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Mayano won't sleep through her own anime, I promise!
Maruzensky is like, 30+ years old. Unc uma.
Digitan LOVE
Explain RIGHT FUCKING NOW why you aren't running end closers
Good morning bros
>>569134925Digitan SEX
>>569134993Good morning pearl anon, hope you're doing well
>>569134885Sky however would. All rhe odd numbered episodes would be what everyone us doing while she sleeps, all the even numbered ones are her dreams
>American uma>The most petite and graceful little thing>Not the fattest and the loudest coalburner skank with herpes, tats, and septum ring???
>>569134928Bourbon has successfully seduced me with her cuteness
>>569134928end closers are fuckin gay
Are you done gossipping now? Your estrogen levels are way too high today.Let's discuss the game now and how I will be rolling for Taiki camping alt just for the outfit
>>569134928Taishin wouldn't...OK yeah, she'd say that.
A new club during MANT?Yes that's right ExcelUma is looking for members.Are (You) someome who>casually plays the game but wants to win CMs>plays in Open League>a place for Open discussion>into spreadsheet autismthen ExcelUma (2/30) is the club for (You)there will be gibs this month but as to how much you'll get and where the club will place is still unknownplease reply with your ID or have /uma/ /vg/ in your profile to identify yourself.Club ID588536995
>>569134776>>569134805>>569134836>>569013640>>569013548He edited the screenshot btw. The original room host posted a screenshot before him, then he edited out the orange bg>>569135087Kill yourself V, you're a cancerous faggot who constantly badmouths everyone
>>569134928I am STILL making an end mayano right nowFucking hell, the wheel gave me mayano this CMFUCK
>>569134928Do we need guts build or the classic 3 wit deck for endies?
>>569135230Do you want to win or lose?
>>569135157FUCK YOU
>>569135087Cant say I get it desu, I think both camping outfits are a downgrade...
>>569135230Gutsmaxxing is inferior unless you have god-tiee luck
>>569135049That's Taiki
>>569135037I'm doing well!
>>569134928but I am>>569135230guts "builds" can give you anywhere between 500 and 1000 gutsguts cards have minds of their own and it's usually anywhere except guts
You can be mad I don't give a fuck Meiya, anyone who talks shit about me will get this treatment
Friends, I have yet to use the uma selector. Which uma is the most BWC slut coded?
>>569134928I don't like being at the back
waheyI have weird craving for crinkle fries and fried egg so I will make some before my borrows
>>569135329She has large tits to compensate so she gets a pass
>>569135272So I was right about the estrogen levels huh
>>569135165Yeah you are dumb as fuck this>>569013548 # came before >>569013640 #Second image is cropped so somehow the full is edited in the first oneAre you that blind or brown? Really just kys dipshit
>>569135049Grass would say this (self hating american)
How do we stop the /xivg/ification of /uma/?
I got plat during the last CM but I felt nothing.I haven't done a MANT run since and have zero aces prepared.
>>569135569>>569135574Kill yourself V
>>569135612Ignoring dramaposters today's burger hours were quite good, a step up in quality.
>>569135629Tell me how the edited lobby came before the host posted. I’ll wait
>>569135612just press the magic button
post porn
>>569135574ooooh gottim
When are EU hours?
>>569135740HmmmmmmmmmNyoooooooooooooooo
>>569135569Dober's outfit is cute but not as good as her original and I'm not big on Taiki's at all. The sheriff fit is just too good and iconic. If that makes me a woman in your eyes then so be it
>>569135612More ERP
>>569135629He is not going to give you attention bwoNo matter how much you yell at him
I think Rice Shower needs to DIE or something
>>569135740
>>569135787euros are just starting work...
>>569135832
>>569135830>heStop talking about yourself in 3rd person
>>569135401Ummmm help maybe?
>>569135918FUCK YOU RICE I HATE YOU
>>569135401Hishi Amazon
sex
Going to sleep who coming with me
>>569135797Fine sure tastes differ and not everyone will like the same. I respect your decision and will not call you a woman.I also think the sheriff is iconic but the camping alt is such a casual southern iconic look too and I love it when blonde babes like her pull it out.
embarrassing umamas by forcing them to wear their old outfits
stop feeding the schizos
>>569136154meI'm sleepy and I'm gonna finish this run in the morning
>>569135918>>569136062Have sex
>>569136157Why are you changing avatars?
>>569136157See I'm just big on the southern aesthetic (or blondes). I'm also not huge on Taiki's casual wear. Thank you for respecting my taste though
>>569136186how about making umas dress up as Digitan?
Teiobros were actually the best posters all along
>>569136305Orfe rape.
>>569133504>>569133852Yeah it does feel like he doesn't even like her in the first place. The other fag behaved and had better understanding of NTR than the fag.Sad to see an image of an uma character ruined singlehandedly by a fag that doesn't even like her
>>569136208I replied to one by accident...
>>569136338Who are the worst posters now?
I like her straight ears a lot
>>569136427I'll forgive you if you post rice feet
>>569136427FUCK YOU RICE VILLAIN
>>569136208the schizo is mind broken again after being called a retard by 4 different anons
>>569136459Dumb breasts.
>>569136305Changed her clothes, yet she still looks ugly
>>569136427this is why you're a VILLAIN
>>569136443Finemotion and the gay german Flash posters
>>569136405you can clearly see him seething against the other NTRfag trying to defend NTR since it has stopped being about him he doesn't care shit about the character >>569133830
>>569136459I had not noticed those
>>569136496Dont say that...
