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personal creations anchor, reply with your latest work!
I like Kress
When you think about it, Suselle is exactly like The US/Israel while Kriselle is like Palestine.
making spaghetti while playing jackbox with my laptop on the kitchen counter
this robot lady causes me to ejaculate
plapplapplapplapplapplapPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAP
The most handsome, beautiful and charming gentleman around...
>>568863997So much THIS
this furry freak also causes me to ejaculate. I am a man of many opinions>>568864090this man, too, causes ejaculation
>>568863908>pakistan
>>568864000
Now that I ponder it, I wonder if Catty's "insight" can be more accurately described as "instant genre Savvy"—the Undertale Catty living under a story of wills is slovenly and outcast yet almost prophetic in her readings of Alphys' and Mettaton's characters from comically propagandized information, yet the deltarune Catty living under a story of destinies and archetypes cannot even remember basic family terminology, and has her insight replaced by her strangely strong inferences of the prophecy as Hometown knows itEven in the horror scenario of the genocide route, Catty essentially begs to play the role of the sacrifice by insisting on writing a message for the villain, yet survives her poor decision by is essentially an Act of God—I don't know if this role has a more general word
I like this anons art. the ruler/royalswap one
fibbage or survive the internext next?
>>567570878the abomination was indeed cool, but there are a few others I liked, bust mostly because they were followed by good stories.>>567571263>>567571120No... It can't be...>>568845885I am sorry to agree with the other post... but this looks like TAFK a lot kek (maybe longy monster that is dopelganger is not that uncommon as a theme)
>>568864283
RALSEI WATCH OUT FOR THE WITCH!!!
>>568864664nigga who the fuck are you quoting
>EASY
Tf did everyone go
when your mom kisses your dad on the lips (they are technically considered family members because they are married and have kids) (a true incestcel must must be daring enough to consider everything to have the possibility of incest)
>>568864713
>>568863997me when i catch mrroboto
personal destructions anchor. reply with stuff you've broken recently.
I crossdress when no one's looking, and when I say crossdressing I mean I just wear arm warmers and that's it
>>568865109Food
>>568865165[people's trust in me]
>>568865165her hymen
>>568865161you just have to ask nicely you know
>>568863749this is hot pixelanon make more
>>568865165A plastic package of krauterbutter in a shop. I put it back on the shelf and took another one. Idk how scummy that is, the company must be planning for losses anyway
Give me your best human Spamtenna designs. Bonus points if it's present day/puppet Spamton.
>>568864864He is talking to the spirits of the dead...
>>568865165a cycle of rumination that was repeatedly breaking my heart and not allowing me to heal
I just watched the backrooms movie on a streaming site and it was pretty okayGreat props and costume and I really liked the main guy's performancethat's my review for /zmg/ (zoomer media general)
>>568865165Threads>>568865498The human puppet spamton I dream of every other night and no I’m not showing you
>>568864664>>568864864>>56886550710 days ago is not that old>>568865558What is Kane Pixels' involvement with it?
aww you know me so well
>>568865558what site
>>568865165old table
>niggardlyKris would NEVER
Plap this plap that...what about being cuddled. And cockwarmed by fave as they milk you for hours, cumming by holding each other so close and that itself being too much.
What if you touched my ribcage
It's getting surreal reading this thread because people keep bringing up old posts and I have to think for a moment if I'm the one that made it. In the last thread people were talking about "A schizo convinced that every UTG foid is flat-chested" and I legitimately can't remember if I made the posts they were talking about.
>>568865615>10 days ago is not that oldAnon, I...
>>568865891don't worry chief, we'll find your memories
>>568865891I've had that happen, in other boards, too
>>568865891Have you ever considered making worthwhile content posts like the foids you talk about?
>>568865615I have no idea>>568865665cinema.bz. can't guarantee no viruses I usually just rawdog this stuff
>>568865891Bringing old posts used to be a speciality here>A schizo convinced that every UTG foid is flat-chestedTRUKE
SIEG
ZEON
Bouncing fox head monster has started implementing a better turn UI system and quickly created hurt steam? When he gets home he will get as much done on the battle+turn timer as he can?
>>568865839I would cum, favealso goddamnit I just spent so long trying to find my relevant fave ribcage photo to post but I cant find it. this is what happens when you dont sort your files guys dont be like me make good decisions
I had the most incredible, instant-connection date last weekend, it went just about flawlessly (which is rare for me), but then after Tuesday the person in question just stopped responding to (or even reading) their texts, and I haven't heard in a word in five days. I don't know what happened......said Tenna, because that seems like something he would say
the cheese touch...
>>568865968Chief ManyFoid says pussy should be free, like the buffalo.>>568866107I often do.
the triple m&m lie gambit
I fucking love fave dude
All jackboxers are bi
>>568863749Hooman!
>>568866448>moid>good content No you don’t
>>568866531I also love faveattonmore than you, even
>>568866569only the moid ones I think and I think spamtits
>>568866425I'm sorry Tenna, and I bet you'll have many more fun nights with someone who appreciates you better
>>568866425They were being polite because they were worried about hurting your feelings/they were worried you'd hurt them. You just thought the date was going well because they were trying to appease you. Said Susie.
Why was the cheese on the floor?
>>568866569chat is this real?
>>568866671cow with no legs next riddle
Papyrus i told you not the spill the cheese
I can’t believe it’s finally trueI’m foid and bisexual too
>>568866671I was grating it into a bowl held between my knees while sitting in front of my computer and didn't realize a ton missed the bowl
rrraaaraaaa I LOVE FAVE AAAAHHHHH
>>568866634All women are bisexual.
>>568866597I dont believe you because where is the proof where is the images
>>568864664Well, you see, TAFK was from the shyzos of UTG, which was made in 2024. But a lot of people don't know that that the OC was actually a remake of the original shyzo spamming tall fem kris called tallfag or annoying faggot to avoid confusion, which was posted in 2024And although they look similar and TAFK and FUNHOUSE were probably based on similar eldricht ideas, they're actually completely different characters, even down to backstory. For instance, TAFK was created to suddenly have appeared, and I also have no idea for the other oneWell, unless we're talking about the ao3 fincs, in which she's killed a different way, but it's kind of freaky.I'm not Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. I'm confused.I mean, if you want, I could go into the fanart, but it's kind of like some OC creature Like, I'm not sure.
>>568866110thank you anon I’d give you a handshake if I could
>>568866875uh uhmm, the images?... uh, they're all at the dry cleaners right now sorry
>>568866634ALL of them
too much diet dr pepper...
>>568867012dishonor upon youdishonor upon your fave
>three threads in one daySlow down RIGHT NOW
>>568867410the ley lines are thrumming. it's happening. the læter of nü. the next age is upon us.
