Let's Taco 'Bout the Game Edition>Upcoming Expansion: Evercoldhttps://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/evercold/https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dk3rfUC80DE >Patch 7.5 Noteshttps://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/topics/detail/07320affa7e0fcd9685afcbe54fbf55405b6d822>Patch 7.51 Noteshttps://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/topics/detail/c46881a31a2c90d0965493c921b434eca09113f8>Make it Rain Campaign: May 29 - June 24https://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/special/2026/the_make_it_rain_campaign/NX0yR0viwE>Resourceshttps://rentry.org/xivgresourceshttps://rentry.org/syncshells>Meetups• June 3, 9:00 PM EDT | Primal, Famfrit, Lavender Beds W15 P20 | Spooky Club: Twin Peaks >>568995926 • June 5, 2:00 PM PT/5:00 PM ET | Materia, Ravana, Solution 9 Residential Radius 9-11 | Summer Game Fest 2026 Meetup >>569045426 • June 6, 6:30 PM EDT | Zalera, Crystal Mist W15 P24 | Monthly Malera Meetup! - Maleras Only! >>568891014 Previous thread: >>569162576
*hands you a crisp $20*Go outside and play in traffic
https://www.bilibili.com/video/BV1pwVZ6NEgJ/PHASE 3 LEAKED FOOTAGE!!!!
Is there a splatoon thingy for all the dawntrail extremes?
>Petty, miserable people genuinely seething watching people move to Balmung after its been locked for over a yearYeah I wonder why people dont want to stay on Primal or whatever with you
Realistically, what's the long term outlook for aether post EC?
What's your prog point?
>>569171674Are you the highlander or the malera?
>add facewear feature>slow drip actual facewear into the gameWhat the fucking hold up
>>569171652How long until that emote becomes synonymous with eating cuntOr is that too gooned out
raen or xaela for my balter malera
>>569171803>china catches up in patches>immediatly starts cheating the world raceAbsolute ching chong
My trans sunnie just wants someone to tell her it'll be okay and they'll take care of her now...
kinda hope we get these as mounts in 7.55 or something
>>569171839I am this far.
>>569171852same as with everything
>>569171896Raen is rarer
>>569171838wasteland outside sargatanas like primal
oh yeah? he cleared?
>>569171878why use that when you can literally just put goon bait/OOC in your search info?
>>569171896Raen
>>569171893>korra hiding his i can't do the content therefore it sucks take at the end of the thread
>>569171839M9S
How are miera comfortable with being shorter than their females ?it looks a bit goofy like this
>>569171839Sorry I'm progging the REAL content
>>569171961>>569172021okay but which face
Fucking RIP8 of my friends transferred to balmung and now it's only me and 1 friend left on our old serverBalmung why?????
Making a clique fc on balmung rn... our gimmick will be being pf terrorists and pvp gremlins
>>569171878You need to cool it.
>>569171852to keep you subbed dumbass they took 6 years to add hats to Viera/Hroth
>>569171839Graven image 2! How is rest of p1? Also nice job on making it to P2!
CAUSE I'M MAKING YOUR DEATH WITH ALL THESE PENISES
>>569171814Who's actually seething though? All last thread there's mostly people being happy they could move, bringing up fomo (legitimately from historical trends), and gloating. I didn't really see seethe though
>>569172058How did they manage to make straight art look so gay
these casters on mogtalk kind suck
>>569172134thats not what he says
sex with Ryne and Gaia (Ultimate)
>>569172058I modded mine to be the exact same height as fiera since it makes sense
>>5691720961
I'm a newfag I don't get all the hubbub about Balmung
>>569172082does ICE work on the new planet yet?
>>569171896for malera i feel like xaela are the bigger sex pests that no one likes>>569172096whatever face you like the most, it's your character after all
>>569172097Sorry bro, she's currently busy *Hangs up on you*
>>569171896f1 xaela, tan skin, dark brown hair, hair 1, golden eyes, max height
>>569171770bweh
>>569172102I'll join if you let me watch you gooning with other guys
i forget that you're supposed to ignore all of the posts until like 120 at the bare minimum
>>569172096Whichever you think looks good really
>>569172202gtfo newfag
>he transferredLOLLMAO
>>569172204There should be a testing version for it and the github repo was updated 2 hours ago... so maybe?
>>569172204No clue, I've always just done my own macros
>>569172312ignore your own post then and create a feedback loop
>>569172058my miera likes this actually
>>569172312Ignore THIS
Is it looking like BLM or PCT is better for UMAD so far
>>569172136Get your eyes checked>>569171868>>569171524>>569171261>>569170308>>569170360>>569169016
>>569172202Originally before the DC split it was by far the largest server in the game. Still kinda is arguably. Nearly all /xivg/ played there. But when the split happened the overall community decided that Aether was the raiding DC because of Gilgamesh being moved there, and Crystal stayed for just RP. Its the server with the most RP events hosted and historically the most /xivg/ events hosted, mainly before they added this fake congestion system in DT. Its generally seen as the place where the most social and active people hang out.
