Xalmommy edition>Useful Linkshttps://www.wowhead.com/https://www.icy-veins.com/wow/https://warcraft.wiki.gg/https://murlok.io/https://mythiccodex.me/https://housing.wowdb.com/>/wowg/ guilds (cross-realm and cross-faction)--NA--<GLOBOFOMO>--EU--<Nerub Silkweaving Forum>Join the /wowg/ housing community by searching 'wowgee' in the community finder with cross-faction enabled in the search parameters. (NA)Fight Club May 31stYe Olde /wowg/: >>568739290
>Hunter Narman says: Dawa! I must ask->Windsage Dawa says: Narman! I've brought you here to ask-Dawa pauses for a moment in confusion and then laughs.Narman errupts in laughter.>Windsage Dawa says: Did we just?>Hunter Narman says: We did. Want to get married?>Windsage Dawa says: More than anything. I love you.>Hunter Narman says: And I, you. More than anything
Reminder fight club is tomorrow. (4pm CST)If you're interested please join the community and sign up on the calendar, alternatively post name here or whisper anyone in globo and tell them to let me know or something. (The slopfag drac)Or just show up and I'll work it out, believe we are going to Nagrand Arena forma de TBC to allow for possible 2v2's if there is interest for that after the 1v1's.Cash prizes!I'm a retard and this is a trial run so expect disappointments and teething issues ( 1v1 isn't exactly balanced anyway)CASH prizes!
>>568828404
god i need an alg 19 like you wouldn't believelike real bad
crazy how this game shits out free loot you can send to your altsmember when trying to play alts in bfa & sl was cock and ball torture
https://files.catbox.moe/3yrw4a.mp3
>>568828737no because the fucking maze mode was already a thing back then
>mfw no fem tauren gf
Hear me out>Aman'thul is the titan with the most dominance over time in the universe, is even above timelines as there's only one Pantheon across timelines>encountering him is inevitable>we somehow, defeat him, with the help of huh, Illidan and Sargeras and Azeroth>we are now holding the power to reset every timeline at our will>we do>classic is deleted (remember that xal'atath cameo in SoD, then the fanfiction at the end, SoD was already a different timeline, classic too, thus making this deletion narratively sensical and kino), retail (main universe) is soft-rebooted, now WoW is rebooted into one main game again, at some point in time that I can't even think of which point, maybe right after Warcraft 3? instead of the weird timelapse of vanilla>everyone winsDiscuss
>>568829056>Hear me outno
>>568829056>classic is deletedkino
came back to moonerguard last I played was 2022literally 1/3 the players at goldshiredead game ig
>>568829108I HAVE A VOICE
reporting for duty, commander!
>>568829357speak up pleasei cant hear you
>>568829056I can't read long I have HD HDD
>>568829412It's fox time.
>>568829356bait so low quality I'm gonna bite for a laugh>most active m+ season of all time>best/shortest solo shuffle queues of all time>mythic raiding actually being participated in>but guise listen I SWEAR there's exactly 1/3 of the players in goldshire that were 2022 I just know!bait used to be believable
>>568828404Based orc meat slut
>>568830030Now this is bait.
>>568830030Bad bait
>>568830030>bait used to be believableNo it didn't
>>568830030LMAO so desperate to get a (you)?
>>568830030>I can literally see nobody aroundvs>trust me bro, I feel the pop in my soulbliz drones spending 5 seconds not being a seething shill- Difficulty: Impossible
>>568830030Blizzard employees, not like this...
been catching up lately as unholy dk, dogshit gear.which dungy has the best value per bonus roll spent, haven't used a single one yet and not feeling like doing homework. surely another uh dk did the math already.
>>568829768can fox time wait! im a little sleeby.
Our second game against /mjg/ is starting shortly.https://cytube.implying.fun/c/vgleague
Bring me the vixen waifus
>>568830956lets go
>>568830956bro wowg is pretty much dead
>>568821292That's so fucking stupid lol
>>568830956>/xivg/ won their gameSurely /wowg/ can win theirs too, r-right?
>>5688309562025 was a bad year for this gnome
we are losing>>568830956
Manager-dono....
>REF DO SOMETHING HELP US
fire faggot gnome
Abundance!
everytime someone with a lower score/lower prog than me declines me i write down their name in my notebook so i can cast a voodoo spell on them later and kill them irl
>>568832307stop being black
holdup
YOUR DEEDS GLORIFY ME
>>568832259
GLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORIOUS ABUNDANCE
>>568830956WINNING
How the fuck did we lose to Limbussy? Where was our energy yesterday?
im a believer
>>568832893speak english
>>568832893>How the fuck did we lose to Limbussy?Shadowlands was a mistake.
>>568832973A frontline divided will not survive what is to come...
>>568832973>Shadowlands was a mistake.But we knew that long before making the team.
>>568830956ez game
lmao the fucking china mdi is something else
>>568828404Why are female humans like this?
>>568832307I feel this. I am also this petty and vindictive. Scorched earth is what i live by. Something as simple as seeing a shit player pass me up despite my credentials far exceeding 99% of any other candidates instantly makes me wish death upon them. Like unironically i would feel immense satisfaction if i somehow was presented with evidence that this person died IRL.
>>568833446There are far more exotic and attractive races running around so they have to act extra slutty
>>568832507And I say it again!!
>>568832307>>568833538sometimes i feel like i'm a heartless souless sociopath and then you retards make me realize i'm not that badthanks, psychos
>>568832973watcha saying
My masterplan
guys we are WINNING
No amount of furfagposting can ever come close to this perfection...
>>568832307>>568833538lmfaoNo one gives a fuck about your paladins prog niggers. IO and ilvl are the only metrics by which you will be judged.
>>568834168post her hairy butthole or accept defeat
>>568834158I am. Dont know about you losers
f**lkkK!!!!
lmfaojongers getting btfo
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOALLLLLLLLL
>expansion launches with timegated ranked (raid, m+ and instanced pvp) content>each new zone has a weekly activity / minigame>prey system is also an additional activity>first mini content patch comes out>even more minigames and superficial content filled to the brim with mounts, house decor and xmogs>next patch will have an extra raid boss, but also more minigame shit and heroic world tierare they using some busted engagement metric that shows more players doing these bitesized retard magnets like decor hunt and the temu version of dave the diver?why are they not working on existing systems, ie housing, preys, m+, rated pvp, delves? are their third world coders that bad at iterating and improving shit they made for launch that they need a whole year to refine them?
Can squeeze out one goal more c'mon
>>568833714That's fine i'm willing to accept i'm a psychopath or whatever at this point. Prolific shitposters like maye and the furfag squad literally unironically makes me fantasize about bashing their heads in IRL with a brick.>>568834240What the fuck do you think i'm talking about when i say my credentials? Literally IO and ilvl cause like you said that's all that matters.When i sign up to a m+ i expect the leader to pick people EXCLUSIVELY based on their ilvl and IO, the IO is secondary to the ilvl. I'm 291 i should be an instant accept into 99% of groups i apply for assuming i fit in (i only apply to groups i would fit in).The fact anyone even considers looking people up to see their arbitrary parses on whatever boss or content is absolutely retarded to me.
>>568834770legion timegating was multi-monthly as opposed to couple of weeksrandom activities like that aren't really harmful, it's not like there's NOT a new raid in the next patch or mythic flexible as a concept at all to test, otherwise would agree but I mean, not the case
>/wowg/ has so few goals that we only have 1 song>it's on it's third loop
>>568830956Holy shit what a game, get Barcelona'd animes
>>568834827>mfw I decline all the 290 playerskek good to know they are actually hurt
HE WON BIGLY
the jailerbut he’s a gay vulpera
We did it wowg.
>>568834827>I'm 291 i should be an instant accept into 99% of groupsI love seeing idiots talking like this, goddamn
Blizzard employees are not going to like Garrosh's performance...
>>568835580I love seeing retards talking like this cause they can't say i'm wrong. People like me exude such an aura that retards just can't handle it.
>prot war doing 100k+ dpsum what in the void?
>>568835775*reflect your spell*
>>568835732I always refuse people like you because I know theyre deranged. Id rather take a chill person than a turbosperg.
Well now...
>>568830956What a win, thanks VGL anon you're goated
>>568835890OUTFUKKENSKILLED
>>568835890WOWO WAWA LOST BIGLY
>>568835890
i miss old wow...
>>568835932office elves are too sexy
>>568835775All pugginganon gigalogs btw
>/wowg/ wonHow will they cope now?
>>568835890they are literally melting the fuck down over thereliterally buckbroken
>>568836064no, you don'tyou have nostalgia
>>568835890WoWON
beep beep
>>568835580Explain why shouldn't you if it's something babykey like a 10 or 12 without sounding mad.
>>568832447maybe Ill bother with this dundun rat once the x8 thing is a thing
What serves have the healthiest economy? high pop/low pop?What servers have the coolest dudes to chat with? What should I avoid?
