Olivia's Olivias Edition>NewsNew community MvM tour: https://www.teamfortress.com/post.php?id=270245>Official SitesBlog: https://teamfortress.comWiki: https://wiki.tf>Frag With /tf2g/When: Friday & Saturday Afternoon. Check for posts in the thread or be the one to announce.tf2g's Official Server: 78.46.128.115:27015 (EU)Ready Up: https://tf2gfragready.b4k.dev/>Other 4chan ServersWeeabootique: 198.245.61.57 (NA)Castaway: Castaway.tf (NA/EU/AUS/Asia)Konata: konata.tf (EU)>ResourcesFAQ: https://pastebin.com/Svy4uc7tMods: https://pastebin.com/8Q6bzADkPreview Loadouts & Skins: https://loadout.tf | https://weapons.tf | https://p337.info/tfviewHUDs: https://gamebanana.com/mods/cats/1644 | https://tf2huds.dev/Scripting: https://pastebin.com/1VmngMfJ | https://pastebin.com/R7V4cN8STrading: https://backpack.tf | https://trade.tf | https://stntrading.eu/ | https://tf2trade.tf/Stats: https://pastebin.com/0yaDyWb4Sprays: https://rafradek.github.io/Mishcatt/Community Server Browsers: https://serverbrowser.tf/ | https://thegabenzone.github.io/truequickplay/#/serversCreators Leaks: https://archive.is/GeYbEtf2g's Guide to Heavy: https://pastebin.com/Y7ZWgt96>Competitive News & Events: https://teamfortress.tv Lobbies & Mixes: https://tf2center.com | https://pastebin.com/vNTDF4eLLeagues: https://pastebin.com/UJ9sDAdq>Previous Thread>>568623530
Did Zesty win yet?
>>569002534this image doesn't have anything to do with tf2. perfect op 10/10
>>569002534based thread
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kO1Yq7n9zLU
>>569002669baby making sex with honey
Any tips for compressing stats
>>569002669He won a fully furnished condo, rent free
The spy tech update we were promised 500 moons ago, where is it?
>>569003413If you check the workshop there's a bunch of things called "Low Profile" now. There's a website with it but it's not up yet, that's probably it
I was rewatching that impromptu interview zesty did with that tf2c dev who worked on the server verification nonsense, and he keeps saying something along the lines of: >"we received expected losses in player numbers, it's inconclusive whether the verification process alienated anyone >:3"even though player numbers are lower after the steam release & verification nonsense than they were pre-steam release. Like bro, do you hear yourself right now? It's ok to admit that pushing draconian rules on people was wrong.
>>569002776so bouncyyy!!!
MvM update status?
>>569004319releasing as soon as I finish plapping zhao (never)
Trips and i will put whatever on my objector
>>569004541>tripsNo trips on /vg/ except for 000, pick something easier
>>569004756i see, them dubs and will work for me
>>569004827i'm claiming the next dubs in the name of kyojiri olivia if the post in question happens to not have an image attached
>>569004827No dubs on /vg/ either, we'll be here all day. It has to be a 0-9 roll
>>569005000lmao, trips
>>569005000oh fuck lmao
>>569005000Holy fuck I take it back, I kneel
sometimes my faith in rngesus and His meme magic is rewarded, and for that i am grateful, blessed be his digits
>>569005000holy shit, that was more fast as i expected
>>569005000BASED AS FVARK
>>569005000Oops
a Winrar is (you)
>>569006969Would've cropped it better but still nice
>>569006969Will you roll for the name next or what? Also nice double 69 get
>>569006969blessed objector, nice digits
off to a great start
>>569004042>it's inconclusive whether the verification process alienated anyoneIt was pretty clear since server hosters like those of arctic.tf and Moon's Pub said they shut down their servers because needing to wrangle what every player says was too much work for what it was worth, and since verified servers get priority positions on the server browser, traffic died overnightThe Classified people were also kvetching about arctic.tf having more players than their own servers, so they clearly weren't happy servers that didn't share their rules were more popular
>get my shit rocked in casual as usual>join community server>rape>join another community server >rapematchmaking... le works?
>Fixed automatic "Control Point Lost" lines not playing (community fix from robbilookatme)>Now if you're playing Spy and the enemy caps the point you'll say the line (even if disguised and/or invisible)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3pyAg8m8ado
>>569005000check 'em
there's too many niggas playing tf2 called konathere was ikonakona back in the day, then there's konakona who is friends with some tf2 content creator but i forget who - maybe fatmagic, maybe scary broccoli, maybe hemorrhoids, idk i don't micro that much, and there's THIS kona guyhttps://youtu.be/YBad8HOD8w4why is "kona" such a popular name?>>569016121>you'll say the line (even if disguised and/or invisible)proofs?
>>5690043192 weeks
nothing like being the bigger Mann!
