Previous: >>569179462>Global Game NewsTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineLink your account to Cygames iDCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_enCurrent Scenario: Make A New Track aka "Trackblazer"Current Rate Up: Inari One (3*), SSR Sakura Chiyono O, SSR Admire VegaCurrent CM: Gemini Cup - Tokyo Turf 1600m Mile/Left/Spring/Sunny/FirmCurrent Event: The Promised Hour>Schedulehttps://files.catbox.moe/uljfzl.jpg 06/04 - Sweep Tosho (3*), Taiki Shuttle (SSR), Oguri Cap (SR)06/04 - Fuji Kiseki's Showtime Event06/07 - New Legend Races06/11 - Camping Mejiro Dober (3*), Camping Taiki Shuttle (3*), El Condor Pasa (SSR), Matikanetannhauser (SSR)06/11 - Search! Solve! Summer! Story Event06/18 - Air Shakur (3*), Air Groove (SSR), Gold City (SR)06/21 - Cancer Cup - Medium/Right/Summer/Wet/220006/25 - Seiun Sky (3*), Narita Brian (3*), Throne (SSR Group), El Condor Pasa (SR)https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Wedding Manhattan Cafe (3*), Wedding Gentildonna (3*)New Scenario "Rasshai! Tracen-ken" announced>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between servers)Starting guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalRace Analysis Tool & CM Datahttps://hakuraku.moe/umalogsRace Simulatorhttps://umalator.appFind networks if your region is blocked from the gamehttps://www.umavpn.topSeiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUmamusume Birthday Calendarhttps://ウマ娘.攻略.tools/events/birthdayUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyzCustom Stickershttps://schizo.farm/resources/stickersFind borrowshttps://chronogenesis.net/friend_search
I don't want to go to work.
>>569203076No
Satono Falcon?
hellotoday has felt okay, hopefully yours has too
A singular potentially good game.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cW6zBuO7sb4
https://poal.me/ksbsxkhttps://poal.me/ksbsxkhttps://poal.me/ksbsxk
Bright on my kite
No retards and schizos this thread, appreciate it thanks
>>569203162Not particularly, but happy you've been doin well
>>569203116Creek's a pedo
(you) YES (you) WE HAVE ONE MORE SLOT AVAILABLE IN autis/uma/ FOR A DACCHI WHO IS READY TO ENTER THE ZONE AND JOIN OUR COMFY A-A+ RANK CLUBJUST DONT FLATLINEapply here or in game with /uma/ in your bio
Still my proudest achievement in this game. How many of you plat owners can say you've beaten these odds?
Sit down before you open this Autis/uma/ bwos
Digitan LOVE
Mare bloomers...so erotic...
Hey (You)! Are (You) in need of a comfy A+ club for June? Rare Brick (835612678) has one (1) spot for a lucky anon! Just hit your 25mil monthly, and don't completely flatline unless you already finished. We have:>ohayo stickers (and many more!)>shoe wars at reset (mediums only!)>practice partners and room matches for CM>a safe place to complain about the xoguri and vbourbon menaceReply with your ID or apply in game with /uma/ to become unbricked!
https://jiggie.fun/cPxsv4?https://jiggie.fun/cPxsv4
Sex with Uma on the beach.
>>569203319Cute Journey
>>569203246what the fuck
>>569203345woahnot that into tan but she looks nicehopefully she wore a lot of sunscreen
>>569203246>it's realTOPKEK
>>569203376die chatgpt tranny
>>569203246h-he said i-its just to s-s-ay hi... bwahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
>>569203189>rich umaKill yourself
Gold City feet in my mouth
>>569203180>Zero as pre-order bonus
>>569203486>he's poorLmao! Keep seething wagie
>>569203246Danchou ditched the club since we couldn't keep it in A+
>>569203246girlswe got gossip to eat today
>>569203486>poorfag
>>569203246>only 34m made to /uma/clubThis is clearly a personal attack to kill yet another /uma/ club
>>569203570
>>569203246Hold up I was just making shit up it's realm lmao
>>569203246I will atone with my life if my autisdacchis demand it.
>>569203319>>569203350No
>>569203558>mid watching of the trailer>you spoiled the surpriseFUCK YOU BUT ALSO HOLY SHIT BASED
>tfw forgot to bring power sparks>tfw didnt get groundworkits oper...
Ok good night anons make sure to get it all out of your systems by the time I wake up tomorrow
>>569199864/v/ermin should get the fuck OUT, I will post the chrono of all of you until you all stop shitting up the threads.>>>/vm/
>>569203345valid
>>569203774Shut the fuck up nigger. At least he plays the game
>>569203246they cant keep getting away with it.....
>>569203839we're not dead yet bwo...
Ichigo daifuku..!
>>569203246my, who could have seen this coming
>>569203246>dancho betrayed his cute kouhais to sell out to the most soulless club that exists>so he could get a couple hundred extra free carets per monthremember this is how much you were worth to him.
Did you know there are three kinds of umas?
>>569203180Literally the only good game, and we already knew about it. The entire thing was a sham.
>>569203774he's right tho our rooms suck ass
>>569203897Your danchou gave up on you losers. Biggest cuck club
>>569203839>my club got taken off the imagephew we've escaped...
