Stonesword key>Latest Nightreign patch noteshttps://en.bandainamcoent.eu/elden-ring/news/elden-ring-nightreign-patch-notes-version-1032>Small guide for players who are coming back to the game and want to queue DoN, suggestions welcomehttps://rentry.org/d5guide>How to host 6 player lobbies with seamless coophttps://files.catbox.moe/we1zur.png>Nightreign MoreMapVariation+SoTEWeapon mod guidehttps://rentry.co/ergMMVW>Nightlord resistances chart (w/ DLC)https://files.catbox.moe/4pvan9.jpg>The main information document for Elden Ringhttps://rentry.org/erpasta>Character Plannershttps://eip.gg/elden-ring/build-planner/https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/19Op36P7gdVMkPzFQX6OsjZcfyUjdGOj7Cjk9qFAVj-U/edit>Interactive Maphttps://mapgenie.io/elden-ring/maps/the-lands-betweenhttps://nightreign-seed-finder.com/map-selection>Miscellaneous Nightreign Datahttps://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1meXOw4jR1hh7YXVMeijWwSDIXnCw6Tk4hTZPq2qvyK4>Group/Multiplayer PasswordergTouch bloodstain >>569173001
i'm from /dsg/ and i love this general
thread duck'd
hey me too
I love evergaols
>stonesword key has a depiction of the twinbirdnoice, never noticed before
even doe theres thousands of us
cc no queue, i no play
gg mystery bugs! That jump scare of them coming to me after charging you…
I'm going to eat an ergieburgie and have ergieyogurt as dessert
>>569266662>american = ergieburger>european = ergieyogurt>asia-pacific = ?
only do cocktails if you're a professional
>>569266834I do that a lot toodying for no reason when I could've just ult'd
>>569266951everyone is doing this
What's the point of lltbt? So you can do big damage and not interact with the boss moveset? In that case why don't you LL griefers just run beast and halo every run?
>>569266480Wait until you find out why.The cane sword has rykard's serpent on it's handle.
>>569267021The point is to beat ED Libra and ED Balancers.
>>569267021Retard
>>569267106you dont need that for balancers
>>569267021Enemy aggro range is a just that, a range. LLTBT reduces that range. It is really good if you like to backstab condemned.
>>569266834wait there was even ghostflame below faurtis so the succ and ligthning were almost frame perfect with each other
>>569267021beast and halo don't have the added benefit of randomly getting my teammates killed in funny ways and forcing them to check everyone's inventories
>>5692671632 lltbt is the safest strat against them.
>>569267252the safest strat is the host having a parry shield
>>5692672523 melee grugs killing them in a single swing is the best strat against red birds. Triple raider is peak clown show.
>>569267021I only take it when it’s unfortunately on good gear or if it’s ed libra/ssbbalancers. I’m sorry about that run yesterday I didn’t realize the other person had it too until I looked later.
>>569267378Yeah cool story bro show me your game where you do 3k damage per swing and enough damage negation to survive being randomly hit in the back.
>>569267372you know nightreign is p2p right?If green and red are lagging blue will still get ghost parries
>>569267529How are you guys so bad at this game?
>>569267648You don't play at D5 or else I would have seen your "raider" lmao.
>>569267558wrong retarded faggot bitch
>>569267648The idiots that try to dominate this thread are 4 fags from a discord that are genuinely terrible at this game. We had to explain how to fight the red wolf to them earlier. Yes, they are all D5 9999 and they are dogshit terrible. Their go to cope is claim you don't play the game.
>>569267898dptg award
>>569267951This anon doesn't play the game enough
>>569267245I wish it at least showed an icon if someone picks it up. You legit have to play the game differently.
Are there any normal snakes in the lands between?I don't think there are. Only legendary serpents. A normal snake in the lands between would be like a catsized dragon IRL
>>569268719Snails.
>>569268719snails in ER are actually snakes with a shell
>>569268719Look at the undead snail, they are all actually snakes. Spiritcaller snail even has a snake head and sticks his forked tongue out.
takeko is so retarded, help her shifty
>>569268986One of em is a fucking cobra lol.
>>569268986Don't know if I'd say those snakes are normal, more like a unicorn without its horn iykwimI meant a normal snake. Just your regular snake snake
>>569269254Thats what the snails are, just regular snakes.
you should gaolmax TODAY
>>569269326they're snails though
>>569269442Snails don't have bones lil bro.
>>569269482????
>>569269046we dont need status updates on your favorite japanese cartoon persona saar k***ht
>>569269592He's so cool...
>>569269532Snails don't have scales.
>>569269482snakes don't got this business big gump
>>569269592I wish Devil would watch me...
>>569269685nevermind I read that as "snakes don't have bones"
gg Greggers, shame about the finish, I really wanted to gavel him to death but I fucked up my ult timing ;-;
gg greg's blood flamberge with seppuku was pretty fun to use>>569269046i was in a game, what happened?
>>569269725He's a seathe the scaleless homage lil gump. It is a joke about how dragons and snakes have scales, except 1 doesn't.
>>569269830gg shifty was playing like a normal human this game, it was like seeing a unicorn
>>569269830wiped to a d2 mohg
>>569269673>>569269731Don't talk about yourself in third person weird faggot
>>569268986>>569269254>>569269442>>569269482You know what they say, if it looks like a duck and quacks like a duck, its actually a snail
Now that the dust has settled I think we all agree Spiritcaller Snails are snails
Having ED Balancers in a line and using Undertaker's Ult to knock through 3+ of them is so satisfying. Undertaker would make a great bowler.
>>569270036>shiftysnail
>>569269915D2 Mohg is probably the hardest boss in trio scaling though unless you’re running balancerslop. Your teammates are 99% guaranteed to be retarded and the ground flame even at d0 does serious damage
1/3
>>569270102>>569270046
>>569266662>>569266506>>569266389Keep it to yourself retard your subhumanity is not of anyone’s interest
I started the game and got flashy dots when looking at the round table, each had a different color, like i was in a gay disco or something. I moved to another room and that shit didn't happen. Came back to the table and the disco continued. Used alt+f9 to record and the disco increased, more points and faster. Then game crashed.Had this happen to anyone? My graphic card is fucked, right?
>>569269915lmao thats grim, but doesn't she have matchmaking off? I wouldn't encounter her with randoms
>>569270231Seen plenty of teams get bodied in the second half when mohg is pmsing all over the ground and zoning everyone.
