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Raise up your scat
Personal creations anchor, reply with your latest work!
>>569285365Dess has a high fiber diet and so does Kriscoincidence?
kris sex
>>569285365Bee-bop-bop-bara-booBop-bop-bara-boo
>>569285514many people are saying this!
>>569285293Hoo...
Raise up your fat
Megalovania is still top one songs for me
>>569285457krautsie? you okay?
>>569285747...man!
Megalovania isn't even in my top 10 Undertale songs let alone top 10 Undertale/Deltarune songs. I guess it's just so massively overplayed and I don't like how eb_distortedguitar sounds... I mean it's cool in the moment but I am sso sick of hearing it.
Megalovania more like megaloscatnia
>>569285786when i first fell over megalovania and spider dance on youtube, i didn't think i'd be elbow to elbow with faggots, but damn this is where my shit taste in music gets me.
Why is Jockington wearing his normal outfit?
>>569285950/v/ has less gay people and more on-topic
>>569285905krauTRANSfiguration has happened several times over this thread.first it was krautthen i was krautsiethen i was krautsheand now i ascend to lichdom but somehow gatekept by LGBTQA TSA.
Where's my new Undertale content?Do us Undertale bros really get NOTHING?
>>569285950If it helps I don't really like you either
>>569286018is this a joke
Chapter 5 JULY.
>>569286152there was a cute new piece of artwork dummy
>>569286196no
>>569286236i get artwork from here for free
>>569285905yo numbers, hru? believe it or not but I failed at something. shaving my legs. looks like I spilled NaOH on it. or to put it in more udnerstandable terms, water with ALOOOOT of tiny piranhas in it. what exfoliator cream do you use? most of them are caustic and cause pain/allergies, you said yours doesn't and works.
>>569286018You're free to go stay there any time you want
>>569286184it both does and does not matter.i wish i felt something that would feel like a victory, but it doesn't.its like winning a war but the cost expended on the way outweighs the gains.
>>569286360i look and act like the guy on the left but in 2026
>>569286380There's a big chance sure, but still
>>569285958Because he's Been real.
>>569286451Leaker confirmed it
>>569286360who am I in here?
>>569285293that sooz is so fucking cool
who in the blueberry fuck uses exfoliator cream?
Anyone bought the magazine? Is it full Undertale Deltarune content?
Leaker confirmsIn Chapter 5 Kris will explode
>>569286380>>569286451So NOTHING for the chapter 3/4 anniversary hmm
>>569286395I’m fine here, but I invite people who can’t stop complaining to leave
>>569286360secondary post
>Coming straight to YOUR house!
>>569286619Nope it's just a drawing for Famitsu's 40th anniversary
CATTI well gain 50 pounds in chapter 5
>>569286570
Good night, anons. Have a lovely day!
>>569286593I shaved my chest/belly and felt my clothes actually on my skin. it feels great, I an also run my hands over my smooth skin. my legs are buff as hell so it's very satisfying.Women like it clean and bald, Kraut. licking balls and getting hairs in your mouth is a turn off. no, don't ask. also I heard you are a fat redhead, if so I love you even more as that means you are one of the CaseOH clan. you do have the charisma.say the line''YOU GOT TO BE FISTIN ME''
>>569286716Femanons cream their pants thinking of this happening to them.
>>569286585This is probably my favorite DR artist in general, a lot of their stuff is really good.
>>569286816>fatif 75kg at roughly over 1,8 goes as fat, then yes.
>>569285293barely-obscured susie pits....
I will have my fucking freedom
>>569286762https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tUeibkZykGs
What's the best way to cook frozen hamburger patties asked Fave
no new content?back to doing jenkem
I have a dess tulpa in my head it's so fucking over
>>569286680?
>>569287135What's she doing right now
>>569287106lower the heat the fatter the patty.don't want to scorch the outside and keep the inside frozen.if they are smashburger patties, then crank that souljaboy to 11.>>569287015bro is seeing where i went with that.Nachtigall ich hör di trapseln.
>>569287135Tulpas aren't a thing. Not even real schizophrenic people have tulpas.
>>569287106my fave always thawed them in the microwave using the thaw function for like 10 minutes then season and stick them on a pan over the stove with butter on medium heat flipping every 4 minutes or so for a total of about 12-14 minutes. then you’re good to go
>>569287218I'd say it's more like a voice that I occasionally hear or talk to that embodies her? Right now It's doing nothing.
>>569286975how are you single my brother? high demands? as you sometimes seem a bit judge-y. idk. >>569287075I shown cute and glassless, here's brooding and cool. https://files.catbox.moe/lr3btq.pngI know what you want to do with the part under the crossguard, doomie whooms. we can experiment, you got no soul anyway~
the edd zone... was a zone... for ed edd n eddy... im gonna become a pillar here... by posting about the fucking edd zone.... itll be the second coming of edd-zone poster... from fucking /b/
I am also here to help Reddx's investment into this site as I made an account to post this. This is a recent, painful legbeard experience I had and I want to do something good for the world by letting you laugh at my misery porn.I will introduce info along the story because I think it reads more smoothly that way, introducing six or so characters as once is as smooth as the legs of a legbeard – carpet burns and road rash will soon follow. This is an online story, which are often tame. I can promise you that this is one wild ride.
>>569286307that leg shaving thing i did months ago? i am suspecting that might've been a one time thing, so im no expert on this subject. >i said the brand i use works fineyeah i suppose it does what it is supposed to do, but it claims "hair wont grow back in weeks" which was a blatant lie of massive caliber. so idk if i wanna recommend the brand i used because i don't want to advertise a brand the lies to it's customers.
>569287449oh my god bruh
I love fish
>>569287651Ignore him
Fave is the product of single motherhood.
Dark, or me. Yes, I was a beard, not by then, but if I ever give you other stories of myself they will have me being a total beard in my younger years. Better to get use to the name. I'm born in 1993 (27yo) INFJ (the viewers/you may know what this is if Reddx doesn't) Autistic, part time game dev (creative writer) and part time sheep herder.
I was, and I guess, still am, looking for a girlfriend. I might be bi but I got a female preference, go ahead and look it up! As creative writer I have a deviantart for the non-related story stuff I do in my free time, just google dark_warchief and you can admire my masterworks and grovel at my feet! I do enjoy that. So, I have a type of girl I am into. Furries/Artist types, punklike or tomboy, needs to be a warm person but also firm because INFJ personalities, and I too, tend to straddle borders and do stupidly dangerous stuff just for the experience. For example: I let 23 leeches drink from me and lost 3 blood bags worth of blood due the anticoagulant in their spit.
I went looking on deviantart in my country as dating services are stupid – why would something that makes money by you staying want you to be successful? I found a girl. An artist, mediocre at it. If you slam the saturation slider all the way to the right, add as many colors as you can, and imitate the generic unreal engine cartoon art style as hard as you can, you will get an idea. A new character appears! Genebeard, ENFJ, the OC of this legbeard looks like Gene Simmons, I do feel bad for comparing a rock star to this foul creature but it is the most insulting thing I can think of that Redd is still allowed to say in a video. She has a posh accent but talks very childlike. Her vocabulary is small and her sentences short, she is not disabled as her social intelligence and manipulative skills are far too developed. She is also an avid fursuiter.
CALLING IT NOWPapyrus doesn't exist in Deltarune, he was created in Undertale as the universe trying to solve a logical error of Gaster getting erased from existence, sort of like the way Deltarune Eggs are made.Sans real little brother is Gaster, who never got erased in Deltarune as he is The Man who is Kris's therapist but also doesn't want Kris to acknowledge his existence yet due to an elaborate means he concocted relating to the prophecy to help Kris cope with their trauma(maybe he's aware of the player?)Gaster from Undertale is trapped in Deltarune's menu screens and is possibly working with Gaster The Man but again to avoid a logic error only 1 Gaster can be present at a time(like a Schrodinger's Cat thing). As Gaster Undertale is doing his whole prophecy experiment shit, Kris cannot acknowledge The Man and hides him from the Player whenever possible. Eggs are created in place of acknowledging The Man to solve any logic errors.
