>Latest Nightreign patch noteshttps://en.bandainamcoent.eu/elden-ring/news/elden-ring-nightreign-patch-notes-version-1032>Small guide for players who are coming back to the game and want to queue DoN, suggestions welcomehttps://rentry.org/d5guide>How to host 6 player lobbies with seamless coophttps://files.catbox.moe/we1zur.png>Nightreign MoreMapVariation+SoTEWeapon mod guidehttps://rentry.co/ergMMVW>Nightlord resistances chart (w/ DLC)https://files.catbox.moe/4pvan9.jpg>The main information document for Elden Ringhttps://rentry.org/erpasta>Character Plannershttps://eip.gg/elden-ring/build-planner/https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/19Op36P7gdVMkPzFQX6OsjZcfyUjdGOj7Cjk9qFAVj-U/edit>Interactive Maphttps://mapgenie.io/elden-ring/maps/the-lands-betweenhttps://nightreign-seed-finder.com/map-selection>Miscellaneous Nightreign Datahttps://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1meXOw4jR1hh7YXVMeijWwSDIXnCw6Tk4hTZPq2qvyK4>Group/Multiplayer PasswordergTouch Bloodstain: >>568834076
>>569080592dude it did stunt the run, take a look at our levelsboth ravine bosses were out of the day 2 circle and night started covering the castle the moment someone got to the rooftop, we could only do the erdtree avatar, a frenzied troll and the battlemages ruins before dancer
>>569080160>immediately back to sharing a general Lmao that didn’t last long
>>569081128Everyone here loves each other
woops didn't have evergaol relic on, didn't know you were going to do evergaols, missed out on a fair bit of damagebetter to keep it on or off these days?
>drop buckler>bbh basement>crucible castle Also ‘ate adel
>>569081365get outta here with that diddy anime, lil gup
i love trish she is so special and talented
>>569081026if you'd rushed it then they'd be in the circle and then castle rooftop would be next, you should be able to do all that unless your team sucks
>>569081438Yeah everybody runs evergaols on every build so you’re best having it on
im making a note of every erger who appears on z*rban's stream tonight
>>569079508>golem into invader fire monk into demi queen into merchant/castle day 1What an easy lay up, how do you fuck this up?>>569078932>unless it's a nightmare volcano map with an invader in each top cornerI saw iskys drag his team from the left side of the map to the right side invaders and with the spirit springs and top right pathway (plus a dragon to kill there too) it didn't look too bad. Castle roof is in crater circle too so you don't have to worry about missing that as long as you can blitz down the wyrm fast enough
>>569081128obviously the /nrg/gers weren't going to last long
>>569081539I'd probably beeline for the invaders again under the same circumstances, but it did feel wrong>unless your team sucksI was in it so of course it did kekhaving such a bad day too, I'm so grumpy, gonna hit the sack I guess
>>569081748why
>>569081994mahiro wouldn't say this, OOC fanart
>>569081463thx mwa mwa
>>569081748Is he doing viewer games?
Why is c tier lillies giving advice?
>>569082164we need to purge this sickness from out ranks
>>569081994oh yes elf sama scold us!!! we love you!
>>569082830watching streams is lowkey so cucked, like just play the game urself bitch or read a book
>>569083179Name a book
>>569083179you want me to queue erg while eating or waiting for a phone call?
>>569083271Mein Kampf?
After 15 unsuccessful runs I finally did it reddit! It's insane how much health the Balancers actually have.I have a feeling it's extremely hard to do the normal bosses, as everyone with a bit of skill is playing Depths.
>>569083354every word out of your mouth is always a confession with you stick those fingers up your ass and stop slamming them on your keyboard and filling this place with your filth raped mutant
>>569082671Because she’s a good player…?
>>569083868I at least got a good team of randoms on my first go against Wormonia, and we won. Second run was Duchess quitting after day 1 but me and Recluse still managed to win. Non-ED queues are definitely full of shitters though.
Memorization is not a skill. Just saying.
>>569083868congrats dude, hopefully you can queue up with us sometime soon
>>569085110It literally is though
>>569081365cool jacket elf
>>569081994What's with the lust provoking image?
>>569083918Maggot riddled faggot brain instantly goes to sticking things up your ass, way to project your confession you shitsniffing jeet. Point that finger through a trigger guard and pull it against your head.
>>569085868keep going jamboy we always have jam ready for you it’s funny when you stand there and take it for our entertainment
>>569083918Stop teasing terrjeeta please he’ll start talking about black weewees again
>>569081365Eh....
>>569082671Good question>>569084331Said no one ever
gg dogs
Cute cold doggies
>>569086175I said it
>>569085110True. Memorizing boss moves and patterns is not a skill. It's you grinding memory until your number of memorized details is high enough to win. It's literally just grinding to make number go up. Japs only know how to make grindfests, some are just more thinly veiled than others.
>>569085110the only true tests of skill are fighting games
>>569085957Little jeetboy projecting his brown generational trauma out of nowhere again. Put those shitstained fingers back in your communal rice bowl instead of smearing your feces all over this thread.
>>569086667fighting games are literally 99% muscle memory
>>569086772good boy wipe away the tears and keep going *hands you an extra jar* we love watching the monkey dance
>>569087370Now he's doing asterisk roleplay. The depths of your threadshitting. Jam that finger in your eyes please.
video games are a toy for fun not a "skill"
>>569087763A shitskin capped at -1sd wouldnt get it but people enjoy different things, sometimes people like developing a skill and passing a check with it
>>569087602uh oh monkey is upset without his jar here keep the whole thing just keep going your song and dance is just as embarrassing as always
>>569087763the skill involved is fun to some people, similarly the braindeadness of something like powerwash simulator is fun for others
>>569088449>>569083918>>569085957>>569086030>>569087370You won. >>569085868>>569086772>>569087602You lost.Now please be quiet and leave it at that so we can move on.
>>569087763Getting stressed and overcoming failures is part of the fun for me. I'm not interested in the discussion of whether that's a TRUE SKILL or whatever, who cares. If you were really productivity-brained you wouldn't even be wasting time posting here.
>>569088449>>569088541Take it back to your trooncord faggots, plenty of room for your shitting there in between wanking your tiny brown cocks together.
ergiaryans
cc post your birdtroon build
>>569089072Take it easy. Step away from the computer. Go take a breath. It’s over. No more of this anger. Talk about the game.
Whats a challenge that would instantly make me S tier
>>569089643Randos melee only, 0-9999doesn't have to be flawless unless you really want to lose your mind
>>569089643make tr*ash go away
>>569089631Hit too close to home I see. Next time stay in your hole.
calm down chudster no one was talking to you
>>569089740please, that's hardly difficult
i forgot you can't dupe player weapons, no fun allowed
>>569086280kys mushcuck
>>569089885Ready to calm down? Stop shaking. Talk about the game.
>>569090053Why? You have to be the route leader, the damage (when its a zdps melee team with a bow eye and guardian/scholar) and consistently pick up 3bars.If you want CBT then why dont you just go boot up boss arena mod and level 1 fist only every boss
>>569090087a mighty S tier trio
gg redmane camp
Sorry about the camp. I messed up trying to kill the archer then thought I’d be better baiting him so he didn’t rain of arrows
>>569090087dummy
>>569090147Not your rapist take your meds
>>569089072you will never do the needful redeeming of your izzat after this humiliation saar but you can at least regain some by continuing the jamboy performance >>569088541that much is obvious to anyone with eyes but as you can see the chimp is very insistent on proving… how loud it can screech I guess
>>569089740Didnt zorbshit do this and still sucks
>>569090342I thought Zorban was good now?
