>Upcoming Expansion: Evercoldhttps://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/evercold/https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dk3rfUC80DE >Patch 7.5 Noteshttps://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/topics/detail/07320affa7e0fcd9685afcbe54fbf55405b6d822>Make it Rain Campaign: May 29 - June 24https://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/special/2026/the_make_it_rain_campaign/NX0yR0viwE>Resourceshttps://rentry.org/xivgresourceshttps://rentry.org/syncshells>Meetups• June 3, 9:00 PM EDT | Primal, Famfrit, Lavender Beds W15 P20 | Spooky Club: Twin Peaks >>568995926• June 6, 6:30 PM EDT | Zalera, Crystal Mist W15 P24 | Monthly Malera Meetup! - Maleras Only! >>568891014 Last Time: >>568999432
>>569009767what am I supposed to do now
goodnight frens I pass out now
why do lalas always walk like they have a stick up their ass
>>569009870really love this racist arc of yours DB
>>569009910They’re muppets
Femlalas wow wow
>>569009870Dudes will see posts like this and swear to god they prefer SEA hours
>>569009907Goodnight let's cuddle
>>569009910My lala is built too wide to walk differently
...Lalaboys?
>>569009910They dont have knees, they also cant put their arms at the side because so fat.
>>569010005Go back to twitter
>>569009910my femlala spent the night getting fucked in the ass by her Bigger boyfriend, so she walks funny the next day.
>>569010005I wanna hear what youd do to a lala if you got your hands on one...
>>569010005
i am the strongest xivgger
>>569010005I think they should perma people that post an image with the same md5 3 or more times
>>569009957I'm a GAM so we might be gay now but fuck it let's cuddle
>>569010005Get a trip.
>>569010065how much can you bench bro
>>569010091I'm more than okay with that....
>>569010030What's their twitter?
I think I have a problem anons I got kind of turned on at the bunny hypnosis catbox (self inserting as the bunny)
Ryne hypnosis.Rynenosis!
>>569010005My lalaboy is afraid
I transfered a ishguardian handgonne of aiming to a fiddie
>>569010150I don't think he meant literal strength, maybe he has telekinesis or is just very determined
>>569010089there need to be a weekly vote on all the ebins and whichever one gets the most votes gets perma'd
telling my GAMlala girlfriend(male) "I love you" before we fall asleep together
>>569010089Avatarfagging is supposes to be against global rules, but that's not enforced on /vg/
>>569010172Why not my femlala instead??
>>569010164Ok c'mere you faggot and cuddle me. I really am passing out now.
>>569009950yay yay
>>569010091NTA but it's june now, you can be as gay as you want to!
>>569010208
Morning.
>>569010208I've never seen that rule enforced anywhere.
queue windurst the third walk on crystal
>>569010208I mean you can niggerspam shitpost 12 hours straight but one nipple will get you banned in 10 minues.
Your face is all swollen and bloated, your skin yellow, put down the alcohol and drink pagos water for the rest of your life.
Post catboxes
>>569010005What the actual fuck is this monster
>>569010238Hell yeah, nini dude...
raping that hypno weak femlala from last thread
caelynn is such a fucking idiot lmao
I love big breasts so much bros
I've hypnotized countless lalas, AMA
>>569010356catboxes
>be me, femlala>go on a date from the xiv dating site >meet up in ul'dah>kind of a blind date, don't know anything about him >he's a highlander>he runs past me and keeps looking around, was probably expecting someone taller>give him a /poke>he looks down and his whole demeanor changes>after a bit of talking, he asks me if I want to come back to his place>surprised by this, didn't think he liked me at all>we get back to his place>get on the couch together, he takes off his shirt, I nuzzle in close and make to kiss him>he moves away>he puts on sharknado 3 >.....>we watch it in its entirety>no touching or anything>after it's over, he says "now then..." and I get excited again>he puts on sharknado 4 >I leave
>>569010306I thought that was your dick for a second
>>569010306Nice ankle.
what race/class do you think he plays
>>569010397And my Tomatoboy?
>>569010306
>>569010340>I mean you can niggerspam shitpost 12 hours straightYou cannot do this. Or, at least, *I* cannot do this. I started getting banned for saying the n word so now I just don't say it. I also got banned for referring to a gacha game as... "frugal" so I don't say that anymore either. The rules of 4chan seem to be hyper applied to me specifically.
Happy pride or whatever gay people say btw
>>569010378qrd?
>>569010384me too bro. me too. not mine, just found elsewhere.
i want gaia to be hypnotized to use her FAT SUCCULENT lips to do some extremely dirty and abhorrent sexual acts with my feet and butthole
>Tfw can’t sleepLooks like it’s going to be a bad day
I miss Saran.
>>569010375
Can I shit with you at the meet?
>>569010375Do you realize how little that narrows it down?