Papyrus? More like POOPyrus
I approach her, on deviantart. I compliment her art and tell her who I am and what I do. She responded after a few days; ''owh, hi! It's so cool to see another Dutch person here! You write for a video game? That is so cool!'' I let her stroke my ego some more. It feels good and I deserve it for all the bullshit I went through in my life. We take off to telegram, and I got to see her weird OC with like 8 colors all on maximum contrast. Cute, but my eyes bleed ''Hi Dark! You are that guy that approached me on deviantart right?'' ''Yeah, I am. Nice to see you actually came'' We hit it off, The exact order of conversations is lost on me as this was like 10 months ago?
>>569288052I don't really like theories where Papyrus is Sans's fake brother he only cares about because he's kind of like his real brother
wow doomer ur such a great fucking poster you deserve a god damn fucking medal you fat old cocksucker, you deserve a gold fucking medal for your just incredible contributions to utg. truly, utg just wouldnt be the same without you.
>>569288253if only i could mold my stupid ugly moid face to look beautiful like this… then i would never be alone again
>>569286661Toby might say hello to us.
>>569288383Don't anon, just ignore and report his posts
i am still looking for a fave irlplease dm me if you are in the fave genus
What the shit is happening
>>569288407Yeah, Spamton is famously someone that is not alone at all.
I've heard enough bruh
WHATWHAT CAN YOU SPEAK UPI CANT HEAR YOU
>>569288583check your inbox
>>569288830check my inbox too
>>569287449self-hate, self-imposed isolation and i am surrounded by psychopaths.its moreso a demand that i impose on myself than i do on any romantic partner.it is two a simple questions:am i happy?and (how) do i deserve this?and as things stand, the answer is "no:". or "i don't.".
>>569288830SSDs on sale at newegg? Thanks fave!
this machine creates little black Fave ball
>>569288213Papyrus is Sans's real brother, Gaster is also Sans's real brother and both outcomes are simultaneously correct, it's like Schrodinger's Cat
>>569289207BLACK?????????>?>?!?!?!??!
>>569289207
fave can smell blood in the water for over 3 miles away
They were out of Faves at the store so you're going to have to do with store-brand Preferred Characters today
I came to check /utg/ on my break but fuck this thread I’m just gonna go work.
Gaster gets magically lobotomized and turned into Papyrus at the end of Deltarune
>>569289650Ugh, fine, I'll take Elder Puzzler.
>>569289650impossible, the Fave Store gets new stock in daily
>doomer is actually anon’s boss trying to increase productivity
this time around, I dont think the violence route was intentionally made to be uninteresting as a sort of statement about chewing every last morsel of a video game out. There's actually a lot of great dialouge exclusive to being a shithead. But I think that Toby failed to give you a motivation to see any of it. The Genocide route in Undertale worked because the game was only around 6 hours long when you played it like that. If you try the violence route just to try it, you're still locked to at least 20 hours of pretty much the exact same story, only this time you're actively choosing not to engage with any of the game.It's not a very strong hook to me
>>569289650gimme that ghetto fave booty
>>569289832Maybe he is not such a bad guy.
>>569289832a sort of manager of tasks...
>>569290106jej
Thread so bad it makes you want to do homework
>>569285416Concert for you(tg)https://voca.ro/1lP5TbHJlqHx
>>569290332ear virus transmission through the use of soundwaves DO NOT CLICK
>>569289997Are you talking about the weird route or just beating up darkners?
>>569290332Is this a berdfag link? I don’t want to click on it by accident.
>>569289650Damn, guess I'll have to enjoy Chris.
>>569289207ITurnLittle black favesInto centifavesITurnLittle black faves, into centifaves
If wing dings show up in game, are you stopping everything and translating it immediately or are you just going to keep going and decode it later.
My name is GasterI made the vessel
>>569290452I'm not berdfag retard
>>569290625But unfortunately, something went awryAnd now the gash weaves down as if I cry
>>569290475Chris of DreamsSusannaElle HolytimeBird Lee
>>569290589I will simply learn dingers so I can read it in real time
>>569290872Are those their pornstar names
>>569290716Okay good, he keeps saying he is going to share music without actually doing it and I wanted to be sure.
>>569290979Holy fucking kek
What if Gaster spoke in rhyme like Gruntilda
>>569290872And Raspberry
Why did Toby change Suzy's name to Susie so close to release
>>569290332Last one because my fingers are hurting aieehttps://voca.ro/15CNRMePEyxR
>>569291383He didn't, she was always called Susie in the earliest files Toby has shown for Deltarune.So the actual question is "Why is she called Suzy in Undertale?"
>>569291383>>569291607Catty is Catti's sisterShyren is Shyra's sisterSuzy is Susie's sister
>>569291607Because Toby’s an idiot. This explains most queries about undertale and deltarune
Why wasn’t the new famitsu art the op imageIs susie destroying the prophecy with a chainsaw lore
Kris's secret twin Chris
What if Papyrus hasn't appeared because Toby was keeping him for a special joke but then he realized the joke wasn't that funny so now he doesn't know what to do with Papyrus
>>569290452utterly obsessed
>>569291516ty for serenading us
TELL ME WHYYY IM STUCK AS VIRGIN WITH RAGE
>>569292210sanscel
>>569291882Papyrus is The Forgotten ManPapyrus is the Chapter 5 Secret Boss.Papyrus has been chilling with Asriel at college.
TELL ME WHYAINT NOTHIN BUT A HEARTACHE
ohhh god the pollenthe fucking pollen
>>569292457Me reacting to a difficult bullet pattern in the Chapter 5 secret boss fight after dying to it for the 3rd time
Using the Sans cells, we can create a Sans army. We will call them... the AU Sanses.
yeah i get that it's funny to hack into my scale and increase the weight throughout the day even when i'm not eating or drinking, but the joke's gotten old by nowi didn't go from 174.4 to 174.8 just sitting aroundi would like to wait until i'm 173 before eating but my scale is too retarded
>>569292457i will invade pollen.
>>569292457We call it "friendliness pellets" around these parts.
>>569292637What game is this a reference to.
>>569292840krautsister what's your take on the lost german lands of silesia and pommern and also prussia
>>569292993Deltarune Chapter 5
>>569292637Say that again
>>569292637Plural of Sans is SNES
>>569292210
>>569292771Why don’t you just have high metabolism? Works for me.
>>569293450how do i raise it? i already get over 10k steps each day
>>569289109null and foid
>>569281882>coming 2026>not “coming soon”Right back at square 1
shouldve just release ch5 with 3 and 4 this sucks
Release Date: December 31, 2026
>>569293758Then we would have had this fecal funhouse going for longer while we wait for 6+7. Why does nobody understand this
>>569287640I'll try wax next time, I heard it hurts really good
fave still doesn't understand what diggin in yo butt twin means
>>569293831fecal funhouse kekkkk
>>569293758If he did you would've complained and said he should've released 3,4,5,6 together, and so forth.
>>569293026the only truly lost region is königsberg, but as fate has it, it is the most likely to change flags within this decade.if the coastal region were ever to change flags, i would like to see Trebiatow (Trepptau) near Kolobrzeg (Kohlberg)
due to a temporal error 2026 has been increased by another year
>>569293657If it said "coming soon" instead of "coming 2026" there would be a flood of doomposts about the chapter being delayed to 2027
>>569293889hey there sexy~
>>569294015Shitposts*
due to the Phantom Time Hypothesis we are actually in the 1700s and chapter 5 is delayed for another 300 years
I've always thought the cyan soul's weapon being a toy knife was weird. It feels like Toby reasoned backwards from wanting Omega Flowey to have an attack with a bunch of knives twirling around and then realizing he couldn't have it be an actual knife because that was already the red soul's weapon
>>569294106damn
Why am I still playing as Kris if he is willingly sabotaging the mission.I came to deltatune to complete the mission. Seal the fountains, kill the knight, stop the roaring.
