Previous: >>569344740>Global Game NewsTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineLink your account to Cygames iDCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_enCurrent Scenario: Make A New Track aka "Trackblazer"Current Rate Up: Inari One (3*), SSR Sakura Chiyono O, SSR Admire VegaCurrent CM: Gemini Cup - Tokyo Turf 1600m Mile/Left/Spring/Sunny/FirmCurrent Event: The Promised Hour>Schedulehttps://files.catbox.moe/uljfzl.jpg 06/04 - Sweep Tosho (3*), Taiki Shuttle (SSR), Oguri Cap (SR)06/04 - Fuji Kiseki's Showtime Event06/07 - New Legend Races06/11 - Camping Mejiro Dober (3*), Camping Taiki Shuttle (3*), El Condor Pasa (SSR), Matikanetannhauser (SSR)06/11 - Search! Solve! Summer! Story Event06/18 - Air Shakur (3*), Air Groove (SSR), Gold City (SR)06/21 - Cancer Cup - Medium/Right/Summer/Wet/220006/25 - Seiun Sky (3*), Narita Brian (3*), Throne (SSR Group), El Condor Pasa (SR)https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Wedding Manhattan Cafe (3*), Wedding Gentildonna (3*)New Scenario "Rasshai! Tracen-ken" announced>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between servers)Starting guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalRace Analysis Tool & CM Datahttps://hakuraku.moe/umalogsRace Simulatorhttps://umalator.appFind networks if your region is blocked from the gamehttps://www.umavpn.topSeiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUmamusume Birthday Calendarhttps://ウマ娘.攻略.tools/events/birthdayUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyzCustom Stickershttps://schizo.farm/resources/stickersFind borrowshttps://chronogenesis.net/friend_search
Tell me one good reason why I shouldn't have sex with Tazuna right now.
>>569366391She's 78
U mama? More like my mama
Wonder of Umama
Good morning bros
>>569366419and?
>>569366519Good morning
>>569366519Good morning Pearl anon!
>>569366519Good morning bwo
is shichi story really this ntr
It is the Rice Hour
>>569366519Hi
Sugar Lights bouncing on my lap
>>569366670Ugly especially the left one
today I will find a cute anon to love bomb and maybe make a pull plan.
>>569366714making pull plans is fun!
good morningi haven't made any aces for CM14
gemini team status?
do I do my fan runs or pick up the pen again
>>569366691She's paralyzed. Her palms would probably dig into your skin as she lifts herself up.
Still lovebombing doko
>>569366693wtf bwo
>>569366793>1200x3 with complete golds or a weaker one that lucked out mile Shaha.....
>>569366693where's the oguri cryer....
>>569366876mile s is like half a length, take the other one
>>569366804It's cuter when she struggles
A new club during MANT? Yes that's right, ExcelUma (4/30) is looking for new members to join in its journey to be a comfy B-B+ club.>relaxed time during MANT>interested in competing for CM>no need to grind fans with no quota>a place to discuss f2p decks and goofy career runs>into spreadsheet autismthere will be gibs this month but as to how many is still unknown. Club ID588536995
>>569366745I am looking forward to it even though I know there's a very low chance of me still playing this 3 years from now and I'm starting with no savings
morning musume
>>569366961>4/10what the fuck happened to you guys
>>569366925it's actually even smaller since the better statted has spring runner x2 alongside fcd
>>569365429>found anon>late King works>he podium'd I KNEEEEL
>>569367034you were in that match? O_o
I love my beautiful wife Tachyon
>>569367025It says right there that they're a new club bro.
>Fast learner proc>Use all clocks before senior yearobviously
>>569367031then why the fuck are you asking nigger
>>569367059Yeppers I was the host>>569366770>>569367012Good morning bwos
>>569366580>>569366587>>569366615>>569366670Good morning!
>>569367094I'm anxious ok
I have to go get breakfast and socialize so pre-emptive symboli kris sex
>>569367078what you didn't start making the runs safe buy buying skills and getting enough stam/power/speed?
>>569366519'migo
>>569367183you called?
>>569366519
>>569367387the first one got a chuckle out of me but this one isnt it
>>569367387My fucking sides at the last panel
>>569367387trying too hard
>>569367220you're quick
>>569367387The last 2 panels got a laugh out of me
>>569367426I didn't know Pearl was a reference for yaoi manga
>>569367113longshot, but did you used to obsessively play Aion?
>>569367387I like it
>>569367665RICE
>>569367665and since it is the Rice hour, only Rice's vote counts
>>569367387I found it funny
>>569367632Did try the game but didn't play obsessively. Noppers.
>>569367387I think the joke insists upon itself.
>>569366670These toys are cute but they're much too chatty
>>569367665Rice wouldn't say this.
>>569366961invite some randos from your follows bro so the club is at least 14/30 you're really making this hard for yourself
I don't even know whether my club has any openings in it
>>569367387Gold.
>>569367387lmao
Could Rice beat Homelander in a fight?
Who gave her a sword
https://x.com/i/status/2062373306603323463open the link to see something nice
here's my opening*spreads ass*
is 1800m divisible by 4
>>569368083You're on thin ice
You guys are fucking retarded.
>>569368141If you forfeit then yes
>>569368141nyeppers
>>569366391I see it...
>>569368141I don't know why but this post made me laugh
>>569368168No I'm not, I'm still a virgin
>>569368168my trainee isn't retarded she just has autism
>>569368141i'll have to ask vf about this one
>>569368083my pov
Pig here, Windy!*oinks*
>>569368141maybe
>>569368160what's wrong?
