Healcat Edition>Upcoming Expansion: Evercoldhttps://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/evercold/https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dk3rfUC80DE>Patch 7.5 Noteshttps://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/topics/detail/07320affa7e0fcd9685afcbe54fbf55405b6d822>Patch 7.51 Noteshttps://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/topics/detail/c46881a31a2c90d0965493c921b434eca09113f8>Make it Rain Campaign: May 29 - June 24https://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/special/2026/the_make_it_rain_campaign/NX0yR0viwE>Resourceshttps://rentry.org/xivgresourceshttps://rentry.org/syncshells>Meetups• June 3, 9:00 PM EDT | Primal, Famfrit, Lavender Beds W15 P20 | Spooky Club: Twin Peaks >>568995926 • June 5, 5:00 PM EDT | Materia, Ravana, Solution 9 Residential Radius 9-11 | Summer Game Fest 2026 Meetup >>569045426 • June 6, 6:30 PM EDT | Zalera, Crystal Mist W15 P24 | Monthly Malera Meetup! - Maleras Only! >>568891014 Previously: >>569335939
catgirls
my femezen
>>569345863my moonie is one of these
Casuals deserve content crafted with care, too. Not just the upper 1%.
I rarely see raiders melting about the activities of casuals, yet casuals always seem to be dickriding raiders. Why is that?
my moonie would never wear that
catboy supremacy
*spills my salt jar all over the start of the thread* ahh shit ahh fuck im so sorry guys
ohhhh so thats why carbuncle, korea is world first in cosmic exploration right now
>>569345906I rarely see raiders in general. They tend to unsub between tiers and only log in once a week.
>>569345906its literally just this meme
>>569345906I just like to argue
>>569345863My moonie is technically one of these
>>569345937yummy
I hate that little fucking catgirl so muchher and her fucking moogle sticker
play my heart of conundrum
>>569345863My moonie is ontologically one of these
>>569345906couldn't be me. i had a brief raiding phase and enjoyed similar content in other mmos, so as long as everyone involved is having fun, it's all good to mei have plenty of other things to do in-game
Posting because someone alerted me over discord about this.A) I did not setup a tomestone until just now. I do not know why it was tracking my data without my express login permissions or having created an account. I do not know why it remains hidden.B) I know I can't control whoever namedrops me when I'm trying to sleep, but can you stop bringing my friends into this? I would deeply appreciate that.C) I didn't really have any time to really learn Savage despite my friends trying to teach me. Hence why I had never setup a tomestone before. I am a complete casual with absolutely no experience with hard fights prior to my 2 years of being here.D) This will be my last post.Again, I repeat, I do not know why tomestone tracks your data without your express permission but I won't be raiding anytime soon. You can mock my achievements, progression, lack of style, that's fine. Please, just leave the people who actually like me in game alone.This will be my last post. Thank you for reading.
Why do people here act like they want friends to do things with just to never show up or ignore them when an attempt is made?
praying I die in my sleep so I don't have to wake up tomorrow to do forsaken
>>569345905You get trials and raids every major patch alongside CE and OC. Where is your PT 4 man clear? Have you finished the latest relic step? How about OC, how many phantom jobs have you leveled? Do you have any crafter relics?
>>569345804STOPPost a screenshot of what you're doing in game right now! Or who you're doing.
>>569346102I'll be praying for that too
Play FFXI
>>569346092Same answer as every other version of this question: they have specific people in mind that they wish were reaching out to them and it's just anonymous venting.
>>569345906I've seen raiders seethe about casuals, but it's been a LONG time. Usually it was related to relics, island sanctuary, or the early forays, but even those were hard to separate from normal complaints about kinda poorly thought out content and misplaced anger at bad systems
>>569346153No rustedhearts
>>569346102Bro it's easy you just go to the tower and you stand somewhere and then it's front or back or something and another tower and it's done. Baby mechanic for babies desu. I could solo it desu.
>>569346153keep it to yourself.
>>569346076wait but how will i find you to set up our eb ceremony if this is your last post...
>>569346153shut up, nigger, I already played that game 23 years ago. let me play with my new toys
>>569345906I'm a lot like >>569346038, but unlike him I do get bothered sometimes because it's obvious that a lot more time and attention goes into making content for seasonal raiders while everyone else who's caught up just stands around with their hands in their pockets. I don't direct my anger at raiders, though. I think this game just needs to allocate its resources better, or have more resources in general for the amount of revenue it produces.
Mo Fu x Saik'a Totsuukh (again)
>>569346127I believe I shall finish this on the morrow...
>>569346127logging in :)
>>569346153when they combine the subs I will
>>569346102Thank you for your loss :prayer:
>>569346127
>>569346127watching my friend make armor for another friend. It's a nice life here.
>>569346127i got bored of crafting so im afking on my front lawn until my friend logs in and we do 1 whole roulette together before logging off to play wow>>569346292giwtwm
>>569346184If they are looking for specific people then why bother adding a person after you already know they aren't the one you're looking for?
>>569346331Those are some huge tits!
anyone wanna give me 900 pots and 200 food
>>569346292>there's 7 data typesfuhI should have been doing this sooner...
>>569346076That's boring.Also i have no idea what the fuck you're talking about, just play the damn game.
>>569346119>OC>content crafted with carelol
>>569346119The trials were forgettable. The raids were mostly ass but the story was good. OC was phoned in. PT sucked and was clearable with brain damage. My relics are done on multiple jobs. All my phantom jobs were leveled on fates and CEs and it was boring as fuck and felt pointless because I didn't have an interest in smashing my head against FT's wall. I do have crafter relics yes, and the moon is shit full of bots and a gacha wheel reward system/weather based system that I have 0 interest in.
>>569346412what server are you on
>>569346412sent
>>569346346It's my first (and likely to be only) tool I have crafted, you do not wish you were me.What spec do you play in worlo.
