Umad Edition>Upcoming Expansion: Evercoldhttps://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/evercold/https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dk3rfUC80DE [Embed]>Patch 7.5 Noteshttps://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/topics/detail/07320affa7e0fcd9685afcbe54fbf55405b6d822>Make it Rain Campaign: May 29 - June 24https://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/special/2026/the_make_it_rain_campaign/NX0yR0viwE>Resourceshttps://rentry.org/xivgresourceshttps://rentry.org/syncshells>Meetups• June 3, 9:00 PM EDT | Primal, Famfrit, Lavender Beds W15 P20 | Spooky Club: Twin Peaks >>568995926 • June 5, 2:00 PM PT/5:00 PM ET | Materia, Ravana, Solution 9 Residential Radius 9-11 | Summer Game Fest 2026 Meetup >>569045426 • June 6, 6:30 PM EDT | Zalera, Crystal Mist W15 P24 | Monthly Malera Meetup! - Maleras Only! >>568891014 Previously: >>569114937
femra supremacy
it should've been the athena ultimate
it's up
>>569121121Ugh, fuck, daddy likey daddys gonna ugh fuck daddy made a mess in his pants its your fault you fucking skank daddy isnt a quickshot you did thisyuore gonna get punished later for this
but why does juniper verkko not want to folllow the carrot around on the stick come here little bunny
Ultimate Weapon? Yeah babe I got one right here.>Unzips
Koji Fox I am going to throw rocks at you for making me have to read this dialogue.
>>569121863Why is it so small..?
>>569121863Small
nigga looks at a picture of a literal cat and cums
How do we feel about PCT mains?
https://youtu.be/QSEI7tkA0_k?t=479Thread theme
>>569121863I mean at least you're confident...
>>569121818kukky wukky
>>569121930woman? rapemale? worst players
Boom. You're pregnant.https://files.catbox.moe/9941vw.gif
>>569121818dude im literally gonna schizo you
hello
>>569121894Have you done the level cap limit break quests yet?
>>569121894My favorite part is when that one taru-taru goes "I'M CUMMING WUMMING"
>>569121994gay
I hate tails so muchWhy is there no option to remove?
>>569122039I'm 60 right now, haven't gotten around to doing the LB to unlock 65.>>569122040There's no way that's a thing.
>>569122024dude get out of my face or i'm LITERALLY gonna schizo you
Why did they add a new cosmic exploration zone instead of the new OC zone?
>>569121748Raping the concubines in the back
Anyone wanna plap?
>>569121927don't call me out like this 'ock
>>569122078alright im schizoing you now
>>569122084because the new OC zone comes in 7.55?
>>569122136Why
>>569122110i fear the court jester is plotting against me.
>>569121994No comment
>>569121994who da frog is this
>>569122084Because if you've been playing this game for longer than expansion you'd realize that they never double up on same type of content. The Ultimate and OC count as Combat content, so they never release both of them at the same time.
>>569121994Cute fish
>>569122128Are lalakids microscopic?
>>569122084they gotta pad shit out for 6 more months, so combat content will be drip fed as much as possible
I fell asleep and missed the lodestone anchorhope you can still accept my humble lala
>>569122163That's not true
>>569121927Yeah AND?????
You have to be a lala to sex lalas or else your a pedo.
>>569121994gj again! hope there'll be some uwu this weekend for my to try I've watched a ton of vods yesterday just need to hit the sims now...
>>569121994heh>>569121145Ooo have fun picking an artist, looking forward to seeing what you get
>>569122074>I'm 60 right now, haven't gotten around to doing the LB to unlock 65.I hope you post in thread when you get to them. You will know what I'm talking about. I did not expect it at all. I think it's the 70-75 limit break, I'm not sure.
>>569121994Guess I have to replay xenogears now.
>>569121994uhh... ok?
>>569122142because all the other OC stuff has come out in the x.55 patches.But because that gives people something to do the last few months before evercold and Cosmic is something that will take a long time to finish so they start early on those.
>See friend avatarfag in the thread instead of replying to my discord message
>>569121994I got tifa but she's a big girl
>>569122332You're just not that interesting.
>>569122332/pet /pet
>>569122332you know what you did
>>569122332is it meeeee
>>569121994A fine specimen.
>No shoesDamn, they know what I like.
>new ultimate weapons datamined before the patch is even up
I know you rerolled me
>>569122396You must be new here
>>569122404I’m just…not into THAT
>>569121843anon you're being scary... did you know bunnies can literally have a heart attack and DIE if you scare or stress them? you need to be kind and gentle...
>>569121994I missed my opportunity to ritualpost all the fishra lodestones and was rewarded with rolling one anyways. Wonderful..
>>569121994Who tf
Oh so you don't want your femra to be my sunnie's mommy dom?So you hate me. You want me to die. Fine. I guess I will just die.
i lied, i never went back to sleep.stupid lodestone sloppa still going.weapons look like dogshit
>>569122426no one is into sunnies...
>>569122396>WoW tourist or XIV/Yoshida hater tourist visits the thread to shitpost>accidentally reveals that he's a tourist>again
>>569122209Prove me wrong
>>569122492guy who playerscoped all of alter
>>569122465Femras? scary? you should be scared.
Bros i lost to everdark libra...
>>569122396>>569122425>>569122507>>569122523POST PICTURES I WANT TO SEE THE GLOW
>>569122507Is there something you do aside from blogpost about your shitty NEET sleep schedule and whine like a newfag?
>>569122168>>569122238thank you for rolling me femra
>>569121994hello my new steppesister
>>569121994
>>569122396First patch for you?
Why do people like auras so much when highlanders exists? They're literally perfect
>ultimate raiders brag about doing hard content>cheat as much as possible Why are raiders like this?
>>569121994oh hey I rolled my wife
>>569122536okay I will
>>569122507You still look really cute with that clown makeup on /smooch
>>569122564that boss is actually ridiculous, i think i beat him once and then never tried it again
>>569122567check last thread
>>569122573why UMAD?
>someone rolled my feiKek
Rekka you're so desperate to be noticed here
>>569122591they prefer their women not to look like men
>>569122238>>569122575Can an idiot like me clear uwu?
>>569122284this duskie stinks good
>>569122595>claim not to care about endgame content>spend every free second making fun of raiderswhy are casuals like this?
>>569122595they dont actually care about it being hard, its all about bragging rights (no one ever remembers who gets the world first clear)
>>569122507shut up and spread your cheeks or die
>>569121994I got a kitty cat man!
>>569122674If I can have no prior hard content experience and jump straight into and clear you can too
>>569122507You will play the game and pay the sub!
>>569122496sorry, my femra wants a sunnie dommy mommy instead
>>569122746where can I find groups to teach fresh new people? I need someone to hold my hand...
>>569122771Yeah they fuckin
>>569121994Is my new UMAD static clearing?
>>569122746did you use auto markers to cheat or play the real fight regularly
>>569122676It's not even casuals. I consider myself casual and I still play the game, I just don't do Savage or Ultimate. The sort of people sitting in thread bitching about literally EVERYTHING are the faggots who AFK in Limsa or Ul'dah or wherever they do that at, and they post on social media while logged into the game, thinking they are playing the game. They might do an Alliance Raid roulette and then leave when it's not Crystal Tower. Those are the people who are bitching about Ultimates.
STEP UP STEP RIGHT UP!PLACE YOUR BETS EVERYONE! What completely stupid cheating drama will happen with this ultimate? HURRY HURRY!
>>569122816top left fucking carries
>>569122674anyone can clear uwu ill only speak on it bc its the only fight ive done but it definitely felt more like a time commitment since its a puzzle fight and the puzzle has already been solved. if you PF, good fucking luck and if you static just have 7 ppl who are actually dedicated. my static wasnt even that consistent in terms of having everyone there but we raided on sundays for 6 hours and that helped me drill as much as possible. sims helped a lot too. you can do it!!
>>569122816Depends on if there is stairs
>>569122841Xenos getting permabanned for cheating his ban
>>569122780Because you hate me...
>>569122816>me h2fuuuuuuck no we're not clearing
>>569122609i never know how to respond to these, thanks i guessyou playing UMAD tomorrow? my static is gearing new recruits instead and will start next week maybe. at least there will be some raidplans by the time we get to start
>>569122737there i am, gary
>>569122591Highlanders faces looks bad
>>569122780hey... do you like sunnie+ and softdoms?
>>569122841Ultimate world's first will be botted
>>569121994reddit celebrity
idk who this is but I'm okay with it
>>569122839Yeah I know its a specific type of loser, I was just making a generalization as equally ludicrous as the one he initially made
>>569122654Because I'll be in UMAD with my GF who spammed me with all the weapons talking about how excited she was to get one and how happy she's gonna be progging an ultimate with me again.
>>569122873sorry, my femra just doesn't have a dominant bone in her body...>>569122894yea i love those
>>569122841Cleared in 1 day by CN
>>569122823lol pf uses AM so good luck not doing that
>>569122816I'm afraid not because somehow the cripple in a wheelchair does more damage than your DPS
>>569122925That's a European
>>569122968what face is your femra? :3c
>>569122880A positive response is a plus! I planned on a sleeping earlier and jumping into it when the servers went up but I'm still awake like an idiot so I'm debating whether or not I just sleep and start a few hours late or not.
>>569122823If you're talking about the titan gaol markers then yeah lol>>569122792No clue, I had like three other friends help me prog while PFing it for a few weekends.
>>569121994My 10 pull, should I reroll my account?
>>569122496you cant be a submissive sunnie everyone will disrespect you
>>569122816not with me on sam
>"God I'm so much better than those faggot casual shitters:>turns on splatoon>"fucking retards can't even do their rotation right">turns on wraith combo>"botting crafting is not playing the game">turns on no pixel, cammy, and automarkers
>>569123013>Joker>DanteThat's two collab characters, you could probably sell the account for $50
>>569123001face 4 xaela... i'm sorry...
why's everyone pulling the same 5 people
>>569123013Nah solid
>>569123046the saddest thing is that half the raiders ive met do this kinda stuff
>>569123013how do we have this many males
please post us that freakin frookin CRAFTING RELIC LEAKS!
