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first image slot reserved for seia
it's smeg
Childrius
seriously how do I get my students to bundle up behind hoshino for chokmah?they bundle up for other people nicely but for me they spread out
Kinda lazy to just steal imeji from last thread>>569007369
>>569007463I never bothered with it cause I don't like Chokmah's gimmick. I usually just get to 49 and call it a day with most of the final restriction stuff. I honestly want to skip this one cause Tiphy and Geb were so comfortable to do.
>>569007562I can't believe we're going to hit 10k total threads sooner than expected
Who should I roll for in the Archive Recruitment? Just got my 200 rolls, I already have Ako but not a whole lot of others. Should i go for Hibiki?
Horny posting is forbidden below this post
>>569007730Wait for them to add more students
sex
>>569007771do they actually do that? When?
Stop posting sex
>>569007715then bake it yourself? fuck ya complaing for?
>>569007597Don't call it that
>>569007730Shun
>>569007730Either get more Ako eleph or wait, everyone else are farmable
why do people keep calling kei a shota
>>569007679I use sKirino in front of dps side and have boshino cover the other end. Also since iMari is there, it kind of didn't matter if the fire cuts off on her end if I messed up. You don't really need a healer by that point.
>>569007913kei is a boy's name.
Goliath online.
>>569007729If not for the schism, we'd already be there. Curse sharty.
>>569007715Oh, well it needed a bake and the file window was tabbed to downloads so I picked something nice enough. <2 mins baking run
>>569007824nyo
>>569007927Losing iMari will still max Chokmah's cockgauge which isn't great
Hifumi erotic.
>>569007959>kokona's birthday>sex isn't the biggest word/bag/ has fallen
>>569007824
>>569007959>Reisa ass
>>569007959>chokma binah hardgood job /bag/
>>569007959>birthday kokona
Mods are asleep, post adult pussy wouldn't want our beloved mods to miss out on child pussy
>>569007984heh i like how aoba gets soulful art around her spanner percussive maintenance
Impregnate small, flat students.
I did a comfy Chokmah C run. I don't want to be a balding sensei just like most of /bag/
>>569007630it's meg
>>569008143breed clankers
>>569007630I want to rub my smeg on Meg.
>>569007679This is my team. They seem to get super grouped during phase 2 (but Chok dies before the fire). I suggest pushing your Shirokos using the Goliath and Hod's tower.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y6ljFaKRTrI
people are only borrowing Saori, which isn't a surprise, but I have no idea who else to put upiMari? sKirino? bHoshino?
And of course this faggot ass boss starts on the phase he destroys the balista when you continue. Fucking completely impossible to keep them from getting destroyed. Fuck you too nexon and yostar.
>>569008254I don't want this
even sloppy it's just fine
>>569007959>hikari already stupid>nozomi wtf>yesod retarded>chesed retard>mari borrows missiles>sex raid chokmah>students need love>inside high ibuki>wakamo nigga evil
I don't have Sex at all yet. Just like in real life.
i want aoba to get sexful art
>>569008226>dress saosao
>>569008274Just set your starting skills to have b hosh and your other cover student
>>569008081SEAmonkeys are now a very small minority here so you won't see that kind of shit anymore. If you want to see that kind of behavior, then just go to Facebook, Twitter, or Reddit
>>569008347have you SEEN her l2d
>>569008309I've played over 2 years but still lacking many students I feel everyone else has such as Kokona and Iroha
>>569008274Just stall long enough to use the balista
I got impatient and did 100 extra rolls for Rio and Himari and got nothing.
>>569008170Chokmah D is almost as easy as Binah D desu
>>569008372Well done, discord xister, this will destroy /bag/ for sure this time
>>569007959what does she do with them?
>>569007959>love need
Meganefags, don't look
>>569008413samegonna have to skip bRio again
>>569008473But that's erotic?
Binah is nostalgic.>Starting with normal mobs, some mechs and a few tanks.>Black suit suddenly asks if you have fought a god before.
>>569008386Iroha is useless, I never even used her in campaign and I got her in my first week as a steamfag (cuz SHanako). Kokona very much not, I hope she comes to me soon
>>569008413Welcome to the retard club. You're now one of us
>>569008484Students love their Sensei!
>>569008413
>>569008226nigga that's the wrong Saori
>>569008514>kotori taking off her glasses for her alt>this bullshitThe disrespect is unbelievable. I just can't take it anymore. I just want a cute girl with glasses who keeps them ON
>>569007959>small gf
Yeah, This I'm just doing B. Even C is a headache and I'm not in the mood to bust my balls like Hod to learn a high level fight I'm probably only going to attempt a year in the future.
>>569008473HEY
>>569008413Same, but I got both Rio and Himari in 60 rolls on my first day
>>569008638it's too bad the not-millenium-mob student doesn't wear glasses either...
What should I do bag
>>569008714Study latin
Pat you are students
>>569008714yeah
>>569008638millenium mob playable never ever because they wasted her design elements on TsubasaI'm still fucking mad about it
>>569008670i got banned once for posting that imageyou know that one
>>569008714Don't think
>>569008737On time?
who the fuck is pat
>>569008714pat you are students
>>569008514Ayane jumps up 4 points on the attractiveness scale when she takes them off
Anybody happen to know how much damage on average a UE1/UE2 bEimi team can do on Kaiten LUN?
