Previous: >>569160978 >NewsVersion 3.0 Special Program will officially air on June 6 at 19:30 (UTC+8)Agent Record | Normahttps://www.hoyolab.com/article/44852924Agent Record | Velinahttps://www.hoyolab.com/article/44852574Agent Record | Pyroishttps://www.hoyolab.com/article/44836786Season 3 Teaserhttps://youtu.be/ew9nVnCl8AY (EN)https://youtu.be/L5DEAV17cYY (JP) >Newest Trailer/Teaser/Character Demohttps://youtu.be/JNfm_nR4OWo (EN)https://youtu.be/Ay0MISsoU2U (JP)https://youtu.be/a_ibBjQh6Xc (EN)https://youtu.be/3z7P7JCReOE (JP)https://youtu.be/jeH3xLmbnFo (EN)https://youtu.be/VtO9fprNtp4 (JP) >Upcoming Events for 2.8https://zenless.hoyoverse.com/en-us/news/163836All-New Program 05/05 - 06/16Operation: Save Bootopia 05/07 - 06/15Ultimate Verdict Trial 05/13 - 06/01Advanced Bounty: Area Patrol 05/20 - 05/25"En-Nah" Into Your Lap 05/27 - 06/16"Spirit" Artist's Notebook 05/27 - 06/15A look Into Ridu's Legends 06/01 - 06/15Good Morning, Roscaelifer 06/06 - 06/17Data Bounty: Combat Simulation 06/10 - 06/15Return to Ridu: Together in a New Chapter 06/06 - 07/17 >Redeemable Codeshttps://zenless.hoyoverse.com/redemptionZENLESSGIFTZZZ28HERO >Resources and Useful Linkshttps://rentry.org/zzzlinkshttps://rentry.org/ZZZ-Friendshttps://rentry.org/ZZZ-Guilds >/zzz/ OP Pastebin (use this if making new thread)https://pastebin.com/PzbMf13P
I love my wife Aria!!!
wormano killed the game
>>569195326Very cute family.
!!!airA efiw ym evol I
For me its Foof
If you see me out at Random Play say hiBut if you meet me in the Hollow I'm a talkative guy
Wait a munite... if I'm mating with my sister, then who is my wife?
I hope Roxy has a flat ass, slender thighs and a big thigh gap, I'll M6 her on the spot if she does
>Wait a munite.Jesus fucking christ
I have developed an obsession with long hair belle
Pretty cool, huh?
>>569195442So where are 2-5, 7-17, and 19?
>>569195775Good tastes.>>5691958871Denny is 19.
I want to be Norma and get milked, is this strange
>>569195515Shapely looking fufu
friendly reminder to just pull who you like
Bibi will save me from the fever dreams...
>>569195887>>569195982>1Denny is 19.Wait, there is one in Waifei named 20.So the Luckyboo would be #21.
Sometimes I see how many inches I can fit in Sunna
Giving sunna cocklet milk
Giving Sunna a five dollar footlong
Giving Sunna unlimited power
Sunna is pregnant
>>569196064Actual Tanaka Victory
Giving Sunna larger breasts
Giving Sunna smaller breasts
>>569195326https://youtube.com/shorts/bcv0axTQPNU?si=zAydloRsyh8aJ18e>WuWa fags are having a blast with their Collab>ZZZ keeps flopping Will we ever get a win bros?
Giving Sunna reprieve from these bullies and weirdos by STANDING up to them for her!
>Yenless Yen Zero
Raping the person that stood up for Sunna in front of her
>>569196535The collab they're complaining about being very greedy with time-limited currency and no carryover pity?
>>569196571*pops your cheeks*
>>569195382>Blaming males for killing the gameIt all started with those ugly idol brats
>>569196535we lost and will keep losing
>>569196535>>569196623>>569196709>>569196738
Sigh. Ever since 2.6 wasted that much budget and couldn't even sell an average amount, they devs have put less confidence in us.
I love Hoshimi Miyabi
sunna can fend off all anons trying to do weird things to her by way of her patented tummy tickling technique
Suck men off
>>569196427I hate that guy now that he skipped my hero's signature
sex with my id
Countering Sunna's forbidden technique by having a big fat Dr Pepper belly that lost feeling years ago
Frankly none of the upcoming agents looked that interesting.
>>569196986That's why the story of 2.7 and 2.8 was a return to form in every way and has been some of the best 2.X has offered...
>>569197179sex with this anon's ego
>>569197108Men...sex?
ZZZ 2 just announced
I just ate 2.6 hotdogs and it was good
>>569197217cissia looked like absolute fucking garbage until we met her and she turned out to be one of the best characters in the game
Burnice defending Sunna from the weird anons!
Raping Burnice too
Proposing to Sunna with a Sweet Party Strawberry Jumbo Ring Pop
asking sunna if she burns
>>569197496But I liked Cissias design.
>>569197496Sure, but Cissia's design is still awful even if her characterization is great. Even if the S3 characters turn out to be really enjoyable, it would be nice if they also looked good.
Trying to rape Burnice but she gives you this look
I love my bnuuy wife
>>569196054All foofs in all shapes and sizes are for me
Giving Sunna a high five
>>569197191Hot damn
...
There's nothing but cinematic third person SLOP in this State of Play
>>569196745Angels of delusions died in the hollows...
What do you think the original plan was for Damian?
Steal and sell your neighbor's kidneys!!!!!
>>569198858Make him dance like a retard for our amusement
>>569198915I thought we were just going to jaywalk today
>>569199001don't disappoint me.
>>569198858That's ether resistant gear. So he would have been the leader miner of Porcelumex.Probably.
something something sunna something
>>569197528Burnice IS the weird anon
>>569198843it's the new dawn, new era of The Forecasters NYEOW
>>569198959Right
They just announced ZZZ 4
Who is your least favorite character in ZZZ?Pic unrelated
Reminder that between Corin's self esteem and her desire to be praised, you can use pavlovian conditioning to make her the biggest pervert in all of new Eridu for whatever kinks you want as long as you praise her for doing a good job with it
>>569199578
reminder that sunna
According to my research, Fufu will be
>>569199665all me
Guys I finally figured out the real danger that Fufu poses, it's
>>569199578Evelyn or Astra
Need a Sunna mention count
Is this Shiyu way harder? I'm getting about 15k less than the last one.
