is like that >>568831663There's also Eblana always over Necrass
>>568831804fatal mistake
>>568831837Necrass is also a stupid name
>>568831804
>>568831994>dead assWhat was she thinking?
>>568832070She simply described herself accurately
>>568832009I'll ask you in Endfield if you ever finished.
>>568832070She heard all the kids saying they were "deadass" about something and she was very serious about this codename business
Good morning Anon what flavor of Reed would you like today?
>>568831084At least 7.
>>568830729>looking at base statsAnd Patriot has less base Def than a year 0 heavy defender. Without Phase 1 buff his Def is shit.
Cairn is so fun to use, she's really tanky too.., I kinda forgot her s2 did anything else than the shield.
>>568832194I'll take one Sargon Reed please
>>568831317>Oh human pastries>OH HUMAN PASTRIES
>>568832194The usual
>>568832194blondes in oriental dresses is my fetish
>>568832412heaven...
>>568832194>no Victorian ReedWyell wyell wyell...
>>568829146Happy Bday Zumamabro
>Reed is 172cms>After converting my hight to metric I am 170cmsU-Uh... The 172 accounts for her horns right? That's not very fair isn't it? Reed wouldn't judge me because I am 2 CM's shorter than her right?
>>568832135I'm not who you think I am since I haven't been in /end/
>>568818485>Rita got conditioned and trained into an obedient bitch in a weekNot a good show for the legendary "White Wolf" or whatever she used to call herself.
>>568832731No. But she will judge you if your dick are smaller than Eblana's.
>>568832736Not you. Mon3tr.
>>568832731Sorry, but you are not subservient to the Taran nation.
>>568832731lmao manlet
>>568832412Almost heaven...
>>568832598Well isn't default reed basically Victorian
>>568832731
>>568832194The smiling one
I can't believe I share a general with Durin
>>568832731Stop larping there aren't any men who are 170 centimeters
>>568832976I know. We are so blessed.
>>568832871West Virginia...
>>568832731.... you're 5'7''?
>>568832731still taller than canon Doctor if you can believe it
>>568833060Blueridge Mountains...
Short kings make up for it with their excellent personalities...
>>568833174And bigger dick! (perspective wise)
... I'm much taller than my wife.
Manlets.
>>568831465
>There are "men" here shorter than my mom
>>568833553Maybe your mom's just a freak, ever thought about that?
>>568833553careful, there are momhunters here.
>>568833553tall mommy...
>>568833553is your mom a virgin
>>568833690I thought the collab was cancelled
Did this really happen?
>>568833940nyes
>>568833940witnessed it first-person
>>568833940Is this a left for dead 2 reference
I really like this red horse!
>>568833147Shenandoah river...Life is old here... older than the trees
>>568833690Mother collab confirmed?
>>568834346LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>568834346Cut your nails.
>>568834268Younger than the mountains
>>568834346nice nails, retard
Skybox is silly in the right way. Which skill did you end up mastering?
>>568834346You have nice nail health, but your hands indicate you are a bit overweight. Make sure to exercise and eat healthy.
Nah you guys are being weird fuck off
>>568834449...blowing like a breezeCOUNTRY ROOOOAAAADSTAKE ME HOOOOOOMEEETO THE PLAAAACEEEEEEI BELOOOOOONNNGGGGWEST VIRGINIAZUMAMATAKE ME HOMECOUNTRY ROADS
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>>568834346Those are the smooth, delicate fingers of a girl. I'll jerk myself off with your pudgy lily-white piggy hand before I bite them off one by one.
>>568834346
aww, lil doc is angwy now...
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>>568834735Doc don't eat the short anons, they won't even fill you properly.
I collect picture of doctors and still have that topless skadifag pic saved.
>>568834927True, could still use a snack.
>>568834950Can you catbox it?
On Canadian driver's licenses and some photo ID cards (e.g., Ontario Enhanced Driver's Licence or Manitoba photo cards), height is often labeled as HGT/HAUT (or HEIGHT/TAILLE), with the value given in cm (e.g., "178 cm"). "Haut" is the French word for "height," reflecting Canada's official bilingualism (English/French).Frost from Arknights is Canadian.
Please don't masturbate to anon nails.
>>568834713Alternatively you could use Kjera as Mountain Mama
>>568835187you can't stop me
>Dwarves, cannibals, rapists, fat fucks, racists and mathletsWhat a crowd uh
>>568835089A FUCKING LEAF
Not a good look /akg/ post you hands right now to prove you have masculine, manly and testosterone filled hands or this will become doctor's hands
>>568835214>Kjera as Mountain MamaHer birthday line changed me as a person.
>>568835336Here
>>568835284And I wouldn't want it any other way
>>568834743What sort of card requires someones height
>>568835284We truly are Kazdel
>>568835284OUR HEROES
>>568835461Leaf's >>568835089
>>568834950Ive lost weight since then...
>>568835461You have to show it at the amusement park to prove you're tall enough to ride lmfao
>>568835089>>568834743THIS ANON IS A FUCKING LEAF?
>>>/sp/154931675Snekbro...
