Previous >>568845365>Global Game NewsTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineLink your account to Cygames iDCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_enCurrent Scenario: Make A New Track aka "Trackblazer"Current Rate Up: Inari One (3*), SSR Sakura Chiyono O, SSR Admire VegaCurrent CM: Gemini Cup - Tokyo Turf 1600m Mile/Left/Spring/Sunny/FirmCurrent Event: The Promised Hour>Schedule05/07 - New Legend Races05/10 - Mejiro Palmer (3*), Matikanefukukitaru (SSR), Rice Shower (SSR)05/10 - Taurus Cup - Medium/Left/Spring/Firm/240005/18 - Wedding Curren Chan (3*), Wedding Fine Motion (3*), Haru Urara (SSR), Ikuno Dictus (SSR)05/18 - The Promised Hour Story Event05/28 - Inari One (3*), Admire Vega (SSR), Sakura Chiyono O (SSR)05/31 - Gemini Cup - Mile/Left/Spring/Firm/1600https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Wedding Manhattan Cafe (3*), Wedding Gentildonna (3*)New Scenario "Rasshai! Tracen-ken" announced>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between servers)Starting guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalRace Analysis Tool & CM Datahttps://hakuraku.moe/umalogsMANT Agenda Plannerhttps://uma.guide/agenda-plannerRace Simulatorhttps://umalator.appFind networks if your region is blocked from the gamehttps://www.umavpn.topSeiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUmamusume Birthday Calendarhttps://ウマ娘.攻略.tools/events/birthdayUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyzCustom Stickershttps://schizo.farm/resources/stickersFind borrowshttps://chronogenesis.net/friend_search
ryan LOVE
Stego cute.
KITASEX THREAD WOOHOOO
stop with kitasan propaganda
>>568866464let's fucking GOOOOOrepost for sexeveryone loves kita-chan
Thoughts?
>>568866563Not as cute as you <3
Light brown umas
>>568866630Standing.
>>568866706>>568866563Samefagging tranny
>>568866630boobs and uma in a green suit
umadelicia
>>568866614NON-STOP KITASEX PRO-PLAP-GANDA
>>568866464this artist is dangerous
>>568866801holy obsessed
i need sex with kita posters
>>568866882
>>568867045>Doesn't even try and deny it Attention whoring tranny
>>568866921Indeed
>>568866882Those are very expensive ingredients for an ice cream
>>568867092Super cute Super Creek
>>568866630Tazuna sex
>>568867150
I love Rice
>>568866882Samson Big...
>>568867358And just like that it's fap time
>german fandomhttps://x.com/cygames_de/status/2060741126546653217?s=46&t=NrOL9ErNxL3qSy9yPwlb3A
>>568866563>>568866801 >>568867146holy meltdown lmao
>>568866801>>568867146Go cry to your tranny bf Umama, V
It bothers me a little when stallions are drawn in bloomers
>>568867558DEUTCHLAND DAHBY!?
That's alot of Kitasan posting Torena-dono
stuggo
>>568867150>>568866887>>568866464>>568866574>>568866620I owe her sex.
>>568866686
>>568867749>>568867608I'm not V and you are an unironic samefagging tranny who plays female trainer. You will never be a woman.
>>568867239Creek is always cute.
>>568867779MY PRECIOUS LITTLE DAUGHTER
Pitasan Plap
>>568867827>sexiest girl in the universe>make her a dorkThat only makes her sexier
>>568867795Sweepy get off the computer
Kitasex hours
>>568866882ive actually had that before (not that brand though)it really just tastes like fatty vanilla icecream
>>568867826Uh oh V melty, is your tranny bf mad too?
sex hours
I think I'm gonna start using Kita after MANT
>>568868264why not now?
anyone got that upset Kita pressing/using the SOS alarm
>>568866630Mating press Inari.
>>568868108>>568868301my pov
>>568868210I'm not your boogeyman you fucking tranny
Do you like Mares? I like Mares.I refuse to play THE GAME until Grand Live is released. Until then I'll only pyost mares. Also you lost the game kek
>>568868660V melty lol
>>568867779>>568868070>>568868282>>568867150>>568866887>>568866464 (OP)>>568866574>>568866620Kita and Kitaposters owe me sex and paizuri
>>568868669mmmm mares....
>>568868669based Ohimbatore
>>568868660uh oh V melty
>>568868669I like Stallions and Mares.
>>568868686
>>568868686>>568868724>>568868789Oh nice now you have multiple devices
>>568868773?I don't have any games on me
God I wish we had more uma h-doujin.