>>569016524It's from lucky star, "Konakona" is Konata's online name in lucky star, if you pay close attention to ikonakona his avatar is lucky star art styled
>>569016686baby making sex with zhao
>>569016853hmm, makes sense kinda, tho i doubt people have such good taste nowadays
bring back quickplay
>>569019468Imagine licking Zess' belly button
Kill pyros. Behead pyros with the eyelander. Roundhouse kick a pyro onto the control point. Slamdunk a gibus pyro into the trash. Crucify filthy pyro mains. Deficate into a pyros sandvich. Launch pyros into a buzzsaw. Stiryfry pyros in a wok. Toss pyros in front of active sentry guns. Urinate into a pyros gasstank. Judo throw pyros into a woodchipper. Twist pyros heads off. Report pyros to Valve. Karate chop pyros in half. Curbstomb pregnant pyros. Trap pyros in the underworld. Dump pyros into the trash compactor. Liquify pyros into a vat of acid. Eat pyros. Dissect pyros. Exterminate pyros in MGE. Stomp on pyros skull with the mantreads. Make pyros check'em. Cremate pyros with the degreaser. Lobotomize pyros. Mandatory trade bans for pyros. Crush pyros into a paste. Drown pyros in jarate. Vapourize pyros with a pomson. Spawn camp pyros. Kick a pyro from your mvm lobby. Shark pyros from hat drops. Feed pyros to alligators. Slice pyros open with the half-zatoichi.
>>569019468sess with zess
>>569019468zesty's wife
>>569019947i will fill the form when he enables sprays on his servers
>>569020691unfortunately that was abused by his detractors to spam sprays of illegal and disgusting content, take screenshots of it, and then pretend like the place was an alt-right den of predators because they snapped photos of "the average zesty fan's" sprays
Here's a nerf for the kunai.You cannot get health back from a kill if you're currently taking damage/have taken damage in the last 1-2 seconds.
>>569003413>>569003514https://lowprofile.teamfortress.community/If you wanna check later
>>569021675let spy have one good thing, everyone else gets like, five
>>569022870>let spy have one good thingInvisibility, instakill, speed boost on instakill, feign death + invisibility and speed boost, slower decaying overheal on insta kill, destroy engie nests without taking damage, only class to deal headshot damage aside from sniper, with no tunnel vision, no slowed movements from being scoped, no reload after a shot. I think the Spy has a lot of good things going on, if you're not dying as a base stock spy then you won't die with a nerfed kunai.
spy players are like the niggers of the team fortress 2 community. you have to be constantly watching out for them or else they'll instantly appear behind you and stab you to death for no good reason
>>569023985Where'd you get this pic of Joshie
>>569002534Epic thread OP as always sister! the sexualized drawing of the little child from the tf2 comics is very epic! You forgot your TF2 steam group though!https://steamcommunity.com/groups/TransFurtress2
>>569024163https://x.com/chuun_ie
>>569002534this >569024229 is spam
>>569024229lmao trukey
>>569023134when you nickle and dime like that, it sounds like a lot, but really actually isn't, and anyone who actually plays more than one class knows that
>>569002910All the reflected projectiles are critical hits, I don't think it needs extra damage to replace your shotgun or crit flares in terms of burst damage too.I say, remove all damage bonuses and add something like "+%30 Afterburn duration". If you want to boost Axtinguisher, this does the almost same thing and it's not a beast that way.Target will get away from you, if you were to miscalculate the airblast knockback, extra duration helps you to catch up and land the hit.>>569021675Use the airblast to shove him away from health kits and shotgun him when he's airborne. Do NOT lit him on fire at the first sight and Kunai-DR will be useless.Obviously you can not bring down a 200 health target with flare punches if he shakes of afterburn with DR whenever you try, also gain speed boost in the process.It is tough luck if you don't want to swap from flare gun to a shotgun, then Manmelter is your only reliable choice against them but it requires an enemy Pyro to feed upon.Seriously, there is something wrong with Pyro mains when all of them expect to bring down a Kunai chain when they rely on target being lit on fire when he never meant to be.
>>569023985this shit is embarassing bro
>>569024229I love her OPs, thanks for supporting her
>InvisibilityHe's completely defenseless while invisible, on a timer, and it takes time + it's a very distinct sound whenever he does so>InstakillOnly at melee range>speed boost on instakillFor the oh so fantastic trade-off of being oneshot by pills, rockets, scatterguns, you name it>feign death + speed boostAt the cost of not being able to cloak when you want to, everybody knowing exactly what you're doing as soon as they shoot you, and the 2nd loudest sound in the game blaring to signify where you've now decloaked, completely defenseless>slower decaying overheal on instakillPart of the one genuinely good weapon spy has that prevents him from feeding after a single kill against a competent team>destroy engi nests without taking damageSkill issue? Spy is notoriously bad at taking out engi nests solo; people like you see the sapper and automatically assume that it means spy counters engi>only class to deal headshot damage aside from sniper...Which is now incredibly gimped and borderline useless, but ever during its heyday, was miles worse than an actual sniper>no tunnel visionNeither does any sniper running the exploit HUD that removes the scope. I should also remind you, the Amby has no scope, no zoom, nothing>no slowed movements from being scopedNot only inconsequential, but neither do snipers anymore>no reload after a shotNo, just the spread recovery that essentially functions the exact same wayIt will never not be funny listening to people who clearly never ever play spy try and glaze how strong he is, when he's objectively speaking the worst class in the game
>>569025364>Caring about bait from a snipersissy
>>569003514>>569022469>coming soon
>>569022870nta, spy SHOULD NOT be a fucking tanky unkillable demoknight that can one shot anyone in melee range and has invisibility and can escape any situation. wtf are you smoking? the kunai is ridiculously broken in the sense that it lets spy players rewrite the entire spy class in what it's supposed to be able to do. Spy SHOULD NOT have unlimited health, that is completely retarded.