>>569172186No it doesnt make senseLiterally in the lore Miera are barefoot househusbands biologically
feeling like u need to transfer to balmung to fit in is kinda cringe desu senpai
>>569172437ITS A CHIDUCKOr is it a Duckken...
>>569172467PCT it's a downtime fight
>>569172058Taller woman to care for and protect the shorter man.
>>569172467if it's anything like o8s where he goes untargetable all the time, pct is probably better, but idk since i haven't actually looked at the fight at all
>>569172553all of phase 1 and 2 look like full uptime.
>>569172467BLM, doesn't seem there's like much downtime in UMAD so far
>>569171839
>>569172519Thats fine either way since I like being a house hus-bun-d to my femlala wife
>>569172202it has all the cliques so people congregate there
>>569171896is balter a thing now
>>569172467I've seen both. Currently it looks like top teams are just using whichever is more comfortable until they actually start pushing for real damage
>>569172495why did u include my post in that
>>569172467Summoner
>>569172504The congestion shit is so fucking dumb they bled half the playerbase and are still doing itTWO NUKES WASNT ENOUGH
>>569172202gooner server, that's it
>>569172202it's the highest population server is what it's about. party finder and duty finder will be merged soon so that anyone playing on crystal will be able to play with anyone on aether without having to world travel. aether is the raid data center and the thing it had over crystal was more raid parties in party finder.
>>569172519Male Viera don't live in the villages, they're loners who serve as protectors of the forest once they are trained and come of age. They only return back to their villages to mate and collect any other young males to add to their ranks.
>>569172265how tan my liege
My ancestor :)With eyebrows...
>>569171929Hey...
>>569172097If i was your friend, I wouldn't have left our server... I mean, i didn't leave my server, but we're not friends. For obvious reasons.
>Moving to the mung is cringe!>Fast forward mid summer>"Guys I'm all alone on my server... nobody logs on anymore because there is nothing to do..."
>>569172058I'm very comfortable.
>>569172495Those are people spamming the same thing. The first one is one to one copied in this thread. The last two are the same fucking post trying to farm engagement. None of this is real man.
>>569172623You can push him super quickly in p1 and have plenty of time to paint since it's only 15% you need to lower him to and you dont lose anything when you're in sleeper or brainrot jail in p1
Post em
Oh you're from Balmung too, huh? Prove you've been here for longer than 8 hours.
>>569172760this one might be good
>>569172784Hey...
they didnt add anything new to these right
>>569172806Cant wait to see the stubborn ebin meltdowns. Luckily those are usually the ones you dont want around anyway.
>>569171896Face 3 raen, thavnarian. Not even laughing, be the most contrarian malera on Balmung.
>>569172850purrincess..
>>569171839A couple towers into forsaken, like everyone else
Why won't they add new hairstyles man I'm freaking out THEY HAVE SO MANY CONTEST WINNERS JUST SITTING IN COLD STORAGE WHY WON'T THEY PUT THEM IN THE GAME ALREADY
>>569172058I think it's great
Hello
>>569172841why not bossmod reborn?
>>569172806>spending money to lose my submarinesLmao?
why is everyone moving when in 6 months they're going to make everything cross-DC
>>569172850I have 20 Mack alts in my blacklist
>>569172850My mom says you have to wear pants.
>>569171937>>569172082Actual real content...>>569172041Gambatte>>569172127it's actually really easy besides the very last mechanic after arrows>>569172662>>569172936God gamer
>>569173006Because Balmung will still be blocked to travelers but you will be able to do content from anywhere with everyone
>>569172850I've cum inside this cat
>>569172806I’m already alone anyway, what difference would it make for me to move server?
>>569172535No I need it because when I try to setup a plap, 95% they are on Balmung and refuse to leave to meet me
>>569173006they couldn't make friends on their native DCs so they think it'll be different on balmung
here's my prog point, do i have a shot at clearing?
Fresh leaked footagehttps://www.bilibili.com/video/BV1BLGH6RExT/
>>569173006Because they're going to make balmung congested, so you won't be able to visit it. Meaning if you transfer while you're able, you'll have access to the full pf, and all the social stuff. Literally best of all worlds
I want to make my fiera's thighs thicker to match her fat ass, but am afraid I will go too far :(
>>569172850What are you so FAT
>>569172850I transferred when it opened up in March 2025
>>569172202gooners make it out to be something its not
>>569172202Balmung is primarily a bunch of 30-50 year old grown men larping as slutty 13-26 year old girls trying desperately to seek some sort of "positive" attention to help them ignore their own painful, terminally online existence.
Chat what's the inject code?I've re-installed game and dalamud after previous patch, please no bully
>>569172962I use plugins for QoL and artisan/autoduty for totally not bottingIf I used gameplay cheats I wouldn't have a reason to play the game
>maru samefagging hours
>>569173187Do it anywayIt's your character man, just stop wherever looks good to you
>>569173134>Balmung and refuse to leave to meet meName a more iconic duo
>>569173006The whole point of the Mung is the stuff you can not get anywhere else
>>569173006Because the fake congestion stuff will still be a thing most likely. And there are unique events hosted on specific servers, Balmung having the most. Plus its hard to get to do stuff with friends in locked servers because not all content is PFable.
