Previous: >>569155876>Global Game NewsTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineLink your account to Cygames iDCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_enCurrent Scenario: Make A New Track aka "Trackblazer"Current Rate Up: Inari One (3*), SSR Sakura Chiyono O, SSR Admire VegaCurrent CM: Gemini Cup - Tokyo Turf 1600m Mile/Left/Spring/Sunny/FirmCurrent Event: The Promised Hour>Schedulehttps://files.catbox.moe/uljfzl.jpg (embed) (embed)06/04 - Sweep Tosho (3*), Taiki Shuttle (SSR), Oguri Cap (SR)06/04 - Fuji Kiseki's Showtime Event06/07 - New Legend Races06/11 - Camping Mejiro Dober (3*), Camping Taiki Shuttle (3*), El Condor Pasa (SSR), Matikanetannhauser (SSR)06/11 - Search! Solve! Summer! Story Event06/18 - Air Shakur (3*), Air Groove (SSR), Gold City (SR)06/21 - Cancer Cup - Medium/Right/Summer/Wet/220006/25 - Seiun Sky (3*), Narita Brian (3*), Throne (SSR Group), El Condor Pasa (SR)https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Wedding Manhattan Cafe (3*), Wedding Gentildonna (3*)New Scenario "Rasshai! Tracen-ken" announced>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between servers)Starting guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalRace Analysis Tool & CM Datahttps://hakuraku.moe/umalogsRace Simulatorhttps://umalator.appFind networks if your region is blocked from the gamehttps://www.umavpn.topSeiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUmamusume Birthday Calendarhttps://ウマ娘.攻略.tools/events/birthdayUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyzCustom Stickershttps://schizo.farm/resources/stickersFind borrowshttps://chronogenesis.net/friend_search
7 and this will be the last uma thread ever
Autis/uma/ has ONE open slot for any dacchi who wants a cozy, botter free, discordless club that sits on the upper end of A rank, but is shooting for A+!All you have to do is>not flatlineThat's it.Apply in game with /uma/ in your bio, or by posting your id, and hopefully you can join us on the track!
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>>569178647>uma in the wider world who don't race are normal, and are the reason the uma race hasn't died of being gay and not having kidsyou daft nig the whole game is all about breeding females together. men are obsolete in umaverse.
bigwa
I have the biggest dick in /uma/
>>569179719prove it
Yae
Topro LOVE
>>569179137I think it's just to block pace chaser promotion and contribute to Cheer Halo ult positioning requirements.
UMADash has one spot open for an oji-san looking for a comfy A+ club. Drop your ID if you're interested, only rule is 30M/month, less if it's your first month (Danchou understands and only starts raping month 2+).
>>569179715Chōwa
terrible pedophile op
>>569179632lost her fantasy football league
The prettiest
I'm a (super) straight while male in his 30s, course I prefer two hot woman making out. I think as men we should leave all umas to female trainers just like Cygames meant.
Tachyon wants a male trainer like her father.
>build a really good Taishin>take her to scrims>she's TOO good at mid race, ends up in front of the pace chasers>ends up out of position for accels, the other end closers do and winIt's like giving baby wheels to your 6-year-old cousin who sucks
Uma&Co is looking for one trainer to join! Monthly quota is ~20-25 milWe have an active chat and great reviews from past members!!Drop your id and put /uma/ in your profile if you want to join.
>>569179810Kill yourself avatarfag and take your retarded discord BF with you
>>569179890holy propagandashe's too powerful
>>569180061I thought you filled your slotdid another guy quit?
>>569179787sex>>569179810sex>>569179890 >>569180089marriage>>569180067PLAY THE GAME SCHIZO, STEGOCHAD PLAYS THE GAME
>>569180042teiobro....
>>569180067you're desperate for his attention LMAO
Hey /uma/, my friend needs Teio stat, please reply with some Teio pics for me to send to him
Today is my birthday.
>>569179931wtf
>>569180061Stop harboring an avatarfaggot then maybe people would wanna join>>569180132Kill yourself >>569180150Is he not giving you any on discord?
>>569180183
>>569180061
/Uma/ Club: the club: the movie: the animated series based on the wildly popular Broadway musical "Ichiban: My School, My Horse, And I!" has 1 (one) (wow!) spot for a cool torepi like YOUUU!Reply to apply!please anon ;_;
>>569179972
>>569180170SNIFFFF
>>569180170
*fills your slot*
>take a front runner to duel with other front runners>
KONBANMILE
uh oh schizo meltyyyyyy>>569180225the ONLY cute artist>>569180146cccccccuuuuuuuuute
Hetslop almost killed jp uma musume. Everyone normal wants this game to be a queer safe haven.
*fills your ass*
Gold City feet in my mouth
hellogonna grab an energy drinkdoes anyone want anythingand stop posting bwc........... >-<
the game is dying... my club keeps losing top performers...
>>569180183HAPPY BIRTHDAY ANON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I hope you have a wonderful day
>>569180435I want you to stop being such a faggot :3
>>569180435Yeah can you get me a ginger ale? Thanks man, appreciate it
>>569180435hedge trimmer please
>>569180273Allen...
>>569180436leave your club and join another one, then
Digitan LOVE
Any statisticians in the audience tonight? How is it statistically possible that Tracen has zero het students?
>>569180320did they catch up and kick your ass?