>>568837062the ah is regionwide nowits all fucked
>>568836876because the max geared people are always assholes. literally GOGOGO OMG HOW YOU DIE - pablos. awful people to play with.
>>568837062The answer is obvious Hint: Starts with M, ends with G. Has 2 O's If you're not playing there, you're not even playing WoW at all, you're playing a different version with no social interaction
>>568837271Miss me with that gay shit trannoid
vjera
>>568835853>>568837164That's not true at all though i literally say hi and then don't type a single thing in the chat until the end while pumping at my role. Not sure how much chiller than that you can get.
>>568837062>healthiest economyarea 52 or any full server really but area52 is known for that, or overdone of that>coolest dudesbro tf does that mean, maybe some RP realm>avoidTICHONDRIOUS and to a lesser extent latinx realms
>>568837462sure buddy, youre the one exception
>troonguard tranny is so retarded he can't even spellimagine my shock
Any Argent Dawn Horde RP bros?
>>568837576I dont RP much these days, Im just here for the vibes. Horde feels really dead sadly :(
>>568837456why are you trying to summon her, need to ask her something about holy paladins?
>>568837510In your little world i guess so. In my world it's pretty common. Vast majority of my groups are just people saying hi, doing the run, and saying gg at the end. Most of my fellow pumpers are like this.Nobody needs to tell the tank GOGOGOG in these runs cause the tank isn't retarded so he's already GOGOGOing. The only time the GOGOGOG gets brought up is content you can do in your sleep in like timewalking. Personally i just tank those myself and basically solo it.
Let's be real, trooncondrius is basically ragnaros at this point and worse. I'm more comfortable inviting JuanSanchez-Ragnaros then Favelapoor-Tichondrius in my Key at least Juan is honest.
lmaomeltie
>>568837893Usually its all chill. But if were talking about 10-12 the only people bitching if its not up to MDI standards are the giga geared ones. Fuck off into your 20 and let me have my relaxed run, thats why I post it like that. Mistakes are okay, no one gives a shit except you.
>>568837959tichfags are not southamericans tho and that's why you should avoid them
>>568837849icy...
>>568837690That's intentional. Blizzard doesn't want the Horde anymore because there's too many "Right-wing Chuds" as the kids say
Laughing my ass off at no one responding to himGood job thread
dance, monkeyyou're on strings
>>568838221I dont think so. Servers just tend to veer hard once one side pulls ahead. Tales as old as time.
>>56883769099% of all events is fucking social shitI HAD ENOUGH, I DON'T WANT EMOTE BUYING A BEER FOR THE 50th TIME
how do you go from this
>>568838831to this
>>568838103>Mistakes are okay, no one gives a shit except you.I don't know why you're still pinning this on me i don't give a fuck. I'm 291 i can practically solo dps a 10-12. I just hate retards that don't instantly accept me into content i vastly overgear. It's not any deeper than that. I'm just a violent person so i have violent thoughts in my mind about people i perceive as stupid, incompetent, annoying, or below me.
>>568838831>>568839043>Metzen comes back>all become disney and pride party tier shit
>>568839043you guys are still obsessed with this random fanart huh
>WoW has started using Wildstar's features but worseMiss me yet?
>>568839272That's fanart you gay butt-fucking faggot
>>568839307how do you go from this
>fanart
>>568839357>>568839289>>>>>>>>>>>>>fan art
>>568771342My wifey wouldn't do stuff with anyone just because the rng gods said soNice idea I like ithttps://files.catbox.moe/woy2wl.jpghttps://files.catbox.moe/avbygh.jpg
>>568839831I know you want to shitpost anon but you should at least know this whole meme ended a long time ago.
>>568839848that same pose but with an anal dildo. no dress, sling bikini
>>568827908love wowg anons!!!love nerub!!!
10 classic players can easily beat up 1000 retail players.
>>568840534cute shortstacks i love them so much! these are cutebut i think it needs a vulpera as well to really complete all 3 you feel me...
>>568841142Pedo
10 worgen cocks can easily beat up 1000 human cocks
>>568841206my worgen has forskin though?
>>568841125average retail player is in his 20s and average cl*ssic player is in his late 30s lil bro they're gonna fall over from a bit of cardio
Vulpera canonically have tiny canine cocks But the dummies that make 3D porn always give them human dicks It's so GAY
>>568839307There's an old dev who talks about developing this game on youtube. It's sad to see that internally this shit was falling apart even before release.
>>568839054>I'm just a violent person so i have violent thoughts in my mind about people i perceive as stupid, incompetent, annoying, or below me.why, thank you. Very nice to say it so poignantly. No invite for you, cringy.
>best rogue set is an outlaw setThe hall of shadows has fallen...
we need a draenei horsecock expac
>>568841206The average vulpera has taken that many.
>>568840534Bedbreaking sex with both.
Worgen sheaths
>>568839054YWNBG (You will never be Garrosh)
>>568840534I take left, right can watch or something idk
I posted a post on reddit and it got upvoted.its that simple.now see who on wowg will say my post is bad.
>>568842695all ur posts are bad kupo
that european moob poster should talk to me on cord
>>568840549And why would my wifey do such a thing?https://files.catbox.moe/4xc7uy.jpg
all yoor posts r bad koopoe
>>568843410im not kupoim worse.the monster under your bed lets just saywho really likes how you look!
>>568843396I love this tit shape
>>568843563buddey I am just posteing my tit's because i am an autisic retardim straight sorry, its not a fetish of mine there is no sexual element of wowg being forced to witness my man boobs. I even had a gf onceFWIW i admire the sexual aggression in the face of adversity. we would be good friends in another timeline cause we both got that honey badger energy, however you are a scary rappist.
POST MOAR OL HIGH ELF BIMBODOREIS
what are we doing on this fine, fine saturday wowg? pooshing? minigaming?
should I level her?
>>568844259name is stupid, shouldnt play
kupo
>>568844259Need to be creative in your futa names, anon.
>>568841353Retail players are the old ones. Every new player getting into WoW goes for Classic.
which of the avatar/slop fags do i have a genuine chance of erping with?
Holy fuck the thread is slow. Is everyone dead?
>>568845324Do you like futa
>>568844024HHEEEEEEEEEEENNHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENHHI DID THINGSCLICK.. CLICK.. CLICK. CLICKI am KUPO
>>568845535Don't you now?
>>568845535we're all playing the game :)
>>568846716Oh yeah I'm playing the game
>>568828480hour 3 of no invites to alg 19
>>568845324>erpingcringedirty talking is where it's at
>>568844919
>>568847764isnt erp basically dirty talk?
>be in globofomo>see someone say they want to do a m+>join>do one dungeon>after dungeon it’s obvious you are taking up a spot from the faggot guild clique who just came online>have to awkwardly leaveand you wonder why the guild is dead
what do I need to run logs nowadays? just raider.io app and turning on ACL in options? is there something that uploads them automatically?
>>568848606This didn't happen you weirdo
>>568848375https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VEMS71eNDmwI should make dr evil as some point.
>tfw I keep playing my own key but it NEVER gives me maisara but skreach like 10 times ...
I'm a woman
>>568848961https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wvd3CUIXPeM
>>568848606The clique doesn’t do this and isn’t even playing right now.Worst false flag attempt i’ve ever seen, Vladimir shitrov from eastern europe.
>>568848962targeting a key as a solo pusher is painful
>>568849104
>>568848606Its true...
>>568849238>she thinks theres only 1 clique
>>568848606Let me guess, they're all furries and you're not?
>>568847764nigga you were crying about no one erping with you less than two weeks ago
>>568845324femthyr
>>568843396buddy stop using the upscale feature on nAIit just smudges all the linework, gives zero detail
>>568848962what pushing your own key does to a motherfucker
>>568849830he just tried to ape slopanon a few months ago and then never tried anything elseif you're retarded enough like me to pay attention you realize a lot of his ideas and poses he 'steals' from the other sloppers as well
>>568849609Not for much longer. I will win Femthyr in fight night and forbid them from ERP forever.
>He’s in the entry clique>He’s not in the REAL secret clique that has scarletworg and other secret postersHahahahaha
>>568847764poopset
Haven't played since Cataclysm but the itch to play again has somehow returned for the first time in like 13 yearsI understand that the game has changed a lot because it's been a decade and a half but is it fun today?If I were to play somewhat casually and not no-life the game, would it make for a good time?Thanks in advance!
>>568845324With me ;)
>>568850492yeah
>>568850054I like some of his pics, but it's mostly all the same color schemes and lighting - you notice the blue/red backgrounds in every image a tonalso doesn't really double check a lot of details - like in that stripper pose, she's missing her right eyebrow (and the left is far too long) the slingshot bikini tries to morph into a panty as well over the hip
>>568850492Its not fun at all
American country music is genuinely theugliest most pretentious shit i have the displeasure of listening too in any restaurant. They should put WoW music here instead
>>568850492Yeah it's fun to play casually. The story is... bad, but the class gameplay is fun. There's lots of low-stakes, chill casual content to do.