>>569123046
>>569123046You sound like a console player lmaooooooo
>>569122551oh its the femra that literally HATES me and never reaches out I just think you're shitposting me at this point>>569122674anyone who says it is easy is bullshitting and gaslighting you uwu is not a dungeon or a variant but it is doable if you can handle the fight duration and have patient people (preferably vets who've cleared before) around who can point out stuff to youalso listen to >>569122857 and try to get a team that awakens the primals consistently (mainly titan) because adjusting to the awoken landslides can take a little whilesee if you can find people to go through with you I think even like 1-3 people to pf with would already help a whole lot even if you can't get a full squad
>>569123046I say and do these things.
>>569123074>scaley neckbeard/pet /pet
>>569123081you know why
>>569123046I unironically know people like this and I really hate it.
>>569123013>All common colour pullsreroll immediately
>>569123081I got a lalafell and rerolled (I didn't have my eyes open when I hit prntscrn)
>>569123046When will my bot clear DDs for me?
>>569123019>you cant be a submissive sunnie everyone will disrespect youAnon that's literally what I want people to do
>>569123081Odd no?
>>569123046You forgot Cactbot and ACT
>>569122841Xeno getting perma'd please it would be so funny
>>569122841Xeno streams "his friend totally not him" as a "joke" with every addon and splatoon and gets his twitch banned then some CN group clears in 6 hours with no VoD and everyone ignores it until they get a recorded clear and declare it world first while chinants rage out in broken english.
>>569123154DDs have BEEN bottable
>>569123081It's Juniper samefagging their pulls to pretend they're popular.
>>569123013The Roe is SS-Rank but the Hrothgar and two Viera are going to be dead weight in Act III unless your free story orb pulls get you something better.
>>569123154There used to be a plugin to tell you where the traps were
>EW savage raids>"Just add body checks!"
>>569121994I have no idea who this is.
>>569123196retard
the body checks bro its bullshit bro. i wouldnt be cheating if it wasnt for those damn body checks
>>569121994How bad is my 10draw?
>>569122925Yozi Tallu, I want to plap them
>>569123091Male characters outside a couple exceptions (like me) don't post themselves much.
>trannies are already melting down about Xeno>AGAINIt's going to be a beautiful day
>>569123229EW fight design is the most dogshit garbage this game has ever seen
Anyone got Gunbreaker and Viper kefka weapons?
>>569121994Forcing them to coke post.
>>569121994>mieratook a lot of restraint to not reroll
>>569123307how come dsr is the best ult then
>>569123327viola's toes
she cute
Why am I seeing so much seethe around the new ult when it's not even out yet?
>>569123196which bot?
>>569122997no wonder i have no clue
>>569123180he stands a legitimately high chance of it now that he's apparently been found ban evading on a guildie's account
>>569123160you think you do but you don't
>>569123091I'm being so real when I ask this:Do you REALLY believe that ALL of /xivg/ is just 12 or so avatarfags?
Brand new ultimate for raiders to bot so they can idle in Limsa and die to fucking Pyretics
>>5691233721.) It's not2.) It's a SHB era fight delayed to EW.
this is about to be a good patch.
>>569123424Would they be able to nail him just by looking at his IP?
>>569123279>several known cheatersyou'll clear.
>>569123526oh my goodness gracious
>>569123524no since xeno uses game-oriented VPN services or proxy tunnels, but they can take a very educated guess from his specs and maybe some kind of hardware fingerprinting
>>569121994Here is my
>>569123279>my wife>dante>cool wheelchair guyPretty solid imo
>>569123424The funniest part is that it's the "VOUCH FOR ME" guys girlfriend because he's a huge Xeno simp who orbits him endlessly and paypigs for most of his shit like flying him and llamatodd out to events.>>569123524SE can just report him to twitch for streaming a game he's banned from and get his twitch possibly perma'd.
>>569123521what' that
>>569123521The fuck even is this?
>>569123436I literally doIt literally gives me a sense of peace and happiness when I'm disrespected, as long as I'm wanted...
>>569121994Is this an S rank pull?
>>569123494Seeing "ultimate" raiders die to the most telegraphed retard attacks because their cheat software won't tell them where to stand/what to do is always such kino
>>569123529>cheatersBricked account. Gonna delete it
>>569123645Only if you like ass pubes
>>569121994I'll pull 12 random contestants to spin the wheel!Our first lucky light party gets...>Blue Viera beelines towards the sea of swedish fish...and catches a swedish swordfish! >Gold Viera doesn't go far as she stops and frolicks with the cotton candy cotton tailed bunnies >Gray Creature makes a detour and mistakes the Glue Kingdom for candy land...that won't stop them from an all you-can-eat buffet!>Black Cat loves licorice! A little too much! She has been banned from licorice lake.
>>569123645thats an F
>>569123645bricked account
which cc team is winning
guh
>>569123643you won't be wanted. you will be discarded.
>troons spending the week spam reporting drama streamer instead of progging the ultimateLmao, no wonder everyone outside your shitty bubble hates you.
>>569123710Huj wins because huj tops viola
>>569123683Kino>>569123710Much as I love the wheelchair cat the malezen slang too hard to be defeated
This game unironically made me transbut I'm hsts and I'm looking for a boyfriend to play this game with
>>569123752>everyone that dislikes xeno is a troongo back llamatodd
>>569123105sighghh... Slow burn femras never win...
>>569123780hey
>last thread:>"literally nobody cares about xeno">this thread:>"yeah, so xeno is 100% getting banned for ban evasion, he's using srumplo dumpkin's account, who is actually the girlfriend of peeblo winkins, who can be seen in the ancient XIV meme where the guy screams "CAN YOU NOT, PLEASE?" over and over again, yeah they go way back, actually one time he bought something from my retainer on the market board, funny story, anyway so I've been spamming f5 on his FC page and that's how I found the information, I even have screenshots from the 5 minutes where the lodestone wasn't private yet, do you wanna see them?"
>>569123710not one but two malezen bwcs
>>569123461yeah
>>569123279>>569123645>submitted themselves twice
>>569123645i would let them dom me
>>569123780Hello. Do you like malera?
>>569123780How soft did your skin get?
>>569123645SSS Tier.Present this to KR and you'll get a free gpose
>>569123645This would be the gacha equivalent of getting partnered with the kid everyone thinks is gonna shoot up the school
>Those ultimate weaponsUltimate raiders are clowns confirmed
>>569123710i have a 100% winrate against that xaela the stats dont lie
Sad that I'm going to bed in an hour. Wanted to watch to see if Xeno gets banned or if he evades successfully.
>>569123862I forget were those colors from the lesbian pride flag or the pedo pride flag?
>>569122816me as h1 is kinda bad I only ever play tanks in high end content gg
>>569123845Someone has been going around submitting others to the roulette. This is a very good reminder to set your lodestone to private if you haven't already.
>>569123710it looks like top sweeps, but it's a trick, the melezens are too busy touching tips at spawn
>>569123803>>569123848YeahDo you like moonies?>>569123849Very, 3 years on hrt and I was pretty soft before
>>569123813*A tier 3 sub to Xenosys Vex has been added to your account for this post*
my sunnie calls all trans girls princess and good girl
>>569123373VIOLES
>>569123958im watchin
>>569123741Obviously I dont want that... how do I escape this fate sister...
Me femlala is like this.
>>569122338FOR YOU
>>569123962lizzy....
>>569123862>SAM sword is cock n ballskek
never wearing open toe boots again
No one rolled me
My friends will be doing UMAD without me and I don't even get to watch.
>>569123046For me it's>God I'm so much better than those faggot casual shitters>Turns on PS5
>>569123962yeah, do you like sunnies?
>>569122816raping M2 and H2>>569123013raping the fiera and fish>>569123279raping both fieras>>569123593raping the cat and the fiddies>>569123683raping all 4>>569123710raping the femras and the white cat
>didn't get rolled>weird>not in the roulette at all despite the person before and after me being in it and rolled multiple times
>>569124039this is like being twice as cucked or something
>>569124061No? I said I'm hstsI like males only I like manly men muscular men hairy men big cocks and aggressive behavior
>>569123962My malezen always wanted to be touchy with a transmoonie but didnt want to be a chaser so it has left him conflicted
>>569124120What the fuck is hsts
>>569123373It just doesn't have the same ring to it.
yeah fuck glowy weapons
>>569123965I don't know how you guys aren't understanding this. (YOU) are the one who watches him, not me. I'm here on /xivg/ experiencing your obsession second hand.
>>569123813wild that i can tell this is gt just from the style + the webm
>>569124185
>>569124135she's just like me frfr
>>569124103Why is my fiera raped in every instance of her appearance...?
hfffwwuughheuwehgh euwueghh wehgu whegy gyyuuug ugu ugu uguuu guuu guu wheuu.
>>569123862these colors look like the celestial effects from poe1 and now I'm tempted to make a glam based on them with armor that emits some sort of energy if possible that is if I ever clear the fight and get these weapons one day>>569123798thing is I'll always prefer talking to people in-game no matter what
Ok but POST COSMIC MOUNTS?????
>>569121994>>569123683Our second light party gets a wonderful surprise!>Red 'Ra enters a room where she is crowned Miss Eorzea! Finally her talent recognized!>No Pants Lala is immediately dressed in a firefighter's uniform! No knees won't stop this plucky potato from sliding down to save the day!>Brown cat wins Eorzea's Got Talent for his amazing one man band performance! >Browner cat is given a hot meal and somewhere to sleep for the night! Wow! Aiming high here folks!
>>569124235I wish to know this as well
>>569124212I don't know who GT is, but I am not GT, so you're wrong.(and apparently schizo or otherwise obsessed with this "GT" in addition to being obsessed with xeno)
>>569124248I am sure you'd be able, it's crazy how as a new player you tackled the tier pretty fast, and you also did great during FT, you are a natural raider.
Redditors are now preparing to monitor every single streamer for the most benign, useless qol mods and label them as "cheating" as if they actually give a competitive edge and don't just make the monotonous slogfest of ultimates more bearable.Obviously most of these people would never actually play the ultimate themselves. In fact, watching streamers in any capacity is one of the most beta things you can do.
>>569124235you look like you are asking for a man to dick you down
>>569124235>>569124289shes just that rapeable
>>569124190Then scroll past it, there's plenty of other posts you could write paragraphs about than defending and glazing Xenos over posts from known info gathered from some schizo we use to make fun of him.
I'll never forgive ultimate raiders for breaking my mods for a few hours.