>>569270231Wow that's literally me
>>569270389>>569269046she doesn't play with a pw so good luck sniping her even with a japanese vpn on
>randies getting mad that I'm using cheated(legal) relicsLolFuck grinding and fuck gacha, if anyone asks I just got lucky(six times in a row).
>>569270505Theoretically it shouldn't be that hard, wasn't there only like 1 or 2% of the playerbase in D5?Thats only something like 500-100 people and if you limit it to japan probably just a couple hundred
>>569270876you imagined this again?
>>5692709263% of a dozen millions selling game, a year ago.
>>569267529>Yeah cool story bro show me your game where you do 3k damage per swing and enough damage negation to survive being randomly hit in the back.ok, here you gohttps://files.catbox.moe/iqr5gq.mp4
>>569271294Based knows the CR2 will regain all the hp raider guy. The guy crying obviously doesn't understand how to play the slab.
>>5692710513% as of December, i wonder what the stats are now
>>569267529It’s fairly easy vs birds. They seem to take inflated damage numbers. Like I’ll do 1.5k to a banished soldier mook with a CR2 then 2.9k using the same weapons CR2 vs a red bird. If you have damage on charge attack, taking damage negation, phys negation and full hp negation then you’re basically invincible vs red birds as raider
>>569266414
>>569271595I think the birds share their hp pool overall and only the red boss bitch has actual defenses, the other ones die to a stiff breeze. I know it shows them all with their own hp bars but they all share a single bar in actuality (most bird fights end when a random bird dies not when you sweep them all a 3rd time).
>>569271294demon clad fraud replay
>>569271294b-but you died...
>>569272072And then got back up because its triple raider. No one was ever in any danger.
lardcake just talk to me here or on steam instead of on twtich
@smee you are shit
>>569271294>cherrypicked 'p4 from a dregs user
@smee you are gawd
>>569272391>ask for something>get it>kvetching continues
>>569272391Dregs raider with post-damage restoration just feels like the way he was meant to be played desu
lardcake quit grooming himbabyban was just a shaving joke - he's still 30
What randomizer settings should I use
>>569272764They went back to /v/ to cool off we don't have to worry about it now.
idk, what options are there i never played a randomizer
Who was this bully? No one sends me anything. >>569266257
>>569270563Poopborne
>>569272889dw about it cutie mwah mwah
Lol.
>>569272889> No one sends me anything. yeah me too bud, it is what it is
>>569272889Probably someone jealous of you or trish
>>569273396gg deviljeet maybe you shouldn't use cheated relics
>>569273396>great purge before the patchI can feel it coming
>>569273396raped
>>569273396>>569269592DEVILJEETARINOSAARS.....WE LOST...
>>569272889There post doesn’t make much sense so I’m guessing it’s just some threadshitter
>>569272139Okie, I'll add you on steam to leave thank you messages instead.>>569272764I'm not grooming anyone. I let people come to me if they want that kind of thing, anyone else I just thank them for carrying or doing well.
>>569272490don’t talk about yourself faggot>>569273146>>569270337
>>569273572hope springs eternal
INT/FTH or ARC/FTH
lardcake grooms minors on discord and tells them they should take estrogen
>>569274774Weird fantasy you have there
>>569274774So lame and weird and pedophilic...makes sense virtually no one likes xhim.
>>569273764>>569273396>>569273489Now that devildalit is gonem who's gonna carry the D tiers next?
>>569274774I'd be more surprised if he wasn't. Dude's a 40+ year old gigahon. It's in their nature to prey on the young and vulnerable.
>Cleared all the POI's in Night 2's circle for regular bugsNot that it would have mattered, I suppose.
>>569275273terr has been doing that for months get with the times
every post is me
>>569275516That is when you start rolling the dice on pois outside the circle.
>>569275273terr, and he's better than devil desu
>>569275667Fuck yeah let's do red zamor ruins while the rain is coming
terr is more mechanically skilled than devil but loses more games because he's terminally brown and autistic
>>569275273>>569275695Lolcows are doing their thing again.
>>569275826I'm executor so I have like 5 health bars so I'm down. >dantev and dragonguy talking about each other again
Let's be real, no one's gonna defend or lust after trooncake anymore once we get to see his face.
>>569275839If there's one thing these two have in common is that they have giant inflated egos
we all carry a piece of dsg in our hearts
>>569276513not
ggs heolstor
>>569275695said no one ever
ergies are amalek we must destroy them
>>569275695>cant even beat horse consistentlylol
>>569276739gg i need to work on my heolster parries
anyone else get nervous thinking about how their heart has to keep beating continuously, all the time, no breakslikeit could just stop at any time and then you're doneonly has to happen once
>>569274107Poop souls
>>569277102No not really, hearts have had millions of years of evolution so they're pretty good at not just randomly stopping
>>569277102you can make the same case for almost every organ
>>569276513Most of us don’t have a tumor in our hearts, no, that’s just you >>569274441>>569275273>>569276859Stop
>>569277102No, I'm mostly concerned about my dick.
>>569273396Deviljeeta moment
>>569277334hearts stopping is still the leading cause of death believe it or not
I miss Skorv so fucking much if you’re reading this please come back to us
>>569276064Actually my face is my best quality! Also stop talking about me and queue up I want to play with you guys instead of randoms right now.
>>569277102you're gonna die, dude
Devil *nig** and troonjark on banlist watch
Queue
>>569278914>>569273396>>569273489How btfo would you be if they just queued up tomorrow.
gg no damage negation at full HP vs hotdogs is suffering
>>569278323>Actually my face is my best quality! Really? Why don't you go ahead and post it then? Use litterbox instead of catbox.
cupcake's face reveal would deal a devastating blow to this gennie but also it'll be very funny
>>569279049>0 flasks ironsissy>no 6th sense wyldjeetaYikes...
>>569279049gg I thought the dogs were dead when they actually had 1hp left so I stood there like an idiot and lost my 6th sense. Also what is this fuckery
>>569279460omae wa mou shindeiru...
>>569279408They had to carry a zdps exepaki, so its understandable
>>569279460also doesn't eleonora's deal fire damage? how tf did it stay frostbitten?
