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DANCHOU LEFT US!!!!!
I want to nut irresponsibly inside Rudolf
A new club during MANT?Yes that's right ExcelUma is looking for members.Are (You) someone who>casually plays the game but wants to win CMs>plays in Open League>a place for Open discussion>into spreadsheet autismthen ExcelUma (3/30) is the club for (You)there will be gibs this month but as to how much you'll get and where the club will place is still unknownplease reply with your ID or have /uma/ /vg/ in your profile to identify yourself.Club ID588536995
>>569241746Based
>>569241804She'd make you be responsible about it.
wa[/spoile]hey
We all LOVE Daiwa Scarlet
I want to fuck granny's cute feet
>>569241883
>>569241746This uma alt activates my parent nutbladder like no other whenever she comes out I'll not be able to not roll for her.Kinda want to get richer so I can get a spoiled daughter of my own but I hate women...
>>569241920She does kind of deserve it.
It was only like 2 months ago where /uma/ wasn't infested with all this insular dramafaggotry nonsense, and now look at it. It's /gbfg/ all over again. Dropping fan earners because their feefees got hurt by the "trolls :("
>>569241920she's cool but Vodka is cooler
>>569241863The video reacting to seriru and trying to argue back and say he's wrong with 0 explanation convinced me he knew nothing about what he was talking about and/or was maliciously trying to make his viewers worse so he could sell his "coaching" sessions
We fucked
>>569241938>>569241972>>569242009>>569242031my hand is injured it's so hard to type with my right thumb screw my stupid chungus life
soon
>>569242020>Dropping fan earners because their feefees gotwho?
>>569241883now you're just doing it on purpose.
>>569242098but you ctrl+s with your left hand
You can plan and prepare to earn 70/80/90% WR in a CM. You cannot plan to actually win the 81st out of 81 races. Win or lose it's a pure gamble. Don't know how this is so hard to grasp.
>>569242098Just ctrl s bwo
So is the DD + PP combo human rights for cm14?
>>569242118>>569242140>>569242167I WISH I WAS JUST PHONEPOSTING SINCE I'M OUTSIDEit's not a problem on my pc of course
>>569242160Ug umas will never get placed with a S+ in the finals
>zoom zoom doesn't knoe ctrl+schecks out
>>569242198HE'S A PHONEPOSTER GET HIS ASS
>>569242196human rights for every CM
>>569242160>hard to graspLucky people like to act dumb, so they understand everything perfectly
>>569241771Is this why those discord faggots have shit like 90%CM in their nicks? They're coping because they lost plat. Hilarious
>>569242160I prepare only for that 81st race, my aces are made in a way that they can win normally but also win in very specific situations.It works sometimes.
>>569242196It's not as human rights as gw but it's a nice addition
>>569242214>>569242248I'VE BEEN ON THIS GOD FORSAKEN WEBSITE FOR LIKE 16 YEARS I WITNESSED ACCELSPAMMER IN REAL TIME
Mambo
I completed a very tough puzzle in Turbo Turtle Adventure. That's good! I haven't done any Umamusume careers today though. That's... bad?? But maybe it doesn't matter at all.
Which uma is most likely to get addicted to cigarettes
>>569242198I'll give you a pass because I also phone post a lot.
>>569242370Nakadashi
>>569242321>oldfag /a/non>phonepostingI should make fun of you but I won't
uma for this feel?
What's that? You're looking for someone to join your club?Sure anon, I'll join!...Wait...Is your club JUST A...It really earns that little fans?...Um...Anon...I'm sorry but I change my mind...Your clubs fan count... is a little too small for me...You'd have to be at least A+...I hope you find a member though!There's plenty of fish in the sea.I'm sure someone will be perfectly satisfied with your fan count number!We can still be friends (ingame) though You are so nice <3
>>569242382>>569242198with KurobaEx and Chance being as accessible as they are (Chance is vibecoded swill but at least you can talk to the lead dev) Its actually preferable to phonepost oftentimes because you can just post while youre on the shitter or cooking something
>>569242321I use an app to phonepost. It comes with all kind of neat features, like spoiler texts. You are a big dum dum
>>569242321now I'm getting your ass because you reminded me 2010 was 16 years ago
>>569242469>>569242470I don't like kurobaex... the UI is ugly but it does have some cool features
>>569242321>ACCELSPAMMERYou mean the one we were talking about the other day? Nice try though bwo, could've said something else like KoG
>>569242196ttl gw dd pp ignwit pplan/mmaven leader's pride ramp up all straight skills uma stanskip any of those and you're giving free 1st-2nd place to falco (2 every lobby) (6+ fronts every lobby)
>>569242321>I WITNESSED ACCELSPAMMER IN REAL TIME
>>569242437Depends on how you view himAnti-semite and cringe? TachyonAnti-semite and Based? Kawakami
>>569242370Vodka
>>569242370
>>569242507I use Chance. It pretty gud and continues to be supported
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>>569242508but KoG was cool too, especially if he actually got a 5>>569242489remember the r/a/dio dramas?
>>569242370Vodka: thinks it looks coolFukukitaru, Air Groove: for self-medicatingGold Ship: temporarily as a stuntDoto: accidentally, somehow>>569242556Oh yeah she goes into the self-medicating category
>>569242160i like to think the people that post crazy winrates often lose in the finals. Partially because sometimes they post umas were I'm just like, how tf are you winning? I remember this often in earlier cms where people would post FRs with big WR% meanwhile not a single FR won in my 80 races
>>569242508Even newfags know about KoG.I started posting in 2015 and I know about KoG.
>>569242514What if I'm running Falco?
>>569242614It's funny because they tend to win "90%", but usually lose the one race that matters
You should forgive King Halo's mom.
Nice thread globaltards
Does GL have any sorta fan boost mechanics? Will clubs drop fan reqs when GL is here? I'm kinda burning out, but ngl my biggest worry is that even when GL comes I'll be stuck doing 30k fans a month even if that means 2 GL runs a day or still doing MANT runs...
>>569242614A good double frontrunner comp is the most consistent (Carat Clash has solely been won by 1 runaway 2 front comps for the past 6 CMs) but they are the most susceptible to gambling umas that aren't consistent themselves but will usually get you to A finals on their own
I lost finals to a 6% winrate uma once. It's literally all just a coinflip
>>569242321We have old Raildexfags in /uma/?
I'm an oldfag (joined in 2015 to support Trump) but I'm not an autistic loser that spends all day on 4chan so I never know about most of the oldfag 4chan lore
>>569241936How do I convince Wonder Acute to let me slobber all over her cute little feet?
/uma/ is full of f/a/gs no shit
>caring about CM %WRYou can get to group A finals with umas made in a single day with no distance S so long as you have a decent (f2p) deckIf you didn't get plat you're a loser no matter how much effort you put in and if you get plat you're a winner even with 40%WR
>>569242612nta but do you bwos still go to r/a/dio? I still try not to miss Christm/a/s and New Years, although unfortunately fell asleep last New Years from getting too intoxicated with the threads, and missed Ojiisan's ending. Others I don't go to because I find /a/'s altchan very weird
>>569242670You tell her to have fun, the outcome doesn't matter
>>569242020Can you stop false flagging bro? I doubt other people even recognize who you're trying to be.
For me it's /gup/, but I lost interest due to their retarded release schedule
>>569242886I don't really go to r/a/dio anymore but I try to catch a yearly MOGRA thread on /a/ atleast
GIVE ME THE OVA UMA MUSUME S3 AV EDITION NOW
>>569242859Whats the point in trying then if not to see yourself improve?The people who get a High WR are more likely to win also, its not mutually exclusive. Bodoke frequently gets 95% WR and also wins CM
I want to umamate
>create the perfect triple front runner combo>all the best procs, perfect stats, max wit, ttl, pp+dd+gw package, concentration>win 100% races>one gets late start, other one gets rushed and dom'd and the last one gasses out at the very last second on finalsIf something like that ever happened to me I'd probably lose it
>>569242825So are you Russian or Indian?
>>569242936>but I try to catch a yearly MOGRA thread on /a/ atleastBASED. MOGRA and r/a/dio are like a combo since r/a/dio doesn't start until MOGRA finishesYou should try visiting ojiisan's DJ sometimes during christm/a/s and new years. Old fuck's just so fun to listen to
>>569243027but Urara is right there??