>>569173207newfag
why is there some ugly ass catgirl posting off cooldown and not contributing anything to the thread
>>569173207https://github.com/goatcorp/dalamud-declarative/blob/main/config.yaml
leaked final phasehe kills himself lole!
>>569173178>and all the social stuffgenuinely what social stuff when i would visit and hang out at the bench everyone is just afk
>>569173191How am I fat?!
>>569173006If they fuck with congestion and world travel like in DT, it's easier to travel out of Balmung as needed than trying to travel into it.
>>569173134Remember: The only reason that someone would refuse to leave balmung is because they DON'T live there. Natives can get back home without issue, tourists are the ones that get locked out.
>>569173086Ew, this schizo again
>>569173348At which hp %?
>>569173323I dont see Lientri or Muffy anywhere tho
Not played Dissidia, is the VA any good at least?
>>569173296What, like the cities of level 3 alts jerking off with each other?
>>569173086can i squeeze your buttcheeks
>>569173240Careful he's going to call you Lientri if you do this
>>569173360CheeksThighsUnflattering hoodie
>>569173349"""RP venues""" that are just ERP hubs. that's it
>>569173006You have 10 doors into 10 rooms. You can go into all of the rooms freely except for one which is locked 90% of the day. You can choose one room to make your own and the lock wont apply. Why would you not choose the locked one?
Name 1 (ONE) reason why you're NOT transferring to Balmung?(assuming you're not already here)Pro tip: You can't.
>>569173140I haven't touched the space exploration shit yetHow long to catch up?
>>569173493It’s a lotta more work to get plapped as a femlala on mateus
>>569173534Can I have sex with this creature
I think i'll wait a day to play XIV again i suppose, im feeling a bit lost with all this talk today.
>>569173534This is your average Balmung catgirl btw
>>569172058Playing a miera is unironically a humiliation ritual they are okay with being malewives househusbands for fieraif a fiera shouted at miera and asked him to make her a sandwich the miera will complain but still make the sandwich and cuddle up to her
>>569172862and thy hair?
>>569173534FC subs
>>569172850Got it as soon as we were able to transfer...
>>569173498The cheeks aren't fat and the hoody is big, baggy and comfycute. Thighs I'll give you.
>>569173534I'm not a gooner and none of my friends even hang out on balmung
Is it true they closed Balmung already?
>>569173349You realize Balmung is more than just /xivg/ right? Its got countless RP venues. The premium ones. But the people here will call it all erp when you can simply look it up. At the very least if you like socializing you should be on Crystal as a whole since we dont know if they will also be adding cross DC messaging.
>>569173475>lientri >uglyanon there's something wrong with you...
>>569173534Can I have sex with catgirls like these if I move to balmung?
ngl the best venues I been at have been dynamis or materia, balmung is really only for uldah
>>569171852I wish they would add more old head glasses as facewear
>>569173534My wife isn't on balmung.
>>569173640>if a fiera shouted at miera and asked him to make her a sandwich the miera will complain but still make the sandwich and cuddle up to herDon't tell Mioh
>>569173462Oh, you know.
>>569172557giwtwm
>>569173494You're disgusting
>>569173508All the good RP venues aren't even on Balmung ever since they locked that server.
>>569173534I already lived on Balmung back in 2021. Bought a house there. Then abandoned that house when I transferred off of Balmung. I sought new opportunities beyond.
>>569172202Even hours after Aether stopped being congested, Balmung is still congested and you still cannot DC travel to it. That's all you really need to know.
>>569173752All the venues had to move to dead servers cause of the congestionCan't host a big venue on a server nobody can enter
>>569173789Bring your wife too!Wait... actually, maybe don't
>>569173640me meena is like this
>>569173534I hate everyone on Crystal
>>569173631I think your average balmung catgirl is like me actually; lightly modded, kind of shy and socially repressed, terrified of being alone and sensitive to rejection
>>569173207You can just use the beta branch, fool.
>>569173739>>569173086oh boy we're in for some serious samefagging now
My femlala is Giott-coded
>>569173830All artists are perverted idk what to tell you
>>569173349Actual game content wise they mean maps maybe fate farming. Plus FCs and non CW linkshells that have the larger player cap. In reality they're talking about animation plapping too.
The bitter pill to swallow is most ERP has moved off balmung because of tourists and venues aren't there anymore. events on balmung also will be hard capped and moved off if they want to be successful since people from other servers can't get there.So being on balmung is pointless when you still have to travel for everything except being in the hip server and never having a house
>>569173996you're not an artist though
>>569173808
>>569173917My moonie is like this
So... is balter real?
>Balmung is the social hub!>in reality.>Can I get a #176 with extra jiggle physics with a side of porn fog and goon language please.>OH and a little bit of feet tangling please.
