>>569105808>New to Mahjong? Play here (tutorial included):https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com>Interested in this general or in Mahjong? READ THIS:https://repo.riichi.moe>Watch M-League (Monday, Tuesday, Thursday, Friday 19:00 JST):https://abema.tv/now-on-air/mahjong>/mjg/ booru:https://mjgbooru.com/>league nanahttps://docs.google.com/document/d/1UvDvHAS0L7XbYmcQZCQfJATOK3_Fqwo2sWX6VY8kMvA/>sheethttps://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1q966qVcYL3EjGuY5ed4r5YiDz3ckhYwYQzKa4JJYZQ4/>league sitehttps://repo.riichi.moe/league/7/>fantasy leaguehttps://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1KZ8FWGnlxQSKjxD9uUKrgWHTzR0Nqsk_Huu-k1gDP5Q/
No blobs below this post.
>>>569170658I don't think so.
what's a blob
wonderful 3 turn riichi and I deal for ippatsu right away with the only tile in my mangan minimum hand.Maybe I should just quit again
>>569174018Cynthia but somehow even worse.
MUST.RESIST.THE URGE.TO MENTALLY SCAR ANON FOREVER.
I see my time has come! I am the flattened lord, Cynthia! I command all of these blood splats! Do you see the dark power pressed within? I shall bring about a flat world. Behold my power!
>>569174685did you know that there are people out there jorking it off to flattened women?
>>569174839
>>569173512sucky you forgot to add the League intro singup to OP, dont worry I got your backhttps://docspace-f8cip5.onlyoffice.com/s/_86LX-JS8QTkH5V
>>569174509Calm down, loogy.
>>569174685blobcake!
>>569170635thanks for the game
>>569170635Thanks for playing you two!2/4!
>>569175052>jorking it off to flattened women>womenStop lying
>>5691757343/4!
Why did /mjg/ pass on Leia's fat tits?
>>569176715I didn't
>>569176715Because she's an ai generated character
>>569174685Her mouth looks a bit like a neko's head.
>>569175734>>569176320Majsoul Friends Room 11909(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=119093/4
This is a Public Service Announcement from team Ya-Ku-Oh!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tscme5REZOU
>>569176715She stole Steve's Crimson Chemist title. Evil character.
>>569177310neat
>>569177310Preach the word my fellow anti-bots bros.
>>569177310
>>569176715She had the misfortune of being released at the same time of the modern classic jyanshi that is Cynthia. It's not her fault.
>>569177310I completely forgot about those 4kids antidrug ads
>>569174685On that fateful day, I was robbed of my power. I took one nasty tumble and my 「GOD HAND」 was disabled for a decisive battle. That pain. It was a thrust like lightning. A spearhead thrust that pierced my right arm. I was writhing in agony... or so I thought. That "PAIN" I experienced? It was actually my true power being unsealed, something terrifying, something divine, something 「OCCULT」. Bear witness to the birth of 「GOD HAND REBORN: DEVIL MAY SLY」.
>>569176839Lets see your bonded Leia anon
red eyes kan dragon in attack mode!
i love playing with mikosher emotes are too cute
>>569177310Based
>>569177310kino
>>569177958Good post
>>569177310Hahi! It's not Mahjong SOUL unless you're the one deciding all of the discards!
https://live.fc2.com/84503510/ table AGuards of Sekhmet 134.1Tetsumo Musume 31.9Temple of Noten -27.1Team Carrot: Pretty Riichi -181.2
>>569177958bad post
>>569178172Is it just me or is the stream stuttering/rubberbanding?
>>569178523it's not just you, but that's on par for an fc2 stream
>>569178523a minor incident
>>569178523live_TO_reaction.jpg
>>569178523Where do you think we are?
>>569177310Holy fucking kino
>try to grind ranked>get a nice riichi with a good wait>every other retard keeps pushing for some reason>all magically avoid dealing in>2 other people riichi and i get raped by one of themi hate these luckshitting retards
>>569177310Sorry, but MAGI says to keep using bots.
>>569177310Incredible
>Table A: 2 Streamers Applied
>>569179598League is inclining.
>>569173671Thanks, I'll take a look on the booruI think I'm the only one who tags pics properly. I usually can't find anything on it
Please hold me and whisper in my ear everything is going to be alright....https://amae-koromo.sapk.ch/player/123974650/9/I’m in the top 3% for lowest deal-in rate, the 98.48th percentile for highest average deal-in score, and the 93rd percentile for worst haipai shanten.So basically I get dealt bad starting hands, I rarely deal in but when I do its probably going to be a mangan.My last 30 games have been so fucked up.
>>569179835What’s ur mortal score
>>569179835nice name bro
>>569179835unlucky name bozo.
>>569179835sample size too small to be relevant or I would call you a retard for folding to small hands and dealing in when they riichi or you can't see most of the dora
IRC or Thread. There isn't an inbetween. Choose your side. War is coming again
IRC is infinitely gayer than the thread
>>569179835Just play more matches. Even top players have bad luck streaks.
>>569180369Proud african jungle warrior with bow and arrows>threadAmerican faggot drone operator>IRC
>>569180493How would you know?
>>569177310kinoo
https://www.youtube.com/@Florgmjg/live Table BSeikai no Tenbou Pretty ugly teamNekoronica Mentanpinmates
>>569180846NAAAAMU!
>>569180846These had different text each time?
>>569180846Kore de yoshi
>>569181167You read any of those?
>>569181167I'm afraid you might be the first anon to have read one of those.
>>569181167Yes?
>>569181296Kore de mario
>>569180846i like this one
>>569180959Zodiac jyanshi... now that might've been a team (idk).
>>569181296>>569181390And kore de luiggi
>>569177178ggs :)
Did the Shamemeiru Newspaper drop yet?
time travel!?
table A youtube stream https://youtu.be/QZOHTcebvYw
BRAVO FC2NIGGERS
this is the last strawkill her
>>569177178Thanks for the games! Just in time.
You now remember the tung tung tung sahur team
>>569181697WE ARE SAVED
>>569178172https://youtu.be/QZOHTcebvYw
>>569177178gg lads, thanks for the fun games!