>>569090236>>569090238gg tiny feesh! During that invader camp with the bug raid I was getting phone calls from my dad and texts from my sister and my cat was climbing all over me screaming at me...I was so overstimulated and overwhelmed lol.
>>569080160I asked on /v/ yesterday and didn't get an answer: does Int/Fth eventually pop-off in fun factor? My last major boss was Rhadan and I'm not really enjoying myself as much as I thought. I'm extremely Rune hungry thanks to having to level up two offensive stats and buy Sorceries and Incantations, and while it's cool I can switch between Sorcieries and Incantations as the situation calls for it, it's not much different than just playing a pure Sorceror or Incantor (and since I'm naturally a Faith guy I'm in Incantation mode 99% of the time). SoNaF is very cool, and the idea of casting everything with one catalyst sounds extremely cool, but there's a big-ass chasm I need to cross to reach that point...
>>569090308don't project about your past trauma mushpest
So lame and cool...
>>569090459Again, not your rapistNot everyone who says something you don’t like is your boogeymanTake your meds
>>569090442No, the best use for that staff is casting buff spells from the side of magic you didn't spec into
>>569090442I don't know. Probably not.
>>569090087gg i bought gaol keys im doing my part
>>569090442its very good during the credits
>>569090647Stop buying gaol keys
>>569090442that staff isn't the best for INT/FTH honestlyyou're better off getting both a prince of death's staff and a golden order seal at 80/80 and just weapon swap between them
>>569090717I am converted to gaols now, gaols for the gaol god
>>569090310>>569090167More confessions from jeetcord, licking each other's wounded buttholes. Perhaps another jeet delicacy, would explain why they rile themselves up like this.
>>569090942keys for the keys throne!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>569090196depths 1-3 are free and depths 4 will be full of players who bring damage even if they're shit at the gamethat challenge would be so boringly easy the only danger would be falling asleep while playing
>>569090943Not sure you’re on about little guy. Let us know when you’ve cooled off and are ready to talk about the video game.
>>569083365Already read it, Das Kapital, For My Legionnaires, and Industrial Society and it's Future.Any other recommendations a zorban viewer might enjoy?
>>569091758Are there any books about being shit at nightreign? Maybe ask him to write an autobiography
>>569090943i don’t know why you’re sharing your cultural traditions with the thread but your izzat is still in the negative fyi
>>569091758Read Culture of Critique. An /erg/ classic.
>>569090442almost every single int/fai spell is dogshit and theres no weapons
>>569091758Lean In
>>569091758Animal Farm
kinder bueno
>>569090635-1000 izzat every time this gets posted
gg white girlies! Big charged swing damage! I love Raider invader drops so much on Caker.
>>569094671You're beautiful
>>569094671ggs, those big bonks were pretty nutty
>>569094671gg nice and clean run
>>569094968holy based
>>569094747Thank you! <3>>569094820>>569094918Yeah! Cozy, clean and fun. Good deflects, good doggies, good spells and as always even with LLTBT Recluse gets hunted hard lol.
>>569094968saar, this is an ergies
>>569094747Take your gock chasing somewhere else terrjeet you maggot>>569094968Got his ass here well done
>>569095107god i miss pvp erg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KbFwE7pMHGoungbal is here
you guys never told me randos are bad
claim mastery o'er the eternal ring...
>>569095441Shut your fucking mouth
trooncake is so lame and pedophilic and raped....we should all just block him
>>569095107dsg webms are so weird and stinky...
>>569095441>even with LLTBT Recluse gets hunted hard At least most of the balancers played well with it, it was just the pink lady that really wanted me for some reason
>>569095951Ya when we were near each other it seemed like I had their attention which was nice. Pinkie seems to do whatever she wants and swaps people pretty consistently. I've only had like 1-2 games where she actually sticks mostly to one person.
>uses shrimp>skills the boss for an epic -2% damage debuff>stands back and throw 100 daggersoh my god scholar fags JUST HIT THE F UCKING BOSS YOU HAVE STATUS HIT THE BOSS HIT THE BOSS HIT THE BOSSS FUUUUCK
jannies clappin dat ass doe
ergies are so cool having a meltdown about troons and then getting banned...
>dodging librasissy
>>569094747pipe down m*shcuck
uh oh tranny janny melty
>>569095441
I need to pee so bad
>>569097206how else do i win if he hits me i take damage and die
ggpost no one left behind
gg ED horse5 gaols is a little overkill for fuglhor don't you think
Progaol goers are growing in number
sorry about that, worst possible character for mystery giga-maris + he pulled a "drop a wave on top of you and while you're running away from the wave float over you then aim all energy balls straight down out of view" thing twice
>>569098884i wasnt expecting mistery ed augur lol so fucked i thought it was memedel ggs
>>569098967can you tell by the shop or something?
>>569098967same here, I'd have been hunting for literally anything other than what I got >>569099084night bosses are a good tell
>>569099084i dont think so
been a while since I played outside of erg. Why are D5 randos so bad? How tf did they get to this rank? They can't go 2 seconds without dying
>>569099084maybe the fact a lot of skill attacks drop when it's mistery gargoyle, but there might be some augur seed where skill atk doesnt drop at all
does this look cheated? He's chinese if that helps
>>569099581it's cheated trying to look legit, they always put like 3 negation when flask reduced
>>569099581a bit suspicious but nothing that can't be gotten through a shitload of luckprobably cheated though, but if it is, it's done by a retard who will get onetapped by a random wolf after he sips
>>569099581Cheated but why the hell does he have rally? I assume he’s duchess and will just die to a sneeze regardless
how Bad is decrease max hp near death
>>569099751he's wylder
>>569100371Lose more mechanic Bottom 5 curse, maybe bottom 3
smooth one mr president
>>569100848ggs, that chicken got absolutely cooked
>>569100371Bricked. See the guide in the OP for all the bricked curses.
Parrying is fun
gg ED caligoi would've laughed so hard if we wiped to that
>>569100371nothing curseeither you're dpsmaxxing and your hp doesn't matter or you're vigormaxxing and you're never dying
>>569102192Me too lol. gg!
>>569102192That's what happens when you have a troon tourist on your team
>>569102192>cc playing with shitcakehmm that's weird i thought you hated trannies
>>569102516you know a wipe means everyone on the team is responsible right
>>569102759Absolutely not it's incredibly easy for one person to tank the run if they're a raped shitter who keeps 3 barring and you have to keep reviving them
>>569102759depends on the nightlord. If both your teammates are 3 barred on ED balancers/ED dogs/ED libra it's basically over.
ahhhhhhhhhhhh gg dog that got scary for a second thanks for the carryyy, consider yourself redeemed
>>569102970i can agree on bosses like caligo and dregs who have built in enrage timersthe ones you mentioned are fine unless you don't have a 2bar revive ult
bg ED dogs. I was hoping we'd wipe when I saw you pull out the haloslop
>>569102962you don't -have- to keep reviving them if that is actively distracting you from smarter plays
>>569103086gg for that>>569103185I'm really not comfortable with hot dogs without it, too many oneshots to comfortably stay in melee
>nooo I don't have to deal damage, let me just stand in the cuck corner shooting out my 500 useless buffs>nooo I need 10 extra minutes to get to the next fight so I can level up 400 different itemsidk if there are more scholars like this but the randotard scholar I just played with totally was. Was also just atrocious in general like hoarding poison and a coldbleed weapon during a basement boss fight and not using them a single time. Didn't have invaders on, but had balancer relic for some reason. Didn't ult a single useful time, literally only used it on 1v1 boss fights where it does jack shit all. It's seriously either people like this or people like this >>569099581rando queue is so ass
>>569103185If you genuinely hope for a wipe you can always intentionally wipe by 3 barring repeatedly or just moving off to the side you know.Why not do that then?
