Previous: >>569322538>Global Game NewsTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineLink your account to Cygames iDCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_enCurrent Scenario: Make A New Track aka "Trackblazer"Current Rate Up: Inari One (3*), SSR Sakura Chiyono O, SSR Admire VegaCurrent CM: Gemini Cup - Tokyo Turf 1600m Mile/Left/Spring/Sunny/FirmCurrent Event: The Promised Hour>Schedulehttps://files.catbox.moe/uljfzl.jpg 06/04 - Sweep Tosho (3*), Taiki Shuttle (SSR), Oguri Cap (SR)06/04 - Fuji Kiseki's Showtime Event06/07 - New Legend Races06/11 - Camping Mejiro Dober (3*), Camping Taiki Shuttle (3*), El Condor Pasa (SSR), Matikanetannhauser (SSR)06/11 - Search! Solve! Summer! Story Event06/18 - Air Shakur (3*), Air Groove (SSR), Gold City (SR)06/21 - Cancer Cup - Medium/Right/Summer/Wet/220006/25 - Seiun Sky (3*), Narita Brian (3*), Throne (SSR Group), El Condor Pasa (SR)https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Wedding Manhattan Cafe (3*), Wedding Gentildonna (3*)New Scenario "Rasshai! Tracen-ken" announced>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between servers)Starting guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalRace Analysis Tool & CM Datahttps://hakuraku.moe/umalogsRace Simulatorhttps://umalator.appFind networks if your region is blocked from the gamehttps://www.umavpn.topSeiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUmamusume Birthday Calendarhttps://ウマ娘.攻略.tools/events/birthdayUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyzCustom Stickershttps://schizo.farm/resources/stickersFind borrowshttps://chronogenesis.net/friend_search
teio rape
Rickey!
>>569344624man eu turf really looks completely alien vs jap turf
what the fuck happened? did all of our umas become severely retarded?its the first time i see a draw on TT
>>569344851auspicious feng shui sex
>>569344803
Satono Diamond is canonically gay for Kitasan Black. Her career storyline with Torena is not canon.
>>569344740oh my gosh she's so cutea little jealous..........but I still love her
>>569344894whew I haven't seen A+ umas in a whilemaybe it's a bunch of gassed out stamlets sicne it's dahby + raining
>>569344051https://litter.catbox.moe/ib8kxp.pngshe melted my dick
GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG
Meanwhile, Dia's support card
now that the dust has settledUma&co, despite the schizos trying to frame them as a bad club, is actually a based club and you should join them because they always fill super fast
>>569344740Fucking Married Teio! (while not being her husband)
>>569344894>all the non-mobs finished 5th or worseholy shit that's insane. like astronomical probabilities. LMFAO
>>569345028!!!
>>569345003Oh so glorified legend racesez, 30 days for this shit?
>>569345028
>>569345131member count?
>>569344894Based Break Chain with a run of a lifetime
>>569344994if you wanna be cute then put on the outfit
>>569345131Actually it might be good for schizos to smear a club because that will keep away the retards that fall for the baits which are more prone to quit without warning because their will is weak , and actual players that have an interest and have enough of a brain not to fall for bait can apply
>>569345248>30 daysIt's been up since they put up Breeder's Cup, so it's been longer than 30 Days. I think they're making them last as long as the current scenario, since it's seemingly going to go down by the time the Ramen one comes out, and they'll probably put up a new one.
>>569345093>unveiled to the entire Satono familyWhy are rich umas like this?
>>569345131they also have some of the most fun posters heresay whatever you want about V, every family has a black sheep but he actually plays the game and engages in gameplay talk majority of the time unlike the schizos
>>569345389>>569345248Also I wouldn't call it glorified legend races, even back when the game first started legend races were, understandably, kind of a joke. These have some actual difficulty to them, especially the super ones.
I still get mad to this day when I think about this
What are you supposed to say...
>>569344089thanks for joining, idk how your brain isn't rated higher, she has so muchand I like your lineup orange!!
>>569345028Sauce?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5poBmWikK0IDigitan looks like she'll revel in killing me
>>569345519She has to be doing that intentionally
>>569345519nothing. just enjoy the view.
>>569345519You smack it once.If you are her trainer then you get drainedIf you are El then you wake up a week later in the school nurses office covered in bruises
>>569345519Grass, be careful with your skirt.
>>569345519>I love you>*she stands from her seat*>haha sorry that was a joke your skirt wa->*kabedons and rapes you*At least she fixed her skirt
>>569345519I would just masturbate furiously
>>569345718She would smell it.
>>569345519I do nothing. I'm not supposed to be in the class room with her
>>569345638a /vm/a bro drew and posted it in their thread a while ago
>>569345248You're given 90 days to beat all challengesAnd yeah they're actually hard unlike legend races
why are people larping like they play JP
>>569345643Grass wouldn't flash her panties at her trainer so brazenly...right?
Uma that would watch Rick and Morty with me?
i still dont understand why people worry about getting doxxed no one knows or cares about yousome of you act like women as if you had a "reputation" or were "important"
>>569344740B+ club Basashi (850734315) is now under new management and is looking for new members as well.We're very chill, no drama or any of that bullshit. Just log in, and don't flatline. If for some reason you wont be able to log in for a period of time just let me know in advance.Send an invite request to 850734315 with /uma/ in your profile or reply to this post with your ID and I'll send you an invite.Join today and I'll tell you were I hid our last danchou's body.
>>569345783wtf I love aislop now...
>>569345526thanks for hosting!