>>568867328>Dess: Does horrible things to Kris>Also Dess: ''I might be a terrible person''
>>568867397lol
>>568867519can you kiss my stomach
>>568867519the secret is dess didn't do anythingbut asriel groomed noelle
EVERYOBNE LETS GET TO 750 POSTS INA N HOUR NOW!!! GO GO GOG OG GOG GOG GO GOG
>>568867328ImagineWe get to actually see Dess one time in the whole gameAnd she says>The truth is...>I wasn't really the greatest person.And then she goes back into the void
That pizza is making my stomach feel sick fuckkkkk I ate too much :(
>>568866592I will impregnate you.
monosexuals are fake, it doesn't make sense
What is Gaster is green AND purple? They're both harmonic colors that look good together
>>568867673this would be kino if dess doesn't want to be saved because she hates herself and you have to make her see the light
>>568867629You mean...?
>>568867605SANS GROOMED THE FUN GANG>>568867673Toby masterpiece of storytelling strikes again... I kneel
>>568867718this happens every time I get pizza. I just stopped getting pizza ever
>>568867748>doctor>green and purple>treated a guy who's blue and yellowNo... it can't be...
Fave wants to go home
The tiny shadowguy pedaling to show posts in the threads is NOT happy rn
I’m about to eat pizza
>>568867775CHAOS CHAOS!
>>568867718I just ate a bucket of spaghetti and floor cheese, it's friday
>>568867763I can't believe Dess abstracts and Chapter 7 of Deltarune is just scenes of Dess being a shitty person followed by Kris hugging her and then everyone realizes how happy they actually are now that Dess is dead.Also Spamton goes to the Light World and everyone loves and accepts him, I guess.
>>568867903END THIS CYCLE
>>568867970The message is that being an asshole means you should die but torturing people doesn't make you an asshole.
I really don't want to be annoying by bringing this up again, but the period cramps have not gotten any better since last thread and I'm actually considering finding a rope and a high enough place to drop fromShould I take 4 painkillers instead of 2 this time? Would that do anything at all? What do you think utgAsked Mr. favouson living in faveistan
>"Dess... you can a make difference! you can make it right! you can make it better!!! we don't have to fight!"
>>568867970fascinatingly stupid misinterpretation of my post
>>568868147didnt get the reference award
>>568868120Try a hotpad
Dess was Ken McElroy'd
>>568867397Was the daki photoshopped into the image?
>>568868120ingest a pound of table salt
>>568868136Steven Universe would obliterate the Roaring Knight
>>568868120do not fuck with painkillers like that
>>568868120just take the two and go to sleep anon
>>568868120Really couldnt say, if you do end up taking more painkillers at least have some liquid food to go with it
>>568868120If you going to kill yourself can you do it in front of me so I can violate your corpse? Other than that situation, you probably shouldn't kill yourself.
>>568868120eat a cinnamon roll niggaaaaa
>>568867673Good riddance
>>568868187yes i have watched the circus show
what if we all had sex with the bloody vagina woman maybe that will help relieve pain?
Pick One
>>568868120painkillers won't help you and you'll destroy your livertake a hot bathuse a hot water bottlesleep through the pain if possible
>>568868120Don’t kill yourself because of period cramps, that’s stupid. If it’s tylenol, you can take 6-8 max in a day. If it’s aspirin, I think the max is 4-5. Read the damn bottle to be safe.Also you should probably eat something and apply heat. Idk, I’m not a woman.
>>568868464The second one is literally Roxy from homestuck
>>568868532dude isnt the...the forbidden webcomic?
>>568864664>No... It can't be...Yeah, sorry but that is how it is, that anon clearly had a fetish. But I mean, Deltarune only exists because Toby had a dream where femboys and tomboys had a massive orgy, so sometimes to coom is to bloom (creativity)
>>568868464last one is best one
FEMANON WHO IS CURRENTLY HAVING A BLOOD WATERFALL RUN OUT OF HER PUSSY, GIVE ME YOUR ADDRESS AND LET ME FUCK YOU. IT IS A SIGN THAT YOU ARE FERTILE AND NEED BREEDING. YOU WILL FEEL BETTER AFTERWARDS said spamton
>>568868284its from a weird sketchy russian art stealing website, it was originally the artists (picopepin) fanart that I dont think they ever actually made as a daki and only exists as a knockoff (zoomer tennafags dont know how good they have it, its so much easier to make etsy merch now than it was ten years ago yes im jealous)
>>568868698Foid detected.
>>568868721Noelle...
>>568868464between second and fourth because I’m a straight man
>>568868464bottom middle, bottom middle, bottom middle, bottom middle!
kind of sucks with only 3 people playing
>>568867629trying to run the period meta... kisama....
>>568868831where are all the jackboxers?
>>568867189>i miss jackbox for one day>suddenly everyone is accused of being bisexualonce again proving im the gayest fag in the thread
>>568868831>>568868873sorry someone is looking for their cat in my yard
If Dess and Asriel were “just friends”, I’m extracting Toby Fox’s kneecaps while he’s awake.
>>568868921FRIEND owner...
>Eestawp! You owe me. All the times I could've SWOONed you... And I didn't! I let you live... You can't fucking do this! You can't fucking DO THIS! I am the Roaring Knight!
>>568868464bottom middle or bottom right
>>568868831sorry i was busy playing minecraft
Thank goodness fave is a moid so they don't have to deal with periods. Random twinges of ball pain that makes fave wonder if they have ball cancer is all fave's gotta worry about!
fave has Simpsons autism
>Me straight>Spamtits Bi>Tennasfarts3 Bi>Fat Spamton Bi?>Mrtoboto Bi>Britplugboy Bi maybe?>Krisraper Gay Faggot>Fiddywap StraightFeel like I'm forgetting some people
>>568868985Garf Pennis
>>568863908many are saying this
>>568869102You forgot me....
>>568868942dess and asriel were dating but they never had sex and asriel lost his virginity to catty 2 years after dess vanished
>>568869189Forgotten Man...
>>568868532its drawn by xamag who did a ton of offical homestuck art so yeah
>>568869189no Me is there
>>568869102>>Me straightwe'll get him eventually
>>568868873I'm suffering>>568869102You forgot me...
I AM THE REMEMBERED MAN.WILL YOU REMEMBER ME, TOO?
>>568869360No Me, don't you know me?
>>568869369once he gets tf3 bussy he'll become a changed man
gnome pronounced no me
>>568869259*with years in my eye* Good for him.
>>568866954kek
I'm unome!Don't you know me?
no me malone
>>568869102Is this the latest Q2 2026 batch of thread personalities because I don't recognize a single one of these people except "fat Spamton" which is more of a vague idea than a person
in my empire all fit men are forced to wear bodysuits and the ladies wear leotards (this doubles as superhero LARP outfits when we’re taking breaks from conquering)
I'm not wearing something that has tard in the name
FAVES BEEN HIT BYTHEYVE BEEN STRUCK BYTRUCKOWWWWWW
>>568870101anon maybe if you read through the thread you wouldve gleamed that those are the jackbox niggas
can we play haunted trivia?