>>568850492femdraes are pure fucking sexo. I cant play them anymore, Id never get anything done ...
>>568850492The vibe is a lot different. Most GenX'ers & Millennials quit long ago and a large part of the server are the same asocial zoomers you see filling every modern game. No one fucking talks outside pornshire which itself is dying.The game has had more identity crises than a middle aged man with split personalities, but it's in an *okay* place now. You can try to level 20 for free, start with that.
I've been away from my wifey alot lately. Hopefully she isn't lonely!https://files.catbox.moe/s4lh2q.jpghttps://files.catbox.moe/xryq4n.jpg>>568850769nAI isn't good with backgrounds and the other anon is talking out of his ass.I'm also hungover rn cut me some slack
>>568850492its fucking 12 euro or smt a month, just try it. I enjoy midnight more than any expansion since ... idk legion? 4 90s and actively playing 2 atm
>>568851435>cringefold for small>slutty eyes for big sexoooo
>>568850769Looks fine desu
>alot
>>568844259>Not named Futanaaru
straight male pandaren, what have your erp experiences been like
>>568854753unironically only been approached by a few male vulpera who asked me to fart on them
>>568854753>>568854840das guud
>>568854753>male pandaren>straight
>>568854753>straight male pandaren
>>568854753The only straight male pandaren I ever RPed with was super into vore.
Scoonps
cultural appropriation worg posting
>tfw dabbing on the alts with my own altDPS life truly is carefree ... leave the tanks and healers to deal in the real world
post green PoVs
>>568856269
>>568856532actual kino>>568856269generic trash
>>568856826shadowlands remix will be kino
>>568856826>;))))Kill yourself.
>>568844162MountsMogsCheevos>>568855605Based
>>568856963I shant you pantshitting diaperwearing doomie :)))))
>>568857036cute
>>568856532What is this pipeline?
>>568857345the sneedline
god i wish i were my dracthyr
>>568856269My wifey should meet up with her friend again soonhttps://files.catbox.moe/zscu7p.jpg
>>568856826two obese 30+ yo men texting each other btw
Straight male vulpera/pandaren/worgen is the most lobotomized thing to be. Or maybe just ragebait at that point
>>568856532What the fuck kind of fetish is this? This guy gets off to the idea of race changing his male orc to a female vulpera and then fucking his orc with the vulpera via time travel?The orc is stereotypical big dumb retard and the vulpera is overly giddy and slutty as an extra layer of weird.
>>568859193>noooo you must be a faggot like me nope
how do you maze+ as a dps without friends without wanting to blow your brains out
>>568859640I drive
where is alleria btw? I know she is obviously not dead because the 40yo cunts need her cringy self inster
>tfw I finally get a maisara key after 2 weeks of playing my own keywe only got an overgeared tank bc I started asking in trade chat. dont let them keep you down bwos
Male PandarenNo clothes except red fundoshi with pawprint in it
>>568836064same but also old dota2
>>568859640>beg your guild for a single 12 boost to get a +11 key and skip the unspeakable horror that is single digit key level pugging>downgrade your key to +10>run with 2 melee one of which must be feral ret or dk for iterrupts if you can>always invite bl to the party>never invite disc priests or low io mistweavers >never invite prot palas>never invite demo locks unless they are very high io>never invite devourers. they dont pump in low keys>never invite subhuman realms>once you get to 3k you never invite anyone with less than 280 ilvl and 3k io>check their highest timed key for the dungeon youre running. if they +1d it on your level skip them when it comes to dps and healers>main's rio score is the last thing you should be looking at. they can have a 4k main but if theyre applying on their shitty 2.9k 270 alt you should skip them>on algrethat specifically never invite tanks that havent ++ it or did a 15 or above. trust me>to increase the odds of a tank applying run a metaish comp with 2 combat reses and a bloodlust. they love seeing an aug in the group too>remind the party at the start of every dungeon that they need to clear their debuffs to help the healer>dont run 11s. do 10s or 12s+godspeed
>>568859860worldcore
>>568859640the magic solution is - play your own key. youll have to wait some times, but once you get it to 10+ people who run alts will swarm you up until +14. My dps alt is higher than my healer alt now because of just playing my own key ...
>>568860910cringelord shit
>>568862195do you have better advice?
>caused 4 fucking wipesits fucking over
>>568862332ye, I got advice>dont be a cunt>invite offmeta>chill out>have fun
Dracthyr with long tongues?
>>568857756Pumping
>>568862502i said feral is allowed even desirable and told him not to invite demo and devourer - the metaest specs. good luck doing keys without 2 crs and bloodlustto help the retarded pugstiming keys is fun. bricking keys is not. therefore maximizing the success chance ensures you will have the most fun.
>>568863042>ablublublbublublubokay cunt
>>568863314>bad advice followed by no argumentscool
>>568863389useless meta cunts spouting their bullshit like you are LITERALLY the most annoying things in this game. I advise you personally to kill yourself asap and stop shitting up the game with your clueless generic bullshit.gl hf :)
>>568863628>not inviting the meta damage dealers is being a meta cuntbe honest. did you get assmad because I told anon not to invite your main spec?
>>568862518
>>568841125I really can't comprehend why anybody would play classic at this point and I've played Classic-Wrath back in the dayClassic now is so far removed from the game back in the day I don't get how anyone can even get similar kicks out of itAtmosphere and story was better but at some point that stops being a selling point for me, the raids were simple and easy and modern classic players treat it more seriously than the dad guilds who beat it back in the day with 20 fpsChat is full with boosters, AH is a fucking joke due to botsHow is any of that remotely like Classic used to be?Playing Retail I probably had the most similar experience to old WoW when we were learning L'ura (HC) and finally beating it, it wasn't free because we managed to get x conscious people into a raid, it was an actual fight
>>568864043GIWTWM
>>568864641reddit
>>568864641What story? Before Wotlk the game barely had a story
poo lol
>>568862332I still haven't seen an appreciable average skill difference due to IO in the 10-12s I run, probably because everything between 0-3k is equally freedon't think I've seen a single bricked key on my main either, only thing I pay attention to is having BL (I have BR and a million interrupts myself as DK)
Am I the only one who had no idea you could now craft tier 3?
Man this is annoying, for some reason, despite having the enemy minion nameplates unticked in both game and Elvui settings, I still get nameplate explosions when facing BMs in PVP, any ideas? I'm pretty sure this is a game bug, not an Elvui bug.
>>568865550The process to unlock them is stupid and it costs millions. The only return they did right was Scholo.>do this quest chain>you may now visit old scholo with every item whenever you wishNone of that convoluted shit that has you doing the chain then collecting some currency and buying reagents and crafting shit. ZG is just as bad
>>568865816Seems reasonable that it should be expensive and time consuming given that the BMAH used to be the only way to get it
>>568865816blame cryboomers
>>568865550Old naxx and T3 farm is probably unknown to anyone who didn't play most of DF.Sucks for them, they'll never know how much money you can make from it by just farming for lamented tokens to sell.
timed MT 19 on my first try :)
>>568866779Oh boy time to pop some addy and farm the warrior tier three
>>568864040I am very honest in my opinion that metafags like you deserve death by firing squad :) or suicide, yknow
I resubbed and randomly have a level 70 boost, any idea how I got that?
>>568867034your application has been declined
>>568867353you got it wrong. scroll back to the beginning, your useless ass isnt getting an invite :) Ill take a surv hunter thats 12 ilvl below you to deal more dmggl next!
Well, it's probably the ugliest set I've ever seen, but at least it's done.
>>568867463sure you are lil bro
>>568867474imagine bragging about rival
>>568867560you french or something? learn to read scrublet
>>568867573Right. Because that's what I'm doing. Bragging about rival. You retard.
>>568867704>screenshot with rival as the highlight>teeheee Im just posting for fun :)))))either female or bragging, take your pick hole
>>568867704why did you engage it
>>568867870Shitting on europeans is entirely kneejerk
>europeans outta nowhereAre you fellas mentally unwell?
>>568867914>rival>shitting on anyone
Reminder that thread shitters bragging about being good at PvP are no names thus their opinions have no merit.If your character can't be verified shut the fuck up. We only count verified players here. Anyone can pretend to be 'glad'
>verifies his post inflation rival 1
I'm glad to be here and minigame with the thread.
>>568869107You're rank 1... in our hearts :)
Notice the ones talking about rival ain't posting gladiator?
The blood elf on the left has the old TBC voice for NPCs and sounds 1000x better than the thing on the right
unwashed worgen sheathes
>>568828838Amazin
what ilvl is it recommended for t8 delve as dps?
>>568860473Fucking furry trash guild.
>>568870684Whats you're class and spec?
>>568870805devoker
>>568870902Change spec to healerSet valeera to tankShe will carry your 11s even if you have low ilvl
>>568870959Salam alaikum
>>568870785Which furry is your favorite?
how much does a mythic chim cost? really don't want to pug that shit for a trinket but it's gotta be cheap as fuck by now
>mfw a paladin in tradechat wants to convince me their arent the most played class bc its just that easy with all the tools haha :)
>>568871129None, i fucking hate them all. I wish furries can go somewhere else and stop making our game into the libtard cesspool that it is.