>>569345832I would
>>569345248They are much more harder than Legend Races, that's why last so long, especially the secret boss. You can easily get the most important rewards though
>>569345519Is there an option where I'm a plasmid? Nothing else happens, I am just a plasmid
>>569345028now do the same with Nishino
>>569345832If Grass was planning on that she wouldnt have worn any
>>569344740i want to marry this hors
>>569345519It can't be helped
>>569345871Curren...
Aibutt
>>569345894She's only 2KB you SICK FUCK
>>569345809Thanks for sharing the bounty of the colonies. You will be promoted for this treasure.
>>569345858FUCK YOU NOW I WANT TO PULL FOR HER NO FUCK I'M GONNA BRICK MY ACCOUNT WHY PENIS WHY
>>569345991did I FUCKING STUTTER
>>569343671>dodging without prudent or ignited witA finals 3rd
>>569345824Just NTRfag though
>>569345752My dick or my semen?
>>569344972oh, ew. 6 rabis in one image means I hate it 6x as much
>>569345478Once you've been marked by a Satono your fate is sealed desu wa
>>569346101you sound raped
>>569346089Just die already you spamming tranny
>>569344972glad to see someone save it.....
Suzuka is giving you the look...
>>569345783
>>569344851
>>569345390>that file-name>569346132at least WE play the game, unlike you LMAOthank you for letting us live RENT FREE by the way
>AIslop
>>569346072Still have no proof that it wasn't just a falseflagger
>>569346129yeah well, better raped than a rabi
>>569346268shut up and strip
>>569344851waving to all the small boys at the park
Rabi have rabies
>>569346072he plays jp thoughteveri was in uma&co
>>569346247He doesn't play the game though. Not the game that matters, anyway.
>>569346337Young boys being awakened by big uma oneesans...
Shalom
>30 carats for playing TT 1600 timest-thanks
>>569346212Doto... would probably do this, yeah.
>only do 1 run per day>finals A is okay Did I get burnt out?
https://x.com/umamusume_eng/status/2062299619791601909?s=20 Why did no one tell me glue fest was cumming up?!? I just glued 80 vets! You fucks are useless.
>>569346403Still would circumcize you with her teeth
>>569346403Shalom
>>569345824i play both global and jp thoughbeit
>>569346517Post proof
>>569346443No, you're just saneIf you want to watch burnout, check sloptubers
>>569346110I know, but a lot of anons are misunderstanding it I THINK, or what I see from the replies most of the time. They see Open League and Open discussion in your recruitment posts and assume it's mainly for open leaguersYou should also include along the lines of "Comfy club" or the club/rank you're aiming for tbdesu though I'm not a danchou so I'm not sure how recruiting really works.
>>569346330Rice wouldn't do that
>schizo doesn't know that 60% of /uma/ are /umajp/ players
>>569346496https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/436413
>>569346443that's how you should be playing this game
Still wouldn't stop sucking
>>569345824Why are you pretending to play at all?
>>569345343I should but I'm too lazy to order
>>569346650Meanwhile the stay gold tranny only plays jp and spams here instead of going to the correct thread
>>569346664I haven't read amagami but she looks like the type to do that
>>569346650/umajp/ barely plays the game. we saw when doxxgenesis came out and they got salty
>>569345752>>569345832It's an intentional play. She is showing you her ass. She knows its on display. She's inviting you to do whatever you want.You could:>notify her that it's showingand she'll acknowledge your observation but just leave it there unless you explicitly request she fixes it.>audibly unzip your pants and start jerking off looking at her assshe'll know exactly what you're doing and she'll finger herself and rub on the chair imagining you cranking it behind her, hoping you'll dare to get close enough to finish on her exposed ass>lean over her desk to pretend you are helping her with her studies while using your free arm to fondle her ass and finger her umanko from behindshe'll play along and keep doing her schoolwork and ask you for help with a math problem. you'll point to a problem in the book as you shove your fingers inside. you'll ask "which problem? this one here? or maybe up here? or maybe this one" pointing to another problem every time you change which spot you're attacking, until she finally says "yes, trainer, that problem, right there, help me with question 12... How do I, hanhh, solve for x?" and you'll talk her through the equation as you attack her favorite spot, and as she gets the right answer she'll say "yes, that's it, that's the answer!" and hunch over her desk, and about 30 seconds later after she catches her breath she'll drop all charades and tackle you to the ground and ride you till you're dry.
>>569346690me neither
>>569346841Cute Journey
>>569346664>>569346845
>>569346590
>>569346853the guys from /umajp/ are not the same guys you have here. these actually play the gamethe 5 niggas in /umajp/ are keibafags that do nothing all day but talk about real horses
>>569346932That could've been me...
>>569346959sex
>>569346664comments sections for controversial images or doujins will always be hilarious as hell
>>569346109McQueen is a rich uma too...
>>569346959>>569347079Cafebros won bigly...
>>569346959overdesigned garbage
>>569346959ore no yome... cygay accelerate faster
>>569347176TRUKE
>>569346853https://chronogenesis.net/club_profile?circle_id=%E3%82%A6%E3%83%9E%E3%82%AA%E3%82%AA%E3%82%AA%E3%82%AA&jp=Top club btw >>569346959Nice job barely 2m in 3 days
>>569346959I normally don't like flatties but I really like cafe and rice who are AA and A cup respectively>>569347176>>569347218you're gay and also jealous in an ugly way that makes almondfags look terrible
I had a cup of coffee and a banana.
>>569347310didn't ask sissss
>/uma/JP existed for years>not a single crier or rabi made>just a bunch of ugly tanukisWhy are JP trainers so untalented and have bad taste? Global creating better art then them in less than a year is embarrassing
>>569347359this artist draws awful faces stop posting it
>>569347258i only farm fans like a retard in global
almond whore
>>569347484So you don't actually play the game
almond love
Yae
>>569347384i could say the same to >>569347176get some new material.
