Be Who You Are For Your Pride EditionA general thread to discuss Dispatch by AdHoc Studioshttps://store.steampowered.com/app/2592160/Dispatch/>Dispatch merch store featuring new merchhttps://store.adhocla.com/>Fanart Fridayshttps://x.com/adhocstudio/status/2060436533467840915>Dispatch wins bigly at the 2026 BAFTA awardshttps://x.com/adhocstudio/status/2046272794330304708>Dispatch save file inspector (PC only)https://sdnrecordsdepartment.io/If you're unsure where to find your save files click on "where are my save files" on the bottom right and copy the file path>New Youtooz Plushies:https://x.com/youtooz/status/2038661988180521021Previous thread: >>568590615
Flambert <3333
This Golem guy? Seems like a pretty cool guy if you ask me.
Already in June and not a single bit of news from AdHoc. Not even a post featuring Flambae and Malevola for pride month. Unbelievable.
>>569143362Malevola like gals? Also sad about no Flambae posts even if I'm not gay myself. He's a genuine GOOD gay representation that I like. Even some "good" ones like Arcade Gannon don't get that privilege since Arcade annoys me sometimes.
>>569143507> Malevola like gals? According to the comics in the deluxe edition, yes. She seems to like women as well. When her and Sonar go for a night out at a strip club.
>>569142413Yeah. He chill.
My life for Mandy
>>569143362Have patience and troost the plan. The Niggerman will deliver.
>>569143362We will get Prism twerking video for juneteenth
>>569143362O:
>>569152959>>569155268mandy would've put out in EP 1 had work not got in the way right?
>>569155665Mandy was ready to jump his bones that night if she hadn't been still with Phenomaman
>>569152959>>569155268they should've 100% had sex after the party on that couch she brought to him
>>569156210What's to say they didn't have a quickie before she left?
>>569157074if it's their first time, it wouldn't be a quickie lol
I love my cute wabi-sabi gap moe gamer shitposter cinephile horny clingy jealous stalker red flag corny virgin laser-riding-badass attention-seeking clean brown valentine tomboy maid gf with ADHD, asthma, smoking addiction, insecurities, a foul mouth, a below average IQ and delicious "cake".
>>569158726>Courtney reading down the list
I am so gay
>>569159281we know fujo
Invisimech <3333
>>569159134>Robert realizing he forgot to lock his PC
>>569160289Is that how they managed to download all those porn popups
>>569142804Why is he so adorkable. I want to hand feed him melon slices.
>>569163236If only Blonde Blazer would feed him melon slices...
>June rolls aroundAnd my twitter feed is ruined
>>569143362Companies are doing less gay shit for pride month this year because the left took something good and got obnoxious with it; blaming hockey players for not wearing pride jerseys or shoving trannies (and their mentally ill understanding of biology into education) in everyone’s faces. It was never a good or productive idea if they wanted fanfare or positive representation. Just associating with trannies is a net loss now.
>>569165245it's more simple than that, gay shit isn't profitable anymore. You can expect them to do the complete opposite if/when it does become profitable again
>>569150294It needs a little more cropping off the top.
>>569165448> it's more simple than that, gay shit isn't profitable anymoreThat’s literally what I just said. Everyone is annoyed by gay shit now because the left took something good and ruined it. This is what happens when you let the mentally ill/retarded join your club. They didn’t gatekeep hard enough!
>>569165962being obnoxious =/= being unprofitableyou know those same companies would jump on the gay flag bandwagon if they thought they could benefit from it, which it isn't right now. Being too annoying doesn't have anything to do with their decisions, if they could make a profit out of being annoying they'd do it in a heartbeat.
>>569166182They’re clearly linked if being obnoxious ruins your marketing. “TAKE THIS HAMBURGER. EAT IT. YOU DON’T WANT IT?? YOU HATE HAMBURGERS OR SOMETHING! HAMBIGOT!!!”. That’s basically what happened.
I don’t like hamburgers very much
>>569166484What are you, gay?
I’m gay. But not TOO gay. I’ve never once been to a pride parade. Is it really as bad as some make it out to be?
>>569166484Very unamerican of you
>>569159729>>569160289>What if Dispatch>but 少年漫画-desuGambatte, Dispatcher-kun!
Let’s paint rainbows over Golem
Would Flambae even be pro lgbt
>>569177129What makes you doubt it?
>>569178145He’s Afghan.