What if instead of femras they were called themras and them ras were actuall y becoming some sort of several fermas in final fantasy fourteen? the 1r4th final fantasy oh no we cant be having that around here no more fermras or thermras only femras and tehrmas and fianel fantasasy FORT TEAN Fourteen utmost final fantasies some pepole are their femras but some people are just having a bad day and arent they're their femras no matter what (i like muffy mog) several thousand femras are getting ready to join final fantasy 14 tonight after maintenence mainteineancee The Dancing what now!? cosmic exploring who?! your jus't making up words buddy never talk to me or my 39 femras ever again
>>569124325>>569124358I...see.
>>569124292no need to seethe this hard Great Turd
>>569121994ah sweet SSR grandpa
>>569124324I want to suck your dick
>>569124324That's great and all but I'm gonna need to see some ass before I take your opinion into greater consideration
>>569123997Have you actually played it or is the alpha going to sit in your steam library for months while you make excuses to not play it outside of posting that one screenshot from the steam preview page and making it a cornerstone of your personality in lieu of consuming the media you talk about to seem more interesting than you are?
My lalaboys like a nurse shark
>>569124415rape
>>569124106it was most likely either an accident or the image you used was too low quality. that or you're lying like one guy always does every single time a roulette gets posted.
>>569124415what about sweet love while holding hands instead?
>>569123904Both.
>>569124431*shoves your SSR*https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LEC_lkpD3rM
oh im getting rerolled again
>>569124447bodied that freakplay astlibra
>>569124289You are rapeable too desu
>>569124475he would tank it
Never conquered
thread powercouple idea:Great Turd and Dirty Benchod
>>569124324yea yea blah blah get on your knees you know the drill
https://poal.me/7zm783https://poal.me/7zm783https://poal.me/7zm783important
i forgot to post my femlala but could you please roll her anyway
>>569124379>Then scroll past itIt's funny that my commentary on the absolute state of /xivg/ obviously triggered you personally because it was inadvertently about (You), and yet you could not yourself just "scroll past it". You absolute clown. >>569124416I literally don't know who that is. I don't know who most of you people are. I kinda feel bad for him though, because he apparently has a schizo obsessed with him. If he's an avatarfag, can you at least describe him? Maybe I can provide to you my opinion of him.
Evens post my forgotten moonieOdds go to bed
>>569124525>man fuck femrai'm trying
>>569124106>verified that i was included in the roulette>still haven't been rolled or postedI crave attention...
>>569124525Man.Fuck.FEMRA.
>>569124547>It's funny that my commentary on the absolute state of /xivg/ obviously triggered you personally because it was inadvertently about (You), and yet you could not yourself just "scroll past it". You absolute clown.BODIED that freak
>>569124447People love their "Just like me" posting.
>>569124525"Love and cherish femra" becomes "man fuck femra" when I have to deal with them in here
femra are just disposable onaholes to me
>>569124525I can't get a femra EB despite being in Balmung. Bitches be playing hard to get.
>>569124437Assuming you're a female I would have to categorically refuse, marriage aside, the mouth is sacred as it is used to recite the quran and oral sex doesn't contribute to impregnation whatsoever, it's an useless act and I would deny your request even if you were a 10/10.
>>569124547>the absolute state of /xivg/It's like a handful of posts. There's plenty of other posts once again you could interact with. I just wanted to make fun of another Xenos cock sucker because it's just that easy to upset them.
>>569124517what the fuuuuuuuck
>>569124650This one for me >>569124652
>>569124652>Assuming you're a femaleNope :3
>>569123279> Dante> Batman> Fei Fong Wongnoice
>>569121994>>569124287And our final contestants...well...not everyone is a winner folks!
>>569124652>the quranyou are not muslim lil gup
>>569124692Then I accept :3
>>569121994hmmm
>>569124279There's only three, and one of them has multiple recolours. Pic related.
This femra's talking about the Quran like she wouldn't get catapulted 20 feet off a cliff for being a slut
how does one deal with femra
>>569124740I rolled the same bun, don't know who it is.
>>569124782Rape
>>569124739Something tells me this response isn't from them but I'll accept it anyways :3
>>569124782stick your cock in themdon't develop feelings
>>569124728>you can't be a Muslim and a gay femboy at the same timeIt's 2026 you fucking chud
>>569124782rape
>>569124652I thought you guys said said Sandris wasn't based
>>569124782you gotta feed em bugs
>>569124710kek
>>569124324This is the only based post of yours that I've ever seen in my entire life, so I wont insult you like I usually do. I'll give you a knowing look of appreciation in this one single moment and move on. >>569124658The message reached it target audience, which apparently is (You). >I just wanted to make fun of another Xenos cock sucker because it's just that easy to upset themI don't know who you're talking about or where this occurred. I've been too busy replying to the people who became upset at my comedic commentary on their hypocritical activities. But yes, please make fun of these people sucking streamer cock, but also be sure to make fun of the people who are """ironically""" obsessing over streamers as well. They are always more obsessed than the actual fans.
why is it whenever i want to talk about games or movies i've seen it's performative but whenever some schizo does it's cool and ebin?
>>569124782Say hello to them first, then.
>>569124710NOOOOOOOOO SAVE THEM
>>569124858Why do you want to talk about movies or games.
>>569124858have you tried getting better taste? we at least know the schizo is being genuine
>>569124704>Batman
>>569124782Ignore them, lock your house when you go to bed, hide at the end of the month.t. malera
>>569124841>I'm going to be disingenuous nowVery cool, the absolute state of /xivg/ btw is 18 mentions of Xeno 5 of which is us interacting and a few are just unrelated matches because someone put xenogears in the lodestone roulette.
>>569124710>omitting the descriptions of what happens to each personCoward
um. i forgot to post my picture...
>>569124319thank you!!!I do study as much as I can to make up for the inexperience but the biggest thing is I was blessed with dozens of people mentoring and guiding me in every single step I took from ifrit normal onwards so if I do find myself a team to run this ultimate a clear might be on the cards
>>569121994Guy looks like he is going to conduct a hunt train
all the xeno stuff makes more sense when you remember he's a malera
>>569125005i appreciated progging uwu with u. id be happy to help u get ur clear JV whenever u need, especially after umad is over and ulti raiders are willing to help again lol. my femra wishes u a good night as she heads to bed
Ahem. Femlala tiddies.Anyway. Anyone up to anything?
This was posted last thread it's actually peak lmao>>569115027 https://files.catbox.moe/6a4n4u.png
>>569124728his boyhole has been conquered
I'm tired of plapping and now I want to play the game but i have only made plap friends........
>>569124991>disingenuous I am never anything other than completely sincere. Sometimes I'm making jokes, but I try to make it extremely obvious when I am, because sometimes my jokes are a bit too subtle for the lowest common denominators to pick up on them. If you'll refer to the original greentext post you replied to, that was me making a joke. Everything after has been 100% sincere. Honestly, I can't even tell what you're mad about anymore. Are you the guy who is obsessed with GT, or are you someone else?
>>569124447I have. I backed it on Patreon. This is the 0.11.0 build. I start a new file for each new build release, so I don't trend to get far but I'm getting faster.
>>569122816>last time I'll get to main tank before Evercold demotes me to an off-tank sissyUnto tomorrow... unto tomorrow...
>>569125153You're not being sincere when you're crying about people making fun of your favorite streamer in a handful of posts and calling it "the absolute state of /xivg/" lol.
ok gamers its bed time now go to sleep immediately
I don't think there is anything important for me in this patch so it will be business as usual.
Should I relapse…
>>569124651play a femra.
>>569121994Am I clearing UMAD? ?
>>569125265No can do, I've already slept 4 hours and UMAD awaits>>569125374Relapse into what?
It's insane how obsessed troons get over something when their cult leaders get insulted.This is all about Kate (former EN localization lead for FFXIV, far-leftist) and Sena (Wuk's troon VA) getting called retarded bitches. You are a cult. Every sane person can see your bullshit and you're only making it easier for normies to stop tolerating it.
>>569125216>You're not being sincereI'm being 100% sincere about everything. >when you're crying about people making fun of your favorite streamer Oh, this is what you think? I'm making fun of (You). I don't watch Xeno. I don't watch any XIV content creator. It's funny to me that last thread you were the one being disingenuous, saying literally no one cares about Xeno, while this thread we know everything about everything about him and all the stuff he does when he's not on stream. That's going above and beyond. That's becoming a super fan. (You) are a XenosysVex super fan, and I have never even watched his stream.
>>569122181they're presented as min height lalafells from the few we've seen
>>569125395not unless you give me adderall
>>569125417Being an onahole
>>569125395I'm there so yes, easily.
>>569125395>mona and azTwo top tier fiddies says "yes"
>it's the same six people getting rolled I'm nooticing
I just signed up for the free trial only to find out the game will be down for hours
>>569125374If you already consider it 'relapsing' then I think you know the answer is no... but what are you relapsing to, anon? What's making you feel like you want to..?
>>569125331I have FOMO about this hairstyle so bad. I'd never use it I think, so I didn't buy it, but it sure does look good on characters that aren't mine.
>>569125434Again, you're not being sincere when you avoid addressing calling "the absolute state of /xivg/" a handful of negative posts about your favorite streamer lol.>Last thread you were the one being disingenuouslol, okay, lil buddy is schizoing out that I'm his thread enemy now.
>>569124517oh mein gott
>>569125528demand a refund
My moonie awakens
OC:NH tomorrow?
Are people really calling it UMAD? Did r*ddit popularize it?
>>569125528it'll be up in 3 hours about. If you're on NA make a character on the Dynamis data center for a unique permanent double EXP buff on all classes (combat and non-combat) until you get to the current expansion. It's the only buff of its kind in the game.
2000 carrots for bun believable as a title, I've only got 100 done..
>>569125395I'm in it and I've cleared FRU on content so I believe if you believe.
>>569125647In July apparently
>>569125567I think it is very pretty but it aint worth it
>>569125465I'm into treating my plapfriends as onaholes while plapping until I empty myself inside them, but I become really cuddly after. How does that look?
>>569125658The game recommended me primal
>>569125542I’m getting too sexually frustrated and I have been really good with not plapping…
>>569125652that's what it's called in game
>>569125647How are people this oblivious to the release schedule when it was mentioned, several times, in different occasions
>>569125647Try in two months ya slime brain.
I will cave and fanta to femra if a femra mommydom tells me exactly what she wants me to look like and guarantees an EB for at least 6 months duration
>>5691256288 hours as i said gm
>>569125428You're the only insane one here crying about it
>>569125708You shouldn’t tempt me…but who is this?
music or battle phases/bosses leaks yet????