>>569008714Accept Jesus Christ as your Lord and Savior.
Why is Kei so mean?
>>569008670icansee
>>569008787as always
>>569008670Hina nipple...
>>569008814you get lovey dovey baby making later so it's all good
Mika love
>one pair of twins in each cafe todayperfectly balanced
we were supposed to get pandomenium summer teaser today
This event is complete ass. Was Volume F this much of a headache? I haven't had fun once besides Tiphy, Geburah and maybe Binah raids.
I beat d chokmah but I fucking hated playing this shit. The assist system in this game is completely fucking dogshit, having 3 assists doesn't mean shit when you have to spend an hour refreshing them until you get who you want, and they definitely didn't play test anything in this fucking event at all. I tho8ght 3rd anni was the worst event because they didn't do anything with the hina rpg, made even worse by seia being a character peoplemloved because of her fes event, but fuck that, this is way worse. I'm glad anyone who's new or behind won't experience this complete and utter horseshit. I'm gonna jack off like crazy to saori to calm down, my student wife atleast gets to be the mvp for chokmah, and was pretty good for tiph too.
>>569008714learn Japanese
>>569008981>having 3 assists doesn't mean shit when you have to spend an hour refreshing them until you get who you wantjust post your code here man it's not that hard
>>569007927>>569008226now I have another issue of the ballista not firing when its supposed to like yesterday so Im missing out on a ton of damage
>tickets will cap in 9h>chokmah at 56%Oh fuck off, don't tell me I'm gonna have to do this
Drinking Peebuki's Ibupee
FUCK CORN SEIASTUPID WHORE
>>569009092this but chugging it
>>569008943Tbh I'm fine with how the raid works and I have pretty much all girls needed to do the bosses but the problem is how many resources are needed to raise them all. I feel like they should increase the drop rates of blueprints permanently
>56%What are the chances that we make it through Yesod before weekend?
>>569009172it's a possibility
stop turning students into food
>>569009201Tiny banana butt...
>>569009228Oh no... That's gore... Gore of my comfort character
>>569008813Are you Faith on Global?I saw someone on my PvP bracket named like that, with Mari avatar, Mari Affection Banner, and Christian message on their bio
>>569009242This but kei's tummy
You fuckers had all these opportunities to actually learn the raid instead of stopping out floor 24 and missing out on 50 gifts for your wife. Whining about it now after you missed out on maybe 6000 affection points, 100m credits, and more makes no sense. It's a perfectly fair raid for anyone with an IQ above room temperature.
>>569009169soon(tm)
Kei pee
alright guys corporate called, no more zoosposting for the night, alright?
>>569009282no it's not
anyone from NA with a s.Saori to share?
You people disgust me
>>569009282What if I didn't get lucky and didn't get the girls needed for these raids?
>>569009169You should have most of the girls needed for this raid raised except SSaori anyway. Nobody needs to waste materials on Reijo or Hinata or whatever just to do D.
>>569008714seia
>>569009282Nice blog fag
>>569009279naw, I'm on NAI do have "Christ is Lord" on my bio though
>>569009342>Nodoka??????
>>569008531That Cutscene really would have been kino if you'd played at launch and only seen up to v1c2 or something.As opposed to two and a half years later seeing that I think after they ran the old decagrammation event for the second time and I'd already seen up to Geburah's first appearance.Otherwise though my most nostalgic part from then in this event is that back then I was level 60 and couldn't do the Kether and Geburah challenge fights. I'm glad to have finally had a Kether experience.
>>569009282kys nigger, even if I had all the girls needed for raid I don't have infinite resources to raise them all
If the content doesn't give pyroxenes or pull tickets, I don't do it.
>>569009340Tell us which of these students you skipped so we can laugh at youhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=79odkrqQ7_g
We decided to play the game for fun and not care about tryharding
>>569009342I don't have any of those students
>we
>>569009528even Nodoka?
>>569009342Yeah but s.Saori need ligmas too and ligmas are scarce if you don't whale
just comfy gold for me, thanks
Kokma? Yeah I just use the auto teamSame for all other bosses in that tab
>>569009378Global is not NA? Because I assume the servers were divided as>Global = America>EU = Europe >Asia = Okeania>CN = China>KR = South and North Korea>JP = Japan
>>569009328Yes. Post your code.
I love goooooooold
we don't have sex with students here
WeOursUs
>>569009656I thought global was everywhere except Japan
>>569009423see >>569009506. Gachas dripfeed you everything. I would say I'm lucky I managed to do a D of everyone of these except Chokmah.
>WOU
Would you fuck a dictator?
Roll for aliens
>>569009656>>569009739There are 3 releases>JP>Global>CNGlobal has the following regions:>NA>EU/Global>TW>KR>Asia
>JIBUN WOU
>>569009656Why would America be the one called Global? No. Global refers to two things. EU server specifically, and sometimes to all servers collectively that aren't JP and CN.
>>569009656Global is EUAsia KR and NA should be pretty clear
>>569009862Kek
>>569009723sex with all four at the same time
>>569009282i've cleared chokmah floor 90+ every single time it ran, but every single time I do, I always forget how the fight works and I have to relearn it from scratchit's a hard boss
coom in doomrope in hopegood morning /bag/
I wanna stick my cold fingers between her cheeks so bad broz...
