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Previous Thread: >>568851314

>Guides, Resources and useful links:
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>/bag/Circles/Clubs/Friends:
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>4koma, Manga, Side Content, PVs & Shorts
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>>(JP) – JST
>Banners:
>5/27 After Maint – 6/10 10:59
Mutsuki (Dress)
Haruka (Dress)
Aru (Dress)
Kayoko (Dress)
Saori (Dress)

>News:
Patch notes: https://bluearchive.jp/news/newsJump/660
>Events:
Special Operation: Lore Pursuit – 5/27 After Maint – 6/10 10:59
>Content:
Total Assault: Drumbarka (Urban) – 6/3 11:00 – 6/10 3:59
Limit Break Assault: The Fury of Set (Field – w/Special Armor) – 6/24 11:00 – 3/18 3:59
2x Bounty – 5/27 4:00 – 6/3 3:59
2x Account EXP – 5/30 4:00 – 6/1 3:59
2x Commissions – 6/3 4:00 – 6/10 3:59
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2x Lesson/Scrimmage – 6/10 4:00 – 6/17 3:59
2x Normal – 6/17 4:00 – 6/21 3:59
2x Hard – 6/21 4:00 – 6/24 3:59

>>(GLOBAL) – UTC
>Banners:
>5/26 After Maint – 6/9 1:59
Rio (Armed – Limited)
Himari (Armed – Limited)
Toki (Armed – Welfare)

>Currently active coupon codes:
https://rentry.org/CouponBA
>News:
100-Free Recruitment Event: https://forum.nexon.com/bluearchive-en/board_view?thread=3447940 – 5/26 After Maint – 6/9 1:59
Update Roadmap: https://bluearchive.nexon.com/events/2026/05/update
Patch notes: https://forum.nexon.com/bluearchive-en/board_view?thread=3443143
>Events:
Operational Plan: Steel Continent – 5/26 After Maint – 6/9 1:59
My Office: https://bluearchive.nexon.com/user/myoffice
>Content:
Limit Break Assault: Chokmah (Field – w/Special Armor) – 5/27 2:00 – 6/22 18:59
3x Bounty/Normal/Hard – 5/25 19:00 – 6/1 18:59
2x Account EXP – 5/29 19:00 – 5/31 18:59
3x Lesson/Commissions – 6/1 19:00 – 6/8 18:59
3x Bounty/Normal/Hard – 6/8 19:00 – 6/15 18:59
3x Scrimmage/Commissions – 6/15 19:00 – 6/22 18:59
2x Account EXP – 6/19 19:00 – 6/21 18:59
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That one video guy is back

https://youtu.be/nZBnRin-Hes?si=FC-ur5UrxYe2AEjP

Apparently his twitter account was wiped so he had to start over

https://x.com/Kim_Lots97
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>>568875504
free her
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The schizo made another shitpost thread. I just saw it in the catalog and I bet he's gonna try again later
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Thoughts on this?