I remember the SHAM-miko team
Target located. He's in table A. Permission to fire.
when will the pedos die
>>569181813I didn't watch that table
i will buy one 10x roll of jade for akagi rerun
>>569182113You forgot to chekku shikusu
WE ARE CHARLIE KIRK
Melty incoming.
don't ron the hag he will turn into full table slut if you do that
ron the hag and make him grinch league
we are toki
KIRKING NEGATIVE 90SITS A NEW SCORE JUST FOR MY TEAMIM JUST KIRKING NEGATIVE 90SYES IM THROWING HARDYES YOU'RE GONNA SEE
>>569182228Somo..
>>569182113
You now remember that despite it already being League 8 we STILL don't have the uma team's intro
I don't have any games to play
kirk tard is losing every point he gained this league in one game
>>569182821All of his luckshitting flow has been used up.
I'm waiting for league 9 forma de cirno
uma bros...
that could’ve been a yakuman if he kept the 1m, no?
This is why I dama
There won't be a League 9 because 6 8 (ate) 7!
>>569182821Imagine if he ponned the 9s and got the yakuman somehow
>shitter hag joins a sucking dick competition but his opponent is an umakek
>>569183248No.Yakuman is either all honor/tsuuiisou or all terminals/chinroutou.Mixed terminals and honors is honroutou, which is a 2han yaku.With honroutou it would have been a mangan all the same.
CRIPPLE GO HONITSU
>>569183517Thanks!
>>569177310kek
>nobody asked for a pause holy soulless
REMAKE
>>569183904im not in IRC
saints are so skilled bro
>urasan
>DCs>misses the better hand>still luckshits
>>569184418Not mahjong.
This is the hag I know
>ryanpeikou was actually same value because of urasanbravo
>>569184418Rice too big
Let's just redo the whole hanchan
NO COUNT!NO COUNT!NO COUNT!
How does this homeless retard do it
bnuuykeks how are we feeling today?
still waiting for /out/doras to get their points deduced from that one hanchan
>Paused after the ron
>He DC'd>Load the rigged deal-in
>nobody speaks up on dcslow trust table
HAHAHA PAUSED RIGHT AFTER DEAL IN LMAO BYE BYE TRAINNIGGERS
3 niggers in the room, not a single message on irc, dishonorabu
OH NOO, GUESS WE HAVE TO REDO THE HANCHANTOO BAD TOO SAD
Hmm nyo I dont like my points its time for a redo
rigged league
>let's just wait until he deals-in to pause the tableBravo retards.I can't wait to watch this table go exactly the same way after the remake.
This should have been paused in e2
Uh oh shartbuddy melty
>>569185416why is the phone so big
Did you know that horse racing used to be the most popular sport in the US, but continued to decline after constant rigging allegations which lead to the creation of drug testing in sports. I just thought that was interesting.
>>569185651horse ears
>>569185587We spectate the game on a 5 minute delay anonchama.Dishonest enemies = nobody asks for a pause until streamers notice
>>569185651they have ears on top of their heads
>>569180959That bunny is the most soulless nigger on the planet. Missed double yakuman tenpai for haneman.
>>569185795cry about it
>>569185739You had 5 whole seconds to react to the tsumogiri, uncbros.
Let put this all behind us.The connection issues, the d/c, all of it.That dealer ron on the dc'd player, whatever happened there
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lf7Lxhy857Y
>turn off mortal, or close the game and turn it on again
Good internet is a skill, therefore it was a skillful win.
Kirk, Faageg, ReimusAinus, you are niggers without honor.Bodoque, get off the mcdonald's wi-fi.
WHY DID YOU UNPAUSE HE'S STILL DC RETARD
>>569184418Not mahjong, fuck off.sage
fuck this shit I'm going to go jack off
>>569186235Share with the thread
I would ron skip a dc in an individual tournament, but in league I can't afford to betray my team like that
I found a handy resource.https://www.mahjongpictureguide.com/How do we reclaim American Mahjong from the jyoos?
It's only June 2nd, imagine in two days
we're going through a tunnel
How does he do it? Every time he plays, his table causes controversy.
>>569186186Winning is what matters. His own damn fault for having bad internet. Cry about it.
>>569186440soulless
>two dcs bravo
actually a pay 2 win issue, paying for a good internet would have stopped this.
I think of Star Trek not some guy who got shot in the neck
>this match
>>569186296Probably just the classics. https://exhentai.org/g/2149261/a19142952a/
>>569186440are you perhaps of chinese descent? just asking
>>569186509Loser. Cry more, trainny.
surely you guys can just pull up your phone and use data
I LOVE NUCLEAR FISSION
>>569186740Anon's playing on a flip phone...
your mahjong luck doesnt matter if you dont have internet luck loser
im gonan snap my computer in half
>>569186668I have no steak in this, but not waiting for your fellow anon is rude. I guess playing with starbucks wi-fi is aswell but that does not excuse you
>>569186207waited long enough, fix your net next time
3rd world wifi
Please understand he's in Spain
THE SPONSORSDON'T SAY THE N WORD (nigger)
strongest shounenspic internet
>>569186850Cry harder, trainny baggot.
>>569186740I don't have a personal cellphone, I refuse to be any more reachable than I already am
>>569186803Is that related to big titties?
>>569186850>steak
He's still going to win despite the rigging btw
>>569186971gigabased
>>569178172logos are wrong anon.
Hag just rage quit the game
>>569186594Sakura Bakushin O is so hot bros...
Insane rigging against uma team
Love it when this happens
>>569187690based
>>569182113Target eliminated. Mission complete.
>instant tsumogirithat's a ragequit
whats with all the dcs this game? party van at the /mjg/ household?
>>569180959Kyaputen, why did you have to play like a retarded coward? The second game should have been your win but you had to accept 3rd.
>>569184418cute shame not yours
we are charles leclerc
He really had to just attentionwhore just a little bit more because people weren't talking about him?
