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APC Edition
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>>568899169

>WHAT IS HELLDIVERS 2?
HELLDIVERS 2 is a 2024 crossplay, co-op, squad-based, PvE 3rd person shooter for PC, PS5 and XBox Series X/S where players fight against hordes of alien insects, robots and squids to Spread Democracy™. Players wage war on contested planets, each with a different biome, completing as many objectives as possible in a procedurally generated level while constrained by a time limit. With enough successful missions, a planet can be defended or liberated, and the player base must combine their efforts as much as possible to Liberate™ the galaxy.
https://store.steampowered.com/app/553850/HELLDIVERS_2/
https://www.playstation.com/en-us/games/helldivers-2/
https://www.xbox.com/en-us/games/store/helldivers-2/9mx9wn9dfpgt

>WHAT ABOUT THE FIRST HELLDIVERS GAME?
Released in 2015 for PC, PS3/4 and PS Vita, the original HELLDIVERS is a shared screen top-down shooter in the same setting. Its mechanics were based primarily on Arrowhead's first game, Magicka.
https://store.steampowered.com/app/394510/HELLDIVERS_Dive_Harder_Edition/
https://www.playstation.com/en-us/games/helldivers/

>LOBBY HOSTING
https://files.catbox.moe/83ixkr.png
>MODDING
https://files.catbox.moe/c81ogo.png

>INFORMATION RESOURCES
https://helldivers.wiki.gg/
https://helldiverscompanion.com/
https://democracy-hub.net
https://helldive.live

>MAJOR NEWS
Apr 28 Summer Forest Biome https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ro0Mmov8Jag
May 06 Oasis Biome https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T2UKVco45VE
May 21 Upscaling Support https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/553850/view/666114279352566049
May 21 Warhammer 40k Legendary Warbond Announcement https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xRQi00kCST8

>LATEST PATCHES
May 29: https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/553850/view/707773210124354385
Apr 14: (PS5 Low Energy Mode and XBox fixes)
Apr 28: https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/553850/view/541136853162525650
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DEATH TO SWEDEEN
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Locking all new weapons, grenades and armor sets behind a paywall is fine
Taking the third armor set, associated cosmetics and the final gun/throwable from the warbond and selling them in the cash shop is fine
Locking the vast majority of new stratagems behind a paywall is fine
Locking new vehicles behind a paywall is fine
>YOU ARE HERE
Locking advanced weapon customization behind a paywall is fine
Locking new shipmodules behind a paywall is fine
Locking vehicle customization behind a paywall is fine
Locking new biomes and enemies behind timed paid tickets is fine
Locking bugfixes behind a paywall is fine
Charging 15 bucks a month as a subscription for being allowed to play the game is fine
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SOON™
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>>569044640
fake and gay
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You have to bang one of the main bot units, who are you fucking? No cyborgs or coomer fan versions of bots allowed either.
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>>569044342
OP here, I forgot to remove the "APC Edition", sorry for being retarded
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For the interested in contributing, or just viewing, the /hdg/ stat table is still here, with averages, best and worst values, as well as a few fun graphs to gawk at.
Do (you) fare better or worse than the average /hdg/er?
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>>569044904
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>>569044904
Didn't even notice until you said it. Now I'm forced to call you a retard
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>>569044867
Your voteless mom
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>>569044867
What is with you retards constantly thinking about sex? It's a game about killing genocidal enemies, get it together for fucks sake.
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>>569044640
real and straight
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>>569044995
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/e/2PACX-1vTwju_lxQaqwWxhz539ZItDScQQJ12vLSl1WowbS9sIJ1-pXk1gBOs0bIO7LUuSGq6O0mzAK6AeMfik/pubhtml
Forgot the link for it like a mong
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>>569045135
There's not much else for them to think about, incels are hopeless creature
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How will the bottrannies lose this MO? My guess is splitting across defense and then splitting across cities. Bottrannies tend to do silly things like that.
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>>569044995
i guess
t.CLONE2
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>>569044867
can i put a wig on it? just the basic bot
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>>569044640
I would actually retch if it was Cacadians and Reddit Korps.
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>>569044640
This almost looks convincing cause of the lazy recolored vehicle skins
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>>569045494
you are the superior one, i kneel
t.CLONE1
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>>569044995
>Do (you) fare better or worse than the average /hdg/er?
I'm faring much better off than I thought I would, despite being called a newfag.
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I AM GOING TO FUCK THIS BUG
AND THERE IS NOTHING YOU CAN DO
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>>569046049
Make sure to keep a pump nearby while you do it, fuel stockpiles are running low
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>>569045135
If HD2 had some idle eye candy on the ship decks then there would be less freaks over compensating the lack of traditional sex appeal with their silly fetish shit. It would give them the ick. My current mod list makes the crew look "pretty" without giant tits and ass. I am content. I never get why you would make your waifu a player model, SEAF, or enemy if every single one is going to die suddenly and brutally.
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helldiving
d10
bots
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>>569046732
tittymilk > tittyoil
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>>569047128
2010 called, they want their meme back
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>>569046049
>>569046732
Why are you guys like this?
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>>569047606
big boob exotic humanoids make my peeny hard, anon

ever since pornhub wiped out the amateur section I just never went back to real women porn, I'm somewhat afraid I'm no longer attracted to irl women
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>>569046049
>>569046732
go back and spam this on r/helldivers where it belongs and is accepted
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>>569047506
2/4
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Oh man what a surprise, we get a defense MO right when eagle storm ends, now talk about a coincidence!
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>>569047506
3/4
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>progression is never getting updated because AH has to get us free rewards and free rewards means more work for them
>The Galactic war will never be updated to be faster and more in depth because Joel and Ujeet would need to keep a constant eye on the map and throw out attacks to keep up which means more work for them
>There will never be a global chat because the swedes would need to moderate it which means more work for them
>They will never playtest their shitty updates because that means more work for them
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>>569044995
>>569044995
>singlehandedly skewing the botfag to K/D ratio
>only talent being incredible shitter
>pic related
botism is a spectrum
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>"cyborgs have launched a coordinated offensive"
>Look at map
>Both attacks have no cyborgs
Gay
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>>569048787
don't be so hard on yourself, COGFUCKER.
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>>569048004
I have the same thing, but with mermaids.
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>>569049310
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the sterilizer would be so much better if it were a primary
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>>569049117
only level 99, still have time to turn it around.
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warbond trailer tommorow right we are not having 2 months of zero(0) fucking content right
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>>569051452
Warbond will be released on the last day of June (delayed to July due to [Insert issue here])
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So how botdivers will outmaneuver Joelfaggotry this time? Or will they put some 4-5% resistance on planets to spite you?
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>>569051452
>>569051658
doomsaying faggotry aside the normal 42 schedule puts the warbond as releasing june 9th with a trailer tomorrow on the 2nd. however the since the next warbond seems to be FRV themed and the backlash to the mech warbond was pretty bad they might delay and swap it with the next-next warbond so they're not releasing two vehicle warbonds back to back
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>>569051926
this is a forced loss MO because we have too much ground on the bot front and came too close to clearing out 2 sectors
>baby attacks to make us feel like we're doing good
>inevitable bug "strategic opportunity"
>it will give no tangible benefits
>REAL attacks on choepessa and varylia to force play on the magma worlds (probably 60% requirement defenses)
>fail those
>attack magma planet while bug SO is still ongoing
>fail 1 of the 2 magma world defenses
>fail the MO
udit hasn't been able to izzat farm lately so you know he's gonna be uppity with the bots
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>>569050160
They have to change gas to be equivalent to acid rain. Let fire impart the confuse status and gas reduce armor. The sterilizer has no place otherwise.
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how do you guys still give a fuck about the MO
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>>569053226
>talking about the bullshit AH pulls with MOs means you give a fuck
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>>569044995
Better than the average pcfag as a consolefag, feels good
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>>569052107
since when do they give a fuck about reddit yapping
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>>569054087
since the 60 day patches
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>warstrider spam invalidates trench combat on bots
>slow effect on gas invalidates gas/melee combat on bugs
>stingrays and leviathans always knowing where you are makes stealth on squids less viable
What other styles of play are just waiting to be ruined?
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>>569052107
mechs are fun but the FRV is hot garbage so what are they gonna do to buff it? just make it not handle like absolute ass?
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>>569050160
i would sterelize all the troons here instead
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>>569052107
>they might delay and swap it with the next-next warbond so they're not releasing two vehicle warbonds back to back
lol they don't give a fuck
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>>569054087
they don't care about the yapping but they do care about the chinese reviewbombing the yapping generates
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>>569054341
>just make it not handle like absolute ass?
That and remove the recoil on the gun.
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>>569054230
im here since almost launch days, the 60 day patch was the og monkey paw patch.
>remove the cancer canon from hulk
>half your orbitals cant kill it anymore
only nu frens fellate them for this mess
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>>569055135
I wish I could find a clip of that cannon hulk, I was there but I don't remember it that well.
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dead thread theory
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>>569051452
you're right we're having 6 months of zero (0) content because of swedish summer vacations
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>>569055395
It was pretty much the bunker turret with the same fire rate and ragdoll and instakill abilities
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sexbond tomorrow
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>>569056364
wrong general but I'll allow it
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>>569056364
Yeah this is very relevant to HDG.
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>>569056446
>>569056473
Damnit, I gotta stop having 10 billion tabs open at the same time
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>>569056423
source?
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>>569055496
dead 4chan theory
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How convenient that a defense spam MO occurs after the DSS has spent it's eagle storm and everything else is on cooldown.
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>>569057054
>>>/lqbt/ is more active than ever wdym??
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How much bullshit will joel and udit fling at this MO? I'm thinking distraction side orders, incel brigade, cyborgs, simultaneous high level attacks, and slowing DSS charge rates.
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>>569057591
All it takes is a well timed bug SO. Something like "liberate phact bay" and it'll be all over
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Borderline Justice or Urban Legends and why?
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>>569058212
urban for shitter cope armor passive if you don't have the chink armor and the crutch chair
borderline justice for a fun gat a best in slot non ultimatum secondary
matter of preference
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I FUCKING LOVE LAVA MAPS
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>>569058630
I FUCKING LOVE LAVA LAMPS
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I LOVE FUCKING LAVA LAMPS
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Lava lobby dooku
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kill yourself furnigger
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nobody give (You)s to the obvious furry bait
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Monthly reminder.
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>>569054754
they already sterilize themselves anon
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>>569054754
give it time, troons are a problem that solves itself given time
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Reminder that the sterilizer is still untouched and complete dogshit.
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>>569059549
>deleted
lol
lmao even
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>569046049
>569046732
>569047506
missed a spot janny
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Why are you still playing this dogshit game and not other four-dudes-shoot-shit games?
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>>569062118
im just shitposting until the next goybond drops
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>>569062118
other 4DSS games suck balls even more than the dogshit at home
>gay dwarves
>warhammer slop
>13 years old swedish slop running on a racing game engine
>killing floor 3
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>>569062118
>still playing
nope, just shitpost while playing better games
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>>569044995
damn i suck ass but at least i have the cool tiger stripe cape
>t. FAUXNEWFAG
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>>569062524
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>>569062118
im kinda bored after sinking 2k hours into left 4 dead 2 and the others are unappealing to me personally
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>>569060671
>ABRL
>AB is supposed to be Air Burst
>95% of projectiles fall to the ground.
Ridiculous. Shoot that thing dead center into a shrieker swarm and it usually only kills 2 or 3.
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>>569062524
is that gamma?
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>>569064240
Just anomaly
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What's the secret to avoiding war strider grenade damage? Sometimes I take 1 damage, sometimes it instakills.
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>>569065115
lay down
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>>569062524
Tarkov isn't a better game
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>>569065284
dude read file name
>the raped
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What's the over/under on the prediction markets for this MO failing?
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>>569065978
>medal rewards
who gives a shit
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>>569066021
>MO
Ftfy
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>you vill play ze MO
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>>569044342
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>>569062118
the gunplay is actually real good
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post some webms
im bored
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>>569067360
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so, are the 110mm rockets good yet?
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>>569062118
>I'm waiting on skitarii
>sm2 is boring after beating the missions once, they take too long to complete and you can't stack classes
>rogue core needs more work before I put more time into it
>already played drg to death
>none of my friends want to buy or play edf, on top of it being mostly dead in the west (there's 10 lobbies in the newest game with only one of them being on inferno)
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>>569068109
____NO____
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>>569067360
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>>569068326
best robbari
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>>569068161
>rogue core needs more work before I put more time into it
is it any good currently? the first alpha was absolute dogshit.
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>>569065405
What he said isnt false
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>>569068736
can't compare to the alphas as I didn't get invited
there's fun to be had, especially in a premade group but definitely not for $30
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>>569069428
yeah def not worth it. drg was pretty shit too until they got the majority of the overclocks, i actually bought it during ea and dropped it like 20h in.
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>>569062118
Do you have any suggestions?
Preferably something that doesn't have any leveling or unlock bullshit, I'm tired of grinding stuff.
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>>569068736
the recipe is there but the game is severely undercooked, makes me wonder what the hell they were doing all this time since it looks and plays just like drg
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>>569069737
IS THAT LE HECKIN DEEP THROAT GALACTIC?!?! COCK AND BALLS, BRO!
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>>569070090
did the hrt hit extra hard today tranny?
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>>569070090
nobody above the age of 13 posts like this
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>>569070184
It sure did, sis! Im rearing to play some deep throat galactic! Cock and Balls!
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>>569044995