>>568869189SanscelKrysyourselfMeat?WhoamI? FriendInside
>>568870101https://www.twitch.tv/iglmvw
>>568870139my empire is going to rape tour empire because all of my male(femboy) and female(tomboy) soldiers will be wearingbodysuits because the are clearly the superior sexier choice for both sexeskris proves this.
>>568870350>SanscelCorrect
>>568870139>men in bodysuitswell now i need to change my pants, thanks anon
>>568870391who the fuck is mrtoboto ive never even heard of them in the thread
Hey guys what's up
>>568870528hello, my son
I recall there was some official (?) dialogue of the UT characters playing hockey, can someone link that?
>>568870528Fuck you i hope you die
>>568870581huh you ever noticed how son and ron are like pronounced differently
>>568870528fuck you, Ron.
>>568870618https://undertale.com/alarmclock/
>>568870667No i have sex.
>>568870740>>568870754>>568870804ladies, ladies, there’s enough of me to go around *flexes*
>>568870667
>>568870667wait until you hear about bomb, comb, and tomb
>>568870881Why Toby didn't have Lanino reference the Angry Sun is beyond me
>>568870881Stresses me out
>>568870935In my accent these all rhyme.
>>568870970what wacky accent is it
Alarm clock sucks it forces pacifist
>>568870515it's better that you don't know
I think Gaster's story is meant to parallel Narcissus who was so in love with himself he fell into the lake looking at his own reflection. A "reflection" can be like a personal creation in a way. Also the game itself has heavy water symbolism alluding to the way dark worlds work.
>>568870935never noticed these either language is weird
alarm clock asgore made me sad
>>568871171fuck kind of dialogue are you going to get from a world where everyone is dead
>>568871171genocide alarm clock and it's just chara talking...wait i do actually want that now
Can we get an early confession post Imma be busy all day tomorrow and don't wanna deal with a heavy conscience
>>568871228https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ObkJNstaog8
>>568871249Me too
Did you guys know that a baseball knocked out of bounds is referred to as a “goner”?
>>568871367no marinate in your sins
what if parappa were the hero of dt
>>568871367Catholics really think like this.
what if ness was one of us
comfy thread
I want to cum inside our drawfags
I bit my tongue really hard while voraciously eating a sandwich earlier and it still hurts
>>568871634e-even me?...
>>568871447Why... *sniff* *snargle* *snap* *whine* *pathetic cry*
*whips out alarming cock*
>>568871672me doesn't draw he jackboxes
>>568871658Yowwie
>>568871716does he know?
>>568871453*starts firing off neurons in my brain* chop chop master onion... gerson boom... green old men... fighters... creative and romantic... old men gay sex...
CAN SOMEONE KILL THAT FUCKING CHICKEN
i hate foids
>>568871716He does, he draws on the magma
>>568871754Fujo when you ask her what she just gooned to
>>568871442Goners are people that Dess ejected from Hometown with her bat
"Heartthrob" couldn't have chosen two worse players for that trait.
kris sexu...
I think all the jackboxxers are drawfags....
i used to be a drawfag but now i'm laying low until people forget my artstyle
>>568871690Confess to me, son
>>568871442This deserves far more repliesI guess all dess has is a bat, and every darkner looks like a baseball
>>568871926do you count as a drawfag if you aren't recognized by name as one?
I want to cum inside our jackboxers
>>568871978I miss you
>>568871926I can't draw though.
fave will see the most insane cloud formations during sunset and have no idea why they happen
>>568872030Name which ones coward
>>568871978Why??
>>568871978can’t forget you painter
>>568872109all of them
>>568872030Name one and if it isn't my name i'll kill you.
Remember to drink your Ovaltine
>>568872182pussy answer
i used to drawfag but i don't care about utdr as much at the moment and have been drawing other things
>>568872174welcome to revachol!
I don't want to fuck any of you
>>568872245Needy post
Alvin Knight makes as much sense as Dess Knight. As a player I am actually more connected to Alvin than Dess and theyre both equally Zelda style late act asspull villains.
>>568872251you fucking disgust me
how does jackbox workdo i need like a tablet to draw with
>>568872307That's a weird way to spell RudyKnight
>>568872291yeah anon i need you inside me asap
>>568872346no you don’t have to play the drawing games
>>568872373are you a jackboxer?
>>568871926i have made art and posted it but i wouldn't call myself a drawfag
>>568872291I need to know if you want to fill me with your cum
Feddy Wap. I am announcing my love to you. Sleep with me or I kill myself.
>>568872346if you can use mspaint you can draw on jackbox
>>568872460uhhh *rubs my jackbox shaped belly* maybe...
>>568872346you just got the website on anything that has a web browser and enter the roomcode. You can draw with a mouse, use a drawing tablet, or use a touch-screen device.
>>568863969>Look at you, hacker!>a pathetic creature of >meat>and >bone>panting>and >sweating >as you run through my "corridors"!
>>568872346you draw obese spamton or obese tenna infinite times and win
>>568872538nice random hot post you are up there in my rank of anons
Mouse
>>568872307i don't believe in alvinknight but i think too many people jumped straight to "alvin is completely unimportant" and they stopped thinking about why alvin dug up the hammer or decide toriel is the deltarune symbol for the bunker over the leader of the fucking church
>>568872780ok iphoneposter ok.
>>568872819What does that have to do with mice
>>568872034that's the album the earthbound fan album toby repurposed the ruins theme from>>568872156people were MEAN to me... !!! nah but like actual "bring up unprompted" schizo mean so i got too afraid of becoming a thread personality and dipped for a couple of (checks calendar) months and it seems it worked so far besides i got a little practice in so that's good>>568872174pfft i wish, i could never draw as good as her... or draw as many horrifying things as her either... that's a compliment bee-tee-double-u
Can fave even call themselves a drawfag if everyone forgets about them?
>>568872986wild guess but are you the anon who made pippy hes been gone for a while
Can we say we existed if a bear shit in the woods?
If I'm the alien again I swear to god
is college worth it?asks favefave got their ged and now its time for the next big step in life. is college that step? asks fave
>>568873013we can call you goneranon
>>568873173It depends on what degree you get and where you live.
uh do you guys want to play something else instead of push the button? if you do that's ok
>>568873173fave is going back to college soon and fave thinks its worth it if you have a proper plan going in
>>568873249It’s just a long game…
>>568873173Good for you getting your GED, but College seems completely fucked now.
>he took ages to confirmIT'S TF3 AGAIN LMAO
You niggas are so dumb
*uses my hentai mind control app to make (you), yes (you) draw fave*>picrel is an 11 view asmr video that comes up when you google mettaton hypno that made me laugh very hard
>>568873432I was checking my phone diddyblud
What's the record holder for the longest gap between updates again?
MWEH HEH HEH
>>568873542oooooooo your fave will be kris ooooo you will draw kris ooooo you will obey oooooo
>>568873542Wtf... I was already drawing fave before this post...