Is f**** still alive? He just randomly went silent.
wake me up when upper B class ryanmen plays
>>569184418the shrimp horns pull it all together
teammates are leaking the hands to their players it's over
>>569184418when japs make those cute lil octopus sausages, what do they do with the leftover bits after they cut the ends off? seems wasteful
Might as well be playing Correspondence Mahjong now
>>569188960June 4thlook forward to it
>>569189090Take every advantage you can to win.There's no rule saying you can't so it's not cheating.
TIME TRAVEL
H-he's fast....
h-hayai
What drives someone to chat in the YouTube stream chat?
>other table finished both matches
I came. https://exhentai.org/g/3969409/bd10de4831/
WE ARE CHAAAAAAAAARLIE KIIIIIIIIIRK
Cut my life into pieces
>>569189998T-T-TIME TO K-K-K-KILL YUZUSELF!
>>569190108I'm a harunigger
Its no yaku if he doesn't riichi. You think he's gonna dama this or something?
>>569190175Just find different game to enjoy or gitgud
>its unfortunate its his dealer turn>10k points behind all lasti am losing to these retards
DC one more time for the funny please...
is this the first or second game
>>569189507I just feel like typing wherever I feel like?
>>569190260Dama with no yaku is often a good idea though.
>>569186440basado>>569190573first one
I fucking hate bookhags
BASED FAGEEG RETARD
Based bookhag for accepting 4th
>>569190679Quite rarely I'd say.
>4th place acceptance
>>569186440
>>569186440nice winning there, faggotfujimotokirara-991.png
>4th place isnt allowed to ron something if they remain in 4th place afterwardsretards would you rather have -30 or -25
>>569186440>4th place acceptance
>>569186440>4th acceptance baseline faggot
You wanted a nice orasu? Fuck you
>>569190984nigga went for yuzu nomi as 4th
>thinks shitposters pretending to be the players are actually the players
>>569180959https://youtu.be/modRExKIfJM vod with the muted bits trimmed out
I have not posted with my main for years. I am constantly impersonated and just let it happen without intervention.
>>569191109I want to believe it because he's the most retarded saint in our general.
>>569191226I don't sound like that!!!
>>569075425Team Nekoronica here, back with another message from our dollhouse at the end of the world. We did good during the EU2 match so we were able to finish the fourth entry sooner than expected!https://team5diary.neocities.org/04You're staying up to watch our burger hours match, right Anon?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eQsKHhr4vu0
I love NTR the most
>>569191282I don't, I liked him (my only interaction are friendlies with him)
>>569191109He was also having a melty on IRC
>>569191109no that was actually him, the voices in my walls told me so
>>569191389my only interactions are league games in which he played like a retard
>>569191631nanabros how do we recover
>>569191389>tfw the anons you play with are rude How much more betrayal can I take?
I wanna be tenpaiI'm already tenpaiThen I'll be iishantenI'm already iishantenThen I'll be notenNerf noten!
>the fastest table ever and the longest in the same session
>>569190475Not my fault idiots keep going for 1 han hands but the one time i deal in its a sanbaiman or something
Imagine when a player dcs several times in a game and still gets first, rigging a different team to get second before they're done...
>>569191342cute...
@streamer its pronounced Fox-Difyoure welcome
>>569191947every single time you got 4th?
ban third worlders who cant afford internet
>fagsdiff versus fagegg
>>569191342I want to appreciate your OC, but it feels too much like an one person thing for my liking.
He was like a toimen to me... and he rons me in the ass?
>>569192094That's 80% of the teams nowadays. OC inflation was a mistake.
>tune in>Crabhag is first>Turn of stream for a moment>Tune in again>Crab hag is last place?????
>>569191342Infinity cant be an age, since it isnt a number.
>>569192038le....... shirokofox-dif!
>>569192043It's how it often goes in south rooms or I get a failed draw hand with multiple different honots as East while my opponents are in tenpai after 4 discards
>>569191631Good post.
>>569192531Idiots might not recognize this, but mahjong is not about how you play your easy haipais, its about how you squeeze something out or dont deal in with the bad ones.
>>569191896Well,I wanna be a VIP STAR 君をもっと夢中にそれなんてエロゲ? ﾃﾗﾜﾛｽ VIP STAR 腕を広げブーンをさせてあげよう君だけにbut we can't all have what we want.
>>569192816Yeah let me greed when niggers are a 1 han minefieldOr let me fold hands when I'm already behind to tsusmos and I'm about to be in tenpai Mahjong is mostly luck
>>569193395stop playing it, you are never gonna ngmi it
That guy got to saint via botting, right?
>>569190984This is how buu mahjong works.
>>569193062>he is not part of the /vip/ threadSad!
Someone make a buu mahjong client
>>569194040i ask for buu on every yearly survey
>>569193461idiot
>>569192201one small morsel of sovlful content is a million times better than daily bland effortslop
>>569193395your only option now is to read the RMS chapter on nyagging and achieve the legendary 60% call rate playstyleyou can become that 1 han minefield
>>569193461>you are never gonna never gonna make it it
>>569191342Very cute hat.
State of Play | June 2, 2026 [English]
>>569194164You don't say a "small morsel" of anything. It's an oxymoron.
>>569194420but what if it was a big morsel
>timetravel
>>569194420a bit of a mouthful..
time shift happens when TO moves tiles in the wall.
>>569194348Thank you cynthia
A white hole?
>>569194532You know Big Morsel?
>>569194378this is mahjong
>I need a timeline where I win! D4C!!
Is the saint hag about to get double 4th?
>>569194378I love Sekhmet/Ya-Ku-Oh OC
imagine being bookhag right now
hag violence
>>569194420this kind of redundant phrasing is quite common in english actually for emphasis free lesson for you ESL
>>569195180It isn't.
>>569194378I can see it.
Sekhmet deez nuts
Stream?
>>569194707Shame the Jojo team decided to just stick to the worst part instead of doing anything interesting...