>>569180435Ultra golden pineapple for me
>>569180273The game is so tedious these days… Besides, I can’t just immediately go back on my word and unquit just to club hop. It would be hurtful
>>569180183I ate some of your cakesorry
>>569180435Date me
Do not join /uma/ club do not join uma&co
UGA BUGA FURRY MEDIA AAAA BE AFRAID
>>569180273Sure bro here 181478271067
>>569180636It's alright Danchou we understand
dig here, windy!*spreads ass*
>>569180621Taishin won
>>569180435chu-hi lemon plz
>in source material all trainers are female>all romance is intended as yuri>option to play as a male is a half-assed uncanon afterthought that doesn't suit the trainer character's dialogue or behavioryour oshi is a lesbian, she doesn't love you
I will one day join /uma/clubIt may be all the way into the future when we only have 30 posters hereBut that day will eventually come. It's just not today
>>569180435I'll have a famichiki
maruzen my beloved
>>569180780This Mayano looks betrayed
>>569180435>and stop posting bwc........... >-<whyyou should look at it more in fact.
>>569180920nice avatar retard
Are you a bad enough dude for a A ranked club with no quota? Honsefun is your one stop club for-AC-Champion's meet dispair-shoes-flexing your highrollingWe have TWO, yes you heard that right ONLY two, spots leftApply now for a CRAZY sign-on bonus, a candle-lit dinner with our resident cosplayer (pic related)drop your id or apply in-game with /uma/ in your bio
>>569180942Allen here, roaches are not welcome
>>569181092its despair bwochacho..
>>569181115what does roach mean in this context
>>569181227FUCK
>>569181268pretty sure it means turks
>>569179871Notice how UMADash never shitposts here? They have a erp google dockey instead.
>>569181389I mean I knew about that definition but that doesnt make any sense here, does it? That's why I assumed there was some meaning I am not getting
>>569181042>Still and AruvuWait I thought Still in Love was for (You)?
>>569181364>CB never returned after carrying her trainer awayBASEDBASEDBASED
>>569180636actually, regarding the first part at least, it's time we get an anon in that is A or B but still wants to play regularly and get pumped full of carats from the club events and monthly rewards. the only thing is that I would have to check with the thread if anyone wants the spot at the end of the month to be fair to the rest of the crew unless you wanted to go for the minimum the following monthbut I can imagine someone staying for quite some time because it can be slow to find another S anon>>569180942i will look forward to you joining! but i do hope we have a ton of clubs still around forever
>>569181403>Notice how UMADash never shitposts here?when I said it's a no-drama club I meant. There's some buhis, some f2ps, some umarollers, even a ryanfag, and it's a comfy time. Danchou posts lewds in the google dockey though, he's naughty. (You) should join UMADash and rape him!
stop flirting
>>569181563No uma is for (you). If you don't see that they're all Iesbian you are either being disingenuous or are mentally ill enough to see a different reality than everyone else.
>>569181792You never said no drama. Must be coordinating shitposting through google docs since ojisans are boomers
>>569181792I'm sure there is an UMADash member I can flirt with, maybe the captain? or someone else
Why does every backliner in scrims now have Budding Blossom? Which YouTuber told them to do that?
>>569181819Does it make you sad knowing V is actually dating a finemo poster here?
>>569181979Daring Strike told them that
Never ask UMAdash which youtuber they have in their lines
>>569181979hakuraku
>>569181965pretty sure I described is as no discord, no drama club last thread>>569181970any flirting would probably be met with opera spamming in the club chat and danchou raping again. drop your ID and find out.
>>569181979nyooo that's my secret strat wtf
>>569181604If you guys’ll have me, I’ll at least do my best to pull my weightThank you
>>569181792theres TWO ryanfags?
>>569182453One of them was the autis/uma/ danchou who died
>>569182594bwo, thats their current danchou, the previous one was an ogurifag
>>569182269her voice is such an amazing alto, oh my godhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Zv90BTnFuI
>>569182594The new autis/uma/ danchou is the ryan fag
My beautiful brown wife
>>569180320IT KEEPS HAPPENING
>>569182684>new autisuma danchou has to pretend to be an ogurifag to recruit
>>569182794why are you bringing a single front? Isn't that a pretty weak strategy?
can someone post the rabi mega link, it's really important
>>569182878loads of other opponents bring fronts (except for random scrims like this) so you can just duel with those
>>569182074Why is every female umamusume influencer a manhating dyke? Why can't they be normal?
>>569182836eh, its a living
You have to admit he is the strongest poster here no cap>Does whatever he wants>Stands by his beliefs>Never foldsTo me that's extremely based and makes my pussy wet
die /uma/
I hope this faggot gets explosive diarrhea on his wedding day
>>569183261Agreed. The Dig Here Windy ritual poster is based as fuck
>>569183261what about yurischizo? does anyone love him? asking for a friend
>>569183391All the schizos are one person according to the schizos
>>569183261Chiyoanon is mine fuck off whore.
>>569182684do calstone and durandal share the same braincell?
>>569183501I dont think anyone is fighting you for him
>>569182131tickezo is...cute?
>someone posts their deck and umanko>pigeposters emerge to claim that they could do betterAlright setting aside the inferiority complex that f2pGODs have, do people unironically think MaNT has a high skill ceiling? It doesn't take a huge IQ to look at the shop when it refreshes and buy energy items and megaphones. At my tryhardest I've been tracking what epithets I'm working towards and used that knowledge to determine which races I can skip for trainings, but after doing this for a while I realized that the difference in stats is negligible vs the effort spent, and the easiest rule is "never skip G1s and only skip other races if there's a double rainbow." When I see a piggy deck behind an uma with mid stats I just assume they got fucked by RNG just like anyone else. Also for that matter when I see UG umas in lobbies they never end up being that threatening anyway because the stats are almost always hiding dogshit skills. Maybe the real question is why people still seem to put so much weight on an uma's rating in general...