SKRAWWWKGlobo gaming :)
we beat the game :)>>568871772
Healers and Tanks = ShepherdsDPS = Cattle
Need a fleshie only guildHardskins and clankers maybe allowed in for an extra fee
>>568871938>Left all your guildies names on.You fucked up
>>568871772
>>568872097True there would be no other way to find out who is in GLOBOFOMO
>>568871964god I wish this was a gif
>dinosaurs
>zhe still thinks names being '''''''''''''''''''doxed'''''''''''''''''' is some kind of bad thingHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
ded threadded game
>HI MY NAME IS BENJAMIN NETANYAHU AND I PLAY FROST MA--- ACKK!!!!
>>568873162>Ret & War setting aside their differences and uniting together to stop the frost mage menaceLove to see it
I’m getting shit returns on gathering, debating just buying my gold via token.
>>568871964>mfw I just want to be cattle for a while and chillpeople make way too big of a deal out of all this shit
>>568873759Virtual jannies are always seething
>>568873713if you are not making 80% of a wow token an hour you are literally better off getting a part time job at mcdonalds and working there 3 hours a week for worlo funny money
Guys why does my main blizzard account have aids? I literally went like 50-2 in hearthstone and 60-1 in hots on my alt. But on my main, im literally hardstuck in bronze. I spent like $500 on my main account, it sucks that I can’t really use it because they’ve got me in a win trading algorithm or something dude I don’t know. Shits driving me crazy though. Lol i bet all the blizzard games on my main are going to be like this. Anything involving ladder points. It sucks because im a multi rank 1 player but somehow cant get out of fuckin bronze without making a new account lol. Dude I actually asked a customer service nigga on the phone about hidden blacklists attached to accounts like 8 years ago, and she said she wasn’t allowed to reveal that information. Kek
>tfw I play the most kino of healers and my dps keep whispering me how glad they are to get a chill healer for onceEU wins bigly boyos
>>568874148Phone service lmao you think its 2009 or something? They fired those gms over a decade ago Git gud shitter
how do i get above the WoW poverty line?
The Jailor did nuffin wrong. Discuss.
>>568875025have you tried playing the game?
>>568875025Suck off tauren bulls for gold.
>>568875025you don't
im just gonna make my own wow. i know all the things from all the vidya that tickle people's brain-pickle.
>>568876208hope you got some billions to finance it haha :D
>>568867474>>568867704>posts attention seeking picture>gets called out>wtf i'm not doing that>>568867914>performs mental gymnastics and made up projection to randomly assume or pretend the person who called him out is europeanWhy the fuck are you like this dude? Actual unhinged behavior you really need some kind of meds.
i fucking hate algethar so much its un fucking real
>>568876365why?
>>568876341You are european, be quiet.
>>568876313you will all finance it. i will build the rudimentary basics and underlying gameplay and you will all p(l)ay to jazz it up. ultimately all video games are is objects with orbits and interactions. you could reduce video games to objects that are a single pixel if you wanted to and if your game was good enough via the underlying mechanics. 99% of the real game is invisible while 99% of what is visible is just glamor. video games are easy to design. you just have to be a gamer.
>>568876559No, but you are literally brown LMAO.
>>568876710>99% of what is visible is just glamor.no shit? its 2026, people dont want pong any more, you have to do more than the basic with your ridiculous basic bitch attitude, like so many others ... that went bankrupt trying to take down an established titan.
>>568876423before it was retards not prioing a lashernow its healers failing the fucking heal check or dropping two-three deaths at the end of the fight and or the fucking tanks not pulling aggressive enough in between the second and third boss or the retarded ass skip the caster mobs at the bottom of the stairs only for some retard to die during lust and have no CR to pick their dumb asses back upi hate this fucking shit hole so muchits the last one i need for res 19 and i've been able to get into three worthless groups trying for six hours fuck this god damn nigger game
>>568876873you sound like a dps sissy realizing for the first time some roles have actual responsibility, and you dont get a free ride any more.gl next friend!:)
>>568876994ya and 99% of them are complete fucking dogshit at it go figure
>>568876851there are many examples who failed because the underlying game was mediocre meanwhile we've had many games released recently which are very basic visually but excellent games with a large following. the entire debate of substance versus glamor is a big part of gaming DNA onto itself. im not saying the glam is not important. we all love the glam. im saying that it is possible to get by on skill first and then acquire glam later. *raises eyebrows*
>>568875109no, i need to amass my fortune before i can start playing!>>568875341can't reach them!>>568875808eating my third water sandwich of the day..
>>568877107go on crying about it instead of trying to work with them, Im sure itll work out fine! keep your eyes on that dmg meter!>>568877146wildstar tried that, people dont want skill requirement. They want a proven game that makes them feel like their unlocks are FOREVER. Fuck outta here :)
>>568877146>*raises eyebrows*Is glam some kind of tranny lingo?
>>568877265>>568877298you may have to accept this is one of those "not everything is for everyone"-scenarios
>>568877439That's not related to my tranny lingo question.
>>568877439not everything is for shitty dps players even if they start realizing theres more to the game than their parses. keking
Blizzard just has to update the graphics. The game is ugly right now.>ugly because half the game has 1990 graphics>ugly because the other half has "hello kitty my friendship is magic" graphics>ugly because they, without an once of shame, mix the two kinds of ugly graphics, making the whole game even more ugly than ugly.
>>568877187ready to join the clique and be part of a larger universe, fox?
>>568877536yes it is, jeet
>>568877595Stop being a tranny
>>568877573they will never do that as long as people are still paying billions in subscription and shop cosmetics
I called some people in tradechat retards earlier, and then people pussies that ruined my +14 saron while saying 'maybe tomorrow we can do better' ...am I gonna get banned?:(
>>568877710whales ruin everything yet again
>>568877825the fuck would whales even buy in wow? the fucking mount bundles in the shop?
>>568874148Anyone know how I can reset my gay matchmaking algorithm? Like maybe blizzard doesn’t even know that this is happening because I just can’t even comprehend why that would exist. I am essentially being given much, much harder games, like literally 200 times harder, but being rewarded the same amount of ladder points. >>568874291Wdym? I just went 50-2 on my alt, I went straight to legend rank. Im literally 0-5 on my main in bronze, lol shits pretty fucking gay. What the fuck blozzard???? My account is so old it got hiv on it.
>>568877934play better I guess
>>568877573on what hardware nigga, do I look like I can just go out and buy a 4070 right now bitch ass nigga? one of the biggest reasons I still play this dogshit is because it's easy to run
>>568877265fuck you nigger kill yourself
>>568878159ok dps sissy
im sorry lads but pokemon tcg live has replaced epic battlegrounds for my daily gaming fix since discovering i could import my old cards from pokemon tcg online and let loose in expanded
>>568878346>epic battlegrounds
>>568877583i mean, i guess i'm as ready as I'll ever be!
>>568877871ur moms fat pussy i assume
>>568878405epic battlegrounds are literally peak wowit's the closest wow can get to planetside or world vs world type large scale combined arms mmo gameplay and desu all i really want to do to experience a power fantasy in a setting that feels like being a hero unit in an rts game a la age of mythology or warcraft 3
>>568827908There's a type of player, you look them up on checkpvp and you see they have multiple classes at elite or glad rank. And you know you're just playing to have fun on a Sunday morning, and maybe you make a mistake. And they start foaming at the mouth, calling you names, saying vile shit. The moment this happens, it feels so damn good. Because you know that creature behind the screen, that's all it has. His score in a game mode that's dying. I sometimes even intentionally play like crap to bait them out (and then report them of course).
>>568878785The only battleground that was epic was Alterac Valley before reinforcements were introduced so the zoomie retards would have a number to focus on.The only good bgs these days are warsong and arathi, shockingly. Its almost like blizzard doesnt have any competent people working on pvp ...
>>568878785Sometimes if I'm online really late and nobody else is around i queue epic bgs. Always have a blast.
>>568879139I always run into russian premades that just graveyard farm until the timer runs out
>>568878592so nothing? nice point retard-kun
>>568878554Perfect! are you ready for pvp?
>>568879341ahhhh no I'm still really new there's no way I can pvp (: I'm sorry!
>>568879706theres no way 99 % of people can pvp but they still do ...
AYO WOW Gzhttps://youtu.be/MUyyPpb4HHk?si=uuuvO-q-L_E0eI-e
>>568879787whats this amerinigger shit?
>>568879706That's what they ALL say... i think you're ready. You just don't believe in yourself yet, but believe! we will make you strong
>>568879898Damn look at those gorilla arms on that thing.
>>568879745I'm self aware (scared) enough not to! :p>>568879898you are sounding kinda convincing.. ill consider it!!
>>568880704Join hands with us and have fun and lasting memories that will eventually become bittersweet when the endless march of time drags us all away
>>568880323kek
dornogal is the most laughably awful city.