>>569173534Sunnies like this are built for my +
>>569173006>why is everyone moving when in 6 months they're going to make everything cross-DCThat's exactly why. In ~3 months, you wont literally NEED to be on Aether anymore just to do real content. You can get the social activity of Balmung while getting the PF raiding activity of Aether, all in one neat little package, right on your own home world.
>inb4 cope "i dont like balmung" when they cant transfer later>inb4 cope "i dont like balmung" when they cant transfer later>inb4 cope "i dont like balmung" when they cant transfer later>inb4 cope "i dont like balmung" when they cant transfer later
no one made it to p3 yet?
>>569172940Love ur drawings my bro
>>569173880https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iCMcSx1as3c
>>569174061oh so NOW we hate all this
>>569172850>tp to your house is offit's over..
i just made an alt i ain't moving my main
>>569174059Great questionNext question
>>569173494Sure if you find me : )
I just want a femra EB
>>569174013map parties on here are just Heiko and like 7 of his discord clique "opening" a party and then having no one new allowed in. It's not really open or available they just use it as an excuse to post their characters and "lol look how popular we all are we're all having so much fun together"then they go back to talking shit about each other anonymously.
>>569171896Face 1 raen, big cut cock, no modded scales, and EB my femraen
>>569174181was probably gooning with someone
>>569172925is this a really niche thing or
>>569174061LMAOOOOOO
>>569174109Keep trying to fomo people. I'm sure one of them will be your friend
>>569173917The average balmung catgirl is a confused man who has watched waaay too much hentai.
>>569173564If you just wanna do the relics, probably a few days at a relaxed pace. If you want to go to the newest planet, you can go straight there, it's just some blue quests of talking to unlock.
>>569174034Mega cope. Theres countless venues. And frankly if you cant even bother to travel over before the event we dont want you at it. This was of course a non issue before Dawntrail's fake congestion so I hope they remove it with EC.
>>569173534I have my own tight knit FC of friends.
>>569174185cute fiddie think she looks tuff
>>569171652Will the new expansion have the kind of reverence for whatever Icelandic food gets shown off like Dawntrail does with Tacos? Will we get like 5 cutscenes talking about Meatballs or something?
>>569174269should've been me
Followup question to the "why are you not moving to balmung" post:Do you actually not want to transfer for whatever reason you posted, or do you want to but can't afford to for whatever reason? Monetary issue or something holding you back that you would feel too bad about leaving behind so you emotionally can't afford to.
I'm leaving Balmung for Seraph
>>569174109It’s gonna be fun telling people you had 2 months to transfer when it closes again come 7.55
My EB is on Ultros, Primal and our houses are on Ultros, Primal and our friends hang out on worlds that aren't balmung because we're not horny losers
>>569174217Better transfer to Balmung then WD
>>569174430Me tooThere's a train over there
My femlala just finished farming for 8 hours straight for the new mount and has put it up for sale for the low, low price of 120 million gil.... Come to Sarg if u want it.....
>>569174061>Balmung is the social hub!>Cosmic instance is complaining about how "chuddy" AI is
First time playing an ultimate on content, is it normal that every tank seems to have picked up tanking yesterday?
https://x.com/Ran_DBanG/status/2061839545449201775>there's already a braindead strat for this lol
>>569173650perfectnow... does he like femlalas?
>>569174059yes.
>>569174040music is an artform!
So... We're having a welcome orgy on the mung this saturday, right?
>>569174269I mean they were cockwatched for hours already
>>569174421Its mostly people with good housing or an established FC, solo or not.
>>569174052Does your moonie wanna love me..
>>569174421My house is the only thing keeping me.
>>569174551who?
>>569174383God I hope soFuckin love me some swedish meatballs
>>569174475>talking bad about AI in the public chatroom isn’t being social!!!!
>>569173534I play the game
>>569174462You sound fun to be around
anyone want to cave my fiddies head in with the new shovel
>>569172202Gooners with boring/bitchy personalities and generic big titty/ass wols play there, by far the most popular world full of people just like them.If you don't give a shit about ERP or unemployed trannies/GAMs and their drama, no reason to care about balmung at all.
Mmm, I shall remain on Sargatanas
>>569174285My femlala has listened to *a lot* of malera backstories, and not a single one has been thavnarian.
>>569173996what chestpiece is that?
>>569174217Same
>>569174379thanks i miss her modded hair though
>>569174532where do I go to get an invite?
>>569174490Sure but you don't know if it's going to fuck up something in a later phase
Can people tell I use bossmod reborn when progging with pugs?
>>569174707ill let you know once it is actually finalized, still going thru msq on me balter
>balmung schmaldung >me on Adamantoise farming lavender
>>569174551>>569174269>>569174181>thread's most notorious samefag trying to bring it up AGAIN
>>569174676neo-kingdom gear I think, the first tome gear of Dawntrailbuy it with nutsacks nowadays
>>569174061>wonder why /xivg/ wants to congregate on balmung/crystal>find out they just want to stand next to each other and jerk off to each otheryou can't tell me it has ever been for anything other than this
>>569174572My moonie is still hung up on an ex and doesnt have the capacity for love right now...
