Previous >>568820015>Global Game NewsTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineLink your account to Cygames iDCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_enCurrent Scenario: Make A New Track aka "Trackblazer"Current Rate Up: Inari One (3*), SSR Sakura Chiyono O, SSR Admire VegaCurrent CM: Gemini Cup - Tokyo Turf 1600m Mile/Left/Spring/Sunny/FirmCurrent Event: The Promised Hour>Schedule05/07 - New Legend Races05/10 - Mejiro Palmer (3*), Matikanefukukitaru (SSR), Rice Shower (SSR)05/10 - Taurus Cup - Medium/Left/Spring/Firm/240005/18 - Wedding Curren Chan (3*), Wedding Fine Motion (3*), Haru Urara (SSR), Ikuno Dictus (SSR)05/18 - The Promised Hour Story Event05/28 - Inari One (3*), Admire Vega (SSR), Sakura Chiyono O (SSR)05/31 - Gemini Cup - Mile/Left/Spring/Firm/1600https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Wedding Manhattan Cafe (3*), Wedding Gentildonna (3*)New Scenario "Rasshai! Tracen-ken" announced>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between servers)Starting guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalRace Analysis Tool & CM Datahttps://hakuraku.moe/umalogsMANT Agenda Plannerhttps://uma.guide/agenda-plannerRace Simulatorhttps://umalator.appFind networks if your region is blocked from the gamehttps://www.umavpn.topSeiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUmamusume Birthday Calendarhttps://ウマ娘.攻略.tools/events/birthdayUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyzCustom Stickershttps://schizo.farm/resources/stickersFind borrowshttps://chronogenesis.net/friend_search
sex with trainer
Digitan LOVE
an interesting build methinks, thoughts?can drop a race or two to cap wit, just wanted to get as many in as I could without completely explodingnot sure why I have been borrowing riko, she gives a little more SP but you get a lot more stam out of creek...so good
why would big sis get mad at you?
>>568845467Chill out Cafe
Marvelous Sunday...
Sunday Derby when
>>56884543115:40 JST10 hours from now
>>568845470Digicute!
>>568845572peeked at her while she showered
Mambo!
>>568845646I believe in Kenton
Mayano Top Gun is one of the characters created.
>>568845621Sunday derbies are usually on Thursdays I think
>>568845572I refused to eat my veggies.
*cum randomly explodes*
Yae?
>>568845937Bamboo Muteki!
>>568845809She is so pretty
>>568845365Someone make a derby OP later. I'll sleep for the dahby and probably asleep for a new bake.Derby is in 15:40 JST (+9 UTC)in around 9 hours
>>568845978LET'S GO JUSTIN!
>>568845365Marvelous.
>>568845937>>568845809Yaeno Muteki pregnancy
>don't feel like doing runs>don't feel like playing other games>don't feel like watching videos or anime>don't feel like going out for a walk or go to bedI'm just gonna sit, close my eyes, and think of my umawife...
>>568846070Cute Journey
>>568845646WHERE IS GOATMIRE TERRA
>>568845572Fapped instead of telling her I'm horny and letting her handle it
>>568846136Ardan wouldn’t want you to rot away
remember when we keep telling grass wonder fat fuck and then she fucking died? good times
>>568845572She found out I was avoiding her usual part-time workplace while eating out every day
>>568846136nyo...
>>568845937>>568845809Yaeno Cuteki!
>>568846184I always wondered what are these bizarre creatures called, especially Rice. they're like tanukis and use their logo but they're not tanukis
>>568846195Taking a break for L'arc
>>568845646MEISHO HACHIKO GANBARE
>>568845572Because I told mom and dad that we did the umapyoi
>>568846136It is like that sometimes... just try to take it easy.
got into a manic phase and ordered a bunch of supplements on monday and they arrived todaywhat the fuck am i gonna do with a bunch of tongkat ali, shilajit, and cordyceps pills
>>568846195It's the fucking Derby anonOnly 3YOAdmire Terra is 5 Years old
>>568846387Acceptable. I know our boy will pull through.
mejiro FARDAN hehe
>>568846374that is zakkoku (millet) rice
>>568846462I need a lap pillow from Ardan..
>>568846493Swallow them? What are they supposed to do?
I wouldn't even say no to a lap pillow from a fellow /uma/dacchi...
>>568846374>Milet: Around the same time that Tanuki as a concept became popular in the fandom, a different artist made another thing that went viral, a comic by the title of "Rice Shower that never Despairs" (https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/89116154) presented a comical take on the Rice Shower arc in Season 2 of the anime by presenting her in a non-chalantly cheerful and almost arrogant manner. The Tanuki fandom when this went viral quickly latched onto this depiction of Rice, unlike normal Rice who is still depicted with the standard Tanuki style, this version of Rice, dubbed "Millet" is often depicted with a smaller head and more thin limbs compared to the standard Tanuki bodytype. Millet is often depicted as a wholy separate character from Rice in Tanuki content, unlike Shonbori Rudolf and Symboli Rudolf who are just two different ways of portraying the same character. And Millet's characterization itself can heavily differ. Sometimes she is just that, a cheerful, overly energetic and in-your-face version of Rice, but some content depicts her almost as some force of chaos or a full-blown supervillain. Some artists also sometimes draw versions of other characters with the Millet bodytype;
would you let your uma oshi fist you?
>>568846708FARTdan...MacQUEEF...DUNGber...CRAPmonu...SHARTmer...BSHIght...RYAN...
room matches...doko...
>>568846993>https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/89116154translate it weeaboos
>rest head on her lap>she fards and completely destroys the mood
>>568847008don't trust her, she's a mare
>>568846070
>>568847076>...did I hear that right, room matches?>better get ready...
>>568847115retard
>>568847206hhahaha the fuck is this art
>>568847206Because I fucked your dad
>>568847249>retard>posts right-to-left manga ordered left-to-right
>>568847383you knew how to read it automatically so it doesn't matter
>>568847196Deadly Journey
>>568847008Cumming inside of Chrono before I go to take a nap
>>568847458actually I only knew that you posted them out of order because I had looked at the Pixiv page
>>568847147
>>568845572came inside and knocked her up when I said I'd pull out
>>568847249lmaothis is my favorite laisu
>>568847559*kisses you deeply on the mouth with lots of tongue*
>>568847147but you guys think Oguri eating a metric ton of food every day is hilarious
>>568847564
>>568847360I WAS JUST GOING TO POST THIS FUCK YOU
>>568847564>pic relatedI could swear I know what that's from . . . what was it called, again?