>>569345804Spooky Club is currently ongoing we just started episode 1! Feel free to come in late
>>569346127Relaxing while I hydrate+wait this headache away then may craft more or visit a friend on 'Mung, or both
>>569346076I would legit kill myself if my wife were to stop posting
>>569346449Your thread enemy Fatfuck that’s a copypasta it’s not them
>>569346449fat retard
>>569346127Crafting....still...
>>569346331>Blahaj collectorA tranny hon is playing that character
>>569346238https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oh7qV6laGf4
>>569346513yea right schizo
>>569345906Because raiders make up at most 20% of the population and are directly responsible for most of the problems the game has.
pride parade tonight at idyllshire! be there or be square
>>569346102>typical ultimate raider enjoying his content
>>569346460Great! You've done everything! So now you can unsub and come back when there's something that piques your interest!
>>569346482i dont really like crafting but i feel obligated to do at least 1 relic so im still jealous...arms and brew
Come on... say what's on your mind. Huh? I'm listening.
I do not like the theme or aesthetics of cosmic exploration, so I will never touch it, even though it would benefit me greatly.
>>569346586I am a schizo and I am right
>>569346127I spent the day othergaming and just logged in to get a gander at how PF is looking
>>569346601is this the china meetup
>>569346656I'm kinda horny but I think I'll just plap tomrrow
>>569346597Raiders make up the majority of active players at max level. Most players haven't even finished the MSQ.
>>569346486I don't know who Late is, and I'd rather not cum in someone I don't know.
>>569346646Yeah man, I guess. God knows it's what most of my friends list has done already.
LINK THE FORSAKEN SIM
>>569345804Add this to the OP>June 19, 10:00 PM EDT - 1:00 AM EDT | Dynamis, Maduin, Lavender Beds W10 P33 | Juneteenth Block Party
Ello
>>569346127Trying to decide on which song rolls to trade with a gobbie.
>>569346656I'm thinking big Ravas
>>569346726nigga no one is going to this shit. its gimmicky and makes me want to vomit
>>569346238https://youtu.be/C4uUYgIqb7U?si=Klf9nEhsZg0P_sMy
>>569346793BIG ravas you say
>>569346656I THINK SHATTER SUCKS!
>>569346486too many schizos
My middie is like this
>>569346513>>569346563What kind of lame ass pasta is that? And why bother putting green cat with it?
>>569346701You're so wrong it's sad. The majority of active players, especially during downtime periods, are people like this >>569346726.
>>569346238https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4IMsI0R5qPw
>>569346656I'm sad and only come here to fake interactions with people so I don't kill myself for being so lonely
>>569346486Why are you starting episode 1 three hours late
Niniiii everyone>>569346238https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aW7YjOFEa0M
>>569346238https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=38zuyOfL0hI>>569346290Wha
>>569346726going to this to find a Nubian Queen to be my wife
>>569346701>they haven't finished the MSQhow'd they unlock the raids you fucking idiot
>>569346863We watched the pilot first, which is movie length
>>569346652I never played either of those, hope they're fun tho.
>>569346464nta but i'll take them if he doesn't want them
>>569346726My meena will go to rizz up all the african-coded black as night south Sudanese ravas
how come people who have been on balmung a decade less than i have can get a home but i still live in the gutter?
>>569346127trying to find something to watch>>569346238https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NmJN6Vqswbo
>>569346887goodnight adorable moonie /pet /pet
>>569346656We need more sillyposting.
>>569346238https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rDSvdhZasj4
>>569346656I'm having fun>>569346238https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P-j4e1yeQ7I>>569345863>>569346127
>>569346798stay mad wt
>>569346238https://youtu.be/KdapesR_R0c?si=yLISgkp5i1aJDx5j
I HATE GAMBLING
>>569346921Are you retarded?>>569346842Most gooners are raiders thougheverbeit
Should I mod the sunnie cat eyes onto my shotacat or leave him with plain generic eyes?
Its so easy>Someone says the most outlandish shit "Raiders make up the majority of max level players">Someone is clearly baiting to start drama>Someone is posting their ugly modbeast claiming it looks greatYou just press the button to hide their post
>>569346943they are thanks :)good luck on ur tool grind bro
>>569346798seething mayo
>>569346238https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QbcAAV09OwA
what are some times you acted like the jokester
>>569346238https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tK7BkJEYCPg
>>569347037>How can I make this about race?Typical
>>569346774
>>569347078>Most gooners are raiders thougheverbeitGod, I wish. I befriended some of these people and tried to just do a roulette with them. They were gaaaaaaaaarbage bro. They spend all their time in uldah/limsa/venues. They might as well not exist.
>>569346238https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g6UgxJtHIVY
>whole second day without phase 3 progressthis is going to be a long one
If every phase takes a day to prog at. This can probably take a weak for the first kill to happen.
>>569346830mine is a bit like this
>>569347117>Ask for people to pass on a dungeon item I wanted>It drops>I pass on it tooLOCK ME UP
>>569347078lets go back a step because what you said made no sensepremise>most people are raidersok>"Most players haven't even finished the MSQ."so which is it then
>>569346830my middie is like this: https://files.catbox.moe/9kmtua.mp4
>>569346709Okay. Be depressed somewhere else.
>>569346238https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ekC0nUAj60
>>569346238https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sCz5y84dwuA
>>569346238https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c7Y-WM_7EAE
>>569346830>>569347198>>569347250Mine is like this
>>569347117>Load into a duty>I don't "o/"SOMETHING DARK INSIDE OF ME STIRS
>>569347198I noticed females only really get horny when he is in his unwashed janny persona but don't care much when he is doing normal vidswhy are women like this?
>>569346830my moonie is kinda like this
>>569347117sometimes, when i'm feeling a little WILD, i'll still do my monk positionals, even though i know they got removed. Just a glimpse into my sick twisted world
>>569346726Are normies really advertising their twitch dj events here? What has happened to us?