>>569195698They have time travel in jojo?
guys what happened to kirk
>>569195268Pre-modern>I am that I am ( Exodus 3:14)>Cease and desist (centuries old legal Latin/English doublet)Shakespeare>This was the most unkindest cut of all (Julius Caesar, double superlative for dramatic weight)>I will be gone, I willCommon idioms with emphatic redundancy >Free gift>End result>Past history>Advance planning>Final conclusion >Revert back>Close proximity Politics>We shall fight on the beaches… we shall never surrender (Churchill, emphatic repetition is the backbone of his parallelism)Literary>It was the best of times, it was the worst of times. (Dickens)https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/PleonasmRead a fucking book.
>>569195846>luckshits once and then jobsNothing new?
>>569195268what an unexpected surprise, the ESL disagrees. I'll hand out a free gift of an English lesson for you now, but advance warning that the end result will be your humiliation. I saw with my own two eyes your retardation, inside your head there is simply an empty void.It's called a pleonasm
>>569195842No, but part 3 has easily the most boring stands. Even hamon is more interesting. Meanwhile they could've done some very cools stuff with stands from later parts, for example D4C like anon mentioned
I'M LOSING TO THESE FUCKING RETARDS
>>569195949Those aren't examples of what that anon said. Nobody says what he said because it makes no sense. Its an extra word for no reason. Your list isn't even consistent.>>569196007You put all that effort in and still forgot to punctuate half of it.
>>569196086stardust crusaders was still pretty good, it went to shit when netflix started doing the anime (stone ocean)
>these retards lost to /jongs/ngmi
>>569195698There really wasn't much OC in mind after the intro videos. We had the Great Days singup if you wanted non-part 3 OC...
>>569196381It was still made by DP, dumbass
>>569194098I'd play it but I don't want to learn the rules beforehand so I need the client to enforce them for me
Like anyone here even bothered to learn chinkjong rules, and they're piss easy.
these niggers are winning without even taking tenpai upgrades, what the fuck
>>569196542Double penetration...
Uh, bookhags?
>>569196817There's chinkjong? Or are still talking about riichijong
>>569196817buu is a jap variant though
>>569196181Alright, here are examples of what anon said:>Nym god fresch flesch..and hew yt in smale morselys (1381 cookbook)>Þei our folk tohewen waren To smale morsels (Arthur & Merlin, ~1300)>Breke it in small mosselles as a bene (1450 medical cookbook)>Eyte þi meyte by smale morsellys (1500 children’s etiquette book)sources: https://quod.lib.umich.edu/m/middle-english-dictionary/dictionary/MED28681It may be redundant, but that doesn’t make it incorrect.
>>569197286bloody benchod skirmish.
classic saint jobbing to adept, a tale as old as time
train double 1st
>doesnt even allow commentators to say thank youRekko never beats faggot allegations
>>569196542so? maybe they had less budget or the netflix release schedule added more time pressure, I don't know the why I just know it was shit
Yep, this is going into my highlights compilation!
>shartputty getting cocky
>another sub 70 mortal getting 1stThis league is turning me into a flowchad not gonna lie. Sakurai was right
>>569197441DING DING
>>569197596does he still want to cancel the first game?
I signed up for US Wednesday. See you all tomorrow.
retarded crab bucketing caused the seanigmonkey shitcive team to win, and the retarded hag
>>569197750WAIT SARA NOUS WEDNESDAY IS ACTUALLY TUESDAY
>>569197352He did not say smale or mosselles at any point. Let's agree to disagree.
>>569197750anon nyoooo!
>>569197750
Yipee I win!
>>569186440>double 4th
>>569197750Proof?
>>569197750see you there
>>569197939wednesday is actually thursday, why are you trying to oppress nappers like this
>>569192064>phallos vs penis>fagdiff vs fagkekbravo TO, what's next?
>>569198351R***o vs R****o vs R***o
>>569177310Kek
>>569198473but 2 of them are on the same team
what day is it in australia though
>>569198661I believe in the jannies to make it happen
>>569177310>the narratorlmao
another outstanding day of bravoleague
>>569198661...for now
>>569198797day? we haven't even seen burger hours
So wednesday US is actually on a tuesday? Who thought that was a good idea
>>569198874EUchads got to experience burgerhours + whatever the fuck happened during EU2 all in the same day, and it's almost finally over.
>>569198874Anon, US games are already over and you missed em. EU2 was that long!
You could be sitting taking lunchThe news will hit you like a punchIt's only Tuesday You never thought we'd go to warAfter all the things we sawTomorrow never comes until it's too lateTomorrow never comes until it's too late
>>569198112*pat pat*you were a good adeptchad
>>569198112wp you played objectively much better than the saint
>this whole league was all about completely btfo'ing digekeks
>>569198997I did, farming tired euroneets who have to sub fpr their burgers is +ev
doko
>>569199086Idoltards... your sound file...
>>569199207HE HAD 71 RATING71!!!!!I HAD 91 HOW IS THIS FAIR????onoderananaha-2.png
>>569199347>he really thinks I'll be tired when I can just change my sleeping schedule at willYou are already so fucking raped
>>569199545>91There's no fucking way with those retarded plays
>>569199571your burger will show up if you do
>>569199642It's true, go check.Digikeks are just so weak it's unreal this league.
>>569199545kek its actually true
adeptGAWD
TO, can you please mindbreak the saints and celestial harder by making them digitally deal-in into even bigger hands into impossible to escape 4ths? Thank you.
How are you guys playing games when Mahjong Soul says the tournament already ended?
>>569199545>83.3>83.9saintbros are you ok?
>>569200126>League 6Aru retarded?
Majsoul Friends Room 87842(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=87842I couldn't think of anything, so here's a random excerpt from Mein Kampf again:It was the enslavement of conquered races which occurred first; only later did animals findthe same fate and not the other way around, as many people would like to think. First, itwas the conquered man who drew the plow and only later did the horse take his place. Onlywhining fools and pacifists can consider this fact a sign of human degradation. Thisprogression had to take place in this order so man could finally arrive at a point where theseapostles can stand up and make the world listen to their crowing.
>>569199495
>>569200126
>>569200176AAHHHHAAHHHH FUUUAARKIN I'M LOOPING BACK TO EXPERT 3
>>569200126smartest newfag
>>569200126That EU game destroyed the fabric of time
>>5692002032/4
>>569200126Back to 2006 with you.