>>569347525This is how Almond Love looks without makeup.
>>569347553>femcel cafe
How many people are actually rolling for Sweepy here?
>/uma/ exists for years>gets stolen by global trannies that pretend to play the game>OG /uma/ fags get forced into /umajp/ by some divegrass schizoid that is angry>months down the line /uma/ pretender/schizoids shit talk both threads, knowing the /v/tard audience of /uma/ will go for their fake history
>>569347669>femcel almond
wedding cafe is so far away, will I survive that long?no
Sweep Tosho mare pussy so powerful at 16 years old (50+ years old) it literally fixed Kitasan Black
>>569347669Why are you being like this anon
>>569347517this post was made by an edenshitter
>>569347698she will get exactly 4 trainee scout tickets
>>569347627ZAMN
>>569347712ai-chan bonds well with the other sex albeit
>>569347714sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex
>>569347698Don't need to, I've been using her for over a month. Regretting that I didn't download the Eden version so I could copy their career settings though.
>>569347113
>>569347764crazy how her design is so extra but she's soblandvoice too
>>569347702You were conquered, BITCH. Do something about it bet you won't.
>>569347848Gold Ship likes to watch
>>569347853RUDE...............even if bait
>Crystal Cafe
>>569347702>1 random schizo bullied and defeated all of /uma/JP
>>569347916
almod eye is a basic blonde bitch
which one? running triple late btw
>>569347916I don't get it
>>569348006Left even if it sucks that you didn't get late savvy.
>>569348006>turf cgwo...
>>569346859This sounds like a raunchy fanfic that Grass is secretly writing.
>>569347990>not the really cute soundpost version...
Neo Cutieverse
>>569348127there isnt one
>lost by a neck>check replaywhat the fuck bwos stop buying intense gays
>>569348109I thought turf was irrelevant at anything other than sprint
THANKS
>>569348187just buy more debuffs to slap them back
>>569348225-30% effective power if very relevant, especially for a Late
This thread went to shit so quickly
>>569348323why
>>569348252now you can get double circle gw
>>569348323WE WILL MAKE IT WORSE IN THE COMING EUBROWN HOURS
the fuck is McQueen dreaming of
>>569348115There is no way umas would fantasize about their trainersI think
>>569347529Is that Deku?
>>569348401ever watch lady and the tramp?
>>569348425who needs to fantasize when you can just rape
>>569348470yeah it fucking sucksso that white thing is like a sweet or something
>>569348463No, the artists trainer OC I think
>Put Lone Wolf on two prospective aces againGod fucking damn it
>>569348565you, non-straight white male sir, have DOG SHIT taste
>>569347698I might. I want her for my long TT team together with pace vrice and late cafe as the gothcore. I think they synergize nicely as a trio of gold debuff skill havers. Not hard to spark long D->A and her kit has only 1 medium white skill and is actually better for longs otherwise. I'm just not sure I can afford to dump another pity on an uma when I know I need to be saving for the new meta speed cards coming soon.
A new club during MANT? Yes that's right, ExcelUma is looking for new members.>active and competitive without the fan farming grind>relaxed time during MANT>a place to discuss f2p decks and goofy career runs>into spreadsheet autismthere will be gibs this month but as to how many is still unknown.Club ID588536995
Umasumi losers
>>569348425Umas make up unrealistic fantasies in their heads about marrying their trainers
>>569348565It’s mochi
alo
>>569348646come on now the story is shit and the big bad is a 8-minute ratif I want to watch a dog cartoon movie then I watch 101 dalmatians
>>569348826>unrealistic fantasiesIf you sign a contract then its already set in stone.
>>569348824Umasumi
>>569348938contract?
>>569346959>>569347079This is not a wedding dress.
>>569348547cute boys
>>569347702>fusu poster is /umajp/ refugee
>Calms you with a soothing voice
>>569348997>t.never signed a contract with a traineesorry to hear that my guymaybe try one of these girls then
the director will litterally reject your retirement letter if you even try to leave.....
>>569348938There's nothing in the contract about getting married to my trainee
>>569349175fusuposting is a jp thing after all, how would it make sense if it's a globaltard
>>569349074
>>569349228I'm global.
>>569349215
>>569349325....what?
>>569347698I'm getting her even if it takes pity, she's one of my favorites and steals any scene she's in. Her dream 4koma is my favorite in the game. I can't even complain about pity because it always means I get a bunch of new umas to play with, and it probably upgrades a lot of my 1* and 2* to their 4-5 forms this time.
>>569349357
>>569349325I want to marry this uma though
If you actually read your contract you would know that the player character is betrothed to a certain Yayoi Akikawa, with stipulations regarding how many children you must sire. Why do you think she keeps throwing concubines at you?
>>569347698I just saw a very delish fanart of her so I'm now convinced to roll for her. I don't make the rules.
>>569349180How the FUCK could they not get trainers when Haru Urara has one
>>569348187its actually really super good on courses like these. It's a cone, and apparently it's firing angle is affected by corners. On med/longs if you take X savvy and vision buffs to extend it's range, they only increase the length of the cone, not the width, so it can miss the frontpackers. On tokyo 1600 all of laterace is a straight so unless you get an unfortunate wide swing, you can blast the entire line ahead of you with a higher success rate.Sweep has gold version for -.25 btw
>>569348274-25% according to the documentation and mitigated a bit by FCM, but still pretty rough... well I'll be happy if she wins at least one.
>>569347758Explain further, I like hearing the horse stories
>>569349474
>>569349462I....didn't unknowingly get married to Ardan right
how does it feel to be wasshoid by Kitasan?
