Fat bitches fighting over food edition# Store link:https://store.steampowered.com/app/2378900/The_Coffin_of_Andy_and_Leyley/# Guides (Major spoilers; avoid until having played through the game once):>Routes & Subrouteshttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3545926625>Achievementshttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3050231198>Stars & Visionshttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3459534675>Complete Episode 2 Walkthroughhttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3052417644>Episode 3 Endings Guidehttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3148380245># News:>Episode 3A: Decay has been released!https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/2378900?emclan=103582791473416093&emgid=523086940514289223>[APRIL 2026] Decay and Burial being developed simultaneously, whichever episode gets completed first is the next major update. It's currently looking like it'll be Burial.https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/2378900?emclan=103582791473416093&emgid=537755982024934503# Nemlei's previous games:https://mega.nz/file/FSFXURYI#FhEp5w4qMv4w0A0mMfQ4YqLD5TJuve014_-eTNdIbSIPrevious thread: >>568992217
Reposting:What do you expect in Burial? Will Julia be in it, or is her arc over?
>>569300859Andrew will kill Julia as an offering to Ashley when she wavers because of the lipstick melty
Real New Thread:>>569301306>>569301306>>569301306
I prefer the mom since the update
>>569300516That is the most disgusting image that has been post in /calg/ and you should be ashamed.
>>569302220He beat me to it and janny deleted mine. Absolutely shameful display.
>>569302220>tar gaySo that's what the soul colours mean
>>569301493>deliberately double baking because the OP makes your pussy hurtKill yourself
The image is vile but reading it all made me actually giggle so I kind of like it desu
>>569300516It is fat bitch Friday!
>>569303198Motherfucker it is Wednesday, today is for breakfast! And Friday is for drinking!
>>569302220>gay tradition normsNewfags forget that this is a fujo general
Embarrassing.
>>569301493are you serious that the legit one gets pruned while the fat fetish one doesnt?man, i really fucking despise those jannies so goddamn much ngl
>>569301226I love sisterboobs
>>569303920Humiliation ritual
>>569303920do people like that actually exist, or are they trolls? i can't decide which one is more pathetic
My wife Noelle has a healthy BMI!
>>569302541What if janny made the thread?
>>569302220>linux incest
>>569302220>andrew autistic Makes sense if you think about itBtw: OP image is garbage. I sincerely hope whoever baked gets skinned alive
Who started the rumors?
>>569303920>the legit oneThe first thread is always the one that's kept while later bakes are deleted, newfaggot. The second one isn't "the legit one" just because the first makes you butthurtNot OP btw, but you're going to convince yourself otherwise
>>569304343She's like 140cm tall
>>569304565Will my sister install Linux if I fuck her first?
Fatass anon is eating up all the image limit!
>>569301493>>569301701>>569302220>>569302541>>569302627>>569303573>>569303920>>569305141Holy fuckin kek. One anon voted for this a few threads back and I waited and waited for a bake, you deserve this. Give me nom noms. Billions must post. Ashlax will leave once she’s eaten enough posts. I think roughly seven hundred and fifty total should do it. Get cookin’.
>>569300516>fatshley opFUCKING BASED I LOVE FAT BITCHES
What's with the image dump?
Anon dumping his whole folder 90 seconds to 90 seconds to bury that shit like Nina
>>569307672>90 seconds to 90 secondsIt's 120 seconds if you want to post an image, stupid
>>569305306We need to ask the next word cloud, this is an important question.
Anyone want to take bets on when the image dump is going to stop? I bet he gives up around 60
I'm pushing the Delphic agenda elsewhere right now. What are (You) doing to bring about the Delphostate, Anon? How will (You) help immanentize the release of Chapter 4?
>>569308549>What are (You) doing to bring about the Delphostate, Anon?Just finished angry jerking off while thinking about my sister
Character tier list?
>>569308461The funny thing is this is best case scenario because I mostly come here because I want all pictures of Ashley that exist, so I’m… eating good.
>>569308716Rating criterion?
>autistic meltdown over fat ashleyit's not that serious, there's new art to share too
>>569300516You know I fucking hate this place
>>569304565The foundations of this general
>>569307379I suspect there is an effort to hit the bump limit ASAP. not sure why
Discord link?