>>569200203Started
https://files.catbox.moe/2hsh6b.mp4Bow down to your overlords
Only 3 hours until the next US session disaster.
>>569200679you mean 27 hours
>>569200652cute and funny
>>569200679>TO asking if any janny can take care of it>no one volunteered
>3/8 players for the next american session almost grinched alreadykaavi-10.png
I see my time has come! I am the angular lord, Cynthia! I command all of these blood diamonds! Do you see the dark power perfectly aligned within? I shall bring about a sharply pointed world. Behold my symmetry!
I understand time zones, I know I'm scheduled to play in 3 hours. But it's fine if I take a little nap, right? I need it for my mentaru.
I'm new can I still join this league thing that you guys are doing?
>>569200652More of that fluffy third one.
>>569200176>>569199545So was it a 91 or 83?
>>569201103is this your first general? ever thought of just lurking for at least 5 minutes?
>catbox>no pornnigga stop baiting me and wasting my time
>>56920121667fukumarukoito-6.png
>>569201219I just turned 18 this is my first time on 4chan
>>569201103not anymore, plus this is the last league.
>>569201303go ask /jong/ then, they're the league organizers
>>569201384This look for jong in /vt/
>>569201214She’s very cute
I'll sub in for anyone that misses a burger hours game. Expect a double first from my excellent play.
I admit more than once I mistook the schedule, but my friends where there to help me out.
>>569201072Take a 10 minute nap.
How do you deal with entitlement tilt that is related to feeling entitled to having good mental?
>>569200203I think we're 3/4 again. It depends on whether this bunny is too traumatized to go on.
>>569200652>>569201214>>569201510Uhhh anons, how is this mahjong?
>>569201878Have you tried letting go?
Realising you've played against nonexisting waits is the worst
>>569201958If I were to let go, I wouldn't be playing.
>>569200203>>569201905Started again
>>569201878But you should have good mental?
>>569202089I know, and it upsets me that I don't.
Attention repojanny:games fromUS 6EU2 7EU2 9on the standings site still have players who are not yet assigned to their respective teams. Until this is resolved, the actual standings will be inaccurate (The /out/doras are doing worse than they appear...)
>>569189595AAAAAAAAAAAAA I WISH I HAD AN OLDER SISTER THAT MOLESTED ME
>>569202321Stop bring that attention to my team! /out/doras is doing just fine!
>>569202321STOP THE COUNT!
>>569202321The scores of those games went on a happy little hike.
>>569202565>names
>>569202321Sessions US 6 and US 7 still haven't fixed the substitute thing at all.
Why can't I emote in the IRC
>>569202565I agreeSTOP THE COUNT
I better wake up to an uneventful burger session.
>>569202726Just like Jane?
>>569203168Precisely.
>>569203168Jane had an accident. She's resting now.
>>569202321If I didn't fuck up, the adjustment to current scores should be:precure +13.9/out/ -86uma -0.3>>569202756at least the scores gained/lost by the sub teams should still be reflected in the final count. There could however be confusion when we get to the upcoming swapped out sessions if anons are depending on the site to tell who's up. (US 10 US 11)
>>569203154It's still tomorrow though?
>>569203332>(US 10 US 11)oops I meant US9* and US11
wow akagi rerun in june who would have thought?
>>569203332>at least the scores gained/lost by the sub teams should still be reflected in the final countAre they though, since they're not counted in the session itself?
>>569203706How many times are you planning to spam this low effort unfunny pic here?
I always knew sprout was secretly evil.
>>569203869Its kinda funny
>>569177310>>569177753https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ippSwVEyNsA
>>569203343TO is a euro so he doesn't understand when Wednesday isaru-12.png
>>569203869Idk I just saw it reposted in Twitter so I posted it here. I should have guessed someone would beat me to posting it here because its just that funny.
>>569203813yes, you can check yourself on the graph for US 7 (there was a sub, but all players are registered) and see that the team that subbed (6) in did have a change in score for the session.
ATTENTION AMERICANSTHE US HOURS GAMES ARE ON THE DAY OF LISTED IN THE SHEET. DON'T LISTEN TO THE NONSENSE ABOUT THEM BEING THE DAY BEFORE.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g7idmlQY0mw
why can't TO just make it so that the schedule says the day the games will happen on for the timezone that's playing it?
>>569204581Why can't you just make it retard proof and change the date or make a note in your sheet?
We're sending out our strongest warrior for the US session. Don't even bother showing up.
>>569203706total fujoshit death
>>569204729Appeal to Triviality
>>569204581that's what the site is for
Time zones being confusing is a good thing, actually. It filters out people who are too stupid to do simple math or just look stuff up.Like how forcing people to use IRC gatekeeps tech-illiterate tards out of league. Do you want /mjg/ to be even more overrun by 'cord trannies?
>>569204581ALL YOU NEED TO DO IS TO CHECK THE REPO AND SEE IF YOUR TEAM PLAYS NECT SESSION
I worked graveyard shift which meant Mondays were for Tuesday and so forth, it's a simple concept to grasp for the non-neet.
>>569204581The repo site has match countdowns. Discord teams shouldn't even be having issues. Set event dates and that'll convert to local time for whoever.
TO here. For the benefit of idiots who don't understand timezones, we're changing the schedule to Unix time.
>>569205057Then why are /mjg/'s celestials all from the US and none from EU? I think we need to filter Eurofags who are complacent having everything cater to them.
I'm convinced most people are just retarded in some way. I could never see myself struggling with something as basic as this, and if I were unsure there are a billion ways to double check.
>>569205294all of /mjg/'s celestials are chinese actually
TO here. UTC is not that difficult to understand, tío. If you are American, please, go kill yourself, joder. Thank you for your attention, hombre.
>>569205430
>>569200203DEAL IN DEAL IN DEAL IN YOU SLUTSggs
>>569205294But I love my Spaniards, my Germans, my Dutch, my British brothers
>>569200203GGs
>>569200203GGs. I felt soulless for this but it turned out there was no other way.
pastel de choclo
>>569205294>celestialswe have one (uno) celestial left because the non-chink retard jobbed in throne
>>569205553That's almost a perfect score
>>569205549that's gay...