>>569346701>players at max level =/= players who haven't cleared the msqLearn to read dumbass. No wonder you are a casual shitter.
>>569346127More moon crafting (not picrel) while I watch the end of the Dodgers game.>>569346238https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bOws7arB7IQ
>>569346238https://youtu.be/ECi690UsDBMfound this nice fanart while I was looking for a pic and it motivated me… I will try and finish a wip now, thank you garuda!!
>>569347246He said most active max level players are raiders.
>>569346238https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ErrlgLpLH8
>>569346656Missed my chance to say hi to my threadcrush but their eb is always next to them so its intimidating...
>>569347340because the unwashed janny is a surprise, the normal is boring
>>569347169Oh no menhera...
>>569346981https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KeI05l5M0Wk
>>569346238https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pINEQSUSKuc
>>569346460DT has some of the most fun trials in the game. You're a lunatic
>>569347285that song is frying me holy shit
>>569347340getting overpowered by a guy you underestimate is hot
>>569347373well what else are max level players going to do?! they don't give us any other food!!
>>569347117I open normal raid chests and then leave immediately
>>569347298WIFEIFEWIFEWIFEWIFWIFEWIFEWIFE WIFEEEEEEEEEE
>>569346127Fishing and playing FF Tactics remastered on my Deck. Do you think I should send this one to a moonie to rizz them up?
>>569346830>>569347198>>569347250>>569347304mine is like this thanks for asking
>>569346656I like you guys read my dumbass posts and indulge me
>>569347373There is zero evidence you can provide that suggests that most people who are subbed are savage raiders.
>>569347507need me some moongripper pics, man
do i have to play ff6 to clear umad
>>569346656My moonie is too big
>>569347574yea its mandatory and kefka will boot you from the instance
>>569347507No don’t send to him send to me instead I’ll appreciate it more than she ever would
>>569347167Called out. Show up to the block party so we can laugh at you in game too wite boi.
>>569347574spoilers but that's the entirety of phase 4, yeah
>>569346656Twin peaks is really good.
>>569347428I can't even remember the names of some of these post dt trials dude. Enuo just appears and you fight him and what does he even do, put aoes down? Shit's so boring bro. I'm really sitting here stretching my brain to try and come up with a DT trial fight where I really enjoyed it and would do it again just for fun and I fucking can't man, I'm sorry. I guess windward wilds was the only one I really enjoyed.
>Youtube autoplaying through FFXIV music>Fringes night theme comes on>Sudden memories of hanging out with friends in the overworld in Stormblood hits>Physical nostalgia pain in my chestEC will bring them back, right...?
>>569347298cutest rava here
>>569347250FARTING ON MY ROOMMATES DOOR HAW HAW HAW
>Set artisan to make 99 collectibles which will catapult this job by 25 levels>Tab out to watch a moviePurists could never
>>569346701I know at least a dozen niggas who are level 100 on multiple jobs without bothering to finish Stormblood and just play PVP all day instead.
>>569347078most gooners aren't raiders, but most raiders are gooners
>>569346238https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BvYuf4r-8xk
>>569346238https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rb0cTo_aVKA
>>569347429
>>569346656I wonder if mega raichu Y is going to be playable with 130 base speed or if it's going to be DOA. X will definitely see some play but it's stats are sort of abysmal.
>>569347656NOPE but that’s my opinion what do I know
Ok I get it now. I finally understand why everyone has such a gay boner for Emet.
i haven't been paying much attention to the raid. whats the current progress?
>>569347717My wife
>>569347117I tell the truth about everything, even if it's unpleasant or the thing that happened is improbable. No one ever believes me which makes it even more funny when the thing happens to them, too. You could say I'm a bit of an anti-jokester.
>>569347117>hit someone with my "Covering <t>!!!" macro>I'm playing BLM
>>569347771> 777 Lucky lucky
>>569346830My veena:
>>569347656>hanging out with friends in the overworldnobody does that
>>569347117Confidently going the wrong way in Alliance raids so that people who aren't paying attention go down in flames alongside me..I feel it deep within..It's just beneath the skin...I must confess that I feel like a monster...
>>569347668they can just pressing two buttons for their macros while they watch the movie.
>>569347774A team or two has figured out the puzzle to access p3, last I checked
>>569347117>get to Battle High 5>return to spawn and change jobs
>>569347352>monk positionals removeduh
>>569347117one time I said I was going to kill myself and then I didn't
>>569346127i am enjoying crafting :>>>569346238https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i2Owouevngg
>>569347771Woah there buddy my boner is completely hetero and straight
>>569347656EC will unironically be the golden age and renaissance for XIV
>>569347914so is it just the arrows and gravity aoes or is there more to it?
>>569347872*Loud toe sucking noises emanate from this image*
>>569346238https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hX0lhueeib8
These joker posts are the best thing that has come out of /xivg/ this year so far
duskwight malezen x wildwood femezen also duskie
>>569347774about 5 teams are hardstuck 30s into phase 3
>>569347846
>>569347898>Having to press buttonsCouldn't be me
>>569347965SIS?
>>569347965umm sis?
>>569347937>60 potency difference for landing the positional>no in game sound effect to verify a good hit>no in game visual effect either>just the knowledge on a spreadsheet that you did it right just remove this shit already
Show characters who would blow a horse
>>569347965You could have dogmoonied yourself, but this is way hotter...
>>569347965Wow that’s a lot of cum!
>>569347978Couldn't tell you. I'm not following it closely enough to know specifics.
>>569347937Probably talking about their old positionals. You used to have to move from flank to rear every gcd
>>569347563:3
can I redo my garuda i wanna change it to magical destroyer's ed
>>569347965Does she like maleraen?
>>569347937DK, boot, twin, and snap ALL had positionals lil gup. SB might have been before your time, but me? I'm still IN those trenches. I'm STILL thinking about TK. I'm STILL fighting that war
>>569347871Proof?
I am not giving dance partner to a male character.