>>569279953Lightning, only the top element counts for removing frostbite
>>569279953grease overrides innate fire damage
still learning new stuff about this game's mechanics ffs ishizaki...
still 1/3
>>569279380that pussy nigga would never
well lmao shit happens
>>569279953When weapons are buffed it only counts the buffed element in terms of hitting them in terms of triggering effects, it's more pronounced when it comes to triggering nightlord weaknesses and getting poise damage bonuses. This only counts with buffs if something has natural split damage it works normally.
>>569280872well random boss ED balancer without any lltbt is retarded.
lmao get fucked LLTBTards
>devil banned>Z tiers already wiping to balancersIt will only go downhill from here.
>>569280937"one lltbt is worse than none"thus spoke zorbathustra
worry not we still have cc the true GOAT
>>569280937>>569281254really unlucky was a bit surprised when i saw demon princes showed up kek
>>569281208rather an honest loss than a cheated victory
>>569281208there were two bug wipes yesterdayThe Great Shittering is upon us
>>569281208one less cheater in erg is a good thing
>>569281208the pussy ass cheater clawshot spammer is gone? good riddance
even doe last I played with devilGAWD he had two empty lines on his deep relics
here we go again
>>569282031Let him burn himself out he's been having a terrible day.
>>569270827Actually she's my wife and I'll post here wherever I like.
>>569267106You should be damagemaxxing for balancers so that you can rape the worm
>>569281208really doubt its devilcrungo. FS never bans people for minor stuff, i think they'd only ban people for illegitimately obtainable relics
>>569280872>>569280937names?
gg ice bird no magma shot and forgot to get a stone to upgrade my seal
>>569283750I don't even cheat and I got a warning once. You can pick up cheated gear a cheater drops and end up getting hit.
>>569283912what the fuck. fromsoft is so stupid. KEK
>>569283868gg caligo! Cute sitting squad.
>>569270340https://files.catbox.moe/mf9rzr.mp4Wellcome to rainbow reign. Time to burn the wallet i suppose.
>>569284003I don't think their system is robust, it is all report based. No one looked over my game and noticed I picked up cheated gear, they handled a report submission and I had the gear on me so I got the warning.
>>569284078thats rough
>>569270340I had this too. My graphics card was indeed fucked.
GG Horse.My "best" drop was a fucking jar cannon like come on.
good morning erg!!
>>569284469gg uma ballistas are funny isn't greatbow just better?at least i think they can go trough multiple mobs
>>569284682Wouldn't grafted sword be better?
>>569284682Both are shit, only roa/t&t spam is good, which is what I did most of the run.I dropped 2 colossal, both with continuous HP loss.
>>569284610g'day
All right who dodged?
>>569284682'lista's are bad and youre trishtina
>>569283853trashyerbitchtroon-box
>>569267529This isn't one shotting them but colossal weapon Raider can just run in and fight them. https://www.twitch.tv/zorban/clip/EphemeralTsundereTofuKappaWealth-M0ODLvlQFeKVTBnWWith 3 Raiders you just completely roll over the ED Balancers
>>569284986I don't play with Guardian players.
>>569285126based
>>569284986Anons probably picked guardian to trigger him
>>569285082people will see all the scream multihits he avoided and tell you the balancer relic effect is bad. think about that. and let that sink in
I genuienly don't know who devilguy is I just want to clarify that I'm not them >>569273396 Funniest thing is that it was some chinese dogs who reported me.
>>569285028yesat least ballista hab higher base damagebut i've never ever kept one for the NL...even crossbows are better i think
>>569283750I'd like to imagine that the people ITT aren't so stupid as to make illegal relics
gg angry libra slam too strong for my 6th seven
>>569285804They are that dumb. We had a bunch of anons asking how to dummyproof their cheating on launch.
>>569286010Another lobby carried by terr
>>569286061That's surprisingly sad. I would expect Anons to cheat relics (at least nowadays and for builds that require a lot of specific rolls to work) desu, but not at launch. I'm kind of glad I avoided this thread at NR's launch while trying to avoid spoilers about the game before I could get it.
>>569286886Troons cheat in all aspects of life bro, you shouldn't be surprised at all.
How do you dodge everdark caligos aoe where he puts his armor on can you literally just stay right next to him to avoid that? I ran away and got one shot by it but the rest of my team was literally right next to him or do you have to roll it?
>>569287504One of the flasks in the spirit spring merchant turns non-physical damage into healing. It makes a few of the nightlords free wins.
>>569285082this dude actually wasted an inventory slot on negation at full HP as raider lmao
>>569287504You can roll it. The timing is just as she puts her front legs down.
>>569285562>>569285126>>569284943>>569284682>>569282954>avatarfagging as someone outside of elden ringCringe
>>569288016you are replying to the cringiest poster possible, please remember to wash your hands after
>>569287924You need it to not get 1 shot before your other negations kick in.
>>569287504Look at Caligo's hands while she's transforming, when she slams them roll https://www.twitch.tv/zorban/clip/CarefulDarlingSnoodPicoMause-KeVczk2nn0Sy-li9
>>569287070Sure, but the people cheating builds together in older games (using Honest Merchant in DS3 for example) just /seem/ distinctly different from the vast majority of people I've seen cheat relics, ITT or otherwise. I wonder what exactly changed.
>>569288191>SureAll you had to say.
>>56928819199% of Nightreign cheaters are not cheating in relics to do quirky shit like a Perfume Scholar build, Dragon Communion Rev etc but instead they cheat in some disgustingly strong build like +12 physical +3 max hp relics with perfect curses.People who feel the need to cheat these relics in are pathetic shitters who have a complete ego meltdown when they lose at games.Or they're Chinese
>>569288140you don't
>japs use extremely defensive builds and learn dodge and punish timings inside out>westerners run glass cannons and try to nuke the boss before they do something that beats their panic rollWhy is it like this
>>569288641you've posted his one a few too many times bot
>>569288641They got nuked twice when they stepped out of line once, so they never step out of line ever again. They will never show gumption now.
>>569288641lmao what is that myth about jap running tanky builds.Before dlc their meta was ISA x6.
>>569288641>japs use extremely defensive buildssound exactly like someone in here
>>569288641Both sides play fine, I always told /vg/ to put on a phys negation 2 and hp relics because they are good and always got told I was wrong. I never changed because I was clearing D5 content with no issues while lurking the thread seeing bitchfit crying sessions. I've stopped telling you guys how to play though, the crossbow incident didn't go over well.