>>569199880including our posts, sunna currently represents 22.22% of the entire thread.
I hope 3.0 at the very least won't be depressing. I'm already on QuietTheme.mp3 levels of sad after everything with my mommywife over in HSR
>>569199880Sunna was very popular last night
sunna is very popular at all times
>>5691999763rd Chamber is a fucking nightmare for me, but I lack Sanby or Seed so that's on me
im ordering bao what sauce goes best with char siu and pork?
>>56919988021 times if you CTRL+F
how can sunna possibly work her side job?there are billions of sunna-loving delulus and they're everwhereeventually, someone is going to recognize her... and one thing will lead to another...
>>569200334cum sauce
>>569200479Now 22 times
>>569200479have you seen the anti comments? It's because those billion sunna-loving delulus are busy fighting a war against another billion sunna-hating antis that she's free to work at a part time job
+1 sunna
Marrying Cissia
-1 Sunna
>>569199578Flora
I will roll Sunna on her rerun
>>569200082Sorry bro, Helios academy shit is happening so the siblings need to suffer
29
>nothing burger the show the absolute state of play
I know why magus chose not to override orphies mind with her own but why did she choose to be implanted into a gun attached to orphie rather than an entirely separate intelligent construct body?
>>569197823Why would anyone dislike her design?She is a big boobs blonde with a pretty face.
>>569200746
balancing 20 oranges on sunna's head, somehow
>>569201070She didn't have much time left and there weren't combat ready bodies available most likely
+2 Sunnas
What if you ended every post with sunna
+3^10 Sunnas
We do be Sunna-ing
Sunna +1 (pregnant)
>>569201095>big boobsgreat>blondegreat>pretty facegreat>outfitshitShe dressed well as a kid, but it's like she forgot when she grew up.
>>569201267NTA but couldn't they at least find a temp body to hold her before then swapping to a separate body?Just seems so weird to turn a hardened soldier into a gun and attach it to someone who doesn't even want to fight
when was the last time they added a female agent with pants
>>569201663Koleda
>>5692016153^^^3 Sunnas
>>569201663Evelyn, I think. Alice is wearing leggings but I wouldn't really call those pants.We need a girl in low-rise jeans, at the very least.
Telling Sunna that two plus two is four, minus one, that's three
>>569201859quick maths!
>>569201621I think they mentioned the procedure was extremely experimental at the time IIRC. That would imply the first thing she was moved to would likely be her new main body if something went wrong. That aside, they all agreed she was just going into a clone body right away until she backed out the very last second/ Basically, even if that was an option, she screwed herself out of it
>>569201941
Teaching sex to Sunna
Are you ready for the Rover x Lucy and the Rebecca x Smasher sex scenes, bros???
>>569200082What happened?
>>569200334Did the same person make this one too?
>>569202543They confirmed a suspicion we all had that Himeko was an Imaginae, a being that exists via imagination and Wishpower. What this means is that outside of Plancardia she essentially has to follow a fuck ton of rules to exist, one of which includes never altering her body in a permanent way such as having babies which itself is a question with no definite answer. This would be fine if there was confirmation that when it's all over she became a real person but 4.4 leaks dropped and her design shows clear signs she's staying an Imaginae so all those rules mentioned earlier are still going to apply to her. She's basically an untouchable doll that you can never alter or she fucking dies.
>>569200334I never had a bao bao...
granny's still got it
>>569195326Disgusting
>>569203307That's yuzuha and nangong
>>569199578seed
Teaching sunna the entire history of Rap music
>>569203654no, that's her wheelchair
>>569199578Grace without a fucking doubt
What if you impregnated Promeia, Zhao and Dialyn and then revealed to them all it was part of a plan to take Krampus down via ensuring its judges couldn't retaliate because they'd be too busy with labor?
>>569199578Vivian, hate her and her fanbase
>>569204273Your corpse would be hanging somewhere publicly the following day
>>569203223>>569200334If it's hot baobao just have a glass of water and ice cubes with it.
Sunna putting cyanide on wormano dinner
>>569204290Name 15 things wrong between them
>>569204452How are pregnant women going to kill me?
>>569204290I can smell the wormano porn from your hard drive
How much do I need to whale to get high in the tower sunna?
I want to be Sunna and get triple penetrated
>>5692045671. retarded2. 90% sshitposting3. annoying4. contribute nothing of substance to the thread5. non-organic memes6. discord faggotry7. high tendency to shit up threads (not as bad s*lesfags and homos)8. always post the same 25-50 images9. attached to a pretty boring character10. very rarely do they create OC11. they are easily triggered and shit themselves when insulted12. possible transsexuals13. possible foreigners14. stole their entire gimmick from miyabi/miyabi posters15. and most importantly, have never made a memorable or worthwhile post
>>569195876Cool and SEXO
>>569199578Belle and Wise unironically. Ugliest girl + most boring and lame guy
Please tell me that Severian would be as cool as Bladehttps://youtube.com/shorts/HljLcbet6a4?si=QU3RyZkL44HT17bl
sunna: presented without context
Holy fuck Sunna is STACKED
>>569205094Some of these are repeats but I accept this list sunna
>>569202858>>569200334zzz if it was good
I LOVE MY WIFE SARAH!!!!
>>569205195>Please tell me that Severian would be as cool as Blade
>>569199578I guess now, it has to be Grace...
>>569196623Play the game instead of shitposting allday!!!!
>>1. retarded>2. 90% sshitposting>3. annoying>4. contribute nothing of substance to the thread>5. non-organic memes>6. discord faggotry>7. high tendency to shit up threads (not as bad s*lesfags and homos)>8. always post the same 25-50 images>9. attached to a pretty boring character>10. very rarely do they create OC>11. they are easily triggered and shit themselves when insulted>12. possible transsexuals>13. possible foreigners>14. stole their entire gimmick from miyabi/miyabi posters>15. and most importantly, have never made a memorable or worthwhile post
>>569203613Don't be mean.What's going to happen with Eous and and his borthers if they don't make a baby?
>>569205648Talking to yourself, champ?
>>569199578Vivian/Astra
>>569199578Seth, because he WON'T LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE.
>>569199578Ye Shungguang
>>569205648See? vivianfags can't even seethe properly, embarrassing.
>>569199578Toss-up between Seed and Shunguang. I was going to say Yidhari initially, but honestly she's just too much of a nonentity to dislike very much.