>>569203962>Biggest cuck clubbut enough about bricked
>>569203623>try this with keb>he quits the game insteadmaybe i judged him too harshly....
>>569203623Didn't they reject a guy because they think 50m isn't enough? This is weird indeed. Maybe something is going on behind the scenes on dicksword or reddit
>>569203905Fuck off Umama.
>>569204016you're not relevant anymore ever since you recruited those randoms, bricked
One day I'll actually play an AC game. I'm told it's basically just a Gundam game, but the Gundams are planes.
WHY IS EVERYTHING CATBOX DEAD AAAAAAA DEATH TO THE ANTI CHRIST AND DEATH TO AI!I want to fuck Helios and Palmer so bad holy shit
>>569203486
>>569204086It's a discord club of course there is backend chat
>>569204171>retarded gyarusNo
>>569204038>instantly raped
>>569204075he chose death before dishonor... keb... my forever danchou...
>>569204276Retarded gyaru are the hottest, easiest to fuck as well
I love Rice
Can't stop thinking about Stego.
>>569204393>full of AIDS from ugly bastards
>>569203102You have to go to work so you can take a week off when the time comes.
>>569204276Helios is less retarded and more just a gigazoomer. Vapid, short attention span, constantly seeking social media attention, etc.
>>569204475well you shouldnt
>>569203902cute
>>569204075The danchoucord is real???
>>569204503Sounds like a INCEL PROBLEM, FAGGOT!
>>569204480I can but when I do think it's always sex
>>569204551Benzocarbazole was always part of /uma/clubcord. You would know since you are in bwo
i like ayaybers
>>569204480
>>569204384I miss him...not really
>>569203246
>>569204709Lore behind this?
thank goodness>>569204692me too
>>569204480Stego cute
>>569204678I'm not in any /uma/cords
>>569204795fukken explooooooooooooooode
>>569204780apparently Point Flag's first fuck was Fuji or he did it first idk
>>569204795>luckfag AND whaleDisgusting
There are two slots open in HonseFun for a couple active anons that want to chill out over the sumemr
>>569204795bricked guts
Wall of Shame:Ulle - ex - 2MA・ヤヤヤPandre - ex - BasashiHydrops - ex - 2MA・ヤヤヤMARo - ex - Uma&CoUmama - ex - Rare BrickOJ - ex - 2MA・ヤヤヤnyo... - ex - 2MA・ヤヤヤNana - san - ex - 2MA・ヤヤヤNash - ex - AlmondLoveDaji - ex - ButtSweatBenzocarbazole - ex - Autis/uma/
I always buy glowsticks because Danchou will be happy but I'll never tell
>>569203246Can someone from Umafia give me a tldr on this? I read some threads ago that he'd be coming in to say hi but now danchou is talking about July in CC?
>>569205049
>>569205262DEGLOVED
nishino cute
Dig here, Windy!*unzips pants*
>>569203756>front runner operanani the fuck?
wwydfinal speed WITHOUT any more trainings would be 1181I'm thinking clicking wit here then hope for at least ONE stray... but even missing 5 speed doesn't matter much. would be 1314 vs 1320
>>569204780they probably sired children with the same mare, which is really fucking common for prolific sires (which they both are). you could make the same comic with lots of different uma characters, and even include the mare (e.g., sei/taiki/flower)
>>569205610You shall always be the greatest poster of all
Did autis/uma/ fail danchou or danchou failed autis/uma/
nig here, Windy!*smacks lips*
>>569205746I would tell you to shut the fuck up umama
>>569205615her unique skill reads like it works great if theres multiple front runners so i guess that toreina might be onto something
>He isn't loyal
>>569206001my loyalty died when the new danchud fucked up the club
Is the DAAAAAAAAAAAAAHBY the most prestigious race in Japan, or is it just the one people meme about? I mean it's only 1 of 3 needed for the Triple Crown
>>569205179It sounds like he got burnt out from Danchou duties. I think he used to farm a lot before MANT so I would be happy if he stays in the club
>>569204883>cuckshit
>>569205846Neither. Or I’d like to think so. Cygames failed Umamusume.
79217677Last minute CM14 races
>>569205746okay kinda was the most non-gamble of all time but fun to think about still
>>569206106There's 3 "big" races in Japan>the Dahby>Japan Cup>Arima Kinen
>>569202979>>569204940We actually aren't asking. you WILL join our club and you WILL have fun. Shoot us your id (heh) and join up
>MANTBlazer benefits from racing as many G1s as possible>MANTBlazer where guts is busted so umas with speed and power growth can abuse it>MANTBlazer where where you start out significantly weaker and need skills that are "if losing, win">MANTBlazer where Triple Crown gives bigger bonuses than Tiara, but you need easy access to recovery skills to reliably win it so most are forced into TiaraThe grey monster can't keep getting away with this...
>>569206001my old club (non-/uma/) basically died and is now a D-ranked shithole with only two active players
I mean, if Umas population is the same as the population of horses in our world, Uma is fewer than 1% anyway.
>>569204241>dicksword or redditThere is none of that>Didn't they reject a guy because they think 50m isn't enough?Did not know this though if true that is a little strange since 30m is nothing now so whats up with that?