>>568873752alucard
>>568873710underswap sans…
>>568873710*blasts your head off with a shotgun*
>>568873542Instructions unclear, I bring forth Metatron.
>>568873173Chasing knowledge is a reward in it of itself. If you decide to go to college, do it for something you're actually passionate about.If you're just doing it for the degree, however, most of the time it's probably not worth it.
>>568873902>>568873912You can never berry the past entirely
>>568874215begone demon*throws salt*
>>568874068*thinks about mettaton in this outfit so hard cum shoots out of my eyes*
why did the entire underground come onto a human kid that's fucked up
>Planet Fartness
ATTENTION EVERYONE:
I accidentally the entire underground
>>568874195>Aw shit, here we go again
>>568874656god, the entire underground? frisk isnt that tall, they'd drown.
>>568874656soggy friskuit
>>568874735Jax Circus and Lars Gem are the same character
>>568874874Susie pretends she can't feel Noelle's stiffy on her back.
If Mettaton was portrayed to be more "Fruity Macho" I'd probably like him more.
Can somebody PLEASE start talking about COCKS? Any size, shape or smell will do!
>>568875296Ralsei...
>>568875296this but pussy
>>568874954t4t susielle? based?
whatever happened to the booru
>>568875296ok what cock questions do you have alphys?
"Gravity guy" "Isaac Nut" Did you guys go to school at all?
>>568875541Dead and unusable
>>568875541they sealed the fountain that gave it form
>>568875604I knew what the answer was I just didn't want to end the round
>>568875604How are those wrong
after push the button do you want to magma or play a different jackbox game?
It'll be nice when I live alone and can have a daki and porn art on the walls
>>568875669Fair enough, I was also choosing funny hints to make it last longer >>568875742He's one of the most famous scientists of all time. It shouldn't be that hard to remember his name.
>>568875296this but only if they're girl penises
>>568875785Noelle…
>>568875604no
I don’t gaf about the guy who made gravity bimbo
Fave walked 8k+ steps today and they also spent 1-2 hours build a piece of ikea furniture with someone else, and now their whole body feels sore.
Newton Gaster Theory.......
>>568875770magma>>568875785or get a cool roommate
favenonymous wishes he could spend all day at the library reading various books and accumulating knowledge but faveton NEO has awful work hours and is always too tired to drive to the library after his shift
coughing baby vs fave
Sequilassimata Segernessel Nessel quasin quaseng quasenVeselethitoss
>>568876207wasnt there an anon here who said they masturbated next to their roommate
>>568876207my current roommates are my parents
>>568876216Start going to bed and waking up ultra early.Works on my machine. It's the only way to keep your soul in this shithole we call modern society.The hours before work are sacred.
>>568871436What the FUCK is all that Asgore-Rudy shipteasing leading up to? Did they cheat on their wives? Are the comphet?
>>568876216W.D Favester just realized he could download pdfs of books and read them at home
>>568876408the foursomes of course
dun nunnun nun nun nun nun nununun
>>568874656monsters only want one thing and it's fucking disgusting
I love the willy wonka drawings on the whiteboard
>>568876408His full name is Rudy Holiday Gaster and he's The Roaring "Angel" Knight.
>>568876307I've done this but i live alone now
>>568874656how can frisk still move after that?
>>568876408It leads nowhere. Toby simply makes everyone gay subconsciously, regardless of whether it makes sense in-universe
I love willies
>>568874819this image reminded me how kino, soulful, and epicsauce undertale is compared to deltarune
>>568876573wtf I was just on the whiteboard and that wasnt there before
>>568876764reverse goner... an arriver, if you will
>>568876764it's okay we all get distracted by carol muff
>>568876709nostalgiagogglesanon...
>>568876573I also enjoy them
>>568876690But I think the cheating or past polycule schizotheories are way more entertaining than just them being bisexual and normal.
lol
Do you think Carol can still get it up or does she have ED
>>568876408They're swingers.
>>568876952Then, dream on
>>568876927greatgooglymoogleyfooglesanon... you've returned...
I FUCKING KNEW IT
I had narrowed it down to Me, Spamtits, and TF3. I don't know how you could think it was me or the other guy.
>>568877083we all knew, c'mon now. even brappy knew.
>>568876991one peek at rudy's cute little tail and her antlers (technically horns since she's most likely a type of chimera monster, similar to toriel and asgore) get hard as rocks
tf3 actually cancelled 2 hacks when they pushed the button
>>568877143Carolanon…
>>568877143you sick fuck got me killed
>>568876573it's so good! i love it
>>568877143Someone draw the holidays with flaccid antlers.
>>568877183>>568877217Lmao that wasn’t me but I certainly ghostwrote this
Mr. Cattenheimer lost his arm due to a key party where he matched with Carol
>>568877143do deer take antler pills
>>568877183not everyone is pixelcarolpaintfagthat being said I do love me sum old deer
I think Deltarune is more interesting because there's more going on and it's more of a mess. It's not cope I legitimately like flawed messy art more than overall "good" art. I fucking loved Magnolia.
>>568877373I know but it’s fun to do that and I’m sometimes correct
This thread makes more sense when you imagine all of the posts being made by sexy-yet-sexually-frustrated flat-chested proto-hags.
Sans with big blue glowing niggerlips
it's funny how popular carol is on /utg/ considering most of the normies hate her. I love deerhag so much. i wish she would keep me on a leash under her mayor desk and then when we go home we watch christmas movies in pajamas her house must smell so good and festive like cinnamon pine cones
>>568877519I have big mommy milkers though
>>568877552ok this has to be carolanon
>>568877628big if true
>>568877519But I'm a large musclebound man with long flowing hair, a sword, and a leather loincloth. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LyhTxQwSwJU
>>568877524Carol's? I genuinely have no idea what this could be referring to
I prefer fave with a vagina. I’m changing so much… or am I realizing?
post charas
>>568877552I would be very content with sitting under Carol's desk and eating her out for hours at a time. >>568877642Does Carolanon want to have sex with Carol or to BE Carol?
>>568877791I unno ask her
why can't she be real? do you think carol is as autistic about (YOU) as we are about her? does she love HEARTSHAPED OBJECTS that much?>>568877642wrong it's pixel(pickle)anon. sometimes me and carolanon switch places. i draw carol sprites and they draw pippins sprites. every once in a while when we pass each other on the street we exchange each other's laptops and larp as each other in the thread
>>568877673I honest to god cannot even conceive finding this remotely attractive.
>>568877879>racism
>>568877879yeah theres no penis
>>568877879anon black people are people too. say sorry to boobsei
who has the biggest deltitties in all of deltarunia
>>568877852Carol does say we can come anytime and I want to come inside her it all works out
>>568877784Ask and ye shall receive
CHAPTER 5 LEAK
>>568878013Gaster has double H titties.