My name Doofy
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I predict this week long bot filler MO will be followed by a week long bug filler MO, before we finally return to the squid where the story moves along 1 more step with an MO that has us retrieve the target amount of Illuminate samples from the storm affected planets, followed by another MO cycle while scientists follow investigate the samples, followed by a defence MO of defending the squid front planets to protect the scientists, followed by another MO to gather samples and E710 on the bug front to prepare for an expedition into the warp storm, before we get additional content.
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>>569070747
added to the list
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I'm choosing to play the sims over this
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>>569070090
>DEEP THROAT GALACTIC
kek
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>>569044342
I thought they were thick-skinned?
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>>569071243
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>>569072657
she's thick boned
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>>569071243
Is that a FUCKING VAMPIRE!?
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>>569072927
what, you don't like Serena you homo?
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>>569073060
No, I don't like the writers' favorite deviant art pet.
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>>569073494
>He thinks about a man when he looks at Serana
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>>569073494
bro's moralfagging while playing skyrim
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diving on bots again
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>>569072927
Not a big fan of the farm tools
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QgOCaqgzpmM
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>>569073906
2/4
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>>569073906
3/4
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>>569074171
>dungmer
lmao keep whining about the evil stormcloaks oppressing you nigger elf
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>>569073906
FULL!
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>>569074171
Do you say n'wah with the soft or hard n?
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>>569074171
I have to appreciate a race that is so impeccably, relentlessly and consistently racist; The dunmer hate anyone and anything that isn't them, and often that even includes other dunmer. That racism doesn't come easy. It requires dedication.
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The Slugger should be Heavy Pen.
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D10 BOTS

steam://joinlobby/553850/109775242635446313/76561197996887115
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>>569075497
2/4

Waiting for you to drop.
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>>569073060
>>569073494
You know what really grinds my fucking gears about her DLC is that the whole point was that it starts you off with you joining a guild of vampire hunters and your first assignment is to go to this cave and kill all the vampires inside, and when you reach the end after killing all the ones in your way up to that point and open the sarcophagus what pops out? Another fucking vampire and what do you do? Nothing in fact you do whatever she says for no reason and help her find her way back to her vampire lord father in their vampire castle full of vampires. Theres literally no reason my vampire hunter character wouldn't just kill her on sight like he does every other vampire he's met but the game doesn't even give you the choice to. Not that she isn't one of the most fleshed out and likable NPCs but thats not saying much its moreso the fact that for a roleplaying game theres just no actual choices involved just "yes" and "yes but sarcastically" even when these choices make no sense logically for you to do.

Even worse she's carrying an elderscroll visibly on her back and you can even comment on it and she's like "Yeah its mine tho you can't have it" like bitch why the fuck would I let you keep it especially when you're bringing it to your clearly evil father but I just fucking do it like what the fuck. Worst written quest in the game and thats saying a lot.
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>>569076049
3/4. Almost there.
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>>569076349
Because she's pretty. I don't kill pretty girls.
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>>569044640
Light pen bolter status?
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>>569076516
Nigga turn off your mods.
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/hdg/ - elder scrolls general?
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>>569075497
Still waiting for a fourth Diver. Stop talking about Satan's fuckmeat and help us kill bots.
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>>569077357
I've already killed bots today.
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>>569077475
Kill some more with a different loadout then.
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>>569076745
>dickle
>any dps
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>>569076349
That's because Skyrim is the dryest mid-est 6/10 game ever made, that somehow still receives glaze. Meh story, meh combat, meh roleplaying.
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>>569077604
My EU ping could be a problem though.
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>>569077017
I'd take Todd Howard over that fat lazy fuck Pileofshit
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>>569077676
If it's a problem you can disconnect. Just join us Anon.
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>>569077656
trvklear missile.
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What could possibly be in a warhammer warbond that fits into the helldiver style and also be useful ingame?
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>>569075497
4/4 WE DIVE
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>>569078038
My biggest hope is for a primary true sniper rifle, not glorified dmrs, and no plas accelerator doesn't count it's too shit, or a laser dmr sounds ok.
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>>569078038
just a melta gun desu, its only thing they could give us that would be unique for a change unless some hammer fans could correct me
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Botniggers are fumbling varylia by not focusing the city. I will await the baseless claims of rigging when they lose.
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>>569079053
Nobody asked, bugchaser
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>9 melee weapons
>maybe 2 of them are even usable, let alone good
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>>569079513
and those two are?
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>>569079552
Hammer, stun lance.
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>>569079552
stun lance and hammer
shovel might be okay utility if we got the anti personnel barbed wire eventually
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The sabre is great at blendering voteless and hunters.
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>>569077656
it's the combo of:
>le epic nord theme
>best elder scrolls game visually
>fandom with low expectations and equally low taste
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noooo why are you so well versed in the viability of melee weapons my engagement baaaait
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>>569078038
>add 40k weapons
>they're all tau themed
>self aiming plasma rifles
>plasma drones
>etc.
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melee weapons are still a meme tho
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>>569078038
Laser sniper (in spiffy red) and some kind of new melee.