>>569174635People using shoutchat to yaas queen eachother as they politicize everything is what people call being "Social" on Balmung
>>569174676Neo Kingdom fending!
>>569174551with?
>>569172850i've been here day 1. me and my dusty musty alts.
>>569174779that's not lientri
My moonie yearns for feet
>>569174421I already have an alt there, and my main already has an established clique of friends on a different server.
plugins back yet?I refuse to log in with my vanilla character
>>569173534I'm not even considering transferring until I clear UMAD
>>569174779proof of supposed samefagging?
>>569174725For the radar or auto play?Radar, just make sure to move when others do, don’t do it too earlyAuto play, no and i recommend wrath because it’s better
if all my friends move to balmung I can make a regular linkshell with a higher member limit than a cwls
>>569174613No one cares, but I'm sure you'll tell us when your post cooldown finishes anyway
>>569171920Chinese have a saying, but I forget what it is. Basically it means if you can cheat, you should.
>>569174820>talking in shout chat about things I don’t like isn’t being social!>because it just isn’t!sounds like something an antisocial chud would say.
>>569174343is the grind easier than DoW relics?I'll try the new planet I think
>>569174793What was your ex like moonie?
>>569174421I genuinely don't care to. I have friends on my server and my dc that I didn't want to leave behind. I play with them far more than I've ever played with xivg over the 7 years I've been here. Not gonna suddenly add a huge load time to constantly hop between dcs.
>>569174061>>569173534Can i eat people in Balmung? Important question.
>>569174465I'm not mentally ill enough for Balmung. Idk who WD is either.>>569174681I need a happy loving femra wife and kids
How does one get a femra wife?
>>569172679I hope soThe most prestigious and ELITE version of Alter ever with only limited time access. It would be silly not to join if you ask me…
>>569174531first, tell me.. does he fit your exacting tastes? if so, then...
>>569174912radar, thankswould be embarrassing if the ai bugs out and wipes people, it is easier to explain "i read the mechanic wrong"
i never know what to pose my femroe doing without it feeling self indulgent and dumb..
>>569175009People would pay you to do that actually
>>569175009Yup, you can find people into that shit
>>569174134No, I actually transferred from Balmung to Materia on the first day it was open and I'm still over there today.
>>569175009they won't fit in your mouthyou'd probably find people into being eaten there, yes.
>>569175050Shut up michael
>>569174860who do you think the post was referring to
>>569175050You’re playing with a virtual action figure my man just make whatever self indulgent shit you want instead of feeling guilty for making shit you want to see
>>569172850>clunge hanging out absolutely nasty, put that shit away
For how much was Balmung opened? I swear it was already congested after two-three hours
>>569174061*Sigh*Do you want a wobble wagon with that , sir?
>>569175009yes, me
>>569174931Xeno is Chinese?
>>569174938Using shout for your personal conversation is cunt behavior no matter the DC or server
>>569175027just be white
>>569175027ask nila or wryxapparently being a male character is a plus
>>569172058Racemix so the height difference is even more pronounced.
>Everyone coming back to the mung before EvercoldJune second, 2026... this day shall be remembered in Xivg history as... The Plapening...
I dunno it feels like everyone who doesnt care is acting really mean and offputting about it so maybe those people should stay in their dead servers...
>>569174490"just throw the house for mitigation on this and having nothing for forsaken 1" yessirrrrr
>>569173534When I visit balmeme all I do is afk at someone’s house and watch videos, that’s not a real reason to transfer if I can just visit them or have them visit me.
resubbing just to transfer to balmung
>>569175167>guiltyit’s more like cringe than guilt
If you're a disgusting fetishist freak, you aren't socializing. You're only being weird and annoying.
>>569174850Which build are you playing in PoE?Went Mercenary myself, will be trying to get his new unique
Please only come to Balmung if you're gonna play the game so we can do map parties and rolos together :)
>>569175185It’s still open you just can’t make a character on it until later tonight like the old days. You can still home world transfer just fine>>569175237>using shout chat to socialize is le bad!>barrens chat back in wow was le epic and full of chuck norris jokes
>>569174967it's pretty easy, you just craft/gather shit under a time limit or with some other condition, but you can pick all the easy missions if you're fine with it taking slightly longer
>>569175237No subjecting the other 88 people in the instance to your weird political posturing is normal actually
>Ice is downh-how am i supposed to do these crafts... its literally impossible...
>>569174462
>>569175354This larp hasnt worked in ages. Balmung is known for pretty much all content except raiding, and even then it has more /xivg/ raiders than most.
>>569173640I think it's a fair price to pay for the fact these assholes get to live thousands of years longer than every other race. Go spend most of it in the kitchen/patrolling the same patch of woods for centuries.
>>569175150>how can i make this about my thread enemy
my group cleared the ultimate hours agobut none of us streamed it, so whatever. let the "raiders" have it~
>>569175271My sunnie loves height diff so much...
>>569175380>balmung>playing the game
>>569171652tranny gameand you woke faggots are already ruining the new zone with pride shouts
>>569174217Mine is already spoken for, sorry.