Ashlax says these last batches of posts are starting to suck. She wants to move on from the image dump appetizer to another course. She requests that you make some epic shitposts for her to consume instead, and maybe some real discussion garnish
>>569307471I don't like this bitch's fetishes but I love the cartoonish yet hot way she draws Ashley.
>>569309597>>569309971He's going to be SO mad when I make the next OP Pride Month themed
>>569310250Do you think we're faggots?
>nooo why are you posting images on the image boardI'm joining anon
>>569310349Agreed.
>>569310637based!
>>569310637Yeah dude, it's super annoying when you flood the thread with images because it makes it hard to have conversations>greentext strawmanI don't know why I'm even bothering. You're clearly acting in bad faith
the crossover we needed honestly
>>569310303Reminder that I'm gonna do this to my sister.
>>569302220>julia need girl
>>569310334god imagine the smell between her folds, squishing her love handles and slapping her fat ass
>>569310781I'd rather not see a single word on the thread than to see the troll creaming xerself over everyone's dismay, not to mention the images are still on topic and we can still talk while posting cute pictures of siblings.
>>569310349Damn sis, nice ass.>slaps so hard it leaves fingerprints>slaps so hard smoke rises from it>slaps so hard you can hear her buttcheek sizzling
>>569310475Be quick because if I have to wait on a thread I’m making it a braaaap edition
Reminder that they're giving very good reasons to get jannied™
>116 posts alreadyHoly shit, /calg/ hasn’t been this active off-update in ages! It’s beautiful. Great thread.
Which parent's skull do you think Andrew and Ashley were holding during the bridge scene? Girls for girls, boys for boys? Or was Andrew holding Renee's skull while Ashley got Doug's?
>>569311517Who’s they, anon?
>>569311723This much /calg/ cannot be healthy for you!
>>569311723>Great thread.Except y'know.
>>569311747maybe yeah i think
>>569311941I’m told that’s why it’s so active. Any means necessary.
>>569311923What kind of question is this?? You're being very anti-Nemitic...
>>569311923>Who's they, anon?
Predictions for Burial?
sex
What happens when we reach the image limit with like 400 posts to go
>Why are the cult members who sacrifice to you always dressed this way?>d0 nOt asK t0o mAny QueSTioNs, TaR SouL.
>>569312732Literally what the actual fuck did Nemlei mean by this?
>>569312732There's only one solution.
Just dug up one of my old poetfag posts from the archives so here goes:Undress and examine your sister's gorgeous bodyBestowed upon thee by the Lord, married by birthBound by blood, from womb til you become earthUnder her shirt lies granted the Delphic worthAmen
Incest is wrong and Ashley is for Anonymous
>>569312161What is anti-semanticism? Is that like, Wiccan?
>>569312982No, Ashley! Don't make that gesture!
>>569313215
Can you guys at least spam stuff that’s not already on the folderfag mega? Post rare Ashley’s. If you’re gonna shit it up like this may as well get an expanded collection out of it
>>569313385>>569313429nigga heil hitler
>>569313651Here's the most common Ashley I can find. Now stop Crying About It™.
>not a single AI image I'm proud of you, /kal-gee/
>>569313823Ashley inspires love, not hate.
>>569313986I had felt this >>569313385 was sloppa though. Is it not?
>>569314126AI or not, sure is hideous
>>569313986Thank you anon. I love when people can’t tell my shit is AI, I go to great lengths.
>>569314045>loveBetween siblings >hateTowards hussies. Simple as.
>>569314329Then we can dig it
>>569314045>Ashley according to anon
GOONINGFAPPINGCHUDGOYCLIQUE MAKE A FOID SHAKEGEORGE FLOYD OVERDOSEGOONETTE FOID IN THE BACK HOEGOONINGFAPPINGAI TURN HER TO GOON BAITT50SWOKEPUSSY HOESTND GOY IN THE CASTLEIN HIGH SCHOOL I WAS A GOONERI WAS A RETARDI WAS A COALERMULTIPLE PERSONALITIES LIKE A TROONERBONECRUSHING, JELQING, NOW A MOGGERPEP-PEPTIDESCLAV STREAMSFOID ALL IN MY EARPUT ME IN A DREAMGOONBAITALL NIGHT LONGWHEN I DIEBURY ME WITH MY LIVESTREAM ONTALMUDB-B-B-B-B-B-BOMB IRANZOG IN MY EARPUT ME IN A TRANCEMAGACOCKA-A-A-A-ALL NIGHT LONGWHEN I DIE BURY MEWITH MY SONNENRAD CHAIN ON
>>569314329>You've got good sense of fashion, white girl>Yeah you could say I'm quite the FASHIST
>>569305141>>569306481weak ragebait bro 0/10do it better next time
>>569314632What constant consumption of incest porn to learn how to seduce one's own brother does to a girl
>>569300516>>569303198>>569310334can we get some more fat pictures, ideally of only women?also >>569303198 "Fatty 4.png" where are fatty1-3? do you have any more? if so, post them please.