https://x.com/greatnaosuke/status/2060704226297405534?s=20
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>>568875396
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>>568875351
>>568875351
>>568875351
actual thread I baked it first
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>>568875645
hmm
nyo
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>>568875504
I kind of want a blue archive mod for prison architect
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>>568875615
hikari
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>>568875560
Mutsuki is made to be handled like a bowling ball
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That other thread counts as spamming/flooding btw
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>>568875607
Jesus H Fucking Christ...
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>>568875607
I look forward to many more years of Blue Archive being successful while appealing to only straight men, while tranny freaks like this seethe.
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>>568875645
fagslop image
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1%
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>568875993
Guh
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30/120 after killing Tiph one last time
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She's losing .1% every second...
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>>568876012
>>568876046
FUCK TIPHARETH
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Battle roombas
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>>568875892
better than cunnyslop btw
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>>568875694
Hina sexina
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>>568876109
Imagine blowjob from tiphareth, and then you fuck her glowing hole and cum inside
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>>568876161
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I love Pandemonium
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>4 daya for 5 bosses
It's going way too fast. Why did they deccelerate?
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Where is our kaya banner?
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>>568875894
dead leisa...
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>>568876309
Next to the Malkuth banner.
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>404
oh no
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>568876161
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Somebody post "that" soundpost
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>>568876374
6th anniversary is going to be that wild eh?
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>>568876309
Yeah we want playable GSC students
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lmao
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Hopefully EU Tiph survives until I get 20 tickets again which is in 10h lol
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This video still sends me
Something about Mika freaking out about a piece of seaweed and holding it up to Seia is so fucking autistic and funny to me
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>>568876431
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why are EUbros focusing so much on tiph?
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>>568876525
why is your mission in life to post this?
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Asia tiph is dead
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It may not seem like it, but this is a Hasumi general.
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>>568876613
Because you can (semi)auto D 2T.
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>>568876564
Jesus fucking christ Mika's swimsuit doesn't hide her ass at all. Her cheeks are just out there
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>>568876525
>reisa event
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literally what am i fucking doing for geb
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>>568876431
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Happy birthday superstar!
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>>568876735
just be yourself
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>>568876613
easiest boss, we were supposed to do him after Hod
after that is always t2 D when fighting Chokmah, Geb or Yesod
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>>568876431
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>>568876735
This *unzips*
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i think anon forgot to add me earlier today on NA
AYWPNQZN
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I do not enjoy doing the remaining raids.
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>>568876797
Geb is 1T
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Fuckk no more free tiph
I dont want to fight geburah
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>>568876309
In July.
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>>568876797
I already did Geb 1T even without Tiph buff it's very easy, you can kill ice with Kether
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Miyu mention
>no miyako, saki or moe
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>>568876865
if you have sKanna, tYuuka or iMari
Asuna and other 3 idols
you also need Mitcher, Satsuki and maybe gPina as your specials
that's a lot of students 3 borrows won't cover
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>>568876834
What was it for again? Might be me.
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>>568876834
There was a newfag asking for dMichiru a few hours ago, so if it was him, I already sent him a friend request and he accepted. It seems he already finished his clears
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>>568876431
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>>568876972
>The one person that hate Sensei
>The smelly tomboy
>The slampig
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>>568876972
this isn't a "lady"
Also I'm not sure they ever "met" Miyu during the whole invasion thing since she was technically 9 km away sniping.
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California State Assembly passes the 'Protect Our Games Act': 60 days notice before going offline, must provide patch for continued access or refunds

Under the bill, companies selling digital games released or resold after January 1, 2027, must provide at least 60 days' notice before terminating service. Furthermore, they must ensure that purchasers can continue to access the game—such as by providing an alternative version or a patch—and must offer refunds if doing so is not possible.

The bill applies to digitally sold games. However, it excludes games provided via subscription services, free-to-play games, and games that are inherently playable offline indefinitely. It also prohibits the continued sale or distribution of games that have become unusable due to service termination.
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>>568876993
You don't need iMari if you have dMitcher, you don't need tYuuka because iMine is free. Also don't need Asuna with Boshino.
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>>568876431
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>>568876972
>miyako, saki or moe
Those three are terrible people for different reasons (especially Moe). Miyu hard carries the group's reputation. No shit Aris would wanna be friends with Miyu over the others. Saki would have screamed at her, Miyako's tism would get in the way of being friends with Aris, and Moe...I don't wanna imagine...
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Who has a tier list like this (or any) for the shop?
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>>568877079
>>568877061
earlier today was actually 12 hours ago...
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>>568877324
Check the newfag guide in the OP
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>>568877326
Yeah that was me, thanks sensei, sorry you had to go through the archive!
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>Raid Ends in 8 day(s)
>8 day(s) 23 hour(s) remaining
This means we can farm Mysterious Substance A for 9 more days, right?
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>level 74 sKanna
probably time to put her to 90
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>lore of library
>a crab

huh??
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>>568877416
outdated
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>>568877324
The same guy that made those videos
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Who wins in a sex off between purana and kei?
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>>568877436
No lmao once yesod dies yoh can't do shit
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>binah, chesed, hod, kether, tipharet, geburah, chokmah, yesod
>attach core 10 times mission
8 cores
who are the remaining two?
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My borrows have been full of dHinas since the first day...
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>>568877487
Idk who made it.

Btw REMINDER TO BUY SHOP.
SHOP RESETTING SOON.
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>>568877451
Library of lore is internet rumors, creepy pasta, etc

The first creepypasta was a ghost story from japan about a white ghost that appears in the distance during a heat haze. If you see the ghost, do not get closer, run away.

