Previous: >>568980024 >Global Game NewsTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineLink your account to Cygames iDCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_enCurrent Scenario: Make A New Track aka "Trackblazer"Current Rate Up: Inari One (3*), SSR Sakura Chiyono O, SSR Admire VegaCurrent CM: Gemini Cup - Tokyo Turf 1600m Mile/Left/Spring/Sunny/FirmCurrent Event: The Promised Hour>Schedulehttps://files.catbox.moe/uljfzl.jpg (embed)06/04 - Sweep Tosho (3*), Taiki Shuttle (SSR), Oguri Cap (SR)06/04 - Fuji Kiseki's Showtime Event06/07 - New Legend Races06/11 - Camping Mejiro Dober (3*), Camping Taiki Shuttle (3*), El Condor Pasa (SSR), Matikanetannhauser (SSR)06/11 - Search! Solve! Summer! Story Event06/18 - Air Shakur (3*), Air Groove (SSR), Gold City (SR)06/21 - Cancer Cup - Medium/Right/Summer/Wet/220006/25 - Seiun Sky (3*), Narita Brian (3*), Throne (SSR Group), El Condor Pasa (SR)https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Wedding Manhattan Cafe (3*), Wedding Gentildonna (3*)New Scenario "Rasshai! Tracen-ken" announced>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between servers)Starting guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalRace Analysis Tool & CM Datahttps://hakuraku.moe/umalogsRace Simulatorhttps://umalator.appFind networks if your region is blocked from the gamehttps://www.umavpn.topSeiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUmamusume Birthday Calendarhttps://ウマ娘.攻略.tools/events/birthdayUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyzCustom Stickershttps://schizo.farm/resources/stickersFind borrowshttps://chronogenesis.net/friend_search
bue bue!
sunday
hors
hello lights (lights is slang for breasts)
>>568996186wow, all these banners SUCK
TORE RAPE
umapieumakadashi
Why are niggas desperate to bake on this general?This only happens here btw other generals I frequent never act like this
>>568996318sexy whore
I will have so much sex with Sweep Tosho she can eject my cum from her cunt like a nitro boost for her last spurt and it'll take her to 1st place
>>568996347toreipu
>>568996352mmmm baking.... bread... cake....
>reddit tachyon
HOOOOOOLY FUAAAAAAAAAARKREAD THIS ASAPHOLY SHIT THIS NEWS ARE CRAZYREAD FAST DON'T MISS IT
we own this board
Her name is Sweepy
I Need Sex With Teio
>>568996352it only happens on fast generals
>>568996475is she sweating acid, bleach or something?
bue-bue-bue-bue-bue-buena vista yo
>>568996352it's better than lack of bakers I guess
>>568996347
>>568996558bue?
>>568996558bueeeeee
>>568996558post bues
"I spotted trainer" face
>>568996638https://youtu.be/L1BDM1oBRJ8?t=6
>>568996494>Brazilian tranny jew Fuku
>>568996318Cumming between her Lights
I still don't have any aces...
I hope you'll join tomorrow *wink*yes (You) specifically
Hey guys, new trainer here. For some reason when I tried to buy a Sega game on Steam, it said I had to accept the Satono marriage terms & conditions. Is there a way to avoid that, and also avoid Satono Diamond? I don't want to recruit her.
>>568996186fuck the horse now
This is your wife Seiun Sky
>>568996352You've clearly never been on /e7g/
>>568996752amazing! I wonder what this is all about
Autis/uma/ has TWO slots open starting tomorrow for any dacchis who are wanting a nice and easygoing, discord free, botless free A rank clubJust don't flatline and everything will go well!Apply either here by submitting your id and I'll invite you, or in game by having /uma/ in your profile
>>568996494kek never change holy fuark schizo poster you are the only one that makes me laugh
>>568996779Yeah, I can help. What you're looking for is >>/lgbt/, that's where all you faggots congregateyou can hand the Satono marriage terms to me, I'll take care of them
>>568996347trainees would steal their trainer back from a ningen, but what if their trainer was dating another uma?
>>568996848But i'm not Nishino Flower
>>568996186>Fuji during the most burn out periodFuck this shit.
>A rank
>>568996954uma duel to the death
Dia MARRIAGE
there's not a single trainee I wanna roll for until yeppers in august
>>568996848BoymarriageBoyprocreationBoyfamilyBoyhome
Is Bue a chud like her father is?
>>568996890Sure 278638194499
>>568997062you don't wanna roll for the brat or the girl who hates you?
>>568996916Sure thing, buddy.Wait, like 5 black cars just pulled up to the trainer dorm. Wonder what that's about.
>>568997094TamaLove bwos...
>>568997094if its actually you muvluv bwo i'll send the invite first thing tomorrow once our bwos leave
holy grandparentno mile S back in i go
>>568997062>yeppersfucker
>>568997238maybe explode you whore?
>>568997238EXPLODE EXPLODE EXPLODE
>>568997124not a loli guy, especially not annoying bratty ones
>>568997238Every day there's always someone to post in /uma/ that makes me thankful that I don't like any fronts
>>568997238drop your id onegai
mile S is overrated
retard
>forgot to log in for 3 days straightyep, that's doneville
>>568996848I'm sure Seiun would oversleep during our wedding day
>>568997414gran alegria will show up in your bedroom while you're asleep tonight and break your arms
>>568997440agreed, people who throw away a good run because of no mile S are retards
>>568997485Tummy rape
>>568997523retard
>>568997094>leaving the chud club
>>568996318I need this hag
>>568997514>>568997567you will lose to someone with mile A. how will you reconcile this?
mile S lets me settle for 1100 speed so I think it's breddy gud
>>568997016Why is she like this?