>>568846993>supervillain I KNEW IT NORMAL RICE IS A VILLAIN THIS ONE'S A SUPER
>>568847702Wh-what are you doing, b-baka...!
>>568847709This is funny>>568847147This is notLearn the difference, it will save your life
I think the new little ramen song is pretty cute
>>568847063hehe ryan is already shit
ate a whole tube of pringles in one sitting again award
>>568847920giwtwm
>>568847920but that's based
>>568846930NTA, but cordceps is a mental booster.
>>568846930i guessincrease libido i think
>>568847920once you pop you can't stop
>>568847920literally nothing fat about that. that's like saying that you ate a bag of chips. like, who cares?
>>568848127this is me but in reverse but not japanese
did someone say room matchroom match dokoroom match room match room match
I know everyone is focused on the Derby, but there is another graded race that day, happening after the Derby is Meguro Kinen. Last year's winner of this race is none other than Admire TerraG2 Meguro Kinen, 2500m Turf, 4YO and older only1. 2. 3. 4. Sire side - Duramente, Admire Groove, Air Groove5. Dam side - El Condor Pasa6. Dam side - Victoire Pisa, Neo Universe7. Sire side - Kitasan Black, Sakura Bakushin O8. 9. 10. Sire side - Rulership, Air Groove; Dam side - Agnes Tachyon11. Sire side - Kitasan Black, Sakura Bakushin O12. 13. Sire side - Gold Ship, Stay Gold, Mejiro McQueen14. Sire side - Duramente, Admire Groove, Air Groove
>>568848181teiobese...
>>568847920What exactly about "once you pop, you just cant stop" was unclear
>>568848181a tube of pringles is literally 800 calories...
>>568848427>dresses like a slut >hhhmmm please don't stare too much hahawhy do women do this
>>568848351takes one to know one>>568848512800 calories is jack and shit, esp when you only have one proper meal a day like I am :V
>>568848218Sex with Grass Wonder
>>568845937god she's so flat
>>568848569Wants to appeal to you without seeming easy, since easy tends to turn people off
>>568848646>
i wouldnt say no to a girl who seems easy who expresses interest in metoo bad itll never happen and im going to die without ever kissing a girl
>>568848769YWNKAW
I want cuddles give me some anons
>>568848845nice reddit/twitter meme, who did you steal it from, avatar troon?
/uma/ meetup when
>>568848872Trvke...
>>568848427
>>568848683She would say this after wringing me dry and seeing my exhausted body on the bed
>>568848925after nukes fall
I CAME
>>568848925DÜSSELDORF
>>568845365when is uma 2?
>>568848925I would only meet up with someone from 4chan if they had agreed to murder me
HASHIREEEEEEEEEEsomethingBLOOOOOOOOW my GAAAAAAAAAAY
>>568849048I already tried to get a meetup in köln
>>568848925LONDON
>>568849130mirai o naka e
>>568848925Anime Expo!
>>568849176>In the city of the fagsNo thank you
>>568849186I want this solely so I get to see the guy who keeps posting this>>568849224we're all gay here though?
>>568848337>Gamble RoomThey named this horse just for me
>>568848925You guys don’t even want to do a car meetup in Forza
>>568849359Not buying your cringe vibe coded slopfest that can't evne do coop stuff properly
>>568849359the game looks fun, even got a wheel thingy a bit ago. but game won't last that long I think
>>568849217rice unc here. I'll be there. There will definitely be uma cosplay events I'll be at. Not cosplaying but just attending to take pictures. Wouldn't be surprised if there was an uma wrapped car at the car display area too.
>>568849359I can do that in garfield kart
Thoughts on "Gaze on Me"? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ESzGaWnPsrU
>tfw no first rate dick so you can't please King Halo
>>568849484literally nothing lasts long for what /v/tards are concerned cuz they think anything under 5 billion user a second is dead as fuck
>>568849532I'll definitely go to the cosplay meetup. I'm not gonna be cosplaying umamusume though.
>>5688495979/10
>gays on me
>>568849587when will cygay add the touch features snowbreak had?
>>568849532>>568849708FUCK you. lame
>>568849597Pretty great song.>Creek, Ardan, and EishinMy wives..
>>568849409
Sakuracon ikimasu
>>568849597this song is associated to dirters so it sucks
The Japan Derby is the most overrated nip race ever
>>568849587
>>568849951>so it's amazingFTFY
>>568849359Why do people care about Forza, felt like the only people that cared about car games were turbo autists with a controller wheel or a full rig but everybody is talking about Forza for some reason
LET'S GO RICKEY
Gold City feet in my mouth
SASUGA TORENA-SANSASUGA TORENA-SANSASUGA TORENA-SANCLOSE SHOP
>>568850254why is her toraina a godzilla monster?
>>568847760I think it's Lovers
>>568850203It’s Forza, but in Japan
I'm thinking of changing my profile uma
>>568847681Agunes, my goddesu...
I am literally bawling my eyes out, because my trainees are lesbian
>>568850254I wish I was close enough to do this with someone
>>568850450nothing a good dicking won't fix
>>568849912and MANGAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>/uma/ meet upDid you forgethttp://poal.me/n3n1hq
I want to dance with my umadacchis
>>568849359not gonna roll up in my shitty ass Tahoe
god i miss my car
Everything has to be gay nowadays. Gay news, gay movies, gay music, gay games, gay month. I would be much happier if for the rest of my life I didn't need to see them or acknowledge their existence even once more. It isn't enough that every western ip has lgbt as one of it's core themes, even Japanese gacha with a miniscule fraction of lesbian players has to push it with every single character. Why does escapism have to mirror all the cancers of real life? After getting rejected irl I have to get rejected in-game too.
>>568850784Do you like... MY CAR??
me dancing at the /uma/ meetup
Good evening
>>568849597>gays on melove it
jiggie
>>568850658I need Kitaposters to grind on me
rooms
why did /uma/ suddenly become so horny for kitasan in the past week?
>Fail a 6% trainingit's so fucking over>Gamble on the practice perfect and it hitsWE ARE SO BACK
>>568850970Oh this one is ongoing:https://jiggie.fun/kaVZ1chttps://jiggie.fun/kaVZ1c
Nice thread globaltards
>>568851034>suddenly
>suddenly>>568850926>no musicwasted image slot fuck you DIE
>>568851087Nice fat rolls tubby
>>568851034>suddenly >in the past weekhaha
>basic blonde bitchwasted image slot
>>568851034"The past week"? I've been horny for Kita for the last 5 years.