>>568834950Female?
>>568835461Pretty much every ID in the world?
>>568835336Sorry but I'm a lich there's no testosterone in my hands
>>568835651based victorian
what's happening... CALM DOWN
>>568835565I didn't know Leafs had enhanced driver's licenses.
>>568834494
>>568835336>post you hands
>>568835336I bet you just wanna schlick it to my big veiny man hands, femoid. You like that, huh? You wanna look at some hairy meaty manhands and imagine them around your throat? Huh?
>>568835778Sowwy bwo I raised the cute tour guide instead.
>>568835336... Yu hands?
>>568835565Made me check mine>It has the name and the birthplace on it but nothing else
>>568835336No, you guys will just make fun of it
>>568835336Whats with morph posters seriously?
>>568836040That's the best post I've ever seen though
>>568835089... it's ubishit, of course one of them is Canadian. What were you expecting?
that's your cue, Beanstalkbro
>>568835336No, I'm fat
>>568835565>jane doe is taller than anon
>>568836250You'd have to be braver than most to be willing to stick your dick in here.
>>568836308Dr. FUB...
>>568836380Stand back guysI will be the hero we need
You cannot trick me into posting my manly arms
>>568836407Yep, that's me.
>>568836380... you should see Lappland's chompers
The height difference between you and your operator wife?
>>568835336Sorry bwo I'm the same height as that Reedfag and I have little monke hands I inherited from my Taiwanese mamaI've accepted I will die alone and purchased an Amiya fig to delusionally imagine consoling me and speaking to me
>>56883668531cm
>>5688366859cm! I am taller.
>>56883668516 cm shorter than me.
>>568836685+6 cm-1 cm+7 cm+10 cm
>>568836685exactly 20cm
>>56883668532 cm taller
>>568832731Same here broI'm also a manlet but I love Reed
Fun fact: Mumu haters are 130-120 cm
>>568836040I see nothing wrong with that post.
>>568837037I will pick them up and place them on a high shelf to think about what they've done wrong.
>>568834743>Hgt/HautFrench or Quebecois?
Before you make fun of someone's height, think of your Durin Operators!
The penis size length between me and my wife? 4 inches.
>>568837151That's perfectly average!
>>568837037If I'm taller, do I have to cut off part of my height to join them?
>>568837151My wife is W by the way
>>568837143>think of your Durin Operators
To be fair if you're were short someone like Reed would probably be the best partner for you since she will treat you by the contents of your character rather than outwardly appearance. If say for example W would probably make fun and humiliate you if you asked her out where as someone like Poz would see it as a purely sexual thing. However one issue with being short is dating Reed is that you will be noticed by Eblana who will definitely tease you a whole lot to get on both you and Loughshinny's nerves
If I have Mutsumi tank the burn balloons would she convert the burn damage into half of necrosis and make it easier for the elemedic heal since its half of both?
>>568837263Yeah and make sure to start from the top
Damn I wish Poz would fetishize and objectify me.
Imagine being a life support for a 3D gacha that's even worse than the original game.
Thank you Gaul for saving divegrass from V*ctorian shits
>>568837476I love this comic
>>568836685I'm 19cm taller
>>568836685I'm about 9 inches taller than her (middle cat)
>>568837476You make a good point.
Victoria lost Gavl won
At the end of the day don't Victorians owe like their entire culture and language to Leithanians and Gauls
>>568837814Gaul doesn't exist anymore bro...
My wife wears 5 inch heels
>Victoria lost again
>>568837476I think it doesn't really matter what height you are your ideal partner shouldn't make fun of you period. At least not to much
>>568837476Yeah but all women prefer taller men so you must have good game if you want to seduce ReedSince this is true for real women, I'm assuming it is the same for vidya characters
>>568838062Reed would never make fun of a short doctor. 2d women are not 3d women
>>568837935People said the same about Israel 80 years ago Kazdel five years agoJust wait
>>568838062I'm sure there's some that ware into smaller guys, I just haven't ever seen one
was the useless Medic sharing kalshit's archetype the welfare of Wang's event?
>>568837946Would you wear heels to heightmog your arkwife or be resigned to manlet status forever?
>>568836685exactly 14cm>>568837737right cat here
i am a short little fatty ;(
>Hm nyes im tall and im handsome I will have no problems seducing Reed>"Hello there" said Necrass "Would you like to bark like a dog or wimper like a cat today while I milk your prostate?"
>>568833160
>>568838253He was the gacha, the welfare is one of the IS6ED4 bosses as a 5* besiegier
these reed posts are getting out of hand
>>568838330
>>568838279why did this grotesque abstraction of a hug make me RyanGosling.png so hard
>>568838461Her voice just really does it for me no matter what heinous shit she says to me.
>>568838220ProbablyI had many friends who were manlets and had taller gfs. I guess being tall is good for giving a first impression, and ends up being of less importance with more interaction with the other person
>>568832598>Listed as assist operator>Pick her ingame>Actually have victoria already somehowIt was so weird
>>568830729>3,300 atk once>2,700 atk 4 times per attackNewuglies should be forced to play the old boss rush vignette with patriot
doctor is not 170cm tallhe is the smallest fucking thing ever
>>568838957A woman...