>>569010497*throats your cock but its okay because its june*
what's the appeal of hypnosis? isn't it better when they take what they want through brute force?femra btw
>>569010497Hey how you doing little buddy? /pet
>>569010459Ew boys
>>569010378caelynn is one of the only good femlalas
>>569010554Sit
>>569010538I want to mating press you and then not call you the next day.
The highlight of this khagan's day will be eating eggs and sausage, maybe with some cream cheese on oven toast if he's feeling indulgent.
>>569010456Catboy or Malezen... BRD
i'm not a bpd demon or whatever, that's an absurd claim. i'm actually kinda nice and some people from here have played the game with me.why is it that when someone niceposts my retarded posts for a change there is always immediately some schizos attacking them and accusations of samefagging?i fixed my bed, it's probably nice to fall asleep into tidy fresh sheets for once.thanks for reading my /xivg/ ffxiv blogpost mwah
>>569010174Don't be. They're a performative lewd pedo. They never follow through.t. Knower
>>569010356https://files.catbox.moe/k5g8hj.mp4
Ikkou and Caelynn are disgusting. They're like the whores you see on the streets of downtown NYC trying to panhandle their bodies for a bump of coke. They don't have the sultry and demure maturity Hihimi does.
>>569010675Do you have a job or school or anything
>>569010552she looks like shes watching one of my maleras greasy turds crowning.
>>569010397STOP SPREADING MISINFORMATION
>>569010656where are you?
Can you fix my sunnie? She just needs someone to set her straight and take care of her properly... control every aspect of her life... make her rely on you... that kind of thing...
>>569010762I could, but sounds more fun to break her further
My femlala is so weak to hypnosis that she avoids screens, strangers, and the outside world altogether. All you have to do is show her a swirly shape and she'll do anything you ask...
>>569010356
>>569010675Uh oh! BPDemon melty!
>>569010579That's what I'm saying>>569010589It's not that small...but hey /pet
>>569010742this femlala is easily subdued with a pendulum and a sultry voice lulling her into a trance
>>569010675gn my wife
Bed time! night night.
>>569010762That's kinda weird homie.
>>569010656Nice, the highlight of my khagan's day is gonna be finishing off the rest of the cajun andouille sausage he cooked yesterday.
>>569010793If you're a femra I might let you do that...
I wiped the raid because I farted and the echo it made in my armor sent me into hysterics>Pfffhht!!hahahah
>>569010675You give unstable vibes, but not violent unstable. Like the type of crackhead that makes you uncomfortable, so you cross the street and make sure they're not following you by subtly peeking behind you because you think if they catch you looking at them, it'll aggro them.
>>569010836please either take a name or add a unique prefix to your filenames so that i can filter your disgusting character
>>569010868I am
>>569010742It's okay sis, you need to relax. Here, I've got some funny cat videos on my phone...
what do you command of my femlala . . . . . ?
>>569010654That’s so mean…
i ama gay hrothgar
>>569010923Crystal?
my dog-class moonie is immune to hypnosis
>>569010939go get us wendy's and don't forget to stop at the gas station for my arizona tea dragonfruit juice
BALMUNG'S OPEN
Its monday again.....
>>569010306>24th didn't accept
You all thought that Sphene was an Ascian after JP Fanfest.
>>569010939nude topless picture except for pasties covering her nipples
>>569010397How do I hypnotize someone who used to be a femlala back into a femlala?
>>569010982miki monday! yay yay!
>>569010965yea, where you at
Is there a male equivalent to mani pedi that's a sort of compilation that upscales feet/hand items?
>>569010538You can sleep well next to big black man.
My lalaboy could talk to you about black brush station railroad history for 2-3 hours while you try to fall asleep
>>569010947i ama transbian sunnieand i support you
I am a femlala uses her cudgel of superiority by being a lewd femlala who textfucks in-game!
>>569010827You don't even know which femlala this is, therefore you can't know if im actually weak gotcha.>>569010925They better be actual cat videos, I saw a cute one the other day where a guy had this stray he was feeding just start living in his home.
>>569010942You'll get over it. Maybe get a rebound from someone else in tred.
>>569010904Never. Deal with it for the rest of your life.
My hrothgal?A musk / kissnosis expert.
>>569010972Yes, master . . . wendy's and gas station dragonfruit . . . >>569011012Too busy . . . acquiring wendy's . . .
>>569010972>arizona tea dragonfruit juiceBased, but raspberry Arizona will always be better
>>569010829gn wifeposter who is definitely not a samefag>>569010886there must have been some misunderstandings>>569010836gn fatso
Are there any one sided glove?
>>569010982Would you ride a motorcycle with my lalaboy, or would the braaaap braap brraaaaaaaaaaaap scare you.
>>569011130how do you keep noticing i'm samefagging you?? early with the EB proposal and now with the wifepost...hmph. goodnight.