>>569294106This sounds like a plot point from the Zero Escape series
>>569294210you sound like you are going to play the weird route, huh?
>>569294064Your dad fucks dead deer lol.
>>569294210No one can choose who they are in this world
>>569294283que?
https://poal.me/wkqhqu
Kris and co. enter Tartarus during the Dark Hour while everyone else sleeps in their coffins.
>chapter-delaying link
>>569294284yeah just keep licking the t-maxxed, vinegar smelling sweat from my balls and inner thighs
LINKHE COME TO TOWN
Link but gay ughhh~
Early structures of the Fave are now prominentMeanwhile
I've been saying Deltarune is spiritually a visual novel with gameplay there for vibes(95% of the time). Traditional RPGs require forward thinking, planning, stat calculations and grinding. We don't even get proper debuffs, status effects, element types. The limited inventory space could've been a great use of opportunity cost where you were forced to plan out the exact number of healing items, TP boosters, enhancement/debuff items you'd bring to a fight. But instead consumables are mostly healing and like a few TP items.I could go on about how the bullet hell mechanics are also too simple to call Deltarune a "bullet hell with RPG elements". The gist is the gameplay just isn't deep enough to feel like anything but a vibes thing. It's like how Ace Attorney and Danganronpa have deduction-based gameplay but they're ultimately visual novels.and that's FINE, there's nothing wrong with that
>>569294340anon, the weird route is about FREEDOM.but in the end, we will learn that freedom is not everything, because friends slow you down, and they do, but they are also tethers and anchors.the moment we get rid of kris, all these out-of-body scenes will vanish but once we get to stich this whole thing together, we find out that these prevented worse things to happen.kris has seen in a million times, but isn't strong enough to do it all himself.but you fuck it all up and in the end you will get rid of kris in himself and what remains is the vessel. an obedient piece of flesh.it won't emote or do funny flavor texts anymore.it won't alter the story anymore but that will be exactly what'll doom us.a krisless kris will be to deltarune what sans remembering the genocide route was in undertale.it will probably carry over and then there will be no more happy endings.
>>569294338Fuck you
>>569294284>>569294557STOP FIGHTING
What the actual fuck happened this place was so comfy a day ago
I'm hard
>>569294828the threadpillars were given shadow crystals
why is godot so touchyyou leave one letter lowercase and the game completely crashes
>>569294828All the shitters have returned at once
>>569294828Everyone got unbanned at once I guess.
>>569294828On wodensday we kill each other for the allfaver
>>569294828The three retards who inexpicably ERP with each other in public instead of on Discord are all active at the same time
>>569294879They probably looked through them and saw a bunch of happy people who love them
>>569294920I forgot I drew this
>>569294710That's stupid
>>569295151well, that's deltarune.
>>569285958Also no beard.When is Jockington growing a beard? It'll probably be a le funny epilogue scene.
>>569295226You don't get to do the thing you need to do on the weird route
>>569294210>t. batter
*belches up the newsletter* sorry guys i was just soooooooo hungry
>>569295321that sentence does not even make sense.what type of ESL even is that?
>>569295615You need to beat the main enemy and doing the weird route doesn't get you any closer to any of that it's just the same game but less
>>569295615the sentence does make grammatical sense you just don't understand what the thing you need to do is
Chapter 5 will release on 6/9, yeehaw.
Fave broke their wrist in a hit and run by an illegal
>>569295964Vaguepost squire…
>>569294753we're struggle-mating, numbers. >>569295072thank you, the smile sent me. should've put Des though.
If anyone here is reading the thread on a broken phone screen what if you imagined the cracked screen was like shadow crystals fused together wouldn't that be cool and what you were seeing through the screen was a filtered version of reality modified by the crystals
>>569293930Not necessarily, chapter 5 when we can get the last shadow crystal, the last egg and more weird route stuff than chapter 4. It was originally meant to be bundled with chapters 3 and 4 and I think that was for a reason.
why does noelle's laptop become a darkner but kris' phone stays a phone
did the family in here stop fighting now? truly? or are we playing pretend for a short while?
>>569296415Why would a phone be a darkner
>>569294685It's a casual story-based RPG. It can't have full blown bullet hell fights outside of the secret bosses because it's meant to be beatable by children and people who just want to get the story. It can't have grinding because that would just be the genocide route again if toby did itI also expect the future chapters will feature a way to grind for TP items, the way we got a renewable source of revives on 4
The cock birds on the whiteboard are married now. Love does exist
Will the pippins wiki update to include more pippins at some point?Just curious since a few threads ago an anon (whom I assume runs the wiki) said about updating one page.
If you want deltarune to be harder just pick up fewer items
They even made a skin for this thinghttps://www.planetminecraft.com/skin/business-manticore-undertale/
you know you can just edit the text files to give yourself less hpi did that and released it as a mod on gamebanana and for some reason it's the first result when you look up deltarune hard mode
>>569296793>rape is funny and hot, big baby~Nigga you're gonna catch a case...
>>569296879no way a simple config edit got such traction
>>569296505So it is a gane for children
>>569296415The phone has to stay the same so you can use it to talk to the Knight later
>>569295926i didn't know we had fellow ch7 leakers in this thread.
>>569297020it did
>>569294717I thought this was suicide at first
>>569296707that screenshot is aimed at doomer though, says right there.>>569296793why do you keep saying "le epic rape" to ever one? not funny in the slightest.
>>569296954oh don't worry, I'm biblical accurate about this. you know not laying with men as you do with women. I'm very soft and cuddly with women.
>>569297102Always has been
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qu59Bzgm2Jg
I'm in my 20s and I still don't know how to ride a bike utg
post charas, n'wah
>>569297531you literally just pedal
>>569297407riceil...
>>569297531Skill issue
>>569297236He is trying to manipulate and harass you with those posts and replying to him will only encourage him.
>>5692975311. draw a circle2. add a bike3. done! :)
wow jesus christ where'd that come from
Off topic avatarfagging
UT/DR?
bro is really typing that shit while looking like a bridge troll that molests and eats children
>>569298209He also loudly announced his dad defiles the deer he kills with his cock and then freezes it to eat later. Real subhuman stuff.
>>569298184This might be an unpopular opinion Tenna is very sexy imo
la la la la laaa
I have to wonder how many times someone needs to be sent on vacation before they get permanently banned.
>>569298586I’ve racked up quite a few 3 days because I’m an asshole, and it seems like there isn’t a limit on small vacations until a perma. You need to do something really bad to earn a perma
>>569297309>rampant homosexuality
>>569298586they ban evade with VPNs so it’s pointless
I GOTTA SHIT
Well, he said ‘a man’s faves will be those of his own household’
>>569298853Are you calling fave a liar?(No, I'm not calling fave a liar)
reminder to report and ignore
i was almost about to actually reply to that but i really think it did not deserve a (You) so i ated my replying comment. work better on your posts next time.
>>569298184>
>>569298821Determination users?
OH WORM????????????????????????
>>569298916While on the weird route you don't get to do the thing which you need to do.
>>569298765Figured after a certain point jannies would get tired of do that and bring the bitchbreaker down on someone for doing it enough times in a short span of time.
Some shotalicious shota gota will cheer up the thread
<3
>>569298821Tasquebrap taught Doomtard how...
>>569299063and you know what we need to do or how it is impeded by our actions?
posting susie will save the thread
>>569299195Stop making /utg/ look bad on /co/
>>569299185>of do thatI MEANT TO SAY "OF DOING THAT"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO IM GONNA BE CALLED RETARDED AND ESLNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>569299345Why do you care what /co/ thinks? they aren't any better
>>569299356go back to tacoland, berdtaco
>>569299185>of do thatESL retard
>>569298586I don't think you ever catch a permaban for shitposting like this. I've been mistaken for a pedophile before and that still caught only a 30 day
>>569297531don't worry anon, I was only nineteen when I learnt how to tie my shoes, learnt how to tie a noose well before then because that was more important
Great thread guys.