>>569368280B-BUHIII
Let's talk power levels. Which uma musume is the the best at racing?
>>569366961>>569367025These guys are fucking retards who doesnt want to fill up higher tier clubs in a dying game.
>>569366961Just an unfortunate timing really. We're dying in MANT
wahey
>>569368321Spe is the best racist
>>569368481Kill yourself.
>>569368321hmmm I don't carehow about which uma is best at fucking instead
>>56936808367
>>569368540These are the same question. Choose carefully.
>>569368540Cafe and Tachyon are awarded with the fucker of the year award so yeah
>>569368481
>>569368242Ogurin?
>>569368481Go off queen
what's LOH
>>569368540Tachyon never actually feared getting her legs blown out, she was just getting plowed so much at night that she couldn't run in the morning.
>>569368787League of Heroes
>>569368540Unlike the others, Tazuna can't get in the way of you fucking Maruzen or CB since they live off-campus
Please give Taiki a coke.
>>569368856but what does it entail
>>569368901competitive team trials event
>>569368901I dunno
>>569368895I'LL GIVE HER A COCK
>>569368540Dober
>>569368540ramonu
>>569368969I'm gonna fuck this pink thing
>>569368998I love gen alpha humour so much my fellow umadacchi
>>569368969this otaku really owes me sex
>>569368998Never post this again
>>569368895I'LL GIVE HER A CAKE
>>569368895is Pepsi OK?
>>569369125how is making a desert pizza in a middle of a race going to make her faster
>>569369125as italian i forgive her for her sins because her boobs are huge
why are dirt umas so sexy
>
>>569369125>strawberry pizza
>>569368648
Choose.
>>569369168She got hungry and realized she'd be able to eat a good meal if she won, thus she runs better
>>569369125Delicious!
I would like Digital if she was straight
>>569369194thank you for meatballs and The Sopranos
>>569369285I want like 1 from every colorbut mostly still
When your scribbly bunk does the down dirty
>>569369285no thanks I'm not Chinese.
>>569369285sorry I didn't read the romance of the three kingdoms
>>569366330Oh Haythere, anons.Our club has an opening, please put /uma/ in your bio and be active.
>>569369342She's straight when your cock is inside herand doing that wouldn't be too hard
>>569369248Sex
>>569369342There are very very very few completely straight umamusumeIt's an all-female species, it's natural for them
>>569369248I actually went to the im@s collab cafe once and ordered the strawberry pasta and it was so goddamn sweetI liked it
oyakodon
>made a last minute FL front>good skills, ddpp, groundwork, everything>mile A>consistently steals A&S from my other Mile S front>can't outrun ends>always places 2nd, 0 wins after 30 roomsFUCK FUCK FUKC UFCIKLFUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
>>569369565Your guts?
>friend asked me who my favs are>she says i have lesbian taste:(
>>569369216>>569369404I run Maruzen on dirt because cars don't drive on grass is there any art of her covered in dirt n stuff?
>>569369628
>>569369608posting 'guts' itt shouldn't be allowed unless you can explain how dueling occurs
>>569369628I have a screenshot of a very dirty maru during pisces that at least 1 anon savedI unfortunately do not have it on hand right now
Imagine Digitan
Is Maruzensky for (You)?
Digitan LOVE
>>569369681you slap them in the face with your dress glove and challenge them duh
>>569369609That's a bad thing?
>>569369687>>569369667oh there he is lol
All umas except Ryan owes me sex
>>569369681guts increase your speed in the very last spurt though, you don't need to duel for it to be useful, although duelling is where guts shines the most.
I'll show you my last spurt
>>569369667Absolutely filthy. IIRC Maruzensky did run on dirt IRL a few times, utterly dominated there too obviously.
>>569369893OMG Glup Shitto is racing ToT ToT ToT
For guts deck Yeppers or Urara is better?
>>569369342
I save every image
>>569370023Urara unless you really want pto from yeppers
>>569370023YeppersUrara is too low bond to reliable rainbow in MANT
>>569370059post that Tamachan
>>569370018strange reply
>>569370023If you can orange Urara despite the 0 initial friendship then Urara, if not, yeppers.
>>569370083Until she's not!
>>569370104
>>569370059EVERY image? Even the really bad ones?Even the dox screenshots?
>>569369741God I want a stinky, obsessed, nerdy weeb gf.
>>569370083She gives you a fuckton of hints tho, so if you prioritize that and she doesnt decide to solo train stamina 10 times in a row when that happens, its easy to max her pre summer
>>569370153heh nice
>>569366804she's not fully paralyzed, she just can't walk or stand for a long time
>>569370198I mean If you're thinking about a guts deck you're likely using both. She's great if you get lucky, but adding rng to your rng game in a high rng scenario sounds like a pain
>>569370050This is referring to how she's such a simp she cucks herself from actually involving herself with the girls she stalks, believing herself to be shit and worthless compared to her idols, so she has a self-imposed "no touching" rule or whatever
>>569370059Even the gofiles?
>>569370169It's pretty easy to achieve.
>>569370314yea, they're usually just ugly and insufferable.And fat.
>>569370050so Digitan x Torena (aka me) is always a possibility
>>569370370Fix her.
>>569370148We are all pulling for the uma that says the N-bomb right?
>>569370383
I pulled for Ayabe guts and haven't even used it yet.