Femlala eyes fluttering and glazing over whenever you say her special trigger word!
my femlala's kinda like this right now...
>>569010005Just finished another shift at the party spaghetting at 2nd Omen into fireball near total wipe healer lb3 recovery 5% enrage back to split arena prog factory.>>569010356https://files.catbox.moe/k7cbk1.png
>>569011063nta but kill yourself
>>569011037Lmao >>569011061I’d spam your phone with texts and you’ll end up with over 500 messages in two hours.
hey anon i saw u acciddentally droped this after i gave it to u so i made u a nother!pleas be more careful!
>>569011130That wife poster is an imposter. I'm the real wife poster who wanted to take care of you and you called me weird for it :(
>>569011150obsolete android casting/healing is a favorite of mine
>>569011017which threadlala is this? i want to rape them
>>569011150If you have it you can try Lucian Prince's Fingerless Glove.
What could the final "secret" phase of Kefka possibly be?Boring shit like a glowing God Kefka model?Or something more unhinged like him merging with his monument and becoming a giant boss you fight from multiple platforms akin to M8S?
>>569010836good night big kitty!
>>569011023In Coeurl Gridania, sitting by the inn entrance
>>569011017I love happy trances as much as the next guy but resistance is so fucking hot
>>569011017I can tell you, but maybe you should just let go anon...
>>569011219you are probably not weird i just wanted to shake off the schizos
My fiddie is like this
>>569010005is this that femezen horse fucker?
>>569011310digest....
can someone let me jerk off to their character before i sleep?
>>569011206>I’d spam your phone with texts and you’ll end up with over 500 messages in two hours.This is why I'm going to ghost you the next day. Have to let you get your crazy out of your system.
hypnotizing femlalas into thinking people find them attractive as a prank
>>569011297Fake victory screen where he attacks you with the duty complete text.
>>569011313they often put too much emphasis on them resisting i want to see the moment they break and watch them sink into depravity but they break them with hypnosis and thats itso i dont like resistance as a result
>>569011328I would never be a schizo to you <3 /pet /pet
>>569011214I actually missed my first middle school girlfriend because I found a crumpled up paper in my jacket with an awkward love declaration signed by herSince I was an insecure, fat and bullies kid I genuinely thought that could not be for me, so I gave it back to her telling her "you must have dropped this"I watched her sigh, crumple it up and toss it on the ground and I think I realized like two or three days laterI play viera in FFXIV btw I think they are neat
>>569011320I'll let go just after one plap... Just to see what could've been...
>>569011297Aren't ultimates suppose to be "what ifs?" but doesn't kefka pretty much win in ff6?
>>569011409Yeah
>>569011190If I get Crew 2 would you play with me?
>>569011214
>>569011447Sorry but if a femlala insists that she won’t let some stupid bigger hypnotize her only to end up drooling my dick goes diamonds
>>569011472People saying he "destroys" the world are playing it up a little. He fucks it up real bad and a lot of people die, ultimately though the heroes win.
>>569010356https://files.catbox.moe/b1dxnr.mp4
>>569011472He just becomes god, but it's a JRPG so you know what that means...
>>569011506>crew 2that game kinda stunk bro this is horizon 6
>>569011472He won right up until he lost.
>>569011579What's horizon 6...
>>569011452I was dense like that too. Fumbled a couple of times because of it.
Any good thread drama I have missed since playing the new path league?
>>569010356https://litter.catbox.moe/axotv7.png
>>569011545I like to think of myself getting turned down, then forcing myself on them and hypnotizing them into breaking down into my obedient little pet. Then lifting the hypnosis part way just to watch them crumble and succumb while they have their wits as I rail their already trained bodies.
>>569011545yeah but i want the follow up to thatartists and 3d posers and animators just stop when the hypno subject does the thing
>>569010356Okayhttps://files.catbox.moe/sbbpsf.jpg>>569011019worst day of the week..
>>569011569what animation plox
>>569011632A femlala came back after disappearing for like a year dropped lewds, dropped the pure act and left again
>>569011638I need more of her please
why do they sleep like this
>>569011680which femlala?
>>569011659My maliddie needs to slap those fun bags around
>>569010356https://files.catbox.moe/jwqwr8.png
>>569011604forzaalso iunno this is just a me game i'm enjoying playing it on my own time
I wish people would stop lewding femlalas. They're cute and funny and should be treated gently and with respect. They make great friends and are always a pleasure to be around!
>>569011023>no showThis doesnt break me anon...
>>569011762they're a pleasure to be inside too
>>569011659My Xaela still yearns for pristine Raen booty ...
>>569010356https://litter.catbox.moe/0yw27ldqgwa8lpzc.jpgthinking about him again...