>>569206491I think the main issue is going from /uma/ club from another thread club
>event that can potentially give Fast Learner>doesn't give itEvery time
>>569206427But I'm already in an /uma/ club....
Staygold is ugly boring trash spammed by one retarded faggot who decided to spend 6 months of his life spamming an ugly whore that no one actually cares about. Mentally ill people need to be committed.
>>569206301Taishin was a mistake94303691
>>569206602>Whats up with thathmmmm i wonder how they messaged each other
>>569206427I can't help but nyotice that the dancho blowjob is absent from the recruitment post this time.....
>>569206473you dont need recovery skills to win the crown. i raw dogged the crown route yesterday on cheer halo with 350 stamina and 600 guts. and by that i mean she won tenno sho spring.
Looks like my superiority has caused some controversy
the Autis/uma/ danchou was the /uma/club alt all along, what the fuck!?
>>569206106internationally speaking the Japan Cup is the highest rated race if you didn't win that you're a fraud racist
>>569205870>PLAYING THE GAME!? SHUT THE FUCK UP FAGGOT
>realizing my wit facility was still lvl 1 in the second to last twinkle race
>>569206686The worst part is this event shows up EVERY SINGLE RUN for me with Taishin, and I still never get the skill without buying the fucking hat.
>>569206829I got the super creek rival on both kikuka sho and tenno sho spring
every fucking club has a discord. for some of them its more secret.>b-but my heckin 4chan approved super ethical anonymous club doesnt!yes it does. you just arent invited.
>>569206686it's like 5%, really low
>>569206602>Did not know this thoughjust go through the archive. it was the dude who fucked up the danchou race made the anon cancel it>There is none of thatthen how did they communicate each other so he "can go and say hi"? if someone can point the posts regarding this it will help
>>569207075im the danchou of my club... we dont have one...
>>5692067496/9Please join....IM SORRY FOR RUNNING A TRIPLE FRONT TEAM ITS EITHER THIS OR OPEN LEAGUE DON'T MAKE ME GO BACK THERE I DON'T WANT TO IT WASN'T MY CHOICE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASEEEE DONT LEAVE MR ALL ALONE IM AORRRRRY
>>569206835Kill yourself tranny
I don't care for Stay Gold.
CM14/Gemini room: 52681551graded, normal mood.just want to see what my last-minute aces do. anyone from piggies to procrastinating shitters like myself, everyone welcome.
Why do I continue playing this game even though it makes me miserable? I spontaneously burst into tears multiple times a day when I think about how my trainees are all lesbo
umama melty
>>569206810it was already claimed, I have to come up with another sign-on bonus>>569207075Honsefun is 100% dickcord free and ethical
>still worse than my other onewhat the hell, man
>>569207132>ITS EITHER THIS OR OPEN LEAGUE DON'T MAKE ME GO BACK THEREWhat's wrong with Open Ligue?
>>569206749There are two wolves inside youBahbin Potential Uma28043990
>>569207169Based
I'm eating a watermelon can I eat the seeds
うまむすび
>>569207157Kill yourself redditor that doesn't play video games
a flower crown of gratitude. how sweet.
>>569207354Open League*
>>569207479yea
>>569207479Eat enough and you can use Seed Spit as an attack.
im not even sure why are anons so disgusted of the idea of using discord they act like its gonna ruin their life and make them gay (they already are)its just a fucking group chat that doesnt suck thats all it is you dont have to use it for anything else other than to send a message to your danchud or the other niggers in it
>>569207512>>569207582Ok I'm gonna swallow them instead of spitting
>Umama here>schizos herenyoooticing
>>569207402psst... check your invites bwo...
cm15986726419867264198672641
>>569207402*insert Maya pic here*39096454>>569207354Nothing it was just really boring desu
got my 9* stam parenttoo bad she got fucking PACE CHASER pink. digitan never pace chases. I am distraught
Whenever I see my trainee talking to her rival crush I feel this searing pain in my chest. It affects my sleep and appetite. Suicidal thoughts cloud over everything else.
Kill all V tards
>>569206994I have every uma who won the derby available in global and plan to collect the rest so TRUE
>>569206195this is literally it. when you're danchou you have to deal with so much extra bullshit that isn't playing the game. its what keeps killing danchous, the thread doesn't get that. the UC dancho just said basically said "hey you're chill, come take it easy with no quota & no responisbilities for a while since no one is going to join us apparently anyway">>569206602>>569207075>>569207119i'm too lazy but you can find the posts where they communicated in the threads, they seem to get along well. /uma/ club doesn't have a cord and neither does HonseFun, Autism/uma/, UMADash, nor Umasumi
>>569207657not everyone was born after 2010 like you
>Dumb Falcon with S dirt>a really good dirt racer>SMART Falcon made to be S turf>an unstoppable goddess that you have to build cheese strats to counter a normal build
god I wish Mejiro McQueen was real
uma for this non-schizophrenic or V tard feel?
>>569207284the child-demon herself.another CM14/gemini room: 65303899graded, normal mood.just testing some last-minute aces.