>>569136443/uma/sisters
>>569136502>t. Silver Variation
>569136405>he is back to replying to himselfstill trying to force that made up narrative after being exposed as a retard?you can't even prove that the image is edited lol
>crossposting girl gossiphe wants attention so bad
>>569136625Why not?
>>569136502no one likes you Shion, the poser imouto will never be as cute as the real imouto
>>569136690Seethe more V>>569136405Responding because V lacks testosterone to reply properly
>>569136405>>569136613reply to this poster >>569135706 retarded faggot
>>569136809see >>569135706
>>569136985>>569136856Seethe more V you doxxfaggot
I honestly don't even know what's the narrative now. Suddenly people are defending him???
>>569136459fox ears
>>569137010It's all so tiresome
>>569137010>peopleNobody will ever defend NTRfag but him himself on 2 devices
>>569137010Yeah some posts are calling him out for not caring about NTR and others are apparently defending him because le image is edited?These fags can't even stick to one narrative
can you kindly stop posting your esl drivel, thanks in advance
How do we get rid of NTRfag aka V Ayabeschizo?
>>569136502Shion...
>>569137178He doesn't care about NTR tho lol
>>569136305
don't care just stop talking about itdefending or attacking him make you schizo feeders, no excuses.
Yae
>>569137196Please understand, the only vtubers that stream at this hour are pure Japanese and they barely speak English and Tagalog.
>>569137410Maybe he should fuck off instead so everything will be resolved?
Happy Pride Month!
>>569137460He wont though and so giving an attention whore attention is achieving what exactly?
Just guess at how bad the sparks are dude
>>569137412she's so cool...
>>569137460but he won't so you will keep sticking to his dick and lick his balls and not let go?
>>5691375151* guts final answer
can't we just erp in peace
>>569137539I should try to take a screenshot of her kicking during a story scene. You don't see much kicking during story scenes.
>>569137562Why are you defending him?
>>5691375152* guts 1* pace
almond whore
>>569137539True!
>>569137623>>569137563no its worse
>>569137615Don't misunderstand, you stupid low EQ buffoon. I am attacking YOU, not defending him.Now answer my question first. You won't.
I hope you schizos stay in sea hours forever and stop shitting up american hours
>>569137636bro wtf
Sure bro come here and lets make out(Imagine I posted an image of finemo)
>>569137707Ok V
>>569137737yeah bro haha just as a joke (Imagine I posted an image of Chiyo)
>>569137708There has def been a shift in when the bad hours are recently
I finished a Trackblazer career earlier and the result was not very good.
>>569137708but you are part of sea hours? or just no life
>>569137843That happened to me 4 times today
>>569137707Your mistake is trying to reason with a sub 80 IQ Java anon.What you do is that you hit the button then hide. You don't talk with them, you isolate them and wait until they get rangebanned which happens every now and then, or wait for a vtuber event so they fuck off while that happens.
>>569137863Stop. Spechud can't be sexy.
>>569137843Dont worry bro next run will be better
>>569137863Let's go, go!
Tacuteyon
>>569137934Thank you Maruzensky, so choberry correct as always.
>>569137934NOBODY likes you V, not a single person
>>569137965IKU YO!!>>569137863If the first thing you thought when you saw this image is "sexy" she might be
>>569138073This isn't digitan...
>>569137934the heck is a Java
>My dead club went from Rank +7000 to ~1700The MANT effect? I thought the previous mode was worse
>>569134815Oh Haythere, anons.Our club has an opening, please put /uma/ in your bio and be active.
>>569137934I have been doing this but nothing ever happensAll my posts here are about the game except for this oneBut he is still sucking on my dick and I have no more cum left on my balls
>>569136496don't shay that....
>>569138134Google Java island, if that place got nuked the posting quality across the whole internet would increase a big chunk.
>>569138134the minecraft language
>>569138220Nobody likes you V
Why are these horses so gay? What do they feed them?
>>569138134No one other than the resident itself knows that place, make of that what you will
>>569138194Creek...that skirt is too short!!!
>>569137024That makes them cuter
>>569138228>Indonesia>Eden were indos makes sense
>>569138472rape
>pretty good run until summer 1 >dogshit, no rainbow, no whistles>maybe next summer I can redeem>exact same shitI FUCKING HATE MANT PIECE OF SHIT ALWAYS DOES THIS
>>569138596Yeah we know you want V to rape you
>>569138376Have you never watched an anime in an all-girl school? Girls become gay for each other when they only interact with other girls, but they know it's just a temporary phase and they start sucking cocks again right after graduation
>>569137934Sorry to be the bearer of sad news but vtubing have been stagnating for a while already, and there aren't big news happening soon.
>>569138648i do want admire vega to rape me yes, don't most people here
hashirape hashirape umamusurape
>>569138134Just google "Java the Hut inflation"
>>569138225new cryer
So if I post Ayabe images I get free (You)s?
>>569138794lel
>>569138772I NEED TO RAPE
>>569138829Specifically the combination of Ayabe and Digitan did it
>>569138829Her and Mirako
ayaybervegas
>>569138772Mejiro McFat
Mambo!
>>569138772>FAT FUCK MackieSEEEEEX
>>569138683So that's why we have schizos here? Because vtubers were not able to distract the SEAs for long?