>+12physical>"disgustingly strong."They're calling it the most raped poster ITT
>>569288691Return of The King.
>>569288574Yes, and I'm wondering why people seem to have no creativity anymore. Is it because FromSoftware games got more popular and the playerbase changed? Was it that drastic?
>>569289478yeah, king of the raped brownoids
>>569289945Don't seethe about your rapist too hard
like 80% of you guys should hang out with some tibetan monks who can keep you away from porn for like 6 or 7 28-day cycles and then it will fix you
>>569288971Twisting what was said in this manner is very Jewish of you anon.
>>569288971nta+12 Phys is fine but you've gotta commit to being a glass cannon and not be a little bitch if you can't find the passives you want, stacking the defense and then HP on top of that is the part that's really pathetic in my opinion
damn i was hoping that lighnting would end it kek, unfortunate
Very Spoopy (13:58:18)
>>569290017>post-rape cuckjeet meltdowncinema for sure
The power of darkness... man I wish I could alter Maliketh's helm and remove his hair
>>569290460
>>569290371sadly bullets stop hitting when downed
>>569290623I don't get it
>>569290243You'd still be wrong when Balancer skillslop and beastclaw rev exist. >>569290338Not as pathetic as how much you cry about it, however.
>>569290745Nothing to get brosef.
>>569290647oh til
>>569290913if those builds are so strong why do you need cheated god rolls
>>569290401Saw it before the prune. Doing God's work.
>>569288641Can you verify this information with a credible source?
>Can you verify this information with a credible source?
>>569291609
>>569290401>>569291221What's up bro?
>>569291908lolcow meltdown was pruned.
>569286510>569290401>569291221>569291908>569291953daily DOS self-reply humiliation ritual
>>569291953What?
>>569292087>>569291953
I ate 2 packs of cheap sandwich cookies from the family dollar in under 24 hours. I finally satiating my constant sweet tooth. For once I just want a light savory meal to balance things out.The strawberry flavored cookies had that trix cereal smell to them. Quite pleasant.
>>569288641>looks are ergs best players>4 run full hp>3 run some form of damageOk retard
I know where you live eric
>looks are ergs best players
>>569292150What?
>>569291838Mindraped by trannies award
>>569290913>You'd still be wrong when Balancer skillslop and beastclaw rev exist.Continuing the dishonest pretending to the retarded Jewish behaviour I see
>>569292559>>569291953lemme help you out.
tfw wanted cerulean onslaught to be real
>>569282598You’re wrong otherwise you wouldn’t treat her like this
>>569289945saksham (formerly terr) has always been here though
>>569291953>>569286510>>569290401>>569291221>>569291908Why did he quote you like this? Something must be serious this time
>>569293578Probably stuck in a programmed loop or something, it happens.
>>569292583You seem weirdly upset
>>569293859tranners don't like being called out
after 10 hours of playtime i can safely say that ironeye is the best characterand no i haven't tried every character yet but i can just tell, okay?
>>569294227You would be right.
>>569294262yeah, if we forget duchess exists
>>569294227he's good but executor mogs everyone especially wyldalit
>>569291838Mindraped the tranny award
>>569293859Anon is so cool throwing tantrums about troons every time they show up
holy kinorino
>>569294227He's in a 4 way split of useful characters with the other 6 being dead weight.
>>569295206Can weapons have two attack effects like that? I've never seen that before.
>>569295206bloody hacker
>>569295318on charge and charge attack that land are 2 different categories.
>>569295318it can't he cheated it in
>>569294227Normal mode: Ironeye, WylderDeep of Night: Duchess, Ironeye, Revenant, Wylder > Recluse > huge gap>exejeet, undertroon, rest of the jobbers here>>569294718And other exejeet delusions to tell yourself
Queuing
>>569295530>>569295623Which is it
>>569295318Its normal. I get a version of that fist all the time against fulghor and it pisses me off to no end. >>569295831Normal, but rare because the on charge attack that lands lines are rare af.
>>569273764>>569275273You seem upset
might give duckess a try tomorrowwhat weapon do you usually run with her?i see high int but she can't regen mana like recluse, no?
gg dog
>>569296098you run double balancer relic + improved restage and pick any weapon with a good ash of war.
>>569295831If you upgrade an on charge attack weapon with the ancient dragon stone then it’ll gain two on charge attacks
>>569296158Were you guys trying out some new routing this game? I couldn't predict what was going to happen at any point.Also, I made the effort not to aggro the lobster. Then you pass through, and a lobster follows, and then I'm stuck fighting the lobster.
>oh shit im getting made fun of what do i do>uhhhhh>i'll post a webm of an exejeet dying that'll show em
>>569296098She's good with sorceries, but you might need starlight shards.
>>569296447i think me and practice had slightly different ideas in that regard kekdidn't expect the south lobster to agro
is south lobster worth it when theres ant riders?
>>569296098you play her as god intended, dual daggers
>>569288641i love this bait because it's believable
>>569296928if the circle permits then I always kill both
i have yet to make a weapon upgrade with smithing stone workbuy stone from merchant and use the anvil but when it will never let me upgrade any of my weapons
>>569296928Always. If you are leaving lake under level 7 you fucked up.
>>569297080blue stone -> upgrade a white weapon to blue (only upgrades the damage, not the passive)purple stone -> upgrade a blue weapon to purple (same, only increases the damage)
>>569297080small stone upgrades your white weapons to blue, purple stone which you can get from mines/cracked statues/township upgrades your blue weapons to purple
show me one of these "japanese" builds?
>>569297412Kill yourself.
Friendly reminder if you use a forge and then drop the weapon, it gains an affinity or loses if it already has one for some god forsaken reason
>>569294975>>569295624>>569296464You clocked him good can’t lie
>>569297412
>>569297412I can't, sorry.
>>569297640Friendly reminder that nobody likes you, troontinx.
if you don't queue right now you're letting the bullies win yes practice stole my lobby again
>>569297279>>569297267is it because weapon drops can be higher levels and that's why i won't work?
>>569297887Her name is trishtina
>>569297640Is there any reason to do this aside from fishing for the Nightlord's weakness? Can it add stuff like bleed or frost?
>>569298076>her
>>569298085you can remove shit affinities and make it deal pure physical for more damage
>>569298151her
>>569298085if you roll a cold or bleed skill it would probably change the affinity to that
>>569297412>implying you can read japanese
>>569298348You're delusional, tinpo.