Lasrife could come with a less extreme Variable-like alternate fire gimmick where you can tune the gun to shoot full auto, marksmen-like pew-pews and a big pew that requires replacing the battery.
There’s every expectation that we’ll get a new erupter clone variant and have it be called Bother. Probably faster firing with less shrapnel/smaller explosion.
>>569078786
Interesting guns exist but they’re front front and center enoughvto get included over the must haves of a las-gun and bolter.
>>569078503
Genuinely what you ask for doesn’t exist because the distances you are wanting to fight for are not possible in the map sizes/enemy spawn distances that HD is working with.
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>>569078038
people have posted plenty of things, most of them are non-space marine factions
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my money is on them adding autoguns instead of bolters and lasguns
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>>569080261
Sorry chud but daddy GW has declared that lasgun shoots piss yellow bolts just like the sickle and have always done so all this time. New mario mandate just dropped.
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>>569080509
>they're not going to add the most iconic weapons form 40k because.. because otherwise I wouldn't have anything to seethe about!
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>>569080570
>because otherwise I wouldn't have anything to seethe about!
no, because I have low expectations from them. I'm surprised it's not 0 yet
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>>569079750
shovel should be able to close bug holes
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>>569080560
Through unwilling osmosis, what I've gathered is that
>Lasguns originally had inconsistent depictions in source material
>Dawn of War used red lasers, which became the most popular depiction
>GW 20 years later decides to change the lasgun into yellow bolts
Is that the gist of it?
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>>569080889
pretty much
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>>569079750
>>569080745
the hole digging mechanic needs work for the shovel to be useful. Enemies being able to run over holes as though they don't exist makes it pointless
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>>569080889
That plus a fair bit of gaslighting suggesting it has always been this way, plus self-contradiction with how in the same article they say lasguns are easy to aim because lightspeed.
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>>569081118
said gaslighting being "look at the codex artwork see always yellow bolts" when there's not a single codex page that actually shows anything other than muzzle flash, no bolt or beam to be seen. all the while ignoring the 3rd edition codex that described lasguns as firing beams multiple times.
also people trying to downplay it or deflect by focusing on the colour change saying "what does it matter if it's yellow instead of red" when the crux of the issue is the presentation of a bolt vs the presentation of a beam
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>>569077656
Coping Morrowtroon
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>>569080261
>Laser sniper
>primary
I CUM
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>>569081616
imo red beams are cooler, which is all the justification needed to oppose anal changes by GW.
If it was so important to have a consistent depiction of lasguns shooting yellow bolts, then GW should have stepped in over a decade ago.
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>>569082047
>GW should have stepped in over a decade ago.
try over two decades ago. dawn of war 1, which popularized red beams, was released in 2004
but yes red beams are the aesthetically superior choice, there is no arguement
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>>569080261
You'd be surprised at the potential ranges you can engage enemies at if you plan for it. I hoverpack my way up on mountains that can have views of an outpost that's hundred of meters away, but I mostly try to stay within under 200, and at that range I have to use the Railgun to reliably kill stuff. This mostly works if you have a teammate in close proximity to the outpost so all enemies spawn. I think my record for longest distance snipe is 350 ish meters, from about the half point of the map to the edge of the map. Granted, it doesn't sound like a lot of distance, but with the magnification we have available and bullet travel, it's a pretty hard shot.
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>>569077903
>>569080030
Nobody cares about Trannywind
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>>569083148
yes that's what i said
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>>569042648
This general is really bad with throwing around the term "weak spot" and treating it like they're playing Star Fox or some boomer arcade game where the enemy is impervious to damage unless you shoot the flashing neon target for massive damage.

With more realistic damage models, you need to understand the difference between a vital spot and a weak spot. Vital spots are things that would be catastrophic if they were destroyed. These are things like the brain, your heart, ammo bins, and crew compartments, etc. You're just fucked if they manage to get damaged. But these aren't "weak spots". Since they're so critically important, nature and engineers have protected them with the very best defenses that they can. If you want to hurt those vital points then you need to be able to overwhelm the skull, rib cage, the glacis plate of a tank, etc.

Weak points are locations that are less important. We have a finite resource budget for defending the whole body, so less important things aren't as tough. Weak points are easy to damage but that damage isn't going to be very catastrophic because that component isn't very important. This community by a large has clamored for unrealistic arcade style weak points that are simultaneously fragile and vital, which is the opposite of what engineering and evolution produce.
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>>569078038
A bolt pistol sidearm with a deep enough ammo pool and sufficient demo force to pop bug holes would instantly become a bug front favorite
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>>569073906
wait a fucking second lol, i played all three games with ollama still keeping a fucking 8gb model in my vram? damn.
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>>569086112
>ollama
...how do you use it? I tried it for a bit and found it both annoying to use and not as good as I hoped.
also, holy shit, helldivers can RUN with -8gb VRAM?
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>>569085903
the main overlap is joints, especially those on legs. damaging leg joints is typically catastrophic since you lose the ability to move, yet they're harder to armor because they have to be able to move. this is why it's ridiculous that AH were so afraid of a "leg meta"
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>>569078038
>reasonable, non-doomsaying-faggot-retard take:
>lasgun:
pulsed beam laser, light pen, 80 to 100 damage,10% durable damage ratio.
350ish RPM, 60 to 80 round magazine, 6 spares.
no spread, recoil, or drag, standard AR ergonomics, attached bayonet
>bolter:
medium pen, 270 to 330 damage, 66% durable damage ratio
200 RPM, 10 to 12 round magazine, 6 spares
no drag, very high recoil, 30 to 40 ergonomics
>plasma gun:
support weapon. 8 round magazine, 4 spares, mobile reload, 40 to 50 ergonomics, moderate to high recoil, standard plasma 150% drag
two firing modes:
safe mode: 1 second charge up time then auto-fires, heavy pen, 400 damage, standard plasma 50% durable damage ratio
unsafe mode: minimum 1 second charge up time to maximum 4 seconds charge up time, damage ramps from safe level to 700, AP ramps from 4 to 6. fires automatically after 4 seconds dealing extreme damage to the user (weapon does not explode)
Ideally there would be a heat meter in addition to the ammo count that controls when the weapon is safe to fire with Dickle style self damage if fired above certain heat thresholds but I don't know if it's technically feasible to have both systems in place at once
neither mode produces a secondary explosion on hit.
>meltagun
support weapon, AP7, around 1300 DPS, 100% durable damage ratio
flamer style canister that can fire for 5 seconds. 4 spare canisters, mobile reload.
massive drag that halves its damage at 15 meters with a maximum range of 30 meters. 30 to 40 ergonomics, 0.5 second delay before firing
>hellgun (pic related)
support weapons, comes with backpack
pulsed beam laser, heavy pen but same damage and durable damage ratio as lasgun.
700 to 800 RPM, single 300 to 400 round backpack magazine
no spread, recoil, or drag, standard AR ergonomics. no bayonet
(by tabletop rules hellguns deliver the same damage as lasguns but with significantly higher penetration, capable of even ignoring space marine power armour)
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>>569086751
>pic related
>no pic to relate to
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>>569080560
>daddy GW has declared that lasgun shoots piss yellow bolts
GW is wrong about 40k Canon
>but they own...
They're WRONG
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>>569087264
Cope harder
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>>569087183
whoops
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>>569087264
>Xhe says as he posts a picture of a female space marine
Coomer tourist.
Into the trash you go.
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>>569086336
The joints are a weak point but I wouldn't consider them vital. You can survive with a broken leg. You can shoot a gun with a broken leg. By itself having your leg broken isn't as likely to result in your demise as being shot in the heart or the brain. It might degrade your combat effectiveness enough that something else ends up killing you, but the damaged leg by itself won't.

The vox eninge is all sorts of unrealistic. We shouldn't have to destroy it outright via excessive damage to the tracks. Instead we transmit quite a lot of damage to main and the legs are one of the most efficient targets for deleting hp. Also the vox should be immobilized as it's tracks are destroyed, yet instead it gives zero fucks. On another note it is crazy that the cringe cannons have have so much hp. Isn't it outright bile titan territory with 8000 hp each? The cannons should probably be more like 800 hp
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>>569062118
I've done it enough with four dudes, now I just wanna do myself
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>they will make a specific team for one warbond
>but not a QA team
I think i genuinely hate this company
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>>569087649
>female space marine
It's a clearly a tzeentchian imposter.
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>>569086201
i got 12gb vram.
ollama run fredrezones55/Gemma-4-Uncensored-HauhauCS-Aggressive:e4b is the one i use, docker and open webui for a gpt like ui. "don't lie, stay factional, unemotional" works fine for me as system prompt.

docker pull ghcr.io/open-webui/open-webui:latest for the installation

docker run -d -p 3001:8080
-v open-webui:/app/backend/data
ghcr.io/open-webui/open-webui:main

to run the ui.
there is a web search addon, but it roughly doubles the processing time. on my 3060 its between 5-20 sec for replies. it can also process your voice and images, even analyse your pronunciation.
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>there's nothing wrong with yellow lasers
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>>569078038
Backpack Hellgun stratagem. Basically make it an energy based autocannon.
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>>569088538
Its a really strange change. in Darktide, the lasguns use beams. In the recent trailer, theyre still red but shoot bolts
In Mechanicus 2, the laspistol one of your tech priests can use is a red beam.
Im just going to assume there are different types of lasguns that performs differently
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>>569088728
The colors differing would make sense. Swapping from beams to little bullets is dumb
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>>569088621
>Basically make it an energy based autocannon.
>autocannon
hellguns are lasguns with suped up penetration. they'd be backpack stalwarts with AP4
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>>569087950
>The joints are a weak point but I wouldn't consider them vital.
I'd argue they are, at least for some of the bugs. Chargers definitely can't do anything if you blow off one of their legs. Sure it might not kill them instantly but they won't be able to do anything and they'll just bleed out eventually.
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>>569088728
Just GW doing it's usual random retarded retcon
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>>569088997
Please, God, let this happen. It would be so funny to torture Maxicucks.
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>HOW DARE YOU THUMB DOWN MY POSTS??? YOU MUST BE A BOT!!! BTW DID YOU KNOW WE ARE THICK SKINNED????
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>>569080126

Makes sense, the Tau do rule under an authoritarian form of government that claims enlightment and commands everyone to follow the greater good, or else, much like Super Earth
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>>569088997
They're only ap-1 in warhams, so ap3 here.
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>thumbs down reactions are botted
are the steam reviews botted too?
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>>569089626
jesus christ these people are insufferable
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>>569089626
kwab
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>>569089709
OG hellguns were AP3
miss me with that hot-shot lasgun shit
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>>569090034
Sorry bucko but daddy GW has declared that editions before [current edition] never existed, everything must 100% conform to the latest codex.
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>>569089626
go back
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>>569089626
>women in the workforce (1945)
>stepped up to production lines and led scrap drives
>learned skills and contributed to their society
>women in the workforce (2026)
>only leave their home so they can blog at the office
>"work" consists of reading e-mails and farming internet points
where the fuck did we go wrong?
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>>569089626
>I do want to check and make sure its not a bigger thing
Read the fucking room. Your game is broken. Every patch introduces bugs that take weeks to fix. Everyone is afraid of every patch because they dont know if you will nerf shit or not.
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>>569089637
The tau’s stuff isn’t out of place in principle for helldivers to be using in a vacuume but when people imagine the 40k crossover they are thinking about imperium stuff above all else. IOM ‘is’ the ascetic and a sleek spiffy white gun isn’t a part of that theming language.