>>569011659Someone go pity fuck miki already so she stops posting
>>569010706Weird pedophile
>>569011410But my fiddie is always crazy though…
>>569011752nice
>>569011703Gotta let that pussy breathe.
>>569011785femlala post
>>569010356https://files.catbox.moe/jk2nkb.jpg
>>569011472It's a what-if of Omega simulating him and the whole meta theme of the raid could be him becoming self aware and cranking up the difficulty for the luls.In FF VI he pretty much broke the world and kept it in ruin for an entire year while threatening to fuck it up further whenever he felt like it
>>569011826shes been posting a lot l8ly
>>569010706>little mac dropping the mask
>>569010356https://files.catbox.moe/ig7qjl.webm
>>569010356https://files.catbox.moe/u8d526.png
>>569011762hey i have this video on my tomestone thats supposed to help you relax they said its extra effective on femlalaswanna see?
>>569011824I can’t look at Alphinaud lewds because it reminds me of the F-list alphinaud i got hypnotized by and i get gigahorny all over again
>>569011898. . .I know what you're doingbut I will just allow itthis once
>>569011876Not getting enough attention someone has to take one for the team.
>>569010356https://files.catbox.moe/sw5ahx.jpg
Fuck it, I'm hyped. So what?
>>569011017If you think about it why doesnt saran just go back to being a femlala everyone who didnt know she made lalaporn definitely does by now. she has nothing to lose to keep doing it.
>>569011297I'm thinking physically merging with the Warring Triad, since in VI they were beaten before fighting KefkaThere's really no other way for him to go even further beyond
>>569011429Paired with a fake achievement prompt.I'm hoping they actually do something like this.
>>569011968If yoshi had his way it would be FFXIV: Absolute Zero and it would be Absolute Kino
>>569011839Just like any proper raid I need to make good use of my CDs to tank your crazy in small bursts.
>>569011898I'm not a femlala, just a femlala appreciator. So hand over the phone so I can dispose of it
>>569011873Actually not really, in the 7.5 trailer, the tease at the end, in English he goes "You think you've won? time to spice things up". But in the Japan version he says something among the lines of "So you've recreated me?".Plus, in the Fanfest trailer they show his O8 intro but voiced, however unlike in O8, all the fighters are already there and materialized, Alpha is not there to materialize people.I think we are fighting the real Kefka or well, the schizo ramblings from the Wandering Minstrel
>>569011297he takes your LB gauge and throws each segment at you
weird things always happening at materia zurvan man
>>569011985I hope clearing also gives you 30k achievement points so people can finally have enough cheevo points to have played the game.
Omega will summon the Kaiser Dragon and Kefka will attach it like a cocksleeve
>>569011702https://litter.catbox.moe/ekwzkn.pngnow I need to sleep so gn anon
>>569011679that one is a bit older, I don't remember anon, sorry..
Everyone always says "look at my tomestone" but never shows up to let me...
>>569011973I hoped for a warring triad + Kefka ultimate but it seems it's just Kefka.Triad doing trio mechanics while Kefka is prancing around would be dope.
>>569012048what happened
>>569011873>>569012035yoship said that the dev that made the fight really loves kefka and wanted to make an ult about him so doubt that omega is involved outside of the unlock questline
>>569012050Just when I thought I'd finally played the game... the goalpost moves once more...
>>569012097Thanks babe, sleep well <3
>>569012112We do. We just make you forget. Now be a good girl and forget you read this post.
>>569011297>>569011973I also think it has to be Warring Triad since that's VI stuff anyway and hasn't been used for an Ultimate.
On the 31st the thread was abysmalHopefully today it will be better
>>569010167Dumb_Ishgardian on xitter>>569010050Song of Solomon 1>>569010174I don't bite... Okay, maybe just a little. But no long-lasting marks... Unless....?>>569010692Who is this... And yes, I mostly like taking pictures with others since my RP skills are those of a lethargic sea cucumber..>>569011196I don't know what any of that means, but it sounds like progress was made!
>>569011826Thats only gonna stop me temporarily...
>>569012112Sis.....
>>569012156funfact: you don't need to do the questlines to unlock the ultimates. You can unlock UCOB, TEA and FRU without doing any of those raids, all you need to do is clear O4S, E4S and M4S
I'm going to be sitting in a cuckchair because I dont think im capable of doing the new ult. I'll just be watching others have their way with it.
when does the ultimate go live
what's with all the hypnosis posts...
>>569012116There's a negative percent chance it's just Kefka. I would be fine with that but they just don't do that.
>>569012181You dont! I never get to see the funny videos you keep telling me about!>>569012245What...
>>569012265Sis, I need the pasties with cat options. Mine doesn't work.
>>569011826Sounds like someone didn't actually buy that rose toy(or the lem one by hello nancy)
>>569012265>heart eyesmoreMORE
>>569010356https://litter.catbox.moe/v20p2to5ik9xeuqm.png
>>569012265So basically all femlalas are hypnotoys
>>569012335My femlala looked at this one...