/uma/ club is recruiting
>>568997650>coping about his own mile S-let
>>568997612cumming on her camera
>>568997690It's called poaching.
mile S is only an 0.5L gain btw
>>568997682>>568997016You should marry Dia NOW
>>568997714you didn't answer the question THOUGH
>>568997062but Ricky is fun and super cute!
she will save us from the MANT menace
>>568997714you niggas make it sound like A distance can't win but I've platted like twice with A dist in MANT
>>568997762I will not fall for the propaganda.
>>568997781I don't lose
>>568997794the best part of seeing Throne on the schedule means that we're coming up on the 4th corner of MANT
>>568997820nta but were they longs?
>>568997514My trainee will nurse me back to life then beat Gran Algeria into retirement
>>568997784tarumae > lickey
>>568997784I need rickeysex
>>568997784LET'S GO RICKEY
>>568997903are you moving the goalposts back by 1400m
>>568997714I need Grass Wonder to look at my penis like that.
>>568997062same. I THINK I'll roll for Yeppers, but I cant say for sure. She's definitely an oshipick, but easy access to NSM probably means she's at least decent in CMs.
>>568997903we had 3 CMs in MANT and 1 of them is the hogfest which I refused to participate in, so yea
>>568997832Love Dia
>>568997832
>>568997947Post the Arby's
>>568997352IT IS NONE OTHER THAN I, 483764241395>>568997523man i took all my best daiwas to rooms and the number of times she would lose by <1L to someone with mile S is infuriating basically every time. You can't relax.
>>568998028she's just so ridiculously cute. easily one of my top 5 favorite uma designs
>>568998046Rickey isn't this horny
>>568997907not in a mile race she won't
>>568998168I am
>>568998028>>568998053I will not fall... I will find another Umamusume to train.
Yae
I will gladly brick my supoka situation to get rickey
>>568998281I regret not rolling for her
>
Dia needs to behave
>>568998206I did not consent to this wtf
>>568998302She will come to you in timeControl the fire within
>>568996352Did you not see when /uma/ was discussing rice cookers and air fryers? Neighas around here love baking
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zzhUQdtBKMo
>>568998417
I want to NTR an umamusume with a Human girl...
>>568998417your consent is welcome but unnecessary
Matikanetannhauser is cute. She deserves happiness.
>>568998536I want to cheat on Oguri with her.
>>568998495good idea awful execution
>>568998536Mating press
>5 clocks later
>>568998558With Hisui?
Are their skills usable for cm15 fr and or pc? I want to make them parents but I'm not sure
>chinks can't go all in on a uma clone because goombling is banned in chink media
>>568998591I wish she wouldn't get hurt and bleed so much, I don't find that aspect very moe...
>>568998591I want to slurp her nose blood.
>>568998624>>568998684She's mine, back off.
>>568998759I want to make Fine a parent too but the universe is against it
>>568998760They have horse races there though, is that not gambling
>>568998851
>>568998281pregnancy
If Nice Nature and Matikanetannhauser both confessed to their trainer, who would trainer pick? "Both" is not allowed.
...
>>568998936Neicha
>>568998971I do this
>>568998971was it autism?
>>568998936Neicha and it isn't even closemambcucks need to know thier place
>>568998705It's a mood.
>>568998936Matikanetannhauser
>>568998936Nobody likes Mambo enough to marry her
>>568998591
>>568998936neicha is GFEmambo is clumsy cute sister
Working some tnwo guy silly for a second helping of rent money, what about you anon?
I think someone cool is joining our club, not entirely sure but if it is then yippie
>>568996186i missed the news, are we happy with the schedule this month? only one new CM
>>568999205>fuji eventhell fuckin no
>>568999132>>568998591
>>568996186>the rudolf bait cardTHE END OF MANT IS UPON US
>>568998936Mambo and it's not even close
>>568996186Fucking faggot, stop making threads while I'm scrolling the last one, no one saw my replies.
>>568999205Guess I'll only train debuffers for a month and on the last few days a proper ace with throne
>>568998936Ignore both and go for Ikuno Dictus.
>>568999306HEY.......cool down a bit would you
>>568999205Fuji event might actually kill the community.
>>568999415But what if Fuji event has 200 clocks in it?
>>568999457What if Fuji took 200 cocks up her ass?
me next?
>>568999457We don't need clocks because we all (As in everyone) bought clocks before MANT right?
>>568999493Fuji would only take one, and it would be old and wrinkly
>>568999252YES YES TOREIPU
>>568999415MANT is already here
>>568999415you know you can just skip it, right?
The chance of marrying your childhood friend is only 1%
>>568999656But not 0.
>>568999656what if I first met my CF as an adult
>>568999415whats wrong with the fuji event
>>568999648No
>>568999676Unless you had no friends as a kid
>>568999676buena vista hooves typed this post
>>568999704this is why toheart and othe childhood friend manga is important nutrients
>>568999764Licking Mambo's bloody nose.
>>568999656everything is 50%. It is or it isn't, simple as
when making general use parents/grandparents is it better to just run tiara+arima+whatever else on everyone so epithets line up better than if you just have a random smattering of tiara route parents and crown route parents?