>>568868669Cafe is the best mare imo
>>568866464So, you guys are all working on your Cancer aces now, right?
>>568867779That's a cute Kitasan
>>568868301C Mile
>marked
>>568868948waiting on my sloptuber to make a video
>>568868975bleh...
>>568868948sounds like cancer
>>568869185Can you date me please...
>>568869068
>>568868948Nah I'm just sweeeeeeeping
>>568868948I tried an Ogurin but didn't get medium S or fast learner so w/e
>>568868948fuck that I swept my runs hours ago and now im chilling playing FUN stuff
>>568868301I'm using her as my onahole
This thread is so shit already
>>568868948I don't have a Cancer plat to get a star so nyo
She should've been bigger
>>568869263
KITAPOSTERS OWE ME SEX I'M TIRED OF ASKING.
>>568869248why me
>>568869510AI
>>568869503Ignore him and date me....
>>568869563no, I think it's meant to be Creek
>>568869503Why not? There's nothing stopping you?
>>568869447
>>568869279
Im so sleepy bros can I stop doing mant runs now
>>568869634
Orfevreganda...
>>568869747We have to stay up for the Derby
>>568869612i thought it was jordan in the preview desu
Whens derby? Can you guys post faster
>>568869824
Attention please!>King Halo Wife.That is all.
>>568869804
>>568869860What time is it?
>>568869634>>568869783>>568869804go away avatarsamefagging faggot
>>568869634I would immediately fold.
>>568869958
i'm schizo
When is the new careerI hate 1 hour runs so much
You guys are fucking retarded
>>568869567>>568869629it's a big commitment
>>568870131sexsexSEX MARRYSEX MARRY KIDSSEX MARRY KIDS OYAKODONsex
>>568868948which stam skills do i need for xoguri for cm15?
>>568870230Go out with me instead
>>568870141
>>568870131two of these don't give a shit about you btw
>>568870258>SEX MARRY KIDS OYAKODONSame but
Don't date umama, biggest mistake of my life
>>568870219Yes I'm fucking Calestone
>>568870347
>>568870319
Less than one month away bros
>>568870230Ignore them and go out with me, I can treat you right anon, if you treat my cock right
>>568870447
>>568868914but cafe isnt a mare...
>>568870230So what?? I can make you feel good
>>568870428mom parade
5 minute MANT runs my ass... still can't get as much fans as JPgods daily....
Uma... Rape...
>>568870518Is Shakur real
>>568869864>>568870016>>568846004
>>568870504
>>568870518That's not summer Golshi, bro.
>>568870635JP GODS are a different level, please understand
>>568870447>>568870258Cerval GrandMore like Cervix Grand!
>>568870616SPECHUD HATE
>>568870428Sex with the intention of recreationSex with the intention of procreationSex with the intention of marriage consumation, procreation and family creation
>>568870670She will be.
>>568870689
>>568870831>>568870730those are highschoolers
>>568870905He draws the fluffiest Rudolfs
>>568870728>JP GODS Meanwhile /umajp/https://chronogenesis.net/club_profile?circle_id=%E3%82%A6%E3%83%9E%E3%82%AA%E3%82%AA%E3%82%AA%E3%82%AA&jp=
>>568870518Underrated baddie
>>568870867
>>568870994the cutest of lunas
Sex
>>568871106>troona
>>568871007But I thought V plays uma JP with his /umaJP/ bros? He can't carry?KWAB
shakurbabs, genuinely, what is her appeal?do you get off on being turned down by the trainee you want to fuck every single time?
>>568871115
>>568871141only stegoCHAD plays jp
>>568871043
>another free 3 clocksSo how many days of MANT we have left?
FineMo or Nature if I only need them as a statstick?
>>568870862I see. Good luck
>>568871224>stuggoCHUD
>>568871224Kill yourself already staygoldtranny
>>568871224based stego anonV could never
>>568871252finemo for higher prio
>>568871016Very
Trainer why have you given up on MANT runs
>>568871332They have the same prio
>>568871007ahahahah
>>568871232
>>568871332they have the same priority you idiot
>>568871224he's not in JP umaooo thoughbeit
Kita hours and Rudolf hours? BASED
>>568871376training for longs has broken methe lack of power cards in favor of stam has left me a pwerlet for niigata, thus bricking my runs in junior year
>>568871460
>>568870635The official cygames bot is better
>>568870518God i cant wait
>>568871423
V Is here i just fucking now it, this reeks of him and umama planning a raid on discord
I've come to like Spechan despite not doing any runs for her
>>568871296V melty
>>568871460>Kita>RudolfENTER
>>568871482That's why you dash to the finish with the power of speed
>>568871402>>568871431my bad. tehee
>>568871520than what, sweepy? no shit. mine is better
>>568871593reminder that without Spe there would be no umamusume
>>568871564
>>568871332Thanks anon, I'm taking FineMo then
>>568871452fuck off sharteen
>>568871376I need a beautiful Bakushin smile to motivate me.