>>569348035They literally said in the Evercold panel that they intent to make more impactful visual/sound cues when you hit a proper positional
>>569347996i like to think that there's mod detection in the fight and kefka won't let you pass if anyone in the raid fails the check
>>569348035I was surprised when I started to try out melees that there's no real feedback for hitting a positional, so I grabbed a plugin that would give me some so I knew
>>569346238https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lMtKCTyiOko
>>569348145please please please PLEASE?
>>569347965damn what did i miss
>>569347117I opened the game with the official launcherTHROUGH STEAM
>>569348012What is a juggalo?He ain't a bitch boy, he'll walk to the hills and beat down a rich boy.
>>569348156thank god dude, i must've missed that somewhere
>>569348145im giving dance partner to a fellow male character then
>>569347978From what I heard mog talk briefly explaining, both tricks in P1 required to get past the fake end for p2:1. Have to continually pass the rot-esque explosion debuff applied in the tower-lasers part, and not let it just fall off until it's been applied to all players/end of p1.2. Have to place and use *all* arrow markers, not allow any to expire or be cancelled out
>>569348145Jokes on you, that look of disgust and disdain is part of the thrill.
>>569348145I am. My femlala cheers for cool melee dudes to do their best.
>>569348204Rikka Tsurugi getting their back blown out in 4K
>>569346656I want to fuck a transra and give her a girlgasm.
>>569348261Did it smell like cum and weed?
>>569346898Cute cat
>>569347797post character
>>569346238https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oZZwVJAcbqU
>>569347137post this woobra's
>>569348261but that femra doesn't have a penis
>>569348324looks underaged, but as expected of a pedo
>>569348348Why do you keep forcing this meme...
>>569348324Did you plap that cat too?
Why was FRU more popular than UMAD?
>>569348278Whore
>>569348375idek their name in game and wdym too...
>>569348326Wtf???Can't i wife post anonymously
>>569348137you're just gonna have to take my word for it
>>569348412because it and m4s were piss easy
>>569348412was easier
>>569348412lesbians
>>569346238https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EV8Cr-TNMtU
>>569348412transbian fight for raidtrannies
>>569348412i dont think it was though
>>569346238https://youtu.be/i0a_byXMLqU
>>569347965xaelabull like this for my femraen...
>>569347117I do the dance emotes that correspond to nightlife on top of peoplewith no mods installed /laugh
>>569348412Easier, more people cleared, anything related to shadowbabs and covid is going to catch the most attention when it comes to XIV.
>>569348412due to how far in the expansion we are there are fewer players around.
>>569348443post her come on
farming eureka crystals feels very dated
Stupid erotic bitches!!!
I am entering Day 4 of no more smoking and its driving me insaneI have not slept in almost 26 hours, I am in bed resting but I am awake and unable to sleep because my brain Is so used to being sedated.
AH GOD I FINALLY FUCKING GOT ONEI WILL IMMEDIATELY LOSE THIS ONE STAR BUT I FINALLY FUCKING GOT ONE
my meena is like this
>>569348482cute gray wife...
>>569348628haven't run into this issue in final fantasy 14 personally
>>569348583>herah!
>>569348628for me when I quit it was the headachesI used to smokeI still do but I used to too
>>569348412Earlier in the expansion cycle so people weren't burnt out by Yawntrail.M4S easier.The excitement was bigger.
>>569348762why did he get saline ball injections
>>569348737Serrit....
Goodnight bros
>>569348762why do you guys like this weird shit
>>569348653Why do you queers wait until the most unholy, midnight-hours to play PVP instead if playing when you get home from work, like normal people?
>>569348653Climbing out of unranked then through bronze, silver, gold, and platinum was a hellish struggle. Even diamond and crystal is a toss-up sometimes but lower ranks is just a painful experience if you consistently play well but your teammates are too heavy to carry.
>>569348823work?
>>569348823because I was doing stuff with friends. Ranked is the mode where I go to grind myself into paste that I may remake myself
>>569348372?
>>569341271>someone in the general once told me that they're tired of seeing not-masculine races larping as being masculine gigachads>didn't believe them at first>saw this in the last threadMaybe that anon had a point after all...
>>569348412Because lets be honest. Nobody cares about le wacky clown. Most people playing XIV didnt play anything before FF7. Its a silly meme ultimate with too much lolsorandom difficulty. FRU was based on something everyone played in the game itself and a much better spectacle at that.
>>569348820Frencord ebins are different breed
>>569348808goodnight santa
>>569348823normal people have things to do when they get home
Good night /xivg/
>>569346656This is embarrassing but I lost the stylus to My DS My DSiAnd 3DS
>>569348936What defines a race as masculine? Total muscle mass? Beard size? Body hair isnt canon so it cant be that.
>>569348823I play PVP before bed because whenever I get angry I get really really tired and it helps me fall asleep faster.
>>569348939There's 7000 people watching the race on the frostmog twitch stream right now
>>569348653>dyingnoob. >>569348870just don't die, take all the aggro, never die with all the hate on you, and crush the weaker enemy
>>569346656i'm wondering if my choice to be a lala is actually hurting my ability to find and keep friends in the game
happy pride month to this faggot
>>569348939
>>569345954is that the korean version of the la noscea server in china?
>>569348970yeah and those people aren't posting here, are they
>>569348936That's a skinwalk post, that miera has a monogamous EB. The point still stands though, just wanted to clarify
>>569349000stop putting them up there, anon...
>>569349029>just don't die
can we make a new balmung fc? one for alts, transfers, anyoneit's silly that we don't have a proper large FC here for /xivg/ anymore
>>569348412I think a big part of it is just the boss chosen. FRU has to do with characters that are actually in this setting. Who the fuck cares about some random clown from an entirely different game.