>>569242886I stopped going to /a/ altogether many years ago, prob almost 6-7 years agoThat includes not using r/a/dio, not joining mogra threads, not watching the toradora or Haruhi streams, not joining for the dump of the christmas carol manga, or new years. The only thing I still do with /a/nons is drinking calvados.I still watch a lot of anime but /a/ has been dead for me for a long while.
>>569242514Is this analysis correct? It feels awfully incorrect based on current practice rooms. End closers win more (taishin, then tama, then golshi), and front runners seem to have big trouble against them. Chocobo is blatantly the best front runner. If a fr wins, it's her. Paces and lates are almost extinct as expected.I know practice rooms are not a fully accurate indicator of the actual cm, since tourists don't use practice rooms. But will randoms even bother with fronts? Which style, end or front, benefits most from randoms bringing dead end-late-pace or late-pace-front teams? Or similarly gimped teams.
>>569242754the 5 extra pulls aint worth the retarded quotas. If you're not brown and don't need danchous 50$ gift card, just join a no quota club bruh
>>569243124Pretty sure the same applies to a lot of anons. /a/'s been dead for a good while, and would have been completely dead if not for the traditions
>>569243146go back to the threads 2-3 weeks prior and you'll see. Anyway most practice rooms happen the week after the current CM ends
>>569243146Most people hate building fronts because they assume its like CM1 where groundwork farming was genuine hell on earth but as of today its really easy to make a front runner if you just accept that Smart Falcon is a good borrow card
>>569243146Yes endclosers are the strongest. If you run 3 fronts you risk having an end just zoom past all of them
>>569243207Which clubs here have no quotas and need people? I'm not joining a discord club.
>>569242529Kawakami it is. Thank you!
>>569242859>no distance Sthis was true before mant. But once mant came, you will get slaughtered in A round w/o distance S. It will require true umagoddess luck to luckshit 3 wins. round A is just generally WAY more brutal once mant started. I went from 60-70% total WR to 30% with my one-a-day borrows and stubbornly f2p deck
>>569243275You can't really fight a well built end closer. They live and die by their ow merits and sometimes they just die because they got blocked and there was nothing you could do
>>569243290Honsefun, if you just want a chill A club. They are good people
>>569243207If you play the game why not just take free extra carats? You do play do you
>>569243218In-game practice rooms fill in like 10s and are populated by autistic sweatlords with multiple UG1 horses.
>>569243012
>>569241863>>569242089Man a whole wave of trainers I know are burning out around the same timeit's like we're all feeling the death knell of this game, and it's sad, you wait long enough for something you're passionate about to be better, and eventually love/hate turns to apathy. There's no recovering from apathy, that's donevillewe can bicker all we want about botters and CM teams and gaslights and whale decks and whatever but ultimately it's meaningless if no one cares anymore because the game never updated
>>569243360Not chill enough, apparently.
>>569243408You mean whales
tell me that daisca is atleast usable to get to A finalsI can't be fucked to do more runstook moxie because I think 579 stam is too low
>>569243434What is the supposed to mean? Nevermind find a different one.
>>569243425Living his best life, banging Japanese whores and watching Nippon Yushun
>>569243425No
>>569241771>The point of CM is getting a 70% or higher winrate. Actually winning the title is a coinflip, as many anons here can attest toit's never too late to go back to college
Yada yada has spurt and good distances, she's a decent uma yeah? I'm thinking I can spare 200 pulls.
>>569243465579 stamina is indeed too low and she will die to dueling or getting rushed. But I'm sure she can perform well for A finals, the bar is lower than what you may believe.How is the rest of your team looking?
>>569243369>why not spend 3-5x the hours for soulless grind that burns out person after personhmm, what a thinker
>>569243465She's okay. Radiant star should've been enough to cover stam instead of moxie
yeah i have zero platsi still call myself a good player though
>>569243146>Is this analysis correct?No I'm just exaggerating, but my falco rarely loses rod to vbourbon and never to smaru (rarely ever see them) or other fronts.I've seen Taishins hitting carryover vigour/nemesis/gold spurt/cheer lose, sometimes they hit less and still come close.I'd say highroll falco > highroll bourbon > rest
>>569243635you're always doing your best!
I'm a GOLD triple crown though
I hate Tokai Teio so fucking much
>>569243483i mean i'd do his twink ass
>>569243564I have a pretty ok SMaru and trying to work on a cope pace chaser right now, my other front is okay
>>569242160It's okay I have never won a single CMI'm just throwing whatever comes out of the careers
I have 4 plats and none of them that I can call proudly earned, this game sucks
>>569243124Completely understandable tbdesI only really visit /a/ if the anime I'm watching is niche or underrated since their threads are sure to be good though slow, for yearly Sora No Woto watchalongs, and r/a/dio
>>569243215>>569243124>>569243795I visit rezero threads since I still watch it but that's about it
>>569242754Realistically if you're in a good club (like Uma&Co) you'll be doing multiple GL runs a day, but at least they're shorter than MANT by like 10%. You do actually enjoy the game and want to play it, don't you?
I have 4 plats that should be 7 I keep getting robbed to failed witchecks fucking rng is spiking my cortisol levels to heaven
WHEN is ms victoria
>>569242614I only got a very high wr with xoguri 2 dom in satsuki sho cm and lost those finals in a funny and pathetic way, my other finals loses were very fair I think
>>569243850>like Uma&Co
>>569243767Same. I glance at the greens that work on the 1st day and then look at my distance S umas for that type and if none have the right greens I just go with highest score basically. I can make SS Uma now and believe it or not they can win CM even if not specifically built for it.
the chiyonotes have been updated
>>569243873This CM is the Ms. Victoria CM.I hope you added your oshi to your team.
>>569243563Bro a good trainer can make Urara win long turf racesTier lists mean less "this uma is the best ever and will win every time", and more "this uma is easier to train than the others or have specific advantages in certain tracks", so train her to your heart's content because she can run pretty much anywhere and has a good skill so go ham with her until meta shifts completely after year 4 and most umas are rendered obsolete against Orfevre and Chrono Genesis
>>569244043ENTER
>>569244043we think we have seen powercreep with Xoguri and Vbourbon but we have yet to see true horrors
>>569243873Next Libra
>>569243863two CMs in a row I have had my best W/L ever, my most confidence, I queue into a lobby where I'm the strongest player, and I still job. Plats are just as much a test of luck as they are a test of skill
>>569243290check the rentry with the clublist and pick one from A rank or below that has spots open
>>569244039PROOFS!?
Is June 3rd the end of drama time?
>>569243360I want an A+/S club minimum
>>569242437rob roy for scottish
>>569243842Couldn't really get into Rezero. I know the whole point of the show is retrying but felt like it abused the dying thing too much
>>569244238>>569241883>>569241938Stop posting this retard. I'm falling for her and I don't like it.It's bad enough that I love Calstone.
>>569244343THAT club is full.
>>569244238Man Helios sure is cute now that I look at her
>>569244373out of all isekais that's the one I enjoy the most, also mushoku tenseiI read rezero though whenever I commute
>>569244403Who is THAT
>>569244373He does that at first but after the second season the MC gets character development in a way that he shouldn't kill himself all the time and instead works his plans around, so it gets better. During S1 he's kinda insufferable for a first time watcher.
>>569244487Mambo
>>569244487the reapers
>>569243025>The people who get a High WR are more likely to win alsothis is cope because matchmaking exists. Only 1 out of 3 finalists win and very rarely you're gonna be a meta SS+ with a decked out kit or UG with strong skills going against the S+ shitters.WR would matter if we don't have the concept of a finals lobby
>>569244343They're all full retard. Settle for A or cope and seethe.
>>569243635not stinky enough
I find it absurd, that there is more than one plat champion. There should only be one per league and grade,l ike LoH
For me, it's Overlord. The whole inner conflict of the dude is that he misses his bwos... I've been waiting for the last novel so hard.The slime isekai is also so good, and ReZero is fine too. Konosuba is fun too... Most other isekai are really bad though.
>>569243314I won 2 MANT CMs without distance S. The other was the hogfest I refused to participate in and won in a B finals
>>569243842I'm larpmaxxing re zero
>>569244373The first few episodes have to abuse it to establish baseline rules of how it works, essentially. He dies much less after the first arc. The show gets genuinely fun once it hits points where he accidentally locks in "respawn points" that have major consequences but don't result in his death, because suddenly dying can't solve his problems.
