Previous: >>569288278>Global Game NewsTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineLink your account to Cygames iDCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_enCurrent Scenario: Make A New Track aka "Trackblazer"Current Rate Up: Inari One (3*), SSR Sakura Chiyono O, SSR Admire VegaCurrent CM: Gemini Cup - Tokyo Turf 1600m Mile/Left/Spring/Sunny/FirmCurrent Event: The Promised Hour>Schedulehttps://files.catbox.moe/uljfzl.jpg 06/04 - Sweep Tosho (3*), Taiki Shuttle (SSR), Oguri Cap (SR)06/04 - Fuji Kiseki's Showtime Event06/07 - New Legend Races06/11 - Camping Mejiro Dober (3*), Camping Taiki Shuttle (3*), El Condor Pasa (SSR), Matikanetannhauser (SSR)06/11 - Search! Solve! Summer! Story Event06/18 - Air Shakur (3*), Air Groove (SSR), Gold City (SR)06/21 - Cancer Cup - Medium/Right/Summer/Wet/220006/25 - Seiun Sky (3*), Narita Brian (3*), Throne (SSR Group), El Condor Pasa (SR)https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Wedding Manhattan Cafe (3*), Wedding Gentildonna (3*)New Scenario "Rasshai! Tracen-ken" announced>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between servers)Starting guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalRace Analysis Tool & CM Datahttps://hakuraku.moe/umalogsRace Simulatorhttps://umalator.appFind networks if your region is blocked from the gamehttps://www.umavpn.topSeiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUmamusume Birthday Calendarhttps://ウマ娘.攻略.tools/events/birthdayUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyzCustom Stickershttps://schizo.farm/resources/stickersFind borrowshttps://chronogenesis.net/friend_search
Curren is cute!
The next uma posted is my wife.
I think we should fuck female anons (don't exist, trannies don't count) and um trainees while RPing as a male toraina.
A new club during MANT?Yes that's right ExcelUma is looking for members.Are (You) someone who>casually plays the game but wants to win CMs>plays in Open League>a place for Open discussion>into spreadsheet autismthen ExcelUma (4/30) is the club for (You)there will be gibs this month but as to how much you'll get and where the club will place is still unknownplease reply with your ID or have /uma/ /vg/ in your profile to identify yourself.Club ID588536995
cum boucket d'or
"hehe you're a pipsqueak toreina"
>>569304843I love Ryan
psst. hey bwo, wanna join a cool A/A+ rank club?wanna be friends with some new dacchis?then join autis/uma/ bwojust dont flatline, or else...apply in game with /uma/ in your banner or by sending me your id here
>wonder why /uma/ was so active>read the previous thread>shitposting and shitflinging and drama Why do i ever get my hopes up!
>>569304659nooo that's okay it's funny and I'm sorry for going out of line. not cool
Why do Teiobros like Tokai Teio, and not a fellow fatty like Hishi Miracle?
>gives you Gourmand
Just failed a Guts training during Year 1 but didn't get a "Get Well Soon" or "Don't Over do it" event. What's that about?
why do sex toys have to be so expensive bwosliterally the cheapest chinese motor and some rubber but they can charge sixty euros for it because of a captive marketprofit margins must be insanethis is on topic because I'm buying for my trainee not me
>>569305128do you have slacker debuff?
>>569305068can i get a headpat too
>>569305178Haru would definitely be friends with Caiphas Cain
>>569305118spe love
>>569305118Can you give me your daughters instead?
What you do?
>>569304971>(4/30)slowly climbing...keep at it and good luck!
>>569305128post your event log
>>569305068white woman jumpscare
Digitan LOVE
>>569305060Please invite totopo, that would be the funniest shit ever
>>569305242Not, didn't have any status conditions. Just went for a 20% risk since there were 5 people on it
is this a spechan thread
>>569305358Raping Chrono
>>569305304Go along with it because Creek has a Pure Heart and I know she wouldn't try to rape me like other umas would
>>569305358Smooch?
>>569304971Hope you'll be able to fill your club now that you're elligible for rewards. MANT is probably just a bad timing since everyone's dying one by one.
>>569305390
A video of Doto and Taiki apparently a day before Taiki diedhttps://youtu.be/w890m9s6cck
>>569304971>open league focused clubnot for me but sounds fun for those that are interested.
test your Gemini Cup aces before the CM starts( 24 hours left) and let's do 10 rooms this time.First one531293465312934653129346
>>569305425i dont have his id, bwo...
>>569305363
>>569304843B+ club Basashi (850734315) is now under new management and is looking for new members as well.We're very chill, no drama or any of that bullshit. Just log in, and don't flatline. If for some reason you wont be able to log in for a period of time just let me know in advance.Send an invite request to 850734315 with /uma/ in your profile or reply to this post with your ID and I'll send you an invite.Join today and I'll say something nice about you.
>>569305068I didn't take it seriously dwGrass cute tho.
>>569305228Rape is free
Whoa! It's Daiwa Scarlet!
Hey (You)! Are (You) in need of a comfy A+ club for June? Rare Brick (835612678) has one (1) spot for a lucky anon! Just hit your 25mil monthly, and don't completely flatline unless you already finished. We have:>ohayo stickers (and many more!)>shoe wars at reset (mediums only!)>practice partners and room matches for CM>a safe place to complain about the xoguri and vbourbon menaceReply with your ID or apply in game with /uma/ to become unbricked!
>>569305751I will have consensual sex just to spite you, dumb Rice
>>569305751well I haven't been raped yet so... what's your point
>>569305304Tag along with her because she's my beloved
>>569305652quite mysterious
>>569305652And people say Sashimi is a bad card.
>>569305635>yasuda kinen
>>569305068fat-assed white woman
>>569305901
>>569305849>>569305852Oh I didn't realize that event happens after a training failed because who would ever use that R of her. She's not in my deck so I had no idea
thoughts on this uma?
>>569305715
Did anyone actually find his /uma/BF here
>>569305751Rape is only free when you're the one being raped. Its a fair amount of work otherwise.
>>569306029does Grass know that she'll never be a yamato nadeshiko
>>569306049no because i only like boys i can bully
>>569306006yeah it's an out of deck event card spook and apparently it can summon anshinzawa's event like that too. i think i remember getting that myself.
>>569306049V and Umama naturally
>>569306000
>>569306103do you know you'll always be a loser?
>>569305635so if maru or bourbon don't get second, suzie will hold on till late race.Second room109314201093142010931420>>569305858What comes after the derby, friend?
This thread will be drama too
>>569305645581714576515
>>569306203I still have to see proof of this
>>569306238>newly trained Spe got 1stI AM SO READY FOR GEMINIPLAT HERE I COMEThank for hosting!
>>569306282sent
>>569306237This post made my dick twitch..
>>569306237rude
>>569306103Unironically yes.Like a proper weab she knows that the true Yamato nadeshiko is an ideal that is not so easily reached, even by Japanese people.
>>569306294She was defending his threads yesterday
>>569306238>What comes after the derby, friend?i can't tell if you're being serious or not but cm14/gemini is nhk mile.
>>569306253Nobody cares, V
>>569305440Every thread is!
>>569306206
>>569306238>6 fronts>end winssasugaThird room186209721862097218620972>>569306401really? what why
>>569305565yeah it's not a good time for a new club. many 29/30 clubs here, not many will want to join a 4/30 and get D rewards, especially with very important banners next month. I hope it works out for them but I'll be real I don't expect people to join them until GL brings some of the MANT haters back and a bunch of them will be looking for clubs at the same time.