>>569314893not ragebait, I genuinely think fatshley is funny. share a laugh with me.also bro called it, picrel
>>569314632I'd like to order an incest sandwich
This might be the single most derailed thread I've ever seen in /calg/ history.
Ignore and continue
>>569315342You haven't seen shit then lol, there has been much worse.
>>569315032I'm still proud of this green
>>569315068Hyperborea may be your sister's womb, but Agartha is your sister's assholehttps://files.catbox.moe/idjw9n.webm
If posts get deleted do they still count for the thread
>>569315779
>>569315941We've been through this song and dance.
>>569315779Wiggartha is her mouth?
>KICK THAT NIGGER BITCH OFF THE PLANE!
>>569316209
>>569314126Knew as soon as I fucked up transparency I’d be found out
/calg/ is so alive…but so dead.
>>569315068What if this is actually a super secret ending
>>569316907
>>569311120>we can still talk while posting cute pictures of siblings.Too bad nobody actually is because every post gets buried behind 5 images
>>569316984Burial reference
>Ashley getting banned from a TF2 server because she started crashing out at a demoman sticky spammer and screamed "NIGGER" at the top of her lungs
>>569317058Sounds in line with her character.
Blatantly threadshitting>buh buh shit thread cuz OPYeah, that’ll show em, more making /calg/ shit.
Posting images on an imageboard is.. le bad
>>569302220>cum cuz retard hard Imagine Tardrew spastically humping Ashley while drooling and making retarded noises, making her extremely uncomfortable, and then he suddenly has a retarded fit where he decides to rip Ashley's shorts off and rape her with his big retard cock, and she's crying because she doesn't want to be impregnated with his 50 IQ children but she can't get through to him as he keeps retardedly grunting until he cums inside her defenseless pussy.
>>569317546Anyone got the image of Tardew and Tardshley looking like tards while the mom looks exhausted?
>>569302220>nemleian census retarded Oh come on, the passwords are fine!
>>569317424Don’t act like it’s not deliberate spam
>>569302220>ashley cutereal
>>569316578I figured it because it was too perfect and the average /calg/ edit looks like picrel
>>569317850I welcome it because I needed a break from bump duty
>>569317017Few get this
>>569317968It gets exhausting certain hours when you're the only one awake.
>>569302220>thiu must eat stopHe will diminish
>>569317850It doesn't matter. Nothing matters. /calg/ has fallen. Billions must die.
>>569317017>BURIAL MENTIONED
>>569317968Yeah but what’s the point of keeping it alive if it’s not for good posts? They didn’t even try to write something to make it an actual post. It’s gonna be really funny when he hit the image limit and have 400 posts of just nothing left to go. Instead of ignoring it /calg/ is proving our hubris.
>>569318348It's not gonna be THAT funny
Weird how there's only one person who ever complains about posting images on an imageboard.
>>569318348>Yeah but what’s the point of keeping it alive if it’s not for good posts?Because even if #566 should be a bad thread, #567 shall be glorious.
>>569318636That’s because every poster, including you, is me. Every post is me.
>>569300516
>>569318740We are anomalous. We are a region. Forgive and forget. Expecto Patronum.
>>569318348Queen Nemlei has high hopes for us. That we continue to struggle. Unto eternity.
I support the imageposter. Fatniggers have been far too uppity as of late.
Holy samefags batman
>>569318875At least the silver lining is now we have plenty of options for an actual thread image instead of whatever garbage that faggot cooked up.
>>569317017>>569318308Nemlei stole the "Burial" name from my Ep1 era fanfiction which explicitly used the term to describe the burial of the Andy and Leyley alter egos, and I want to claim $6,000,000 in damages for copyright infringement.