>>569244343we have like 2 A+ clubs with no quota and both are full
>>569243025wr is complete nonsense, i've maintained over 80% winrate across all CMs but i've only won 5/13 finals
>>569244343>Which clubs here have no quotas and need people?>I want an A+/S club minimummambo
What did they mean by this?
>>569243657>smaruYeah, this is my pet peeve. Because I rolled her and she is ranked high in tier lists. So I tried training her.>buy recovery for mile to activate a mid race velocity, unreliably>buy non-mile sparks>ult is absurdly bad as inherit so no parent potential>no power growthNigger WHAT
>>569244640No, make sure your trainee is clean and healthy.
>>569244717You got raped they can't get more explicit telling you that.
>>569244697listen to this guyI have the same amount of plats but half the wr on average.
>>569244732dont worry she'll be bullied completely out of the meta next month when her card comes out
Reminder your trainees would want you to do your best and aim for a high WR.
>get home from work>click on thread>ignore previous thread>ignore everything in this thread>scroll to the bottom >post my dirt wife >call everyone something meanyou're all gay lmao
>>569244732s. maru's unique inherit is good though ?
>>569244386just accept that you have a type and make a tard team by throwing jordan in with helios and calstone
>>569244648I just want shit with finished anime desu. I binged all of Heri Academia once it was in the final season and loved the fuck out of it. I hate having to wait for new seasons over literal decades, and I hate anime that is just an ad for manga because I dislike reading manga digitally but can't afford a trillion expensive book imports.>>569244652
>>569244812Based. I think your dirt wife is super cool.
>>569244732this is why witgod warned us front is whales only. you need a really good deck to build 3 good fronts, and non of the free uma are meta fronts (daiwa rocket needs suzu so im not counting it)
Can you get 1200 speed with Pasa with 2 guts cards and 1 speed card? 3 wit too
>>569244386>>569244825Tardmaxxing is based. Roll fpr umas you like
>>569244453>>569244518>>569244665I could give it a try again while doing MANT but will see if I can get into it. It's also everywhere everytime a new season airs so I can't say I'm not curious >>569244648Overlord new seasons just can't come fast enough. I hyped the movie thinking it would be a sequel. but not disappointed. >KonosubaI hated the show entirely because how dirty they did the artist's artstyle>SlimeI enjoyed and even read the manga of it years ago. Until it became too much meeting. I mean, it was a world building, but still.
>>569244871Daiwa can work without SuzuIt's less reliabke but she's still a perfectly fine front
>>569244750maya hates bathing so I guess she'll die
>>569244732the biggest issue is no ult during career especially when you want to save hints, but that is mildly fixed by having spd/wit growth because fronts love both of them>nonmile sparksunecessary, unless you're a newshitter BUT if you rolled her on banner you have no excuse>ult as parentit's actually not bad especially when you have a free activator in bobo ult these days. On mediums and above you want recoveries anyway. The real kick in the nut is her affinity, it's ass but she's getting better affinity with newer umas.>no power growthperfect for running a power card (esp if you have power +1 wink wink falco ssr)
>>569244910>Actually managed to get some distance before sinkingSugoi
>>569244648I really like Overlord, but the LN can be really boring sometimes. Thankfully the anime went around the borings arcs quite nicely so they can butcher the Holy Kingdom arc. I'm also waiting for the next and last novel chapter, I'm fucking hyped.I also need to get back into reading Tsukimichi.
>>569243842>>569243124I love going to Kingdom threadsReZero is fun, current arc is boring so far
>>569244825NTA but damn I love that retarded Jordan. I'd eat borgar with her frfr. Very sad she's one of the worst umas because I'd love to max her bond.
>>569244938people are still complaining about affinity with MANT parents
>>569245028current rezero arc is sufferKINO until things go back to normal again
>>569244971She actually manages to run on water later on
>>569245061you're losing them soon (because no one wants to run mant) and 250 is still worse than 300
elevate
>>569245135Umazing.I look forward to hearing about her.
>>569245136wdym you still will run mant for parents
>>569244843For the big isekai then you want to check again in around 5-10 years then.Overlord is missing one last arc that can't be done until the last 2 books are released this or next year, so anime can't be done until then. Konosuba and the slime isekai are finished but there is still a fuck ton of shit to adapt, I can see the slime isekai getting finished but I don't have high hopes with Konosuba.Rezero is still being released so not any decade soon...
>>569245150my PP into ur uma if u know what I mean
>>569245061Speaking of, does anyone know how jp parents are so cracked? Do they have some sort of mechanic that increases affinity even further or is just the bajillion white sparks they get from having infinite skills?
>>569244648konosuba is the only isekai I actually like because it's funny
>>569245193yea but no one wants to do that.
>>569244652genuinely don't believe you because dist S has been especially strong on mant tracks. Im not sure jve even seen A win a A round room, im serious
>>569245170That kind of sold on rolling for her in the future. I love that speedfreak neko musume
>>569245260people will
>>569244918kono is a ln..
>>5692452383 rolls of sparks per parent run and they get to pick the best so you're able to get highrolls more commonly
>>569245238You know how MANT is better than URA for sparks? Essentially every scenario only does more power creep like that, except GL because MANT was too far above the curve. It's also a compounding mechanic, because when you have 2 parents with 50 white sparks, the new Uma is getting more skill hints because of those as well, and they even introduce some sparks that give you Skill Points when they trigger during Inspiration later.
>>569245032I think her alt is supposed to be better at least
>>569245363anon is asking before that was implemented
>>569245347I know. That's why I hated the show. I really loved Kurone's art but then fucking STUDIO DEEN
>>569244648For me, it's isekai
>>569245392>>569245363So it's mostly just the raw amount of whites. Got it, thanks
Daiwa "cums early" Scarlet.
>>569245397I'll take two big scoops of sweet vanilla with my burger
>>569244903Yes but it can be tricky t. went 1spd 2guts 3wit with falco
>>569245032She's not one of the worst. She's one of the best.
Hey (You)! Are (You) in need of a comfy A+ club for June? Rare Brick (835612678) has one (1) spot for a lucky anon! Just hit your 25mil monthly, and don't completely flatline unless you already finished. We have:>ohayo stickers (and many more!)>shoe wars at reset (mediums only!)>practice partners and room matches for CM>a safe place to complain about the xoguri and vbourbon menaceReply with your ID or apply in game with /uma/ to become unbricked!
>>569245397She should come with innate swinging maestro as welk
yummy early speed
>>569245271well you should, I have no reason to gaslight and I'm not even posting ogurismaybe being a front main dicking around in the S+ lobbies makes it less important.Realistically MANT came with skill inflation and S dist was mandatory good URA/Unity because in terms of length gained it's like getting +500 sp in a world where you have like a 1000sp budget. MANT doubled your sp at the least and thus made distance S half as mandatory. It's still really good, yes, but the extra RNG in MANT makes it so that a really good Sdistlet can perfectly content with "ok" distance S umas.
>>569245425don't think you understand how anime production works. The animes are almost always based off the ln when there is one, sometimes the manga actually starts WHEN the anime gets greenlit. They can't really use the manga art as a base then like they do for say, one piece. Anyway i get konos art being offputting at first, but theres a charm to it that grows on you. I remember not even liking s1 that much originally
>>569244938Dw, day 2 player and it was instantly obvious you neverever roll the horse banner in this game. Got s.maru while sparking xoguri in the all-uma banner, and that's all the non-free rolls I've spent. Also you don't do careers in mant without mile A & medium A. I tried so hard.Ok I misremembered, her ult is perfectly serviceably as inherit in medium or long. Thoughbeit whenever her ult is good in med, xoguri is awoken.Ok the lack of power growth was kinda irrelevant. Just needed something to round out the list and hoped nobody would notice.
>>569245734If you use S/Maru you want bourbon inherit since its a heal and velocity
>>569245734Mile A is the only game changerMedium B is perfectly passable because most mediums you only need around 350 speed to win depending on your other stats, so on med B you just go a bit higher to 450 or something and you'll win easily, since you also want that much speed for the shitty mile G1s like NHK. You want 350 stam for 2400m like dahby, make sure you don't neglect that since front stam tax and allat.Sometimes you also just gotta buy skills. She's perfectly usable even on Long C in Arima Kinen, but you want 750+ speed natty, or 600 with skills bought. On stamchecks like kkksho and haruten speed really doesn't matter if you just full spurt.