>>569306636so glad umama fianlly found time to test her aces
>>569306636after this I'm gonna bring hesitant front curry
I just want someone who is nice to me...I try my best
>>569305527 I would really, really love to taste Stego's cooking. But I also would love to feed her.
>>569306736i'm sure someone that is compatible, attractive, and available will spontaneously appear in your room soon.
>>569306547trve...
>>569305816Reposting because I think the trolls got it out of their system last thread so I can get serious replies now... Rare Brick danchou here. Should I step down even if the club doesn't want me to? All the anons here agree I should but listening to you guys is what got me in trouble in the first place. Should I double down and comply or learn my lesson and ignore anons? And YES, I am sorry, ok?
Nobody unironically likes me so I will never get an /uma/ friend.
>>569306880why what'd you do>>569306886feels bad bwo
>>569306863Shiraoki's promise
>>569306880Nigga atleast change your filename to the same one if you wanna shitpost and skinwalk
>>569306880You should host a race tournament with your club members and let the strongest one become danchou.
>>569306880You still haven't even apologized to Totopo
>>569306863yeah dude that's what the computer is for
>>569307042This. This general is fucking retarded
>>569306736same...
>>569306636STARTTTTTTTTTT
>>569307042It's literally the same file from last thread, I didn't mess with the name.>>569307078Read the post before you reply to it next time.
>>569307126All of the other replies to that post are genuinely samefagged too
>>569306880irl dogeza with timestamp and you'll be instantly forgiven for all your crimesmambo did it with a flatliner and even they had to concede
>>569307043they're multiplying
i know we have rob roy but i think we are missing a genuine nerdy bottle glasses nerd umai think the biggest issue would be a rancher agreeing to adapt their horse to be a hunched giga nerd that can barely runbut i think it would still be cute to make her and end closer sprinter because of her bad athleticism i also would give her the sctick that she can also run as a front runner due to her bad dept perception
>>569307213Welcome to /uma/, there are like 6 people here and they're mostly from /uma/ club
>>569307204Ok NTRfag, you found a new target to bully, are you gonna go at it for like few days now with your discord buddy Umama?
>>569307371That isn't me.
what the hell is a chud coffecel?
>>569307319I barely even play the game, I just come here to post pictures of the umas
>>569307443Sure it isn't V
>>569307489Get out while you can this is a psych ward
V in my walls
>>569306880>thread has no influence on my decision from kicking Totopo>I'll ask the thread insteadIf I'm your member I'll be more than embarrassed having you as my danchou with this behavior
>>569307480a redditor, so you
>>569307371Notice how the trolling and the ntr images never overlap
>>569307489We know V
>>5693066364th room226559822265598222655982
>>569307617It's just obvious as fuck, he's always the one who starts club drama at the start of the month
>>567527313An update for youFloppy Boy (sire - Mr. D. C.; dam - Delicious Burden) is retiring after his 9YO season and will now stand stud. In 46 starts, he has won 12 times, including 6 G1s, 3 G2s and 2 G3s. His final placement stat is 12-15-6-13.
>>569307632Yay my Taishin won, she just needed a long holiday...
Do you're daily pullsI actually did want Ines
>>569307732wrong thread fuck off
>>569307732right thread come in
>>569307732most soulful poster ittDo you pirate the game to play it btw? It's not licensed outside of Japan, right?
>>569307768Special Week learns why umamusume shouldn't wear clothes made for ordinary humans
>>569307812good old 6>7 pull for the win!
>>569307815>>569307840dioe tranny schizos
>>569307732post the name list
>>5693076325th one199814841998148419981484
7 and you get raped
>>569307732Haha good old Delicious Burden
>>569307928>It's not licensed outside of Japan, right?yes>>569308035Give me a second to do the other update posts first
I barely play the game, I only come here to post Daiwa Scarlet. There's another anon that also posts her.
>>569307597>>569306880
>>569308095I dont see the appeal
>>569308215It was a mistake, ok?
>>569308215KWAB
heh, i see you're still stuck on entry level oshis...
>>569308303I do this
>>569308215lol, lmao even
>>569308215Imagine being that smug only to prove, that you are, in fact, affected by the threads
>>569308484proof?
i hope totopo joins my club :)
>>569308040before I start the next one, can I ask ***** to please stop joining the last five rooms to give room as you're in the majority of them in the first five anyway. Thanks.Fifth one411515294115152941151529
>>569308318Umama is a retarded shitposting faggot, who could have known
>>569308095I challenge you to become a Scarlet one trick. Invest entirely into FrontRunner cards and just always run her with two debuffers, one front/runaway debuffer so she has someone to duel/rabbit, and one end debuffer where all the good debuffs are.
>>569308540join my club
please, pick my club, I need people....
>>569308579I'll doxx him: Umama is the name in *****.
>>569308579>first time he's been called out by a host The tides are turning
Last room302328783023287830232878
>>569308629(you) got it.
>>569308215Rebricked more like Reclowned
>>569308773literally not the first time though?
>>569308579uh oh.
>>569308773>>569308579No point testing against her if she loses the majority of them desu
>>569308579I didn't see what you wrote, whoops
What does "lovecen" mean anyway
>>569308835It is schizo
>>569308835As far as I know, Umama has been shitposted a ton by anons but never actually has a room host called them out about it
>>569308579V is gonna get mad you stopped his boyfriend
>>569308905Love Tracen
>>569308929???I've asked him (her [you?]) to stop joining my rooms before when xhey joined three in a row
I'll do a few too, get in869337018693370186933701
>>569308773It's not the first time Umama gets called outIt's not the first time BeanzDelish cries about someone
>>569308905it's just a cute portmanteau of Robert Chen, who is the owner of the horse.
>>569308905Love Center which is another name for Tracen among umamusume. Can you guess why?
>>569308035I am posting the list now because I just noticed that one of the most promising 2YO going into training is by Twin Turbo (the dam being Admire Groove) and I don't have any names, so here it is
>>569308437Sh-shut up. It's perflatly fine to like Suzuka...
>>569308905post a screenshot
autis/uma/ is poaching an /uma/ celebrity as we speak... they actually got stronger than before...
>>569309149because uma musume love to run?
>>569308787Resultsgomen to that anon I cancelled the race on, too bad don't think I've seen any new faces. Thanks for joining everyone and goodluck for Gemini Cup!
>>569307959spechud is not sexy
>>569309224we dont have him yet, but maybe we will
>>569309149Because Umas love Tracen..?
What have we learned this month so far?
>>569308905
>>569309318Thanks for hosting as always and good luck to you too!My umas always lose the front wars, having only 1k wit on my bourbon is really biting me in the ass
>>569309419hate on Vhate on Umamahate on the schizos
spechan is sexy
>>569309392this is what hell looks like
>>569308095Hey you, yes (You)!Are looking for a new club? Do you hate discord drama and monthly quotas? Do you love your umas?Then join HonseFun now! We are a comfy A rank club one(1) open slot. All we ask is that you apply with /uma/ in your bio so Danchou or the officers know you are from here and that you don't abandon your umas. Seriously they get lonely and sad.Come play at your pace, do Unity/URA if you want, trade your shoes, say high in chat, post stickers and complain about your CM matches.
>>569309057First time my Inari gets top 3, cool to see even though it was mostly luck probably777881077778810777788107
>>569309210>my boy Sniff Test is a winnerthank you
>>569307732How hard is it to play this if I don't know any japanese
>>569309419Ex-Autis/uma/cho is a traitorBrickedcho is a pussy
>according to the "elite" next CM is literally fronts vs oguri capwhat about us late and end connoisseurs?
>>569309514Looks like free cheer taishin to me
I start to think he has a bot set up or some shit he is literally in every single room.