>nooo your weapons were promised to me 3000 roundtables agorandoms are fine
>>569103185as long as they aren't running affi6 double balancers I don't really care if someone uses halo scythe. Still a bit lame to ruin ed dogs or heolster with it but whatever
>>569103509I wish they didn't keep the item confer allies animation in NR, and just made the default one the standard for also buffing your allies, shit is so infurating to level up every consuamble doing that stupid ass animation 20 times, and it takes longer, way longer
>>569103935only reason I'm using halo is because I haven't played for a fair bit and ED dogs keeps tripping me up, but if people genuinely prefer repeated 3-bars over using halo then whatever, I'll switch it up
>>569104228use what you want sissy especially if its not either of those bosses. I've lucksharted upon a raw halo scythe during double balancer runs and totally slopped it up
>>569104228宁为玉碎,不为瓦全
>>569104228you're fiiine he doesnt really mean it thanks for the clutch!
>>569104594silence foid
>>569103232Teammate can't stay up>less damage>boss takes longer>higher chance to wipeIt's that simple don't go bending over backwards to defend a worthless troonoid shitter
>>569104672that's not a foid
>>569105157Are you stupid?
>>569104438fc at majan?
>>569104438speak american
>>569104106>>569104438cute wives
>>569105370Non argument therefore you lost making you a member of TheRaped™ you can stop replying now
>>569105370i am a translator fluent in Stupid, his reply is a "Yes" btw
>>569105915weird pedojeet post
>tired of waiting for tarnished edition >fuck it new game>want to actually play a caster this time >pick up Carian Knight's Sword>immediately revert to unga for anything that's not a bossWhat is it about spells that's so ass to play? I think the closest I got to engaging with the magic in souls was when I was new and picking up dark souls for the first time, and someone told me pyromancy is free ranged damage.
>>569107776carian slicer is cool, it's basically a meele weapon
Official ergie 'tubers?
playing elden ring for the second time after dropping it a couple of years ago. just killed rykard without completing the volcano manor quests and i'm pretty fucking pissed that i'll be missing out on finishing them. do you guys think i'll be missing out on much? i really just wanted to see how their quests would end out.
>>569107925I have it. It's fast, but it's pretty unsatisfying and doesn't have a ton of weight to it. Know what has weight to it? Carian Grandeur
gg wild horse! Did you enjoy when I cast heal right under him instead of activating my ability? Also check out my new beauty.
Zane and Belan are the worst queue terrorists in the password right now.
>>569108298what if you... combined them... whoa... like some sort of mage.btw did you know if you leave the swap spell held it goes back to the first slot, i used to do that to do caster combos back then
>>569108238yeah those quests reward several iconic armour sets including the Main Guy outfit, alongside with all the interesting lore tidbits the set pieces include, that's what you get for rushing things
>>569108385ggs we had the same build high five. and that has nice sinergy with your current setup
>>569108593High five! It's funny I think we made them around the same time. I also wanted slightly more HP since I feel like I really struggle on her with 1040. Having at least 1200 feels much better. Unfortunately I just checked and I double up on blood loss with my current set up so I have to figure out what to change.
>>569108770It's nice I keep surviving on like 100 hp to things I'd randomly die day 1 and 2
>>569108770mmmmmmmmm thats a nice ass brother
>>569108770have you shown us your fake boobs yet
gg horse
>>569109439we should shitpost salvare more he goes way too under the radarsalvarejeet
>>569109535>keep mostly quiet since I don't want to start shit>gets called out anywaysbrother why
>>569109687hahaha jk
>>569108828Same, it makes a big difference. I'm seeing like 2mm of HP left a lot more often.>>569109112She's earned the nickname Undercaker.
I hate salvare
How do I play nightreign with you guys?
>>569109932salvate literally ruined erg baka
Queue
>>569109963Type erg in the multiplayer password box. You should at least reach depths 4 with randoms first though or you'll get raped
>>569110327I don't even want to play depth of night because getting 1 shotted is insanely unfun. I just want to fight the everdarks and whatever.
>>569109817mmmmmm pure cake wouldn't wanna mess with her
>>569110417We exclusively play DON here unfortunately
>>569110478Do you enjoy being miserable?
>>569091758Consequences of the Peace
>>569105915True.>>569109963>>569110417You missed out on the gravy train. Depths is all anyone plays here now. Give it a go with randoms but just a warning the experience varies wildly.
>>569109963Arent you the ironeye who refuses to use passives?
undertaker is cute and all but i will be playing duchess
>>569106845>replying to yourself in an attempt to soothe your bruised egoAs expected
>>569110521no i won most of my games, it's a fun learning experience and it's not as miserable as you think it is
>>569109112>>569109242Shut your faggot mouth up and see >>569095492
ult lava is really not optional with randos. some of them 3bar so much
>>569108770YWNBAW
>>569111879but that was my first post since like 7 hours ago
gg d0 strats
>>569112514gg love the tactical get grabbed so we can dps move
My friend tried to get me into RoR2 and that shit was mad boring. It's nothing like Nightreign, don't fall for the propoganda
>>569112049brother im just /pw/posting leave me out of this
>>569112774What should we play then?
>>569112774>>569112049shut the fuck up retard
>>569112774what are you talking about diddy
>>569112845idk I'm just gonna continue rotating between e33 and nightreign
>>569112974flattie
>>569110845yes that is me, go fuck yourself and argue with me I think you're a faggot
>>569112049struck a nerve into the thread shitter here well done
gg! That was my first outing with my hybrid beast claw/strevenant build. I enjoyed it a lot.
huh that one dc lost i had didn't kill my streak, what's the consensus for this? it was an erg game i can ask them to vouch
>>569112837>>569112860>terrtroon seething so hard xhe replies twice in a fit of angerLike clockwork
>>569113479it's fine, if you want to do a 100 webm thing then you could just click on the game, press Y and scroll to the bottom to prove it was a DC not a loss
schizo samefagging like usual
1/3
>>569112860>>569088449
>>5691141501/3
where's the news on the thursday maintenance, you'd almost think there wasn't a patch coming
>>569112974>e33PARRY ITThere is also nothing else like NR.
>>569114454Hello cc
>>569114454cc is it true you look like that in real life even though you're a man
>you can use vyke's spear to move the exact distance between platforms above the three fingers without any precision jumps, meaning that's how he got down therekinozaki...
>>569114454love cc more than trish
>>569114749>>569114829>>569115207weird
>>569115207loser>>569115016doubt
>>569115016he didn't get madness powers until after getting grabbed by the three fingers dummy
>>569114518Someone should make a game like nightreign. Maybe it's too much for indie devs to handle.