>>568999245>>568999415i don't remember how the fuji event was
grass is so cute bros
>>568999990Up to 5 levels of increased race difficultyYou do a bunch of runs at increased difficulty to get rewardsHigher difficulty means fewer runs to get rewards
>>569000086ohhhhhhhyea i'm doing them in ura
>>568999987always run crown
>>569000154No you're notDanchou needs his fans
>>568999990>>569000086
>>569000228>>569000234noooooo
>>569000234I need to stuff my face in Fuji's tits.
>>569000228why make a soundpost out of this? ...seems unnecessary
Is it worth to use Kitasan Black's inherited skill? At the very least it should do for a good midrace speed right?
>>569000339I THOUGHT I WAS INSANE I DIDN'T GET IT EITHER
>>568998705spending more than two clocks on a single race is a mistakeat that point you're done, just go next
>>568997762Sorry, Ardan already added me to the Mejiro family.
Kitasan needs to raise his fuck numbers if he wants to be number 1.
>>568999415Just do it in URA
Japanese superstar cesario!~
We fucked
damn daniel! look at them white vans
>>569000558>Ze got the Med S?>Dump it
>>568998558You'd like Vivlos then.
>>569000496TOP 20 BABY!
front biwa
>>569000645freaky ahh
>>569000210what if i dont wanna do the tenno sho
>>569000673Man Inari is so cute but that spurt was scary gratz
>>568999656Buu is the 1%
>>569000645
>>569000001she's adorable
>>569000740tenno sho isn't part of crown
I want grass to gape me
>>569000769Buu isn't an osananajimi tho? she's a taiki clone
>>569000228If Chrono wants the fans she'll have to milk my dick and motivate me.
why are people still trying to run guts cards when you can get the same results by just bringing 3 spd and 3 wit
>>569000805
>>569000924I'm not a whale
>>569000872?
>>568998206My social credit raised after reading this image.
>>569000924>he doesnt know
>>569000985you forgot mine
>>569000924I only run them on Umas with spd + pwr growth like Vodka and Grass
>>569000985Dia's small butt lost
https://x.com/ANAFFY_/status/2060871360885448776
>>569000761If she had Mile S she would have got me for sure, though Biwa doesn't have it either
>>569000969B(uu)last One Piece
Since Throne works at 0LB wouldn't it be better to throw some rolls at or maybe spend your tickets on the banner so you can free up your borrow for another card?
>>569001018i know and everyone knows i think even my dog knows about the "le dueling speed boost" and almost everyone agrees that is not even worth it
I'm gay. Give me an uma wife.
stego preggo
>>569001347dream journey
>>569001347Mejiro Ryan
>preggo shitdo not caaaaaaaaare
>>569001347Fenomeno
>>569001347Seiun Sky.
>>569001347Sirius Symboli
>>569001347ohamuscle!
>>569001291>he REALLY doesnt knowoh no no no no
Seme/seme is so peak
I love late start + BROCKED combo.
>>569001595>only know the yaoi wordAnon...
>>5690009242spd is generally enough to max even on 0% growth umas, so why not slot in a guts card for some late-race speed? Yukino Guts even has Playtime's Over on her second chain which is otherwise hard to get in MANT.
>>569001661>not capping wit
>>569000924you niggas told me that CM14 has a hidden speed bonus at 901 guts
Reminders that Umamusume have high ambient body temperature, so before you try to sign up for an Uma wife, know that they prefer colder tempratures with an AC and the like.As a bonus atleast, their hugs are always super warm and toasty.
>>569001661>2spd is generally enough to max even on 0% growth umashaha...
>>569001701Cute Sky.
>>569001661>2spd is generally enough to max even on 0% growth umas,nta, but i'm guessing it's inconsistent af? because i've been running 2pd/2wit the entirety of MANT, and I always end up scarficing some power just to get speed to 1.1k on my low rolls
>>569001701
>>569001427you do not have tobut I will
>>569001661>2spd is generally enough to max even on 0% growth umas
Seiun Sky is ugly.
>>569001086Dia's huge tits defeated me after rounds of paizuri..
>>569001852uma tummies
all the retards in xitter discussing if males born from uma musume inherit their mothers stamina/strengthnah nigga males born from uma musume are and will forever be regular males the three goddesses hate males and only cute soft girls should be strong and have an estrus cycle to rape their virile trainersstop grasping at straws trying to make your fag shit canon
>0 spsooo satisfying
what the fuck, not even 1 turn has passed
It's been 2 weeks, theoratically I should have lost 4 lbs.
>>569002094
>>569000806it is part of crown route bwo
>>569000806Your senior spring crown?
>parent run Taiki with trash ass hint supports like R Maru and SR Uokka is unironically better than my aces that I worked hard for and is only 40 points off getting 2nd place scenario record and only downside is not having firm course menacets genuinely hurts and I hate it so fucking much
>Sweepy releasing the same day CM starts>Throne releasing halfway through CancerAre we accelerating again?
>>569002491Yes and that's good
>>569002491i'd spray a miles' worth of cum onto this miletard's exposed belly
lates are so bricked what am I supposed to run...double front and ??????????????? looking like a pace angle
>>568998206y-yes to what
>>568998281no
>>569002668Run this penis
>>569002685That...
>>569002734Another non-virgin uma...
>>569002736well...where is it
>>569002556which of them is louder
>>569002861You don't wanna know...
>>569002491Throne is released on Round 1 Day 1 of Cancer
>>569002765>>569002685>>569001409>>569001086>>569000789>>569000645Dia wouldn't act like this please stop.
>3 items
>>569002904Dia would do this
>>569002914>hammerexplode
I stopped playing MANT, and just doing URA run nowadays
>>569002897So we have to remaie all our aces?