>>569309537end sissies our response???Thank you for hosting and posting results
wait... so he literally MADE the club, then ditched for /uma/club? for real??
>>569309537>snipes the other hoster to death>keeps sniping the new rooms
>>569309681It's not easy to be dancho plz andastand
>>569309637Late Oguri CapEnd Oguri Cap
OK, I get it. I get it. I'll step down, I just need to figure out who I give the leadership to first. I'm sorry again, let's please no longer discuss this, and I hope Rare Brick can heal from here on.
>>569309273>>569309361Running after their trainers
>>569309149Because everyone there loves running!
>>569309553Depends on how fast you grasp the UI. After you learn it, it is rather easy
>>569309681>check /uma/ club>it's realHoly fuck.
>>569309763i am danchouit's easy(my officers do all the work)
>>569309637I watched a few public lobbies, late and end can win if you proc literally everything.
>>569309786bwo...just take your meds...
>>569309681>>569309838This drama is SOOOOO yesterday sister
>>569309705At least he's polite enough to not join if the host requests it, which is all that matters.
>>569309770777 doesn't work for Lates and Ends because the accel zone is different for them since they are so far in the back when the late race starts
>>569309224who? and who? why all the vagueposting these days?
>>569309537Woah, another top 3, not quite winning yet though545036945450369454503694>>569309665No problem bwo
>>569309786>she is still letting the thread influence decisions
want another beer but I need to eat
>>569309786*forces you to stay*I am influencing you right now. Meds.
These rooms fill up in like 5 seconds, its insaneAnyone got a jong room instead?
glad mambo is immune to /uma/club's antics
Gold City feet in my mouth
>>569309918Bro, I don't keep up with drama.
>>569309786join autis/uma/, i'll make you an officer
>>569309786WHY ARE YOU LETTING THE THREAD DECIDE ANYWAY AND NOT WITH YOUR CLUBI AM GOING TO PERSONALLY SLAP YOU AND IM NOT EVEN INSIDE YOUR CLUB
>>569310216>>569309896why do you only speak up in the thread after I made a tough decision....
>>569309786no one cares manjust stop posting and let it go. You'll eventually fill your spot
>>569309832Nice, thanks anon, I'll look into how I can get the game and give it a shot
>>569306886NO ONE LOVES MEAND NEITHER DO I
>>569310248it's literally right after CM, it's the best time for anondacchis to have some rooms
>>569309637I don't mind training Falco again but with power cards
>>569310261Mambocchi will join /Uma/club why do you think umama is joining his rooms and why do you think Mambocchi keeps defending umama
>>569309931>accel zone is different for them since they are so far in the back when the late race starts
>>569310248Make your own room then
why do you faggots fall for THE EASIEST FALSEFLAG IN THE HISTORY HOLY SHIT
>>569309786Don't ever cater to retards, dancho. Ever
>spectate race>DEIO SSDEBBU DA :DDDDdHoly sovl
>>569310304I'm NOT leaving Rare Brick, just stepping down.>>569310327I can't lie, the spot is haunting me. People obviously care, because nobody will fill the spot even this long after. To me that speaks louder than the thread.
>>569309934DEIO SDEBBU???!!!! 139938491399384913993849
>>569310421ok I need sauce
>>569309793What are they gonna do when they catch them..?
>>569310469>good positioning for once>the one in a million teio STEBBU procs
>>569310432I am amerikajin desu.
ive spectated a few training rooms here and there and honestly all CMs should be miles the variety in the races makes them more soulful and actually interesting to watch
>>569310310>>569310454you have your discors support group what the fuck are tou doing here
>>569310403if he leaves im killing myselft. mambro
This bitch owes me sweaty locker room sex for sucking my energy at an inconvenient time.
>>569310469DEIO SUDEBBU HAPPENEDThank for hosting!
>>569310454if uma&co can fill their spots, why can't you do it too
>>569307480cafe's online moniker
>>569309934>>569310469wow wedding groove and wedding motion I wonder who it could be joining these rooms every single time
Can't you just restrict wedding alts when creating a room?
I'm too slow to join any of these rooms so I'll just host my own. I'm not gonna bother with posting the results though.634675076346750763467507
i hate the friendship mechanic i hate mant
man what the fuck are these builds in training rooms some anons said "yeah guts good i guess" and some fuckers heard "put everything on guts you dont even need to max out pwr and wit"
>actual fictional works in-universe endorsing human x uma relationships>fiction within fictionReally?
>>569310741oguri looks so happy
>see room code posted>copy>paste>9/9it has to be bots.
>>569310752that's why it's fun to play with different anons :)
>>569310514Don't let the longcucks hear you say that...
>>569310816slowpoke
>>569310741>42 training items
Rice on my fice
>>569310741this mayano top gun looks weird
I don't get why the Falco spurts so badly sometimes, at least it doesn't happen that often
>>569310792gotta breed out the ningen race, uma lives matter diversity and inclusion
>>569310741>bro just do 3+ races in a row every time if the training is bad, the items will make up for it>
>>569310741>mood>awful>energy>near zero>training items>42>42>42WHAT THE FUCK
ate four ice cream sandwiches i dont feel so good anymore bwos
>>569310469SHE DID IT!898233718982337189823371>>569310548You're very welcome, love to see Teio win>>569310501We can let Deio have this one, it's a rare occurence...
>>569310816People have the game open on their second monitor just like you and are simply on a luckier thread update cycle. Shit happens
>>569310935It's because of inflammation. She probably has a UTI or a yeast infection.
>>569311027let's gooooo inari
>>569311057curren hands typed this post
Stopped joining rooms this CM since I beat all of you and beating Umama for the 10th time is boring
>>569311043nah he's either spamming refresh or he's botting itI know this because the time I got in I was spamming refresh and he still beat me in.
It has to be a bot. Just do it
>>567527598An update for youGrapefruiting (sire - Taiki Shuttle, dam - Yukino Bijin) is retiring after her 7YO season and will now become a broodmare. In 37 starts, she has won 5 times, including 1 G1, 2 G2s and 1 G3. Her final placement stat is 5-4-7-21.
>>569311027not only does umama spam rooms but she also fucking sucks at the game
>>569309786you can just do the dogeza....
>>569307768tails seem like they'd be such a hassle, especially if you're in a rush
>>569309536I don't play enough to justify it... let me get closer to becoming the one trick the other anon challenged me to be and I'll join.
>>569311224you're not my /uma/rival if you stopped joining rooms.
jiggie desuwa
>>569311027Taishing zoooooooooooming to get that winLast one probably475353614753536147535361
>>569309786What the Teiobro said if you're really the danchou and not just someone larping
>>569311256Many such cases, the loudest and most annoying avatarfags like V or Umama do not win finals.
Cap on my lap
>>567528401An update for youCuatro de Copas (sire - Mr. Moose, dam - Party Kiyoko) is retiring after her 6YO season and will now become a broodmare. In 33 starts, she has won 15 times, including 7 G1s, 2 G2s and 5 G3s. Her final placement stat is 15-16-1-1. During her career she received the following awards: 2010 Best 2YO Filly (US), 2011 Best 3YO Filly (US), 2011 Best Filly Spinter (US)
>>569311489pics?
>>569311394I can't consider you a rival if I keep winning.
>>569310691REEEEEEEEEEEEE why are all your umas getting bad starts?King would have won if she activated her ult. But instead she hit 3rd right at the start despite there being 3paces and 3 fronts in the lobby.125748041257480412574804
Are Fronts gonna be decent for the Sprint CM. Cucking out most Pacers in the lobby with 3 Fronts sounds funny
>>569309536anong...we filled this morning we are finally full
what are holding these glasses up
>>569311553Cute Teio
>>569311646100% concentrated power of will
>>569311596congrats honsefun!>>569311538>12574804whiffed angling, ouch
>>569311538>7 8 9I PODIUM'D BUT BACKWARDSThank for hostan!