>>568877552i don't like nor hate her, we barely know her character and every single piece of fanart of her is based on headcanons and personal bias (yes, including carolanons' stuff)not that theres anything wrong with it, but for me carol is as interesting as toriel
>>568878089strewth
>>568878013gaster, duhher left boob is named wing and right wing is named ding
>>568878089she has gastromastia
>>568877879Random internet person, I respectfully disagree but understand that not everyone can see eye to eyeyou fucking dumb shit
What if Carol actually hates us and is just pretending to be interested/like us so we go along with her plan?
>>568877791I definitely wouldn’t want to be a depressed mother with a dying husband and missing daughter, but I do relate to (the biased headcanons I’ve projected onto) her character. I like her a lot in a lot of ways. I would marry her, have sex with her, hug her, comfort her, try to befriend her, watch her through her windows, smell the fur on her chest, support her relationships without intervening, try and solve all her problems, watch silently from afar, let her put her head on my lap and cry, kiss her wet cheeks and run my hands through her hair, anything. I don’t usually make posts like this this is somehow leagues more embarrassing than the porn I draw
Why the FUCK am I struggling so much on a stupid, simple background that isn't meant to be all that detailed? I've done way more complicated and elaborate backgrounds before this makes no sense
>>568878206Typical woman, am I right?
I was going to draw but.. I'm too tired.
>>568878220screenshotted btw
>>568877552>it's funny how popular carol is on /utg/ considering most of the normies hate heri'm a certified hag lover. we just have superior taste in /utg/.
>>568878035is this chara supposed to look like Klaasje Oranje from Disco Elysium
>>568878206is carol enough of a dweeb to buy and decorate her home with 1,000 red heart shaped objects in order to trick us
>>568878220Lesbian femcel post.
>>568878324She probably would if she thinks it would make the plan work
>>568878220manliest post ITT
>>568877736you will be gooning to thin femspamtons only in 6 months
Carol as depicted in the game sucked but I like how the local artist draws her.
>>568878262get up pardner! we still got work to do!
>>568878371the line is drawn at whether toby is enough of a dweeb to write that
>>568878220Wow
>>568878265F-FINE!! ENJOY!
>>568878425seriously. I hardly recognize them as the same character given how stupid her in-game sprites look
A new fave tattoo has hit the favetagon
>>568878220me too
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iI_Nmxgw8mc
>>568878571My depiction is based pretty much entirely off the talk sprite
>>568878220Rudy…
>>568878460Have you ever considered that Carol is a dweeb?>Obsessed with Katanas>Decorates her house with Santa toys that dance and laugh>Obsessed with Christmas in general>Bronzed Noelle’s snowflakes>Doesn’t seem to have any real friends and everyone finds her scary>Seems rather aloof
SPAMTENNA....REIGNS SUPREME!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>568878571The heavy shading and blue highlights did her dirty. Probably doesn't help that she is a serious character with a heavy backstory but is otherwise supposed to still be a quirkcore toby fox character.
I'm going to the magma if any HOT YOUNG STUDS want to join me
>>568878808If you aren't a flat-chested hag with a breeding fetish, I'm not interested.
>>568878107Its weird because I acknowledge how little we know about her and am a little avoidant to characterize her before we have more info, but at the same time she has really piqued my interest and i can just feel she will be one of my favorites. I will also blow a gasket if glacier isnt her theme>>568878408I’m going to strangle you, count your days
>>568878663KRISTENNA IS 1000 TIMES BETTER RETARD!!who wants to see tenna end up with some greasy old car salesman when you could ship him with kris! it's literally perfect and obvious best ship. why can no one see that?
>>568878808Oh, I'm not any of that...Of course, I am always unwanted...
>>568878890kill yourself.
>>568878663This artist makes spamton look like spamchong
>>568878890>>568878960YOU GUYS SHOULD KISS!!
Do you think Carol is enough of a dweeb to deliberately plan the conception of her daughter so she could give birth on Christmas day?
I’m so happy that I picked the Holidays to be my favorite characters, because the rest of the game is going to be 70% focused on them in some way. I made the right choice.Now I wish I could pet all of them
>>568878960>>568878890>>568878663ladies ladies you are both just terrible.
Deltarune will never let you date the characters
I like Carol but Im just waiting to see what Toby will do with her in chapter 5 etc
>>568879168YOU LIE!!
>>568879028I’ve made this joke before. Other people have made this joke before. The answer is yes, because multiple people have thought it up.
>>568879028no she’d pray to santa claus
>>568879028Despite the doctors STRONGLY advising her that trying to force a c-section at such early stage of pregnancy would be very bad both for her and the baby, she still insisted so her child would be born on Christmas.With Noelle, however, as is customary with second children, she didn't really give a shit.
>>568879021N-NO!!!unless she really...no, awful idea. go back to card kingdom cardie. card pippins always make the stupidest posts>>568879105ha ha, don't you have a shower to take, greenie? I swear it's like you don't even try to hide who you are when you use this forum
>>568879221>many people are saying this!!
you know toby will find a way to make spamton appear in every single chapter so he can steal the spotlight of every character again. you just know it
I get Carol Dess and Rudy but how does Noelle fit into the christmas theme?
What if Spamton wanted to join Jackbox or at least watch it but was being buttfucked by the bureaucratic documents required for a visa to leave Cyber City and ran out of lube and his buttcheeks were chafing from being so big and fat and he was getting really close to mauling whoever came up with these dumb fucking rules that aren't even the SAME on the different official websites which are actually physical locations in Cyber City and he's sweating in the waiting room while sitting on the really wide chair for fat people
>>568877552Have you ever smelled pine cones roasting in the oven the smell is apocalyptically bad
>>568879402are you meme
Finished playing chapter 1 again. The story seemed so innocent back then. Whenever I play it I remember what I felt when I first played it.
>>568879402french for ChristmasNoel
>>568878878>>568879202I’ll let my headcanons go gentle into that cold night when the time comes, unless toby fumbles her so hard I pivot into goatfag territory and start pathetically posting about a character that doesn’t exist but for real this time
>>568879402Noelle means Christmas
>>568879463The feeling of the first game will never come back because the sequels suck so bad
>>568879010He has mole/shrew eyes because the Dark World is underground or something
>>568879463https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZMLH2JzrODA
>>568879105Hi battat!!! can I join in on the conversation too? I want to talk about how cool boss tenna is! yesterday when I passed by him in the hallway he didnt even yell at me, he just walked past me! isnt he the best boss ever!?
after installing NOELLE.exe my computer is now nice and cool no matter how much gaming I do
>>568879461no>>568879487>>568879496oh huh
>>568878643i am the kinight help me
thinkin' 'bout carol's yule log
imagine kris but they fart moss wouldnt that be so funny and grand
>Has a haughty HOHOHO laugh>Extremely controlling over Noelle but ultimately wants what’s best for her>Has absolute control over her domain, 0 questions asked>Doing the wrong thing for the right reasons>Wants to make everyone happy because she really does care about them deep down>Makes secret pacts with multiple people to reach her end goalYep. That’s right. Carol is going to be Queen.
noelles uncle Yule
>>568879795And Rudy is King that's why he's in the cage he's too tired to move around
She yule on my log til I hohoho
>>568879795Carol laughs?
hello toby please make pink soul real and have unique gameplay. i like soul modes a lot. thank you
Krismas and Christmas
>>568878890I don't think you should be posting here during work hours, KT.
if fujoanon doesnt make more humanoid/gijinka fujo images RIGHT THIS INSTANT im going to drink my tea without using a coaster >:(
>>568879943homework jones-kun... you post on pippchat too?