>>569025982it's always good to put forth decent counterpoints so that newfrens know what's up
you are definitely that anon
>>569027016Nope. Kunai is busted, and more than 1 person in the world thinks so. There should be a hard cap on the hp spy can get or a cooldown on its effect.
#569026798 (Fag)Go record a match playing as a kunai deadringer spy.
Kikebot1488 activated.Fent reactors in full swing.OY VEY SHUT IT DOWN GOYIM!!! I AM A SPY MAIN I AM THE MOST SKILLED CLASS!!!WE ARE THE MOST OPPRESSED SEE A SINGLE PILL AND ROCKET CAN KILL US!!! LET ME PUBSTOMP IN PEACE WHERE NO ONE SPY CHECKS BECAUSE ITS FULL OF FRESH INSTALLS WHEN THE DR WAS NERFED IT WAS LITERALLY THE HOLOCAUST I LITERALLY NEED THE DIAMONDBACK CRITS BECAUSE I AM THE WEAKEST CLASS!!! IT DOESNT MATTER IF I GET 4 GUARANTEED CRITS FROM AN UNGUARDED ENGIE NEST!! I NEED THEM SPIES DONT HAVE A WONKY INSTA KILL MECHANIC THATS HEAVILY DEPENDENT ON PING AND VALVE'S ATROCIOUS OPTIMIZATIONS SPIES CANNOT DO SIDESTABS FACESTABS OR BACKSTABS FROM 10 MILES AWAY FROM YOUR PLAYER MODEL ITS ALL ANTI-SPY PROPAGANDA!!! SNIPERS CAN REMOVE THEIR TUNNEL VISION, SPIES CANNOT cl_interp TO LAG AROUND THE SERVER AND FACESTAB EVERYONE ITS NOT AN EXPLOIT BRO ITS A FEATURE I WANT AN OVERHEAL THATS ON PAR WITH A DEMOKNIGHTS 2 HEAD EYELANDER
it's so easy to set these people off by speaking the truth about how spy is in reality, ass
>>569027176why am I fag for pointing out how kunai is a broken weapon? You're probably just a butthurt spy player.
>>569016774Nice
>https://www.youtube.com/shorts/12eUeFd1ZR0Why is Spy able to tank 3 rockets here? He was properly caught out and put himself in a completely vulnerable spot in the middle of all of them, he should be dead. That soldier also did everything he was supposed to do in that situation and yet he still dies for it.
outplayed
>>569002910this weapon is feast or famine garbage taken to the extreme>punished for holding it out>punished for trying to switch to itwhat exactly is the pyro supposed to do besides camp a corner?
>>569028375>what exactly is the pyro supposed to do besides camp a corner?Double down on scorch shot spam
Sorry mates, but I think the comic sucked overall.It had some worty laughs in isolation, but it's merely lorebait. Just worldbuilding with no rhyme, reason or pay off, other than being noise for the community.Also the ending just sucked, completely ouf of tone with the IP, the TF2 mercs should be last group of characters that deserve an ending like ''And everyone lived happily ever after with their numerous family''.i would have much better liked the supposed rumored ending with BLU and RED squabble aciddentally destroying the world and having been picked up thousdand of years later by future caveman fighting for no reason other than colour.
>>569028826Agreed for the most part. It was so disappointing when it released, I think we only had like 1-2 threads of "hype" for it before everything was back to normal here.
Are achievements hidden in-game now? I've gotten two achievements now with no sound effect or announcement in chat
>>569022469>Zesty drops on stream that he knows they are making a spytech pack>they renamed it They FEAR
I would remove the quick-fix and vaccinator from the game if I could.
>>569032682What was the old name again?
>the real reason why it was called phoneyland was because it was a bait and switch for the real updateholy fuck...
>>569013690I just didn't enjoy tf2c as much as I hoped to. So I just went back to vanilla and didn't look back>picrelI lol
>>569024229Truke bombAlso sniper players are subhumans picrel
i need new maps so i can complain about them not being dustbowl
>>569028826>the TF2 mercs should be last group of characters that deserve an ending like ''And everyone lived happily ever after with their numerous family''.>i would have much better liked the supposed rumored ending with BLU and RED squabble aciddentally destroying the world and having been picked up thousdand of years later by future caveman fighting for no reason other than colour.Nah you're just jaded and/or brainwashed by two decades of forced "good guys and good endings are actually le bad we need to #deconstruct and #unpack everything into a morally grey blob" narratives
>>569004042>>569013690This always happens. Trooning hit the turbo autist community like a nuke and since this sort of project has always relied on turbo autists, now you can't pull off anything like this without guaranteed LGBTQIAQWERTYUIOP+ people on the team demanding more moderation, more moderation, more moderation against any hecking problematic chudderinos. And since they're on the team pulling their weight you give in and then normies go "huh I gotta do some retard verification just to play a fucking FPS shooter bideogem? Nah" and fuck off
>>569002534is a strange frying pan (not golden) worth it
>>569036039Yeah
>>569036085nice. ijust gotta save up for another 2 months then
When will the market crash
>>569036235>"Save up for another 2 months">>>For a hunnerd sixty buckaroosWhat are you, poor?Also holy fuck why is the community market page so gay now, Gaben what the fuck did you do?
loadout dot tee eff is down
>>569036479no i just give myself a set vidya budget 15 dollars a month. after i got my first job out of highschool i overspent on vidya a lot so this is my self control method
>>569036794>It's actually down
>>569036794oy vey
>>569035593>we need to #deconstruct and #unpack everything into a morally grey blobthat was the ending we got with the admin
>>569024229stop being mean to her.
this kid srsly replying to himself for four hours
>>569036794Use gmod instead
>>569038161What exactly was deconstructive about it? The theme of the comics is that you should treasure the time you have because even if you could live forever you'd probably waste it on petty nonsense.That's not exactly a new moral.