>>569349080goalposts
Anyone else think Zepla shaved her head?
couple of dudes buttblasted by kefka in here rn
>>569348797
>>569349190yeah go for itdandy core yum etc are all inactive
my femlala went to take a sip of her dr pepper can and saw the lid and inside was covered in ants after, so she is considering ending it all
>>569349190>>569349190>it's silly that we don't have a proper large FC here for /xivg/ anymorethere's a reason
>>569349064I guess it's the most populous server in Korea.Even La Noscea has never had this peak number of players in Cosmic exploration Koreans are going all out for world first this time
I give upending it all
Skipping Four Lords+Tenzen as an ultimate was a massive mistake. I know it. You know it. We all know it.
>>569349001I think it's a case by case thing. That is definitely NOT the standard Miera so I think it counts. Shirtless and muscled and trying to defy their stereotype.>>569349118Oh my. I feel like Buster from Arthur. I can't believe people would do that, just go on the internet and pretend to be someone else (tell lies).
>>569349190/xvig/ cannot play nice with each other and have proven time and time again that they would rather set themselves on fire than deal with unpleasant emotions like adults
I have made a Malera on Balmung and he is taking besties applications! If you are interested here are the follow requirements they are bendable it doesn't to be all of them some are okay!>1)You must message at least once day even if it's just a quick "Hello Daddy!">2)Someone who would want to do gangbangs>3)Help relieve the party after MSQ dungeons/trials/raids>4)Must like PvP so I can competitively spitroast you>5)Would like to do other content like actually playing the fucking video game from time to time.>6)Likes to yap and maybe afk or watch stuff together
My femra loves femezen and hrothgals... They should post more. I feel low energy tonight
>>569349364>t. suzaku
>>569348762giwtwm
face 2 dunesfolk femlala here
>>569349163trading kills is almost always bad if you're the strongest player in the game and you aren't trading your life to immediately win the game
>>569349337Dont do it sis!!!!
>>569349257You don't have boobs though
>>569349029Bro I'm at my peak again you can never bring me down.
>>569349405face3 here
>>569349460i bet you'll get to plat in 50 victories.
face 1 plainsfolk femlala heeeeeeere~
>>569346238https://youtu.be/tRDb5TKAS-k>>569348482hell yeah, the Salvatore Ganacci
>>569349487You got a little something on your nose, riiiiight... theereee.*rubs your nose vigorously*
>>569349364Now that you know they aren't doing them chronologically, there's nothing stopping them from going back to making it
>>569349535
>>569346656I'm in the process of emotionally distancing myself so I stop desiring an EB...
>>569349487*presses your forehead button*
I want to kill myself... i hate waking up and living a life i don't want
>>569349376Its like 5 people that ruin every event for everyone else. There are xivg syncshell chats that have been running for months with no drama, because the people who have invite rights know the schizos and don't let them in
Red alert on Leviathan, Primal
>>569346835didn't say this but I was looking a bit disrespectfully at your belly earlier
>>569349487>face 3>those glassesI know who you are
>>569349583Whats WRONG sis???
I don't want a giant mutant frog to swallow me and digest me alive for days.
>>569349407I rarely die, but sometimes you get teammates that refuse to abuse line of sight, press guard, focus bursts for staggered kills, or use purify. All you can do is gg and go again. I've even tried mirroring bad teammates to capitalize on their poor game sense but they're magically nowhere in queue afterwards or suddenly remember that they have skills that are vital to their kits if they are on the enemy team.
>>569349535/smooch
>>569349557>>569349573>>569349650. . .
>>569346238It's an ahaha.wav kind of nighthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mcG0nYC89tQ
>>569349190I made an fc but I dont want the crazies and drama fags in it..... or anyone... i just want to disappear
>>569345863yes please>>569346127keeping out of trouble and not upsetting anybody>>569346238https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UID8iqR3G5k>>569346656>enduring friendships are way harder to find, earn or maintain, than thattotal anchor domination
>>569349531I doubt it. It took me 20 some odd matches to get here again.
>>569349740Maybe upon further reflection you shouldn't have been the one to have made the FC.
>>569346238https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xp2VcS1WSvE
>>569349487based
>>569349793Tbh I only made it cus my friend has a pipe dream of being a sub barron on balmung, not really for xivg
>>569349861ily
>>569349861>Pink BeanIs your lala excited for MS Classic?
>>569349861My WIFE/smooch /pet /pet /pet /hug /embrace /dote
>>569346238https://youtu.be/Pav2f4b-1ZE
>>569349883sounds like he's off to a good start if he's already got you
>>569349026FRU had way more viewers at this point in time of the prog.
>>569349938Yu Yun isnt ebed you cant do that
>>569349616How disrespectfully?
>>569349764i don't doubt it. if it took you 20 games to get 5 wins you'll play another 180 games to get 50 victories and in that amount i actually think you'll have some winstreaks and it may take less than 180 games! anyways i honestly think gold or plat in 50 games is good progress and you can do it.
>>569346238https://youtu.be/oYwL-FzFDKQ?si=Pyq0mH_pxFUWQv8j
>>569349975.....
>>569349589It is much more than 5 people, but those 5 people tend to shoulder most of the blame because they make convenient scapegoats for other people's bad behavior. An uncomfortable truth that people here love to ignore is that the schizos are sitting next to them, it's just that their targets have learned to avoid reminding them that they exist and avoid large groups.
>>569349963ANOTHER NIGHT ANOTHER DREAM BUT ALWAYS YOU
what should i wear as a kefka glam
>>569350016Thanks. That feels me with a little confidence, I'll go to bed today with a little pep in my step.
>>569346701lol
>>569346254it was not meant to be>>569346501that's probably the stupidest thing i have ever heard
>>569347340It's because all women that descended from Eve carry the guilt of committing the original sin. It is hard coded in their genetics. they WANT to be punished for causing humanity to be expelled from the Garden.
My femra is like this
>>569346331the 'funniest' thing will always be trannies obsessed with having huge tits. disgusting agp fucks.
>>569345863yeah sure hi
>>569349975Actually destroyed jesus.