>>569298447idc nigga i'll ai translate that shit
>>569298447gee I wonder what the red icon that says "HP" on it means.....?!?!?!? NANDATTOOOO AAGHGHHH HWHAT DOES IT SAY PLEASE TELL ME JAPLARPERS AUEUGUHHHH
>>569298447>ED augur relicthat's all I need to know this build is dogshit
>>569298529you can use the hard r you're brown enough
>>569298447I really like the little smiley face character, Japanese is so cute I wish it were a real language
>>569298710>>569298710the flatter smiley face is shi and the more curved on is tsuthey're very similar so I mix them up all the time
>>569299094I'll remember them like the dog, because people smile when they see dogsThank you, Anon
>>569299094i learned hiragana and katakana years ago and then forgot them kekkerino
>>569298447that's a solid zdps build, probably getting giga carried 99% of the time
>>569285082creasytina will look at this clip and tell you raider cant hit trade in depth 5
qrd on ED augur relic? cc? are you a zdps chudwife?
>>569299327i like playing fist raider with charge attack + max hp + rally + succ attack in d5 and pretending i'm god cuz you can't die
i wish creasytina would transition and become an erg girl
creastina
>>569299327I have a purely offense focused Dregs Raider build and I can consistently trade, I just can't /start/ the game trading, I have to rely much more on RetaliateI've never understood the lies people make about the different Nightfarers like you can't just try them
>>569296043Most raped cheaterjeet brown vtumor simp troon chasing faggotron 3000 award
I like creasy more than trish
I don't join the password because I'm afraid of getting mocked ITT, you guys are really catty and mean sometimes and then it persists thread after thread and then you're just hated forever
>>569299968its just harmless banter mate, dont worry about it
>>569299968Thats fine, as long as you do your part as a threadshitter and help antagonize any post-game meltdowns.
>>569300210NTA but let's be real none of it is harmless banter, you guys want to genuinely bring each other down at any chance you get. This was especially proven with erg streams
>>569299968Most of my matches are normal, and I think a lot of the anonymous potshots are from one or two of the same people (most likely terr). >>569300210you keep using that word as some sort of trump card. if you act like a dipshit then you are a dipshit. it doesn't matter what label you try to put on it.
>>569297887this reply made me smile, thank you for stating something so true and that I agree with :)
>>569299968It's just terr and devil shitting up the thread with their insanity. Just block them and ignore the threadshitting.
>>569300776Stop deadnaming xher
>>569300392>>569300395calm down lads just being friendly, someone piss in your cornflakes or something?
dude im le so honkin chill and neutral especially when i spend 12 hours a day acting like a catty teenager anonymously to people i play games with
>>569299968i don't join because d5 randoms are generally better than erg
>>569300392If you take anything anyone says in this thread seriously you are a bigger mental case than the transsexuals/erp fags. Its no different than trashtalk in a call of duty lobby.
>>569301153they absolutely are not lmao, what are you smoking
>>569296098>>569285562>>569285126>>569284943>>569284682>>569284280>>569282954>>569284018These are really good. You do us all a great service. Much appreciated
>terr getting shat on for being an obviously negative shit stirrerlearn how to be better comedian or shut your mouth
>>569301328yeah they are. there are maybe 4 good players here and a bunch of carried shitters.
>>569301541He's getting that ass beat again, he's gonna rage afk again soon, hopefully to cool down
gg dreg! Thank you for getting me a smithing stone 2 that was very sweet of you <3
>>569301869Kill yourself.
>>569301153yeah no im done playing erg some of you guys are way too eager to fuck over your teammates because you have main character syndrome. randos are a toss up but at least there's a lot of variety and much faster queues
>>569301541>>569301062>>569300776>>569300395>>569300392>>569299968Terr constantly shit talking anyone and everyone can be fully explained when you remember this guy is still genuinely bitter his general ate shit and seems to actually blame us for it to an extent so he hates this place and everyone who posts in it by proxy. If you haven’t noticed, he’s the one who adds ‘jeet’ ‘troon’ ‘tinx’ etc. at the end of literally everyone’s names.
>>569301612I got a 150 win streak with erg and I have all the so-called "s tiers" blocked so no you're wrong
>>569301954Yeah I already blocked him for his behavior in the thread and his occasional in-game spergouts
>>569301869
>>569302091You always were a weirdo
>>569302283God I love this image so much, you can tell there's genuine hate behind it, there's so much feeling poured into it
>>569301062I just show up sometimes to see the clips and see if anyone says anything interesting that I can learn from; for example, I had always assumed that teammates actually checked the shop so I never offered the Twiggy when I bought it and didn't need it, but now I've begun offering it to others.
gg I hate the dropping LLTBT for normie balancers meme so much it's so shitof course the couple times I'm targeted by the pink bird it's the spear one that lunges forward towards you from fucking africa
uh oh belan melty
lol someone added "Helpful Tips" to the ps5 Elden Ring game page and it's just them using the mimic tear to beat three of the main story bosses and I found it funnyI like to believe that it's you
I'm only using BLT for libra. you should be able to handle two waves of red birds fine and beat the worm up enough to two cycle it
>>569303586be less targeted
>>569303354I picked mine up again in phase 3 because Godricks axe charged attack was too hard to hit on moving birds
You seriously need to grow up, man. You've been playing this game for so long, yet you still behave like this because of your own incompetence?Out of respect for the times you've played normally, I won't point out your name. But I'll make sure there won't be a third time like this.
>>569303697bacon lettuce tomato
>>569303813Quit spamming.
queue for the video game>>569303848battle lance telephone
>>569303586Cute larp, unfortunately, I like winning consistently, you're welcome to try and throw the match on your own though.
I don't even like using LLGBT against Libra, I'd rather we all just actually build for damage so that we can kill them quicklyThis works btw, and it feels like a fight that's similar to the ED birds but with more in your face bullshit and variety that can make it a colossal knowledge check as well as a DPS checkt. Raider main
>>569303918I bring damage to balancers be it roa for worm or just straight up magic duchess. the last few runs we've targetted the worm and it went well
>>569304123the npc's are a lot more problematic than the birds. you do you though.