>>568868948i never managed to make a good parent for gemini so ive just started training for that
>>568871737
>>568871731jp clubs earn fans more despite not having changes to fan gain mechanism or adding more fans to races
Dream Journey looks like a tranny.
>>568871482anon the next long is four months away
>>568871932
>>568872006Please sex me
>>568872041based
>>568872104This is looking like a good meal. Continue, brother.
>>568872050i'm rounding out my TT roster. managed to get consistsent S+ with every other distance already not counting urara dirt, and i hate seeing my dia sad everytime i do a TT race
does anyone enjoy CMs anyway
>>568872104
>>568871973Narita top sex
>>568872185Kitaposters owe me a lovey dovey date.
>>568872286Does anyone enjoy anything in Umamusume?
>>568872286at this point it's the primary reason I play
>>568872286If I didn't I wouldn't play
Kitasan owes me A FUCKING WIN
>>568872287
>>568872462gn
What's up with the sexual harassment ITT?
>>568872770One must play goo goo babies with their life on the line
I had hit career and saw this and had to go back because of how silly it looks. She's so big.
Shiraoki-sama says fuck your trainer.
which uma would blackmail me and control my orgasms with findom play?
very latinx thread
>>568872861>no 7phew, my road to becoming a wizard is safe yet
Who wants to kiss a cute uma like me
>>5688728617 and trainees respect trainer rights
>>568872946post hoof
>>568872770several posters owe me sex. its not harassment its just taxation.
>>568872919
>>568872912>proto-transcendSEKKUSU
>>568872859big for ants, maybe
>>568872974Now kissu
>>568873238holy fuuuuuuuuuuck...........
>>568873238That's an Uma's child
>>568872770I'M HORNY
>>568873238sir this is a blue board
DAAAAAAAAHHHHHHBBYYYYYYYY
>>568872613Good night bwo
>>568873882oyakodon
McQueen so flat it extends to her VA.
>>568874120>McQueen
>>568870543Is it gay that I want to impregnate Katsuragi Ace?
>>568874223Silence Suzuka, an enlightened individual is talking
>>5688728617 and I am gonna fuck my trainee, Matikanefukukitaru.
>>568873882Please don’t fuck your daughter when cafe and Sunday silence are there
>>568874223Orange Mcgueen
>>568874235Only if your process involves not an umanko but a umarethra
>>568874251countryside umas are more likely to attack you
>>5688743057 and you hate Matikanefukukitaru forever.
>>568874305You will do so regardless of the numbers trainer.
>started mant with 300 clocks>for the first time since i'm at 299AIEEEEEEEE ACCELERATE FASTER FREE CLOCKS WHEN IT'S SO UMAOVER AIEEEEE
>>568874332
>>5688728617 and I fuck Shiraoki
>>568874519>>568874332Opera Mare
>>568874332>>568874519the only... cute...
>>568874223Wrong flattie image. Sorry, you know how it is.
I really do love Stego's valentine's. Her suddenly putting chocolate to your lips...
>they could've said it was her imagination>they could have said it was just her being colorful in how she's positive>nope, it's all real. All of it
7 and I have sex with the anon below me
>>568874497Post total careers done
>>568874490I suppose I have no choice but to make 777 little Umas with Fuku.
7 and I gaslight Fukukitaru into thinking Shiraoki-sama wants us to marry
>>568874851Dragon eyes
7 and we kiss
>>568874882like 400 because I scoop most of them
7 and I rape Shiraoki doggystyle
7 and you can have Matikanefukukitaru AND Shiraoki at the same time.
>>568874251
>>568868901I need to tongue Kita
stop forcing 7s
why anon so gay
7 and I have dream sex with the poster below me
>>568874996Fukukitaru is gonna gaslight you into thinking shiraoki wants you two to get married (shiraoki does in fact want this)
I AM IN
>>568875198Truly it is a match made on the racetrack
>>568874846Don’t forget she turned an entire race course audience into Uma musume. That’s at least thirty thousand people
7 and someone will become my /uma/gf
>>568874846Neicha looks so nonplussed about the whole thing.>>568875146Why G3? Is Katsuragi Ace a cop?