>>568880704you will see...
>>568878405ebgs are the most fun for hybrid specs
>>568881035it was significantly better than silvermoon
>>568881182the spider city in its own expansion was way cooler, even the arathi town was more detailed. wrong!
>>568877187WrA NA?
Imagine if stunlocking an enemy made them incapable of preventing your advances.... I would play pvp....
>blatantly posts homosexual fetishist contentHow is this allowed? What has this site become?
>>568882451Reply to me when you talk to me.
>>568882392I mean it kinda does, if you stunlock them hard enough.
>>568882392Sounds like a plan, and you're the stunlocked...
Why are Xalafeet so lewd
>>568882451Motherfucker you're on /wowg/, this game is homosexual content now.
Troll done.
we did it team
>>568884492Use the coin
>>568884492grats sawickqt
>>568884492fuck you fuck you fuck youI HATE YOU
>cauces 4 wipes on mytchi luraits overi will never find a better guildi dont deserve anything, only hate, im a bad player
>random jackasseswho? that's not globofomo or even nerub. there is no 'we' here
>>568885046cute!
>>568885046Wife
>>568885046Tauren sleeve
>>568885046sex
>>568883436>stretched
>>568885331Watchu mean? I was probably going to use from the waist up in the final image.
>>568878785>>568879898>>568881075>>568882923What is the point of shilling pvp so hard? Do you guys think anyone cares you gank lowbies and shit up the thread all day in discord?
>>568885949you have no friends and refuse to have friendsyou really wouldn't get it
>>568885046
>blatant furry porn>"oh but its just thighs you schizo looollll"
>>568886913blessed
Why do zoomers insist in turning every trade chat into baby's first /pol/
Got mad that our prog night went to shit so I'm gonna log onto moon guard and report everyone who says "fuck"
>>568887247BASED
>>568887050who are you quoting?
>>568885713Its very clearly stretched horizontally dudeIf you reduce that ratio by 400 or so like this, it looks normal
>>568887862Ah. I thought you were making a joke about her getting "stretched". How did you do that though? Still learning and not entirely too sure how it got like that in the first place. Thats looks better your right.
arctium is back. big elf tits time is now please.
am I just not allowed to play as this? more dwarves?
I'M OFF TO THE PUTTING GREEN
There has to be something we as a thread can do about this
>>568879858UK, retard
>>568888409What's next for our adventures together? The teacher is watching us
>>568888491All you can do is wait it out, or leave like everyone else
>>568888268Just any image editor dragging the edge to shrink it or resize option.
any bitches in your game wear open toe heels?
>>568889003Thank you anon that was very helpful. While I was waiting for you to respond I figured out how to do it with ai. Love you guys.
>neighbor who created some of the best interiors I've ever seen is using shop slop for his exteriorWhy
>>568889704Because they like it?
>>568889704Costs less points so they can put up more shit because Blizzard thinks 250 is enough
>>568889957This is exactly what Blizzard hoped would happen when putting black skin options in the game
>>568889957Based jethro doing what god intended
nelves?
>>568888806I really thought one of you two was the grader/teacher. I guess mostly because you post at the same time as him and he mentioned being able to use ai. So does Qyurryus though and he disappeared at the same time the grader entered the thread. We need to make an evidence board.
>>568889704Blizz blatantly limited the amount of exterior options for your house so they could sell them on the shop.
>>568890237
>>568890528bigger
>>568890573I leave that up to the sloppers among us
>>568890617i wouldnt mind being slopped
>>568888806I don't know.>>568890359I spinx I knowo who de grader is. Not sure though.
How do you anons maintain your 'fun' in worlo like you do in an rpg? I feel pressured to participate in the artificial seasonal system otherwise I get the FOMO feeling. Old content beyond current expac is ignored, so there's no incentive or challenge to go through them despite cheevos, and cheevos is often an afterthought in games.
>>568890754All I do is seasonal content. m+ and globo raids.
>>568890702What did you mean by this
>>568890237You know, I completely forgot Naked Gardening Day was at the start of this month...
>>568890846Bold choice to do that with orcs lurking around.
>>568835580I'm more geared than world first raiders. Failed mechanics in +17 dungeons tickle me.
>>568827908Newfag here. Never tried WoW. I hate the PVP in all of the MMOs I've played. Is WoW worth playing if I don't touch raids and shit and ONLY want to PVP?How much work do I have to put in to become PVP-viable? Can I do it as a F2P?
>>568875025Play the game a lot and list every tradable item on the AH at the end of each game session. Engage with new patch content liberally and keep your eyes PEELED for any new transmogs or recipes that drop. Favor these new gold sources over tried and true crap like delves even if they give less gear or player power rewards. Yes, I'm seething because I didn't take ritual sites or assaults seriously enough.
>>568891592>How much work do I have to put in to become PVP-viableNot too much. A few weekly quests and battlegrounds will get you enough Honor (currency used to earn PVP equipment) and start climbing in Arena or Ranked Battlegrounds.>F2PSadly no. F2P caps you at level 20. Almost all PVP content is done at the max level of the current expansion.
>>568891045Why, so they can get beheaded and/or buried alive again?Be amazed if any had the balls to even return to Darkshore.
>>568887226Play on the real servers and trade chat is just so much boost and crafting spam that you have to turn it off. You're deliberately going to Moon Guard to read that /pol/ crap.
>>568891709I see. Thanks for the info.
>>568891784No worries. WoW PVP has a somewhat steep learning curve for complete retards, but you sound like you're experienced with PVP enough to be a fast learner.
>>568890839have someone take my character and aislop her.
>>568891741na that's every server, boostards are contained in services which everyone leaves immediately and craftards are on everyone's ignore list because you get 500 whispers when you post for one
>>568891893Whenever slopanon is around you can sometimes ask him to sloppa your character
>>568890359He's a mystery unknown to any of us. Even the elusive 'Fox Enclave' has questions so its not one of theirs
>>568891893only if its an hot looking elf or draenei with an unique looks
>>568891824You'd be surprised. I'm only good enough to realize how bad I am, but that's fine. I enjoy learning. I just tend to play games that fundamentally don't give a shit about having good PVP. (ie FFXIV)
What are they doing next patch to make leveling faster again?
>>568892187For what it's worth, I enjoyed FFXIV's PVP. I liked how the classes were condensed to more fundamental kits. If you give it a go, you'll find WoW has a bit more depth to it all, but similar overall "ideas".
>>568892258boosting quest exp including first delve completion ones
>>568892258stare at vanessa ass while you quest with her around azeroth and lvlup faster
>>568891968Can't you just see who is online while he is posting and narrow it down to the most likely suspects?
>>568892075my elf has huge tits if that counts
>+12 seat>druid tank dies to pack TWICE>ilvl 289honestly impressive how dogshit people are
>>568891741ive rarely seen chudslop on moonieusually I see it on area52
>>568892603He's not any of the sloppers or in the cliques. we have suspects but we don't care enough to pursue because he's fun, he can do his thing.
It's scoopdog
>>568894276What's scoopdog
>>568893503I'm testing out high damage no survivability specs in 12s before trying them in real keys.Don't doxx my bear ass chud.
>>568894802https://streamable.com/tat1vx
>>568895689
>>568893503>aa 19>bear explodes 100-0 on bird pack before crawth >says he got pecked twice and didn't get enough heals then initiates an abandon vote where sewer do these people come from
>>568895756azralon/ragnaros/twisting nigger
>>568894903CgGA8cL7tpvige+kkmGM9zUPWDAAAAAAAAAAAgZmxsMzYMWMbzMMLLDMbjxoJamZWMzMzsMmBAAAAAGMjNDYbbmBjZZAMFAAAYDzYALmBDGssNAzMAGAND I'M PROUD>actually almost died in a +12 while playing this>beat the 270 ilvl dps tho
Scoop
>>568890923>>568891171When did you 3D print my wifey like that?! You better not have a jar or anythingI love it when you do my wifey, that's so good
>>568891740>Be amazed if any had the balls t-
I think I'm burnt out
>>568895689Holy fuck his art has gotten so bad
I don't have a single raid trinket
>waiting for the timewalking mega event>going to level up 10 characters again >will never play them againI don't even understand myself
>>568899151The trick is learning that when you feel like leveling alts you've actually just become bored of the game and need to go play something else.
I just saw Melwinne
>log on to level alts >realize dps queue will be 30 minutes >hang out in Goldshire while waiting and forget how lazy my rp profile is I feel more shame about lazy writing than I do erp
>guy lists group>never invites anyone>afk for hours->guy lists group>declines me>see same guy again 10 minutes later with new group and 1 keystone lvl lower
>>568899668>>568847764
>>568894276What's me?
>>568845324
>>568855605cute taure - wait a second... what happened to her face.......
how do I know whether I should use potion of light or potion of recklessness?
>>568899359
im just gonna play herald of the sun retri until i quit fuick you ion
>>568898185Wow, its like a used a certain word starting with R to refer to after events or something.