>>569183595always has been
>>569183062PLEASE
If you are not running at least 40 races on XOGuri don't think about using her next CM since you are bad
>>569183309die chiyoposter
>>569183678you are bad if you run xog full stop you worthless faggot
>>569183678that reminds me, what is the number of races everyones doing for their aces?i typically do 37-38
>>569183660sorry bro didnt see your posthttps://mega.nz/folder/Au10FJBL#ifquZCBkg2UkxVpc8GFtVw
>>569183678I'm doing 37
>>569183062>>569183660https://mega.nz/folder/Au10FJBL#ifquZCBkg2UkxVpc8GFtVw
40 races is a gaslight
>>569183784aiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeee curse you sparking zero nerfshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ogm948fU5ok
>>569183845>>569183873ty
>>569183854nyo...
hey
Thoughts on Biwa's casual outfit?
>>569184081Looks fine. There's definitely ones that are a lot worse, but I wouldnt say it's top tier or anything
Scarlet
>>569184081cute 50's-60's style
>>569184081Tits
>>569184081Easy A tierit's crazy hot
>>569184081I really like it
>>569184081my wife dresses like this
>>569184081it's mid
>>569184081shortsleeve sweater is weird
>>569184081looks like my aunt w/o the massive tits
>>569184264lmao
>>569184081nice fit grandma
>>569184230I always thought Scarlet was just a sexy cow, nothing more.Then she won me Taurus 2 and now I owe everything to her
why don't famous horse owners post breaking news to /uma/?
>>569184081very sexo
>>569183103You can take "umamusume" out and that statement is still true
>>569184081she's so fluffy
>>569179462umazing lolicon op
>>569180507>>569180508>>569180631>>569180843>>569180965I'm back! sorry for the waitthere was no famichiki so I got the next best thing...karaage-kun. don't kill me please
>>569184797Teio umanko..
>>569185117thanks anon
>>569185094only cutest opera artist
I don't care for teio
>save every valuable and precious item for summer>summer arrives>no friendship trainings>no whistles>mood down at the end of summer because fuck you
>>569185117I am deeply concerned by the development of Still with a power tool
>>569185117Thanks anon, appreciate it
>>569185117oh right it's junecotton drifting festival soon
>>569185389we love to see itwe hate to see it fuck you John Cygames
I wish I was schizo enough to make femanon wet herselves...
Daiwa Scarlet
>>569185117nice
>>569185404she'll be responsible and helpful with it, r-right?
>>569185757go to bed umama
Which uma would be able to look past my putrid obesity, my horrid personality, my rampant bigotry (aimed at whatever minority the media has most recently told me to hate), my unappealing lack of ambition, and, worst of all, my baldness?
>>569185304punny wifesimple asslove her
>>569185819Teio
>>569185819Curren
>>569185798Time will tell
>>569185819>whatever minority the media has most recently told me to hateI'll take things that never happened for $500, Alex
I-I'm sorry KitaCHAD... I shouldn't have... ignored you... *dies*
>>569185887>>569185913I will look into these two, thank you anons
>>569185819Baldness is a state of mind. It only looks bad if it's partial. Commit and shave it smooth or at least keep a tidy short buzz and you'll gain some confidence back.
>>569185916ass2bittits2huge
store started selling those suntory -196 got a peach one it tastes awful id rather just sip some peachello
>>569186215the only thing worse than bald: balding
>>569185456lots of happenings about to occur......really love summer time
>>569185819>aimed at whatever minority the media has most recently told me to hatechiyotranny libshit
Good night friends!!!
>>569183940skill issue
>>569186215You're not supposed to respondto my shitpost with actual advice....It's true though I look a lot better with it cleanly shaven
>>569184081as a footfag its unbearable erotic to me that basically every uma wears heels to run and also casually.
>>569186535how the fuck do you tank those -30 stats from repeating races?
>>569186443umasumi!
>>56918394040 is the bare minimum for Medium/Long umas45 if Mile/Medium/Long
>>569185191
>>569184247
>>569186727>bare minimumshut the fuck up
>>569186727jesus christ. are you running during summer? did you use sweepy to unlock races before the debut?
Daiwa
>>569186657
>>569186727I don't give a shit about what buhis like you think
>>569186781>look at the artist>it's all omorashii stuffpass
Why do we need 3 days for league selection? Just get on with the CM ffs.
>>569186959Is >>569186535 buhi too??
>>569186696You don't tend to hit those until you hit your fourth race most of the time. Hitting it at 3 is pretty uncommon. There are a lot of opportunities to do three races in a row, so if you buy mood and skin outbreak control early, every time you don't get punished is another time you can run three races with security.
teio's amai amai hachimi...
>>569187006i think you mean piss!
bwo... you can't use that name...
>>569186914yeppers, as well as tanking mood downs. 3 is totally acceptable, just not 4 so your stats start droppingbut yeah summer is overrated
>>569187072No but palmerfaggot is
>>569187084You can't get -30 stat down at the 3rd race ever
>>569186959That's not buhi.>>569187072No
>>569184079Are you the rabi maker anon?
>>569187203the scariest thing is you can't fight backliterally completely powerless
teio thinks babies come from storksshe can't rape you because she doesn't know what sex is
>>569187303the *hottest* thing
>>569186727No one is running 45 races retardgwo...
>>569186781Thanks for the meal
Do you have an agenda for 40 races? I'm really interested, I honestly cracking my head working around with the G1 races
>>569187123idk i like gorse, it's a really nice evergreen
>>569187527meant to >>569187084
>>569187470>racelet exposing himself
i miss day 1 mant when i bought the akikawa cat food everytime because i thought it was cute to feed the cat...