>>569009942
>>569009743You can't even afford the materials to raise students used everywhere Kisaki, Rio, SNagisa and Seia?
>>569009743Sorry I can't do F100 of an endgame mode after 6months of playing
For this event chokmah do u set borrows on FR page?
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/LNTibPXb56waren't the shorts getting a little too lewd at this point
>>569009831>>569009867>>569009868>EU/GlobalHow can EU be called Global when is not all the countries outside of Japan?Is were talking about>This country represents the entire WestThen it should be North America, not Europe, since America is more emblematic and influential world wide
I skipped SNagisa because I don't like her as a character
>>569009672ARWZUNSSthanks anon
ako stupidako dumpass
>>569009656I don't particularly know how the servers are. I do know I'm NA though and people generally don't call my server global when specifying.
>>569010026sent :)
>>569010019Brickbro...
>watashitachi
hating a student unironically is gay by nature
that's OREtachi to you punk
I bet you're small down there sensei
>>569010097What if I hate students like Miyako the most?
>>569010018You can check it here: https://mcoupon.nexon.com/bluearchiveGlobal and EU refers to one and the same when talking about global server regions.
>>569010049
I love Mika. Me, singular. Nobody else here loves Mika except me.
>>569010126My four incher is enough to satisfy every student though?
Is pretending to gay ironically even gay, asking for a friend? (he's gay)
is this safe
>>569010201Now write that post again, but in English
>>569010019Good. Stick to your convictions.
>>569009942Highschool juniors should NOT be dressing like this…
>>569010201@arona seiafy this
I don't get how there are people who can do geburah but not chokmah
couldn't read that ESLbabble but you're a fag yes
>>569010183no that's me, let's fight to death
>>569009808only if the mustache stays on
>getting locked in a chastity cage and enslaved by Nagisa for falling below the human rights line 15cm
This image changed /bag/ forever
>>569010183Evil stepmother Nagisa forcing Mika to sell roll cakes on the street...
>>569010276Is pretending to be Seia ironically even Seia, asking for a student? (She's Seia)
>>569010295you can have all the idols built + Satsuki AND not have S.Saori at the same time, shocking i know
kayoko listens to uk punk music
>>569010383babu
>>569010295I can find a nice precise guides with timeline spelled out step by step for geburah but not for chokmah(well I can but not for my students)
Not every student is worthy of love. This is the reality you will refuse to accept, but deep down you know is true.
>>569008670hina's butt and figure makes me feel primordial sensations
>>569010183Her friends obviously love her, dummy.
>>569010126Today after several months, I started to browse Blue Archive doujins again, and I couldn't fap to a single one because all the dicks featured were long, weird looking or were tentacle shitI don't know how people put up with that, nobody uses regular human proportions anymore
>>569010442Only eggless and childless hags are not worthy of love.
>>569010319prepare to die
>>569010390Splendid
Massaging Ako's tits until she can lactate half a litre of breast milk per hour on demand which would go straight into my mouth
>>569010442true... Jumanji is irredeemable
>>569010226Yes it's gay. It's like sucking a dick and then saying "haha I was just pretending!"
>>569010383ahmeg (bab)
>>569010295I got the core students and I still find chokmah to be more annoyinggeburah is just go fast, meanwhile idk how to consistently keep chokmah from destroying the ballistas
I'm doing Chokmah at B and all the other raids at C and I am no less of a man for it!
>>569010482dicklet sensei...
>>569010461seia and nagisa are here?
>>569010442Can't hear you from the bottom of the cosmic cesspit. Your mouth might be full of shit, Beatrice. Swallow then speak up.
does sweaty kei smell good?
Hello, Seia Seller, I am going into battle and I want your strongest Seias.
>>569010595You fire the ballista when he uses the attack that would destroy it
>>569010432You don't really need a timeline for cockmuh. Buff sSaori and keep everyone alive, rotate back to sSaori as often as you can until the switch pops, flip the switch, then switch your buffs to your main. Unload as much damage while groggy. Then back to sSaori rotation. Use boshino and sKirino to block balls. This until last phase, where you use boshino and sKirino to keep breath off of your team, then pump damage.
when's the next JP stream anyway?
Can we get to Yesod already? I want to invest in Mika and Wakamo stocks
>>569010482
>c chokYeah fuck D
>>569010628Unhinged Sensei...
>>569010482I need the following things in order to be able to jerk off to a doujin:>thick, well-drawn, veiny cocks>creamy, delicious-looking cum>a nice, saggy, wrinkly scrote>utmost effort put into each cumshot scene, with x-rays, if there is a cock x-ray alongside a womb one even better>the girl must have good and erotic facial expressions showing her pleasure at being fucked and impregnated by a manOnly artists who truly understand the beauty of cock and cum when paired with a beautiful and adorable girl are worthy of extracting my precious semen
>>569010442shut up beatrice
>>569010482Koyuki wouldn't say this
14.5cm is adequate
>>569010728>Had to 2 team Ccould be worse
>I won't avoid fighting cockmuhFuck.