What are the hats that still have the cat ear holes?
how come nobody gposes their characters getting porked by chocobos
>>569011826I would but it's late and I'm just doing some quests before I go to sleep.>>569012237Sorry you'll have to wait until tomorrow. This xaelizzer is going to sleep.
>>569012319I don't think I have whatever you're talking about...>>569012323I've been using the heart eyes for a long time now...>>569012346prove it?
>>569012362Because the last person that did was never allowed to live it down
>lalas>lowlandersyeah pedo hours are sea hours
>>569012286Stop pretending to get hypnotized it's getting sad...
>>569012320She's been horny posting all day. No ones desperate enough to tank their thread cred and go find her in-game.>>569012237bitch go jerk off
>>569012362I'm not a veena
>>569012425chocobos deserve love too, anon
My lowlander hypnotist doesn’t like femlalas where are all the hypno-victim miqos?
good night to those in a real timezone zzz
>>569012413you should do a pose of your lala falling to her knees with the heart eyes haha wouldnt that be funny
>>569012362It isn't for the faint of heart.
>>569012413i want to see this femlala getting blacked on aethy.
>>569012437It's not a pretend though I haven't met anyone yet who ever says to do so.
>>569012362I would personally schizo them over it.
>>569012425QRD?
>>569012362EzKatka already did it. It's old news.
>>569012582Post a /c/ or something and I’ll personally mindwipe your femlala
Hnnng im bursting~
>>569012372I was just joking!>>569012442>horny posting all dayI'm just posting femwa a few times
>>569012362too new to remember chocobro malera
>>569012508He sounds lame.
>>569012564>>569012608you'll drag them around like your personal healer but you won't give them a moment of relief?
>>569012671Don't have one
Calyx might be my favorite DT character with this. I haven't been this hyped to fight a primal in AGES.
>>569012726He doesn’t like them in the lewd way but he likes them a lot in the friendly and nice and cute way..
>>569012736Animals are not for sex. Chocobos are animals. My lala is humanoid race only
>>569011963Built for f+
>>569012790theres an endless amount of miqo hypnohypnolala is like a rare wine to be savoredsame for lalas with pasties on their itty bitty titties
Goodnight
>>569012582You can just ask to get porked, don't need to do the hypnotized roleplay
>>569012816if you're cold, he's coldlet him inside
>Modbeast mass replyingChange the channel, Marge.
>>569012020But how will you deal with a triple stack tankbuster when she runs into you with her large boobs and sends you flying…
>>569012897You’re right. Maybe my lowlander should move into the hypnotizing femlalas business.
>>569012946kek
Where do you buy the Arcadian Fighter Plates?
What do you think will happen with VPR and PCT evolved mode?
https://files.catbox.moe/yl4t74.jpg
When does the game go into maint?
>>569010356https://files.catbox.moe/svj49d.png
>>569012968Solution 9 tome vendor, other category
>>569012280It's already five distinct phases if you adapt the original encounter.With one more secret final phase, there are enough mechanics to fill the entire ultimate.
Yo momma so fat a stack marker is just a room wide aoe.
>>569012981Don't they already play like Evolved jobs?
>>569012984This is the funniest image posted here since claire toilet
>>569012996https://www.xenoveritas.org/static/ffxiv/timer.html
>>569013062I think they are held back by the 2m the most.Especially Viper.
>>569012981They're already evolved jobs so nothing.
>>569010356https://files.catbox.moe/h045mk.png
>>569013159
>>569013140Now imagine raidbuffs don't exist you just press your shit whenever instead of pooling resources.Welcome to evolved we love this.
>>569010356Wow, this is the worst catbox anchor all year.
>>569013038I will suck your cock dry for a week straight if it's only Kefka. There *will* be at least 1 other character. Even if it's just for 1 mechanic.
>>569013146No they aren't. They are Reborn jobs. Only the new jobs going forward will be evolved
>>569013159Somehow, while still vomit inducing screenshots, you got WORSE at them
>hypnotising femlalas/lowlanders I sleep >hypnotising tomboy thighlanders Real shit
>>569013216i unironically like this
>>569010005built for scatplay
>>569013084More funnier than the Donny photos?
>>569011353yes
>>569010356https://files.catbox.moe/qh57op.pngFinally saw this modbeast again in the wild
My hrothgal is KNORBING out
>>569013062>remove all the fluff>VPR is just 6 123 buttons + some buttons like true north and feintthats your evolved VPR
>>569013159I love your character. I wish I could use a face sculpt but they make my character ugly as sin.
>>569013159Fuck yeah, don't let that little bastard go drain the hell out of him
Wait, are the servers down???
>>569011824More of alphi fucking sluts?