>>569350210My femra hopes those produce 2%...
my femra is like this
>>569348412Because everyone likes FRU p1
>>569346830my middie is EXACTLY like this https://files.catbox.moe/4c2zql.mp4
>>569349190I've been asking the thread if someone could make Balter but if you want to make a new Balmung FC for people to join and have fun i'll help you do it!
>>569350119the glam set from pilgrim's traverse
>>569350290My moonie is like this
glasses or nah? they feel a little too chuddy, in that I feel it makes me look too much like the chudjak.
>>569349318there's a global ranking across the different versionshttps://cosmic.chalk.moe/KR's Carbuncle is mogging everyone, but Faerie and Cactuar are competitive with the other KR serversCN's La Noscea isn't even in the running
>>569350397FUCK YOU FAT MOTHERFUCKERI FUCKED YOUR BITCH
>>569350223but i love huge titsin h doujins that i enjoy in the privacy of my own home
Hello/wave
>>569350234kill youself tranny
>>569346238https://youtu.be/uJbyviZSvHI?si=QZTZ1vVg3VXGtqyH
>>569349456guess i gotta get em from someone else
>>569347634>the autistic man eating furry is watching the same incredibly dated, now obscure show the exact time i decided to watch it for the first timegonna kms
>>569350479Rape
>>569350465No thanks I'm a grown ass man
me femra is a native resident of yikes-ville.. she's sorry
>>569350504man-eating should be hyphenated
>>569346238https://youtu.be/0Hr00AfSxNI
did u guys love my song
>>569346238https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zAxmIYzK2zc
>>569350581grim
>>569350584let me tell you where you can stick that hyphen
>>569350210Built in every conceivable way for a raen bull
>>569350448TAKE MONEYTAKE MONEY
>>569350601big fan of your toon and your tune
>>569348939I know it's bait but people who started during SHB actually do think like this.
>>569345954>>569349318>>569350426>Over 60% of FFXIV's Korean playerbase is femaleThat's it I'm learning Korean and making a korean ffxiv account. Later losers.
>>569350601Yeah. I put all your songs in a playlist babe.
>>569350601if it was the song that i linked then yeah i liked it a lot
>he's not part of the cliqueshell where everyone is enjoying themselvesThis is how you find out that you're the schizo
>>569350195I started dating my boyfriend because he is nice and kind to people even if they're unimportant to him or can't give him anything and he makes me laugh without it being at anyone's expense.
>>569350684>korean womenhow do we tell him?
face 1 femraenyippiiieee!!
>>569350482How are you not pregnant yet bro.
>>569350674Nobody like me troon toon's tune
>>569350234do they have a penis?
>>569350684The female disparity is also why their pvp scene is just endlessly running circles around each other until the game times out.
>>569350739You're thinking about thailand
>>569350775Nyo
>>569350772i liked your rhyme.
>>569350772which one did your dogoonie post
>>569350601no I only ever listen to my own one
>>569350527Bro she is raping you, there's no way you could handle that much woman
>>569350639I'm just saying
>add the new non glowy kefka weapons>but still not the normal version of the top weaponsfinna hate this damn game bros!!!!
>>569350808Oh no I'm not.
>>569350710holy shit spooky
>>569350846Theyre super fucking weird about ultimate weapons. Still don't have weapons for newer jobs in legacy ults.
>>569346238https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HwNNQ4tNuBw
>>569350739I don't understand.
Self harming again award...
>>569350674>>569350690:D>>569350713>>569350834D:
>>569350846just do top lil nigga
>>569350601no hot chip
>>569349563. . .>>569349691/smooch
>>569350906Or the EX weapons. I don't give too much of a shit as they'll probably look bad. But we still don't even have all the ShB EX weapons lol
me when uhh.. yeah ok
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/HJ7ISgSbMAAra9W?format=jpg&name=large
>>569350717I'm synced with my girlfriend because hers are the only mods I want to see.
>>569350234
>>569350426I guess China's too busy with Kefka after getting world first twice in a row. Koreans are just used to the grindI heard rumors that people are transferring to the top server just to help out, while Chinese servers are still completely fucked over when transferring >>569350684Are you gonna become a Korean citizen too, that's the big thing that blocks most people being able to waltz in there and make an account>>569350803trvthnuke
do male midlanders like femezen
>>569351050my middie in the middle
>>569351003My current copium headcanon is that they're holding off on glowy sos ex weapons because the non glowy ones will be the base for the weapons from the shb story ultimate.
>>569351021I do the same thing. My gf has taste, these freaks are unhinged
>>569350082SOMEBODY SCREEEEEEAAAAAAMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Vd91qMiVRk
>>569350710Lol it's pirate clark from the backrooms
holy moly
>>569350313I'd like one, but not really interested in running itare you up for being the owner?
Remus Anima
>>569350838thank-you for "just saying"
>>569350837Nothing will stop my lalaboy's 2 incher
>>569349809She's so pretty
>>569351152it feels so cathartic
>>569351079>Korean citizenWait you have to be a citizen of a country just to play their version of the game? Honestly, sounds so kino would be so nice on NA.
>>569351089That spot is reserved for me lala
>>569350927You should be self loving instead... maybe even with my encouragement..
>>569351165I mean I could but I don't know if people want a literal who as the owner.
>>569351217I think they gonna put a few inches in you bro.
>alt-tabbed shitposting in thread>tab back in>someone is giving me all of their gil and said they're quitting the gameRandom but I guess free gil is free gil
>>569350927What's wrong, anon? What made you do that
Fools. You should keep at least one stack of your favorite dye color so in 10 years from now you can post a screenshot and say "You might be old, but are you THIS old?"
>>569350925Korean women are turbo feminazisLike genuinely retarded feminism where they think all men are Indians
>>569351289its because of draconian internet tracking laws. you need the equivalent of a korean SSN to make an account. It's doable anywayt. played old MonHun MMOs with /v/ and some anon had a suspicious amount of korean SSNs laying around.