>>569304153>>569304123>t. sub 100 winstreaks
>>569304123Meant for >>569303586
>>569304123good luck in your endeavours but I'll be bringing LLTBT and 3+ different negations and extra HP
I like bringing meme builds to everything and everyone calling me shit
>>569304123to not have lltbt against libra means at least 1~2 people need a way to AoE the condemned as they spawn. this means fire braid, mohg's spear, etc. if at least 2 people do not have this form of AoE damage then you need lltbt.
>>569304228and you live in india
sorry guys, my game died when we began fighting that hippo and couldn't reconnect
>>569301954>mass replies means I'm right
>>569304123you can tell that the guy writing this has always been carried against ED Libra and never experienced a no lltbt with shit weapons ED libra with fucking cannon jar ironeye, greatbow wylder etc
>>569305629Gb wylder shouldn't be in the game
>>569301954looks like you struck a nerve and thus had your point proven correct. it wasn’t even that good a general lol. guy really needs to learn how to let go.
dark fathom enjoyer is queueing
>>569303354maybe pick a character that doesn't crumble in 2 hits like a bitch
>>569305809Can you unblock Trish please?
>>569304224I can consistently bully the NPCs be they condemned or invaders, they're pretty much all free damage buffs to me>>569304228True! But I'm also still only D4, I simply haven't played that many games, I just know that stacking damage and playing well has always worked well for me, but my opinion is probably colored by my sheer ability to trade consistently, with no regard to depth. Even in the games I've been pulled to D5, I've only really needed a second TDBDN and that's actually made my Dregs build feel better, especially since it has shared flasks and post-damage restoration +2 so when I finally need to heal I'm helping the rest of them not die too
>>569303886You don’t know what that word means
my steam crashed....
Holy shit the raidgroid glazer is a fucking D4 carried shitter.Like why am I even surprised?
>>569304267As long as you can deal with one NPC and not go down, we're good desu. I'm fine with the NPCs.>>569304310I like to do this in D0, I'm thinking of doing some no relic runs or maybe just a maximum pouches build>>569304314Why can't you deal with one condemned on your own while we each kill our own? Yes, I know Libra is there, but you don't need to kill either, you just need to not die. Whoever kills one first goes and helps someone else. It feels like the Balancers raid in a weird way to me, but turned up to 12 or 13.>>569305629I just rush the condemned down and do my part, I don't really know what to say.
>>569306052Kek
>>569302757Precisely why I post it. In a just world it'll make the troons here hang themselves.
>>569305907Thanks for staying off the pw.
Silence S tiers. A D4 raider is speaking
wiped to night's cavalry night 1 award
>>569306307>>569306301Kek
>>569306301Are you admitting you can't carry a D4 raider? Tier? Because you're demoted 2 of them.
ESL
Raiders continuing to prove themselves to be both the worst players in the game and the worst posters in the thread
even doe birdjeets are worse
>>569306394names right fucking now
we need a new tier list and we need an erg girl and erg boy list
>>569307147We need you to shut the fuck up and stop thread shitting
>>569307060***ht cavalry can go wrong extremely fast. I have seen practice and tinpo 2 barred to these (and myself of course but that's a given).
>>569307248the biggest failure is always a lack of awareness, even if someone is fighting the other one you need to keep an eye out as it might switch and do a leap attack at you
>>569307237you should stop replying to him
>>569307237All you do is threadshit. You don’t play the game, you don’t post on topic, you don’t make any oc, you don’t talk about lore, you don’t do anything other than shit up the thread.
>>569306448I don't know where this meme about me being carried is coming from, I just haven't played that many games in DON but it all makes sense to me, I just ensure that my teammates can do their job even if that means I have to play more carefully and do a little less damage for a bit
wyldsaars are worse doebeit
even doe birdjeets have been successfully shamed into nonexistence
controller started fucking up hard right before dancer. delayed inputs, stuck inputs. gay. at one point i just started walking toward dancer and got gaped lol
>>569304330My name is not saksham thoughbeit
>>569307519>self narrated threadjeet projectionLike pottery
0 flasks & no 6th sense as wylder vs caligo. Nyame right fucking NYOW
>>569306834Close 2nd to exesaars I'm afraid
>>569308486Damn this is some master class banter id invite you to my all black bbq
>>569308486Thought I was on a podcast set or something because this banter was so good. Level 99 charisma you nailed it
>all blackname? for the black block list
If you don’t like my banter then stay out my fucking lane. I’m capping all homies bro or no
>not intentionally using 6th sense as a resource to get in an extra couple of hits against a bosswhy are you even playing wylder at that point
>>569307060deviljeet
>>569309331He woulda carried thoughbeit
>>569307519 (me)meant for this brown tard here >>569301375 and >>569301954
gg greg, sorry about that DC and also leaving you behind at the camp
>>569310256all good thanks for not leaving us alone to duo
>>569310256gg late triple maraisdreg had the hots for me, got targeted after every transition
>>569308553So weak and pathetic
>>569309916 (me) made a mistake actually meant for >>569304714 (me) and >>569307930 (me)
>>569301954Damn. This made him REALLY upset.
>>569306834Raider is just the new topic for the lolcow to cry about. The only question is what post did a raider bro post that blew the discord out like guardian did?
>>569311104 (me)whoops I quoted the wrong posts they're in fact meant for >>569309916 and >>569311104
Interesting thread
>>569311608Same guy that posted the guardian decimation post made a post saying he mains raider in D5 while implying everyone can do the same. That was enough to start the fire.
>>569309916 (me)meant for >>569311104and >>569311746
we didn't start the flame war
>>569311824its zorban's fault
I don't know who's who anymore
>>569312589No. Zorban is one of the best posters in erg history.
>>569312643I'm me and you're you
which nightfarer is the least indian
ong ong ongbal I will be ong ong ongbal
>>569309467>Deviljeet>carry
>redditplier
>kinoplier
What's up guys? Did you see Iron Lung?
>reddit ring
normie balancers is such a boring dogshit fight
gg caligofeels good to be able to just stand beneath her while she's doing her frost breath with a million crystals on the floor
not a single purple seal that entire run
>>569314561I disagree.
Gg rng ice spikes
What's up guys
just realized it's the big zombies who turn into wormfaces so if you kill them first you won't have to deal with them
>>569314561>"haha! Eat my magically conjured rock!">"Ya!">"Ya!">Balancer begins a grab>I'm already in the rhythm of spamming rock>"Wait, is that grab aimed at me?">Spams another rock>Gets grabbed.>"Yeah, that was aimed at me"Luckily I had the raw HP and negations to survive the blow
>>569315073It's the ones with particle effects around them.