>>569138965sPE WOULD NOT SAY THIS
>>569138950Teio scientists proved that true.
i woke up making it a terrible day
>>569138965Her arch nemesis
You could talk about the game but you refuse to. Just proves my point
>>569139045SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX
>>569139045this is fake she would be proudly displaying her umanko
Do not forget that Spechud's bloodline has the most straight umas out there
>>569138950Not only the vtubing have been stagnating, all the actual fans that they kept baiting have moved to their own altchans. They really have no one else to bait to but their fellow shitposters which doesn't feel the same for them I'd assume.
Tachyon Tachyon Tachyon
>>569138931Mambo!
>>569138678>all-girl school>they start sucking cocks again right after graduation>they start sucking cocks again >againI don't like the implication here
>>569134815Umasumi is looking for 2 membersAnyone want to join? Rules are the following>5 days of inactive login or 5 days flatline will be kicked>9 million monthly quota will revert to 6 million starting July>Just do your best whenever you are available>No discord>No drama>Dont forget to trade shoes or else>Lets avoid burnout and enjoy the gamePut your ID here and put /uma/ in your profile when applying ingame
Ummm why is everyone dressing up as Digitan?
>>569138965
Special sex with Special Week and filling her up like an eclaire.
>>569139446She looks unusually cute here
>>569139439She's a creep?She's a weirdo?
which uma had the most KINO final spurt of all time?
>>569139439don't start your car .jpg
>>569139292
>>569139446>>569139491
https://files.catbox.moe/3nbcxl.jpg
>>569139710Bouquetd'or would do this
>>569138772will she ever be good?no, don't tell me. I already know the answer...
>>569139710I want her to piss on me
>>569139710She is wasting my seed
>>569139574
>>569139397made for navelingus
New pics of Yanko, also his little borther by Rey de Oro, Young Richhttps://x.com/yahagistable/status/2061748097177571444
>>569139830MAYA-CHAN DAISHORI!!!
>>569139584come on anon at least try
>>569139830I knew end closer Mayachi is viable. Ikuyoooo
>>569134928I have never hit an S+ on an end closer.
>>569134928Everyone I like are Lates
>>569139953I didn't have it saved...
>>569139753
>>569139397her outfit erotic
Will Grand Live save global?
>>569139397she dresses like an elementary schooler
>>569139953URA finale? More like IRA finale
top road briantaishinairport
>>569140127No.It's over.
>>569140127No, but it has a good chance of at least keeping the remaining player base stable.
>>569140127It saved JP so what do you think?
large concert
>>569140335big song
>>569140127Maybe if they skip the 1600=1200 period.
For CM15 would NSM actually be viable for ends since they would be bringing late-dominators to stop Xgori?
>>569139789IRL horse Opera is indeed ugly thoughNo wonder nobody liked him
>>569139985And the future endcuties (CB, Duramente), have late a and can be run as late without too much of a fuss (just down one gold skill)
Grand Live will be renamed Grand Concert
>>569139574https://youtu.be/HUmCZvqswPE
>>569139710>wasnt anon cocknoo
Umas that PISSand umas that pee?
Falco will save global
>>569140390NSM is good for non-front period. Just like CM12, it's disgustingly good on XOg.
>>569140387there's no reason not to go straight to post-adjustment values, right...?
>>569140428dont shay that.... it's not that bad....
>>569140501>Oguri Crap
What does being caffeinated supposed to feel like? I feel nothing every time I drink it.
>>569139710Curren impregnation
Who is the handsomest honse?
>>569140591I don't see it. All horses look pretty much the same to me.
>>569140609It's Oguri Carp for you.
>>569140609My fuarking hero...
>>569140721eishin
>>569140591>veiny face>ugly mouth >THAT HAIRshe's not called TM Ugg O for nothing, huh
Okay but I really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really relaly really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really realy really really really really really really really really really really love Stego.
>>569140721definitely flash
>>569140690Depends on the amount consumed and your tolerance
>>569140690That just means you are not taking too much coffee, which is good. Unlike me who is addicted to it.
We could have the real 5th Golden Gen member in the game (instead of Trash Gaylo and Tsurushit) if amerimutts weren't such fragile snowflakes
>my 7 key just stopped working for a secI'm sorry Shiraoki-sama, please forgive me
>>569140794omg its the brownrooms
>>569140690Who knows, I've had caffeine in my bloodstream ever since I was a kid so I only know the body feels weak because it can't handle the amount of energy my mind can handle. I only tried to quit twice and the withdrawal symptoms were so heave I didn't last more than a day. Coffee doesn't damage anything in your body so it's good.If you take too much coffee your will have some weird brain fogs but I don't think normal people get them.
i burned my finger because i touched a tray from the oven
>>569140721Creek was a super handsome horse
>>569140794She still didn't give me back my shirt
>>569140721Hors Super Creek is quite hot
>>569141034leave Tsuyoshi from your whore mouth or else
So both this "V" and this "obsessed schizo" just magically disappear at the same exact time, every god damn time, and everyone still, for the love of god, somehow can't learn to ignore them?What's next you're going to tell me the skinwalker are also them?
How do we stop Rice and Doto posters from their villainy?
>>569141184Clearly the solution is to pray 7 times in 7 directions 7 times a day for 7 days
She will remember this
Mambo
>>569141640No I'm not cahoots with them. Don't think I am even in the same timezone as them.
>>569141670made me laff
>>569140721gold shitty
Stego cute.