>>569370396You could always just larp that your Torena is secretly an umamusume or something.
>>569369562Are they actually related in the game?
Imagine how crushed Digitan would be if you gave her a human child.
>>569370557I think her motherly impulses would override that.
>>569370557Never back down, never give up. Do it again with more determination this time.
>>569370406you can barely fix "normal" foids with smaller problemsyour savior fantasy will be your undoing>t. relationship haver
>>569370050KEKAROO
im fucking about to run a third speed card i am so tired of lowrolling speed
>>569370675I have hope...
>>569370668>implying uma mothers feel those for human offspring
>>569369628She's technically better on dirt than on turf anyway. 8 of 13 dirt courses are 1800 or 1900 for a triple 7s activated kiss for courage to yield carryover. on turf it's 9 out of a possible 16 courses. 8/13 is 9% more than 9/16. She's got better performance on dirt.
>>569370417I would probably already had quit the game for Bloodborne 2 by the time her banner comes to global
>>569370717Bwo... I run Tosho SR and fuku with 0 priority and I cap speed 9/10 times
What would Digital do if an umamusume raped her in the showers
>>569370907shout out her fanclub
>>569370812You might be right...I'm trying to find an instance of an uma "adopting" a different species but I can't find any.
>>569370907pic unrel Sirius would be mindraped by the french by the time she meets with Digitan
>Wow! I got a guts deck high roll! Awesome! Now to buy my skills!>FCM and Daring Strike…>…>where are my FCM and Daring Strike…
>>569370907Digi couldn't play favorites like that. She wouldn't settle for anything less than getting gangbanged by all of her oshis at once.
>>569370852I fucking love all the Cafe-with-a-fish artI never thought what Sunday Silence would think of her obsession though
>will you roll on sweep tosho?>....eeeeehhhh.... *cringes* no, it's going to be tough... I don't think so...
>>569371053>Getting raped>Screaming for them to stop>Not out of consent, but because they need to invite more of their friends to join in firstFunny
>>569371014>acceleration>savvy double circleoof, that bad eh?>>569371058pearl did it first.https://youtu.be/Kj7wBbemzHw
only 8 months until you get your own doto
>>569371292Why would I want a clumsy cow
>>569371163I'm going to pull the yada creature and there is NOT A FUCKING THING you can do to stop me.
no thanks
i want to fuck umamusumes especially the sweaty ones
>>569371332
>>569371292Doto is the only uma that I actively, genuinely hate>Stupid mouth>Horrible voice>Whole personality/characterization is just Rice Shower but worse in every way
I don't want dotoshit.
>>569371292new voucher or?
>>569371440don't shay that....
>>569371413read the star blossom manga
everybody hates Rice Shower everybody loves cute Dotonow shut up
>>569371431What does Kitasan see in her?
Shoot thick ropes of cum directly inside Agnes Tachyon's hairy umanko
>>569371540
>>569371440thank you
I feel a disturbance in the comfy hours
>>569371664it's because there's no jong...
>>569371540It's too late, I have already depicted Rice Shower as the calm and serene gigauma and Meisho Doto as the sõyfacing virginuma
sex with mares
>>569371685make a room then
>>569371693no...
>>569371767maybe after I'm done with this pasa run
>>569371750W.C Bouquetd'or
>>569371592Why does a fitness freak tomboy, who's too scared of her own femininity to grow her hair out, dress like a grandmother on her way to church in her free time?
>>569371750cum boucket d'or
>>569371750chronogenitals
Cuties?
>>569371810>>569371880
>>569370539The horse ears and tail stay on during umapyoi
>>569371058Sunday Silence looks like THAT?
>>569371970Sorry bwochacho, come back later.
Tap tap tap tap tap tap tap
>>569371547This
>>569372093Reminder that Sweep Tosho was much older than Kitasan Black when they fucked
>Mejiro Ryan's only G1 victory was the Takarazuka Kinen>The conditions on the field that day were Cloudy weather and Good turfo i c>witgod said the only two late surgers worth a damn are Ryan and Dober I guess it's Ryan's time to shine then
>>569371440no one asked, Opera O.
>>569371492Her legend race is next week, then she gets added to the daily legend pool with 2nd anniversary.So like another 5-6 months until that then (assuming you get 80 stars) another 70 days of daily races minus the shards you get from the shop.
>>569372061Why is Mayano zooming
>>569372302Top Gun
https://x.com/manekiumaclub/status/2062353798799249511
i haven't completed a career in three daysI'm dancho
>>569372302(Mighty Wings playing in the distance)
>>569372302Airplane girl
>>569372376Rice love
>>569371540i’ve had only negative experiences with rice shower fans and only positive ones with meisho doto fans
>>569366567unironically, sovli wonder what kind of dances yeppers knows, given how much more of a country bumpkin she is than cappu
doto chili demon is funny
>>569372302Heat.
>>569372393danchou... you haven't done a career in a month... none of us have
>>569372669Maya keeps sending me pictures of her in her underwear.
>>569371431>4chanxt hasn't been updated in half a year>4chanx has been updated in the last month>no soundposts on 4chanxam i a fucking retard or what are you all usingi think xt has been outright broken for the last month or six weeks, stuff stops loading properly or slowly or sometimes not at all
>>569372738xt got updated recently by someone else taking the reignshttps://github.com/nick-s-b/4chan-xt/releases/tag/4chan-xt-XT-42.24.3
i want to fuck wei
>>569372376Surprised Rudolf isn't there or is he not in the era mentioned
>>569369285which one is lubu
>>569372853I saw some comments with Rudolf but considering that the people who would rank him as their fav are probably 60+ old farts then it's no wonder that there aren't many
>>569372835You don't have the stamina to keep up with Helios, unc
>>569372835wei would you do that?