>>569040336the entire thing being a big nothing, the "le move on lmao" allegory for the game, the admin's motivation being "who knows :))"that was not the theme of the comics eithernobody said that was a new moral anyhow, anon said the ending we got was ill fitting and crappy
>>569040978>the admin's motivation being "who knows :))"what? did you even read the comic?
>>569042780yes, which you clearly didn'tshe doesn't remember why she's doing what she's doing
>>569043151that doesn't mean she doesn't have a motive
>go like, 1.1K/D counter-sniping>mostly killing him by changing positions a lot and getting him from the flank>halfway through the match he suddenly knows exactly when I'm targeting him even when he was turned around beforeI fucking hate the matchmaking era so much, and the competitive community all need to be lynched for forcing it on the last game that was worth playing that didn't have it.
>>569019468
>>569038327>Clearly supporting herRetard
>>569038465that explains why you may be attracted to him.>>569044350bit mean.
burned my hand a couple days ago making eggs, woke up this morning to find the plasma-filled boil burst while I was sleeping and now it hurts like a mfthe mercs have it lucky, there's no medigun for this shit
>>569045243uwu poor u
>>569045243throw chiggers into the deep fryer
>>569036039noall the mercs that hold it have fucked up fingers because they recycled the hand pose from the saxxy awardif you're gonna spend 160 bucks, spend it on stuff that isn't specifically and overwhelmingly price gouged
>>569043151>Clinging to a grudge for so long that you've even forgotten why you were fighting in the first placeVery out of place and totally bullshit (in a setting where two brothers chimping out over gravel is the given reason why players are fighting at all)>In the end she dies just exhausted having wasted God knows how many decades chasing an ultimately fruitless and unfulfilling vendettaNOOO SHE SHOULD HAVE HECKING WON
>>569045243TF2:2 will feature bubbling and crispy flesh technology. Killing Floor 2 did it with the microwave gun, so it's definitely possible. God I miss KF2 before they ruined it.
>>569048286>replying almost an hour later>chudjackking is the best you could dohave a pity (You) on the house
Post fragging tuneshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FwFsvx1KfgA
>>569007383sounds a good idea anon, the one who roll first an 5 will put a name
>>569048901https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J9Zn1I34soA heard this in some tf2 frag video years ago and its been in my playlist ever since
>>569035593The TF2 mercs are NOT good guys, that's my main gripe. Soldier killed Tom Jones for no reason.
>>569049218I claim the next 5 in the name of [Kyojiri Olivia] if the post in question happens to not be participating in the rolling
>>569031232Yeah I noticed that as wellGot an achievement and there was no fanfare or effects, I just quietly got the Steam overlay that I got and that's it
>Spy main>sees Sniper or a Pybro next to a Sentry>seethes and ignores it instead of attempting a degrade with RTR>spamming Amby or Dback from a mile away to miss every shot after the first>becomes an asshole to his team in chat when they lose the match>points to his score at the board when someone questions their participation>Pyro main>first instinct is igniting obvious Kunai-DR Spy>Pyro never capable of using any flare shot against him because he doesn't stay lit on fire>Spy feigns death and stabs someone else or even Pyro himself>people think Pyro doesn't spy-check>both Pyro and people who got stabbed complain about Spy and (other) Pyros>Soldier main>first instinct is to shoot a rocket directly at Short Circuit Engineer or Pyro then surprised when it didn't work>rocket jumping with gunboats doesn't really help when mini and flares exist>both could be air juggled with jump shots and shot down with RS or any shotgun, else harassed from lower positions>Engineer denying projectiles from Sentry can be blown away with chip damage then full volley DH shots>instead of adapting utiltiy, Soldier mains chose to complain about Pyro mains and hates Dragon Ball movie as much as Valve itselfWhat is the difference between them? Tell me again?
>>569050937>Demoman main>OOOOHAHAHAHAHAH>Heavy main>HAH! HAH! HAHH!
Why is it so hard to carry pubs?
Pow! You are dead! XDDDD
>>569050937>>569051216The moral of the story is that people who main a class are idiots
>The moral of the story is[loud sharting sound barely muffled by fat saggy asscheeks]
>>569051542Not big surprise.
>>569052017Ohhh, that slaps me on the knee!
do i spend the $5 in my steam account on two keys or do i wait until the steam sale
>>569050937why are you always so mad and bad
>>569052628resident retard schizo
>>569052340Uhh, Anon... Keys don't go on sale during the steam sale
>>569004541post the end result
>>569051834They need to get out of their comfort zone to discover their limits.Some mains are toxic and some main stereotypes are stuck in a loop.>>569051216>Heavy mainsA mixed bag. There are sensible ones, as much as stereotypes that whine about everything other than 10 hour F2Ps.>Demoman mainsAlmost same as Heavy mains but with trader-mains instead of whiners. However, they adapt better. Pic related.>>569052340"Greasemonkey!"I'd wait for sale to grab some cheap games. What are the chances of getting something good from opening 2 crates?