>>569115207facts? checked
>>569115894he does it even in his gaol prequel fight doe
>>569115980ravenswatch is the same time-based roguelike but it's not souls combat
>>569115960>
>>569116138one happy night set please
wagyu raidburgie...
>>569115980Most developer still can't copy souls formula well enough.
>>569116457cute doggo
>>569115894you can use it with no fp and still get the same jump arc. ithat's not part of his madness powers.
>>569116063uhhhh yeah because when you get there he already has been three-finger touched for a fat minute
>>569117091oh yeah that's very fair actually he did probably get down there leaping that way then you convinced me good job
I am a retarded baiting nigger from southeast asia who never played elden ring and I dont know what storm assault is
>>569117292my wife
>>569116229Not sure if I'll try it but it doesn't look bad desu. Better than risk of borain 2
I'm just gonna say it: iskys streak isn't legit because his viewers stream snipe his "random" queue.
>>569117309then why is he only using ancient dragon spells
>>569113475cutie performance
>>569117931I've seen the tards he gets. He has more than earned it lol. As seen from mantas stream, snipers aren't guaranteed to be even halfway decent at all
>>569115207sex with both
i want to become one with cc
>>569118084>>569117951Silence mushtina
>>569116138>croissant omelet cube meat burgerhttps://youtu.be/zTjeUgybZEE
>>569118108accept cc into your heart
>>569118058Vtuber simps tend to be halfwit seamonkeys. His snipers would be sweats playing to win.
>>569118205Vtuber viewers are usually in the upper echeleon of our society.
>>569117292boobies?
>>569112774What the fuck is RoR2>>569113475>>569114454Very cute
>>569112774Uhm sweaty NR copied its entire flow from RoR2, bar for bar. Even the name is a reference.
>>569118385boobies!
>>569118276said by no one ever>>569117951>>569118084>>569118108>>569118204lovely maggot faggot thread shitter posts thanks
>>569118565Stop
>>569118565delicious chocolate milkers thanks
>>569116229I haven’t gotten around to playing it yet despite having it but I thought the riding hood girl looked cute
>>569118619why?
>>569118734>>569118565I love boobies
>>569116229>>569117904might give that one a try but none of my friends own it
>>569116427>>569116318>>569116138>>569115960>>569117292>>569118115don’t post kino in this shithole have some respect
>>569116229the game is fun and also very punishing but it desperately needs boss variations imo it's always the same bosses every run.
>>569113579good idea, thanks
gg ED horsetwinblade powerstance jump attacks are pretty fun
>>569118996Man shut the hell up
>>569119972>>569112860
>>569119940gg! lol, lovely screenshot you got there. My build was zero fat, I loved it.>Charged hit negation>Successive negation and DNAF on the same gear>Taking damage negation>Melee damage>Fists with two armaments >Seal with two armamentsIt made me play stupid at the end cause I thought we could finish it faster.
>>569118996Don't post shit in this kinohole
>>569120140people say duchess is bad for you because you get used to the dodge and while i agree with it i think playing a negation poise monster is worse because you never need to dodge
Duchess is bad for you because of the dodgeIroneye is bad for you because of markExecutor is bad for you because of the suncatcherWylder is bad for you because of hookshotThat leaves us with only 6 honest nightfarers, guardian raider recluse revenant scholar undertaker
>>569120282>i think playing a negation poise monster is worse because you never need to dodgeOh it's terrible for forming bad habits. That whole run I thought I had red balancer relic on because I saw that I'd get hit and I saw that I'd get ailments, but my health was full. Having cloak + full hp + successive + charged made me lose like a millimeter of hp and then I'd heal it with augur or rally.
>>569118204>zorfat watcher>troonnah I'm good senpai
>>569120672trish?
>>569120543guardian/raider can tank everything with poiserecluse has a long dogerevenant has summons to take aggroundertaker has her skillscholar is the highest skill nightfarer
>>569120672Since when is cc a troon?
>>569120840scholar is low effort and low skill
>>569120917since the first time they avatarfagged as an anime girl
>>569121172You sure do think about trannies a lot anon
>>569120840The only skill with scholar is knowing what moves double hit and still hit you through the deflect, and a little bit of knowing where to stand to maximize ult coverage. Otherwise you're just playing pokemon snap all game to get stronger, his kit really isnt that complex and the dodge isnt that much different.
>>569121238deflection alert
anyone in q
>>569121417I'm done for tonight. Tomorrow I play more.
>>569121417I'll hop in
>>569121417>Matchmaking 1 / 3liar
>>569122417I've seen that happen to me a few times, but I'm confused because I've been seeing all the same names the whole time. I'm curious who has me blocked.
>>569120672… We’re all ZorbGAWD watchers. What a strange post.
>>569122635if you're not trish or sneedger noone *should* have you blocked but there are inevitably salty bitches on the pass
the good thign about being blocked is i make you guys play with practice like 30 times in a row
everdark liberal
>ran into a geyser that gregs fat fucking body was coveringstupid fucker
>>569123835One of the worst bosses ever created in the history of gaming
gg mystery greg, i did not account for spear CR2 attacks to be so awful.
gg mystery greghate bringing mage duchy to greg, thanks for the loot elf>>569124093i lost my only flask to walking backwards into one while he was doing the mountain move, didn't know he spawned them during it
>>569123349thats how most (b)rown tiers farmed their streakblocked all weaker players and basically duo with practik
Dormant Power Helps Discover Love
I'd there any proof that elden ring isn't an age of fire
>>569124443You found a girl who likes to play the same games as you and has the same sense of humor as you but the curse she came with is a penis.
>>569124148I probably would have taken those fists if I didn't already have a good inventory, cragfists are kino
>fists duchess>fists wyldjeet
>>569124626>trannyNo thanks>futaHmmm....genuinely a hard choice. Would you able to date a futa? Hmmmm...Alright sure but it absolutely can't be bigger than mine. And she needs to have huge tits.
>dogs front hurtbox>scientists are still trying to figure out if it exists or not>dogs fire trail hitbox>don't even bother trying to roll this one kid
i have fought dogs twice in the last 100 games, 1 hot 1 cold, something is up>>569124990here's your fists duchess
>>569125095there just so happens to be a video explaining all thishttps://youtu.be/PhKw7B0S4BQ
>>569125309I'm not watching all of that. KEK
>>569125309>open video>hear that voiceno thanks, get me a jap guide instead
>>569125272>double taking damage causes frost>affinity attack power instead of magic>wraith bell in the big 2026>ED augur
need birdseye telescope
>>569124626hot
>>569124443what if i have LLTBT on?
>>569125370>>569125372>passing up useful information over petty insignificant reasons your loss
>>569125891BLT
>>569125972It's 23 minutes. I bet you didn't even watch the full thing before linking it. And it doesn't even say anything useful on the hurtbox thing besides "yup his collision box is fucked up"
I was having as good of a time as I could have given my circumstances!CREASYCHAD
>>569125972>insignificantChemically castrating yourself is a big thing anon.Don't do it.
>>569126115Good job carrying Terr, Extremist.
nightmare mohg 10bar birdjeet
>>569126115Scary no less likely birds, but went as well as could be. :)
Name 10 Nightfarers
qing
>>569126282Jackie Chan.
>>569126341even though jee prefers bruce lee
>>569123349joke's on you practice blocked me too>>569124435my streak is 100% honest now
>>569125309>Amir trooned outDevastating. I can't bear to watch this.