>>568879968since we’re forcing fujoanon to make stuff can she draw plueypins she a cute
FAVE BASE DESTROYED+1227 POINTS
>>568879902She’s going to laugh and it’s going to be the haughty anime noble woman “OHOHOHOHO” laugh, and you’re going to stand up and fucking clap when it happens
I NEED HAG HOG
>>568880104Fold Gameover if his show had soul
>>568880176Carolanon draw Carol on a motorcycle right this instant
>want to draw on magma and whiteboard>internet has been killing itself slowly past three daysthis has to be toby's fault somehow>>568880143she is such a cute
>>568880258c-can she have a bulge at least?as a treat?
painterkun please draw a lancer and I shall give you this anon's >>568880176 soul
>man_nes.ogg
>>568880440Why me? Can’t you see I’m busy, kid?
very very small dicehorse doodlehttps://litter.catbox.moe/2vtluz.png
it’s insane how the thread forgot painter sacrificed 20 orphans for a lifesized spamton doll
what if asgore got both rudy and carol pregnant
any art lovin' anons in the thred draw an underrated pippins oc please
She find pictures in my emailI sent this bitch a picture of my dickI don't know what it is with femalesBut I'm not too good at that shitSee, I could have me a good girlAnd still be addicted to them hood ratsAnd I just blame everything on youAt least you know that's what I'm good atAnd I always findYeah, I always findYeah, I always find somethin' wrongYou been puttin' up wit' my shit just way too longI'm so gifted at findin' what I don't like the mostSo I think it's time (so I think it's time)For us to have a toastLet's have a toast for the douche bagsLet's have a toast for the assholesLet's have a toast for the scumbagsEvery one of them that I knowLet's have a toast for the jerk offsThat'll never take work offBaby, I got a planRun away fast as you canRun away from me, babyRun awayRun away from me, babyRun awayWhen it starts to get crazy, then run awayBabe, I got a plan, run away as fast as you canRun away from me, babyRun awayRun away from me, babyRun awayWhen it starts to get crazyWhy can't she just run away?Baby, I got a planRun away as fast as you canTwenty-four seven, three sixty-fivePussy stays on my mindI-I-I-I did itAlright, alright, I admit itNow pick your next moveYou can leave or live wit' itIchabod Crane with that mothafuckin' top offSplit and go where?Back to wearin' knockoffs? HahaKnock it off, Neiman's, shop it offLet's talk over mai tais, waitress, top it offHoes like vultures, wanna fly in your Freddy loafersYou can't blame 'em, they ain't never seen Versace sofasEvery bag, every blouse, every braceletComes with a price tag, baby, face itYou should leave if you can't accept the basicsPlenty hoes in the baller-nigga matrixInvisibly set, the Rolex is facelessI'm just young, rich, and tastelessP
>>568880527I'll give you that anon's soul PLUS a slice of Hawaiian pizza (with jalapenos)
>>568880586painterrrrrrrhttps://youtu.be/kVzaBq4ycWg?si=ORaKLjURMUkpqc5Z
>>568880542cute>fujo is a mud horseit’s over
>>568880258I’m drawing her eating chard right now very invigorating stuff
>>568880709OH OH OH I KNOW THAT VEGETABLE IT WAS IN PVZ2
>>568880667Tempting, I love Hawaiian and jalapeños but I am currently >>568880586
>>568880440you'll have to take it first you son of a bitch
>>568878220I wish I can feel this much love for anyone. Or anything.
FIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Every member of the Holiday family is trans.Dess is evil because she's Carol's kid.Noelle is nice because she's Asgore's kid.
remember when kraut said the pippins wouldn’t last as long as the addisons
>>568880859https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xjUJZZhjp0o
>>568880972*sprays fire hose*
>>568881053who birthed Dess
>check whiteboard>Carol flashing her pussyoh... okay...
>>568881114Rudy birthed both daughters.
>>568881114She was a tube baby. That's why she's so weird.
>check whiteboard>Carol flashing her pussyFUCK YEAH
>>568881163god forbid women do anything
>pussynot canon
>check whiteboard>No art of Rudy flashing his dicksexism
>check whiteboard>No art of Sans showing off his bonerThis general is filled with absolute BONEHEADS!
>>568881330he only flashes his dick to his wife and asgore
>>568881420Fuck Sans.
>>568881330that's where he keeps his Knightness it's supposed to be a secret
>>568881453we get it Toriel
>>568881113you were too late......
>>568881453We understand Asgore.
Just thought of Rudy hilting himself inside of Carol and giving her a creampie because of these last few posts. Now I have a massive boner. Thanks.
not pictured carol eating a live woodland rodent for nutrients when "times get tough"
>check whiteboard>No art of Fujo showing off her pussypippinbros where are you…
>>568881576Be honest, anon. Massive?
>>568881659Don't make fun of him, his mom said it's perfectly normal at that size.
>>568880868I have a hard time connecting with real people
>>568881737ARE WE CONNECTED?
>>5688816596.7 inches
Why does Kris have his light world appearance in the Ch3 egg room
pl
I’m such a quirky turkey
>>568881787may i suck your goopicles zaddy
Carol and Asgore be like
Gaster hit the twerky jerky.
Would you rather be alone in the woods with a cwitter or a pillar?
>>568881910who’s who
>>568881845*nods sagely, writes something down*
>>568881937Cwitters seem like they can take better care of themselves, so I'll chose them>>568881947Asgore to the left and Carol to the right obviously.
Speaking of pussy flashing
>>568881937But doctor, I am the pillar.
Would Carol and Dess make ghillie suits for humanstalking?
>>568882017FRIEND please don’t flash bang me again my eyes can’t take it
i play /utg/rune for the fuzzy pillars
>>568881947Asgore on the left doing the dishes, of course
>>568881845This is one sexy sexy ant. >>568882059Dess would. Carol wouldn't because that's illegal but she would really want to and secretly is jealous of Dess for having the boldness to do it.
>>568880542more dicehorsehttps://litter.catbox.moe/rbz6py.png
>>568880851>hawaiian and jalapeñosBASED taste>>568881845and that reminded me of the Brazilian flying ant (tanajura) pizza. flying Pluey ant pizza would you try it
Deltarune music is great, but will it have anything on the same level as Seal's "Kiss From A Rose"?
