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It was good
it was meg
Kikyou? What are you doing heAGGGHHHH NOOOO KIKYOU NOOOOOAIIIIIEEEEEE SOMEONE HELLLPPPP!!!!https://files.catbox.moe/6ctpki.jpg
I won the argument btw
Was it REALLY necessary for Kei's ass to be visible in her sprite like this?
>>569113950>>569113981? Context?
>>569113987She's not called fraudshino for no reason
We hate adults like you the most
>>569113940It was amazing
My studentwife will never be playable... Why even bother being alive...
>>569114124You post SeiaI shit myself
Another cringe, useless web event. Maybe they should stop wasting resources developing these.
>>569114067this kind of stuff is how you can tell we're a gookgods game and not soulless cucked chinkshit
>>569114017Niggas getting their asses eaten is so fucking gay, how did porn manage to brainwash people into it
Is it wrong to get a boner during this scene? I got a strong desire to breed Malkuth after this.
>>569114186Who?
>>569114238Beatrice
>>569114236Sounds like you just want to start a family
>>569114202You will participate in this humiliation ritual, get your 20x T4 gear selectors and you will be happy
We love students like Miyako the most
>>569114163Even sensei cries when he's alone over the bullying he receives each day
>>569114238I won't tell you, /bag/ is mean
vol 1 sucks because pinktard 1vol 3 sucks because pinktard 2vol 4 sucks because miyako is in itvol 5 is a snoozefest like who cares about that albino skelly and her dead gfvol 6 sucks and no one reads itvol f is overrated as hellvol 2 is the only good one because it stays true to the overall theme of BAvol ex is the extension of vol 2 which makes it automatically good
>>569113870>She very clearly has shown time and time again shes not really fond of being given orders and having people tell her what to do throughout the storySince when was "Hate being ordered around" is the same as "Being in a worse position than rotting in a desert infested shithole"? And most people don't likes being ordered around, it's not some sort of unique characteristic to have. What, you think the Shupos like being tard-wrangled by the superiors as well?
Name Students that you consider are underrated
This is so cringe
>>569114221I just noticed that Sof isn't wearing any panties.
>>569114409It shows discontentment with her position dumb retard.
>>569114410the mori
>>569114371I'M THE ONLY ONE IN THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE WHO CARES ABOUT NAGOOS
>>569114508None of them are wearing panties
>finally get part 1 down>not sure how to do part 2 properlyFUCK FUCK FUCK
>>569114067Subtleness is better than over the top chink gooner shit
>>569114409>Losing argument>As a last desperate effort he tries dragging it into the new thread so he can now taint this thread spending the next 400 posts arguing about it all over again and then claim he won once the other person who refuses to talk about it in this thread because only one fucking moron tried dragging old arguments into the new threadTotal fucking retard
>>569114489Why the fuck would I play this trash when I can just wait for the actual BA dev 3D game?
>>569114557you run team 2 and fill it full of autoattack buffers like m suzumi because that's the gimmick of the second half of the fight
>>569114410Is nuts underrated?
What should Part 2 Vol. 1 be about?
Why are BA players poor compared to Hoyo slop players?Stop being a neet and contribute to society.
>>569114557The copybots mirror the buffs students receiveTop two pillars can only be killed by CC, they're immortal
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>>569114595That's right anon. Take the gookako's advice. It works, doesn't it?
>>569114557Focus Fire > Suzumi > you're fucked, you got no Def down or buffs or speed buffs of any kind > Crowd Control
>>569114410
Working overtime eh
>>569114513> OH NO I HAVE TO LISTEN TO PEOPLE AT HIGHER POSITION THAN MINE, MY CURRENT LIFE IS AWFULFirst world problem level of discontentment.
>>569114557Wrong suzumi
>>569114354/bag/ is amongst the nicest generals I've seen you don't know how bad it gets
Jumbo's vagina...
>>569113742>abydos school commissioned a super weapon x years ago to deal with binah>never used because of the collapse of the school and the severe desertification of the surround area>hina is there to pick it up to advance the gehenna volume where they nuke trinity >all of it gets ignored for pinkshit trauma dumping and duesexmachina manYeah v1ch3 was a disappointment, would be nice if the trinity girls showed up to beat fake binahs ass during this raid event but I guess its millennium wank season
>numberfagging out of nowhere
ein did malkuth dirty by not giving her massive mammaries for combat purposes
>>569114595Coward
>you only need 900m to buy HoshinoWhy didn't that bitch tell me? I literally have 1b right now.
>Wakamo dying even thought Mari's heal already went off>Mika activating rapid fire instead of shooting>Hanako hitting a second pillar even though it wasn't in her cone>Wakamo shooting pillars instead of the boss>Mari getting stuck and acting like I clicked off her EX instead of on>Mika running out of Reisa's AoEComfy C it is
>>569114814Its called "regret" and yes, Kivotos is a first world continent. Glad we finally got there.
>>569114557comfy B Yesod clears everyday, Fubuki lads keep winning
>>569114595No one lost an argument to you, you just started acting like a retarded pissbaby and saying>nuh uh it doesn't count your just retarded and don't understand anythingAnytime someone made valid points or just said something you didn't like. You sound like fucking hoshino in chapter 3 "nuh I didn't lose actually." Only differenc eis you've done it like 6 times now where as hosino only did it 3 times.
>>569113868>junko trying to yuck izumi's yumNo wonder she punched me!
>>569114236This but Decaloli
Asia is slackingIf only we have chinkbots here too
>>569114595>>569114723Argument tldr? I don't feel like reading the full thing.
>>569115019TWICE#neverforget
>>569114371>V1 first 2 chapters are good>V3 is overall the best written story in Blue Archive>VF has the highest highs>V6 is great with actual progression that breaks the status quoThe presence of the real main heroine of Blue Archive dictates which main story volumes are actually good. Like it or not, the bank robbery and the hope speech are the most iconic scenes of this game and Momoi has nothing to do with it.
>>569114636>>569114737>>569114830I don't think I'm going to make it. Maybe I need more def debuffers.
The trailer for that other shitty game makes me think of the Hoshino momotalk, I think the Valentine's one where she says something along the lines of "crazy what some people will do for money"
>was actually interested in the cunny doll game>they finally show some gameplay>every single move has the flashbang frames slopMy Hero Academia and modern One Peace have permanently ruined animation forever, every fucking anime game has this eye cancer now.
>>569115138>KotamaYeah, you're fucked if that's the best you got
Gee Hoshino how come Nexon lets you have TWO Nendoroids?
>>569114869Hina wasn't there to pick it up, she was there to secure it. Makoto took the first helicopter out in the morning to have it personally dismantled.
>>569114364we love spat goddesses
>>569115238Because she's top 3 both in game and popularity
>>569115238Bro, that's mika...
I didn't dislike any of the storylines in this game.
>>569115157there's no way people actually think this shit looks good
>>569115352look at the draft
>>569115352anon...
>>569115231He has MGsuzumi Kotama is literally useless
>>569115312>Check latest popularity poll>Barely top tenshe fell off
>>569114953Yeah I'm glad you're making up shit just to prove Suou is some tragic character instead of some flimsy excuses to start a conflict over nothing. Glad to know we're agreeing that Suou's problem was nothing burger.
wheres the word cloud from previous thread? yeesod better be front and centre
>>569115238Technically Shiroko also has 2.