>>569318964/calg/ is like 5 people, pretending to be 50 people.
>>569319031I dunno, don't you think that number seems a little high? It should be $250,000 at most.
>>569319220more like: 50 pretending to be 5.
>>569318808>We are a region
brapfaggotry > fatfaggotry
>>569319316
You know it's bad when a /v/ haggot can create a higher quality thread
Again, perfectly reasonable to be jannied btw. Should the janny be informed thereof, of course.
>>569318636>there's only one person
>>569319527
>>569319439Oh okay lmao
>>569317568I didn't know Julia was a tcoaal hater too.
>>569319517If you mean the spammer, yesIf you mean the OP, jannies already know and deleted a double bake already
>>569306090Is Vtbkkf still up and about?
>>569319917They just made pic related the other day. They seem to prefer having a low profile these days.
>>569314045It's a nice flag but funny looking in retrospect considering 'sane' route is highly likely to lead to wincest, and questionable will be more like Shots and Such/Splat route
>>569320040Nephew-bearing goddess hips
>>569320040Bless 'im. Still a loyal follower since Chp 1 days
Yeah, I fuck a lot of fat chicksEvery day, what can I say?Yeah, I fuck 'em real good and I fuck 'em real badYeah, I love fuckin' fat chicks, it's not a fadhttps://youtu.be/K9iGet23k6I
>>569314045The REAL flag of Delphoria.
>>569319841Don't respond to me faggot
Don't respond to the faggot, faggot.
Did dumpy have a stroke
>>569320040>theyIt's he.>>569320206It was created at a time where we didn't yet know all routes lead to incest
>>569321104But Anon, you're responding to yourself...just as I (You) am doing right now.
>>569321245>It's heReally? I always assumed it was a woman.
>>569321245Frankly it kinfa feels silly that we allowed ourselves to think that there would be a route where incestuous aspect is not involved at all. It's not like Andrew's obvious romantic feelings for Ashley would evaporate in a flash just because Ashley had a different dream
>>569321779Technically we did get a route without incest. It's Burial's dead, abrupt end. Which is really funny if you think about it.
>>569321245>It was created at a time where we didn't yet know all routes lead to incestSpeak for yourself, pic related is romantic af
>>569315589Shotafag still took effort and was occasionally amusing
>>569322041But you have to already get the incest double dream to get to burial at sea
I was always a Decaypist.
Decaype son or Burrape daughter?
>>569322570Decaype technically did happen. It's just Ashley raped Andrew
In this world. It's better to be the rapist than the rapee Decaydrew made the right choice.
>>569323289Andrew also raped Ashley.
>>569323791desu now that I think about it fucking a girl that’s crying over it and saying god is watching doesn’t exactly scream ethical at the very least
>>569323791Andrew did rape her though...
>>569323846>Mutual rape coupleKek
what the shit happened that there’s almost 300 posts count but only like 100 posts
>>569321207I got a stroke for you right here*cums*
>>569324863Anon got mad that his late bake was deleted and decided we all had to pay for it by sucking up over half of the image limit
>>569325420Anon is based
>>569325420Crazy that the number stays, isn’t that kinda rewarding it? Or is it gonna go beyond the normal limit now? Either way, what a dumbfuck. Takes literally 450 more posts to kill a thread than the image limit, and pun barely intended, fed any so-called trolls with that level of a time expending melty
>>569326692>Takes literally 450 more posts to kill a thread than the image limit, and pun barely intended, fed any so-called trolls with that level of a time expending meltyExactly this. Even if he kept going till the image limit, there'd more than half the thread left with literally no fucking images. And I have to image that OP is elated. The ROI on his bad OP is immense. Autistic faggots keep forgetting that there will always be another thread. Half time time, I never even look at the OP image. But no, now we all have 200 less images to post because some retard had a meltdown
>>569307471nemlei was so based for canonically making ashley a giantess
>>569326692Most of the malicious shitposting that happens in this thread at this point isn't even outsiders trolling us, it's just a number of autistic faggots taking turns trolling their personal "nemesis" because of what is likely one or two points of contention between them in what is otherwise fairly unanimous agreement. Even I'm getting tired of visiting the thread sometimes, and if *I'm* getting a bit tired of it I can only imagine there's a bunch more that said "fuck it" and just left the patients to run the asylum.It's getting to the point where our most dedicated regulars are literally the problem.