Reminder that not only are the umas not lesbians, but their world has no Pride Month either. Mainly because umas are so important to the world that Women's (uma only, not ningen) Month is every month.
>>569349528You can also pray with the vision skill and for it to fire along with it
>>569344740Goldship bites during blowjobs :(
>>569349176Who would be the quickest to do ear-licking handjobs?
>>569349254
>>569349591
Filly buttsI'm gonna blow all my tickets for Sweepy, any anons know any magic I can use to bring her home?
>>569349254I love Katsuragi Ace (girl)
>>569349748Give her your magical carrot
>>569349617It's STILL women's month? What, is it getting ready to go?
>>569349254she's not that big
>>569349748Just prep a magic circle for her like a good familiar. The magic conduits are the same as in the Fate series so I'll go dolphin mode for her.
Fine, I have fallen for the propagandaI will masturbate to Grass Wonder
What are your thoughts about this creature?
>>569349894rape
>>569349180
>>569349894Cute and also sex
>>569349528>gaze scales with vision buffshuh. i thought vision buffs were bugged to not matter at all because vision was max by default?
>>569348006Lets see Left has:>mile S>130 more wit>82 more power>Left handed>updrafters, budding and nimbleRight has>Mile straights>late straights>Keen EyeAnon, its not even close. The only thing Right has going for it is that its a better debuffer with Keen eye. If your goal is to actually try and get a win with Haru then its gotta be left. Although with Turf C I wouldn't get your hopes up.
>>569350007those tits are giving me bad thoughts
>>569349894i want to hit her with a pool noodle (it's for her own good)
>>569347420Because we have 28 times more threads. Anyone who swears by JP should just post on 2chThey ARE fluent in Japanese, right? It'd be embarrassing for them if Global had more posters that spoke and worked in Japan than umajp...
>>569348826>unrealistic
The quintessential white woman.
>>569350324basic blonde bitch
>>569349617>>569349818Time doesn't actually exist in the world of Umamusume.
>>569350324She's so petty. It's really cute.
>run practice roomx10 with same umas>different one wins each timewell, that was no help.. friggin rng. Was supposed to help determine my best fm, best tam.
>>569349748stop posting filly propaganda, i need to practice carrat retention
>>569350495You look at this tell me she's not worth rolling for
>>569350629she's not worth rolling for
>>569350672shoulda been fucking her ass
>>569350672Is this the 1% childhood friend sex tape
>>569350672I'm telling Spechan
>>569350672
>>569350672You can't post that
>>569350672why are you brown?
>>569350629she is not worth rolling for
>>569350672>no actual fuckingWhat a waste.
>>569350629sorry, I'm getting rickey instead to brick my supoka situation
>>569350782I go outside.
>>569350691>>569350790>>569350836How could you say no to such a cutie patootie??
>>569350871she's ugly and annoyingthe most inferior of the fillies.
>>569349894Cute and her racing outfit shorts give me unholy thoughts
>>569350081It's alright, I'm sure Fantasy Pasa and Shichi will carry>>569349894Watching her do her best tomorrow!
>>569350629i already spent my carrats on Curren otherwise id be all in. fucking upcoming support card banners making me penny pinch..
>>569350718your kind are such faggots, its fiction and there's a perfectly fine pussy to be fucked and you still want to an assed to be imapled
>>569350350Maybe this is the reason I can't train Taiki in MANT.Any time I get to giving out four races or more in a row, I start apologizing as I send them to the race screen.I'm so sorry Inari One. You're so strong. You barely ever even feel the pain of so many races. You deserve the cupcakes. I'm proud of you. I'm so sorry.
>>569350672>>569350998Based slowburn enjoyer
>>569350998>>569350672That's not Bue-chan's trainer...
>>569350998Can you stop posting disgusting niggers? At least post good quality porn faggot
>>569350970Haru will at least make it harder for End Closers to activate Tracen Cheer.
>>569351179It's 2026, even 4chan has rules against racism, get with the program grandpa.
falco/kitasan/late cheer nature a good cm15 team? (would be a miracle if i get an answer between the pornposting)
...
>>569351280Full dom debuffer Cheer Nature? Yeah, sounds like a good team.Hybrid Nature? Good luck.
Filtered [-] and button pressedOnly subhumans get off to balding negros cucking them
These are abhorrent and bring shame upon the student council president
>>569351332I HATE CURREN
>>569351373no you troglodyte, i'm running her as ace with no debuff skillsmy wife deserves more than just debuffing duty
>>569351179>shit ass gif>reddit rachyonDouble whammy
>>569351414But what if I self-insert as the balding negro?
>>569351416Indeed good thing Teio doesn't last long
>>569351427Stop posting, Falco
>>569351006>t. sexlet who's never actually tried this positionIt doesn't work. I've tried. If you're notably above average, 7+ inches, or you've got a dramatic upward curve to your cock, you might have more luck than me, but when I had my girl laying on me my 6shooter could just barely peep inside and it kept popping out.
>>569351472Your are brown
>>569351467>taking your wife to a race she can't winThat's so mean, I wish you the best.
>the skin color of the porn triggers himHow rent free do niggers live in your head? How rent free does the idea of your wife getting blacked live in your head?
>>569351472No wonder he's intimidated by niggers
>>569351536SHUT UP DONT MAKE FUN OF ME I know I'm too retarded to have sex
>>569351075getting a mood down while you're already at awful should end your career i think
>he focuses on the male in hentai
>>569351617
I remember why I stopped coming here
>>569351717THISThis is why pov is the superior tag
>>569351536>muh real life limitations need to exist in pornYou're the biggest faggot and virgin here
>>569351569nyo nyo nyo lates aren't THAT bad in cm15 right? right??