>>569207657discord records your mic, every file, every application, your desktop, your webcam, your credit card info, your SSN, your cock size, every keypress at all times and sends it straights to Palantir.Uma musume, pretty dherbay
>>569207917/uma/ club 100% has a discord
>>569207657 you are right in the sense that it isn't evil on its own. But its a symptom of the small internet phenomena. taking away traffic from forums and image boards and slowly killing them. Kids today just get groomed on discord instead of reading storytimes on /co/ like I did when i was a teenager 10yrs agouma musume
>>569207917sounds like cope if you cant find proof. dicksword fr
>>569207773So fast I almost didn't even catch Taishin on my screen54164090
>>569208031*wish granted*she wants absolutely nothing to do with you
>>569207975hoeh...
>>569208102This, except Uma Musume, sweepy and Hachimi do literally the same thing.
>>569207119>>569207917At least this>>568501803 Pretty sure there was more the day before and/or after
/uma/ is quite enlightened it seems. More or less final results.
>>569208126front loaded rooms are so aids
>>569207657You don't need a group chat with your club members
>>569208137that's fine it'd be cool just to see her run very fast or on da big screen at a baseball game
>>569207657I don't like discord from the standpoint of it's a lazy option for having actual websites. Simply as a chat or voicecomms option I don't care about, but I don't want literally everything to become a discord page.
>>569207657its not that it turns me gay. its that it takes the community out of the thread and puts it somewhere else. if some general has an official discord it has a tendency to become an ingroup clique and the thread becomes a wasteland. all the silliness and whimsical anonymous banter is channeled into a secret place nobody can see. the only people left in the general are schizos and newcuties which ends up killing the game's presence here.
>people totally wouldnt lie about being trash poster and schizophrenicah yes
TamaLove doesn't have a discordit cant. they would've told me.
>>569208226obviously Oguri cap is a cute and honest horse, she would go "huh?" or ask for headpats if you ask her anything outside of running really fast
>>569207975barbin sniped turf s mile s falco in the corners here >>569207402
WHY THE HECK DOES LEAGUE SELECTION TAKE SO HECKING LONGJUST START THE FUCKING CM ALREADY CY GAYYYYMES
>>569207657People aren't mad that it's a program that replaced Skype/Mumble/Vent. People are mad that it's replaced forums and posts on mod pages
Any statisticians in the audience tonight? How is it statistically possible that Tracen has zero het students?
>>569208126Supercar-san....I kneel...39323669>>569208227That's how it is on this bitch of a racetrack
>>569208219ok this at least says something
>>569208468I still haven’t done my third ace
oh sweet predictions are enabled for cm14 room matches
Nishino qt
>>569208104>>569208125How does that even make sense? It's not like the autis/uma/ Danchou would have been in the /uma/club discod even if it did exist.Both the danchous either talked here or they know each other from somewhere and messaged each other
>"He used a master cleat?">"make him waste 3 clocks"
>>569207975works irl
>>569208523>People are mad that it's replaced forums and posts on mod pages90% of the people who bitch about that are also the ones that say those forums were full of powertripping faggot mods and insane levels of groupthink (which they were). Nothing is stopping those people from posting on GameFAQs right now is they miss that culture so much, it's still alive there.
ryan LOVE
>>569208532everyone including (You) is naturally bisexual and only thinks otherwise because of societal constraints or childhood trauma. umas do not have this mental illness.
>>569207917all of those clubs have discords. also so does mambo.
>>5692077126/9!
>>569203246I'm from autis/uma/ and this is the funniest shit everWell done, ex-danchou
>>569208709
>>569208459>Oguri Cap as in lieing and dishones
>alll 5 clocks used on Tenno Sho Spring>McQueen cucks me into 2nd place all 5 timesBut how...
Two days is too long a wait for Sweepy!I want her NOW!!!YADA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>569208651>they know each other from somewhere and messaged each otherokay and where would they message
>>569208692People don't want to actually to revive the past, they just want to complain about the future
>>569207657we are just contrarian, probably more than half of the thread use it
>>569208795have the updated one, bwo
>>569208051chocolate bourbon with a very comfortable win. also, an anon with a very soulful lineup.CM14/Gemini room: 92318014going to see if i can win a single room.
whiffed TTL again awardseriously I have capped wit this should not be happening oftenuncap this shit already
>>569208104they don't, but you're free to post that inspect element spoof someone made a while back and pretend its real>>569208125i'm not a pro or anti discord shitflinger. you can just read the recruitment posts of every club and they tell you themselves, or say nothing or that they do have one >>569208392 prime example. it's not a necesity so its not a default. but like i said i don't give a shit and the thread can argue back and forth about who has one and who doesn't for all i care
>>569208861That's not the point, the danchous having a personal discord account =/= /uma/club has a discord
>>569208938cap yourself
>>569208539>6 Fronts>Taishin just zooooooooooms past themhttps://youtube.com/watch?v=eVTXPUF4Oz440800116
>>569203246Autis/uma/ was a setup from the start. Few remember autisdanchou's first avatar... all becomes clear after you do
is there a reason why the club rentry lists these non-/uma/ clubs?
I havent bought a new game in years. they charge you $30 to deliver pre-orders now
>>569208909okay I will
I hate waiting for a Fedex package it's like an 80% chance you get a shitty driver who will just slap a note on your door without even making an attempt to deliver.