>>569002904>dia wouldn't act like this>acts like this
are uma musume blowjobs any different from human women blowjobs?
I'm not remaking shit gup
>>569003050Yes
>>569003018You can start making your aces
stop falling for the throne gaslight, retards
Uma fans are the new jojo fans in the worst possible way
>>569002918the coolestand now i have another artist to follow
>>569002765>>569002971I won't lose..
>>569003106I would lose
are uma musume hand holding any different from human women hand holding?
>>569003131none of us are gay, bwo
>>569003131One day you'll get the perfect rage bait. A pity (You) for trying
>>569003131At least they make their own memes, uma fans are known for stealing other memes and ruining them
>>569003228as long as you don't hold hands with the gorilla umas
Since Friendship points will become a lot more valuable in the future allowing you to buy SSR selectors for 500,000 points isn't it a good idea to roll for Throne and farm FP from all the borrows you'll get?There really isn't a better friendship farm than this ever in the entire game
>>569003228Yeah its extremely scandalous and an uma caught holding hands with her trainer will be on the front page of every tabloid
>>569003248Um...
>>569001808>>569001854>>569001982MLB Kita and Windy gets you there the vast majority of the time, though you can definitely still low-roll and miss. Definitely have to push speed a bit harder than with 3spd but having that extra card slot open for something else helps a ton with RB and gives you Guts/Power rainbows to pop an anklet on whenever you can fit it in, especially in the last three turns.
>>569003382depends if you have to train stam at all, but yeah its doable even on like taishin and tam when you got speed from wit... but adding guts cards sounds like suffering the high/low roll game - with mant? hard pass
ETA for summer goldship?
I have high cortisol. Give me an uma wife.
Today I finished 1 run and gave up 4Sorry danchud
>>569003536cafe
>>569003532that is someone's son
>>569003606I am the son...
>>569003382>windywon't yada be better because of spec prio?
>>569002971>>569002765degenerate ass gooners, look, shes clearly sweating, its no doubt hot out. She wants a goddamn popsicle.
>>569003659
>>569003652every1 goes windy for mant for the 10rb instead of 5rb. windy does have big rainbows so that helps
>>5690035181 month 2 days
>>569003659>popsicleyeah mine
>>569003742my heckin imouto
>>569003780what if i'm using cunny and marvey power for the rb? or is this a waste of card slots?
anon rape
>>569003606I am the dad
Satono Diamond is not sexy
>>569003841most just aim for 50. if your others can pull the weight, you can sweepy instead. 2bh ive wondered how much ill really lose going sub 50 so i can use marv wit instead of power but 1mant a day is about my limit
>>569002579Neo love!
what the fuck
>>569004072!!!
>>569004072Neo trans sis
>>569003317I agree with him tho. You ever seen the comment section of horse vids? It's literally the same>ZOMG LOOK AT ME I PLAY UMAMUSUME HERE'S A HECKIN REFERENCERINO COMMENT x1000shit that jojo fans did back then under music videos of old bands.
Digi is a goblin and her legs are fucking sticks
>>569004020i tried going sub 50 once. it felt like doing races was not as worth it desu
>>569004045
>>569004153So fucking erotic.SEX with Digitan's poverty body
my Princess would KWAB every last one of you degenerate porn spammers
now Satono REVE!
>>569004340Sex with her an her mom.
>>569004340kawapri would fold if you ask her to film a sextape with you which doubles as rekt footage of you btw after she bounces once
>>569004269Her legs don't look like this
>>569003517You're not aiming to max out guts by adding that one guts card, the idea is to avoid overcapping Speed and direct a little of that training into Guts, so instead of ending with in the 500s, you end with 700, maybe 800 if you get very lucky with rainbows + scrolls. The Guts part is kinda new for this CM, usually in the prior ones I'd have a 15RB Power card in there instead to help hit max Power. My oshi is Biwa, so no speed growth in sight>>569003652I use Windy for RB purposes, but Sweep would probably work just as well if the other cards you're running have a lot of RB. 60 RB is quite nice to have though if you can land it, good bit of extra stats + skill points
Digital's outfit shows a little bit of skin
>>569004223e-eroi...
>>569004340your princess constantly flicks her bean while reading Princess Fighter fanfiction
Ok I'm done with my Cm14 prepNow what
>>569004340i constantly flick your princess' bean after races as a reward for her hard work
>>569004681cm15chop chop mf
>>569004534wasn't her entire thought process behind this outfit to ensure it didn't steal any glances away from the other racers? She utterly failed in my opinion
>>569004340>my Princess would KWAB eve-Oops sorry bwo your Princess is too busy cumming on my dick while while mocking the tiny plankton-sized "penis" between your legs
>>568996186>golshi not until julyHmm...
>>569004805Yeah guess I should are there any guides up?
the only cm i have is 10...
>>569004681get a Mahkween cosplay gf and bully her to tears
>>569004815>>569004534Her outfit is a fashion disaster honestly, but I'm imagining her sweating through the outfit's fabric and its erotic all of a sudden.
>>569004906Little Cock On!
>>569004906Evil bitch.