>>569245607thats not how distance winning works bro. The influx of skills is skewed more toward winning the midrace for one. many laterace skills are rng fires which means accelerating to max S is going to be massively more consitent then multiple straightaway fires letting you survive some sweaty SS+STheres barely S+ in A anymore, ik because most of mine are S+ and theres always more SS in the room. Are you saying you win with A fronts? because that sounds even more ridiculous
>>569246051I joined an /uma/ room yesterday and a mile a falco won
>>569245397zamn
>>569246051yepit was vb both times. Although in pisces she was my weakest ace by wr alone. Been running triple front and my aces has been S+ smaru + 2nd front I feel like having sex with during that time frame, and SS vb because she don't need the lazy cards so I can pump her stats.
Okay, but I friggin LOVE Daiwa ScarletGoodnight /uma/
I love my autistic brown wife with big boobies
>>569246197Good night broMay you dream of your busty red headed tsundere
91533134
why isn't spechud brown like Kris when they're both the very dark brown type
>>569246201>chibi doto looking up
This double friend schedule works pretty good but you feel kinda gross during it because its so sticky and it relies on that first summer being god tier
>>569245032>one of the worstWhat the fuck no? Like she isn't vbourbon or oguri but she's not atrocious I WILL win every type of CM with her one day, 2/5th of the way there!
Kitahara is so lucky...
>>569246097god ppl like you are so fucking annoying. My 16k tam beat a 22k golshit once, almost like this is a heavy rng game - you ppl argue in bad faith. maybe because you really did just get lucky af. But then you ignore the luck part>>569246181>triple frontsfor the sake of argument, lets say you did win with A. do you seriously not understand how lucky and how bad faith you are arguing?
>>569246201>jobs to Mirakolol
>>569246375Her kit is very messed up
Why don't we hold more gimmick races? Im browsing the /vm/a thread and I think they're a good idea to keep stuff fresh.
>>569246462im busy grinding for a Mile S FL run
which one should I send tomorrow? the one with groundwork but less stats and Mile A, or the other with better stats, Mile S but no groundwork?I'm aiming for B finals btw
>>569246381Did you learn a new phrase recently lil bro?I'm not arguing anything, I'm just posting
>>569246462no thanks I don't want to be doxxed
>>569246381I won fucking twice. It's not once, it's 2/3 MANT CMs and 100% of the CMs I actually give a shit in instead of dicking around for shit and giggles because I know I can't beat hogdoms.The matchmaking put me in with umas on the same level as mine, and in that controlled environment, the A front setup worked pretty consistently so far. Of course, vb is the only uma who had A dist in my team both times and the other had S, but isn't that even MORE funny?
Tachy cuuuuute
*munch munch munch*
>>569246548you claim you're leet enough to train plat winning VB yet i have to explain how deeply flawed your argument is BECAUSE YOU USE THREE FRONTS. Yea..no.
tenno sho or this? this run is kind of a powerlet though so not sure if she will be good enough
>>56924632531948961
>>569246752I'd take it. Thats a lot of wit
>>569246642
Why does no one post spe propaganda
>>569246847Now you done it..!
>>5692467253 Fronts is never the winning strategy
>>569246725and I have just as many plats as someone who's supposedly 80%+ wr consistently with my 40-50% wr teams >>569244773we in the shitters' matchmaking branch have our own meta, or meta doesn't fucking matter because as long as you make it to A finals it's a 3 way coinflip. You might be good, sure, and my argument might be deeply flawedbut what's the point if the output isn't that much different?
>>569246527ESLs love using their newly learned phrases.
>>569246769Maybe I should make triple ends
>>569247013mile CMs have way higher volatility compared to mediums so might as well
This is my favorite Spe image
>>569246034Thanks for the stat thresholds. I didn't just ask for them because I suspected nobody would give them, or I'd get oguri'd.
>>569247137SPECHUD HATE
>>569247313Nyo...
Why are you people all whales?
>>569247013Thanks for hosting bwo
>>569247389fat
powerlet... maybe usable though? I really can't be bothered with more cm14 runs, maybe I will try few moreno head on sucks
>>569247389about time you get a jobby job anon
>>569247389I have paid $0 to Cygames
>>569247373I don't mean it...
>>569247450how are you activating groundwork buddy, she looks fine though but with too many odd skills
>>569247450>no activator groundwork>speed eat on a pacerhmmmI guess if you don't care you can just ship it...? Definitely do more runs. Powerlet isn't instaglue but those skills seem to be
>>569247559>>569247589I had 70 points left off with nothing else to buy or double circling anything so I just got it randomly, found a better nishino parent so might throw few runs again
>>569247389never been to a casino? gotta spend big to win big
>>569247680Spend big cash, win permission to visit big numbers in a Japanese database (until the company shuts it down)
>>569247772Me on the right
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uhrARdOJXjcITS OUT
sorry bwos witgod told me to be soulless
Flats are more erotic than fats
>>569247389I like to spend money on games I enjoy and spend a lot of time on. I only really whaled on the OG Kitasan banner though (spent like €150 on the first time carat bundles), since then it's just been the vouchers and the occasional monthly pack.
>>569247893>inherited hogger ultwhat the FUCK
not running xoguri
>festive inherit on frontsyada, I'm doing angling/redshift, already have parents for that too
>>569247893hmmaybe I'm going to run the exodia meme team this time.
>>569247893there's no way inherited festive miracle is good enough to dump 500SP into recoveries you don't need
there's a sharp pain on the left side of my chest
>>569247450>competitive spirit on pacebro has 4 pace chasers in gemini>straight descentbro is accelerating early mid race>sympathybwo....................
>start of classic>this trainingshame Riko didn't land on it too
>>569246897sigh, fine, ill explain for the lurkers. Theres a high chance you only won because of triple frnts and a dash of luck. EVERYsweat comes w/ full dist S to mant. The entire fuckin reason i responded to you in the first place is because you're giving ignorant, shit advice. Trust me, i WISH dist S wasn't even more reqd in mant. I legit find it the worst part of the game.To the lurkers and f2p bros: if you expect to get to A finals bringing A distance umas - enjoy your B finals because you're asking to get slaughtered.
>>569248151literally frame perfect activation even on 0.1 accel is strong. It's the same reason why endniggers are so strong with spurt alone even when it has 0 duration
>>569247893I knew I wasn't crazy trying to put redshift on Ogurin as a gamble accel.>>569248151I mean, with Maru you're buying Moxie/Restless and inheriting CaoCao, so might as well get 777 as well.
>>569247893MANT in nutshell
>>569248241I know it's shit gwo..... I'm rushing making my last ace
>>569248191Theres a stinging pain on the tip of my penis
yada
I don't give a fuck anymore, prepare your anuses for xoguri and double domI know I'm going that route too
>>569248063I swear when I looked at umalator it gave me two different answers on whether or not to take redshift
>>569248393This is what happens when you fuck Gold City
Can stripper McQueen proc her unique during the final corner? Gametora says &hp_per<=45 but I have no idea if I have that much HP before late-race
Just got a puncture perfect and full Fuku chain event but then 2 dogshit summers in a row HahaHaIm killing myself with an unregistered firearm in 2 days
>>569248424it works, but it activates after hoguri already starting pumping towards you so it's kinda eh
>>569247893Seriru outright telling me just not to use PC or not participate in cancer
witgod is unintentionally so funny
>>569248558Seems like it's gonna be like Aries, except there's no u=ma2
>>569248615Seriru is genuinely the only sloptuber I like because he puts effort, also it's been fun seeing his improvement in english
>>569248558Yeppers. Good luck for anyone even trying to not meta this time
>>569248615>2 monthsbarely, CM16 is the middle of next month so its more like 45 days
Goddamnit, Throne release fucks with my plan to run Front XOguri
>>569247389I just buy the monthly packs and the stuff with tickets
>>569248558the other pace inherits don't work and you're asking to lose if head on is your planit is what it is
>>569248615What do you mean unintentionally, that was a literal joke you figurative autist
>>569247893Are late surgers really that bad next CM
>>569248778they dont have any reliable accels, same with pace
>>569241746B+ club Basashi (850734315) is now under new management and is looking for new members as well.We're very chill, no drama or any of that bullshit. Just log in, and don't flatline.But forget that shit, check out this Kingu I just made.It took me forever to get a decent one with Mile S, AND spurt. I even got Nimble, Updrafters and ASS. If only I could have gotten mile corners and Tail, then it would have been perfect. Getting the End Savy + intense gays combo is pretty good too though.Anyway if you want to join my club send an invite request to 850734315 with /uma/ in your profile or reply to this post with your ID and I'll send you an invite.Join today and I'll tell you how to make strong umas like this one with an F2P deck.