>>569209005i'll wait a bit before joining to see if you get someone else. it's been like 4 rooms in a row with the 3 of us
>>569208692Oh also I forgot the big one which is the entire reason people post on 4chan rather than other places and why shit like tripfags/namefags are looked down upon: because in oldschool forums more importance is placed on who the person is saying the thing rather than what's being said because having a profile attached to your post comes with reputation
>>569209052they poach people from here
>>569209052RICE VILLAIN
>>569209035It was actually Rudolf.
>>569209052shut up incel no one cares for your retarded secrit club garbage
>>569207712508792505087925050879250
you get isekai'd to Tracen but you have to be an umawould you?
>>569209181i'd fuck so many trainers.
>>569209181yeah im an autogynephile
>>569209181not a tranny, or a self diagnosed depressed wanna be incelso no
>>569208692you can go look at reddit right now to see how cancerous a forum is. people crawling through your post history to find a reason to dismiss anything you say instead of actually talking to you, etc. etc. 4chan is UNIRONICALLY the best way to just fucking talk to people online, the death of anonymity everywhere is a curse and it's definitely intentional.
>>569207917>>569208219Youre the only one that linked any posts at all so I believe you. im not gonna go searching for all of it though. If its just to say hi meh thats fine but if hes gonna stay its prob not the best idea if hes already burnt out either way nbd. As usual it was a nothingburger
>>569209181fuck no
>>569209156oh, i bricked your room. sorry :(
>>569209005Undeniable...63551843
>>569209156326880573268805732688057>>569209181easiest decision ever
>>569209349yeah but on 4chan you can gaslight freely
>>569209269Curren...
>>569209349People liked old forums specifically because attaching a name to your posts was a form of gatekeeping, it was really hard to shit up a place and ruin the culture when everyone knows who you are. Say what you want about Resetera, because it is a shithole, but it is one where its "core values" will never change because they can identify and oust anyone trying to change it.
>>569206195Why did the nigga even a make new club in the first place to abandon it so soon
>>569209127Yes, it's all an elaborate joke
CM14/Gemini: 92318014need one (1) more set of racers.
>>569209181NoI wouldn't get to fuck the director
>>569207975>Frontrunner that gets prudent positioning and has a midrace-straights unique is actually very strong when her unique puts her first before you get into the corners which are 75% of the midrace and are obscenely aids to overtake innot even with corner OO spam and PoC activating at the right moment
>>569203095not yet
>>569209547autisuma has been around since last year
7 and everyone becomes an Uma
hey guys rate my OC's team they're called Team Nefarious and they're kind of like normal umas but evil:Sakura Bakushin XMarvelous MondayLe Condor PasseLand GrooveCurren Chan
>>569209423why do I bother getting hesitant pace chaser if it refuses to activate869264178692641786926417
>>569209717
>>569209052Our sin is participating in a dancho race, and a schizo shitting up five threads in a row about it
>>569208392We don't have a discord. Why else would the danchou types up walls of text in the terrible in-game chat instead of just saying "check discord"
Ryanfag is the true king that will lead autisanons to glory after all if they survive somehow, losing 5 members + danchou is a hard blow
>>569209420>a Front actually outran TaishinHoooooly>Turf & Mile S FalkoStacked....31554552
>>569209101stop wasting your money on bad dragons
>>569209835Bricked survived and came out stronger
>>569209534right. i don't mind it honestly if everyone can just keep their hands to themselves and talk like human beings, but it seems like once people get the opportunity to examine your social credit score they simply cannot resist. i dont like the schizo insanity that we get here but i'm willing to put up with it simply because the alternative is so bad.
>hey guys rate my OC's team they're called Team Nefarious and they're kind of like normal umas but evil:>Curren Chan
>>569209835Ryanfags know how to deal with ugly situations so they'll be fine
do you guys think twin turbo would say nigger all the time?
>>569202979B+ club Basashi (850734315) is now under new management and is looking for new members as well.We're very chill, no drama or any of that bullshit. Just log in, and don't flatline. If for some reason you wont be able to log in for a period of time just let me know in advance.Send an invite request to 850734315 with /uma/ in your profile or reply to this post with your ID and I'll send you an invite.Join today and I'll give you the antidote.
>>569209717SHIRAOKI-SAMA......!!!!!!!!1
>>569209717>>569209796Good...
>>569209985Good post
forever my kingu
shortstack has a couple of openings for any /uma/s interested in a B+ club. No fuss club, just trade shoes and log in so you get your monthly stimmy. Liking big tits is a plus.Post here or apply with /uma/.
>>569203187nice kite, anon
when mambodancho wants to talk to me he just sends me a letter ingame in the Umail...
>>569209767slotting in other ayabby, two more147314581473145814731458
>>569209614a 6front, 4end lobby. i suppose that's fairly common. very fortuitous procs for me and still barely won, this cm will be painful. thank you for joining and testing.
>>569210058
>>569209985Nigers are required to say it.
>>569203187i'm sorry the dumb thread drama made me miss this sovlful post. nice kite anon.