>Laying in bed scratching his belly all daygiwtwm
Goodnight /xivg/My head may be full of thoughts but i’m going to bed with a genuine smile on my face for once in a long time
>>569351079the population balance in China is so fuckedonly 3/28 worlds are at stage 825/28 are all at stage 5, same as our dynapiss worlds
>>5693504Thanks for the laugh!
>>569351434lol no one will be playing this game in 10 years!
>>569349271core is active but the thread hates it
>>569351434Fool! those are material yearnings. You'll never escape samsara like that
>>569351457Nini
>>569351289It's government-mandated for age restrictions, identity theft prevention, and supposedly prevents anonymous cyberbullying.
>>569351434I sent some to a few of my friends before the update...
Where are all the kittens and lowlanders at tonight?
>>569351481>>569350504Dunno how i fucked that up so bad but still thanks for the laugh!
>>569351457Glad to hear it, here's for many more days of that /toast
>>569351437heck even all our NA SSNs and names got leaked in the last decade. it's not a secure way of identifying people.
really wish i was raiding kefka right now
>>569351359if anything having it be a literal who is better than having it be a "known" person
Really wish I was raiding Kefka's panties right now
>>569351720Okay do you want to like meet up and brainstorm some FC idea names or how do we go about this?
>>569351642what made you want to watch it anywayi just heard fire walk with me somewhere and wondered what it meant
>>569351474It really is and that's why the chinese producer delayed the cross-dc for years but it just exacerbated the problem once it was finally outHonestly the Chinese are the reason why they finally developed the cross-DC pf/df
this place sucks
Really wish I was kefka right now
Really wish I had a femra gf right now
>>569351436
>>569351359that's way more desirable than an ebin or attention whore
>>569351690did you see the part in p3 where kefka goes supersaiyan and starts dashing everywhere
>>569351802Sorry, chuddite, thats the best exploration zone in the game. Thats it. Thats the peak.
me sunnie is like this
>>569351774Spooky Club!
>>569351889link?
>>569346238https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g6VsG4OXjL8
kefka kinda hard...
>>569351720>>569351859Matcha is Macchi, you retards
>>569351859I don't know if you were the original anon or the other guy is but I replied here >>569351769
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>>569349892ily2>>569349905Yeah! She is! I heard we're getting a 2nd beta, I wish they would release the game already. But I was playing royals with a friend to fill in that void.>>569349938/hug /joy
>>569345863
>>569347656For me its Rhalgar's reach night. But yea, I feel ya. None of my friends that played during Stormblood play anymore. I havent seen half my FC since like 6.2 or .3 either.
>>569351936he has schrodinger's erection leave him alone
>>569351904This better either be AI or that was a disarmed/prop grenade or I am about to get very angry.
>>569351931hrt status?
>>569351769I haven't made my alt yet, but we can do that sometime, or just discuss the rules hereshould be pretty basic stuff imo
>>569351931now that balmung is open can we EB?
>>569352005the camera was intact enough to give you the video so i would assume the cat is fine
>>569352052Anyone involved in any drama or schizo posts shouldn't be allowed in, they'll just bring drama to the FC
>>569351943I am now scared
>>569352005Oh its a smoke not a flashbang nevermind
>>569351943Welcome to Jenova!Welcome to FINAL FANTASY XIV!* The Make It Rain Campaign seasonal event is underway until Jun. 24, 2026 14:59 (GMT)/Jun. 24, 2026 15:59 (BST)/Jun. 25, 2026 0:59 (AEST).
Remus should be the leader of the new balmung fc
>>569352137Don't worry, I'm just here for beet sugar
>>569351931my golem wife's main.
>>569352179Market on, finder of the best deals
why do you hate me when we never even had a conversation
>>569351931jaw dropped
>>569348939I dont give a fuck about the first or eden
>>569352274BUILT FOR MEENAS
>>569351906is that a youtube channel
My femlala is owed a good licking *there* after making good UMAD prog...
>>569352052Are you planning to make them soon tonight? Also what we feeling for an FC name? Something memey like Clover or Tripcodes or something more original?
>>569352274show +
>>569352426LEAF
Meenas? MEENAS? You call yourself a MEENA?? BWUAUAAAHAHAHA
>>569352274Built to be bullied by my kitten.
>>569352425My male middie will give her the reward she deserves
>>569351945I hope the next one is Open Beta so that unlucky people like myself can still play. I also want that Mark of the Beta (I saw in a Johawk clip that they are considering adding them to Classic).
>>569346238https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZdeXg7abuPs
>>569352426ANON
>>569352512Waiting...
>>569352491We can use that as the tag <LEAF>>>569352565this one is cute but it would give us away
>>569352592i still miss <leaf>...
>>569346238https://www.youtube.com/live/sNuqHu0SkQ8?is=FiRWX6uq0ZWyQtu1
>>569346683Yes
>>569346238https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iOFKU_hwj2o
>>569351434>implying THAT'S oldBehold. I'm beyond Unc, I'm a grandpa.
>>569352378>• June 3, 9:00 PM EDT | Primal, Famfrit, Lavender Beds W15 P20 | Spooky Club: Twin Peaks >>568995926 You goof ball! Read the OP!
Spooky club was amazing, full house, great feature as well.
So what do you do after you finish the relics
I am a femlala whose nickname was Sperm Bank in her previous static...
>>569352757you finally play the game
>>569352757cum
>>569352757more relicsc
>>569352757grind up the tool mastery points
>>569352757make me 900 pots for my kefka prog
>>569352668leafbros...i still have a crush on our fc leader...
>>569352373>>569352428>>569352495
>>569352778What's your nickname in your current static?
>>569352823For an ugly little tabletop item? No thanks. At least the normal 500k achievement gave a mount.