>>569248778ryan and dober inherits both work, but the problem with lates and ends is that if your opponents don't also bring lates and ends, you autolose because you're not getting 6th before late race
>>569248857that kingu looks rad no daring strike sucks thoughbeit, but maybe it's for the best
>>569248857Just wait for more futamusume stragglers to come
Wait I didn't even realize she's thereWHAT THE FUCK HAGBROS EATING GOOD
>>569248861Guess I will run double or triple front with Maya then
>>569248615Man you can hear his rage during that section
>>569249093never run triple front, they will fuck over each otherjust run 2 and a late dominator
>>569248984light hello so good they made light hello2
>>569248278listen, I know you're probably very good at the game and even spent money to become very strong or something. But like... bring your A distance umas to A finals if they're competitive (and they should be if you got into A finals with them - the game recognized it so). It's not easy, and does require knowledge to make the best of your shitty umas, but you can do it, and it can work. I'm not even the only one who shares this sentiment that A distance umas are competitive in MANT. I'm not saying they're good, I'm saying they're workable and not an autolose. Get the extra speed from higher power, guts, greens, final leg speed or whatever. Get more wit for better skill combos, set up speed carry over win conditions. Go queue during shitter hours.You aren't matching with sweats if your team has A distance. I might be lucky, sure, but how many times do I need to be lucky before it becomes consistent? come to think of it, 3/5 of my plats came from A distance umas lol.Perhaps it's true in the sweat leagues, impossibly so which is why you simply can't fathom it going any other way. But the game exists outside of the whale slapfight finals and the world doesn't revolve around your own experience and knowledge. And f2pbros shouldn't really sweat anyway since they can't contend with real sweats. If anything, staying in the baby leagues might be a better choice as long as you make A finals. I have seen unbelieveably dogshit A finalists winning because I've been prodding around in that tier. I've join /uma/ rooms many times and I have seen umas that are undeniably strong lose. It's not mandatory. DON'T bring a full team of A distance shitters, but 1 or 2 is fine if you highrolled everything BUT the pink sparks. And don't stop farming runs to get better aces incase the perceived highroll is infact not a high roll.
Taiki is good for the sprint CM?I have her, so Taiki + Bride Curren + Mystery uma (Nishino Flower)?
>>569249093MAYANO TOP GUN! IKUYOOOOOOO~
I'm a lucky trainer...
>>569248660>sloptuber>puts in effortso he isn't making slop..?
>>569248916I strategically choose to take FCM over Daring because of King's Ult. I dont want it to fuck up her ult. Taishin can afford to not activate it, but if King doesnt its over for her.Besides, Daring is overrated. Its the strongest gold velocity skill in the game right now, but its still just a velocity skill, its not that big a deal. Its not that much stronger than FCM.
>>569248558>moving past on pacerswitgawd.............
>>569249329Ideally you'd run 2 fronts just to make sure Taiki can proc her unique no matter the room composition
>>569248615What I find funnier is you just know he's one of the people who was scammed by Cygames during the group cards. The last bit sounded it came from the heart
big thinkno S tho so it's glue
I would give cancer to all Oguriniggers if I could.
>>569249176you're genuinely just lucky dude. Distance is not a factor in matchmaking... And somehow you run 3 fronts yet don't understand why your vb was able to win (hint:positioning)My deck is f2p son.
>>569247893>>569247902Yup, my Team Trials squad can take it from here.
How many hours until Gemini starts
>>569247893>inherited festive miracleWhat are we smoking, gang
>>5692496312 days
>you either use xoguri or smaru or loseoh nice i actually have smaru->oh btw smarus parents are hard locked to seiun sky and xoguri or you loseniggerniggerniggrniggerniggerniggernigger
>>569248615w-why is he calling the goddesses a scam? is it just because they released it right after ramonu with no warning? global shouldnt have an issue with it
At least Cancer cup is staying true to its name.It's an actual Cancer cup.
why is the Throne card good? I thought we were saving for S. Maru, Light Hello and Tachyon
>>569249745It released late, the scenario started without the card
>>569249745Yeah, if you carefully plan your carats around ramonu->goddesses->pasa you should be fine.
>>569249774>I thought we were savingwhat part of "DO NOT FUCKING PULL FOR THRONE" are you not understanding
>>569249774No one is rolling Throne. It is the best card for maybe 3 weeks max with our schedule
>>569249774200 speed 200 power and a medium gold It's a good card but only roll if you're a whale or hate yourself
>>569249774>why is the Throne card good?free speed, power and wit> I thought we were saving for S. Maru, Light Hello and Tachyonwhich is right. don't pull, you'll only use it for 2 CMs (one, if you didn't include - you shouldn't - the sprint CM)
>>569249793Seems like a bad idea to pull for Goddesses with Pasa around the corner, though it depends on your carat status at the time. Calculator says I'm going to be broke after Ramonu so I definitely need to save for Pasa.
>>569249745in addition to the banner timing they also have their 10% TE locked behind MLB
>>569249874it'll be down to the personultimately goddesses is required in your deck either way so whether you go for a cheeky 1LB (no R btw) or resign to borrowing it for 3 months is a personal decision
>>569249793>ramonu->goddesses->pasawhen's the wit bourbon with groundwork releasing again? i remember anons saying it's close to Pasa
>>569249874If you can't pull for it then permaborrow the card, that's better than compromising ramonu or pasa, hopefully you won't need any specific whale card.
>>569249935same scenario, pretty shortly after ramonu
>>569249973>pretty shortly after ramonuFUCKi guess i'm skipping ramonu
>>569249540triple front is perfectly fine (I guess outside of mediums because of how crippling dominator is) because shitters like me tend to make really bad umas and double front gets really inconsistent if one of your fronts whiff a skill and starts falling back too much to jerk the current ace forward, even if that uma is VB.Distance is not a factor in matchmaking yes, but the team's wr probably is. You'll be an A dist uma matching with S dist umas with shittier stats or skill something, so at the end of the day it'll balance out. It cannot balance out if you're playing in the upper tiers because the power plateauing, so S dist is the only tiebreaker. That's a nice strong uma. I can't call you a whale, but you're definitely not competing in the same division as I am in A graded. God I fucking wish the game gave me FM instead of Creek
>>569250047Roll Ramonu and borrow Bourbon.
>>569250067>but the team's wr probably isno lol
>>569250067there is no matchmaking for the finals bwo it is random
>>569250047pull for whichever you'll use more frequentlyif 80% of what you're building is fronts then bourbon should be a pretty easy choice
>>569246510anybody?
>1st summer>no whistles>no rainbows>pop a 60% and click on wit>still no rainbows>click on wit>still no rainbows>pop a 60% and click on wit>still no rainbows>give up
>>569250067theres no divisions man, its just wishful cope and ancedotal bias from some ppl. I've done it too - went 2/5x4 in sprint cm, coped by immediately queuing next day and got 4/5
>>569250067>but the team's wr probably is
break your trainee's heart
>zero (0) usable umas for cancer if you arent a paypiggynice very cool
>>569250296post stable i'll build your team
>>569250248I had 80% winrate for Taurus and my lobby was even lower
>>569250296no one is saying this
>>569250296>zero usable umas for CM if you've never pulled a 3*you're not going to like how this plays out long term
>>569250296you were told when the game came out to roll for the xogger
>>569249935Front cards should slow down after Mihoyo Barbin.
>>569250102>>569250117>>569250243well... I guess it's probably not just wr based but probably with some other behind the scenes stuff because there's no information on how it works, but there is definitely SOME kind of MMR in play especially with the final lobby score. My S+ umas have never seen an UG in finals and, again, I'm not the only one who reported this. Last time I saw someone more than 2 ranks higher than mine in finals was like the first 2 CM.>>569250248Looks fine to me, what's the issue?