>>569299476>no berdfag bf to make me tacos for dinnnnnner
Posting KRIS will save the thread!
>>569299185Maybe they did back in the day when moderation wasn’t shit like it was now, but because of 4chan’s user base numbers dropping so much they kinda need as many posters as possible so they are soft on bans. There use to be an IP counter at the bottom of threads but they removed that to stop advertisers and samefags from getting called out. They need people
>>569299556how did that happen??
is this the worst thread in weeks
>>569297531Bikes are for gays and europeans. Be a MAN and drive a truck.
>>569299556
>>569299723I was posting in a sketchy thread in jp (it is now banned) and caught a banwave
>>569299556>I've been mistaken for a pedophile...Any further context to that?
>>569299705>but because of 4chan’s user "based numbers" dropping so many gempostswoah! uh... thank you i suppose <3 *blushes*
>>569299663I yearn to see Kris smile like this
>>569299859what was the subject?
>>569299638I Dont Think You Would Want A Berd Fag Boy-Friend, Number's, They Talk Weird Like This And Act Smug And Very Very Condescending. What You Should Really Wish For Is A COL Bf.
>>569299859Yeah anon sure....
>>569299723NTA Mobile on service posting sometimes scrambles your IP up with other people’s IPs and thus gets their bans. There’s always a pedo near you
>>569299969It was the "mainstream idol general" which featured only a marginal amount of discussion of actual mainstream idols. I only know that was the reason because the reason for the ban was "pedo" or something
>>569300016That happens to me every so often, it’s always for some inane random post
>>569299345I mean I could comment on how you're complaining about /co/ media being posted on /co/ but I don't think you're samefagging and spamming off topic doe rape images out of the goodness of your heart
>>569299973what if COL is a berdfag huh? didn't think about that did ya? how about i make berdfag COL my bf huh? did ya think of that possibility? nah you didn't, i win.
>>569299973I still don't understand why he is pink
>>569300149huh, weird.
>>569300283Don't think he's a berdfag
>>569300323i think it's the inverted colors that happen in snowgrave chapter 4
>>569299973Why did he talk like that though? I associate that capitalized typing style with deviantart autist types who are much lower functioning than he was. I don't know why they do it either. It just feels too right or something? It's a fascinating mysteryPoor guy, I heard they had to scoop him off the cement with a shovel. He's in a better place now
i dont actually think /v/ is that bad said favedo you guys think fave is right or wrong
>>569300512wrong they have no soul it’s like a fancy dinner made of plastic
>>569300323it's for an amazing reason
>>569285496Nipples protruding...very disrespectful.
>>569300512Every time I've been there I just got tired of it and went back here. They seem so permanently fatally angry about every stupid little thing all the time and I find that repellentLike every 3rd post was someone tearing apart someone else's opinion as evidence that the poster they're replying to should be killed with bricks and you'd see all possible viewpoints just piling up
ough im postin susie. im posting her so hard
Deltarune will release tomorrow. Change my mind
>>569281264Tenna getting fondled by his employees is hot...
>>569300512What makes /v/ bad for me is that it’s HMOFA central where 90% of the thread is constant ramblings about who Kris fucks and you can feel this intense disinterest at the actual plotline of the game
Do you think Asgore is actually the police sacrifice rather than Undyne given he is the strongest monster? Only issue is he isn't a police chief anymore.
>>569301031bro what the fuck are you eating
>>569296415I think it's the same reason why phones so rarely appear in dreams. It seems like for whatever reason, we impart little sentimentality to our phones
Purse Spamton
>>569301434What does it mean if I keep having dreams about getting raped?
>>569300512I never see people posting shote gote on /v/ or any other kind of shote threads for that matter, so I stopped going there>wow that's perfect, I love /v/ all of the suddenue
newsletter? more like nooseletterebcause it the wait makes me wnt to fucking KILL myself
>>569301360why is he so fat
>>569301360Holy shit
>>569301751He’s the biggest boy
>>569301751Natural shape of cat.>>569301775Ngl, I'm only thinking this cuz Toby fucking HATES Asgore.
Why is chuddyblud crashing out
>>569293609Exercise more, build muscle
Krish I wish
>>569302193where we're going we don't need eyes to see
>>569301154Imagine he was willingly passing himself around his employees right after he got abandoned by spamton
>>569302193Her pussy smells exactly like that Spamton plush. Also that plush looks like a baby blinded by it's mother's chlamydia.
>>569302109i want to jackhammer his prostate until he shoots ropes on the bed
fondling Zapper all over and hitting the buttons for Tenna's vibe
>>569301915i demand we fight. there can only be oneberdfag
>>569302193Chinese spamton…
>>569302335wait so do you mean the pussy absorbed the spamton plush smell or the spamton plush smells like her pussy? also do you mean her as in the mother? the mother fucked spamton? spamton is sans? very confusing post, 2/10
>>569302587Fucking KEK that pic, he looks like a very late stage abortion
>>569302587I mean that a woman that cherishes the filth on her plush probably takes about as good of care of her pussy. They smell similar because they're both treated badly.
>>569302034should i go for 15k steps up from 10?
>>569302587>spamton is sans?Yeah. Thought that was obvious.
>>569302774do you have any hobbies outside of making up fictional scenarios about women and getting angry about them
>>569302470I WAS HERE FIRST
>>569302845I also make up fictional scenarios about women and masturbate to them.
>>569302774Doomberdkraut...
>>569302587>Tenna woke up next to this
>>569302795I mean if you want, but I don't think that's gonna help speed up your metabolism all that much compared to exercising
>>569303038what's the difference between steps and exercising
Still thinking about last night's conversation, I will expand upon the dynamics of Tenna slurping pussy with the trusty stylus I'm holding in my hand
lmao
>>569302958what a fulfilling life you lead
>>569303412I'm not happy about it either.
>>569303492self awareness is worth something.
>>569301360
>>569303685It's worth as much as a candle in a burning building.
>>569297674Here's your hooman.
https://x.com/dailytobytrivia/status/2062148870822330684
>>569303753that attitude is what set the building on fire
>>569303367King being silly isn't a retcon. It was always part of Toby's dream, and was simply revealed to the players later.source: I have astral projected into Toby's mind during my own dreams.
>>569297674
everything went to shit after ch1
>>569303762Chara and Frisk after I put them in that one Saw trap>>569303841Moominsriel
>>569303841
>>569303367>characters can hide behind masks and grow as the story continues?>ERM, RETCON! RETCON! SHITTY STORY! KEKKY!these "people" are insufferable
Why did Toby retcon Kris into being evil and having a personality between chapter 1 and 3? Is he stupid?
Why did toby do anything, really.
>>569303895Actually I think it all went wrong when Toby put his wrists in the Destroy-Your-Wristinator 3000 one day for fun
>>569303367He's right.
>>569304173He gave me a half assed handy
>>569304238devshartenpoopfag....
>>569303367>we'll never see fangs like those ever againWhat makes King more evil than Mr. Genocidal-Maniac-That-Sells-You-A-Torture-Device-To-Use-On-A-Teenage-Girl-That-He-Calls-A-Whore-Right-After, exactly?
>>569304346Well, Spamton is clearly unstable, so you can argue he wasn't thinking fully rationally.
>>569303367a lot of people don't seem to realize criticism is not immune from criticism nowadays, can't take what they dish out
>>569304346Probably thinks of the tampon as a insane manlet with the funny quotes and nothing more
>>569304306don't compare me to that cretin you double darkner
King bluffing about killing his invincible bouncy cartoon character pumpkin son VS Asgore actually killing 6 children
>>569304473Honestly, what I’ve come to learn is that if you view criticism from the lens of someone trying to get critical information for the purpose of forming their own indie project, genuinely 99% of criticism is actually fucking useless and doesn’t help with anything
Every update is just>Progress on the game: Things are going smoothly.>Things are going smoothly and we are smoothly porting over to the consoles>Smoothly translations>Smoothly>Rinse and repeat for 6 more months
Toby destroyed his wrists by jerking off too much
Toby destroyed his wrists fisting temmie
>>569285905From the thumbnail I thought this was a Bane edit.