>>569187718Post 50 race ace
>>569187731Cute anon
>>569187527You just plan around the G1s and mostly race 3 max, 4 if you want to take the risk
>>569187412rape isn't sexy, funny, or cool
>>569187731you can feed the cat?! like there is an animation for it?!
>>569187718umama STOP SHITPOSTING AND GO TO BED
>>569187731I still buy it so medium/longers can get their unique upgrade...miss it a lot of the time otherwise>>569187785will try once I've finalized this new strat
>>569187006>>look at the artist>>it's all omorashii stuffGirls are the cutest when doing their best to hold their pee (and failing to do so).
>>569187909your mile sparks??
>>569187874sometimes yeah. theres a small chance when you buy the cat food that you get a minigame like the crane game where you have to try petting the cat. if you get 3 pets in a row you get a free mood up and extra akikawa friendship.
>>569187902stop stalking me you freak
>>569187846you don't think it'd be hot if your trainee got frustrated with you, knocked you over, and applied just enough force so you knew resisting would be completely useless?
>>569187932If you told Dia this, you would wake up one night to her umanko over your face streaming steaming hot umapee on you
>>569188140You're here every time i check the thread so it's hardly stalking
>Mihono Bourbon Support Event>Status-Boing!
>>569188265Someone tell me if gimlet is meta or not
>>569187846t. the raped
>>569188373opera never struck me as a rapist but doto?
>>569187846i thought people were kidding when they said women posted here...
>>569188265
>>569188368As Meta as Fraudoli
>>569187251That would explain why I thought it was rare. Good to know.>>569187712>>569187527Not from mobile I don't.
>>569188726I want to fuck dirters so bad bros...
>>569179462B+ club Basashi (850734315) is now under new management and is looking for new members as well.We're very chill, no drama or any of that bullshit. Just log in, and don't flatline. If for some reason you wont be able to log in for a period of time just let me know in advance.Send an invite request to 850734315 with /uma/ in your profile or reply to this post with your ID and I'll send you an invite.Join today and I'll tell you Maruzenski's real age.
>>569188225hachimi hachimi hachimihachimi wo naberu toochinchin gaa, ochinchin gaa, ochinchin gaaookiku naru
>>569188112
>>569187846I told this to my trainee... but she simply asked why I was hard then, if I really didn't like it. I had no comeback for that.
>>569188873we already know it's 17
>>569188947
>>569188889whoa kinda sexy
>>569188095I agree if your Mile aptitude is E or better but anything below and it's cancer unless you're front running (lol)with Pama who has F for instance you'd only get to B and I'd rather fully maximize the Medium/Long route than get raped with Miles
>>569188947I can see it...
>that part in senior year where you're out of clocks and your uma starts getting 2nd on every g1 race
>>569188947Why is Falco sexy suddenly?
Hmmmm, I think I may be capping speed today
>>569189251by the end of the first summer you should have snowballed so hard you never lose again outside of a freak accident or you don't have enough stam for tenno sho spring
>>569188947I can see it
>Curren is still in Mile spark jail during GL because you need to run multiple optional races or a single Mile G1 to get 70K fans by senior yearIf dirt gets more G1s can sprint get some too?
>>569189553>D in mile is "mile spark jail"retard
you wouldn't a nepo baby
>>569189956umyanko...
>>569189956what if I am the nepo baby
>>569189251Rearpack tax. If they put you on a middle gate you're doomed
>>569189921uh yeahmile spark jail = you need to take mile sparks
>>569188963SHHHHHHDon't tell them, some people don't know yet.Stop giving away my join incentives for free.
>>569189956What compelled them to go for this design?
orenjis and pearl
>he thinks he needs to run optional races with sprint curry to get enough fans
>>569188373
>>569189295Took lessons from Curren. Learned.
>>569190301when is this event
Hi! Here is anon who asked for advice yesterday.Today I got my first S+ uma. Yay!
>>569189251Once you are down to 1 or 0 clocks just give up on getting fast learner and start buying skills.
>>569190409nice unity statline bwo
>>569190409proud of u gwo
>>569190409congrats anon!
>>569190479>buying skills before your run is over
>>569190409>lost his S+ virginity to Currenshe can't keep getting away with it
>>569190409
>>569190612rice wouldn't say this
>>569185117strong zero is acceptable with no other chu-hi
>>569189921>minimum 3 of 6 parents must have 2* mile and one must be 3* mileYes that is restrictive
>early career>see 5 umas on one training>use green drank to train it>happens again 3 turns latersurely i won't need those green dranks during summer break. surely the leveled up friendship is worth it.
rooms doko?
>>569190850just search top 20 clubs member by member until you find a +6* borrow?Thats how I trained my nishino parent, found some indonesian faggot with a 9* medium
>>569190928using recoveries and speakerphones early is the way to go imojust gamble on getting more laterif you don't, it wasn't meant to be
>>569190382Do you really want to know? The burden of this knowledge could crush your spiritEarly Feb. 2028
>>569191013That's fine when we get 30 borrows a day. We're still at 5.Also it eats into your cash but I think you net gain money even in borrow runs
>>569191172
Post bangershttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MWlq5-at6_g
>>569191013Use Chrono insteadhttps://chronogenesis.net/
>>569177283I know its a bit late to be replying to a post this old, but I'm replying anyway.All the people who were giving you shit about your wit should have been giving you shit about your power instead.If thats the stats you are getting with your guts deck then you need to stop using a guts deck. Power and wit are more important than guts.For an Uma like Cafe who requires a double inspo to hit mile S, you really cant afford to be running an inconsistent deck. Go with a power deck for her, and if you can, fit in Team Sirius as well. Its great for stabilizing runs.
>>569191260It only eats into your money if you borrow the top 0.1% parentsTheres a kita I follow thats like 15k per borrow, but most are at like 5k which is not even noticeable
>>569191419Yes, alas we must persist in this accelerated timeline
>>569191587No, you!
