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I prefer Narita Brian
Digitan LOVE
>>569012696
this woman owes me sex>but she needs the 7 greensI don't care
Why does everyone hate me when I'm the only person here actually trying to give advice to others?
>>569012806that's probably true
>>569012696unc thread
>he trained Mayano
>569012871you are trying too hard nowcoming out as desperate :)
Why does everyone here love me when I'm actively giving out bad advice?
>>569012871Not sure, but it's annoying seeing good anons get harassed for no reason.Keep your head up and [-] and it'll be fine
My Special Week career is going very badly.
>>569012978round
Nice post timer bro
>>569013008remember to select every option where spechan has fun eating
>>569012978Those things are cute, but I feel that they are not quite cute enough for me to want to actually own one.
My filter already hide 10 posts here
559199465591994655919946Gemini test room pls join
>>569012978That's a weird oguri
>>569013082I certainly do. She is a growing girl and she needs her fuel.
>the only throne CM is fucking sprint
WHERE IS THE SWEEPYPOCALYPSE WHERE IS THE SWEEPYGEDDON WHERE IS THE SWEEPY PURGE WHERE IS THE SWEEPY HOLOCAUST WHERE IS THE SWEEPY DOOMSDAY WHERE IS IT WHERE IS IT WHERE IS IT
is it happeningthe total sweepy death
>>569013246It will happen during sweeps week
>>569013246Teio bouncing on my lap
>>569012978falcoposters give good information THOUGH
>>569013224You still have to borrow Topro for FCM during sprint CM. So if you didn't roll for her good luck borrowing Throne.
>if lose, win669843356698433566984335round 2
>>569013246next warning will be the real one! seriously!!!
>>569013267>>569013246remembernothing ever happens
dicks
>>569013428>if losing, winFlower even proc'd a gold speed and a white speed at the same time
have mercy on my wallet...
Daiwa's concept art spans back to 2016. Let that sink in, she was made a decade ago.
>>569013371>just roll and MLB a single card for a single CM that is a sprint (rngcasino)This isn't a really well thought out bait
>>569013428
>>569013517>10 years oldAlready this sexy? Damn I'll become a criminal
>>569013428Shame I lost. I'll probably win CM anyway.
>>569013267>1.21.1fake news
>>569013548ohnononono.... Meiya bros... not like this...
>Have to hold onto this hag for another 5 years>Will also have to MLB Light Hellonyo...
>>569013428892069458920694589206945last round
>>569013570
so it really is V shitposting here>>569013548He even edited the screenshot to not show the orange bg
>>569013630what do you mean have toI keep one card not maxed out with dupes (my wit Shakur) so that I don't have to set the filter every time I pull
>>569013612>0 speed eater procswhat can you do
>>569013246Never. Sweep on the 4th.But total clanker death VERY soon.
you hebephiles will be using ruby threads more than top cun threads once she drops. mark my words
>>569013640ggs thanks for comingI have to fix my end closers
1h for semen retention tallying use your RP now
why is throne a scam btw?
>>569013754Umama and V in the same lobby... Cute
>>569013754Thank you for hosting and posting results
>>569013573Then you wonder why no one likes you
My stew called for a large onion so I put in a large onion worth of onion and now it's mostly onion
>>569013771garbage skillsmid stats
>she's just moaning the song>listening on repeat for the last 5 mins
>>569013760tnx for the reminder bwochacho.here, have a ningen*
>>569013813That's just in your head though? I have people who like me itt. Post your aces.
>>569013813
post something sleepy
Reminder to Buena you only get 1%
>>569013771mandatory* but only for one CM ever
>>569013771>only good in MANT>there is only 1 CM before the next scenario >It's a sprint CMIt's a waste of carats to go for it basically
>>569013873gadashin gadashin gadashin *gasp*
>>569013754guess I'm running triple frontthanks for hosting
My filter grows
>>569013813Why is the thread already so salty so early in the day
>>569013789KEK so the Eishin faggot spammer is the muvluv fag. Figures.