>>569351603>>569351628All that mental gymnastics just to say you are blacked cucked jew, or even worse a slant eyed freak with a small penis, all japs draw cucked porn because they got mindbroken by americans.
>>569351767>- Copy
Since their all girls, shouldn't it be yuri sho instead of yaoi sho?
when is she coming to the game?
hay guys what's going on in here
>>569351821All that mental gymnastics to project. Do you cry at night thinking about niggers fucking your fictional women?
I remember why I started cumming here
>>569348252Hoooooooooly fuarking shit bros I am dripping precum
>>569351821This is the mind of a chud. Holy shit you guys are sad.
>>569351767you should stop again and never return
>>569351467Dom is still worth taking. It's expensive for just her but it helps the whole team. She still gets the .25 benefit from it, and I think natie getting like 1-2 more low-priority white skills helps her snag a lot less narrow victories than she helps her other 2 teammates secure with dominator.
>>569351973I was ready to mock it but looks great good luck getting ignited wit
I really liked vivlos' design but I find her genuinely off-putting now that I know her whole gimmick is being obsessed with dubai...
>>569351852Yeah, so I can post it twice. Problem???
NOOOOOOO HARUPLEASE SHIELD YOUR VIRGIN EYEEEEEEESSSS
>>569351973Sucks that there's no Ignited Wit and it's only 2* Stam would borrow it as a GP otherwise
>>569352090but i only have normal eyes?
>/uma/ is unironically defending blacked cucked garbageyep it is SEA hours
In other news, today I learned that if you fast for a long time (72 hours) and then eat a big meal, you're going to have a bad time and have the wettest shit ever.
>>569352070you can't do that
>>569352040same thing happened to me, she's so damn cute (and sex) that i can almost overlook it
>>569352207You're supposed to slowly ramp back up to normal eating after fasting
How do we make the thread worse?
>sees porn and immediately thinks it's cuck shityep it's reddit hours
>>569352207that's me everyday during ramadhan
>>569352070>>569351767If you stay any longer I will rape you and cum inside
>>569352020naruhodo, is late that terrible in cm15 tho?
>>569352171I'm satisfied with it since this was an ACE run & not a parent runAhGetting Ignited Wit would be very difficult
>>569352319Let's talk about the game, no, even worse, post CM rooms.Schizos will have a melty haha.
>>569352235>>569352040Stop mischaracterizing his wife...
>>569352413wow she's cute
How long until we get GSK in game
umas for this feel?
Goodnight other anons
>>569352319More racism
>>569351787Fronts and XOguri are just too strong. Lates don't have any advantages that would put them on par with those two unless you want to run Ryan or Dober as an ace
>>569352353It's honestly not that bad, with how high the affinity is I get Ignited Wit on most parent runs.
26734294Last minute CM14 roomies
>>569352319Less racism
>>569352482None, umas are only into fat, ugly bastards
Mamboooo!
>>569352530I will NOT get aroused by Special Week
>>569352530Spewife looks like THIS?
>>569352338idk. if it is then you can always go 50:50 med and end sparks and reach A end on her. You'd have like a 1 in 4 chance that any S med run produced the legendary A-S-S apptitudes, which always makes me happy to see.
>>569352413someone post the rice hat gif pls
>>569352530I got raped in hokkaido
>>569352620
imagine being attracted to a CHUD such as this
>>569352771
>>569352727I'm very sorry to hear that you're being treated like a piece of meat and not a human being. Trainers need their rights protected, and I think you should come to our support network and tell your story
>>569352807nothing wrong with being aroused to Spechan
>>569352841>t.
>>569352807>unique is a heal>only a healshe never stood a chance.
>>569352576Bahbin... too strong...84402544
AND THEN SPECHUD ATED THE GIANT SPAGHET FUNNIEST SHIT I'VE EVER SEEN!
Why are Cafebros unironically the best posters here? They're chill, nice, only bant ocassionally for fun with Tachyonfags. You would think they would attract edgelords.
shut the FUCK up crystal cafefag
>>569352930>Umama doko
>>569352641cute machitan
>>569352948they keep on saying that Tachy is reddit (she's not btw) I have a problem with them
>>569353021What the fuck delete this abomination.
>>569352841Where would I go if I want to be treated like a piece of meat? Just so I can avoid it haha
>>569353021that's not umama tho schizo retard
>>569352704but my mile sparks... to survive MANT...
>>569353143Well first you take the national trainer examThen you apply for a spot at tracenThe rest just kinda falls into place
>reddit tachyon
>>569352948Coffee unironically can help with mental illness
>>569353143My brother in Shiraoki, have some self respect
>>569352876>raped by ugly umas Deserved >>569353049She's reddit due to appealing to normies.
>>569353209Really? I should train Cafe
>>569353168>missed the joke dumb
>>569353168Everyone that joins rooms is umama
>>569353209I could go for a coffee rn...
i prefer Ordinary Day
>>569353262I tried but even though I have good End Closer umas they're all bad so I had to stop.Good luck though Cafe's career and events are nice
>>569352930The worst race I have seen in Umamusume, possibly ever90386564
>Cringe Gaylo trying to insert herselfno one likes you loser if it wasn't for muh mommy no one (in global) would actually like you
>>569353198Sounds difficult but worthwhile >>569353253I don't want self respectI want to be a puppy-chan
>>569352948The actual school shooter fans are dead, leaving only the ironic fans. Cafe is cute, even if I don't know why they made her horse represented as an edgelord schizo.
>>569353168Tell me what doko means
>mambofag talking shitHow about you go back to Rednu?
>>569353379Cafe isnt an edgelord...
>>569353356Fuck you I love my King.