>>569055206here is >>569006969
>"the most fun you can have online"so uh when are they gonna remove that from the website
>>569055876what's more fun than tf2?
>>569055998spanking my noodle is more fun and engaging
>>569016121>>569016524https://github.com/ValveSoftware/Source-1-Games/issues/8041#issuecomment-4595216248It's getting fixed in the next update
>>569058026>spytech update>nerfs spy
>>569058156Listen if we don't minimize/remove/nerf everything remotely unique or fun about this game, more people might start playing it again, and then my perfect furtranny grooming game might start catching heat when people see what I'm doing. OKAY, CHUD?!?!
>>569058026hey eric you should look for the github bug fix called kick jill in the head with a side fix called quickplay 2
>>569023985>shoncuck feat grifting pippa
>>569058156It's a buff tho, he won't shout voice lines when the enemy caps
>>569058513No its some other whore.
>>569058026Just fucking revert the Ambassador, who gives a shit if it ruins comp games...
>>569055876>the source of that quote is lost media
>>569021070has he considered logging off twitteryknow the place that tries to literally kill him every other month
>>569059561Context?
>>569060678"The most fun you can have online" is credited as coming from PC Gamer, yet nobody has been able to find the original quote where they said thathttps://youtu.be/h-kZuNKBj5Q?t=22
>>569060024Zesty is one of these retards from 2012 who thinks the world is still "SJW gets owned compilations" and not like, a literal culture war where one side actually intends to kill the other if they win.
>Not liking TF2 levels and clothes is a war and we're going to kill youThis is genuine schizophrenia.
>>569061663tbf to him that's still how 90% of normies understand things but also >>569062350 is right TF2 cosmetic arguments and the current kulturkampf happening in the West are two completely separate things
>>569062440>completely separateI exaggerate but I wouldn't say completely separate, since the exact same TYPE of people ruining TF2 are the same people ruining everything else in the world. It's the omnicause, all of society must bend to it.While I understand where normgroids like Zesty are coming from, their refusal to "take it there" is why they keep losing, constantly running to some new server, some new Discord; maybe THIS time they won't follow us and ruin it.
To be charitable to that guy I think the real point is that the Culture War[TM] has normalized using the internet/social media to ruin someone's life over doing a hecking badthink and this leaks into other areas (e.g. doxxing over bideogaems, doxxing over books, swatting streamers)10 or 20 years ago you'd get some sperg sending you death threats over xbox live because he was mad at you for having the wrong opinion about ingame cosmetics or some shit. Today that guy will go to a Discord server full of other guys and they will organize to try and scrape up enough info and dirt on you to get you fired from your job and nuked off public platofrms
>>569062779the point is that the methods being used against zesty is the same as sjw libshit cancel culture in general and is also (((((coincidentally))) being used by the same demographic of people
>>569062779>10 or 20 years ago you'd get some sperg sending you death threats over xbox liveGood times. On my Steam profile I still have rage comments from 10+ years ago telling me they're gonna find and kill me.
Dunno why you have to be "charitable" when I'm just right.
>>569020691>troon mods started moderating sprays and being anal about it>it wasn't enough apparently, deleted them entirely because of the complaints from people that don't even play tf2One less server on the browser I guess.
>>569020691Isn't there an exploit that let you crash servers with sprays? I thought that's why he removed them
>>569020691>>569063771why doesn't he stand behind the things he says?
>>569064257Why would anybody stand behind the things they say in this gay and retarded world?
>>569064257he let undesirables take positions of power, and influence himthe sad fate of every single niche gaming community
Imagine if TF2 was gay
>Imagine
empty turbine server is so backrooms-coded
>>569065795You mean the 2fort intel rooms are.
>>569028826I think the issue is that they probably had a different ending planned but scrapped it for this one, and unfortunately this one has a lot of plot holes because keeping track of every bit of lore released for over a decade can get messy>Nobody could anticipate the big reveal because it was always implied that Zepheniah Mann was dead>"Oh but Halloween isn't canon" so why is Merasmus?>The Poopy Joe trial where the Administrator tells the court her real intentions made it look way worse than "torturing some old sap". Also Miss Pauling was right next to her yet in the comic she doesn't know what she's doing?>Gray Mann wanted Australium for total world domination yet says the Administrator has far worse intentions...of torturing just one guy?>Charles Darling sub-plot? Goes fucking nowhere lol
>>569065795>WHY SOURCE ENGINE GAMES WERE BACKROOMS BEFORE THE BACKROOMS EXISTED [5:41:02]>"Wuuhhhhat's up, guys, gays, girls n' gamers! That's right, you guessed it, because you're my viewers and my viewers are allllll so smart. It's time for another...>*reverb and airhorns sfx*>GAMING CULTURE DEEP DIVE! Today in my Youtube essay I explore how the Source engine's many games...>*rapid powerpoint cuts between random TF2, Portal, CSGO, HL maps*>...are actually the spiritual predecessor to the Backrooms, liminal spaces, and how this ties into the Trump presidency and the genocide of Uyghurs in China. But first, a word from our sponsors, SlopShare and Pweebo. SlopShare is a...>*five minutes of scripted advertising*>...and that's why I Pweebo it up with my friends all the time. Anyway, if you want to Pweebo it up with YOUR friends, use the discount code and click the link in the description
This looks pretty rad. Is this worth the key?