>>569205936wape
>>569199578Sunna is annoying and slow
>>569206030yeah well you're dumb and stupid!
GIVE ME THE FUCKING ORPHIE WEAPON YOU PRICKS
>>569205502Total Grace Death sunna
May I get kind Vivians???
>>569199578Chink cop who's partners with Queen Qingyi. Forgot her name.
>>569205936I want to pet
>>569206248
>>569206208holy shit that might actually be the worst luck I've ever seen. I think the odds of going that deep in the wengine banner is like less than 0.5%.
>Snezhnaya coming up in genshin>Blue archive anniversary aris>Wuwa having Rebecca collab>Could get on NTE early>Free 37 skin in reverse 1999 soon>Norma is actually too sexyI cant play 500 gachas aieeeeeeeeee
Reminder to all thiggers that NEPS runs this shit and officer Zhu Yuan will be the first and most powerfully reworked in 3.X.
>>569206208Next one, I blessed your next roll.
>>569205936Hello Corndog!! sunna
>>569206368>>569206383OKAYI GOT ITBUT HOLY MOTHER FUCKING SHIT I HAVE **NEVER** GONE THAT LOW BEFOREEVEREVARRRRRRRR
>>569206248Bibi!
Flashing Aria and Sunna then running away.
>>569196623>>569205589I wouldve played this game if Burnice wasnt fomo shit.
>>569206659Promeia...
>>569206336Hottt>>569206579Cuteee~Thanks both!
>>569206563ok thank goodness because if you also lost the 75 it would have been catastrophic. You have been saved.
>>569206695I guarantee you you would find someone else to like that would make you question why you wanted Burnice in the first place. I was in the same boat.
>>569206659You wouldn't try that shit with Nangong
>>569206809Only character I give a shit about is burnice though. her design is peak.
>>569195326White OP
>>569207070hey wait a minute, where's the thiren racism. This isn't the Lucy I know and love
>>569207172If you haven't played the game, you won't know all the girls in it. You WILL find someone else. I went from Burnice to having her be my second least Calydon girl just based off of the personalities and interactions with the others I had little interest in before joining.
>>569206760I would have essay-posted for a fucking year if I lost that 75/25i would have broken shit and lost my goddamn mind
*spits on sunna*
Corndog status?
>>569207401Not that anon but this happened to me with Trigger ball and I am still not over it. It's been nearly a year...
>>569207517Beating up Cissia
>>569207595My beloved Vivian wife~Thank you for this beautiful post.
>>569207637I'm entirely F2P so everything I go for needs to have some sort of thought behind it and once I hit 20 pulls I was doing single pulls on the dot every 165 polys.To go from 20 to fuckin 6 was bad enough and I was dreading losing the 75.Holy fuck it's enough to make you shake and not in a good way.
>Creepypastas have survived into the far futureDo you think Alice would be afraid of Jeff the Killer?
You just know this will be her hangout event
https://files.catbox.moe/9bah8a.jpg
With the introduction of Pyrois, is it meant to give newcomers a toy to play with while they begin their accounts? I wonder how they'll introduce it since it's really fucking jarring when you hit level (i think 30ish?) when it says>hey, you! you can jump forward in the story!I started playing in late February and the game seemed to heavily imply I should just lmao skip which I didn't do.It's to help newcomers clear past content?
>>569207858Well I am not F2P. I buy Welkin+Pass.But yeah I remember that day clearly. I was on vacation and just doing dailies and trying to get Trigger ball. I got to 5 rolls to guarantee. Then I got Koleda ball. I was soooo upset. I got over it quickly though since I had good luck in both Genshin and HSR at that point so it cancelled out.
>>569208223The story gives you characters to use I think it's for narrative reasons but mainly for people bitching about endgame
Yixuan and Miyabi did the fusion dance and fused into Miyaxuan.Your thoughts?
>>569207779>>569207412Corn!
>>569205427what the fuck is this image supposed to convey
>>569208216>Sunbringer gets a summer skin showing off her tits and figure>twatter goes insane and calls ZZZ an incel game again>continues to play it anyways
Reminder, Corin is the sexiest agent in the gameAlso I want to FUCK Corin
>>569208157jeff is pretty symmetrical, I think she can handle it
>>569208471That's a picture of him being mindbroken by a random guy in a random outpost in ZZZ
>>569208582Many are saying this
>>569207595>>569208069Rape and eat
>>569208471Not that anon but what the fuck do you think???If you look closely, the image depicts a land whale in a dress with long hair doing the soi face. The implication being that the person being quoted by that poster looks like that abomination.
>>569208216poor belle
>>569208216This is slop, even if made by a human
Ooookay, that's enough arguing about troons. Post something sexy.
I just jerked off to Promeia's shower scene.
>>569208727the clipped message has an arrow pointing up
>>569208846Yixuan will never look at you like this.
>>569208828Bibi summer!
>>569208846Here you go, one of the sexiest images in the thread
I love shiny pantyhose
>>569209015That's a child
>>569209165>hmmm>yes>i will now play your game
>>569209074out of 10!
what is Lycaon thinking
>>569209165I'm going to lick her butthole
>>569208926She does when I'm edging a hard on late at night fantasizing about her so I can hopefully fuck her in my dreams. Her stern look reminds me of a hawk. I want to be a student at Yunkui and have a secret relationship with her. Every day during training, she treats me harsher than the other students, but at night, she apologizes for having to be so rough to keep people from suspecting anything. We sit side by side in her chambers sipping tea. I lay my head on her thighs and she strokes my hair while whispering her love to me.
>>569209165>>569208952>>569208828I love my beloved Vivian wife so much~>>569208906So? At least it wasn't NTR or Guro.Or , God forbid, weird scat or giantess shit.
>>569208216weak.
>>569209247>Fuck you Hugo
>>569209247>Fuck me Hugo
I'm actually really happy to see Belle again. I don't get to see my sister enough.
>>569209292One of the most obese posts I've ever read here.
Sorry?Who the fuck is this?What bangboo, who?
>>569209536whoa... so cool...
>>569204659Dialyn can still drop a person sized fist on you
>>569209570
>>569209570Classic Chaotic Fried Rice things
>>569209570the devs are fucking retarded and introduced astra during a temporary event
>>569209536ZAMN
>>569209569Call me a fatass, but you can't deny that'd be sweet.