>>569311459Falco's been having terrible starts a lot lately, it's good to let the bad luck out before the real races
flat chest umas > your favorite
>>569311446https://jiggie.fun/YP9T8Whttps://jiggie.fun/YP9T8W
>>569311512I can't consider you my /uma/rival if I ain't seeing you here in the first place.
>>569311571As viable as they were the last Sprint CM
>>569311538
>>569311646stop asking questions
>>569311646SPEED POWER STAMINA
>>569311702>Cute Teiothat's redundant
>>569311459Grooooove takes the last one, pretty sure both Inari and Taishin got brocked...Thanks everyone for joining as always!>>569311807It's ok, before I went on vacation for a week my Taishin didn't win a single room for like 4 days, your girls just need a break sometimes
>>569311571Fronts seems to be always good. But the thing is, bigniggers will actually be a debuffer now to denying A&S, so Paces might bring one. At least that's my initial plan
>>569311859kek we really should stop censoring umama from now on
>>569311506No I'm sorry it was only a fantasy
Good evening
>>569311764thanks curren-anon, cheers
Why is there never an update for MY horses? I FEEL DISCRIMINATED!>>569311817My big chested uma is better, however I like boys
>>569311763I like this.
I hope the game rolled the Onige style for him
nakadashi fiesta
>>569311859what compels a person to lose this much
this is me and Curren
>Umama is double fisting the rooms
>>569311994Good evening bwo
>>569311973Big nigs get overtaken instantly on Sprints
Tachyon on my backyon
>>569312065attention.that's what trannyfaggots love the most
>>569312084Curren is a balding oji-san?
>>569311763begging Air Groove to give me paizuri
>>569312142is it that bad?
>>569312065I'm pretty sure he just like seeing his umas race?
>>569312026lmao this guy likes boys
>>569311503damn she's actually a monster
>>569312159Nice thighs, Maru
>>569311963thank you for hosting!>vacationoooh? where to? if you want to answer of course...hope you had a good time!!unironically looking forward to cm15 rooms now since I might be able to beat some of the hogs now...hope yours will be ready soon too. unless you're waiting for throne which is understandable toothanks again!
>>569312084shart-covered fingers typed this.
>>569312159Woah
>>569311596I was going off of Chrono Genesis. I don't have good enough reception at work to open the game.
>>569311962wait, I recognize that art style...
>>569311859>>569311786Nice try teiobwo
>>569312128Hello!
>>569312257Maybe he should like seeing his umas win instead
>>569311538871160518711605187116051>>569311859Thanks for posting my podium sweep.>>569311764She was already doomed from the start from being the only front. Meanwhile my Pace Condor managed to activate Speed Eater AND got a lucky Radiant activation.
oguri would mistakenly think the pocky game is about eating as much of the pocky as fast as possible
anons weiner is this small
>>569312026Outside of some early ones (I didn't have the entire thing figured out yet) I am pretty sure I did an update for all horses
>>569312024oh my god this spe is so cute...great picspe love
>>569312291He's the one posting the pictures with the Mambo plush iirc
>>569312351...?
>>569312204Big Nigs don't have enough time to form a big lead on Sprints, even before MANT they sucked as blockers for the Sprint CM
Is the uma timeline site broken? How the fuck am i supposed to know whats going on now
>>569312420well so is your discord buddy's then
>>569309210very proud of millennium lion for being undefeatedand neigher for the US triple crown, which feels very appropriate
>>569312420Kitasan would not know this
>>569311994
konbanwa minnasan
My Bro Got Body Swapped With A Mare During Her Estrus Week And Now He Won't Stop Pounding On My Door Please Help
>>569312498Smooch?
>>569312204Yeah the early race is too short to build a lead>>569311839A&S didn't work on the sprint CM, I think this one is a different track though.
>>569312575it works for me, it can break if you zoom in too much or out. so try to set it on default and refresh>>569312726no smooching!!
>>569309210So proud of my horse Pearl Harbor
>>569312704Konbanwa
>>569312394
Always gamble
>>569312860Wtf the spectator
>>569312860>all meta picks except for hersSOVL
>>569312768had to turn off my ad blocker weird
>>569312926>Senior year>LATE SEPTEMBERholy chad
>>569312394>>569312860Finally got my Kingu win. She got a near perfect updrafters activation.565240285652402856524028
This Bavarian whore is so silly :D
>>569312768Why no smooch?
>>569312860Kek cinema
>>569312420I WAS IN THE POOL
>>569312971we had an incident a couple of days ago where a spectator doxxed a whole room matchThe end game of this shit flinging is just that hosts are going to start disabling spectating, making it worse for everyone
Umas sold as a pair>maruzensky and creek>kita and dia>palmer and heliosWho else?
>>569309210Human Trafficking
>>569313030can you still be a whore if it's exclusively for one person?
Dicta cute
>>569313130wild how not sniping every room didn't even cross your mind
>>569313130they wouldn't disable spectating cause then it breaks their chance of appearing on hakuraku.
>>569313130Nobody has to fear their name being leaked unless they make a nuisance of themselves in the thread (umama)
>>569313031time and place nonny
>>569312876Smooching her
>>569313019
>>569313030I'm scared of her
>>569313130even without spectating, V gladly doxxes anyone that slights him
>try to search literally any club>only see the same four clubsgood job cygames.
>>569312291Just in Italy (which is where I live, didn't get out of the country), it was fun though! Thanks for asking!Nyo I won't roll for throne, I might make another Hog but I really do want to try the triple CM win with that same one I used before...Looking forward to your team, are you using Palmer?>>569312504Nyo that's not me, it is a Mambro though
>>569309210Twin Towers
>>569313332>get late start>instantly diesNishino...
>>569313295When and where then?
限界までPom Pon!! just might be the best uma song ever
>>569313332... do they ever win?
>>569313332kek
>>569313371Yeah and most of us agree he's a retard. This is just stooping down to his level.
>>569313030Be nice!
kind of fucked up they let Fine Motion run in the girl only races
>>569309210Car Accident
>>569313451good question...
>>569313382>Nyo that's not me, it is a Mambro thoughI actually thought that was you ever since the first airplane plush post
>>569313495Does it matter if everyone knows its Umama, its the same characters
uma rights are trans rights
You guys are giving me a headache
>>569313453Dumb high energy songs are my jam.
>>569313575So there's a chance?
>>569313382thank you for meatballs and The Sopranos
>>569313597Umama needs to reach V infamy so they get ignored by the less chronically online
>>569313527my paizuri slave
I fucking hate V
>>569313537Jealous because you can't and never will?
>>569313614it isn't dumb...
I fucking love V
>>569313597None of it really matters but the fact that it doesnt matter (since anyone doing rooms has known his comp for a long time now) just kinda makes it more pathetic
>>569313019>>569313332I had to rewatch the race just to make sure, but King still managed to activate her ult despite hitting 4th at the very start. She went down to 6th almost half a second later.I assumed that the placement numbers came up at exactly 5 seconds, but I guess its a tiny bit sooner than that.324177623241776232417762
>>569313453You are now POM PON DE PON! IKE IKE TRACEN! POM PON DE PON! IT'S GONNA BE FUN TRACEN! POM PON DE PON!
https://poal.me/qnrm7rhttps://poal.me/qnrm7rhttps://poal.me/qnrm7r
>>569313771We know Umama
>mile wedding curren chanWhy don't you use base Curren?