>>569013937bwo you will be remaking your aces for cancer with throne
>>569013754Thanks for hosting. You're not obliged to post results btw.
>>569013990... early?
>mile spark activatesT-Thanks
Uma&Co Discord raid
If you run triple fronts you're my enemy and I'll kill you (in CM)
>>569013937I heard there's one CM in GM where you want to use Throne because Ancestors isn't available yet
>>569013990this one is actually a LOT nicer than the end of the previous one, believe it or not
>>569013873I don't know why I like Teio's and Bakushin's way more than GoldshipI like Golshi more than the other two so it's weird
Tracen Cheer on Pacers anyone? No...?
>>569014041triple front is not even that good
Stay mad that I join rooms and help people Meiya.
>>569014025Yessir>>569014062Yesterday was a lot better
>>569013993I didn't remake my Aries aces for Taurus and I'm sure not remaking them for Cancer
>>569014085if your pace is 7th in the race, she was going to job anyway
>>569014089Taishin is the potential uma but triple front is the potential comp
>>569014089It's not about it being meta it's about morals.
>>569014041a triple front team just got raped in a lobby nigga by the infamous V no less
>using multiple devices
>>569014085That's like putting Pump on front runners bro
NTR skinwalker here
>>569014062It's comfy hoursbut it's kinda a low bar for comfy hours right now
>>569014148Care to reply to the posts you're accusing me of?>>569014176Don't know why he's so obsessed. I guess it's because I actually play the game
>you should spend 30000+ carats on a card so you can win 2,500 carats + tickets worth 1500 caratsDoes not sound very smart to me tbqh
[-]
hit the button
There's literally nothing wrong with Triple Fronts
>>569014176
thread full of uggos I'm leaving
>>569014123Taishin potential is unlocked for gemini. Easily rapes fronts
These are hours when ntrfag goes offline though. It's about 1.5 hours overdue so the Vs here are skinwalkers
>>569013982
>>569014250not even the gaslighters are trying to convince you to pull it, bwo, what are you on about
>>569014294He literally just joined a room.
>SMaru, VBobo, and KSB enter the lobby>mfw
>>569014278I'm here now
>announcing filtersreddit behavior
>>569014261I get statchecked and run down by endniggers and I don't like that
>50 images>11 of them are NTR
>>569014278come backor stay away? i hope not
>>569014332*rapes you*
>>569014250I hope you enjoy your glorified VN
>>569014303>>569014378
>>569014332This but I'm using Falco
>>569014345come back to bed
>>569014419As opposed to a glorified slot machine...
>gives you BOFA
>>569014491BOFA DEEZ NUTS!amirite?WEI! WEI!
>>569014491does anyone here even use her card
>>569014278No no, don't leave yet please
>>569014491thanks jordan
>>569014176it's just the schizo pretending to be V, you can easily tell by how he goes about the "I'm helpful teehee" narrative the skinwalker and V are in the thread but you can tell them apartalso meiya is here and he is seething hard given he asking others to report with him lol
More Sundayman inbreeding will solve all of Japan's problems. They can even win the Arc this way.
>>569014527uh I did for the long cm at the start of mant yeah
>>569014527I used her for Pisces
>>569014541>buzzword buzzword buzzword buzzword buzzword headcanon buzzword headcanon
>>569014541no that's was me
>>569014176I can't be a skinwalker! I'm not Topro, but! I will make Topro's image great again! Although, I cannot do it every single day. Janny might get mad if I do it too much.
>>569014541I mean this already proves it >>569013548. Don't see any reports though
>>569014527....
>>569014527i used her before i uncapped stinko with gems
>>569014534
>>569014527It's a great card for f2ps if you can tank the rb
so how many people in this thread aren't schizois it just me
Lobbies?
>>569014534how many times do you need to comfort her after jobbing to gentildonna for her to give you umapyoi?
>>569014541Umama defending his bf... the fics are writing themselves
>>569014527I need her for my Kita-chan
>>569014629I just finished training my Special Week. She got a rating of 15,800
>>569014629Or maybe we are the schizo all along...