>>569115405Oh my god it's natsu
>>569115436Gook opinions don't count.
any actual teacher in bag? i actually have a teaching license for ethics, but working somewhere else due to low teacher pay in my county
>>569115138I made it with Rabu Serina and mSuzumi + 3 borrows if you don't have these 3 QUIT
>>569115379I think this video would pair well with smash bros sound effects
idk wtf is this nameless god shit
>>569114686>Why are BA players poor compared to Hoyo slop players?Non meme answer. BA's monetization scheme is less abusive than hoyo. You need 5 sparks in the worst case scenario to max your favorite character. BA, you only need 1 spark.
>>569115374Same but I shitpost other volumes to make my favorite one look better than the rest.
>>569114757true but serina's not that big
Release her...
>>569114686because we'd rather spend on merch
>>569115436>N*gisafag nationMeh
It may not seem like it, but this is a Hasumi general.
>>569115379strange how so many people spam impact frames now but always pretend to care about epilepsy by adding flashing light warnings everywhere and darkening the screen everytime anything fast happens in anime
>>569114686BA isn’t slop designed to drain your wallet and I buy merch instead
>>569115580I've been a Teacher's Assistant for undergraduate math, but that was just to make money while getting my degree.
/gdg/ is literally raiding and you still reply to the obvious ESL post
>>569115259>personally dismantledYeah just like that war blimp gehenna showed up in to disturb the peace treaty signing that arius squad heroically blew upI aint trusting no gehenigger with the worlds safety
I'd rather play other games than do yesod.
>>5691156501/10try harder
>>569115998any engagement is good engagement
>>569115754guh... interrogate me mommy...
>>569116048Thats our superstarWatch her as she goes
Why is Yesod taking so long to die? Doesn't he have less global health than Chugma?
>>569114686Everyone seems to have 3 to 5 sparks worth of pyros. I saw this on facebook BA group. It's way too generous.
Yukino must atone
>>569116060ritsu spotted
these filters are working great, thanks!
>ctrl+f: hidden>25 results
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9AqqmjGzeTQ
>>569116193Relax bruv we still have 6 days left in the event
You mean the gdg baggot that never leaves? I'm not sure that was an improvement over his aris bit and others
>>569114410mika, hoshino, hina, yuuka
>>569115754Is she Fes material?
>>569116271>stubsWhy even filter at all?
>>569114354I bet it's Kuzunoha
By the way what is Kei's pet name in the japanese version? Here it's Kei Kei but I wonder if it's like Rin-chan that got transformed into Rinnie?
>>569116193Weekend is overSome of us went back to work
>showing stubsGrow a spine faggots
>>569116193Who's chugma?
>>569116392Kei-chan
>>569116281kek, it's literally the biggus dickus scene
>>569116450Chugma D
The Suzumifag eventually got his reward after years of waiting, but I don't know if I can maintain the same hope.
>>569116392Every instance of nickname changes like that, its almost always -chanHina-chanKei-chanRin-chanetc etcEvery single time they change it to something random, because they're deeply afraid of honorifics, despite using sensei with no issues
Hurry up nerds, Yesod is fucking boring
I didn't think part 2 would be as frustrating as part 1's timing but this feels awful.
>>569114541Nuh uh
>>569115580I got a masters degree in foreign language teaching, didn't work a single day as a teacher
Same postSame imageDejavu or time travel?
>>569116392tinkle pants
>>569116520
>>569116579Why the fuck are you usng idol Marie?
For me, it's missing out on Yume's huge tits in the playable character roster.
Next Student to leave the NPC jail?
>>569116683Healing and cost reduction?
>>569116710cunny game btw
>>569116578Next phase doesn't start until the time is up even if he dies
>>569116701She'll be back
>>569116748
>>569116710I forgib
>>569116748The only way some of those characters count as NPCs is if it stands for no pulse.
>yesod dyeah nah i'm doing C
>3 teams for DIts owari da
>>569116565It's always funny when they try not to use honorifics because people's brains might explode. Yet the new years and other food related names stay the same. What the fuck is Karage, Osechi, Tempura, etc.I remember in the Rabbit platoon story they mentioned some lunch that was super contested, everyone wanted it, and some name I've never heard. Is it good? Probably.But chan is too scary
>>569116710
>>569116752Don't need healing and cost reduction doesn't matter if you have to spend cost to get it
>>569116748I feel like churrobros have waited long enough
oopsmissed the affection check again
>>569116579Yesod in general feels like a fight designed for a game with better controls and UI than Blue ArchiveRequiring a pure buffer party sounds like a fun idea until you remember that there's no good way to see ingame what icons go with which buff, what buffs are active in a stack of buffs of the same type, or how much time is left on any given buff.
>>569116748Where's Maia? I want her the most
>Sensei gets raped even by the cripple
>>569116748I need my tard daughter
>>569116008What kind of Hina is this?
>>569116929Maki...
ritsu would never
>>569116748easy choice
My comfy 1T D clears... gone.
>>569116748Akira and Tsumugi and maaaaaaybe Kaya
>>569116831Kaya is so beautiful oh my god she definitely has superhuman-level beauty, how can someone be this gorgeous? It should be illegal for her to be that pretty, maybe that's part of why they jailed her too aside from the coup.
>one chance at life>parents name me tedward
>>569116748Yume and deca cunny trio are dead why are they here?
>>569116748Suou has a cool design so her
>work hardMidori.exe
>>569114371Extremely super ultra mega rare Momoi W
>>569117174many are saying this
I'm getting closer. Not sure if there is a way to tighten it up.>>569116964Who should be doing the healing then?
>>569116710if she trapped me inside id forgib
>>569116748Remove Yume cause she's dead.Remove Suou cause ain't nobody want that garbage.
>>569117027imagine sensei somehow being overtaken and overpowered by himari crawling on the ground with just her arms
>>569114371GDD enjoyer, I'm sorry but Volume 2 and by extension any Volume with high GDD exposure is shit. This includes parts of Volume F
>>569117243YOu have to drop Mari. You can do Kaede or regular Mari who are way better and replace iMari with a Miyo/bHoshino/bKazusa borrow
>>569117243Nobody. You don't take enough damage to die if you're doing P2 correctly.
>>569117312>[walks away]
>>569117312>you topple himari's wheelchair to prevent her from raping you>she starts speedcrawling towards you like a horror monster
soon
>>569116748>>569117507
>>569117185Considering part 2 right now, is it not possible that Abydos could be revisited and Yume just walks in the school to Hoshino's confusion and everyone else talks about Yume as if she's been always there, and revolve an entire chapter around the idea of Hoshino being skeptical about the new Yume and not wanting to rethread her mistakes she welcomes her?
>>569117312Just walk away
Does bounty shop now just always have everything in it all the time?
>>569114541No
>>569117469
>>569117624except for the faker, the differences are meant to be minor
After learning the mechanics Yesod is generally pretty easy but he's a slog to fight because his first phase has a massive amount of HP.
>>569117624>timeline shift shenanigans from vol 0 bring a new Yume to our universeIt could happen
why is wakamo so fat in her swimsuit?
just did saori's equipment momotalk and man, she really is the best. u.saori when?
>>569117438>>569117445No one is going to survive without healing
>>569117810Why is her smile so beautiful?