>nonstop firespam in phase 2. Plus it's so hard to align them and block the flame with both kirino and hoshino so I had to reset a lot. Fuck playing this on a phone even with a stylus.Chokma dick I'm doing c instead.
>>569010183Wrong. I love Mika the most!
>>569010694Either on the 20th or so Or who fucking knows
>>569010694Either June 20th or June 21st
Zamn, Sof might have the sexiest belly button in the entire game
>>569010737If you hurt my Students you go in the hole.
>>569010671>body specifically designed for (you)>sweat glands secrete hormones to arouse youyes
What's Hiroy good for?
my dick is shaped like a roll cake and I live in constant fear Mika will bite it off
>>569010754forgot your gookako pic
>>569010857inb4 paizuri
>>569010861proofs?
>>569010857hiernonymous when paired with Misaki
>>569010850why is kei like this?
>>569010857Tummy stuff
>>569010295For me geburah is conceptually simpler to understand.Heal the radiator to 100% and buff your special DPS and there you go, basically near-100% damage uptime, just pray you get crits.with chokmah it's like, ok first you need DoT debuffs.and you need to buff your DoT applicator but you also need to bring a regular DPS and figure out who gets the buffs.then you have to stack the flame debuffs if you want to do any appreciable damagethen you have to time the ballistae shot to exchange your flame debuffs as your only real window at dealing major damagewhile this is all ongoing you have to manage your shields or heals manually, then make sure you remembered to reposition hoshino / shizuko in the right spotswhile that is happening you have to remember your cooldown timings for the DoT and the buffs and the damage debuffs if you're bringing someone who would otherwise get 1-shottedI mean to me this is all way more involved
I don't even know if this is the right place but I binged and sleeped
>>569010126Yeah so what?
>>569010394Just borrow one? It's not that difficult. >>569010432You don't really need one, just keep doing saori until ballista is up then use your dps until he's done struggling.>>569010595Just use your cover bruh
>>569010861You'll be fine. Mika doesn't actually like roll cakes. It's a fan interpretation issue. Nagisa's the roll cake-r, and she enjoys shoving them down Mika's face.
>>569010890gookako or hifumi?
kei pee
We don't say bing here
bing
>>569011004canon sensei would clean it up with his tongue
Let's shoot some hoops, Sensei!
>>569011028
>>569010831Zon't fall for ze android propaganda
>almost kill chokmah>10 seconds left>20x healthbar left or somethingI concede my ticket, I cant be bothered resetting again
>>569011004
Chokmah:Spam Kisaki+Saory every 20 secsUse cShiroko when students get locked onSend bHoshi to big red lineUse Goliath to activate hind totem when you see 2 red linesSend bHoshi forward in P2
>>569010861I don't think that's a problem.
>>569007562That's a grown woman
I guess I'll do C chokmah and wait till Yesod shows up. I bought tickets for other bosses so I should be fine regardless
>>569010754>>569010726>>569010614>Only artists who truly understand the beautyI get what you're trying to say, but is not even that complicated on my caseI would say I'm very lenient because I can ignore and compromise tons of stuff in doujins and fanart like:>wrong breast size>wrong ass size>wrong hair color>wrong eye color>no halos>wrong uniform, costume or missing clothing details>OOC plot or dialogue>sensei looking like a body builder buffed as fuck>or sensei like a recovering alcoholic with no muscular massBut I cannot compromise on 3 things>the Students having sex with someone else that is not Sensei >Sensei looking like the twink from the anime (he legit looks like a faggot) or literally being doodle Sensei (as in being literally the doodle while fucking with white body and crazyon arms, not just having the paper on their head)>the penis being super big, long, veiny, weird lookingAnd sadly these one of these 3 things are present in like 90% of the doujins
>>569011004cute angry kei
>>569011223Boring pasta
>>569011145In just a few years Shun will have a growth spurt where she becomes as tall and developed as regular Shun
>>569010921Have you actually done Geburah on torment+ or did you only do the easy mode where Keter trivializes everything? And did you actually come up with your own timeline?For Geburah you need toManage the heater to keep it overloaded but also let it cool down when you have the healing buff active so the ramping cooldown resets. If the overload expires and you don't have the healing buff you are fucked. More optimal runs will try to get 2 full heals under a single healing debuff.Manage your cycling so you use IMari and Satsuki as often as possible, weaving in debuffs and buffs so they apply to 2 Satsuki EXsTrigger the phase transition at the correct timeTrigger groggy at the correct time. If you mess up he will take too long to summon the iceberg and you are fucked.Keep track of the freeze bar and reposition. Also don't mess up or reposition will target the heater.
>>569011223Veiny cocks are the best though. You don't know a good dick when you see it.
Stop talking about cocks
>>569011223Anime Sensei can look more masculine, it's just a bit hard to pull off
I am not looking forward to Yesod.
You know if you told me 3 years ago that we'd have a support striker who has a 1071% damage EX for 3 cost I would've called you a lunatic
>>569011351Sell your body
If the cock going into a student in any piece of art isn't at least 12 inches in length and 3 inches in girth, the art is shit. Simple as.
>>569011395My cock in Hifumi's vagina
only a straight man can appreciate the aesthetic of another man's dick
>>569011423You can make up any multipliers you like if its a HG
hifumianon still haunts us to this day I see
>>569011362>/bag/ not being gay for even one thread.Impossible.