>>569014656I only have 1 prototype for CM15...
>>569014629yea I'm the schizo schizo and I'm also (you)
>V>Umama>ILoveMeiyaThe holy trinity of mental illness
>>569014629I murdered the voices in my head last year, the shrink was useless
I am Rogal Dorn
>>569014629it's been years, but why did 4chinx remove the poster count per thread anyway?
How is urmama mental illness? joining too many lobibes?
>>569014541Don't respond to him. It's okay, I know you're trying to be helpful
I'm not an unc.
>>569014681I need to lick Kita's pits
Made some fried rice. Mmmm jealous?
>>569014796Defending his lover avatarfag
>>569014881>riceew
>>569014881I made spam fried rice yesterday though
>>569014881Hmm that makes me hungry, I will cook an omelette
>>569014904
>>569014881Pics? I'm getting hungry but only have bread atm
>>569014881nah I had my onion stew
>>569014881where da pictures bro
Four people in my club have been away from the game for over a month.
>>569014676She was very active in trying to umapyoi with her trainer during her winter senior year but XinaTore is dumber than CityTore so it amounted to nothing even with Gentil helping her on her planned Christmas date.
Wait, they are seriously dropping throne during the Hoguri + double dom cup?
>>569014998autis/uma/bwo...
>>569014998at least you aren't in uma&co
>>569015018>even with Gentil helping her on her planned Christmas datetruly desperate measures
>>569015019no the only throne cm is sprint (you probably wont even need it since it's a medium card + you cap wit anyway)
>>569015020I am in a casual club that nobody ever talks about.
>>569015019nothing of value was lost. You're either a hog or you're not
this general sure has changed a lotI mostly just come here to make cm test rooms and keiba now but it seems since the hype has died down finally, it just turned into another gacha thread where instead of talking about the game people focus on interpersonal drama and namedropping.
>>569014786Because 4chan removed the IP counter.
>>569015098Okay V.
>>569015098its just schizos like >>569015128
>>569015112if they didn't, there wouldn't be any shadowhunts for thread schizos, no?
>>569014951>>569014969Tastes better than it looks... One day I'll have a stove I can use a wok on.
>>569015098>peopleThe ones who do that aren't people, they are demihuman beastmen who lack full consciousness and should be thought of as meatbots
>>569015143that's not a schizo though
>>569014541It's probably not the schizo or a different one but I'd rather take a cringe "im helpful and the good one tehe" larping faggot than a faggot that actively poke the beehive and make the thread unusable. At most the former just get ignored and stops there
>>569014786Because it interferes with intentional thread-ruining plants.See: this thread.
>>569015143I mean, that still counts right? there are schizos in the general instead of talking about the game, uma, rooms and keiba
>>569015221nothing stopping you from posting a room code
>>569015221/uma/ lost when they let the schizos and dramaposters take over.
sweeper will be more valuable than ever when we hit GLtreat your sweeper(s) well
>>569015098I'm also a room and keiba enjoyer but I also have fun talking with anons about the game or unrelated harmless stuff like >>569015176's rice that looks yummy.I have been using 4chan for almost 20 years so I'm good at filtering the retards and barely see their posts before they get [-]'d if they somehow bypass my filters.
>>569015221Ignore them. We do all of those things and it's fine.
>>569015176brown ass looking rice, but it doesn't look bad.
>>569015065anon...
>>569015248yeah
>>569014534>>569015018sex now
>>569015294Thanks bro!>>569015313I think I put too much onions sauce in...
desu I just shitpost both sides hoping the schizo will take the bait and it keeps me entertained for awhileof course this goes nowhere and there is no end to it so I get bored eventually
>>569015389maybe learn how to make rice from uncle roger gwo...