>>568898185>destroyed alliance capital destroyed the horde as a factionpowerful
>>568901376>thinking there's a leg to stand on when they had to let ali play with horde to save the factionHow does it feel to have to play along side the tree burners?lol lmao
>>568899668You are the furfag who buys every store mount and fox suit from the trading post. You literally do not play this game but are online 24/7
>almost 2027>still can't choose your login screen
>>568900906What the fuck? Would
>>568901679Better than it feels to play the cucked faction altogether, retard. How's those three councils?
>>568903183Pales in comparison to the poor resto druid in a group full of orcs and tauren.
>>568902051Why is my wife in wow gee?
everybody wants resto shaman but it is so mind numbingly boring to play
>guy acts like a tard in m+ group>I leavegl hf xd>you will be penalized!!no i wont, as long as i complete m+ after leaving nothing will happen
>>568903941what if you get multiple retards in a row?
>>568904346then i eat penality and ask my tank friend for some quick 2s
>>568903421Wait a second, I'm a resto druid.
>>568904434Be careful out there. https://files.catbox.moe/z1yx70.jpg
>next match is against /gbpen/>losted to /mjg/>wonned against /lcg/are we gonna make it?
did my first 14. was tough because some mistakes were but we timed it +1. not sure how i'm going to do it up to 16, seems tough
>>568905139there is absolutely no difference between a 14 and a 16
>can't level a character without timewalking because midnight dungeon gives 25% of a level for a long 20min+ run>12.0.7 will only fix exp from daily delve instead of boosting exp from quests & dungeon spam by 50%/100%I just want to play my alts but don't want to spend 5h+ leveling
They said balance couldn't be achieved
>>568905334Unfortunately most groups don't have 3 competent dps players
>>568905190>there is absolutely no difference between a 14 and a 16kek what a massive cope. a 16 literally has like 20% more scaling damage than a 14. mechanics that leave you with a sliver of health in a 14 will straight up one-shot you in a 16 if you miss a defensive. unless you're getting boosted by a title group you're going to brick the key instantly. turn your monitor on.
>>568905325yeah, i'm also just waiting for timewalking to finish leveling my last couple of alts
>>568905451i pugged my way to 3.4k and aside from healers having to heal slightly more you dont do anything differently. if you can time a 14 you can time a 16 doing the exact same thingi cant name a single unavoidable mechanic that instakills you at 16. no chains and ice dots not getting freedomed isnt the same. you should be clearing them in 14s too
>>568905668>healers having to heal slightly morepost logs right now, you absolutely did not pug to 3.4k saying shit like this lmao"slightly more" in a 16 means DPS dropping like flies because they missed a 5% optimization on a defensive or a kick. doing the "exact same thing" in a 16 is how you brick keys at the first pack. post character or stop larping
>16come back when pugging 18s
I used to love watching lore videos, but there have been so many major changes to the lore that all those videos are obsolete now.
>>568905871I always preferred to read the lore myself and form my own opinions on it rather than listen to some retard talk about it
How far up their own asses are these people? Classic players not getting fleeced for the 27th time in a row challenge: impossible
>>568905795i think youre confusing 16s for some higher keys. most deaths are either because an idiot failed a mechanic or the healer fel asleep and didnt prepare for the heavy damage. very few were thanks to someone getting a mechanic 5 times in a row and running out of defensives and potions>clear your debuffs asap (you should be doing that in 14s)>send defensive when you will be taking damage (you should be doing that in 14s)>pump (you should be doing that in 14s)99% of keys bricked at the first pack are the tanks fault >logswho the fuck logs his keys at that level?
>>568906090>How far up their own asses are these people?These are the same faggots who pulled ->advertising their private server on official Blizzard social media pages>paying for ads for their server to appear on official Blizzard sites>thought they could be a NINTENDO HIRE THIS MAN with an unreal engine remake of WoW>touted their server as the blueprint for classic+ when the classic devs where already copying from another better pserver, AscensionSo yeah their heads are about as far up their ass as it could possibly be
>>568906414>who logs keysliterally everyone pushing 3.4k pushes auto logs to raider.io to check death logs, but nice self-report.you’re missing the point anyway. yes, the script is the same, but the margin of error is completely different. a minor mistake or a missed kick that leaves you at 10% hp in a 14 means the player is dead in a 16. you can't just brute force the healing through bad play anymore.
>>56888995721+. Lmao retarded americans needing to be 21. Most eu countries have it at 16
>>568906880>literally everyone pushing 3.4kmade me check and clearly not. not by be not by the other 4 players in my partyresil 15 and only one 15 and two 16 runs were logged by a rando probably because you don't need to analyze logs to know what you did wrong at that level when everyone is 280+>you cant brute force the healing through bad play anymoresounds like you are the one who hasnt done 16s recently. the things ive seen some people try to pull or ignore is insane. no idea how they got their io but they absolutely didnt deserve it
>>568907525>healers having to heal slightly more>no idea how they got their io but they absolutely didnt deserve ityou literally just answered your own question. you're playing with brainlet visual-prestige buyers who got carried by meta comps or bought boosts, which is exactly why the keys feel completely random.the script is identical, nobody is denying that. the difference is that a 14 gives those exact bad players enough margin of error to barely scrape through the timer while eating mechanics. a 16 doesn't.if you're actually 3.4k pugging with these absolute animals and keeping your sanity, congrats, but pretending 20% scaling doesn't change break points for bad play is just bait.
They added even more shit to spend accolades on... Surely 7500 is going to be enough to buy everything
>>568907772All that new shit drops from the new zones too. You won't have to spend accolades on all of them.
>>568907882>the new zonesGuaranteed to be kino because they are literal Legion zones.
monk or paladin?
>>568907631i mean if you are competent enough to clear a 14 you are competent enough to clear a 16from my limited experience the people not clearing their debuffs, straight up failing mechanics and doing low damage are the same. you dont see someone dying over and over to stupid shit doing high damageshit is almost certain to kill you at 14 anyway as youre rarely at full hp when you fuck up so a fuck up means death at 14 and at 16. yes you can barely boost animals in 14s but anon thought 16s will be significantly harder when they are not so let me rephrase itunless you were dealing less than 100k and never using defensives you are absolutely good enough to do a 16 while doing the same thing individuallyand then of all the 15s and 16s i did most were abandoned by the tank dying or healer eating a mechanic during a boss. only was abandoned because a dps was doing pisslow damage and we didnt have time. ironically it was AA 16 and we got past the first pull just fine but a retcel was sleeping on his keyboard apparently
I will say that as pres at 14 I could play a bit willy nilly but at 16 I genuinely had to be using 90% of my essence bursts properly and echoes definitely had to be in place at the right time.There is a jump, it's not a wild jump but I certainly felt it
>>568908503you are not only playing a healer but also the hardest most handicapped healer. of course things are different for you. for dpshitters such as myself there is no difference assuming you are competent
>convince friend to come back to wow>he's a grey parser
>>568908836Spec ilvl stat distribution and trinkets?
>>568908503healing as pres is just>breath > orb > blessingim healing 18s and it is still easyive literally had no issues healing so far people overthink this spec
>try beg my friends come back to wow>they remove me from their friendlistsnobody wants to play wow...
>omg you're leveling yet another character from scratch?? how about you do some real content for once??>check his RIO>160 keys done this season, 50 of those were windrunner spire, 40 were skyreach
>>568909000I mean, other than setting up echoes and using VE when Merithra's won't cover the burst, sort of yeah. Using blossoms (Or VE) for twin echoes as well.It's not a super complicated spec, but it's still up there relative to other healers
>>568908327Monk if and only if it's a Pandaren (or a female BE or a female Gob)
>>568884492I thought you died irl
>>568908994if you are parsing grey you are just not pressing enough buttons no amount of gear will fix that it is over for me
>>568908836>>he's a grey parserI can fix him
WOOOOOD DUDE I WAS PRESSING BUTTONS!!!
>>568909402Wrong. You can be pressing everything in the right order but if you just came back your stats are probably wrong and you don't have 4P and bis trinkets let alone upgraded ones and your ilvl is low so you are competing with 290 bis monsters padding on every bosst. 290 bis monster padding on every boss
>>568906880nah he's right tho logging keys is a 1%er 'tism mostly for death logs, no one outside that spectrum logs them. I think.
>>568904675>2-8manager is a crack wowg players are crackscracking momystrasza too
>>568909749>>568906880Logging keys is aug sissy behavior so that they can win arguments about their dps. They're never first place btw, just closely tailing second place behind top DPS even if played perfect.
https://files.catbox.moe/9ki4mg.png
>>568910479She's gonna milk him dry, isn't she?
for me, it's amani extract
>>568910479Why is this so funny
why arent people using ingame voice chatare people dumb
>>568909579wrong why are you comparing parses not adjusted for ilvl
>>568911196theres ingame voice chat?