>>569353093Nyo
>>569353373You are falling for the propaganda pushed out by Big Uma. I am on my knees begging you to see the truth
>>569352948One of them is unironically black, and that is unforgivable. /s
>>569353254not her fault she's this cute that even normies can see it
>>569353467Actually now that i think about it do we even have an edgelord uma yet?
i'd insert myself deep into Based Straightlo
I'm really tempted to try to earn True Way of Kings for my king halo ace but then I have to win kikkasho and that's a pretty hard stam line to hit when you only need 600 by the end and climax is worth +80 all.
>>569353514I'm sorry bwo. The propaganda works. Blast one-piece won.
>>569353569does Shakur count
>>569353640I shall weep for you when the time comes
>>569353347>the other Pasa has Mile SOut of curiosity, how many resets did that take...35082731
What's up with Tachyon that she attracts unironic chuds
>>569353492>>569353596She's a mutt
morning
>Reddit Tachyon>Bing Halo>Crystal CafeWhat other site-umas are there?
>>569353541>hag>cuteKill yourself
Did you guys give love to your Nartia 4chin yet?
>>5693537724chan Sweep
>>569353732Rick and Morty energy + she looks empty inside and they self insert as her because they believe she's tranny coded
>>5693537724chan journey
>>5693537724chan digitan
>>569353841yes
>>569353772Twitter Digital
>>569353943>yuritrannie>4chan>>569353904Half this general doesn't even know who she is.
>>569353841>womanlet
>>569353943It's obviously Curren 4chan bwo...
I wanted to love Cafe, but had to give up on her when half of the focus of her storyline is about how disgusting and infected her toenails are.
>>569353840>Tachy>hagfaggot she's a teen
>>569353708God I wish Umas were playtested before release46844064
>>569344803Teio raped me
>>569353772Only City
https://poal.me/45kxuohttps://poal.me/45kxuohttps://poal.me/45kxuo
>>569353569gim's a chuuni, which's adjacent. she's not in for a while thoughbrian's an edgelord whenever she isn't refusing to eat her vegetables
>>569354010why would an e-whore be 4chan and not instagram or some other garbage
[Good News] Silence Suzuka learned how to play footsies
>>569354057A teen that looks like someone's granny.
>>569354068I'm never getting a Platinum.jpg33153721
>>569353772>Tumblr>Myspace>Facebook>Twitter>LivejournalAssign an uma
>gaymer girl>hates others (normalfags) look down on her>small (representing /uma/ small dicks)>tsundere towards her friends (/uma/ is not my friend!)>calls everyone idiots (retards)Name someone more 4chan.
>>569351536But were all +7" here right???
>>569353749both of king's parents were american, though his dad spent most of his time in europewhich is to say neither of them is ever gonna show up in uma unless they decide to break the jp races only rule at some pointlicensing would probably be fuckedon the plus side, it'd mean we could get Halo himself in the game
cunny
>>569354508That's a boy
>>569354467so she's vivian james?
>>569354435You lack guts
>>569354261kek what a cute and youthful umamusume I love my Tachwife
>>569353772Haru Reddit
>>569354435You think, Tazuna?79827458>>569354548& I also rack disciprine...
>>569354030Yeah, adding a specific sound effect to represent her toenails breaking made me nearly vomit
>>569354481Which one was a Bay horse?
>>569354261wtf i love GILFs now
>>569354189because the name fits way better and /soc/ exists
>>569354586>youthful>shitty legs
>>569354261tachyon is... cute???
https://poal.me/k5e0wihttps://poal.me/k5e0wihttps://poal.me/k5e0wi
>>569354702>>569354641>>>/r/eddit
>>569354621It's okay that two of my Umas got Late Starts...It wouldn't have mattered anyway........Yep....92853246
>>569354783wait are there GILFs that sexy on reddit?
>>569353708late but mile S pasa bwo here, i luckshitted that pasa on my first ace run for her lmfao(tragically didn't roll leader's pride or speed eater from hints, but not willing to redo her)my digitan was so close...
>>569354261She looks more like she gave up on being a wine aunt and is now just a functional alcoholic
>>569354701you sound upset over cute Tachyon
>>569354672/soc/ doesn't have follower counts which is what that retard is obsessed with
I'm outbe nice now okay?
>>569354930(You)s are better than likes, normalfags just don't know it.
https://poal.me/u42ff1https://poal.me/u42ff1https://poal.me/u42ff1
>>569355036THE IRISH SUCKS GAY NOODLES
>>569354830>the multiple single letter name anonshttps://youtu.be/q1Uqb_SMMD4?si=rV3xOabSIyfj6vg060885435
>>569355069so curren is a normalfag whore and not 4chanokay
>>569355036finally
>get spoiled about furioso>what if we write that cingray oguri wanted to bang kitahara insteadWeird but okay
>>569355139curren isn't a normalfag tho
>>569355062No eggs
>>569355062I will let her pamper meI will let her spoil meI will let her feed meI will let her clean my earsI will suck on the pacifierI will wear the onesieI will drink from the baby bottleI will play with the rattleI will let her cradle me in her armsI will call her mommyI will be happy!
>>569355098bitch, you're irish too
>>569355235>fat umaFuck off
>>569351704>start career>Oguri dreams about food three nights in a row>lose my credentials as a trainer
>I will never breed Maruzensky
>>569355125Digitan > Potential Uma82878065
>>569355275>>569355036Raping FineMoposter while he sleeps
Curren 4chanxvideos
>>569354624It's just such an odd thing to focus on too....
I want to have intercourse with Matikanetannhauser
>>569355338https://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=17672838
>>569355347SEIUN NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO28017102
>>569355462For real?