>>569313801Dont dox an innocent anon like that....
>>569309210Pon de Ring
>>569313961wedding theme
If King Halo were a mare instead she would be one of the greatest characters
Is Umama V's girlfriend?
>>569314114Yes unironically
>>569314114Even more
>>569309210Manzai Act
>>569313382that's nice to hear...want to go somewhere soon tooit would be too good if yours won for a third time, but if you feel like remaking then why notI said earlier I MIGHT be benching palmer...but if I build a cracked one then I don't have to worry about her stealing angling from kita either, since they'll both be good candidates to winSO YEAH I'M BRINGING HER sorry I went into yap mode......fun
>>569312270ya what about it FAGGOT?
>>569313743i'm not a horse
When did the steam client stop locking the window aspect ratio when resizing it?
>>569313972Don't worry bwo. That's already the 4th unintentional dox I suffer already. I keep counting because it's funny
>>569313010611237606112376061123760>>569313972Whoops
>>569313745Dumb (affectionate). The lyrics aren't deep and the call and response is all that matters.
>>569314114No it is Panam
>>569314258They went bankrupt years ago bwo
this is all Mambo's faultI just can't prove it
they should add an even smaller uma but the twist is that shes the oldest senior student at tracen
POV: You get your first UG
>>569314252GENSHINFAG SPOTTED
>>569314383That's what the Director is
>>569314252>61123760CHAOS
>>569314225have fun peeling ur boyfriend out of his racewear and licking the sweat off him homo LMAO
>>569313913>I hope we can depopulate the entire southern hemisphere soon
post some erotic mcqueen
>>569314472Yayoi is a ningen though?
>>569313453There was an anon who always put that song on every jiggie room he participatedIt really is a good song
The next room should put a dot between the room numbers just to test
>>569314564O-Of course she is. H-How could I forget, haha?
>>569314223>want to go somewhere soon tooWhere?? Vacation is expensive
>>569314487King Halo is a cutie huh
my only problem with king halo is that she exists.
>>569314390not my POV, I haven't even played tach
Topuro
>>569314603Just make your own room instead of being a slow bitch
which uma would peg me?
umanko as in horse pussy
umamanko
>>569314803It's NTR.
>>569314252Whoops again lol.518905675189056751890567>>569314487Easy win for King in that situation.
>>569314808uh oh umama melty
Narita Top Loader
>>569314803It’s basic blonde bitch
>>569314808>just put up with my shitty behavior because I have no common decency ot life
>>569314886Nalita Topu LoadoBeeeery kuuuto
Are ya ready eddy
there are two types of people in this world:>people that pick their nose>people that pick their ass
>>569315108I dig in both what does that make me
>>569314983>malding
>>569315108I do both to the point of bleeding sometimes
>>569315108What if I pick yours?
>>569315175two people
>>569315213Really no wonder everyone hates you
I love Rice
>>569314891853763418537634185376341
>>569315108My trainee picks my asshole with her tongue
>>569315292I had two cups of rice for dinner
>>569315301gwo...
>>569315393white rice is bad for you.
>>569315341Sexjust... sex
>>569315393Nice!
>>569315341I better have 9*Restraint parents to borrow on useful generic inherits by next week
>>569315341Godspeed to anyone rolling for her, for I must skip
Hats and Boots on or off when having sex with Sweep?
>>569315301Oh shit, we actually got a race without umama that time.Okay final one from me.131604641316046413160464
>>569315647sweepy your name is sweep tosho not strelitzia
>>569315647Is this good
>>569315721you could just ask him not to join you know
>>569315048Is the intent to kill the remaining playerbase, what did they mean by this
>>569315475but black rice brings ill fortune
>>569315048is it the same as goldship mode?
>>569315647>another uma with 2 wit checks on her uniqueyawn
>>569315647christ, what a restrictive unique for just a .35 finishing.
>>569315647I don't get her unique
>>569314223Where to if I may ask, if you got any plans,, it's nice to get out sometimes!Yeah bringing Palmer would be fun since she's not super extra meta plus she's a cutie, who are you thinking of for the 3rd one?No worries, I am a yapper myself sometimes
>>569305675>>569315721>basahi member namedroppingI thought you guys were wholesome
>>569315647darling in the franxx fucking SUCKED
>>569315647I like her skills, her aptitudes are nice, and her stat bonuses are pretty great. how is her unique, anything else notable about her?
>>569315647>long d>gold recovery huh
>>569315817
>>569315876If this makes your blood pressure rise, do not pullIf this makes your dick twitch, pull
>>569315475japan bros how do you respond???!?
>>569315814she at least gets a skill from one of her events that makes rushing much less likely iirc
>>569316021it's probably something the gaijin heard from rfk jr, can be safely ignored
>>569315998>Go Home SpecialistIt's because YADA
>>569315923I had this idea for a spinoff called darling in the bronx but its about a white girl in the bronx and extinction of new york born new yorkers living in new york
>>569316089My aces were made obsolete by this but I'm not remaking them
>>569316089those are some all-american milkers.
>>569315998let's be real, if you're running an uma like her in a long cm, you should already be giving her enough long stars to get D to A.
>>569316089>Hands Up, Crook!HANDS UP DON'T SHOOT
>>569314495Thank you!
>>569315876
>>569315351I will let her pamper meI will let her spoil meI will let her feed meI will let her clean my earsI will suck on the pacifierI will wear the onesieI will drink from the baby bottleI will play with the rattleI will let her cradle me in her armsI will call her mommyI will be happy
>>569316000who the fuck is strelitzia
>>569316410fucking BRAT
>>569316000Truly a meme, sadly
>>569316410>no energy gainTHAT'S IT YOU'RE GOING TO RACE
>>569315795I don't mind umama being there, if I cared I would have done as you said. I was just commenting on how he/she didnt manage to make it in for once. That nigga's quick.>>569315896We've all been name dropping him, it doesn't count. See >>569311980Pls join my club BTW.
>>569315998D aptitude is literally the same as A aptitude if you're targeting itand gold recoveries are already good for meds anyway
look at these earlets
>>569315647You are going to roll for her right
>>569315048weren't the rewards shit last timeI don't remember
>>569316663there's a rainbow crystal in there
>>569316463
>>569314390I got her while grinding fans and the event points I was missing, I've never gotten SS+.
>>569316663every event has at least a rainbow shard
>>569315896>defending his bfSasuga V
>>569315647I hope yada doesn't drain my carats tomorrow
>>569315876Arousing just thinking about the behavior correction
>>569316660Can't wait for tomorrow
>>569316663But da crystal tho
Triumphant + Shadow Break, Mummy + Shadow Break, or Mummy + Triumphant for CM14 pace? (With Blossom ofc)
>>569315048Next CM is XOguri + double dom slop. We'll have plenty of extra free time to grind this event thanks to only having to make one ace.
Do I want to roll for Big Tits Shorty (Inari One) but her voice is so bad.Or roll for Sweepy
>>569315876Wit is a meme stat in career and late starts are barely a debuff for end closers
>>569316896big tits shorty will get an alt that can actually win, you could save for that
>>569316453>strelitziaYOU KNOW THAT BEST AND TOP HIT ANIME?ZERO TWO?
>>569317020Can sweepy win
>>569315647>Platanus Witchbanana witch?
>>569316896You dont deserve the edo girl!
So do I pull for it?
>>569316896>but her voice is so badteyandei...
>>569317075any uma can theoretically win but her kit was posted earlier and she has a recovery and debuff as gold skills and a bad uniqueso... not really
sweepy love sweepy love sweepy love sweepy love sweepy love
>>569316830does mummy even work properly? it would have the same issue as taking red-shift as a pace aka firing too early. not even taiki's unique works well and it has second-half of final corner.