>>569117308Osiris' death and resurrection is the biggest part of Egyptian mythology, Yume will get better
>>569117894Kaede is cheaper in the long run and you can take a more valuable striker so you can actually do damage
>>569117810If you consider that dangles are almost always pinching the character's neck or head or upper body, then that means Himari there is doing the sitting pose in that angle purely with her core strength. She might not like walking, but it seems she's trained her core to be that strong.
>>569115793>>569115887I wonder how much money they make in merchandise?
Iroha is the perfect woman
>>569117992I don't have a leveled Kaede nor an assist one.
Deca has a point
>>569117894There are plenty of teams without healing
>>569118038Oh em gee traitor hi
>>569118065If you're NA, you can borrow my Kaede because your current state is pitiful at best
>>569117894Boss skill shield during the smash and put serina, her normal by itself can already heal, you don't even have to use her skill
>>569118038It would be hot if Himari had abs
>>569117850That's one of the problem by introducing alternate timeline shenanigans. I first thought sensei would slip into another world to fight and stop AL-1S and that would be how Kei got her new body.
>>569117756oh well, there goes my hopes
>>569117990And since when did Blue Archive, or gook in general, ever give a shit about muh mythology unless it's Jew or Christian shits? It's surface level at most.Get off the copium train.
>>569117873Soon
>>569118038Kys nigger traitor.
>>569118097Rape is le good actually
>>569117624Okay, but *munch* *munch* *munch* *munch* *munch* *munch*
>>569116869it's still a lot better than 2 teams for C
oh no...
suou
>>569117624They already gave a clue yume could come back at the end of volume ex
>tickets never capped>1T D all bosses except Yesod>very likely to have extra tickets when the boss dies while sleeping or workingWhy did you bother optimizing your runs? It's all pointless you could have spent less time malding. Vanilla vitamins.
>>569118303I want to make sweet love to my wife Fake-chan
>>569117469That would be too much exercise for a lazy cripple who only uses her hands for shit like using a pc or a phone. The best she can do is crawl 2 meters at most before feeling too tired and a lot of pain in her arms
>>569118498>>1T D all bosses>less time maldinguh.... yeah....
>>569118484>meg doing Azrael’s astral finish on hasumi
>>569118484hasumi is heavier than that rock
My drummer
Bloodborne 2 in less than 24 hours
>>569118052I respect your opinion, HOWEVER, I disagree with you
>>569118551if you actually played the game before then all the raid bosses are basically on easy mode
>https://x.com/Asora_EN/status/2061674167578316837it's over
>>569118660okay
>>569118614LMAO LOOK AT THIS RETARD
>>569116748>Last seen almost two years ago
>>569118587Misaki wouldn't wear preppy shit
>>569118749Aight maybe not that game but P6 or P4 Revival is almost certainly gonna be there
>>569118736over what? explain
>>569118838She would if Sensei and Atsuko asked
>>569118897I need a JRPG with the gamers so bad...
>>569117469>you topple himari's wheelchair ro prevent her from raping you>she stands up
>>569117756Are there even differences right now beyond Nise-chan existing?>>569118201The more likely development is that the GSC has Yume's body stored somewhere, or we run into her while doing some other afterlife/netherworld shenanigans.>>569118215Can't have Jewish Exodus without a Pharaoh
>>569118958And final boss music plays
>>569116748Does Kuzunoha have a chance?
>>569118924loli panties aren't visible
>>569118736>multiple men and gay twink mcYep thank god they left
>>569118498if you actually 1T everything you have already saved enough tickets across the week for an extra run compared to 2Ting them
>>569118983Peroro looks different
>>569118948We need an azur lane crosswave equivalent for blue archive honestly. If kantai collection and azur lane can get console games there's no reason we can't too.
>>569118736>same bitch on the poster twicekek
>>569118924it's over, over
>>569116748Who’s between Mai and Kai?
>>569118736>men with actual facesjesus fucking christ are they retarded
>>569119065she is a rapist
>>569118958We already have a drawing of that pic with Himari. It's a soundpost but I don't have it on my phone
Mika love
>>569118736>males
What do I use kether's f3 ability on phase 2 yesod? I do current towers -> yesod arm.Or am I supposed to just do yesod arm only as it's piercing damage?
>>569119138Kaguya
>>569119156Is this supposed to be a bad thing?
>>569118736>MalesWhy would pikaman betray us like thisAss oral bros how do we cope?
>>569119156>>569119065
ENTER
>>569119151the guy is the MC, the others are just the Gematria equivalent (and they're toys)
>>569119156Name 5 students that aren't rapists
What are the chances the fake pres ends up becoming our third shittem ai daughter?
>>569119421Miyo and "Wakamoth"
Watch Backrooms (2026).
rape completes what love begins
I'm so fucking close to figuring this out. Is losing Mari's stacking def down worth another student like Rio or something?
>>569115436Based Mika
>>569119501>A21 slop
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sp2JtcYUoBoit's over...he's been slacking on challenge videos for a while so i've had to find others, not really surprising
I'm following my old Yesod timeline and the timing's all fucked. Also can't mock P2 wtf?
>>569119421Hifumi, Airi, Mari, Serina and Miyo.
looking at my assists, this is the best i can do, i don't have sucky and idk what else to put on the special slot, the rentry uses serina but i don't think healing is an issue and if anything mitcher would be better i think, niya offers some def down and cost recovery but she doesn't deals much damage in the grand scheme of things
>>569118736>NTROh no no no HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>>569114489>>569114614
>>569119614never heard of this faggot
this thread is ass
>>569119563halo doko
>>569119546Obviously not but Serina might be overkill if you got Mari
>>569119381They should’ve not given the mc a design if they were gonna make him look like that. Overall looks like a weak attempt to copy BA without understanding why it’s so good.
>>569119381>they stole the design from the deer man of Doubutsu NingenYou can't make this shit up HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>569117125>genius criminal mastermind uses the entirety of her mental bandwidth to think about sensei cock
>>569119703I refuse to believe you don't have Hoshino available
>>569119331i don't like sports bra
>>569119493>Miy-This whole time... I've been holding back.I've been trying to be a good girl, you know? It's not like I wanted to be a criminal.But you just keep pushing me.Sensei....Sensei...! SENSEI!! AAAAAAGGHH! *SLURRRRRRP SLUUUURRRP**CHOLCLOULOUCHHHH GLUG GLUG**SMOOOOOOOOOOCH*IT'S YOUR FAULT THAT I'M LIKE THISIT'S YOUR FAULT THAT I CAN NEVER GET BETTERIT'S YOUR FAULT THAT I HAVE TO DO SUCH AWFUL THINGS TO SURVIVETHIS IS THE ONLY WAY I CAN BE HAPPYSO THE LEAST YOU CAN DO TO REPAY ME ISRAISE YOUR HIPS*PLAP PLAP PLAP*I HATE YOU! I HATE YOU SO MUCH!SENSEI!!!*SPLUUUUUUUUUURT*Guh.....wheeeew...
>>569119703If you really want it to be a special slot, the Wildhunt hamster girl maybe I forgot her name
>>569114686They fucked up their monetization(good!)I have not spent a dime on the game and I have every girl I want. Right now I can hard spark two girls. It's just so damn generous
>>569119948guh
>It's a Honkek cloneYep, BA won.