>>569250283NOOOOOOOOOOOPOST A CUTE SHICHI X TRAINER IMAGE NOW
>>569250296we TOLD you to at least roll SOME of the exodia umas
>punched the wall after a failed MANT run about a month ago>middle knuckle still hurts to touch I hate this game
>>569250201Sorry bwo. I would help but I don't really use fronts at all. I'll just say Mile S looks important tho
>MANT kills 3 servers>Global will be fine doe
>>569250454
>>569250410My snipping tool got fucked.
>>569246510>>569250201What's the rest of your team look like
>>569250201sorry gwo... you have to make a third one
>>569246510>>569250201Left, you need groundwork.
>>569250554Now THIS is uma musume
This was supposed to be a guts build...
Will next legend race event have golden crystals or is it only the ssr crystals in those?Im just 1 golden crystal away from finishing my F2P deck
>>569250283shichi would never do this publicly but after seeing me with light hello she would quietly retire to her room and cry loudly on her pillow while refusing to explain to her roommate what happened
nigger
>>569250531>pull on smaru>stull useless because she needs both seiun and xog as parents
>still zero bans after a huge drama eden won
>>569250723UGH... manT.
>>569250692pretty sure they do have a gold crystal
>>569250551No one ever said global will tank MANT and meant it
>>569250697personally, I think she would kick your ass right there and then
English is literally the easiest language in the worldFUCK that retarded nip LEARNENGLISHNOW
>>569250791double hogger grandparenttrust the plan
>>569250791no one is going to use xog for s.maru bwo
>>569250791>xog as parentsretard
>>569250884yada
good morning friends
>>569251018mornin' frend
>>569251018Good morning bwo
can somebody make sense of why witgod is recommending xoguri as a parent? even both seiun's uniques or seiun + kita's unique make more sense
>>569251083it's a good accel but you need recoveriesguess what you need for this cmrecoveries
>>569251083Watch the video again but on 1x this time
>>569251018Guten Morgen!
>>569251083you're getting recoveries in a medium raceand since you're getting recoverieswhy not get an accel that procs off recoveries?it's pretty clever
>>569250979um why when witgawd says it you guys hop on his cock but when i say it im a retard
>>569251083It just mean XOguri is just that cancerous next CM if her unique is a viable inherit for most
>>569251208you're not cute like him
>>569251235that means next CM is really going to the the triple smaru vbobo xoguri nightmare scenario, huh?
>>569251208You need to be /fit/ like Seriru
>Visit club>My grand dancho is there>Tries to poach me>It's been the third day already
>>569251208we just like to hop on cocks
CANCER CM IS CANCER SURELY SPRINT CM WILL BE BACK TO KINO
>>569251479no, sprint will be leo
>>569251331Possibly the most soulless CM to come. Seriru straight up said you shouldn't use any other PC than XOguri
come to think of itxog inherit sounds like a gaslight>pass 3 wit checks for heals zwo>pass another witcheck to activate it zwo>you also can't run 4 heals zwo
How bricked am i going to be if I just skip these last two CMsReally can't bring myself to do more that one blacktrazer career a day
>>569251479I look forward to cucking Taiki & Nishino metafags with triple fronts
>>569251565It's peak gambling. As if XOguri herself isn't enough yet, everyone WILL become XOguri
>>569251571join open league and run 3 ura/unity
>>569251571just sandbag and go to Bor open
>>569251565>3 recoveries + oguri unique instead of midrace unless you farm for a GP vbourbon inherit. >Lose angling to someone else anyways
>>569251571You can make aces with 1 run a day, just do 2 debuffers in unity and farm your daily xog until CM day and throw whatever at it.For this CM you can throw your mile TT team if you haven't done anything.Group B is fine for lazy GODs.
>>569251669>2 debuffersi've never done deboof before, do you run them as late or end
>>569248615>>569248615What does the poodolf card even do??
>>569251708late because style aptitude influences wit
>>569251708you should run them end so they don't get in the way of the honest late players
If you run triple fronts you're my enemy and I'll kill you (in CM)
>>569251356its 2026, there's nothing wrong with a little hopping on cocks
>>569251757But ends rape triple fronts
>>569251757I have no enemies.
>>569251708end usuallyyou want them to be faaaaaar back to satisfy the proc condition and also hit everyonedon't listen to the other guy, style aptitude influences wit things but not skill activationpeople even ran front rudolf insanity once upon a time.
>>569251571ive pretty much stuck to one a day since mant started, i even skip weekends 90% of the time
>>569251824>>569251727Kitabros....
>>569251757the front scaremongering is so funny because what do you mean you're afraid of the most whale running style requiring the most effort that can't even beat late/end gamblers
>>569251869
>>569251872Fronts have been losing the ends, since the ends are already right behind them before the last leg
What did you eat for breakfast bwos?
I love this 30 year old virgin drunkard
>>569251808i see. so just pump them full of wit an call it?
>>569251943>virginyou know she's an uma right
>>5692519363 ham and cheese toasts
>>569252014yeahenough other stats to win races to get skill points but mostly just wit. These days I don't recall we need FoV debuffs anymore
>>569251943I will impregnate this 30 year old virgin drunkard.
>>569251936150g of fries200g of mixed veggies 2 fried eggs
>>569251757You backfags are surely uppity after taurus.
>>569250432>there's no information on how it worksThats because its random, there is no information to be had.>My S+ umas have never seen an UG in finalsThat's because there arent that many UG umas to begin with.Even whales struggle to make UGs, and even when they do, if it didnt get distance S and the priority skills, then its glue, so they dont use it.
Gemini room4144944141449441
>>569251757it's ok I'm a frontfag shitter and I've won only 1 plat
I hate hoguri so muchwhat do you MEAN the uma either destroys the competition or don't get to run. What do you MEAN she's the only viable option for [x] styles.Evolved skills can't come soon enough
>>569251768when your trainee does this is she giving you the go ahead?
>>569252220AAAIIIIIIIIEEEEEE 5 FRONTS
>>569251917new cryer!!!
they should add NPC umas to pad position slots in CMs
Trainers are withdrawing from society at a rapid rate and sending their TT slop into CMs. How can we set them straight?
>>569252220uhh both missed groundwork and bobo didnt early lead either
>>569252429remove mant
>>569252398>CM finals>the npc winsalso they do this in TT
>>569252220Let's do 2 more rooms171396521713965217139652
Which banner should I pull on for cute fronts such as Umadol?>Maruzen speed>tachyon/Light hello>both.I have 440 pulls now
*opens dox site*hmm...who do we poach next?
>>569252398they do this in LoH and everyone fucking hates it. Because they start off really strong at the start of a scenario and they don't get upgraded until a couple scenarios later. So there's this period where they're enough of a threat to block your umas and then another period where they're basically a non issue. Its the worst part of LOH
>>569252539Thank for the host!
>>569252398itd only be nice until your pace gets 10th brocked and end 17th
>>569252551Rollan
>>569252539>Moneymaker title SpeRofl
>>569252551who will it be
>>569252551Gentildonna Please
>>569252551>missing cutestor is this one of those weird mare only things? you guys weird me out
>>569252539>7 front runner kerfuffleLast room657389166573891665738916
After this year, they start to ramp up buffing pace and pace only. If you hate fronts now, you're not going to survive the pace era.
>>569252551rollan for curren
>>5692527978*
>>569252551Give maya
>>569252551Please be Maya
>>569252551neither of my wives are here
Narita Brian.
>>569252797>race entirely decided by starting gate delayWhat a shitfest but was fun anyway. Thanks for hosting
Why do I continue playing this game even though it makes me miserable? I spontaneously burst into tears multiple times a day when I think about how my trainees are lesbo.
>>569252810I don't want a hag....
>>569252843>>569252551
>>569252897Cro your Conc??
>>569252850NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Whenever I see my trainee talking to her rival crush I feel this searing pain in my chest. It affects my sleep and appetite. Suicidal thoughts cloud over everything else.
>>569252909You said this yesterday
God Ramonu is so ugly
>>569252850>want filly>get mare
>>569253034Dont say that...
>>569252850
>>569253062>fillymaya is a man
Does late start really matter for Ends?