>>568851034everyone loves her always>>568851138HEY BE NICE TO THEM
>>568851034
Danchou made me promise no more jiggies until I meet my quota
Which uma posters are the most cute anons in real life. I feel like Kita and Fine posters try too hard so they are probably ugly in real life
>>568851230ill be nice to them once they start fucking up
>My first and only gf left me after she suddenly discovered being lesbian>I have to relive my trauma every day with my trainee wives being overly affectionate with their rivalsIt's unavoidable. It's just a matter of time until they abandon me too.
>0 healingNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>568851034Pitasan was always beloved here
Attention please!>King Halo Wife.That is all.
>>568851087YOUR ASS IS GOING IN THE POOL
>>568851030Ines Fujin is just Hishi Akebono minus one pigtail. You can't convince me otherwise.
>>568851483finally a good post
>>568851429forgor pic>>568851341I think I'm fine....no pun intended......just wary of twink death
>>568851531If I was Dia's trainer I'd lose to her boobs within the week
I love my trainees so much, too much, but them seeing me completely platonically just because I am a male, gives me unironical mental breakdown. Why does Japan insist on making their male player base suffer?
>>568851341Ace posters!
>>568851034I've been posting almost every S3 Kita image I've found for months but randomly around 3 days ago various twitter faggots finally realized she's the most beautiful uma ever designed so I've got a lot of new more material
did we enter yurischizo hours
>>568851783wtf i love umanime now
What kind of ring will you get your Uma when you finally propose?
>>568851034umama
>>568849597beholdthe sexiest umashttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hbprhhrQ3rI
>/uma/ meetupI extremely doubt any of you are from central yurop. Maybe if cygay announces yurop release of boane movie, maybe then.
>>568850371cause it looks cool
>>568851867
>>568851804I wouldn't know since dyke, lesbian and a few other similar words are filtered
>I want to marry my trainee>I get on my knee and present the ring>She rejects me because she's a Iesbian>I want to kill myself
>>568851920anywhere in yuurop in general is fine at least for me since travel is so easy and cheap
>>568851676Same.
>>568850426Many are saying this!
Yes, I'm extremely interested in meeting with a bunch of mentally ill people.
>>568851952Is this Nishino Flower?
>>568851913the sexiest umas... and curren
this is the definition of AURA
>>568852083you know we're all joking, right?
I'm male and I like being male. will there ever be an uma for me?
>>568852062tachy shoejobsdon't even know what makes them the best shoes in the franchise but they are the best shoes in the franchise
>>568852228biko is also male
Bamboo Memory has given me the gold skill exactly once in the 15 runs I have taken that card. If I ever end up with her as a trainee I am deleting my account.
>>568852083I am the most mentally ill person in /uma/, thus I have nothing to fear
>>568852292teiobro...
>>568851341Chiyo and Mirako posters exude twink aur, they're the most likely to use skin care creams
Bros for CM15 if I can't get Uma Stan on my End is she brickedIs she??!
>my trainee showed up with another man
>>568851778sex>>568851867marriage, then sex, then oyakodon
>>568852362yes
>>568852292I find that hard to believe since there isn't a Topro image attached to your post
>my trainee showed up with another uma
>>568852410We had one whole day without him please don't summon him back
>>568852380
>>568852503nothing wrong with your trainee having a girlfriend
>>568852578shut up /v/tard dont talk to me
>>568852375She belongs to the streets>>568852503They belong in my bed
>wit lowrollnatie is so fucking shit but I need 60 rb
>>568852503does that uma have gray hair and dresses in a red, white and black color scheme by chance?
Kitahara is so lucky...
>>568852180Oguri Fat
the yurinigger updated his pasta today, everyone update your filters! No (You)'s for you, dishonest little shit. kill yourself
>>568852387UghhhhhhI just got Medium S so she BETTER get Uma Stan next spark...Aaaaaaaaallaaaaaaah
>>568852292Anons call me yurischizo and I have several diagnoses
>>568851738
>>568852738I don't use filters
Someone gimme a 40 race Mile/Med/Long Turf schedule, I want to try something really funny.
>wanting a cute gf makes you a /v/tard
>my trainer showed up with another trainer
>>568851997*pulls all the 90s umas into her orbitHow does she do it anons?
>>568852292I got accused of being the ntrfag, the schizo and chiyofag all in one thread
>>568852840Do it yourself.https://race.daftuyda.moe/
>>568852279Belted, leather high heels that are both realistic enough to be something plausible to exist in real-life, yet stylized enough to fit well within the setting; open ankle cuffs with a ribbed cloth mesh ties the design together in a way that is both sleek and comfortable-looking; the white leather contrasts against the dark leather tights she wears without unnecessarily detracting from the rest of her outfit, complimenting her white lab coat and faux-sterile look. The cleat blends well with the rest of the design due to the placement and coloration whereas it is an eyesore in certain other designs. I could go on. They are perfect in literally every way.
do /uma/ bwos have a native slang?
Oh wow La Dama Perfetta is giga juiced meta for the next 2 chanmi. Together with Stego and Auruvu inherits she is bonkers. Cygames never fails to power creep after power creep. Release something in equal balance level never ever. Well at least we PaceGAWDS don't need to roll for her, but I'm sure we're getting milked when the scenario drops.
>>568852840I'll give you mine once I'm done with pre debut
I will reply to it because I am also mentally ill. Witness me.
>>568852279
>>568853034That thing only ever gives me a 34 race schedule, never anything beyond that. No idea what I set that it does it or whatever, but it does. Changing the max race in a row thing to 20 doesn't do anything either, the limit seems 4.>>568853129Thank youuuuuuu
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>>568852657>1000 Wit>LowrollI need to see an average run of yours for myself someday...
How can you afford to run 60rb decks? The best one I can built got 30rb.
so... how much should i wait more?When will Super Creek actually show up in my life and hold me, comfort me and pamper me?
>>568853268get wit facility to level 3 at minimum before junior year is over
>>568851661Grass Wonder twink..
>>568853297Kita indio weko
>>568853297Temeo, Kitasan zorra culia
>>568853047>leather tightsHad leather on the brain, they are most definitely not leather tights
>>568852942I want to "compare notes" with Kiryuin...