>>569118736I think it's stupid how so many people get upset over dudes being in gachas. Like in BA for example, Kivotos seems like a unreal dream world with no dudes when you're suppose to expect these girls have normal families when Sensei is the only dude in town. It really breaks the illusion and makes the world seem more fake. Also the implications is Sensei is a manwhore with the entire world as his harem which is fucking disgusting.
>>569119882rabu is my best aoe CC both in my roster and the assists...>>569119949she is also not available, maple is looking tempting now as a replacement for mari
>>569119851>Doubutsu Ningentrash mangaall of those "what if the roles are reversed haha" manga about animals and humans are fucking trash, almost as bad as gantz.
>>569119938Miyo would say this
Fatsumi
>>569119949Zundamon
>>569119421She respects your rights
>>569120027you will do less damage replacing Mari for Kaede.
>>569120083Sensei would be a public use dildo in her communist utopia.
>>569119790he was bigger years ago but fell off, makes sense if you're new. since you're slurring you're probably not very intelligent so i imagine you don't understand japanese either.
>>569120029Which makes it all the more hilarious that they had to steal shit from a shitty manga lol
>>569119421my dogwife threw a festival just for me
Why is there no yesod vid up.... is this really a 2 teamer...
Uppies for Alice!
>play the equivalent of a momotalk in another gacha game >It turns into a story about a completely different character right away, like starting Neru's momotalk instantly turns into a story about Noa instead. >Or a momotalk where you're supposed to spend time with the swimsuit heroine you paid money for, only for it to turn into her interacting with your shitty mascot character the entire time, and the main heroine cockblocks you the entire time, "you" don't even show up at all as she spends the entire day with the mascot and heroine instead>Even momotalks where the girl just basically spends the entire time being shipped with and bonding with the equivalent of a dog man the entire time as the story tries claiming she has a closer relationship with this literal NPC than you Most people here have no idea how lucky we have it The sickest part is we have retards who want our game to turn into that shit as well. We have one schizo who constantly argues momotalks need to be about girl on girl relationships with tons of side character cameos and less about sensei
>>569103338It will be hilarious if it has better production values in its story than HSR. I love what someone said "Hoyo is treating HSR like it's making ZZZ money while they treat ZZZ like it's making HSR money"
givin me hod vibes
Apologize right now
Gogurt for Alice!
>>569119938is Miyo really like this...?
>>569120142Being nice is often the first step towards rape
>>569120052I wish her breasts were a bit smaller and her tummy was a bit fatter
>>569119875>professor thinking of sensei's cock>sensei thinking of professor's pantyhose
>>569119421Takanashi HoshinoIzayoi NonomiSunaookami ShirokoKuromi SerikaOkusora Ayane
>>569120241Tonight's new PV is doremsang kino once again. I missed them so much.
>>569120158she weighs like 100 kilos bro
>>569120302There are at least 4 posts this could be a response to
>>569118303
>>569118736>gematria expiesCreatively bankrupt.
>>569120345guh
>>569120280
>>569120207What they should do to improve momotalks is create group chats if you raise the Affection of specific students high enough, they get group momos. Kinda like Group Stories but momo style.(More personal. Less Kivotos autism like Group Stories)
>>569120569You just want group sex with your students.
>>569120025What's your opinion on BA's story?
>>569119126>when you have no characters but you need to shit out a trailer for investors
>>569120352He said "students that aren't rapist" and you just posted a list of the most dangerous rapists from Abydos
>>569120518I think they fucked up by making her too cute.her face should be longer and not round like this
I suspect Yesod was actually finally adjusted to account for the extra 5 days so we'll get like 3 days of it before ded
>>569117624No retards think Part 2 is about a timeline shift when it's actually about platonic ideas. The student council president is a platonic idea that cannot exist in reality and Fake-chan is a flawed representation of that idea created by Rins desire and the power of Shakedes staff.
>>569120518That's literally what came to mind when I saw it in the morning lmao. It's nuts how we all go from "oh damn she's a mastermind keikaku woman" to that silly girl with puffy cheeks
Finally did it. Removing Mari for Rio was it.
I'm retarded, I went into Yesod p2 with my old team, not thinking I could update it with my dMitchiru
Nom nom nom
>>569120668guilty as charged
>>569119065She said she hates me
>>569120025nice one but you made it too obvious, do better next time
>>569120668And what if I do
>>569120703People dumped all their tickets on Chokmuhnuts because it only requires 1 team. Yesod will go down faster after tickets finish regenerating.
>>569120774Mika would say this
>>569120718I didnt say anything about a timeline shift though, I was suggesting a fake Yume
>>569120486LIFT YOUR DAUGHTER YOU WEAKLING. SHE DESERVES UPPIES!
>>569120694She's just 17 years old at most
Steaks
We have mini stories about the mobs interacting with other mobs but when are we getting a story about a mob interacting with Sensei?
>lvl 90>comfy Ahow it's meant to be
>>569120541
>>569120025Kivotos literally is fake retard.
It's really bittersweet how BA crafts so many wonderful characters in side/npc roles but because its gacha they're expected to be "freed" from "NPC jail". I could not stand all the leddit-tier 'Seia has no voice' jokes that comprised every mention of her for a full year. It would be the most creatively bankrupt decision in the world to bring Yume back.
>>569118736>mystery niggas in key artSKIP
>>569120817You don't lift Alice, Alice lifts you.
>>569120863Technically we have one with JTF mob
>>569120679I really like it and think it has a lot of amazing moments but it's undermined by what I said. I really enjoy it regardless but these aren't girls.>>569120786Time for someone to schizo out and think I'm some pajeet shill or a shitposter when I give my honest opinion. Retard.
GUILTY AS CHARGEDBUT DAMMIT IT AINT RIGHTTHERES SOMEONE ELSE CONTROLLING MEEEEE
>>569120990struck a nerve lmao
>>569120486I bench that every monday and thursday though
>>569120863>he forgot when the summer Valkyrie mob literally abused her authority
>>569120962Wait, but that's an absolute win.
>>569120925If it isn't a true paradise then why even bother keeping the illusion? Maybe the priests are right.
>>569120841delish
>>569120668Yes. And?
>>569120680>'shit out' a trailer>full PV from doremsang with several dozen hand-drawn frames the amount of creative power that went into Blue Archive was truly pearls beyond swine. The stupidest decision the team that left made was trying to make another gacha where half the audience for your product are drooling retards. If they'd just release a visual novel with good writing and porn it would have timeless artistic value.
>>569120718Thats the thingWith enough people talking about stuff and that stuff will it into existance. That is lore or the fake stuff, so in theory they can "will" yume and deca trio into existance with that method.
>forgot I was doing it in mock instead of with ticketsDude, just fuck my shit up.
>>569120518i don't get it, what does chewy mean in that context?
>Yesod>Maldy or Comfy
>>569114067I love how Mutsuki's L2D flashes just a sliver, I think about that a lot
>>569120990Why is it undermined instead of just something that stands on its own? Is having dream worlds really that much of a dealbreaker?
Noa ate my homework. Please believe me
>ZZZ is the most searched gacha on booru in 2026This proves that Blue Archive's gigantic bloat of booru posts is nothing but a result of a bunch of extremely dedicated vocal minority schizoids who live on boorus 24/7. A fabricated popularity.