ITSA MEEE EL PRACTICIMO WAHOOOO
I still don't know who the hell Villaine55 is
>>569126847thats digimonworld
>>569126315>nobody for nearly 10 minutes
>>569126894but i'm tired
>>569126035>zoomer can't sit still for 23 minutesfigures>it doesn't even say anything useful on the hurtbox what else do you want her to say? gladius has wide collision boxes which makes it hard to reach his actual hitbox with shorter weapons like fists and hammers, it's why you should aim for the legs (she says the head too but personally i find it hard to hit)>>569126169good thing it has no impact on an informative video
>>569126315>>569126894Some of us adults have work tomorrow
>>569126932
>>569126981just for that comment elf i'm queuing up more games
>>569126945You fucking said it had useful information you piece of shit, go fuck yourself.
>>569124592no
>>569127018good, game for the rest of us wagies while we suffer through an eternity of damnation
>>569126981umm, are your stocks not up 500-1000% since ER came out xister?
>>569127209You're so gay and lame.
>>569127209you're so straight and cool
>>569127025can you read? i literally summarized it for you in my post, i'm not repeating myself for some zoomer cuck who can't even watch a 20 minute video
>>569126894do you look like that
>>569127592calm down unc
>>569127497Don't talk about yourself in the 2nd person, freak.
>>569126945>her>sheHoly shit, nigger, what are you saying?
Is it lame and freaky that I talk about myself in the first person?
>>569102720xhe is one xherself
I need to make a holy build for Raider, so I can take him to the Hoelstor fight.
>>569127782my manager does this a lot when he jokes around about himself even though he's a bald 40 y.o man with a child, i think it's funny in a dumb way.
>>569110978Duchess is cuter anyway, just not as gooner-friendly (taste)
>>569124990posted it again award + mogged
the pommel on dragonscale blade is so silly
>>569125272I'm sorry cc I wish I could give you one of my godroll stave relics that's so sad
>>569124435*that’s how terr farmed his fakestreak
>>569126945>no impactThis anon listen to mentally ill people. You have a bigger problem. My prescription is - stop watch porn.
>>569128834What's up anon?
>>569128834hi
>try some base game>ping spamming, evergaol relic, ironeye who thinks he knows how to route and then proceeds to triple bar to every day boss>3rd player left, probably because of the ping spam>I leave him down on the nightlord and finish the fight myselfWe need the ability to mute or diminish pings, fromsoft
>>569129063wait for duskblooods nonny
I like the game, but I'm not too good at it. sorry you two
gg birds, rare halo slopper sighting
the image that mindbroke trannies and browns
gg white birdssorry sens for making you bait
>>569129249is it frowned upon here?
qrd on the current queuers? any terrorist?
>dodging balancers
>>569129318yes but it's just dumb elitism, use whatever you want
>>569129126>nonny
>>569129321>>569126115
>>569129318it is but it's fine for a newfriend on wylder on something like balancers>>569129321me, i'm the terrorist
What did we dodge? I wasn’t looking
>>569129481balancers
>>569129318No. Just slop who cares
I miss nine box
>>569129318yea good way to get blocked
>>569129063>Try base game everdarks to mess around and get some practice with characters I don't play>Noklateo>Gaol maxxing>Noklateo>NoklateoIt's cute that this is still happening.
>>569128702fate is cruel
>>569129712It's been 1 maybe 2days vbro
>>569129757Gaols are a top tier line fire base game though if you aren’t just running balancers. Poi farming matters a lot less since 99% of them are blue drops>>569129502Why? Not like they’re hard
>>569129951not sure, I readied up and then it dropped for me.
>>569129850Magic3 isn't too bad *hits you*
>>569129750I'm sure if I get blocked it's because I play like shit not the halo slop i hope i didn't get blocked
blocking you right now for being a scared pussy bitch
>>569130280you didn't play bad though? red basement scion's got hands at lvl 6
>>569129992Sens or guy I’ve never seen before? I’m still queueing
gg HeolstorRough Expedition, but we made it.
>>569130456guy you haven't seen yeah, I closed the game now though>>569130389I guess compared to you two I just ate shit in that fight so I was worried
>>569130609gg
>>569129407me lol
>>569130942I noticed that lolI saw you throw the bomb at the previous one and was thinking "oh, that's a good idea". I was preparing to throw my own bomb at it, when suddenly you threw yours.
Please re q ••• ‰
why are wylders always doing the goofiest shit in 'ebms?
vro said white birds
>>569131456Wydler games in a nutshell:
>>569131456secondhand joy and whimsy
meetings done, in q
>>569131913>able to queue while at workjelly, I can only browse the thread
nt 3 flasks unhealed wound carved by the nightnot sure why phys+12 ironeye had fire scorpion charm or warrior jar shard
Is sorcery Duchess even good? Should I stick playing Reclussy?
>>569134661Because I had mohgs spear and a balancerslop relic. Better question was why the recluse went to the moth to kill it when they had less likely and we had 4 flasks
>>569134661map? boss you wiped to?
glad i didn't queue
>>569134935sludgejeeta is so weak and lame...
>>569135202I am…
>>569135226there there at least you are cute
>>569134935damage scales exponentiallythe aff+6 red frenzy flame or fire+12 balancerslop vykes should've had italso emem is the only reason we didn't wipe to magma wyrm
>>569134935>both gnoster and faurtis alive with L2slop, mark and big clit caster on the team
>mark
i like belan
>>569135481said no one ever>>569134935>it's another emem griefing 3bugs with LLTBT episode
>>569135281If you’re low on flasks then it’s best not to kill the moth and just kill fartis until animus gets low then kill moth. Ideally you would’ve been on moth duty since I had mark and good damage
>>569134906Dutchess is better.
I played duchess earlier after like 70 undertaker games holy shit she's GOD I felt so mogged
If you’re two bar vs bugs and in a strugglekino you should play very, very safe and get back down to a two bar via time passed. There should be zero reason anyone ever 3 bars vs bugs.
>>569135935trvth nvke, this anon gets it. Z-tiers, an S-tier is speaking, listen and learn.
>>569135668you're ironeye + you were doing way less even after hoarding the warrior jar and fire scorpionthings didn't go to shit because someone with damage went and killed the moth, things went to shit because you left moth duty
>>569134935Oof, glad it's no me lose-posting for once.
>>569136491NTA but from my expert analysis it appears things went to shit because there are two 3 bars on the screen
who was in the wrong?
3 z tiers, it's bound to happen
pilot the beastslop rev Sludgejeeta or Rei is gonna have to do it again...
>>569136758yupunarguable facts
>>569135717These are my best relics for Recluse and Duchess. I'm guessing that restage is huge, that's why you recommended Duchess.
>>569134935yikes
any revsissy want this
>>569137207no that's assfriedrick gives 10% damage and the other 2 do jackshit
>>569136835not them but someone has to be on moth duty and if you pick ironeye everyone is gonna be expecting you to do it
>>569137207Nah rev doesn't need FP, she already has the highest
>>569137126Do I even need dormant power staffs on Duchess?
wtf why bring a lltbt bow to dogs
>>569136835I maybe could’ve got the 3 bar if I ran around and got my ult but I don’t think it would’ve mattered since we probably would’ve killed the moth again. >>569136491I did about 90% of the damage done animus hp when it went into the moth since the recluse broke off fartis when it got possessed so we did zero damage to it in ots first possession. Also I had mohgs spear, the Str respec, a balancer slop relic and 2 skill ups. That isn’t hoarding it’s just typical passive building.