>>569004815tbf, with how pink her hair is, it is innately impossible for her to just disappear in the crowd
>>569004906bitter glasse's third-rate sidekick
>>569004926Digitan should only wear panties underneath her skirt and let me peek at them
All umas are pure virgin lesbians
>>569004072need rob roy to translate this, i can't speak uni
>>569004901there's a coupleIt's just standard hogslop thoughPerhaps the most damning thing is the fact that throne releases with day one of the CM roundsprepare your ass I guess
>>569004390giving fuku red bean buns without any needles in them
Buono!
wahey
everyone in this thread deserves a horse kick to the back of the head
>>569003341>>569004148>Umamusume fans>Look inside>It's always Tiktok and Tiktoktards who latch on popular things and spam the shit out of itNot even deserved to be call a "tourists/secondaries"
THE PROMOTE AND THE DEMOTETHE PROMOTETHE DEMOTE THE PROMOTE AND THE DEMOTETHE PROMOTE AND THE DEMOTE
>>569004590ssssssssssssssex
>>569005448
>>569005398literally me on right not chowing down on some yakisoba
>>5690054487 and it's (you)
Is it possible to knock out a horse with a punch or kick to the head?
The human FEARS the uma
>>569005528If Joshua Graham is Ai's Torena, who does Ulysses train?
>>569005528soon i will once again fall into grade 4and then in one week i will rise into grade 5again, and again
class rep is so pretty
>>569005959yes
>>569005834Never engage in contests of strength with your uma. An uma who has realized the gap between humans and uma is a danger to her trainer
>>569005959hold onthe word for dash is written 驀進the first character has the horse radical on the bottomshould it have two legs? is the radical itself changed in uma world or just the 馬 kanji
>>569005959retard
>>569006037
>front runners are completely dead in JP and even Teio who has basically no innate mid-race skill will catch to triple frontFrontgwos...
Mayano Top Gun is one of the characters ever created.
>>569006037this is why death feedback has been bred into umas for generations
>>569006221tahbo TANKS that though
>>569005959
>>569006285TEIO SDEBBU DAA is coming tho
>>569006192not even teio's massive uma strength could handle teiobro
Guys I ordered 18 chicken and pork gyoza, 4 yakitori, 12 harumaki, and 3 tamagoyakiIt should be here in 30 minutes I am so hungry despite already having 2 chicken fajitas
>>569006230I hate Mayano for forcing Cygames to nerd fronts
>*jumps on clouds and then shows you with her fingers how many times her trainer came inside her*what are you gonna do about it
>>569006548SOLAR FLARE
>>569006374>toreina mere seconds before being raped
>>569005835ulysses would train a ningen to counteract the umagenda
>>569006518Who asked V
>>569006335mejiro ship is truly breathtaking
>>569004901Make 2 dom runners and then farm 2 parents you can for hoguri so you can spam throne runs without relying on borrows
>>569006504
>>569005959ugly 5head
QRD on the V meme?
>>569005835St Lite since hes a "le good ol times" autist and shes the oldest horse
>>569005362Damn that throne ordeal sounds like cancer>>569006701This actually sounds like a good plan. Any parent will do or should I aim for a parent/grandparent skill in particular?
>>569006714more like bamb-who
>>569006518teibro...>>569006548>plebbitgo back
>>569006790biggest homo in fagville
the better bakushin
>>569006714MUTEKI LOVE <3OSSU!
When multiple velocity skills proc at the same time, does their value stack or does it only pick the biggest boost?
>>569006867that's yaeno muteki
>>569006221>bigniggers are now used to help paceGODSbtw what is this mode where you can use 2 of the same uma, it doesn't seem to be a practice room
Why don't we just talk about the game
>>569005835Unironically Agnes Tachyon
>>569007024i'm always horny when playing the game, because the umas are just that damn sexy
>>569006440It's still unusable I heard
game?
>>569006037>>569005834Oh noooooooooo
>>569007024the what now?
Ever notice the anti-jp schizo, anti-ntr schizo, anti-stego schizo and "le talk about the game le thread integrity" schizo are never posting at the same time?And in all those instances he only makes the thread worse?
>>569007024mant sucks
>>569007079Unless there's fronts
When cancer cup arrives you must queue on reset or you will be raped by throne aces
>uma_locking_door_behind_her.png
So how long dow I have to wait for my wife?
>>569007154>making up new schizos
>>569007154There's no "anti-ntr" schizo, because that would make the whole thread minus the avatarfag a schizo
>>569007173
>>569007220Your wife is a fatass but she's cute
question has the newma nigger been around the past few days?
>>569007154>anti-jp schizo,>anti-stego schizoThats the same guy>anti-ntr schizoThats everyone>"le talk about the game le thread integrity" schizoYou literally just made up a guy
Is the throne card useful for grand live?
>>569007259the entire thread is schizo tho? you fags folded to the schizo whims every time he counterbaked like a newfag
Is it weird I got erect after reading this?
>>569007391Nobody cares about your feelings getting hurt V
I will not engage in this discussion.
>>569007216What if my door is one of those SMART doors where it's voice or remote activated
>>569007420Maya-chan was born in 1992
>>569007468engage in me, daddy
>>569007310She is not fatShe has a healthy body
>>569007384Yes, you should pull on it
>>569007437schizo rambling about bf again
>>569007420Skibidi Toilet is considered Uncslop now?
>>569007473>W-Why does it activate with my trainee's voice
>>569007556Oh my, I'll have to work on impregnating her then
>>569007556kek if you misunderstand that you're going to end up making your daughter pregnant
>>569007536Why did you change the avatars again
just made a Topro gif
why is the schizo constantly talking about V from Cyberpunk?