>>569317132Do you want to win the 3 CMs where it will be the best card?
>>569317132Yes, max it out and share friend code you won't regret it
Tachyon LOVE
>>569317132if literally everyone is saying not to pull for itwho will actually pull for it so the rest of us can borrow it...?
>>569316698>>569316748>>569316792aw shit
>>569316889I don't have XOguri
Do they just keep doing zodiac titles forever in CMs or do they do something else later on? What does it change to if it does?
>>569317251Whales that want to flex
>>569317132>cygames release throne>also release a broken grand-live which forces us to play TB for a couple of months longerI CAN SEE THE PATH
>>569317251>who will actually pull for it so the rest of us can borrow it...?Some nigger's alt account which will both have a retarded name and be borrow capped
>>569317251there's bots that make new accounts that reroll until they mlb new cardsAlso dumb whales will roll on literally anything
>>569317251Every single one of my card borrows are reroll bots. I will not be rewarding people for their had decisions.
>>569317251bwo your throwaway account to pull for cards?
I want to experience mating press and creampie as Mejiro Ardan
kitapits assassinated duramente so she could sex more
>>569317251Whales that can afford to drop a spark or two to free up their borrow slot for 2 CMs and get thousands upon thousands of friend points
>>569317251I know it's impossible, but it would be funny if nobody actually pulled it, likes zero results in uma.moe or chronogenesis.
>>569317251Whales with more money than sense.>>569317132>that filenameI can hear Fred Gwynne saying it
>>569317320You get more stars on the track style you win for CM. Also LoH you get Top96 or something title
>>569317251I MLBd Fuku last time and none of you nigs cared
uuuuh
>>569317428with me
>>569317362Unironically this. I have two bots with non-popular cards in my list
>>569317428do you also have any expectations regarding the guy mating pressing you or can I apply with my minimum specs
>>569317492Didn't ask
>>569317492i used it until ntr released, anon.
>>569317317Then that just means you'll have even more time to grind the Fuji event, since you wont need to prepare any aces for the CM.
>>569317616does the carat calculator assume you're maxing out fuji rewards
Glue event happening soon too btw in case you missed it
>>569317507>account named mambo>no mambo ace
>Get mile S>Can't beat NHK mile in 3 attemptsFuck the rain. I'll take 4th. I already got 3 hints for mile straights; I don't need the epithet reward. Not trying for TWOQ. Gotta save my clocks for Goddess reqs and pray I can cap speed. Still need to pray for digitan to explode or get a spark in senior year too
>>569317808machitan is a slot 2 uma
>>569317132Ok all jokes aside this card and the group card after it legit pissed off jp players because they felt they got rugpulled by Cygames.
>>569317808every mambofag claims they love her but I never see them use her as an acefaggots
>>569317428I want to mating press and creampie you (Mejiro Ardan)
>>569317320No, there is only one Zodiac rerun. If you didnt get Gemini Platinum the first time around, then CM 14 is your last chance to get it.After that it will just be boring Short/Mile/Medium/Long/Dirt titles that get upgraded every time you win at that distance.
>>569317905they had to publically apologize for the shit they pulled with A&G lmao
>>569317842>fuck the rain>it wasn't raininglollmao even
>>569317132it's gonna be one of the best borrow cards you could possibly have since so few people will have it but everyone will want it for every MANT run, and people will still be doing MANT runs (for parents at minimum) even a year from now.
>>569317772Thank you
MANT cant be that bad, no clubs merged and new clubs showed up
>>569317905iirc, the philosophy of the dev team shifted significantly after the hate and loss of players. early plans seemed like cygames were ready to greedmaxx like crazy.
>>569317992And yet they will STILL refuse to combine Ramonu and A&G on global
>>569317251That's the gaslight.you need to pull for it because nobody else will so you'll be bricked if you don't
>>569315647FINALLY
>>569318035people will not be doing mant parents for another year, the affinity update dropped with GM (6 months from now)
>>569318137that would piss the JP playerbase off againthe only thing nips hate more than being slighted is someone else not being slighted the same way
I shitpost /here/ all day and nobody considers me a thread personality :(
>>569317173she has spurt and great bonus stat spread to win in miles, meds, or longs. She's not the best uma in the game but most aren't.
she's almost here...
>>569318221Anon…they kept them separate for the other two servers…
>>569318229that means you're not mentally ill.
>>569318320I'm close as well...
>>569318110There was also the Pokke scenario which wasn't as bad but still pissed people off (for those who don't know, Pokke Speed was an amazing speed card that got completely negated like 2-3 months later with Speed Pasa's release)
>>569317992I still don't get what was wrong with A&G. Was it really that big of a deal that it came out a month late? It was still really good for most of the scenario. It wasnt like with Throne where it was only good for 2 CMs.
>>569318356the other servers are fanfiction (not run by Cygames)
>>569318296the stat spread is nice but skills and uniques will ultimately make the difference most of the time.She's not like unusable but I do think she is worse than mediocre
>>569318189Not every uma does MANT runs but many of them prefer MANT runs until GM ends, because they can run every G1 instead of go through a shitty campaign with forced non-G1 races on G1 days, or races during summer, ect.
>>569317905I don't understand why Throne was a rugpull, everybody knew the scenario was already almost over. If you pulled on Throne it was on you
God, just thinking about the jewery in the upcoming scenarios we have to endure just because JP also endured it makes me mad.
>>569318229(You) are my favorite poster and I love you.
>>569318221They didn't complain when global got more free rolls for Aoharu
I think I cursed my club, it's been downhill ever since I joined.
>>569318365but I have autism ADHD and depression, is that not enough?
>>569318557People were curious why Ramonu was a solo banner and Cygames said there will be no scenario pal card for GM only to drop a mandatory scenario GROUP card a month into the scenario. It also has its TE locked behind 3lb and MLB lol
>>569318723none of those conditions are real.
>>569318469>that got completely negatedSo when people say this does it mean the card is just so much worse that it's retarded to use the old one or is it a little bit hyperbole? I still use biko speed sometimes and it doesn't seem to be insanely worse than kitasan, I am struggling to understand just how the power creep works
>>569318356They've alreayd given us extra gibs on Riko so they did show that they were willing to change stuff around. I really doubt they change the Ramonu banner though, maybe 10% chance at best and that's if you're huffing massive hopium
>>569318657Throne was released before they established that pals would be mandatory (and then they backtracked so Throne got another use, and then they backtracked AGAIN)
>>569318080A stealth club imploded, and there was only one new club. Net zero, I think.A few danchous also stepped downThe verdict? MANT is ok, at least for anons who've managed to stick around for this long. Thankfully it's only one more month
torepipi in umanko
>>569318657Because they didn't know at the time how Grand Live was going to work. That being said, the second plane hit the tower way harder to the point that it's a jp meme
>>569318757Guess the game almost dying then was justified, no wonder they started to waifu pander like their life depended on it
>>569318863>pals would be mandatoryno...
Why can't you thread schizos do something useful like find and email me every hour until I fix my team trials team.
>>569318680thanks anon, it means a lot to me!
>>569318928Eroi
>>569319006Drop your email account
>>569319006class-5.5 is good enough, anon. the carat loss is a nothingburger. just relax.
>>569304843Who made this? Why Ryan Cooper's 240SX next to some shitty gacha character?
>>569318819Pasa Speed is legit KSB 2.0, it is the card you will ALWAYS use in a deck that has speed card, and it stays that way for over a year. Pokke looked like it was going to be that so a lot of people rolled for it, then Pasa came out and went "sike, this is the REAL Kitasan!"