>>569175483Peak damage control.
Honestly why does it bother non Balmung posters that people are advertising to transfer? It's not your server so who cares?
>>569174675Does your femlala hang around lonely malera often..?
>>569174462this but aether, we go to primal to meet up at our primal friend's FC large sometimes though
My middie is like this
>>569175372supporting fire tactician
>>569175543ARGH NOOO NOT THOSE COLORS I'M GOING INSANE AAAAAAA THEY BELONG TO THEM AND ONLY THEM ALONE AAAAAARGHHHH WE LOST
>>569172850Hella pussy!!!!
>>569175565People make not being on Balmung their whole personality and watching their friends transfer feels like a personal attack
>>569175565I don't want to transfer to the world only known for degeneracy and its awful data center.
>>569175034maybe a bit tanner but yes he's already husband material
>>569175565Because they see their friends transferring over it raises their cortisol levels knowing their friends want to be on the social world instead of whatever dead, backwater world they used to live on
>>569175723lmao as if even more people dont make being on Balmung their whole personality
>>569175382Did you just learn the word "socialize" because you might not know what it means, Fucking using the loud speaker in a store to talk about someone's outfit when the other person is right next to you is not socializing. It's annoying attention seeking and no one like it.
>>569174462Saran posted this
>>569175440it's not down, just stick to oizys
>>569175027play a male charactert. knower
I'm going to defeat the lalafell syndicate tonight. Or die trying. Don't weep for me, love. I know what I have to do.
>>569174061I'll take a double triple sized Viera with a horse cock, 12 by 5 girth animal style, extra porn fog with sweat and oil , light smegma; make em Brown, burn it, and her tadpoles paint my femra inside white with a little bit of goon speak please.
Which one should I go to Girgameshu or Saragantasu.
>>569175543Turns out Kate wasn'r fired. We're going back to WoW. Please all WoW players proceed to uninstall FFXIV immeditaely right now. Board the train destination World of Warcraft as soon as posssible.
>>569175792>using the area chat channel to have a conversation isn’t socializing actually because it annoys meWell good thing you can mute shout chat eh
What's the BiS crafter and gathering food now?
>>569175770The difference is its normal to have pride in your own server and its unique culture. Its weird to say "At least im not that guy" without telling us whats so special about your backwater server.
>>569175746then the posts aren’t aimed at you so you can just ignore it entirely
>>569175942same as it was yesterday
>>569174912is bossmod better than splatoon?
Bigger
>>569175435I can only imagine what asinine pozzed dog shit they talk about I think I'm lucky my home world only has a small amount of people who abuse shout but it's only in like Limsa and the Gold Saucer
>>569175932Doesnt really matter for those
>>569175565it doesn'tthat being said i think falling for fomo is dumbi was on there for years with a shiro house and there wasn't any real benefit to it so i left
Outlanders...
>>569175930can I order 2 of these
>>569175850This just don't be a middie
>>569175339Visiting this moonie for the most nefarious and degenerate of purposes...
>>569173996True.
>>569175976>you can let literal invalid groomers continue advertising unimpededNo, I don't think I will.
>>569176029>Ant POV
>Mr Happy 2.3k viewers>X*no 850 viewersMr Happy won. X*no should really work on his viewer count.
I have crystal and balmung pride, and I won't apologize for loving my country, deal with it.
>>569175934The Sanseitō is going to take out Kate. Trust the keikaku. Samurai are in control.
>>569176041Why does this dog lala post lewd shit and hit on people when she has a eb? that seems kinda messed up
>>569175596Yes? And what of it?
>>569175982I'm still using Rroneek Steak. Are those the BiS?
>>569176030The main defining feature of Balmung is wastrels shitting up yell and shout about asinine and nsfw topics all day
Guess I made the right choice going to Balmung
My credit score just went up 37 points.
>>569176108I know you’re a little slow anon but no one wants to watch a restream of 3 other streams when you can just…go watch those streams yourself. It’s pretty obvious baldo is playing with them too
my fiera a modbeast
>>569176108mr brappy can barely get 5k views on his videos he should sit down
>>569176091Anon youre a grown ass man playing a video game. Nobody can coerce you to do something you dislike. Do your research and find out which server is best for you.
>>569175938Yes let me mute an important communications channel so I don't have to hear two queer buttsuckers flirt in Limsa Let me inconvenience myself so they may be attention whore faggots
why did they open balmeme when its just congested 24/7 anyways
The only and only!!!!!!!!
>>569176270so that people can stop crying about it and transfer or make alts
>>569175071>>569175098>>569175107>>569175221... i see...
>>569176161You can tell how mad people are about people potentially leaving their server that it must be a big deal
The only reason I'd want to transfer to Balmung is to EB Rori but he'd never want to EB me...