>>569253085ramonu wouldn't do this
>>569253090I mean it matters lessit's still not great
>>569253065I thought so but then I realized she's kinda hot so it's finealso I plan to get still so they can fight over my dick
>>569253090Yes, getting late start will make it easier for them to activate Cheer King's ult in an end closer heavy lobby.
>>5692527975 minutes left!>>569252576>>569252897Thanks for joining too!
>>569253090Unironically a buff for most end closers
>>569253085ramonu did this to me
>>569253086*colt
If no one pulls for Throne, who will we borrow it from?
>>569253201it's not as bad but it is NOT a buff.
>>569253287the reroll bots
>>569252551Sweep sex please
>>569253287No one because Throne is useful for like a month at best, isn't it?
>>569253249that makes her a top gun, right?
>>569253287There are whales who pull for shit cards simply because the artwork looked nice
>>569252797where are the uppity endkeks? I'm not saying front running is superior but don't drag us down like that. Thanks for joining everyone
>>569253287there's always someone rolling the meta cards no matter how cucked, it's not like making parents
>>569253287There's several scripted bots every time a new card comes out.
>>569253287nigga i have a whale in my follows that literally mlbs every shit card that releases and those arent even good for a month
>>569253419don't be rude bwo we don't need animosity towards front runners especially when our time is almost up...
>>569253419thx for host
>>569253495Surely Ralkos haha...
>>569252398I would laugh so hard if an NPC snatched plat from someone.
Pic will be posted herehttps://poal.me/34la7l
>my 800 guts S+ kingu wins more than 1200x1200x1200 SS kinguGuts is real...
>>569253287just check doxogenesis an hour after throne releases anon. several accounts with F-rank Daiwa Scarlet as their parent will have that card MLB'd
>>569253797i think the last borrow i have from him is guts bakushin
>>569253854post kingusI don't have her but I want to know
>Very good shop rolls and bonus shop inventory over and over with nothing but useful stuff in them >no sleep deprivations, two extra food +30 events junior year>4 support + Etsuko on speedhow will this run turn to shit
>>569253925kingus pingus
is it comfy hours yet
its chiyohours
>>569254173NNNNOOOOOOOOOOO
when will we have yeppers hours again
>>569254206Comfy hours is almost over, actually.
>Mile S run>kept losing racesnigger
nyoppers
Might've exaggerated on the wit for the gutlet kingu but it was a horrendous lowroll with 3 wit cards but the guts kingu is a powerlet
>>569254505>>569253925
>Yeppers as a character has been around since close to launch >The character herself seems like wont be released for another yearwhat's the most egregious example of this? We're only getting umas like Yadayada and Palmer now when they were also here at launch or near it
>>569254596>what's the most egregious example of this?You're asking on Umamusume or in gaming history? If the later Blue Archive released a character that was on the game's beta almost 6 years after
>>569254505power is a meme stat because so far this CM I keep seeing people posting 900 power umas outperforming their high power onesalso skill diff I guess. Thanks
>>569254508what a fucking whore
>>569254596biko took like 3 years i think
>>569254596All terrain Yeppers soon tho
>>569254596samson big
>>569254665Well just here in umaAlso i saw the wrong uma, original Yeppers is coming in a few months >>569254708Oh shit that's right her and Twin Turbo
Good morning bros
>>569254708the ugly umas I guess
>>569254812sup
>>569254860dont shay that...
>>569254868Hey
>>569254945Hey
bigwa
>>569252551What about my wife?
>>569254772Oh, then maybe Orfevre, though I dont know if she counts. She was on the franchise's first PV in 2016, but was redesigned before being released
>>569254812Good morning Pearl anon!
why are dotoposters so evil
why not?
I hate all of you.
>>569255302why are you so fake and gay
>>569255351she's such a nice girl though
>>569255393the horse isnt though
you niggas are posting the uma not the horse
real brown fag hours
>>569255393
uma means horse
>>569255296she deserved better..
>>569254206AROUND 2 HOURS UNTIL ALL THE ANNOYING NAMEFAGS WAKE UP
>>569255543what does uma delicia mean
>>569255616delicious horse
>>569255560I've been here for hours though?Unless this is supposed to be a compliment and you don't think I'm annoying, in which case thank you :3
>>569255668which one are you
Matikanes
>>569255685whichever one you want me to be :)
>>569255685not very anonymous of me if I just outright said it, is it?
>>569255298Good morning!
>>569255685I'm (you)
>5 borrows>no mile SI give up
>>569255835https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KxGRhd_iWuE
>>569252895>Narita Brian.
HASHIREEEEEEEsomethingBLOOOOOW my GAAAAAAAAY
>>569255835Mile s is a 0.6 length difference this track pretty sureyou will qualify for finals without it bro I believe in you
I don't avatarfag as my oshi to not tarnish her repvtation. I don't want her to be associated with brown posters such as myself
Honsefun has 1 spot left! Post id to apply.
>>569255302>>569255351I'd kiss both of you
>>569252551please give me a whore
Guts deck directly damages the human soul.
https://youtu.be/OQZrCatQLNU
>>569256048I'm already immune to spirit damage from playing mahjongPlayed 2 matches earlier and didnt get a hand in either one, finished 4th twice
>>569256132room time?
>>569256178Kinda tilted after those matches desu and I also got to do some chores around the house.And then figure out what to play in PoE2 until uma reset after realizing my first character is bricked
>>569252551rollin
>>569256319gwo just play twisters.........I'm out of borrows so I have nothing else to do
Is there a point in making cm 15 aces if Throne will release mid cm?
WU'INING FIVE MINNNNNA DEEEEKANAE TEEEE YUKUBUTSUKARI TSUMAZUUUI TE MOHASHIREMEZASEKANKIIII NO GOALU
>>569256394kinda and kinda notI'm doing ones to get me through A and some xog parents maybe
>>569256384I dont want to play metaslop though I want to be my own special snowflake with my own dogshit build that barely manages to clear t15 maps>>569256394you still have to qualify for the second round without it, throne drops mid cm pretty sure
We should eat Biwa
>>569243795>>569243795Yeah, New Years times are super duper fun. I also only lurk sometimes even though I still watch a lot. Might miss something big because of not browsing much anymore though but I don't think anything happened since the LH author visit anyhow.
>>569256496twisters are very fun because of the taming though, I don't play it either but looks fun
>>569256394mid CM drops do not produce reliable aces. There will be a tiny amount of sweaty niggas you won't encounter who successfully remake with the hot new meta thing.
>>569256496Throne drops day 1 round 1, factor in registration time
>>569256571Sexually*
>>569256571I want to hug Biwa and find comfort in her fluffy embrace
>>569256589I dont like minion builds in arpgs and my bricked character was already a horizon walker or whatever the new huntress ascendency was called.>>569256669Oh, you're right it does. I forgot about reg time. Well then I guess even more reason to not care about that cm
>>569256394mid-CM releases have never made a meaningful impact on their CM>smaru>unity cup>xoguri>tamamo>throne (you are here)
I can't believe I used to run out of borrows in URA. The burnout is real
>>569256857we had 3 borrows during ura
is it time to be nostalgic and gay again
Vodka...
yeah this double friend thing might be pretty mediocreeasy SS setup for parent runs at least
What's with Hishi-ama's weird back-pain stance
>>569256969It's cool
>>569256969She's carrying a lot of extra weight in the chest area
>>569256969It's a super cool pose...
>>569256584one of the worst realizations I had is that even before the hackening, a lot of boards were already slower than usual, but after it it became pretty clear how little actual traffic there is. Even on /v/ it was kind of surprising that so many threads with actual humans replying stay up for so long indicating that we are slowly but surely dying.
>>569256834I lost my finals to Xoguris built on finals day and to Unity Cup umas and they arent even close to the impact that Throne is for its short lifespan so you are just utterly wrong
>>569257051Puffy
>>569257051Hishiama sex.....