>>568853069>This is a thingHuh alrighthttps://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/Category:English_4chan_slanghttps://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/rapestick#English
>>568853297Texas
>kitafags are third-world divegrass enjoyersit all makes sense
>>568853421>indio weko>>568853439>Temeo zorra culiaWHAT IS THIS
>faggot is from homovilleit all makes sense
>>568846930cordyceps takes over your brain and turns you into a fungal bitch slave
>>568852225I wasn't joking, I really wanted to meet up...
>>568853069Is boyfaggot ever used anywhere outside here?
umatecito
>>568853335What about Speed...
>>568853489Every Uma is liked by at least one third worlder. Yes, your Oshi included.>>568853489
>[-]
>Quad mood down right before summer>0 energy>No energy items>No cakesThis shit happens every day now. Fuckin' hate it here.
>>568853297Kitasan Weón
>>568853729No one ever talks about mine so I don't care
>>568848878
>>568853281nta but SR Nishino and SSR Marvelous (event) are both 15 RB. If you borrow Wit Nature and bring Topro/Stinko that's already 55RB with two slots left. You do need some MLB cards for that though.
why the fuck is the server so slowwwwww rn
>>568853725lol, lmaolvl 2-3 suffices in senior>>56885318739 races total with ts climax, feel free to skip op races. and don't be afraid to race in summer eitherdepending on items you can do a lot of 3 racers or even 4 at times
>>568853851game too alive gomen
>>568853880Thank you. Going to see if that thing works out tomorrow or not.
>>568853660Why did they make Dia black as coal here?
>>568853809Just wait until Mr cock and balls becomes playable in global.
>>568853281>30rb from 3 wit cards (lol fronts)>15rb from marvelous>15rb from 2 speed cards (kita + ntr maybe)ez
>>568851738ace on my face
>>568853880>>568854017you can fit in an extra race if you lose debut
>>568853645I meant about meing mentally ill, we're all percetly normal folk here!
>>568853729It could be worse. Your oshi could be liked by women.
>>568854073Satono DIAMOND
>>568854081Not even my wife, just an image I wanted to use>>568854132That feels silly, but thanks for the tip.
https://x.com/wonderings33201/status/2060362125676081240
>>568854158oh well okay then!
>>568852062
>>568854158PERFECTLY*>>568854132OP races are already sus enough as is with the sp gain...
>Latinx brownoids are hereNo surprise we can never have comfy threadsThese monkeys are in a constant state of violence in their PvP mudhut countries
>/uma/ meetup is just smelly europoors meeting with equally smelly latinx
>>568853297>>568853660But they're supposed to be best friends.
>>568854192Reminds me of this.https://x.com/fuwari0902/status/2060632493443907743
>>568853880>lvl 2-3 suffices in seniorDoes it..?I feel like the neglect of Speed would make the early Mile races quite difficult Even with 60 RB if you get fucked with 3 Guts + races it will not be good I presume....
>>568853535ChileansBasically SA aussies so pay no mind
>>568854452what an INCREDIBLE tweet
>>568854375>meanwhile americucks stay in their neet sheds like little cucks while the rest of us have a good time touching grass and having a social lifeLmao
>>568845365When?I have the first piece of the shortstack's Exodia
>>568853535she's wearing the official colocolo shirt which is the most popular chilean football team and their mascot is an indigenous man "indio weko" means faggot redskin and "Temeo zorra culia" means I piss on you foxy skank
>>568854371>>568854375uh oh burger being uppity racist chud incels again>>568854638lol pretty much
SEAbros what about our /uma/ meetup?
>>568854302You may have defeated one, but can you defeat them all?
Why do I continue playing and financing a game that makes me feel worthless for being a man? I just wanted to feel loved
>>568854679chileans are basedi didn't know that when i saved the imageit was just sexo kitaquality
>>568854679Kudos for translating without suffering an aneurysm
>>568854638going out to a meet and suck with the other eurofags once every year does not count as grass touching, nor does it constitute a social life
>>568854375I take one to two showers everyday and always use deodorant though.
>>568854830same thought when I saved it a while back too
>>568854269Every uma after their career should look like this.
alright lil manwhich uma do you think has the coolest racewear
>>568854671soon
>>568854830Sorry for calling you names then, I support an opposing team, so I HAD to.
>>568854375
>>568854763
we're all friends here
Why do I continue playing and financing a game that makes me feel worthless for being a man? I just wanted to feel Ioved
>>568854269more like meisho fatso
>>568855108proof?
>>5688550430Cuantas Malvinas has tenido culiao?
>>568855096Guess I'm the dumbest person alive then.
>>568855043Dia is Argentinian? I didn't know she was racist
>>568855096guess i'm the smartest man alive
>>568855096>pedo
Conducting the summoning ritual.
>>568855096and I, am also here.
>>568855108I'm not friends with browns
https://youtu.be/Kj7wBbemzHw
>>568855008Coolest? Hard, most are dorks, tryhards or OH MY GOD I'M COOOOMING, but cool are a fewGuess Rudolf and Windy
my problem with mayano top cun isn't her being a child, it's that she's ugly.
>>568855008Ace
>>568855113>a game that makes me feel worthless for being a manwut
>reddit tachyon
>get some random ESL youtuber video recommended to me talking about the 1.5 anni (uploaded 1 day ago)Bro... that's in 2 fucking months what the fuck are you doing
>>568855281His dam was Malpensa, an Argentinian racehorse.https://www.jbis.jp/horse/0001144170/
>>568855418>t.
Imagine the Sega uma arcade games we will never have
>>568855108Can we be more than friends?
>bwooo you need mant parents
>>568855465Lol I got that too, bro must've paid for a boost
BASED Ace chads
>>568855043Ain't it funny how Dia-chan is the actual (half) Latina Uma but Mexicans and Peruvians can't stop fighting over El Condor Pasa, a white uma from Burgerland?
mambogeddon?
>>568855575me on the right
>>568855634>mambogeddon>brickpocalypse>/uma/club disbandingTHEY ARE NOT REAL
>>568855281
>>568855634Mambo couldn't be doing better actually
>>568855281dam was argentinian, while flower curren dam was chilean. they've started using south american mares in the last like 10 years since the inbreeding was getting crazy after decades of sundayman wanking
>>568855720why not?
>>568855658Bue-chan please give me a nursing handjob
>>568855634Any day now...