>>569141640It's fucking obvious it's the same person anon
>>569141667>7SHIRAOKI REAL
>>569141667>7 Yep that checks out. >>569141184 better get to ot
>>569141034Why isn't he in the game again?
Okay time to do a career for danchou YOSH IKUYOOOOOOOOO>race in make debut>rest til the end of junior yearYep, 5 minutes well spent
>>569141707Where did you even come from >>569141797Yet people can't ignore them. Yes, "people". 2 samefags are still believable but 3 or more sounds other anons joining in the drama
>>569141815her boobs are unreal
>>569141842He killed millions.
>>569141990opportunistic shitposters are a thing anon
Its nice Nishino Flower actually sings to me happy birthday. Glad I pulled for her even if I gotten her at pity.
>>569141791Cute Stego.
>>569141894MAYACCHI NO YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO RACE MORE
You ever just realize halfway through an edit that this shit isnt worth it nor was it ever that funny to begin with
>>569142028Man it's all so tiring
>>569141990Not going to tell my timezone, but I'm a regular on other uma threads.I only got to know of this general through visiting /bag/
>>569142136Happy Birthday, Anon
>>569142136Happy Birthday anon
DID YOU KNOW that despite being intentionally paired next to Doto in retirement Opera and Doto never interacted that much
>>569142187There will always be people out there that will appreciate your trash... like Hitler's paintings.
>>569142248the motivation I needed to keep going, thanks anon
>>569142136happy birthday cutie
>>569142136HAPPY BIRTHDAY BWO
>>569142234>>569142235>>569142289>>569142310Thanks guys!
>>569142240Doto knew the horse did nothing wrong. Now his jockey, he is an evil man...
>>569140591
>>569142240Meanwhile with Taiki
>>569142240Doto would rape Opera O let's get real here
>>569140591I heard that the keiba ojiisans went as far as to cut his hair just to bully him while throwing rocks
>>569142240doto is evil and opera knew better
He is a handsome old honse.
>>569134928I have Taishin at 4stars, and I'm still not bringing her to this CM.She will just get in King's way.
>>569142516is that Flash? he looks so sharp and cool
>>569142421Based, uggos deserve to get bullied
>>569142597I will rape you
>>569142136Happy birthday anon>>569142597You take that back
Dotoposters getting uppity...
>>569142589Yeah they polished him up for a little presenation/fan service show in Tokio last month
at least nobody is bullying hayahide....
>>569142690of course you will
>>569142690>>569142597Those aren't random acts of kinda nice
>>569142730BANANA FIEND
>>569142364He looks like your typical redneck there. Just missing his chewing wheat stalk and strawhat.
I think V and Vschizo should do a lover's suicide.
>>569142730Biwa was a super cool and menacing looking horse back then.
>>569142516Cool and worthy of boops and pets.
>/uma/
>>569142797I think Chiyoposters should be raped
There it is, the gay bomb. Look it up for yourself, what do you think tap water is? It's a gay bomb, baby. And I'm not saying people didn't naturally have homosexual feelings. I'm not even getting into it, quite frankly, I mean give me a break.You think I am like so shocked by it or bashing because I don't like gay people? I DON'T LIKE 'EM PUTTING CHEMICALS IN THE WATER THAT TURN THE FREAKING UMAS GAY. DO YOU UNDERSTAND THAT? I'M SICK OF BEING SOCIAL ENGINEERED, IT'S NOT FUNNY!
>>569142730Hayahide is smart, pretty and respectable. Her little sister on the other hand...
>>569142690Of course you will, uggos can only rape because you can't get any action otherwise
>>569142836
>>569142872Ugh... men (other than trainer)...
>>569142872>Dober wants a harem of (You)
>>569142785well well look at the city toreina pulling up with his fancy german uma
did the JPbros who first played MANT call racing a gaslight?did the first players just go for 300 points in junior/senior and then calling it a day because thats what the game told them to do?who was the first messiah who dropped the 35 races trvke?
>>569134815B+ club Basashi (850734315) is now under new management and is looking for new members as well.We're very chill, no drama or any of that bullshit. Just log in, and don't flatline. If for some reason you wont be able to log in for a period of time just let me know in advance.Send an invite request to 850734315 with /uma/ in your profile or reply to this post with your ID and I'll send you an invite.Join today and I'll tell you the secret to boost your CM win rate that /uma/ doesn't want you to know!
>>569142716TY
>>569143064damn this bitch Ryan looks so ugly
https://youtu.be/v3GFq7zPVmU
I'm not doing a career today I'm dancho
Umama you mama
>>569143202Danchous can flatline and make out with the club's kittens let the newbies carry the team
>>569143189BIG HEAD
>>569143280>danchou and his kittens are goneI want to go back...
>>569143189>this grass sucks where da bananas at
GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG
>>569143189Look at the size of his head.No wonder he was so strong, having to move that 24/7.
>>569143353Here ya go
>>569143348Mambro...
>>569143338her head is not that big
>>569143064what that face supposed to convey
>>569143453>hoeeeeh
LETS GO RICKEY
SHE SAYS OUEN ARIGATO SHUT UP
>>569143453HOEEEH ARIGATOoOOooOo
>>569143558BUT I DIDN'T EVEN ROOT FOR HER
HOEEEEEEEH
>>569143608Yes you do and did in the past.
>>569143713>me when my washing machine broke
>>569143713i dance like this
HOEEEEH ARIGATOOO
>>56914383912 days until I get all of the nigekiri sisters
I forgot to go to sleep again... I'm going to miss CM at this rate...