>>569007605Yeppers same with tung tung sahurslop. 6 7 is even reaching uncslop territory
(Delicious) Burden
>>569007605>uses the words unc and slopLmao
>>569007321Why are you bitching about newmas retard. Its literally new content
HOLD ME NOWI'M SIX FEET FROM THE EDGE AND I'M THINKIN
>xhe still thinks it's only 1 person who hates the NTR avatarfag
orenji
>>569007692Nice. I saved it.
>>569007556>"baby" instead of "sister"ESL indos... we misjudged you
>>569007749MAYBE SIX FEETAIN'T SOOOOOOOOOO FAAAAAAAAAR DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWN
>>569006504>>569006714a static weight is different than the massive, squirming, slimy body of a hutt
>>569007829Nobody cares
>pace is le weak this CM>just make your oguwi an end closer bwo stronger trust>test lobbies>my pace chaser is kicking asses>my end closers are stuck 5th below even with daring strikeSomething tells me only Taishin and Tamamo are the only actually working end closers and everyone just assumed "end closers = strongest" because of them
>>569007886well yeahit's like how paces are strong on medium 2000-2200 but paces means exclusively hog
>>569007886
>>569008029what's this from?
>>569008029>the average team is chocobon smaru taishin>there's little enough variety that you can actually have an "average team"holy slop
>>569008141hakuraku
>>569008029Damn Falco is secretly the best front again
>>569008029I don't feel like that's accurate aside fron Taishin.
>>569008029>mayo and kita frontswhat do they have that I am not seeing, I am still working on a final front
>>569007886You underestimate how strong Oguri pulse is
>>569007854Rasha Naba Doe-ah Gola Teio Nipple Pinchy
>>569008258hakuraku data always needs to be interpreted accounting for sampling biasonly hyperfocused players will even do rooms but it's an even smaller set of those players that will mod their client to gather this data
>>569008364I don't think your post has anything to do with mirako
>>569008029Kita has innate TTL and a final corner mid-race and Maya has a gamble final corner target speed and accel
>>569008431We have a mirako avatarfag now
>>569008332you can go to the website and see the top performers and try to copy them
>>568997228Sorry, you have been duped. People just like posting my id to shitpost.
>>569008468It's just V switching up avatars because he was actually starting to get banned for using NTR
>>569008447Replied to the wrong post >>569008332
feeling lazy and didn't expect this run to actually be gooddo I bother trying to get accel inherits or just call it a day
>He is talking to himself again with 3 devices
>>569008408also a lot of people bring two dedicated speed debuffers
>>569007886I routinely snake wins with my end Oguri even though she's only S because she has Mile S and Turf S. She has so much fucking late race when she decides to win she just shoots off like a god damn rocket.It's beautiful to watch for that alone.
>>568997094V is still so salty about the basic blonde bitch huh>>569008601Why are you shitposting with other people's ID's now?
>>569008447kita's midrace kinda SUCKS though
>>569008630Yeah but I like training her because I don't need to use the dogshit Bourbon card
>>569008601https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/search/image/jTO4WyMYqhR426qC7h9vRA/
>>569008656Mirako is literally me just dreaming about food
>>569008721I like how that retard was larping to know shit about keiba too even though lovcen wonHe really is a top larper
>>569008792cutie
>>569008792>>569008868The cutest
I just want to fuck Mirako silly.
>>569008792>>569008868Thats a carrot
this thread will be butter once GL starts
>>569008897I don't even know who she is
>>568996752VERY GOOD POST
>mile Mcqueen with 30% winrateBASED
>>569008939he just told you it's mirako
>>569008792there's nothing there
>>569008939Nobody does, she's one of the less popular umas which is why that faggot chose her to avatarfag as
>>569008583your mile S bwo?
>>569008898I want to nibble on that carrot
>>569008939She's better left unknown for spoiler reasons
>>569008953>buhi deckfitting desuwa
>>569008953power is a meme stat huh
I miss people running ace Suzuka from CM3, now she is just a runaway bot
>>569009054retard
>>569008897Get in line faggot I am first
>>569009127Nobody cares V.
>>569009151>every mirakobro is V
>>569009054Buhi would have Topro desu
>>569009189>mirakobroStop inventing new words retarded avafag
I'm training Special Week and she's being cute.
>>569007468I am going to EMBLEMMMM Engage in this conversation
>>569009151>>569009240You are mind brokenBy an avatarfag evenI might just start calling him NTRchad avatarCHAD
>>569009240>avafag>didn't post a single image What did the schizo mean by this
>>569009261You already did this bit
can you guys just post the mirako images but remove all your words
>>569009127Mirako's fat tits, spare tire, and drooling umanko
>happening againno matter if it's a skinwalker or the actual schizos, interacting means you're low iq
Edo umanko in my face!
>>569009321this, but without the images
>>569009338interacting with avatarfags is also low IQ
consider a robot
>>569009406Why is she wearing such sexy lingerie
>>569009368That is a good picture and I will save it.>>569009406Robots got metal
>>569009479I have trouble shooting so she's troubleshooting
>>569009406This robot dresses provocatively
Guys anyone want some harumaki? I didn't eat it all because it is just veggies but they are nice
huh
>Guys anyone want some harumaki?
>>569009406I consider the robot often and in great detailI wish the robot was still alive
>>569009571LOL!
>>569009338Isn't this a daily occurrence?