>>569125752Gmgm my sleeb is pretty consistent nyes
>>569125569Anon, please, I'm trying to give you the benefit of the doubt, but you seem to keep moving goalposts. Can you explain to me what you're upset about? Can you explain to me what about my original post triggered you? Are you or are you not the schizo who is obsessed with "GT"? Why did you neglect to describe him to me so that I know which avatarfag you're accusing me of being? Why do (You) get to avoid my questions while I have answered all of yours? Why do (You) get to call me "disingenuous" and "schizo" when I have been nothing but sincere and honest to you? What do you believe I'm being schizo about even? And why do you take issue with my saying "the absolute state of /xivg/"? I'm describing a very dedicated group of super fans who refuse to admit they are super fans, instead claiming that "literally no one cares about XenosysVex" while later espousing arcane details unknowable even to his top donators because none of it occurred while he was streaming?
>>569125723Most people here are legitimately brain rotted porn addicts and can't even remember who they jerked off with a few minutes ago.
>>569125428I honestly don't think there's a problem with a streamer calling them retarded bitches like, he's not an official content creator so what's the big deal?
>>569125708. . .Do femlalas count as plapfriends...Asking for myself...
>>569125780It was my first post about it after watching your clown brigade shitting over multiple threads. Go back to your discord bubble or bluesky whatever.
>>569125428I'm glad they are out.There is hope in the cold.
>>569125714You should do what you want so long as you feel like you're going about it in a way that feels healthy. If this is who I think it is, do you need to talk after maint or are you alright
>>569125720It's called Dancing Mad (Ultimate) in game. DMU works UMAD ignores the dancing part just for a meme name. UWU already gets unwanted attention for that reason when trying to explain what it means
>>569125723Cum cranium.
>>569125856yes they do
Should I make myself a humble bacon and egg sandwich or go to the denny's around the corner and gorge myself on chocolate chip pancakes while I wait for maint to finish?
>>569125909Okay...
>>569125921brother, make the sandwich.
>>569125876UMAD because you fight a fucking clown who's going to piss on your grave after you die with your impudent rage
thats far enough guy. you aint gettin past me.
>>569122037hello!
>>569125872If we talk I might end up..it’s okay, I’ll be fine I think
>>569125876Ultima Weapon Ultimate, yeeeeeaaaaahhh i'm thinking UMAD
>>569125821>Wahhhhh why do you get toBecause you're a literal dipshit who thinks everyone you're talking to on here is the same person and can't fathom that they're multiple people because they all have the same name. My goal was stated at the start. I like to make fun of Xeno cock suckers because it's easy to upset them.
>>569125876https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lUqBKKQyQno
>>569125746the agony of being a papertiger femra who likes femra
>>569125947*pokes your prostate, making you cum instantly so you fold over and allow me to pass*
Fiddies with cow tits
>>569125956hello!
>>569125847The ban can really be about anything. He was blatantly streaming with mods like a space marine model, which is from another trademarked IP, and on top of that he has been shit talking players(bannable), devs(also bannable now), and farming drama over those like crazy. The cult just decided it was over the twitter comments and started brigading him like lunatics they are.
>>569123862They look OK imo, nothing terrible
>>569125465If you really want it you might as well do it. I'm assuming you're a lalafell?
my femra utters "sanzendaisenkai" after she SAM LBs you
>>569126127No. A cat.
>>569125962I'll check in when the game's back up. Hopefully it ends early, but will you be awake in a couple hours?
>>569125971In UWUs case it was intentional because that's literally the name abbreviations. Here it's been sabotaged for haha funne name
my moonie utters "shikata ga nai" after she gets harassed sexually by the woodwailer guards for the 4th time this week
>>569125786A m*le>>569125856Yes, they are perfectly built to be used as onaholes and the desire to cuddle after is highest of all fem races.
im unhappyothers should be unhappy too
>>569126160You know full well the shitposting you'll receive if this is who I think it is
>>569126197Maybe…
>>569126230I like cuddling okay...
>>569126129she also utters some nonsense when she's getting mating pressed
>>569126239Hey
>>569126239Uh that doesn't look right
>>569126239I'll let her sniff mine if she lets me sniff hers
>>569126012I don't think we can continue this conversation, anon. All you are telling me is "I'm mad" but you wont tell me what you're mad about, and you wont answer any of my questions, and you keep moving goalposts. Anyway, I look forward to your continued melts this week, with extremely detailed recountment of what Xeno eats for breakfast tomorrow while simultaneously claiming that no one cares about him, and then backpedaling by saying that you're actually obsessing about him ironically to make fun of him, when (You) and the way you spend your time are the thing that is being made fun of.
>>569126230Males are fine but still..>>569126242I don’t care about shitposts, but I should try and stick to being good so…thanks
>>569126238>im unhappyHello Mr.unhappy hehehe
>>569126239smell this!>thrusts an open bag of beef jerky in your face
>>569126206my game is mature and serious and we need to treat this very seriously. where's your fucking whimsy.
>>569126239Wanna sniff mine after an 8 hour raiding session in UMAD?
>>569126238>mr happy if he didn't lock in
>>569126259Talk to you then.
>>569126329/pet you'll more than likely end up regretting it if you do too
it's up!
>>569126239Sniff my lala cawk
>Viper got buffed
>>569125746What if the femra is more of like a flat brat domme than a mommydom?
>>569126327I'm not moving goal posts when I keep asking why you the same question you avoided multiple times. Thinking a handful of posts just reposting info about your favorite streamer is people being hyper obsessed is obviously being a part of a defense force lol.
>enjoying life support mmo>could see myself playing it for years>want to experience, unlock, and accomplish everything in it>know it'll probably shut down someday soon and all the time I've invested in it will be goneBeing a gamer is so hard... at least I'll had gotten to experience it.
>>569126391Thank you..>>569126405I know, it’s so frustrating
>>569126281World? Initials if you're feeling bold?>>569126329Good girl, resisting the temptation...You're doing so well
>>569126462?
>>569126486hey man i'm glad you're enjoying WoW
>>569126462I saw a twitter post about this too but nothing on the patch notes.
>>569126238turn that frown upside down, it's clowning time
>>569126486Hey man I'm glad you're enjoying FFXIV
>>569126517I wanna resist too then if it'll get me called a good girl...
>>569126462"An issue with the viper PvE actions First Generation, Second Generation, Third Generation, and Fourth Generation wherein the reduction in potency after the first target was incorrectly applied when not executed as a combo."Is the only Viper shit in the patch notes
>>569126486hey man i'm glad you're enjoying LOTRO
Where patch notes
>>569126517…
>>569126486Glad you're enjoying Mario Party 3 with me...
>>569126513Find another outlet for those urges fren
>>569122591As a thighlander, I almost went femra but they were too weak and asian. Femra are cute, probably cuter than highlanders, definitely prefer them to cats and middies run like the rape victims they all are, but I made my character, she is mine, and I like her.
Think about itHighlander au ra
patch for those with eyes to see it
I dreamt that the maint had several one hour extentions, not even joking
>>569126620>>569126551>>569126524I was.... bamboozled?
>>569126479>I'm not moving goal posts when I keep asking why you the same question you avoided multiple times.Holy fuck, man. Are you doing this on purpose? I have answered every single one of your questions while you have never answered even a single one of my questions. I'm not avoiding anything. You are at such a vast, losing disadvantage here. You are clearly not used to interacting with people. >Thinking a handful of posts just reposting info about your favorite streamer is people being hyper obsessed is obviously being a part of a defense force lol.At least you finally told me what you're mad about. You're mad that my greentext made fun of you. Hah! Good. That was the point. I hope you thought it was funny. I admit I made myself laugh a little bit with my portrayal of the way you are acting.
>>569126598You could do that.. or you could give in to me and get all the praise you deserve.
>>569126486hey man i'm glad you're enjoying World of JumpStart
PATCH OUTPOST LEAKS
>>569126724WHATS THE TITLE
>>569126549>>569126589>>569126626It's rift...
>>569126746You could always read the patch notes.
>>569126634https://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/topics/detail/c46881a31a2c90d0965493c921b434eca09113f8This doesn't nerf Ingrid at all.
>>569126765. . .
>>569126783Wouldn't wish Gamigo on my worst enemy. Praying they sell it off to someone who at least tries to care.
>>569123095me when i think about how almost no lewd femlalas will post themselves in pasties because they secretly hate me specifically
>>569126775
>>569126791There's nothing wrong with Ingrid.
>>569126486hey man i'm glad you're enjoying GW2
>>569126791>>569126853which ebin is that
>>569126834No it's because people hate me and I don't want to ruin your eyes when there's better femlalas who could wear pasties and a bandaid combo instead of me
>>569126724Namaste
>>569126486i'd reply to this with rotmg but it's not shutting down anytime soon baybee
>>569126598>>569126765
>>569122591low test people like scrawnly dainty little women
ayyyy dios mio
>>569126946God forbid people want women to look like girls
>>569126884The cutest.
This tiny pink latina femlala mounted me in the middle of Labyrinthos and started raping my cock while calling me a "cute little studmuffin"
>>569126964Where is that left hand going...
>>569126964Gorilla arm
>>569126787>You could always read the patch notes.
>>569126852Dragons bless Azimborea
>>569126967yea thats the difference, I like women, you like girls
>>569123862honestly, could've been worse
>>569126114raora is a qt
>>569126964Is he... is he jerking off while eating a taco...
plugsuit femra
>>569126904i dont want other femlalas i want you........
>>569121994Eggnant
>>569127037Looks like a boy.
>>569127027Go date this next your muscle freak, she's waiting
>>569126770The patch isn't downloading on xivlauncher OR default launcher, it's over
May I post ma moonie?
BROS LEAKS ARE OUT, YOU FIGHT KEFKA
will we get genderbend Kefka but futa as the final phase on this ultimate?
>>569127083NTA but i'd date akuma solely because he'd get me yolked
>>569127083nah I dont like muscle freaks, but you do you.
PHASE 2 ALREADY LEAKEDALPHINAUD COMES IN WITH A STEEL CHAIR AS AN ASSIST
>>569127034it's known hroths get off eating and being fat
Kefka turns into a shota mid fight and rapes any femras in the party
>>569127094Chat! Is this true??
My hrothgal is KNORBING out!
>>569127092you may
>>569127037could probably use an update
>>569127083Your brain is completely fried
>>569127030ya she's my wifey
>>569127140I guess I can always get into Ultimates…
>>569122591Highlanders are even less draconic than the Au ra
>>569127143proof?