>>569143558https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qiIrkjdGDWA
>>569143762Oguri would do this
>>569134928I ain't no fag
>>569144152maya is pretty shapely...
>>569144441Are end closer Anons confirmed gay? What about late surgers and frontxis?
>>569143751she raped him
Hey (You)! Are (You) in need of a comfy A+ club for June? Rare Brick (835612678) has one (1) spot for a lucky anon! Just hit your 25mil monthly, and don't completely flatline unless you already finished. We have:>ohayo stickers (and many more!)>shoe wars at reset (mediums only!)>practice partners and room matches for CM>a safe place to complain about the xoguri and vbourbon menaceReply with your ID or apply in game with /uma/ to become unbricked!
>>569142516Dark bay horses look majestic (I'm not rooting for Lovcen anyway)
>>569144501Frontsissies are boring no-lifers, latechads and pacechads are in the based Middle Station of Life.>"And I should always find that the calamities of life were shared among the upper and lower part of mankind, but that the middle station had the fewest disasters [...] that the middle station of life was calculated for all kind of virtue and all kind of enjoyments; that peace and plenty were the handmaids of a middle fortune; that temperance, moderation, quietness, health, society, all agreeable diversions, and all desirable pleasures, were the blessings attending the middle station of life; that this way men went silently and smoothly through the world, and comfortably out of it." from Defoe's "Robinson Crusoe"
>>569145524call doto for a poison check
>>56914568270% chance to goof up and give you an incorrect answer. Will you take it?
don't look at nhentai's popular doujins right now
>>569145920I've already jerked to it
>>569145920I saw it, Doto would do that
Any club open right now for a shorter that can do at most 1 MANT run a day?
>>569146183Post ID
>>569143359GULG GULG GULG GULG GULG GULG GULG GULG GULG GULG GULG GULG GULG GULG GULG GULG GULG GULG GULG GULG GULG GULG GULG GULG GULG GULG GULG GULG GULG GULG
>>569145920
>>569146262D-Doto would not say this..!
>>569146262Suzuka confirms this
>>569142197>spoilerNo wonder you're cringe
>>569146351>Daiwa in heatImagine the daily rapings...
I can't do this anymore
>>569145920Finally I can post this image but translated
>>569146507Remember the only objective during MANT is to >survive
>>569146554never forget
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JjBtnUDP-co
>>569146507Hmmm.... suddenly I feel like doing another run>Connecting...>Connection lost>Retry>Return to title screenRepeat until I get bored and give up
>>569146654why is she so smug
>>569146709That's probably your internet connection desu
>>569146183Yes. /uma/pyoiWe've had a rough month due to MANT killing so many people...But we're not dead, merely sleeping. It's time for the /uma/pyoi revival arc! The /uma/pyoi miracle!
>>5691461831 run a day is ~20 mil so basically any A club or below, maybe lower a+honsefun, basashi, buttsweat, umasumi, autis/uma/ are recruiting iircbricked requires 25m but maybe they're desperate enough to let you in
>>569145006funnily enough, lovcen is also german.
>doing extra races or playing with an uma that has too many races in career is actually bad in GLI don't think I'm going to like the semen slurping next scenario.
>>569146221Dozo 119950816506 mind you i got kicked from rarebrick for not being able to hit mins so that’s the level of competency you should expect from me
>>569146846if anyone is using this as a guidepost for moving up or down, remember that MANT ends in 6 weeks and you'll be back to 300k fan standard careers in GL
>>569146262>>569146554This is some To Love Ru shit, imagine getting molested and raped by accident
>>569147062to be fair. Runs also wont take 1 hour. nta but I'd do more than 1 a day in a non clown scenario
>>569147084>Doto>by accidenttorena-san, I...
>>569146905would elope again
>>569146731She knows what she's doing
I would like to cuddle with Doto
>>569147197eh..?
>>569146803I was literally playing rivals before that
>>569147373I'm so sorry to hear that
there are no accidents
Oh fuck, I accidentally lost focus while playing
>>569147373>rivalsMy condolences
>>569145920Doto would do this.
>>569147132I’m the anon looking for a club and back then I could do a full URA/Unity career on my way to work but now my commute can only get me through senior year around summer. Also doesn’t help that hot springs events don’t exist so I don’t feel the drive to spam careers It’s tough out there.
>>569147062>you'll be back to 300k fan standard careers in GLSo will the rest of the playerbase. The numbers are simply inflated. If you weren't doing A+ numbers before MANT, no way you're doing A+ numbers during MANT.
>the bbq at the Mejiro's private beachsay whati was training the filthiest rich people in the academy all along?
>>569147664yeah
>>569147664Did it never occure to you that the famous Mejiro clan is loaded as fuck?
as CM draws closer rooms become fewer, why is that?
>>569145920>paizuri, cunnilingus, anal, nakadashi and lots of kissingUmazing
>>569147751
>>569147646>If you weren't doing A+ numbers before MANT, no way you're doing A+ numbers during MANT.what the
>>569147664>filthiest rich peopleThe Satonos are richer desu
Crown is cuter than Diamond
>>569147751Honestly if you're a longstanding tryhard cm player and at this point you need to do any CMs to test your umas, you're probably a dumbass. CM is so ridiculously easy to know how to build with all these guides.
>>569147987/uma/ is this true??