>>569208828>>569208952>>569209165>>569209343>>569209536R&E
>>569208906eous would say this
>>569209536
>>569209663Can I get a link so I can know more before I just run up to a rando agent?
>>569209247Every faction should have a clubhouse like this we can visit.
>>569209880I want these costumes, dammit.
wwyd in this situation
Hey so basically I was thinking
>>569208906i jerked off to that part in the cutscene where she was hurt and trying to fight back against the monster
>>569209998I love seeing Zhao flash her panties
>>569210117Always wanted to lick her armpits while plunging into her
>>569209863https://zenless-zone-zero.fandom.com/wiki/Virtual_Battlefield_Mayhem_(I)
>>569210125>thinkingFake
>>569210125me too
The NPC sibling will get a stand too and become playableEventually "Phaethon" will become a void hunter but as a duo
>>569210353ARIA IS DEAD???
>>569210117beg her to shit in my mouth
>>569210125hmmmmmm
>>569209570snap is astra's personal photographer bangboo
>>569195326You disgust me ZZZ
>Start liking and respecting the characters the more I spend time with them >Don't feel like using them as sexual objects anymore
>>569210631Well I never met him/her (are some bangboo girls? they have names like "dorothy") so...
Alice should rape me
Cuddling with Sunna
>>569211112shouldn't you be in class? or cram school?
>>569210353>Do Not Repost To Other Sites
>>569211192I am elite hackerning
Taking Bubblegum and cuddling in front of Sunna
givnig sunna a frighten
>>569210914I love Anby and I still want to pump her full of children
Yixuan just unbirthed Sunna
>>569211254Billy's entire banner was worth it just for Phaethon dancing.
please stare at the rabbit until you feel better
>>569210353>>569211192>Do not rep-ACK
How do I become the mayor of New Eridu?
What would as a Proxy do if Cissia embraced her serpentine nature and started eating your other Agents like this?
>>569211489Yeah but you don't want to mindlessly consume her body for a thrill, do you? You want to impregnate her and build something more
>>569211652>turning athletic, curvy character into a landwhaleWhy are Americans like this...
>>569211585What if it doesn't work?
>>569210353>>569211604Why is Zhu blowing the cop whistle at them
>>569211739She can start with the A-Rank female ones.
>>569211893impossible
did anyone else notice how insanely for (you) zhao ispeople mention astra and shungus but zhao is practically BEGGING for human cock
>>569211585Chubby thirens are great ngl
>>569207595Sniff
>>569211798True
>>569212043>why is nobody talking about this [false information]Hmm, I wonder.
>>569209061Get pregnant
>preach interviewing ion (wow stuff, but relevant)>preach explains that the game seems to require players to push for the absolute best pieces of gear, particularly trinkets (similar to passive disc drive sets) which can give a ""unfair"" advantage to those who have the same trinkets (discs) but didn't "roll high" with it>thus, someone doing the exact same correct rotation will, inevitably, fall behind someone who has better gear / discs >ion responds that having good rng for things like effects, crits, etc is fun, and that everyone should feel powerful during certain moments and times>preach states that at the point where the game can just randomly decide to have your character perform better means that there's no real point to doing things "correctly" only hoping that you get good luck which can't really be considered fun and leads to feelings of treadmill logging>ion then states that if players just played correctly all the time and then were instantly rewarded just for memorizing a series of inputs, then there would be no fun left for when a piece of gear did roll highWhich way, gaymers?Rotation, or RNG?>inb4 different gameSame fucking philosophy at play.
>>569211827The artist (Luunamito) is a Jap
>>569212009okay but for real why is zhao sending us a nude selfie
>>569212043Yes
>>569212490ALL rabbit thirens are sluts (even Asha)
>>569212180the original wow was both. optimized rotations and gear with static stats but rng crit/etc.the nu-wow team fundamentally has to lie because the treadmill is the only content they can churn out to keep metrics up with yearly expacs.
>>569196054idk why this is a surprise
I'm being stalked.
>>569211739I would feed her Vivian, Grace and the AoDs just to get rid of the annoying ones.
>>569212838hold on...she's supposed to be in class
>>569212549>(even Asha)even? ESPECIALLY
>>569212852Oh and Fufu.
>>569212180RNG, because the alternative would be what Endfield has. I can mix & match a shit load of discs to make a viable set. And it is averaged out so if you farm a certain set x amount of times you will get a top 500 build (38+ substats and 32+ substats for anomaly). I strongly prefer this style BUT they should put a reroller in the game (like 500k dennies in Elfy's shop to reroll the substats on the disc or something). Your efforts should always be rewarded.
>>569212934but anon don't you knoWHERE WE GOIN THERE"S NO CLASS TODAY
Agents that enjoy seeing you hurt and bleeding?
I hoped she was going to be the type to do the cutest things with an emotionless face...
>>569212180It comes down to do you want to mald farming for gear or mald while critfishing?
>>569213048>fucking asha after godfinger closes in the lazer tag area of the arcade>neon and blacklights highlight our juices while pumping my equine, knotted, dappled cock into her glistening folds>belle leaning over me, rolling my leathery smooth nuts and kissing my ear, telling me she'll be a good auntie to our litter and help raise them while i tie inside of asha for the next 45 minutes>asha grunts and groans, squirting and convulsing every few minutes as her head lulls to the side and her eyes go into a dazed thousand yard state, fingers clasping every so often at my pulled up shirt, feeling down my stomach as her engorged clit rubs against meIf only...
Velina should unbirth Sunna
>>569212541>Zhao says just kidding after thisSuch a tease!
realizing im missing about 2k polychromes from the hollow but these older modes are such a time sink to get through them. like 15 polychromes doing a difficulty with billy doing 50 twirls type of nonsense
>>569212934>>569213191Cute.
>>569213048I'm going to have to commission art of Asha when I can, it's criminal how little she has.
>>569213646but we all know she wasn't kidding
Asha has a weird body
if zhao raped me i would be happy
>>569195326That's Wise'd Niece right. Right?
>>569214098it's her incredibly skinny rail thin arms
Zhao telling Damian in the cuck chair that this is the real deal and to watch closely as she rapes you violently
>>569213701Farm up Victoria's HK coupons and burn them on said old content.
>>569213048>20-something woman running an arcade full of younger boysyjk what the "high score" is in godfinger
>>569214270Brother, we do not care about Zhao anymore. Post Silly
>>569214136Rabbits hop pretty fast. You might get hurt.