The second creepy pasta is a story about how yakuza would throw people with open wounds into buckets of crabs, and the crabs would crawl inside their wounds and eat them from the inside

Yes these are actual creepypasta in japan.
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>>568877184
>digital games that bought either have to refund everyone if they EoS or offer an alternative method to play the game if the servers go down
>but f2p games still get a pass and can EoS without refunding anyone
What was the point of this all then? F2P games are the only ones EoSing in the first place...
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Stop trying to do geburah and finish tiphareth already
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Deploy the Koyuki. Prevent the other prophet's deaths so I can farm some more.
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>>568877618
I got the impression Library of Lore was a Kaiju reference thus far.
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>>568877604
https://youtu.be/XTi1Zk2Dj-E
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>>568877419
i just clicked the page back button a few times, i barely turn off my pc so it saves a ton of threads passively
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>>568877674
Concord wasn't F2P...
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this defense is surprisingly solid. Lost to it once when only Iori was left and in this match SHina lasted quite a while.

Stealing it.
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>>568877782
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kunekune_(urban_legend)

They're based on real stories

Except for Perorozilla, which is just an "in universe" creepypasta.
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>>568876735
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>>568877532
FUCK the police
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>just turned 30 2 days ago
>suddenly extremely sick since
>so weak I can barely stand
My time's up, senseis...
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>>568877618
>The second creepy pasta is a story about how yakuza would throw people with open wounds into buckets of crabs, and the crabs would crawl inside their wounds and eat them from the inside
Wtf, Drumbarka's backstory sounds gnarly.
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>>568878020
https://fumibako.com/kowai/story/2/1177.html

Here's the story
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>>568877898
I'm gonna do the same. Can't use it in my JP account because I skipped swimsuit Iori and Hina, but my Global account has both already upgraded to UE50
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>>568877997
I got anxiety disorder before my 30s. Stay strong Sensei. It's only downhill from here on.
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>>568877997
We all go through it, whippersnapper, i'm 33.
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>>568877079
might have been me, just squeezed in one last clear before tiph died
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binah and chesed are the only good deca raids holy fuck
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>>568877618
Man, no wonder the Japanese are fucking terrified of drawing Umamusume porn.
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Someone spoonfeed me the most efficient mats to buy for crafting using raid coins.
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>>568877914
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>>568877997
I hit 30 a few months ago and I swear injuries are healing slower than they did a couple years ago. Hang in there fellow unc.
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>>568878060
it feels like trench warfare or something
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>>568878257
They all have the same ratio
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>>568877997
>>568878198
How many unc senseis are here?
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>go take a nap
>wake up
>tiph still have enough hp to allow me an extra 2t in
nice
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I don't enjoy this event at all, Code: BOX was so much better.
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damn dude
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>>568877997
I just turned 33 and have lost 90 pounds in one year with more being lost. I am young, strong and virile.
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>>568876517
It's cute how much Toki wants to be held across all her lines.
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>>568878495
Hey good for you man
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It's weird how Mari completely overtook Hifumi in popularity
foom's lack of eroticism did her no favors
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>>568877698
Laser Uzawa
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[June Birthday Calendar]
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>>568878529
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>>568877821
I was more sorry since I found your code and didn't recognize it at first
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>>568876431

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>>568878598
Mari got 2 events for herself
Hifumi hasn't been touched in 4 years
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What the FUCK
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>>568877997
Start exercising, if you get good at it you can feel like you're in your twenties again, if you let yourself waste away you'll feel way older than you are. Only hard parts is you run out of energy halfway through the day if you aren't exercising to keep up stamina, and even if you're keeping up your muscles your organs or heart can still randomly fail eventually.