>>569013408yeah dont log in
>>569013334some blud really went>yeah this looks fire let's roll
>>569013408>>569013128
>>569013259We love just pressing every button that lights up without thinking.
>>569013345
>>569013128>>569013435Weird, just had a failed to connect to XIV servers prompt but maybe it was just a fluke.
>>569013159Man, sex is really disgusting when you're not horny
>>569011963i wanna see caelynns obese naked body irl
Gonna sleep now. I hope Korra kills himself.
>>569013436yes we like the increased emphasis on consistencyraid burst will no longer determine your damage now its pure consistency
>>569013510>>569013408
>>569013524No man, that image is just disgusting regardless of being horny or not.
>>569010675>i'm actually kinda nice and some people from here have played the game with me.Well that upsets me because I was one of the first people here who wished to get to know you and become friends who play the game but you just insulted me every time for it.
>>569013159My lalaboy is very horny and very afraid and he's usually not into this
Why are femlalas peeing on me in CC when I'm using playersync?
thanks for the game guy
>>569013546anon and his poorly disguised fetish
Can I get a mean femlala to berate me a bit before I sleep
>>569013658youre stinkythatll be 100k gil
>>569013564>Emphasis on consistency>Removing the consistent raid buffs that you always plan around to consistently do good damage>Instead allows you to freestyle unga bunga push buttons without thinking and do wellDamn you really are retarded. Glad they finally made a patch for you.
>>569013635why do you take advantage of people and pretend to be friends
Where can you grab those pbdemoonies for yourself to fix?
>>569013724none of your business
>>569013724It works.
dreading doing the 81+ hoh solo set... I don't think my poms will get me through while still having something for 91+
Time to party fuckface
>>569013436>We love just pressing every button that lights up without thinking.thats what basically evolved PLD is>111111111>press everything the milisecond its up>press glowy button for parrywe waited 3 years for this
>>569013635did anyone even here join? looks like DF randos
>>569013712>raid buff misaligned by 2-3s>wipe the raidyes im glad these kinds of players are being guttedkeep seething over the changes the rest of us will be enjoying the new design philosophy while adapting to the new meta you can cry and piss your pants like a shitter
i ama gay lalaboy (side)
>>569013737EK fanta'd and name changed, MF would show no interest, and the green haired moonie would also show no interest
>>569013748*smacks your ass*You got this. Believe.
>>569013635Why did you use Kong
>>569013802>evolved This is literally how PLD plays now.
Evens buy a name change for my male middieOdds fanta to lalaboy AND buy a name change
haha jill
>>569013761trial kino peaked there and nothing will ever top it>>569013816gotta pay extra threadcred to appear in the screenshot
>>569013816yeah i recognized a couple besides my party
>>569013861He's done it to a lot of people. He's worse than MF but has better pr and the femra clique covers for him.
>>569013817>Self-admits to getting flamed and wiping the raid because he can't consistently push his raid buff on timelol
>>569013635Didn't even flex that he got the emote. What a guy.
>>569011762Femlala hated this post
>>569013619....usually?>>569013350Sculpts are difficult to work with, it's hard to beat the vanilla faces designed by a team of professionals. The face on the original post seemed "fine" but what gave me a hard time was finding a hair that worked well enough for this face.
>>569013874sorry but I'm not a botting peasant, my PLD still presses 123
>>569013924effy stop schizoing your exes
>>569013976Effy schizo'd Kong too does that mean they dated?
>>569012335would.to the hilt.
>>569013934nice projection but i play selfish classes so try again while shitting your diapermaybe next you can assume i play healer because thats your next best cope
>>569012350I'm sorry you had to see it
Funny. You've done it to so many people now you've lost track of who it could be!
>>569014004it wouldnt be a surprise
>>569014038I'll look at it again...
>>569014029>Nice projection>Says the shitter who refuses to play raid buff classes because he can't consistently use his CDs properlylol, people using raidbuffs 2-3s late isn't a problem on my machine bro. I can explain what projection means, it's not just a "no u".
Femlalas./snapReport to the usual place.
>>569013935i feel bad for beating a 93 with my 95
>>569013849you know what? fuck it I can always do it again in the future and the experience will be valuablewhy would you smack my ass though? that is unreasonable don't you think?
>>569013817>devs stack buttons and button effects into 1 button>this means that if your big damage button doesn't crit then your dps will be garbage>parsetrannies will still wipe the raid, if not more over this because the loss is greater than misaligned buffsgood job you made the bad parse wipe the raid problem worse
>>569010356https://files.catbox.moe/a5d22b.jpg
>>569013834That's a shame, really. Perhaps it's not worth it anyway.
ekhemFemezen but collared and blushing thank you for your attentione
>>569014135I thought it was a meme that you were with hujyikes
>>569014201huj is a lonely nigga who is going to be burned like so many people before him
>>569014201Yeah man, how fucking dare they have friends to talk and play the game with, so gross....