>>569067350>Old-fashioned fighter pilot hat + goggles>Modern-looking wilderness gear/parkaAesthetic clash, try again
>>569067350wtf what class is this??? They added the Pilot???
>>569066835The original writer probably got laid off along with Marc Laidlaw and the others after Gaben turned Valve into a hardware company.
>>569067448Valid. I'll try again
>>569067542I think it's the engineer because the engineer has goggles
>>569065795My gaynigger third world country's cinemas arent showing Backrooms so I cant fucking watch it feelsbadman
new nuke
>>569070115Why would they choose spy unless they are playing on a joke
>>569070115>glasses>holding a knifeSniper?
>>569070115>Something attached to his head>Holding an implement made of metalIt's a fuarking demoknight! Run!
>>569038327I was nice to her wdym
>>569071513you mean solly
>>569070115>clothedit could be anyone not saxton..... ms pauling??
>Phoneyland gone>More and more people are actively speaking out about slop>Redditors and e-celebs stopped arguing against quickplay because they agree improvements are needed>The countdown until Valve does something is inevitable Yes, Zesty won, how could you tell?
>>569070115>long face with glasses>thinnish build with slouched posture>holding a big knifegotta be sniper mate
>>569070115Mercy OW2???
HeaviggerSpiggerSnipiggerEnginiggerSciggerSoldiggerMediggerPyriggerDemoman
Fuck casual racism.
inb4 ranked racism joke
>>569071956sending zesty my energy!! <3
>759beaner post
I haven't seen a server organically start to jump on each others head to build a tower in a while, when was the last time /tf2g/ saw that and do you have a screenshot of it
>>569074569sex with ze shupos
>>569070115link?
>>569074569dated march 29th 2026
>>569075806That's zelda
>>569075806he come to town
>>569073304>>569074314
>>569077136to save the princess zelda!
>>569071956>valve doing somethinglol,lmao
>>569019843Fuck pyros. Get head from pyros. Fuck a pyro on the control point. Slamdunk your cock into her. Cum inside filthy pyro cunts. Have the pyro make you a sandvich after. Launch sperm into pyros. Fry pyros' brains with sex. Toss a pyro's salad. Urinate into a pyro's mouth (she's into it). Judo throw pyros onto a bed. Twist pyros' nipples. Report your love for pyros to Valve. Split pyros' legs in half. Impregnate pyros. Get trapped into sex by demon pyros from the underworld. Dump sperm into a pyro cum dumpster. Submerge pyros into a vat of cum. Eat pyros' pussies. Dissect pyros' clothes off. Dominate pyros after defeating them in MGE. Slap pyro's face during sex with the Hot Hand. Make pyros suck'em. Cream inside pyros' holes. Lobotomize pyros into sex slaves. Mandatory slut training for pyros. Give pyros your love paste. Drown pyros in mad milk. Whip pyros' asses with a disciplinary action. Camp in the same tent with pyros. Invite a pyro to your mvm lobby. Give pyros your hat drops in exchange for sex. Fuck pyros like an alligator. Slice pyros' clothes off with the half-zatoichi.
>>569084612this boob also shupos yordles olivias mimis and bunnies
>>569024229this
>613still samefagging after 11 hours that's so fucking sad
>>569085845This thread and her steam group is all she has in her life
>>569074569>talking about player towers when you don’t even see spray walls on community servers anymore.shupobro....
>>569084612Ye
remember what they took from you
>>569085845why are u telling me you're doing that all day here man
>>569087639That's Burnice not Fempyro but I'll take it
>823this girl has literally no responses other than "no u"
>>569087989Yeah, you sure do given how often you project!
case and point
>>569088198yeah u proved me right, thanks
>>569087989It's sad how predictable she is, it's like a robot
>>569088639meds
Sex with your mom
>>569089505Who fed scout's mom
>>569089505Pornography starring her>>569089619it was MEH
>>569089761Alien scout mom kek
>>569089619Spy as the Architect
>>569089840bro's seeing a cartoon for the first time in his life
>>569090030i just dont find bug eyed cave drawings appealing, sorry anon
>>569090097>make her slightly chibi-fied>this is now a "cave drawing"okay post something better if your taste is so great
>>569089761cute art
>>569090246lol jeez dude
should've known it's the resident schizo
>>569090293Indeed>>569090495Ignore him and post more Scout mom
>>569090246>>569090495you're sane
>>569090495this post struck a nerve with him
>>569086510I do
Demoknight is only viable because this game is based on ancient networking at a tick rate of 8hz meaning that moving fast enough can disjoint your hitbox.
>>569091034Nah
>>569049218Baby Making Sex with Olivia
>>569092445>>569049218wew, first try
>>569091884Server?Pic?
I wish all talk was on in casuals man. VC is always so dead and I'd rather avoid joining in talking about the pros and cons of specific sex toys with the furries who play in community servers.