It's not my fault I need a good cock to jerk off. My brain is just like that
this is the gayest general on /bag/ rn
>>569008943>Casual players: happily doing B and C>Gameplay patricians: happily doing 1T D>Fubukis that think they deserve D even though they are gold shitters: bawwwwwwAll as it should be.
>>569011423Haruka has like 1500%. Akane has like 900%.
>>569011351Sir now feels bad for redeeming
Stop being gay and goodnight, /bag/
>>569010921You don't really need to think that hard. Buff sSaori and use her as much as possible. Only buff and use the other DPS during the groggy phase and final phase. Use your deca abilities off CD. Blocking the balls isn't that hard, just put it on slow. Honestly, just don't use anyone with blue armor. Fat Shiroko/nyKayoko are just a pain to run, unless I assume they're built to ue60 with health talents and 50 relationship or something.
I kissed a chibi and I liked it
>>569011445Hifumi is not for lewd!
Hi, I'm Sensei, and I'm masturbating to some really gay shit on my work computer
>>569011513Faggot.
>>569011474>he thinks I ever leftCute
>>569011572
>post a bunch of X>I'm corncerned we're Xtale old as time
>>569011594are you not going to share??
>>569011605audibly kek'd
>>569011608>gif>it's a picture
Is Iroha still the most alluring, cum-inducing student who can make your penis twitch with just the sight of her and bring you to the edge with just her voice??
>>569008943Tiphy was fun, yeah. Too bad some shitters exploited it and killed it too fast.
@arona, prepare a 10th layer of hell for gookakos to go after death
>>569011662I can only get it up to Kei now.
>>569011658Idk what to tell you but its clearly moving
>>569011423
>>569011658dumb fuck
>>569011223yep you sound like a dickletprobably mutilated too so normal dicks make you insecureI'll give you the artists who draw super long but super thin dicks, I like the length but at least give it some girth, you know? fucking toothpick-looking motherfuckers
>>569011608>>569011658It half-loaded and can't be downloaded4chan fucked somethingIf you look it up in the archives you can get a working file
>>569010921Chokmah D for me:>Hoshino jumps into the fire spit>Summon Akari Car/resummon when she shot her last grenade>Reijo>Saori>Kisaki on Saori>Maintain Shiroko(strong) and S.Nagisa buff on her>boop Chok with Shiroko ((weak)cycle) when he is doing the rockets>spam core assists on cd except when the the pillar is up then delay chesed until double meatballs>interrupt double meatballs with chesed>heal with i.mari if anyone somehow drops low>do this on repeat and clear with >1 min remaining because between the hod pillar and the normal boss mechanics you get so much ap you can maintain everything at more than 100% uptimeIt reads like a lot but it flows really easily when you actually do it
okay maybe I can do cockmah, but my Shizuko is gonna need investment, I can't keep the ballista alive when it shoots 2 fireballs, her cover dies
actually in hindsight, i think i only did insane yesod, never did torment but i had the plat trophyuh..... we gonna do D or we doin' C?
>>569011608He's right tho
Revenew day...
>>569011682>4 strikers>chesed skill on cooldownYou exploited it too
>>569011715Works on my machine.
Sorry guys, this is my fault. >>569010126 was just supposed to be a funny reference to >>569010726I didn't know this would trigger gay spam
>>569011423I will call you lunatic now if you think that number will amount to anything
>>569011479you have a penisit's not gay to talk about your body partsare you one of these American guys who think that wiping your ass is gay because you touch your anus?
>>569011690it didn't beforeelves did this to make me look retarded
>>569011707I feel bad for people without foreskin. It's very convenient and makes your cock more sensitive. You can even use it to help with cleanup after jerking off. Also, there's a lot of porn out of there of cute girls licking under the foreskin, peeling it back, swirling their tongues around, etc. and I feel lucky to be able to relate to these images. All in all, I'd say unmutilated cocks are among the most aesthetic.
>>569011731Just 2t p1 if you have to, 3t D is still more efficient than 2t C
>>569011395Using Hifumi's armpits to masturbate!!!
>>569011781>wiping your ass is gay because you touch your anus?Wait what? People touch their a*** while wiping their ass?
>>569011905I like to be thorough
>>569011905Not everyone has a bidet
>>569011905I wipe my ass with bluetooth can't believe these faggots es em eich my head
>>569011905HOW ELSE ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO WIPE IT FUCKHEAD YOU HAVE TO GET IN THERE TO MAKE SURE IT'S CLEAN, AND THEN PREFERABLY ALSO WASH YOUR ASS DURING A SHOWER, THOROUGHLY
>>569011905It's a good opportunity to scratch it when it's itchy
>>569011905I run my finger through my butthole after a poop to make sure it's properly rinsed. Sometimes it's not.
Blue Archive?
Nice thread, retards.
>>569011825the most depressing part about it is that they always deflect by saying the can still orgasm so it's finenot realizing that there are levels to male penile orgasm and thinking that as long as you can make cum shoot out of your dick you're not missing out on anything makes me realize they don't even know what they lostsame with americans often saying that sex with a condom on feels just as good as without it it's just sad over allblue archive
>>569012032why does /bag/ get so horny for collarbone?