>>569372376>maya higher than passer, kitasan and almond eyeVery based
>>569373160good I'm ready for death
>>569371547Strength
>>569372376How did she do it?
>>569373412Fat tits
>>569373392THAT happened
I LOVE FAT UMA TITS I LOVE FAT UMA TITS I LOVE FAT UMA TITS I LOVE FAT UMA TITS I LOVE FAT UMA TITS I LOVE FAT UMA TITS I LOVE FAT UMA TITS I LOVE FAT UMA TITS I LOVE FAT UMA TITS I LOVE FAT UMA TITS I LOVE FAT UMA TITS I LOVE FAT UMA TITS I LOVE FAT UMA TITS I LOVE FAT UMA TITS I LOVE FAT UMA TITS I LOVE FAT UMA TITS I LOVE FAT UMA TITS I LOVE FAT UMA TITS I LOVE FAT UMA TITS https://x.com/hananashidayo/status/2062339018453639622?s=20
>>569373594ugly sloppa
Mares with FAT tits
>>569373392Onige (popular) + wins against two of the golden gen
>>569373594Fucking calm down Vodka.
>>569373660a real tit lover doesnt post slop, it's true
>>569373660shut up and strip or we won't go get your nails done~
>>569372376fraud week gwos...
i want to rape the zoomer so bad
>>569372789Thank you for this anonIm spilling my spaghetti trying to get this to work but ill figure it out
>>569372376Brain
i wanna slop opn those tits
i want to die
>>569373757Well post some tits then!
my bwos I love emI love em all
>>569372376>13 Vodka>15 Daiwa Scarlet
>>569372376>the face of the franchise
>>569372789FUARK,,,,,
Okay but I really really really really really relaly really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really realy really reallyr eally really really really really really relaly really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really love Stego.
>>569374096The game really doesn't portray Vodka in a way that conveys just how incredible the real horse was. She had as many G1 wins as Rudolf, and they don't ever shut up about how amazing Rudolf's seven G1 wins were.
Boob general
>>569374193Do you love her enough to stick with the game for 3 more years when she finally arrives on Global
>>569372376>equinox sandwhiched by hag mares
>>569374229chinlet butterface
mare bloomer uoh mare bloomer
>>569374289What does she look like without the mask?
>>569374367Like Uma Musume C
>>569374289
>>569374307ok
People are using the dumper to do 40 races by the way.
Since there's only two months before level 11 bond and casual outfits are implemented does anyone know if we get automatically to level 11 if our fan count is high enough?Or we will have to grind until level 11?
>>569374242>Won the DAHBY as a MareHow come she isn't as hyperwanked as Ai?
>>569374289>>569374409
we sneed more masked umas it's one of the few accessories umas actually wear
>>569374440bond level and fan number are separated
>>569374242>>569374461looks too much like a boySorry that's the truthShoulda been given bigger tits and longer hair I don't make the rules
>>569374440I don't expect Cygames to be competent enough for the former
>>569374440I'm gonna grind Curren alright
can someone post the biwa rabiiff there is one
>>569374547Free of 40min careers, yeah!
>>569374307My favorite big tit umas are the ones that have big tits for absolutely no reason, like it doesn't even fit their personality. Like Gold Ship and Winning Ticket and Marvelous Sunday and Bakushin.
>>569374242Scarlet and Vodka getting the Cinderella Grey treatment would be fucking badass but narratively impossible because a story of a couple of girls breaking into an all bois club doesnt make sense if everyone is already a grildamn shamejust look at this fucking racehttps://youtu.be/jWkGOnRFa4s?t=54
>>569374440>>569374579paizuri
>EL PERRO DE CACA never wore a mask irlfraud bros???
>>569374592https://mega.nz/folder/Au10FJBL#ifquZCBkg2UkxVpc8GFtVw
>>569374520Just give her a wedding version with a differrent hair cut
>>569374726>https://mega.nz/folder/Au10FJBL#ifquZCBkg2UkxVpc8GFtVwcheers
>>569374308I don't have to wait for global release but I am sticking around for both her alts, at least.
silly
wodka crhistmas alt .jpg
>>569374065even me?
>>569374776Silly sexboli
>>569374801post it you coward
>>569374520Get off 4chan, Daiwa.>>569374650Yeah, the incredible underdog story of two umamusume who changed the entire sport by proving that... umamusume who wear their decorations on the left ear instead of the right can be fast.But seriously it is pretty funny how most major world records are held by mares.
>>569374829No
>>569374801what are those[sound=].webm
>>569374848Its the bloomers man... They just slow down umas.
>>569374801OH NONONONONONONO
AIEEEEE SPECHUD SAVE ME FROM THESE WILD MARES
>>569374801Vodka makes it look cool
>>569374954Curious how this doesn't show her shoes.
>>569374742They already did. Her hair isn't even short, she just keeps it tied at the back.
>>569374650How would you fix the discrepancy between mares and stallions narratively in Uma?
>>569374909So this is how Suzuka compensates for her flat chest?!
>get my first UG>low rolls now feel especially bad, even SS feels like I just wasted my time.