>>569121269Double spark plans?
Project RX is also not Blue Archive. It's a completely different timeline. Your students won't be there but you're still subsidizing it. It's the Marathon to our Destiny 2. If you had Blue Archive's best interests in mind you'd be just as loud about your displeasure for it as you are for AO.
>>569120025I think it is ridiculous to have your opinions on a work of fiction ride or die on how believable it is. This is a game where all the characters are quasi-immortal schoolgirls who run around with guns and can get hit by a train and still survive, with magic literally everywhere and fucking dogs that walk and talk on two legs but somehow the nonexistence of human male characters is the dealbreaker. Ridiculous. It's even more ridiculous given that the game has been justifying the absurd nature of the setting through its lore for a while now.
>>569121112>cucked by the KoansLmaoLol
Yume is dead cause I ate 'er.
>>569121067I'm honestly just tired of my contray opinion being mistake for those undesirables.>>569121314What's the point of keeping something fake alive when it's clearly fake? What's the point of having this dream keep going when it's clearly abnormal. Perhaps this is asian thinking to continue it.
>>569121330>site created by westerners and browsed primarily by westerners is more interested in the game that appeals more to westerner tastes over the one that caters to more niche japanese otaku tastesshocker
>cakeyou don't have your own general, do you?
>>569120486My sweet daughterwife jumps into my arms with all her might everytime she sees me, and I will always be able to tank it!
>>569121393Put this anon in the screencap when they EoS us for RX.
If Blue Archive gets announced for PS5 tomorrow or Xbox this week will you play it on console?
>>569120025>moids opinion
>>569121293Just think about it as cute and a bit pitifulThe xitter post itself talk it probably not just about the sprite itself but the story as well
I'm bored, please post BA comic.
>>569121330Do you really believe them when they literally said they hated Blue Archive?
>>569121213>If they'd just release a visual novel with good writing and porn it would have timeless artistic value.it's almost as if they're a bunch of retards with overinflated egos that are trying to chase money
>>569121358Kei and Fat Shiroko. I hope I get them early when I blow everything so I can get Super Hoshino.
>>569121393>If you had Blue Archive's best interests in mind>implying anyone shitting up /bag/ with off topic games has BA's best interests in mind
>>569121618yeah I'll buy a console for it
I have nothing to add to this conversation
I am 7.2 inches
>contray>being mistake
>>569121618It is called the Absolute STATE of Play for a reason
>>569121330Anon we literally have Yostar mass paying artists to draw BA.
>>569121672Oh, I didn't realize you needed 4 banners while sitting on 1. Godspeed
>>569121757Hello midget-san.
>>569121505>What's the point of keeping something fake alive when it's clearly fake?To intentionally explore a setting that differs itself from the real world because it introduces unknown elements to play around with and mess with your expectations.This isn't a uniquely asian way of thinking. Might as well ask why Alice in Wonderland is a thing when it's clearly a fake nonsense world
ass
>>569121707Don't sell yourself short. What ever you have to say I'm sure it has value to the conversation.
I want Aris to touch me inappropriately
>>569121505Anon you might have a severe case of nihilism. You should ask Misaki how she got over that.
*PSSSSHHHHHHH*
>>569121757Can I keep you as a pet? I'll build a nice cage for you
>>569121649
>>569121847Botezuri
>>569121901Is she marking her territory?
>>569121832Yeah, I don't have any of those girls. I was hoping Fat Shiroko would spook me last fes but alas.
>>569121901You realize how smelly fox urine is?
>>569121854This but the other way around, I think?
Roll for bYuzu
>>569121901Absolutely vile
>444 posts>227 filterednice.
Mandatory 21 tickets for Yesod and his HP isn't moving. Aieee
I want Alice to touch me appropriately.
Why do we love piss but not shit? They're both forms of human waste.
>444 posts>444 filterednice.
>>569121301I hate how all I can think about with this scene is when I hit this null pointer error on the steam version (they eventually fixed it). I think this was my first lobby too after the tutorial one.
>>569122046I couldn't be bothered to 1t p1 so I have to borrow 6 wakamos and 6 shanakos if I want to clear it 3 times a day kek
>disgusting bag hours i'm out
>>569122137kek
>it's another muh paid fanarts retard again
>>569122137>NaN?
immediate decapitation of gookako posters
>>569122268many are saying this
>>569121991Not until I have Kei-Kei and Abi Eshuh Alice.
Read Nisemonogatari
>>569120863Best I can think of is in kannas first momotalk before she arrives at schale you recall a valkyrie mob on schale duty telling you how she's meant to be scary
hehe sorry sorry~
>one of my favorite BA animators whose art I used as my pfp for Facebook, Twitter and reddit is now making Ai slopKill me please
>gookako hoursBest hours
Chibis are not eroticChibis are not eroticChibis are not eroticChibis are not eroticChibis are not erotic
theres a lot of gook students but only ako got the flak? seems mighty unfair to me
>>569121505This isn't a serious criticism whatsoever. You're just (rhetorically) asking why is a fictional story choosing to be fictional.
Oh for fucks sake I just realised I forgot to do the Chinese battleship game.
How useful will aToki be after this event is over? My lvl 80 newfag ass can only bring her up to 5*, maybe I should spend the currency on materials for better students instead
MOBLOVE
>>569121293I saw the original tweet, it's "mochi-mochi", like Trickcal's mochi-mochi.Basically evoking the want to pinch her cheeks (based on her art and story)
>>569122371>reading Nisioslop
>>569122449name and shame
>>569122478say it a few more times and maybe your boner will die downFREAK.
For Lordaeron
>>569122449>facebookare you 60 years old?
I choose to believe Kivotos is a real place where memes become real through some metaphysical fuckery and the Shittim Chest runs on Sensei's love for the students.
Uhhhhwhy is my Suzumi looking like she just got off from an 8 hour shift in the coal mines
i know it's you /gdg/
>>569122371>diddyahhbludgatari
I woke upDo we love Suou yet
>out of miyo borrowswhat do
>>5691225465* is cheap and good enough
>>569122778I wanna cum inside this chibi
>>569122314How the fuck do you mess up a microwave meal?
>>569122778kek wtf
>>569122810Get your own Miyo
>>569122727>can just about tank a Tomahawk missile>forgives Saori for shooting him>then falls out of low earth orbit and all he loses are his clothesWait why does this make sense???
>>5691225465* is the usual big stat checkpoint, UE40 and beyond gives like maybe 3% more hp etc aside from weapon effects. Do continue to keep farming Toki for this phase since its more expensive further on and you'll be pissing raid coins soon (covers the other non gift stuff)
>>569122810Who is dumb enough to borrow Miyo when Mimori is free?
>>569119192Last I posted it, the soundpost is already dead. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S73sumMd3nQ
>>569122847If you follow the instructions to the letter, the microwave you use could be too strong or too weak anyway
>>569122314i can relate to that
>>569122265Not a Number. Usually means something was loaded incorrectly in Javascript land.
Playing Global has to be the most cucked experience ever because what do you mean they're getting FOX squad in October???
>>569122874so far ive only been spooked by eri, kanoe, and fuyu>>569122897uhhh... me...
lol
>>569122810She's a permanent you know, you could always just pull on Himaris banner until you got her and then you'd never run out of Miyo again
>>569122935Sorry Anon. But I can't speak moonrunes.