>>569257089I miss miura, bros... the rapehorse scene was kino
>>569257089I'm sorry that you got unlucky but your experience was not what a significant majority of the playerbase experienced
>>569257150>>569257182luv me brown milkers
>>569257184That's the one scene he publicly said he'd change if he could because it gave people the completely wrong impression of the Manga. In fact it steered him to treat rape as the ultimate evil, so in some respects th rape horse scene being as bad as it is may have had a massive impact on how the Eclipse was written
>>569257369she's so god damn hot....Her wedding outfit is incredible too, a shame her kit is a complete meme. Might roll with my dick anyway
>>569257184>"I miss miura"
>>569243215I still like /a/ a whole lot, but I don't post often since Uma Musume released. Apparently I prefer to spend time talking about anime horse women with you shitflinging, drama-addicted whores. There was recently an excellent /eva/ thread though, felt like the old times again.
>>569256834>Smarulost to the hag>Unitywon because Unity filtered global at first>Xogwon with the superior OGuri against two xogs>tamamogolshi game
>>569257448Dick rolling is not too bad if you plan it
>>569257089>tfw never read BerserkI need to fix this.....
My bro...
this is actually the most fuckable casual wear in the gameim gonna cum inside my lil bro and he's gonna be so confused and then forget about it after I buy him tickets to the backrooms
Okay but I relaly really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really realy really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really realy really really really really really really really really really really love Stego.
>>569257719Dates with my bro are the best.
>>569256394I'll keep doing runs with what we have, maybe a highroll will hit. You can do a debuffer first if you want, and when throne drops you can do it again and see if you make something better.You can even see doing Xoggy runns as parent runs if you want to follow witgod's advice.
>>569257825This is the most pedophilic statement I've read in months
>>569257852That's my bro!
But also, Cygames, please stop. Why is there two variants? It makes it even worse because it's a Kuji so I can't even give money directly to you and have to deal with scalping resellers on Mercari again.
>>569256403WINNIN' 5 HITORI JA NAKATTA KARASOU TSUYOKUNARETAN DAYONAMIDA NO KIZUNA NE ARIGATOUGEKITEKI FINAREYES HIGH FIVE
>>569257719>>569257852Can someone spoonfeed me where these are from?
>Throne wont be a big deal
Musume.
Pretty.
>>569258190https://x.com/tenlock/status/2062121556093059571
You guys are fucking retarded.
>>569256584Yeppers New Years is super fun. Claud intoxicating everyone and Ojiisan being the most lovable and emotional guy there is.Even surprised to see the "I HATE TANUKI RUDOLF" anon there. I miss that anon
>>569247905truth
>>569258367Thanks Anon.
Suzuka is unattractive.
>>569258416Please tell me you look like this
>>569254812Good morning pearl anon
>>569258514nyo.......
>>569258163YEAHAPPARE FINALESAIKYOUFIIIIIIIVE
What parents do I make for medium CM?
>>569258504No problem. Bro posting and sourcing are important
Caught this uma having an opinion on twitter
>>569258682The usual. A&S for fronts, Ryan/Dober for lates/ends.
>>569258682Tokai Teio
>>569258835Checks out
>>569258852What about for the hog?
>>569258943dober + whatever
>wake up>watch Seriru's video>it's a 3 frontslop or XOguri + 2 dominators slop CM yet again
>>569258514Says literally no one ever.
reminder that golshi figma pre-order is ending on 10th
>>569259095If this were 10 years ago I'd order it, even if she's not my favorite, but it's not, and they've vastly overpriced these little shits over the years.
cum boucket d'or
Does NSM work in med CM? Anyone got that witgod NSM infograph
cute
>>569259536yea, it works
>>569259536nsm works everywhereits just a pain in the ass to get
>>569258369
>>569259807thank you for posting the image
>>569259536witgod always states that nimble is good enough, NSM is not worth crippling your deck with bijin and you can get nimble through sparks/FM hint
I am enamored by Inari's ears
>>569259536NSM can fire anywhereeven straight line CM
Any new club drama? Mambo and Bricked have been really quiet
>>569259838Had to crop the subtitles when I saved it back then, you'll probably find a better one in time
>mile s groundwork lowroll retard awardthis game fuckING SUCKS IT'S MY ONLY MILE S RUN OUT OF 5 BORROWS FUCK YOU UFKC YOU FUCK YOUI TUFCK YUOUI FUCK YUIO U FUCK YOU
mejiro doto o
>>569260140My GOAT AND HEROINE OGURIN
is Turf S instead of Mile S with lates and ends a good cope?
7 and we all get a sweep on the first cm day
for nn i use mryan power for gw i use falkkkocrutch cards are the best
7 and I start jerking off my bwc in 3 minutes
>>569260238You are a false prophet and will be struck down
>>569260073/uma/club killed another club yet again
>>569260232You're gonna really wish you had that Mile S.
>>569260256I remember using Falco during sprint CM, it led me to witlet trainees
>>569260256I'll definitely take reducing RNG for a required build component over the 50 power or so they cost over using a better card
>>569260232it's 10% speed vs 10% powerexcept your power is probably not cappedyou will get less out of it
>>569260267I put her on my roll üplan
>>569260405I thought distance S became more effective the longer the track, with the whole turf S debate being stronger in sprint CM. I only have one turf S ace, the other 2 are mile S so I asked more out of curiosity than out of despair
Your daily SEA contentdozo
how does bride donna look in motion?she's like the first bride alt with long front skirts
>>569260662Thanks, its cute even when its kinda trashy
>>569260652Well all of my aces have Turf S but two of them also have Mile S.Guess which one wins more.
7 and the seven posters above me will get great RNG for a CM uma today.
>>569260706like all the other dress alts
>>569260267
>>569260662I like some of the Bilibili shitposts
My medium S...
>>569260731Winning Ticket
>>569260747you got any example?I can't tell which alt has a long dressgametora doesn't have fullart for them
>>569260916Whats Mackie thinking about?
I want to make a parent with 9 star power sparks in MANT, is a guts deck just off-limits for this kind of build? I don't see how you would get enough stamina for long races.
>>569261002seeing wedding groove run is kinda insane
Yae
>>569261038Arima can be won with 300 stamina, only spring tenno sho is off limits, unless you buy a gold recovery, I've been doing haruten with pace Oguri with 400 stamina but gourmand, so you probably can do the same, you just need a gold blue.
>>569261024mmm bigmak n frnies
Which clubs are still 29/30?
>>569261024the bringing home of them
Shit you get when not farming parents
>>569261284only the smelly ones
>get mile S and end S on ogurin>both summers have 1 rainbow wit active onlyThis is criminal
>>569261284honsefun
>>569261365Shinko Windy strikes again!
>>569261365deserved for using the stinky fatty
>>569261131Tacuteyon
>>569258514Fag.
>>569261284Basashi is at 28/30. Chill B+ club with no quotas.
>>569260232on miles and sprints, Surface S is more important than Distance S
>>569260706>>569261002Sorry it's not the ult of her alt, I still haven't trained her yet, going to run her Stego and Aruvu in the next CM, so I just skinned over a regular one I have trained for this. I'll do a quick run with her after I finish my current Stego one that's going to crap because I'm halfway into senior year and 3 of my cards still aren't finished their events, with 1 of the cards only needing 1 event to actually get the gold skill but she won't drop it. Please Ryan.
>status after first inspobros I'm so fucking scared right now
>>569261328>3 main sparks are 2 starThis isnt good at all
>>569261453The only trainee immune to that is Brian, since if you train her then Hishi Amazon will be paying somewhat more attention to your actions than usual, and so she will consistently protect your support characters from falling into pitfall traps dug by Windy.
>>569261639it's huge
>>569261191With Torena-san?
>>5692616912 blue/ pink is perfectly fine
where da pasta at
>>569261098no
around mares be aware
They're really similar with small differences but which one is objectively better at procing? Any alternate inherits that reliably procs reliably on late-race? I want to use Shake It Out for the hog next CM
>>569261639Seeing this closing on you at night would be pants-crappingly scary
>>569261801Maybe one, but 2? Its certainly not something I would want in my parent loops
ONLY 3 MORE CMS UNTIL MANT ENDS AND WE ARE FREE
>>569261770maybeneeds more thinking
>>569262021I dont think she does when its about Torena-san
>>569261098osu
>>569262172>>569262172>>569262172
>>569261285Looks like
>>569260731>2 is more than 1Thank you for the enlightenment, anon.
>>569262094based /f1/ poster
>>569257370Anon...Rapehorse was post-eclipse, the person it tried to rape was Farnese
>>569252551WHO
>>569258518????I'm an ugly oji-san, not a cute umaahoka