>>569327194DING DING DING DING DING Nail on the fucking head. The oldfags who try to show off how long they've been here all the time are WORSE than the newfags who ask stupid questions because the oldfags are so smug and keep vagueposting
Just flopped a uni presentation so badly that the professor outright said it had issuesI may soon end up like the law school Thiu anon
>>569327045You don’t even have to be baiting to get bites here. Hell, you don’t even have to cast. Niggas will just get maximum butthurt over their easily offended sensibilities in seconds.>>569327194Yup. Wish we had a final solution for ragefags. I wish I could kill people with my mind when I see one haggot post turn into 10 possibly same fags crying over triggering their mommy issues. You’re just making their taboo stronger and being annoying
>>569327420>because the oldfags are so smug and keep vaguepostingThat's not even close to the problem at hand. The issue is that it's just a handful of people baiting each other and taking the bait in perpetuity. I consider myself pretty good at "reading the room" so to speak, and to me a lot of the trolling, getting baited, and counter-trolling in perpetuity reeks of a handful of people who have been here long enough to identify specific thread personalities, how correct their inference is notwithstanding, and think they can bully that person out the thread by constantly pissing them off and making the thread unusable for them.The problem is that all of these individuals are severely autistic, which means they will literally never let anything go, and the only people getting bullied out of the thread are the people who come here to talk about stuff with their anonymous pals but can't because the somebody has once again activated the "agitate the chimps" button.
>>569313973need /ck/ edit of this with the hardees star
>>569327540Thanks for reminding me that I'm a miserable worthless loser failure. Today wasn't bad enough alreadyPrick
>>569328539You’re gonna make it brah
https://i.4cdn.org/vg/1780192068402212.pngThe big Aristotle says to stop the madness
>>569315137>"Fatty 4.png" where are fatty1-3?As I was saying before I was so RUDELY interrupted, fat bitch friday
>>569327420Are you illiterate?
>>569329569Yeah, what about it?
>>569300516>Fat bitches fighting over food editionMissed opportunity not making it “fat bitches fighting over posts” or over bakes. Fits the image more, and apparently the thread too
Sometimes it's good to have a shit thread. Remember the handbrake one? Or the one about how wide the streets have to be to qualify as American suburbia?
>>569330589Ok but those were both just autistic arguments that went on too long. This is a legitimate autistic meltdown in a "I'm not having fun so you can't either" wayBTW I was one half of the streets one. And I remember being right
>>569330589This thread will surely go down in the anals of history
>>569330803Fuck it, anal OP next
>>569330783I mean yeah it is stupid that we have 163 files to spare over the next 440 posts.
its awesome that one picture can ruin the whole general for a day or three. Maybe more. This could stretch out with no images to post. Also good idea showing the supposed “discord trannies” that simply sniping a bake is more effective than anything they’ve allegedly tried
>>569331271>one picture can ruin the whole general for a day or threeNot having this. The fault isn't on OP for his dumb bake. There is no reason that anon HAD to spam 200+ images. I'm not moving the onus of an autistic meltdown away from the fully grown adult that had it. Like I said, half the time I don't even look at the OP. There will always be another thread. Who fucking cares if one sucks? That doesn't make you a hero for fucking up the thread for EVERYONE else
>>569331550Between that and “muh images on image board” faggot going silent the same time the spammer got clapped I think they’re the real troll desu
>>569331550>Like I said, half the time I don't even look at the OP.Newfrens see it in the catalog. It's about making appearances
>>569300939I want Ashley to get the ick from Andrew killing Julia
>>569332129Tf2 is a more popular game and their thread image is oppai loli and they’re behaving more than this cmon now
>>569302220>mean cock bitch brother Very Andrewan
>>569332670But people LIKE tits.
>>569333406They're pretty ok birds.
We need to make a number of pure text posts to get the ratio back in balance. So, let us all now type out why we love Julia so much. I'll startShe is very sweet and has a big heart
>>569333406Renee never breastfed the kids, right? Well maybe she nursed Ashley for a while, before she became an annoyance.
>>569333584>Renee never breastfed the kids, right?She 100% did, formula isn't cheap.
My sister bought me a chicken sandwich but it's been in the fridge all day before she said that it's for me. It's a cute gesture, but how do I reheat a chicken sandwich?