Special week tried to sell her daughters to me like a saudi prince
Smooching the tomboy
>>569374998You don't but you can still kinda tell the story if written a specific way (main story 2)
>>569374801Kingdom Hearts approved alt
>>569374909suzuka sexo
>>569374872Those?
>>569375056Cafe's flat slender body is so erotic
>>569374998That problem has been tumbling in my head a while and the only thing i could think of is to note how the tiara is two mediums and a mile but crown is two mediums and a longit doesnt make sense to just arbitrarily come up with the idea that stayers are held in higher esteem and some umas are built with that capacity when stallions are prominent in all four distance types anyway
Did jp had free clocks or these clock giveaways or its just us because people on twitter bitched hard enough about it?
>>569375084King Halo is a Mare?
>>569375114These.
>>569375184>>569375201Does Sunday Silence have big boobs?
>>569375015her what?
>>569375245She is the canon wife of Main Story 2
>>569374650>>569374998They barely explained the grays racism in the oguri anime, poodolf will just say something like "now nobody will ever say a tiara uma musume can't run" out of nowhere and never address it ever again
>>569375292DELICIOUS FLAT CHEST
>>569375247WHEN YOU WALK AWAY
>>569375036Spechud needs money for food
>>569375368YOU DON'T HEAR ME SAY
Umamusuko
are your aces ready? how we feelan?
>>569375389bad
>>569375247KWAB
>>569374998>>569375351The only solution is to go international. >Australia's mares are so amazing they had to appear twice
>>569375247It really is depressing that Cygames released this absolute mess of an alt and then just...decided never to give her anything ever again. Save her, Cygames. Please.
>>569375247GWARSH SORA WE GOTTA WIN THE NOBODY CUP BEFORE XGORIN DOESHYUCK
>>569375468What is she saying about me?
>>569375553You are the chosen one.
You guys are elfin' retarded.
>>569375508>Man o War and American Pharoah>but no Secretariat
>>569375245Queen Halo
>>569375508>just named wolfboy uma kino....
>A Japanese Club gives out these images for their top earnersThat's cute.
>>569375643The only thing I'm chosen for is failure. I'm nothing but a third-rate trainer with a fourth-rate uma
>>569374650>Scarlet Vodka anime spinoff>Final race is simply animated one-to-one with real life>not even any different audio, just copypaste the IRL announcer losing his damn mind calling the IRL raceit would be kino
>>569375508a DANGEROUSLY powerful Mare name
>>569375384PLEASE OH BABY DON'T GO
>>569375389I cant give Kingu mile S without sacrificing her End Closer sparks
>>569374016alright FINE if you INSIST
>>569375903>literally born to rape Torenas
>>569375903>BR rape umas
can't umas just dicriminate based on earring position? like for example Rice saying HishiAma sucks because she's brown and wears her earrings on her left ear
>>569375813You will fullfill the prophecy
>>569376087Rice Shower is flat and stupid though
>>569376015Need them...
>>569375532Motherfucker made me spat my drink
>>569375952This makes it look like she's doing compensated dating...
>>569375840And then they KISS.
good morning
>>569376140You and me both
S-Shut up about her Christmas outfit.She gets to look coolEventuallyFor an event, not an alt
>>569376087Shut the fuck up you filthy d*rter
>>569376217>for an eventSo it's worthless
>>569376171Good morning
>>569376105The only prophecy I will fulfill is seeing my trainee jobbing in the race where our lives are on the line
>>569376087I was at the zoo the other day and I was looking at some fucking penguins. Because they all look identical, to tell them apart the keepers had the males wear bands on their right wings, and females wear bands on their left wings. It sounded awfully familiar.
>>569375712>Secretariat>Sham always following behind her with a burning hatred in her eyes>John Henry running around stompin shit and running a gorillion races like Haru, but actually winning half of them>Seabiscuit fucking with War Admiral's head in their big duel racelotta cool stories alas we probably wont see 'em
>>569376243that's Special Cheeks after i impregnated her several times
>>569376171Good morning bwo
>>569376273Why is Vodka such a faggot?
>>569376171good morrow
>>569376262No. You must be happy.
what a lovely day I sure hope it won't be ruined by an uggy like Kawakami
Boobies
>>569376338I did not know seabiscuit was a real horseis the movie good
>>569376453gay
>>569376484Now that's TOO big
>>569375508I'd love to see Maruzensky and Black Caviar and Kincsem and Tazuna all catch up to talk about undefeated uma things.
>>569376338Sundayman should have been an actual Uma and not a schizo ghost
I just had a can of thick pea soup for lunch/dinner. It was yummy.
>>569376326>swapping bands to have night sex while baka ningens are clueless
>>569376530Given that he was never explicitly named in Cafe’s story it is entirely possible for him to still become one, no?
>>569376423Shiraoki-sama has abandoned me, much as I shall abandon training duties. Not even a 7 will bring me back
>>569376523There are men that say there's no such thing...You're kinda right though
mcfat NEEDS her real best friend sundayman instead of hanging out with teio and goldship
>>569376383It's in her blood; her mom encourages her to go out and do gay shit (and break fences)
>>569376627>7You cant! See it's a sign!
>>569376626Cygays would need to incorporate the fact that she would a massive yandere and stalker towards Mcfat
>>569376530should be extra mean and have Sundayman be a ghost that haunts Mejiro manor and its up to us to recognize why she's there
>>569376762This would be peak, though?