>>569205549Monsieur, you're missing one
>>569205583>>569205659two suuankou tenpai hands in one game?!
>>569205430You mean the singular one?
>>569205906
>>569205736They told me I was in the 1st percentile of IQ scores. That means I'm number one!
>>569205694>c-head >not a chink You can hear it in his voice anon, he has the typical American Asian voice.
>>569205914The power levels were high. Unfortunately, Lobster Thief paid Yostar to prevent our yakumans from landing.
>mfw when gachanigger subhumans say that their gookshit vnslop is the best story ever written ikishimamidari-11.png
>>569206246>mfw when
We need a bot that analyzes soulImagine getting a 100 soul rating
>>569206160t. never met him
Celebrate White culture with these special outfits
>>569206340Optimizing for soul is forced soul, which makes it soulless.
someone explain table A today
>>569206559I'm saving for the Hanner banner though.
>>569181853>Game 2>1st place Adept>2nd place Expert>3rd place Master>4th place Saint
>>569206160reminds me of this videohttps://youtu.be/HZFUJdvNLwwmore like opiumhead
>>569206716The hag is a bronze master
>>569206684I hope the economy fucking crashes the day before they give you any more Hannah skins.
>>569206837Well I hope that they add another beast character and more skins for Hannah. Also that the economy crashes.
Sam Altman uses Hannah
I AM GOING TO WHALE FOR THE ANIMATED HANNER MICRO BIKINI SKIN THAT WILL BE RELEASED THIS SUMMER
>>569206340As funny as that be, sometimes you can't tell if a move was soulful or not in the heat of the moment. Sometimes the soul value only becomes prevalent at a later time. Possibly not even in the same day.We can evaluate for soulless Mortalbotting but can't do the opposite.
>>569206583TO denies rigging
https://youtu.be/ztJirkY5AMw
>>569206583opening act for burger hours
Hannah is the joseph of females, nobody cares about her and she will never get another outfit.
Dama in friendlies is a -50 soul value
Anon told all his friends not to waste their money on silly things like ice cream. Every day, he put 1 dollar aside so that he would be able to buy the very bestest Hannah outfit. One day, he finally saw the news he had been waiting for. A brand new Hannah outfit was for sale! All of his friends complained that they could not afford it, since it cost $40,000. But anon, and only anon, had enough! He ran back home as fast as he possibly could. But right before he got to his computer, hyperinflation struck and made his $40,000 worth only $39,999. That's when the nukes launched. The end.
>>569207352so true shartia newshit your music taste tells me soo much about your hecking unique personality!
tldr how do i 1st place in asura?
>>569207612by getting the most points at the end of the game
Team A player here, I thought broadcasters were supposed to report DCs?
>>569207612Win a big hand then tanyao rush to avoid tsumos
>>569207727What team is Team A
>>569207727I don't care when it's not my team disconnected.
For me it's Team C
>>569207612Just play it like regular mahjong
>>569207597I'm so glad! I want to reach more anons.
>>569207727Broadcasters are on a 5 minute delay, what the fuck do you want from them?
Why doesn't yostar implement an optional auto pause feature for DCs? That way we don't have to wait for someone to manually pause the game.
>>569208107What are you talking about? I thought this thing works on a honor system
>>569208708Why don't they just have live spectating for the jannies only so they can be a judge
Why don't we all just play irl so we can pause live
>>569208908What would that do when all jannies are in a team of their ownNobody's going to sit out of league to janny and it could still be abused
>>569208708>>569208908When was the last time they added a QoL feature? And what was it?
>>569209173uh...show waits while spectating?
>>569209004How about a -5 uma penalty for the rest of the table if you don't report a DC within 2 rounds of discards? >>569209173Uh recently the team stuff, follow dealer. show waits was like two years ago wasn't it
The great Temple of Noten choke must be studied.
>>569208998>he doesn't know about the four hours UGR stream
>>569209402NAAAMU!
>>569209354Yeah that's probably it. Show waits is just the last one that comes to mind as a big improvement for me.
Other players should also be PINGING the tourney managers in IRC when there's a d/cDon't just say pause and expect the janny to see it without being notifiedThere's a list of names in the sheet but many of the streamers have admin rights too
>>569209354Nobody's going to fucking enjoy this kind of rule autismJust have functioning internet, it's not that hard
>>569209468You're not making this a ritualpost until you've got an emote edit attached.
>>569208094cute Cynthia sharing her taste! Yosh yosh
Chiitoi is really hard ;_;
>>569209557if a janny doesn't have irc setup to ping them when someone says pause that's on them
>more rules out of nowhereWhat is this, sanma league?
>>569209805Pei
in the end everything devolves into the most stable shape: the triangle (sanma)
>tonpuu gold room actually works and i am close saint150 1st and 200 4th while i can get easier opponents just for 50 less 1st?no thank you
JUUUUUUDGE
REF DO SOMETHING
What's the point of drafting a saint if they get 4th?
A friendly PSA for the kodomo team to lurk the /sp/ world cup threads, iranon and chileanon always deliver
I was away during the sanma tourney, what's this rule autism that people keep bringing up?
>>569210220She was sucking shota cock, it's in character
i'm still laughing at himput this shit in the league highlights
>>569210313baggot made a tourney and had a power trip episode
>>569210298
>>569210415>>569210339>>569210220timestamp it
>dama 1 turn into riichiexplain
>>569210648it's more like you need screenshots of his posts for context
>>569210805Its optimal flow
>>569210805I do it for improvement tenpai
>>569210805One analog answer is: some players don't watch every tedashi/tsumogiri. But they will fast look when you riichi, see tedashi, and read into your hand shape/value. If you wait one turn and they didn't see your latest tedashi, you hid key info from them.
>>569210805I need to swap my winning title into the wall on my next draw
How fast can /mjg/ hide their tedashi?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k4BhmMJZW1o
>>569211675This makes me wonder. If you have auto-arrange off, is it visible that way from the outside?