>>569127134I thought that was femlalas?
>>569127148Thanks anon :3
>>569127140THE ONE TIER I DONT PLAY
>>569127204Maybe later...
real talk will this ultimate be noob friendly like FRU and UWU? or will be gatekeeped like TOP and DSR?i didn't play on shadowbringers was Kefka fight hard?
>>569126117Yeah I agree that the mod streaming should be banned but you're allowed to talk shit about the people who make the game worse.Like it's kinda insane that they'll do this but won't ban stalkers because there's "no proof" like okay man, people use your game as a way to groom others and that's fine because they're not being mean.It's very Japanese, ignore the quiet stuff and punish the loud mouths.
>>569127219Femlalas get off being used as an onahole and then being allowed to cuddle after.
Kefka turns into kafka
>>569127265we don't know nigga we haven't even seen the fight
>>569126239why does she have a cock
>>569127083most of the thighlanders here are anything but muscle beasts
>>569127235good cat
>>569127265How are we supposed to know, use your brain retard
>>569126979giwtwm
>>569127168Rubbing my face on you and making LOUD squeaking noises.
>>569127265What would it matter.
>>569126584So cute!
Wow there arent that many phases this time around, not sure I like that
forcing veenas to fucking CUM
>>569127349behave
An fuck clowns
forcing femras to EVOLVE
Moonies get off being _______
Ugliest ultimate weapons since ucob.
>>569127338She is a (mostly) well behaved meower
>>569127406Mashing the B button
>>569127367My guess is it's going to be sorta like in FF6, and we are fighting Kefka, the Tower of the Gods A-B-C-D-E-F-J-I and God Kefka
>>569127168rape me rape me rape me rape me rape me rape me
>>569122591because futa highlanders are inferior to other races futas
>>569126626shut your whore mouth
evolved femras forcing you to CUM
>>569127168May I plap?
>>569127427Onafemra right here
>>569127427Wait, thats the weapons? We get emo femras as a reward? I am so fucking in
>>569127393I can't hear you over this slip and slide.
>>569127251My shota lalaboy will plap your femra.
>>569127440....my meower is only (partially) well behaved...... is yours hyped for raiding today?
>>569127440she deserves socks being stolen
Post doujins, /xivg/
>>569126486Damn we have PSO2:NGS chads in the chat?
>>569127494the hell is an evolved femra
who is hoarding all the hypno lala art and how can i tap into it
curious that they haven't buffed any of the jobsi was hoping or Summoner and SCH potency buffs
DOES HE GO BEYOND GOD KEFKA OR IS THIS A FLOP
https://youtube.com/shorts/ySBEZL1mNII
gn and please stop rerolling me....
>>569127567Nyes it's been a while since the blooners progged anything so been waiting patiently for this>>569127572She stopped wearing them because they kept going missing
Redditor Kefka
>>569126036
>>569127687ruin my femra
Ruin III Femra
I was rerolled but not my proxy
Melee feels horrible to play in this game
>>569127687love my femra
>>569127406This is my evolved femra.
>>569127589There’s tons of them here anon..
>>569127456>implying god kefka is lastthey showed that in the teaser trailer, theres no way hes the last or even 2nd to last phase.
>>569124710deebly goncerning
>>569127762Stop playing ninja and dark knight
>>569127809I am just going on a "if they want to be the absolutely fucking laziest developers ever" scenario
>>569126206>The Weapon's Refrain (Ultimate) = UWU???
>>569127736>>569127773only femra that post themselves and maybe a location get what they want....
My sunnie bitesA lot
>>569127809
>>569121994why did you leave me out of the roulette?
>>569126206>In UWUs case it was intentional because that's literally the name abbreviationsAnon?
>>569127882unfortunately i am a balmung femra, while you are an aether catgirl, so it was never meant to be...
>>569127456my wild guess is that he will stole Endsinger powers since both are oblivion themed or dynamis bullshit againbut then Endsinger likely will doorboss for a Zodiark/Hydaelyn ultimate we will get
Do these ever end several hours early or is it usually an hour at most
>>569127860im still not ruling out the warring triad showing up in some capacity desu>>569127903would be kino
Ultimate MAd, DancingIt's pretty simple. It's like that Last Name (comma) First Name shit.
Remember to use float otherwise Kefka can oneshot your party
kefka has like zero story significance and therefore will be very boring overall
>>569126206
>>569127903I had...a similar idea.
>>569127976they will never end maintenance early when there is world first race content being added
Lavos is coming. My femlala can feel the tingling.
>>569127998Maybe, I actually replayed FF6 when the Ultimate was revealed, sure we fight the Warring Triad but it was a completely separate thing to the Kefka's fight.
>world first raceDead fucking meme
xenosys "xeems" vex won.can't wait for all the tranny meltdowns to occur when he's gonna have the most viewers for ffxiv streaming UMAD.UMAD trannies?
>>569127883good thing I'm into that
too bad I am only a devolved femra
>>569128019>world first raceSir, that's a trigger word for the shitters
>>569128123So which schizo is this
was kefka hard back in stormblood days ? cause there aren't many stuff on him outside his god form that already been used, his tower get a solo phase maybe?i fear this will a short phased ultimate and not overly complex
>still 2 hours of maintenanceanyways
>>569128174Going to be the easiest ultimate, calling it
>>569128174It was pretty challenging on the healers, the fight itself wasn't anything groundbreaking hard, but it was pretty to see play out on mechanics like Forsaken 2.
Lost to Namimi again...
Whatchu playin?
>>569128126You will be severely bitten and your back scratched till it's completely red
>>569128169llamatodd
>>569128169take your meds schitzo
>>569128174Heartless Archangel/Forsaken were the only mechs that really tripped people up desu. Retards would fuck up trines and the front/backs and near/far a lot but that's for being retarded.
>>569128123They are revving their anger engines. It's going to be a very long day for them. And you know, if he does actually get perma banned, you'd think that'd make the day shorter, but actually they'll parade around that feeble win for the rest of their lives. As long as they are still trannies and haven't killed themselves yet, they will remind people that Xeno is permabanned.
ive never played ff6, why should i care about this clown guy
>>569128084Your femlala Is wrong, she instead gets Protea and her chud Kavat from Final Fantasy XIV: Evercold
>>569128227Just like FRU, only because of how widespread and advanced cheats are now
Hilda
>>569128268Guitar practice
>>569128268The usual
>>569128301I don't know what this is...
>>569128174its mainly just a mit/heal check fight, mechanically it's pretty easy
>>569128268was streaming a fire emblem romhack for the cutest femra i know
>>569128316Halfie
>>569128268Was playing d2, finally got a fanaticism cursed black lancer but now I'm taking a break. I might start a solo play through of 7 days to die with permadeath
>>569128326Lavos is one of the frames I made a poor pun which allowed my off topic post...
>>569128296Ask Doma about it
>>569128290So true, will be funny show to watch regardless of the outcome
>>569128329>fire emblemwtf where's my stream?????? Which rom
>>569128174you can pad Kefka Savage with a lot of things though>lean into meta and include the Warring Triad, which would offer three trials' worth of mechanics>lean into meta and include other Omega simulation bosses, like Halicarnassus, Exdeath, Chaos and Midgardsormr>lean into meta, have Kefka become self-aware, and Kefka starts controlling the simulation and just develop completely new abilities
>>569128268it's peaking
>>569128268
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/HJyiq7vbAAAeXdp?format=jpg&name=4096x4096
>>569124012not me anonI'm no longer looking for a bf
>>569128373I am a femlala completely unaware of the Warframe stuff...It was cute though now knowing...
>>569125813https://files.catbox.moe/jlvf3q.zipGrabbed them just for you. They are NOT in phase order. FRU is out of order for example, so these wouldn't be. You can use the lengths to guess the rough length of phases, however some segments may loop more.
>>569128432sphene would never do this
Sleeper take here. The OG Big Tree himself Exdeath is gonna make a surprise entrance
>>569128296FFVI is the single most overrated Final Fantasy. I've played it and I generally like FF, and even I don't care about Kefka.
>>569128478not even for the happiness of her people?
>>569128274Yeah that hurts but it actually ends up feeling good after.
>>569128296One of the only FF villains to canonically win
>>569128481Nah, emperor Gesthal will. GLORY TO THE DOGS
wait why would they make an ultimate raid for a random boss from omega if they already did omega ultimate
>>569128301My Oraxia needs more fashion options..
kinda said im not doing kefka ult it looks like its gonna be fun
>>569128560do you rike it?
>game randomly decides it doesn't want to patch on official launcher OR xivlauncherFucking japanese devs, man
>>569128501
>>569128268photoshop
>>569128432Are pubes making a comeback? I'm not a sexhaver anymore, but back in my day no one had any pubes except my LTR after I told her I liked pubes, she always kept it pretty landing strip minimal though even after I told her I wanted more surface area. I've been seeing them a lot more online lately though.
>>569121963MOAR
>>569128580She's cool, I want to get her and Kullervo but I cba to farm Duviri mats...
>>569128558This would be kino but there's no shot these bums at SE are cool enough to do such a thing. I would fly out to Japan and suck Yoshi from the back myself if that happens.
>>569125876>anon already failed the fakeout mechanic where Kefka does the opposite of what he's telegraphingUh oh, we got an O8Slet here.
>>569128432This is so gay.
>>569128580Is this a face sculpt? If not, which face and of which race even is this?
The Chinese have already figured out 50% of the fight
>umad is just Kefka and God Kefka, no neo-Kefka>the only twist is his basic model becoming giant ans turning into a wall boss>no new music, old savage covers of dancing mad and a 4m snippet of the cover from the Distant Lands albumwew
China numba 4
>add new friend>all they do is bitch about being sad and aloneyeah bro really making me want to hang out with ya
>>569128736shhh don't tell them
>>569127427ultimate weapons literally never look good
>>569128736>source>my ass
>>569128395idk who you are?andaron saga
>>569128769sorry..
>>569128736Where are you guys getting these "leaks"? The only place I know of is that one Discord where he just shows weapons and gear and mounts and stuff.
>>569127037What if the eva collab doesn't give us plugsuits..They never give us "combo" pieces of gear if they're not a costume set. Alliance raid drops would be individual pieces..
Get ready to suck my malera cock epic style once Kefka fuses himself with the Warring Triad
>>569128592Japan is "tech-savvy" with their smartphones, not with computers. XIV's held together with glue and the cum from Limsa.