>>568911528theres been ingame voice chat since fucking tbc
>>568911623never heard of it
>playing holy paladin in Midnight>forced to hard-cast Flash of Light just to fill rotational gaps because Crusader's Might redesign makes the flow feel like absolute clunk>wasting GCDs on Crusader Strike as a mandatory builder during high-damage keys just to get Holy Power>spamming Light of Dawn and zero-throughput Lightsmith shields while the tank dips, relying entirely on the 12.0.5 Word of Glory welfare buffs to carry you>meanwhile a fistweaver is effortlessly rolling their face on the keyboard pumping 1.5m HPS while moving at 40% speed during Soothing MistWhy does anyone still play this clunky garbage spec? Mistweaver is objectively superior for pugging M+ in every way. High key groups don’t want your rigid builder/spender window when Sheilun's exists as a literal delete button for group damage.Convince me Hpal isn't a dead spec carried entirely by Devotion Aura raid slots.
>>568911623has anyone ever used it?
>>568911904hardcasting is good and fun! Monk is strong but gets boring fast
>>568829468whatever happened to this guy?
>>568912054Not reallyThey updated the codecs for it like 4 years ago and it's actually on par with mumble and teamspeak now, but no one uses it regardless
>>568912123>hardcasting is good and funGo play a Holy Priest if you want to be a stationary turret. Hpal hardcasting in M+ feels like driving a semi-truck with flat tires.How does Monk get boring anyway? Unless you're implying Mistweaver hits a hard ceiling in high keys? Elaborate.
Pugging!~
>>568912495he still plays WoW and streams ityeah really20 years straightI was 15 when I watched him first time, now I am 32 and I have a familyhe never changed, still single, and plays games 24/7
>>568912643Theres no hard ceiling that I know of. I just think its a snoozefest spinning on groups into rotating your cooldowns on bosses and repeat. If youre into doing melee rotations maybe its the class for you
>>568829056It would make classic Andys seethe too muchI do agree that retail needs a soft reboot thoughI'm partial to the idea that N'Zoth won and we've all been hallucinating everything that came after the Ny'alotha
>>568912123>hardcasting is goodI hate the new blizzard philosophy of everything instant cast nowadays, holy priest went from a "spam flash heal" to "send prayer of mending every 7sec and other instant heal (including flash heal no cast proc)".I blame the casuals who probably kept dying without looking their feet on the aoe when casting but maybe also the pvpfags who kept getting kicked.I play healer to hard cast not to throw an instant every 7sec.
>>568912805>spinning on groups into rotating your cooldownsAs opposed to Hpal, where you just stand still, press Flash of Light, and pray the tank doesn’t die while you generate 1 Holy Power?Melee rotation is exactly what makes healer gameplay active. If you aren't doing damage and managing uptime in high keys, you're literally just dead weight.
>>568911428Nobody cares about low ilvl parses
can someone tell me why they hate us there?
>>568912917You can play the hardcast holy priest, I do it all the time currently. Of course youre going to throw pom, holy words and insta cast procs, but youll be doing a lot of hard flash heals and prayer of healing. I love it honestly.
>>568912123this is why I like rdruid so much, it's a balanced combination of both
>>568913346i hate rdruid because it is all proactive healing, i prefer reactive helaing
>>568913386grow your brain
>>568912953literally who?
>use OBA>blue parse>sneak into mythic raids>grey parsewtf...?
Who's the Titan of rape?
>>568913934me
>>568897048More nelfie dh in office clothes!
>>568913693Because high ilvl players don't do heroic raids anymore, so if you went with 285+ ilvl you can do better than players from 5 weeks ago who were 275ilvl.
>>568912694He's a based gamer hero unlike us secondary 4chud posers then?
>>568899359>>568900906dragon wife
>>568914043Nah this was the situation with mythic logs even a few weeks back.Your average gamer can play their heart out and only parse green because world first raiders are doing Mythic Chimaerus on 20 different characters inflating the logs.
>>568914470hes a fat shit
>naguura was a world first raiderwhat the fuck? was she actually good then? i mean she was in a rwf guild so... tldr?what class did she even play?
>>568914734she was in Method during WoD and maybe Legion, so yes its legit. im pretty sure she was a hunter or paladin main
>>568914734She played druidI don't she ever participated in actual serious tries, more like raid group 2 or 3 alongside farming mats for the main roster when that was a thingShe is still better at the game than regular shitters though
>>568915021stinky green orc peon with his huge veiny cock outside POV
>>568914886is she better than you today?other anon says she played paladin and hunter so not sure who to believe here
>>568913693>blue parsing in hc 10 years into the patch Wow
>wriggling capybara 150k on AH/wowg/ which site tells you what servers auction houses sell things for the cheapest?
>>568916112https://undermine.exchange/
>>568881557i don't know what WrA means but I'm NA yes!>>568891624that sounds exhausting!! i don't even own midnight so brand new content probably isn't happening for me (:
>season is expected to last at least 2 more monthsgrim
>>568916903>season dies in less than 2 weeksgrim
>>568916851wyrmrest accord the realm
I filled out a survey from Blizzard about WoW the other day and it asked me a lot about GTAV. Not sure what to make of that.
>>568917450Microsoft is buying Rockstar Games
did one delve todaywasn't fun
masturbated to elves todaywas fun
>>568917923>jerking off by yourself>not having your face smothered in your elf waifus big tits while she gently jerks you and pats your head while whispering in your earNGMI
I woke up hard as fuck and was so hornySo I thought to myself >I'll edge for a bit, get really worked up, then stop so I can bust a really big load when I erp laterBut then I edged too close to the sun and by the time I stopped pumping I had ruined my orgasmCock throbbing and twitching like crazy, but no ejaculateI didn't nut per-se but now my dick isn't getting hard anymoreI think I griefed and bricked my own key (the key is my cock)How do I fix this?
Explain this shit me, I havent played since LegionI just wanna fly around mine and herb to get tokensWhat do I do?
>>568917450That's just GTAV being the most profitable game in existenceThey want any kind of data on how to recreate(They cant)
>>568918540by unaliving yourself asap
>>568918473the luckiest man in boralus
>>568918587fly around mine and herb, hope you made a druid
>>568909749i've been above the cutoff for the last 5 weeksi haven't logged or reviewed a log once because i do not careyou should have the knowledge to know what went wrongi had some dweeb whisper me his wclogs addon bug and asked me if i loggedi replied: lol no
>>568911904imagine playing lightsmith
>>568918373I want a blood elf wife like this so badly
remember back in the day
>>568918540whos the broad on the right?
>>568919639Slut from Bloodborne
>>568919639Some rollslop character
>>568919302I have mained paladin and play all three specs, and I have never played lightsmith once and I never will.
does anyone have chromatic sword
>>568918587thats why I stopped doing poffessions
>>568920306yeah 2x I believe
>>568918587>skillamount you harvest>finessechance of extra harvest>deftnesshow fast you harvest>perceptionchance of rare items
>>568915157she played a boomy during HFC and was there for every world first kill
almost resil 13!
>>568921757Based fun haver
>mt 19>group wants me to use lust on the big hallway pull before the second boss >I press it >see some stuff in chat out of the corner of my eye but I'm busy sweating over dot damage and purging and wondering why everyone is getting smoked >realize i hit it one second too early so everyone was still satedOops I am the retard.
>>568918587Nigga just hold over the cursor over the things you don't know what they mean.The random procs of these make casual gathering while waiting for something more fun than before desu especially finesse
>>568922387>double proc of lush herbsoohaah
>>568912658what would you make drop prot war, if it was d tier (never)?
>>568912953Tribalism. The quickest and easiest way to "fit in" is to join in against the common enemy. He would need a desire to have nuance and understand what he is looking at to ever change that opinion, and things like nuance and understanding are awful for tribalism. It is kind of sad, he is not even entirely wrong in what he is saying and there might be a universe were got along and played wow and were friends despite me being a life long channer with no other social media interaction., especially if he is willing to recognize the sheer amount of retarded government propaganda being pushed from various directions at all times on the net at all. But just like my social space got overrun by /pol/tards his was overrun by SJWs around the same time. He is simply the equivalent of somebody on here posting something as retarded as "mmochamp? the communist child rapists forum trying to destroy the west?". Which is a funny post, but would be playing into the greater issue of internet discourse being absolutely annihilated by irrelevant irl politics in general. The secret club is as much of a propaganda pit as whatever he gets his fix from whether not he or the channers would want to recognize it. People will do almost anything for their tribe, even me and (You). Nuance and independent thought kill tribalism, but tribalism is really important to not just the tribesmen who would go insane without the social circle to exist in but especially the chieftain and nobility who will do and say anything to their people to maintain the privileges they (or those that came before them) earned. This stuff worked when the life expectancy of man was 35, but times have changed and in the modern era that general instilled human desire for tribalism became a tool for control, and control is the death of the human spirit. Dying is a lot easier than living, thoughbeit
>>568912694Main race class spec?
>>568922863Nigga, Im not reading all that
>>568922863Cinema picrel ngl
>>568923224https://worldofwarcraft.blizzard.com/en-us/character/us/illidan/towelliee
>>568923396this is not his main, he has multible accounts and million chars
>>568899668>that imageI tried to slop that theme one time.