I noticed a lot of saints have been jobbing more suspiciously after MJS+ stopped working breaking the dim tsumogiri script
>>569210204FWEEEEET
>>569211770Only on Frank's client before it got patched and the anon got his stats reset for abusing it.
>>569211805Detectives, arrest every saint who's jobbed in league.
>>569211962Epic Riichi Shitty moment
Just goes to show that true adeptchads > cheating saintchuds.
>>569212263Most of the people singed up as adepts in league really aren't adept skill level at all. True adepts like that one bird/nurse are noticeably stupid.
>>569210805there's a great book on the repo on this very subject anon, you should check it out
>>569212519We need a true adeptchads only tournament, with candidates carefully screened on past games and tryout friendlies.
How do you get rid of the pre-league session jitters?
>>569211805Is there a way to see tsumogiri
>>569213049Jerk off
We need a rank war team tourney so we can finally prove that adepts are the strongest.Just kidding, saints would win as usual.
>>569213049Two shots. What kind is up to you, but I recommend at least one of each.
>>569213049Tell yourself that, even if you go -30k, at least it will be a funny highlight reel.
>>569213049breathe deeply and slowly
>>569213147did you say WAR???
>>569213049Selank intranasal has helped me. I’ve resisted the pull of chinese designer benzos (so far)
>>569213049https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VTSCppeFzX4
>>569213184to the head?
>>569213184>shot of meth>shot of cumyup, its clackin time
He will return
>>569213201>*breathes in*
>>569213049the solution can only be found within yourself and not in any external substances
>*holds*
>>569213621now just do that for 30mins
>>569213541who?
>>569213709ok but when do i get to say heeyyyy cuties!
>>569213848Whenever you want
>some teams have anons who haven't played a game yetDo teams really bench their bad players?
>>569214028Your team doesn't?
>>569214028My captain is about to play this week
>>569214028Grinches or schedule conflicts
>>569214028I assume its because some anons aren't available for the full duration of league or their team hasn't played too many sessions in X timezone yet so not all the players for that timezone have had a turn. Despite the conspiracy theories, most teams do let even their shitters play a few times.
>>569214028I benched myself by not signing up and just kept playing ranked because you cant lose if you dont play
>>569214028I grinched the first week because I didn't feel like playing
>>569214318fair
>>569213104Watch the discard animation
>>569214028>one team has a player with 7 games played
Is kyaputen obligated to play the final match?
>>569214028We're cultivating
>>569214469No.
>>569214469They should be. Honestly its way more kino. TO, add it to the script.
>>569214449SHAME AND NAME
>no teams in 7 leagues did the funny strategy where one player plays all their games then the next player plays all their games etc.
https://live.fc2.com/84503510/ table aGuards of Sekhmet 35.7Nekoronica -74.6Team Carrot: Pretty Riichi -165.8Mentanpinmates -185.1
>>569214028https://files.catbox.moe/dgy5vg.webm
>>569214571you would need a full neet team
>>569214028Do you guys really allow your captains to set your schedule for you? Do you think this is a job or something?
>>569214571hierarchs next gimmick
>>569214718>his captain didn't scout out all matchup
>names
>>569214794What is the optimal strategy if you anticipate a strong table? Send in your best player? Or send in your adeptchad?
>>569214028There are some anons who just refuse to take a slot. Kyaputen pesters them about it and they just vaguepost in response.
>>569214585>Stack vocals
>>569214948You should send the above average players for the tough tables and your best player to the easiest tables
>>569214948Send in whoever is scheduled because the rest of the team is asleep/gooning and can't be reached by any means
>>569214948Sacrifice your adepts, first or bust format you want to farm easy tables with your best players
>>569215008where do you send your worst players?
>>569215093
>>569215093The bench
>>569214948Depends on who you think is at the strong table, lower class saint? Send in the adeptchad
>>569214948Experts beat adeptsMasters beat experts and adoptsSaints beat mastersCelestials beat SaintsAdepts and experts beat celestials and saints
>>569214634What would Kirito even do there, add another victim?
>>569215265wrong, keksperts lose to everyone
>>569215093the average games. unless they're completely retarded they should be able to pull through with minimal damage with some luckif they're complete retards you just hope there's a bigger retard taking the 4th instead and tank the negatives
So how predictive are the power rankings
I beat my meat
It's called tenderizing
>>569215472proof?
where is table b!?
>>569215472The funny thing about Xenia is that she's both fat and a gooner so this go either way.
>>569215635in 18 minutes maybe
>>569215646The funny thing about Cynthia is nothing at all.
>>569215635Table B player here, I'm asleep.
>>569215635My kyaputen doesn't start the stream until 2-5 minutes past the hour and will miss the first round of East
>>569215761That's a low blow...
I beat my wife
>>569215761Cynthia's downfall from smug penis inspector to raped blob is pretty funny though.
>>569208998We should play irl but then suddenly stop and cum on my sexy figures instead
>>569215380now how do I convince them that they are in fact the worst players on the team and should just be trying to not lose too many points instead of trying to fight for first with tile efficiency that makes you think they missclicked
>>569215918More like UNwanted, hehe. Hehehe.
>>569186440I just got home why is everyone laughing at this post
>>569215957Just shut the fuck up and say they were unlucky unless they ask
>>569215957ideally they would acknowledge this themselvesbut sometimes you just have those -200 players in your team that you need to tank
>>569215349>wrong, keksperts lose to everyoneThis is true I am on a TWENTY GAME loss streak
>>569215957Positive reinforcement. Praise 4th avoidance highly. Make it a team in-joke that 4th avoidance is basically the same thing as winning.
Table B Preshow starting!Koromo no Chiikan433.2(0)Pinfu Phalanx290.2(0)The Great /out/doras73.8(0)Friendlies Fight Club-235.6(0)https://live.fc2.com/51491608/
>TWO fc2 streams
>fc2
>>569215957i-it’s okay anon, you can tell me… i can handle it..