>>568855634>the only club drama lately is random Eden infighting>xitterfags somehow think this is cygames nuking bots insteadso boring
>>568855767>>568855751>>568855482cheers bros
>>568855809The power of friendship
>>568855751curren bouqueteira...
>>568856037i see...
STOP POSTING CYCLOPS
>>568855768i wanna slap my big nuts on her big tits
keep posting cyclops, I'm jerking it
This doesnt make any sense to me. Taiki Shuttle is Fukukitarus best friend in the game pretty much.
>>568856124But why?yhw tuB
>>568856124>>568856189
>>568855426they made every uma lesbian just to spite male players
>>568855751El Condor Farsa
>>568856195>sprinter>stayerMiracle that they even have that much affinity
>>568855494I will not take my dick out my pantsI will not take my dick out my pants
>>568856264Thats not really how base affinity works, it accounts for both ingame and real life relationships
>>568845646L O V E C E NOVECEN
MORE CYCLOPS FOR MY CYCLOPS OH YEAH
>>568856428
>>568856242>PeopleI'm a woman who bleeds every month and want to kill myself every time it happens and I would rather ship Uma with me. >>568854578She's so real for this.
8 hours
>>568856048Just like regular Curren Chan
>>568856407
>>568853313Stay strong, Creekbro.She will come eventually.
>>568856554FUCKING STOP
>>568856554LMAO
>>568856195there are a few affinities I've noticed that make zero sense. Digitan having rock bottom affinity with King Halo is just insane.
I'm going to bed so I have a nice 8 hours of sleep before the derby begins. Night, fellow Trainers.
>>568856554they're spreading...
>>568855767It's actually not as though SA mares do much for Japan in that respect. No Sunday Silence, but Southern Halo is an almost equally universal sight in their pedigrees, and guess who his sire is. Malpensa has a lot of Halo in her pedigree. The much more sought-after foreign mares to breed with excessively kinkame x sunday stallions who don't have a lot of wiggle room with Japanese mares are European, since their gene pool is almost entirely distinct, while SA is very much downstream from US breeding in the same way that Japan has been.SA mares are just great in their own right, which is why they're exported worldwide. They're sturdy, and they're dirt cheap. You get more than what you paid for.
>>568856195Narita Brian being the highest affinity with everyone is absurd too, considering how much of a lone wolf bitch she is
>>568856350And running styles
>>568856517having a cock and being horny is awesome everything else sucks though
Does anybody actually like their danchou
>>568857041yes, i am he
>>568855809>>568856037>>568856093>>568856219>>568856279>>568856507
>>568857041Yep he's the best
>>568857041my previous one was a fuckhead but current is cool
>>568856517>there are w*men with humanko in this thread RIGHT NOW
>>568855751>MaracasReminds me of that one time nips invited CR7 to a show just to treat him like a Brazilian, with Carnaval and stuff. I can't see his face without laughing
>>568857078fuck off
>>568857041He's better than the last one
>>568857041I have stronger opinions on other danchous than my own lol
>>568857086>>568857124Mambros...
>>568857041I wish I to have sexual intercourse with my dancho.
>>568857078I'm not a foreigner I already got my green card and enjoy living off your taxes little cuck
>>568857086>>568857124Autisbwos...
>>568857086mambwo...
>>568857041mambodancho unironically did nothing wrong and his club is genuinely evil for bullying him until he quit
>>568857078
>>568857090she's so real for this
>no med st-thanks
>>568857041I dont even know who the hell my danchou is and you're kinda weird for knowing
>>568857146>instant coffeeCafe would only drink French roast.
>>568857078I haven't watched vtubers in years but damn Iroha's porn is so good
>>568856517why are you a dyke?
>>568857283mambodancho unironically did nothing
>>568857393Sarashi are an instant +10 to lewdnews potential
corn is wind pollinated, and produces no nectar. but bees will visit the corn anyways. they are hungry for the pollen.
>>568857358>french imitation instead of the pure colombian shitShe gets her dusted plants directly from the source. Don't ask why she can't get into the US
>>568857358>Cafe would only drink French roast.I doubt she'd be a poser.
>>568857090Zased
>>568857283Real facts.
>>568857412God made a mistake when he made me.
>>568857041I'm jumping ship because of my dancho
>>568857274
>>568857473incredible
>>568856517shakursis....
>>568857146>>568857358If she were to stoop SO LOW as to drink coffee you can find at walmart she'd pick this
How the fuck you rack up rank SS with only sprint and mile races?
>>568857613Not to be confused with the OTHER shakurfagI think there is like3 of them or something
>my prof for once since full discount>start jobbing every racefucking lol, never again. pace down in career is fuckiong cancer
>>568857779PULL FOR SHAKUR
>>568857802What
>>568857613I'm not. I won't say my favorite though there's no real need.
>>568857853fenomenosis....
>>568857765just race amigo, it's easier than medium/long
>>568856195It's based on affinities, in story relationships only add a few points. You can find plenty of pairs that are close, but have dogshit affinity, especially if one is a sprinter.
>>568857751To tell the truthInstant coffee isnt horrible long as you arent buying the omega strugglebus brands from walmartThey CAN make do even if you are a coffee snob in an emergency
>>568857965show deck
>>568857849replace my with buy
>>568857458this applies to Inari but not to Brian
>>568857309You do have med s though? In your cabinet go take your med s
>>568857553jews made you like that
>>568858051god also made jews
>>568857041I don't even know who my danchou is, so yes.
>>568858005>>568858042thanks I forgot
>>568858031
>>568857424t. vile Mambo anons
>>568858027
what are the important unique skills for CM15
>>568858201EWWWWWWWW>>568858027thank s for correcting I wasl azy
>>568857853say it say it SAY IT
>>568857590>change da world>meye final message. goodbeye
>>568857848
>>568857970guy who's been drinking good coffee for 2 months: i would die before drinking instant coffee. if anyone offered me instant coffee i would stop speaking to them.guy who's been drinking good coffee for 30 years: have you ever tried folgers
This cyclops forced meme is shit which club is doing this? mambo again?
>>568857124>>568857086Mambros...
Uma would sooner introduce Lovecen than Tosho Boy, it's OVER.....