>>569014243he burned plenty of people himself, so it's just karma if it happens
is there an image gallery for hot lalasasking for a friend
>>569013972No, I mean barring mechanics or other reasons to not press your buttons a class like PLD just hits the buttons as they light up. You could simplify every job to "presses buttons as they light up, but holds a few things every now and again". The difference between now and then is not as large as people make it seem. I mean, aside from the huge removal of the 2 minute meta.
I can't believe it. I'm actually...hyped for Wuk Lamat? All it took was us acting together instead of making me sit to the side? Amazing!
>>569014201being in the same image=being romantic partners for life obviously
pls queue for second walk on crystal pls
I can't sleep, /xivg/.... help
I'm going to remove tycoon tights from the game
You guys sure are bored tonight.
So how rough/nasty is the sex Halmarut has with hung shotas?
>>569014114>3s hold is not a problemobviously i wasnt being literal you 80 iq turd i was trying to illustrate a concept was it too abstract for you or something>i can explainseriously doubt that based on your most recent post
>>569014446need a red and blue eye f3mra wife desu
>>569014412She drained me dry and then sent me home to my parents..
>>569014409Are you?
>>569014327If any of these exiled schizos were touched by another person they'd assume they were in a relationship, so yeah.
>>569014354Want me to help you, you know, so you can sleep all tuckered out after...?
>>569014412She let's anyone hit because she knows they won't get another chance when the shards merge and everyone dies.
>>569014507Yeah...
My dumbass spent 5 million gil on the emote when I only had 7 millionWhy Why did I do that
>>569013939>what gave me a hard time was finding a hair that worked well enough for this faceYeah, this is the exact same issue I’m having. Just finding a matching hairstyle for the sculpt I like.
>>569014481I was playing PoE2 then got invited to play XIV with a friend so I'm pretty content actually.
>>569014581Are you a catgirl/femra...
>>569014584wait the emotes only 5m?
>>569014154see this is an actual concernto be honest though they were still doing that anyway with or without the raid buffs whether or not itll lead to more wipes im not too sure about until we get more information about how the new jobs will function especially the jobs the parsetrannies will flock toif they add to the jobs as they usually do every expac they may have something in mind to address this (doubtful but its technically possible)
>>569014584lmao stupid assI did the same
raidbuffs had a chokehold on the types of job mechanics we could have for the sake of balance (hence why everything devolved into building gauge/spending gauge with random high potency abilities on a 60/120s cooldown).deleting raidbuffs is a good thing.
>>569014442>bitching about "raid buff misaligned by 2-3s">now it's a 3s hold which is not a problem and a "concept" whatever the fuck that meansDude, you're retarded. No ones going to know what the fuck you're on about because you're genuinely fucking stupid.You're the person it's designed for, I'm glad for you. But you need to be quiet when the adults are discussing topics.
>>569014446>>569014463Damn, she has 3D vision
Stop making me jack off to halmarut... i already came
>>569010356https://files.catbox.moe/r86r1k.png
My moonie awakens
>>569014730Good morning.
>>569014162Fuck yeah
>>569014515I'm a Halmarut enjoyer but this outfit is fugly
>>569014730Oh great. Can't wait for your annoying spam for the next 17 hours.
My Ascian Femlala will let you have one wish before the rejoining...
>>569014607>look up his JPN VAoh he must really be loved
What are /xivg/'s thought on King Baby? I'm quite fond of him personally.
>>569014692are you autistic? only autistics have to take everything literally>too dumb to understandholy shit you really are that stupidokay let me explain it to you in a way a retard like you can understanda 3s misalign is meant to represent "a problem in consistency that raiders may wipe the group over" it doesnt have to be an actual problem raiders will wipe over i just arbitrarily picked 3s because if i said 5+ youd automatically shit your diaper which you did anyway so i wasted my timedont respond to me again unless you can show you actually have a brain and are capable of critical thought
>>569014808Have my lalaboy's child.
>>569014808all femlalas are turned into rava viera
>>569014870>>569014873Wish rejected.*turns u into a gay frog*
>>569014763Gmgm>>569014785It's a tough job but someones gotta do it
I'm gonna treat your ex better than you did and love him right
>>569014819His little hopping emote is cute.
>>569014819The highlight npc of DT. If any of them have to come back in the future, I hope it's him.
Your ex? They love plapping femlalas like me. In fact we're plapping right meow!
>>569014896Spam less and schizo less when you drop your avatar. That's all. Thank you.
>>569014307>aside from the huge removal of the 2 minute meta>hugescreenshot this post, you'll barely notice that its gone because thats how fight design in XIV works. You'll always have slower periods because>the boss is casting a tankbuster>the boss is casting a raidwide>the boss is doing some bullshit mechanic prep stuff where nothing happens and you just have to find the save spot and resolve>the boss just finished a long mechanic and devs give it some time to prepare for the next set of mechanicsThe fight design in this game is always done by mechanic chunks and raidwide/tankbuster filler inbetween mechanics, they've been doing this since ARR long before 2min meta was a thing
>>569014918Appal....