Once you're past 30 you have to upkeep your body, it isn't just guaranteed anymore. But if you keep regular amounts of exercise you should still be able to run a few miles a day easily even in your 50's. You have to do the bare minimum to keep regular, walk a few miles a day at least.
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>>568878645
MODS!!!!
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>>568877914
Bond gear when?
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>>568878395
38 here, any problem child?
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>>568878645
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Don't fucking do that
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>>568878645
scared the shit out of me, why did it autoplay?
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>>568877618
Gooks have an urban legend about their criminal gangs AHHHH WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT SOUND
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>>568878645
Hope no one has speakers in the middle of the night
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[-]
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What the HELL
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>>568878645
You scared me.
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>>568878645
Fuck off.
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>>568878645
yo wtf is this
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>>568878645
heehee
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>>568878645
Fucking Christ, that was loud.
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>>568878645
That scared the shit out of me, never do this again
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>>568878645
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>>568878645
MAGIC IS NOT REAL.
MAGIC IS NOT REAL.
MAGIC IS NOT REAL.
MAGIC IS NOT REAL.
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>>568878645
You scared the huzz while I was screensharing something... How could you Reisa
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>>568878645
I unironically got jump scared
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>>568878645
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Literally made jump and spit out my drink

Fucking REISA
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>>568878645
That... CAT!
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>>568878645
UZWRS
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>>568878645
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5RmwpPgaDRM&
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>>568878847
I was like "Wait, did I click a soundpost? What"
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I just shat my pants, I was tabbed out, what the fuck
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>>568878664
They have 1 alt left for retard loser club, they can't waste it by giving them shit alts.
Imagine you have one last chance to strike it big with this club, you have to give them super memorable alts.

Which brings up kind of a point with characters in this game; its hard for them to star in events or show up again, unless they have a shiny new alt. Like they can't just make a regular Izuna event, it has to be shiny new Izuna alt event.
Unless its a mini story
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>>568878645
Cafe accurate Reisa
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For a second I thought I clicked a soundpost and just in case I reloaded the page
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>>568878645
holy shi what the hell happened, I was on another tab and reisa started yelling at me
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>>568876616
My wife...
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I am super scared right now
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Loudest or most annoying student cafe voicelines?
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>>568878645
AIEEEEEEEE
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>>568878645
Fuck on.
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>>568878645
I was playing Runey and you jumpscared me
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>>568878645
I was reading a momo and I thought my game bugged the fuck out holy shit
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When does magical Shimiko become playable? I want her to sit on my face
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Who is this?
https://x.com/Blue_ArchiveJP/status/2060328213755351530
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>>568877959
MY HEROES
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I do the math I still need 290 toki eleph to UE50, prophet die too fast at this rate I won't even get UE40
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>>568878645
Whaddafuck?!?!?!?
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>>568879147
Please tell me it's not a garage kit
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>>568879229
Have you considered beliving in yourself?
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>>568879209
>profile says no AI
>very obviously uses AI
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>>568877997
Exercise Sensei, and improve your diet. You aren't in a locked into decline until 70/80. You could be in the best shape of your life within a year. But the longer you wait, the harder it will be, and the slower the gains.