>>569092445>>569049218based winrar
>>569092445
Sniper bow that lets you jump while charging it and continue to jump, though dealing less than the stock huntsman while grounded, it does a max 420 headshot while in the air (140 damage while jumping, 90 while grounded)
>>569092445Luckily most players probably don't even know who Olivia is.
>>569093859It works
>>569093946>censored the minigun tookek
>>569065795https://gamebanana.com/mods/70353the empty server scary concept is ridiculous but this map did give me a bit of a strange feeling when i was testing custom maps solo, mainly because of the wind and piano playing
>>569093946this is what you fags do on that server?
>>569092756You know you can just call them faggots and that they should kill themselves and the worst that will happen is they kick you from the match, right?
>>569094634Uh, guys... is that... porn that appeals to heterosexual males? ONLY TRANNY PORN ALLOWED. CHILDREN MUST ONLY BE EXPOSED TO DEVIANT SEXUALITIES TO PREVENT THEM FROM BECOMING NORMAL.
>>569093946>that fatass meowscarada sprayAlright. I'll give konata a shot.
>>569095051yeah considering all he does is post about trannies here all day that's what he wants
>>569095204>appeal to cool negro
>>569095354ok fag u do dat
>>569094209lel
>>569095051truke but you said it like a schizo
>>569094634Kogasa and Konata are unironically full of pedos and groomers man, how new r u
>>569095870No I'm just not a newfag and remember when this was a normal format for shitting on a post.
>>569093946>delete an in-game screenshot >don't delete any of the schizo shitposting and replying to himself for 12 hoursMust... protect... advertisers....
How do you get the conscientious objector image to not look blurry as shit?I already got the full color to work its just the image is so goddamn blurry
https://youtu.be/6bcve0sqffo?t=107>i have not had this much fun since my bar mitzvah!so heavy is actually, unironically, jewish after all
I wish Gensokyo was alive for more than like 5 hours per month.
>>569097381his last name is schwartz man, if that didn't give it away ur ngmi
>Eats bologna sandvichOh oh...
>>569097468i knew the VA was jewish, but him saying that in heavy’s voice implies that heavy is also jewish
>>569097697White army nationalists where not yiddish, this is just him being gary schwartz while opening a gift box.
it’s not a big deal if heavy is jewish, i’m just saying…
>>569098109He was a white army nationalist, aka not red army so no he isnt lol
>>569097141this place is getting more and more like reddit by the day
>>569098109
>>569097905Maybe in the UK its illegal. Sorry about you living on cuck island.
>you now realize Gary Schwartz also voiced Demoman
>>569097905Nothing in that image was illegal.
>>569097651Ham as well
Haven’t played tf2 in like ten years, what’s with all the kyjori Olivia? Please continue.
>>569094634>t. 2023+ newfag seeing a proper non cucked server for the first time
>>569099383oppai Olivia as well, but yes we got a based drawfriend
I CAN’T WAIT FOR THE SUMMER UPDATE! :D
>>569099383(voice) heavy: it's nice
>>569006969>>569092445>>569093859first the you guys make a spray of my art and now an objector? im honestly amazed and this is heartening to me, didnt really think you'd guys like my stuff that much, thanks guys :')
>>569100715Of course, and please draw more Olivia tiddies thank you
>>569100715I like your stuff quite a lotdraw more Olivia butt please
>>569100715we love your stuff
>>569100715Do you have an anonymous protonmail or anything or do you share @?
>>569102147How do we stop them?
>>569102147Seethe
it's kinda impressive that this guy spent the last 10 hours replying to himself
>>569102686Fat face
>usual servers dead let's try casual>dustbowl 2nd>team can't deal with a single sentry on the roof the entire round and we lose>3 Medics and not one can have an uber readyWorst match of dustbowl I've ever fucking played
>>569102831I got news for you anon
>>569102686is this that sloppa you generated but never posted?
>>569103164I’m not the drawfag and I found that pic
>>569103192Oh my god! Silly me. I thought you were mad for a sec. Gosh, what a blunder. Mind blown
>>569103541I don't understand what she is doing
>>569103541I really like this image
>>569103854I know you fucking retard. But are those her hand or legs next to her head? Or some one else's hands?
>>569103987someone else's hands
>>569103752Grabbing her head because she’s shocked she went and made a boner like that
>>569102117There was no pizza in the image.
>>569102831It's more like 15 hours at this point, he wakes up at 4 am and immediately starts screeching about trannies
>>569106094Luckily most of it was censored anyway.
>>569101812on x its @SPL4SH_D4M4GE you can find my links there :D
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I WANT THE TRANNIES OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>569100839>Of course, and please draw more Olivia tiddies thank youi will, next time i post its gonna be a big post with both kyojiri and oppai (with some old requests)>>569100912>>569101569:') i try my best
knife
>>569107194Why is Minecraft shit there?
dear tf2 devsi am very upset at how expensive strange kritzkriegs and gunslingers areplease fix thisthank you for attention to this matter
>>569107197Here's a new request for you: oppai loli Fempyro, not Olivia but actual Fempyro
>>569109717alrighty, into the list it goesi still have that other fempyro drawing but cant get the gas mask right kek
>>569111276Why is it so small?