You guys actually worry about the money spent borrowing legacies? I've had 10m+ shekels for as long as I can remember now and basically don't pay attention to it at all.
>>569190715Its better than losing races.After second inspo there really isnt much reason not to start buying skills anyway.
>>569191347why cosplay daisca when they have no chest
>>569191709
>>569191512https://open.spotify.com/track/4OjBLHjysZA7k8eHjc0xfp
>>569191260>Also it eats into your cash but I think you net gain money even in borrow runsI've never had a monies problem since october
>>569186312>getting anything other than LemonThat's on you
>>569191587>>569191845Both of you should
>>569191512https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vpJ0bbw725g
>>569191897the lemon is worse bwo
>>569191543Pretty sure cost is based on rank. So it'll only get more expensive unless Cygames makes 2x rewards the baseline.
>>569191260Anon, this is MANT, no one is doing more than 5 runs a day.
>>569191972Sweet
>>569192051haha...
>anshinzawa on turn 2 of the run>gamble>lose>abandon run
>>569191968
>>569191926really? during pride month?
>>569192034>cygames>qol to match the changing state of the gameAnon...
>>569192051Yeah I know everyone is in mile spark jail during MANT. My point is that Curren is in GL because there's only a single sprint G1 before senior valentines day
>>569192193I'm proud of being straight
>>569192206sirius trainer definitely fucked her that christmas, right?
>>569192165what exactly is this sign language intended to convey
>>569192207you get enough fans by only running race goals you bum
>>569191863I dont have a spotigoy account, bwo
>>569192265"Tosen Jordan is important and the game is incomplete without her"
>>569191367CUTE
>>569192263she's the first wife after all
>>569192351I don't have her
>>569184797What makes it a lolicon OP?
>>569192301oh, okay
>>569192206I can't look at Mackie anymore without thinking about her SINFUL swimsuit she's probably wearing underneath.
>>569192193Especially during fag month.
>>569192263No, trainers wait until their trainee's racing career is over before they start breeding.
>>569192492What a whore (endearing)
>>569192430
>>569192364>>569191367
>>569189956joke's on you, I would a corpse
happy pride month (unironic) ((no affiliation with the other guy))
>>569192440I don't know, ask >>569179919 I just made a counter post as an excuse to post that image
>>567527976An update for youA Big Bite (sire - Special Week, dam - Mejiro Ramonu) is retiring after her 4YO season and will now become a broodmare. In 18 starts, she has won 14 times, including 8 G1s, 2 G2s and 2 G3s. Her final placement stat is 14-2-0-2. During her career she received the following awards: 2010 Best 2YO Filly (JP), 2011 Best 3YO Filly (JP)
dead thread lol I'm going to sleep
Mayacchi isn't really a loli in the same way Flower-chan or Sweet Pea areit's like the difference between pedophilia and hebephiliastill not sure where exactly Turbo fits
>>569192882about time
>$30k debt because of the game>keeps playing and whalingWhat is wrong with JPbros?
>>569192774he's gonna get RAPED
>>569193058making history with chrono
POST ROOMS
>>569193058Thats not how trainee and trainer should act like. Nobody seems to value the trainer/student boundaries.
>>569193058I can't imagine Chrono Genesis being kindShe keeps forcing me to do fan runs for my danchou because of her website
>>569193164I'm just going to lose though
>>569193164last time I hosted a room someone doxxed me
>>569193002>gets into 100k debt for an arts career, gets addicted to crack and fent and got aids due to too much tranny and gay sex and is now living in his parent's basement playing with a virtual slot machines skinned with pedo girls with horse earsWhat's wrong with US bros?
>>569193164why don't you, ya lazy shit?
>>569193164Okay
>>569192193woke is dead
>>569193283I always do>>569193324THAT'S MY HOUSE
>>569193324DAMNNICE ROOM
>>569193270That's why I don't join rooms anymoreI go in /vm/ for rooms now because of that
>>569193164
>>569192273You don't. You get 29.7K base and need 102% fan bonus to hit 60K. Kita + Tachyon + 2 wit cards of your choice + light hello gives you 60%. The highest fan card in JP would give you another 30% so you're still 12% short.
>>569193343
>>569193324I remember that place I fucked a cosplayer in that room but she only let me do anal for some reason
>>569192774If you (John 4chan) married Mr CB and did the progressive fag thing and took her last name would you be Mr CB, firstname John, and she'd be Mrs CB, first name Mr?Mr John CB and Mrs Mr CB?
Last time I hosted a room I got doxxed by a spectator
each time i open the cabinet under my sink the mold smell is strongeri dont actually see anything thoughhope it just stays at a manageable level until i move out
>>569193408i think we both know why
>>569193435Well, yes and no
>>569193412she should lick it
>>569193382She should watch me closer
>>569193402>make fun of retarded shit>drumpf wins>get so mindbroken they backtrack and apologize because orangeman bad and ironically make fun of woke but only a little because they promote that shit deep insideThis show fell off so fucking hard, at least the previous 20 or so seasons are still good
>>569192569Why do people who don't know shit about Uma draw shit like this
>>569193614...
Does Pearl counts as a megane character?
>>569193435horses don't get first and last names, they just get their namesome have crown names, like the mejiros or symbolis, but that's itshe'd be mrs mr cb, you'd be whatever you already were
>>569193707so you keep seething over it
>>569193706
>>569193614
>>569193643SEEEEX
>>569193667She's mad because she wanted it in her mouth, now it's ruined with the flavor of plastic and polycarbonate
>>569193741If Transcend counts, so should Pearl.