When I see sanshoku my hand automatically go to shit, I force the yaku and feel I have control of the wall. all pushes deal in
>>569215186WHAT
>>569215946
Turn it off
>>569214634
>>569207583play to win not to lose
>>569214948playstyle has rock paper scissors. even though your level 4 rock will do well against level 1 paper, it's better to put it against a level 8 scissors and let your scissors teammate win harder
>>569215957I unironically think I played pretty well on my gamesamaekoromo-7.png
>>569216210
>>569216332Sanshoku is a high skill ceiling yaku.
>>569216841flap flap flap flap!
>>569216105thread thinks the poster is the one ingame who didn't let irc know about a dc'ed player and then proceeded to call into a 4th accepting hand in south 4 and then also get 4th in the second game. it's 50/50 whether they are or aren't
>>569216852>.4% higherSo it's shit and I shouldn't go for it.
henpri readalong doko
L*****: >internet diedL*****: insane timing
>>569216763Nooo, roger!
can somebody cheer me on before the match starts?i'm scared
>>569217243yosh yosh. do your best out there, ohai?
>>569217243break a leg (literally)
>>569217243KILL YOURSELF
>>569217243Ganbatte! We still fight!
>>569215403>team 2
>>569217243You've got this anon
>>569217243GET FOURTH
>>569217243My teammate is going to rape you
>>569217243Malphite: You will lose!
>>569217243Please deal in and get fourth
this intro is too long
this intro is too kino
>>569217651I have something else that's too long
>>569217243You have my sword.
>>569217651it's not long enough actually
>you know my nameSorry, who are you again?
>>569217651YOU KNOW MY NAAAME!!!
>>569217796Mai
HOLY delayed audio
>>569217824I actually don't
>discord
>>569217824Why do you have a girl's name
That's my teammate!....
>>569218249Because I'm a girl, duuh!
>he thinks he cares that they're going through
bravo fc2keks
liveTOreaction.png
>>569218540Works on my machine.
>>569218540
You can select a higher bitrate if you click the cog
>>569216210Turn off the Discord notification sound for the love of god.
*drops your frames*
>>569218871send all your discord friends messages and maybe we can triangulate his position
TOUCH GRASS!
>peo q
At this rate the drunk will get thrown off a cliff like the rest of the team
>>569219593the great outdoor butcher...
eboy_peoq
beod
>>569219593he chose to play at US instead of AUS this time to save the /out/ streamer the pain of witnessing this live
Can we list the crimes that team /out/doors have done? All I know is>Jane missing in the national park after a hike>Purple Schizo Hag mysteriously drowned on a lake
not a single game without a foxhag baiman tsumo btw
They don't call him the CEO of Luckshitting for nothing
Deal in slut
What happened to the Steve
>>569220353grinchedeternally
Hong Kong is CCP territory
>motokirara punished for being soulless
>>569217243thank you for your energy minnasanunfortunately i died anyway
The game asked you to be a retard and push Kokushi, but he didn't answer the call...
When is it my turn to draw good?
did she lock herself in the bathroom to cry?
>>569221335i'm hereand don't call me a femgroid
foidgroid
>>569221132the 4th accepting tsumo was a good call at least, if youre red hagichihime-0.png
>>569220956Triad clay, degozaimasu
>>569221514we are brothers in placements, cheer upichihime-0.png
UH OH CHINK DAD MELTY
>give up SOVL>immediately punished
>fold the yakuman>get punishedgyaru bros...
>>569221654I'LL CHEER UP WHEN I CRUSH A&C TO INTO ATOMS
so why is he sleepy?
>burger hours being tardwrangled by a finGrim
this fucking table
>snow leopard cute
soulless table
The sand in hell is magical sand
>pquad >peacock>peeo queue
IWetBed
My saint would fold
haruna unyuu time
>>569218540I can make out the names in this
>4th place acceptance again
Good job boozy, we're going /out/ to the bar, first rounds on me!
Sexy drunkhag tummy
How did these burger hours go so smooth?
>>569224258Soulless choices
omigoto nanoja
coach bought me a ticket to japan
>>569224258a rare event
>>569224258The past 6 hours were spent beating the fact that it's today and not tomorrow into everybody.
>>569219748eboy_ isn't a jonger but we are accepting femboy applications since we are in a femanon famine
>>569224662kys troonboy_
>>569224662Go back to your shithole
/doko/sisters...
Jealousy is an ugly look
>>569224336What can you do in that forest?
bravo burgerkeks
>open up thread after game>name posted like five timesdid i do something wrong
>>569225176They can't pronounce your name
>>569225176other way around, it means you did something right
>>569225176Congrats, you're very famous. I wish people talked about me too
>>569225176Who are you?
>>569225375there's nothing stopping you from pretending to be your own schizo but pride
>>569225554YOU KNOW MY NAAAAAAME!!!!!
Umabros we are do back and our secret celestial has tons of unplayed games left
>>569225375i dunno i wish people would stop talking about me
>>569214585vod: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vBNxJBGZaqw
>>569225554Me? I'm uhh... Buzzin Frog
>>569225092Kill yourself
>>569225753More like Buzzin NIGGER!
>>569225176after that one commentator's schiozorambling, all anons with a q in their name are now under increased scrutiny
>>569225725you can also ignore them instead but that is a foreign concept to trannies.
Sloppy Xoppy Toppy
>>569225807
>>569225807I thought this was a reply to something else, but its nice to see there's still helpful people in mjg
>>569226037Kill yourself
>>569226123aru-7.png
>>569226123
>>569218431oooo getting those eggsmaking that betty baby batter!
Kys (kiss your sister)
>>569225838WTF>>569225753Defend yourself right now call him one right back>>569225807>>569226008DONT DIE ARU
Fight Club Room 52613(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=52613Default rulesDama ariDon't you dare escape the fight club(?) (https://riichi.moe/6a0ec4c62ac8b0f5c3a53c1e)
YEEEEEAAAHHHH COME ONI'M MICHAEL A LA MODE
>>569226717>>569226717>>569226717
>>569225838Hey fuck you, Hibinigger!
>>569226637Full and ready to go! Round 1, fight!
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