>>569111315thats just how many there are xd, "thats not counting the requests on /vg/ and my own ideas"
>>569111276Thank youHer gas mask is weird to draw because she has a very odd shaped head, it may help you to download Gmod or SFM and just look at her from the angle you need. I've indeed seen a lot of artists fuck up the mask without a good reference
I started trying the BASE jumper tech where you undeploy your parachute as you go for a wallshot and it's easier than I thought. You can simply deploy your BASE jumper on the way up and then it's easy to undeploy right after your wallshot.I thought it was a quick 1-2-3 input but it doesn't really matter when you first deploy as long as it's on the way up. The hard part is finding spots to use it in
>>569111425homie that's a 264 x 679....
>>569111425What are you hiding?
>>569111917correct, i also dont want to spoil whats next, just wanted to show the magnitude of the list
He's so perfect bros
>>569053532>>569052628
is heavy to proportion?
>>569094931he wants to avoid getting kicked dummy, good games are rare
>>569097141The vtuber board literally has better and more attentive staff than this place. There was a poster having a samefag meltdown as obvious as our resident schizo's, and he was removed within 5-10 minutes after sending in a ticket.It would be funny if it weren't so pathetic.
>>569100715you make-a the spicy meatball, is-a so goode
>>569013690I remember this. Verified servers had no players and unverified had healthy populations. Troon devs then decided to redirect traffic to their serversBtw the "moon's pub" server was run by an idiot who was actually aligned with the devs, it's just that they ended up eating one of their own
this most recent situation might be the death of tf2it’s going to take a massive effort to even have a chance of fixing it at this pointi don’t think they’re going to be up to the challenge given the last few years
>>569116198Most other boards are better, /vg/ seems to suffer from having jannies that literally never leave the thread they personally browse, so every other thread is ignored
>>569119452/vg/ has about as much janitorial care as /trash/ unfortunately. Shit sucks I know
>>569109358They should make a new backpack for the kritzkrieg
>>569119452What's worse is that when they do peel their ass out of their chair to do something, it's one of three things:>A.Warn you for "abusing the system/submitting false tickets", when the tickets are literally textbook examples right off the homepage.>B.They clean up like, 3 out of 30 shitposts and call it a day.>C.Maybe once a year, actually send the guy who's been a problem on vacation for three days, despite the fact a dozen people have been submitting hundreds of tickets just about him.Speak of the fucking devil, I just got warned for this exact thing when I tried to post just now.
>>569019468did you buy her plush?
>>569121658>completely flat chestno I did not
>>569121225>Warn you for "abusing the system/submitting false tickets", when the tickets are literally textbook examples right off the homepage.This pisses me off so much, it never used to be a thing but now I can just picture some fat ass getting angry he's getting pinged, and handing out the warning for daring to try to get him to do his job.What's worse is the floydfag spams reports on anything he doesn't like, and instead of that happening to him he managed to make me let's say take a vacation for simply posting a 4chan screen cap of all things, and the jantard went out of his way to ban me for "evasion" for posting it in a catbox link instead, yet they do absolutely nothing about the floydfag who is in the screencap. It's so mind numbingly frustrating. NOTE: I served my vacation time so don't do that again.
>>569071956>e-celebsit really irritates me that we probably could've had something by now if these tubers would just swallow their pride and make their own videos on it. like you do not HAVE to mention Zesty at all. he encourages it himself, just talk about the subject and make some fuckin noise to convince these children to follow your mindset.Seriously it takes one Dane video for this to happen but instead he gets 200k views on the same shitty casual clips where he stomps on hatless babies.
>>569121931If that leak from last year is anything to go by, it's more likely a gangly dysgenic freak that looks like a stretched out freak fortress character, rather than a fatass
>>569122270Either or, either way they're a freak.
>>569121658>completely flat chestyes I did indeed
>>5690745692 weeks ago in casual
Vaccinator medic with a sniper pocket has to be the most scummiest shit in this game. Luckily you only really see it on 24/7 2fart servers
>>569124932I'd say you can always go backstab them, but spy has to go on a fucking odyssey to get to the opposing team's battlements, and even then the medic is usually in a call with the sniper and bodyblocking the only entrance, so there's no way to actually kill both of them
>>569125026scout tummy and booba uuuooohhh!made for raspberries ToT
>>569125141This is why Spy should have a jetpack
>>569125223Since it's female SCOUT she would snort and uglylaugh and slap you on the side of your head (way too hard to be flirtatious, coming from anyone else it would be a physical attack but she's just retarded and doesn't mean it so you have to forgive her) before kicking her pants off and asking you if you wanna have sex and informing you her pussy is "wicked" tight
>>569124932>>569125141>>569125408>Enter server>See faggotry>Call them faggots then go to a server with no faggotryIt's that easy
>>569126529I'm listening
>just re-queue broi just pooped and it was your mom lol
>>569126529>nd informing you her pussy is "wicked" tightsince its femscout her pussy would actually be loose and sloppy and probably smell like shit too
>>569126743Granted, BUT given Scout's canonical virility, female Scout would>Have easy pregnancies>Zero miscarriages ever>Give birth smoothly with (relatively) minimal pain>All babies healthyand despite having petite little A cups her milk would be supernaturally nourishing
>>569126860>>569126743She would canonically be God's gift to men so I think she would be quite pleasant and enjoyable to fuck>her milk would be supernaturally nourishingnice