>>569176193
>>569176223Scoliosisra
>>569176108Mr. happy is going to get jumped by turks at the EU fanfest because majority of xenos fans are European turks in Germany
im so fucking happy they let me into balmung, holy shit i was actually going schizo with them keeping it locked for so long i was honestly about to crash the fuck out on them
>>569176327>Its weird to be mad that your friend you have known for years is transferring to another DC which makes it more difficult to hang out with them because they heard a bunch of anonymous people talking about a server like its atlantis or hyperborea
>>569176336Don't transfer to EB someone, it won't work out. I did that and now I'm stuck on balmung.
test
>erm you’re leaving to go to Balmung????>well we’re not friends anymore because I don’t want to go there>n-no…d-d-dont leave….
>>569175565I dunno man. it's all performative I guess
>Ruri Tora got plapped by Lientri>Ruri's getting plapped by ZN nowif aids existed in this game, Ruri would have thermonuclear levels of aids
>>569176487Prostitute
>>569176386Scoliosisra
>>569176145It depends on what you need. Assuming you're using whatever the pentamelded bis is then you can get away with steak on most if not all crafts, but if you want to use THE BEST version of whatever then All i Pebre is just a better version of steak, but if you need more craftsmanship than you want to go with Ceviche since that gives CP+Craftsmanship instead of CP+Control
>>569176529big if true
so have all the racers been wiping in p2 since the servers came back up?
>>569176532Where, I don't see it
odds - PotD solo runevens - Crafter/Gatherer funzero - sit in silence and meow every 3 hours
>>569176401>>569176231>>569176220sounds like X*no has a skill issue
>>569176646yep
>>569176453It takes like 30 seconds to DC travel. If you and your friend are actually close you'll visit one another no problem.
>>569176321>I'm totally not playing on an alt bros, so totally not. See? I am ninemanning it, yes, sure it isn't me in the game!I dislike Squeenix reaching outside the game, but I love how it hit him precisely before the ultimate
>>569176529No.
>>569176646Not a single group on the mogtalk leaderboards since I last checked it an hour ago have gotten past 50% HP in P2
>>569176646chinese team hit p3 an hour ago
>>569176143Perhaps my malera needs a good lala shoulder to cry on.. and some comfort.
I haven't had a chance to look at Kefka, is it a use your eyes and listen fight or is it a puzzle meme fight?
>>569176653The character
>>569175792>stop into Gridaniato do seasonal event >shout/yell chat>OMG Zimzam your glam is fire >Yaaass took me hours to get the head piece>they're literally right next to each other at the aetherite I try to get in and out when it comes to places like Limsa or Gridania for that very reasonAlso the whisper creeps
how much is this usually worth?
Happy pride month queeens!
>>569173313>fake congestion
>>569176616Thanks!
>>569171652Where is that emote from anyway?
>>569176725yoo twinsies
Hello and good afternoon
>>569176657good luck bro!starting from floor 1?
>fake congestion>Balmung was always open in the mornings
>>569176490I could probably get away with just hanging out with my alterbros...
>>569176482But he's the love of my life
>>569176818Don't mention itEverTo anyoneI know where you live. If you tell even a single soul I will hunt you down and feed you piping hot gazpacho soup.
>>569176778I see a fiddie but not a prostitute, I don't get it
The shota kefka phase is filtering everyone
>>569176845yeah, my goal is 100 for now, dont want to attempt necro this early on
>>569176895He's already EB'd bro, just give up.
>>569176785IIRC it's something like 18-20m, but I haven't checked in ages. DD loot tends to hold value because you can't unsync it and even shit from the easiest dungeon still requires a fairly large time investment to get
>>569176490all the people i know who transferred or will transfer to balmung spend all their time there anyway so it doesn't make a difference to me anywayall of my friends spend most of their time on their home servers which for the most part are on our shared data center
>xenos donation notifications are offhow am I suppose to drop $500 on this man
>>569176813There are dead as hell servers that get locked all the time. The dev team actively controls these locks. They are attempting to push new and returning players into Dynamis in order to justify the purchase they made for it. This isnt a 'conspiracy' its common sense.
>>569176785above 15 mildepends on your server
>>569176909
>>569176058Sex with duskwight/dunmer women.
>>569176878It's all been fake congestion for years. There's not nearly enough people playing at this point to justify marking any server as congested.
>>569176529ZN not even online vro
Good meowning, c(h)at. Happy Toesday.
>>569177080Oh anon you have the internal player numbers?
>>569176529>Ruri Tora got plapped by Lientrigiwtwm
>>569176994Not a network engineer so this might be retarded, but why can't they just use the hardware they have for dynamis to enlarge the populated servers and better handle congestion?
Whos ZN
>18 months in the making>get the basic work stationlol'dIt's a shame too because they're actually better than the pentameld stuff this time around
>>569176916That fiddie is a prostitute
I take it Limsa sucks no matter where you are huh?
>cooked Quinoa looks like tiny condomsHuh, alright then
>>569176828probably the custom delivery
>>569175027be a male character on my home server on aether
>>569176529Not even close to the worst here bro
>>569177152bench normie
>>569176878It actual was if you played before DT.