>>569006221Teio got buffed bwo
>>569009635Seething
>>568997009>>568996954tokyo racecourse 2400m
>>569009639for the past month or so, yes
>>569009662She doesn't get any new mid-race tho
>>569009675in most online cultures "LOL" is an expression of laughter, not seethe
Wow my Special Week got Night Owl like an idiot but then only a moment later Nice Nature came along and cured her somehow. It's the first time I've ever needed that option
>ruin an uma's reputation>jump ship and ruin the next
>>569009685>the dih dahby
>>569009741it's why you should wife up natie instead of that special needs retarded glutton
I need an uma wife who is dumb enough to date me.
>>569009717Maybe, just maybeIf that person wasn't so obnoxious with avatarfagging, doxxing other anons for no reason then maybe he wouldn't have schizos on his ass? Ever thought of that?
>sweepy on 4thmy gemini team is complete
>>569009817What does that have to do with Tokai Teio
I have mirako fatigue
you will pull ze shakur
My dick needs mirako to bounce on it
>>569009849Sex with Teio
>>569009849schizos see enemies in teio
>>569009849oh no anon, you're the teioschizo now
>>569009879Well too bad. She's my new favorite uma. Also you don't play the game
>>569009879She's not even out yet
>>569009817Kek you are losing your mind schizo tranny lmaoMaybe take your meds and go to bed?
I HATE TOKAI TEIO.I SERIOUSLY FUCKING HATE HER.
>>569009879Here is an Agnes Tachyon on a motorcycle
>random mood down>decide to recreate>karaoke scene>two scenarios with mood up>roll right into summer with no rainbows>uninstall >kmsyep, it's Uma time
>>569009952But that's my only Teio image..... I can't possibly fulfill this responsibility I have been suddenly burdened with
What's the next uma he's gonna move on to when he destroys mirako's rep?
TORENA, NO—
>>569009980That's how you know avatarfags did their job successfully
it's not going to increase further until next scenario, right? it seems it stopped at 790-800k
I can already see it!>Roll for throne>Have to pity >Don't have enough carrat to mlb tachy now
>>569010059I never try to improve my mood above Good unless it's like, summer with a good training.MANT utterly showers you with mood up items and events.
>>569010109Throne and Summer Golshi will push it further for the final month of mant
>>569010106This is how Torenas get raped
>>569010028Here is a Tokai Teio next to a Nissan Skyline r34
>>569010143>MANT utterly showers you with mood up itemsh-haha... r-right....
sex with mares
>>569010124>roll for bait card>oh no I'm out of rolls
>>569010124>roll for throneDon't do this.
We only have sex with stallions here
MANT is a mood down for me
>>569010124anyone rolling for throne deserves to be bricked
>>569009406I appears the robot is waterproof
>>569010087who is he?how can a uma rep be destroyed if you know nothing about her?post your cm aces
kek. good. all the sex with ningen belongs to me now
>>569010160Here is Ikuno Dictus riding a zeppelin (you can't see her at all but she's in there)
the chiyonotes have been updated
I will doxx all the anons here
>>569010265Why are you defending your bf, Umama?
>>569010193Chrono is not that big and she's not even sexy in the first place
>no mile S>powerlet undermines the turf Ssigh
CLANG CLANG CLANGSCHIZO SCHIZO SCHIZOCLANG CLANG CLANGHAVE A MELTY NOW SCHIZOCLANG CLANG CLANGCOME ON DO SOMETHING FUNNY SCHIZOCLANG CLANG CLANGMELTY NOW MELTY NOW
>>569010436ship it
now I'm worried
>>569010324Here is Gold Ship training in saturn, if you squint your eyes you will be able to see her.
>>569010441You don't play the gamePost your aces
>>569010362Start with yourself
>>569010441Motherfucker my sides lmao this is a good post
Mass injection of Carats in 8 hours
>>569009849Hey fuck off I'm the Teioposter here!Also, her unique still can't activate
>>569010362Have mercy V...
>>569010441jokes on her i love swimming
>>569010565>tamamoberg>vaxxingOH NO NOT AGAIN
>>569010496yep
>>569010513She's cute in the space helmet
Why would people even hate me? I'm the only one who actually talks about uma musume here, be it keiba, JP news or anything usefulPost your aces or else you do not play the game
>>569010441What the fuck Mirakofags can make funny posts?
>>569009964>you don't play the gameK bwo
I have no self worth so I go the extra mile for other people who I put on a pedestal.Uma wife for me?
>>569010631Are you saying you want me to mention more about what my Special Week is doing in her career right now
>>569010684>posting a twitter screenshot
>>569010686ruby
>>569005392You know what? Helios is kinda hot.
>>569010565New Autis/uma/ danchou, do the funny thing. Kick them all.
>>569010684I'm literally the only one who was talking about the game in this thread
Starting to think Spe is better as a pace instead of forcing her as an end closer
>>569010686good luck becoming a hebefucker
>>569010735Cope and seethe no one likes you
>>569010764Too bouncy
>>569010774this is some Special Week erasure right here
>>569010362can't wait for the free pizzas!
>>569010809Now post the whole thing
>>569010479yeah she's still my best by far. Beats my previous best like 90% of the time. I'll just have to hope and cope.
>>569010362Send a pizza for me as well. Make it cheese or all meat please
>>569010087He was on the verge of ruining Digitan but thankfully he backed the fuck off.
>>569010764Not bouncy enough
>>569010926He still does it from time to time when people call him out
>>569010805I have been telling people this but nobody listens. She is a beast with Pulse inherited. You can even give her more accel with Budding Blossom or even more velocity with Barcarole or Shadowbreak
>back to NTR
>>569010985I'll probably try it. I already have my aces ready anyway and my Spe's constantly jobbing
You guys are fucking retarded.
why would you ever train spechud she's a bad pick at all times
>>569011032
>>569010686Digitan get back to practice.