Some manner of green plated armour to rep generic impguard/Cadian, A krieg cosplay, maybe do Tempestus scion or Elysian armour if they’re feeling inclined to stretch their effects. And ofc the guns that get included are going to be the only-2-3 toys that normie geeks can name offhand (Bolter Melta, and Lasgun.) It’s expecting to much to believe in there being more then that.
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>>569088538
If Super king wanted our lasers to be red, they'd be red!
This is borderline treason!
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>Lumberer, one of the flagship item in the latest warbond still isn't fixed a month later
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talon should be light pen
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weak bait
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senator should be medium pen
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And lose the speedloader, those aren't realistic to our highly accurate milsim.
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>>569092519
Arrowhead would be more inclined to do more bugfixing if the majority of their playerbase didn't cheat in thousands of super credits, there's no financial incentive to do so
>NOOOOOOO YOU MUST FIX THE CONTENT THAT I GOT FOR FREE THROUGH CHEATING!!!!
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liberator penetrator is better than coyote
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>>569092715
light pen talon would get 50 extra damage as a compensation and end up being a better weapon
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Nerf trannies are going crazy after their daily injection of HRT again
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laser cannon is better than half of the primaries and secondaries in this game
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>>569092519
Is this really any surprise? They took 3 months to fix the One-Two bug
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Why is this one anon so insistent on getting (you)s
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Make all ARs med pen and they'll be back into relevance. Buff damage on existing med-penners.
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>>569093754
same reason indians will say anything no matter how stupid the statement is to get izzat
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spawn 20 more vox engines
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>Purifier: Spread [10.00] [10.00]
>Epoch Spread [30.00] [30.00]
>Purifier charges and maintains max charge
>Epoch explodes in barely 2 seconds if you don't release after gaining max charge
What did they mean by this?
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>>569094976
alexus gun
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>>569094976
>purifier max damage: 200 projectile 300 explosive
>purifier max AP: 3
>epoch max damage: 800 projectile 800 explosive
>epoch max AP: 5
gee I wonder why
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>>569089626
can't nuke sweden fast enough
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>>569093175
maybe they shouldn't have tied their whole post-purchase monetization scheme to the core player progression system
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RAPE SWEDEN RAPE SWEDEN RAPE SWEDEN RAPE SWEDEN RAPE SWEDEN RAPE SWEDEN RAPE SWEDEN RAPE SWEDEN
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>>569096736
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Y'all wish you had a trad sweedish beauty like Baskinator
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>>569095632
>primary
>support
Well yes I'd expect better performance, not worse
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>>569093175
>Frognigger
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>tr*nime troon
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starting to think saving europe from german genocide was a mistake
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>>569096736
t. Muhammad the afghani rapefugee
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>Try to play Bot Defense normally without Sentry Spam
>Ragdoll
>Ragdoll
>Ragdoll
>Ragdoll
>Ragdoll
>Oops, look like you got ragdolled and you landed conventientally in front of a Factory Strider! tee hee!
Yeah, fuck this. Sentry Spam it is. Great mission Narrowhead
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>>t-t-tr*nime t-troon...
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So, Warbond announcement in the next 12 hours right? It's been exactly 42 days since Exo Experts, if you can believe it, and 42 days has been the consistent time gap for releases.

Time went fast on that one.
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>>569097575
sis your rock solid? shield relay? shield gen pack? shield nade? exosuit?
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>>569097882
Sorry, the entire team is on a 1 month retreat to deal with bad review bereavement
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>>569044867
Thighs that can crush a watermelon on that hulk
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>>569097882
Wait until June 23rd, Tuesday for the trailer to drop.
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>>569097882
unless they delayed it to do an emergency swap for a non vehicle based warbond if the leaked FRV's really are the next warbond, then yes
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>>569097909
Rock solid doesnt do anything about the things that matter
>Waste a slot on a strat that dies 5 seconds in
No
>Diaper pack
No, i want to use weapons that are not memes.
>Shield nade
See shield gen
>Exosuit
Waste a slot on something that will die 5 seconds in?
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>>569089626
even the official cord is synonymous with a clique
it is so fucking over
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>>569098324
then continue getting ragdoll raped lil nigga sounds like you have more fun that way
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>>569044867
War strider seems like a bad bitch
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>>569098652
Look, I know your confused because that shit might fly on D4, but on D10 its a little different.
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>>569097575
Have you tried killing them
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>>569097575
>man is upset the game doesn't play itself for him
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>>569098975
>Man with no reading comprehension doesnt understand what the point was
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>>569099195
>skill issue: the post
ngmi
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>>569093179
On bots, sure
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>>569103172
>eruptor mag
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>>569101043
Reading is a skill, yes. One you do not have.
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>It's another episode of nobody brings proper AT to bots and runs around like headless chickens waiting for me to kill it with my RR
Why even take kuso weapons like the AMR or HMG if you piss and shit your pants when a war strider or more than 1 hulk shows up
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>>569105931
They probably heard somewhere "if you don't use a certain weapon in your kit, bring something else next time" and actually took it to heart instead of being happy having options
Either that or they never look at other people's strategems.
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>>569105931
different side of the same coin is when you have multiple RR jannies and so you take a crowd clear weapon, only for the RR jannies to leave it on their back all the time so they can kill farm.
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So is there a reason the game suddenly crashes on start up today despite running fine yesterday?
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>>569106692
corrupted anticheat manifest
verify your files
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>>569106331
It helps if you're actually good at those weapons instead of throwing a 500kg at most of your problems and booking it
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>>569106764
I did, and reinstalled my video drivers, and reinstalled helldivers.
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>>569106692
turn off steam overlay
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>>569106331
EATs are right there man if you need a quick AT weapon but don't want to take a RR, spear or quasar
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>>569107052
any mods?
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>>569107191
none, games about as pure as you can get
>>569107173
ill try it but ill be awfully confused at how that works
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Why do people like normal mortars so much they seem useless except for inconveniencing your team
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>>569107178
Yeah but I NEED that slot for Eagle Rocket pods. I NEED it
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>>569107173
didnt work
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d10 any steam://joinlobby/553850/109775242656074106/76561198066017633
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>>569107445
log in and out of steam maybe?
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>>569097882
Possibly, I mean state of play is tomorrow and its far more likely than Armored Core 6.5 or Bloodborne 2
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>>569093175
>Launch game with outdated broken anti cheat
>Constantly sperg out when people circumvent said anti cheat with little to no effort
Yea that's pretty consistent for AH
Seriously you can bypass gameguard by spiking your ping for a minute or 2, brownoids and thirdies can literally do it without even thinking about it
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>>569108039
3/4
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>>569107302
They are useful in bricks and bot missions, that's about it. A looming existential threat to you and your team in bug missions because of the nature of the threat. A hazard in regular squids because of voteless spawning literally behind you with no warning if you're in a city bloc. Somewhat useless vs appropiators because they move too fast and most of their units are either fliers or decently armoured.
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HOLY FUCK ITS OVER
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>>569090960
dont forget the hole spreaders, god bless em
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>>569108493
DEPLOY THE FOID MASS RAPE BOMB FUCKING NOW!!!!!!!!!!
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>>569108493
Joel won.
Back to the real war, CGWsissies!
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>arrowhead banning hackers, nuking the CGW, and going full scorched earth after their swedish feelings were hurt by red thumbs.
>Still, no content
Their pure refined hate is more powerful than the scariest hyper-fascist corptocracy Super Earth could EVER muster. I fucking kneel.
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>>569108039
fvll
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>>569108320
>They are useful in bricks and bot missions
no, not even there.
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ARE THE WARBONDS COMING YET
WHEN
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>>569108992
2
More
Weeks
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>>569108992
June 23rd reveal trailer, trvst
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>>569108320
>Berserker or god forbid an agitator tries to run up on you
>get shelled back to timbuktu
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I THINK BOTH WARBONDS WILL BE DISAPPOINTING
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>>569109419
you are
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Shield gen pack can actually block hellbombs. But dont try it up close
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>>569108992
>not even a full 24 hours into june
>WHERE WARBOND WHERE WARBOND?
patience, zoomzoom
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not avatarfagging btw
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>>569048709
>There will never be a global chat
Do you want endless chinese bot spam? Because thats how you get endless chinese bot spam
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>>569048709
the division has global chat
guess what it's full of
here's a hint >>569110198
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>>569108493
T-TROONCORDXIXTERS?? OUR RESPONSE??
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>Report player: Spamming Global Chat
>Thank you, but we are unable to ban this user
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but why
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>>569110372
With how arrowhead is completely unable to monitor PC, i'm surprised its not a total cesspool.
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>>569110446
Reinforcement Tax: Paid
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>>569110446
bounce
also fuck you
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>>569110446
Oh man, what a knee slapper!
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>>569110094
WHERE?
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>>569110446
because there was a tall skyscraper behind you which blocked the eagles path, so it picked a clear one
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>>569110889
Right into my face? I'd rather get the stratagem failed message...
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>>569110446
super earth's finest!
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https://www.theloadout.com/helldivers-2/developers-military-conscription

>Helldivers 2 was trying to show off their "experience" as a conscript in Sweden. See: Adult Daycare
So i think i know why they got so fucking mad and nerfed the shit out of everything. They wanted to be smug about it going "heh, we SWEDES know how to play this game! You americans DONT!" so when everyone proved the game is hardly a milisim but more of a horde shooter at its core, they suffered a tremendous loss of izzat.