7 is meaningless if you need to try a billion times to get it
>>568875378Neicha is used to it
>>568875195>>568875347
>>568875462Sorry I'm Anonymous and I'll stop doing it it's all been a single guy the whole time
Stop this nonsense at once.
7 and I become someone's /uma/bf
>>568875519it doesn't matter if it was a single guy or not, tard
Mambo!
Any number between 1 to 9 and I take Fuku to the hot springs.
>>5688754625 and I rape you
Nothing wrong with having fun after building your three aces (registration tomorrow btw).You did build your aces, right?
On a seperate noteNext uma release should be sweepy yeah?
No but really Cygames give me Stego ASMR I will actually spark her alt 5 times if you do.
>>568875590Of course a retard that gets angry at a little number game would be too stupid to realize the contradiction of his answer
I dont like talking about the game anymore desu
I really need kitaposter sex.
>>568874273Sex with my mommy
>>568875773it seems that you really wanted to argue with me but you're far too stupid to do so
FOUR HOURS UNTIL THE DAAAAAAHHHHHHHHBBBYYYYYYYY
>>568875775What even is there to talk about?It's the boring space of time where everyone is ready with their aces and no one who really cares about the current uma banner wants to talk about it
>>568875714my last ace was just this morningshe popped my SS cherry
7 and I delete the game and all my uma images and never think about umas again
>>5688760507 and your trainee rapes you and forcibly makes you a father
>>5688760987 and I find some rope and go to the big Tracen academy in the sky
>>568876039wait that's the wrong onekanpai
Finally decided to toss her in some MVs so forgive me for the next few posts. If it were more screenshots I would've just put it it one image but it's only like, 4.
>shiraoki won’t let us get raped >but she also won’t let use die What do you want from us?! 7 and I become a working cog of society?!
>>568875925>FOUR HOURSI'm not gonna make it!
Shiraoki-sama does not respect those who brute force rolls like this
>>568876295I prefer the silhouettes from last night.
7 and you watch the Derby
>>568876339I do it out of love for Fuku.
post something cute
>>568875861Favorite Mega Man game?
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>>5688763397 and Shiraoki-sama finally makes me not wake up
>>568876295I actually wasn't really fond of the alt when I first saw it but it really grew on me. She's very cute.>>568876352The doppelganger is a punk bitch.
>>568876448
>>568876339Fuck the 7’s I’ll just rape Shiraoki directly
>>568876183>>568876039Congrats. I got a SS as well after quite some time in S+ hell.I still need a third ace.
>>568876490
7 and Genti is a FAT BITCH
>>568876657Based
>>568876451
>>568876657
I want to impregnate Manhattan Cafe
>>568876765Based
>>568876646Ok I'm done, sorry.
>>5688763397 and I have sex with Shiraoki-sama
>>568874316they put some nice unique effort into cafes, whyd they go so lazy with gentils? I mean, it's pretty and it is nice, but feels like such wasted potential with her design. Imagine a striking red dress..
>>568876765based
>>5688768317 and you sex Ryan instead
atashimanko
>>568876817Can you get this expression with Tamamo
I need to do babyplay with Creek
>>568876903hot
>>568876903>cafe and Ayabe Obscenely hot
>>568872286only when the dice roll in my favor and i win finals. My first CM loss was taurus by 1/2L as bancho to a whaleguri. Bancho achieved glorious redemption with a healthy win over SS xog AND golshit AND VB. Still a little high off it.I'll feel super terrible again once the next sprint cm come though.
>>568876463>7 and Shiraoki-sama finally makes me not wake uprerolling
It's about 3 hours until the race starts now
>>5688770917 and it affects you instead
Stop talking about sex.
>>568876980I missed.
>>568877201that's the point
>>568877151>10 black roses
>>568877151Cafe’s ult strongly implies you’re also marrying her ‘friend’
>>568877204No
>>568876974Tachyon LOVE
>>568877252Her "friend" is for Maween
Dig here, Windy!*unzips pants*
>>568877204
>>568877303>>5688772047 and Chiyono stops acting like a whore
>>568877409Hmmmmmmmmm
i don't think ive ever heard someone compliment hospital food..
>>568877232>>568876980
>>568877151her friend is only jealous
>>568877504>>568877232Thank you.