>>569315073Dreglord kills them all for me.
lmao, look at this guys relicsPhys and affinity negation on one relic
>>569312424 (me) really meant for >>569312424 (me)
>>569315550>taking damage gives rot/blood/poison>there are dormants to turn all 3 options into buffsShameless
>>569315550that's legal but cheated
>>569311746 (me)Oops this was actually meant for >>569312424and >>569315625
>>569315550WowThis guy must have devil knight level luck!:)
>>569297698Powerful japanese build...>>569297709understandable they're too far in japan>>569298085>>569298321Yep you can make any weapon pure physical and I've heard it's not just visual. Yesterday in a run a Wylder changed some lightning fists to physical RKR fists, insane
how do I make my map routes more productive? I am always underlevel
>>569315550Ironeye only needs Phys +4, Defeating enemies +1, and the Heavy Poison doe, why would someone cheat and make a tanky Ironeye
>>569316346>Yesterday in a run a Wylder changed some lightning fists to physical RKR fistsHoly shit this is giant news. Thank you for changing my life
>>569316395every team needs an immortal seed checker markbot who will live forever and one 6crystallian/double balancers/beast slop damage bot who dies in one hit
>>569316641Who is the third person
>>569316551every time i do the forge gacha i hope for gv/shared order/cragblade/flamingstrike/RKR/etcand every time i get raptors of mist, quickstep, ground slam, endure, etc
>>569316346>changed some lightning fists to physical RKR fists, insaneso they went from dogshit to dogshit, nothing remarkable there
>>569316886Is shared order impacted by skill up passives?
>>569316767a melee player just trying to have fun playing the game normally
>>569298634>>569298447Why do you consider augur relic bad? it helps us D tiers not get one shot... the HP scales nicely with extra HP passives. It only gives 100 hp just like "Increased maximum HP" from depth relics I think tho
>>569316952no buffs are
>>569316767
I would love to dissect the terr obsessed schizo's brain and see what goes in there
>>569317089Stinky, I don't like that
>>569317089Imagine how feigned the shock was when he found out he was banned.
>>569299968>>569300210It's not banter some people here are really sick in the head and make this whole trolling thing their life, it's day in, day out, really sad... just look how I get namedropped like 30 times every thread negatively and I don't even post that much
>>569317392Shut up trish, you are the worst troll here
>run dormant twin blades >none show up in 4 matches using itBleh
>trash show up>thread starts to become shit
>>569318039Reference an embarrassing thing from his past to send him back to /v/ to cry then it happens there too
>>569317052That hurts a lot>>569317000D tiers should pick characters that are tankier by default and build for damage in their relics and defense in their passives
>>569317000you're giving up a relic slot that could be occupied with something that gives you more dmg. 100 HP isn't shit, HP regen can't counter HP loss properly so it's shit, and regen at low HP is annoying to teammates that don't want to get overhealed
>>569318359Not an issue for me.
gg cold goat
>>569318359E tier opinion
>>569318359>and regen at low HP is annoying to teammates that don't want to get overhealedCry me a river dregtard you guys all floorhug anyway
>>569298689a brown person has never ai translated an image
>>569318359What a weird post>and regen at low HP is annoying to teammates that don't want to get overhealedVERY weird
>>569313936I watched Iron Lung the other day and he just copied every OATS studio short movie ngl
well I guess I know exactly how much hp d5 cold dogs have
>>569318526>>569318580>>569318359I play a Dregs Raider pretty decently and being "overhealed" is a meme, Dregs aren't a defensive thing so it doesn't really matter if you remove it, it just means I'll be doing less damage for a bit but that's your fault, we can sit here longer if you want and being "overhealed" is probably good for the other teammate desu
>>569318579so true saar
i don't think this game is for me. I am not getting it
>>569318884>I play a Dregs RaiderAnd I have Night of the Fathom. I don't know you play dregs raider because I'm not a troon that looks at your loadout.
>>569318623Cozy run. We were hyper aggressive as a team. Twin Dawn Cakers!
>>569318979>not looking at your teammates' relics to see what sort of stuff to drop and ping for them in the gameWhy
>>569318039The thread was already shit due to saksham’s threadshitting presence so no
>>569319165I'm not transitioning, I told you.
>>569318884I said the overheal was annoying, it's not a build breaking thingalso the extra HP from the augur relic is worthless if the player picks up a piece of equipment that reduces max HP
>>569319165Because what you have on doesn't matter and never does. Are you raider? I'll drop the raider stuff if I can.
>dregs r*idgroidStopped reading right there. Don't listen to deadweight cucks that farm le epic dps clips.
>>569318623Stop saying cold dogs
>>569319380>also the extra HP from the augur relic is worthless if the player picks up a piece of equipment that reduces max HPOr it means you are free to take a reduced max HP item that you never could before. Glass half full, glass half empty.
Late ggs
I look at relics and passives. For some reason this makes some people here seethe, I guess.
>>569319491I don't clipfarm, I just understand that it's an easy and fairly simple damage buff that can be kept up without me needing to get a ton of good passivesI wonder what sort of freaks you've played with that have you this upset with a relic.
>>569319686Nah, saying you don't makes some seethe for some reason. It is the passive implication of the no look enjoyer finding the game easy enough not to care, while the look enjoyer needs to do everything possible to eek out a win. It is naturally going to trigger people who are insecure about their skill or their ability to have fun.
>>569319928ntaI just like being a good teammate and feeling helpful it makes me feel good
>>569319214>i refuse to take responsibility for my shit general so instead im going to shift all the blame to one guy
>>569320065Secretaries feel the same way about their jobs.
>>569319928you sound like yerba
>>569318359Not dying gives you a lot of damage thoAnd it's not just 100 hp it's 100 hp + passives you get during the run (they're reallly common). So 1000 hp that would become 1150 becomes 1265 instead, which can be enough not to get one shot trough negation
>>569320184I'm anon. I don't play with you guys because lol
I can't get good.I love playing Undertaker but I feel useless all the time
>>569320423You might be ignoring her most valuable lines. It makes her night and day when you start building her right.