>>569304792>The game is already complete but we've still got japanese localization to do>Speaking of, we've just started work on it! See you in 2027!
toby got hit with gamma radiation and can become the incredible bulk if he gets mad enough
>>569305065I don't blame the spics for chimping out on the dog one bit
>>569305095Incredible Bulkin's iconic catchphrase "LINK BLUE"
>>569304473I think this is one of the smartest ways to put it. For some reason people who critique things nowadays are under the impression that when your critique their own critique that you're defending the medium or piece they were originally critiquing as well and almost immediately turn it into an argument of loyalty and bias instead of understanding someone's disagreeing with them, not on the premise that they're defending the work, but because they think the direction the person is tackling it from isn't intelligently done.Back to the original post it'd be like people saying Toby making Kris NOT Chara (as most chapter 1 theories assumed based on the cliffhanger) was some kind of retcon. When it's just that parts of the story were revealed to us later, later on the story. You know, as a story tends to do.People seem to lack the perspective to comprehend that we're working with an unfinished story that's just over half way done and that early assumptions about characters will likely, if not absolutely change as more of the story is revealed to us. Acting as if those later reveals are "retcons" when it's just further revealing of information displays a total lack of comprehension of how any of this works.
YOU KNOW WHAT DAY IT IS.POST HIM.
>>569304141Because he's a faggot and a subversive
>>569305474it’s not monday!!!!!!!
>>569305474
>>569305474wigger wednesday?
>>569304427I don't think that should really be relevant. Not counting the Titans as evil because they aren't sentient, that I understand, but Spamton displays full awareness of what he's doing. At that point, you could just as easily make the excuse that King is unstable too.
People will wail about King being "defanged" in later chapters and the fact he's made more sillyMy brother in Gaster, he introduces himself proudly proclaiming>"I'M THE BAD GUY!"He was always a huge dork
>>569305474Very friendly
>>569305323In this context "retcon" translates as "I had to ditch my headcanon"
>Being subversive is fucking up my games plot and changing every characters personalities for no reason
>>569305474i prefer a girlFRIEND
>>569305987friend should be voiced by jax
>>569305964these people have joseph bulkin mentalities and just want generic predictable slop
Gaster's Quirky Twerky will be the ultimate filter between those who understand Toby's Vision and those who don't
reading the drivers manual to prepare for fave’s learners permit test is scary. fave has witnessed multiple car accidents.
>>569305964>having a villain who embraces being a villain is the exact same thing as being a completely ineffectual goober, actuallyNah, bro had his teeth ripped.
>>569306393A good instructor won't let you do anything stupid, don't worry
>>569306393you'll be fine fave just keep your head on a swivel when you drive and you'll be fine. I drive like I'm being tailed everywhere and it's saved me from a minimum 5 crashes
>>569306418Readin comprehension, anon
>>569306393number one thing that tripped me up was the alcohol questionsyou need to know how much beer is equivalent to how much wine is equivalent to how much liquorweird how they expect a 16 year old who can't drink to know these
Spamspade: my divorced misogynist HEROES
>>569306596Give me two moments after Chapter 1 where he was taken seriously. I say specifically two because I know you have a "when you don't recruit everyone" baby's first gotcha waiting in the wings.
>>569294685I don't play mechanically complex JRPGs but Fear and Hunger has a pretty basic combat system. And even there's skill trees, a crafting system, different types of poisons, skills and items that inflict status effects, enhancements, so on and so forth. The combat isn't even the main focus, it's more of an immersive sim.
>>569306418No "actual villain" says some goofy shit like that anon. It's saturday morning cartoon villain tier.He gets defeated at the end of chapter 1's peaceful route by his special needs child showing up with a "power of friendship" moment and having his subjects carry him away while he flails around.Otherwise he gets put to sleep by Ralsei with a sleeping sprite of him snoring with his tongue hanging out like a dog.
why didn't gaster just make his DEVICE complete with all 7 chapters and a fun combat system? is he stupid?
>>569306843He was always silly, that's the point
>>569306909see >>569306843There are levels to this shit, and you know it.
>>569306473>>569306580thank you>>569306770even now being old enough to drink i have no idea
>>569306816intriguing yaoi
I always think about how the internationalization of the internet has resulted in a lot of takes born from actual illiteracy
>>569306816who tops?
>>569307365that's from americans, sorry our bad!
>>569307365It's the phones' fault, it has always and will always be phoneposting's fault
>>569307405King does at first, but he gets bored quickly and orders Spamton to take over, and the latter is surprisingly good at it
>>569307365I always think about how black and white thinking makes people think that some comedic moments means that a character was always JUST a walking punchline and absolutely nothing else.
>>569307405Spamton (regular), but King gets serious when the NEO fightsex happens and pins him down
>>569307025He's not taken seriously after chapter 1 because he's locked in a cage and has been neutralised. Hell, the fact he's in a cage at ALL is already taking him more seriously than the other bosses because Queen and Tenna get to freely walk around.This is in spite of the fact that Queen>Almost causes the roaring via Berdly>Spends most of the chapter attacking or screwing with our cast>Threatens to brainwash them and even almost does so with Berdlyand Tenna>Distracts the cast for the whole chapter>Locks them in orbs and threatens to keep them there FOREVERBoth of which are absolutely more concerning than King whom in Chapter 1 when he was on screen>Had an intimidating speech about his personal philosophy>Threatened to hurt one (1) darkner (lancer)>Attacked our main cast in one fight then tricked them
AU where everyone works together in a massive Walmart equivalent and they’re all miserable
>>569307794The Amazing Analog Department Store
>>569307757>not her fault, really>big whoop, so do most of the other darkners>glanced over, i grant youas for tenna>kris to vouch for him>pretty clearly actually wants to LEAVE if left in castle town
>>569307365'internationalization' as in africans, indians, anything from south america, and SEA. everyone else is pretty alright
>>569307365it’s gotten to a point where people will somehow fumble over the most plainly-stated writing that I genuinely wonder what people like this consider “good” writing, just having the characters all awkwardly and unnaturally explaining every single plot thread with no subtext?
>>569306596I read. The story is shit
>>569308298Stop trying to read your toilet bowl, anon
>>569306137When things are predictable, predictions don't get ruined and more people are satisfied
>>569308290The problem isn't writing comprehension it never was, people willfully misinterpret stories and refuse to engage with them the way the writing suggests them to because that's not what they want to doIt's like the Boys case where the audience keeps cheering for the bad guy when the writing couldn't have made it more clear he's evil and a loser you're supposed to hate
>>569308459that’s like being satisfied with being a NEET who lies on a couch all day
>>569304473he's obsessed with strawmanning all of his dissenters as "egad, le non-wholesome problematic media" reddit/discord wokies (which are a thing, don't get me wrong) when these threads are living proof that the chud side of the fanbase is calling him out on his bullshit too
>>569308528Why im playing the game I want it to be predictable so I can enjoy it
>>569308620play a different game
I literally don’t read any of your posts unless there is cool art posted
>>569308582I'm glad to join the war on homer simpson on the side of the chuds this guy is retarded
>>569303367>King was retconned to be sillyHe fucking looks like this
>>569308582Him having this nickname makes me read all this shit in an emotionless AI Homer voice
>>569308582Personally I would not publicly announce that I get angry when teenagers don't allow me to talk to them even though I'd really like to do so.
>>569308031Fair points, I still think it's notable that they're not even watched or monitored despite their notably "unstable" behaviour beforehand.While one who just really hates Lightners is kept under lock and key because he refuses to relax.In my opinion his extra scenes aren't making him a "joke", it comes across they're trying to show him gradually mellowing out. Especially the interaction he has with Tenna.His goofiness level as a serious character is consistent with the rest of Toby's writing, like Undyne in Undertale who earlier in the game tries to actually murder you and then later you go on a goofy cooking date(?) with.I'll agree that King is more serious than the other two main bosses so far, but I also think it's wilfully ignorant to act like he wasn't a BIT dorky with his choice of words or with how much he plays up his bad guy performance.