>>569209349>the death of anonymity everywhereBut we weren't anonymous before, we just used fake names. Just because we were told to never use our real names online in the early 2000s, pre-4chan, doesn't change that we absolutely built up personas about ourselves and threw weight around because "I've been here longer and have more posts than you"
>>569210257I must admit that I AI-generated it, so it's just a silly post and not an actual kite
>>569209887>fucking Corner Connoisseur perfect procced No wayyyyy70823668
>>569210242cuties for the cutie
how exactly do horse jockeys even work? are they just mercenaries that work for whoever pays them the most?
>>569203187holy based anoncute Bright, cute kite
Now I feel terrible for leaving my club even if I can't stand one single minute of mant anymore... yes it was autis/uma/
>>569210058forever my kigu...
>>569210158lasty last585056495850564958505649
>>569210425For you? I was 2nd place and it was just a touch too early
>>569209935Not for nothing but this just makes you sound like you're either a zoomer, or you were not a heavy internet user in the pre-4chan days. I was a fairly big name poster from 2002-2005, and I disagree. GameFAQs forums never actually "went to shit". If you already liked the site, it's basically one of the only places on the internet that's the same place it was 20 years ago, a claim even 4chan can't make. If you always thought the mods were powertripping faggots and the user were lame posers who would win arguments by saying "yeah well I've been here longer", nothing has changed in that regard. The worst thing that happened was a change in aesthetics, it's not like people stopped making FAQs. I went back fairly recently and it's amazing how it's the same overly elitist assholes it always was. There's an image of 2 different polls of the day from 2 different eras of GameFAQs asking users what their age was, and the 14-19 range and 30-35 range were the dominant in the 2 polls with enough time between for you to do the math and realize it's the same group of people, they never left.I know some of you will probably try and make this about politics but it's ultimately not, it's that GameFAQs attracts a very certain kind of asshole and if you never break out of that mindset, you'll never leave. It is a very specific kind of forum millenial user, and these people all talk the same and have a form of smugness that makes them think they're better than everyone else. According to my profile I stopped regularly posting in 2011. I managed to leave, but apparently a lot couldn't.
Test
>>569210560d-delete this...
>>569210556Not really your fault. MANT is to blame.
>>569209985i do
>>569195397http://poal.me/szyz37>vast majority is anons claiming shitposting doesn't affect their uma opinionswhat a crock of shit, if anyone posts they like Gold Ship, or NTR, etc it's guaranteed (You)'s screaming at them for shit taste, tons of >Teio's reputation will never recoveryou all are a bunch of liars and you sicken me
>>569210629ban evasion is against the rules
>>569203187Umazing kite!
>>569209181I'm allowed to choose the uma?
>>569210592Did they fuck?
>>569209985I don't care what she said, I'm still training her
you wouldn't have sex with teio
>>569210696golshi shitposts just make me dislike golshi shitpostersthey don't change my opinion on the uma
>>569209349On another hand we have like 10+ schizos now and its becoming hard to talk to anyone properly even at slow times. Its still the best but it is only marginally better. Just this thread I had several schizos reply to me and only 1 actual reply>>569209935>but it seems like once people get the opportunity to examine your social credit score they simply cannot resistUnironically all that is exactly what people are doing here and not just schizos with their name calling obsessions but the drama sisters too
>>569210159is saber for (you)
BUY INTENSE GAZE ON YOUR END CLOSERS NOW
>>569210520basically yes, but eventually, when they work very frequently with the same horse or trainers, it’s very common for them to stay in one place
>>569210425Perhaps I should drop FalkoEven with me autism resetting for Fujin unique as extra late race it's not enough...65410297>>569210608Well you zooooomed straight past Falco so seemed good to me
>>569209835we're at 29/30 atm
>>569210696>what a crock of shithow so?whenever there's a problem usually a small minority of posters are to blame (and 17% is still a lot all things considered)
>>569210878all ends get it from MrCock&Balls, they should all have it.
>>569210868uhhh what happened to the maru
>>569210614gamefaqs is not really what i was thinking about when i made that post. i know old forums were just stupid cult of personality shitfests, i distinctly remember people trying to tell me to shutup because some point i was arguing against was "a settled matter on these forums." I posted on Neoseeker and the IGN VNboards (lol) but I'm pretty sure it was the same everywhere. I just don't remember people crawling through each other's posts being like "this u?" instead of arguing. Yeah, they just pulled rank instead, I guess it was easier, but for some reason that feels less offensive to me.
>>569210967i forgot because i always pick the recovery option since rivals seem to shit out intense gaze hints
>>569210878i can't believe having a rival really is the strongest buff an uma can get
>>569210696Everyone loves Teio regardless of how fat and gay her posters are.
>>5692105766/9!
>>569210868>is this funny dog seibah for you
>>569210696>Gold ShipYou didn't win. It's not a problem of taste as much as it's a lack of sovl desu.Pick a honest style and repent.
>>569210863>we have 10+ schizosdoubtful, there's probably one or two, and the rest of the 'drama' is just shitstirring faggots who think it's funny to pretend to be outraged at whoever the fuck umama isit is known that schizo shitposters hunger for attention most of all. If it is denied, they will go somewhere else, eventually. It's a simple truth, one that simply requires you to NOT do something, and not doing something is the easiest thing to do. But few anons are willing to do that, so here we are.