>>568882019fuck off doomtard
>>568882189horse tuft is really cute holy shit
Dreemurr behavior documented on the farm for lolbovineLike word for word just some male Dreemurr behaviorI genuinely don't know what else to sayMaybe Asriel would allow himself some raspberry water with it on weekends
A fuzzy Tennapillar was found brapping in the /utg/ house salad but thankfully alive
>>568882248A little drizzle of saliva just escaped my lips at this image
>>568882248anon.what the fuck is this
>>568882189CUTE
>>568882248uma delicia
>>568882297she's supposed to have pigtails but it kind of looks like she has very long floppy ears
Why didnt Toby call it chapter 3.0 + 1.0 to avoid having the church be in chapter "death"?
>>568882248I would eat that, yeahI'd love to try bugs
>>568863809Jitterbuggin
It's not that I think Dessknight is the only way you could tell a story with Deltarune's framework, it's just that I think every other possible option presented within the story is complete dogshit and would make no sense
>>568882519oh, is *that* why?
>>568882423nta but i'm gonna guess those are Tanajuras, a species of ant consumed as a delicacy in some latam countries! It's an indigenous custom
>>568882336Gaster wrote this before leaving Asgore's basement and heading to the diner
>>568882594I think Carol and Rudy Knight can work, though Dess Knight still seems like the better option.
>>568882591https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bUIU4cGMmxo
>>568882594ok
>>568882624huh ok.
I've wanted to fuck Muffet since I played Undertale back in 2015. I really don't know why, I just do.
>>568882594Dessknight is dogshit too
>>568882813dude when I was a kid I was watching Muffet porn on my 3ds
Dess died in a car accident during a rainstorm. Thats why Carol is afraid of rain.
I am roaring itI am roaring it so goodWoah that's what I'm talking aboutYou need to GOON, Kris, GOON
>>568882953i scanned playstation magazine pinups of chun li and blue mary at the public library and hid them in a binder under my bed and one day the scans in the binder vanished while the binder remained and no one in the house said anything to me about it
>>568882594I've been wanting to argue about RudyKnight all day and I get my wish when I'm going to bed
>>568883040FUCK I'm so retarded I shoiuld've said SWOON instead of GOON I fucking ruined the joke by missing something so obvious I'm going to shatter myself across space and time
>>568877784
all theories are badI win
Dessknight > Rudyknight > Anything else besides Carolknight > Carolknight
>>568877784fine here
>>568883069>blue marybased
>>568883358What's wrong with Carlos knight?
evil fave flees to argentina to avoid consequences
>>568883459It's just not very interesting.
where did everyone go
>>568883752bingo :D
>>568883752mag
Carolanon..... I remember your Ralsusie art.
carolanon owes me 5 doller
>>568883927tetsu...
>>5688838783 pixel ass chicken wire window ass tessellated ass astigmatism ass screenshot
>>568883752I’m SLEEPING you FOOLNow I’m posting from my mind palace
>>568884018no it just looks like that
sometimes I wonder if the knight is somebody who nobody really wants it to be and Toby is deathly afraid of disappointing his enormous fanbaselike what if it actually was something retarded like Papyrus knight? I couldn't even imagine the shitstorm a more plausible knight candidate would cause but what if he did some bullshit like that instead?
>>568884076
>>568884191how
>>568884102It's AsrielThe game has aliensIts all a simulation in a machineToby dreads showing the fandom guessed it 2 years in
>>568883069I used to draw porn of Jessie from Pokemon and some girl from an obscure DS SRPG when I was 10 or 11 and I hid it in my closet in between a bunch of crap and one day after school my dad confronted me about it and it was super embarassing and I cried all day and I think that is why Im so fucked up today fuck
>>568884249I saved the magma canvas as a png and then cropped it, on desktop. Mobile cropping usually fucks up resolution
>>568884191peak
>>568884102the perfect crime is to tease the knight reveal but make it just Papyrus fitting the silhouette until a lamp falls over before getting kidnapped by the real knight
>>568884057Barley...
Zimbabwe
>>568884641BARIPPA
>>568884693>alphys eye lasers
I like them but I'm not a very motivated shipper in general
FAVE YOU FOOLYOU THINK YOU CAN OUTSMART MEYOU THINK YOU CAN MIND CONTROL MEI BLEW YOU UP WITHOUT EVEN LOOKING AT YOUPUSSY MANLETSALL OF YOU FAVES ARE PUSSY MANLETS
>>568884913Susie chomping Ralsei is a top tier genre of pics
good night my squishies :333
>>568885150I hope you die in your sleep you turd
>>568885150https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kDN_t6cUdBE&t=57s
Fat, bedbound Tenna using his extendable worm face as a prehensile appendage
>>568885150you seem easy to manipulate and coerce into sex
All fave wants to do is talk about deltrarune and fave ass but they are forced to suffer instead
why is the moon in chapter 2 a baseball when there are no baseballs in the room?
>>568885150Tenna>>568885210Motormouth Mike>>568885270Cat Mike>>568885334Cowboy Mike
>>568885409What prevents you from fave ass?
thoid ass! thoid ass! thoid ass! thoid ass! thoid ass! thoid ass! thoid ass! thoid ass! thoid ass! thoid ass! thoid ass! thoid ass! thoid ass! thoid ass! thoid ass! thoid ass!
I want to say "Man I wish I knew how to draw so I could draw cool art on the whiteboard as well" but honestly, I've just given up on trying to learn drawing. I keep thinking "I wish I knew how to draw" and then just don't care to actually try since even the thought of starting makes me tired.
>>568885461actually switch Cat and Cowboy Mike (Pluey says it in saxophone)
>>568885463Extenuating circumstances
>>568885449Queen has Pooh's Homerun Derby installed via flashpoint
>>568885513the time will pass anyways
>>568885409What does your fave's ass feel like to squeeze?In fact here's a fun exercise: Everybody flex your writing skills for once and describe the feel of fave's ass.
i love buckethead <3
i love korn
>>568885636Firm, thick, round, more ass than I'm able to grab with my hand. He winks at me when I grab him.
I love the insane clown posse whoop whoop
>>568885780https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=myPb2RqRYPQsoosan and krork
>>568885636bony. there’s a cute soft tail.
im freeballing
>>568885636Ample, plump silicone and polyurethane it's natural silicone because he is naturally made of that
How do I stop people stealing my clever and astute observations on the game?Multiple times I've had people copy my ideas and noticings then repost them on twitter and have them spread through the fandom.How do I stop these thought thieves?
>>568886391trademark them
>>568886391give up anonymity and post them there yourself instead
>>568885636Its actually very hard and theres little bounce
>>568886391mercenaries
>>568886391insert something pedophilic or racist in everyone then use the original post in the thiefs replies and say "this you?"
>>568872538i've jerked off to this while looking at sexy robots a lot of times
>>568886635it doesn’t get old?
What if Berdly wasn't annoying, but he had something wrong with him?
>>568886391make stupid observations instead like gaster being green
>>568886770he's literally me fr fr
Wuh-oh! Someone's gettin' get their snoot booped!