>>569355462but she will bleed
i WILL have hot, sweaty, first-rate, fertilizing sex with kingu
>>569355578>losing to lolis
We fucked
>>569354627the one i want to have sex with
>>569355619Tama-chan is not a loli
>>569354757>only 2 honest votes
>>569355598For real>>569355606Do we not all bleed for those we love
we fucked
>>569355665Digitan owes me sex
>>569355608If my King careers are anything to go by, she could take pregnancy boosting supplements, schedule the most likely to result in fertilization days to have sex inside her cycle, leglock and hold your cum inside her for hours, only for her barren womb to job and end 13th
>>569355578>Angling>+ Ines unique inherit for good measure>still jobs I want a bullet in my head51196273
>>569355705This, Tama is a CHUD gremlin.
>>569355797torenas are for torenas only
For me it's her.
>>569355846>musclesRuined
>>569355753Mine (+8") and who else's?
>>569355845Taishin hit pretty much everything except cheer because she got rushed at the start, pretty rare.Falco had a late start and her lane speed skill suite was useless since she got blocked and had no space to move. Good luck in finals
>>569355846Tama is not a chud, she loves her family and zaps all the faggots that stand in her way
>>569356042Does she zap to the extreme?
>>569356042>jobbed to an american and a fat ass
umas SHOULD have some muscle tone
>>569355845I am out of witty things to say you know the drill29777152>>569356008Thanks dacchiDesu it's a miracle if one of my fronts even gets firstI only see a VBourbon/Smaru lose the lead once in a blue moon
>>569355243
>>569356137
>>569356196this Creek isn't super at all...
>>569356196please stop posting ai garbage
>>569356115well, whites (grey horses) can only beat whites after all
>>5693561961ml of milk
>>569356152Let Citrus win!
>>569356137dirt horses are ripped irl, dirt umas would look lile this if cygames wasnt fucking aroundmaybe if we get a dirt uma centered animanga someday they'll all have thunder thighs... i prayge
>>569356196Condensed milk...
>>569356093yes i will thank you toreina
>>569356226i don't want bodybuilders you tremendous faggot but they're athletes and it should show at least a little bit
Should I do this?
>>569356332THE RAPED
>>569356152Ines (Job)in'90388506
>>569356226ok but Freud is a fag
>>569356271Jobberhttps://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/10569193
tachy?
>>569356379What would Freud be like as an Uma?
>>569356324People want to see cute umas singing and dancing, not drag queens.
>>569356465would be to Creek like what Red Desire is to Vodka. but more extreme
>>569356389stop posting this you're besmirching the good image of Tamamo Cross
>>569356419yes!
dozed offgood night for real
>>569356370>Falco fighting tooth & nail with ZenskyZAMN I didn't know she had that dog in her23256987
>>569356196I won't let her pamper meI won't let her spoil meI won't let her feed meI won't let her clean my earsI won't suck on the pacifierI won't wear the onesieI won't drink from the baby bottleI won't play with the rattleI won't let her cradle me in her armsI won't call her mommyI won't be happy!
>>569356594>losing to potential uma too many times
>>569356594Guess I should do triple front instead of Potential Uma
>>569356519https://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=17553358
>>569356637so you don't like Creek for Creekyou just like tits
>>569353772Would Cafe shitpost on Crystal Cafe
>>569354261what kinda whore oba-chans you hanging around showing their straps?
>>569356685I'm not clicking on that
>>569356689No, I just wanted to edit my ritualpost because it's funny.For me it goes normal Creek = flat Creek >>> loli Creek
>>569356389>>569356685why is this hot
>>569356689I like Creek for her milky bazongas and I'm not afraid to say it. She understands
>>569356918>he waifus Fraud MasterShit taste
Sorry danchouI won't do a run just for today
>>569356370the sweaty whales are really out tonight from /uma/, huh?
>>569356332No
How do other fronts steal the lead from Falco?
>>569356594still 3 spots open...
>>569357189Simple, just run faster
>>569357189that's the neat thing
>>569355870Suzuka will remember this
I'm reaching at least 2 SS of stats and the other 3 are A or B but the best I could reach is S+ as the final rankIdk how to push for UG, much less SSI do get SS from time to time but they're pretty much the same as the S+ so idkWhat do you guys do to reach SS and UG?
>>569355870Suzukek...
>>569356594>>569357189You don't 85380473
Suzuka has been... silenced
>>569357310>the other 3uhhh bwo? what are you doing? trying to get all 5 stats high at once?
>>569357418Aoi > All Umas
NINGEEEEEEEN
>>569357027You better not be in rare brick....
Do Mejiros and Satonos have power in Tracen? They're throwing events willy nilly here and there
don't open
>>569357417Ultra Instinct Taiki breaking the laws of physics & RNG to cuck Ines41650330Last one
>>569357724Ugly womanlet
>>569357767Nobody takes the lead from Falko....NOBODY....Sankyu to all the participants
>>569357985absolutely GLORIOUS podium sweep to end itthanks for the rooms bwo, good luck in the cm
>>569357985>Falco raped Turf sissies so hard all her subsquent alts were Dirt only
>>569357985Thanks for hosting bwo>all those frontsAnd that's why I'm going XOguridoms again next CM
>>569357724UOOOOOOOOH TAISHIIIIIN
>>569357724I guess I'll have to do a TAISHIN TESTOOOOO
>>569357189double keen eyedouble opening gambit
>Falco>S. Maru>V. Bobomy oshis!