>>568858474Mamclops
>>568858474/uma/club who else
>>568858474t. rabi poster
>>568858179Brian is really hot and cool and I'm tired of pretending she isnt
>>568858420New coffee snobs are more snob than coffeeAncient coffee snobs are more coffee than human
>>568858545Many are saying this
>>568858474
>>568858683not me
>>568858697kek
>>568858683carried me during the dahby cm too
>>568855038i dont mind
>I want to marry my trainee>She gets down on one knee and fires an optic blast into my skull>The entire upper part of my torso explodes>She would have said yes though
>>568857274I liked him. Hope he's alright and just got bored of uma
>>568858474>>568858529no its not my club...
TORENA SAN.... MITE...
I do not care for the cyclops meme. They were funny a few times, but not if spammed, and not when editing just almost any posts and anyone.
how about another jiggie
how about a room
>>568858782Its ok, Trainer got better.
>>568857848Hmmm nyo. Her personality is not my type and her racewear is not /fa/
>>568858881now you're just begging for it
how about another cyclops
18273582Testing questionable quality CM15 beta aces
How are runs today? Good seed? Bad seed?
>>568857779>I think there is like 3 of them or somethingMachico doesn't count
>>568856517This is just further proof that umas and womens irl are all lesbian. Nobody likes men.
>>568858961Because they'll instantly prove my point if they do
>>568858961I would but i'll stop for now
>>568858946But what if she committed a violent rape against you and just showed up anyways?
>>568859004Average sneeds.
>>568859049Who?Im thinking of the shakursis and the glowie shakurfagI THINK there is a third one though
>>568858845Proper young ladies shouldn't do gestures like this!
admire yaybers
It's always Mambo's fault.
>>568858526Pre-1980's umas are fucked because cygames considers the Golden Generation story to be the start of *real* horseracing in Japan, with some exceptions like CB and Maruzensky
>>568859219ayaberrrrrrrrrrr
>I want to marry my trainee>I get on my knee and present the ring>She rejects me because she's straight>She calls me a disgusting carpetmuncher>I want to kill myself
the only one I admire is my punny wife
>>568859198The voice actress for Teio, who is a known massive Shakurfag.
>>568857041I hate him how lucky he is with rolls and wins CM with low roll umas
>>568859003Not good....Let's run it back58837327
>>568859242what the fuck are you talking about when like half the horses in global predate the golden generation
>>568859340WTF THAT'S ME
>>568859231The club, the bird or the uma?
>>568859328Oh thats interesting i guess?
>>568859370Nuh uh youre hallucinating, JP player
>>568859340
>>568859231Why are they still called mambo when they've been hijacked by fukuposters?
>>568859384The club of course.
>>568858881It was only funny for the chibis and editing them like a shark
>>568859345FINE ON THE PODIUM!!!!88386366
>>568859284Go read mant and ballroom events again. Every uma is canonically lesbian. You will never understand the heavy stigma and ridicule of being a straight man.
>>568859704That's my princewife
>>568858881>but not if spammedDon't you know? /vg/ is normalfag territory akin to /v/, twitter or YT comments, meaning that EVERY SINGLE DAMN JOKE has to be run into the ground with deadly precision.
I got too lucky rolling for inari one and now cygays turned off the mile S machine
>>568859620ra...
Stego cute.
I think the cyclops are funny
>>568859609If we are operating like that, it should have been called "cute meme name for Dober-san" since her banner dropped
>>568859934lovely
>>568859693NIGGER Grass early proccing Radiant cucking me out of optimal timing 6th13994843
>i want to marry my trainer>i get down on one knee and propose to him>he tells me hes gay and kisses his husband in front of me>i get a nosebleedyaoisisters there is hope after all !!!
>>568859953Berry.
>>568859936
STOP BOTTING
Do you people really have such a thin skin...
>>568860137But I have thick rubbery skin. Source: I'm fat.
>>568860145sex
What the heck? Satono Diamond yesterday, Gran today. Both single pulls.
>>568860085Yeah that one. Mambo should have been renamed to Berry, since he liked Dober so much
>>568858881I didn't think it was ever funny. Theres not even a little bit of context and a joke like with the criers that are actually funny sometimes. But it seemed harmless it wasnt being spammed then. Except now whoever was doing it is also replying to random posts, while doing it too. Borderline actual spam. Not really surprising these days though but I wish it was at least amusing.>>568859793But there's not even a joke to it.
>>568860281He changed his game avatar like every other week retard
>>568860032Unmatched mid-race Grass T_T44893106
Why do artists never draw Vivlos with her canonically super huge ass?
>>568860329>theres not even a jokeyeah there is. it looks silly.
>>568860329the joke is that it looks funny
>>568860329Just cuz you and I don't find it funny, doesn't mean there is no joke to it. The joke could be the person behind said joke.
>I will never have an uma gf because they hate cockI just want to take 1000mg of tapentadol. I have it in my drawer. I could just shut my eyes, go to sleep, and never wake up.
MINNA MO ISSHONI KIRAKIRA WARATTE~ HAI!
>>568860329autist normalfag oguri kys
>>568860348It was Oguri for a bit and then mostly Dober
>>568860329This is such an odd thing to be this upset about
>>568860145
>>568860351Mr CB card is a scam95938820
>>568860546GOO GOO GA GA
>>568860546Sex with Creek's boobs
>>568860585
>>568860546how do people find boobs this absurdly oversized hot
>>568860130No.
>>568860329I do think they looked funny when edited as a shark and with cyclops eye. Whoever decided to edit all the posts in this thread to cyclops however killed the funny entirely.
>>568860248Oi.Oi oi oi oi what's going on today. I'm scared. I'm extremely happy for this because I've wanted Gran Alegria for a while but what the heck. Two SSRs from daily pulls?!
>>568860794
>>568860794Cooler Bär, Flash.
Why yes, I'm a Mayapedo
>>568860794I don't get it
>>568860670isnt this prime hog cm?
>>568855235Cute. Do we know anything about Journey/Orfevre’s mother anyway?
>>568859004>mile S>failed a summer rainbow on half energy>ended run almost 200 spd short of max
>>568861012that was aries
>I will never have an uma gf because they love cockI just want to take 1000mg of tapentadol. I have it in my drawer. I could just shut my eyes, go to sleep, and never wake up.
>>568857041he recruited some wringers so we'll hit A+ this month, so he's A-OK in my book
>wake up>another 3 clock giftis this the 200 clock stimmy? are they giving it us by drops of 3 every day?
I just watched Flowers Bloom like Dignity as a 32 year old khhv and fuck have i ever gosling'ed this hard. Why aren't umas real bros...?