>>569376626The ghost is real, I feel like that'd completely take away from Cafe's character to suddenly make Sunday Silence an Uma. Yes it wasn't namedropped but now it went from "her daddy haunting/helping her" to "some literal nobody ghost lmao" With Stay Gold also being confirmed being able to see it, it'd be pretty fucking wild for it to not be SS.
>>569376723Gold Ship is the proud union of the Mcfatty and Sundayman bloodline.
>8% failure right off the batOff to a great start
>>569376629See now that's a perfect size to hold in your hands
>>569376741
>>569376904personally I think a little bit of spillage is ok
>>569376858The real alive Sundayman Uma is just projecting her force ghost to Cafe during dreams. Problem solved
>>569376383Vodka is just an innocent, dense romance protagonist.Scarlet is the real faggot.
Flash is cute but I don't want to live such a scheduled life...
>>569377031You can't blame Vodka for having one of the hottest umas ever as a roommate.
>>569376940
how do i get rid of my morning wood?
Guess I'll post some too
I have to skip this right?
>>569376858Just go waaaaay older, and make it Eclipse or something
>>569377141apply it into your trainee's umanko
>>569377141Learn how to Lucid Dream and cum in your sleep while having sex with an Uma
Marvelous can summon dimensions but Sundayman and his ghost existing at the same time is too farfetched
>>569377173
>>569377087Her schedule will eventually fall apart like Deutsche Bahn
>>569377087You get used to it. Especially since she does most of the busywork for you
>>569377087cheerleader flash could fix me
>>569377207Yes
>>569377149Yeah
>>569377207yes
>>569377149yesunless you have a gold heal, which you won't and Keen Eye doesn't work.
>>569376858>>569377169It's not even speculation, it just IS Sunday Silence. The only description we have in the game is that Cafe's friend looks exactly like her, and that's because IRL Cafe looked exactly like Sunday too.
Why is Aston Machan constantly trying to seduce (You)?
>>569377135This boosting boisterous blast truly is boosting and boisterous
>>569377227>>569377239>>569377246Flash gap moe when her carefully planned day falls apart cause you keep kissing her and making her late.
>>569376858>The ghost is realPerhaps it is the ghost of her grandpa Halo.I doubt he will be added to the game as an uma.
>>569377309How come Digi doesn't see the ghost of Secretariat when she looks exactly like him?
>>569377332Good! Because thats the alternative
>>569377227What's up with german trains? They're always utter shit whenever I visit. They're late, randomly stop running and everything feels clunky and badly organized.
>>569377309But like, they could pivot, it’s an option, and there are other options for her friend that would fit with Cafe’s IRL genealogy and the in game story if they wanted to
>>569374625how do big tits fit a personality
>>569377434European bureaucracy does this
>>569377425Showing that you're willing to murder is making me not want to trust you
>>569377430G-German umanko
>>569377406>when she looks exactly like him?retardYou can spot differences instantly when looking at images of both side by sideCafe and Sundayman are much more alike than those two
>>569377406She could, she's just too distracted by all the sexy living umas.
>>569377434The retards in charge spend decades only investing in the motorways and that lead to our railsways to fall into disarray.
>>569377480Super Creek
>>569377141How do I get a morning wood realized I haven't have one for a while...
>>569377434The consequence of decades of neglect. Genuinely one of the worst things about living here.
>>569377406Whenever im reminded of that link i imagine Digitan going "My ancestor :)" to a Secretariat umamusume
>>569377247>>569377267don't just say yes you tards
>>569374801
>>569377434The German public sector is (probably) underfunded and slow as fuck. When I was younger I had to get my German birth certificate from Germany and I had to go on a journey looking for the right office that had it. I kept on getting redirected cause they couldn't find where my files went lol
>>569377653no
>>569377480Huge tits suit motherly girls like Creek or quiet girls like Rob Roy. Not so much for hyperactive genki types. But that's what makes it charming.
>German efficiency autism is injected into all things mechanical>Except trains for some reason
>>569377490Technically it is an exorcism and I doubt you are an evil restless spirit, so it wouldnt do anything to (You)
I do my daily legend race against McQueen every day.Not because I need her, but because I like making the fatty run
>>569377665You don't understand, Vodka always needs to be 2cm taller than Daiwa, and Christmas Daiwa wears heels.
>U/n/a
>>569377694Counterpoint: genki girls can be busty if they're also retardedGolshi doesn't fit because she's genki and a schemer
>>569377434>>569377590DamnAnd of course Swiss are the best again
>>569377430link the full you COWARD
>>569377694Quiet bookish girls with massive tits are my favourite...
>>569377837I thought that was Samus at a glance in the thumbnail
>>569377768Obviously you're an agent of the demonic pretending to be an agent of Shiraoki-sama and as such are not to be trusted
>>569377486I'm euro and in other countries I've been they work fine, although ofc I haven't been everywhere. I've spent lot of time in Netherlands, Spain, Sweden and Finland and all have well-working train infrastructure with only minor gripes. Germany alone is a shitshow, and everyone I've talked to agrees, and nobody understands why. Is it just the size of it? Big things are harder to manage? I'm taking furashu as reparations for all my bad experiences with german trains.
>>569377903No...
I think Lickey sucks and is a phony
>>569377434>>569377691>>569377743Imagine going to catching a train in Germany with Eishin, and watching her have a huge autistic meltdown on the platform when it's thirty seconds late.
>>569377837>punctuality worse than even the italians
I cannot do another mant run bwos, I'm going back to URA
>>569377904Our car lobby has a lot of influence on politicians. Like the other anon said, our train system has been neglected for decades because BMW Mercedes Audi etc all push car-centric policies.