BARUUUUAKAIBUUUU
>>569011978My student rims me clean
take the bidetpill
>>569012032Half of that's the shitter and the other half is people replying to the shitter in midst of talking to himself
Does the archive banner ever get updated? There seems to be no info on that on the wiki
>>569012005You put TP ON your finger, right?? You aren't some kind of fucking ape, right?????
>>569011929>>569011978>>569011996Anons by touching THAT MUCH is like if you're fingering yourselfYou can use a water spray, water hose, or an battery-operated fan to clean properly after without using your hands directlySee this guy >>569012005 even gets off it, it's weirdI don't know if you guys are actually barbaric or something
>>569011781>Dick measuring contests and talking about dick aesthetics is totally not gay, bro.It's gay and i've seen purely hetero and hot-blooded girls who are less interested in yammering on about dicks than /bag/
>>569012152Going to be honest, I would be fully occupied with kiki
>>569012169it hasn't yet, maybe it will this summer
>>569012152sex with all three at the same time
>>569011905Bidets are a godsend. I like to be thorough so I blast my ass with a bidet first, then wipe it with my soapy hands then another blast to wash away the soap, then lastly dry it with tissues.
>>569012202Sure let me put an entire shower hose to my ass every time I take a shit dumbass.
>>569012058Blue Archive!
>>569012205i picked both
>>569012169It has not yet but they said they will in the future
Why can they use Honorifics here, but not in the actual game?https://x.com/i/status/2061357084457971910
Buruarka
Why are you guys so weird? Back to complaining about Chokmah instead talking about foreskin or asshole.
Mari wouldn't approve of this thread
>>569012202>or an battery-operated fanWTF are you talking about you shit-smeared butthole son of a bitch
>>569012317Chokmah dick lmaoooooooooooo
>>569012202Using a bidet or bidet equivalent is very European, and being European is the equivalent of being very gay, and I'm not gay.
Stop being weird you faggots
>>569012205red has the highest chance of being raped so i pick red
>>569012298Trannylators have no power over x
Chokma broke this general... I'm fearing what might come when we start fighting yesod.
>>569012358Choke on this you retard
>>569012205@arona what's the best approach
>>569012217There's nothing gay about appreciating your god-given bodyparts. You have a dick, I have a dick, that anon over there has a dick, we all have dicks here so what's wrong with talking about them in an objective, distanced sense? It's not like we're talking about sucking or fucking them. There's actually nothing more hetero than understanding the aesthetics of a good dick because a girl would be able to appreciate it when a man has an appealing, beautiful, attractive penis. Moreover it is part of the male fantasy to be attractive, and that includes having a cock that is appealing to look at as well, so in porn when representing a man (you) it's important to draw the cock well and draw it in an interesting way.
Gookako and Gookseia are my very best friends
>>569011731Torment is easy but you have to sweat the wakatimings.
[-] I'm not reading any of that.
>>569012390post more white Karin
>>569012390abhorrent
>>569012474lol fag
>>569012390Sensei would NOT like this
wtf man?
>>569012548I don't have much, only recent pics someone posted here
Get a job
Alright I'm tired of talking about cocks. Let's talk about a different bodypart, like breasts
never forget what they took from you
>>569012613your fault
>>569011731>D has 9 million more HP than torment YesodI get that we've got a bunch of buffs but that feels excessive.
Who will it be?
Is Blue Archive a tits game or an ass game?
>>569012680Fish
>>569011608Lmao, struck a nerve huh?
>>569012613Yeah wtf man. My dick is growers type. Don't call it small
>>569012686thighs gameunironically
>>569012680
>>569012298>being willing to try something you dislike for the sake of someone else is already pretty grown-upAdult anal with Kokona.
>>569012694I CAN SEE SENSEI'S COCK
>>569012669What? D has the same amount of HP as tor
>>569012731
>>569012396but if everyone picks red the chances go down
>>569012327WTF are you talking about you shit-smeared butthole son of a bitchAnon you dont get it, nothing remains dirty>do the poop>youre dirty after>direct the fan at full speed to your ass on downwind direction>wind from the fan cleans you, makes any residues fall into the water below, remove any smell and also dryies you immediatelyIt's very clean and doesnt require you to use your hands directlyIs like using those Wind Turbines on the Malls Bathrooms to clean your hands after you did your thingInstead of using soap and water is more practical to use the Wind Turbines, but bathrooms always have both (wind and traditional soap and water) in case you want to use one or the other
>>569012680green
>>569012669It doesn't? First phase is 36m and then 2 hands 9m each.
>>569012707>>569012746>>569012826Actually not a bad pickup, my dork is 168/200 rn.
>>569012651A way more straight topic, honestly.
>>569012801not even in like fat thighs way, but because BA is one of the few games where they actually put some care to drawing girls with different leg thicknesses instead of just using one generic body type for each loli/slim/curvy archetype. Just look at Fuyu and her sticks, no other gacha can compete.
I don't know why but I'm attracted to female's nape. Too bad we rarely see nape in this game.