>>569308776>george rr martin right behind gersonAnything but finishing Winds of Winter
>>569308776every photo I see of cons looks so fucking miserable just a bunch of empty husks shuffling around in a barren warehouse under glaring white lights
>>569303367It's a shame because this guy has legitimate complaints about Deltarune especially on the gameplay department, but he can't help but act like Toby Fox is his personal enemy for unexplicable reasons
>>569309085He's hoping to get some writing tips from the GOAT.
>>569309085He's about to ask Gerson how to disappear into one's work
WE ARE JOSEPH BULKIN
you’re my friends right
We are Chapter 5We carry the shard
>>569309301if you sprinkle his dust on a ham sandwich he will appear in the dark world
I sharded
>>569309479as long as you're not a e*r*p*an yea
You have created a thousand Cols.
>>569303367>>569308582hes right btw
>>569309479yes
Tenna spills FlatSodaD'ah
>>569309736A thousand Crusader Shards, scattered across the realm
there's more than seven realms!WHJAT?
this guy sounds so obnoxious lmao
>>569309670>as long as you're not a efro plan yeaImagine not keeping track of Noelle's bathroom visit schedule so you can spy on her
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cTN6WeO0oIs
>>569310528is this burdleighs website
Splish splash
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eel0pUJ2ofw
Is there any poster more pathetic than doomer
>>569311001His name’s berdly, actuallyfaggot put his real phone number in his username
>>569311719me *sadly hangs head and kicks a can forlornly down the road*
>>569311719What could you possibly be mad about?
she's real
why the fuck did I not hear about oddity until act 2 came outthis is pretty good
Must have been the wind...
>>569312678Hey. Fuck you.
>>569312678context? I'm assuming it's a game
always bet on papyrus knighthttps://x.com/picrossdressing/status/2062155113641255201?s=20
>>569312678wdym anon it's been out since Winter 2014
>>569312678>oddityim retarded I meant encore>>569312873it's a mother 1 remake in the style of mother 3 p much
>>569310528>>569311794This is so cute, did you put this together or what is it from?It feels like an actual hidden page like from the Sweepstakes, although I definitely would've remembered it if that were the case
>>569285958Catti and Jockington made it into official art!Could it be that they might actually be relevant eventually?
I CANNOT SLEEP
>>569312978oh, that's out? funny that it released so close to the planned release for the other Mother 1 remake, the one that's a hack of Earthbound
Queen is simultaneously the goofiest and evilest antagonist in the game
>>569313387GoodI want bad things to happen to you
>>569312618pwetty, what’s she made of?
>>569313387BadI want good things to happen to you
>>569313615how bääääd can i be?>>569313653how gööööd can i be?
>>569313529Definitely my favorite DR villain so far, every second she's on screen she just steals the show
I hope they are happy together
>>569313471act 2 out of 8 just dropped
Tenna is horrible
>>569313841>it's realdeltarune-tier failure of a projectthe Earthbound hack one is releasing in full in like 20 days
ALRIGHT!!!I have completed TWO godot tutorials, and I think I'm now at a point where I can make a really simple small project (think on the level of Rudy Washer)What would you suggest? When it's finished I'll post it for the thread to play
What is instead of Pepsi it was Bepis... hey... you're drooling...
>>569313637transparent clay it looks like, the creator shared this video saying they looked at this to make ithttps://youtu.be/q-W0dKlr7WA
Tenna is the most perfect man I have seen
>>569313931shut up
>>569314051>What would you suggest?what are you asking about more specifically? are you asking if i want a goat character putted in or something?
>>569314051Spamton Smasher!It's Whack-a-Mole, but with Spamton! You get to smash Spamton! You get to beat him with hammers! You get to beat him with hammers! Beat him with hammers! Rated E for Everyone.
>>569314051Just so long as you make a rudy washer and not another berdly game that you post progress reports for six months on it doesn't matter, you're already doing good.
>>569314051GIVE ME FAVE PACHINKO
>>569314051cyber city shmup set on the street or gerson teaches typing
>>569314024>>5693138412/8ths of a game coming out is still a better track record than most mother fan projects to exist
Do any anons here play instruments? I'm new to guitar and I own a shitty midi keyboard.
>>569314829I play a bit of guitar, nothing too complex but whatever feels like fun.
>>569313038I’m not gonna link his blog but just so you know, he reported his account to the admins about this situation and they’ve since disabled his account.
>>569312943>no Mettablook in optionsLOL
>>569314829Dess in an AU where the Holidays are poorfags...
>>569314024Did you say 20 days fuck what that crazy I need it now
>>569314829I played tuba in high school but I think all of that muscle memory has left me now
>>569310528Link to website?
delter rone releasing in 17.4 days
>>569315526Oh okay guess I'll die...
>>569314829I used to play violin and guitar
so do you guys think toby's gonna say anything about the anniversary tomorrow? will we get a release date?
>>569314063It seems like that clear stuff I never fully hardens so you could just crush these like those hard shelled candies in asmr videos
>>569315764I'm thinking it's over until the nintendo direct and if nothing shows up in the direct I'm crashing out
>>569315764Nah he'll just find another summer of love
>>569314829I'm fairly new to the harp
>>569315764>>569315904He's going to make a post about TADC.
Thinking about the Tenna 69 whiteboard drawing ooouuuwwoooooggghhhh.....
I'm in a union now. this is ontopic because gaster x (you) is a romantic union of flesh and machine
>joel only streamed UTY once and then never againyellowsisters....we lost...
MORE MANTICORE ART ON THE WHITEBOARD YESSS
>>569316134oooohhhhhhhhhh me too
>>569316134Tenna had sex with a little girl... and an anon no less. I can't believe this #canceltenna #vaporizetenna #slaptenna #KILLtenna
>>569316217just like me only playing yellow once and then never again. the common denominator is undertale yellow
>>569316217Smellow sucks and doesn't have the charm of UT/DR. It's just sort of a hollow shell wearing a vaguely UT shaped costume.Can't blame him for noticing its lack of soul.
UUUFFFF Tenna's cute nips only being covered by band-aids...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=84ZtV9qMQe0
>>569316448i've had to do this before when it was cold and my nips were painfully rubbing against my shirt
>>569312678>act 2mother 1 isnt a long game, WHY is the fan-remake taking so long?! *blows steam out of my ears*
cease the Yellow slander, Toby is a slut for fangames and would NOT approve of this
>>569285416
>>569310528what is this from?
Yume spotted in the wild?
>>569316679Very nice, I like her clothes and imagining what a tortuous process it must be to put that hat on
Nobody like Jongler.
I wasn't around back then, how did people react to getting only chapter 2 after 3 years of nothing?
I think the monster designs and artstyle for UT yellow sucked. I say this as someone who has never played or watched a play-through of it, though
>>569316514Hot...
>small mike > pluey forma shadowguy > pluey > jongler (forma dual gongker] >>>>>> oh my god throw it in the de trash >>>> battat
>>569317326He just said it was cold.
>>569317038I likes 'im. I likes 'im a lot, actually>>569317334neva seens dis cat pic befores. nice. snatchin' dis pictograph and hiding it in mah folders n' such
>>569317334This is what Catti fags actually jerk off to btw
>>569317523Are you trying to make them feel bad?
>>569317005Thank you :)
>>569317572He's being too nice, they usually post way worse stuff than that.
>>569317523and?
>>569316303He's a really big man which means his mouth also is, his mouth and tongue can cover your entire pussy...
>>569317523and what's wrong with that?
>>569317265/v/ermin coded post
this just in! deltatale creator Toblerone 'Radioactive' Faux has released yet another ralsei plush outfit costing 48 USD. this time it's the chapter 3 bunny pajamas outfit. fans rejoice and foam at the mouth for yet another way they can throw all of their money away
>>569316448more barely-covered utdr nipples pls
>>569306137"First arc bad guy becomes comic relief" has been a common trope since the dawn of superhero comics and shounen manga. The people who complain have straight up only play Deltarune, maybe watched a few cartoons and pretend they know how stories work.