Basically what
>>568878692
said.
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THIS IS THE ONLY STUDENT WHOSE LAST NAME IS KNOWN BY EVERY SENSEI
UZAWA LEISA
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>>568879062
Not lying or anything, MReisa's line here definitely takes the case https://bluearchive.wiki/wiki/File:Reisa_(Magical)_Cafe_monolog_4.ogg
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>>568879204
Right after sMeg
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>>568879272
If you have to ask then you already know the answer
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Soon
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>>568878645
MY FUARKING HERO
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>>568879147
Ein is the perfect engineer
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>>568879062
Yukari blows my ears up anytime she's in my cafe.
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I was so confused because I don't even have the soundpost script installed
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Best raid coming through. SRKR, Hod, Chesed a SHIT
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>>568878624
If the game was set around 2023, Rio would've been born on 06/06/(20)06
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who virgin here
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>>568878645
rip ear users
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Hurry up and die already
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>>568879493
Is there anyone on /bag/ who's a non-virgin????
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I want to break Reisa's trust in me by raping her like in a shoujo manga.
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Hina poutina
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>>568879518
agreed
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>>568879493
I have never seen a vagina
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>>568876431
>>568878645
Lowkey copped a peak cortisol spike and now I'm activated. Chat, it's fucking OVER for me.
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Hina gogurtina
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What is sensei's canon height and weight?
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I want to imprison Reisa and abuse her, like in a shoujo manga.
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>>568879460
Non-yellow hoverboat? Save me Walnut!
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>>568879560
>in a shoujo manga.
I don't read shoujo manga, does that happen?
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>>568879539
any problem with non-virgin m8? just have sex it's not that hard
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>>568879651
7ft tall
120 lbs
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>>568878645
Based
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>>568879493
Sexhavers playing this game would be stolen valor
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I want to mentally fuck with Reisa for fun, like in a shoujo manga.
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>>568879694
Yeah, and then the woman starts a complicated relationship with the person. Also the rape needs to be kinda ambiguous. Women LOVE that shit.
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>>568879694
Women have rape fantasies so yeah
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>>568879694
Literally all female targeted media is based on rape.
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>>568879372
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>>568879651
165
70
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>>568879417
Penis engineer
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>>568879719
>gookako poster
>have sex
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>>568879671
> Complaining about blue and purple when A.Aris and S.Mika exist.
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Don't forget to spend your currency before the reset, Sensei
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>>568879651
5 ft tall and 313 pounds
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https://x.com/Ice_stonewill/status/2060903071153324508
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>>568879694
yeah rape and confinement are normal in shoujo manga, the girl usually has multiple boyfriend too
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>>568878645
>open thread
>soundpost blasted at 100% volume
jesus fuck that scared me also based mod
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>>568879790
>>568879912
One of my shoujo obsessed friends is into Wadanohara (and DSP/okegom in general) and that game has a bizarre ambiguous rape subplot (not so ambiguous in the bad end) inserted into it for no reason. I thought that was just that particular friend and developer being weird freaks I had no idea this was just normal.
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i got a cold and i'm trying my best to not cough and that's taking too much brain capacity, i don't think i can do D runs...
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Magical girls are basically target towards female audiences, so yes, Reisa is a shoujo manga protagonist and Sensei rapes her.
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So what was that novel in the red winter trinity event?
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Nn sensei also has rape fantasies
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Is Blue Archive founded on rape?
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>>568879591
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>>568876431
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>>568880130
We senseis have no rights
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>>568878645
so we have a mod around here? you need to ban that schizo larper instead of letting it to be unhinged just like aris schizo.
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i dont get it
im pressing everything off cooldown but he's not dead
what am i doing wrong?
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MY TICKETS WON'T REFRESH FAST ENOUGH AND I ALREADY BOUGHT A BUNCH WITH PYRO TODAY NOOOO MY COMFY CLEARSSSSSS
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>>568880130
You may not believe this, but back then in year one, no rape sensei joke. Most meme were this brat need correction, i don't know how femdom took over.
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>>568880264
Crit issue.
So either reset or just use another ticket to finish it.
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>>568880253
>he is unaware of the hack info
>or the other 4 mod funposts
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>>568880130
I'mma crack this nut, and teach her bounderies.
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>>568880290
We learned how strong the average student is compared to us
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Fuyu is a better armour matchup for Geb isn't it? What build am I looking at for D?
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>>568878395
37 with a family
it’s fine
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>>568879694
I wonder
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>>568880130
Natsu wouldn't rape sensei. It's not romantic.
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I'm finally unbanned
The shackles that kept me restrained from billions of years of waiting will finally pay off PREPARE FOR THE ULTIMATE PICKLENUKE IN THIS IMAGEBOARD AND THE WORLD
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>>568878645
My daughter would do this.
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>>568879997
Women love rape and love triangles which wadanohara has both of because they enjoy the idea of being the center of attention
also the other day I read some reddit post from a married woman wondering why she fantasizes about her husband cheating on her, not understanding that she has a subconscious desire to see other women chasing after her man to validate her choice in marrying what she thought was an irresistible alpha male
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>>568880362
> Fuyu
> Blue Armor
Fuyu will eat shit unless you baby sit her.
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>>568880369
So long gay bowser
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>>568880264
Your rotation sucks. Try going Sag > Wappi > Kanna > Micher > Sag at 10 costs and get this rotation off instead of insta spamming.
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>>568877618
How many Library of Lore bosses do we have? Isn't that what Heiro is?
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>>568880464
Oh nevermind, I posted that and then looked closer at all the details. sKanna it is then, and even she needs to be babied
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Name my band /bag/
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>>568880443
I think we are the same type of creature deep down. NTR is also very popular with men for whatever fucking reason. And I see baggots fantasizing about being femdom raped on the daily. The reasons might differ between women and men... but we're all just fucked up humans at the end of the day...
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>>568880538
No
Gregorious and Heirononymous are Sanctum
They are an imitation of the sublime given form
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>>568880608
No, I'm different, I fantasized about being raped by a loli only to do a reversal.
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>>568880538
Hiero and Greg fall under Communio Sanctorum. so far they're artificially recreated angels from scriptures or something
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>>568880607
"IT AINT ME" starts playing
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>>568880608
I also fantasize about raping certain students. I can't really mock women for their fetishes...
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>>568880607
Roxxes
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just came back to see gookako posters giving off topic comments, go elsewhere to not talk about blue archive
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>>568880607
The Charlies and the Chocolate Factory
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>haven't updated the thread in an hour
>UZAWA LEISA!