>>568860797cafe's umanko
>>568860904>>568860248>>568860857THIS MAN ACTIVATED THE SEEDSHUT IT DOOOOOOOOOOOONW
>>568860670>Maya forgetting to proc UniqueMAYA GOD FUCKING DAMB IT ONE TIME OBE GODDAMN TIME WE WETE SO CLOSE DAPMN ITTTDoes her unique even work here?28483930>>568861012Fronts are seeming more dominant this time (but when aren't they...)
>>568857041Mine is chill. I’m the one telling him to make the quota a million fans a day but w/e
>>568860797...maybe i would
>>568845365It's a Marvelous Sunday indeed.
>>568859004>3 given up runs>attempted to do a 4th run>fall asleep>woke up
>>568857108The last event where I got all the rewards from was the anniversary one. I never have enough time and my runs give me 40k-60k points per run... Any help?
>>568859340Anon... That's not the tits...
>>568861294OH NO IT ISN'T
>>568861368HOLY SLOP SEX
anything make you mad today?
>>568861262I'm a naizuri enjoyer.
>>568860904>so this is umapyoi
>>568861449Myself.
>>568861294
>>568861262Stop right there.
>>568861449them >>568861512
>>568861424YES IT IS! NOW BE HAPPY AND MAVERLOUS!
>>568859004I have not seen mile S in a few days and the two runs i've done today haven't given me it either
>>568861424Uhhhh
>>568861253Next run I'm doing I'm stopping at 800 Wit if she's going to do nothing with 950 wit it doesn't matter17740412
>>568861424How about try not living in the past
>>568860963maya is a hebe though
>>568861449ill be honest. i will bend my entire willpower to free my heart of irony poisoning long enough to send one message.the uma lesbian poster bothers me a lot. its a weird bit and it feels self hating in a way that isnt funny to me, or if its not self hating then its supposed to be getting under the skin of people who are. i dont know, i just dont like it.
>>568861449Bourbon ruined the Suzuka that I will probably be forced to run due to time by not finishing her event chain.
>>568861069is my suffering a joke to you?
>>568861761why she does that...
>>568861449Gabriel's penalty.i'm not a fan of either club but was rooting for assna, the motherfucker shot it to row Zneed spurs to win game 7 tonight to make it up
>>568861262BIG Creek.
>>568861761Does she have a jungle down there?
>>568861449Nah I'm good, little hot out today tho.
>>568861797That's our Umancocks touching heads
>>568861449i didn't get fucked to death by mob umamusumes
>>568861838jorden and palmer have bushesgold city and helios are shaved
>>568861651>Finemo rocketeering straight to fourth instead of staying in the backThank you Finemo, very cool!76327738
>>568861713They are easy enough to filter, to the point where they are essentially background noiseThey are either a disgruntled troon or a chud pretending to be a disgruntled troonIn either case, thats just bog standard 4chanNothing worth paying attention to
>>568861713That's what gives him the motivation to keep going.
>>568861713For what it's worth, I do hate myself
Wtf?
>>568861982am I really going to have to run fronts for the third cm in a row if I want to win
>>568862034>female toreina
Though, thinking about it, the person who was insisting on uma.guide being in the OP knowing that most who use filters have it filtered was likely trying to target people who use them and get them to filter the entire thread, so only those who would see their bait would be left in the thread
>>568861713probably one of the tamest schizos ive ever seen teebeehaichif serious hope they get better if not serious wouldnt care either way as i dont even notice their posts anymore
i have never read the op
>>568862034>female
>>568861982RECOVERY DOKO???12045587>>568862107That would be the most optimal choice yes
>>568862149The meme it's referencing has a woman there, but yeah, Stego works better with a male trainer.
Read somewhere on xitter that top clubs are banishing without a trace. Is it finally happening?
>>568862326Yeah.
>>568862373no it's just eden having a melty.
>>568862238wut
>>568862373Nopers
>>568862107Front Runner game
>>568862373ask an LLM to verify it for you. i dont know. ive lost the capacity for curiosity.
Where is V? I miss him...
>>568862034>might get arrested for indicent acts against a minorBased
>>568861713I’ve been depressed for a long time, but this feels different. It doesn’t feel like a rough patch anymore. It feels like I’ve just run out of reasons to believe things are going to get better.I don’t have close in-person friends. I’ve never had the romantic life I wanted. I feel like I missed the years where life was supposed to start becoming something, and now I’m just stuck living with the consequences.I thought I could at least have an uma waifu, but I am the wrong gender (male).I still do the bare minimum. I do my daily borrows. I take my medication. I drink water. I try to function. But that’s basically it. Every day feels like survival mode.
give it to me straight, for CM15 speed star activates during the accel phase, right? I don't need to care about finemo agemasen'ing me, right?
>>568861449MANT at least makes me mad every single day. It's actually amazing how I'm still playing the goddamn scenario. More freedom, my ass. More choices, my ass. RNG less likely to fuck you up unlike with unity, MY ASS.I can go to January senior year with amazing stats and 800 speed only not to cap speed and even reach 1000 power because of summer camp and entire senior year in general giving me the shittiest turns existing in MANT. Races is less of my worries nowadays. Each run takes at least 50 minutes just kills any productivity I can do for the day because of getting salty over one single failed run.
>>568862363>The meme it's referencing has a womanOh....fair enuf then
>>568862448But I only like 2 fronts and I'm tired of running the same umas every cm.....
>>568862373supposedly Remezzo (guy who runs multiple eden clubs) deleted 2 of them, it's internal drama. nothing ever happens and cygames still won't do jack
>>568862373Yopers
>>568862505No one is saying this
>>568861449More sad than mad, but I falling into the trap of drinking a few beers first thing after waking up before breakfast
Stego is built to be picked up and fucked over things.
>>568862556then do 2 fronts, that's what I'm doing
>>568861449I'm gonna be mad when my horse doesn't win the darby and I lose money.