>569214453
>>569214453Don't falseflag
>>569213387Her ultimate will be a dark flashy VFX where she splits open a hollow and an army of bangboos pour out
>>569214059Probably because her color scheme is an eyesore
>>569214294i dont think im allowed too
>>569215029Someone forgot to thank their doctor
>>569215029You should thank your doc.
CHERISHING CORIN
>>569214916This reads like an advertisement
>>569215438*pushes her face into the cake*
>>569214603>>569214731It's Billy's designated time to shine. If you want to post anything else you'll have to reserve a spot later today. As of right now we have a 1 hour opening between the [Spook Shack Sisters] time slot and the [MILF vs HAG] finale showdown (Game 3).
>>569215549have this anon executed
>>569215438cute
>>569212158its true thoughzhao is extremaly.........'playful'
Zhao is a virgin
Zhao's face when I reject her and refuse to go out on a date with her.
Rabbits have a polygynandrous mating system, so both males and females mate with multiple partners. They are well known for their rapid and frequent reproduction. Ergo, Zhao is a mega slut that will never settle down with you and will have sex with your sibling sometimes
If only Evelyn had Aftershock, the value of Orphie's C1 would be 3 times the value of a normal C1.
>>569216512So? Just means they can write an arc where Zhao dates a Thiren who's species are strictly monogamous. You just gave Dawei fresh writing material
>>569211585I have stared at this rabbit for hours, I do not feel better.
I want to grope Zhao's stumpy legs.
>>569211585the more I stare at this rabbit the worse I feel because all it is is a reminder that cute fluffy bunny wives are not real and will never be real
>Orphie's C1 would be 3 times the value of a normal C1.15% Fire RES reduce for Orphie.20% DMG for Orphie20% DMG for main DPSSadly Seed and Evelyn can't extend this 20% buff beyond the paltry 12s.Maybe some future Fire Attacker can.But maybe Aftershock will just go extinct.
>We have the technology to be able to upload the consciousness of this dead soldier into a Construct body in order to give them new life.>What should we make their Construct form be?>...>I KNOW! Let's just turn them into a fucking gun lol and then clone their dead body to make a girlfailure we'll attach them to for no fucking good reason lmaoWhy the fuck didn't they just make Magus into pic related?
>>569217436because then we wouldn't have gotten cute orphiealso holy FUARK
>>569217436The gun is old-world tech. There is no new-world tech that can be used in a consciousness transfer and Magus refusing to ego death the clone resulted in them hastily having to find an alternative solution
>>569217436She would have been too sexo for us to handle.
BILLY IS SO COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
>>569217289> But maybe Aftershock will just go extinct.I like aftershock because I like seeing my agents do shit in the background but too often with Hoyo it feels like they just come up with short term fotm gimmicks. So maybe it will.
cool males like Billy
Sunna and Nangong explaining to Aria why it's not cool to sing THAT part of the song
>>569217853magus states uploading to the gun was an alternative plan that was being explored side by side with the clone implantation, it wasn't plan B but an alternative plan A that was still available
>>569217436Upon hearing Wise was a Proxy, she'd have lost it completely and tortured us, eventually resorting to amazon style sex, milking Wise unconscious and making things far more difficult down the road.
I am glad I skipped Ye Shunguang and pulled Starlight Billy instead.
>>569218531Caesar can read?
>>569218531How would Lucy handle raspberries being blown relentlessly and robustly on her cute tummy?
>>569218619Random Anby?
>>569209292Reading this when I know you are a fat blackcel animal abuser is even funnier. NO ONE is looking at (you), buddy.
How would Lucy handle it if I took her silly helmet and placed it on a high shelf she can't reach
>>569218619>I'm glad I skipped trash and pulled garbage instead
>>569218638She reads 'lovey dovey' (hentai)manga like kakashi from na*ut*
>>569218753I'm not fat.
>>569218689Head bonks
>>569219135Could you survive?
>>569218879I'm sure, flabby.
>>569197496The only thing people didn't like was her costume because they gave it to Jane first as an ugly bathing suit.
>>569219220If I post a pic, will you?
>>569217101I want to rub them vigorously
Would Nangong be as good at sex as she is at everything else?
>>569218815Uh oh, shungy melty'd you again
Creator.... save this thread....
>>569219782I have a funny and oddly specific opinion on this: Nangong strikes me as an Alice; zero experience or technique whatsoever, but her natural pheromones, embarrassment and reactions would result in an experience that could wring any cock dry in minutes
>>569219579You are that desperate for approval? Take a shower, stop larping and find people that actually like you. You really do seem like an incel chud.
>>569219782Nangong puts in a lot of practice. She has no experience here. She'd go in confidently and may even be adequate, but she'd have no skills to speak of. Her dirty talk and teasing would probably be above average though as she's a natural at it, but nah, Nangong is gonna talk a big game and get dominated.
>>569218879>>569220126didn't you torture animals?mods, get him
>>569220340You were the one calling me fat. Strange you back down when I have no issue posting proof to the contrary. Curious even.
>>569220126that's the bloke what posted animal and child abuse fantasies
>>569218619Anby would say this.
>>569220126ayo thats the blackcel that posted animal gore
>>569220126Look everyone it's Tryrone
>child abuse>animal goreIs this an attempt at getting a melty? I don't get it. Why lie?
>>569220126STFU
Explain why they would do this to the first character of 3.0?
SHE ARRIVEDSHE IS HERE TO HELPSHE IS HERE TO FIX THE THREAD
Thymefield Alice.Well? What do you think of her??
I just realized that Sarahnigger is basically this classic meme, other bigger blacks look at him and go "AYO YOU TALK WHITE BITCH" and he goes "n-nigga" and they probably pat his shoulder which causes him immediate fear of death and go "HAHA I KID LIL NIG RELAX" and then he comes here to seethe like this all the time.
>>569221074KEKYTRVKE
>>569221074Make this ZZZ related
>>569216050What if I am? little cunt
>>569221074fucking lol it really is
Umm uhhhh interesting thread
>>569221074>>569221247I'm pretty sure you guys already did this bit before.
take a sunna in these trying times
>>569221321Here you go
>>569221518Taking Sunna from AoD and never returning her.
It's so hot I have to sleep nude.... anyway zenless for this feel?