>>568886770Nice Cream Guy
wheres the anon who said they were making a Queen fic I need it…
>>568885636soft to the touch, plump and round, yet whenever its touched theres the slightest involuntary twitch, anticipation for whats to become of it coursing from each gentle rub of my hand
The streets calling Burgerpants a goofy lightfur even though that makes no sense for a cat—he prefers it over the orange stereotypes
>>568877138Rape.
>>568887064who is your fave?
Kill all CEOsGive me back the old internet
>>568887190kris
>>568886687i do it every once in a while, but the pure numbers add up over there years. but, to answer your question, it stays fresh that way
>>568886964Asriel wears a full face biker helmet every day to avoid of the sheer amount of booping that he suffers every day.
>>568887212Yep, I bet it is.
The darkest starless skyBegging for light to shineA vast and great spaceOf emptinessConfusion and fearUnfriendly shadowsLurking in the darkSouls burnin' on
Deltarune will get a track exactly like Umbral Ultimatum from homestuck, but instead, it will be called Prophetic Verdict.
>>568887368kris ass is the best ass
>>568885636Beneath clothes it's lumpy with a slight bit of give due to the layer of hair, but bare it's delightfully fluffy with only slightly coarse fur. Immersing your hands within leads to soft musculature that flawlessly molds around your fingers, but upon flexing his glutes it's like feeling up a smooth and rounded marble statue covered in fleece (Undertale Asgore would obviously lean much further into this than Deltarune, but the latter is still quite impressive). At either state of contraction either side is too large to fit in an average human hand properly
i'm making a vessel oc so fave doesn't feel lonely
>>568887516fat fuck
I missed doing period art
Why were some cucks on /v/ genuinely mad at Soriel though?
>>568887741hit too close to home
>>568887653Good. We need more vessels.
>>568887740You opened the box
Does good ending Terrible(the type of name I imagine The Fusion calling themselves) just become a SupercloneMonsters can apparently just fly like that
>>568887875Period art does generally require opening the box
>>568887741when funny bad time kiddo bone man becomes Kris' stepdad, a lot of players become enraged and feel obliged to commit genocide route on him and that is really tough
God the /v/ thread for yellow is so awful right now
>>568888049You should stay there.
we don't care
>>568885636Feeling it right now, thick canvas outside with a notable fabric grain, the shredded foam inside giving him a doll equivalent to cellulite. 7/10 on the firmness scale, tightly packed but squishy like skin
I genuinely think the redlettermedia thing of “Why are you complaining? Just consume content” that was done as a joke has ruined a lot of the internet, because if you say you like fucking anything now, irony poisoned faggots who can’t ever admit they actually like something, always reducing it to “WELL ITS OKAY BUT ITS KIND OF SHIT ACTUALLY” for stuff they DO like, will come out of the woodworks and go “SLOP CONSUMER WHO COMPLAINS WHEN EVERYONE DOESN’T LIKE EVERYTHING BECAUSE THEY’RE A MINDLESS CONSUMER” and use that video/gif/image enmass.God, the internet has grown so tiring. Gerson should’ve just said to kill irony poisoned people, because they’re energy vampires.
>>568887741Sans fucked their mom irl
fave went to a flea market and got a original copy of splinter cell 1 for 10 dolla
>ride fave>life good...>fave fight back!>KILL FAVE>fave gone...>...think about fave...>...regret
>>568888276This is an exceedingly berdfag sort of post to make. Get a life dude.
>>568888430You are exactly one of those people.
the problem with the youths of today is they treat fandom like real life, and real life like fandom
i wish berdfag was here when i am so i can talk to him about the new boards of canada album no one else cares about it like he does
>>568888572Nobody cares about your opinions on modern pokemon games.
>>568888645fuck making a change in the world around them and using their infinite nmenergy youth gives them for good they simply have to harrass indie voice actors
>>568888294Why was it ok for Toriel(Undertale) to divorce Asgore over fantastical ideological differences but it was unacceptable for Toriel(Deltarune) to divorce Asgore because they clearly didn't love each other anymore?
I use the infinite energy of my youth to sit inside and draw fave sex
>fujo pussy on the whiteboardfinally
is it all right if I make out with fave in the corner
>>568889206ok but i’m going to watch
>>568889120Because their kids are alive in Deltarune and because we STILL don't know why Toriel is mad at Asgore.
>>568889127your palms will get hairy if you jork it too much you know
>>568889120Because from an outside perspective a motivational conflict is easier to perceive than an emotional one
Funny deltarune vid:https://files.catbox.moe/9u130u.mp4
>>568889282*hands you a poncho with a grim, knowing look*
>>568889120anons with divorced parents falling for the "parents should suck it up and force themselves to stay together until their children are grown, for their sake" meme without realizing that having their parents together. but actively hating each other the whole time, would've been an even worse childhood experience for them and there was no magic "just love each other again" option they were avoiding
>>568889548me fusing Pale RIder at da Demon Cathedral
>>568889548I miss old cheesy ads like this
>>568889454free furry tf?!
>>568887741Soriel is NTR you cuck. Kill yourself.
>>568889310So? Just because the parents are divorced doesn't mean they can't both be parents anymore. My parents divorced when I was really young but I could still see my dad, and he's still my dad even when my mom got remarried. I like telling people I technically have 2 dads without context.
fave hasn’t jerked off for a week and the one thing they’re looking forward to through the stress they feel is edging and cumming at least like 3 times today while they still have nothing to do
Very Telly!
>>568888276good just consume contentgood goy
>>568889736have a snickers
>>568889745Do you know why your parents divorced?
>>568890060I wanna kiss Gaster
I hope Asgore gets to keep being Kris' father, Ive just realized I feel so strongly about it because my own father fucking sucks. Kris can be a bastard to me all he wants, but I do not want to see him have a loving father that gets taken away from him, no one deserves that
>>568890260Dude I can't be the only one that sees a really derpy face.
>>568890386o ͜ o
>>568890279Kris doesnt deserve Susie, Asgore, Asriel, Toriel, Carol, or Rudy. Kris deserves to suffer alone
>>568890386Usually I don't ever see it, but this time I absolutely do
https://files.catbox.moe/ulii1t.mp4fave has lost it
>>568888141shredded foam for cellulite is genius.I usually imagine the canvas as being just on his belly, but a fabric butt is nice too. I guess he could get stretch marks with a living silicone too...
>>568891043>>568891043>>568891043breadth
>>568889621>would've been an even worse childhood experience for themExcept Asriel and Kris are unhappy for no reason at all.
>>568891072asriel is perfectly fine and kris is only unhappy because of some unknown traumatic experience involving a man behind a tree that they've been trying to avoid confronting or remembering for multiple years
>>568891237Asriel isn't coming home because he doesn't want to deal with his parents' shit, Kris is a loser who walks around with a knife while Toriel is a drunk who passes out on the floor and Asgore lives like a thirdie.