I am so lucky I wasn't listening to music at 80% jesus
MY FUARKING SUPERSTAR
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>>568880340
oh I see, ofc useless mods won't do shit unless it's something totally obvious
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Gookako posters are the smartest here.
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>>568880685
Gematria fuck around with the terror and the sublime trying to create things from them.
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>>568880781
1vs1 me fagget
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>>568880336
>>568880508
thanks that worked :)
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>>568880538
Hiero is Communio Sanctorum. A category we actually haven't gotten in a while. It's:
>Library of Lore
Creepypastas/urban legends, whether IRL or fictional. Perorodzilla and Drumbarka.
>Decagrammaton
If you don't know what this is or which enemies fall under it you're straight up just not even playing the game dude it's literally the event right now
>Kaitenger
Kaitenger
>Communio Sanctorum
Religious theme, something to do with sublime, Maestro's experiments. Gregorius and Hieronymus.
>Slumpia
Abandoned park, weird Terror shit. I don't think we ever got definitive lore on Slumpia, it gets referenced here and there but has yet to appear in the main story directly I think. Goz and Shirokuro
>One Hundred Ghost Tales
Some Hyakkiyakko bullshit, just Kurokage for now
>Wakamo
Wakamo
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fuck tipareth is dead... that was the easiest boss so far
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>Come back from work
>Hod's dead
Ok
>Tiphareth's at 1%
What the fuck /bag/ I barely got to even touch him.
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>>568880836
I'm just happy that our superstar could start some sort of Shoujo conversation. So I forgive the mods for the Reisa sound.
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>>568878645
why did this autoplay at max volume
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So students call themselves human?
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>>568880607
Students (who)
Rabu
Teachers
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>>568881017
Students think of themselves as humans, yes
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>>568881007
Magic isn't real
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>>568880936
Would be kino if Akemi, Akira and Kai get their own raid too.
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>>568880657
>>568880685
>>568880936
So it's just Peroro then. Also I swear SRKR and Goz were the same being spooky stuff brought into reality through belief in them existing. I feel like I remember that being explained somewhere
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>>568881017
Students have been considering themselves human for ages now. It's been so consistent for so long that I don't even remember when it first happened but it was very early on.
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>>568881017
What the fuck does this even mean? Do you want them to call themselves homosapien?
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>>568880685
Almost every name in this game is based on some sort of legend. Gregorious is the Christian version of Oedipus.

>Gregorius' parents are aged approximately 11 when he is born and are the orphaned children of a wealthy duke, and his father dies after being sent on a pilgrimage from Europe to Jerusalem to repent of their sins by a wise old man. The same wise old man tells Gregorius' mother to place the child in a box on a small boat and to push the boat out onto the ocean, where God will take care of the child. She dutifully does this, placing 20 pieces of gold in with him, alongside a tablet upon which the details of his sinful birth are recorded. The boat is discovered by two fishermen sent by an abbot to fish on the sea, and upon opening the box when they arrive back on shore, the abbot orders one of the fisherman to raise the child as his son. Aged six, Gregorius begins his education under the abbot's guidance, and as he grows, quickly becomes very clever, strong, and handsome, revealing to all that he cannot merely be the son of a poor fisherman.