>>569193706>butt hurt because pedophile in chief is mocked
>>569193741nyo, she never wears those red glasses
Drumpf winning was good ackshually Uma moosomay pretty derby
>>569193725>>569193872what
>569193707>so autistic he can't fathom the joy of drawing fanart and needs it to adhere to canon or his own version of canon
>>569193895You forgot to avatarfag, chiyotranny.
Feet Tosho room8709858287098582
>>569193401whatever you say......
>>569194003did you piss in the sink
umamusume pretty derby or something
>>569193874That was a fun summer event
>>569194047oops meant to reply to>>569193707
>>569193954I still can’t believe they exchanged rings during Christmas
>>569194238I wanna do love with her
>>569194070>TTL whiffREMAKE
Pizza time
>>569194152no but my toilet does get moldyi just scrub it off ever couple months
>>569194047Why draw something you clearly don't give a fuck about
>>569194376you forgot the teio image
>>569194376I use a bucket to flush my toilet
>>569193741She counts as an uggo with a nice bod
>>569194464Clout
>>569194598dont shay that...
>>569194464https://youtu.be/zF-N-dDL1Iw
>>569194471not actually a teiobro>>569194590i had to basically do that when the water went out for a while
>>569193741Nyope
>>569193741No, she's just european
>>569194754I want to lick that hand
I would have sex with STP
>>569193706>NOOOOO THEY'RE SUPPOSED TO MAKE FUN OF MINORITIES NOT MY HECKIN PEDOPHILE PRESIDENT WHO'S THE LAUGHINGSTOCK OF THE ENTIRE GLOBE
i preferred chiyobwo when he was gay (would suck my cock) not gay (shitposts about politics)
>>569194997Nice tits
>>569194713Fair enough. That was unnecessarily mean and uncalled for. Could you forgive me? I promise I'll try to be a better person.
>>569194070results
Rabiposters should probably just fucking kill themselves.
>>569195109only god forgives
>>569195037>only complains about politics he doesn't likeWeakass faggot>>569194865VIVLOS HAS FOUR EARS? Worst uma ever
>>569195048Yeah
>redditshower
NEVER LOOKING BACK SOU KESSHITE
>reddit (tachyon) agnes>reddit gold (shit)>reddit shower>reddit anon
>>569195048Excellent tits in fact
http://poal.me/szyz37http://poal.me/szyz37http://poal.me/szyz37Hours have changed so I'm reposting this poal.
>>569195164>even with unique+curvature proccing at the same time bourbon could not overtake FalcoWhat the fuck is that orb made ofAlso thank you for hosting and posting results
Is Rice Shower a loli?
>>569194376>i just scrub it off ever couple monthsDo it weekly bwo. >>569193614>each time i open the cabinet under my sink the mold smell is stronger>i dont actually see anything thoughIt could be sewer gases or something like that. Check your p-trap.
any supercar hag enjoyers
we are watching state of play, right?
https://youtu.be/qwzbyaINfOw
>>569195109a naked dogeza will suffice
can a kitaposter post kita so we can get some gayposting going thanks
>>569195362
>>569195416
shut up
Game is no longer fun. I am fine with doing 5 mant careers a day, but I draw the line at every uma being gay. I fucking hate homosexuels.
>>569195416Obviously
EVERY Uma is for me, (you)r favorite uma that you headcanon as a lesbian? I probably already ravaged them as a chatbot. That trainee that you see as your daughter? mindbroken in my apartment, sorry, she won't make it to practice today.
>>569195450more like state of gay lmao
>>569195481Never mind then
>>569195164Mile S = gaslight
>>569195714Anon = Retarded
>>569195405she locks in when she see Whorren Chan in the room frfr
Game is no longer fun. I am fine with doing 5 mant careers a day, but I draw the line at every uma being gay. I hate lesbians I hate dykes I hate these decadent creatures so fucking much but everywhere I go I'm forced to see them because trannies have invaded every nerd spaces and can't help themselves from worshipping them I don't deserve to see this shit but I do anyway because fuck me I guessdespite being one of the most jewish thing imaginable it's still praised about everywhere whyI don't care if I'm alone my hatred for dykes will exist as long as I live I seriously hope evey lesbos on earth will die an agonizing death or get raped (preferably both) I hate their very existence why can't they just all drop dead fuck them for committing the crime of being alive if I ever have the chance of beating a dyke to death and get away with it I would jump on the opportunity
>>569195164Umama never wins...
>>569195450>being so much of a consoomer he enjoys watching adsNo wonder gamers are mocked and ridiculized
>>569195413>Do it weekly bwo.yadait doesnt really bother me anyway>It could be sewer gases or something like that. Check your p-trap.sounds like a job for the landlord once i move out
>>569194238
>>569195750that must be it...much to consider for future team building....
nishino deflowered
I'm not gay
>>569196004bi queen...
I'm gay
>>569196110>>569195921ssssssssex
>>569195854>once i move outRemember to accidentally spill kitchen oil and pig lard haha
I still have 4 borrows and zero desire to do another MANT run today
5 borrows5 failed ace runsLovely day
>>569196004just say no homo before bwo
>>569196164
>>569196164foul witch
managed to ejaculate hands freecool party trick but not actually very satisfying
>>569196446i'm flattered my posts are that good
>>569191528Thank for the advice anon... I'll give her another try with a power deck instead. Cafe is my favorite so it's worth it for her, I'm sick of benching her every single CM...
>>569196446it feels better if you're being railed
>>569195854>yadaI love when you say this cutie
>>569195714haven't had distance S since Aquarius
>>569196675forgot to add I'm also a flatliner
>>569195854>talk about the game!>nvm i'll talk about my nasty ass bathroom
Wait you people are actually gay?Like when I post my dick you actually look at it and get horny???