PLEASE tell me the fuji k*seki event can be cleared in ura or unity PLEASE
>>569377996umallah will hate you for this
>>569377834Does the same apply to Bakushin?
>>569377935It's too late, Shiraoki-sama has abandoned both of us
>>569376485Better than the Secretariat movie, but Seabiscuit the horse doesn't show up for an hour.
.........
>>569377837Now post the Shinkansen's punctuality.
>>569378124Nah I dont think so.
>>569377996First few days of MANT I was doing 5 runs, soon I started doin just 4 then 3 then 2 and now I do 1, maybe 2 if i'm in a good moodweekends I do a ura run just for the daily
>>569377986The trains are way longer than 30 minutes late. Worst I ever had was when I travelled from Berlin to Hamburg on Christmas Eve. I was like 6 hours late.
>>569378112it's times like these when I want the picture to be made by a real human, why is the world so cruel? i'm still going to use this as material though
>>569378216If that were the case you would have been given a 7
>three SSRs don't finish chain on the distance-S and FL runi'm glad your dairy cow is dying, cyjews.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DcphpBvdt28https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DcphpBvdt28https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DcphpBvdt28
>>569378214???
>>569378214Cute Almond
>>569378112Exactly right
>>569378301Still is....flat
>>569378285Just gotta believe harder!
why are they like this?
>>569378391The obvious answer is to blow up the student council room as Shiraoki-sama demands and all will be clear
>>569377986Imagine going to catch a train in Argentina with Eishin and watching her have a seizure on the platform when it never arrives because of a union protest.
>>569378441Lets not do that...
When Cygames inevitably blows up global, we will have to pick up the slack and make Umamusume 2: The Prettier Derby
>>569378526why would a german be in argentina?
>>569378526She can just go to France for that
>>569378214cute
>>569378531You're right, the track would be a much better option
>>569378573Visiting relatives
>>569378573She came to visit uncle Adolf.
>>569378372>>569378112Hey Bakushin is actually sexy?
>>569378624Stop that!
You guys better pull Sweep
>>569378751yada
every uma should have a gyaru alt
>>569378721What are you going to do, sic the URA paramilitary that totally exists on me?
Why do so many artists portrayals of Sunday Silence have her with heaps of scars? Did the IRL horse have those?
>>569378751I will. The question is: how much of brat she is going to be, how long until she's yours? Can you handle the YADA?
https://x.com/Onekotan_Island/status/2062517340525482049does anyone have this fanbox
>>569378812She looks like she likes it rough.Alternatively she only wants to be tenderly loved.
>>569378808Yes!
>>569378751I'm pulling her right NOW
>>569378801but there are already gyarus by default
>>569378812the real horse survived a car crash as a 2 year old
>>569378697All umas are sexy to an extent, but Bakushin is a stealth bombshell.
>>569378927Also I'm too scared to use the headless version so I'm using the commit right before sweepdev lost his shit
>>569377406Because I don't visit her
>>569378895Then I shall go down in a blaze of glory and my trainees will forever be free
>>569378812
Post Gentil mog
Why won't any cute anon smooch me
>>569379064you're a whore, that's why
>>569378952>>569379041Alright, that's badass.
>>569379064
>>569379089Give me one and I won't be...
>>569379064Maybe you just arent very smoochable? Or the anons you think are cute are already taken....
idc if it's slop I need more sweaty umas NOW
>>569378697I first noticed this on her first meeting with Kitasan, not only is she stacked (erotic) but she's also shorter than expected (very erotic)
Mambo!
>>569379189mamber
>>569379162Don't tell me you're taken...
>>569379189Mämbö
>>569378895That image was the first umamusume piece of media I ever saw before I really understood what the franchise was about. I downloaded the game thinking all the girls were massive.
I hate Tokai Teio.I seriously fucking hate her.
>>569379169
The skill options were so bad. Are any of these debuffs not complete memes or should I drop them all in favour of double circling the other skills?The only mile/late relating skills I skipped were Speed Eater since it requires me to be near the front, Studious because it sounds like a meme and Lucky 7 because that is a meme.
hemorrhoids are flaring up againi want to dieuma for me?
>>569379360how did you get them
>>569378812Just know that my boy, Sundayman, would just refuse to die no matter what
no more smooching
>>569379260Married to the job unfortunately, sorry
>>569379360Do they ever go away? I'm dealing with the first one that has shown up on the outside. It doesn't hurt at least
KILL TOKAI TEIO.
YO!
more smooching
>>569379064Much like me, you are not cute nor smoochable
IMPREGNATE TOKAI TEIO.500 MORE.
Botter status?
>>569379064Because you're ugly
Curren Cute
>>569379359Pls advise
>>569379440This anon has nobody to smooch
>>569379608>aroma kinen
>>569379390you know>>569379464i think they never completely go away but they can recede and not be an issue for years which is close enough
>>569379670No one here has anyone to smooch.
>>569379638>>569379656I HATE CURREN
>>569379781
>>569378958Bakushin with her hair down is offensively sexy.
I want to experience sex as Mejiro McQueen
>>569379360Bend that ass over, pretty boy
>>569379440you sure?