Also whats the phrase? People that saw real combat dont talk about it or just lie about their job in the military to avoid the topic? Does this make Arrowhead a bunch of boots?
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>>569093175
>the majority of ayers cheat in sc
You did yeah. But not the majority.
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>>569093175
>if the majority of their playerbase didn't cheat in thousands of super credits
Source: My ass
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>>569108493
It'll be back up, trust. Its probably just a discord moment. Lets be optimistic come on
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>>569110446
7 minutes
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>>569109797
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>>569111268
It's particular worse here because they don't have a culture of military worship like the mutts do. So any sort of gun or military knowledge would make the average Swede boot even more insufferable because of the ego and superiority of ""knowing"" how guns/military works.

This is entirely why weapon customization has weird drawbacks like muzzle attachments somehow making your gun sway like a 50 pound gun or the fact that you don't even get to use the rail space. Fucking Swede conscripts were given nothing but shitty equipment so they think that's standard
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>>569093175
>if the majority of their playerbase didn't cheat in thousands of super credits
citation needed
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>>569110446
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>>569112976
The carl gustaf being the single best piece of Swedish gear is why the RR is the best weapon aswell.
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>>569107445
reinstall your game completely on another drive/steam library folder and delete your appdata helldivers folder entirely. Though do yourself a favor and screenshot your settings and binds because they will be reset.
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>>569113389
the single best piece of Military gear*
Respect your betters, lilla valp.
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>>569113910
any somalis itt who can translate?
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>>569110446
>eagles in megacity
deserved
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>>569108992
Trailer tomorrow
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>>569114827
Cultist showcase incoming btw. I can feel it, the time is right. A grand new threat coming out of the void, and the 40keks are here to reinforce us just like the ODST 'bond.
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How is this game 2 years old yet it barely feels like there's any content? Like I play this game and I'm just bored, the only thing that puts a smile on my face is when my teammates accedentally kill my ass. Am I just burned out? Is there just nothing to do beyond play the game and wait for the next slopbond?
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>>569114827
pride month bond incoming
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>>569115068
They've only been adding monetized shit for a long time now, and when they do add something like new enemies it ends up being left out of the pool anyway
I still haven't seen one of those mecha squids in a round before
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>>569115010
You'll get a shoddy FRV themed warbond and another round of review bombing take it or leave it
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>>569116397
Harassing swiggers is the best part of this mess
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You only hate the swedes because you aren't aryan like they are
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>they had to wake up joel to manually disable the void portal sucking in rirga bay because they assumed we would fail the defense and everything on the map is hard coded
KWAB
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>>569117408
Not railroaded, btw
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>>569115010
too kino for sweden im afraid
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>>569116745
Hees your aryan queen, saar
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>>569117871
that's a danish mutt, swedish quadroon at best and i am 100% certain of this
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>>569117973
lmao cope
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>SES Evil Nigga of Rape
What
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Anytime I see the bots shoot at and/or kill fleeing civilians it throws me into a murderous anger. I give no mercy to such a barbarous enemy.
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ro ro ro robutt
pla pla pla plappin'
https://youtu.be/mO0eXdiGr94?si=4gx2XjFB204IP4ZQ
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>>569118781
THIS
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>>569117973
This how Swedes be movin against they white neighbors while Mohammedans rape their daughters.
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>>569118930
this would be funny if you didn't just know that it was made by some twig armed commie faggot and likely tranny on the reddit or discord server
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>>569117871
Yuck
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>>569119037
shut up chud
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Fag flags = instakick
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>>569117871
You bloody bastard she is beautiful! Is she your sister? Please introduce me!
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Where lobby
Im too lazy to make one
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>>569119530
>Is she your sister?
Yes
>Please introduce me!
No, shes my wife
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We're so BACK
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>>569119530
Contain yourself, Udit. There's much izzat to be gained in the Galactic War today, we need you on your A game.
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>>569119620
kek
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>>569117973
This.
Disgusting Danish phenotype.
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divers the type of dudes that only played dirtbike flash games in school
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>>569120845
i fucking loved those
i wish i could find the one(s) i used to play but im not looking through 300+ flash games that look similar on flashpoint
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man
I haven't touched the game in a few weeks and I just tried a mission again
trying to shoot basically anything is so frustrating when you ADS and your gun just bounces like rich plana is trying to wrestle it out of your hands
and then there's the constant bugs with crouching only to be pushed out of crouch, or having the recoil and sway of standing up despite being crouching and even prone
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>>569121981
>trying to shoot basically anything is so frustrating when you ADS and your gun just bounces like rich plana is trying to wrestle it out of your hands
use muzzle breaks and/or foreskins
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>>569121895
I remember playing one that had a glitch where you could position yourself while paused
But I mainly played gore marios
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>>569122242
but im not jewish
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short or drum mags for the breaker
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>>569122242
anon muzzle brakes makes sway even worse
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they gotta fix corpse desync man
biggest issue with the game right now imo besides the upscale jeets who can't even play
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>>569108039
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>>569124502
why it so dark
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>>569124767
Because someone turned the lights off dumbass
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>>569125236
turn the flashlight on then retard
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>>569122683
no reason to use anything other than drum mags in this game
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>>569122683
short mags are always shitter bait unless you run SR 24/7 and even then it's still annoying to deal with
drum mags are better in a pinch and that's all that matters
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>>569125285
Short mags are vastly superior on pretty much everything besides the lib carb, censor and breakers.
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>>569124767
becuase I set up the brightness to my monitor's specifics
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>>569125257
We can't the batteries are out and you forgot to get more you nincompoop
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>>569125480
They are not.
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>>569125480
>Short mags are vastly superior
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>>569125537
Except they are.
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>>569125480
short mags are a liability, never worth it.
you will always end up being out of ammo and forced to reload when fighting more than 2 enemies at once.
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>>569125480
>Short mags are vastly superior
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>>569125756
Just aim better.
You get a faster reload and reloading half mags inbetween fights is way better.
Drum mags are the ultimate redflag for someone being a shitter.
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>mags
This is rounds reload country nigga
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>>569125951
NTA but I'm not trading having 15 more rounds in the mag for 0.5 second faster reload time
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I don't care what the contrarian tryhards say here,
Siege Ready + Drum mag liberator penetrator on eradicate missions is pure comfy.
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>>569126124
Expendable > round reload > small mags > medium mags > drum mags
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>tag broken hellbomb to warn others
>guy thinks I asked him to shoot it
>he does
>im died
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>>569126430
poor hitler :(
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>>569126124
can't get into em, reloading from near empty feels so slow and terrible
people say to mash reload between every shot and its like a bottomless mag but that really kills my immersion with the goofy animation cancelling
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Why the fuck is Deadeye reload so fucking slow????
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>>569122683
drum mags so you use less of your brain
both are exactly the same
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>>569126212
now try it with lib carb with a dash of regular/short mag
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>>569126124
all are reliant on SR to function so i shan't partake
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>>569126557
Its a goofy game
You're gunna find goofy animations!
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>>569119094
kos
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>>569126645
for balancing reasons, if you could reload as fast as you could shoot it would kill the niche the tube fed shotguns have
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>boot up game
>100 people on appropriators
>luxuriant is gone
>not even shitborgs on bot front
>another week long filler MO after the last 10 day filler MO after the filler MO before that and the one before that
>alt+f4 on galaxy map
completely fucking dead in the water
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>>569127448
>>luxuriant is gone
oh wow it actually is
this sucks
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>>569126915
all are reliant on SR to function so i shan't partake
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Cultists revealed during State of Play this evening
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don't worry the state of play thing will reveal cultists
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>>569127448
>>569127487
>"Congratulations, Helldivers! You have just won an enemy planet!"
>Great, what do I win?
>"Nothing! Now get out!!"
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>>569127623
>>569127635
it will be nothing more but announcement of the new warbond retards
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Can someone who accidentally teamkills just say sorry?
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>>569128845
Say sorry for getting teamkilled
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>>569128845
Usually do a quickchat sorry and type in mb bro
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>>569128845
People that dont say sorry are kicked. Just proves theyre a lobotomite thats barely aware of anything around them.
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>>569128845
>"sorry!"
>"affirmative!"
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>>569125480
Censor is one of the few guns where the short mag is actually better.
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The cowboy armor should decrease the reload speed of rounds reload weapons, instead of secondaries.
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>>569129152
>I'm sorry!
>Thank you!
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>>569129738
I think it would be cool if cowboy armor reduced drag when hip-firing.
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>>569044342
I want to stick my thumbs down in Braapinators fat ass
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>>569129475
How
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really nigga. Did us robbing you of izzat when you tried it during the squid MO really made joel and udit that fucking assmad that theyre making it unwinnable?
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>>569130698
If you're using stealth properly, you should never need a large magazine at any given moment. As such, by using a short mag, you are sacrificing nothing, while gaining increased ergonomics.
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>>569130926
Not railroaded btw
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>>569131039
>stealth
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>>569131241
Stealth is something only those with high IQ can appreciate.
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>>569131241
Just pretend youre playing MGSV
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>>569131241
If you aren't using the Censor for stealth, then you should just be using the Diligence.
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>>569131661
Stealth is great in games build for it.
But Helldivers isn't build for it so it just sucks to do.
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>>569131812
Just because you're bad at it and refuse to learn how enemy aggro works, doesn't mean everyone is as inept as you.
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stealth in HD2 is so braindead normie easy like in Far Cry 3, how could you possibly have difficulty with it?
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>>569131918
It sucks to do, boring playstyle. I just boot up a real stealth game instead if i want to play stealth.
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>>569130926
>>569131092
look on the bright side, cultists could actually be introduced if they're railroading this fucking hard all of a sudden
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>>569062118
This game's fate was sealed when the UN contacted Pilestedt to talk about "psychological defense against manipulation." Imagine making a game lampooning an authoritarian global government only for a global government to ask you about methods to prevent their serfs from being deprogrammed.
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>>569131241
>ice planet
>pop heads with censor
>tag every objective with C4
>tag every hellbomb with C4
>blow up everything at extract
No better feeling.
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>>569132153
I do this but without stealth faggotry.
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>>569132295
We already knew your faggotry wasn't stealthy.
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>ice planet
>pop heads with censor
>tag every objective with C4
>tag every hellbomb with C4
>forget i didnt swap to C4
>kill myself with a hellbomb
no worse feeling
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>>569132153
>enemies instantly get alerted to your exact position the second you blow the C4
>bot drop detected
stealth is a meme
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mice planet?
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>>569132792
hitler planet
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>>569132786
This.
>kill enemy with surpressed gun
>enemy bot drop detected
The only way stealth works is by letting your boyfriend carry you from the other side of the map by drawing all the agro.
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>>569132997
see >>569131918
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>>569132974
That happened twice in wolfenstein II
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>>569132150
It's not like John UN, King of the UN contacted him, the UN is full of all sorts of little sub-organizations doing random bullshit to justify their budgets
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>>569133218
John UN? The guy from the /hdg/ lobbies?
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>>569133141
So you are run diving and pretending that's stealth?
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so
uhhhh
Where's the update?
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>>569132997
If that happens to you, then you are either too close an enemy that you weren't shooting at and that enemy hear you OR another enemy had a direct line of sight to the enemy you shot. In the case of the former, you're just retarded. In the case of that latter, the enemy will react by shooting in the direction of where the shot came from, but will not actually know your position, but you're likely panicking and running in the line of sight, which causes them to see you.
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Want to play old games in my Steam backlog how's Subnautica and Kingdom Come Deliverance? Both 2018 games I have <2 hours in.
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>>569133605
subnautica is just absolute survival craft slop
Kingdom cum is apparently the most immersive RPG of all time which is to say it's kinda boring
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>>569133218
It's not about the level of authority the person that contacted him has. It's about the intense irony that the system itself, as vain and self-assured as it is, does not and can not understand its own nature. There is so fucking much to unpack and explain you might as well not even bother.