>>569122847my microwave sometimes acts up when I am trying to reheat chicken nuggetsday A>dump nugs on a dish>put it into the microwave>1:30 minute>hit start (heat is set to high by default)>nugs comes out okday B>dump nugs on a dish>put it into the microwave>1:30 minute>hit start (heat is set to high by default)>nugs comes out looking like hardened rocks
>>569122610It's picrelJongie filmsThis is probably my favorite of hishttps://youtu.be/m_mOE4bdI_c?si=NCPmMBXV8eBSr9ZLHe started making none blue archive stuff for a while but wasn't as successful then disappeared for a yearHe recently came back making relatively high effort Ai slophttps://youtu.be/2nWRzma1gFc?si=gGFYayf6bRAROToJIt's pretty creepy since I couldn't tell it was slop for the first few minutes, especially since I can't understand Korean. Koreans manage to instantly tell it's Ai though so I guess the tone of the voices in their ears come across as soulless as the slop videos I sometimes see on Instagram reels.
>>569122897Miyo is better
Do you guys have that one image where Rio turns into a plushie out of fear from seeing the GDD?
>>569122935I'm patient.
>>569122707WorseI'm Peeeenoooyyy so it's still widely used
>>569122546She will likely be the free option for the new crab boss. But we really don't know if she's going to be meta over the other dispels yet though. She may be the cope for rena/fox skippers.
>it's already June
>>569122935> OctoberNigga we're not in 2024 anymore, we're getting the FOX in August at most.
>>569122935Don't play FGO or Uma
>>569123085.... have you not looked at the global banner schedule?
>>569123075No way. The year just started
any NA bros with a Saki to share? I want to do one more run before heading to bed
>>569122175Kek
>>569122574Atleast medaka box is pretty greatI enjoy kumagawa writing so damn much
>>569122987Anon it's 2026 you have>Dedicated people who consistently translate stories and post in on YouTube (using in-engine translation)>Some Thailand kid who's currently postponing his translation patch (probably because of exams or something)>Good OCR tools for a whole ass PC clientConsidering that said PC client runs on Unity i wouldn't be surprised if it's possible to translate the game yourself with existing tools (dunno i haven't tried but it probably works)
>>569122795Oh...>>569110614>>569111534That wasn't me (I think anon was talking about me)I do this thing where I check every /bag/ I missed while sleeping for mentions of Suou and saw all this.....to be clear I post Suou because I'm in love with her and want more of herand I have to admit I'm a very new player (although I beat all of the story, I didn't go through all of the archived events yet) so a lot of my knowledge about the game and characters are second-handbut also I agree with that post, Anon conveyed my feelings succinctly and I'm happy that there is another Suouhead in heresorry for this useless infodump it's all very gay and self serving but I felt the need to do it. Let's stay litty in this /bag/ of ours
>>569123167Just do the Tsubaki BHoshino Noa Suzumi SShiroko Mari comp
>>569123237Yes. I want to do all that just to play my cute and funny game instead of just being patient. You fucking ADHD autist.
I guess if we're gonna be whaling on Yesod for 3 days I'll need to figure out a C clear
>>569123167bwo your rabu?
>>569123237Or I can just wait and get all that with zero hassle besides getting spoiled by fags in this general.
>>569123332Cuck
>>569123005looks very japanese
OUUUUGH HIMAEI
>>569123167Post code.
I'm going to dump my tickets into autoing Yesod A and then go play something else. Beat the boss for me cucks I'm just here for the story.
>>569123237I have 0 intention of living in japan or marrying a japanese woman so why would I spend thousands of hours laboring over my reading skills?
>>569123513Why are you calling us cucks when you're the one getting cucked out of proper rewards lmao
I don't like the deus ex machina voice, probably my actual least favorite thing about volume ex (it gets worse)
>>569123543so you can read manga and Blue Archive without reading for subsmyself I'm sweating with anticipation for all the trash isekai I'll be able to consume on my own
>>569123592why?
>mald Yesod's p1 for 2h trying to use 1 team>eventually get so tired I start hitting 2 pillars at once with sHanako>decide that my time is worth more than 5 pyro>end up sleeping 5h because I had to wake up earlyFUCK YESOD
>bend over backwards to play a game in a language you don't understand>you are a cuck for not doing thisThe self report is real on that one.
>just consume the slop, bro
>>569121901what a waste...
>>569122897Mimori takes a lot of damage, need to shield her with Mari carefully. Idk, maybe if you super build her she doesn't.
>>569123590>cucked out of proper rewards>in an infinite game that constantly reruns contentAnon... I...
>>569123764They don't rerun world raids, numbnuts
>not knowing at least 5 different languages including japanese Is this general infested with retards or what?
>>569123764your time and interest towards ba isn't infinitein fact you will lose interest ba just as most have by next year
>he thinks aToki is getting a rerunngmi
>>569123810Mari, not everyone needs to be the Pope
>>569123264but I like my comfy Miyo runs>>569123443I have her but all the striker slots are occupied >>569123509ARWZUNSSthx anon
Ritsu "the rits" Usuba, I need you to smuggle me across the borderI know I'm in good hands
>>569123838Would Toki let me put my penis in her butt?
>>569123838There's a constant supply of free eligma every month
>>569123650Feels particularly ass-pully. While the game has danced with ass pulls a fair amount, the voice feels particularly egregious (especially when it really starts acting up)It's mainly since it's not really established or hinted at at all (unless you count the voice that spoke to Decagrammaton in the first place and awakened it). It reminds me of how Naruto ended with the Sage of Six Paths suddenly existing and being super important and secretly communicating with the protagonists (which is bad, I would say)
>>569123831Doesn't that mean that it's pointless to care about efficiency because in the end everything will fade away regardless?
>>569123831But I've been here for 3 years and I'm so autistic about the game that I made my own text based adventure game after the Vol F drought on Global so I can keep hanging out with my students?
You know what's funny? Diplomats and military people have a special secret way of learning languages within months that they're not sharing with us plebes.
>>569116560The trick is to balance out your desire/patience by not solely focusing on that and enjoying some of the things the game is giving you right nowIt did hurt me a bit each time we got those news streams with no Suzumi alt but I still like this game a lot so I'm able to enjoy a lot of the stuff we got even if I didn't get what I wanted yetThough luck would have it, the game did end up giving me EXACTLY what I wanted
>Yesod only dropped 4% in the last 5 hoursFilter cubo...
I learned English by playing AOE2 and Diablo 2.
>>569123443Need to lick her sweat
>can consistency do t3 DsI wish I could 1t part 1 but it's too much of a headache.
Everyone talks about Kei and Aris but Himari is just as sexy
>>569124021Should I be happy I get to farm more Yesod Ds or sad I get to farm more Yesod Ds?
>>569123920The Sage of Six paths was introduced back in the arc when Naruto first met Jiraiya and Jiraiya himself mentioned Naruto was the child of prophecy or whatever. The real asspull was introducing the sage's brother and Kaguya and also making Sasuke part of Naruto's prophecy
There's no way to mock p2, right? I kinda wanna try D but I didn't fuck around with Yesod enough when he was actually around as a TA and I'm not sure if my jank borrows would be able to clear phase 2 since I'm so limited on focus fire students.