>>569127427inshallah let me eat it from the back baby wallahi
>>569128736There is never new music created for ultimates.
>>569128769you put up with all this and then they get bored and stop reaching out anyway
my femra is leaking
>>569128769sorry... it's fine, you can leave me alone...
>>569128296Said it in another thread, but basically because he sorta broke the "mold" of storytelling, in media more often than not there's stories about the hero and friends beating the big bad to prevent bad shit to happen. Which is what happens in FF6 to a degree, but imagine that the literal clown minion that you've faced through out the game that was shown as nothing but a joke, a coward that escaped your battles, and just did evil shit because he could, was left unattended to the point he gains the power and the means to attain literal Godhood and destroy the world.In short, one of the few rare cases where the villain won in every sense of the word.
>>569128853alexander final form music was created for the battle
>>569128296Super short version is Kefka poison the water supplying Doma killing almost everyone, shows he's willing to do anything. Eventualy betrays his emperor and gets the warring triad power for himself. Doing so, he basicaly wins, world is miserable afterward. You eventualy defeat him though.There, super short version of it
>>569128736what about his female futa form
>>569127427DSR has far and away the ugliest Ultimate weapons. Not a single one of them looks good. The other Ultimates either generally look good overall or have a few good ones. DSR though, it's straight unusable trash all the way around. DSR is a "what the FUCK were they thinking" situation.
>>569128871post her cock
>>569128846Turns out it was an instance of xiv that was not showing up in task manager that was blocking the update. A restart fixed it, thankfully. I was about to have a meltie if I had to reinstall the entire damn game
>>569128736Ultimates were always made with bare bones budgets, it's a little thing for raiding autists and the first thing to go if needed, the actual team has been busy with Evercold
>>569128720looks like a miqo'te with viera ears
>>569128296Hes intelligent, nihilistic, and with a wicked sense of humor.Hes LITERALLY me
>>569128736>no Warring Triad cameoSoar on steroids was the only thing I was looking forward to
>>569128871*slurps it all up for you*
>>569128972Fake viera
*hits pipe*So I was pondering various things the other day, and in my ponderings I thought about tales of bersaria. Then I had an epiphany, I modeled my WoL's fondness for children after velvet's love for her younger brother. I'd also originally planned to make her an edgelord similar to velvet but I scrapped that idea early on. Anyway, just thought you should know.
If injecting works when maintenance is over I'm going to make a mistake...
>>569128814mod discords and the balance are messing around game files, the data mining emporium guy only show gear and shit to not spoil much
>>569128621Yes and no, they're just lazy women.
>>569129037What mistake…
Is the teamcraft packet sniffer thing that lets it monitor your inventories safe to use from a TOS point of view? I thought it'd be useful since I can never keep track of that shit and for single crafts it's not that hard to just use the in-game raw materials list to see what I'm missing but if I want to craft multiple things it can get a bit unwieldy but yeah idk if it'll risk my account
Bros... will... Celes my wife make an appearance...?
All Ultimate Weapons are ugly
who want my catboy?
>>569128296My older brother who played it on the snes when it came out said it blew his fucking mind when kefka won and there was still "a whole half game left"I guess it genuinely was that impressive in the 90s
>>569128786>>569128814https://streamable.com/enw9on
the sun is leaking
>>569121994Rolled a meower
>>569129049No, it's considered cheating but they can't do anything about it because it's undetectable due to the fact it's non-encrypted traffic.
>>569128887There certainly is a lot of subtext about him being fucked and being severely mentally broken down as a solider/experiment beforehand as well. I feel like they should've fleshed that out a tiny bit more so people weren't saying he was evil just because 30 years later.
>>569129081Oh fuc
>>569128970>the first thing to go if neededThe game will EoS the second they stop making bigger challenges to look forward to. Like it or not, having these kinda stuff just existing is crucial for the feeling of there always being something to strive for even if you never end up interacting with it yourself.
I plap my friend and play the game with them and i'm kinda starting to catch feelings for them but the age gap is 10years and I'm not actually gay in real life I have no clue what to do
>>569128871Alright... give me a moment to bring out her, uh, "protection."
Why does Kefka wear the US Flag?
>>569129031My Wol is only ever completely honest around children. Though he teaches them early on that there's no such thing as a free meal, so they have to tell him about the good deeds they've done if they want any candy from his shop.
>>569129076we're supposed to be withholding this info you idiot
my miera is the lowtiergod of /xivg/
>>569129046...
>>569129098why are meowers so DUMB
>>569128923False
>>569129076>https://streamable.com/enw9onnot Sphenne Ex animations....
>>569129076Interdasting. >>569129039Ah okay.
>>569129174Be nice to the meowers..
>>569129076my giant moonie is kinda like this
>>569128791I'm me :), just a sucker for anything FENever got the chance to play that one so hopefully its good
Well, those weapons confirm warring tried appearance with those three floating crystals. Hopefuly in an interesting way
>>569129168LTG is a peanut butter complexion male xaela
>>569129171What is it…?
>>569129049SE doesn't see anything that doesn't make a log in the game itself or monitor much other than some rare cases. That's why you can freely teleport hack outside of instances and have turbo speed+negative animation timers by injecting shit and be fine if nobody reports you.
>>569129224Big fan of FE too, not a big fan of having to buy a switch 2 for the next one though...
>Culex shows up in the ultimatelmao
>>569121994femwa power!
Evolved jobs gonna make current ultimates look like unsynch stuff aren't they
>>569129081hell is full
>>569129076based
>>569129073>>569129115Yea pretty much remember this is a game that came out in 1994, something like this was genuinely fucking impressive at the time when games weren't really known for their story telling, it was the same year Sonic 3 & Knuckles came out, Doom 2 and Street Fighter II
>>569129076The reused assets ultimate
>>569129275SOVL if true
>>569129150>heAY YO
>>569129290I hope so can finally get some DSRonwards weps
>>569129181okwhere is the music from?
>>569128923It comes from the first Eorzean Symphony collection, actually. Well before SHB.
>>569129290It depends. Stuff like skipfrit might be a lot harder under not being able to force so much damage instantly. It will also make deaths less and more punishing possiblyu depending on the context.
>>569129215oh im sorry don't be sad D:
>>569128084my meena? super likes yareli and can't wait to get the 60% coda torxica from eleanor ^.^
>>569129247Nothing...
>>569121994Rerolled a lalaboy with a burger king crown because I don't swing like that
>>569129323Like every single ultimate ever. They are low-cost big challenges for small % of players. Shitters will still cry about "wasted" budget.
AIIIIIIEEEEEEEE
it's a minor patch so injecting will be fine right?
>>569128268My spaceship is coming along nicely
>>569129440Say it…
>>569129371The first Eorzean Orchestra concert from 2017, TEA came out in 2019
>>569121994What are we supposed to do with this? There wasnt such a gimmick a a few months ago. Open the gif and take a screenie?
still waiting for Hydaelyn/Zodiark ultimate were they fuse in the final phase
I think the funniest part about ultimates is raiders thinking they're important for the game to survive. Like bro, Yoshi P was not talking to you. "It will be enjoyable to watch." He's talking to the people who play the game outside of raidslop. You are the circus act. LITERALLY.
>>569129406It's too late for that nyow..
up
>>569129532>the game outside of raidslopWhat game? The goonfest?
>>569129127>The game will EoS the second they stop making bigger challenges to look forward to.people cheer the glam dresser updates more than they have ever cheered an ultimate.
>>569129517yes, and whoever you get is who you get. The original intention was "whoever you get is your date for the summer event" but it was forgotten to time
>>569129558You’re lying aren’t you
>>569129558Excalibur, Primal.
>>569129505If it doesn't work I'll behave...
>>569129558holy shit it's real https://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/news/detail/17d1fcff9fbcd5af0c5e50a95df558f7402172ee
>>569129264Me neither but I think I can wait or set up an emulator if I *really* want to play it.Considering picking up FE4 again out of respect for someone I knew that was their favorite but guh its gonna be a long playthrough
>>569129606Say it anyway…
>>569129558nice
I feel like games like FFVI and FFVII were only impressive to people who were basically brand new to video games at the time of their release. My parents let me rent a new game every weekend and keep it for the whole week, and we had a NES and a SNES and a Sega, and RPGs were my favorite genre, so I was a pretty experienced lil gamer when these games came out. I didn't like FFVI at all. It kinda doesn't even feel like a Squaresoft game to me, it feels more like a generic RPG to me. FFVII was good, but I just thought it was good. Everyone else thought it was some revolutionary shit and that Aerith's death was the most iconic death in all of vidya, but I felt nothing from it because I'd had characters die in vidya multiple times before I experienced Aerith dying, and I didn't even use her so I wasn't even bummed about losing her as a party member.
>>569121994Thoughts on my umad static? How long till we clear?
We're back.
>>569129595Alright, thanks anon
>>569129558>it's realWoah. BALMUNG IS OPEN
>>569129558now is the perfect time to transfer to balmung and eb my femra
>>569129363He's an orphan you loser, he wants to make sure kids have good role models in their lives.
If any of you is thinking of transferring to Balmung the time is now i really doubt the server will open again for at least another year
>>569121994bnuuy
>>569129558>aether worlds openedSTAY AWAY FROM ME
>>569129558Are there open apartments on Balmung? With cross DC PF coming in September or whatever, there's no reason not to be on Balmung now.
my femra wears glasses and pretends to read books so people don't assume she's a savage.
>>569129532mods specially futa shit is what keep the game aliveXIV would have died if they didn't ressurect Mare in two weeks
>>569129590This is not relevant to what I said at all.
>>569129683Disband after two hours.
>>569129727I transferred off it for a break, but with the PF changes coming, I think the best bet is to move back
Gonna demolish my medium house on Bumfuck Nowhere, Dynamis and move to the big city!
>>569129558OMW TO BALMUNG TO EB VIOLA FLANOIR
>>569129558>malboronormies get off my world reeee
>>569129558dead game
>slept during the majority of the maintenance and the whole lodestone rouletteFAH
>>569129779It's over..
We, yes WE, are ALL transferring to Balmung
>>569129558Now its the perfect time to sexpest this femlala from Balmung...
>>569129821Making 8 more characters on Malboro now
>>569129683Uros gonna carry you trannies
>>569129821it's the normie world what're you on about
>>569121994Why am I missing from this
>>569129558I hope we get some crafters and map runners back on the mung, markets havent been too nice as of late(and by late I mean, the past 2/3 years)
>>569129650I have to take care of myself...
reminder that if you move to balmung, you will be living on my server.
KKKKKKKKIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOO
>>569129558>BALMUNG IS FINALLY OPEN AFTER TWO YEARSMAKE ALTS NOW
>>569129915ENTER
>>569129915>PR redesign, not original im tired mr. p....
>>569129898MAKING THE GAYEST MIERA ON BALMUNG IMMEDIATELY!
>>569129558As a mungite, I'd rather people transfer or make alts than be permalogged here. We won
>>569129778it is, no one actually goes to FFXIV for "challengers" fucking raiders don't even do that they cheat, meanwhile people actually stick with FFXIV because of glam and story
>>569129894and how will you do that…
>>569129558Surely nobody is gonna transfer to Bryn to annoy my Femlala...
Okay but please answer, is every apartment on Balmung taken, or are some of them open?
>>569129558moving my alt to balmung ASAP
Does anyone want to make alts on Balmung and level together >///<
>>569129638I'm probably going to buy it because I'm a good goy and I'll be able to play xbx on 60 fps
>>569129993Plenty are open
There's a few things that are making me hesitate transferring to Balmung from Jenova>interacting with non-/xivg/ers>content queue times>hunts?That's really it.
>>569129915Please tell me we fight this
>>569129993Tons are open you're fine
>>569129898I know!
>>569129290damage checks are the worst part about the game. not that you should be able to clear hard stuff while on the floor constantly, but tight damage checks are just autistic for the sake of it.
>>569130026I wouldnt say plenty
>>569130026>>569130051Okay thank you for answering, that's good news
it doesnt matter which server you'll be on, you'll be getting retards from all DCs in your DF soon enough
>>569130027I hear there are egirls there so I'm going to make a bunboy and see if I can get some play.
>>569129984I want to use animations again...
>>569130027hunts are lively on crystal, and so are duty queues. there are non-xivg people everywhere so idk why that's special.
>>569130068I went through some housing districts the other day and counted well over 50 between empy and shiro
>>569130058i want my hrothgal sandwiched between these buns
>>569130083Yeah well I'm a retard and I'm gonna be inside of you
>>569129993there's a lot of open apartments and house slots open quite a bit too got a house here in Balmung not too long ago.
>>569130027>jenovastay over there
>>569130094Same…Have anyone in mind..?
>>569130083That's exactly why it makes sense to move to Balmung.
REMEMBER TO MOVE YOUR MAIN OR MAKE AN ALT ON BALMUNG COME SEPTEMBER IT WILL BE IMPOSSIBLE BECAUSE OF CROSS PF
>>569130027>Interacting with non xivgersSame as anywhere else unless you go to Ul'dah>content queue timesProblem that wont exist anymore in a few months>huntsare alive
>>569129558Ick
bunny deployment at the end of the thread (good morning)seeing a new fortune carrot title makes me both worried and happy, maybe they'll make them easier to get.. im surely not severely coping.
>Balmung openNothing could ever convince me to move back to that shithole
>>569130027>jenovareal, actual valorant egirl hub>balmungtranny hubi mean, if you're a chaser then go ahead and transfer i guess
>>569130176fiera feetwhat a treat
>>569130146Maybe.......
>>569130152no it doesn't, unless you really need to be your own kind modbeast
>>569130202Who….
>>569130176Sis, meds. No sane person would think SE would do something smart like that.
>>569130178Where did you move to and why are you happy you moved? >t. strongly considering moving to either mung or Aether
>>569128268Still Welcome to Elderfield.
Atleast I can trust that Alter won't abandon its values and transfer to Balmung
Does that mean more people will be at the goon bench now that balmung is open and easier to get into?
>>569130187>real, actual valorant egirl hubLIESTHERE ARE ONLY MIERA THERE THINKING THAT HANGING AROUND LIMSA
>>569130229please.. at least swap the pots and bunnies around.. 2000 is too much..meds taken, dooming time will commence
>>569130160>all those players leaving balmung to be able to raid on aether and perma visit otherwise>world is perma closed now>cross dc PF will hit like 9/11 and balmung will never open again>none of them will be able to come backas the prophets intended
>>569129915He looks like an malera with candycane horns
"ultimates keep the game alive" niggas when a 4 am lodestone post about fucking server statuses generates more talk in 2 minutes than an entire fight being datamined for an hour
>>569130306I need the most unenthusiastic handjob ever performed from you
>>569130340the fight has been datamined for much longer if you knew where to look
Fat Hroth has beaten the first scenario of Outbreak solo, whatre you up to?
Kenshi 2 when? Those fuckers have been working on that game for 10 years
>>569130225Anon I can't say....
>>569130340wow, the thread that doesn't play the game isn't talking about the game, crazy
>>569130340new expansion maintenance
>>569130301On a serious note. I don't think they even pay attention to what they throw into this game sometimes. It doesn't make any sense with shit like that in it.
>>569130313I am fascinated by how you see thingsNo insult
>>569130417Hint…Please?
>>569129976As I said you don't even have to interact with it, but big challenges existing are exciting for a normal person. The game would crumble on it's stagnancy if it was just endless expert roulettes without anything else to look forward to.
>>569130027Crystal has better roulette times than Aether imo. Aether is PFing. Crystal is doing roulettes or gooning.
>Mateus openThe temptation to return home is strong...
>>569130306Yeah I don't see Balmung ever opening again after cross PF unless SE needs money super badly
>>569130287Where's the goon bench
>>569130450You hope it's you, don't you...
If you move to Balmung then expect to be homeless forever and to never own a house. Or an apartment.Unlike me.
>>569130526tfw own a private house and fc house on blamung
>>569129862REEEEEE>>569129870In our decadent society (we live in one), gooners run rampant, and Balmung is as normie as it gets
>>569129558>Halicarnassusit's over...............
>>569130291I shall make an elf there instead.
>>569130509Yes…so give me a hint…
>>569130526Can I shoot my goo all over your house, then go back to mine and sit in solitude?
>>569130574what is the cool world for edgy badasses then?
Is balmung open?
>>569130526They can just join joker and make a room there if they really wanted.
>>569130526There’s plenty of apartments available, but I don’t need a house when I can just plap in other peoples
>>569129976Hard parts are aspirational and optional. Players should want to walk that journey.
Are they seriously introducing another 500k DoH/DoL grind?
>>569129290Probably not. Some of the old ultimates got easier because of the huge emphasis in the 2min meta the game had over the years. You can skip tough mechanics thanks to the amount of burst damage a party can do under raid buffs. DPS checks will be easier, but that's already the case for every ultimate in the game, but things like skipping Nael dives, Ifrit dashes and dolls in TEA might be difficult in Evercold.
I hope you can transfer to balmung quicker than i can make a character with your name, otherwise you'll stay where you are right now forever.
Ehhh~? Is it open? I wonderrrr~
>>569130636>>569129558
>Dynamis is already struggling to survive because of a negative feedback loop>let's take three more worlds off the preferred list so we can keep pretending dawntrail didn't flop
>>569130432the achievement numbers really feel like they have no thought behind them, yeah just multiply it by 10 againat least this time it was only by 2, but it's still double the grind of an achievement that has so far been attained by botters/rmt/oil barons
zomfgwtfbbq anyone else hyped for the ultimate soon?
>>569130686>he doesn’t have multiple names he usesngmi
>>569130623Malboro because I live there….
>>569130454>but big challenges existing are exciting for a normal person.no they're not, the average 4 player doesn't even do savage, so why would they care about Ultimate? people get excited for stuff like Evolved jobs, system changes, glam changes, character customization, story and new jobs, Ultimate is only for hardcore raidfags who is less than 20% of the games population.Ultimates are just there as a treat for them and because the devs finds it fun to make but they are in no way important to the games long term health, if you look at social media the shovel emote is getting more traction than the ultimate which is mainly getting clown memes because its Kefka a fan favorite
im gonna start parking XIVGger names on mung and sell them
>>569130610It might be... so just wait and see...
>>569130693Will it be open until I get my neetbux in 3 weeks....?
>>569130720i bet you don't even own a pair of sunglasses...
>want to make a mung erp alt>afraid of getting pscoped
>>569130620Just leave a message in the guestbook after you're done
>>569130760Open until next patch
>>569130526Can I come over and /playdead on the front lawn?
>>569130725>anon thinks that 20% clear rates mean only 20% of the players are doing Savage
>>569130686Can’t you just rename your toon?
>>569130774pscope isn't real anymore anon
>>569130696this isn't gonna matter in like 4 months time because we will be getting cross DC PF and DF
>>569130432Some devs just throwing big numbers without thinkin. Look at you, accursed hoard.
>>569130756Please give a hint…
>>569130785Yay yay!
>>569130774Playerscope is dead
>>569130814Don't lie to anons like that.
>>569130725That percentage is way lower given that a lot of people purchase their clears.
>>569130814There new Altscope or whatever it was called
>try to get normie opinions on Mung>rediscover this gem about our old Finnish friend
https://poal.me/p500dihttps://poal.me/p500dihttps://poal.me/p500di
>>569130774pscope has been dead since the 7.3 user data changes.
>no they're not, the average 4 player doesn't even do savage, so why would they care about Ultimate? people get excited for stuff like Evolved jobs, system changes, glam changes, character customization, story and new jobs, >Ultimate is only for hardcore raidfags who is less than 20% of the games population.>Ultimates are just there as a treat for them and because the devs finds it fun to make but they are in no way important to the games long term health, if you look at social media the shovel emote is getting more traction than the ultimate which is mainly getting clown memes because its Kefka a fan favorite
>>569130810You can :) but then i would make them waste their money by changing their name first then transferring which is a bigger win for me
>>569129558dont let them come to sarg
>>569130802Yoship's own words from fanfest, 20% actually engages with savage, which honestly means even less than that clears and even less than that does Ultimate.Ultimate raiders are literally a minority of a minority of a minority, the content is not that important.
>>569130768nuh-uh I do! They’re just in my autochocobo’s sachel and I don’t wanna get them…….
What race should my Mung alt be?
>>569130929A malera who isn't afraid to tell a femlala to bend over
>>569130929lalaboy
>>569130904Nigga I’m leaving Sarg, aether is useless now with the upcoming PF changes
>>569130929catgirl duh
>>569130915...... judging you rn anon
>>569130864So there is change he will return
>>569130851what's the distro then?