>>569011078how intensely and thoroughly would mile rape her trainer?
have a tazuna to cleanse your board :)
You are a mentally weak loser if one rando on the internet can ruin a character for you
>>569011095I'm training spechud because I want to make KINO in the midst of Cancer Hogslop
>>569011081>>569011104Yes I am a Urara fucker, how did you know?
Thanks El.
>Two guys talk about the game>While 3-5 schizos argue with each other over one guy>The guy they are obsessed with is one of the two talking about the gameIs this what /uma/ is now? Nice thread
>>569010686MILE?replied to the wrong post again award>>569011157She's surprisingly a good girl so she would be very gentle
>>569010805>Pace>not even Flower/TaikiPrepare to lose
I'm retarded. Give me an uma wife.
>>569011238jordan
>>569011220>nowthey've been here for months unfortunately
>>569011095She's my Gemini plat winner. She needs to defend her title
>>569011238NTR
>>569011171NPC behavior
>>569010686>mileThere is only one answer
>>569011281>longslop spechud>during golshi eraunfathomably based
>>569010897having maxxed wit and an excellent spread of skills does that, yeah. Low power is so so but turf S makes up for it and power isn't that important this CM
>>569011171You don't get it, don't you? V doxxed my entire family and then fucked my dad in the ass. He ruined NTR for me, and Ayabe, and Digital, and Teio, and Chiyo, and Mirako, and Tachyon, and Vivlos.
>>569011171If it wasn't for VF people wouldn't even care for Vivlos
>1 item left (hand cream I didn't end up needing)very satisfying
>>569011095she is the FACE of the franchise and you will show some respect!
>>5690112203-5? Your number keeps growing I've noticed. Could it be that EVERYONE hates you?
>>569011379cool
>>569011379>not emptying your inventory for the last secret 10+ stats from tazunangmi
>>569011220You're very obvious about trying to change the narrative V.
>>569011417You keep noticing things. You are such a good boy. Dedicated to your bf 24/7.
>>569011561V could never go to Japan
>>569011587This but V and Umama
Vivlos wit GAWD
>>569011561>not the KKKshobro sucks at content farming
>He keeps changing avatar I am going insane
>niggers shilled me yae>then they shilled me rickey>then ramonu>and now granWHEN WILL IT STOP I CAN'T ROLL EVERYONE
>>569011727Thankfully they can't shill NTR or Mirako to you anymore
The avatarfag and the guy insulting him having gay sex while the schizo watches, all the while the stego poster is fucking a cosplayer who may or may not be underage>714 posts, 305 imagesgrim
>>569011727sorry bwo but it's your fault
>>569011727may I raise you one (1) Yamanin Zephyr?
>>569011838Do you have anything that would show off her personality
>He is avatarfagging as Zephyr now
permission to post my wife to use up the image slots?
LET'S GO RICKEY
>>569011727just roll bro horse buying is just gatcha for rich people after all
>>569011948Is she in the game yet?
>He is avatarfagging as Rickey now
>>569011948it's a free board
>asking for permission to post your wifeWeak
>>569011907no, but tits!
>>569011907
>>569011950rickey gave me a bricky
>>569011838Underrated af uma
>He is avatarfagging as Ramonu now
>>569005421except me
>>569011095I'm running end spechud for gemini and YOU CANT STOP ME!
>>569011907She likes the wind and she should blow gently on my penis
>>569012009fuck you, cygames. why can't those tits be for me?
>>569011561anything not to play mant huh
>>569012145why not? She's a marejiro
>>569012125Why does Chiyoavatartranny not go for the cute CC like >>569011709
>>569012145Because they're for ME
>>569012103>>569012078are stallions supposed to be this forward
>>569012104>>569011991Mindbroken that nobody likes you
>>569012189I don't like Kylo Ren
>>569012078Wtf I didn't know she was that much for (you)
>>569012078
>>569011907jarvis pull out the ai post from yesterday roasting her because shes made for uncs
>569012208LOL Seethe dilate
>>569012275Every uma is for (You) bro, dont let anyone tell you otherwise
>>569012203Yes
aiiieeeeeee
>>569012318>>569012208Sorry I'm so low T I forgot how to respond correctly because I got so owned
>>569012338explain this.
Thread unusable
typical sea hours
>if lose JF with 350+ speed with pace style = quitDoing this has lowered my blood pressure significantly
this thread isn't marvelous enough
>>569012450Once, a girl put on extremely ugly lipstick, and then she became briefly angry at someone she liked a lot.
>>569012451just like my pants after training mares....
>>569012450Ever heard of a tsundere before?
Come on Chiyoanon, let's go to bed, this is not a thread worth staying up
PLEASE DON'T LET HIM BAKE
>>569012581Why can't you go to bed with me
I will bake
I will baka
>>569012596A Top Road OP would be vastly better than the alternative, which is some Japan-only character who only the worst posters here are at all familiar with (and even then only slightly because they are young and dumb and they aren't especially good at reading)
move>>569012696
>>569012562i hate tsunshits
>>569012710>>569012710>>569012710
moov>>568883724>>568883724>>568883724
>>569012698No, kill yourself
>>569012709>>569012724bravo
>>569012709>>569012724>>569012729retards
>>569012724>>569012709which one retards
This thread is full of so many geniuses
>>569012698You will never bake again stupid nignog HAHAHAHA
>>569012874I know. It's fun to see how many posts are hidden from me and how much seethe there is around