>>569137126Restage and built in cast speed that better enables spammy spells like slicer or any spell that has no benefit from charged sorcery. Recluse's big gimmick is bottomless FP, but it hardly matters when bosses die before you get through a full FP bar. Meanwhile, Dutchess can just use a shard and go back to doing damage. The one exception is having a shit zdps team, but a recluse isnt going to fix that either.
>>569134906Duchess is better but best when specialized, Recluse is better as an all round caster.
>3 (technically 4) bar is complaining of “hoarding”I mean what damage are you gonna do from the floor?
>>569137495I checked the replayYou did 2000 damage at the start of phase 2We did 11000
I don't like sludgejeeta but complaining as a 4 barring wyldalit is embarassing
sludge you need to stop playing the blame game, you lose way too many runs for a supposedly good player
So mid...
>>569137724You did 11k to an unpossessed fartis. I marked animus as it went into the moth and that doesn’t show up in damage numbers and bled it with the spear. It also brings up another problem the recluse should’ve been at the moth during possession with me spamming frenzy rather than fighting fartis
Sludge always has a melty when xhe loses so lame
Are we glossing over the 4 flasks and unhealed wound of the night part of this nightmare lobbyHow does that even happen???Do we need to make a Zane-tier below the regular Z-tier?
>>569138126No we did 11K to faurtis and I did 1K to GnosterYou can hit both where their tails cross
I like zane he's chill to play with
kissing anons having melties to stop them
>>569138361You do realize that gnoster will take 0 damage while being possessed but you can get damage in on animus, why not show that damage instead of cutting it out? Doing 3k in a short window is quite a lot of damage
>>569138262He's one of the worst player to have nowadays along with belan
>>569138758we all suck (except terr) let's move on
>>569138813I’ve seen terr lose to 3 bugs a couple of times
>>569138057Does anybody actually think Sludge is a good player?
>>569138976i do
>>569138976he's decent when he's not memeing
>>569138976Hes fine usually, just prone to some melties when he loses
>>569139009I'd say he is trish or tinpo tier
>>569138976xhe is better to play with than 99% of the password and grasps basic concepts but clearly isn’t top tier
>>569138976If you read through everything about this post game melty you will understand that they understand the game better than most players even though I don’t really think people should be struggling to understand how the game works personally. They’re pretty dogshit though
Fun.
>>569138976Nah xhe's giga fraud tier. I like how he was sweating his balls off when xhe was sissy streaking and now that he's done fuck the rest of us trying to win I guess
>>569139513good run
Now that the dust has settled I think we all agree the worst player was the unknown ironeye that namedropped the other two after hiding the whole nl so they could screencap at 1bar
sigh the frostbite came too late for morgot and the dogs
>>569139513weird cuck lobby
>>569139513Nightmare lobby
>>569137724>I checked the replayCreepy game surveillance. Diddy party tier.
>not having a data center with 5435 petabytes of 4k videos of everyone's 3 bars
i will be the next terr
>>569140261but you're already terr
>>569080160I look like this
queue
>>569140386what's in it for me
>>569140310>>569140261good posts troonpo
>>569140386fck off troon *spits on you*
>>569140446xhe receives: (5% damage from Evergaol Jail)you receive: nothing
>>569140524more accuratehe receives: 5% damage + 10% max HPyou receive: 25% poise
Yesterday I got a sick red item from a gaol and I was like the gaolers must never know this...
i will be the next belan
>>569141106you mean being the worst player on the pw?it has become my whole persona at this point pls don't take that away from me
>>569141489have some dignity
>>569141489No im just saying random shit desu you're fine
belan>practinx
>>569135226Maintain those exact body proportions, but make her tits way bigger.
>>569141489dw I'm about as bad as you, I was never fast when I was younger but now I'm washed, old and bald and even slowerhttps://humanbenchmark.com/tests/reactiontime
why do people think practice is latino again? I think he's russky
>>569142189lol I keep getting 250 or so and here it says the average is 273, damn grandpa is gaming
>>569142189https://files.catbox.moe/ct160p.mp4
>>569142189we uncs have to stick togetherI did that test and it gave me almost the exact same score, 221msbtw my hand-ear coordination is still surprisingly decent so everything that has a sound cue or a rhythm to it I can usually dodge just fine, you could try it
>>569142341>>569142405damn we suck, I see most people between 170-200 in the discord this was posted...
>>569142159Good taste
>>569142527Really? I'm pressin it like as soon as it turns green. Well I am 30 guess it be hitting me. There must be some monitor latency difference or smth.
>discord starts raiding>ai gooner slop gets postedcoincidence? I think not
>>569142540>Replies to me with an image, getting my hopes up>It's not what I asked for.Better to have not posted anything at all.
>>569142786The world doesn't revolve around you...
>>569142849Then why does the world keep sending me undesirable things?
>>569140181calm down terr>>569140261>>569140310no one wants a shitter so don’t do that
>>569126945>>569127592>unc melty
>>569131738>>569131456Sounds to me like they’re enjoying and having fun with the game. Good on them. :)
>>569126981>>569127209Now I’m really curious to know what you do for a living…
>>569142189uncs get faster monitor
gg we had gaol inventory problems but we pulled through even against the worst fight in the whole game
gg spicy birdsI know you two are duoing and all but gremlin you dont always need to go for the revive when you have boss agro, I can revive mellow fine
weird cuck lobby
there's nothing wrong with being a cuck
>>569143953It was dicey but gg we swept it once again
>>569125079>>569124626>>569125778keep it to yourself fag lord
>>569143987lmao it was a one bar and i had duchess ult so we were safe if anything goes wrong while reviving.
>>569142192nah he is too laggy for a russian
my head cannon is that practice was guacho who posted twice in the vocaroo thread
>>569144209its not a big deal, i had my rev ult ready anyway, but its the kind of thing that can lead to a loss in a bad run
>>569144340russia is big, he could be from bumfuck nowhere past the urals
>>569138779he's a zorban viewer what did you expect?
>>569126387Name dropped his retarded boyfriend out of nowhere for the 152538360th time award.>>569138813Talked about himself in third person for the 2625292926262th time award.
>>569145148Hes not just a viewer, isn't he a mod or something?
>>569129268>no (you)yikes! Also >239 lossesdogshit
>>569145219kek even worse
>>569135668Ironeye or one of the ranged is supposed to be on moth duty, you selfish retard. Glad you wiped, hopefully it taught you a lesson.
>>569145667thats pretty good
>>569145653Anyone can be on moth duty but someone needs to do it. Anyone can zone the moth to keep him occupied and kill it safely, there is a specific way to move to dodge every attack AND beat the shit out of him.
>>569145730yes but ironeye usually has the easiest time since he can just plink away with his bow and keep agro
>>569136835see >>569145653
>>569138976No xhes a perma b tier at best despite being one of the longest active players.
>>569137923Thats z-tier zane (he has a phd and is super smart btw)
>>569145821Yeah ranged should default to the role if it is there but anyone can take the role and it is fine. Standing stilll and then sprinting at the moth when it attacks dodges everything, anyone can do that.