>>569178259plenty of afghans hate their regime
>>569178428Are you saying he’d support Trump bombing Iran l
>>569180410Literally anyone who isn’t a total retard will understand why a chunk of Iranians are happy seeing their regime getting fucking smoked. Fifty years of seeing your sisters, mothers and female cousins getting disappeared or fucking murder-raped because they refused to wear their head wraps. But of course mega-libtards like Whoopi Goldberg and Don Lemon think America “isn’t any better than Iran”. Imagine being that stupid. I wouldn’t want to be alive.
>>569180695Americans can’t actually grasp that to save a thousand you might have to let a hundred die. They would rather let the one hundred live. Even knowing the hell that will come of it.
>>569181123They think in the moment. They’re only morally concerned for the present.
>>569181123Bombing hospitals and schools. Truly for the better of American sovereignty. Sure.
>>569180410unironically yestankies whose entire personality is hating america short circuit when they see 1st gen immigrants supporting america's actions against their home country, i.e., afghans, cubans, iranians, etc.
>>569182161That's the thing. If the goal is to topple an authoritarian regime with a history of human rights violations and you accidentally bomb a school in the process, does that mean you should stop the war immediately and left the regime go? Obviously bombing a school with children inside is a war crime that demands accountability. But the difference is that america does not make targeting civilians a doctrine whereas countries like iran and russia do. There's an implicit understand that if you are going to wage a "just" war, there are inevitably going to be innocent people killed in the process due to human error/bad actors because that's war, but it doesn't make the cause any less just. That's not to say I agree with the current war in Iran, trump is retarded and literally had no plans going in and now he's bumbling around trying to find a way to pull out of the war he started. But a better example would be WW2, the bombing of dresden alone killed about 25000 civilians. But if the allies were pressured by its citizens to stop the war based on that alone and capitulated, there would be many more innocents dead due to the actions of nazi germany.
>>569182161Iran told its youth to surround its hospitals and power plants. That’s sickening. This echoes the Iran-Iraq war where Iran sent kids blindfolded into mine fields to “clear the way”. They haven’t changed. They expect children to be shields.
we're going /pol/ again i seeeven without the bbjeet this time around
>>569183659>There's an implicit understand that if you are going to wage a "just" war, there are inevitably going to be innocent people killed in the process due to human error/bad actors because that's warThey’ve forgotten what war looks like because they’ve lived through decades of total comfort and security and stability. Now all war is “genocide” to Americans.I guess America committed a genocide when it went into Germany. How dare they.
>the enemy lifts up their own babies and children in front of oncoming bombs “Welp I guess we should just stop the war and let them continue to rape our women and bomb our infrastructures!”
I like how the world is silent about Muslims dying (99.99% of the time it’s Muslims killing other Muslims) UNLESS it is the Jews doing it. China castrating Uyghurs? Nobody cares. No Jews, No News. When did you realize that the majority of the human race is incapable of thinking for itself?
>>569184713Most humans have zero firefight and can only think in present terms. They don’t look to the past, or consider the future.
>>569184994>firefightForesight* (they can’t fight fires either!)
What are you guys talking about
>>569185435Fighting terrorism is genocide. We need more villain awareness. It’s not their fault they want to kill us all! Haven’t you ever thought about how THEY feel?
I’m sorry Shroud ;_;
>>569185150Waterboy can!
>>569150294>Get in the bathtub Robert ^_^
>>569169054I went to NYC pride once. An endless ocean of faggots, but I also saw 2 really hot young lesbians making out so that was pretty nice.
>>569191037A flake of gold in a river of shit?
>>569174063Wouldn't the paint be muddled out due to him being made of mud?
>>569189980cute
Blonde Blazer please let me suck your toes
>>569193116Your employment at SDN has been terminated effectively immediately. Have your things packed and ready to go off the campus in the next thirty minutes.
>>569193512that's not gonna stop me from sucking on your toes
>>569193597Leave the premise immediately or suffer the consequences.
>>569194091sucking BB's toes while she beats the shit out of me
Why is June out of all the months so gay?
>>569195536Is… is he doing what I think he’s doing…
>>569198306Don’t pretend like the gays don’t the to push pride parades even outside of gay month. One of the funniest things I’ve seen last year was a pride parade running into a pro Palestine parade. It ate itself alive. 1, It wasn’t even pride month. 2. Why do they act surprised when Muslims turn against them? Muslims have never tolerated gays or women.
>>569198306Don't ask me I'm not gay
>>569198812I really think the lgbt and the left consist of mostly low iq people. Or if not low iq, then severely misguided and naive idiots.