>>568862669inherits are probably just a&s and barcarole right
>>568862350Recovery is gone.32324834>>568862535It's over for Paces
>>568862430>completely different gripheh>>568862658baaaaaaaaaaaased
>>568862740barcarole *probably* works but red shift is the go-to second accel, since angling on its own isn't enough
>>568862556If you want to win, you either have to stick with what's strong or create some bullshit that will enable you to beat the most effective stratThe choice is yours Torena-san
>>568862535It’s another Oguri, double dom cm fineretard
U U U U U U U U U UMA
>>568862884yeah but I'm using the finemo card with oguri I need to know if I have to buy the gold speed skill or not you nincompoop
>>568862832Interesting. I forget that red shift can do work outside of the dahby. Guess hope I'm still following someone with a good maru lol
>>568862742Doooooookoooooo92846877
>>568863037too bad this grass doesn't have pump
>>568862737how bad is her sulking in-game, and how does trainer cheer her up
>>568862363There really isn't any difference though, be it male or female. Gentildonna I would agree with you she's better suited for a male Trainer by virtue of the semblance of a personality that Trainer has in her story and career, same with Buena Vista's, but Stego's really doesn't have anything like that.
>>568862761Marvy killed me...
>>568863128She isn’t out yet
>>568863120pump grass cunt
I still can't get SS umas...
>>568863120she pumps my penis
>>568863294pumping a 4 gauge in your face
>>568863032just do anything honestly its all rng in the end at finals almost nothing matters once you are thereif you get lucky you win unlucky you lose if your stragety is not countered win if countered lose nothing more nothing less
>>568863037Last one87862990>>568863120>doesn't have pumpW-what else would it have?
>for the next 2years only yuri characters with yuricentric careers, yuri stories, yuri events, and yuri homescreen lines will be released
>>568862373nopesome eden leader had a melty after getting kicked out and decided to disband his 2 clubs he was a leader
>>568863425It's okay to not know bby, thanks for trying to be helpful.
>>568863445I was just testing with no borrows and I don't have a good ryan so I used rudolf instead, I'll probably farm for one after this so I'm free from borrow hell
How generous will the next anniversary be
>>568863556with 5 borrows i just use one every career even probable disposals
>>568863647>generouslol
>>568862373yes the bot ban waves have happened
>>568863556>no good Ryan parent>in the month of our lord (Umallah) May 2026Lazybones alerttttt...
>end S off a 1* spark before a mile Swhatever man
>>568863820haven't had any good gps until now
DREAM JOURNEY THIGH GAP SEXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
>>568863647>next anniversary There won't be any, Global will be EOS'd by then.
>>568863942I want to ravish her.
shut the fuck uuuuuuuuuuuuuuup trannies
>>5688634456/9
>>568862740I just checked the gaslight emulators and barcarole doesn't work, or it works but activates early. The inherit you want is "certain victory" from red Teio.Speed Star is also bad for the anon who asked.
>>568863918I hate this image...
>>568863445ONE NEGRO JOIN NOW!!!! please...
>>568863942That’s my wife.
>>568862545never quite realised just how long her hair is honestly
>>568864193why... it's kind of cute
>>568864332Little chud freak is why
>>568864308her main style hides it well, makes you not think about the long ponytail whatever thing
>>568864308It's because it's always tied up and hidden behind her. The day they release a loose hair alt is the day I die of sensory overload.
>>568863419Choco tummy for my tummy...
>staygoldtranny hours Thread ruined
Is getting US in JP like getting UG in Global?
>>568864643No. That's LG.
>schizo hoursthread ruined. post gameplay you sour loser, cuz stayCHAD plays the game and has proven he does
>>568864308It’s hard to tell.
>>568864461I survived the CB propaganda but I don't think I can survive the Stego propaganda God she's so cute.
>>568863445Oguri Crap (as in shite) Sankyu to all the participants >WHAT DID WE LEARN TODAY1. Late race is important 2. Uma Stan is NOT Brick-tier to go without 3. Wi- [REDACTED]
>>568861449MANTBlazer runs being awful for the 5th day in a row - so nothing new
>>568862740A&S is mandatory, VPP is probably second best, but if you don't want to train an ECP front parent then any final corner velocity you can trigger works fine.>>568862832>Gaslight Dancer.pngRedshift will be over long before a front runner reaches the acceleration zone.
>>568864723
>>568845646THE GOLD CLAN BETTER NOT WIN AGAIN
>>568864837>t.
OH MY GOD HERE WE GO WITH THE MELTY THIS MELTY THAT AGAIN SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU STUPID FAGGOTS
>yuri subtext sells since most straight men are not threatened by it, because they believe "lesbians are not really real and will be healed by my magic dick">any male competition would put the waifus' purity into question hence all-female cast>meanwhile in reality the percentage of lesbians is growing exponentially>in future men will become obsolete
No ass
>>568864723She's the cutest.
>>568864723i'm surviving the stego propaganda and don't care for her all that much but i have to pull her anyway for parenting when the time comes.sasuga cyjews
>>568864723Both are cute. I am susceptible to the Duramente propaganda now
>>568865016>lesbiansthose are all males in drag
>>568845646Ask Edinburghs payouts have plummetedI guess people saw how criminally underestimated he was getting
>>568865076dont reply to it anon
>>568865043Nishino will bury me in her cunnyumanko.
>>568865043
>>568865016Fuck off retard
>>568864676I only see ratingslop LGs like global UFs
cope grass
>>568865126is it parimutuel or fixed odds at bet time
>>568865043>but i have to pull her anyway for parenting when the time comes.The worst part is, short of releasing 2 more Uma like her, there is literally no way she'll ever not be needed for lates/ends because it works in every track. At least with Rheinkraft that shit was not only free, but only worked in Tiara races.
>>568865303Google says parimutuel
>Game releases>"Do I go with Ogu, lie all the other meta sloptards, or do I go with this other uma that I think is super damn cute?"Naturally, I went with my punny wife.>>568865073 >>568864723Meanwhile, now I'm being bombarded by other propaganda, like for CB, or Stego. Dangerous game this.
>>568865436seems like such a way to get fleeced by informed betters coming in close to start and picking off
>>568865549I believe that is intentional design
she's so fucking pretty
>>568865491i picked rice for my selector at the beginning. no regrets, would do it againi fucking love rice shower
>>568865763I still haven’t used mine kek
>DAHBY still in 6 hours>that means we'll burn another thread before the DAHBY>777 thread will be DAHBY instead of FukuSacrifices will have to be made
>>568865760Sex
>>568865884Fuku placed 7th at the Derby
special week bread
Lets just not bake
>>568865760KITASEX FUCK
>>568866271I want to touch her breasts.
>>568865574wife
>>568866271So she likes ot from behind, noted
>>568865884>DAHBY still in 6 hoursFuck
>>568866464>>568866464>>568866464
>>568865491Jokes on me! I picked Taiki and now she's super meta. All I wanted was some BBQ.
>>568866281kitasex rape