Autis/uma/ has one slot open at the moment for any dacchi who is wanting a nice and easygoing, discord free, botless free A rank clubJust don't flatline and everything will go well!Apply either here by submitting your id and I'll invite you, or apply in game by having /uma/ in your profile!See you on the track, bwos.
>>569145174what is she doing!?
>>569147206She's so cute man
>>569148273she's not that big
>>569147751Everyone that hosts rooms have been hosting/joining rooms for over a week. Most of them are happy with their team and building a Cancer team or are already testing in Cancer rooms
>>569148224>botless freeSo it's full of botters?
>>569147987>1 yearThis is fucked up
>>569148273torena-san you might not believe this but Still is still (heh) in middle grade
>>569148330fuck... i just woke up from a bout of food poisoning and didn't fully take in the grammar of my own post...
>>569148302?
Reve will beat the satono rapist allegations
>>569148402I can't believe Autis/uma/ is full of botters...
>>569147664The Satono mog them
>>569147948such a rich and powerful family that they don't give a shit about Tracen rules
if this doesnt win me a cm i give up
>>569147948I don't want to trust an uma that has an island called Epsatono
>>569148376Which means she'll be easy to seduce
only umas from poor farms like tamachud or oguri or opera are poorfags
>>569148246cleaning her puppy
>>569148612Should have rather took all whites than 6 golds
>>569148273Listening to her song right now
>>569148689i got very few offered whites
It'd be such a shame if Juryoku Pierrot not running in Arc due to monetary reason (owner is a wagey and only have 2 horses and 1 of them is in NAR). Hopefully there is a way...
kyun kyun
>>569148224>accepting the A rank, autis/uma/ bwos...ganbatte..!
>>569148791You can take care of horses as a wagie? I thought they're an expensive hobby.
>>569148839this month is our month, we've been on the cusp of a+ again for the past couple of months so it's our chance... but I don't want to falsely advertise and say we're a+ when we're not
Hopefully you all bought mambo stocks and sold autis/uma/ stocks? The market crash was predictable and imminent.
>>569148897where to find tachwife?
>>569148431Still's ass is not that large.Its a really vulgar and rude ass when it should be a demure and elegant ass
>>569147494AH FUYCK I DID IT AGAIN IN SENIOR
>>569148939Autis/uma/ stocks are at all time low right now. I suggest buying their stocks it'll moon TRUST
>>569147723I mean I knew they were rich, but not "I own a private beach rich"
>didn't get 5 songs before junior year promotional live
>>569149050Do NOT fall for this. Autis/uma/ is a pump and dump stock!
>>569148224Cheering for you autisbwos
>>569148985>Still's ass is not that large.>23rd, H/W 1.5200https://v-ma-dev.github.io/UmaBooty/Lewd. Erokawaii.
>>569149327Seiun Sky!
>>569149283Seductive uma...
>>569149283>47. grass wondergrassFRAUDS....
>>569149297hag marked
>>569149390Chigau!
>>569149283Digitan's ass is that fat? Underrated.
>>569148791>>569148870The guy needs to have at least some income and assets to be an owner, unless he inherited all his horses (in that case he can own those but not own any new ones)
>>569149406You're supposed to order by H/W because it support my agenda.
>>569149456>no condoms in sightyabe
>>569148870He's on higher position iirc, of course if you own a racehorse in Japan you're already richer than average. But Juryoku Pierrot is born from a small ranch not Northern Horse produced horses bought on Select Sale. I bet she cost under 10m yen (for comparison, share owned horses from clubs like sunday and carrot are 80m average).The cheapest strongest horse with a price tag is Kitasan Black, bought for 3.5m yen by Kitajima Saburo on a whim because "he's handsome". Another one is TM Opera O (10m) and Maurice (also 10m). For Opera O case he can be cheaper because that 10m is the first bid, and no one else are making offer for yearling ope after the TM owner's offer.
>>569149406i keep telling you guys her butt isn't that big
>>569149283New Sirius propaganda found
>>569149406Grass having a cute little ass is one step closer to being Ken-sama (uma)
who is the greatest slut in tracen?
uma butt hours
https://youtu.be/6bLtUO7eoaYJP Brianbro made a new video
>>569149762
>>569149762The Trainer
>>569149762curren
>>569149283The more I see umas who are canonically depicted with slim figures show up in the upper percentiles in this, the more I think this methodology is flawed for ass measurement.
Da Ganda
>>569149848how do you niggers constantly find these shit small sloptuber videos minutes after they release
>>569149842
the usual drill965823719658237196582371cm15
>>569150020Granny ass is kinda erotic...wtf
>>569149940The measurements are completely made up in the first place
>>569149848I don't trust anyone who use a sloppa in their videos and posts. Even his banner is sloppa
>>569149990They're subbed?
>>569150020My grandma can't be this sexy
>>569149510Hold on, that is for non-residents, from what I checked on https://jra.jp/owner/howto/regist/ a resident needs ¥20 million per year income and at least ¥100 million in assets to become an owner
>>569149136Btw (You) will become a Mejiro maker with your trainee after graduation. This is not a threat.
>>569150069Just invite V already.
>>569150202He's SEAleeping
>>569149990Man /uma/ is not very bright...
>>569150202Its past pinoy hours so they're not up yet
>>569150285Howa!?
>>569150275bwo it's 7~9PM in SEA
>>569150345>>569150275>V is swagapinoYikes...
>>569149990I'm subbed to him, seriru and raeHe regularly places in the top 100 of LoH in JP and he pretty much gives the best advice for sweats compared to seriru who is more casual oriented
>>569150285I did not roll for her
Isnt Tama really cute?