Flambae doing the Ricardo Milos dance
>>569198306To give a brief history lesson. The reason why June is considered pride month is due to the first one taking place a year after the Stonewall Inn riots. Commemorating those that fought back against the constant police raids on gay bars and other places where gays would meet.
>>569199373Gay people HAVE the capacity to think critically, they just don’t want to. They’re too concerned with social standing. They are hedonists. Quick satisfaction seekers. They don’t WANT to think for longer than thirty seconds.
>>569199383Animate that right now.
>>569198627What? Licking a lamppost in Winter?
oyyyy fuck what the fuk brols tallking aboutchrist almighsty u love u alll gooood gnith fuck brps dpontpaapora oo dont ficl .lve k . love u all dm drnkr goodo gnitn ag., d love j a,,, ,ll <33<#33 godo nignt
>>569205106g'night visidrunk
>>569205106goodnight visiholic
>>569200558>>569200836>>569201003>>569201210HNNNNG
Would you look at that?https://x.com/igloocgofficial/status/2061767298067951680
>>569207778Igloo's first BAFTA.
>>569207778>>569207965deserved
>>569207778I see one company decided to change their profile pic for June.
>>569208608https://x.com/HaoTurnip/status/2061460319843635600
>>569209179Yup. Just as I expected. >>569001145
>>569207408I want what they have.
>>569210895Imagine the bed sweating
>>569199383I keep thinking he’d be a fantastic dancer.
>>569212919Wouldn't it try out quickly from Flambae's body heat?
>>569213950Nah it would stay damp and musty
season 2 announcement soon
>>569214321eww
Oh boy, here we go.>>>740126819
>>>/v/740126819
so any sequel news
>>569222632nope
When you're around, it's already alrightAlready alright, like a radioI'm tuning into you(I'm tuning into you)You're turning me on(You're turning me on)
Mandy's got a loose pussy (but only because she has to deal with Robert's massive 5 inch monster all the time)
>5 inch >monster
>>569224483Dude it's huge haha you wouldn't understand
>>569216957Why ew? Boysmell/guysmell is hot.
>>569224483For a man his size? He's lucky that he can walk straight with that monster down in his trousers.
>>569225358What is Robert 5' 7''? It's not like he's dragging a golf club between his legs.
>>569193512She wouldn't do that, she'd just send them to HR for a "talking to".
>>569207154https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TQcGnEhciNY
>>569224002This is so gay. Based.
ugh
>>569228447>Robert doing karaoke blackout drunk
>>569229657Together with Flambae and Sonar
>>569229887Nothing like getting blackout drunk with the boys on a friday night to escape the missusAss is sore in the morning but she doesn't have to know that
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wNlYA9UxNOo>visiholic spotted going to the store to buy more hand sanitzer (it's more expensive than bottom shelf vodka)
>>569230146
It's going to suck waking up tomorrow
Adhoc, now's the time to release the swimsuit dlc...
>>569237150Work?
>>569237515>>569237668https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CTIdRD5qrag
goodnight /sdn/ I love you all
>>569243954g'night
>>569231793lol I thankfully never buy alcohol so I don't know the prices of the drinks.>>569243954night BBfriend
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vE7smlwIXMM
>>569246576>Not even a minute into the video>"Someone axed me"heh
>>569243954I love you too.
>>569239969Mehhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ubt8qmzgeVE&list=PLTFmS2a_D3sWJDzrX4yU0Qkwge2a7bBWm&index=11
>>569238520patience
>>569246576>>569247104let me guess, he hates Visi
>>569254574No. He wants to fuck her and Blazer. And the other ladies in Z-team.
>>569254762a nice change of pace, at least he's not like others of his ilk if you catch my drift
Bump
>>569261802so that's what this look reminds me of
>>569254064Tastes like metal
>>569262009
>>569224037nah it's from her sleeping around when dating p-man :)
>>569239012Yep. UGH. See you in eight hours.
>>569263986tentacles
>>569142804Why does he like melons? Is there a reason? Do they remind him of his home planet?
would mandy become a stay-at-home mom?
>>569267170She’d become a stay-at-home melon.
>>569266641They remind him of Mandy's melons
>>569267274>chubby mandyi'd plap her until we have 12 kids
>>569267443Why stop at 12?
>>569221997>our little retard club being slanderednot cool
>Robert when Mandy is ovulating again and she has her amulet back
>>569268551Alternatively>Robert when Flambae is blue balling again and he just got back drunk from the karaoke bar
What do you think of the theory that Mandy is like 100 years old and her amulet stops aging which is why Chase is able to use his power with no drawbacks when he's wearing it?