>>569319089That shitty gacha character is Mejiro ryan
>Your CM15 room, sirRemember when OG Taurus Cup was all Oguri-Gold Ship-Nice Nature?
>>569319089leave, spic
>>569318707The orb told me many things and now that I'm not involved as much, the club is in a better place, and very quicklyNot saying you should leave, but you should consult the orb. It might not be you
>>569318849It would be peak if they didI sincerely doubt they care enough about the game to do itI would not be surprised if the banners are just on an auto-rollout system
>>569318819Pasa completely replaced it as a generalist card, Pokke stays decent for backliners for a while.
>>569319171I don't think I've seen a single person running Oguri, Bourbon and Maru in any CM lobby ever
>>569319089I agree with the shitty character part
>>569318572no worse than mediocre is some shit like Jordan. >mid stat spread because guts>medium and long are the only reasonable distances, fucking F in mile and even if you want to commit to mile you still need to spare a long spark for her B long>Only A running style is Pace>Golds split between Pace and Late so you can never use both, and oh yeah she doesn't even have A in Late naturally so you're more limited on parents and need to waste a pink if you want to run her Late>only starting stat at F is fucking Guts, with an abysmal 75 power>unique is, like, fine I guess but not even goodSweepy is mediocre at worst because most aspects of her are decent other than her skills not being perfect, and a gold recovery she can use on any distance is not that bad. Jordan really doesn't beat her at a single thing.
>>569315048I already done 1 career today Im taking the day off before this event that will burn me out
Any Clubs open?
>>569319294Fr. I think the japs are the only ones that are 100% meta obsessed
>>569319446yes. autis/uma/
>>569315923kek
>>569318469This happens again with Still and Ai but even worse because Still isn't even a good specialist. I've never heard drama about that.
>>569319281They might give us free pulls on the Ramonu banner and on the Goddess banner desu. That would also be pretty great and they wouldn't have to change the banners around. But not something I expect will happen
>>569319529any other clubs?
>>569319446Only ExcelUma is in Open.
>>569319398I just simply think they're both pretty bad, though Jordan is def in contention for one of the worst umas in the game. Jordan can use OYL to gamble at least which is a win condition, albeit a really shitty and inconsistent one
>>569319182Tell the OP to use normal pics from your shitty gacha next time then retard.
>>569319446yes. rare brick
>>569319598Rare Brick
>>569319438seeeeeeeex
>>569319446no
>>569319656post pits
>>569318657No one knew they would be implementing a scenario tax pal/group system in the future at that point.You can skip one of the big "madatory" Speed SSRs if you really want to save carrots and just keep using KSB instead and you'll be fine. KSB falls off, but its not that big of a drop in power she is still usable. The upcoming Pal/group cards, on the other hand will all be mandatory. If you dont have Light Hello, A&G, Akikawa, ect for their respective scenarios then your borrow slot will be locked to them for 6 months. And unfortunatly, you really cant run more than one pall/group card in your deck.Throne does not just fall off after Hello comes out, it becomes completely worthless.
>>569319591Would not even matter, since A&G needs 3 LB to even start getting TE. That card and its banner are simply too jew, through and through.
Why is she such a crybaby? What's the real life basis?
>>569319171>not linedEw
>>569319780The real horse would scream and cry if you scolded it
>>569319578Still is perfectly fine as a late surger card and has free pulls
>>569317905>MANT burnout>throne rugpull>実質1250>A&GWhat a great year from cygames!
>>569318557>Was it really that big of a deal that it came out a month late?Yes, for multiple reasons:>The other mandatory cards like Riko and Light Hello weren't a month late, and cygames was sly and told players there would be no Pal for the scenario (teehee it's a group card, not a pal!). So people rightfully expected there not to be a card like this.>The TE is locked behind 3LB so you HAD to have savings, and maybe people did not because they were told not to expect a pal, and Ramonu was a genuinely great wit card that took up the 100 free pulls already>The people that did actually pull for A&G had 1 month less of viability on their card that is only viable in 1 scenario by design. Global will have 3 months for her, which is pitiful for how much you need to invest.
clubs that should forever be at 29/30 as humiliation ritual>rare brick>autis/uma/who else?
>>569319876Horses can scream and cry?
>>569319171my oshis :)
>>569319446Do you play mahjong?
>>569319976Uma&Co.
>>569319976
>>569319398At least Jordan gets a nice buff with with the pink skills, making OYL usable as Pace. Add that with the OYL buff and you have an really good accel as Pace Chaser.Of course that kinda depends if they add this mechanic earlier
>1100 speed after Senior Year summer>every race and epithet after decides to give me speed
>>569319976autis/uma/ should stay 29/30... ex-danchode's spot, forever empty.
>>569319958Wait, throne whales will punish us for 3 months? Besides, NTR is what, 1 scenario worth of value, noi?
>>569319449Future wife vs Future murderers
>>569320157Me as Mejiro McQueen waiting for seed
Just... 100 more days until I can have my own McQueen....
>>569319773The main thing you're losing at 1LB is 10 TE which sucks but you can cope with the card to free up a borrow.Don't know if there will be good niche skill card borrows for GM CMs but if there are it I'd rather use a 1LB A&G, borrow the skill card and fish for a high roll.
>>569320126AdorfevreCute twintails
>>569311825Good game
>>569320010Fuck if I know, I lied. Though there's a video of Orfevre making some sort of noise after smelling his own shit like a retard.
>>569319976what did autis/uma/ do
>>569320281You could roll for Summer Mack
>>569319704any without /uma/ traitors?
what the FUCK did cygames mean with the surprise first-year balance update? they dropped the most bombshell patch in the history of the game and then they shrimply went radio-silent and full auto-pilot? what the FUCK?
>>569320189NTR had no good banners around it so there's more people that could pull for itA&G is right after the first big wit power creep (and for global, right before another one for fronts).
>>569319446uma0 app B+
>>569320439Small indie company please understand
>>569320157Your own fault for running 3 speed cards in MANT.
>>569314229YWNBAH
>>569319976what did autis/uma/ do wrong?
should I 1LB maruzen speed, gros? Or is tachyon enough?
>>569320367It's not the same
>>569320439We can never know for sure what their intentions were but it was pretty obvious that Uma was a broken shitshow in its first stage and no one really liked grinding it
>>569320341Their danchou left them and joined /uma/club
>>569320565only front mains should pull on that gaslight.
>>569320439>patch had so many bugs they decided fuck it and didn't do it again
>>569320439x.5 banners will accelerate gameplay changesEvolved skills and affinity rework for 1.5 anni trust the plan
>>569319976Mambo for kicking Keb, and ultimately making him quit the game.
>>569320565LB0 smaru and selector her to LB1
>>569320189throne gets like 2 weeks, 3 months is the A&E card.
>>5693202901 LB is enough to free up the borrow slot yeah and Gm does have some decent borrow options like kris s stam for the long cm or pokke. >>569320565If you 3lb+ tachyon and have a Kita then you dont need SMaru. Only pull for her if you get shafted on your free pulls/first spark and need a low investment budget option (or if you like fronts obviously)
>>569320632what bugs?
>>569317905"pissed off" yet jpcucks kept taking scam after scam and slurping them up. Even right now with stay gold they got a human rights parent for backliners that literally can't be ticketed nor borrowed but they're just fine with it like good goys lmao
>>569320652seethe and cope s rank soon
>>569320538I had 2 speed cards and got 4 double rainbows during summer
>>569320759Mambo would not say that
>>569320734some uma careers were literally unplayable/constantly crashing at specific races and the riko r card was bugged where you couldnt get the final recreation event (but you could still keep hitting recreation)
>>569320126
>>569320652You can't make a dead man quit
>>569320708The guides? Dont you just borrow that one?