>>569015321>remaking a medium S ace mid CM only to get gold medium cornersare you a retarded
>>569015248lel
>>569015248>no mention of anti-stego anti-ntr or anti-jp retardednessOther than that pretty funny
>>569015294I'm fine with food posting as long as it's not some highschool tier drama where it's about posters./uma/ before global was really comfy, but after global released the influx of brown people has become noticeable
You can just ignore things
>>569013783>Ma-chan in the same lobby as V>he doesn't know Ma-chans CM14 team to know this isn't trueFake Ma-chan fan
>>569015538believe it or not, it was still really comfy after global dropped for a good month or so with ridiculous ppm speed. We were hitting 1k+ threads pretty regularly and even went to 1.2k or something. Then there were the occasional scatposting but shit went downhill hard after MANT
>>569015609Umama and V are literally in kahoots on discord
>>569015609Yes police, this is the guy. The gayest poster in /uma/Let the Chiyofag go this is the guy.
>>569015575They don't know of the greatest hack to keep your sanity on this godforsaken site
>>569015619I still blame the fall of /v/ma for the influx of disease.
>>569015690i dont get it what it does just hides that one post?
>>569015248Saved.
>>569015619He's probably a JP tourist and thinks global is le bad but can't help but posting here compared to his dead thread
>>569015690how doth one do this
I wonder if we'll see any Shakur propaganda this month.
>>569015619I mean, I believe it because I was there. I was posting off cooldown telling people if their reroll was good or notThere was such a huge amount of liars there too trying to fuck people over with bad advice. I also made some useful charts people post sometimes but I lost motivation to keep it updated and improve them.I kinda hope that they announce something big for the 1.5 Anni to give the game a bit of a resurgence. I'm so tired of long MANT runs so some QOL would be nice.
>>569015740Coincidentally the NTR avatarfagging increased, looks like he actually was a tourist from there
>>569015542Rice has a big butt wtf
>>569015828The best MANT QOL drops next month, MANT ends.
>>569015807it's difficult to make propaganda for an uma who does not give a semblance of even being close to being for youshe's mostly for altfags.best they can do is post lewds of her
>>569015807shakur is actually unexpectedly popular... among females
>>569015873Prprpr Rice butt.
>>569015864He has been here since global releaseEven before you even showed up around these partsThanks for outing yourself as a newfag schizo
bwos I just took a bath after like 3 months cause I've been seeing dead skins or dark spots on my skin. While taking a bath just scrubbing myself with my bare hands were enough to remove all the dead skins, they were all so dark and so much that I'm filled with them then rinsing myself the water so black and dirtyTaking a bath felt refreshing, I'm clean again and ready for more MANT runs
>>569015986No proof btw
>>569015913I'd love spark reroll because you will still want to use MANT to farm parents until they remove affinity from G2/G3 races. I don't remember when that happened
>>569015807The only propaganda related to Shakur is the DOTO IS EVIL propaganda.
>can see my 45 degree graph start wavering ever since I started glueing runs Don't look at me...
I don't want to wait another 3 days for Sweep. Let me pull her NOW
>>569016038the archive is over there, you can check yourself
I was promised sex with Kitaposter.
>>569016042despite what people want to believe autoplay is still years away, but I'd love a relatively minor thing like accelerating the affinity changes
>>569016047it's about to get new material with the new scenario since doto is 100% going to poison her again
>>569016094I did and he hasn't post any NTR during URA, stop lying
>>569015873Of course she does, she's a fatass.
>>569015807I'm rolling for Shakur cause I like her. She's a fun character also I like Fine Motion and I need them both to be together
>>569016038>Bwo spoonfeed meNewfag kys
>>569016137That's our (my) child kicking inside her tummy.
>>569016034>3 months
>>569016042>>569016107uma is a grindy game with heavy p2w, falloff cant really be recovered until
Just found out that Loves and Real Steel full onee chan (stallion) is studding in my country (Sunday Racing's Langley)Does your country also have JP honses as local sire? Especially those related to Uma? I know Victoire Pisa is in Turkey and Seeking The Pearl's son, Seeking The Dia is in Chile.
>>569016162V please
>>569016137Those are my swimmers in there.