>>569334220>but how do I reheat a chicken sandwich?oven for the chicken, microwave for the buns then finish them in the oven.
>>569333584Andrew reflecting on the weird parts of his upbringing
>>569334220Reheat the buns by putting them in a colander over a pot of boiling water. The microwave will dry them out.
>>569333771>formula isn't cheapRenee wouldn't have bought formula regardless. Andrew probably had to make do with instant ramen.
I think part of Renee’s contempt also comes from being legally compelled to take minimum care of them
Okay so vision dreamsDo they watch the events like we do, or do they experience them in their own POV? If the latter that means the questionable route is basically direct sexo
>>569335282That will make it soggy. Microwaving it wrapped in paper towel is the way.
Tbh why didn’t Renee just leave them in a hot car? Or did she try that and the little shits managed to escape
>>569337164Renee still wanted other people to think she was a good mother
Idea: a spy vs spy style comic but it’s Renee trying to murder her kids and it backfiring tom and Jerry/roadrunner/cruella style
>>569337542Classic shitty mother shenanigans
>>569337164They didn't have a car because Eurocucks live in pods (aka apartments) so they don't have garages
>>569338143THAT'S ILLEGAL
>>569338186The cool thing about incest laws is that in western court systems the burden of proof is so high that nobody will actually prosecute it on its own.
>>569338305Unless you're white, in which case you're guilty until proven innocent.
>>569338359While the courts *are* antiwhite by design, it's still an impossibly high burden of proof. Kangaroo courts are real, and don't get me wrong they can be and often ARE corrupt, but there's only so corrupt you can get before you get your shit pushed in for being an outlier.
>>569338143>>569338316Please do not saturate our already high file count with a BPD Korean's self-portrait (which, notably, is unrelated to the game).
>>569338518>>569338316>>569338143buy an ad
>>569338143>>569338316>>569338518These better be old otherwise I gotta get kit9 on the ringer so he can break her jaw.
>>569338518That goes for you too, cunt!
>>569338658>break her jawThat comes free with being Korean, no wonder they all get plastic surgery on their 18th birthday
This is the first time I'm seeing this reaction to Watasi fanart. What happened?I mean, aside from the original merch drama.
stay mad
/calg/ rightfully worship Nemlei and Kit9. Watasi is under a court order to never engage with Coffin ever ever ever EVER again. As Nemleians we have a responsibility to inform Kit9 should Watasi re-engage in her subversive bootlegging activities.
>>569339036LOVE Kit9 in Oklahoma.
Will these two ever be happy?
>>569339036Could do with harder bootlegging desu, looks like shit compared to the actual art style and character design for coffin
>>569338894I can't speak for other Anons, but Watasi tried to be the face of the fanbase and I've soured even more on that sort of egotism after seeing the hagmod devs do the same thing with much more efficacy.
>>569339195I bet andy and leyley would try to get into bootlegging during prohibition and suck at it.
>>569338518>her headband detects siblings around her>ashdrew colors as exampleOkay that’s kinda neat I guess
let me get this straight, watasi art is fine by everyone as long as its not her self-insert characters, right?
>>569339426I want to beat the hagmod dev with hammers for fracturing the community on hag while being an ashdrew antiAlso because the mod fucking sucks, is he an anti for mom shit too? It’s so dry and the “never say never” option doesn’t even pop.
Convincing hagmod devs to open a patreon so I can report them to kit9 who'll bring down the hammer on that retarded fucking mod.>>569339569No, because all her content is tainted by her crimes, like Bill Cosby.
>>569339426I agree, actually. It's one thing if people want to do their own thing. It's one thing if that thing even happens to be popular. It's another issue entirely when you get a fat head from all of it and develop an ego that can eclipse the sun. Nemlei could come out the next day and say that I personally inspired some of her work and while I would cum in my pants, I wouldn't delude myself into thinking I'm anywhere near the level of importance as the person who created the work is.
You know your mod is bad when a straight up h-mod of similar premise would unironically be better
>>569340094Even if it were straight-up porn it'd still be shitty because the third-world flavor of momfaggotry is trash compared to the japs.