>>569140261You mean that guy with a dogshit w/l ratio and sub 100 in D0? lol
>>569140261You infuriated the TOS with this, nicely done.
So how far down are we demoting sludge after this embarrassing loss?
>>569146046>phdnice. Is it in being shit at nightreign? He can coauthor zorban's book >>569091883
meanwhile terrcuck losing multiple times recently vs horse, such a raped lame loser
Terr is probably the best player in the pw right now
you dont get to say that and still lose to horse in the big 2026 bud
>>569145093They have internet in those areas? Strange…>>569144076Take it easy please.
ggs fulghor
>>569146990gg. I got the lightning ball camp during the Balancer raid. Played it smart and patiently though. Instead of walking through the village like a dope, I went around the outer perimeter until I found the balancer, and then baited out a couple of the nearby lightning balls. Made sure not to aggro any sheep, except one that I killed quickly, and then took on the Balancer 1v1.
You're not even top 3 thoughever
>>569146479>>569146813>>569143098>>569146297you gaped him so hard he needed to initiate third person damage control samefag protocols, outstanding work
>>569147186i was on my way to you but all was under control
>>569147358'preciate it.
>>569146738
nnnnnnghh balansaar!
the blocked...
>>569142189I did it a bunch and I got ~330 every time…is this why I eat so many attacks?
>>569148197No it's the HRT messing with you
>>569120134You're annoying be quiet
>>569145667>quad killNever seen that before, S tier webm well done
Does anyone else experience this phenomenon where you're sprinting, and during your sprint, you attempt an action like your skill or ult, and it simply doesn't come out? I used to think it was a stamina issue, but now I'm not so sure. When I notice it happen, I'm quick to glance at my stamina bar, and I swear I had stamina to spare. It's like my inputs were eaten. it always happens at a crucial point in a fight too.Actually, the only other time my inputs get eaten, is when I'm trying to quickly grab a flask from a church. Sometimes it doesn't register. And when I'm trying to quickly level up at a grace in passing. During those instances, I'm typically sprinting as well. So it may just be the sprint action causing interference with other inputs.
>>569149354I only notice when I try to do a running attack with undertakers skill active
>>569149354I do but I thought it was my hands being retarded at the worst possible time.
>>569149354Desync in the moment when you need to do 4 inputs in a second and it sends a packet with only 3 of the inputs in the tickrate or whatever. I feel like it happens when one of your actions has a lot of recovery like that looney tunes turn around slip.
>>569148197
>>569146919I think I got it, practice is a russian squatting in yekaterinburg>mix of hyper-aggressiveness and thin skin so russian>yekaterinburg is the 4th largest city in russia so it's not too far-fetched>located in the middle of nowhere between the urals and siberia so terrible latency>shares a timezone with pakistan so he feels the need to hide it in his shared results screensit's too perfect to not be true
>>569148197Normal, you're just old enough to graduate from unc to gramps. You should just make peace with the fact that you can never be a mechanical god and try to work on other things like using your brain. You don't have to be fast to figure out how to position or how to route.
>>569149973It's not really squatting if you're a native though
>>569148572>>569112049
>>569142189I'm pretty tired and still managed to get 200, no wonder erg has so many floor masters
>>569150264in my times squatting was a slav thing
>>569150264I'm thinking he meant he assumes the position that slavs do
>>569145653I was on moth duty. Then they killed fartis and the recluse for some reason thought me shooting the moth with a grey bow was me struggling and killed it instead of attacking possessed fartis then they both stuck to fartis to kill it instead of one coming to help attack possessed moth
>>569150314Obnoxious
>>569150176>You should just make peace with the fact that you can never be a mechanical goconsidering it's trooncake he should make peace with the fact he will never be a woman and hopefully off himself
I miss Madison...
>>569148571Kissing the floor sometimes is worth it for the big boobs and butt >>569150176Routing is too scary I prefer to follow. Positioning and timing I can work on for sure. I overextend a lot when I melee instead of being more patient and waiting for the right time to attack. I dunno how some of you dodge the whole time while up close. I need to get away to dodge more attacks. Maybe I should start stack jump attack buffs and come flying in…
Trying to discover which city users are from, is an attempt to dox them.
>>569150717dodging away is one of the biggest bait this game does, most of the time if you don't know wtf you're doing just roll diagonally forward and you're probably safer than going backwards
>569150717You are a worthless porn addicted rape victim who molests little kids
>>569150717YWNBAW
wholesome plapcake burning both ends of the candle fixing the sexlessness epidemic
>>569150870nah it was just a fun guess to ragebait him, there's no real info to base my assumptions on and I'm not rainbolt
>40 year old autistic obese man in a dress calling himself a bimboChris chan type delusions. Only solution is a bullet to the brain.
>>569150997>>569151147>>569151303why have you chosen this moment to have a meltie
great routing terr
>>569151393Said no ever also stop talking in third person
>>569142189i'm so weak and pathetic...
>>569151303I'm pretty sure he's older than 40
>>569151374Point that finger back at yourself retard
>>569135226sludge is a girl now?
>>569151374don't go defending pedos stupid
>>569127209Do you work at a maid cafe?
>>569151974>now
>>569150540>>569151925
sexy erg sissies...
schloppy sex with erg sissies...
>>569152542>>569152628Name 5 erg sissies
>>569151974>>569152485>>569152542>>569152628>>569152703shut the fuck up and talk about the game retarded tranny faggots
There's some thread shitter hellbent on spamming offtopic dogshit every day here to fuel his porn addiction, wonder who it could be
his name starts with t and rhymes with slur
gg. It was just regular dogs, but I got to pillar all three of them as they tried to gang up on me. Felt good.
>>569150871I'll try that more, but it's so scary dodging into stuff. I'm also not sure if I'm just bad or it's how they are but I feel like there's a hang after with colossal weapons that leaves me stuck standing there where I can't do anything with my inputs. Is that me running out of stamina or is that just how the weapons are? >>569151149lol
>>569153585Tarik Shakur
RACIST NIGGAS
>find out about skins>need to defeat two different nightlords to be able to buy a new skin>beat dogs, easy>next match are dogs again, fuck why did i include that one>next two matches are failuresFUCK
i see the blocked is queuing
>>569154228why did you block me
>>569154228but I'm not, will do in an hour or so
good morning erg!!
>>569154484oi
>>569154484mornin' cutie
>>569154484good morning ryaposter
>>569147974>>569154228I wonder whomst the blocked of the evening is...
>>569154742>>569154676>>569154641
>>569154973depth status?
>>569155454about ten inches deep at the moment
tthey should add tung tung tung sahur to nightreign
>>569156604we did it triple t we popped the ai bubble
>>569156604
>>569156604>seamonkeys in erg now
doe i've been around
doe a deera female deer
>>569156604defacto
queuing but if any newfig wants to do a regular run I'm also up for it
>>569142189>>569148197>https://humanbenchmark.com/tests/reactiontimeOh ho ho I did it on my computer instead of my phone. My reaction time is pretty good actually! Yay
can the blocked please unqueue so i can find a game faster, thanks
raped + obsessed
yo terr, why'd you unadd me.
dont you guys get bored of playing this game
gg tactically utilizing 6th sense to maximize my class's potential
2/3 we need one more
>>569155454I got to 1900 yesterday! then went back down to 1200
>>569159042>no pepeNGMI
9812you changed your pfp to some nearly naked anime child thats why
>>569160141It honestly kinda sucks that Wylder's sixth sense relic line is only like 30% recharge
>>569159952Ten characters who each have like 5-6 builds to play around with gives you a lot of variety.