>>569269506I was kind of into it at first but then she really doesn't act wiser than her age so it doesn't fit her character all that muchI think it's just a matter of the writers not paying too much attention to the details because they didn't think the game would be such a huge success for it to matter so there's a lot of loose ends when you try to explain their powers
I think Mandy and Courtney should kiss each other, on Robert's lips
Visi probably gave Robert a disease when she force kissed him.
>>569273227cooties are no joke
Boycooties…
>>569279252
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ukznXQ3MgN0>Argument at the blonde blazer fan club
Flambae would be up on the pride parade floats dancing his barely clothed butt off
>>569292193And yet AdHoc didn’t release anything for #Pride …..
>>569292619Leave it to the fans.
>>569292193If he’s confident enough to sing karaoke he’s confident enough to do other cringe shit I guess.
>>569293475I'll do itI'll fuck flambae in the ass. For the fans
>>569294831Your dick would burn right off
>>569294831Unless your name is Robert Robertson III then back off.
mmMMMmmmMMmm…
>nooo you can’t date bullies noooDownvoted
>>569296669Can’t stand that Reddit page. You can have dozens of other noncanon pairings showcase. But as soon as someone dares to share some Flambert. People cry foul about how toxic it is.
>>569297058Toxic you say?
>>569297136Oh, hush now. I did walk myself into that though.
>>569268041I care not for what a faggot on /v/ thinks of my general. My /SDN/.
>>569297058They’re the same sort of people who cry “pedo!!!!1” when they see a seventeen or eighteen year old dating a twenty year old.
>>569268041They're just not autistic enough to understand my parasocial relationship with a fictional video game character
>>569297058Lol these people
>>569294831
>>569300225>Flambae said Robert is not his type>Taking Flambae’s word at face value Media literacy is truly dead.
>>569273227>>569274556Cooties is worth it for Visi and her perky boobs
Planning on spaghetti tonight, can't wait.
Malevolant reportin in
>>569304612Courtney! No! Spaghetti is not for the floor!
hello?
>>569304612Again?Has anyone ever tried Jollibee spaghetti
>>569305490oy malevolanti was wonderin where u at theres no malevolas in this threadgood evning /sdn/ i love u all by the wya
>>569305490>>569306075Haiiii :>
>>569306075>>569306297hola
>>569306297V/ unironically thinks that this thread is made and kept alive by a single anon>>>/v/740128763
>>569307963that's not even one of our fujos
>>569308102It's the wasabi pasta poster
>>569308242I like our wasabi frennibble nibble
>>569308432I like him too
>>569308558sweaty underboob...
>>569308558
>>569308815
>>569309150Thank you anon, I was looking for that jpg to add it to my folder
>>569309272always happy to fill up someone's mandy folder
>>569310201>someone's mandy folderWell it's just a Dispatch folder, I got the whole mess of jpgs/webms in there, with every character
>>569309708Malevola (honorary black)
>>569311535Kek
>>569310793Well have another anyways
>>569312892Thank you anon O:
~~>SUPER
why is he so smugit’s not like he’s a genius or anything
>>569317330
>>569318153That's how he heals.
>>569317571Flambae is smug because he can control the fire and the flame. And he's got a fat ass.
>>569318832>fire AND the flame…..This will never not sound retarded, and it’s part of the reason why I love him so much kek
>>569318832>>569319569It’s the way he says it with such assurance and total obliviousness of the dumbness of the statement
>>569246576>Pull an omni-man, go fuck some bugs, then come back to earth in the right state of mindHe makes a compelling argument
>>569319569>>569319845He's stupid but that statement isn't wrong. There is a difference between the two. Fire is the state, process, or instance of combustion in which fuel or other material is ignited and combined with oxygen. While flame is burning gas or vapor, as from wood or coal, that is undergoing combustion.
>>569320134To the holistically minded physicist who isn’t a pedantic piece of shit this isn’t really much of a difference. But yeah you can have a fire without a flame.But do remember the lost adage: “a fire isn’t truly a fire if it doesn’t have flames ;^)”
aaaand thats it bros im quttin all tihs shit they gave me some fuckin ssri drugs i dont wan them i want to feel good i want it all i just want to drink alcoholgoodngiht <33 fuck bros i loveu a i rlally do
>>569321684goodnight visiholic
>>569321592>a fire isn’t truly a fire if it doesn’t have flames ;^)Only pyromaniacs say that.
A fire isn’t truly a fire if it doesn’t have any gas uh oh stinky
Did anyone else as a kid stick their finger into hot melted wax for fun?
>>569322740No? Why?
>>569322740