It'd be like the Peoples Republic of China inviting you to talk about the dangers of capitalism when you made a business management sim satirizing Chinese sweatshops.
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>>569131737
The censor is a better battle rifle, more rounds, faster rof and velocity doesnt matter in close range
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>>569127487
Make sure to thank bugniggers for failing to defend Gatria so the map would have still been open.
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>>569133438
No, it's called learning how to play the game. Enemy vision, hearing, and aggro are some of the few things in this game that are consistent. So long as you know the ranges, you can easily solo D10 bots and squids by sneaking and picking your targets.
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>It's another boring filler MO against a vanilla mix faction.
>Okay, here's exostorms with the ayy forklifts as your subfaction variety subobjective for the week.
>What the fuck, this is railroaded, how dare you make us engage with content.
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>>569089626
I do wonder why every game seems to end up with a discord full of asskissers and yes man
No wonder this game isn't improving when AH lives in an echochamber where all their fanboys tell them that their farts don't stink
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>>569052906
Well. You were right.
>>569130926
>>
>level 130 squid invasion
holy fuck man
just give them the planet for free in an event if you're gonna railroad this hard
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I haven’t been on the game but what the fuck happened to the galactic map on the companion app? Mox got moved to big rock and there’s some other new planet sitting on one of the oasis worlds in the bug front
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>>569135019
who cares, shit is railroaded beyond belief.
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Why does crossbow feel better on squids than the eruptor?
I can't explain why or how but it just feels like I can kill stuff faster and easier with the crossbow.
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niggers
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someone draw this as a diver and Democracy Officer plz
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>>569135734
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>>569044995
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>play on a foggy or rainy world
holy shit their DLSS implementation is unusable dear god the ghosting and pixelation everywhere
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>>569135957
Faster projectile speed
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>>569137970
That's alot of grenade kills, especially compared to your total kills.
Tell me your secrets.
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>>569139114
buy more super credits to fund the development, they don't work for free
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Are any of the mines unironically usable?
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>>569139567
Mines are unironically good on bricks.
Gas mines are great on flag missions aswell and i like incendiary mines vs squids.
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>>569139567
Yeah, gas mines are great and they do exactly what they say they do. Ive never seen anyone complain about them.
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>>569139419
The G6 frag grenade works well on target rich environments, particularly patrols or chaff in general.
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I just don't care for fighting anyone other than bots, the balance is by far the best so many loadout options
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>>569139419
Throw TNT and wipe out patrols or bot drops before they have time to react and spread out
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>>569139419
dutch skitskin tranny moment
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>>569140385
mental illness moment
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>>569108261
FROMSOFT

GIVE ME ARMORED CORE 6.5 AND MY LIFE IS YOURS

FUCK SOULS
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>>569108261
Yup! Those titles will appear