>>569317935this reminds me of people unironically getting bootyblasted when indie cartoons fund themselves with merch
I use this place as a personal thought diary
>>569318146I'd prefer if they funded themselves through prostitution.
>No Ralsei>No Carol>No Asgore>Catti and Jockington made it inWhat does it mean?
>>569318146>>569318216They need to know their market and make official sex toys modeled after the characters
>>569318268replacement party members this is real truth
>>569318045GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE WAY KEKGATOR!!!!she's doing this on purpose, she's KNOWS that (you)re watching
>>569318268It means Toby hates me specifically
>>569318045
>>569318268dark world susie is still freaking me out
>>569318268How the FUCK is Ralsei supposed to show up
>>569318268It means that the festival we have been waiting years for is a filler episode.
>>569318268IS THIS REAL? ANOTHER OFFICIAL CATTI ART??? IS THIS REAL???? joyous day! however, them being so far in the background makes me feel more and more that toby always intended for them to be strictly background characters, just like MK and snowy. luckily, through fanart her importance shall prevail>>569318548wait...I didnt notice that, that's strange
I love all of you guys so much, seriously I love all of you so much (platonically)
>>569318712why
>>569318669It's funny because you can tell from the image alone that she's going to have a single fortune teller interaction that foreshows the roaring immediately before the roaring happens and that's the only thing she's going to do the entire game. The joke is too obvious.
>>569318559He's not even in the art of the Darkners that Temmie has
>>569318669dude catti and jockington are gonna be important side characters that’s why they have dialogue portraits
>>569318712please don't do that. I prefer being hated
CoL...
cat and snakefags rejoice
>>569306909Can I just say Queen is a bigger threat than King. King at least understood his limits as a darkner. Queen is both ignorant and narcissistic and she has access to the world wide web of information. Someone who is both stupid and powerful is extremely dangerous because they're unpredictable, they can unknowingly end the world because they're unaware of the consequences of their actions.The lighthearted tone of ch2 made a bunch of players completely forget how high the stakes actually were.
>>569303841>>569304001excellent. such a good artist.
>>569318809you break my heart>>569318816YOU are delusional about cattijockington is mentioned in the prophecy, she is not
>>569318268It means absolutely nothing because Nelnal drew dark world Susie in the light world so Toby clearly didn't micromanage the art that closely
>>569318712Can we have platonic sex where I platonicly orgasm deep inside of you and give you a (platonic) loving kiss?
>>569318809Cattifags btfo
this art an anon made a long time ago has become dubiously canon, wonderful. it was foretold by space and time
>>569316679Based and thank you
>>569316679great as always
>>569318809Roaring is chapter 6 THOUGH
>>569318870there's another one he sounds just like him
>>569318870This isn't CoL because they call Kris "they" and not "he."
>>569318992>Cattifags btfodo you know how low my expectations are as a catfag? i'm just excited to see them her on official art even if it means nothing
>>569318983so what you're saying is that catti and jockington still have a chance to be become semi-major characters?
>>569319213What's chapter 7, an epilogue or prequel chapter?
I came to Deltatune to complete the mission. Seal the Fountains, Kill the Knight, Stop the Roaring. That is what I care about, nothing else, amf I can't even have that. I have no allies in the game who will actually take orders the way they're supposedto.
you know what fuck itkris/qc/jockington party for chapter 5inverting their usual dynamic, jockington somehow equips catti as his weapon
>>569319332pnumbra phantastic
>>569318268It's sweet how Kris and Susie bought takoyaki from Sans's food stall despite what happened the previous night. Love that they can put aside their differences and just chill.
>>569319432>jockington somehow equips catti as his weaponkek
my mission is to fuck the dark fountains, marry the roaring knight, and kill the roaring
>>569318989No
the game's plot is completely artificial
>>569319479why does this bumfuck nowhere, massachusetts isolated christian town have takoyaki and kimonos
>>569318959catti is a cat, friend is associated with cats, she and Kris tried to summon a demon and she wants to protect noelle from susie. how is she NOT gonna be relevant?
>>569318989yes
>>569319580What if we don't kiss?
>>569316217Based Joel not playing slop.
>>569318268>>569319479Toriel is below the stand blowing Sans
I came to Deltatune to complete the mission. Complete the group project, kill Sans, attend the Festival. That is what I care about, nothing else, amf I can't even have that. I have no allies in the game who will actually take orders the way they're supposed
>>569319306Jockington will have a Rope Snake moment and Catti being on the periphery of the narrative will be important in its own way
>>569319539Krismas Dreemurr...
>>569318548She's Susie Gaster she can do whatever she wants
>>569319649No
>>569319608Well yeah, it's literally all a dream other than the light world segments. Nothing is actually happening or Berdly would have been frozen to death.
>>569319791clopensex…
>>569319610toby fox's fantasy of killing all the white people
>>569318548That's what Susie looks like after her annual shower.
>>569319851the Mantle game *does* have a white genocide room
>>569319432>jockington somehow equips catti as his weaponThis would foreshadow NoelleSword happening so I'll believe it
>>569319262>CoLTotal newfag here, I've tried to lurk and I get that this is some schizo who hates UT/DR, but what's it short for?
>>569319802then what put him in the hospital
>>569319830There will be no sex
>>569319791What would I have to do for you to say yes?
>>569319954cringey old liar
how
>>569319903baka Catti larping as an outcast when she has a loving family and multiple friends
>>569319954Cegrees of Lewdity
>>569319464I love thhttps://youtu.be/hdNjiyOJs4g?si=7tGqS3rK4r8rFsqeat song
what the fuck?????https://holiday-girl1225.neocities.org/
>>569319954Crusader of Light. He called himself that by the way.
no ones talking about how the new art implies Papyrus was a cash register darkner this whole time
>>569319954Cocks on Ladies
>>569318268>It's actually going to be a japanese festival with the kimonos, fireworks, fish catching, and other shit>In HOMETOWN USAI'm killing myself.
>>569319871they've finally wrung the muddy water out of Susie
>>569319987Sudden coma from being too cringe to live.
>>569320141This almost looks like a dick.
>>569319954Crusader of Light, he used to have that as his name. The short of it is that he’s a self-admitted sociopath, trump lover, pretended to be israeli, rants about not getting to “complete the mission,” and was semi-recently revealed to have been stalking a female vtuber and threatening her life on twitter.
>>569320174the mayor owns katanas the signs were there
>>569320059Corruption of Lhampions
>>569320089theres a chat oh god
>>569320089anyone can make a neocities page
>>569320174The Mayor is canonically a weeb that's why she owns a katana and that's why the festival will be Japan themed.
>>569320174Well yeah, he's a weeb. Don't know why you expected anything other than a reference to his favorite animes. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eoEiU2KAs9E
you wouldn't click on a link
>>569320007Nothing you can do would make me say yes, sorry
>>569320243>recently
>>569320141>the funny colorspapyrus schizoboss real
Catti absent from the festival because she has to go to work
can we go back to having autistic arguments about whether the Holidays' Christmas theming implies that Jesus exists in Deltarune
>>569319668i will be making the fat spamtons eating beans fangame and joel will paly it
Catti absent from work and the festival because she's in heat
>>569320174They live in Japanifornia
>>569320603imagine god shows up and his talk sprite is santa from a coca cola ad
>>569297674Another sight for sore eyes.
>>569320463Can I at least get you to say "fine" or "okay"?
>>569320770No
>>569320494>anon suffers a medical condition that makes him unable to perceive prefixes
>>569320559THE TROUSLE OF BONES IS APPROACHING RAPIDLY
Oi I wanna go back to talking about condoms yeah?
did i just doxx someone
>>569320841>YOU'RE NO LONGER BLUE NOW>THAT'S MY ATTACK
>>569320949good job man
>>569320823Foiled again.