Taking Sunna to the county fair for a corndog
>>569221779Jane
>>569221779You're probably just fat
>>569221576Wow, I never thought I'd have fans. All this work for little old me?
>>569221576>Manato Homoof course
dancing with Sunna (and corin) to September
Remember Jane Doe's episode came out and it was so cool? We thought it was the beginning of delving under and into some underground mob syndicate with cool and sexy characters...then we ended up and yingming mountain and with sacred swords and we have personas now...
So uh why is everybody raping sarahposter
>>569222040>>569221576falseflagging attempt gone wrong
>>569221779I dont remember the last time I put on clothes desu
>>569222128Am I not allowed to use pictures of other characters when I post? I don't have many Sarah ones (go figure). You can usually tell it's me because I'm the only one who ever names their files.
>>569222040He's the sad lonely faggot lolcow archetype, he spoke too much personal info and blogged and now people rape him with the ammo he handed because he was too insecure to follow the simplest internet rule; Don't do that
>>569222346kek perfect chud image
Boy I sure hope /zzz/ doesn't give me shit for loving Nekomata
>>569222346>>569222475It's just you 2 or 3 trying to bait a meltdown....
>>569221576
>>569222606Why would I?
>>569222727Cuz she steals rolls?
>>569222709I'm actually a little honored people care enough about me here to bother archiving my posts like this.
>>569222982Rina and Grace steal my rolls.
>>569221576anotha one
>>569222030Players complained because the proxies weren't involved. Retards can't enjoy a good story unless they get to be the hero I guess.
>>569222606Neko love is just fine.
>>569222664Whatever you like to tell yourself to soften the blows, but really, you genuinely need to not blog about your life anymore now that the cat, or should I say the mouse you tortured for fun is out of the bag. It's just going to be used to make fun of you for laughs, keeping you anchored in the shitty morose mindset you already have.
> Fairy recommending Fufu with the idolsI'm not even sure why lol
>>569223052People documented Chris-chan too
>>569223381Fairy is never wrong
>>569221779
>>569221576Yeah people like this are why I carry a gun and am glad I live in a stand your ground state. He’s probably going to be in the news in 10 years for killing someone’s toddler.
>>569223425Perfect example of this 40k animal torturing nigcel
>>569223309I don't really agree. Talking to you guys is therapeutic in a way. It feels good to get dark thoughts off your chest and make confessions to strangers. Yeah, you make fun of me but like.... so what? You're allowed to have your opinions. It's an anonymous forum. I don't feel like the hate is undeserved, I just find this level of dedication strange. These posts don't make me angry. I don't deny anything that's true. Hell, I said it in the first place. What do you get out of telling me things I already told you?
>>569223479I know she wants me to use the gong with promeia but I feel any score increase over on her side will just be cancelled out with fufu over there
Paeton sama...
>>569223243Oh that's lame. Really?
>>569223925I don't get footfags.
I didn't realize just how AI generated these results were
>>569223679Okay well then you're just going "I don't know why people stab me, I only go around handing them knives to stab me with" now so you're rapidly approaching the level of mindbreak that will you cause you to think only dying will help anymore one day but you'll be steeped in anger so you decide to go out and take some people with you like a faggot. Just save us all the trouble and kys now and go burn in hell or whatever man I don't know why I bothered trying to tell you something in good faith. Faggot.
>>569220916But will she aid my masturbation?
Uh, what's going on in here
>>569223163gross blackcel with a chopped haircut that can't even talk to another male without tweaking. Plays Manato in-game
>>569223640
>>569213529I seeSo we just let this one slide, my gooners?
>>569223679In a general filled with anonymous shitposters causing irritation, you've given yourself an identity and revealed a name to put to your posts.
>>569213529Sorry, king, I initially glossed over this based as fuck post.
>>569224586Not to mention you really should kill yourself as a human like you is genuinely worthless
>>569223679You will get smoked by police for trying to shoot up your local Walmart lol
>>569224072Man that’s spot on what’s going to happen to him.Sarahfag, unironically, get help. You’re going down a dark path.
i see were in patch limbo for a couple weeks with nothing happening, againthis seems to happen a lot more than these days than i remember
There needs to be an Agent story for Orphie that is actually about Orphie. Despite being the 2.2 character it was all about Magnus.
>>569224781nobody gives a fuck about that moeblobmagnus is the only interesting part of her
>>569224072I uh... I don't think you really grasped what I posted. Go off, I guess. >>569224586So it's just because I'm an easy target and there's nothing else to really do? >>569224739I think I'm fine. Everyone has skeletons. Where better to show them than a place where you have no face? I don't like to keep things inside anymore.
Anyone still have that Norma webm for when we meet Velina for the first time?
>>569218619same brotherluv me some physluv me some fireluv me some ruptureluv me some big ass tittiessimple as
>>569224926>So it's just because I'm an easy target and there's nothing else to really do?Yes. Plus, its morally justifiable
>>569225015Makes sense.
>>569224926>So it's just because I'm an easy target and there's nothing else to really do?Holy bad faith cope, you are deplorable and a literal waste of space. Any anon that has tried to give you advice gets met with "lol I think I'm okay". You are an actual faggot and suicide is the only thing in your future.
>>569225102How many times are you gonna say that? You're gonna give yourself an aneurism.
>>569224926No I grasped exactly what you said, all you did was mumble random nonsense you yourself don't understand the meaning of because you don't understand anything well, you have no self awareness. Subconsciously you just want to not be made fun of or feel bad about it, but you're a pussy who won't talk to real people and find actual acceptance so you stay here where we kick you and you delude yourself into thinking it's fine. You are going to snap and go psycho one day and try to kill people. Go the fuck outside, or find people to talk with on social media, not faceless specters, or hell, talk with fucking AI Deepseek therapists or KYS now instead, all better options. Last (you) from me.
>>569225245I'm not an angry or stressed person so I'm the furthest away from that risk actually. People like you are just disgusting and I wish to see them removed, that's all.
I forgot to log in yesterday. It’s over for me brows…
>>569225519No, I don't think you did. Calm down, I ain't reading all that lol.>>569225553I don't think so. You guys are pressed that I'm not pressed.
was thinking about that silly monkey again i hope he got his osmanthus cakes
Just let Sarahnigger destroy himself in peace. You can't help retards with psychosis
>>569225651Neither of those anons but I'll be nice to you again if you apologize for posting that fantasy that I read solely because you used a depiction of Aria with it
>>569225003I thought I did but I seemed to have left it on my other computer
How long until remi leaks?