>>569160484>the anime child did NOT consentDoing God's work, Terr.
@terr how did you defeat deviljeet what is your secret
@Devil how did you defeat terrjeet what is your secret
>>569157482sometimes Im listening to My Favorite Things and i keep thinking this is so much better than radiohead
>>569160592>30%If only, it's almost half that.
>>569160484based I just gained so much unironic respect for terr you can count me as of your defenders for life
>>569161183No Surprises there, thom yorke has lost the plot. i don't think any of their new releases are mindblowingly good like i only liked Weird Fishes and Reckoner out of In Rainbows.
>>569161439ewww
>>569161657some newer songs aren't so bad, their last album had some really nice ones, I really love Present Tense, it's kind of insane it won't be that long since it has been 10 years with no albums in between, though thom and jonny's solo works definitely attest to their general losing of the plot
>>569161439So lame and brown and gay...
>>569160745>such an undesirable pedojeet that not even terrjeet wants to be friendsget fucked retard
>>569161843there is nothing wrong with being from pakistan
>>569161771So weak and brown and raped...
pro tips and tricks for recluse?best i got is suck mana after every 2 spells
ggs libra
>>569162464gg nice use of duchess ult there so I could break the third shield
>>569162359thats all there is to it, press the button to pew pew from range while meleeBVLLS do all the work
>>569157482got hiss ass>>569160935>>569161157false question they’re eternal lovers
@terrcuck who was it and why was it tidejeet
>>569161551>>569162142Said no one. Ever.
>terr blocking literally anyoneI guess beggars CAN be choosers.
>>569163171I'm the first post you quoted and I will say that from now on, you can rest assured about it; It is spoken of.
>>569162359A few support spells are dormant powers so never value a staff with those spells.
>>569163452We know, terr
WHY DOES THE NIGHTREIGN WINDOW KEEPS STEALING MY CURSOR. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO MOVE THE WINDOW IF IT KEEPS STEALING MY CURSOR AWAY. FUCK YOU FROMSOFT. FUCK YOU AND YOUR SHITTY PROGRAMMING.
No I'm terr
My money was definitely not on the horse...
no lltb+3 melees so it had me worried lel gg
>>569163235He blocks and unblocks me. Creepy behaviour
>>569163880that's not who I am, you should do a cognitive test soon anon it might be time to put you in a good retirement home
can i add you terr
i like jeenine
I will be the next smeebal
gg Balanced Breakfast!
terr’s willingness to insult himself for the sake of shitposting/falseflagging is kind of impressive in a totally not positive way. it’s like another flavor of self deprecating redditoid humor.
>>569164589>>569164307Being a raped immigrant will do that, best to just laugh at a distance.
>>569160484>>569160745can we see this pic for science?
i'm starting to think that erg stands for 'err general with so many terrposts around
>>569160745bodied that freak
i am terr you are terr we are terr
>>569164390Sure!
>>569164317>>569164390Relax, terr. Go for some fresh air. Take a break. Come back after.
we are charlie terr we carry the 'lamewe'll fight for the fc we'll honor his tech
>>569165094damn you sure got raped by this possibility but don't worry I will support terr even more just for you
so nice of t*rr to be the collective lolcow we all laugh at
Why is devil melting down?
The lolcow is in his loops again. What happened to him this time?
>>569165449chuddy needs his weekly melty session as always
>>569165479terr proved to be a better poster than anime pedophiles, leading to ego breakdowns
>>569165449got humiliated by terrgawd once again and lost generational izzat, this is just his way of coping
>>569165479Probably got a thread or two deleted on /v/ and came here to namedrop himself to feel better. Crazy how anons keep doing this to him.
>im not him I just use all the same language as him and behave like him and have nothing but praise to say of himembarrassing subhuman. crazy that “”””people””” like this aren’t in asylums.
>>569165479terrjeet or xhis dsjeet buddy is upset, bringing up Devilgawd unprompted (raped behavior)
Stop being weird and play game
Hahaha devilgawd nice joke I laughed
>>569165654>>569165338>>569165321>>569164970>>569164876Relax. You’re leaking all over the place. The general will still be here. Take a breather. Wipe yourself up.
>>569165841Being mogged by a Wylder and losing two horse games close to each other really mindbroke the guy.
>>569166014Xhe should rage afk the thread if xhes gonna have an episode like this.
>>569165575>>569165871dont reply to DOS
ggs gladius
gg high temperature dogssame lobby back to back, gonna take a break
My husband's girlfriend works at sony and she said to watch state of play for new fromsoft exclusive peek
can you nightreign trannies go back to your own general already
I'm queued despite my gut telling me not to.
hornse
damn the dogs blessing really does fuck with the accumuval of succ negation. thats so annoying
>>569167346ggs to the glue factory
played terribly that run guess i'll take a break
gees
ironeye>unlimited arrows>passive bonus items for team>dodge mark for bonus damage>giant silly super shotrecluse>lol no mana>press button to get mana back>lol no damage
cute newfig post
>>569168540cute, is this day one
>spell animation goes inwards then explodes>caster hands do a crushing motion throughout
>save up lightning stake before boss battle>it's curseblade >summon lighting stake so it impacts the spawn location of curseblade right after it appears>oneshot itany better feeling?
I'm such an ergie
clutching a game with 2 floorhugger
I need to become stronger.... motto...motto...!!! kuso!!
to get the benefit from an offhand passive do i have to hold it in left hand or can i still two-hand my main weapon?
I'm back after a full month of vacations.Current ergites status?
>>569169580Rough.
>>569169717hand icon only plays inhand while activeoffhand chungus passives like walking wraiths, hp on hit, fp on hit, just need to be offhand and you can 2h your main weaponif theres no special border around the passive icon then its just a passive passive you can leave it anywhere
>>569168540>can't solo a regular draconic sentinelName?
There are Duchess players in depth 5 who don't know to hit a grace to reset their revive bar.
>>569169245same fr doe
pakibvll
>>569169973some new idiot lolcow. appeared over the weekend i think.
>>569143731i dont trust anything in a browser. websites today are so shitty and laggy
Dropped my depth level to 1 and surprisingly enough I'm having fun again
>>569134935Thank you for jobbing to pests. This ought to soak up aggro from the sisters for the next few days.
ggs dreglord, funny dog on dog violence
Shut up trishtroon no one likes you
@720oxymoron
>>569169245no you are an insufferable faggot and I get tired of being around you in real life
>>569135226You really are a brat that wants to be corrected. I had no idea you were so cool.
>>569166575doubly funny post that made me laugh good job
>>569169245I look like this
>>569143731I grow stronger the older I get. The monitor must make a huge difference because I'm almost twice as fast as my phone score.
>>569172749giwtwm
what happened to the bbk list where is it
new thread>>569173001>>569173001>>569173001
>>569172837Gay
>>569173029We aren’t even on page 10 yet you rancid retard what the fuck is wrong with you
>>569175875>You can only make new thread when on page 10
>>569167123this but ergtroons
>>569175967Correct, newtroon. You’ll adapt to the local culture someday.
>>569169929>current ergites statusembarrassing losers as far as the eye can see
even doe that describes dsjeets