>>568836685I would be 6cm taller.
>>568838279>right catso tall...
>>568839021El Banana's icy cold hands...
>>568832194One Rocket Reed thank nyou
If you are below 180 cm, you don't deserve to post here
Do I really share this general with underaged kids? Have none of you guys hit your growth spurt or something?
>>568838264I am still taller than her
>>568838643Thoughts on pram having to stand on her toes to get a smooch?Thoughts on femdoc holding pram up by the cheeks to smooch? Massaging them as she goes?
Be nice guys he might just be Yanese
>>568839146Be wary to beanstalks growing up to your realm in the sky, Nephilim.
What's so great about being tall? My joints hurt, I get lightheaded if I stand up too quickly, I keep bumping into things because my legs are too long, I need to snap my back to reach down, whenever I fall it hurts like a motherfucker, my neck aches from craning all the time, it sucks ass
>>568838643perfect height for nap kisses
>>568839385Buying clothes sucks too.
>>568839407This kills then man
>used the flying platform redeploy to force-cancel Hosh's super S3 before it killed herdamn I'm so good at this game it was entirely by accident
>>568839089One of my fantasies is cuddling with her on a hot summer day to keep cool.
>>568839502SPOILER PLEASE
>>568839607I like seeing cute posts like this
>>568838478>those repliesA new wave has been exposed to Their works
>>568839509My wife is in this image.
>>568838180>Reed would never make fun of a short doctorThat doesn't mean she wouldn't prefer to date a taller one
I'd rather cuddle Aurora>but she's a bear!Keep her well fed she and she won't do jack
I would let Aurora do jack to my dick
>>568839857Miss Christinebro...
let's not discuss bears right now...
>>568839385You need to do actual functional weight bearing and weightlifing exercise to maintain your strength for your body weight you can't just chairrot and bedrot for 10, 15 years without consequences.Mind your hydration better and make sure you're doing regular cardio to keep your vascular system in shape. Think moron. If you don't know where table legs and shit are look first instead of clonking around constantly like a low iq ape. If it's not even that look where you're going ffssquat with your legs don't present your unprotected butthole to get that dropped pen. You aren't a 19yo sexretary with student debt stop acting like it.Learn to fall properly if wrestlers and stunt doubles can do it so can you.Look with your waist and shoulders not your chin
Too much cuteness, I'm not in the mood for rapeposting anymore.
>>568840230
>>568840230Rapeposting always happens a few hours from now so don't do it and also post cute instead now.
>>568840354that's your gf!! !
Why not have cute things you want to do with your wife instead?
>>568840418correct
>>568840448Me and my wife can do cute things together
>>568840448that's what I do... I don't know what you do with your wife but I hope you both enjoy yourselves
>>568840584Why does she want Schwarz to experience the joy of motherhood?
>>568840448Gladiia and Laurentina will invite my wife and I to attend a jazz lounge performance.
>>568841010Because she always wanted to be an aunt but is an only child.
>>568841010It's a fetish don't question it
>>568840328Did she just eat the fucking plate?
Operators you want to hold hands with?
>>568841297Cashew
>>568841297Raidian
>>568841253she's a hungry girl
>>568841151JAZZ TIME
Notable enemies Noir Corne can iframe with his s2 leap?
>>568841652dududududududududu-du-du-du-du
>>568840448What cute thing should I do with my Nacho wife?She's nyot a vegan.
>>568841436You don't have enough hands
>>568841691mechanist gun volleyy
>>568841297I want to FEEL the icy burn.
>>568841297Amiya,. Rosmontis, Iffy.My daughters.
>>568842248Iffy?
>>568840414Okay, sure.
/end/ told me Doktah isn't a whore
>>568842594.. is el banana really evil? she seems nice.
>>568842662She has a certain psychopathic charm to her.
>>568842594Eblana mating press
>>568842662Mass murderer, chronic abuser and manipulator, the usual stuff
>>568842308Nyes. Daughter.
>>568842662Malignant Narcissist. There's only one reason why she would treat Reed nicely.
>>568842757She never murdered a human being in her life.
>>568842897What if you counted Victorians as humans?
>>568842897What about a human beaning?
>>568842662She saved her people from slavery to victorian invaders what do you think?>>568842941>ifThey're not. Kots have ruined every country they slutted into
>>568842662She's ruthless
>>568842308The burn lizard is indeed hot.
>>568842941w-wyell...
>>568843051Devil hands typed this
*reeds rustle suspiciously*
>>568842662She's no more evil than any other conqueror is during war time.
>>568843489hold on, dokutah....did you hear that? what was that?
>>568838927attacks once but theres 3 of those niggas
>>568843607She was a liberator saving her people from hostile occupation
>>568843740>You have alerted da hood
He was an avenger avenging his people from their old invader.
>>568843912Kind of crazy when you think about how they were alive to witness dame Kal'tsit burn kazdel to the ground
You're all short