>>569196792you think people that like ryan are straight or something
Stego cute.
>>569196747who said that
>>569196792yeah?
>>569196859seeeeeeeeex
>>569196792welcome to 2026
>>569195504No I can't
Gemini room again2596282925962829
>>569196792the 2 shakursisters are straight
ugh... why are men like this
>>569197028why does it have to be someone's fault...
Good evening bros
>>569196792You're a faggot too and you should kill yourself
>>569197161Good evening Cafe broHope you've been having a nice day
>>569196859
>>569197161h-hi..............
>>569196978>gutsmaxxed Falco with mile S and turf SI kneel even if you didn't win, that must have taken a long time
https://jiggie.fun/cPxsv4
>>569197069Ironically, they are both gay
someone in my club has indicated several times how much they're looking forward to air shakuri think they might be a female
wide open and gaped
>>569197101Does Dober know about the split stream trick?
>>569197728she's so hotWe need to accelerate faster
I'm going to have chatbot sex with the next uma posted
I like that long C is playable
>>569197028
Uma for this feel?https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts?tags=nagisa_%28kaos_art%29
>A small convention in my city is holding an Uma tournament with races for>Medium Dirt>Medium Turf>Long Turf>Mile Turf Besides my wife Luna, who I should run?
>>569197940I'm told this
I want to kiss Stego.
>>569197876long c maruzen has been stomping arima kinen since ura
>>569198084ok
>>569196978results
>>569197992Seeking the Pearl
>>569193741Ummmm......Pearl...?
>>569198231retard
Rumao
>>569198350oh
>>569197992The ReverseNTR queen
>>569198328that bitch is ugly as sin so no thank you
>try to join public cm 14 rooms>80% are open leagueMANT won.
never kissed a girl (or a boy) and never will
>>569197992Yeppers at the end of her career/corruption
>>569179693trolling is against the rules
>>569198540MANT killed my danchou :(
>>569198582I kissed a 7yo girl
>>569197992>>569198439NTR sounds boring, and like it wouldn't work as I don't have any GF to begin with.>>569198620Yeppers is boring
Matikanefukukitaru on my fatikanefukukitaru
>>569185117thanks for making me mcqueen, unlike that one fag who will never be mcqueen
now that's some off topic postingkeep that smut to yourself
>>569198828it was too good
>>569198737>Yeppers is boringthat's why you have to corrupt her
>>569197404Sub 1k wit is glue desu
Now that's some off topic whiningKeep those salty tears to yourself
stop posting uggo>>569198960this but anything below 1.2k
>>569198015pls respondShould I try to run Rudolf on all of them
post that gacha webm with the whore extracting a sword from her ass
>>569198737don't be sayin' that, golly gee....
>>569194865why
>>569199234no one says this
>>569198015Run your wife and only your wife so then you'll be known among the dozen or so nerds attention the convention as that one guy who loves his wife Rudolf
>>569198825On your ass?Or you mean your tinykanefukukitarou aka penis?
>>569198015>no sprint>2 mediums and a longholy soulless
>>569198582
>>569199275>spelling errordon't look...
>>569199234I say this
good pacewhat will go wrong
>>569199168nyo
>V avatarfags as NTR>Umama avatarfags as AyabeCute couple.
>>569199475Ma-chan is ONLY for Chiyoposter...
>>569199584>Ma-chan
>>569198293Can I make a room even though I'm not in an /uma/ club?
>>569199462have you always posted this much and I am just now noticing or have you ramped it up these last few days?
>>569199429mejiro ramen menu sex
>>569199114>>5691989601200 wit scarlet with every skill known to man has failed to get the lead over 900 wit falcos multiple times this hour.
>>569199676sure, unless you're from ed*n
>>569199648(Uma)ma-chanObvi!
>>569199475I actually like ayabe so it pains me when she's used by someone the complete opposite of her (an attention whore)
>>569199715I'm from a /v/ club, I didn't want to join /uma/ rooms anymore because at some point an Ayabefag doxxed everything about me with Chrono and made fun of me for losing
>>569199685yea
>>569199676We have a clubless guy that hosts a bunch of rooms too, it's not that serious
>>569199904
>>569199904the unemployed frighten me
>>569199816don't save slop of your wife bro...
>>569199816lol no one actually likes admire vega
>>569199864If you dont want to be doxxed the dont host rooms. Just recently some loser joined as a spectator just to dox
i like ayabby
gayabe
>>5692001657 and this run is blessed
why was totopo kicked from his club for doing this but umama can just do what the fuck ever
>>569200165>next turn>>569200246my inspo was +87 pwr and +3 hints to pump...
>>569199676Make room and post the code. There is no secret to it.
>>5692001657 and this run is cursed and cummed on
cumming hands free is easy, just sit bow legged, and slowly flex your thighs and ass, pressing your cock into the air repeatedlyyou'll cum in about 10-20 minutes
>>569200376Stop shilling your shitty art Kaos GX
>>569199234I love Yeppersthink Imma pull her.
>>569200507I roughed up mine a while ago so maybe this is the play
>>569200507putting your dick behind your thighs and flexing your kegel muscle feels so good
>>569199128Rudolf for all but Dirt, where you should run Maruzensky
>>569200582another one to add to the pile of doto's crimes....
>>569199864How rude, the only person I have ever doxxed is myself, by accident.
>>569200542At least he can make art, unlike you, sloptranny
HAHAHAHA I LOVE GETTING THE FUCKING HAT AND AMAZING STATS ON PARENT TUNS HAHA SO FUNNY GAME
>>569200507i aint got 10 minutes for a fap i got shit to do
>>569187272nah
Sorry danchou, due to my physical therapist orders I'll have to flatline
>>569200727you're not supposed to do parent runs in mant...