>>569130786Feel free if you don't mind being watered
>>569130526i never understood why players wanted to put melanoma on their beautiful character's faces
>>569130907>Yoship's own words from fanfest, 20% actually engages with savageWrong, he was talking about clear rates. Not even gonna read the rest because you're wrong about what he said and wrong about what that number means too. Stay cattle.
So really, with Cross DC coming, what even is the downside to transferring to Balmung? I am not concerned with getting a house. I have gil cap thanks to years worth of submarines that I'm quite frankly totally over now.
>>569130836Cat...
Are you jumping (server) ship?https://poal.me/q52qfyhttps://poal.me/q52qfyhttps://poal.me/q52qfy
Why would anyone want to move to balmung?Legit question, is there any reason at all or is it popular just because of muh modbeasts and muh sex mods? you can find that anywhere
>>569130971don't come back
Is there a valid reason to move to Balmung if I don't plan on ERPing or clubbing?
>>569131032Nobody clubs on Balmung
>>569131032no
>transferring to Balmung on Pride MonthWait a minute
>>569131032yeah you should move there to eb my femra
>>569131020I’m one of those…Sun or Moon?
If you're from jenova stay away from my server balmungYour kind is not welcome here, especially if you're a femra or a catgirl, as much as I love femras
>>569131032just a lively social scene really
>>569131027Goon/social hub, and world visiting is awful/impossible if you're not at least on Crystal, and even then it's rough.
>>569131032Stop worshiping female deities
>>569131027The biggest market board
>>569130990That sounds like a fair trade. Where's it at?
>>569131032Balmung is gonna be the hot spot where everyone hangs out come cross PF
>>569130418>please care about blue minigame
>>569131021Where's the "I'm already Balmung" option?
>>569131073Are you a moonie..?
>Alter lawn will have an increase of visitors now
>>569131083the jenova people are interested in real women (aka not you) so you don't have anything to worry about
>>569131032So that you can visit /xivg/ or go to meetups. It's permanently closed. When when you can DC travel to Aether, you still can't DC travel to Balmung. It's ridiculous honestly.
>>569131017Even if you're gil capped, you might want to decorate a personal house one day, though with apartments holding more furniture now, it's probably not a big deal. I like my house's exterior and it's my favorite afk spot, so I can't wait to stay there forever once cross DC PF/DF is added.
>>569129769Last I checked there were a few open on the higher number Shiro apartments
>>569130725You are conveniently ignoring the part where I said you wouldn't need to interact with it, it only just needs to exist. A noob will look at a shiny glowy ultimate weapon in Limsa and go like "one day I will get one of those". You are just so deeply in your own delusional of "raiders" and "casuals" that you ignore the fact that some people just play the game without such self-labeled moronic restrictions.
>>569131131It's no, you retard.
>>569131131nice tits
>>569131138I am…
>>569131114Somewhere in LB in a subward. I don't actually remember the address off the top of my head with the game down.
>>569131021
what is even in this patchi don't do botted crafting on the moon and i don't care about an "ultimate"
>>569131131>CollaredClearly a balmung native already.
Congestion is like the easiest way for them to make money, I am sure Balmung and all of Aether being so hard to get to means there's several people RUNNING to transfer in case they congest them again
>>569131083>>569131143Wait what the fuck is going on on Jenova? Is that where all the biofems are? How do we know that?
>>569131217nothing then
I'm not leaving Goblin
>>569131149Why dont the mungers hold meetups somewhere where everyone can travel to?
>>569130135>>569131083>WHAT DID I EVEN DO
>>569130964Maybe... I do want a male...>>569130968I can't make a good one>>569130975I already have a sunnie+ goonalt
>>569131217AFK in Balmung
>>569131032the majority of my friends are on 'mung and it is always easier to get anywhere from 'mung then to go from anywhere TO 'mungthe exception is aether but soon it won't matter eitherbeen so long since I phoneposted that my captchas are all terrible again...
>>569131004>Wrong, he was talking about clear rates.wow I said something wrong, my point still stands, ultimate raiders are a minority of a minority, its not important and is just for a select few
>>569131230just stay on crystal lil bro
>>569131226Balmung hasn't been open in 2 years bucko
>>569131202Ahh yeah that makes sense. I'll ask again another time when it's back up!
>>569131021Jenova to find my wife
I'm probably gonna watch my friends fight Kefka, im not sure if i have the time for an ultimate run but the fight looks awesome so far.
>>569131230Yeah but the worst kind of biofems, like the worst of the worst. That's why I don't want them here been there done that
I don't think I've seen a meetup hosted in Balmung for a fucking year
>>569131217Nothing. You like? Please wait 3 more months until occult north horn and the final relics
>>569131181They're not the same thing dumdum>>569131193Thanks :3>>569131223Hey but that's my collar!
>>569131106Here's some slop.
>>569131246we do exactly that. or did, until now.
>>569130886I used to agree with you a little bit in the sense of rooting for more hardcore content but after seeing you linked to some of the most awful, pathetic looking shitposts in here, and you still come crawling back here every day despite being embarrassed, I can't agree with you any more
>>569131315I am a femlala dressed like this for UMAD PF
>>569131289Now we can host every meetup in Balmung!
>>569131161>I like my house's exterior and it's my favorite afk spotYeah, I do like hanging and jumping around the outside of my house and its roof a lot more than being inside a place. Still, I'm over it. I'll join and FC and jump around their front yard if it really comes down to it.
>>569131217>Don't play the game>What is even for me this patch wtf?
>>569131315ermmm those are pubes
>>569131303The poll isn't "are you moving to balmung"
>>569131320She’s gonna leave you soon, Wryx. There’s better cucks out there.
>>569131246No balmung, crystal DC meetups usually do fine. Non crystal meetups are DOA though.
>>569131176>A noob will look at a shiny glowy ultimate weapon in Limsa and go like "one day I will get one of those".they're more likely to get a relic instead because ultimate weapons are ugly as hell.But they also clearly dont care about the challenge they want a glow stick, again ultimates are niche content that could easily be done away with if they need to, the playerbase is far more hyped over stuff like character customization
>>569131246Miki remember what we talked about a few weeks ago? Balmung is open now, it's time to come here
>Thinking of all those innocent newcomers who will approach the goon bench thinking wow, that's a lively spot! They don't know better... they walk into some sticky white goo...
>>569130250One of the two that isn't Dynamis. I lived on Crystal for more than half my time on XIV and I've just grown to have a disdain for the playerbase there, including those from /xivg/. I especially wasn't happy with all the plap tourists coming onto my world on top of being a pain for friends to come visit me on the world
>>569131230>he doesnt knowstay on crystal retard
>>569131198Am I...
>>569131246There WILL be a time that a meetup is on Balmung. You WILL NOT be able to transfer to Balmung. This is going to be even more true after Cross DC PF makes Balmung the permanent AFK home to EVERYONE from EVERY NA DC. There will be no reason to DC travel to Aether anymore.
>>569131420You are…
>>569131303you're welcome :3 post more of them?
>>569131420You are, yeah..>>569131430Don’t hijack
Is there any xivg FCs in balmung?
>Jenova>BiofemsThe fuck is this new propaganda? They are all fucking FEMBOYS AND I KNOW THIS FOR A FACT BECAUSE I'M ON JEONVA
>>569131021>50% of people xferring to BalmungT-this can't be real. You're not all really going to Balmung, right...?Maybe I should transfer too..
Im dynamis :D
>>569131362Not your thread enemy, faggot. But thanks for proving my point
i dreamt balmung opened and i made a gag character there
>>569131460We should make a new one for all the fresh alts and people moving
>>569131371Again, that has nothing to do with what I just said. You are a lost cause.
>>569131470Stop idling in limsa
>>569131315I love my sexy imouto goddess, bros
>>569131460Yeah mine
>>569131470>I'M ON JENOVA AND I'M A M-then shut your mouth
>faerie open
>>569131362absolutely mindbroken
>>569131470You haven't been to limsa and gridania much then
>>569131374i cant even remember what i ate yesterday i but ok
>>569131470FACTS FACTS FACTS>also a Jenova native>>569131509no
>>569131497Call it Balter lmaoNah though there are a few anon free companies that are around
>>569131509There is literally no one elsewhere>Housing districts bro...MORE FEMBOYS
>>569131460There's a bunch. Just click on any ebin and check their FC pretty much.
>>569131217>no crafting or combatoi Yoshi, this guy wants a patch with nothin
>>569131481*Ruffles your hair* yes you are champ
>>569131280>>569131389What's happening on Jenova though? I'm not gonna transfer there, I'm transferring to Balmung or not at all. I'm just curious now.
>>569131634>>569131634>>569131634>>569131634
>>569131604>>569131597Those FCs suck because they have cliques inside cliiques
>>569131430>>569131454I don't know if it's either of you but maybe later...
>>569130929>>569131258What kind of male are you going for? If you don't want to go lalaboy, my votes are for either miera or a malera due to the fact all our threadmiera except a handful go for the femboy look, giving you free reign over many gimmicks, or malera because there's so few of them.
>>569131505no you are for actually thinking Ultimates is that big of a draw, they're not, most of the playerbase ignore them and legends are more commonly assumed to be people that bought their clears than actual good players
>>569131602Not a gridania knower, ngmi
>>569131654Give a hint, like hair or eye color, or a gimmick…
>>569131654That one anon hijacked my post but okay…looking forward to it
>>569131649Whatever ends up being the new fc will also have cliques inside cliques eventually, it's inevitable.
>>569131485demolished that freak
>>569131697>>569131704Can you please fuck off?
>>569131692Literally only travelers and wanderers there
what does this hypothetical cliqueless FC look like?
>>569131246Mungers have main character syndrome and are too good to visit Materia. On top of that with the amount of interpersonal drama and lusting for each other people know they have a better chance of gooning with their target if they attend smaller meetups on Mung
>>569131649I promise you the mostly dead anon FCs don't have cliques in cliques and if they do they aren't mostly dead and won't accept strangers.
>>569131794Stop hijacking my post nigga
>>569131798Whatever isn't Yum
>>569131664I struggle to enjoy Miera, not really my vibe, Malera is a possibility, unsure though I'd probably go face 4I currently am thinking about face 1 Duskie Malezen
>>569128139how can i get a aura like that
>>569132208Watcha mean? Its just YAB
>>569131131My femra loves this moonie
>ultimate kefka>no one caresAs it should be
Do EU servers have a similar balmung data centre it sucks that americans get a ERP server