PANDAREN OR VULPERA HUNTER???
>>568924553Pandaren if Alliance'pera if Hordesimple as
>havent played retail in 2 weeksman do i not miss this shitty expansion either. so far we've had a single good season (TWW S2) in the entire worldsoul saga, not looking good bros
>>568924668panda it is then
>>568924553Blood/Void Elf
>>568900906I wish I were in that bus.
>>568924797I HATE void elves.
herbin on rp servers is funny because sometimes you run into two furries on some remote beach just hanging out, I always wonder what they're doing
>>568922686Nothing. I love prot warrior too much to change.
>>568924875I don't I love Void Elf women
>>568924467That soup looks delicious, and high res.I ate a good and big hamburger yesterday
I started my HRT today, what transmog should I run (unironically)
>>568925763ICC25 HCAnd congratulations! Best wishes <3
i love the draenei bun so fucking much
>>568926501tranny glasses lemao every single time
wtf nobody told me female Haranir can look so damn good
>>568926501I love Draenei women so fucking much
>>568926532glasses are a thing people wear, go drink piss seether <3
Professions really fell off after MoP
>>568926532
>>568926707Went to shit with Legion like so many other things
>>568926707Like there was any difference between vanilla and pre df professions lmao
>>568927380Legion was literally peak retail wow. Stop coping and accept the fact that you missed out on a peak expansion. Bet you don't even have the mage tower artifact skins.
>>568927734>bet you don't even h-ACKLegion is and always will be SHIT
>>568927380This is especially true for engineeringNot being able to use goblin gliders in dungeons or raids because of a reason that was so fucking trivial and stupid I've actually forgotten what it was it made me so angry upon learning what the actual reason was
>>568925763Congratulations, Kinobringer. Always knew you would.
>>568927853Screenshot is literally not yours. Cope.
>>568927917What was the reason?
>>568928041Some MDI skip that would save you 5 seconds, iirc
>>568926532>mention tranny glasses>guaranteed repliesEvery single time
>Another reason PvP gearing is shit>People just premade crate farms with full gear
>>568927954The only people that care about the mage tower skins are the people that don't have them
I've generated literally 768 scoop images.
>>568928743the big cringe
75 Brown people running around Dalaran with Ashbringer is peak wow!!!11!one!
>>568928886Actually, I miscounted. I genned 128 images of scoops, 256 images of "boxes of drated cores" but I accidentally left the scoops in the prompt, and then 256 images of me looking sexy on a casting couch. >>568925176I left it going all night.
>>568925763You shouldn't take that shit and just crank whenever you get your gay tranny thoughtsDon't steal my mog either but something like this.
>>568929354dont worry absolutely no one would ever think about steal that
>>568928643Fake. You probably use tmorph.
>>568929302Holy cope.
>>568929528I'm going to need you to take a few more duo lingo classes before you reply to my post again. Thanks.
>>568925907>>568927920>>568929354Thanksies everyoneOnce I am done with HRT I am gonna get breasts implants as well as BBLIt is an investment so I can later start my own OF and become a millionaire
>>568929895You go, girl.
Have they uglified the "new" player models over the years?Started playing way back in OG TBC and finally quit cold turkey in legionRecently started playing again with an old friend on the anniversary realms and downloaded the retail from curiosity.one thing I immediately noticed was that Female humans, Nelf and draeneis all look kinda ugly. When the new models first came in cata I distinctly remember them looking quite good, few faces were bit off but overall they I felt like they were same faces with better textures.
>>568929972no you're pretty much in denial if you think the old ones look better
>>568929972Absolutely yes. Face on the right looks like a slut ready to give you a good time. Left looks just uncanny.
>>568929972>When the new models first came in cataModels weren't updated in Cataclysm, idiot.
>>568929972Idk if i would class them as ugly, I like a few of them but the classic models have a greater degree of charm at least for femhumans, drae, belf, and nelf that the new models do not capture. certain races were actually improved tho, most notably dwarves.You still deal with the same problem where theres like one meta face for all the options that just mog the fuck out of the rest of them, two if humie.
>>568827908>23 hours ago
>0-4 don't buy alky>5-9 fuck it buy alky
>>568930696I LOVE alky :D
>>568930406He meant WoD
>>568930696bring some for me I dont wanna go to the gas station for fucking booze
so I leveled to 90 and got 1800 in solo shuffle on a holy palaStill have 28 days of game time leftwhat next
>>56893118450,000 achievement points
>>568931184does solo shuffle give you the pvp elite set?
>>568929972back to wowcg uncle
>>568931753NTA but Yepp
>>568930406ou yea, true. It was so late as WoD.>>568930457I was just going through races in character creation but yea certainly. races like dwarves, taurens, orcs etc look great. Even Nelf and Human males look good but female seem to always have something weird going on just so they would not be conventionally attractive.Nelfs are gaunt, draes have really long faces and weird skin textures, all human faces have grooves and skin plemishes to make them look like they are in their 40s.I remember when the new models came human had this weird sims looking clay doll faces but all the rest looked like originals but HD.
>>568931184>I pvp for the rewardsNo one does or says this, it's for the fun and you know it. And also higher rating because improving is fun.
>>568928643Leg was a decade ago, still playing and posting on 4chan about it is not the flex you think it is.
>Lets login to retail see how it is
>>568932327I'm not going to find stuff like that in any of the classic versions I can play right now?
>>568932327why are you playing on meme chinese realms instead of moonguard?
>>568932197>posting about "the game" in the "the game general forum" is not the flex you think it isBro actually thought this shit was gonna gotcha anyone, not that anon btw
>>568932156everyone does and says this, rewards is a alternative thing to do. but at it’s core once you get sets and 2100 that’s it no need to go further
>>568932618glad mounts? hello???
>>568932618Unlike pve, the rewards in the pvp mindset are secondary you just pvp because it's fun. This is objective.
>>568932729passable >>568932750pvp is fun and the objective is to get clothes in the dressup game. nothing less nothing more. esports mindset is trans
>>568930673>boomer that doesnt play the game has been ritual shitposting this from>7 years agoTime to move on grandpa 4chan is the deadest it's been youre not being snark or funny to anyone.
leave him be, respect your elders you snot nosed nigger
>>568932913The objective in pvp is kill enemy team and win, don't try to change definitions in the dictionary.
>>568930152This desu desu
>>568932567It's pretty pathetic to be doing it for half of your life, if not more. Grow the fuck up. Nobody cares about skins you bought a boost for literally ten fucking years ago. Most of them look like dragonflight questing gear with grainy textures, and that is assuming people even notice what weapon you are using, which is unlikely. There is a reason glamor and mounts are king of the ring when it comes to proving your worth as a player.
>tank a +12>do a single pull wrong, still +3 the key>tryhard mazerat tells me to fuck myself at the endwhy are they so violently mentally ill
I'm back with alky>0-4 get moderately tipsy and do random BGs>5-9 get shitfaced with zero concern to my wellbeing and brick as many keys as I possibly can
>>568932471Wait are they actually moderating the chat on RP servers? I still have way too many alts to make the switch, but if I ever feel like making Horde characters I'll consider it
>>568922863>"people" think this is worse than >>568929972 (right)shaggy
i have done nothing but the main questlines wear honor gear and play epic battlegrounds since legion, and all i did in legion besides epic battlegrounds was normal raiding cuz i wanted to kill guldan myself
>a new expansion comes out>i try playing ww monk>im disappointed and find it unsatisfying>a new expansion comes out
>>568933753Meant to quote >>568926501 first instead Fuck sake.
>>568933786Based enjoyer
>>568933541I'm not that anon dumb sperg
>THE NEW MODELS ARE SO GOOD AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH>YOU'RE NOT A HUMAN BEING IF YOU THINK THE OLD ONES LOOK GOODsame energy as saying starry night is shitwhen you're raised on slop toks you can't develop any tasteits actually a travesty that you're so under developed
>>568932197Cool, now let's see your mage tower appearances. No coping or excuses just screenshots please.
>>568934189uh oh stinky!
>>568933598Report them for toxicity. Simple as.
>>568933786Based
>>568926828The finest nelf alive on the right.
The models are more high definition, sure, whateverWhat really makes me sad is they forced new animations on every single class during Legion prepatch, thus ruining the 'video game' feeling we had from vanilla to WoD>bouncymario.gif
Third match against /gbpen/ starting now.https://cytube.implying.fun/c/vgleague
The new models only looks better in those new wow porn videos.Nobody stares at naked models ingame unless he is an obssesed freak incel pervert.Normal people look at transmogs, WHICH ARE NOT THE ACTUAL MODELS.
new thread>>568935160>>568935160>>568935160>>568935160>>568935160
>>568934301forcing retards like that to take a break would probably be doing them a favorI just fundamentally don't get the mazerat mindset where they throw a fit over the tiniest inconsequential "mistake"
>>56893124650k achi points was in df not now lol
>>568851435pure sex