>>569150345>>569150275This is still peak flip hours wtf are you fags on about. If anything he's probably a burger
>>569150201Do I at least get to pick which Mejiro will hold my chain
>>569150275he's a burger thoughbeit
>>569150386He's japanese but i just group them all together because idc
>>569150472Cope
>>569150275Enough with the dad jokes
>V is swagapinoPHILIPPINES MENTIONED
>>569150475You have lots of umaypoi with your trainee. It's rather simple
>>569150640
>>569149283didn't know my wife Tachyon is good at child rearing
post more cows
>>569150480mega cope
>>569150275>>569150345>>569150390at least make consistent narratives you fucking shitposting fucks. this is like the time SEAs are most active
>There exists several petabytes of umaxbbc content on the web>Not a single umaxbwc image/vidNoticing
>>569150801
>>569150070>>569150160>>569150020Don't lewd a granny
>>569150830say something in swagapino
>>569150830Pinoy sweepyposter you're getting too bratty recently.
>>569150896Damn Curren Chang looking good in retirement!
fuck training taishin im just gonna go with a scuffed ass 3 front team this cm
>>569150898
>>569151118isn't Taishin autowin she's easy to do, no?
>>569150837https://files.catbox.moe/rg3beo.pngFound this for you bwo
>>569151138I love shots ilke this.
>>569151170Because her unique is terrible if she whiffs the wit check on spurt she just jobs
>>569151209>tattedpass
>>569151209yuck
Slorp slorp slorp slorp
>>569151284Isn't that the whole point of blacked/bleached?
>>569151282>her unique is terriblewhat did he mean by this, it activates at the perfect time with spurt
>>569151282>Because her unique is terriblenobody here plays the game anymore
>>569151170not when guts decks are a fucking pain in the ass to deal with im not sure if the usual 2 spd/pow/wit deck can even nearly compete as well as guts here
>for months people were saying kitasan would be dogshit for mant>it's actually the best speed cardI'm starting to believe Tachy won't actually powercreep Kitasan either
Every double crown winner currently and what happened>Tokino Minoru died before the Kikuka Sho>Miho Shinzandidn't participate in the Derby due to injury>Sakura Star Odidn't participate in the Derby due to desmitis>Tokai Teiodidn't participate in the Kikuka Sho due to injury>Mihono Bourbon2nd in the Kikuka Sho against Rice Shower>Sunny Briandidn't participate in the Kikuka Sho due to tendonitis>Seiun Sky4th place in the Derby, first place was Special Week>Air Shakur2nd in the Derby against Agnes Flight (by a nose)>Neo Universe3rd place in the Kikuka Sho, first place was That's The Plenty>Meisho Samson4th place in the Kikuka Sho, first place was Song of Wind>Gold Ship5th place in the Derby, first place was Deep Brillante>Duramentedidn't participate in the Kikuka Sho due to injuryLovcen is currently a double crown winner, he is very likely to race on the Kikuka Sho october 26th if nothing wrong happens
>>569151228
>>569151615For GL you want 3 speed cards so you use tachy with KSB
>>569151615she won't, Kita doesn't get fully powercrept until El Condor Pasa comes out and all she does is go from best to second best
>>569151615Nobody says Tach power creeps Kita, maybe if you're only talking about Pace Chasers
>>569151840dirters...
>>5691516537 and lovcen fucking dies pre kikka
>>569151373My frail heart is full of contradictions
>>569151615The real Kitasan powercreep is Pasa, Tachyon is just a pacer specialized card but still good for general use for the SP bonus
>>569151840These tummies are dirty...
>>569151665lewd
>>5691518807 and you die tomorrow
>>569151840Their bikini bottoms are really small...
>>569151840Am I a pdf file for wanting to have relations with these young girls?
>>569151880>>569151961stop trying to kill people
>>569151840If I get too close to them, I wouldn't be able to resist poking my hard cock onto their crotch
Dirters shouldnt be sexy...
>>569152117
I can't use some of my reaction pics because you guys use them every thread
>>569152253you're the thread bicycle
>>569152253I use you every thread.
>>569151103Maya isn't a cat
>>569152253save more pictures bwo
>>569152253just add a dot in mspaint
Stop trying to make me want to fuck Curren
cute fatties
How is it statistically possible that Tracen has zero het students?
>>569152253Your reaction pics are too cute
>>569152253kitaposters are asking for it
>>569152218So so cute...
>sex with kitapostersFinally, comfy hours.
>>569152342>>569152253>>569152515I NEED SEX WITH YOU
Guys, guys, GUYS, guys, am I just.. supposed to be happy for my trainee and her thespian Iesbian lover while my balls turn from blue to black?
>>569152697My Kingu looks beautiful even with short hair.Truly first rate.
>>569152284>>569152285>>569152342>>569152515>>569152556>>569152691I'm gonna rape you all>>569152353Would that even work?
...Nishino Flower bros? Who is this Piccolo Rhythm and why is she destroying your cunny???
>>569152414he means centripetal force, idiot
>>569152874>Would that even work?nta but yeppers. I have like 2 variants of each of my image reactions and they're all the same except for filesize
Some of you got blue balls?
>>569152973why are you using the same images you some kind of avatarfag huh?
>>569153038Nyo because you fucks keep using the same reaction pics I want to use
>>569152874I sceenshot my reaction images, I have 10 of the same gaslight Oguris and a few variations so I never run out
>>569153114Maya! Use your Take Down attack!