>>569014918I haven't done the unmaking yet you can have him
good night guy>>569014717i didnt know zero was hiding her power level like that>>569014819hope he gets a way cooler look when he inevitably grows up and comes back in a later expansion. his dad looks like they stapled megablocks to him.
>>569014201Dont be silly anonNobody unironically likes xaelas
>>569015000Why are you leading huj on? Do you enjoy breaking peoples hearts?
I like malera.
>>569014717sex with Zero
did you know that if you cheat in lord of verminion that se gives you a ban? i learned that today its weird because se doesnt stop anyone from matchfixing or cheating in any other gamemode but lord of verminion has anticheat measures built in
Shale, by "settle in" you don't mean...that, do you?
>>569014979Hate to tell you but I don't do either of those things anyway
>>569014865>A problem in consistency that raiders will wipe overThe problem isn't raid buffs it's SE's obsession with making big ability that does a billion damage and replacing accuracy with crit 2 for even more retarded variance.You would be able to identify that easily if you weren't a retard who thinks evolved is going to solve that lol. Everyone plays selfish jobs in PF and doesn't give a shit outside of "MY BILLION POTENCY ABILITY DIDNT DHCRIT NOOOOOOO" which is going to continue to be an issue.So yes, it's impossible to figure out what you're inferring to because it's some stupid shit you made up in your head and decided that was why people do that shit.Also, just don't play with those people, it's a person issue not a job issue. Probably why people don't want to play with you.
>>569014885Fueled by his overwhelming desire to leave an heir, my lalaboy harnesses the power of dynamis to negate your gayfrogification and simply mating presses you until conception.
>>569015067Ive never even PLAYED lord of verminion I forgot about it entirely
>>569014515God she's so hot
>>569015142In your dreams, small fry.
>>569015110You can deny the schizo stuff as much as you wish, but you definitely do spam.
>>569013436You are pressing buttons when the buff icon glows so where the fuck are you getting this superiority complex?
>>569015110its be angry at ebins hour, pay them no mind
>>569015156im not actually upset about the ban but why is it only in lord of verminion? i wish se implemented these measures throughout the game instead of a minigame mode they dont even support anymore i wish it was supproted in a way because it would be funny to see people get flagged by the system but why just lord of verminion
>>569014693Outed yourself as an unc
>>569015167Some threads I post more some I post less >>569015218Yeah you right
>>569014515Need her and my femra to tagteam a hung shota
>>569015180>Align and save all my meter and buffs for the 2 min vs push one of my 3 buttons when glow :)
>>569014985Yes but now when those breaks happen its not fucking your entire classes buff timings. Its even worse if its a class with a smaller 60CD window. Where if that gets delayed by 5-10 seconds or whatever it can throw off your entire 120 second cycle cause now the buffs are out of sync.
lol
>>569014896With each passing day, my desire to have children and grandchildren and grow old alongside this moonie increases.
I just came on your post. What are you going to do about it?
>>569015067Cheat how? Wintrading? Or you mean like actually cheating as in unfair advantage?
>>569015279>>Align and save all my meter and buffs for the 2 minyeah, that's a feat when everything aligns every 1 or 2 minutes
>>569015347My femlala is glad someone liked her...
>>569015261You're an annoying cunt.
>>569015356i was using a trial account to queue against me and wintrade in lord of verminion ranked for the title because i wanted to be a moonc@ princess and se stopped in after 7 matches and killed the dream for me
>>569015347Use it as lube make it sound like pasta down there
>>569015223It's possible the game is still popular over on the JP side and something happened to warrant the measures there.
>>569015363I mean it's over your head to save abilities and charges for the 2 min I get it. Double awakening on VPR is a very complex concept for you.
>>569015425maybe try winning 4 and losing 2 in a pattern rather than only winning
>>569014819i hope lil nigga comes with us in endcold
hi guuiiise i awokened ;p>replies to myself 1-2 times to gas upnyooo don't say that about me >/<>replies to myself again with a cringe horny postmy moonies would never.......;)
>>569015339Holy meowly.. you'd give her the good end?>>569015387That's unfortunate for you to think that way
I take nude photos of my femlala but only I can see them
>>569015463>non sequituryawngood night
>>569015481i am too afraid to try that after the first time>>569015454i forget jp exists and maybe thats the case
>>569015279>vs push one of my 3 buttons when glow :)correction>vs Align and save all my meter and buffs for the pot window
I am a femlala who takes nude gposes but only people who ERP with me can see them...
>>569015506I just be replying, sometimes I get them sometimes I don't