>>569211082Because reddit is much less of a closed ecosystem than traditional forums, anyone can make a new subreddit. That encourages that kind of combing that doesn't exist when there's only X number of places to post on a forum.
i found them, the wit weights
>>569210878I was the other Taishin, that duel at the end was kino
>>569210878ROFL I noticed that....>sweepy has gold version of this skillSweepy bros???
>>569211116not me, TEIO HATE
>>569211173>V is back already
thoughts on the EVIL big company umas
post umas from other gachas
>>569211210wit is stored in the mane
>>569211165I've never won a CM with Gold Ship you colossally fucking retarded sack of shit, I've won one (1) CM, and that was luckshitting with Seiun Sky on Aries against Hoguris that didn't have Medium S. you are exactly the sort of shitty poster I was talking about
>>569211210how does this make them smarter?
dober posters getting uppity
>>569210878do you also use hachimi
>it's been 2 hours and nobody posted Sweepy pulls
>>569209052Theres a difference between recruiting from discord and having a discord for club because the ingame chat is horse shit and this thread are filled with gaslights
I like Gold Ship
dober shut up and fellate my phallus right now
>>569211376>I've never won a CM with Gold ShipSo you've tried.
>>569211450
>>569211450bwo... you're fuarking retarded
>>569211450you don't play the game
>>569211082Right but my point is the irony in people bitching about how discord "replaced" oldschool forums misses the point that the people on discord exact almost exactly the same as people did on those forums. They yearn for a past they would hate if it existed today because they have far less tolerance for being a smug insufferable faggot online than they used to have. We know this because the people who still are into that, just use discord now.
>>569210920Finemo from downtown 56147446
>>569211486me too
>>569211486Based
>>569206587not even the whole horse population but the racehorse population
So are they just giving us 3 free clocks a day for the rest of MANT or something?
>>569211173>>569210863yeah i don't think it's 10+, for actual dedicated schizos it's probably 2 at most. It's 4chan so we just have a lot of giggling copycats trying to stir the pot for (You)s. The age old adage "don't feed the trolls" is still true to this day.I think the drama is funny and I intentionally contribute to it sometimes. Having discords silo away every anon into a secret place is bad, but this game having a ton of permanently small groups competing for members in the thread together is amazing.
Tell me about umadash danchouWhy does he love to shitpost so much?
Uma for this feel?
>>569211486based
>>569211695nyes, you can freely spam clocks now
Me and the bestie!
>>569211742just pick any tittymonster
>>569211742hishi amazon
frontfags should stop joining rooms wtf, every practice room have 6 fronts. fuck you falco
>>569211795sex with both of these
>>569211486She's my heckin quirk chungus gf
>>569206835getting stego preggo
>>569211779ebayan doesn't count since they are shades not real glasses and transcend
>>569211795
>>569211376I never used GoldShip and I have 10 cm wins
>>569211460>tfw we don't have a B+ cupcake baking clubi thought we baked /uma/?
>>569211779sexsexsexsexkill, murder, death, give my dog for foodmega sexULTRA SEXsexSEX MARRY BABY MAKING>>569211816this anon gets it
>>569210576thank you for joining <3I'll just trust the umalator and stick with this ayabby...really not sure what I can do with my fronts though
>>569211832Currenbro...
>>569211413with them they know how to race efficiently
>>569211695there are your 200 clocks bwo
$20 USD for an all-plat, multi-SSR reroller Sweep Tosho bot account with all crystals, books and massive resources stockpiled
>>569211486many are saying this
>>569211642yeah the social dynamics are really similar. isn't it funny seeing zoomies complain about mod abuse and hidden channels and social drama in DMs? takes me back. but the issue isn't so much the social dynamics i think, it's literally just that discords are usually invite only. even if you never posted and just lurked, never even made an account, you could see forums usually. discords are exclusive and people don't like being excluded.
I train the unpopular uma no one likes. Who's my trainee?
>>569212032does she eat her vegetables tho
>>569211795This is what it looks like when you censor anons names befoe posting room results
>>569211298
>>569211651If this was a CM loss I would've been screaming my lungs out in anger25690305
>>569212092Nice Nature. Everyone (rightfully) hates Nice Nature.
i like gold ship
dew i read the gold shiip manga?
>>569212092yaeno mutakijordanhishi amazonvodka
>>569212092Winning Ticket
>>569211552Yes, I ran Gold Ship in CMs like Gemini 1.0. And I did ok too, despite having a dogshit deck and no Kitasan and no Creek, made to B finals. I like Gold Ship. She's fun to train and is still a bit competitive, though that's about to end when CB releases.
>>569211486high IQ post.
I sexually like Gold Ship
>>569212092opera.
>>569211709>we just have a lot of giggling copycats trying to stir the pot for (You)sI like the way you put it, makes me chuckle
>>569212083>even if you never posted and just lurked, never even made an account, you could see forums usually.Unless it was those times of the year when SA would paywall even lurking, not just posting to get people to shell out the 10 bucks to make a forum account.