>>569319774>dormant fists user with inventory full of nothing but negations doing 800 dmg per CR2 watching a dreg user deal 3k dmg per hit>grrrr s-stop clipfarming!!
>>569320423This is my shitter caker build it's really hard to die
>>569320523There's no reason to have anything else if you have a blue full hp/succ neggers and optionally a taking damage neg to avoid combos or multihits
>>569320423Probably the most complex character in the game, and extremely dependent on having the right relic lines. If you're ever hitting an enemy without one or two self-buffs active you are probably playing it wrong and doing zdps.
>>569320801>Probably the most complex character in the gamemaybe this is true but it still only boils down to saving the skill for a stam refile.She's like Wylder but with all survivability and utility stripped out of his kit and replaced with more ways to do melee damage
>>569320423Protip - don't use hammers. All of a sudden she works.
Undertroons are so honest and stoic...
>>569320423Use hammers
>>569321017This is the first thing you need to learn as an undercaker.
>>569320960In most cases you aren't going to get enough time to do a full stamina bar worth of damage, and then active the skill for another full stamina bar + the extra damage and mitigation. Knowing you aren't going to get that much time and using the skill on the first hit, and turning it off early so its up again on the next window of opportunity is a lot of what makes the character so complicated.
>>569320073>you can’t just point out there are people who are disproportionately responsible for the state of the thread you’re contradicting meeeeee
>>569321434I use her like raider so I rush in sprinting which takes stamina then the hit takes stamina then I refresh with skill. I do the great spears build though, you are essentially always running or dashing in that build.
>>569321434Didn't even know you should disable it early. That's W goons
when are we switching to modreign
>>569322330when they add in the best DS2 bosses
>>569320743I pretty much only play her, and yeah out of the box she's pretty much just a worse wylder - she's very dependent on relics to excel. I think powerstance builds work the best on average, use dormant power + hp rally + defmotag and then fit in as much damage as you can. I prioritize the chain attack relic mod over the incant buff since its more reliable and powerstance attack chains tend to end faster. For weapons: straight sword/spear/curved sword/great hammer/great spear/greataxe/twinblade all work well depending on the nightlord.Claws and Fists work well with incant buff relic and spamming charged heavy attacks.Godslayer Greatsword and Icerind Hatchet (hand axe & forked hatchet too if you upgrade) have very strong r1 chains if you want to do that.
gg no lasered frauds
>>569322615srry meant for >>569320423
>>569322615She's probably bonkers with the dex respec and axes for celebrant's cleaver.
gg heolstor! Big damage run.
>>569322898Yeah I forgot to mention that - outside of hammers, greataxes, greathammers and colossals you should be using the dex relic.
>>569322898Why does her dex respec have to fuck her over so much... you lose a bunch of faith scaling for weapons (15) and 5 vigor (pretty hefty) while Duchess loses... 5 mind. For a measly 15 dex on the character with the lowest base dex.
bg
>>569323238belan...
>>569322640>crabbed>antspier in left hand having parry and me forgetting everytime and spamming parry in crabs faces>double red night tide >one run where grease aren’t dropping 1000x over>forgot to put on the Dex respec>forgot scorp screamed at the end of his tantrum>couldn’t get my knives at the end for the def down Think my RoB hit 500 at it peak though so there’s maybe potential there
>>569322650me on the right
well that day 1 circle was rough, thanks for being worm bait gremI ought to try attacking the central group more when we're doing the LLTBT strat, since they ignore me I can kill a few while my summons are up, need to be careful of the agro switch though
>>569320523A fist user is infinitely more useful and consistent than your rage-quitting ass thoughbeit. >>569321062More like neurotic and cringe
>>569323208In general all the respecs are great but you have to use them correctly. Dex respecs for everyone give more dex and less vigor, it is how they want the dex build in general to function.
>>569323171ggs, that was a real close revive at the treeworm on day 1 lol
>>569323451I can't believe I missed killing that redmane tower guy twice
can you not attack us dormant fist enjoyers in this heated debate about whether a damage build is good or not
>>569323724It's just known rage quittinx yerbatinx seething at better players
>>569321450>peopleThat's correct, yes. It's people, not one person.
>>569323587LOL that was hilarious. He hit me with that arrow at the very last possible moment. I whiffed every charge attack and then after getting up the second time I sipped and then the worm immediately went for me. Rude dude. >>569323662Thank you for Maris! We hit hard that run. Really cool picture you got of me going into super trance mode. I'd like to watch the animation in slomo.
>>569323724hi cc
>>569323710that certainly made things harder, perhaps we should have gone for the madness swamp but well youknow... it's a madness swamp
>>569323984>>569323662Oh wait, that's not the trance mode, that's heolstor oops
>>569323208The faith/int contributions to weapon scaling on most weapons isn't enough to worry about. Kind of like how Scholar has "C" int scaling, but only 2 less int than Rev's "B" scaling.
>>569323724No offence but you all look alike. A fist wylder a fist raider a fist scholar a fist undertaker, it is all the same idiot doing CR2s forever and missing 50% of the attacks they make.
i got on last night to attempt ed balancer and the first run was so comfy and we won...coolest boss ever can we get a worm nendoroid
>>569324512Ackshully it's not a worm because it has little feetsies
>>569323324Yeah fuck the crab. I never run through the ravine if I can help it, I take the first jump pad right into the second one. I hate when the chest spawns there
wait what was that movie director with the avant-pretensions?
>>569324745seahorsepede
>>569323817Lol I knew it was yerba but never called him out on it. how could you tell? it's interesting how cocky he acts about his epic youtuber dreg build even though he goes down every fight because the constant hp drain
>>569288828Who?>>569268986Where can I get one?
>>569325075>how could you tell?He can't. He called me yerba earlier and I'm not yerba.
>>569325291retarded either way
>>569323724Is survivalslop good?
>>569323952Find where I said otherwise.
queue
>>569326040mondodo visageage
>>569326040only if you are cc
>>569326192i am cc
>>569326040i'm eating>>569326273no you're not
love gaming
>>569313936>>569318603Perfect example of great concept but subpar execution>>569312687That’s just truth
>>569326531me too I just had such a swell time
>>569317000>>569316346my roman wife…
>>569325075because yerbatinx has posted a webm seething about fist/negationgawds before
>>569325707>The thread was already shit due to saksham’s threadshitting presenceThis implies it's one person.