>>569378958
>>569379865she's a horsegirl not a lamia
>>569379390You get them from poor diet, usually lacking in fiber, and from spending too much time sitting down. And when I say too much time, I mean like 70% of your day
>>569379680>you knowI do not
>>569379440>>569379506>>569379715
>>569380034llamas are basically horses
>>569379862Are you a girl? If no then sorry she won't let you
>>569379909MAYBE a little
https://x.com/i/status/2062438737683132846
REMINDER TO ALL SWEEPY USERS YOUR PUNISHMENT IS NEAR
>>569379668Just get battle formation and pray it works
>>569380154good boy~
>>569379440Hmm..nyo
>>569380265Ruby would never do this
>>569380057This. I didn't think it was an issue when I was younger but the moment I had one open up mid shit was the most painful experience ever, like I was crying at the sight of all that blood and was scared to take a shit next time. Actually filling your diet with fiber and doing exercise regularly makes your shits feel so silky smooth that you'd think god came down and blessed your anus. Black beans and veggies are your friend.
which uma has a bankai
What does it actually do? Permanent slowdown or just a temporary slowdown that is quickly overwritten due to being early race?
>>569380265......
TOTALCLANKERDEATHSoon™
>>569380280hidoi na...
>>569380328For>>569380201
>>569380450>roblox posting
>>569375791Danchou, take notes
>>569375791>>569380598this but unironically
>>569380453Temporary slowdown, but can still fuck over fronts because they need that insta-speed early. It's a gamble tho.
>>569380598how would we give them though... that'd be doxxing in the bread
>>569380648
>>569380598Too much effort, would rather suck cock
If your toon is not a front runner, her chances of winning are always 50/50
i think i dont get probabilitieshow can i have legacies completely stacked with whites and consistently get inspirations where not a single one procswhat was the point of parent farming then
What is this spammer trying to achieve
my anondacchis will win CMmy anondacchis will win CMmy anondacchis will win CM
>>569380528
/uma/ frotting meetup when?
I never noticed Sweep Tosho's sexboots before. Those are definitely not appropriate for a little girl.
>>569380284what will happen if i touch her 4head
since I like to build hybrids, sometimes my grass will be too far up ahead for dom to proc. so thinking natie would maybe be better? I'm sure some are skimping on stam
>>569381014read that as a fronting meetup
Are we going to pull for CB?
>>569381149we are
>>569381042that's exactly how hybrids work. You forgo dom proc chances
>>569381173
>>569381103A fate worse than death
>>569381149AHHHHHH ITS NOT FAIR IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>569381219retard
>>569381103me too, I thought there would be a front runner only meetup
>>569381219gwo?
>>569381149Depends on how much she wants me
>>569381219Smartest Cafe/Tachyon fag
>>569381257Shit, I thought we were about to reach image limit without how fast they were spamming sloppa
>>569381309Kitasan does not have bigger tits than Satono, does she?
>>569381195I guess...
>>569381378Nah bro you were justified
>>569380528I still don't get what uncs have against roblox
>>569381219
>>569379915what does teio think about food play? I want to lick hachimi out of her pussy
>>569381156
>>569381219Cafebro...
>hmm I guess I'll do recreation instead of resting so I'm all happy for summer >not funny cygames
Every Curren interaction with other people feel so fake and scripted, she's a demon that should be burnt like one
>>569381442>>569380528>>569380450>uncs forgetting that Roblox is a 20 year old gameI played this shit in elementary while using our home landline to call my friend and play with him because we didn't know about Teamspeak or Mumble
Now bake!
>>569381690it's still being played by mostly 6 year olds despite its age
>>569381931and groomers (me)
>>569381819finish the bread first
>>569381956hm
>>569381947/uma/club dancho....
>>569382021Hmmmm
Will you accept Matikanetannhauser's feelings? Her parents already see you as her partner.
>>569382049ummmmmma
sweatycroppedteioumanko_1200.png
>>569382083No.
>>569382105tikane
>>569382083Nah. What if our kids come out with a funny voice? I knew a guy who got bullied for that
finish the bread...
>>569382169Urara.png
now that there's no images I can say I wanna kiss someone really bad right now
>>569382220It's not good, I'll just give it to Oguri
>>569382242teiobro_unmasked.jpg
Here comes your beloved
this post is for you
>>569382083no
>>569382178>>569382209What about Matikanefukukitaru's feelings? Her reading says you are her destined partner.
[NAKED UMA PICTURE]
>PXL_20260604_400lbscale.jpghey guys what uma is for me
Gold City feet in my mouth
>>569382378That's illegal!
>>569382395A draft horse.
uma uma umya unya
>>569382332>girl handSo even Buena is gay?
>>569382395Teio
>>569382395Curren Chan
>>569382395Gold City since you want her feet in your mouth.
>>569382360I don't really like girls with short hair...
BNW
>>569382332CUTE CUTE CUTE
>>569382378>>569382395this isn't /vm/
Don't stop
>>5693823607 and I create 7 sets of 7 fukulings with Fukukitaru
>>569382565Brian Narita (Brian) Winner (Narita Brian)
>>569382676O
>>569382628me now!
can we move now
>>569382628Make it pop
>>569382562Congrats! You unlocked a random choice. Hover over any one of these spoilers to find the Uma who has decided she is taking you, willing or not. You can only pick one. You must pick one.Grass WonderGentildonnaMejiro ArdanNishino Flower
umanko
>>569382834>picked 3I WON
>>569382834>Ardanpuke.webm
>>569382834I don't mind any of these but I'd pick either Grass or Ardan because they seem easygoing enough.
new bread or other bread?
>>569383072new bread
>>569382946UNPUKE NOW
...bread doko?
>>569396364you aren't invited