>>569320603The entire reason the DELTARUNE religion exists is because Monsters hate that Christianity, a religion with exclusively humans as the deities going so far as to claim Humans were literally made in the image of God, was the biggest one. The prophecy stuff and lack of sin is their way of seeing "See OUR religion is better and cooler than YOURS" and why the only human in it is considered a "Cage" thats barely even a personThey still fuck with Santa Claus though
james rolfe canonically exists in deltarune
>>569320089>SONG links to a giant blogpost >blogpost is written with white letters on a grey background
>>569320980>the forgotten man making kris no longer blue in the new egg roomsholy shit
>>569320603Gaster is Jesus, he was executed because he got cancelled in a flame war on monster xitter but he was correct all along but they swear he'll revive someday because they couldn't find the body.
>https://www.youtube.com/@josephbulkin9222col is dead...
Kris being blue is a metaphor for feeling the blues aka depression wow... Tobysama I'll suck your dick I'll eat your shit... thats so powerful real moving stuff lad...
>>569320604Better than Yellow unironically
>>569321349Wait CoL had a youtube? Is there any archived videos?
>>569321440he played undertale
Will Toby follow through or will he turn them into a punchline in ch5?
>>569321545punchline
CoL is kill...
>>569321440his playthrough channel (inbulk9222) is still up. after over a year he finally got to the papyrus date. braVO crusader!
>>569319954Besides what the other guy said he also did pic related (the is his real name btw)
>>569321718This, too, is The Mission
>>569321386i need that meat tenna emoji
>>569321718doxxing isn't cool, little broi don't care if it's public knowledge, the law needs to be updated
>>569321718>>569321868The mission is... becoming a mainstream lolcow?... How does this relate to stopping the roaring and killing the knight
>>569321893doxxing IS cool, no one died being doxxed
col... is alive.
you guys gotta get over your crush
>>569321893maybe he shouldn’t have threatened to kill a woman and stalked her then
why does this look exactly like one of noelle’s private blog pageshttps://docs.google.com/document/d/1wbQKFkuTxhocFwxYm5p_GgXJ4iM1UlfMswQyk2xIJCI/edit?tab=t.0
>>569321870That will be 1,000 TV credits
>>569321893He doxxed himself, broHe was also very proud of it, showing his face and not hiding like others or something
>>569322045I could get over my crush, or under, or behind...
CoL's channel only uploads old recordings
>>569321718I don't understand. Does he hate this random vtuber for being a lesbian?
>>569321893He literally posted his own face to the thread
I see people getting antsy about not having a newsletter or chapter yet and initially thought it was weird since it doesn't feel like it's been that long, but when I actually check the dates it's been over 150 days since the last newsletter and a year tomorrow on the chapters. I did some math last night and apparently I've written enough about Asgore to fill up an actual novel by now (though not a very good one obviously), time flies like crazy when you're having fun I guess since Chapter 3+4 coming out still feels pretty recent to me
>>569322171>>569322287Fine, he's an idiot. I still think it was posted maliciously, as much of a bad actor as he is himself.
>>569322171I mean the other guys that showed their face and embarrassing personal details of their life also did it willingly and proudly. Tasquefag and berdfag didn't need to share any of that but now we know exactly how poorly their hairlines are doing and other boring facts about their life.
>>569322273He's parasocial as fuck that's why he cares about her real life identity
>>569322273As a vtuber fan, these guy are a dime a dozen. He probably really liked her at some point, but something she did flipped his switch and now he obsessively posts about her. All the stuff about her being a lesbian (I don't know if she is because yuri-baiting is common for vtubers and it looks like that's what he's talking about) might be his actual problem with her, but it's probably just an insult he hopes would offend her. Toby Fox posted instead of working on Deltarune.
>>569322273No the funny thing is that he did all of that because she criticized A Song of Ice and Fire, no other reason.He also only stopped because Toby betraying him was more important.
>>569319107>>569319179ty
>>569322536Game of Thones sucks ass lmao. That's hilarious.
>>569322536So he critizes this vtuber for being a lesbianca but drops everything just so he can obesses about a man. No wonder people hate bisexuals.
>>569322542Carol was fine with Noelle being transgender, but she draws the line at her being a lesbian.
any talk of C*L is samefagging. no one cares about some rando fuck with a mental illness. any posts mentioning him or talking about him I automatically assume is bait/intentional shitstirring for shits and gigglessimply forget about him and post fave. I love fave
found a rather odd image
>>569322119>grey background>white letters>the writing stylethis can’t be anything more than a coincidence but the resemblance is baffling
>>569322389You think warning people over how dangerous that guy can be is malicious?
>>569322680>but drops everything just so he can obesses about a manNo, even Char Aznable is less pathetic than CoL somehow
>>569322745
>>569322150(saxophone to standard translation:) *sticks my microphone paw in your big TV belly and jiggles it around, broadcasting greasy squelching noises over the studio PA system*
>>569322812He's gone
>>569322745*found a rather sexy image
>>569322295couldn't help sneaking a humble brag in there huh
>>569322745Tenna if he real.
>>569322732>dumb doeposter
>>569322812he ain't fucking here homie go warn twitter about him if you actually give a shit you're just doing kiwifag shit now
>>569320174It's art by a Japanese artist celebrating the anniversary of a Japanese magazine, not concept art for chapter 5. Only the dark world will be anime themed.
>pluey lies in a sunbeam and takes a nap
/utg/ will keep posting about a thread celebrity long after post-mortem and yet is confused as to why we have a thread celebrity problem
>>569321870
>>569320603Angelicanism is a weird, borderline heretical denomination of Christianity like Mormonism in real life
>>569322295>I did some math last night and apparently I've written enough about Asgore to fill up an actual novel by nowthat's wild, your dedication is very impressive and inspiring.
>>569323092Post about living thread celebrities instead.
>>569322745I saw this and felt physically illEvery time I look at it, it makes me flinch I thibk I want to die...
>>569323118mmm...
>>569323234I love voiceanon
>>569322745What a wacky fellow
this was sweet
>>569323092To be fair he tried to crawl back here a couple of times fairly recently
My mother told me to complete the mission, seal the fountains, stop the roaring, and kill the knight.
>>569322924I didn't mean it like that, I was just trying to express that it's been a long time. Apologies if it came across that way>>569323227If you are the Carol artist then your commitment to drawing her and the improvement you've displayed has been extremely inspiring to me as well. If not then... uh, I really like that picture!
I have seen eyes Tenna before and none of them have managed to be this horrifying, how is this most recent eyes Tenna so terrifying compared to the rest?
My mother beat me
>>569318268>Temmie with pictures of darknersUHHHH THE LORE DROP?!WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT THIS1?
>>569323606I am, and thank you! That's sweet to hear. The other guy is just baiting, don't worry about it.
>>569323616
why is papyrus selling his glowing blue meat
>>569291383cover up the reference to Suzy Lee the author as well as Suzy, the lost pig that kicks off the plot of Breath of Fire II because toby is really trying to hide that that is the game that he ripped off even more than mother 3 for Deltarune
>>569323619... in Mario Kart! Lol!
>>569291383Needs it to have a meaning in Wingdings as well as being an angram of "iesus" aka Jesus
>>569323863Boo you stink!
>>569318268Catti having a crystal ball is foreshaadowed by the mike room pillars looking like crystal balls btw
My dad beat me...
>>569324061With his penis?
>>569318268
>>569323823Not even the original veggietales Tenna was this bad, I swear
>>569324186Black sans confirmed
I legit feel bad for this person. How is she? what happened to her? is she ok? I’m sticking my nose where it shouldn’t belong, aren’t I?
>>569324281>>569324281>>569324281Hop on
>>569324186Why is Sans Undertale more moe despite being more depressed?
>>569324186>papyrus has no starman emblemdoppelganger papyrus theory confirmed...
>>569324280it's probably just a larp given the neocities name
>>569324270Nips love KFC, dude.
>>569324306post-UT Sans is happier now because he got a new Toriel and he likes Frisk more than Kris
>>569324186Toriel a cutePapyrus a cuteUndyne a cuteAlphys a cute