>>569124064Just one more day
>>569124094Bro your Noa borrows?
>>569124006I will try my best to keep moving forward...
>>569123831I doubt that, I'm a steamfag who's locked in the for next couple years anyway. I play 1 other gacha and I'm fine with that, I have a steam library
my tickets hit the cap while I was sleeping now that I'm offically turbo bricked I needn't care anymore, you guys have fun with Yesod
>>569123994That secret is probably the fact that they get paid to do it for a living.
>he doesn't know Latin>he doesn't know Greek>he doesn't know Hebrew>he doesn't know Japanese>he doesn't know Korean >he only knows his native tongue>he can't read the Bible nor BA in it's original textMy people are destroyed for lack of knowledge...
>>569124251>BA in it is original textlooks like you don't know English
>>569124191Good luck
Christian larpniggers are truly the worst
>he doesn't create his own languages with their own grammar and over 10 thousand custom wordsFrna lapanm kokl soroman "nigger" khak.
>>569124094If you can do p1, you should be able to do p2, at worst you 2T it.Since C is minimum 11tickets, even 5T D is better than C
>>569124251The classical education was knowing enough Greek to read Homer in the original, but Harvard doesn't do that anymore
>>569124149
>>569124186There is exactly one and it's a 3* with lvl 3 EX and t5 gear. I'm not even sure if she'd survive.
>>569124251This.
>>569124401Hod shield makes hp irrelevant
>>569124306He's clearly joking, don't need to be offended by the word of God
>>569124317uaopau oauoauoa "faggot" aouaou aouaoua
>>569124382That butt must be as stiff as a boulder. You can actually feel her pubis through them.
>>569124401Oof, generally you don't really need much in terms of hp, I think she'd be fine if you have a healer. Not sure if her ex would be enough tho
people talk about ticket efficiency but we're all gonna be capped and sitting on tickets for a few days anyways so I'm just gonna say, "well those tickets I used inefficiently regen'd during the downtime so it's no real loss"
>probably have to do yesod more than 3 times
>>569124483What the fuck
>>5691242514chud antichrist don't want to read the bible
>>569124382Imagine pounding her asshole until she criesGUH
>>569124295If you're gonna correct my typo, at least remember your midori pic.
>>569124382Why is her ass square like that
>>569124630>typoit's a grammatical error
I'll let you guys handle Yesod
>>569124317ogerb uckferb ourselfyerb ouerb iggernerb aggotferb
>>569124538Probably have to do it 12 more times
Yesod B is easy afWhy not do yesod B if youre shit at the game
>>569124595Why stop there? Prolapse or go home.
>>569124714John Nexon will save us..
>>569124641She's thin
>>569124483What the FUCK
>>569124746Don't cry when everyone will be using UE50 Toki for the new Raid, retard
Hehehehe
>>569124667Typos are errors in typing, I made a grammatical mistake while typing fast, therefore, typo. In either case, you forgot your midori pic.
>>569124836if the fubukis wont put effort in current raid, what makes you think theyre gonna put any effort in the new ones?
>>569124878Relationship mogged
Bogos binted?
>>569123135>April 22nd + Current gap (4m1w)>August 29thAnd this is assuming we won't have further reductions down the line
>>569124746I would be fine with Yesod if they made it so you only have to do p1 but I can't bother doing the entire raid
>>569124879Now that Iroha alt is only few weeks away, can we finally get an alt for Chihiro please?
>>569124836Stop whining about being a retarded shitter every 3 minutes then you skill issue retarded niggerAccept the fact youre a retard that cant read skills and stick to B
Is it even possible to 1t C?
What happens if I burger Koharu
you guys weren't kidding about struggling to keep wakamo alive lol
>spent nearly three hours learning Yesod DYou know. It's still not as bad as when I was trying to learn Hod or Chokmah.
>>569124836People will pull for Rena, Yukino and pjKoyuki. We're not in low supply of cleansers.And A.Toki is only used for utility anyway
Im not losing my hair over 5 toki elephs
yesod D is a lot easier with kether's ability to target the lanterns. it's a consistent 1T for phase 1 as long as you just don't fuck up the color matching part. that being said fuck the idea of doing this twice in a single day
>>569124939It's not about effort, it's about being lazy and effective as much as possible, no fubuki will say no to a comfy INS clear with a free welfare
>>569125069But you've already lost your hair sensei
>several Noas for borrow>none of them are 5* or aboveI was told that people liked Noa here. What gives?
I haven't gotten plat in over two years.
>>569125247Brutal, I started 6months ago and I got plat for last srkr
>>569124487must feel good when using her to rub one out down there
>>569125247I'm so glad my server, the humble NA server, is easy mode when it comes to raids
>>569125232Uhhhh... gomen?
>>569125016Probably not
>>569125247I have been autoing almost every non-yesod raid for about a year. And only non-yesod because the last time I tried to auto yesod I exploded.
how come yesod phase 2 music isn't playing?
>>569125357it does when the first arm blows up
>>569125271The students I like and want to roll for are never meta and I'm always low on eligma. Since there hasn't been a raid where I only need to borrow one student in years and I have few meta UE40+'s I'm basically eternally trapped in Extreme
My Lovely StudentWife Noa
>>569125093it's a double edge sword, sure i have more cost to keep my students alive and do more damage, but now i have more cost to manage and sometimes i overload
>>569125232gomen, noa
Fuck you I will continue to do Yesod B runs that don't even need Wakamo and mSuzumi and if Toki has an issue with this she better rape me
>>569124879Veritas Vanitatum
>>569112801I know what you mean but saying "murder" and "kill" in this context is so fucking funny to me
>>569125397I doubt you can't do INS if you actually tried
>>569125340Damn. What a pain. The entire reason I wanted to do c was so I could 1t it.
>>569124986Just say no I didn't, bro.
crab?
>>569125016>>569125586yeah, you can'tat best u can tickle the first arm a little bit
Is this SFW?https://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=14160085
>>569125247I've played since 2022 and i have NEVER gotten a single plat.My only viable defense is that i've never spent a dime on it too but really, it's mostly just me being retarded.
>>569125557I probably could for some raids, but I've never been able to do it on my first try and I'm too lazy to repeat mock battles endlessly or watch guides and sweatily replicate them for a chance at doing it. If I can't figure out a raid entirely on my own, I just don't bother. The last raid I looked up guides for was Yesod because I went in and instantly died and got confused.
>>569125423Omg traitor hi!
>>569125642Its Kanna so its safe
>>569125397> Trapped in extremeYou are full of shit, post roster.
>>569124986It can't be that much, I started on Seia banner and my anniversary is in slightly less than 2 weeks. Did they really speed it up then?
Two kots.
That was a fun fight. The prophet abilities really make things easier
>can't even do Yesod CI'm too stupid... I'll just do Yesod B.....
You niggers need to explain to my why content doesn't release same day between JP and Global. Not shitposting here. If other gachas can do it, what the fuck is Nexon doing that qe have several months of delays?
>>569125397All that while posting the student for comfy torment
Pat you are students
gogurt you're students
>>569126027Finally a good one
>>569126027>gogurt you're students>pic doesn't have any gogurt
>>569125969It gets hard when you don't release on the same day. Should they just skip 6 months worth of content? That said they don't even seem to even seriously try the whole acceleration thing.