>>568877530I like fan comics that has SS pop up to do stuff for the trainer, who thinks she’s cafe until she disappears when cafe shows up
>>568877608Do you not play the game phantasia is right there
>>568877482our local hospital has great food
>>568877504>>568877232I want to fuck and marry this umaI want to make her AND her siblings happy by giving them quality food and other gifts of needs that might ariseI want to make her cry happy tears cuz of my acts towards her and her familyI want to make her happy
>yuri subtext sells since most straight men are not threatened by it, because they believe "lesbians are not really real and will be healed by my magic dick">any male competition would put the waifus' purity into question hence all-female cast>meanwhile in reality the percentage of lesbians is growing exponentially>in future men will become obsolete
>>568877632post examples
>anons lusting after TamaWhy do we like ugly girls now?
>>568877893It all started with Curren
>>568877693what's wrong with her
>>568877764>it got deleted from my bookmarks AieeeeeeeeeTrying to find it but Sunday Silence made coffee for cafe’s trainer (he says it’s a little sweeter than usual) and was telling him he was doing a good job, then cafe and tachyon enter the room before Sunday silence disappears
>>568877482After catching a nasty gastroenteritis I had to eat bland corn meal, chicken breast and bananas for over a month. Any food that doesn't feel like molten iron being poured into your guts is good.
>>568878082now I need to see it, pls find it
Post something erotic.
see this is what i hate about like, 99% of the kids in umathey're way too idealized. Way too perfect. They're essentially little women. I fucking hate that. I want a snot nosed brat that isn't trying to get me off. I want a box that i can shove my penis into
>>568878023Her tits are so big. It's wonderful.
Why is /uma/ so shit today
>>568878174bro your Sweep Tosho?
>>568878165
which uma is this
How can someone as tall as M. Dee weights 55 kg?
>>568878216stop using it in peak SEA/burger hours
>>568878165you first
>>568878216Staygoldtranny is here
I can’t believe /uma/ gaslit themselves into thinking a card with this statline was ever bad
>>568878216>yuri subtext sells since most straight men are not threatened by it, because they believe "lesbians are not really real and will be healed by my magic dick">any male competition would put the waifus' purity into question hence all-female cast>meanwhile in reality the percentage of lesbians is growing exponentially>in future men will become obsolete
>>568878216It's the weekend, anyone worth their salt is out spending time with friends
>>568878216>today
>>568876996Super Creek is bathing me.
>>568878316 >>568878327play the game schizo, we are, you arent.ywnbamow
>>568878165This is sexier than nude umanko
>>568878023>>568878165
>>568878394>ywnbamowWhy the fuck would I want to be a jellyfish
>>568878339Oh speaking of red i was quite surprised at how many umaXtore moments she got
HELPWhat doI can only get one of the following and I don't have many options>second circle to firm, spring, sunny, or savvy >mile or front straightaway>straight accel>center stageI'm a gutslet and witlet so I want all of those greens, but if I remove one I could buy corner adept
I found where the staygold poster stole his images from but I'll be kind and not out him.
>>568878397>>568878449>>568878605ssssssssssssex
>>568878132thats why i feel like her little dialogue is nonsense lol. She wants to hold a friggin party of hospital food. That sounds like true crazy talk.
>>568878562straightawayaccel and center are baddouble circ on green is inefficient
Everything has to be gay nowadays. Gay news, gay movies, gay music, gay games, gay month. I would be much happier if for the rest of my life I didn't need to see them or acknowledge their existence even once more. It isn't enough that every western ip has lgbt as one of it's core themes, even Japanese gacha with a miniscule fraction of lesbian players has to push it with every single character. Why does escapism have to mirror all the cancers of real life? After getting rejected irl I have to get rejected in-game too.
>>568878449
>>568878629Shes literally gay for ruby
>>568878165>all the staysamefag pics don't understand what erotic ishmm
>>568878823no one asked, schizo
>>568878823I do, and Maya mogs you
>>568878157I can’t find it at the moment but the Trainer design is the one with the knight helmet with the front being a T, if that helps
>>568878337its considered quite good. I used to be skeptical of the 'NO POWER CARDS' jp motto, but the problem is, we only have 6 slots. Because you train power w/ speed, speed and wit just become so much more effective by using power sparks. It comes down to the fact that for many races we don't have to train stam
>>568878861womb massage
>>568878638Ardan is doing that on purpose isn't she...
>>568878685Forgot to mention I'm at 1k powNow that I think about it as a Front Runner I think that's "enough", should I remove firm for the second straightaway, or no straightaway and just corner adept?
Who is the oklahoma thunders of umamusume?
>>568878903youre truly ESL aren't you? your comment doesn't even make sense you retard. Schizo esls are the worst.
>>568878861cant wait for this party dork
>>568878906
>>568879068I'm 100% pulling for her to reunite her with Palmer even though they can't be used effectively on the same racecourse