>>569316021not if it's japanese rice
>>569320965I mean if you have the carats for it it's not a bad idea to throw 200 pulls at the banner to get them to 1lb and free up your borrow slot. They're going to be mandatory for Grand Masters once they drop.
>>569314086I'm going to make her a mare.
>>569320126my Tyrant can't be this cute
>>569320891Very cute!
>>569320965in global? yeah most people should. we're talking about JP though where people got blindsided a month into the new scenario, many wasted carats not knowing they were coming, ect.
orfever is boring thankfully tmopo was released before the bland game era
>>569314086That's a (You) issueDuring our special dancing sessions in the dark she's a "fucking nightmare"
>>569316137Roush Fenway Keselowski?
>>569321261apple hands typed this post
>>569321232this is a stallion
>>569321232Danchou I thought this photo was only for me?
>>569321261Shut the fuck up Shion
>>569315831there were PLANS about a japan trip but I'll have to consult my agents on how that's panning outidk yet...just gonna do a bunch of random runs I think and see what feels rightSHE IS......kinda sexy too.........the yappers
>>569319932I need to get paizuri from Mejiro Ardan.
>>569321151Thats on them if they pulled for it at that point though. They knew about scenario tax pal cards by that point.
>>569320749Japanese people are really cucks, just see how they accepted Shadowverse jewish coded launch, while global didn't. I really want to see how they will cope when Umamusume global won't accept their jew shenanigans
>>569321403She is totes bangin'
Alright now that the thread is over. We finally fucking did it we managed one thread with minimal drama and goodish thread quality.... Rate the thread!
>>569321409
>>569321437You don't know what you're talking about. MANT didn't have a scenario tax card, and Cygames specifically told them there wouldn't be an important to use pal like Light Hello or Riko (it was a group instead which is technically not a lie).
>>569321437That's the point, anon, they didn't Light Hello was mandatory but that's one scenario out of 4 and Cygames explicitly said there wouldn't be one for GM
>>5693214918/10 I didn't get any (You)'s
>>5693214915/10 umama sniped every single room until host chad told her to fuck off
>>569321491shit yourself faggot
>>569321491*rapes you*https://files.catbox.moe/34egij.jpg
>>569321491Like the entire first half of the thread was shit
>>5693214915/10i farmed a lot of (You)s but that's a given.
>>569321491
>>569321491the niggers ITT didn't reply to my post earlier I hate you all
>>5693214914/10 no cryers
>>569321491>stopped posting>'tism locked in on grinding a last minute Seiun SkyM-maybe I am the problem..
Next thread will be whateverwho cares
>>569321703stop posting this you racist
>>569321491>We finally fucking did it we managed one thread with minimal drama and goodish thread quality....This is the norm during SEAhours though
>>569321813Dont you have orphanages to bomb?
>>569321834https://poal.me/ksbsxk
>>569321491We should go back to talking about drama
Don't remind me that it's SEA hours already, I'm still at work...
how long has it been since cyjews gave us a spontaneous and unscripted GIB?
>>569321891too busy flattening your shithole
>>569321834SEA has to wage slave during this hours, they're poor, SEA hours would be like 12h from now
>>569317062Nooo...
>>569319085what if i'm 4.5
>>569321905We will when we get the ntr bake in a couple minutes
>>569321261Some literally who redhead typed this
>>569321946how about you actually work then you wagie
>>569321946you should use your work time learn how timezones work and where SEA is
>>569321667If you're raping an Uma it means they let you do it
>>569321989then you're fucked, unironically. TT units take 1-2 runs to shit out, anon. just do it.
Bake a new Thread
>>569322059Do you know how fucking early you have to wake up to set up the food cart
>>569322172sauce pls
>>569322172They became McQueen...
>>569321543Her boobs looks so soft and inviting..
>>569322172That's a man
>>569322243Is McQueen a known cutter?
>>569322050I get off work in like 15 minutes I don't wanna start another task
>>569322227I forgorsame gal
>>569322172this is also a stallion
>>569322353McQueen is a known plate stealer
>>569322372don't seriously reply to me you make me feel bad
>>569319780
>>569322384Ok I wasn't convinced with the image, but this really puts the nail in the coffinThis is a man
>>569322172>that legtranny should just kill himself already
>thread has devolved into ningen-postingBAKER-SAN!?
>>569322384>>569322227NOT SAME GAL I WAS THINKING OF THIS ONE
>>569322538>>569322538>>569322538BAKE a new track
>>569322551You'll never guess whose posting them...
Whats your guys' favorite monogatari song? For me it's Hanamuke
>>569322586Can we just use it? Please?
well, we had a nice thread
It's over *passes away*
The bake seems proper so I'm not counterbaking.
>all this off topic tranny shit>all this 3DPD faggotryholy fuck /uma/ is dead
Anyway another bake please
>>569319398they really didn't know what the fuck they were doing when she released, did they?
You can take this thread from my cold dying hands
>>569322621I never actually watched monogatariI might have to give it a try
that's one moldy bread
>>569321543I am DEMANDING that she lets me cum between her tits.
>>569322706it's okay we'll wait.
>Blonde Bimbo BakeThis is the last /uma/ thread...
Umama is the one posting ningens and will defend this ntr bake btw
>>569322256based, you get em sweepy!!
>>569322586>NTR in OPAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAH*skin boils**head starts steaming**flesh starts liquifying* AAAAAAAAAaaaah
stop being schizo it's literally fine
I'm sleeping early, good night umanons
>>569322801it's one of my favorites, I recommend it. It's not really a hype moments and aura show that most people seem to enjoy these days, it's entirely dialogue based with light mystery stuff. Please do check it out though if that sounds interesting to you.
where's da thread
>>569321480
This truly is the last /uma/ thread...
>>569323025i do this
>>569322986Sure, sounds fun
>>569322586>RTTTyikes
We still have a lot of images left actually so it's fine to keep posting until death
>>569322172nice jawline fag
>>569323241I'm riding this to the bottom like the good captain I am
>>569323121It also has really good music! Every arc they play an instrumental version of the opening during the final climax and it's kino every time
bread doko
Real thread?
Next bread?
>>569323386I’ll keep an ear out for my favorite to let you know, as well as Hanamuke
I am also not counter baking. It didn't have anything wrong in the OP
>>569322538>>569322538>>569322538new bread herenon troll bake
>>569323628keep pushing it umama you go girl
>>569323628Fuck off.Bake an actual bread
I'm outta juice today I'll let the clanker handle my TP
These counter bakes are more forced trolling than NTR bakes
>>569323913yeah they're insistent on actually trolling, the falseflaggers were defeated so ntr is fine to use again
>32:47>33:50 blud is losing it
>>569324097are you retarded
bread?
>>569324097big if true, but no one uses the 4chin pass
I'm not using that.There's nothing wrong with Narita Top Road.But using a thread he made is a sign of tolerance and approval for the malicious thread personality and his antics. Which is why I'm voting with my posts.If we ever get chain NTR threads again, this is the start of that slippery slope.
>>569324487We can always avoid the 2nd consecutive NTR bread if ever. This time, however, has no problem.
>>569324487About half the posts in there are umama herself and it's pretty obvious. I'm done with this drama bs
>>569324609Any post made there feeds to his ego, so no, I'm skipping it.
>>569324879You do you. No one's forcing you.
>>569324879>Having an ego is bad because.....Stop cutting yourself
>>569324879stop being a baby and come in here....we'll have fun together
>>569305303special sex...