>>569224781The amount of characters who need Agent stories is pretty high.Zhu needs one to take the stick back out of her ass about the Siblings lyingYixuan needs one to fix what 2.5 did to herOrphie needs one to be her own character not just the thing carrying Magnus around Nangong needs onePromeia DESPERATELY needs one
>>569225853I am sorry for it. That's what I mean when I say it feels good to confess dark things and thoughts. I feel bad about it. I can't take back what I did, but I did it and I won't lie. I'd rather be able to air it out here than let it fester inside me for the rest of my life like so many people do.
Can anyone tell me what song is playing at 20:57 here?>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NQXY7SyoUdg&t=384s
>>569226132
>>569224202Orphie is about to get kissed!
>>569224016Yes but it's only the format of Special Episodes and not Jane's story directly.Like its extremely absurd that Jane being part of Pubsec was hidden away from Proxies until all the way to AoD patch a year later and nearly cause a break up when she has to take Aria into custody.
>>5692261323 more days
>>569224926If it feels good to get things off your chest then you unironically need to muster up the courage to see a therapist, since they’re paid to listen and given feedback and probably do somewhat want to improve their patients lives, even if it’s only in passing, which is infinitely more constructive than venting here.
>>569226262https://youtu.be/d-uXFH2zbD4
>>569226208Apology accepted have a good night
>>569225704Did somebody say osmanthus cakes?
>>569226429UhhhIs this a trolling attempt?
I aint sorry for SHIT, actually
To offset the doom and gloom, I'm full of hope and dreams
>>569226634
>>569226371This is my therapy. I don't need to pay someone to listen to me. Before therapists, people talked to their friends and family. Luckily I'm blessed to have a brother with his head on his shoulders who I talk to about things in life. He's kept me afloat when I would've gone under. The things I talked about here, I talked about with him. The difference is, he comes from a place of love. He really has helped me out too many times to count. In my teenage years when I really was angry and suicidal, he was my rock, and when I need him, he still is.>>569226590Thanks, you too.
>>569226656Cute healthy dork.
Villian redemption?
>>569226647No, just someone who can't follow instructions. I assumed you linked right to your time stamp
>>569226875Just brushed off all of the anons suggesting to better himself so far from it.
>>569226882Okay?Can someone please tell me what song plays at that timestamp since obviously there's no starting screamo in fucking sonichu shit?
>>569226729Well I am glad you have at least one person you can trust and who genuinely cares about you.
>>569226875I'm just human, bro. I've done things I'm not proud of like most everyone else. I have thoughts I wish I didn't. Difference is I'm willing to face the judgement of others, good or bad, and I accept it. We all fall short, some far further than others. It's through confession and determination to be better that we climb higher. I'll take however many licks I'm due.
Remember anons, tomorrow is another bright day to make progress towards your goals
>>569227286Building Aria and drinking.
>>569226085dw I found it
>>569227286thanks, orphieanon
>>569227286
BUT after all's said and done...we all still love LUCIA Elowen, right...?
>>569226262is this youtuber retarded?
>>569227653I wish I could call myself a faithful companion :(
>>569227454I forgot I had it in some obscure folder on my hard drive
>>569227654I don't careJust tell me the fucking song>kets intentionally underlevels his agents btw
>>569226656Orf rabu!
>>569227442Microsoft invented Ariabots finally?!
>>569226262https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M4DdR-LuodI
>>569227251I just don't like you because you started shit with ariaposter and that guy doesn't hurt anybody
>>569228107Not quite.
>>569228179Me and Aria poster had fun. He also used his TOPS connections to have threads he lost to me in deleted, twice. But no matter, I found it funny. Trying to outpost him was a blast.
>>569228136Giving Aria uppies
>>569228262You guys know that if you tried to molest any of the Agents they could utterly fucking destroy you, right?
>>569228483They simply don't care
>>569228483
>>569228313>spoilerthrice by my count but the truth is youre looking at the wrong ariaposter, that one wouldnt kill
>>569228483If you can get Sunna by surprise, she's just a kid. I think Lucy is also an ez dub because, while she's acrobatic, she doesn't show much gorilla strength, not even in her bat swings. Seed also looks fragile, and Astra is DEFINITELY just a woman.
LycaWise
>>569227865But you are a faithful companion!
>>569228776I didn't pull for her. I didn't swipe. I should've budgeted out food and water. A real faithful companion would have her on his account. I chose Promeia. When I die, Lucia will not allow me to rest by her and Chestnut's side.
>>569228727Just sell me a decent sized bangboo plushie already, dammit.
>>569228909Dialyn butthole
putting an onahole on a decently sized bangboo plushie and banging boos
Anby still supreme
>>569228483But that image looks consensual?
>>569226183basically any character that didn't get a spotlight in the story or an event centered around them
>>569229530Fuck, I'm thirsty. Anby sweat.... give it me.
>>569228483Not if you say "I love you" right before
I need to save rolls for the impending Sunna rerun. Can I survive a week by eating only about 3 bacon wrapped cheese stuffed jalapenos and a can of mr pibb a day comfortably?
>>569229662
>>569228483are we being considered as strangers in this scenario or as the acting proxy
>>569196535we're gonna collab with the backrooms and all the zoomers will become zzzoomers
>>569229993Between Anby and Promeia, who's the better autistic gf? My heart says Anby, but my dick says Promeia. Promeia is also probably loaded.
>>569230038Replacing the baby inside norman reedus with sunna
is there no new event till 3.0?
Sunna and the funky tuna
>>569230257
>>569230268sunna should really wash down there a bit better...got that fish stink
>>569230343what does that involve?
>>569230364Not that kind of funky tuna
>>569230528Nothing really
>>569230114My heart and dick remain loyal to Anby for autism love. Not a difficult choice for me, either. I just enjoy her simplicity.
>>569230564gettin tired of the nothing events so the game can continue being quirky and weird with its in game humor that involves reading a lot of text for 500 polychromesid really prefer if they just like, made the dailies give us 40 more polychromes
>>569230668don't be greedy chud
whoever told me i could use housekeeper cards to do the old content, you're wrong bud. they just rot in my inventory now because i still have to do this hollow zone shit manually for pittance.i dont even know man. im too tired for this shit just to get like 2k+ polychromes which is like 12 pulls
>>569230643I'd have to go with her too, simply because Promeia doesn't have enough going on. Anby is more fun.