>>569012821WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEANARE YOU TELLING ME TO, WHEN USING A PUBLIC BATHROOM, GET ON MY HANDS AND KNEES, THRUST MY BUTT UPWARDS, AND WHILE I'M SPLAYED THE FUCK OUT, HAVE THAT WIND HAND DRIER THING BLAST MY FUCKING ASS OUTARE THERE PORTABLE HANDHELD VERSIONS OF THISLITERALLY JUST TAKE SOME TP AND SHOVE IT UP YOUR FUCKING ASS INSTEAD OF COMING UP WITH THIS RUBE GOLDBERG ANUS CLEANER MACHINE SHITIT IS NOT GAY. IT IS A PART OF YOUR FUCKING BODY.
So how long until Aris/Kei banner?
>>569012930imagine picking her up by her ankles and watching her boobs flop towards her face
seia giving me a vaginajob
I don't know why but I'm attracted to female's rape. Too bad we rarely see rape in this game.
Why is "Arisu" translated to "I" in her dialog?For example: https://static.wikitide.net/bluearchivewiki/8/8d/Arisu_Cafe_Act_2.oggThe translation in-game is "I would also like a cup of coffee."But in the audio she's actually saying her own name, "Alice wants some coffee too."There are others like https://static.wikitide.net/bluearchivewiki/0/0b/Arisu_Cafe_Act_5.oggThe discrepancy slightly annoys me every time I hear it. They carry a different vibe.
>>569012930Fuyu
which student appreciates the aesthetics of cocks
This is the birthday girl
>>569013058
>>569013007can't be helped with the BA signature super long mop hair on almost every student
just what kind of robot is she...?
guh
6 hours until weekend ends
Okay it's not funny anymore and borderline disgusting.
>>569007562>Himari>Advanced Cripple Himari (New)>Band Natsu (New)>Slut Rio (New)>Summer Nemugaki (New)All in 70 rollsI'm quite blessed
I don't know why but I'm attracted to female's armpit. Too swell that we constantly see pits in this game.
Is she the horniest first year student
>>569013252enjoy your double spark FES with zero spooks
>>569013103Hasumi
>>569013252>using all your luck points right before fesNGMI
>>569013297I'm skipping blufes to pull on all the upcoming Gehenna banners.>hope you spark said bannersThat's why I'm gathering pyros WELL in advance
>>569013214What is this expression trying to convey.
>>569013292girl was empty after Rio threw her away so she just filled the void with sensei's dick
>>569013014Youre miss understanding >in mall>go to the bathroom>do your thing inside the cubicle and clean yourself (hopefully in a non barbaric way)then>head to the cleaning hands area>you can decide to use Wind Turbines or Water abd Soapthe fact that theres BOTH Wind Turbines and Water and Soap on this area before heading out of the bathroom, is proof that both methods (water or wind) are equivalent in cleaniness and youre not dirty if you use a wind fan to clean your behind
>>569013363Seia's thoughts are too complex for you to understand
>my 3* kayoko melts>borrowed UE40 kayoko meltsso is making everyone fight this cancer nexon's way of advertising kei so you can't suffer from the suicidal bitch anymore?
>>569013347I will devour Reisa's head
>>569013363how she is holding her gun
Asia is slacking again...
>>569013068just classic trannylator from scott era because they didn't get the concept of someone talking in 3rd person.
>>569013406no because suicidal kayoko and kei stackalso use ur sweaty roko to reduce damage ofc
If the last boss falls and I still have tickets, are the tickets just gone
>>569013214Hare!
>>569013007Here's the owner of the best nape in the game and it's not close
I'd like to remind everyone that there's an official group chat for BA's steam page. This is what it looks likehttps://litter.catbox.moe/cei6rv.pngAs you can see, it's completely unmoderated
I am uncomfortable with the idea that Sensei and the students are killing the Prophets. They would be the first things with a halo to die onscreen not in the past, right?
nobody is clicking that
>>569013448EU here, I hope chinks will come home after work soon and pick up the slack, I really don't want to do chokmah
>>569013597turn that frown upside down
>>569013545So what, you're gonna be a fucking narc?
>>569013363>thinking about sensei rape
>>569013545funny how I got this recommendation on twitterhttps://x.com/DorkyChairman/status/2061186370777858082
Don't click it man. I'm serious.
I went off clicking litterbox about mid august last summer IYKYY
>>569013386>thoughts are too complicated>the thoughts:"I'm so fucking sexy. Sensei is going to thank me for the privilege of getting raped by me"
>>569013545>wow you can post porn in thereNo one cares, grow the fuck up
>>569013608>chinks>in EUwhat are they doing there?
>>569013292Toki's also been held back at least year already
>>569013498https://bluearchive.wiki/wiki/Steel_Continent_Assault#Yesod
>>569012876such a lewd pic. that's basically a masturbation kit for aru
>>569013698I care>t. paypal/visa/mastercard
the time has comebreak the seal
Chokmah is a nigger
>>568988981not even 10 seconds inim done trying
>>569013857Many are saying this
>>569013258why are you like this
>>569013782>break the sealWhat the fuck
every raid is a seia raid
What is the purpose of using Shiroko Terror on Chokmah when she dies in the first 10 seconds even on C and UE50?
yukari seal is my favorite
sexy seia hours
>>569013956She obviously doesn't if you do it correctly
>>569014014how much is seal euros?
>>569014001always
cute figgie incoming
>>569009656Do any North Koreans play ba?