*does exactly one URA run to read through Inari One's regular career*what the FUCK
>>569212092Air Groove
i like gold ship :]
MANT is tearing this place apart
>>569211292nothing could make me hate No Reason. dude showed up, aura farmed once, and shit his pants every other day of his life.
>>569212481if it makes you upset just some some shitty parents on your story mode runs
ayabby!
>>569212535wrong>>569212587ayabber
>>569212184Someone give me a reason why I shouldn't put Falkos jobber arse on the bench & run Front Pasa instead in her place93418156
>>569212581I didn't even use a borrow
>>569212543Based
>>569211986I think Fronts will struggle to win without a runaway to boost them
>>569212548YES IT IS
>>569212543I sometimes forget he's still alive.
>>569212531>>569212587we totally mega hate you here
>>569212614Thanks for the room, I'll be back in full force next days for rooms
>>569212548Grand Live will save us
>>569211165you only think golshi isn't sovl because she happens to be strongcope and seethe
>>569212543
>>569212134Nyes.
SHOW ME YOUR TEAM! LETS HAVE A BUONO AND FUN CM!
>>569212724Did her descendants steal her tits?Not complaining
>>569212548Lisa!>>569212724OyakodonSex with SpeedSex with LunaSex with TeioUltimate three generational Oyakodon
>>569212724awooga adult female woman
>>569212614I'm not kidding here someone actually give me reasons whyGETTING FIRST DOESN'T MATTER IF YOU CANT HOLD THE LEADFront Pasa seems better in every way13631318
>>569212686i don't, i love that he's still around and kicking and that he has a dedicated sperm draining attendant.but daiwa scarlet still being alive DOES surprise me everytime i'm reminded.
What is your opinion on Curren's thighs?
>>569212640mayhaps...will get to finals either way but these scrims are rough. time to highroll>>569212701hi
>>569212265Good luck next time then.
my first UG grinding for cm15
>>569211107Didn't you watch Cinderella Gray?!
>>569213025Delicious and I need my face and crotch inbetween them
>>569213038why isn't gaylo brown too.....
>>569212992It's because Scarlet is at a private ranch that doesn't allow visitors so you only know something if they say something. It's the opposite of Doto-san where they regularly update us because of the nonprofit he's attached to.
>>569213038RELEASEWHEN
>>569212576
>>569212839I could rebuild Biwa for Mile S but this has actually been working out okay in rooms so I don't know
>>569212968front el was good in cm3 which is what this cm is a rerun ofit was before the early mechanics update, thoughfalco's unique isn't as strong now that smaru and vbourbon are outwith mant you have many more people able to get dd/pp/wit combo (or just use falco card)falco just lost a lot of her advantages
>Ace Combat 8 coming out near the holiday seasonI've never played any Ace Combat, where do I start? 3 or 4?
Am I bricked for this cm if I don't use NTR's card for firm course?
I love my beautiful wife Tachyon
>>569212968INARI FROM THE TOP ROPE58627150
>>569213320start with 8
>>569212968falco is objectively the strongest front this cm if built properlythankfully, she's a dumb orb so it's easier to just mutate The Pasa instead
>>569212576Is it farming if you only do it once? More of a flash in the pan moment innit?
>>569213378INARI ONE'S FIRST ROOM MATCH WIN EVER FOR MEWOOOOOOOO
>>569213332nah. fcm is relatively low priority. it just happens to be attached to the strongest speed card in the scenario so it's kind of an easy pickup
jiggie desuwa
>>569213332No, it's not that good on short tracks
>>569211779don't forget about her!
>>569213545Isn't power more important than speed on shorter tracks because realistically you won't have time to reach max speed anyway?
>>569213560Who?
when we get Girls Legend U song?
>>569213320>where do I start?If you plan on playing all of them you should start from 3, JP version. There's a translation patch so there's no need to play the gutted out western version.
>>569213378I have made up my mind & Falko is going on the bench42056911
>>569209101And of course the stupid fucking spic driver decided not to bother delivering. I cannot wait for clankers to replace these shit delivery drivers.
>>569213668https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=no9GJ0R3od8
>>569213680Sounds good to me, I'll look into thisIn exchange, I offer a Mihono Bourbon
>>569213734How does Umama always join instantly
>>569212724god i wish adult women were real
>>569213320The PS2 trilogy is a good place to start, Ace Combat 3 takes place in the far future so its not connected to them. You can start with 4, then 5, then Zero (Zero is a prequel). They haven't been remastered so I'd recommend running them on pcsx2. Ace Combat 6 has recently been recompiled so you can download the 360 iso file and follow the steps to play it on PC. Ace Combat 7 gets deep discounts on steam and the summer sale will start near the end of the month. If you want to play Ace Combat 3 too then pick a ps1 emulator and download the translated version. I also recommend checking out Project Wingman and its dlc, its a very solid alternative to Ace Combat.
>>569213807sometimes he joins 2ndprobably just mashes updates on the general
>>569212535air groove is cute!cute!!
>>569213863>Ace Combat 6 has recently been recompiledNANI!?Seeing all the random n64, GB or GC stuff being decompiled is one thing, but a 360 game?
>>569213734Good idea. Faruko wouldn't be able to win in the CM anyway~