IN ASTROBOT :DDDD
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content doko
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>>569141776
we dont do that here Anon
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>>569141195
(it's the Sweeper)
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>>569141195
*in CGW
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>>569141195
S&P, next question.
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dlss fix doko
stratagem rebalance doko
GW meaningful again doko
tank buff
eruptor nerf doko
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>>569141195
Double Freedom and it's not even a contest
>Engage both barrels
>Shoot a Devestator in the gut
>Watch it fold in half like a lawn chair
Gets my dick hard every time.
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>>569142574
don't bogart the hopium
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>>569142628
I prefer the bushwacker for that.
>one handed
>one extra barrel over the double freedom
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They should add Jarate to the game
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>>569139419
If you want kills, literally just not use thermite or the non lethal ones.
Also press 4 to equip grenades and toss two or three at a time at a bug breech or drop ship
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>CGW freaking out over a massive ban wave of accounts in the official discord
>theories that the mod team are starting to ban anyone in CGW or had discord activity showing it
It's fucking over. The furfags in the official discord are purging
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>>569143668
>ban wave
>Helldivers 2
wut
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>>569143668
This was also posted as well recently. These fucking Swedes are going after the mods now. Start archiving your shit
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>>569143787
ban wave on the discord not in the game
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>>569143791
you cropped out the last 2 lines
it's a bot command set up by the volunteer tech support staff, because people kept asking about why their mods weren't working
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>>569126124
I wish the deadeye reloaded faster so I can take something besides seige-ready.
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>>569143668
I will never touch CGW but if it gets nuked this is bad news as AH will enter the "I am never wrong" status again...
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>>569144027
Now where have we seen this behavior before?
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>lumberer still broken
Paid content btw and the swedes REFUSE to fix it
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>>569144027
>font smoothing disabled
May I ask what PC specs you have?
People only used to disable that pre-2010 for theoretical performance gains...
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>>569143294
Acid nades? Could be nice.
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>>569144610
Why should they? You already paid for it. Try asking again when they release the flamethrower emplacement in the warbond 3 months from now.
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>>569144027
The fear mongering shall continue until morale worsens
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>remember weapon function STILL broken
come the FUCK on
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>>569143668
>>569143791
god please let this be truth and not some fear mongering bullshit
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It sad how once games enter in death spiral. They can't break it.
Its probably moral issue. Once team os demoralised. You can't change it. And its stedy downhill.
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>>569113389
>>569113910
RRbros /k/ is laughing at us again...
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>>569146179
we just weren't nice enough to AH. now the team is sad and can't work anymore :(
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>>569137970
unimpressive stats, record proportion of grenade kills. Great job, BOMBERMAN.
>>569070747
Self doxxer, both your bravery in not censoring your name and your skill and caution are inspiring. you have dethroned SQUIDFAG's Amazing TK ratio!(!!!), with a stunning 1532 kills per friendly kill! Great job! Your k/d ratio is also an impressive 170. Truly a PRODIGY. Even as a newfag, we will watch your career with great interest.
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>>569143791
>"A clean reinstall may not fully undo mod damage"
What the fuck does this even mean? Mods will reach into Arrowhead's distribution servers and permanently alter your personalized copy of Helldivers 2?
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>No bond announcement
Holy shit it's actually over.
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Whens the warbond news?
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>>569148159
8 hours
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>>569147246
Actual trvke I'm afraid they should add a debuff where your diver gets nauseous and starts crying after firing the recoilless
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>he thought they would do anything other than enjoy their vacation until the last possible minute
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Sony State of Gay 4 Pay
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You chuds weren't supposed to defend Rirga Bay. This time for Hydrobius I hope you fucking losers have learned your lesson. Don't fuck with the galactic war and expect there to be no consequences.
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>patch day went by
>no hotfix
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>>569143791
if it means tranny coomers get the rope
i am happy for this change
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>>569147341
All of their failures are self inflicted. From messy dev time that took twice as long as intended (7years) when that point every game they have done took twice as long as they intented orginally.
They just vibecoded too much and rushed the things. They got popular and failed to adjust for reality of their situation.
They are unwilling to do the work to maintain the game or improve it. Or to improve studio itself.
Instead they do things they have done always and bitch to their customers 24/7
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ロビー どこ???
お金をくれ!
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>>569144406
>AH will enter the "I am never wrong" status again
Aren't they always like that?
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>>569149623
And a fine ping pong nip nong to you as well.
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>>569149623
watashi wa helldiver
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>>569149623
>tranime
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>>569149706
It is inherent to the perfidious Swede.
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>>569149623
lobby robot... lobboto.. heh..
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>only medium siege ready armor is premium
literally p2w defend this slopdivers
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>>569150328
uhm sweaty, don't you know you can farm super credits??
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get a job
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>>569150546
there's like 300 bucks worth of dlc for the game
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where's the fucking warbond trailer
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>>569150328
Siege ready isn't as good at it was year ago. Maps have way more ammo in them. Weapons that benefit from siege ready. Benefit from supply pack even more. Only deadeye is must have siege ready. Round reload shotguns benefit from it massively. But that's thaks to reload speed.
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>>569149623
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>>569150681
Probably next week. That will leave one week before summer vacation starts to iron out if there is game breaking issues. And if there is new biome and new content. They won't drop it on same day they leave to vacation for 6 weeks.
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>>569150328
Not just that but its fucking UGLY
>>569150681
Few hours left, trust the plan
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Someone please gives me a job!
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>>569151021
I'll give you a handjob
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>>569151021
best i can do is a /j/, /o/, /b/
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>>569150328
>the other 2 SR's are also locked behind a paywall and cost more (1000 SC + medals) to unlock
What did he mean by this?
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>>569150546
will be the unironic fanboy defense when AH removes SC drops
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>>569150929
State of play is in a few hours and sony owns the ip so I think today
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>>569151021
Are you on that job thread on /v/ too
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>>569150986
Why seperate armours and armour perks.
Just keep it as it is. Even when AH could do even more idiotic system of selling light. Med and heavy perks separately in warbond. And top of that armours. You could do 1200 medal warbonds that way
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>>569150986
>Not wearing Mountain-Scaled while blasting this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OjNpRbNdR7E
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>>569151293
I doubt new warbond is big enough to put on sony event. Especially when it's shitty frv warbond
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>>569151435
I don't browse /v/, but I'm glad the sentiment is shared there too.
Man, I wish I could get a job
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>>569151737
>not this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=swiGWilMqeQ
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>>569150986
We invested money into you stupid foreigner, you have to include 10000 chinese armors and weapons in the game RIGHT NOW
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>>569152539
bing chilling
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>>569152539
+10 SC (Social Credits) have been added to your account
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>>569152539
>super destroyer is now built to chinese standards
>1% chance every step you take for the floor to break away and the diver getting eaten by machinery
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>>569151780
Being a waiter was pretty fun for me
Just bring shit to a table and make a shitty boomer joke to get that sweet grandma money
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>>569152539
It's always funny to see chinks call others "foreigner" while playing a game made and played by mainly Westerners
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>>569152825
>one in three hellpods crash during drop
we had that since launch already
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>still no warbond trailer
can we get a HURRAY for two(2) months without any new content
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>>569153975
They are bussy mass banning people on dickcord right now
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>>569153975
Are you mentally disabled? I'm not even trying to joke here. SoP isn't for another few hours.
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>>569153089
stop hurting the feelings of the chinese people
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>>569147952
didnt dxvk need to be installed in appdata? that would survive a reinstall.
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>>569154465
dxvk goes in bin folder
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>>569154368
dude, the Swedes clocked out two hours ago
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Yeah I'm sure they're gonna drop a new warbond and a bunch of new enemies and biomes during the SoP like they did when introducing squids and the car
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>>569154630
>dude, the Swedes clocked out two hours ago
do you think they livestream the work? i'm actually baffled by what you're saying because it makes no sense. If they have something to show which is very likely since a new warbond is due, the trailer is already made and they're just waiting for the show to start.
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>>569154630
I cant keep huffing copium like this..
*cough*
Im getting popcorn lung..
*wheeze*
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Updates get announced at roughly 1pm BST. Nothing is getting announced today.
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copium lung cancer so bad I replied to the wrong anon...
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>he thinks swedes did anything but go on vacation in all of may
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>>569154959
Omens dropped out of nowhere, there's still hooope
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>>569155139
may is pre vacation warm up, vacation is june and july, september is post vacation ramp up
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when does warbond ???
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>>569155449
anouncement 23th june, release on 30th
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>>569154368
>trannie calling other people mentally ill
hey gay retard they already stopped working for today and considering AH only releases warbonds on a tuesday we aren't getting nothing for two weeks at least
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>>569155532
And the second one?
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>>569155642
you need more?!?
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>>569155658
Where is it
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>>569155573
>brings up trannies for no reason
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>>569155757
what's the matter axe wound struck a nerve?
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>>569152321
>not this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7S6fgDVoFJI
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>>569154889
Yes they have real actors in the trailers which are done live are you dumb
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>>569153975
I'm telling you man, the day Pilestedt left this game was consigned to a slow death of milking its customers as a minimally viable product. It got too much attention, too many retards screeched about MEDIA LITERACY, and their corporate overlords tightened their leash to a suffocating degree. It is the videogame equivalent of an aging monkey dancing until it dies to an organ grinder.
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>>569156180
how not to manage a live service game
>just 3 months shelfed content for post launch
>living story managed by hindu scammer with brown fragility complex
>public relations staffed by literal discord troons
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>>569156562
Don't forget
>tease and play at telling a provocative story about a dysfunctional authoritarian regime, but never actually do anything interesting beyond slapstick gags and gimmicks that tell no story at all
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Just saw a probably 60yo bloke hanging out with a smoking hot Latina, it's not fucking fair bros
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>>569157630
Hey man stop following me around I already told you
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>raise flag bot mission with d10 pubbies
>one nigger goes off solo to find samples or something
>I tard wrangle the other two and clear one of the flags
>second flag the two I'm with both die to a warstrider grenade barrage
>solo nigger reinforces both of them in an atto second across the map
>I barely manage to finish the flag with random bullshit red stratagem spam and some yakety sax around the flag
>solo nigger types "thanks for help with the bunker" as this is occuring
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It has not even been june for a full 48 hours yet so hold your fucking horses before you start doomposting about no warbond this month. If the leaked FRV stuff was indeed supposed to be the next warbond after exo experts then I'd say chances are very high that they are delaying the warbond release to swap it with the next warbond they had in development to avoid the controversy of releasing two vehicle based warbonds in a row. This should have been expected and anticipated as more controversy is the last thing arrowhead wants right now.

We know they have at least 2 warbonds in development concurrently, and they've said warbonds are long term planned out things, so it's safe to say there was another warbond that was not the FRV one in development either immediately after the exo-suit warbond was finished, if not before then. Meaning this third unidentified warbond has had at least 6 weeks of development time put into it already. A week or two delay is probably reasonable to rush finish it to place it as releasing on the 16th or 23rd of this month.
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>still no game ready driver that unlocks the DLSS option for this game
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>>569159783
son we are doom posting beacuse AH for some ungodly reason refuses to release a wardon in less than one week after a trailer so it's safe to assume we aren't getting no new content no earlier than the 16th of june if AH releases a trailer for it next week if we are lucky if not we are getting new content on the 30th in the end of the month
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>>569160192
Nigger, you don't need a driver for this.
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You appear to be losing hydrobius.
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>>569160407
I have no stake in this
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>>569160402
I know but I want to use different model presets
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>>569160508
but bro... the epic war... the heckin rewards...
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the release scheduling of warbonds has always been inconsistent. 42 days was simply the most common interval indicating it is the desired interval, but not something they've managed to stay with. There's also only been a single time that there were 2 months in a row without warbonds and that was immediately after the release of dust devils which coincided with the into the unjust update, which the response to caused them to halt all content releases to focus on fixing performance issues.

>>569160256
> AH for some ungodly reason refuses to release a wardon in less than one week after a trailer
urban legends was released without a trailer announcement one week prior, but that was most likely a special case as it was also released 1 day outside the normal thursday slot to coincide with the release of omens of tyranny
>if not we are getting new content on the 30th in the end of the month
the 23rd exists between the 16th and the 30th. 1 week delay is trailer on the 9th with release on the 16th, two week delay is trailer on the 16th with release on the 23rd.
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how would (you) fix the ever decreasing player base
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>>569160891
Buff the maxigun to heavy pen, that will net back few thousands of players easy
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>>569160891
Terminate Joel, Alexus, and Scams
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>>569160891
fixing the galactic war by removing the galactic impact modifier giving more weapon customization and the main and secondary aswell as upgrades to the strategems like it was in hd1. Fire Joel and make the galatic war better with a DM that doesnt farm Izaat every chance he gets
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>>569160891
how about bugfixes and more content instead of vanshing for a month not doing shit
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>>569160891
Rename the game to Spacecataz
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>>569161320
perfect
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>>569161036
There's been a lot of calculations on the validity of a handheld, unmounted vulcan minigun. Even roided up, it's lololol tier.
Instead, have it apply weak to whatever part it hits. Every bullet that strikes the same spot weakens it by one armor type. You will, eventually, punch through.
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>>569160891
fix the game
release content
allow the players to make territorial pushes in areas that you already know won't be story critical in the near future
add SEAF forces to worlds held by SE, possibly under a modifier similar to pred strain etc
slap together an armor customization system using the existing weapon pattern system as a base
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The magic is gone man.... I've been playing this game since day 1, I didn't expect things to turn out like this :(
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>>569160889
don't forget AH is taking a two week vacation this month dude
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>>569161983
doesn't AH do rolling vacations? it's not like the entire studio is going to be empty with literally nobody in it
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>>569160891
just steal everything from CGW (while you purge them all of course) and another goybond
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>>569161906
>in areas that you already know won't be story critical in the near future
Fuck that
A good GM adjusts
Cut the shit and let us push
>Game about teamwork
>GM says nuh-uh and won't let everyone band together in the galactic war
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>>569161906
>allow the players to make territorial pushes in areas that you already know won't be story critical in the near future
and once all those non story critical areas are taken and there's only story critical areas left? you're just delaying it. there is literally no way to run the great war that won't result in people screaming railroaded eventually while there is still 'story' to play out. Only when the story is done can they set it to automated mode like in HD1.