>>569014043
How about some fuyuwife instead?
i hate anti-anime mods but why the fuck would you go to Steam for porn of all the places in the internet you can get porn from/post porn on?
Neru Making Out
>>569014098Pretty sure those niggas barely have food.
>>569013763Aru only needs me for that
>discussion about dicks and wiping ceases>seiaposting beginsI'm nooooticing
>>569014127that's not Fuyu
>>569014095yay
I killed the nigger
>>569014318>straight posting drowns out gay discussionplease give thanks to pic related for saving /bag/
>>569014305goddamn
I have hosh fatigue
The picture that destroyed bag
>>569014318nyot us
>>569014495seia's black nipples......
>>569014156>>569014339>>569014495people really love this seia
>>569014203They spent it all on pakeji instead of food
>>569014605it's pretty impressive how every design was good
Imagine Seia but she's brown
>>569014605For me it's this one.
So much Seia in this thread...
Imagine Seia but she's not sexy
>>569014363tl pleaseim not dealing enough damage and my team gets exploded by his missiles
>>569014740#notmyseia
>>569014740I can't
>>569014525what a beautiful image
>>569014740>imagine if this character weren't this characteryeah ok pal
Imagine Rio but she's got big tits
I tried learning Kokma properly and run out of sSaoris
invest in rratcoin
>>569014740Seia is already not sexy
>Pride month starts>Seia spam in full forceNOT beating the allegations seiafags
>>569014976You can't run out of borrows in A. MOCK
does anyone have that one kino fanart of Hoshino holding on against chokmah's flame breath
> Pride month starts> GookAko is the first one to announce itNot beating the GAYllegation...
>>569015078I'm not talking about the impure kokmaThe frr one
I don't want to do Chokmah bros
>>569015129>doing that before Alice releases
I want to wrestle Megu into a hot spring and we would tangle into a ball of all sorts of positions...
>>569015058>>569015123Where I am, it's currently the night of June first and the first I've heard of pride month is this gookako.
>>569014751at the start sNagi > Kisaki > Saori, then sKirino when it does the missilesafter missiles Koharu + Mari to heal, cover aHosh into red line. after that I'm not really following a TL, just reacting to whatever happens. missiles? Hod skill + sKirino cover. 2 red lines? Kirino on one, aHosh on the other. groggy? spam Saori and uNeru. use Kether on cooldown, use Chesed to destroy the pillar + once in between pillars. last phase use both covers and spam buffed Saori, renew cover after some timeI didn't bother with a strict timeline, just winging it is enough
>>569015191>implying you'll be wrestling anybody
>>569015231I love the starseia reference but why would an arwing be shit tier?
>>569015271are there any doujins of megu manhandling sensei? i need my dose of stupid non-bdsm femdom
i am now horny for seia
>>569014342
>>569015451you weren't before? what's your excuse?
>>569015479i am not as horny as i am right now
>>569015479I was horny for Miyako
We need new Gehenna students.
>>569015123>>568909661FALSE
>>569015096Has to be this one no?
>>569012756
>>569015606
>>569015606guh
>>569015614Erika got forgotten in record time...
>>569015243aw man, the best i could dodo i just need to spam neru's ex as much as i can?
4* sSaori can do it but boy it's close
>>569015720Erika is not new.
>>569015663I want to slam Toki's backdoor
>>569015787Don't do that, it releases mustard gas
>>569014526Alice and Kei working your balls while Rio is on the tip.
>>569015243Does sNagi help at the start of the fight? I thought dots couldn't crit, plus he's starts with like a bazillion crit damage resist.
3* is no go for D then?
>>569015878>rio
KILL CHOKMAH FASTERF A S T E R
>>569015927>is 3* enough for the star of the show?c'mon man
goodnight /bag/
>>569015830You can opt for the more pleasant and slippery option back there too, you don't always need to be thinking in assholes.
>>569015927Feed your Saori
>>569015927arguably you want ue40 atleast...
>post bike shiroko tummy>get bike shirokothere is justice in this world after all
>>569015580tummy
Does... Does nobody want to use Hinata?I cleared Chokmah with an entire minute to spare
>>569016207But she's free...
Foxes and cats
>>569015397Best I can do is forced orgasms on the pretense of Sensei's penis being a hot spring (feat. Kasumi)
>>569015754yeah I use Neru like 4 times and Saori twice during groggy. I buff Neru>>569015902no idea anon, like I said I'm literally just winging it
>>569016252I want to use Hinata, if you know what I mean.
>>569016252Did the same with Kuroko
dear /bag/today, for the first time since a new pvp season came out on global, i claimed 25 pyros and 90 pvp coins instead of 30 pyros and 100 pvp coins.the reason for that was because some retard pushed me back to gold and i had no pvp tickets to attack him backthank you for reading to whom it may concern
>>569016375The opposite for me, I'm finally comfy around ~50 rank instead of fighting my way in to top 100 every day
>>569016375>not waiting for the tickets after the daily reset
>only have a UE30 SSaori and UE20NYKayoko at most in my borrows>don't have my own SSaori and my NYKayoko is only 3*Is it time for me to do B instead of D?
I'm too tired and retarded to figure Dockmah out, I'm just going to auto attack Bockmah 4 times
>>569016495>ue20The what now?