>>569150069starting!
daiwa if she real
>>569153164>change in wordinguh huh, carry on buddy
>>569153114Natie would do this
Puppy-chan...
>>569153246Because I cropped those reaction pics myself you DUMBASS
why does kitasan provoke lust
>>569153284CEASE
>>569153114>Trainer Attack!>get pregnant get pregnant get pregnant
>>569153443I want to have sex with kitaposters though kita can watch.
>>569153454Find my pages puppy-chan.Bring them to me so I can overview the schedule.
>>569153443Armpit slut always flashing her pits.
>>569153543I will NOT beg for them
>>569153443the mind boggles
What did she say to you
Sirius hours?
>>569153443She has to make up with it for being a very boring protagonist
>>569150069ayabby stop delaying your own accel.......189958481899584818995848trying another cheeky one
/uma/ is a proud bwc general
>>569153679
Satono Crown
>>569153658She told me to grow a spine.
Sirius HATE
Kitasan PlappedCheval Plap
>>569153695That's NTR though
>>569151880back at ya
>>569153443No reason~<3
>>569153443https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=pitslut
>>569153910True Siriusfags see both sides.
7 and kita dies within the next year from sex fatigue.
>>569154023>No reasonMENTIONED
Kitaposters being the thread bicycle is very fitting considering how much of a manwhore the horse is.
Cheval Grand means _________
There isnt a single Kitaposter who isnt a sizequeen
stop spreading lies
7 and Kitasan gives me a pitjob
>>569154235loser
7 and all you weirdos stop sexing her.
>>569154235Large Equine
>>569154210?why did you post this uma
>>569154376Must be something in the water.
is it possible to play global on PC without logging onto the steam client
7 and I am Dia in this pic
Post something cute
>>569154496using an emulator
images running low, post kita-chan
>>569154469No Reason.
what if kitasan actually dies from having too much sex soon
>>569154636heh "nice" one
>>569154608>kitabf alt is 4 years away
>>569153808Tamachan getting uppity when she does the same
i think 7 posting sucks
>>569154774please tell me this is a boy
Reset soon and I still have 4 borrows
>>569154057It’s not that I want to see her beaten and broken. I don’t want to see her lose. I want to win.
>>569154913You don't mean that
>>569154516I stopped scrolling to open this image.
UMADash is on the lookout for an oji-san to join our comfy A+ club. drop your ID if you're interested and Danchou will send an invite.
>jobs to a mare>immediately decides it's time to retiresprint """chads""""?
>>569155045it's okay once in a while but when it's every other post for a prolonged period it sucks
>>569154935it's mambo danchou
BEHOLDTHE POWER OF MAMBO
>>569154516there's a mare I'm not interested in? what the hell is this?
>>569155140>mambro hasn't logged in for at least 23.5 hours
7 and I will wake up to this
>>569155140>logged in 30 minutes before resetDANCHOU........
>>569155140DANCHOOOOOOOOOOOOO FIRE THIS MAN
takamotsunomiya kinen just made me broke my chair sprint G1 is bullshit incarnate fuckingcynigger kill yourself
>>56915527114 and 13 btw
>>569155221I came all over her glasses
7 and you won't have any good runs for the next month
>>569155389Out of 10!
YOUR ASS WILL BE MINE IN 25 MINUTES
>>569155172>there's a mare I'm not interested in?no, now breed and reproduce
So embarrassing that Mambo is dragged down by these lazy niggers. I'm a top earner and I'm really considering a move to /uma/club
>>569155093>loses to a mare>damn I need to fuck some of those>retires to stud>becomes the ultimate grandfather of all sprintersSprint. Chad.
>>569155440At least one of them is self aware and kick himself out
>>569155426dios mio kitasan negra
>>569141640I have been here the whole time tho? Just because the schizo went to bed doesn't change the fact you have been talking to me. V.>>569141707You are part of it like it or now, newfag. You post Toproad so I hope you enjoy the attention.
>>569155513Nobody likes you retard lolAlso you outed yourself to not even care about her and only avatarfag like a loser
>>569155440we still have a spot. . .
>>569155426third world latinx LOVE these umas
BAAAAKEEEERRTHE BBBBBUUUUUTEEEERRRRR
Wit is under 1000 but I'll just throw her in cuz I feel accomplished. Training guts on an uma with not guts / speed growth is pretty ass
>samefags as the guy complaining about V to have an excuse to thow a meltykek
the thread reaching image limit? Rice's fault
>>569155618Air Groove is so pretty
>>569155876>>569155876>>569155876
IMAGE LIMIT ALERT
>Narita Slop Road
*takes your image slot*
>>569155889Meido is going to kill us...
>>569155889bravo retard
>>569155856It's mine actually
>>569155912Cuteki!
>>569155932>>569156006Would rather have an early made thread than V making one
>*red rudolf looking at you in disappointment*
>>569155896rape mcqueen
You want my (You)'s so badly.You know who you are :)
>>569156048Why is she red?
>>569156032I'd rather you finger your anus with a glock, dumbass.
>>569155889> (embed)DELETE THIS PART ALREADY AAAAA
>>569156092I don't need your (You)s.
>>569156152Seethe harder V
you dramatrannies should just stay here in this thread and disappear along with it
But you want them ;)
Not particularly.
>>5691518807 and and pesky anon gets a waki to the throat
>>569154235big hors 4u