Unless you want "somehow the automatons returned" for the 20th time like >>569162385 does
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>>569161983
>two week
lol
lmao
Every employed Swede is given a minimum 25 day vacation as mandated by the government, not including days that might have been saved up by individuals or extra days doled out by the employer. As for how its laid out depends on the work place and desires. Some might take out four weeks in a row, some might alternate weeks if possible.
>>569162385
this is about being reasonable since we know the swiggers would opt to just nullify our pushes completely whenever the story needs it instead of adjusting for it, like when we raped the bots out of the galaxy
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>>569162225
brother AH barely works on a full house you really think they are going to step up with half their employers working don't forget they took an entire fucking week to revert the hive guard changes
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more importantly, what balancing horrors are we in for this year when al*xus is once again given free roam and access to the game?
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Sweden sounds pretty based actually, I wouldn't mind having 9000 paid vacations a year, still better than working 3 jobs just to get by in the glorious US of A
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>>569160192
Using latest drivers + Nvidia Profile Inprctor worked for me. Too bad the game still looks like shit no matter the DLSS preset or resolution because it's misimplemented by Swede devs
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>>569163075
they would be based if they aren't incredibly condescending and actually delivered good games instead of halfed backed ones
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>>569162651
>we know the swiggers would opt to just nullify our pushes completely whenever the story needs it instead of adjusting for it, like when we raped the bots out of the galaxy
brother, the bots getting pushed out of the galaxy was fucking planned. it wasn't a genuine player effort that went against arrowheads desires.
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>>569160891
public floggings for Every Single ah Employee, broadcast online.
ship / all guns / mech / frv customisation
complete redo of the warbond system including a price decay
complete redo of the fucking ALPHA TIER armor and weapon selection screen
hard balancing pass over guns and their usage data
disable strat bounce
disable dead body collision for everyone and not just enemies
complete fucking redo of galactic war turning it back into 1
pileshidt voluntarily undergoes blood eagle

after two years i know none of it will happen, i have given up on both any improvement to the absolute technical state of the game as well as any meaningful player progression.
it legitimately hurts because swigger ineptitude buried what could have been an easy game of the decade in a surströmming pit.
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>>569163410
sure, but you get my point. Some soft/hard gating of our progression still needs to be in place even if we were freed from most of joel's retardation
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>>569163662
>complete fucking redo of galactic war turning it back into 1
yeah bro not being able to fight entire factions for months on end because they got eliminated from the galaxy sounds like a great idea for player retention. hope you like fighting squids
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If arrowhead took several weeks to solely fix bugs you would all bitch about the lack of new content. You faggots will never be satisfied and deserve nothing.
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>>569161929
I'm in the same boat. I'm out of reasons to want to play the game. Playing it for the sake of it was the first to die. Then realizing the pointlessness of participating in MOs came next. I am maxed out on everything, and I mean everything.
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>>569163982
You still need to max integer overflow the super credit count.
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>>569163979
>OH NO,,,, YOU MIGHT TAKE A BREAK FROM THE GAME TO RETURN TO NEW CONTENT AND A BETTER GAMING EXPERIENCE
the horror
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>>569163979
>you
Some. Ever heard of the saying "you can't please everyone"?
Bitches will always bitch.
The game left in a comically broken state for literal years is unacceptable
Dev teams spending half of every year on fucking vacation is unacceptable
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>>569163979
>>569164220
>If arrowhead took several weeks to solely fix bugs you would all bitch about the lack of new content.
this has literally already happened so he's right
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>>569163979
what part of "same bugs present since release" do you not understand?
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>>569163075
yeah it's weird how the existence of countries with a state guaranteed minimum of vacation days makes so many people seethe
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so what's with the i have to defend "AH no matter what" wave we are getting
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>>569160891
-Begin establishing a US-based "support" studio that takes over development from the swedes.
-Total overhaul of the galactic war focusing on 3 to 4 campaigns per year with new stratagem and weapon rewards with bonuses/penalties that carry to the next campaign based upon outcome. The existing map would, effectively, be removed to focus all divers into campaign fronts and tell a more cohesive story. Each campaign would focus on one faction but the other factions would have objectives as well. Each campaign would introduce new enemies, biomes and missions.
-Warbonds are reworked to be heavily themed with the campaign they release with and are larger than existing ones. They are cosmetic only. The first campaign warbond is given to all accounts free.
-Reduce the SC and medal requirements of all existing warbonds by 50%.
-Massive "bug hunt" to fix the game's bugs
-Top to bottom balance passes
All of this could have been done already if Snoy got off their asses 2 years ago and shifted some studios to support HD2.
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Im sorry doomer friends
I, a level 85 diver, am still early enough in the game to still find enjoyment and fun
May we be on the same doomer boat
In the great beyond
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>>569163979
I only care about corpse desync and flame sentry
everything else can be fixed slowly in the monthly warbond patches
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>>569060671
It's a rocket launcher that fires a cluster projectile (that bursts in air to cover a large area with bomblets). It's not ment to be AA
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>>569164472
unironic discord fanboys and devs lurking, getting asshurt when anyone dares to not worship the swiggers
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>>569062524
this shit gets boring as fuck right after you get a gun you want, so they make this task as time consuming, nonsensical and tedious as possible with the retard repair system
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>>569164601
>and devs lurking,
delusional. they don't even know this place exists
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>>569164472
have you noticed the amount of actual work sw*des do? its hardly a fucking reach to think the faggots spend all day on various forums.
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>>569161279
>They're gone for so long they forget how to code their own game
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>>569141195
Correct. I pity the filtered.
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>>569164601
Why would the devs come here? We only look at the low sodium reddit and the discord.
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Happy pride yall

Super Earth approved!
Bottom text
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>>569165462
>>569165749
True meaning of Freedom
Argue with the wall kek
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>>569165462
>>569165749
Mental illness.
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>jeet brigade
Humiliation ritual incoming
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>>569165462
>>569165749
God what an ugly ass flag. Why did they end up changing a rainbow flag?
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I'm gay but this LE REPRESENTASHUN shit is cringe
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>>569166404
>>569166527
Same im all for equality n shit but they added too many colors to the flag
Being black n brown has nothing to do with sexuality
Keep it the rainbow
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lot of samefagging going on
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>>569167015
>nooooo people cant have other opinions it must be le samefag!!!!!!!!
grow up
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>>569165749
>>569165948
>>569166113
>>569166404
dont ask dont tell
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Halo bond 2 will be _________
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>>569166183
Gotta reset the map to be more red. We're winning both defenses to give the bots access to the lava planets so Joel is using the jeets to force access. Soon a bug or squid side order will further force defeat.
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>>569166527
I want you to know that once the bigot chuds put you in a concentration camp, none of this "I'm gay but I'm not like the other gays" pick-me crap will matter to them, you will die the same way like the rest.
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>>569167495
>conform to our ever more extreme ideals or suffer the consequences both real and imaginary

no wonder places like reddit get so crazy
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More like flaggots amiright?
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>>569167645
your brain is stuck in 2016
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My uncle works at AH and he told me BIG things are being announced at State of Play tonight
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>>569168039
trust the plan
>>569115010
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You fucking assholes were NOT supposed to win both of the bot attacks. You have made Joel use the jet brigade because you fuckers cannot play into the narrative. Jesus christ no wonder arrowhead has largely ignored the galactic war because none of you understand how the story is supposed to go.
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>>569165462
r/helldivers2 is the actual definition of insane glazedivers. It's a subreddit that exists to do nothing but fellate Arrowhead.

Shocker, it's where all the LGBT and Antifa posters are.
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>>569165462
the absolute state
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>>569168039
plz plz plz
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>>569169636
go back
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Its just over ok?
If Cyberstan moves then its ok
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>helldivers and super earth are heckin evil
>but also trans rights matter or something

next level irony
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>>569169775
super earth doesn't care about gender, everyones cannon fodder anyway (except for the rich supersteins)
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>>569169636
this thing hasn't posted in 5 months and is hopefully dead
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>>569168039
It's a wolverine show probably with some marathon shilling and some other movie game/live service slop
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Pilestedt's new KAMIGE that most of the dev team is now making
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>>569169775
Its funny that SE is "yeah change your gender youre being sent to Oshaune"
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>>569169775
>Troon out
>Can't tell they're a troon anyway cause they put on full body armor so they still have the proportions of a man and still have a man voice
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>>569172315
what are you even talking about? SE has never said that anywhere
>MUH LOADING SCREEN TIP
you are genuinely fucked in the head if you think this is in-universe tranny rhetoric and not something an intern cobbled together to make character customization "make sense"
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>>569165462
>>569165749
>>569169636
what happened to "media literacy"?
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Arrowhead has me by the balls with sunk cost fallacy here but I will never buy another game they make.



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