>>569322272Do NOT compare some fanart spam to the greatest troll /calg/ has ever seen>was occasionally amusingDie
>>569340308Yeah, it was really fucking awful. It wasn't even funny awful like the OP image, it was just an unironic trainwreck watching that mentally-stunted faggot try and fail to court some e-"girl" in public spaces while talking about warhammer and hypercock shota porn. I can only imagine that the second party was some extremely elaborate troll attempt to catfish him.
I remember when this was a fun place.
>>569340198Wait is he third world? Is that why the muh South American thing keeps coming up?
>>569340308>>569340510Okay you caught me, I haven’t even read those archives, it just sounds funny when people bring it up
>>569340614Yes, before it was watered down into another low-IQ insult the Brazilian haggot meme was based on a real thing, and the ESL accusations were rooted in the noticeable pattern that all of the hagmod shill posts had conspicuously bad English which perfectly matched the kinds of fuck-ups you would expect from someone who speaks a romance language as their first.
>>569340510>It wasn't even funny awful like the OP imageOh he did that too, there are multiple threads throughout /calg/s history with OP images that are straight up the faggiest shit you can imagine, like Andrew with a hyper ass or some shit idk I have tried my best to forget it all.Also>the second partyAnon, I... There was no Russian girlfriend (who coincidentally spawned everytime he started posting in the thread). It was all him, he was ERP'ing for hours WITH HIMSELF. Unless you mean when he was talking to that troon furrry artist which is a whole nother thing.By the way reminder that he eventually left because he was getting mass reported everytime he came back so he got bored. Just food for thought.
I wish nemlei let you change their outfits through the story
>>569340789It’s rough being American with blue eyes and having to deal with this faggot’s reputation. May he burn in ??? hell for his crimes against the enjoyment of the hottest milf in indie gaming
>>569340760I know because the sole reason for your existence here is to piss off as many natives as you can while you've arrived here yesterday. At least the shotafag was active since the dawn of /calg/, we really got some lame trolls nowadays.
>>569340960>andrew with a hyper assOkay but that sounds hilarious. Or do you mean shotadrew?
>>569340960While I'm open to the idea that he was in fact ERPing with himself, I still stand by the fact that it's simply too ridiculous an idea to entertain it as the ONLY possibility, and I still cling to the idea that he was a "normal" mentally-ill turboautist that let himself get catfished into oblivion.>>569341083>hottest milf in indie gamingThat doesn't let you off the hook for being a performative faggot. The "milf" thing is still redditshit. I don't believe in calling people brown as an insult in and of itself, because being called a reddit numale is far more damaging.
>>569341021What is this the fuckin Sims? Cartoonish one fit clothing stays as is!
>>569341095I think you have me confused with someone else, dickhead
>>569341291What the fuck is THAT image?>>569341340I know exactly who you are, (Me)...
>>569341226ooo Gaga, I got your milkiessssSince you’re a fucking baby
Feed the troll and I'll add another decade to Episode 4's release!
>>569341734Yass Nemlei queen...
>>569341226>for being a performative faggot.what is that even about, are you using it wrong or just another nemesisfag that’s such a gay minor attracted pussy that they think only one person here could possibly want to fuck Renee
Feed the troll, I need another decade for Episode 4's release which will be an 80 hour biopic of Andrew and Ashley's life together in the true ending.
>>569340960>It was all him, he was ERP'ing for hours WITH HIMSELF.He did the same thing in the Omori general too back when he cared about that game
>>569341871I'm saying that the "milf" thing is gay and retarded. I don't care "who" he is.>>569341734You say that like it's a threat. I'm a delayGOD, patience isn't just a virtue, it's a requirement.
Did you know that the last post in this thread discussing the current content offerings instead of arguing with shitposters or wishlisting future content additions was 63 minutes ago?
>>569342007What's wrong with discussing the game's roadmap going forwards?
>>569341992>milfs are gay
>>569342123>milfs are gayNo, people who like them are. If that upsets you, I suggest Bengay, it even has your sexual preference in the name.
>>569301226Objectively speaking, guys, is your sister going to become a MILF when her time comes? Is she already one?
>>569341905This anon knows it. Are you perhaps the one who discovered those?
>>569342251Yessir
>>569342351Tank your cervix.
>>569342229When the anti-older pedophiles throw out their sister for turning 18 (antique) do you think I could have them
>>569342229>is your sister going to become a MILF when her time comes?Yes, and that's okay. Sisters are always cute.
>>569341473Speakley
so now what?