Making the Angels of Delusion play Postal 2 and monitoring their playstyles and reactions
this brings me back
>>569230907Using as an excuse to post cool Anby. Much like Promeia, cool Anby i still very sexy.
Piper sloppy kisses
>>569230920>"I just got all of those terrorists Myanager">starts throwing grenades at passersby on the street and laughing
>>569231138Anby is way cooler. Promeia is probably better in bed though.
Me and Bibi broke the bed again
>>569231403It made drinking the Bibi sweat that seeped through the mattress easier, so it's fine.
>>569231316
>>569226634what do these even taste like
>>569231467Weakness.
>>569231350Love me some cool girls being cool.
>>569230920>>569231343Nangong would be a chaotic brat Sunna would be mortified and accidentally kill peopleAria would think she's ACTUALLY killing people and cry
>>569231138Damn she's wearing those TIGHT shorts
>>569231782Give us more A-H0L0 variants.
>>569231782Aria with stealth camouflage like Predator or Grey Fox from mgs1
>>569231782Ultra rare clear color Aria
>>569231634I don't think it would reach doggy style
>>569231926Also cool and sexy, but in a different way..
>>569195382TROOKACOLA>>569196709Wormie cope
>>569232089Sunna peeking the corner because she hears me fingering Aria in the next room and wanted to know how that would even work
>>569232059Probably not, but guys overestimate how much blockage asses cause. For doggy, it really just changes the angle you have to hit, you'll have to lean further back so it's kinda like a hybrid between cowgirl and doggy unless she can bend her ass up enough. For everything else, it's a non issue. Trust me.
>>569232235
>>569232250Only virgin pajeets believe the "ass too big" fad, the pussy is not the asshole.
>>569232391peeks*
>>569232275Smooch
Well?How do you feel?
>>569232145why does a military uniform include a pleated miniskirt
>>569232801KWAB
>>569232801anyone who says the want tv mode back needs to go play the early 1.X story missions in array mode. that'll cure them real quick
>>569222761Is Grace licking a power tool or tonguing a scared Bangboo?
>>569232820Because it pleases me greatly.
>>569223381Doesn't it try to build the 3 best teams? I'm guessing it wanted to put Pinkass with Miyabi/Promeia.
>The AOD YT channel isn't going to get another videoit's heartbreaking
I kissed Sunna and now she thinks she'll get pregnant
and that's how /zzz/ dies, with a pregnant sunna
>>569233471NEVER SAY DIE
I was skeptical about the Sunna rerun then I took a look at last year's Astra Yao rerun. Yeah it fits. 4 patches.
>>569234980
>>569235049Are you AI? This isn't about sales, you retard. It's if Sunna is getting a rerun next patch as the leakers said.
>>569235049friendly fire that anon just posted past banners.>>569234980Yeah it also happened to Ju Fufu. Some characters rerun super fast.
>>569235049you fucked up
>>569235049Easy on the trigger finger cowboy
>>569235049You just posted friendly fire you dumb asshole
I'm going to go up to Yixuan and tell it to her straight, a proper boxer would DEMOLISH her and her silly wimpy martial arts in a fight any day. Doesn't matter what fancy techniques or moves she uses, she would get PUMMELED by some feints leading into jabs to deny her breathing room right before a good right, left, right hook knocks her TF out. I would dare her to prove me wrong. Heck, I'd even box her myself just to show her how much of a boxing victim she is.
i wonder how many polycums 3.0 will get us.
imagine being obol squads commander
>>569235210It's not AI, he fucked up and included his cntrl+v in his post the other day because he's just skimming posts and not reading them so that he can slap a reply as quickly as possible
>>569235591Anon she's probably well versed in pugilism too, she will destroy your ass with one hand behind her back.
sunna wouldn't friendly fire with a machine predictions using ai post..!
Putting razors in Sunna's Halloween candy?
Sunna footjobs
https://youtube.com/shorts/TLYVOqWsq-Q?si=l252emEk_kQLYIa8HSR gets so many cool men while ZZZ gets gooner slopa and only got one cool dude for season 3.
>>569235798No way, in a boxing ring, she'd be driven into the corner and wailed on until she was knocked out. Martial arts can never beat boxing. I would box her to the ground. I would box Ju Fufu and Shunguang and best then up too.
Surgically removing Sunna's foot and putting it back on backwards after she falls asleep
>>569236308
the angels of delusion are inherently associated with low sales and making fun of low sales. I don't make the rules.
>>569236324I notice Pan and Banyue ain't mentioned here
painting sunna's toenails green and pink
>>569236480They're the reason why zzz is dying
Raping salesposters and giving them worms while Sunna watches
Why does Nangong advertise her weak point (belly) so much? You can just tickle her and she's defeated.
Shifu sleeps naked and sometimes does her outdoor morning exercises naked too.
>>569236594Well uhYou know, Yixuan is the Shifu and all and if you beat her then you've already beaten THEM so there's no reason to fight them too, especially not Banyue, not that I COULDN'T beat them...
>>569236773She's powerful and has to make it fair
>>569236308I miss the days when devs pander to gamers instead of self-insert fags.I hope we get someone like manato on version 3.
>>569236834Yeah but Banyue has his own dojo and it's close allies with Yunkui so you've gotta fight him too as tradition dictates. I've gone ahead and contacted him for you
after playin sbilly i kinda miss not rollin on banyue but now hes gonna stay in the trashcan because theres too many things to save for
>>569236834That's cool anon, but before you can take in the head of the dojo, you have to face her students, so step into the ring with Banyue and show us the power of boxing.
>>569237193>>569237252I uh, I can't because uhI left my stove on now excuse me-
The fuck? Norma is NOT that much taller than a bangboo.
>>569237605nobody tell him :)
>be me>fucking with ZZZ chatbot>want to interact with Shungus>the AI literally replaces her with Miyabi instead against my will and forces me to interact with MiyabiShungusbros...? What did it MEAN by that?
>watch the steam trailer for ZZZ>it's 100% season 1 vibes, 0% season 2 vibes
>Meet Sunna in person>She's really mean
>>569237746The superior fox is mogging the inferior one everywhere