>>569176878>Game peaked at early EW>Zero server issues, can go anywhere at any time>Game is at its lowest point since Stormblood in DT>Suddenly being told most of the servers are full 90% of the daylol, lmao even
>>569177152Zees Nuts
>>569177105Gumo FAG
>>569177154First time doing crafting relics?
>>569176318>>569175009Brother they will actually delete their characters for you.
>>569177046Hello.
>>569177167
>>569177147you can't just glue two cpus together and make a better pc anon
>>569176953Make sure to study the bosses. 90 and 100 can get tricky.As long as you don't run like a headless chicken you should be fine, nothing is really terrible before reaching 101+. And also, remember now you don't have to start over from 1 if you die before floor 100 (the ko no longer register in your file since 7.5 I think)
>>569177105You're so desperate for a rebound it's unreal
>>569176029Can't believe BLU got robbed of this skill.
>>569177270good anon
>>569177246You guys have no real evidence that DT population is actually lower. Theres no official statistics and some chud counting lodestones isnt going to be accurate.
>>569177341But like...why not? You can just stick more ram in it, can't you just stick another server in it?
>>569177372fetish stuff aside it would've been a funny skill to use in towns
>>569177302The ARR relics have the big advanced stations.
Are plogons alive? Is it worth bothering to login?>>569177105SNIIIIIIFFFFFF
>>569177162There's another fiddie in the picture? I only see one
Are there any ultimates you can do with 7 people? I suck at content
>>569177341bro clearly hasn't seen what i did to give my laptop 40 gigs of ram
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MY PREFERRED WORLD BONUS
>>569177431>The ARR13 years ago doesn’t matter
>>569176725How come you never plapped me....
>>569177105GUMO !!! How are you doing today?
>>569177143Why not just ask? Male, female or futa, Lientri will do you. She will put on a cock or a vagina at your request. She will say some bullshit about knowing each other blah blah and then put out immediately after 20 minutes of talking to you, if that much. I think his only limit is you gotta not be a lala or hroth, and not su sure about the hroth.
>>569177478Yeah the one you're seeing is the prostitute
>>569177427Japanese are unironically incompetent when it comes to online network infrastructure and are super cheap
>>569173094Me too, sis
>>569173534I have 3 alts there that I made before world travel. My main has a house that I've lovingly dumped all my neat stuff in
>>569177351My goal is the title. Am I just good to eat shit then?
>>569177440yeah apparently plogons are back
>>569177428Imagine hitting one of those 20 foot tall modbeasts with it and watching them get annoyed that they can't see where they're going cause they're too fucking big
>>569177508HALICARNASSUS,DYNAMIS
>>569177406They've made statements on a loss of players during shareholder meetings in the past. It's impossible to know how many it is, but it is at least something that is on their radar.
>>569177508Theres a few friends I have on Hali. If they ever went back to Balmung then I would be happy since the whole gang would be around. Its annoying having to go to dynamis to hang out with 2-3 people just because they needed a large plot
>>569177550I don't see any prostitutes
Will you still love my femra if she put a tap in your spine and collected all the delicious spinal fluid for her to drink?
Fuck this game
>>569176071You wouldn’t, this is bait……..
>>569177138Yeah I do actually. Here's an accurate graph of XIV's player count since DT launched.
>>569177596That's how I'd know they were a tourist and not actually into size stuff...
>>569177705Nice
>>569177696Good for you then!
>>569177406The clear indicator is less popular duties because harder to do and they put everything in fucking overdrive, undoing design decisions about gear and giving us full viera headgear in a few monthssomething spooked the fuck out of the devs about the player numbers
>>569177516I dunno who you are
>>569177645NOOOO I DIDNT WANT PEOPLE MOVING HEREmy cozy server....
>>569177762:D
>>569173057Rookie numbers
Amalia Reed
>>569177698only if you let me tap your horns and drain out all the piss in there
>>569177863That fiddie is still a prostitute though
>>569177520you sure about that?
>Get put in a room with 100 people for a survey>Half the people you visibly see leave the room>Uh akshually you cant say theres less people here unless the instructor verifies that information officially
>>569177508Don't worry bro I'm transferring off.
>>569177879What about her
>>569177698You jest but there is a market for femra using xenomorph mods and doing bizarre alien shit
>>569177935Which fiddie
>>569177852OUR SERVER!!!
Anyone got a link to HD hands/nails for Flux?
>>569176772There, there, but she really doesn’t need another xaela oogabooga on her friends list…
>>569177673better suck up to them so you have a place to log in come evercold
>>569176975Is he really...
>>569178006The one in the image
Damn, I have a lot of soles
>>569176487Vampire spotted
>>569178046But he's a raen..
Does SE not realize that server congestion just makes Balmung overpopulation worse? Like this should be a very logical conclusion to draw from having server congestion. Everyone will want to go to the one congested world since they can PF there.
>>569177963Absolutely 100% sure. Lientri is free use.
>>569178026>>569177852>there are people on HaliUhm where do you guys hangout? I promise I'm not a schizo or too weird.
They do lots of things!
>>569178098Which one?
>>569178026it's not our server anymore...... ;_;