>>569344003Sex. With sisters.
>>569344003Now we practice incestin’
>>569344062I like those boobs
>>569344124Sistertitty is powerful and alluring.
>>569341992>>569342223Here, fixed Renee for you
>>569345754You’re still a fag for liking milfs, but yeah that is kinda better. Do they make lewds like this?
I just really think Andy would've been better off performing his whole life for Julia instead of what the fuck's going on.
>>569300516Wow Ashley, you’re such a pig
>>569339096Soon.
>>569342229Fuck yes she will, she's already borderline and it's not even because she's 28. She may be ashamed of her plump figure, but to me she's beautiful, Rubenesque. Her silhouette is profoundly maternal and even her personality is very thoughtful and nurturing. The first time we got drunk together she asked me if I see her as maternal lol, well I definitely see her massive tits as maternal because those things give me motivation in life. When you're hugging on the couch or at the bar or wherever and she pulls your face into those things, suddenly every negative thought disappears. She wears glasses too. I would genuinely kill myself if she got a breast reduction. In conclusion, her reading half the shit I say about her here would ruin my life.
>>569347272That sounds beautiful anon, you have a way with words. I love her too now.
>>569342229She'll be a cool wine aunt.
How would Ashley react if Andrew took zinc supplements for two weeks and then wanked over bed, spraying lots of semen over it?
>fatshley is a melty triggerkek good to know
>>569348847*her bed
>>569348847And how would Ashley react if Andrew took zinc supplements for two weeks and then wanked into her closet, spraying lots of semen over her clothes?
>>569349994>>569349854>>569349624>>569349498>>569349362Nigger stop we're going to hit the image limit on post #435
>>569350064Not #435, I put the wrong number in the calculator lol>*Nigger stop we're going to hit the image limit on post #649
>>569350064cry about it
>>569350171If you insist on flooding the thread, then do it with text posts as the cooldown is shorter.
>>569350162that's not that bad, we can survive 100 text postsit's gonna help this general build character
>>569346291Dude, Andrew would have eventually beaten Julia. And his relationship with Julia was already arguably more abusive than his relationship with Ashley.
My sister heard some cat crying outside yesterday, she wanted to feed it, so I had to spend half an hour at midnight rummaging through bushes near our house with her, in the end we didn't even find the damn cat.
>>569350979Did you eat the cat food?
>>569351032No, our 3 other cats ended up eating it, my sister has a thing for cats.
>>569302220>major siscon agreesAgrees with what?!
>>569351147With TND
>>569350979So your sister, a cat, since we established sisters are cats, decided to go feed another cat?
>>569351556Mama cat. It's a crypto MILF sister post (>>569342229)
>>569351094That’s because sisters are cats
Real Nekoshley hours.
SIX SEVEN>SIX SEVENSIX SEVEN>SIX SEVENSIX SEVEN>SIX SEVEN
>>569351831I wanna six seven Ashley's big naturals
Won't you buy some Krispy Kreme donuts for your sister on National Donut Day?
>>569352084My friend used to work at a donut shop. I remember one time I visted him at the end of his shift after a National Donut day... he drank himself into a blackout that night
>>569352084I want to tonguepunch my sister's donut
>>569352084Mmm sounds good.
>>569352084>>569352275>National Donut Daydo Americans really?
>>569352397We have it in Australia too, I posted that because I got reminded on the radio that it's tomorrow.
>>569352084i will do whatever it takes to fatten up my own and your sister, you don't have to thank me
>>569352534Based.
>>569352501I looked it up and Aussie and US donut days are the same day. I actually didn't know that. Also didn't know it was an actual observed holiday. Usually every other day is, "national food item day" or some bullshit.
>>569352534>>569300516
>>569352534>i will do whatever it takes to fatten up my own and your sister>and yourSettle down there cowboy. Don't get me wrong, I love a ripe sister as much as anyone, but is it right to interfere with a brother's artistic journey? A sculptor does not merely seek to create a pretty sight, for a photograph would achieve the same result; rather, the sculptor finds happiness in the artistic process: taking to the sisterly canvas and continually redesigning, editing, and improving their craft, by hand. To deny a brother that achievement...it ain't right.
>STOP TURNING YOUR BITCH SISTER INTO A WHALE
>>569353645I never had any issue with her weight.
>>569300516What's the original text/context for the pic...?