>In late adolescence he discovers his adoptive family are not his own, and after much debate with the abbot leaves the monastery to pursue a life of chivalric duty as a knight in order to repent of his parents' sin which he discovers when the abbot reveals a tablet to him which relates the story of his birth. Through his knightly prowess wins the hand of the mistress of a besieged city. They marry, and one day as he is out hunting, a maid shows his wife to the room where he has kept the tablet, and from which he always emerges terribly sadly with eyes red from crying. With horror, his wife recognizes the tablet and discovers she is not only his wife, but also his mother and his aunt. Upon hearing of this, Gregorius exiles himself to go and live a humble life in poverty repenting for his sin. He tells his mother to distribute her wealth to the poor and to live a life of poverty as penance for her sins too.
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I couldn't battle Hod but tiph was something else as an Eimilet
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I hope Greg doesn't die in another 10 hours.
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>>568881116
I think he is referring to the fact that they have supernatural powers
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does someone have that screenshot of the tweet of aoba looking happy because sensei invited her to a "date" which in reality was the cheese tiph strat?
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>>568881105
>were the same being spooky stuff brought into reality through belief in them existing.
You mean Mimesis. Yes, they're fake emotions given form. They aren't authentic. Fake-chan is also one.
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>>568881138
Isn't Hieronymus supposed to be a reference to Saint Jerome who translated the bible?
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>>568881172
>Greg
I meant Geb.
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>>568881138
>Gregorius asks to be put on a rock in the middle of a lake by a fisherman, who tosses the key to Gregorius' chains (which bind him to the rock) into the lake and tells Gregorius that, should the key ever be rediscovered, he will know that Gregorius is indeed a holy man and has been forgiven by God. Seventeen years later, God tells two elderly clergymen in Rome that the next pope is to be found repenting a grave sin upon a rock in Aquitania. They ride off to find him, and find the lake and the fisherman, who greedily sells them a meal instead of offering them a gift of sustenance. Upon gutting the fish however, he discovers the key to Gregorius' chains and is horrified to have chained a holy man to a rock, even more so because he presumes that after seventeen years, the man must surely be dead. He takes the two men to the rock, where they discover the emaciated Gregorius, who has survived thanks to the Holy Spirit and a trickle of water emerging from the rock. The fisherman throws himself to his knees and laments of his sin, terrified that he is now too old to still have time to properly repent. However, the narration tells us that his grief is so sincere that his soul is saved. He unlocks Gregorius, who goes off with the two men to become pope.

>Once in office, he meets his mother, who has done exactly what she was bidden to do by him and led a life of extreme poverty. She does not recognize him, but he tells her who he is, and that they have been forgiven by God, in accordance with the proper repentance they have fulfilled.

All around a happy ending
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>>568881172
Chokmah is what the best senseis attack, they wouldn't go after Greg.
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>>568881105
They are both originating from Terror I believe. I don't remember how it goes (I really should double check in the in-game archive) but Slumpia is an abandoned theme park and all the pent up resentment and urban legends and memories coalesced into Terror and animated srkr/Goz or some nonsense like that, the implication seemed to be that as natural Terror constructs, Gematria was studying/researching them
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>open thread
>Reisa jump scare
Why only the shit girls get special treatment? Mods are fucking gay as hell.
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I'm bricked alright
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>>568881116
I mean /bag/ said the jp text doesnt say human but the Korean text is the canon
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>>568879493
Being a single virgin turned out to be such a blessing. I have no idea how normalfags stand being around them long enough to fuck le modern woman.
>biologically predisposed to be midwits, the average woman is leddit tier faggotry on every topic
>followers, if they're cool, it's because they learned it from a previous boyfriend, not because they genuinely thought that way.
>any hobby that doesn't either directly serve her interests, or tangentially, is an ick. Play basketball? That's good, keeps you healthy and fit. Gym bro? Too fit, other woman might steal you. Play vidya? You're subhuman who does nothing all day.
>if they went to uni, she went through a mile of cocks and will claim otherwise unless you pretend like you wouldn't care.
>If you get married, she can turn you into an incel with zero repercussions. In fact, divorcing will only benefit her, so she can deny you for years and then take half your shit.
>Bonus points if you had kids together, if you don't dna test them within a year, which she will take issue with and say you don't trust her, you will be on the hook even if they aren't yours.

TL;DR
cunny is good. 3dpd bad
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Why does everyone want to traumatize Miyo?
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>>568881295
This game gave me an incurable paizuri fetish
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>>568879493
it's ok as long as you're under 24
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FUCK EIMI



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