>>569125683No amount of posting off meta clears will ever convince these types of people to actually try. Just let them keep believing it's not possible so they feel better about giving up.
>>569126118i got banned for a week last time for posting the one with the gogu...
me (limping, starving, dehydrated, pulling up to nexon offices at 5AM, handing a huge stack of paper to the first office worker I see): these are my ideas on how to improve the story of blue archiveoffice worker (in korean): security get this white devil off the premises
Aru, how many supplies do I have to click in that web event?
>>569126296
I'm going crazy with the constant raid. Please let me rest... We have to do this for one month? Please have mercy
can someone please post that one mari pic where she's saying, "noooo you can't" over and over?
>>569126348The raids for the next 3 weeks are completely braindead
>>569126192I think I know which one you're talking about but I don't wanna risk posting it either right now.
Corncern...
>>56912642311: Zune Relaunch
>>569126348malkuth is gonna be really easy at leastyou can just turn off your brainit's more a friend/club check than anything
>>569125683The next deflection will be>why bother clearing insane with non meta teams when I'm going to get gold anywayCompleting ignoring that missing all the extra non pyro rewards for clearing insane is the reason he can't build his students in the first place
ADD SAKI TO ARCHIVE RECRUITMENT ALREADY YOU FUCKS
The June affection check is still ongoing, please post a screenshot of your studentwife from the Students menu, with at least 30+ affection as usual.I'm planning on leaving it open until 2-3 hours before the daily reset to grab a few anons who went to sleep before the initial announcement, unless you guys think I can just close it in the next hour or so.>can I post her even if she isn't maxed?Of course, progress is always appreciated.
>>569126420it was this one before removing the gurt and i'd rather not keep talking about it because i also got banned for talking about what got me banned
holy fucking aura
>>569126558Omg traitor hi!
31-day anon did you clear yesod c
>>569126558July can't come sooner
>>569126631Why are you using that site?
>>569126558Kys Noafaggot.
>>569126558>>569126631Affection Cake in the Other /bag/>6 replies in 10 minutes with several Affection 100 StudentsAffection Cake in this /bag/>no replies in 10 minutes>except for the weird stalking guyWhat the fuck happened?
>>569126679
She cute desu
>>569126679is that!?
>>569126740Why should I care about it?
>>569125397>I'm basically eternally trapped in Extremebrotheryou can easily do ins if you've been playing for two yearsins is easyI get golds because I'm on the edge of quitting so I'm too lazy to do the fight and just throw together a random team and auto it. but I was doing insanes when my students were still only in their 80s. I look back at my first insane clear and I see a level 64 kayoko and a level 76 shoshino. give it a try next raid. believe in me who believes in you.
>>569125683Okay. Behold, the ultimate shitter. I'm old too. There's no easy way to prove it, since titles were added after I started playing, but I was here day 1 of global. Look at my binah torphies. Look at my former glory. Tremble at my laziness.
>>569126716but, that's not me
>>569126740YWNBBAG
>>569126991Those are easy torment roster
>>569126631NTA I mean that's funny, I have used either for periods one is a little annoying with the dice shit and maybe more circlejerky the other is classic but lets 1-3 worst actors run rampantIt's never occurred to me to read both simultaneously...
>>569126991if you're already getting gold then there's not much reason to do Extreme for gold, you could easily do torment or even insane if you wanted to however
>>569126558
what if we just dont do yesod and let the timer runs out?
>>569126558+1
>>569127071Yeah but I'm not playing the game with a Youtube video on my phone. Either I rawdog it and win or I don't bother at all. Better yet, if I see two teams are required I don't even try.
>>569127110we send in meg
>>569119810*BRAAAAAAAPPPP*
>>569127110Dont worry the very organic hits will make him die in time, just like kokma losing 500mil hp a second in the last couple percents
>>569126991> D.Hina> Mika> i.Mari> Can't clear INSANEYou don't need a guide to do Insane with this roster.
>>569127110nexon will slowly kill the raid regardless don't be mistaken and expect it not to go down if nobody does it
Where's the chinkbots when you need them?
>>569127131I mean, I don't do that either. Believe it or not, INS is piss easy with your students and TOR is just a bit of effort with those UE'd students
>>569127165That's organic though. People trying to get the last hits in so they refresh tickets or spend before it's too late.
>>569125595Which schedule are you even referring to?
coom in doomrope in hope
>other game keeps on vaguepostingWhat's their problem
>>569126740maybe don't post it at 3 in the morning dumbass nigger I'm not logging in now to take screenshots
smeg the meg
>>569127336I don't know. What's yours?
>>569127285Nothing. He's pulling shit out of his ass.
>>569127246Why do you want the boss to die faster? That means less farming time.
>>569127343Shunny wouldn't say that
>>569126740people only care dumbstuff and shitflinging here, just for the sake of fast thread.
>>569127343Shunny would say this, Mina taught her the word
hyakkarouran summer rerun next week?
>>569126740/bag/ has fallen, millions must clear Yesod
>>56912748010th yes
these devs gotta tighten the fuck up, dropped inputs feel worse than ever
>>569127431Then fuck off to there then if it offend your fragile ass.
>>569127543MEG!
>>569127504splendid
>>569127480Yes
>>569127550they messed something up with the steam release. for all their faults emulators don't have that problem
>comfy 1T D clears all week>comfy 2T D yesodFeels good.
>>569084114>>569083139I wasn't aware of this secret. I thought hoshino was there for DEF down
>>569127648It doesn't count nigga, you posted multiple girls and that's a big no no
>>569127745Nah it does count tho.
I'll tell you one thing and I'm not ashamed to say it, my estimation of Sensei as a man just fucking plummeted.
Can we have a Gogurt Thread?
I wanna strangle these irrepentant criminals like Kasumi and Haruna. I don't know, I just want to kill someone that is extremely hated by all.
requesting planass bread
>>569127732kek that's me, yeah I didn't know about her atk buff on ex. It made all the difference between not clearing and having 30s to spare
gimmie that meg
>>569127775It doesn't count if they cant shame you for your students not being UE605MMMMMM25/25/25
>>569127943>>569127943>>569127943
>>569127796I want to try to and get raped for my troubles.
>>569127838You're not alone, pretty sure there are some of the youtube """guide""" makers that bring bHosh and then don't EX.
>>569127745He's not posting it at the usual time, I'm too lazy to open paint and screenshots right now. He should know who I am anyway.
>>569120207Which game?
>>569126558hoarding for her bd
>>569119823I mean someone gotta auto heal the squad? maybe?
>>569127958I'd rather stab her in the throat, see if it instantly destroys her halo.
>>569127987nice, there is a takane connoisseur
>>569128109It won't. This will only encourage her to tie your hands to the bed and rape you harder.
>>569128262Even if it's happened, I'll still kill her. I'd even try and kill Koyuki.
>>569126027
>>569118736They could've made the male MC to look like gigachads just like Nikke. What is it with nips consistently make their male MC a twink with bed hair after a 12 hour shift monitoring Yahoo auction?
>>569120694like this?also can anyone tell me why JP calls her Roa-chan? Is it suppose to be an ancronym?
>>569129479Distortion of Arona maybe?
>>569126207What do you think of V1C3 Suouanon
>>569122847my idiot old man will sometimes leave metal forks in the microwave with his plate or try to microwave something wrapped in tin foil