>>569352491>>569352592pretty sure that one is takenANON would be nice
>>569352895Cute Onahole
>>569352703this is so funny.it's like if the china server had a ruby ridge
>>569352908tags can't be taken only FC names can
>>569352778They call my femlala all kinds of things in her static. They call her doorway. They call her pink dress. They call her gogo nuts.
>>569352778>>569352919giwtwm
I love femlalas but they don't love me....
>>569352575https://files.catbox.moe/7l9bsl.jpgYou did so good today
>>569348412The first tier of the Arcadion was the easiest one the game ever had and the one people cleared the most, many new raiders rode that high thinking they could do FRU, which ended up being one of the easiest Ultimates as well
my pathetic femlala yearns for the tender caress of a lover.... but instead she only gets the harsh abuse for failing to do the most basic menial tasks...
>>569353059Same...
>>569352274Hello my fiera wife how are you doing?
>>569353059>>569353119Same...My femlala doesn't understand how other femlalas are always surrounded by them but my femlala is always lonely...
I was disappointed when kefka was revealed to be the theme. Same vibe as when a dlc fighter you didn't want gets revealed for smash.
>>569353115She's so pathetic that she's gonna melt immediately once she gets just a tiny bit of tender love
>>569353184SameI was really really hoping for SHB MSQ ultimate so bad
>>569352964This is actually in the Taiwan server, although I do believe Typhon is doing it too (since a lot of Taiwan guys play on that world)
My progression? Valigarmanda cleared, progging Everkeep.
my femlala is on her third monster energy drink of the day and has yet to feel any sort of buzz
>>569346238https://youtu.be/xJRtclcaYkw?si=WKTzEkUDQZ38IEwZ
>>569353224Honestly same
my thighlander missed her thighlander wife, but she'll see her tomorrow morning and they'll prog UMAD together...
>>569353239bro give me a ride of your time machine
>>569350710there i am......
My femra yearns for brown catboys
>>569353235Taiwanese people are so funnylove those guys
>>569353161That's my wife. I chatted with them earlier.
>>569353239My progression? Dick Brambles in E9S
>>569350028>>569350479... Wanna be friends?
Well, that was a fun spooky night. Had a good time watching Twin Peaks. Its every Wednesday right?
>team marks enemies>they dont even attack them
>>569352538Me too, I would love to get that sweet bandana. Fingers crossed we both can get it!
>>569353313You’re both grown ass men and one of you is a pedophile
my bf will be doing dmu with his static every night this week and it's so hard not to feel like i'm watching from the cuck chair. he offered to pf with me but he's already so much further than me in just one session with his group and i don't want to burn him out since i'm kind of a slow learner. there's also other girls in his static and it makes me want to spiral but i can't say anything because i know i'm in the wrong and i don't want to sound like the crazy girlfriend. i feel lonely when he's gone, i don't even want to prog
i can't believe saran is on the jp world first team poikos
>>569346238https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AzsiE44Lz_w
>>569346238https://youtu.be/vZGgZotzvXs
>>569350193>that's probably the stupidest thing i have ever heardWell I'm probably the stupidest person you've talked to
yay
My moonie is taking her eb through MSQ, we just met estinian for the first time
>>569353260lay off the cheeseburgers buddy
Me femra yearns for having a raspberry cider in the sun and there's cute birds chirping
>>569346238https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rje_WMnNwog
>>569353504+1,000,000 gil
>>569353504i dont care if something good happened to you it should have happened to me
>>569353348From what Hell crawled thee, by what wretched hond wrought thee?
>>569353456damn this niggas so deep into cuckholdry hes envisioning ultimate prog as sex
>>569353525It's my god given right to eat double cheeseburgers.
>>569353560meh>>569353563Always gamble
>>569353456It's dangerous because there's a lot of guys who get really close to the girls in their static and vice versa, after spending so much time progging together... you should've taken the offer even if it was slower, if he loved you he would've enjoyed the prog with you even if it took him longer.You might try to be supportive and just welcome him back as soon as he's done raiding for the night but it doesn't take away that feeling, I know because I've been there... you're not crazy, it's a very common feeling
Heh.... later losers
>>569353456Im on the same boat and im patiently waiting for guides/toolboxes to be out before suggesting my EB to pf together since he’s doing his own prog with his static and I don’t wanna disturb himI give you a big hug, find something to focus on while he’s away and it’s gonna be over before you know it
>>569353450;)
>>569353560is the tranny spider already that worthless
>>569346238https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HO-oH4ltLU0
Je come back
>>569353456Skill issue. My boyfriend is progging and streaming it to me while I cheer him on and support him because he's better at combat games than I am while he always needs my help whenever we play puzzle games and other slow genre games.
>>569353769says who
>>569353726Gacha Wheel stuff always plummets firstthen the Cosmocredit stuff and then the Token mount
wtf why do so many of you have bfs...
what if you could like... hit me as hard as you can for each time i have wronged youin final fantasy 14
Does this glam look okay? It's for BLM..
>>569353843Then I couldn't hit you, silly
>>569353753You probably give amazing handjobs
>>569353836its a chaser gameits not fucking hard to find one
>>569353803No im saying come back if he sees ththat messageJOROSH CCOME BACK NOWO
>>569353836Stop saying this..It makes femlalas like me feel worse for not having one...
>>569353857ugly ugly ugly
>>569353836i only have the indomitable femra spirit
>>569353857stop trying to use the fishnets with everything, its a noob trap
>>569353889>its not fucking hard to find oney-yeah...>>569353894i don't have a bf either...>>569353916you too huh?
>>569353890Yeah and i'm saying who is saying
My lalaboy offers a slice of his homemade ice cream pizza.
>>569353836if you want a boyfriend it's really really easyit's only hard if you want to be the boyfriend
>>569353923fag?
my femlala? taking a quick nap that definitely won't last 11 hours. good night...
>>569353836It's easy if you're brave enough to sit down and have an adult conversation about your feelings with someone you genuinely enjoy spending time with and who makes you want to be better for them.