>>569015248The best thing to come out of /uma/ for a while, good jobMaybe this general isn't beyond saving after all
>>569016107We will get auto career for URA with Grand Live because that's how it started for JP too from what I remember
>>569016034i saw a nigga that died after this because the bacteria on his filth had formed a new ecosystem and he wiped it off by bathing
I'm glad I live in the same timeline as the one where a fellow weirdo keeps getting skebs of obese umas.
>>569016215>Stud bookWhere did you get my biography?
>>569016034we got a time traveler from medieval England here
>>569015986>He>pretending you are someone else
>>569016261link?
>>569015248why did you hang the cryer.....
>>569016034Dude when I go two days without showering during Winter I already feel icky, how the fuck did you last 3 months
>>569016137Don't say that...
>>569016332idk look up world dirtiest man dies after a bath something like thatto be fair he hadnt bathed in like 20 years
>>569016367its fake
>>569016367it's a fabricated post for your pleasure, hope you enjoyed it
>>569016251I can only find news as early as 2025 that released it starting at Twinkle Legendscan't find anything online saying what's supported and can't be bothered to download the game but nothing is mentioning anything before TL
>>569016414it's impossible not to mention...
BRING ME ORFRAUD
>>569016367I just didn't because it wasn't hot yet. It only started getting hot in my place so it started bothering me. Helps that I don't go out most of the time
>>569016519evil xina. distracting torena so she can win against him in the game
>>569016581nyo
Why so much fat edits lately?
>>569016758because I want to have sex with fat umas
>>569016758They're just bulking bruh
just a way any day now gold shi bros...
30 minutes800k cutoff during sprint CM I guess
>>569016758This FAT uma
>>569016758T-There were others?? Mind posting them so I jerk off I mean joke about them hahaha
>>569016984do we get to 25k class 6 players before MANT ends
>>569016180>>569016227my child
So you're more likely to marry buena vista than win da dahby
>>569014589Just in the small chance you're not V or the schizo. What even are you thoughts about this whole faggotry?
>>569016984I have a few bad S rank umas I should remake anyway
I'm sorry bwos I don't check this place every day anymore so I can't offer spicy commentary about W and schizos and whateveri hope you all understand
>>569017314I forgive you if you keep posting fat umas
I have not struggled to keep class 6 for all of mant. I just remade my teams and everyone is S+ or SS and I snag an 850k score every week. I guess people just really didn't and still don't understand bantblazer.
>>569017365I do but I just cba to try harderI have like 3 more umas I can replace in my TT team
>>569017365I'm just very busy with work and very unlucky with ace runs that I have no time to remake my TT teams
>>569017365I don't understand it... I can never get SS unless it's a literal perfect run...
>>569015424I'm not gonna remake anything.It's more that the people who either wait/remake get like an extra 300 SP (free gold) from race bonus + training and 282-400 extra stats, plus all the extra from rainbow trainings.I don't think there will be many good throne aces, but I already know my finals match will be against the ONE guy who gets a insane highroll.
>>569017547I was struggling through Unity, took a CM off, and never had trouble againI was falling because of the Kitasan power spike that I didn't immediately use and there hasn't been a mid-scenario power spike like her in MANT so guess it hasn't been an issue
>>569017365I used to get 850k+ no sweat on the first 2 months of MANT but now I only get 830k at max. I guess the overall players are getting stronger and climbing up so I may need to update soon, hopefully not until GL
>>569017350I wish I had a more organized archive
>>569017615lol that retard anon says its just gold corners when its a shitload of other stats
>>569017365I'm the contrary. Can easily maintain Class 6 in Aoharu yet in MANT I'm yoyoing between class 5-6 every single week.
This important image depicts Matikanetannhauser as a maid.
>>569017365didn't give a shit about being Class 4 during URA, only got to 5 in Unity, and now I flip flop between 5 and 6. i still want to break free from my jobber self
>>569017365mantshit is not worth 15 hours of my time in dedicated tt runs