>>569358334based frontDEITY
>>569357985Thanks for hosting
jp neighas told me fronts will terrorize the game until we get closer to their shitwtfwhy is this allowed
>>569357310UG runs are 99% of the time early fast learner runsYou need lots of skills for UG, if theres not much you can do to increase your stats focus on getting parents that can give you lots of 30-40% discounts on skills and race a lot to get spAnd just ptay for an early fast learner event because hats always fuck up your run and usually arent worth going for unless discounted and very early (or if you saved all your sp)
>>569358412Remember when this thread said fronts were dead when the patch dropped
It is time for dinner
>>569358561that was you personally saying that
>>569358586fat fuck
>>569358586what's with the tenga ear condoms
>>569358586she's so cute I NEED HER NOW
>>569358702Did you just say I masturbate to my trainee's ear hats and then make her wear them?!
>>569358412>style that has the highest potential and hardest to train is le strongthe fact that they fall off later is actually worth questioning more
>>569358793That's insanely lewd and perverted and wrong and hot and bad.
If summer is bad I will hurt myself
Ok my front runners are SHIT and building them is a pain. So I'm going with 2 paces and golshi. What if I run:Taiki with budding blossom. She's for when there's only 1-2 fronts in room. El with pump and beyond. She's for when there's trillion fronts in the room.Am I genius?
>>569358969taiki might be passable but what the fuck does El do? her ult wants to be in front
Which uma would love a fat ugly balding bastard like me
>>569358969>El with pump and beyondwhat is bro smoking
>>569358702is this why the Mirakobro says he fucks a tenga Mirako on the weekends?
>>569358969You should just build front El. She's as viable as Falco.
>>569359134>getting A front on the condom passer
>Escape Artist>both Seiun Stamina and Helios Power have it>both can Agemasenwhy
>>569359186People did it back then.
>>569358969Pace Pasa with Blossom and groundwork is good, you want her for lobbies with no fronts and you want her to be the lucky pacer unlike Taiki, so use the Taiki card released tomorrow and get Mile Maven on her. Golshi is your front killer.
I run fronts but I don't even watch them run during CM and only focuses on backliners since it's more fun watching them gambling
>>569359203you really want to have it easy huh
I wish I could shoot my bad umas in the back of the head
>>569359450With your semen, right?
>>569359450
>>569359824I did a Special Week career today. It turned out badly and I decided to just accept the best one I've made so far and not do any more Special Week careers. I will try to trade away the bad ones I made along the way to especially shady-looking people during a transfer event. Maybe those ones will end up in places where gun ownership is more legal than it is in Japan
>>569345858My wife in our room
I got a king run with Mile S and true way of kings.stretch goals:>cap speed>spark/explode uma stan>all event chains finish>don't get agemasen'd>don't get dreams crushedMan it'd be super cool to have two twintail goddesses and a #TrueKing. May fate go easy on me for 30 more minutes.
>>569360297
Every time I get Hishiama as a rival and she pops up in her sexy pose right before the race i get a boner, what can I do about that
>>569360458Allen...
>>569360458Kill yourself Allen
>>569360297>bamboo guts gave pumpedahahahahaha i'm in danger!
>>569360458Get her pregnant so she can't race anymore
This is a friendly reminder to always remain vigilant especially when you're alone with your trainees, toreina
>>569360746Which Uma would race while pregnant (and win)?
>>569360783...what exactly is Flash going to do? I trust this German uma not to do something weird!
>>569360857Wind in her hair
waheygood morningtime to try to make a last minute pasa
>>569360857Hishi Akebono maybe? She's used to being very heavy, she specializes in power and guts, and she doesn't run long races anyhow.
>>569360857In no particular order>Creek>Rudolf>Air Groove>Kawakami>Gold Ship>Akebono>Dober
FIVE BORROWSFIVE FAILURES TO GET MEDIUM S
>>569361173Just Reuse your Aces gwo
>>569361173Bwo your prayers to Shiraoki-sama
>>569361215I'm already reusing a taurus 2 ace, but surely within 2 weeks I can make 2 more>>569361217Shiraoki-sama abandoned me long agao (and Maru is a fucking affinity black hole)
>>569361297Believe hard desu
yada is fucking massive
>new dataSWEEPY WAS INJECTED INTO THE GAME!!!!
do umas have a human or horse gestation period?
>>5693615799 months because otherwise they'd have a boy in-womb for longer or they would spit them out regularly while holding onto umas for longer at which point just write whatever slop, who the fuck cares
uma stan aquired. all chains resolved, for better or worse. now just pray I can dump enough speed by the end.
Thoughts?
>>569361780prime for hat stealing
CMONGIVE ME STRENGTH
>>569361780She's adorable.
>>569358969>pump and beyondby El you mean Boob Window El, right? original is a front with pace skills
shit, should've actually cleared the debut race
>>569354010She is unironically OF
>>569361853
>>569361902its a bricked run btw
HOLY SHIT SWEEPY JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE
Well anon?
>>569361994well yeah, that's why you go strengththe only other event you should ever go is charm and only at the start of a run
>>569354701Sadly it's genetic, nothing could've fixed it and yet thry decided to let him have hundreds of children to pass it on to, notably Scarlet
>>569362079Anon
>>569354508You will never be a woman, tranny.
>>569361656now i'm wondering if there's any species where gestation period is significantly different between genders(are umas technically the same specials, since crossbreeding produces viable offspring? abhumans, basically)
>>569362079Teep Swosho
>>569361994Wouldnt call it brickedThat strength chakra puts you on the brink, if you get a good summer now its redeemable
>>569362194i didnt get aptitude inspirations so its BRICKED
>>569362079Sweet Tosho
>>569362079Sweepers
>>569362079Sweet Tushy
>>569362172Century of the chatbot; the utility bills in chiyoposter's neighborhood just went up by 0.3% after I asked this