>>569200660I know she's G on Dirt but is it really impossible to get her to A?
>>569200759then you were never meant to cum hands free
>>569200727you get more skills and better chances of sparks by hitting SS, it's not a waste
LET ME PLAY THE GAME AAAAAAH
>>569200826hello cyclopsdo you take requests
Hachimibros????
>>569200850Nice now I have 2% chance of getting a good parent instead of 1% instead of a better chance at a better ace fuck this SHIIIIIIT
>>569179964She's my daughter.
>>569200969dont make them, just post em
>>569201054damn...that's crazy
>>569201052You have a nice ass Tachyon
>>567527313An update for youToe Beans (sire - Tony Bean, dam - Arisidonshev) is retiring after his 7YO season and will now stand stud. In 31 starts, he has won 7 times, including 2 G1s, 1 G2 and 3 G3s. His final placement stat is 7-10-3-11.
>>569200998cute timezone
>>569200798Not impossible, just not worth itMax initial would be C, so you would have to hit the double inspiration to A, so forget about getting Medium S
>>569201136thanks
i hope you dont mind me flatlining in a month danchou
>>569200253>spamming global screenshots in jp threads>spamming global screenshots in global threadshmm
>>569201143No one asked or cares
Rabbi anon told me he would draw a halloween maya rabi and I think he forgot...
>>567527510An update for you Jimmy Bean (sire - Special Week, dam - Chancey Squaw) is retiring after his 6YO season and will now stand stud. In 27 starts, he has won 13 times, including 6 G1s, 4 G2s and 2 G3s. His final placement stat is 13-5-2-7. In his career he managed to earn the title of The French Triple Crown winner
>>569201354I didn't forget I lied
>>569201143
>>569201321explodewhere from>>569201437holy
I tried playing MANT while high. Needless to say, it did not go well though I'm pretty sure the shop was also shit and I was running urara.
>>569201351I asked. The fucker has probably been here for longer than you.
>>569201504vancouver bcits cheaper than flying out of seatac
>>569201313This is my wife
>>569201351worst post in this thread
>>568434726An update for youSteam Beer (sire - Agnes Digital, dam - Air Groove) is retiring after his 4YO season and will now stand stud. In 23 starts, he has won 13 times, including 7 G1s, 3 G2s and 2 G3s. His final placement stat is 13-2-4-4. During his career he received the following awards: 2012 Best 3YO Colt (US), 2012 Best Sprinter Colt (US), 2012 HOTY (US)
>>569201578FUCK seatac
>>569201578giwtwm, good stuff
>>569201136I'm not an uma!
>the tiktok reddit tranny is back spamming unfunny sound stuff
>>569201351based fimo poster
>>569195450lol
>witlet
>>569191981grapefruit is ok
>>569201546Offtopic nigga been spamming since April
>>569201540https://poal.me/ksbsxkhttps://poal.me/ksbsxkhttps://poal.me/ksbsxk
MASSIVE CLUB TRANSFER NEWSHOLY SHIT THE BIGGEST POACH WE'VE EVER SEEN ON /UMA/ MIGHT HAVE HAPPNED TODAYTHIS NEEDS A NEW THEAD BAKE BAKE BAKE NOOOOOOOWWWWW
>>569201810Ugly idols
>>569201842>senior jan
>>569201978I love my finemotion posters keeping the general in line
>>569202054huh? wuh?
>>569202051drugs are bad in japan
>>5692001657 and your run is fucked
>>569202054stop making me log in to check if our top earner was NTR'd....
>>569202095Soulless
>>569201842>senior, jan>those statsfuck you
>>569201810Falco is so much better in every way
>>569201437Nyooo....
>>569202252Cheater growths. Ayabe has 10% strenfth and 20% power
>>569202307I want to fuck Air Shakur from an emotionless stick into a mindbroken mess
>>569202307Brown umas aren't cute
>>569202095fuck
>>569194152yeah
>>569202426yeah, they're handsome and sexy
>>569202054autis/uma/ bwos...
>state of playI could have done 1 MANT run instead
I hate 99% of you.
the images...
>>569202571Ye it was pretty shit
>>569202516>handsomeFaggot
>>569202054Yoink
>umama literally plays and spams rooms 24/7 >still lost tauruslollmao even
>>569201978fimo bros' stock just keeps rising
>>569202690proof?
>>569199864Why don't you fuck off back to your friends anyway?>>>/vm/2539108
A singular potentially good gamehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cW6zBuO7sb4
>>569202690And I respect him more for oshi gaming than all the meta slaves that built "optimal" teams only to lose as well
This is an image
>>569202634At least I’m finally getting Ace Combat
>>569202745you really think with how much this nigga spams his blogposts he wouldn't mention he'd won at least once?
>that insposomehow not over yet
>>569202832I'm excited for Onimusha.
>>569202813unironically looks way better than this thread
>>569202832that one, Tomb Raider because I love lara and they made her hot again & maybe the Wild dino one because i love dinos are it for me
>>569202935Which posts are Urmama? Enlighten the class little bwo
>>569202979>>569202979>>569202979>>569202979
bro that state of play was dogshit should have done a mant run instead
Finish the thread
>>569202482did you sink in the piss
>>569199864I think it's bullshit, but incredibly rude if true.Honestly, more rooms are always welcome, it's always the same people joining. I think I can name only up to 10 different anons at most
>>569202982Nta but it's not really hard to tell
>>569201143thank you for the update on toe beans. I am disappointed he was not more of a champion but they can't all be like some of those freaks you've posted before.
